IS THERE ANYTHING REALLY WORTH PLAYING HERE ? �WELL , JUST MAYBE . . . � � WELL FOLKS! JUST WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, A COLOURFUL COMPACTED MENU WRITTEN BY WAS (NOT WAS). SORRY ABOUT CRICKET BEING ONE MEG BUT DUE TO THE WAY I COMPACTED THE FILES IT WAS A CASE OF 1.8 TOS ONLY OR ONE MEG ANY TOS ! IF YOU HAVE ANY OF OUR MENUS WITH A GAME WHICH DOES RUN ON YOUR MACHINE THEN WRITE TO ME AT THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS AND TELL ME WHAT DOES NOT WORK ... DON'T FORGET TO SEND A DISK AND USE AN S.A.E. � �WAS (NOT WAS), T.R.F SECTION , STRETFORD SORTING OFFICE , 1A LACY STREET , MANCHESTER 32 , M32 - 8AA . . . . . . . FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WANT TO SPLIT THE FILES, PUT THEM IN FOLDERS AND ALL THAT CRAP HERE GOES . . . SOCCER - GOALK2.NEO �JUMP2.NEO �TITLE2.NEO �TACKLE2.NEO �SSGAME.DAT �SUPREMO.WAS(TOS). CRICKET - ASHLINES.NEO �CSGAME.DAT �LAMB.NEO �LORDX5.NEO �PITCH.NEO �PUTSCR.TOS �STAND10.NEO �WICKET2.NEO �CRICKET.WAS(TOS). CARDS - CARDS.BOB(TOS) �PSQSHIGH.DAT. THRUST - THRUST.WAS(TOS) �HISCORE.TAB �THSECT.C �THINSTS.PI1 �THHEADER.PI1 �DEMO.DAT �THLINES.C �MUSIC.OBJ �THTITLE.PI1.             �NOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING FOR! YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE GREETINGS !!! A BIG BIG BIG SUPER MEGA INTER-GALACTIC GREETING TO ................ NO! NOT YOU FOOL! ME OF COURSE... SORRY ABOUT THAT, I JUST HAD TO GET THE EGO TRIP OUT OF THE WAY. NOW WHERE WAS I? OH YES! A BIG HI TO IN NO SPECIAL ORDER - TEX - GREAT DEMOS , TNT-CREW - GREAT DEMOS , 007 , KAM , GIGABYTE CREW , BOSS - ACE HACKER , XXX INTERNATIONAL - GREAT DEMO , THE REPLICANTS - NICE INTRO , HOFA , CSS , TCB , DMA , ZAPHOD , SRG , HOTLINE , SIRIUS , HEXOGEN , JOJO , ACTARUS , THE LORD , BILLY OCTET , LEVEL 16 - NICE DEMOS , 6719 , DARYL , FLOTSAM , MAD MAX - GREAT MUSIC , SHOGUN , HCC , A-TEAM , ES , CHAOS , A-HA , THE POWERS THAT BE , HACKATARIMAN , COR BLIMEY , NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION AND CHAOS. � IF I MISSED ANY OUT THEN TOUGH ! .......

WELL FOLKS! JUST WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, A COLOURFUL COMPACTED MENU WRITTEN BY WAS (NOT WAS).                         � THIS DISK IS NOW FULL . . . . .                               � IF YOU HAVE COPIES OF ANY OF OUR MENUS CONTAINING DUFF FILES THEN STATE WHAT SYSTEM YOU HAVE , WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE PROGRAM AND SEND A DISK TO: �WAS (NOT WAS), T.R.F SECTION, STRETFORD SORTING OFFICE, 1A LACY STREET, MANCHESTER 32, M32 1AA, ENGLAND ....... � �NOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING FOR! YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE GREETINGS !!! A BIG BIG BIG SUPER MEGA INTER-GALACTIC GREETING TO ................ NO! NOT YOU FOOL! ME OF COURSE... SORRY ABOUT THAT, I JUST HAD TO GET THE EGO TRIP OUT OF THE WAY. NOW WHERE WAS I? OH YES! A BIG HI TO IN NO SPECIAL ORDER - TEX - GREAT DEMOS , TNT-CREW - GREAT DEMOS , 007 , KAM , GIGABYTE CREW , STCS , BOSS - ACE HACKER , XXX INTERNATIONAL - GREAT DEMO , THE REPLICANTS - NICE INTRO , HOFA , CSS , TCB , DMA , ZAPHOD , SRG , HOTLINE , SIRIUS , HEXOGEN , JOJO , ACTARUS , THE LORD , BILLY OCTET , LEVEL 16 - NICE DEMOS , 6719 , DARYL , FLOTSAM , MAD MAX - GREAT MUSIC , SHOGUN , HCC , A-TEAM , ES , CHAOS , A-HA , THE POWERS THAT BE , HACKATARIMAN , COR BLIMEY , NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION AND CHAOS. � IF I MISSED ANYONE OUT THEN TOUGH ! .......

MENU 13 ! � SUPER HANG-ON IS A ONE MEG FILE AND SAVES THE HI-SCORES TO TRACK 80 SECTORS �2 TO 5 !!! WAS (NOT WAS) CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , AND LSD CONSIST OF OZZ, MARL, REBEL AND NEIL.L. !!!IF YOU HAVE DUFF FILES ON ANY OF OUR MENUS THEN WRITE TO WAS (NOT WAS) STATING WHAT SYSTEM SET UP YOU HAVE AND THE FAULT IN THE GAME AND SEND A DISK TO: ... WAS (NOT WAS) , T.R.F SECTION , STRETFORD SORTING OFFICE , 1A LACY STREET , STRETFORD , MANCHESTER 32 , ENGLAND. � �NOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING FOR! YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE GREETINGS !!! A BIG BIG BIG SUPER MEGA INTER-GALACTIC GREETING TO ................ NO! NOT YOU FOOL! ME OF COURSE... SORRY ABOUT THAT, I JUST HAD TO GET THE EGO TRIP OUT OF THE WAY. NOW WHERE WAS I? OH YES! A BIG HI TO IN NO SPECIAL ORDER - THE 42-CREW , TEX - GREAT DEMOS , TNT-CREW - GREAT DEMOS , 007 , KAM , GIGABYTE CREW , STCS , BOSS - ACE HACKER , XXX INTERNATIONAL - GREAT DEMO , THE REPLICANTS - NICE INTRO , HOFA , CSS , TCB , DMA , ZAPHOD , SRG , HOTLINE , SIRIUS , A-HA , HEXOGEN , JOJO , ACTARUS , THE LORD , BILLY OCTET , LEVEL 16 - NICE DEMOS , 6719 , DARYL , FLOTSAM , MAD MAX - GREAT MUSIC , SHOGUN , HCC , A-TEAM , ES , CHAOS , IAN C. FOR THE GRAPHICS, THE POWERS THAT BE AND HACKATARIMAN FOR THE GOODIES , NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION , TIMBO AND DR. TYPO !!! �A BIG UP YOURS GOES TO THE PLONKERS OUT THERE . . . . YES , YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING TO DONT'T YOU . . . . . . . . BIRDY?       � �.......

AUTOMATION RE-ISSUE YET ANOTHER DISK....   THIS TIME IT IT CD 14, WITH ALL OLD TITLES PACKED WITH 3.0, AND THE NEW(?) ONE PACKED WITH CHUNKY 2.5 BY THE GUARDIANS....    AS WITH ALL RE-ISSUES YOU MAY COPY THIS DISK OVER YOUR OLD ONE!     IF YOU DON'T HAVE IT THEN COPY IT OVER A POMPEY PIRATES DISK!     YOU SEE NO ONE SHOULD REALLY OWN UP TO ACTUALLY HAVING MORE THAN ONE OF THEIR DISKS!!!!! AND JUST IN CASE YOU ARE WONDERING IT SHOULD BE THE ONE WITH OUR PACKER AND SOURCE ON IT . . . . AS OUR 2.3 PACKER IS OUT, IF THERE IS ROOM, I MAY GIVE YOU ALL SOME MORE 'OFFICIAL AUTOMATION SOURCE' TO GO WITH IT, BUT DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT AT THIS TIME....  (TRY SPACE - IF YOU DON'T GO TO THE DESKTOP, I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND!)   WELL THE ALGORITHM FANATICS HAVE BEEN BUSY AND WE ARE NOW USING OUR THIRD REVISION ON THE 2.3 PACKER WITH A FINISHED VERSION OF 3.0 COMING VERY SOON SO THE POMPEY PUFFS HAVE GOT SOME WORK TO DO NOW COS' THEIR PACKER IS SO CRAP THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO NICK OURS AGAIN ANY WAY WE HAVE LOTS MORE REVISION 2 CD'S TO DO SO LET ME GET ON WITH THE GREETS                                       HI EVERYONE                   NOW BUGGER OFF            

MENU 15 . . . BOTH THESE TITLES NEED ONE MEG OF MEMORY AND BOTH SAVE THE HI-SCORES TO TRACK 80.        WAS (NOT WAS) CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , AND LSD CONSIST OF OZZ, MARL, REBEL AND NEIL.L. !!!IF YOU HAVE DUFF FILES ON ANY OF OUR MENUS THEN WRITE TO WAS (NOT WAS) STATING WHAT SYSTEM SET UP YOU HAVE AND THE FAULT IN THE GAME AND SEND A DISK TO: ... WAS (NOT WAS) , T.R.F SECTION , STRETFORD SORTING OFFICE , 1A LACY STREET , STRETFORD , MANCHESTER 32 , ENGLAND.    NOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING FOR! YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE GREETINGS !!! A BIG BIG BIG SUPER MEGA INTER-GALACTIC GREETING TO ................ NO! NOT YOU FOOL! ME OF COURSE... SORRY ABOUT THAT, I JUST HAD TO GET THE EGO TRIP OUT OF THE WAY. NOW WHERE WAS I? OH YES! A BIG HI TO IN NO SPECIAL ORDER - THE 42-CREW , TEX - GREAT DEMOS , TNT-CREW - GREAT DEMOS , 007 , KAM , GIGABYTE CREW , STCS , BOSS - ACE HACKER , XXX INTERNATIONAL - GREAT DEMO , THE REPLICANTS - NICE INTRO , HOFA , CSS , TCB , DMA , ZAPHOD , SRG , HOTLINE , SIRIUS , A-HA , HEXOGEN , JOJO , ACTARUS , THE LORD , BILLY OCTET , LEVEL 16 - NICE DEMOS , 6719 , DARYL , FLOTSAM , MAD MAX - GREAT MUSIC , SHOGUN , HCC , A-TEAM , ES , CHAOS , IAN C. FOR THE GRAPHICS, THE POWERS THAT BE AND HACKATARIMAN FOR THE GOODIES , NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION , TIMBO AND DR. TYPO !!!  A BIG UP YOURS GOES TO THE PLONKERS OUT THERE . . . . YES , YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING TO DONT'T YOU . . . . . . . . BIRDY?          .......

THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE SAVE GAME FOR FOOTBALL MANAGER II ON THIS DISK , SO SAVE IT AS SAVE GAME NUMBER 000. . . . . IF YOU HAVE COPIES OF ANY OF OUR MENUS CONTAINING DUFF FILES THEN STATE WHAT SYSTEM YOU HAVE , WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE PROGRAM AND SEND A DISK TO:  WAS (NOT WAS), T.R.F SECTION, STRETFORD SORTING OFFICE, 1A LACY STREET, MANCHESTER 32, M32 1AA, ENGLAND .......    NOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING FOR! YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE GREETINGS !!!  A BIG HI TO IN NO SPECIAL ORDER - TEX - GREAT DEMOS , TNT-CREW - GREAT DEMOS , 007 , KAM , GIGABYTE CREW , STCS , BOSS - ACE HACKER , XXX INTERNATIONAL - GREAT DEMO , THE REPLICANTS - NICE INTROS , HOFA , CSS , TCB , DMA , ZAPHOD , SRG , HOTLINE , SIRIUS , DELTA FORCE , HEXOGEN , JOJO , ACTARUS , THE LORD , BILLY OCTET , LEVEL 16 - NICE DEMOS , 6719 , DARYL , FLOTSAM , MAD MAX - GREAT MUSIC , SHOGUN , HCC , A-TEAM , ES , CHAOS , A-HA , THE POWERS THAT BE , HACKATARIMAN , COR BLIMEY , NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION AND CHAOS.   IF I MISSED ANYONE OUT THEN TOUGH ! .......

THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE SAVE GAME FOR FOOTBALL MANAGER II ON THIS DISK , SO SAVE IT AS SAVE GAME NUMBER 000. . . . . IF YOU HAVE COPIES OF ANY OF OUR MENUS CONTAINING DUFF FILES THEN STATE WHAT SYSTEM YOU HAVE , WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE PROGRAM AND SEND A DISK TO:  WAS (NOT WAS), T.R.F SECTION, STRETFORD SORTING OFFICE, 1A LACY STREET, MANCHESTER 32, M32 1AA, ENGLAND .......    NOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING FOR! YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE GREETINGS !!!  A BIG HI TO IN NO SPECIAL ORDER - TEX - GREAT DEMOS , TNT-CREW - GREAT DEMOS , 007 , KAM , GIGABYTE CREW , STCS , BOSS - ACE HACKER , XXX INTERNATIONAL - GREAT DEMO , THE REPLICANTS - NICE INTROS , HOFA , CSS , TCB , DMA , ZAPHOD , SRG , HOTLINE , SIRIUS , DELTA FORCE , HEXOGEN , JOJO , ACTARUS , THE LORD , BILLY OCTET , LEVEL 16 - NICE DEMOS , 6719 , DARYL , FLOTSAM , MAD MAX - GREAT MUSIC , SHOGUN , HCC , A-TEAM , ES , CHAOS , A-HA , THE POWERS THAT BE , HACKATARIMAN , COR BLIMEY , NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION AND CHAOS.   IF I MISSED ANYONE OUT THEN TOUGH ! .......

AUTOMATION CD 18 VERSION 2.0 ------------------ RUNS ON STE 100 PERCENT ------------------    SORRY FOR USING THIS CODE AGAIN, BUT AT LEAST YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT PIECE OF MUSIC.... (RIPPED FROM THE UNION DEMO BY CLOG THE ONLY MEDWAY BOY)    THE NEXT VERSION OF THIS CODE WILL HAVE A PROPER WAVE SCROLLER (WOW!) AND MAYBE RASTER EFFECTS IN THE FONT DEPENDNG ON HOW KNACKERED I WILL BE! (I DO -ALL- MY CODING IN THE EARLY HOURS!)    SO, HERE YOU HAVE THE REPACK OF CD 18, JUST AS PROMISED ON CD 9. I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THE EXTRA TITLE WILL BE ON CD 14.....    I WILL BE LEAVING FOR GUARDIANS H.Q. IN UNDER TWO DAYS NOW, AND I WILL ARRIVE THERE ONE WEEK AHEAD OF ALL THE OTHERS (EXCEPT APPOLLO!)   I MUST SAY THAT I AM VERY EXCITED WITH THE IDEA OF MEETING ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE CREW AGAIN. IT IS JUST A GREAT PITY THAT THE HOMEBOY CANNOT ATTEND, BUT THAT'S LIFE AND I WILL BE STAYING WITH HIM FOR THREE DAYS WHEN I RETURN, JUST BEFORE GOING ON HOLIDAY FOR A FORTNIGHT!  WOW!  DON'T PHONE 'COZ I WON'T BE IN!     YO! MOB! I HOPE YOU CAN PICK UP VAPOUR ON YOUR WAY OTHERWISE HE WILL BE BUGGERED FOR TRANSPORT!    DID YOU ENJOY THE REPLICANTS/NEXT COPY PARTY?   I'LL ASK YOU ABOUT THAT LONG BEFORE YOU READ THIS.....    WELL, I WILL NOW START WHAT I HOPE WILL BE THE OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN OF THE 90'S.....   THE ABOLISHMENT OF THE WORDS 'LAME' AND 'LAMERS'    THESE WORDS ARE --T-O-T-A-L-- --C-R-A-P--   (THEY WERE BROUGHT IN FROM THE AMIGA - HOW MUCH MORE PROOF DO YOU NEED?!?)    IF YOU WANT TO CALL SOMEONE A 'LAMER' JUST CALL THEM --A-L-I-E-N--       IF YOU WANT TO CALL SOMETHING 'LAME'  JUST CALL IT POMPEY PACKER 1.5.....     AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.....       

WAS (NOT WAS) CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , AND LSD CONSIST OF OZZ, MARL, REBEL AND NEIL.L. !!!       IF YOU HAVE DUFF FILES ON ANY OF OUR MENUS THEN WRITE TO WAS (NOT WAS) STATING WHAT SYSTEM SET UP YOU HAVE AND THE FAULT IN THE GAME AND SEND A DISK TO: ... WAS (NOT WAS) , T.R.F SECTION , STRETFORD SORTING OFFICE , 1A LACY STREET , STRETFORD , MANCHESTER 32 , ENGLAND.    NOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING FOR! YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE GREETINGS !!! A BIG HI TO , IN NO SPECIAL ORDER - TEX - GREAT DEMOS , TNT-CREW - GREAT DEMOS , 007 , KAM , GIGABYTE CREW , STCS , BOSS - ACE HACKER , XXX INTERNATIONAL - GREAT DEMO , THE REPLICANTS - NICE INTRO , HOFA , CSS , TCB , DMA , ZAPHOD , SRG , HOTLINE , SIRIUS , A-HA , HEXOGEN , JOJO , ACTARUS , THE LORD , BILLY OCTET , HOWDY , LEVEL 16 - NICE DEMOS , 6719 , DARYL , FLOTSAM , MAD MAX - GREAT MUSIC , SHOGUN , HCC , A-TEAM , ES , CHAOS , IAN C. FOR THE GRAPHICS, COR BLIMEY , THE POWERS THAT BE AND HACKATARIMAN FOR THE GOODIES , NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION , TIMBO , THE MEDWAY BOYS , AND DR. TYPO !!!  A BIG UP YOURS GOES TO THE PLONKERS OUT THERE . . . . YES , YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING TO DONT'T YOU . . . . . . . . BIRDY?          .......

PRESS SPACE BAR FOR COMPACT MENU INFORMATION . . . WAS (NOT WAS) CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , AND LSD CONSIST OF OZZ, MARL, REBEL AND NEIL.L. !!!       THERE IS A DOC FILE FOR GARFIELD ON THIS DISK . . . . IF YOU HAVE DUFF FILES ON ANY OF OUR MENUS THEN WRITE TO WAS (NOT WAS) STATING WHAT SYSTEM SET UP YOU HAVE AND THE FAULT IN THE GAME AND SEND A DISK TO: ... WAS (NOT WAS) , T.R.F SECTION , STRETFORD SORTING OFFICE , 1A LACY STREET , STRETFORD , MANCHESTER 32 , ENGLAND.    NOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING FOR! YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE GREETINGS !!! A BIG HI TO , IN NO SPECIAL ORDER - TEX - GREAT DEMOS , TNT-CREW - GREAT DEMOS , 007 , KAM , GIGABYTE CREW , STCS , BOSS - ACE HACKER , XXX INTERNATIONAL - GREAT DEMO , THE REPLICANTS - NICE INTRO , HOFA , CSS , TCB , DMA , ZAPHOD , SRG , HOTLINE , SIRIUS , A-HA , HEXOGEN , JOJO , ACTARUS , THE LORD , BILLY OCTET , HOWDY , LEVEL 16 - NICE DEMOS , 6719 , DARYL , FLOTSAM , MAD MAX - GREAT MUSIC , SHOGUN , HCC , A-TEAM , ES , CHAOS , IAN C. FOR THE GRAPHICS, COR BLIMEY , THE POWERS THAT BE AND HACKATARIMAN FOR THE GOODIES , NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION , TIMBO , THE MEDWAY BOYS , AND DR. TYPO !!!  A BIG UP YOURS GOES TO THE PLONKERS OUT THERE . . . . YES , YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING TO DONT'T YOU . . . . . . . . BIRDY?          ....... �

GREETINGS GO TO IAN C FOR DOING MOST OF THE GRAPHICS USED IN THE MENUS - BOB M FOR HIS CONTRIBUTIONS SO FAR - RAMESH FOR USING HIS MACHINE TO COMPACT SOME FILES FOR ME EVEN THOUGH HE CAN PLAY ON HIS AMIGA WHILE THE ST CRUNCHES AWAY - TEX - STCS - BOSS - GIGABYTE CREW - NEIL OF COR BLIMEY - KAM - THE UNTOUCHABLES - XXX INTERNATIONAL - THE REPLICANTS - THE MENACING CRACKING ALLIANCE - A-HA - HOFA - SHARAZ JEK - STEVE OF NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION - THE ELITE SQUAD - RADICAL SYSTEMS - 777-TEAM FINLAND - TTC . . . . . TO THOSE OF YOU WITH HALF MEG DRIVES ... ARE YOU FOR REAL?         

GREETINGS GO TO IAN C FOR DOING MOST OF THE GRAPHICS USED IN THE MENUS - BOB M FOR HIS CONTRIBUTIONS SO FAR - RAMESH FOR USING HIS MACHINE TO COMPACT SOME FILES FOR ME EVEN THOUGH HE CAN PLAY ON HIS AMIGA WHILE THE ST CRUNCHES AWAY - TEX - STCS - BOSS - GIGABYTE CREW - NEIL OF COR BLIMEY - KAM - THE UNTOUCHABLES - XXX INTERNATIONAL - THE REPLICANTS - THE MENACING CRACKING ALLIANCE - A-HA - HOFA - SHARAZ JEK - LEVEL 16 - TNT CREW - 007 - ZAPHOD - THE FOG - A-TEAM - SHOGUN - CHAOS - HOTLINE - TIMBO - THE MEDWAY BOYS - TSUNOO - BLUE ADEPT - SIRIUS - SOFT RUNNER GROUP - THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY - STEVE OF NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION - THE ELITE SQUAD - RADICAL SYSTEMS - 777-TEAM FINLAND - TTC . . . . . TO THOSE OF YOU WITH HALF MEG DRIVES ... ARE YOU FOR REAL? I CAN UNDERSTAND SOMEONE WITH A HALF MEG OF RAM BUT NOT A HALF MEG DRIVE. TO THOSE OF YOU WITH HALF MEG MACHINES . . . COMPACTED ONE MEG FILES AS OPPOSED TO ONE FULL BOOT DISK VERSIONS ALSO SAVE ON DISK SPACE SO GO AND BUY AN UPGRADE A.S.A.P. . . . . .            

