Since I ripped BBC 1 - 7, and 10, here they are -
BBC CD #01
Quote:| WELCOME TO BBC ONE
THIS IS THE FIRST DISK RELEASED BY THE ACE CRACKING TEAM THE BBC] HANG AROUND aCOS THIS SCROLLERaS GONNA BE A MAMBA^ BUT FIRST WEaRE JUST GONNA GO OUT AND GET OUR PIZZA AND COKE SUPPLY] HANG AROUND^ WEaLL ONLY BE GONE A COUPLE OF MINUTES]
AAAH[ THEYaRE NOT LOOKING^ IaM ON THE KEYBOARD^ VEGETABLE RIGHTS[ LETaS GO] THIS IS ELTRON AT THE FLIGHT PANEL ]] TO SCROLL OR NOT TO SCROLL^ THAT IS THE QUESTION] THE FIRST THING I^LL SAY IS aHIa TO AUTOMATION^ THE UNTOUCHABLES^ AND ALL YOU OTHER SEMIbEVOLVED SIMIANS b BANG THE ROCKS TOGETHER GUYS] HI TO THE UNION^ TEX^ BLADERUNNERS^ AND ALL OF THE GUYS AT FREESTYLE UK^ OR FUK AS THEY LIKE TO^ AND LIKE TO BE CALLED] EVEN AS WE SPEAK^ ANDY HAS CRACKED ANOTHER TWENTY PREbRELEASE GAMES] CAN YOU BELIEVE SOME PEOPLE STILL USE COPYLOCK] IF THOSE GUYS HAD SOME BRAINS THEYaD BE DANGEROUS] AND NOW ITaS TIME TO INTRODUCE BBC b THE BAD BREW CREW WITH NO LICENCING FEES^ AND IN A HIGHER ORBIT THAN THE AVERAGE SATELLITE] THE FIRST OF THIS MEAN TRIO OF HACKERS IS CHRISPY NOODLE] CHRISPY GETS OFF ON MIDI AND SONIX] HE PROGRAMS^ CRACKS^ AND PACKS BUT LIKES MAKING MUSIC] IF HE WINS^ HEaD LIKE TO OPEN HIS OWN BOUTIQUE] DESIGNER SOFTWARE FOR NUBILE FEMALES OF COURSE] NEXT SAY HI TO ANDY THE ARFLING b THE ULTIMATE GAS BAG] METHANE A SPECIALITY] HE CRACKS^ PACKS^ PROGRAMS^ AND FARTS] HE FARTS RATHER A LOT] BUT HE CRACKS RATHER A LOT SO WE CAN LET HIM OFF] IF YOUaRE NOT CAREFUL WEaLL LET HIM OFF NEAR YOU] ANDY WRITES HIS OWN COPIERS AND COMPACTORS AND HAS BEEN KNOWN TO USE RAID] PHIL IS THE PILOT] THE MAIN MAN^ TOP DOG^ HEAD HONCHO^ BIG WIG^ BOSS CAT^ COOL DUDE _I THINK YOU GET THE IDEA`] PHIL CRACKS^ HACKS^ AND PACKS] HE IS ALSO THE GROUP PHILOSIPHER b A SUPPLIER OF COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF BAD BREWS AND GAS] HE HAS AN IONISER STRAPPED TO HIS ASS] CHRISPY NOODLE HAS JUST COMPACTED ALL THE MUSIC FROM FOFT INTO A TWO K FILE] PHIL ALSO WRITES POETRY] HEaS VERY SENSITIVE^ ESPECIALLY TO DAYLIGHT] NEXT MEET THE HANGERS ON ]] PAUL IS ALSO A SUPPLIER b OF COKE^ MARS BARS^ AND LEMONADE] THE BAD BREW CREW ARE ON THE HARD STUFF BABE[ PAUL IS THE TESTER] THE BBC IS THE TEAM THAT INSISTS ON QUALITY CONTROL b AUTOMATION TAKE NOTE[ THE BBC USE A VARIETY OF KIT] AT LEAST FOUR STaS OF VARIOUS ISSUE AND TYPE^ A COUPLE OF AMIGAS^ A PORSCHE TURBO^ AND A FEATHER DUSTER] PHIL IS QUIETLY ENIGMATIC^ AND CHRISPY HAS JUST HAD AN ORGASM OVER HIS MUSIC SYNTH] INSERT COPYLOCKED DISK NOW] THIS IS ELTRON SCROLLING AROUND YOUR SCREEN AROUND THE CLOCK AT A CINEMA NEAR YOU FROM SUNDAY] CHECK PRESS FOR DETAILS] ANDY HAS JUST FARTED] PHIL HAS JUST FARTED] THE AIR CONDITIONING HAS JUST PACKED UP b GIVEN UP COMPLETELY] NO ST b NO COMMENT] PAUL ISNaT REALLY PART OF THE BBC^ HEaS MORE OF A DEGENERATE FREELOADER^ A GROUPIE^ A SORT OF SUGAR DADDY WITH