THUNDER BLADE IS A ONE MEG FILE . . . . . .             GREETINGS GO TO IAN C FOR DOING MOST OF THE GRAPHICS USED IN THE MENUS - BOB M FOR HIS CONTRIBUTIONS SO FAR - RAMESH FOR USING HIS MACHINE TO COMPACT SOME FILES FOR ME EVEN THOUGH HE CAN PLAY ON HIS AMIGA WHILE THE ST CRUNCHES AWAY - TEX - STCS - BOSS - GIGABYTE CREW - NEIL OF COR BLIMEY - KAM - THE UNTOUCHABLES - XXX INTERNATIONAL - THE REPLICANTS - THE MENACING CRACKING ALLIANCE - A-HA - HOFA - SHARAZ JEK - LEVEL 16 - TNT CREW - 007 - ZAPHOD - THE FOG - A-TEAM - SHOGUN - CHAOS - HOTLINE - TIMBO - THE MEDWAY BOYS - TSUNOO - BLUE ADEPT - SIRIUS - SOFT RUNNER GROUP - THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY - STEVE OF NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION - THE ELITE SQUAD - RADICAL SYSTEMS - 777-TEAM FINLAND - TTC . . . . . TO THOSE OF YOU WITH HALF MEG DRIVES ... ARE YOU FOR REAL? . . . . . SOME GOODIES COMING YOUR WAY WHEN WE FIND OTHER FILES TO FILL UP THE DISKS INCLUDE DESOLATOR 349000 K FILE - DOUBLE DRAGON 537000 K FILE - ALMOST READY ..... MENACE AND R-TYPE ONE MEG FILE VERSIONS.      A MESSAGE TO THE AUTHOR OF BAAL . . . WHAT'S THIS YOU'RE SAYING THAT NO ONE WILL CRACK YOUR GAME? WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP ! . . . . . . . . . BAAL IS NEXT !!!!!!!!                

PLEASE READ THIS SCROLL . . . . . .             GET AN UPGRADE . . . . . .        PLEASE DO NOT SEND ANY DISKS TO THE ADDRESS GIVEN IN THE PREVIOUS MENUS AS I WILL BE LEAVING THE POST OFFICE SHORTLY ! . . . . .       WHERE IS THE COMPETITION? . . . . PAMPUK! HA! MAKES EVERYTHING SINGLE PART BUT YOU NEED ONE MEG OF MEMORY AND USES HAPPY COMPACTION . . . . PLEASE MAKE A BREW WHILE I UNCOMPACT . . . .  GREETINGS GO TO IAN C FOR DOING MOST OF THE GRAPHICS USED IN THE MENUS - BOB M FOR HIS CONTRIBUTIONS SO FAR - RAMESH FOR USING HIS MACHINE TO COMPACT SOME FILES FOR ME EVEN THOUGH HE CAN PLAY ON HIS AMIGA WHILE THE ST CRUNCHES AWAY - TEX - STCS - BOSS - NEIL OF COR BLIMEY - KAM - THE UNTOUCHABLES - XXX INTERNATIONAL - THE REPLICANTS - A-HA - SHARAZ JEK - TNT CREW - 007 - THE FOG - THE MEDWAY BOYS - TSUNOO - THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY - STEVE OF NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION - THE ELITE SQUAD - RADICAL SYSTEMS - 777-TEAM FINLAND - TTC . . . . .

   LUCKY YOU, YOU'VE GOT ENOUGH RAM TO PLAY THESE TWO GREAT GAMES (BOTH ARE SINGLE PART 1MB+ VERSIONS).  PLEASE NOTE:   MENACE SAVES SCORES TO TRACK 0 SECTOR 6.     HIT  '0'  TO TOGGLE  50/60 hz.        SORRY!! IT SEEMS THAT YOUR ST HAS ONLY 512K RAM AVAILABLE, WHICH UNFORTUNATELY IS NOT ENOUGH TO RUN THE TWO GAMES ON THIS DISK (R-TYPE & MENACE). HOWEVER, YOU CAN STILL READ THE SCROLL, ADMIRE THE PICTURE AND LISTEN TO THE MUSIC, IT MAY NOT BE AS GOOD, BUT IT'S ALL YOUR GETTIN'       ON WITH THE NORMAL SCROLL  ---->>>>>>          LATER IN THIS SCROLL, WE WILL TELL YOU WHAT WE THINK OF 'HACKERS', GIVE YOU TIPS ON HOW TO WRITE YOUR OWN PACKER ('CAUSE YOU SURE AS HELL AINT GETTIN' OURS!!), AND OF COURSE HAVE THE ALL IMPORTANT GREETINGS, BUT FIRST SOME NEWS...........       OK, OZZ HERE AND THE FIRST NEWS IS NOT SO GOOD, BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS, THERE WILL BE ONLY THREE PEOPLE LEFT IN L.S.D.  THE FOURTH HAS BEEN FOUND TO BE UNRELIABLE FAR TOO OFTEN, HAS GOT HIMSELF INTO SERIOUS DEBT WITH FRIENDS OF THE GROUP, PROVED UNWILLING TO SHARE THE EXPENSES OF OUR SOCIAL MEETINGS AND IN GENERAL HAS NOT BEEN AN ACTIVE PARTICIPENT IN THE CRACKING/PACKING OR SWAPPING, WHICH IS (LET'S FACE IT,) WHAT THE GROUP IS ALL ABOUT.  THIS FOURTH MEMBER IS (AS SOME OF YOU WILL HAVE GUESSED NOW,) NEIL.L. SORRY NEIL, YOU MAY HAVE BEEN USEFUL AS A DRIVER, BUT WE NEED A BIT MORE FROM OUR MEMBERS.          ONTO A HAPPIER NOTE,  IT'S GOOD TO SEE THAT THE MENUS ARE GOING DOWN WELL WITH EVERYONE.  I HOPE YOU LIKE THE CUTE GRAPHIX (DONE BY MARL) IN THIS ONE.     IT'S DISSAPOINTING TO SEE THAT THE GAUNTLET THROWN DOWN BY US STILL HASN'T BEEN TAKEN UP SERIOUSLY BY ANYONE, IS THE 'PAMPUK' SYSTEM THE ONLY COMPETITION AROUND,  IF SO THEN IT CERTAINLY IS A ONE HORSE RACE (THE HAPPY PACKER ONLY COUNTS AS A MULE  HE HE!)   COME ON 'S.T.C.S' WE KNOW 'PAMPUK' IS HELD TOGETHER WITH 'HAPPY' ROUTINES.  I'M SURE YOU CAN DO BETTER, AND THE REST OF YOU 'HACKERS' SHOULD STOP WRITING, ASKING FOR OUR PACKER. GO DEVELOP ONE OF YOUR OWN.  AND WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT, YOU GUYS REALLY SHOULD LEAVE 'RAID' ALONE AND GET INTO SOME SERIOUS UTILS LIKE DEVPAC 2, MUCH EASIER TO 'CRACK' WITH.     IN THE WORD OF OLD 'WAS' HIMSELF....     'CRACKING THE GAMES IS EASY, COMPACTING THEM INTO A SESIBLE FORM TAKES A LOT MORE TIME AND SKILL'.   AND HE SHOULD KNOW, HE SPENDS ENOUGH TIME AT IT (OO'ER).  ANYONE WHO'S WROTE AN INTRO CAN WRITE A PACKER, TAKE IT FROM US, THEY'RE NOT AS COMPLICATED AS YOU FIRST THINK.  START SIMPLE AND BUILD ON THE IDEA AS YOU GO ON.  HERE'S A CLUE TO START YOU OFF 'THERE ARE ONLY 256 DIFFERENT PERMUTATIONS OF THE COMMON 'BYTE', AND 63356 PERMUTATIONS OF THE 'WORD', SOME OF THESE PERMUTATIONS MUST OCCUR MORE THAN ONCE, SO LOOK FOR THE LARGEST QUANTITIES OF THE SMALLEST UNIT (BYTE)'.   EASY EH!   IF YOU STILL HAVEN'T GOT IT YET HERE'S ONE OF MARLS HEAVY ANALAGIES    'IF YOU TOOK 100 COINS OF MIXED DENOMINATIONS AND STACKED THEM  INTO PILES, YOU WOULDN'T MAKE 100 PILES OF ONE COIN EACH, YOU WOULD FIND A WAY TO GROUP THEM!!'   REMEMBER YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT TO A PROGRAM TO STORE IT ON DISK, AS LONG AS YOU PUT IT BACK THE WAY IT WAS WHEN YOU LOAD IT INTO MEMORY!.     END OF LECTURE.   OK HERE ARE A FEW GREETINGS TO PEOPLE WE THINK DESERVE IT:-         CLIMAX, SPECIAL FX, A-HA, SERVO, THE ELITE SQUAD, THE POWERS THAT BE,  AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, ROB'S BLACK AND WHITE CAT!!!!  AND REMEMBER, ANY PROBLEMS WITH OUR COMPACTIONS (THAT WEREN'T IN THE ORIGINAL GAME) AND LET US KNOW, WE'LL PUT IT RIGHT STRAIGHT AWAY!        RIGHT,                    THATS ALL FOLKS                                                  COME ON GUYS, THAT REALLY WAS THE END.                                           YOU ARE BEING AWKWARD NOW                                           STILL THERE?                                           STATUS                                                             CRASH LANDED ON TARG                                                  <<<--- WHAT????                                                    RIGHT THATS IT, CLEAR OFF THE LOT OF YOU                               GO ON SCRAM!!                                                                                       OK THEN YOU ASKED FOR IT, WE'LL START AGAIN...........            

          HI THERE-     +ώύύWHOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-ύύώύ   FROM MENU 51 WE SHALL BE KNOWN AS     AUTOMATION     + AUTOMATION CONSIST OF LSD < OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL > MARL AND REBEL WORKING MOSTLY ON THE AMIGA , OZZWALD - HACKING , PACKING AND CODING MOSTLY ON THE ST . . . WAS <NOT WAS> - HACKING , PACKING AND CODING ON THE ST . . . SHARAZ JEK <OUR AUSTRALIAN RECRUIT> HACKER AND PACKER . . . IAN C ON GRAFIX AND BOB M ON PACKING.ύNOW FOR SOME NEWS: +ύώύ FEATURING ON MENU 50 WILL BE A LIST OF OUR BUILT IN CHEATS PLUS ANY OTHERS WE KNOW OF. ύYEAH RIGHT-     +ώύ FEATURING ON MENU 50 WILL BE A LIST OF OUR BUILT IN CHEATS PLUS ANY OTHERS WE KNOW OF.ύMENU 51 WILL BE DEDICATED TO OUR NEW MEMBER SHARAZ JEK AND WILL FEATURE COMPACTIONS MOSTLY BY HIM.SINCE MENU 50 WILL BE A MILESTONE FOR US WE WILL USE OUR GROUP NAME AUTOMATION FROM 51 ONWARDS. RIGHT- NOW FOLLOWS A LIST OF COMPACTIONS ALREADY DONE AND AWAITING SOME STUNNING GRAPHICS FROM IAN. FROM WAS <NOT WAS> YOU HAVE CRAZY CARS II , HADES NEBULA , SKYRIDER , LIVINGSTONE I PRESUME , THE BERMUDA PROJECT , QUESTION OF SPORT AND BAAL . . . MESSAGE TO THE AUTHOR OF BAAL . . . YES , I CRACKED YOUR PROTECTION- I WAS TOLD THAT YOU SAID NO ONE WOULD HACK IT. WELL , I HAVE A NAME FOR YOUR PROTECTION . . . IT IS CALLED <VIRTUALLY NON EXISTANT>. MAYBE YOU SHOULD LET ME PROTECT YOUR GAMES IN FUTURE . . . . OK , BACK TO THE MAIN TOPIC-   FROM L.S.D. MARBLE MADNESS , PYRAMINO , BATMAN , ADVANCED RUGBY SIMULATOR , CAPTAIN FIZZ , AND TRACKSUIT MANAGER . . .  FROM SHARAZ JEK  TAU CETI , STARGLIDER ONE , IMPACT , PROHIBITION AND PETER BEARDSLEY SOCCER . . . . AND NOT TO MENTION  , ANOTHER COUPLE OF BOB SPECIALS . . . BREAKANOID , CARDS AND DAME- . . . . . NOW , NEWS AND MORE NEWS . . . . NEVER MIND PASSING KENNEDY APPROACH ON TO ME OZZWALD-  GET IT DONE CHICKEN-      CLUCK , CLUCK , CLUCK-     THIS PART OF THE SCROLL WAS RESERVED FOR BIRDY INSULT TIME BUT WE HAVE RUN OUT OF NAMES TO CALL HIM.ύIMPORTANT MESSAGE . . . PLEASE SEND NO MORE DISKS TO ME , THAT IS , WAS <NOT WAS> UNTIL I SET UP A BOX NUMBER BECAUSE I HAVE FIVE MORE WEEKS OF POST OFFICE SERVICE REMAINING BEFORE MY BUTT IS KICKED OUT ONTO THE STREET FOR NOT PHONING IN SICK TWICE IN FOUR YEARS- JUST FOR THE RECORD THE POST OFFICE CAN SHOVE ITS 4.00 AM START ,  THEIR UNROADWORTHY SHERPAS WITH DODGY STEERING , PIECES HANGING OFF , MEGA AMOUNTS OF DINTS <POST OFFICE IMAGE> AND THE QUALITY OF SERVICE THEY TELL YOU ABOUT WHICH IS BASICALLY A LOAD OF CRAP-   WHY DO THEY ALWAYS DISPLAY BRAND SPANKING NEW VANS ON TV WHEN THE WHOLE OF OUR FLEET ARE NOTHING BUT UTTER WRECKS? . . . . IF ANYONEONE IN POST OFFICE SERVICE IS READING THIS THEN LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE EVER HAD A LETTER FROM THE PERSONNEL BRANCH WHICH DOES NOT HAVE <DISIPLINARY ACTION> SOMEWHERE ON IT.ύHEY OZZ- WHAT DOES SESIBLE MEAN? . . . ύBEST ASK MARL ABOUT THAT ONE HUH-ύAND NOW . . . ύTORTURE TIME-ύAAAAARRGHHHHH TO TEX , GIGABYTE CREW , MCA , A HA , KAM , TCB , THE UNTOUCHABLES , TNT CREW , 777 TEAM FINLAND , NEIL OF COR BLIMEY , THE REPLICANTS . . . . . . ύOK-        +WHEN PROMPTED SWITCH OFF YOUR MONITOR FOR A PSYCHEDELIC DISPLAY  . . .ύSWITCH OFF NOW   

   <<<< WEEEEE <<<<  HERE WE ARE AGAIN.....           CONGRATULATIONS GO TO FINAL FOR HIS FIRST HACK:-   'TRACKSUIT MANAGER', WE HOPE THIS IS THE START OF SOMETHING BIG (OOER).   A MESSAGE TO ALL OUR FANS, ONLY 2 MORE L.S.D. DISKS TO GO, YES, DISK 50 WILL BE OUR LAST.  HOW WILL YOU EVER MANAGE WITHOUT LSD COMPILATION DISKS?     WHAT WILL WE BE DOING NOW?     WHY IS DISK 50 THE LAST ONE?       FOR THE ANSWER TO THESE AND MANY MORE QUESTIONS, CHECK OUT DISKS 49 AND 50.     HOW MANY OF OUR 50 DISKS WILL YOU HAVE WHEN WE HAVE DONE?   A WORTHWHILE SET FOR EVERYONE BETTER THAN COLLECTING STAMPS.                     TRANSCONTINENTAL GREETINGS GO TO OUR NEW FRIENDS IN AUSTRALIA (G'DAY COBBERS, PASS THE XXXX).           WE HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL AT THE ARCADE SHOW IN FEBRUARY, HUNDREDS OF UP TO THE MINUTE ARCADE MACHINES, TOP OF THE RANGE CABINETS, ALL FREEEEE    JUST TROT ALONG TO BLACKPOOL, OF COURSE YOUR BIGGEST PROBLEM IS HOW TO GET IN, AS IT'S A TRADE ONLY DO (BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW HACKIN' WAS A TRADE DID YOU?).                    COMING SOON:-        (MAYBE!)      BAAL, BATMAN, CRAZY CARS II, KENNEDY APPROACH, BARBARIAN II, PURPLE SATURN DAY, GHOSTS & GOBLINS, WIERD DREAMS AND L.E.D. STORM,      ALL WE HAVE TO DO NOW IS FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET ALL THESE ONTO OUR LAST 2 DISKS,  WHICH ONES WILL COME ON WHICH DISK?    PLACE YOUR BETS NOW!!!!                        HERE'S A RAVE FROM THE GRAVE, A MESSAGE FROM DAYS GONE BY:-               'BEWARE OF KEVIN FROM WAKEFIELD'   AND HERE'S A COUPLE OF NEW ONES:-                'YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL WITH ABC MAN' (AKA UNCLE PERVO),          'BUY AN AMIGA NOW'             'THX-1138 IS A COMPLETE PLEB'  (WHO IS DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO MEETING HIS MAKER (MECHANO))                 'IT IS, WE ARE, NEIL.L IS NOT!!!'               !!TSENOH YZARC TON M'I                 THAT'S ALL FOR THIS WEEK,   TUNE IN NEXT WEEK...  SAME TIME, SAME CHANNEL!!                                                                           NA NE NA NA    NA NE NA NA    NA NE NA NA    NA NE NA NA            YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENTER THE TWILIGHT ZONE                                                     MESSAGE TO COMPUTER WIZ KIDS (GET A PEN READY):-              5           4         3          2           1          $49  $46  $20  $59  $4F  $55  $27  $52  $45  $20  $41  $53  $20  $53  $4D  $41  $52  $54  $20  $41  $53  $20  $59  $4F  $55  $20  $54  $48  $49  $4E  $4B  $20  $59  $4F  $55  $20  $41  $52  $45  $2C  $20  $57  $48  $59  $20  $41  $52  $45  $20  $59  $4F  $55  $20  $44  $45  $43  $4F  $44  $49  $4E  $47  $20  $54  $48  $49  $53  $20  $49  $4E  $53  $54  $45  $41  $44  $20  $4F  $46  $20  $43  $52  $41  $43  $4B  $49  $4E  $47  $20  $50  $52  $4F  $54  $45  $43  $54  $49  $4F  $4E  $20  $53  $59  $53  $54  $45  $4D  $53  $20  $28  $48  $45  $20  $48  $45  $29  $2E                           AND IF YOU CAN READ THAT, YOU SHOULDN'T BE!!!!         BYE....          MARL               LSD                                                                       >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SCROLL RESTART IMMINENT >>>>>>>>>>>>>>                        THE PASSWORD IS:-              'A WET FISH ON A PINK BATH MAT'                        MIKE XMW HATES THE S.T.    THAT'S WHY HE'S GETTIN' ONE!                             HOW'S THE SOUP GUMMO                     O<--<   STICK MAN SUNBATHING!!!          +-----====   KEVIN SUNBATHING                         !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                                                      

   ----->     WELCOME TO DISK 50  -  THE FINAL ONE!          FIRST AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO ALL ST HACKERS AND SWAPPERS  -  BEWARE OF A.B.C.MAN (AKA UNCLE PERVO)  -  FOR THIS MAN HAS BEEN SHOWN TO BE EXTREMELY DODGY TO DEAL WITH, BE WARNED!!      ONTO CHEERIER THINGS, FIRST OF ALL WE MUST SAY A BIG HELLO TO OUR NEW FRIENDS IN AUSTRALIA - PIRASOFT/ACU, HOWS IT GOING GUYS?    ALSO HI TO  SERVO(WOT NO LIGGIE), SCS , SPECIAL FX, THE ELITE SQUAD, POWERS THAT BE       A FEW MENTIONS TO OTHER COMPACTION PEOPLE    SHARAZ JEK(NOW TEAMING UP WITH US),   THE UN-NAMABLES(YOU'RE GETTING THERE BOYS, SHAME ABOUT THE DODGY FORMATS) AND THE MEDWAY BOYS       OTHER ASSORTED HELLO'S MUST GO TO   TEX, SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY, THE ANGELS OF MERCY AND ALL AT THE SWINTON CLUB                WELL WE HAVE MADE IT TO DISK 50, A LOT OF PEOPLE DID NOT THINK WE WOULD MAKE IT, WE WERE NOT SO SURE AT TIMES.    FROM DISK 51 WE WILL BE KNOWN AS 'AUTOMATION'.    WHY,  BECAUSE WE ARE EXPANDING AND CHANGING THE WAY THAT WE WORK.   'AUTOMATION' WILL BE MADE UP OF WAS(NOT WAS), L.S.D., SHARAZ JEK, BOB.M, IAN.C AND WHEN HE IS NOT MOANING ABOUT MAKING ANOTHER CUP OF COFFEE  RAMEESH!       GOSH WHAT A MOUTHFUL.          AS YOU KNOW BY NOW WAS(NOT WAS) HAS STOPPED WORKING FOR THE POST OFFICE, HE HAS GIVEN ALL THE MAIL HE HAD 'STORED' IN HIS CUPBOARD BACK AND HAD THE BLACK AND WHITE CAT SHOT!           MEOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!             BANG!                WHAT THIS MEANS IS DO NOT SEND ANYTHING TO THE ADDRESS GIVEN IN EARLIER MENU,S.             OH, BY THE WAY 'WAS' WHAT DOES 'ANYONEONE' MEAN?         YOU CAN'T BLAME MARL FOR THAT ONE, AT LEAST I ONLY MISSED ONE LETTER, YOU SEEM TO HAVE DOUBLE VISION, LET RAMEESH TAKE CONTROL!                         ANY WAY WATCH THIS SPACE FOR MORE INTERESTING WORDS AND ALL NEW SPELLING MYSTEAKS.        < ---- IS THIS GUY FOR REAL OR WHAT?           SOMETHING I HAVE JUST RECEIVED IS A LETTER FROM SOMEBODY WHO ABC MAN HAS RIPPED OFF, WELL WHAT A SUPRISE, ONLY THE FIFTH THIS WEEK!                 MUST GO,    SEE YA ALL AT THE ARCADE SHOW  22/2/89, TODAYS DATE IS  10/2/89, HOPE YOU HAVE ALL GOT YOUR TICKETS??                                                              YOU AGAIN, EH?                                                    GOOD HERE INNIT?                                                               BY THE WAY DID YOU DECODE THE HEX MESSAGE ON MENU 48         IF NOT WHY NOT, YOU DIDN'T?          OK THEN HERE IT IS AGAIN                $49  $46  $20  $59  $4F  $55  $27  $52  $45  $20  $41  $53  $20  $53  $4D  $41  $52  $54  $20  $41  $53  $20  $59  $4F  $55  $20  $54  $48  $49  $4E  $4B  $20  $59  $4F  $55  $20  $41  $52  $45  $2C  $20  $57  $48  $59  $20  $41  $52  $45  $20  $59  $4F  $55  $20  $44  $45  $43  $4F  $44  $49  $4E  $47  $20  $54  $48  $49  $53  $20  $49  $4E  $53  $54  $45  $41  $44  $20  $4F  $46  $20  $43  $52  $41  $43  $4B  $49  $4E  $47  $20  $50  $52  $4F  $54  $45  $43  $54  $49  $4F  $4E  $20  $53  $59  $53  $54  $45  $4D  $53  $20  $28  $48  $45  $20  $48  $45  $29  $2E                                     WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THAT THEN                               TEXT BY OZZ, HEX BY MARL, PHONEBILL BY WAS(NOT WAS), COFFEE BY RAMEESH, DISK NICKED BY NEIL.L, BULLSHIT BY ABC MAN, UGLINESS BY NEILBULUS, SOUP EATEN BY GUMMO.                  A MESSAGE FROM REBEL   -   WHAT KIND OF A GINGER HAIRED NIGGER IS THAT THEN?                           TO GET TO LEVEL 5 TYPE 'GONZO' ON THE HIGH SCORE TABLE!                                                   FUTURE PREDICTION TIME  -  ON DISK 1000 WE WILL HAVE DALEY THOMPSONS PENSION DAY, ANOTHER GAME THAT LOOKS LIKE XENON FROM THE BITMAP BROTHERS, ANOTHER STEVE BAK GAME WITH NAFF JOYSTICK ROUTINES, NEWS AT TEN(LICENSED BY US GOLD), MORE PARADOX(SOFTWARE HORIZONS) PAP, YET ANOTHER UNCRACKABLE PSYGNOSIS GAME('NOT ANOTHER ONE').                                                 OH,WELL TIME TO START AGAIN ----- >                        

THIS IS DISK 51   -   ISSUE 2                 EH!!!         YES INDEED WE DECIDED TO REISSUE THIS DISK, WHY?         WELL WITH OUR NEW PACKER WE CAN CRAM EVEN MORE ONTO A DISK    SO YOU NOW HAVE 2 OTHER GAMES AS WELL AS THE FIRST FOUR (NOTE... PETER BEARDSLEY FOOTBALL IS NOW 100 PERCENT!)         SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS COPY THIS OVER YOUR OLD 51, NOT ONLY DO WE PACK MORE STUFF THAN ANY ONE ELSE, BUT WE MAINTAIN OUR COLLECTION, BOTH FIXING FAULTS AND GETTING EVEN MORE ONTO A DISK                 WELL, I SUPPOSE YOU ARE ALL WAITING FOR OUR 'BORING REALLY' GREETINGS                THIS TIME TO      HAL (WHERE'S BATMAN?), THE PRESIDENT(HOT SWAPS!), REPLICANTS(ACE HACKS), MCA(NICE HACKS), BBC(NICE 1 MEG FILES), KEN + MAC-MAN, SERVO, TURNIP AND ALL IN LEEDS!!!                          HERE WE GO AGAIN

---->     WELCOME TO DISK 52  -  AUTOMATION DISK 2!           WELL HERE WE ARE AGAIN, THIS IS RAPIDLY BECOMING A VERY COMMON OCCURENCE!          BUT, ANYWAY ON WITH THE SCROLL.        ONLY TWO GAMES ON THIS DISK BUT CONSIDERING THAT ZANY GOLF IS ONE OF THEM, I DO NOT THINK THAT IT IS TOO BAD.         WELL THIS DISK WAS RELEASED AT THE SWINTON CLUB ON THE 16/2/89 BY THE ONE AND ONLY AUTOMATION!!!!!!!!!                  WE MUST SAY HI TO  SERVO(WOT NO LIGGIE), PIRASOFT/ACU, CLIMAX, SPECIAL FX, THE ELITE SQUAD, FINAL, TINMAN, A-HA, ASTRONUT, W.A.C.C., THE UN-NAMABLES AND ALL OUR OTHER FRIENDS AND CONTACTS!                 NOW A FEW IMPORTANT NOTES TO REMEMBER       1. BEWARE OF A.B.C.MAN OR HE WILL RIP YOU OFF       2. IF YOU WANT TO GET INTO IT, YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF IT          3. THERE IS NO POINT 3          4. PLEASE, PLEASE TELL US IF YOU SEE ANY OF OUR STUFF WITH 'TEXT-EDITED' CHANGES!               5. NO POOFTERS               6. BEWARE OF KEVIN FROM WAKEFIELD                ATIRI    <---  THAT WAS THIS MENU'S (ONE AND ONLY?) SPELLING MISTAKE.   OH WELL, I AM NOW BORED, SO I THINK I WILL NOW SIGN OFF AND GO TO BED.      NIGHT    NIGHT                                                ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ                                                          FGHI WY925771      967 #$&^UHI786G*(&^(*$D8       NOW CONNECTING!!!               OK, ACCESS GAINED   --->               HAVE YOU EVER SEEN AN ATARI ST BLOW UP?         WELL WE HAVE DISCOVERED A WAY OF MAKING YOUR RAM CHIPS EXPLODE!                 5          4          3          2          1                   SYS CHECK   -   RAM FAULT, TURN YOUR MACHINE OFF NOW!!                     BY THE WAY DO YOU KNOW WHAT L.S.D. STANDS FOR?                   NO!             DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU?                     YES!                   WELL JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME L.S.D.     STANDS           FOR         ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????       --->

`abcdefg CONSIST OF LSD (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) - WAS (NOT WAS) - SHARAZ JEK (OUR AUSTRALIAN RECRUIT , YOU'RE DOING GREAT!) - BOB.M - IAN.C ON GRAFIX - AND RAMESH ON COFFEE MAKING.ώNOW FOR SOME NEWS: ώIMPORTANT MESSAGE . . . PLEASE SEND NO MORE DISKS TO ME , THAT IS , WAS (NOT WAS) AT STRETFORD SORTING OFFICE AS THERE IS NO GUARANTEE THAT I WILL RECEIVE THEM ANYMORE.ώNOW FOR SOME BLURB . . . . . . IT'S SO FAR UP IT'S STRAIGHT DOWN. WARNING:- DON'T LISTEN TO A.B.C MAN (AKA UNCLE PERVO), HE COMES OUT WITH SO MUCH BULL YOU NEED WINGS TO STAY ABOVE IT.PS: ARE THERE ANY CONTACTS OF PERVO OLDER THAN 16 OR WITH AN IQ GREATER THAN ZERO. NOW FOR PERVO LESSON NUMBER ONE; PERVO: 'HOW DID YOU CRACK SUCH AND SUCH A GAME'  -  HACKER: 'WELL I CHANGED SUCH AND SUCH A BYTE TO THIS'  -  LATER . . . . PERVO TO MR.X: 'OH YEAH! I CRACKED IT BY CHANGING SUCH AND SUCH A BYTE TO THIS'  -  MR. (I'M REALLY STUPID) X: 'DID YOU NOW. YOU'RE AN AMAZING PERSON ON THE SLY AREN'T YOU. BY THE WAY , WHAT MONITOR DID YOU USE.'  -  PERVO: 'MONITOR . . . WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT , WHAT'S A MONITOR.'  -  MR. (GETTING A BIT CLEVER) X: 'YOU KNOW. A MONITOR LETS YOU LOOK AT PROGRAM CODE.'  -  PERVO: 'OH! I SEE. ONE OF THOSE MONITORS! NO , I DON'T USE ONE. I JUST REMEMBER WHAT OTHER PEOPLE TELL ME THEY CHANGED. . . . OOPS!!!!'  -  MR. (GONE BACK TO BEING STUPID) X: 'HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HACKING GAMES THEN'  -  PERVO: 'OH! EVER SINCE I LEARNT HOW TO EDIT TEXT!'  -  MR.X: 'COR! THAT LONG HUH! MY HERO!'  -  PERVO: 'NOW WILL YOU BEND OVER.'ώSICK JOKE NO.1  -  Q: WHERE DO AMERICAN TOURISTS GO FOR THEIR HOLIDAYS.  -  A: ALL OVER SCOTLAND.ώA YOUNG LADY GOES TO SEE THE DOCTOR AND ASKS HIM TO WEIGH HER BOOBS. THE DOCTOR SAID 'WAAYYYYYYY!' ώJAG AR INSNOAD PA OSTFRONTEN!     FREAKY DEAKY!      FAT FREDDIES CAT!     NO MORE APARTHEID!     REAL WILD CHILD!     HOW FAR CAN TOO FAR GO.     HI TO STEVE CYCLEPATH.    CHILL OUT AND FLEX!    SING IF YOU'RE GLAD TO BE DEVO.    TALL IN THE SADDLE!     GABBA GABBA HEY!    SAND IN MY JOINTS!    SLIP IT TO THE ANDROID!     MORE BOUNCE TO THE OUNCE!     SONGS FOR SWINGING LARVAE.     SEARCH AND DESTROY (PARTY TIME - SEARCH OUT THE BEER , THEN DESTROY IT!)     LIKE PLANET ROCK WE JUST DON'T STOP GONNA DRIVE YOU NUTS!      RENALDO THE LOAF.     SUNGLASSES AFTER DARK!      CONFORM TO THE RHYTHM.     YOU GOTTA SAY YES TO ANOTHER EXCESS!     THREE OF A PERFECT PAIR.     BAD TASTE NIGHT OUT.     WELL! GOT TO HAVE SOMETHING TO TEST THE SCROLLER!      SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO NOW.ώI'LL BE BACK!ώ16 X 16 FULL COLOUR FONT SMOOTHE SCROLLER WITH NO MULTI BUFFERING ETC CODED BY WAS NOT WAS . . . . FONT NICKED FROM DEFLEKTOR

WELCOME TO DISK FIFTY FOUR        PRESS 0 FOR 50 OR 60 HERTZ           \]^_`abcdefg    ώ CONSIST OF LSD (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) - WAS (NOT WAS) - SHARAZ JEK - BOB.M - IAN.C ON GRAFIX - AND RAMESH ON COFFEE MAKING.ώNOW FOR SOME NEWS: ώWE ALL HAD AN AMAZING TIME AT THE ARCADE SHOW AT BLACKPOOL, LOTS OF THE VERY LATEST ARCADE GAMES, ALL FREE!           SOME OF THE GAMES ON SHOW WERE    TURBO OUTRUN(FAB!), HARD DRIVING, TETRIS(HEY SERVO! GET OFF THAT MACHINE), FINAL LAP(EIGHT PLAYERS), CHASE HQ, GALAXY FORCE II, THE SEGA MEGA-SYSTEM, OPERATION THUNDERBOLT, PLUS A COUPLE OF NEW SEGA GAMES GETTING THERE FIRST PUBLIC AIRING!!!              YES,   WE ALL HAD A GREAT TIME,   ME(OZZ), MARL, SERVO, TURNIP, FINAL AND LOADS OF OTHER PEOPLE HAD LOADS OF FUN, ALL EXCEPT WAS(NOT WAS),  BECAUSE HE UNFORTUNATELY WAS(NOT NAVIGATING) AND WENT TO THE WRONG PLACE!              I SAID THE WINTER GARDENS, WAS.    NOT THE WARBRECK CASTLE.           OH WELL MAYBE NEXT YEAR, ANYWAY MUST GO     -     BYE FOR NOW         

WELCOME TO DISK FIFTY FIVE         0 FOR 50/60 HZ ώ    YES INDEED FOLKS, AUTOMATION BRING YOU ANOTHER DISK FULL OF GOODIES!!         FIRST OF ALL I MUST POINT OUT THAT ANDES ATTACK DOES NOT WORK ON A 512K 1.9, BLAME THEM NOT US!   IT WORKS FINE ON 512K 1.8 AND 1 MEG 1.9!                    TIME TO SAY A FEW HELLO'S  MEGA GREETINGS ώ TO ALL THE GIMMERS AT ROGUE, ESPECIALLY KIM FOR THE GRAFIX!         NORMAL GREETINGS ώ TO SERVO, A-HA, CLIMAX, THE ELITE SQUAD, PIRASOFT/ACU, SPECIAL FX, UN-NAMEABLES(YOU WILL HEAR FROM US SOON!), KAM, ANGELS OF MERCY            SPECIAL GUEST GREETINGS TO BIRDY, MEDWAY BOYS AND THE UNION(NICE DEMO).                            HEY 'WAS', FOUND YOUR WAY HOME YET?       NOT STILL LOOKING FOR THE ARCADE SHOW ARE YOU?          COME ON RAMEESH, I WILL HAVE MILK AND 1 SUGAR              THANX TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE CONTRIBUTED GRAFIX TO OUR MENU'S, BUT HOW ABOUT SOMEBODY DOING SOME MUSIC?              REMEMBER, ALWAYS BEWARE OF A.B.C.MAN FOR HE WILL SURELY RIP YOU OFF!               

WELCOME TO DISK FIFTY SIX                        YES INDEED FOLKS, AUTOMATION BRING YOU ANOTHER DISK FULL OF GOODIES!!         ONLY TWO ON THIS ONE, BUT BOTH ARE WELL COMPACTED, SO DON'T COMPLAIN        MEGA GREETINGS  ώ TO ALL THE GIMMERS AT ROGUE, ESPECIALLY KIM FOR THE GRAFIX!            NORMAL GREETINGS  ώ TO SERVO, A-HA, CLIMAX, THE ELITE SQUAD, PIRASOFT/ACU, SPECIAL FX, UN-NAMEABLES(YOU WILL HEAR FROM US SOON!), KAM, ANGELS OF MERCY            SPECIAL GUEST GREETINGS TO BIRDY, MEDWAY BOYS AND THE UNION(NICE DEMO).                               OH WELL NOT MUCH ELSE TO SAY, SO I WILL BID YOU FAREWELL!                      WHERE'S THAT COFFEE RAMEESH?               

  PRESENTS DISK FIFTY SEVEN          [  0 FOR 50/60 HZ  [ώ    YES INDEED FOLKS,  pqrstuvwxyz{|}  ARE     PACKERS - \]^_`a , no~
, bcdefg AND #$%      GRAPHIX - klm AND <=>     AND ON THE SWAPPING FRONT - hij                THE FAB GRAPHIX ON THIS ONE WERE DONE BY IAN, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!                       TIME TO SAY A FEW HELLO'S [  MEGA GREETINGS  [ώ TO ALL THE GIMMERS AT ROGUE                    [ NORMAL GREETINGS [ώ TO SERVO, A-HA, CLIMAX, THE ELITE SQUAD, PIRASOFT/ACU, SPECIAL FX, UN-NAMEABLES(YOU WILL HEAR FROM US SOON!), KAM, ANGELS OF MERCY            SPECIAL GUEST GREETINGS TO BIRDY, MEDWAY BOYS AND THE UNION(NICE DEMO).                  COME ON RAMEESH, STILL NOT MADE THAT COFFEE               REMEMBER, ALWAYS BEWARE OF A.B.C.MAN FOR HE WILL SURELY RIP YOU OFF!               

abcdgfghi PRESENT COMPACT MENU NUMBER 59.ώTHE MUSIC WAS RIPPED OFF OUT OF BIONIC COMMANDOS BY WAS (NOT WAS). AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , THE L.S.D (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) , SHARAZ JEK , IAN.C , AND BOB.M.ώIS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?ώGREETINGS GO TO TEX , THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , TNT-CREW , TCB , THE UN-NAMEABLES , THE UNTOUCHABLES , BIRDY , A-HA , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .ώMENU 100 HERE WE COME . . . . .

ώAUTOMATION PRESENT COMPACT MENU NUMBER 60.ώTHE MUSIC WAS RIPPED OFF OUT OF STORMBRINGER BY WAS (NOT WAS). AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , THE L.S.D (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) , SHARAZ JEK , IAN.C , AND THE UN-NAMEABLESώ\]^_`abcdefghi TEX , THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , TNT-CREW , TCB , THE UNTOUCHABLES , BIRDY , A-HA , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .ώWHAT IS PINK AND HARD? . . . . . . . A PIG WITH A FLICK-KNIFE!

THIS INTRO IS NOW STE COMPATABLEggg    THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY SCROLLER WRITTEN BY n   BISC     AND   n   EGB    WITH ENCOURAGEMENT FROM n   ARN n  CD b\     AUTOMATION ARE WAS NOT WAS    n   LSD     SHARAZ JEK     n  IANgC     AND THE UNlNAMEABLESg    MESSAGE TO THE POWER GENERATION g g g g        THE REASON FOR DOING ONE MEG FILES IS BECAUSE FOR SOME GAMES h THE ONLY WAY YOU COULD HAVE THEM AS FILES ONLY WOULD BE TO USE ONE MEG OR ELSE WRITE A WESTERN DIGITAL RAW SECTOR BLOCK LOADER INTO SUCH GAMESg IF YOU EXPECT ME TO SPEND THE AMOUNT OF TIME NECESSARY TO CRACK h COMPACT h WRITE NEW LOAD ROUTINES AND REARRANGE ALL THE COMPACTED RAW FILES INTO BOOT FORMAT ONTO A DISK FOR THE SAKE OF MAKING IT RUN IN HALF A MEG THEN DO ME A FAVOUR AND GO FORTH AND MULTIPLYe      ALSO LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE WRITTEN A COMPACTOR WHICH CAN UNCOMPACT A PORTION OF THE BYTES FROM A FULLY COMPACTED FILE THEN YOU COULD COMPACT TECHNOCOP i\[[ PERCENT COMPACTIONj AND MAKE IT RUN IN HALF A MEG OF RAMe    THE LESSON HERE IS KEEP YOUR GOB SHUT UNTIL YOU COMPACT STUFF BETTER THAN WE DO h FOR EXAMPLE: SMALLER SINGLE PART FILES WITH NO PICTURES OR INTROS REMOVED h iUNLIKE YOUR CAPTAIN FIZZj h OR h BEING ABLE TO COMPACT EVERY FILE TO EACH GAME h iUNLIKE YOUR MARIAS XMAS BOXjg     BY THE WAY h HAVE YOU HACKED ANYTHING WITH A DECENT PROTECTION TECHNIQUE TO ITf         GREETINGS GO TO MY CONTACTS AND THOSE I THINK DESERVE A MENTION g g g g g g HI TO l THE REPLICANTS h n   TEX     THE GIGABYTE CREW n   STCS     n   BOSS     THE UNTOUCHABLES h bbblTEAM FINLAND h THE EDITMAN h FLEXIBLE FRONT h BIRDY h TNTlCREW h DELIGHT h n   MCA     COR BLIMEY NOT ARF h THE SUNNYBOYS h THE NEXT GENERATION h HACKATARIMAN h RADICAL SYSTEMS AND n   PSI      IF YOU THINK I HAVE MISSED ANYONE OUT THEN THINK AGAINe         @

AUTOMATION PRESENT COMPACT DISK NUMBER 72.�WELL HERE IS SOME MORE OLD STUFF FOR YOU , BUT NOW THEY ARE A LOT SMALLER!�THIS MUSIC WAS STOLEN FROM BMX SIMULATOR BY WAS (NOT WAS). THANKS TO DAVID WHITTAKER FOR MAKING HIS MUSIC A DODDLE TO RIP OFF!�BUY A ONE MEG UPGRADE! �GET A ONE MEG DRIVE! OR HAVE YOUR BUILT IN HALF MEG DRIVE UPGRADED!�GRAPHICS BY IAN.C , CODING BY WAS (NOT WAS).�AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , THE L.S.D (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) , SHARAZ JEK , IAN.C , AND THE UN-NAMEABLES.�IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?�GREETINGS GO TO TEX , THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE MEDWAY BOYS , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , TCB , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE UNTOUCHABLES , A-HA , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , BIRDY , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .

AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 73 VERSION 2.0     ALL TITLES NEED ONE MEG RAM TO RUN....    BATTLE FOR THE THRONE IS NOW ON THIS DISK AS SHARAZ JEK REPACKED THE OTHERS AND THERE WAS ROOM.  REPLACING IT ON CD 215 IS UNDER THE ICE (512K) WHICH MAKES BOTH TITLES ON THAT DISK NOW HALF MEG!   YES, FULL METAL PLANETE IS NOW 512K....   GET CD 215 VERSION 2.0 FROM ALL GOOD DEALERS....    AND NOW A NEWSFLASH!    SO, THE POMPEYS WERE A TEENY WEENY BIT ANNOYED ABOUT THE RELEASE OF THEIR PACKER WERE THEY?     HA! HA! HA!   REVENGE IS SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!     'REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD.....  IT IS VERY COLD IN PORTSMOUTH!'     WELL, AS YOU MAY KNOW I DON'T LIKE DEREK, BUT EVEN I WOULD NOT GO AS LOW AS TO TELL THE REPLICANTS THAT HE WAS A SPY FOR THE EMPIRE!   OR PERHAPS THREATENING TO BEAT ANDY THE ARFLING UP IS JUSTIFIED BY HIS REFUSAL TO GIVE OUT MOB'S TEL. NUMBER?    COME ON ALIEN, YOU RELEASED OUR PACKER, WE WERE NOT HALF AS CHILDISH ABOUT IT AS YOU ARE BEING. ON THE SUBJECT OF RELEASED UTILITIES, ULTRA 2.0 AND AUTOHACK 2.?? HAVE BEEN RELEASED. WHILE I AM INTERESTED IN FINDING OUT WHERE THE LEAK IS, I DON'T THINK I WOULD THREATEN TO BEAT SOMEONE UP!    THE ONLY 'PERSON' I WANNA KILL IS YOU (ALIEN) 'COS YOU LOWER THE AVERAGE IQ OF WORLDWIDE HACKERS.....    RANT OVER....      GREETINGS TO.....    THE REST OF AUTOMATION...   DEREK MD (FOR KICKING THE POMPEYS BUTTS ON THE CONFERENCE LINES!)   THE REPLICANTS (FOR DELETING TITLES TO STOP ALIEN GETTING THEM!)   THE BAD BREW CREW (FOR GIVING MODEM USERS AT LEAST ONE BRITISH MEGA-CREW, 'COS THE POMPEYS JUST DON'T CUT IT I'M AFRAID!   WAIT TILL YOU SEE OUR BBS, GUYS!   PS. AUTOMATION ARE NOT A BRITISH MEGA-CREW, WE ARE A GLOBAL MEGA-CREW THANKS TO SHARAZ AND AXE!!!)   VAPOUR (FOR RIPPING THE DEPACK SOURCE AND RENAMING THE LABELS!)   MOB (FOR GETTING US THE PACKER AND FOR NOT BREAKING UP UNDER PRESSURE FROM ALIEN (BET YOU WERE SHAKING!  HA HA!  ) ALSO THANX TO MOB FOR BEING A GOOD FRIEND AND CONTACT!    ALSO MEGA-HYPER GREETINGS TO THE HOMEBOY....   A FRIEND I HAVE ONLY RECENTLY GOT TO KNOW, BUT NOW ONE OF THE BEST OF THEM!    (NO HOMO JOKES PLEASE, I DON'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!  IF YOU ARE INTO THAT TYPE OF THING TALK TO BIRDY!)   ....NEWSFLASH 2.0....   HAVE YOU GOT THE NEW MEGA-DEMO YET?  IT'S CALLED THE VAPOUR-DEMO AND IS CURRENTLY GOING AROUND THE COUNTRY....   CATCH IT AT A CONTACT NEAR YOU.....   IT'S CALLED THE 'VAPOUR DEMO' 'COS VAPOUR HIMSELF COULDN'T HACK IT!    WELL, AS WITH ALL GOOD THINGS, IT'S TIME FOR THE END....   WRAP!   

PRESENT COMPACT DISK NUMBER 74.�THIS MUSIC WAS STOLEN FROM ARMY MOVES BY WAS (NOT WAS). THANKS TO DAVID WHITTAKER FOR MAKING HIS MUSIC A DODDLE TO RIP OFF!�BUY A ONE MEG UPGRADE! �GET A ONE MEG DRIVE! OR HAVE YOUR BUILT IN HALF MEG DRIVE UPGRADED!�GRAPHICS BY IAN.C , CODING BY WAS (NOT WAS).�AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , THE L.S.D (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) , SHARAZ JEK , IAN.C , AND THE UN-NAMEABLES.�IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?�GREETINGS GO TO TEX , THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE MEDWAY BOYS , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , TCB , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE UNTOUCHABLES , A-HA , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , BIRDY , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .

PRESENT COMPACT DISK NUMBER 75.      THIS MUSIC WAS STOLEN FROM ARMY MOVES BY WAS (NOT WAS). THANKS TO DAVID WHITTAKER FOR MAKING HIS MUSIC A DODDLE TO RIP OFF!      BUY A ONE MEG UPGRADE! �GET A ONE MEG DRIVE! OR HAVE YOUR BUILT IN HALF MEG DRIVE UPGRADED!�GRAPHICS BY IAN.C , CODING BY WAS (NOT WAS).      IF YOU ARE OUT THERE ELVIS PRESLEY PLEASE CONTACT US NOW!      WHAT IS THE HARDEST PART OF A VEGATABLE TO EAT?        THE WHEELCHAIR.        HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE NEW GERMAN MICROWAVE?           IT SEATS NINE PEOPLE!       WHY DID ROBERT WAGNERS WIFE NOT PREFER TO WASH HERSELF ON THE BOAT?           BECAUSE SHE PREFERS TO WASH UP ON THE SHORE!         AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , THE L.S.D (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) , SHARAZ JEK , IAN.C , AND THE UN-NAMEABLES.�IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?      GREETINGS GO TO TEX , THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE MEDWAY BOYS , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , SEWER SOFTWARE , ROCKYKID , JOHN.P IN GREECE , TNT-CREW , TCB , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE UNTOUCHABLES , A-HA , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , BIRDY , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .

ONCE AGAIN VAPOUR COMES TO THE RESCUE AND FIXES THIS BORDER CODE FOR YOU STE FREAKSgg CHECK OUT   CD ad PART ` WHICH HAS A FULL DISK LIST AND INFO ON ITg MAKE SURE IT IS THE OFFICIAL AUTOMATION MENU AND NOT THE BOGUS VERSION PUT OUT BY THE POMPEY PUFFSggggg      THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY SCROLLER WRITTEN BY n   BISC     AND   n   EGB    WITH ENCOURAGEMENT FROM n   ARN n  CD ba     AUTOMATION ARE WAS NOT WAS    n   LSD     SHARAZ JEK     n  IANgC     THE UNlNAMEABLES AND COR BLIMEY NOT ARFg      THIS MUSIC WAS RIPPED OUT OF MENACE BY OZZWALDg    MESSAGE TO THE POWER GENERATION g g g g        THE REASON FOR DOING ONE MEG FILES IS BECAUSE FOR SOME GAMES h THE ONLY WAY YOU COULD HAVE THEM AS FILES ONLY WOULD BE TO USE ONE MEG OR ELSE WRITE A WESTERN DIGITAL RAW SECTOR BLOCK LOADER INTO SUCH GAMESg IF YOU EXPECT ME TO SPEND THE AMOUNT OF TIME NECESSARY TO CRACK h COMPACT h WRITE NEW LOAD ROUTINES AND REARRANGE ALL THE COMPACTED RAW FILES INTO BOOT FORMAT ONTO A DISK FOR THE SAKE OF MAKING IT RUN IN HALF A MEG THEN DO ME A FAVOUR AND GO FORTH AND MULTIPLYe      ALSO LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE WRITTEN A COMPACTOR WHICH CAN UNCOMPACT A PORTION OF THE BYTES FROM A FULLY COMPACTED FILE THEN YOU COULD COMPACT TECHNOCOP i\[[ PERCENT COMPACTIONj AND MAKE IT RUN IN HALF A MEG OF RAMe    THE LESSON HERE IS KEEP YOUR GOB SHUT UNTIL YOU COMPACT STUFF BETTER THAN WE DO h FOR EXAMPLE: SMALLER SINGLE PART FILES WITH NO PICTURES OR INTROS REMOVED h iUNLIKE YOUR CAPTAIN FIZZj h OR h BEING ABLE TO COMPACT EVERY FILE TO EACH GAME h iUNLIKE YOUR MARIAS XMAS BOXjg     BY THE WAY h HAVE YOU HACKED ANYTHING WITH A DECENT PROTECTION TECHNIQUE TO ITf         GREETINGS GO TO MY CONTACTS AND THOSE I THINK DESERVE A MENTION g g g g g g HI TO l THE REPLICANTS h n   TEX     THE GIGABYTE CREW n   STCS     n   BOSS     THE UNTOUCHABLES h bbblTEAM FINLAND h THE EDITMAN h FLEXIBLE FRONT h BIRDY h ROCKYKID h THE MEDWAY BOYS h TNTlCREW h DELIGHT h n   MCA     SEWER SOFTWARE iPOSSUM AND RATj h THE SUNNYBOYS h THE NEXT GENERATION h JOHNgP IN GREECE h HACKATARIMAN h RADICAL SYSTEMS AND n   PSI      IF YOU THINK I HAVE MISSED ANYONE OUT THEN THINK AGAINe         

I AM GETTING FED UP OF SAYING THIS BUT HERE IS ANOTHER MENU INTRO FIXED BY VAPOUR FOR THE STEggg    GET DISK ad PART ` WITH THE LATEST AUTOMATION INFO AND CD LIST ON ITg IT IS DATED JUNE ]] \dd[g DO NOT MISS ITg  BEWARE OF THE BOGUS AUTOMATION MENUS BEING MADE UP BY THE POMPEY DIPSTICKSggg  THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY SCROLLER WRITTEN BY n   BISC     AND   n   EGB    WITH ENCOURAGEMENT FROM n   ARN n  CD bb     AUTOMATION ARE WAS NOT WAS    n   LSD     SHARAZ JEK     n  IANgC     THE UNlNAMEABLES AND COR BLIMEY NOT ARFg      THIS MUSIC WAS RIPPED OUT OF MENACE BY OZZWALDg    GREETINGS GO TO MY CONTACTS AND THOSE I THINK DESERVE A MENTION g g g g g g HI TO l THE REPLICANTS h n   TEX     THE GIGABYTE CREW n   STCS     n   BOSS     THE UNTOUCHABLES h bbblTEAM FINLAND h FLEXIBLE FRONT h MENACING CRACKING ALLIANCE h BIRDY h ROCKYKID h THE MEDWAY BOYS h TNTlCREW h DELIGHT h n   MCA     SEWER SOFTWARE iPOSSUM AND RATj h THE SUNNYBOYS h THE NEXT GENERATION h JOHNgP IN GREECE h HACKATARIMAN h RADICAL SYSTEMS AND n   PSI      IF YOU THINK I HAVE MISSED ANYONE OUT THEN THINK AGAINe         

AUTOMATION PRESENT COMPACT DISK NUMBER 78.      WELL! WHAT CAN I SAY?  HERE IS A FEW DESKTOP ONLY ITEMS SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHAT NUMBER YOU PRESS AS THEY ALL QUIT TO THE DESKTOP!�THIS MUSIC WAS STOLEN FROM BLASTEROIDS BY OZZWALD.       GRAPHICS BY IAN.C , CODING BY WAS (NOT WAS).      IF YOU ARE OUT THERE ELVIS PRESLEY PLEASE CONTACT US NOW!      WHAT IS THE HARDEST PART OF A VEGATABLE TO EAT?        THE WHEELCHAIR.        HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE NEW GERMAN MICROWAVE?           IT SEATS NINE PEOPLE!       WHY DID ROBERT WAGNERS WIFE NOT PREFER TO WASH HERSELF ON THE BOAT?           BECAUSE SHE PREFERS TO WASH UP ON THE SHORE!         AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , THE L.S.D (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) , SHARAZ JEK , IAN.C , THE UN-NAMEABLES AND COR BLIMEY NOT ARF.�IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?      GREETINGS GO TO TEX , THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE MEDWAY BOYS , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , TCB , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE UNTOUCHABLES , A-HA , THE SUNNYBOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , JOHN.P IN GREECE , ROCKYKID , KAM , BIRDY , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .

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  AUTOMATION PRESENT COMPACT DISK NUMBER 80.          THIS MUSIC WAS STOLEN FROM ZOMBI BY OZZWALD.         COME ON POWER GENERATION, IF TERMINATOR DOES ALL THE WORK, WHY DOES A.B.C. MAN CLAIM ALL THE CREDIT AND TELLS EVERYBODY THAT TERMINATOR JUST HELPS HIM!!!            BUY A ONE MEG UPGRADE!       GET A ONE MEG DRIVE! OR HAVE YOUR BUILT IN HALF MEG DRIVE UPGRADED!        IF YOU WANT A ONE MEG DRIVE THEN WE CAN SUPPLY YOU WITH ONE PLUS FITTING INSTRUCTIONS FOR 50 QUID! . . . . . GET IN TOUCH IF YOU ARE INTERESTED.      GRAPHICS BY IAN.C , CODING BY WAS (NOT WAS).        AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , THE L.S.D (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) , SHARAZ JEK , IAN.C , THE UN-NAMEABLES AND COR BLIMEY NOT ARF.        IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?         GREETINGS GO TO HAL, TEX , THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , ROCKYKID , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , TCB , FLEXIBLE FRONT , JOHN.P IN GREECE , THE EDITMAN , A-HA , THE SUNNYBOYS , SERVO, TURNIP, KAM , BIRDY , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .

AUTOMATION PROUDLY PRESENT COMPACT DISK 101 � � - � � YES FOLKS , IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE WE ARE 100 DISKS AHEAD OF EVERY OTHER PACKING GROUPS! � �THIS NO TOP AND BOTTOM BORDER INTRO WAS CODED BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY - THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM SIDEARMS BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY � � - � � AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF... WAS (NOT WAS) - THE L.S.D - SHARAZ JEK - COR BLIMEY NOT 'ARF - THE UN-NAMEABLES - AND IAN C. � � - � � _YEAH! THIS IS THE BOTTOM BORDER SCROLLER IN THIS NICE LOOKING MENU! � � - � � THIS SCROLLER COMES IN USEFUL FOR ALL THOSE JUICY BITS OF GOSSIP AND JOKES THAT YOU ALL LIKE TO READ! � � - � � NOW FOR A USEFUL GERMAN PHRASE... GUTEN TAG, WIE KOMME ICH AM BESTEN ZUM DURCHFALL STRASSE BITTE? - OR, AS YOU WOULD SAY IN ENGLISH - GOOD DAY, HOW DO I BEST GET TO DIARRHOEA STREET! � � -       � �

                        � � REDONE FOR NEW TOS MACHINESg AUTOMATION PROUDLY PRESENT COMPACT DISK \[\ � � l � � YES FOLKS h IT WILL NOT BE LONG BEFORE WE ARE \[[ DISKS AHEAD OF EVERY OTHER PACKING GROUPe � �THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM SIDEARMS BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY � � l � � AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OFggg WAS iNOT WASj l THE LgSgD l SHARAZ JEK l COR BLIMEY NOT ARF l THE UNlNAMEABLES l AND IAN C

AUTOMATION PROUDLY PRESENT COMPACT DISK 102 � �- � � THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM 1943. �A MESSAGE TO THE CRITICS . . . START APPRECIATING OUR TIME SPENT COMPILING THESE MENUS. OUR ARTISTS SPEND HOURS DRAWING DECENT GRAPHICS SO THAT WE CAN HAVE A DIFFERENT PICTURE EVERY DISK. OZZ , NEIL OF COR BLIMEY AND WAS (NOT WAS) SPEND TIME RIPPING TUNES OUT OF GAMES , THE MAJORITY OF THEM RIPPED OFF BU OZZ AND NEIL. WAITING FOR A GAME TO PACK OFTEN TAKES HOURS AND YOU STILL HAVE TO GET IT WORKING AFTERWARDS. ONE MEG SINGLE PART FILES OF BOOT DISKS TAKE THE LONGEST TO COMPILE (TRY DOING ONE AND SEE WHAT I MEAN). FORMATTING DISKS TO BE USED FOR A CD PLUS TRANSFERRING ALL THE THE GAMES ONTO A DISK ALSO TAKES UP TIME ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A LOT OF FILES AND THIS IS ONE THING I (WAS NOT WAS) AM SICK OF DOING , SO OZZ IS TAKING OVER FOR A WHILE SO THAT I CAN GET CREDIT FOR COMPACTING GAMES INSTEAD OF COMPILING MENUS WHERE NO RECOGNITION IS GAINED. I'VE COMPILED NEARLY 100 CD'S SO NOW I'M HAVING A BREAK. TO COMPILE A CD YOU HAVE TO BUILD UP THE GAME TITLES AND BLOCK DRAG THEM ONTO A PIC , SELECT A TUNE AND GET IT WORKING WITH THE MENU , WRITE BORING SCROLLERS AND WORK OUT WHICH TITLES CAN NOT BE AUTORUN. THIS MIGHT NOT SOUND LIKE MUCH BUT IT ALL TAKES TIME AND BELEIVE ME IT DOES! WHEN ALL IS DONE THE NEW MENUS HAVE TO BE COPIED AND DISTRIBUTED TO ALL MEMBERS OF THE GROUP (ANYWAY LIKE TO FOOT THE BILL OF SENDING THE CD'S TO SHARAZ DOWN UNDER?). ANYWAY , NOW THAT I'VE GOT THE COMPLAINING OVER HERE IS THE REST OF THE UPPER SCROLL ------- HELLO ------- GOODBYE -------       � _GREETINGS GO TO � - � THE SUNNYBOYS - THE FALLEN ANGELS - WEIRD SCIENCE - KAM - BIRDY - THE MEDWAY BOYS - THE REVOLUTION - THE GIGABYTE CREW - SEWER SOFTWARE - THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY - THE REPLICANTS. � �GREET US AND WE'LL GREET YOU , ELSE GET LOST!      

                        � � REDONE FOR NEW TOS MACHINESg AUTOMATION PROUDLY PRESENT COMPACT DISK \[] � �l � � THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM \d_^g �A MESSAGE TO THE CRITICS g g g START APPRECIATING OUR TIME SPENT COMPILING THESE MENUSg OUR ARTISTS SPEND HOURS DRAWING DECENT GRAPHICS SO THAT WE CAN HAVE A DIFFERENT PICTURE EVERY DISKg OZZ h NEIL OF COR BLIMEY AND WAS iNOT WASj SPEND TIME RIPPING TUNES OUT OF GAMES h THE MAJORITY OF THEM RIPPED OFF BY OZZ AND NEILg WAITING FOR A GAME TO PACK OFTEN TAKES HOURS AND YOU STILL HAVE TO GET IT WORKING AFTERWARDSg ONE MEG SINGLE PART FILES OF BOOT DISKS TAKE THE LONGEST TO COMPILE iTRY DOING ONE AND SEE WHAT I MEANjg FORMATTING DISKS TO BE USED FOR A CD PLUS TRANSFERRING ALL THE THE GAMES ONTO A DISK ALSO TAKES UP TIME ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT A LOT OF FILES AND THIS IS ONE THING I iWAS NOT WASj AM SICK OF DOING h SO OZZ IS TAKING OVER FOR A WHILE SO THAT I CAN GET CREDIT FOR COMPACTING GAMES INSTEAD OF COMPILING MENUS WHERE NO RECOGNITION IS GAINEDg I HAVE COMPILED NEARLY \[[ CDS SO NOW I AM HAVING A BREAKg TO COMPILE A CD YOU HAVE TO BUILD UP THE GAME TITLES AND BLOCK DRAG THEM ONTO A PIC h SELECT A TUNE AND GET IT WORKING WITH THE MENU h WRITE BORING SCROLLERS AND WORK OUT WHICH TITLES CAN NOT BE AUTORUNg THIS MIGHT NOT SOUND LIKE MUCH BUT IT ALL TAKES TIME AND BELIEVE ME IT DOESe WHEN ALL IS DONE THE NEW MENUS HAVE TO BE COPIED AND DISTRIBUTED TO ALL MEMBERS OF THE GROUP iANYWAY LIKE TO FOOT THE BILL OF SENDING THE CDS TO SHARAZ DOWN UNDERfjg ANYWAY h NOW THAT I HAVE GOT THE COMPLAINING OVER HERE IS THE REST OF THE SCROLLER lllllll HELLO lllllll GOODBYE lllllll       � GREETINGS GO TO � l � THE SUNNYBOYS l THE FALLEN ANGELS l WEIRD SCIENCE l KAM l BIRDY l THE MEDWAY BOYS l THE REVOLUTION l THE GIGABYTE CREW l THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY l THE REPLICANTSg � �GREET US AND WE WILL GREET YOU h ELSE GET LOST

WELL HERE WE ARE ON DISK 103, � � THIS MAY BE THE LAST TIME WE USE THIS MENU, AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED WE HAVE BEEN USING IT A LOT, BUT BEFORE YOU BITCH ABOUT THAT FACT, REMEMBER THIS � � WE HAVE OVER 100 MENU'S AND UNFORTUNATELY IF WE WROTE A DIFFERENT MENU FOR EACH ONE WE WOULD HAVE ISSUED ONLY ABOUT 20 OF THEM, SO THAT IS WHY WE RE-USE THE CODE, ANYWAY WE NOW USE DIFFERENT GRAPHIX ON ALL OUR MENU'S            SO IF YOU WANT TO WRITE A NEW INTRO FOR EVERY MENU WE RELEASE (APPROX. 10-15 A MONTH) CONTACT US, YOU MUST BE A FAST CODER!                        _I HOPE YOU LIKE THE GRAPHICS ON THIS ONE AS THEY ARE DONE BY A NEW RECRUIT TO OUR FOLD, WATCH FOR MORE STUFF FROM HIM SOON       HE USED TO DO GRAPHIX FOR AC/DC MAN(SORRY ABC MAN), BUT AS HE IS ALL MOUTH AND NO PRODUCT, HE HAS NOT USED ANY OF THEM, SO AS THE ARTIST WANTED PEOPLE TO SEE HIS STUFF, HE CONTACTED US, � �OH BY THE WAY THE 'FAST' LOGO WAS DONE BY MARL(ABOUT TIME HE DID SOMETHING!)                  