FOOD AND DRINK] CHRISPY RIPS OFF SOFTWARE^ BUT HIS FOLKS RIP OFF TOILET DOORS] DO YOU REMEMBER THE MEMOREX ADVERT WITH THE GLASS CRACKING] ANDY CAN DO THAT WITH HIS ASS] CHRISPY IS THE FIRST HACKER TO HAVE A MIDI PORT UP HIS ASS] I LIKE PLAYING ELITE^ GUNSHIP^ LED STORM^ AND THINGS LIKE THAT] TIME FOR THE BBC CULTURE SPOT] FIZZY DRINKS MAKE YOU FART A LOT] THAT WASNaT THE CULTURE SPOT b IT WAS JUST A TIMELY OBSERVATION] THE AIR IS GETTING GREENER] aFAR BACK IN THE MISTS OF ANCIENT TIME^ IN THE GREAT AND GLORIOUS DAYS OF THE FORMER GALACTIC EMPIRE^ LIFE WAS WILD^ RICH^ AND ON THE WHOLE TAX FREE] MIGHTY STARSHIPS PLIED THEIR WAY BETWEEN EXOTIC SUNS SEEKING ADVENTURE AND REWARD AMONGST THE FURTHEST REACHES OF GALACTIC SPACE] IN THOSE DAYS SPIRITS WERE BRAVE^ THE STAKES WERE HIGH^ MEN WERE REAL MEN^ WOMEN WERE REAL WOMEN^ AND SMALL FURRY CREATURES FROM ALPHA CENTAURI WERE REAL SMALL FURRY CREATURES FROM ALPHA CENTAURI] ALL DARED TO BRAVE UNKNOWN TERRORS^ TO DO MIGHTY DEEDS^ TO BOLDY SPLIT INFINITIVES THAT NO MAN HAD SPLIT BEFORE AND THUS WAS THE EMPIRE FORGED] ]]] FROM FIFE GREAT KING WHERE THE NORWAYEN BANNERS FLOUT THE SKY AND FAN OUR PEOPLE COLD TIL THAT BELADONERaS BRIDEGROOM CONFRONTED THEN WITH SELF COMPARISONS^ SWORD aGAINST SWORD^ REBELIOUS ARM aGAINST ARM] AND TO CONCLUDE b VICTORY FELL UPON US]a JUST IN CASE YOU DIDNaT GET THAT ONE^ IT WAS A SPEECH BY THANE TO THE KING IN MACBETH BY SHAKESPEARE] THIS IS A HIGH CLASS SCROLLER NOT AN ABUSIVE FUCKING SHIT BONK HER SILLY SEXIST STAMP ON HIS BALLS VIOLENT OFFENSIVE SCROLLER] CHRISPY WANTS TO MAKE IT WITH A GIRL AND PLAY MUSIC AT THE SAME TIME] HE CALLS IT THE ULTIMATE INTERRUPT DRIVE] BUT WHICH WOULD MAKE HIM COME b THE MIDI OR THE SEX] MAYBE WEaLL NEVER KNOW] ONLY TIME WILL TELL] QUITE EXTRAORDINARY] PHIL THE PILOT HAS JUST CRACKED RAFFLES] MMM b THATaS LAME PHIL] GOLDEN PATH HAS GOT A VIRUS IN IT b THATaS REALLY UNLAME AUTOMATION] HOW CAN A DESKTOP BE WICKED] ANDY CAN HACK IT] TOS ERROR THIRTY FIVE AND IaM COMING ALIVE] IaVE HAD IT] I NEED MY BED^ I NEED MY WOMEN b SO UNTIL BBC TWO^ IaLL BID YOU ADIEU] REMEMBER BBC TWO BROUGHT YOU M]A]S]H] AND OPEN UNIVERSITY AS WELL AS NOT THE NINE OaCLOCK NEWS AND THE HITCHbHIKERS GUIDE TO MACBETH] BYE FROM ELTRON]
GET AWAY FROM OUR KEYBOARD YOU DEGENERATE [\]_]^a`[^ NO b BACK^ AH^ UH^ RETURNING TO ]] MANUAL CONTROL ]]]] STATUS ]]]] CRASH LANDED ON TARG ]] UH^ YEAH] THANX TO ELTRON _R]I]P]` NOW THAT HEaS GONE^ WE CAN GET ON WITH SOME SERIOUS SCROLLING] SO^ TO START THE BALL ROLLING^ HEREaS CHRISPY ]]