                        � � REDONE FOR NEW TOS MACHINESg AUTOMATION PROUDLY PRESENT COMPACT DISK \[^ NOW RUNNING ON THE STEggggg � IF ANYONE WANTS A PARTICULAR MENU OR A GAME DONE BY US TO RUN ON THEIR ST THEN JUST PASS ON A MESSAGE THROUGH YOUR CONTACTS TO ME VAPOUR AND I WILL TRY AND SEE TO YOUR REQUESTg AFTER DOING THIS LAST LITTLE BATCH OF MENUS FOR THE STE I CAN NOW STATE THAT THERE ARE VERY VERY FEW LEFT TO REDO FOR THE NEW TOSg I HAVE ALSO BEEN PLANNING TO WRITE A PROGRAM TO CHECKSUM EVERY INDIVIDUAL FILE ON ALL MY COMPACTS SO YOU CAN FEED ALL YOUR MENUS THROUGH IT TO FIND OUT IF YOU HAVE ANY DUFF OR PRElALTERED FILES ON YOUR VERSIONg WE ARE TALKING AN EXTENSIVE AMOUNT OF TYPING FOR ME TO DO THISg I WOULD HAVE TO TYPE IN ALL FILENAMES WITH ITS CHECKSUM VALUE AMONST OTHER USEFUL INFOg WITH `[[ DISKS ON THE CARDS WE ARE LOOKING AT SEVERAL THOUSAND FILENAMES TO TYPEg I LIKE THE IDEA BUT I AM NOT IMPRESSED WITH THE TIME FACTOR INVOLVED IN DOING ITg SO MAYBE YOU WILL NOT SEE THIS IDEAg OKg THIS IS THE DAY I DECIDED TO RELEASE MENU `[[g I ALSO FIXED THE EMPIRES BAD CRACK OF THE SPY WHO LOVED ME WHICH HAS STILL GOT MANUAL PROTECTION REQUESTS ON LEVEL

                        � THIS IS MENU \[_       � � NUMBER \[_ IN A SERIES OF \[_e       THE GROOVY SCROLLER WAS WRITTEN BY THE SUBlHUMANS IN TURKEY             DO AUTOMATION EVER REST FOR A MINUTEh WELL I AM AFRAID NOTe       SO THOSE LOOKING TO KNOCK US OFF OUR THRONE WILL HAVE TO TRY VERY HARD AS WE DO NOT INTEND TO STOP FOR A LONG TIME YETe             BYE BYE FOR NOW       �

                        � THIS IS MENU \[_       � � NUMBER \[_ IN A SERIES OF \[_e       THE GROOVY SCROLLER WAS WRITTEN BY THE SUBlHUMANS IN TURKEY             DO AUTOMATION EVER REST FOR A MINUTEh WELL I AM AFRAID NOTe       SO THOSE LOOKING TO KNOCK US OFF OUR THRONE WILL HAVE TO TRY VERY HARD AS WE DO NOT INTEND TO STOP FOR A LONG TIME YETe             BYE BYE FOR NOW       �

AUTOMATION PRESENTS DISK \[`                         � �WELL ON THIS ONE YOU WILL NOTICE THAT YET AGAIN WE SHOW THE OPPOSITION HOW TO HACKe       � THIS DISKS SLAGGING MUST GO TO A BUNCH OF WAGS CALLING THEMSELVES       � ATOMIC       � THEY ARE MERRILY SLAGGING US AND SAYING HOW BAD EVERYBODY ELSE IS      YET HAVE YOU SEEN THEIR DISK            MOST OF IT IS JUNK AND BADLY PACKED JUNK AT THATh AND WHAT IS THIS THUNDER CRAP             � � THUNDER HAS GOT TO BE THE WORST PACKER ON ANY COMPUTER       SO WHAT LESSON SHOULD THEY LEARN FROM THIS       � IF YOU ARE LAME DONT SLAG OTHER PEOPLE OFFee                   � BYE BYE             �

AUTOMATION PRESENTS DISK \[`                         � �WELL ON THIS ONE YOU WILL NOTICE THAT YET AGAIN WE SHOW THE OPPOSITION HOW TO HACKe       � THIS DISKS SLAGGING MUST GO TO A BUNCH OF WAGS CALLING THEMSELVES       � ATOMIC       � THEY ARE MERRILY SLAGGING US AND SAYING HOW BAD EVERYBODY ELSE IS      YET HAVE YOU SEEN THEIR DISK            MOST OF IT IS JUNK AND BADLY PACKED JUNK AT THATh AND WHAT IS THIS THUNDER CRAP             � � THUNDER HAS GOT TO BE THE WORST PACKER ON ANY COMPUTER       SO WHAT LESSON SHOULD THEY LEARN FROM THIS       � IF YOU ARE LAME DONT SLAG OTHER PEOPLE OFFee                   � BYE BYE             �

� � AUTOMATION � n DISK \[a       WELL HERE WE ARE AGAINg      SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE SEEN A SMALLER VERSION OF RVF HONDAh BUT DO NOT BE TRICKED FOR THOSE VERSIONS HAVE HAD THE EXTRA BITS YOU GET IN \ MEG REMOVEDh NICE MOVE GUYSe       �ANYWAY OUR VERSION IS � �\[[ PERCENTe       �THANX TO THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY FOR THIS CUTE SCROLLER � �WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK OF OUR NEW GRAFIX MANh PRETTY FAB GRAFIXh DONT YOU THINKf       �MORE FROM HIM SOON       � TIME TO GOh � �LOADS OF GREETINGS ON \[bh � HONEST

� � AUTOMATION � } DISK 106       WELL HERE WE ARE AGAIN.      SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE SEEN A SMALLER VERSION OF RVF HONDA, BUT DO NOT BE TRICKED FOR THOSE VERSIONS HAVE HAD THE EXTRA BITS YOU GET IN 1 MEG REMOVED, NICE MOVE GUYS!       �ANYWAY OUR VERSION IS � �100 PERCENT!       �THANX TO THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY FOR THIS CUTE SCROLLER � �WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK OF OUR NEW GRAFIX MAN, PRETTY FAB GRAFIX, DONT YOU THINK?       �MORE FROM HIM SOON       � TIME TO GO, � �LOADS OF GREETINGS ON 107, � HONEST!             �

� � AUTOMATION �n DISK \[b       ONE MORE TIME WE DO THE BUSINESS      `[[ HERE WE COME       � �WELL FIRST OF ALL SOME INFORMATION      THERE APPEARS TO BE TWO VERSIONS OF DISK \[` GOING AROUND � \ DUFF AND \ OKAY       � THE WAY TO TELL IS IF XYBOTS WORKS ON A `\]K MACHINE iYES IT IS A SINGLE PART � �YES ALL THE LEVELS ARE THERE INCLUDING THE MASTER XYBOTj       � � WELL I HAVE DECIDED TO DO THE MEGA GREETINGS ON A LATER MENU � � WHYf �BECAUSE THIS IS THE SEVENTH MENU I HAVE DONE THIS WEEK � �PHEWe       � NO TIME GOT TO DO THE NEXT ONE             � �HIYA HAL � � WHERES � BATMANe            

� � AUTOMATION �} DISK 107       ONE MORE TIME WE DO THE BUSINESS      500 HERE WE COME       � �WELL FIRST OF ALL SOME INFORMATION      THERE APPEARS TO BE TWO VERSIONS OF DISK 105 GOING AROUND � 1 DUFF AND 1 OKAY       � THE WAY TO TELL IS IF XYBOTS WORKS ON A 512K MACHINE (YES IT IS A SINGLE PART � �YES ALL THE LEVELS ARE THERE INCLUDING THE MASTER XYBOT)       � � WELL I HAVE DECIDED TO DO THE MEGA GREETINGS ON A LATER MENU � � WHY? �BECAUSE THIS IS THE SEVENTH MENU I HAVE DONE THIS WEEK � �PHEW!       � NO TIME GOT TO DO THE NEXT ONE             � �HIYA HAL � � WHERES � BATMAN!            

AUTOMATION 108      1 - SEX VIXENS      2 - TETRIS 2      _AUTOMATION PRESENT DISK 108       � � YES I KNOW IT IS THAT SCROLLER AGAIN , BUT I HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE THIS TIME       �THERE IS NO ROOM ON THE PICTURE FOR THE GAME NAMES , SO RATHER THAN RUIN A GREAT PICTURE THE GAME NAMES ARE IN THE TOP SCROLLER , SO THERE!!!       � � HELLO TO      HAL , SERVO , THE PRESIDENT , EDITMAN , THE REPLICANTS , SPECIAL FX , THE MEDWAY BOYS , REVOLUTION , SEWER SOFTWARE , PIRASOFT/ACU , CLIMAX , A-HA , TURNIP , AND ALL ELSE WHO KNOW US!      _

                        � � REDONE FOR NEW TOS MACHINESg �THIS MENU CONTAINS SEX VIXENS AND TETRIS IIg � BOTH RUN FROM THE DESKTOP SO PRESS SPACE TO EXIT MENUg �AUTOMATION PROUDLY PRESENT COMPACT DISK \[c NOW RUNNING ON THE STEggggg � IF ANYONE WANTS A PARTICULAR MENU OR A GAME DONE BY US TO RUN ON THEIR ST THEN JUST PASS ON A MESSAGE THROUGH YOUR CONTACTS TO ME VAPOUR AND I WILL TRY AND SEE TO YOUR REQUESTg AFTER DOING THIS LAST LITTLE BATCH OF MENUS FOR THE STE I CAN NOW STATE THAT THERE ARE VERY VERY FEW LEFT TO REDO FOR THE NEW TOSg I HAVE ALSO BEEN PLANNING TO WRITE A PROGRAM TO CHECKSUM EVERY INDIVIDUAL FILE ON ALL MY COMPACTS SO YOU CAN FEED ALL YOUR MENUS THROUGH IT TO FIND OUT IF YOU HAVE ANY DUFF OR PRElALTERED FILES ON YOUR VERSIONg WE ARE TALKING AN EXTENSIVE AMOUNT OF TYPING FOR ME TO DO THISg I WOULD HAVE TO TYPE IN ALL FILENAMES WITH ITS CHECKSUM VALUE AMONST OTHER USEFUL INFOg WITH `[[ DISKS ON THE CARDS WE ARE LOOKING AT SEVERAL THOUSAND FILENAMES TO TYPEg I LIKE THE IDEA BUT I AM NOT IMPRESSED WITH THE TIME FACTOR INVOLVED IN DOING ITg SO MAYBE YOU WILL NOT SEE THIS IDEAg OKg THIS IS THE DAY I DECIDED TO RELEASE MENU `[[g I ALSO FIXED THE EMPIRES BAD CRACK OF THE SPY WHO LOVED ME WHICH HAS STILL GOT MANUAL PROTECTION REQUESTS ON LEVEL

� � AUTOMATION �n DISK \[d       � �THERE HAS BEEN A BIT OF A DELAY IN GETTING THIS ONE OUTh BUT HERE IT IS AT LAST � � WELL THE OBVIOUS STAR OF THIS DISK IS THE \ MEG VERSION OF CIRCUS ATTRACTIONS       � OTHER NEWS � WELL THE MAIN BIT OF GOOD NEWS IS THAT THE BAD BREW CREWiBBCj WILL BE WORKING WITH US TO ACHIEVE THE ULTIMATE SET OF COMPACTED DISKS iARE THEY ALREADYf j � � SO WATCH OUT FOR SOME FAB HACKS REAL SOON       COMING SHORTLY �COMPACTER V^g[ � �THE BEST KEEP GETTING BETTER � �WOT NO COMPETITIONeeeeee                   �HELLO WORLD             � �

� � AUTOMATION �} DISK 109       � �THERE HAS BEEN A BIT OF A DELAY IN GETTING THIS ONE OUT, BUT HERE IT IS AT LAST � � WELL THE OBVIOUS STAR OF THIS DISK IS THE 1 MEG VERSION OF CIRCUS ATTRACTIONS       � OTHER NEWS � WELL THE MAIN BIT OF GOOD NEWS IS THAT THE BAD BREW CREW(BBC) WILL BE WORKING WITH US TO ACHIEVE THE ULTIMATE SET OF COMPACTED DISKS (ARE THEY ALREADY? ) � � SO WATCH OUT FOR SOME FAB HACKS REAL SOON       COMING SHORTLY �COMPACTER V3.0 � �THE BEST KEEP GETTING BETTER � �WOT NO COMPETITION!!!!!!                   �HELLO WORLD             � �

     AUTOMATION  n DISK \\^             YES WE ARE STILL GOING       EVEN IF OUR SUMMER OUTPUT IS A LITTLE BIT ON THE SLOW SIDE        FIRST A BIG HELLO TO    n DELLMD      iGET DEALING WITH HAL    HE IS A LITTLE WARPED   BUT A GOOD GUY   l    HEY HAL WHERE IS MY COPY OF HELPej      THAT BRINGS ME TO AN INTERESTING QUESTION    HAS ANYBODY OUT THERE GOT A COPY OF THE BEATLES FILM     n  HELPe     IF YOU HAVE CONTACT US IMMEDIATELY AND I WILL GUARANTEE YOU ALL THE LATEST STUFF AS WE DO IT       GET CHECKING THOSE VIDEO TAPESee               ON WITH THE SCROLL     I MUST GIVE OUT A LITTLE BIT OF INFORMATION TO THE MEDWAY BOYS      YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW THIS    BUT YOUR DISK \_ HAS A LITTLE FILE CALLED PHOBIAOgDAT MISSING     UNFORTUNATELY WITHOUT IT YOU CANNOT COMPLETE THE GAME AS IT DEMANDS DISK A BACKe        AND ON THE MATTER OF PHOBIA   WHY DID YOU NOT PACK ALL THE DATA FILES     THEY SHRUNK QUITE WELLe                HI TO THE FOLLOWING COMPACTION GREATS        l        USe      h    BBC    h    REVOLUTION      ALSO A HI TO THE FOLLOWING NOT SO GOOD COMPACTION PEOPLE       l      MEDWAY BOYS h BIRDY h TIMELORDS h THE POWER GENERATION iDONT TRY TO COMPETE WITH US ON COMPACTING STUFF    WE WILL BLOW YOU AWAYej              NOW FOR A JOKE      A GROUP CALLED ATOMIC        GET ONE OF THEIR DISKS AND HAVE A GOOD LAUGH                   WOT NO COMPETITIONeeeeee           OH I NEARLY FORGOT A BIG HI TO THE EDITMAN AND HALe               

     AUTOMATION  n DISK \\^             YES WE ARE STILL GOING       EVEN IF OUR SUMMER OUTPUT IS A LITTLE BIT ON THE SLOW SIDE        FIRST A BIG HELLO TO    n DELLMD      iGET DEALING WITH HAL    HE IS A LITTLE WARPED   BUT A GOOD GUY   l    HEY HAL WHERE IS MY COPY OF HELPej      THAT BRINGS ME TO AN INTERESTING QUESTION    HAS ANYBODY OUT THERE GOT A COPY OF THE BEATLES FILM     n  HELPe     IF YOU HAVE CONTACT US IMMEDIATELY AND I WILL GUARANTEE YOU ALL THE LATEST STUFF AS WE DO IT       GET CHECKING THOSE VIDEO TAPESee               ON WITH THE SCROLL     I MUST GIVE OUT A LITTLE BIT OF INFORMATION TO THE MEDWAY BOYS      YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW THIS    BUT YOUR DISK \_ HAS A LITTLE FILE CALLED PHOBIAOgDAT MISSING     UNFORTUNATELY WITHOUT IT YOU CANNOT COMPLETE THE GAME AS IT DEMANDS DISK A BACKe        AND ON THE MATTER OF PHOBIA   WHY DID YOU NOT PACK ALL THE DATA FILES     THEY SHRUNK QUITE WELLe                HI TO THE FOLLOWING COMPACTION GREATS        l        USe      h    BBC    h    REVOLUTION      ALSO A HI TO THE FOLLOWING NOT SO GOOD COMPACTION PEOPLE       l      MEDWAY BOYS h BIRDY h TIMELORDS h THE POWER GENERATION iDONT TRY TO COMPETE WITH US ON COMPACTING STUFF    WE WILL BLOW YOU AWAYej              NOW FOR A JOKE      A GROUP CALLED ATOMIC        GET ONE OF THEIR DISKS AND HAVE A GOOD LAUGH                   WOT NO COMPETITIONeeeeee           OH I NEARLY FORGOT A BIG HI TO THE EDITMAN AND HALe               

     AUTOMATION  n DISK \\_             WELL HERE WE HAVE DISK \\_     ON THIS ONE WE INCLUDE JAWS iCOMPLETE WITH ALL INTRO AND MUSICj        PHOBIA iINCLUDES ALL LEVELS   TRAINER ON THE KEYPAD STAR KEYej           AS YOU NOTICE THEY ARE BOTH FULLY COMPLETE VERSIONS OF THE GAMES               WELL WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE AUTOMATION WORLD         WELL FIRST OF ALL   WASiNOT WASj IS SEMIlRETIRING     WHYf     WELL I DO NOT REALLY KNOW WHY      BUT HERE IS A CLUE       IT IS A ROLLING STONES SONG     IT BEGINS WITH UNDER AND ENDS WITH THUMB               GUESSED IT YETf         BUT ON THE GOOD SIDE     THE BBC HAVE NOW TEAMED UP WITH US        THE AUTOMATION JUGGERNAUT ROLLS ONe             WELL NEXT TO DO IS CHARIOTS OF WRATH       I WONDER IF WE WILL BE THE ONLY GROUP TO PACK ALL THE FILES          WELL OUR PACKER IS THE ONLY ONE THAT WILL BEAT THE ONE THAT IT IS ALREADY PACKED WITH        VERSION ^ WILL BE HERE REAL SOON         IF YOU WANT TO GET HOLD OF A BETTER PACKER EASILY  WHY NOT TRY LOOKING AT SOME PC PACKERS   AS THE BEST ONES ON THAT MACHINE BEAT ANY ON ST OR AMIGAe       SO GET A PC     LEARN SOME c[ca AND GET RIPPING     WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DO NOT HAVE A PC AND YOU DO NOT KNOW ANY c[ca     WHAT KIND OF A HACKER ARE YOU ANYWAYf                   HEY HALh WHO IS THIS DELLMD CHAP         OH WELL TIME TO GO       BYE BYE FOR NOWe                      

     AUTOMATION  n DISK \\_             WELL HERE WE HAVE DISK \\_     ON THIS ONE WE INCLUDE JAWS iCOMPLETE WITH ALL INTRO AND MUSICj        PHOBIA iINCLUDES ALL LEVELS   TRAINER ON THE KEYPAD STAR KEYej           AS YOU NOTICE THEY ARE BOTH FULLY COMPLETE VERSIONS OF THE GAMES               WELL WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE AUTOMATION WORLD         WELL FIRST OF ALL   WASiNOT WASj IS SEMIlRETIRING     WHYf     WELL I DO NOT REALLY KNOW WHY      BUT HERE IS A CLUE       IT IS A ROLLING STONES SONG     IT BEGINS WITH UNDER AND ENDS WITH THUMB               GUESSED IT YETf         BUT ON THE GOOD SIDE     THE BBC HAVE NOW TEAMED UP WITH US        THE AUTOMATION JUGGERNAUT ROLLS ONe             WELL NEXT TO DO IS CHARIOTS OF WRATH       I WONDER IF WE WILL BE THE ONLY GROUP TO PACK ALL THE FILES          WELL OUR PACKER IS THE ONLY ONE THAT WILL BEAT THE ONE THAT IT IS ALREADY PACKED WITH        VERSION ^ WILL BE HERE REAL SOON         IF YOU WANT TO GET HOLD OF A BETTER PACKER EASILY  WHY NOT TRY LOOKING AT SOME PC PACKERS   AS THE BEST ONES ON THAT MACHINE BEAT ANY ON ST OR AMIGAe       SO GET A PC     LEARN SOME c[ca AND GET RIPPING     WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DO NOT HAVE A PC AND YOU DO NOT KNOW ANY c[ca     WHAT KIND OF A HACKER ARE YOU ANYWAYf                   HEY HALh WHO IS THIS DELLMD CHAP         OH WELL TIME TO GO       BYE BYE FOR NOWe                      

pqrstuvwxyz{|}  PRESENT   [     DISK 115     [ώ         [  0 FOR 50/60 HZ  [ώ    YES INDEED FOLKS,    WE CONTINUE ON OUR MERRY WAY DISK BY DISK    AS YOU READ THIS I SHOULD BE FINISHING OFF THE DISKS UPTO 120              WHO SAYS WE WONT MAKE 200!!!         WELL ONTO MORE IMPORTANT THINGS    I HOPE YOU LIKE THE PICTURE ABOVE, IT IS YET ANOTHER FAB PIC FROM OUR NEW ARTIST WAYNE      YOU MAY HAVE SEEN SOME OF THE PICTURES HE HAS DONE IN OTHER PLACES     HOW DID THEY GET THERE?       WELL THE PHRASE 'THIEVING SCUM' COMES TO MIND         WE ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE HE HAS ALLOWED TO USE HIS PICTURES,  SO IF YOU ARE THINKING OF USING ONE OF HIS PICTURES THINK AGAIN,  FOR YOU WILL BE REVEALED TO BE A THIEVING BASTED AND WE WILL INFORM THE ENTIRE ST COMMUNITY (WOT NO STREET CRED ANYMORE!)         GREETINGS TIME       [  MEGA GREETINGS  [ώTHE PRESIDENT, PIRASOFT/ACU, REPLICANTS, MCA, MEDWAY BOYS, SERVO        [ NORMAL GREETINGS [ώ TO OVERLANDERS, A-HA, TEX, TNT-CREW, EPSILON, THE ELITE SQUAD, SPECIAL FX, CAREBEARS, I.C.G., XXX INTERNATIONAL, SEWER SOFTWARE, TURNIP, KAM, DELLMD, THE GUDDIES, ANDY WOZ, JOHN P. IN GREECE, BIRDY, EQUINOX, SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY, BLUE SYSTEM, 42-CREW, B.O.S.S., DELTA FORCE, FALLEN ANGELS, ELECTRO SOFT, WEIRD SCIENCE, THE SUNNY BOYS, LEVEL 16, REVOLUTION, HACKATARIMAN, FLEXIBLE FRONT, 1001-CREW, SYNC, OMEGA, THE LOST BOYS, RADICAL SYSTEMS, GHOST, VECTOR, ANTI-AMIGA CREW, 2 LIFE CREW, THE GIMMERS AT ROGUE, NO CREW, TSUNOO RHILTY, STCS, TIMBO, DR TYPO, ZAPHOD, 007, LEGEND, ANGELS OF MERCY, AMIGA YORKSHIRE, THE LIGHT TEAM, THE CONSTELLATIONS, AN-COOL, GIGABYTE CREW, B COOL, CLIMAX, MAC-MAN, KEN,           PHEW!    [ GRAFIX GREETINGS [ώ    GO TO IAN.C, WAYNE, PURSY, TIMELORD, V2.10                 PHEW!     [  FUCKINGS GO TO  [ώ     TURBO CRACKERS(FOR CHANGING OUR SCROLLERS    SCUM!!!), THE POWERS THAT BE, WORKING GAMES AND OTHER TEXT/DISK EDIT MERCHANTS!                       NOW HAVE I FORGOTTEN ANYONE                    NO I DONT THINK SO                         [  VIDEO GREETING  [ώ      TO EDITMAN             AND             HAL             ONCE UPON A TIME.... 