HI THERE FOLKS^ CHRISPY HERE] HOW GENEROUS OF MY COLLEAGUES TO GIVE ME A LITTLE BIT OF SPACE IN MY OWN SCROLLER[ OH WELL^ I MIGHT AS WELL MAKE THE MOST OF IT[ FIRST OFF^ HERE IS A PUBLIC DISCLAIMER ]] EVERYTHING ELTRON JUST WROTE ABOUT ME IS ENTIRELY FICTITIOUS b I WAS YOUNG AND I NEEDED THE MONEY b AND THE TOILET DOOR\ WELL THAT CAME OFF DURING MY INITIATION CEREMONY INTO THE BBC _I PASSED WITH FLYING COLOURS`^ AND WHILE WEaRE ON THE SUBJECT^ LETaS JUST SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT b THERE ARE bTHREEb MEMBERS OF THE BBC^ NAMELY CHRISPY NOODLE _THE ONE AND ONLY`^ ANDY THE ARFLING^ AND THE PILOT ]] ALL OTHERS ARE H A N G E R S b O N b LAMERS EVERY LAST ONE OF aEM] WELL^ NOW THAT IaVE GOT THAT OFF MY CHEST^ I CAN START THE SCROLL PROPER ]]] WE AT THE BBC HQ HAVE DECIDED TO BREAK A RECORD WITH THIS SCROLLER _DONaT WORRY^ ITaS NOT GOING TO BE OF WORLD RECORD LENGTH b YAWN^ YAWN`^ BUT THIS IS THE SCROLLER WITH THE LEAST AMOUNT OF SPOLLING MISTIKES[ YEP^ NOT A SINGLE TYPO WILL GET PAST OUR RIGOROUS PROOFbREADING PANEL] NOW WE GET TO A TRICKY POINT IN THIS MESSAGE] YOU SEE^ THE PROBLEM WITH HAVING A SCROLLER WRITTEN BY MORE THAN ONE PERSON^ IS THAT EACH CONTRIBUTOR HAS TO INCLUDE HIS OWN GREETS[ SO HERE GOES ]] HI TO THE UNION _GREAT DEMO BOYZ^ SHAME ABOUT THE TNTbCREW THOUGH[`^ THE BLADERUNNERS _ESPECIALLY HARRY`^ AUTOMATION _WAS _NOT WAS`^ CONTACT US NOW`^ THE UNTOUCHABLES _WITH A SUPERbSPECIAL FLUFFY GREET TO DAN`^ FREESTYLE UK _THATaS ALL FIVE MILLION OF YOU`^ MAZ^ AND THUNDERBIRD PUPPET] ]]] THERE^ IT WASNaT THAT PAINFULL WAS IT\ OH^ I SHOULD PERHAPS TELL YOU^ IaM TYPING THIS SCROLL ON AN ST WHICH IS TOTALLY KNACKERED b THE POWER BOARD IS FUCKED^ WHICH MEANS THE POWER LEAD ONLY CONNECTS WHEN IT FEELS LIKE IT] AT THE MOMENT^ IaVE GOT A PENKNIFE RAMMED UNDERNEATH THE POWER CABLE TO FORCE IT UPWARDS^ WHICH MAKES THE CONNECTION] SO I HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL NOT TO HIT THE DESK OR IaLL LOSE ALL POWE
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WELL WE SEEM TO HAVE LOST CONTACT WITH CHRISPY^ SO WEaLL MOVE QUICKLY ON TO THE PILOT ]]]
HI^ THIS IS THE PILOT^ A FOUNDER MEMBER OF THE BBC] THIS MENU AND SCROLLER WAS WRITTEN BY CHRISPY TO ADD A LITTLE FLAIR TO OUR DISKS _SPELT WITH A aKa TO SHUT ANDY UP` ]] ANYHOW^ HAVING SEEN AUTOMATION COMPACT DISKS^ WE DECIDED TO PACK EVERYTHING THEY DIDNaT^TO EVENTUALLY HAVE EVERYTHING COMPACTED WHERE POSSIBLE] AT THE MOMENT WE ARE NOT IN COOPERATION WITH AUTOMATION^ BUT WILL BE CONTACTING THEM WITH A VIEW TO COMBINING OUR EFFORTS TO BRING YOU FAST CRACKS^ PACKED AND HACKED ]]] WHY DID THERTEX BRING OUT HUMAN KILLING MACHINE\ ]]]]] TO MAKE STREET FIGHTER LOOK GOOD ]]] MORE SLAGGING OFF LATER] AS I HAVENaT READ THE OTHER COMPONENTS OF THIS SCROLLER _EXCEPT THE LIES ABOUT THE IONISER`^ I WILL DESCRIBE THE BBC AND ALL THE HANGERS ON^ AND ALL OUR FRIENDS^ ST^ AMIGA^ AND OTHERWISE] FIRSTLY THE BBC ARE ME _THE PILOT`^ A BIT LAME OF LATE AS IaVE ONLY CRACKED AND PACKED STUFF AND NOT DONE ANY HACKING^ CODING^ OR GRAFIX^ THIS IS A BAD THING BUT I WILL STRIKE BACK AFTER THE aAa LEVELS] ANDY THE ARFLING IS OUR MOST ADEPT MEMBER^ CURRENTLY WORKING ON THE LATEST COPYLOCK^ WHEN NOT PLAYING OUR CRACKED COSMIC PIRATE] CHRISPY NOODLE^ THE BOD TYPING ALL THIS SCROLL TEXT IN] HIS CLAIM TO FAME IS MUSIC^ HAVING WRITTEN HIS OWN SYNTH] HE HAS CRACKED THINGS BUT THIS IS NOT HIS FORTE] HMMM^ IaM FEELING VERY ELOQUENT^ LOOK IT UP IN THE DICTIONARY] THE HANGERS ON