pqrstuvwxyz{|}  PRESENT   [     DISK 116     [ώ         [  0 FOR 50/60 HZ  [ώ     WELL YOU WILL NOTICE THAT THIS DISKS CONTAINS 3 PACKS BY SHARAZ JEK , WE HAVE NOT HAD MUCH OF HIS WORK ON OUR DISKS RECENTLY , SO TO SHOW YOU ALL THAT HE IS STILL ONE OF THE FINEST HACKERS/PACKERS ON THE ST, WE DEDICATE THIS DISK TO HIM, WHO SAID SUNDOG WOULD NEVER BE PACKED             ALSO ON THIS DISK WE HAVE THE RETURN OF IAN ON THE GRAFIX FRONT, WE HAVE BEEN SHOWCASING WAYNE FOR THE LAST 10 OR SO DISKS, BUT AS YOU CAN SEE IAN IS BACK WITH A VENGEANCE          GARFIELD PIC BY MARL         AN OLD PICTURE FROM HIM, BUT HAVE YOU TRIED TO GET HIM TO DO SOMETHING!        [  MEGA GREETINGS  [ώTHE PRESIDENT, PIRASOFT/ACU, REPLICANTS, MCA, MEDWAY BOYS, SERVO        [ NORMAL GREETINGS [ώ TO OVERLANDERS, A-HA, TEX, TNT-CREW, EPSILON, THE ELITE SQUAD, SPECIAL FX, CAREBEARS, I.C.G., XXX INTERNATIONAL, SEWER SOFTWARE, TURNIP, KAM, DELLMD, THE GUDDIES, ANDY WOZ, JOHN P. IN GREECE, BIRDY, EQUINOX, SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY, BLUE SYSTEM, 42-CREW, B.O.S.S., DELTA FORCE, FALLEN ANGELS, ELECTRO SOFT, WEIRD SCIENCE, THE SUNNY BOYS, LEVEL 16, REVOLUTION, HACKATARIMAN, FLEXIBLE FRONT, 1001-CREW, SYNC, OMEGA, THE LOST BOYS, RADICAL SYSTEMS, GHOST, VECTOR, ANTI-AMIGA CREW, 2 LIFE CREW, THE GIMMERS AT ROGUE, NO CREW, TSUNOO RHILTY, STCS, TIMBO, DR TYPO, ZAPHOD, 007, LEGEND, ANGELS OF MERCY, AMIGA YORKSHIRE, THE LIGHT TEAM, THE CONSTELLATIONS, AN-COOL, GIGABYTE CREW, B COOL, CLIMAX, MAC-MAN, KEN,           PHEW!    [ GRAFIX GREETINGS [ώ    GO TO IAN.C, WAYNE, PURSY, TIMELORD, V2.10                 PHEW!     [  FUCKINGS GO TO  [ώ     TURBO CRACKERS(FOR CHANGING OUR SCROLLERS    SCUM!!!), THE POWERS THAT BE, WORKING GAMES AND OTHER TEXT/DISK EDIT MERCHANTS!                       NOW HAVE I FORGOTTEN ANYONE                    NO I DONT THINK SO                         [  VIDEO GREETING  [ώ      TO EDITMAN             AND             HAL             ONCE UPON A TIME.... 

pqrstuvwxyz{|}  PRESENT   [     DISK 116     [ώ         [  0 FOR 50/60 HZ  [ώ     WELL YOU WILL NOTICE THAT THIS DISKS CONTAINS 3 PACKS BY SHARAZ JEK , WE HAVE NOT HAD MUCH OF HIS WORK ON OUR DISKS RECENTLY , SO TO SHOW YOU ALL THAT HE IS STILL ONE OF THE FINEST HACKERS/PACKERS ON THE ST, WE DEDICATE THIS DISK TO HIM, WHO SAID SUNDOG WOULD NEVER BE PACKED             ALSO ON THIS DISK WE HAVE THE RETURN OF IAN ON THE GRAFIX FRONT, WE HAVE BEEN SHOWCASING WAYNE FOR THE LAST 10 OR SO DISKS, BUT AS YOU CAN SEE IAN IS BACK WITH A VENGEANCE          GARFIELD PIC BY MARL         AN OLD PICTURE FROM HIM, BUT HAVE YOU TRIED TO GET HIM TO DO SOMETHING!        [  MEGA GREETINGS  [ώTHE PRESIDENT, PIRASOFT/ACU, REPLICANTS, MCA, MEDWAY BOYS, SERVO        [ NORMAL GREETINGS [ώ TO OVERLANDERS, A-HA, TEX, TNT-CREW, EPSILON, THE ELITE SQUAD, SPECIAL FX, CAREBEARS, I.C.G., XXX INTERNATIONAL, SEWER SOFTWARE, TURNIP, KAM, DELLMD, THE GUDDIES, ANDY WOZ, JOHN P. IN GREECE, BIRDY, EQUINOX, SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY, BLUE SYSTEM, 42-CREW, B.O.S.S., DELTA FORCE, FALLEN ANGELS, ELECTRO SOFT, WEIRD SCIENCE, THE SUNNY BOYS, LEVEL 16, REVOLUTION, HACKATARIMAN, FLEXIBLE FRONT, 1001-CREW, SYNC, OMEGA, THE LOST BOYS, RADICAL SYSTEMS, GHOST, VECTOR, ANTI-AMIGA CREW, 2 LIFE CREW, THE GIMMERS AT ROGUE, NO CREW, TSUNOO RHILTY, STCS, TIMBO, DR TYPO, ZAPHOD, 007, LEGEND, ANGELS OF MERCY, AMIGA YORKSHIRE, THE LIGHT TEAM, THE CONSTELLATIONS, AN-COOL, GIGABYTE CREW, B COOL, CLIMAX, MAC-MAN, KEN,           PHEW!    [ GRAFIX GREETINGS [ώ    GO TO IAN.C, WAYNE, PURSY, TIMELORD, V2.10                 PHEW!     [  FUCKINGS GO TO  [ώ     TURBO CRACKERS(FOR CHANGING OUR SCROLLERS    SCUM!!!), THE POWERS THAT BE, WORKING GAMES AND OTHER TEXT/DISK EDIT MERCHANTS!                       NOW HAVE I FORGOTTEN ANYONE                    NO I DONT THINK SO                         [  VIDEO GREETING  [ώ      TO EDITMAN             AND             HAL             ONCE UPON A TIME.... 

     AUTOMATION PROUDLY  PRESENT   [     DISK 117     [ώ         [  0 FOR 50/60 HZ  [ώ     IMPORTANT INFO FOR THIS DISK IS THE RETIREMENT OF WAS(NOT WAS),    YES INDEED HE IS HANGING UP HIS HACKING TOOLS AND RETIRING,  THIS IS DUE TO MANY PRESSURES, BUT THE REST OF US AT AUTOMATION ARE GOING TO CARRY ON           ON THIS DISK YOU MAY FIND THAT SPHERIACL CAN BE TOUCHY PROGRAM, ON SOME MACHINES IT IGNORES THE KEYBOARD!            ON THIS ONE YOU MAY NOTICE A DEMO OF A GAME, AS WE ALREADY KNOW THE FINAL GAME WILL NOT BE GOING ONTO ONE OF OUR MENU'S, WE DECIDED TO INCLUDE THE DEMO,   A MESSAGE TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO WILL NO DOUBT HACK BLOOD MONEY      TRY AND PACK IT SUCKERS!                    YET ANOTHER FAB PICTURE BY IAN ON THIS ONE, COME ON IAN WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF GRAFIX BY YOU      WE DO NOT WANT TO END UP LIKE SOME GROUPS STEALING GRAFIX OR USING CRAP PICTURES         SO THAT ABOUT DOES IT FOR NOW     TIME TO SAY A FEW HELLO'S          [  MEGA GREETINGS  [ώTHE PRESIDENT, PIRASOFT/ACU, REPLICANTS, MCA, MEDWAY BOYS, SERVO        [ NORMAL GREETINGS [ώ TO OVERLANDERS, A-HA, TEX, TNT-CREW, EPSILON, THE ELITE SQUAD, SPECIAL FX, CAREBEARS, I.C.G., XXX INTERNATIONAL, SEWER SOFTWARE, TURNIP, KAM, THE GUDDIES, ANDY WOZ, JOHN P. IN GREECE, BIRDY, EQUINOX, SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY, BLUE SYSTEM, 42-CREW, B.O.S.S., DELTA FORCE, FALLEN ANGELS, ELECTRO SOFT, WEIRD SCIENCE, THE SUNNY BOYS, LEVEL 16, REVOLUTION, HACKATARIMAN, FLEXIBLE FRONT, 1001-CREW, SYNC, OMEGA, THE LOST BOYS, RADICAL SYSTEMS, GHOST, VECTOR, ANTI-AMIGA CREW, 2 LIFE CREW, THE GIMMERS AT ROGUE, NO CREW, TSUNOO RHILTY, STCS, TIMBO, DR TYPO, ZAPHOD, 007, LEGEND, ANGELS OF MERCY, AMIGA YORKSHIRE, THE LIGHT TEAM, THE CONSTELLATIONS, AN-COOL, GIGABYTE CREW, B COOL, CLIMAX, MAC-MAN, KEN,           PHEW!    [ GRAFIX GREETINGS [ώ    GO TO IAN.C, WAYNE, PURSY, TIMELORD, V2.10                 PHEW!     [  FUCKINGS GO TO  [ώ     TURBO CRACKERS(FOR CHANGING OUR SCROLLERS    SCUM!!!), THE POWERS THAT BE, WORKING GAMES AND OTHER TEXT/DISK EDIT MERCHANTS!                       NOW HAVE I FORGOTTEN ANYONE                    NO I DONT THINK SO                         [  VIDEO GREETING  [ώ      TO HAL AND EDITMAN                    ONCE UPON A TIME.... 

     AUTOMATION PROUDLY  PRESENT   [     DISK 117     [ώ         [  0 FOR 50/60 HZ  [ώ     IMPORTANT INFO FOR THIS DISK IS THE RETIREMENT OF WAS(NOT WAS),    YES INDEED HE IS HANGING UP HIS HACKING TOOLS AND RETIRING,  THIS IS DUE TO MANY PRESSURES, BUT THE REST OF US AT AUTOMATION ARE GOING TO CARRY ON           THIS IS CD 117 ISSUE 2. THE FULL VERSION OF SPHERICAL HAS BEEN PLACED ON CD 150 AS IT WOULD NOT FIT ON THIS DISK.    ON THIS ONE YOU MAY NOTICE A DEMO OF A GAME, AS WE ALREADY KNOW THE FINAL GAME WILL NOT BE GOING ONTO ONE OF OUR MENU'S, WE DECIDED TO INCLUDE THE DEMO,   A MESSAGE TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO WILL NO DOUBT HACK BLOOD MONEY      TRY AND PACK IT SUCKERS!                    YET ANOTHER FAB PICTURE BY IAN ON THIS ONE, COME ON IAN WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF GRAFIX BY YOU      WE DO NOT WANT TO END UP LIKE SOME GROUPS STEALING GRAFIX OR USING CRAP PICTURES         SO THAT ABOUT DOES IT FOR NOW     TIME TO SAY A FEW HELLO'S          [  MEGA GREETINGS  [ώTHE PRESIDENT, PIRASOFT/ACU, REPLICANTS, MCA, MEDWAY BOYS, SERVO        [ NORMAL GREETINGS [ώ TO OVERLANDERS, A-HA, TEX, TNT-CREW, EPSILON, THE ELITE SQUAD, SPECIAL FX, CAREBEARS, I.C.G., XXX INTERNATIONAL, SEWER SOFTWARE, TURNIP, KAM, THE GUDDIES, ANDY WOZ, JOHN P. IN GREECE, BIRDY, EQUINOX, SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY, BLUE SYSTEM, 42-CREW, B.O.S.S., DELTA FORCE, FALLEN ANGELS, ELECTRO SOFT, WEIRD SCIENCE, THE SUNNY BOYS, LEVEL 16, REVOLUTION, HACKATARIMAN, FLEXIBLE FRONT, 1001-CREW, SYNC, OMEGA, THE LOST BOYS, RADICAL SYSTEMS, GHOST, VECTOR, ANTI-AMIGA CREW, 2 LIFE CREW, THE GIMMERS AT ROGUE, NO CREW, TSUNOO RHILTY, STCS, TIMBO, DR TYPO, ZAPHOD, 007, LEGEND, ANGELS OF MERCY, AMIGA YORKSHIRE, THE LIGHT TEAM, THE CONSTELLATIONS, AN-COOL, GIGABYTE CREW, B COOL, CLIMAX, MAC-MAN, KEN,           PHEW!    [ GRAFIX GREETINGS [ώ    GO TO IAN.C, WAYNE, PURSY, TIMELORD, V2.10                 PHEW!     [  FUCKINGS GO TO  [ώ     TURBO CRACKERS(FOR CHANGING OUR SCROLLERS    SCUM!!!), THE POWERS THAT BE, WORKING GAMES AND OTHER TEXT/DISK EDIT MERCHANTS!                       NOW HAVE I FORGOTTEN ANYONE                    NO I DONT THINK SO                         [  VIDEO GREETING  [ώ      TO HAL AND EDITMAN                    ONCE UPON A TIME.... 

WELCOME TO DISK 118                  THE FOLLOWING SCROLL TEXT WAS NOT WRITTEN BY US (AUTOMATION), SO ANYTHING IN IT IS NOTHING TO DO WITH US, SO DO NOT MOAN AT US ABOUT ITS CONTENT!         -       THIS PARTICULAR SCROLLER IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY.......[       HAL       [ώ[     EDITMAN     [ώ[    HIGHLANDER   [ώ THE 3 OF US WERE AT OUR LITTLE SECRET MEETING PLACE IN LEEDS WHEN WE ALL GOT SHANGHIED BY A BIG BUNCH OF PIRATES WHO TOOK US TO EUROPES LARGEST BEER FESTIVAL. EVEN THOUGH HIGHLANDER IS TO YOUNG TO DRINK IT DID NOT STOP HIM. THE EDITMAN  WAS DRIVING, SO HE JUST FOUND NEW WAYS OF MAKING MONEY (AS USUAL).....BUT ALL I WANTED TO KNOW WAS WHO WAS THAT GIRL WAS IN THE WHITE TOP AND BLACK SKIN TIGHT TROUSERS. SO ANYWAY IT IS NOW 3.50 AM  ON FRIDAY THE 4TH OF AUGUST. YAWN ZZZZZZZZZZ......SORRY THAT WAS THE EDITMAN TRYING TO SLEEP.SO NOW FOR SOME INTERESTING NEWS, WAS MIGHT AS WELL OF RETIRED THATS IF HE HAS NOT ALREADY. PERSONAL MESSAGE FROM ME ( HAL ) TO MARL....COME ON PULLS YER FINGER OUT LAD, ALSO WHERE IS MY GRAPHIC INTRO. AND NOW FOR THE JOKES.........LEE W OF ORACLE ON THE AMIGA, BAZIL THE SO CALLED VIDEO CONTACT IN LONDON  BETTER KNOWN AS THE PROFESSIONAL BULLSHIT ARTIST (MESS ME OR ANYBODY ELSE UP I KNOW AND YOUR PHONE NO.  IS GOING ON ONE  OF THESE SCROLLERS) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.ANOTHER PERSONNEL MESSAGE FROM ME TO SS-KEBAB (WHAT DO YOU THINK OF PICTURE OF GARFIELD ON DISK 117 THEN) ALSO KEV IF YOU SKIT MY EX GIRLFRIEND ON YOUR SCROLLER AGAIN I WILL BUT YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS IN THE MERSEY MART AS A LONELY HEART. YET ANOTHER PERSONNEL MESSAGE, TO THE MASTERS OF MUTATION (COME ON GUYS IT'S ABOUT TIME WE SEEN SOME PROGRESS). AND NOW IT'S OVER TO THE EDITMAN ................. THANKS HAL                         EDITMAN HERE.....     LETS TALK FILMS.......    HAS ANYONE OUT THERE GOT A COPY OF          BATMAN                     IF THE ANSWER TO THAT  QUESTION IS YES              THEN       STOP      TELLING       PORKY PIES.          HERE IS THE LATEST EDITMAN FILM LIST .    IT IS NO. 7 TO BE PRECISE .........  STARTING WITH THE BEST QUALITY FILMS    THE SERPENT AND THE RAINBOW, SHAME, DEAD HEAT, CINDERELLA, LADY AND THE TRAMP, THEY LIVE, RUNNING ON EMPTY AND NOW FOR THE U.S.A. CONVERTION   TWINS, MY STEPMOTHER IS AN ALIEN, THE ACCUSSED, WITHOUT A CLUE, DEAD POOL, DEAD RINGERS,  PUNCHLINES, CLEAN AND SOBER, MAC AND ME, AND GOOD QUALITY PIRATES ARE ELM ST 4, HELLRAISER II, COCOON : THE RETURN, WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT, RAIN MAN, DEEP STAR SIX, FAREWELL TO THE KING, BETRAYED, THE JUNGLE BOOK, PETER PAN, SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS, KICKBOXER, TRUE BELIEVER AND THE LATEST TO ARRIVED AT THE EDITMAN FILM STUDIO ARE LEVIATHAN, FLETCH LIVES,  DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS, THE BURBS, BILL AND TEDS EXELLENT ADVENTURE, THE FLY II.      WELL I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THAT LOOK AT HOLLYWOODS LATEST FILMS. NOW FOR A FEW MESSAGES TO CONTACTS AROUND THE WORLD.      HELLO TO GLENN FROM CRAMLINGTON KEEP THE SOFTWARE AND COMPACTS COMING. NOW TO   HOT  REELS  ώ KEEP THE MEGA FILMS COMING AND WHERE IS BATMAN SON, HOPE TO SEE YOU AT THE P.C. SHOW. NOW ALEX YOU FINALLY SEND YOUR COPY OF INDY III BUT I AM AFRAID IT WAS NOT SUITABLE FOR THE FILM LIST. HAS ANYONE HEARD OF STEVE ( ITS ON THE TABLE) BAK?                NO               I THOUGHT SO.       HI BILL      WHAT HAPPENED TO THE 40 DISCS OF NEW STUFF? SORRY TO HEAR THAT WAS NOT WAS HAS FINALLY RETRIED GOOD LUCK IN THE NEW JOB AS (HEN PECKED HUSBAND). DAVE ARE YOU PLAYING FOOTBALL ON SUNDAY OR MANAGING THE SIDE. ERIC NEWMEN WHO LIVES IN CLEVELAND OHIO    WHERE ARE THE 15 DISC I SENT YOU,  YOU F**K B****D.   A BIG AND MEGA HELLO TO NIK IN SWEDEN THE FILMS ARE ON THE WAY. ALSO GOODAY TO JEFF & SHARAZ ARE YOU BOTH DEAD  IN AUSTRALIA, COME ON GET SENDING THOSE FILMS, I HOPE TO RING YOU SOON. SCOOTER I HOPE TO GET THE NEIGHBOURS TAPE FOR  YOUR WIFE BEFORE THE YEAR IS OUT.  BY THE WAY BEFORE I WAKE HIGHLANDER UP YOU MUST BE WONDERING WHO THE EDITMAN IS, WELL I AM THE MAJOR SUPPIER OF FILMS TO OZZ & WAS NOT WAS. O.K. THE TIME IS 6.15am...SO I WILL PASS YOU ON TO HIGHLANDER....... THIS IS    HIGHLANDER   [ώώ WELL I'LL MAKE THIS SHORT AS I AM VERY TIRED. AT THE BEER THINGIE WELL I HAVE HAD THE BEST BEER EVER, CALLED DARK ASSASIN AND DOES IT BLOW YOU UP. WELL THAT IS THE UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR A QUICK F??? OFF TO LEE WHO IS A PAIN UP EVERY ONES ARSE.HOW ARE WE GOING FOR THE LONGEST SCROLL HEY!. NOW I'LL MOVE ON TO THE GREETINGS :- THEY GO TO :- DEREK.K (IN LONDON),WIERD SCIENCE,S.H.A.G,REVOLUTION,MEDWAY BOYS, THE MASTERS OF MUTATION,ESPECIALLY THE MUCUS MEMBRANES AND MAXWELL, KEBAB, PHIL OF DESTINY, SCOOTER AND THE LADS, MINER MATTHEW,ETC OH AND MAYBE BIRDY......SIGNED HAL,THE EDITMAN & HIGHLANDER..........                                       