THE BEGINNER _A HARDWARE GUY WHO SURPRISES EVEN HIMSELF`^ THE LEARNER _A GOOD CONTACT FROM CBM AND BBC TIMES`^ MIPS _A BASIC PROGRAMMER^ NO^ NO^ HE IS A VERY GOOD BASIC PROGRAMMER`^ PAC _A CODER TO BE^ ALREADY PRINTING HIS NAME ON THE SCREEN IN ASSEMBLER`^ DAN _TURNS UP ON MY DOORSTEP WITH A WAD OF BLANK DISKS AND A FORLORN LOOK ON HIS FACE`^ MEGAbMIKE _WAS GOING IN A SEPERATE SECTION LABELLED LAMERS^ BUT HE HASNaT BEEN TOTALLY ABUSIVE TO ME LATELY] HE HAS PACKED UP HIS ST TILL AFTER THE EXAMS AND^ WHAT MIKE\^ HOW DO YOU TURN OFF THE KEYBOARD\ TELL YOU AFTER THE EXAMS^ OK\ HA]`^ PHANTOM _JUST RIPS OFF SOFTWARE AND ASKS ME HOW TO CRACK STUFF`^ ELTRON _NUTTY MAD MAN^ WITH AN AFFILIATION FOR ANY UNMANNED KEYBOARD` ]]] DONaT I GET A LOT DONE IN MATHS LESSONS^ STILL ANOTHER TWENTY MINUTES LEFT AND THE TEACHER HASNaT NOTICED ]]] THERE ARE A FEW OTHER HANGERS ON BUT THEY WILL BE WOPPED UNDER LAMERS] FRIENDS
WELL^ ON THE ST WE ARE IN CONTACT WITH ONLY A COUPLE OF PEOPLE^ THE UNTOUCHABLES AND LINK] ON THE AMIGA WE ARE KNOWN AS FREESTYLE UK _F]U]K]`^ AND SAY HI TO ALL THE OTHER MEMBERS^ ESPECIALLY FROSTBYTE^ PARALLAX^ HAWKEYE^ AXXMAN^ AND THE BINARY YUPPIE _WHO HAS NOT LEFT FREESTYLE^ BUT IS ON LEAVE TO WRITE HIS GAME`] THERE ARE MANY OTHERS BUT THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE] OUR OTHER FRIENDS ARE INNUMERABLE BUT A LIST OF THOSE CARED FOR THE MOST FOLLOWS^ AFTER PAGES FROM CEEFAX^ THUNDERBIRD PUPPET AND MAZ^ DAWN^ TFF AND NATHALIE^ PEACHY^ MARTINI MAN^ MATRIX^ PRIME^ PSIMAN _SEMI HANGERbON`^ TEL^ TELIK^ STEVE W^ WAYNE AND CHARLEEWOIS^ DEL AND THE _BIG` MAC CREW] I WON^T DO ANY GREETS AS IaM SURE THEYaVE ALREADY BEEN DONE] LAMERS
SMYTH _RIPS OFF MY STUFF AND GIVES ME OLD TEX CRACKS`^ R]W] MASTER CRACKER _CHANGES NEO PICaS AND ALTERS TEXT IN GAMES] THIS PISSES ME OFF` WELL THATaS ENOUGH FROM ME^ IaLL SEE YOU ALL IN A FUTURE SCROLLER^ BYE ]]
WELL THATaS TWO OF THE THREE MEMBERS ACOUNTED FOR^ BUT IF WE CAN JUST DRAG THE ARFLING AWAY FROM HIS KEYBOARD AND OVER TO MINE WEaLL GET HIM TO SAY A FEW WORDS] SAY HELLO TO THE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ANDY ]]
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YES^ ANDY IS A MAN OF VERY FEW WORDS^ BUT DONaT WORRY^ WEaLL GET HIM TO EXTEND HIS VOCABULARY BY BBC TWO^ I PROMISE] WELL^ THE END IS NEAR^ ITaS TIME TO FACE THE FINAL CURTAIN^ SO ALL THAT REMAINS TO BE DONE IS TO GIVE YOU OUR CONTACT ADDRESS WHICH IS ]]] OH^ SORRY THERE DOESNaT APPEAR TO BE ENOUGH MEMORY LEFT TO FIT IT IN] NEVER MIND^ MAYBE WEaLL GET AROUND TO IT IN BBC TWO] SO^ UNTIL THEN
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BBC CD #02
Quote:| WELCOME TO BBC TWO
WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS BLOODY SCROLLER\ ANYWAY^ BBC TWO IS HERE WITH TWO aONE MEGa ONLY GAMES^ PLATOON AND STORMTROOPER] THIS STORMTROOPER GAME IS BLOODY HARD FROM LEVEL TWO ONWARDS] TO SELECT MEGA BULLETS HIT SPACE _AND SPACE AGAIN TO TURN THEM OFF`] YOU CAN JUMP THE LITTLE BODS^ ITaS A MATTER OF TIMING] BOTH GAMES WERE CRACKED BY ANDY THE ARFLING WITH MANY HELPFUL^ WELL SARCASTIC^ COMMENTS FROM THE PILOT ]] AND THE NOODLE^ WOT NO KEYBOARD INTERRUPT\ ]]] DISKS THREE AND FOUR ARE READY AND A NEW MENU SYSTEM IS ALMOST COMPLETE EVEN AS I COMPOSE THIS PIECE OF FINE LITERATURE _USING LONG WORDS MAKES THE SCROLLER LOOK FAR SUPERIOR AND AESTHETICALLY PLEASING` ]] MESSAGE FROM F]A]S]T]^ YOU SHOULDNaT COPY GAMES^ ITaS MORALLY WRONG AND YOU WOULDNaT BE ABLE TO LIVE WITH SUCH A GUILTY CONSCIENCE ]]] AND THE BBC TOTALLY AGREES AND WE DONaT COPY ANY GAMES] WE SIMPLY DIFFUSE IT VIA A MECHANICAL MEAN ONTO A MAGNETIC MEDIA^ SO ALL YOU PIRATES OUT THERE REMEMBER YOUR MORAL DUTY] THIS IS ONLY A LITTLE SCROLLER AS THERE IS NO TIME^ BUT THE GREETS ARE BELOW TO LENGTHEN IT A BIT ]]]] GREETINGS ]]]] PLATINUM LIGHT REGARDS TO AUTOMATION^ THE UNTOUCHABLES] MAZ AND THUNDERBIRD PUPPET^ TEX^ FUK^ TST^ DEFJAM^ BAMIGA SECTOR ONE^ THE HANGERS ON^ AND ALL OTHERS WE NORMALLY GREET WHEN TIME PERMITS ]]]] MESSAGES ]]]] AUTOMATION^ CONTACT US^ THE UNTOUCHABLES^ WHAT DO YOU THINK SO FAR\^ MAZ AND THUNDERBIRD PUPPET^ SLEEP WITH US^ AND ANYONE READING^ GET IN CONTACT IF YOU CAN CRACK^ DRAW^ OR WRITE MUSIC^ GETTING OUR CONTACT ADDRESS ISNaT HARD] NO LAMERS WILL BE ASSOCIATED WITH ]]] SO^ UNTIL THE NEXT MATHS LESSON^ THIS IS THE PILOT ]] SIGNING OFF]
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BBC CD #03
Quote:| WELCOME TO BBC THREE
BBC THREE^ VERY NEARLY CALLED ITV DISK ONE^ BUT I THINK HE WAS JOKING] I HATE WRITING SCROLLERS IN THE MORNING^ AND THIS IS THE SECOND ONE] LOADS OF SPACE TO FILL SO HOW ABOUT A FEW JOKES\ ]] HEAR ABOUT THE GUY WHO GOES INTO A CAR ACCESSORY SHOP AND SAYS TO THE BLOKE BEHIND THE COUNTER^ aHAVE YOU GOT A PETROL CAP FOR A LADA\a^ AND THE GUY REPLIES^ aWELL^ SEEMS LIKE A FAIR SWAP]a ]]]] NOT IMPRESSED^ NOT PERVERTED ENOUGH^ OK ]]]] WHY DONaT GIRLS WEAR SKIRTS IN WINTER\ ]] IN CASE THEY GET CHAPPED LIPS ]]]] LOW^ BUT IT CAME TO MIND ]]]] AND FINALLY ]]] WHAT HAVE A COFFIN AND A CONDOM GOT IN COMMON\ ]]] ONE YOU COME IN^ ONE YOU GO IN^ AND BOTH HOLD STIFFS ]]]] HMMM^ LOVELY GAMES ON THIS ONE^ AND NOW THE GREETS ]] AUTOMATION^ THE UNTOUCHABLES] MAZ AND THUNDERBIRD PUPPET] FUK] AND ALL OTHERS WHO KNOW US^ OF US^ OR ABOUT US] TTFN THE PILOT ]] PS ]] WE WANT SOME FEMALE MEMBERS^ WHO ARE GOOD AT CRACKING OR MUSIC OR LOOK GOOD ]]] WE INVITE YOU TO CONTACT OR MAKE CONTACT AND MALE CRACKERS AND HACKERS ARE ALSO WELCOME]
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BBC CD #04
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Quote:| GREETINGS THIS IS ELTRON ON THE CASE AGAIN WELCOME TO THE SCROLLER ITS MY JOB TO KEEP YOU ENTERTAINED WHILE YOU MARVEL AT THE QUALITY OF THE MENU PROGRAM WHICH CHRISPY HAS WRITTEN AND DECIDE WHICH ONE OF THE MEGA GAMES ON BBC IV YOU ARE GOING TO PLAY ITS A TOUGH CHOICE DECISIONS DECISIONS SO MANY WOMEN SO LITTLE TIME THIS IS BBC IV FEEL THE QUALITY AND NOW THE GREETINGS PROPER HI TO THE UNTOUCHABLES IF YOU CHANGE YOUR AFTERSHAVE PEOPLE MIGHT START CALLING YOU THE TOUCHABLES OR IF YOU CHANGE YOUR IMAGE MAYBE EVEN THE LIKEABLES ONLY JOKING KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK GUYS HI TO AUTOMATION WE SLAGGED YOU OFF A BIT LAST TIME BUT WHEN IT COMES RIGHT DOWN TO IT YOU DO SOME GOOD STUFF FROM TIME TO TIME ITS JUST A SHAME YOUR CODING ISNT UP TO THE SAME STANDARD AS YOUR MENU GRAPHICS YOU CANT TOUCH US ON MUSIC COS WE HAVE GOT CHRISPY NOODLE HI TO ALL THE USUALPEOPLE WE SAY HI TO BUT CANT ACTUALLY THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY TO NAMELY TEX BLADERUNNERS THE MEDWAY BOYS HI TO ALL THE PEOPLEHACKING AND CRACKING ON THE ST KEEP UP THE CRACKS AND DONT CRACK UP _`K OF SCROLLER TO WRITE NO PROBLEM FOR THE BBC YOU CAN SMELL IT FROM HERE YOU CAN SMELL THE BBC FROM HERE A FEW WORDS ABOUT OUR LAST LITTLE SCROLLER ELTRONS SECTION WAS RECORDED LIVE AT CHRISPYS PAD ON \`TH APRIL \dcd ALL THE BBC WERE PRESENT PLUS PAUL SINCE THEN A LOT HAS BEEN CRACKED CURRYS HAVE BEEN EATEN PEOPLE HAVE FARTED SOME PEOPLE HAVE FARTED MORE THAN OTHER PEOPLE THE BBC HAVE FARTED MORE THAN MOST PEOPLE ANDY HAS FARTED MORE THAN ANYONE PHIL NOW HAS TWO IONISERS STRAPPED TO HIS ASSTHE STORY CONTINUES PHIL IS LEARNING TO DRIVE HE THOUGHT DRIVING IS LIKE TECHNOCOP HE IS GOING FOR A HIGH SCORE SO FAR HE HAS CLOCKED UP SEVEN POINTS WITH THE LOCAL POLICE A LAME EFFORT WAS FOFT WORTH THE EFFORT NO I GET OUT OF BED AT HALF PAST TEN AND GET ON THE PHONE TO THE PARTY ANIMAL IF YOU ARE WITH ME MAYBE WE WILL DO SOME SHOPPING COPY PARTIES ARE GOOD FUN THE PROBLEM IS PERSUADING ANDY TO STOP PLAYING TEENAGE QUEEN AND GET ON WITH SOME WORK JUST AS A REMINDER THE BBC ARE THE PILOT A SORT OF REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE ANDY THE ARFLING HE CRACKS AND FARTS A LOT HE COULD END UP AT OXBRIDGE STUDYING METHANE BASED CHEMISTRY YOU CAN TELL I AM WELL EDUCATED I STUDIED AT THE SORBONNE I DOCTORED IN MATHEMATICS I COULD HAVE BEEN A DON YOU GOT THE BRAWN I GOT THE BRAINS LETS MAKE LOTS OF MONEY CHRISPY NOODLE CRACKS AND PROGRAMSAND HE ALSO DOES THEMUSICAL TWIDDLY BITS NOTHING HAS BEEN PROVED THEN THERES ELTRON I LIKE THE PET SHOP BOYS I LIKE WRITING SCROLLERS I CANT CRACK BUT I AM LEARNING I ACT AS PART TIME SUPPLIER AND DISTRIBUTOR I DONT DO A LOT REALLY BUT ITS FUN TO BE AROUND THE BBC AND WATCH THOSE KEYSTONE COP CRACKERS AT WORK AND NOW WE CUT TO THE BBC IV CRACKINGPARTY WITH A REPORT FROM ELTRON CRACKED BY ANDY THE ARFLING IN ^c SECONDS OK HERE WE GO STARDATE [^[`\dcd ITS BEEN A GOOD DAY THE SUN HAS BEEN GETTING DOWN TO SOME SERIOUS SHINING AND ITS BEEN HOT HOT HOT HOT I LOVE CRUISING THE CITY WHEN ITS HOT GIRLS WEAR SHORT SKIRTS AND SKIMPY BLOUSES THAT LET LOTS OF AIR IN ALERT ALERT HOT CHICK BEARING ]b[ LOCKED ON TARGET YEAH GUY THIS IS WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT HOT CHICK HOT CHICK YEAH SHES DIRTY BUT NOW ITS EVENING AND THE SUN HAS GONE DOWN WE ARE BACK ON THE CASE AT CHRISPYS PAD LOO DOOR NOW INSTALLED FANCY CALLING ME A HANGER ON MAY HIS SOUND CHIP DROP OFF I CAN TAKE IT IM A RESILIENT KIND OF GUY AT THE PARTY TONIGHT WE HAVE THE BBC ANDY PHIL AND CHRISPY PLUS ELTRON AND MARION SHE IS UTTERLY PISSED OFF AND NOTHING TO DO WITH COMPUTERS BUT ITS NICE TO HAVE A FEMALE AROUND SOMEHOW IT ADDS A DEGREE OF CREDIBILITY TO A TEENAGE BOYS BEDROOMONLY TIME WILL TELL ALSO HERE TONIGHT WE ARE HONOURED NO HUMBLED TO BE GRACED WITH THE PRESENCE OF FUK NO NOT ALL OF THEM THE HOUSE ISNT BIG ENOUGH JUST A SELECTION FROSTBYTE AND PARALLAX WELCOME ABSOLUTELY NO ONE ISCOPYING OR CRACKING JUST WHAT SORT OF COPY PARTY IS THIS THE BBC GO FROM STRENGTH TO STRENGTH THE FARTING HAS STARTED AFTER A VICIOUS MEAN LASAGNETHE BBC ARE BRITISH AND PROUD OF IT NOT A FOREIGN SAMPLE OR GRAMATIC ERROR IN SIGHT FREESTYLE HAVE BROUGHT AN AMIGA YAWN YAWN YES I KNOW BUT THE GRAPHIX AND SONIX ARE IN ANOTHER DIMENSION LAME REALLY LAME IF ONLY THE PEOPLE WHO WROTE ALL THE THE DEMOS WOULD TURN THEIR TALENTS TO SERIOUS GAMES PROGRAMMING WOW A LITTLE WARNING DONT SIT NEAR PARALLAX NOTHING HAS BEEN PROVED PLEASE PLEASE ME IS NUMBER ONE DIET PEPSI TONIGHT LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS DOES ANYONE HAVE A VIDEO RECORDER ON THEM QUOTE OF THE EVENING THE PEPSI IS GASSY MARION IS SITTING HERE READING COMICS SOMEONE JUST LOADED PDP DEMO II THATS LOWERED THE TONE OF THE EVENING EXPENSIVE BATTERIES IS THAT HIS MOUSTACHE I DONT BELIEVE THESE FUKERS NOW THEY HAVE LOADED POPULOUS EVERYONE JUST KEEPS LOADING UP AMIGA DEMOS CHRISPY IS COPYING ALL MY MIDI SOFTWARE AND GETTING HIS ROCKS OFF WHO CARES ABOUT FULL SCREEN PARALLAX MULTIDIMENSIONAL TEXT SCROLLERS ANYWAY LOOK IF I SEE ONE MORE AMIGA DEMO IM LEAVING RIGHT THAT DOES IT IM OUTTA HERE |
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Quote:| WELCOME TO BBC IV d 2 MENU PROGRAMMING 2 CHRISPY NOODLE 2 MUSIC PROGRAMMING 2 CHRISPY NOODLE 2 2 GREETS GO TO 2 AUTOMATION 2 THE UNTOUCHABLES 2 THE UNION 2 BLADERUNNERS 2 FREESTYLE UK 2 BAMIGA SECTOR ONE 2 MAZ 2 THUNDERBIRD PUPPET 2 THE JUGGLER 2 |
BBC CD #05
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Quote:| WELCOME TO BBC V THESE TWO GAMES REQUIRE AT LEAST ONE MEGABYTE OF RAM IT WOULD BE EASY TO GET SILKWORM RUNNING IN FILES ON A HALF MEG MACHINE BUT THEN CRUNCHING IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A BASTARD I HAVE JUST SEEN AUTOMATION DISK bd I LOVE THE MENU IT IS NICE TO SEE THEY HAVE SOMEONE WHO CAN PROGRAMME SUCH A SHAME THAT SAPIENS BOMBS IF YOU TRY TO PLAY IT MIND YOU THE SECOND PIECE OF MUSIC IS UNDOUBTABLY THE BEST ON THE ST WHY NO MORE FROM GILLES SOULET A FRIEND OF MINE PLAYED DOUBLES ON FORGOTTEN WORLDS AGAINST NOBODY THE SECOND PLAYER LASTED LONGER THAN HE DID MUST GO NOW I HAVE TO CATCH THE POST MORE NEXT TIME FROM ME ANDY THE ARFLING |
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Quote:WELCOME TO BBC V d 2 MENU PROGRAMMING 2 CHRISPY NOODLE 2 MUSIC PROGRAMMING 2 CHRISPY NOODLE 2 2 GREETS GO TO 2 AUTOMATION 2 THE REVOLUTION 2 THE UNION 2 BLADERUNNERS 2 FREESTYLE UK 2 BAMIGA SECTOR ONE 2 MAZ 2 THUNDERBIRD PUPPET 2 THE JUGGLER 2[/QUOTE[
BBC CD #06
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[QUOTE]WELCOME TO BBC a SORRY GUYS THIS MENU HAS TO CRUNCH DOWN TO \]K SO NO RROM FOR A MASSIVE SCROLLER ALL I WILL SAY IS THAT IT IS PERFECTLY ALRIGHT TO LOAD AND SAVE THE SETTINGS ON MICROPROSE SOCCER TO THIS DISK MORE NEXT TIME FROM ME ANDY THE ARFLING [/QUOTE[
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[QUOTE]WELCOME TO BBC a d 2 MENU PROGRAMMING 2 CHRISPY NOODLE 2 MUSIC PROGRAMMING 2 CHRISPY NOODLE 2 2 GREETS GO TO 2 AUTOMATION 2 THE REVOLUTION 2 THE UNION 2 BLADERUNNERS 2 FREESTYLE UK 2 BAMIGA SECTOR ONE 2 MAZ 2 THUNDERBIRD PUPPET 2 THE JUGGLER 2 |
BBC CD #07 (o's were converted to spaces)
Quote:| WELCOME TO BBC j
_RELEASE DATE decmickl`
THIS DISK IS SOMEWHAT DIFFERENT FROM THE PREVIOUS BBC DISKSa IN AS MUCH AS IT ONLY CONTAINS ONE PROGRAM c AND ITnS NOT EVEN A GAME\ INSTEAD IT IS CHRISPYnS DIGIcMUSIC DEMO _ONE MEG ONLY InM AFRAID` PRESS THE SPACEcBAR TO LOAD THE DEMO c BUT YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR HEAD SCREWED ON KID\
MANY THANX TO ELTRON FOR SHELVING OUT THE HUGE WODGES OF CASH ON THE REPLAY CARTRIDGEa AND THEN LENDING IT TO MEb THANX ALSO TO THE GUYS WHO ORIGINALLY WROTE THE VICIOUS NEWBEAT TRACK THAT I DIGITISEDb
MESSAGE TO THE REVOLUTION c THIS IS HOW DIGIcMUSIC IS REALLY DONE BOYZ\ MESSAGE TO THE WORLD c IF THERE IS ENOUGH RESPONSE TO THIS DEMOa I MAY CONSIDER RELEASING MY FIVEcMINUTE VERSION OF ]JACK TO THE SOUND OF THE UNDERGROUND^ c BUT AS ELTRON WOULD SAY c ONLY TIME WILL TELL\
THIS INTRO WAS ALSO CODED BY CHRISPYa AND THE EXCELLENT CHARACTER SET WAS DRAWN BY MR MOOb
GREETS GO TO THE FOLLOWING bbbbb AUTOMATIONa THE REVOLUTION a THE UNIONa BLADERUNNERSa FREESTYLE UKa BAMIGA SECTOR ONEa MAZa AND THUNDERBIRD PUPPETb
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BBC CD #10
Quote:| WELCOME TO BBC 10<A COMPLETE ATA PRODUCTION<WELL
ALMOST<EXCELLENT MUSIC BY CHRISPY NOODLE<DO YOU RECOGNISE IT<IT IS A PORT FROM ANOTHER MACHINE<GOT IT YET<WELL I AM NOT SURPRISED<IT COMES FROM TRISTAR DEMO 3 ON THE AMIGA<
A QUICK WAVE CHANGE<
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