WELCOME TO DISK 118                  THE FOLLOWING SCROLL HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH AUTOMATION, SO ANYTHING IN IT THAT IS INSULTING IS NOT OUR PROBLEM         -       THIS PARTICULAR SCROLLER IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY.......[       HAL       [ώ[     EDITMAN     [ώ[    HIGHLANDER   [ώ THE 3 OF US WERE AT OUR LITTLE SECRET MEETING PLACE IN LEEDS WHEN WE ALL GOT SHANGHIED BY A BIG BUNCH OF PIRATES WHO TOOK US TO EUROPES LARGEST BEER FESTIVAL. EVEN THOUGH HIGHLANDER IS TO YOUNG TO DRINK IT DIDN'T STOP HIM.THE EDITMAN  WAS DRIVING, SO HE JUST FOUND NEW WAYS OF MAKING MONEY (AS USUAL).....BUT ALL I WANTED TO KNOW WAS WHO WAS THAT GIRL WAS IN THE WHITE TOP AND BLACK SKIN TIGHT TROUSERS. SO ANYWAY IT IS NOW 3.50 am ON FRIDAY THE 4th OF AUGUST.YAWN ZZZZZZZZZZ......SORRY THAT WAS THE EDITMAN TRYING TO SLEEP.SO NOW FOR SOME INTERESTING NEWS, WAS MIGHT AS WELL OF RETIRED THATS IF HE HASN'T ALREADY. PERSONNEL MESSAGE FROM ME ( HAL ) TO MARL....COME ON PULLS YER FINGER OUT LAD, ALSO WHERE'S MY GRAPHIC INTRO. AND NOW FOR THE JOKES.........LEE W OF ORACLE ON THE AMIGA,BAZIL THE SO CALLED VIDEO CONTACT IN LONDON  BETTER KNOWN AS THE PROFESSIONAL BULLSHIT ARTIST (MESS ME OR ANYBODY ELSE UP I KNOW AND YOUR PHONE No IS GOING ON ONE  OF THESE SCROLLERS) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.ANOTHER PERSONNEL MESSAGE FROM ME TO SS-KEBAB (WHAT DO YOU THINK OF PICTURE OF GARFIELD ON DISK 117 THEN) ALSO KEV IF YOU SKIT MY EX-GIRL-FRIEND ON YOUR SCROLLER AGAIN I WILL BUT YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS IN THE MERSEY MART AS A LONELY HEART. YET ANOTHER PERSONNEL MESSAGE, TO THE MASTERS OF MUTATION (COME ON GUYS IT'S ABOUT TIME WE SEEN SOME PROGRESS). AND NOW IT'S OVER TO THE EDITMAN ................. THANKS HAL                         EDITMAN HERE.....     LETS TALK FILMS.......    HAS ANYONE OUT THERE GOT A COPY OF          BATMAN                     IF THE ANSWER TO THAT  QUESTION IS YES              THEN       STOP      TELLING       PORKY PIES.          HERE IS THE LATEST EDITMAN FILM LIST .    IT IS No 7 TO BE PROCISE .........  STARTING WITH THE BEST QUALITY FILMS    THE SERPENT & THE RAINBOW, SHAME, DEAD HEAT, CINDERELLA, LADY &THE TRAMP, THEY LIVE, RUNNING ON EMPTY AND NOW FOR THE U.S.A. CONVERTION   TWINS, MY STEPMOTHER IS AN ALIEN, THE ACCUSSED, WITHOUT A CLUE, DEEAD POOL, DEAD RINGERS, PUNCHLINES, PUNCHLINE`S, CLEAN & SOBER, MAC & ME, AND GOOD QUALITY PIRATES ARE ELM ST 4, HELLRAISER II, COCOON : THE RETURN, WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT, RAIN MAN, DEEP STAR SIX, FAREWELL TO THE KING, BETRAYED, THE JUNGLE BOOK, PETER PAN, SNOW WHITE & THE SEVEN DWARF`S, KICKBOXER, TRUE BELIEVER AND THE LATEST TO ARRIVED AT THE EDITMAN FILM STUDIO ARE LEVIATHAN, FLETCH LIVES,  DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDREL`S, THE `BURB`S, BILL & TED`S EXELLENT ADVENTURE, THE FLY II.      WELL I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THAT LOOK AT HOLLYWOOD`S LATEST FILMS. NOW FOR A FEW MESSAGES TO CONTACTS AROUND THE WORLD.      HELLO TO GLENN FROM CRAMLINGTON KEEP THE SOFTWARE AND COMPACTS COMING. NOW TO   HOT  REELS  ώ KEEP THE MEGA FILMS COMING AND WHERE IS BATMAN SON, HOPE TO SEE YOU AT THE P.C. SHOW. NOW ALEX YOU FINALY SEND YOUR COPY OF INDY III BUT I AM AFRAID IT WAS NOT SUITABLE FOR THE FILM LIST. HAS ANYONE HEARD OF STEVE ( IT`S ON THE TABLE) BAK?                NO               I THOUGHT SO.       HI BILL      WHAT HAPPENED TO THE 40 DISC`S OF NEW STUFF? SORRY TO HEAR THAT WAS NOT WAS HAS FINALLY RETRIED GOOD LUCK IN THE NEW JOB AS (HEN PECKED HUSBAND). DAVE ARE YOU PLAYING FOOTBALL ON SUNDAY OR MANAGING THE SIDE. ERIC NEWMEN WHO LIVES IN CLEVELAND OHIO    WHERE ARE THE 15 DISC I SENT YOU,  YOU F**K B****D.   A BIG AND MEGA HELLO TO NIK IN SWEDEN THE FILMS ARE ON THE WAY. ALSO GOODAY TO JEFF & SHARAZ ARE YOU BOTH DEAD  IN AUSTRALIA, COME ON GET SENDING THOSE FILMS, I HOPE TO RING YOU SOON. SCOOTER I HOPE TO GET THE NEIGHBOURS TAPE FOR  YOUR WIFE BEFORE THE YEAR IS OUT.  BY THE WAY BEFORE I WAKE HIGHLANDER UP YOU MUST BE WONDERING WHO THE EDITMAN IS WELL I AM THE MAJOR SUPPIER OF FILMS TO OZZ & WAS NOT WAS. O.K. THE TIME IS 6.15am...SO I WILL PASS YOU ON TO HIGHLANDER....... THIS IS    HIGHLANDER   [ώώ WELL I'LL MAKE THIS SHORT AS I AM VERY TIRED. AT THE BEER THINGIE WELL I HAVE HAD THE BEST BEER EVER,CALLED DARK ASSASIN AND DOES IT BLOW YOU UP.WELL THAT IS THE UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR A QUICK F??? OFF TO LEE WHO IS A PAIN UP EVERY ONES ARSE.HOW ARE WE GOING FOR THE LONGEST SCROLL HEY!.NOW I'LL MOVE ON TO THE GREETINGS :- THEY GO TO :- DEREK.K (IN LONDON),WIERD SCIENCE,S.H.A.G,REVOLUTION,MEDWAY BOYS, THE MASTERS OF MUTATION,ESPECIALLY THE MUCUS MEMBRANES & MAXWELL,KEBAB,PHIL OF DESTINY,SCOOTER AND THE LADS,MINER MATHEW,ETC OH AND MAYBE BIRDY......SIGNED HAL,THE EDITMAN & HIGHLANDER..........                           

THIS IS DISK 119              WELL THE BEER FESTIVAL IS OVER AND TIME TO GET BACK TO THE BUSINESS OF HACKING, AT THE FESTIVAL WE TRIED JUST OVER 100 BEERS AND SEVERAL ASSORTED GERMAN AND BELGIAN MEGA BIERS!!     AND WE ALSO GOT THROUGH A LARGE AMOUNT OF BRATWURST AND GRILLWURST            ROLL ON 1990!        THE NEXT EVENT IS THE PC SHOW, BUT I DO NOT THINK I WILL BE THERE, AFTER LAST YEAR WAS SOOOOO BOOOORRRRIIIINNNNGGGG        SO WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY BUT    BYE BYE FOR NOW             OH BY THE WAY DISK 120 THRU TILL 122 WILL BE DONE BY THE BBC       SO WATCH OUT FOR THEM!           SEE YA                                 

THIS IS DISK 119              WELL THE BEER FESTIVAL IS OVER AND TIME TO GET BACK TO THE BUSINESS OF HACKING, AT THE FESTIVAL WE TRIED JUST OVER 100 BEERS AND SEVERAL ASSORTED GERMAN AND BELGIAN MEGA BIERS!!     AND WE ALSO GOT THROUGH A LARGE AMOUNT OF BRATWURST AND GRILLWURST            ROLL ON 1990!        THE NEXT EVENT IS THE PC SHOW, BUT I DO NOT THINK I WILL BE THERE, AFTER LAST YEAR WAS SOOOOO BOOOORRRRIIIINNNNGGGG        SO WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY BUT    BYE BYE FOR NOW             OH BY THE WAY DISK 120 THRU TILL 122 WILL BE DONE BY THE BBC       SO WATCH OUT FOR THEM!           SEE YA                                 

               HI THERE FOLKS AND WELCOME TO AUTOMATION DISK 120, THIS IS ANDY THE ARFLING AT THE KEYBOARD DOING MY FIRST DISK UNDER THE AUTOMATION NAME SO I'LL KEEP THIS INTRO QUITE TAME, PLUS THERE ISN'T MUCH ROOM LEFT ON THE DISK. LOOKS FAMILIAR TO BBC 12 DOESN'T IT ?   COMING SOON WILL BE ALL THE GAMES FROM THE OLD BBC DISKS, REPACKED USING V2.3, ALSO ASTAROTH, CRASH GARRETT, SKY BLASTER, SKY FIGHTER, DOMINATOR AND MAYBE EVEN GAUNTLET II OR PRISON. I HAD ALL SORTS OF IDEAS AND INTERESTING TOPICS I WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT ON THIS DISK, BUT NOW I COME TO ACTUALLY WRITING THE MESSAGE,I CAN'T THINK OF A THING!!!  ERRR........CREDITS, ALL CODING BY ME, CHARACTER SET BY MR.MOO, OTHER GRAPHIX BY WAYNE, MUSIC BY CHRISPY NOODLE...... ERRRR....... GREETINGS TO THE REST OF AUTOMATION ,HOSKAS,ARMANI (SORRY OUR UNION DIDN'T WORK OUT, I HOPE YOU'RE NOT TOO DISAPPOINTED,I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO WORKING WITH YOU ON OUR PC-SHOW PROJECT),THE TIMELORDS  (HI T.T.C.,ULTRA MAGNETIC,ETC..), THE LOST BOYS,THE MEDWAYS BOYS, JOBIL AND JOHN, STAN THE MAN, HAL AND THE EDITMAN, ELECTRONIC IMAGES.... THAT'S IT FOR THE PEOPLE I KNOW, IF YOU'RE NOT INCLUDED CHECK OUT THE EARLY BBC DISKS THEN GIVE ME A CALL (HINT,HINT). NOW ONTO A MORE SERIOUS SUBJECT,WHY HAVE LONDON GROUPS STARTED ADDING "OF LONDON# TO THE END OF THEIR NAMES?  FIRST THERE WAS THE LOST BOYS OF LONDON,THEN THE TIMELORDS OF LONDON,WHAT NEXT,THE BBC OF LONDON?           WELL NOW, AS MY FIRST AUTOMATION SCROLLER DRAWS TO A CLOSE, AS NEIL PUTS IT, GET PRESSING.........CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERIO       

               THIS DISK NOW RUNS ON 4 MEG MACHINES (ONLY RICH PEOPLE WOULD KNOW THAT IT DID NOT WORK - HENCE NO ONE IN AUTOMATION KNEW!!)                    HI THERE FOLKS AND WELCOME TO AUTOMATION DISK 120, THIS IS ANDY THE ARFLING AT THE KEYBOARD DOING MY FIRST DISK UNDER THE AUTOMATION NAME SO I'LL KEEP THIS INTRO QUITE TAME, PLUS THERE ISN'T MUCH ROOM LEFT ON THE DISK. LOOKS FAMILIAR TO BBC 12 DOESN'T IT ?   COMING SOON WILL BE ALL THE GAMES FROM THE OLD BBC DISKS, REPACKED USING V2.3, ALSO ASTAROTH, CRASH GARRETT, SKY BLASTER, SKY FIGHTER, DOMINATOR AND MAYBE EVEN GAUNTLET II OR PRISON. I HAD ALL SORTS OF IDEAS AND INTERESTING TOPICS I WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT ON THIS DISK, BUT NOW I COME TO ACTUALLY WRITING THE MESSAGE,I CAN'T THINK OF A THING!!!  ERRR........CREDITS, ALL CODING BY ME, CHARACTER SET BY MR.MOO, OTHER GRAPHIX BY WAYNE, MUSIC BY CHRISPY NOODLE...... ERRRR....... GREETINGS TO THE REST OF AUTOMATION ,HOSKAS,ARMANI (SORRY OUR UNION DIDN'T WORK OUT, I HOPE YOU'RE NOT TOO DISAPPOINTED,I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO WORKING WITH YOU ON OUR PC-SHOW PROJECT),THE TIMELORDS  (HI T.T.C.,ULTRA MAGNETIC,ETC..), THE LOST BOYS,THE MEDWAYS BOYS, JOBIL AND JOHN, STAN THE MAN, HAL AND THE EDITMAN, ELECTRONIC IMAGES.... THAT'S IT FOR THE PEOPLE I KNOW, IF YOU'RE NOT INCLUDED CHECK OUT THE EARLY BBC DISKS THEN GIVE ME A CALL (HINT,HINT). NOW ONTO A MORE SERIOUS SUBJECT,WHY HAVE LONDON GROUPS STARTED ADDING "OF LONDON# TO THE END OF THEIR NAMES?  FIRST THERE WAS THE LOST BOYS OF LONDON,THEN THE TIMELORDS OF LONDON,WHAT NEXT,THE BBC OF LONDON?           WELL NOW, AS MY FIRST AUTOMATION SCROLLER DRAWS TO A CLOSE, AS NEIL PUTS IT, GET PRESSING.........CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERIO       

HERE WE GO AGAIN... � � AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 141 � � WELL, WITHOUT FURTHER A DO, LET'S ROLL THE CREDITS... � MENU CODING AND MUSIC RIPPING - NEIL OF COR BLIMEY � � GRAPHICS - IAN.C � � GREETINGS ARE SENT TO... � THE REPLICANTS (HI TO COBRA - R.AL - DOM - SNAKE AND FURY!) � - � THE CAREBEARS � - � THE OVERLANDERS � AND � THE MEDWAY BOYS � � AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF... � WAS (NOT ANY MORE WAS) � - � THE L.S.D � - � SHARAZ JEK � - � ME (NEIL) � - � THE UN-NAMEABLES � - � IAN.C � AND OUR LATEST MEMBER � VAPOUR! � � WATCH OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING TITLES COMING YOUR WAY SOON... � SILENT SERVICE � - � GOLDRUNNER II � - � RAINBOW WARRIER (INCLUDING DIGI SOUND!) � - � PAPERBOY � - � 5TH GEAR � - � PLUS NEARLY ALL OF THE SIERRA GAMES! � � WELL, THAT'S ALL FOR THIS SCROLLER SO UNTIL NEXT TIME... BYEEEEEE!      

WELCOME TO COMPACT DISK 142. HI TO THE REPLICANTS (SNAKE , COBRA , DOM , R.AL , FURY �, NINJA , ELWOOD) , THE OVERLANDERS (SKY METAL , STAN MERCURY , EPSILON , PEEWEE , SPEEDLIGHT , TYPHON , ZIGGY STARDUST) , DAVID FROM THE FALLEN ANGELS , GHOST , VECTOR , STAN THE MAN , TTC , HACKATARIMAN , THE MEDWAY BOYS , THE SUNNYBOYS , MCA , THE CAREBEARS , THE LORDS OF THE DISK , SEWER SOFTWARE , KAM , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE GIGABYTE CREW , LEVEL 16 , ARNO , THE LOST BOYS , TIMELORD (DONE ANY MORE PICS?) , PURSY , WAYNE , IAN.C , RADICAL SYSTEMS (HI BOB) , THE POMPEY PIRATES , THE LIGHT TEAM , AN COOL , DELTA FORCE , THE LOST BOYS , THE NEXT GENERATION , WEIRD SCIENCE , THE EMPIRE , SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY ETC. ETC. ETC.       _ VOTE FOR AUTOMATION

YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOO . . .       AUTOMATION PRESENT COMPACT DISK NUMBER 143. I , VAPOUR HAVE SPENT A LOT OF WASTEFUL HOURS CODING THIS BORDER SCROLLER TO WORK WITH MUSIC AND TO DISPLAY A SPECTRUM PICTURE. I AM SORRY THE FONT IS CRAP BUT I WAS RUNNING OUT OF TIME AND I WANTED TO GET THIS DISK OUT. I'II IMPROVE THE INTRO FOR THE NEXT IAN.C SPECTRUM PIC. ANYWAY , HERE'S A NEWS BULLETIN . . . 9 OUT OF 10 ST OWNERS SAID THEY PREFER AUTOMATION . . . . 10 OUT OF 10 A.B.C MEN SAID THEY PREFER YOUNG BOYS . . . . BUY A ONE MEG UPGRADE!       GET A ONE MEG DRIVE! OR HAVE YOUR BUILT IN HALF MEG DRIVE UPGRADED!       �IF YOU WANT A ONE MEG DRIVE THEN WE CAN SUPPLY YOU WITH ONE PLUS FITTING INSTRUCTIONS FOR 50 QUID! . . . . . GET IN TOUCH IF YOU ARE INTERESTED.      SEND US SOME GRAPHIX AND SEE MORE COMPACTS . . . . SPECTRUM PICCY BY IAN.C , CODING BY VAPOUR.       �IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?       � GREETINGS GO TO TEX , THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , THE POWER GENERATION , QUARTET , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , JOHN.P IN GREECE , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .

YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOO . . .       �HERE IS ANOTHER SPECCY MENU NOW COMPATABLE WITH THE STE.... �AUTOMATION PRESENT COMPACT DISK NUMBER 143. I , VAPOUR HAVE SPENT A LOT OF WASTEFUL HOURS CODING THIS BORDER SCROLLER TO WORK WITH MUSIC AND TO DISPLAY A SPECTRUM PICTURE. I AM SORRY THE FONT IS CRAP BUT I WAS RUNNING OUT OF TIME AND I WANTED TO GET THIS DISK OUT. I'II IMPROVE THE INTRO FOR THE NEXT IAN.C SPECTRUM PIC. ANYWAY , HERE'S A NEWS BULLETIN . . . 9 OUT OF 10 ST OWNERS SAID THEY PREFER AUTOMATION . . . . 10 OUT OF 10 A.B.C MEN SAID THEY PREFER YOUNG BOYS . . . . BUY A ONE MEG UPGRADE!       GET A ONE MEG DRIVE! OR HAVE YOUR BUILT IN HALF MEG DRIVE UPGRADED!       �IF YOU WANT A ONE MEG DRIVE THEN WE CAN SUPPLY YOU WITH ONE PLUS FITTING INSTRUCTIONS FOR 50 QUID! . . . . . GET IN TOUCH IF YOU ARE INTERESTED.      SEND US SOME GRAPHIX AND SEE MORE COMPACTS . . . . SPECTRUM PICCY BY IAN.C , CODING BY VAPOUR.       �IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?       � GREETINGS GO TO TEX , THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , THE POWER GENERATION , QUARTET , , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , JOHN.P IN GREECE , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .

�AUTOMATION PRESENTS MENU NO. 144 ...... HI FOLKS FROM THE A.B.C. MAN ... WELL HERE WE SIT AT A.B.C. HEADQUARTERS WITH THREE 1040'S PACKING AND TESTING SIX MENU'S WITH MORE TO COME BEFORE MORNING. (OZZ IS PACKING STUFF , SHOLIN TEMPLE AND TOMB ARE TESTING THEM AND CHRIS R HAS THE JOB OF RENUMBERING MY VIDEO COLLECTION) � ..... � OZZ KEEPS TELLING ME TO STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE MESS BUT THE HOUSE LOOKS LIKE A NUCLEAR BOMB JUST SCORED A DIRECT HIT!!! � (AS WELL AS THE ST'S AND THE FURNITURE THERE ARE 4 TV'S/MONITORS , 3 VIDEO'S , 385 VHS CASSETTES , 1 HIFI AND DISKS AND STUFF EVERYWHERE) .... THE �A.B.C. MAN SENDS GREETINGS TO OZZ , EVERYONE ELSE IN AUTOMATION ( EXCEPT ONE AND HE KNOWS WHO I MEAN) , THE REPLICANTS , THE UNION (ESPECIALLY DARYL FROM TEX), THE MEDWAY BOYS , MIKE B , SHOLIN TEMPLE , BILBO THE DILDO , RICK (THE DICK) LONG (CAN I HAVE MY ROGER RABBIT BACK SOMETIME) , BIRDY (LONG TIME NO SEE) , HOSKAS FROM REVOLUTION .... OH AND A MESSAGE TO MIKE FROM CASS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NEW COPY OF LETHAL WEAPON 2 YOU PROMISED ME LAST WEEK , ALSO A BIG HI TO EDITMAN (NUMBER ONE VIDEO SUPPLIER). THATS ALL FOR NOW EXCEPT THAT I HOPE TO BE BACK ON THE ST SOON AND I THANK AUTOMATION FOR ALLOWING ME TO SPEAK TO YOU ON THE SCROLLER. � �HOPE TO DO SO AGAIN SOON � �FROM THE A.B.C. MAN �.............. � �

�AUTOMATION PRESENTS MENU NO. 144 ...... HI FOLKS FROM THE A.B.C. MAN ... WELL HERE WE SIT AT A.B.C. HEADQUARTERS WITH THREE 1040'S PACKING AND TESTING SIX MENU'S WITH MORE TO COME BEFORE MORNING. (OZZ IS PACKING STUFF , SHOLIN TEMPLE AND TOMB ARE TESTING THEM AND CHRIS R HAS THE JOB OF RENUMBERING MY VIDEO COLLECTION) � ..... � OZZ KEEPS TELLING ME TO STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE MESS BUT THE HOUSE LOOKS LIKE A NUCLEAR BOMB JUST SCORED A DIRECT HIT!!! � (AS WELL AS THE ST'S AND THE FURNITURE THERE ARE 4 TV'S/MONITORS , 3 VIDEO'S , 385 VHS CASSETTES , 1 HIFI AND DISKS AND STUFF EVERYWHERE) .... THE �A.B.C. MAN SENDS GREETINGS TO OZZ , EVERYONE ELSE IN AUTOMATION ( EXCEPT ONE AND HE KNOWS WHO I MEAN) , THE REPLICANTS , THE UNION (ESPECIALLY DARYL FROM TEX), THE MEDWAY BOYS , MIKE B , SHOLIN TEMPLE , BILBO THE DILDO , RICK (THE DICK) LONG (CAN I HAVE MY ROGER RABBIT BACK SOMETIME) , BIRDY (LONG TIME NO SEE) , HOSKAS FROM REVOLUTION .... OH AND A MESSAGE TO MIKE FROM CASS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NEW COPY OF LETHAL WEAPON 2 YOU PROMISED ME LAST WEEK , ALSO A BIG HI TO EDITMAN (NUMBER ONE VIDEO SUPPLIER). THATS ALL FOR NOW EXCEPT THAT I HOPE TO BE BACK ON THE ST SOON AND I THANK AUTOMATION FOR ALLOWING ME TO SPEAK TO YOU ON THE SCROLLER. � �HOPE TO DO SO AGAIN SOON � �FROM THE A.B.C. MAN �.............. � �

� � THERE IS ROOM ON THIS DISK FOR A FEW SPITFIRE 40 SAVE GAMES....      THE LAW OF "# PRESENTS $%& COMPACT MENU 145 - ALL CODING, GRAFIX, FONT, TRIG-TABLE AND RASTERS BY THE LAW. � � TRY PRESSING [SPACE].......       � DO YOU LIKE THE ROTATING DOTS? � NOT QUITE AS GOOD AS ANDY THE ARFLING'S, BUT THIS IS MY 1ST ATTEMPT AT ANY TRIG IN ASSEMBLER!!       � NOW THE INTERESTING BIT, THE GREETINGS:-      THESE GO TO THE FOLLOWING......      ALL THE OTHERS IN $%& (HEY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY, I LIKE THE PROPORTIONAL FONT!), THE REPLICANTS (WHY DID YOU GREET EVERYONE ELSE EXCEPT OZZ AND ME IN DYNAMITE DUX?), THE CAREBEARS (VERY, VERY, VERY NICE CUDDLY DEMO - BUT WHAT IS THE SECRET CODE WHICH IS COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE TO READ IN THE SPREADPOINT DEMO?), M.C.A. (IS ANYONE ELSE IN THE BLADERUNNERS STILL GOING?),             AND NOW SOME SPECIAL GREETINGS:-       � MEGA HELLO TO:-      COL AND BRI, MAL, BOB, NEIL AND CHRIS, DACK (THANX FOR THE VIDEOS!), DEAN (LOOK ANOTHER ~~GREETING~~ FOR YOU!), AND PHILL (IF YOU ARE READING THIS PLEASE, PLEASE 'PHONE SOON!!).      I WILL LEAVE YOU WITH THIS FINAL MESSAGE: �WILL ANDY THE ARFLING CONTACT "# IMMEDIATLY......       LETS WRAP........ 10 09 08 07 06 05 04 03 02 01 -------->                   �

AUTOMATION CD 146...........       � � abc OF jkl IS HERE ONCE AGAIN....... � �AT THE END OF THIS SCROLL I WILL LIST SOME CHEATS......      RIGHT - THAT MUST HAVE GOT YOUR ATTENTION! � � THIS MENU WAS CODED BY abc � �GHOSTBUSTERS LOGO BY abc       FONT BY PHILL � � MUSIC BY -MAD MAX- OF THE EXCEPTIONS �(FROM THE REPLICANTS ELIMENTAL INTRO) � ALSO MINOR GRAFIX HELP BY NEIL E. � � vwxyz{ CONSISTS OF:- �def �ghi �jkl �mno �pqr �stu AND |}~       abc SAYS HELLO TO:- � -MAD MAX-, DACK, COL, BRI, MAL, BOB, CHRIS, NEIL E, SIMON, DEAN, def ghi mno pqr stu AND |}~ , �THE REPLICANTS, THE CAREBEARS, THE EXCEPTIONS, LEVEL 16, DELTA FORCE, TNT CREW, MCA, SYNC, OMEGA, THE BLADERUNNERS, THE MEDWAY BOYS, AND THE LOST BOYS (I MET YOU AT THE SHOW, BUT I DIDN'T TELL YOU WHO I WAS!) AND BIRDY! � AND NOW GREETS TO PEOPLE WHO MAY OR MAY NOT STILL BE GOING... � �007, KAM, 42-CREW, A-HA, AND DELIGHT! � RIGHT, NOW FOR THE CHEATS....... � �CD 105 - XYBOTS (*) � � CD 114 - PHOBIA (*) � � CD 121 - ASTAROTH (*) � � CD 129 - GEMINI WING (*)      CD 136 - APB (ESC) � � CD 136 - GIANA SISTERS - TRY BOTH H AND K (DIFFERENT CHEATS) � � CD 137 - AMMOTRACK (BACKSPACE)      ....... WELL, THATS ENOUGH FOR YOU AT THIS TIME................             �

OH NO ITS MENU 147       � �WELL DO YOU KNOW JUST HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND SOMETHING INTERESTING TO SAY ON EVERY MENU , NO! , WELL I CAN TELL YOU IT IS MIGHTY DIFFICULT. I SUPPOSE THERE ARE AN AWFUL LOT OF VERY INTERESTING THINGS TO TYPE ABOUT , BUT AT THE MOMENT ALL OF THEM ESCAPE ME , SO WHAT DO YOU END UP WITH ?       �YES INDEED A SCROLLER LIKE THIS ONE , YOU HAVE TO ANSWER THE QUESTION ..... DO I HIT A KEY NOW OR KEEP READING , JUST IN CASE SOME CRITICALLY IMPORTANT PIECE OF INFORMATION GOES BY , THAT IS NOT VERY LIKELY BUT YOU NEVER CAN TELL , CAN YOU?       �WELL FIRST OF ALL A HEARTY UP YOURS GOES TO RIPPED OFF CD'S , FOR NO REAL REASON IN PARTICULAR , BY THE WAY WHO IS THIS 'DORK MD' OF LONDON GUY? �I THINK THERE WAS A SPELLING MISTAKE IN THERE BUT I AM NOT SURE!       � WELL THAT WAS TWO PEOPLE INSULTED , WHILE I AM AT IT I MIGHT AS WELL INSULT A FEW MORE SO HELLO TO HOL AND THE IDIOTMAN       I AM BORED ... LET ME TELL YOU A LONG , LONG STORY       ........

OH NO ITS MENU 147       � �WELL DO YOU KNOW JUST HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND SOMETHING INTERESTING TO SAY ON EVERY MENU , NO! , WELL I CAN TELL YOU IT IS MIGHTY DIFFICULT. I SUPPOSE THERE ARE AN AWFUL LOT OF VERY INTERESTING THINGS TO TYPE ABOUT , BUT AT THE MOMENT ALL OF THEM ESCAPE ME , SO WHAT DO YOU END UP WITH ?       �YES INDEED A SCROLLER LIKE THIS ONE , YOU HAVE TO ANSWER THE QUESTION ..... DO I HIT A KEY NOW OR KEEP READING , JUST IN CASE SOME CRITICALLY IMPORTANT PIECE OF INFORMATION GOES BY , THAT IS NOT VERY LIKELY BUT YOU NEVER CAN TELL , CAN YOU?       �WELL FIRST OF ALL A HEARTY UP YOURS GOES TO RIPPED OFF CD'S , FOR NO REAL REASON IN PARTICULAR , BY THE WAY WHO IS THIS 'DORK MD' OF LONDON GUY? �I THINK THERE WAS A SPELLING MISTAKE IN THERE BUT I AM NOT SURE!       � WELL THAT WAS TWO PEOPLE INSULTED , WHILE I AM AT IT I MIGHT AS WELL INSULT A FEW MORE SO HELLO TO HOL AND THE IDIOTMAN       I AM BORED ... LET ME TELL YOU A LONG , LONG STORY       ........

HI DISK 148A HERE - WELL WE NEARLY GOT THE GAMES: SUMMER EDITION ONTO ONE DISK , BUT NOT QUITE! �WHEN IT ASKS FOR ANY OTHER DISK INSERT DISK 148B AND LIKE WISE WHEN IT AGAIN ASKS FOR ANOTHER DISK INSERT DISK 148A AGAIN , I HOPE THAT IS NOT TOO HARD FOR YOU , THERE IS ALSO A PROGRAM ON THIS DISK FOR CREATING A HIGHSCORE TABLE IT DOES THIS ON THE BOOT SECTOR SO IF YOU WANT TO USE THIS DISK , THEN THAT IS UP TO YOU , ANYWAY I HAVE GOT SIX MORE MENU'S TO DO SO I WILL BID YOU FAREWELL FOR NOW BYE BYE      .........      

HI DISK 148A HERE - WELL WE NEARLY GOT THE GAMES: SUMMER EDITION ONTO ONE DISK , BUT NOT QUITE! �WHEN IT ASKS FOR ANY OTHER DISK INSERT DISK 148B AND LIKE WISE WHEN IT AGAIN ASKS FOR ANOTHER DISK INSERT DISK 148A AGAIN , I HOPE THAT IS NOT TOO HARD FOR YOU , THERE IS ALSO A PROGRAM ON THIS DISK FOR CREATING A HIGHSCORE TABLE IT DOES THIS ON THE BOOT SECTOR SO IF YOU WANT TO USE THIS DISK , THEN THAT IS UP TO YOU , ANYWAY I HAVE GOT SIX MORE MENU'S TO DO SO I WILL BID YOU FAREWELL FOR NOW BYE BYE      .........      

THIS IS MENU 148B , TO BE USED IN CONJUNCTION WITH DISK 148A - ALL BECAUSE SUMMER EDITION WOULD NOT FIT ON ONE DISK , MAYBE IN THE NEAR FUTURE WITH PACKER V3.0 , ANYWAY THERE ARE TWO OTHER GAMES ON HERE INCLUDING A FULLY WORKING VERSION OF BIO CHALLENGE! �AND A PIECE OF RUBBISH CALLED JUMP JET ANYWAY FIVE MORE MENU'S TO DO       .......... �

THIS IS MENU 148B , TO BE USED IN CONJUNCTION WITH DISK 148A - ALL BECAUSE SUMMER EDITION WOULD NOT FIT ON ONE DISK , MAYBE IN THE NEAR FUTURE WITH PACKER V3.0 , ANYWAY THERE ARE TWO OTHER GAMES ON HERE INCLUDING A FULLY WORKING VERSION OF BIO CHALLENGE! �AND A PIECE OF RUBBISH CALLED JUMP JET ANYWAY FIVE MORE MENU'S TO DO       .......... �

YEAH!!!       � MINDFIGHTER DOES NOT RUN ON 1.9 TOS 512K SYSTEMS BUT NEITHER DID THE ORIGINAL!........ � YOU HAVE ALSO BEEN LEFT APPROX 75K FOR YOUR 'TRIPPY' CREATIONS USING TRIP-A-TRON...... � GOOD MUSIC, EH?       �NICE ONE MAD MAX OF TEX!!! � �vwxyz{ �ARE � jkl � def � ghi � mno � stu � pqr � AND � |}~ � YOU CAN THANK THE REPLICANTS FOR THE MUSIC, 'COZ IT WAS RIPPED FROM THEIR BATTLE CHESS INTRO!!!       � � THE BATMAN LOGO, FONT AND vwxyz{ SIDE SCROLLERS WERE DRAWN BY PHILL. SPECIAL FONT GRAFIX BY abc AND NEIL E. � � ADDITIONAL ANNOYING GRAFIX HELP FROM NEIL E. � GREETING TIME:-       � �abc SAYS HI TO:- � MAD MAX OF THE EXCEPTIONS, THE REPLICANTS (KEEP USING GREAT MUSIC IN YOUR GREAT INTROS!), THE CAREBEARS, THE BLADERUNNERS, THE UNION, THE MEDWAY BOYS, AND ANY OTHER CREWS STILL ALIVE!       �ALSO HI TO:- � �COL AND BRI, MAL, DEAN, BOB, CHRIS, AND NEIL E., DACK AND ALL THE OTHERS IN vwxyz{ � �WRAP.                   �

WELCOME TO COMPACT DISK 150 � - � � MUSIC RIPPED FROM STRIDER BY VAPOUR! � HI TO THE REPLICANTS (SNAKE , COBRA , RATBOY , DOM , R.AL , ELWOOD) , THE OVERLANDERS (SKY METAL , STAN MERCURY , EPSILON , PEEWEE , SPEEDLIGHT , TYPHON , ZIGGY STARDUST) , DAVID FROM THE FALLEN ANGELS , GHOST , VECTOR , STAN THE MAN , TTC , HACKATARIMAN , THE MEDWAY BOYS , THE SUNNYBOYS , MCA , THE CAREBEARS , THE LORDS OF THE DISK , SEWER SOFTWARE , F.O.F.T , KAM , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE GIGABYTE CREW , TNT CREW , LEVEL 16 , ARNO , THE LOST BOYS , TIMELORD (DONE ANY MORE PICS?) , PURSY , WAYNE , IAN.C , RADICAL SYSTEMS (HI BOB) , THE POMPEI PIRATES , THE REVOLUTION , THE POWERS THAT BE , AN COOL , DELTA FORCE , ROB NORTHEN , ATG , MEGA CREW , THE POMPEI PIRATES , THE EMPIRE , SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY ETC. ETC. ETC.       _WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLACK MAN IN A DOCK? (DOCK AS IN COURT) . . . . . . . . GUILTY! . . . . . KEEP 'EM COMING MONTY!      WILL THE KEYS TO MY AIRPORT FIT YOUR KNICKERS? IT MIGHT BE LITTLE BUT IT CAN FILL A PRAM! �THE POMPEI PIRATES THINK THAT IT IS ONLY WORTHWHILE PACKING GAMES THAT THEY CONSIDER TO BE GOOD. THE THING IS THAT EVERYONE DOES NOT HAVE THE SAME PERSONAL TASTE , SO WE PACK EVERYTHING. THEY ARE ALSO ANOTHER GROUP WHO MAKE THEIR CLAIM TO FAME BY USING OUR JEK PACKER (AS WITH MOST GROUPS) AND THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE THE COURTESY TO CREDIT US FOR IT! THEY ALSO MOANED ABOUT OUR SILKWORM BEING A MEG FILE JUST BECAUSE THEY PACKED SOMEBODY ELSES 512K VERSION. IF THEY WANT TO BITCH ABOUT SUCH THINGS THEN THEIR VERSION OF SLAYER NEEDS ONE MEG WHERE OURS RUNS IN 512K! � � WRITE YOUR OWN PACKER . . . . .

AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 160. WE ARE THE BEST SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST!  C'MON YOU ARTISTIC PEOPLE! TRY YOUR HAND AT DOING US SOME GRAPHICS. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN F.O.F.T AND COW DUNG?                 THERE ARE NO DIFFERENCES WHATSOEVER!             GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , THE POMPEY PIRATES , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .

AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 160. WE ARE THE BEST SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST!  C'MON YOU ARTISTIC PEOPLE! TRY YOUR HAND AT DOING US SOME GRAPHICS. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN F.O.F.T AND COW DUNG?                 THERE ARE NO DIFFERENCES WHATSOEVER!             GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , THE POMPEY PIRATES , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .

HELLO, AND WELCOME TO vwxyz{ |}~ 161 - BROUGHT TO YOU BY abc         GOSH, HAVEN'T WE BEEN BUSY LATELY?  THIS MONTH HAS SEEN THE MOST vwxyz{ MENU RELEASES EVER.....  BETTER BUY SOME MORE BLANKS 'COS WE ARE NOT STOPPING YET!!!!    IMPORTANT NOTICE:  THE GUY IN LONDON SELLING OUR MENUS HAD BETTER STOP IT!  WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND IF YOU KEEP IT UP YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS WILL APPEAR ON A FUTURE SCROLLER!  YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!    WELL, NOW THAT HAS BEEN DONE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TALK ABOUT.....  LETS SEE......    OH, YES:- ANDY THE ARFLING GET IN TOUCH WITH ME!       BIRDY WHO?         HARDBALL IS QUITE OLD, BUT I THINK IT IS OK!  SO DON'T CALL IT BORING! (NEIL E. ARE YOU LISTENING!?!)      CONGRATULATIONS GO TO SPECTRUM HOLOBYTE FOR PRODUCING AN IMPROVED FALCON. I EVEN BOUGHT BOTH VERSIONS (AS WELL AS F-16 COMBAT PILOT!) SO YOU COULD SAY I LIKE FLIGHT SIMULATORS!   AS TO WHICH IS BETTER (FALCON OR F16)  THEY ARE BOTH EXCELLENT, AND BY USING DATALINK HEAD-TO-HEAD THEY ARE UNBEATABLE!       I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT THE MOST FUN I HAVE HAD ON MY ST LATELY IS PLAYING STUNT CAR RACER IN DATALINK MODE - WOW!!!     MEGA-MEGA-MEGA THANX TO DACK FOR MAKING ME A DATALINK CABLE, AND TO COL FOR LETTING ME HAVE STUNT CAR RACER!!       DOES ANYBODY KNOW THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF UNPACKED DATA ON OUR 160 PLUS DISKS?  NO?  NEITHER DO WE.   BUT CONSIDERING WE GET ABOUT EIGHT HUNDRED KILOBYTES OF PACKED CODE ONTO EACH DISK, THERE MUST BE A HELL OF A LOT!!!  THAT ALSO MEANS THAT MANY, MANY, MANY, MANY HOURS HAVE BEEN SPENT WATCHING THE PACKER GO % 01     % 02     % 03    ......   SO YOU HAD BETTER APPRECIATE US!!  (YOU DO, DON'T YOU?     YES, YOU MUST DO!!)       MENU CREDITS:  ALL CODING BY abc  GHOSTBUSTERS II LOGO BY MIKE.W    SONIX BY -MAD MAX- (FROM THE NEW YEAR DEMO)     IF OZZ THINKS BATMAN IS THE BEST FILM THIS YEAR HE CAN'T HAVE SEEN GHOSTBUSTERS II YET!!   IT'S GREAT....       JUST A SHORT GREETINGS LIST HERE:-     HI TO  THE REST OF  vwxyz{   (def  ghi  jkl  mno pqr AND  stu)   DACK  MAL  BOB  SIMON  COL  BRI  NEIL E.  CHRIS E.  DEAN (THANX FOR THE SOFTWARE - I DON'T GO IN FOR DEDICATIONS, BUT A BIG HI TO STEVE.W (INTRO HUNTER EXTRORDINAIRE) AND TOJO (FASTEST MEG UPGRADES IN THE WEST!))  AND -MAD MAX- FOR THE MUSIC (EVEN IF I 'BORROWED' IT!)              IT'S GETTING BORING, SO..................                     

AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 162.        BEAT THIS PICTURE FOR GRAFIX . . . . . IF YOU WANT TO GET IN TOUCH WITH F.O.F.T THEN FOLLOW THE MESS. WHY DO FLIES HANG AROUND F.O.F.T COMPACTS?         THEY ONLY CLING TO SHIT!      SEND US YOUR GRAPHIX AND WE WILL RELEASE COMPACTS AT A FASTER RATE AS WE STILL HAVE LOADS OF GEAR TO USE UP. CODING BY VAPOUR , PIC BY IAN.C , MUSIC FROM PASSING SHOT.       AUTOMATION WELCOME THE LIGHT TEAM FROM SWEDEN WHO HAVE STARTED TO CODE INTROS FOR OUR MENUS . . . . IF ANYONE ELSE IS INTERESTED THEN LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT.     SEND US SOME GRAPHIX AND SEE MORE COMPACTS . . . . IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?         GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , THE POMPEY PIRATES , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .

AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 162.        BEAT THIS PICTURE FOR GRAFIX . . . . . IF YOU WANT TO GET IN TOUCH WITH F.O.F.T THEN FOLLOW THE MESS. WHY DO FLIES HANG AROUND F.O.F.T COMPACTS?         THEY ONLY CLING TO SHIT!      SEND US YOUR GRAPHIX AND WE WILL RELEASE COMPACTS AT A FASTER RATE AS WE STILL HAVE LOADS OF GEAR TO USE UP. CODING BY VAPOUR , PIC BY IAN.C , MUSIC FROM PASSING SHOT.       AUTOMATION WELCOME THE LIGHT TEAM FROM SWEDEN WHO HAVE STARTED TO CODE INTROS FOR OUR MENUS . . . . IF ANYONE ELSE IS INTERESTED THEN LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT.     SEND US SOME GRAPHIX AND SEE MORE COMPACTS . . . . IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?         GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE OVERLANDERS , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .

WELCOME TO COMPACT DISK 163. HI TO THE REPLICANTS (SNAKE , COBRA , DOM , R.AL , RATBOY , FURY  , NINJA , ELWOOD) , THE OVERLANDERS (SKY METAL , STAN MERCURY , EPSILON , PEEWEE , SPEEDLIGHT , TYPHON , ZIGGY STARDUST) , DAVID FROM THE FALLEN ANGELS , GHOST , VECTOR , STAN THE MAN , TTC , HACKATARIMAN , THE MEDWAY BOYS , THE SUNNYBOYS , MCA , THE CAREBEARS , THE LORDS OF THE DISK , SEWER SOFTWARE , KAM , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE GIGABYTE CREW , LEVEL 16 , ARNO , THE LOST BOYS , NIK , PURSY , WAYNE , IAN.C , RADICAL SYSTEMS (HI BOB) , THE POMPEY PIRATES , THE LIGHT TEAM , AN COOL , DELTA FORCE , THE NEXT GENERATION , WEIRD SCIENCE , THE EMPIRE , SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY ETC. ETC. ETC.       _ TO ENTER THE CALL SIGN IN LANCASTER USE THE ARROW KEYS TO RUN THROUGH THE ALPHABET AND THE SPACE BAR TO ENTER LETTER. SAY NO TO THE POLL TAX! DON'T PAY IT! LET'S HAVE A REVOLUTION! (I HATE THAT WORD , IT REMINDS ME OF A BUNCH OF LAMERS).  'MAGGIE , THE WORKING CLASS ARE REVOLTING!'       'YOU'RE NOT SO GOOD LOOKING EITHER DENNIS!'            THANKS TO NIK FOR THIS PICTURE.  THE NEXT CD LIST WILL APPEAR ON CD 175 (IF I REMEMBER TO DO IT!).  I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF WRITING AN UNCOMPACTOR FOR THOSE LAME GROUPS WHO ONLY PACK SOME OF THE FILES , THEN THEY CAN USE IT TO DEPACK OUR STUFF TO USE ON THEIR COMPACT DISKS . . . . . WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS F.O.F.T WITH THE TIMELORDS?            EXTRA LAME PACKING GROUPS!     DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO ABN WHEN HE BOUGHT SOME ODOUR EATERS?          THEY ATE HIM!

                            REDONE FOR NEW TOS MACHINESg WELCOME TO COMPACT DISK \a^g HI TO THE REPLICANTS iSNAKE h COBRA h DOM h RgAL h RATBOY h FURY  h NINJA h ELWOODj h THE OVERLANDERS iSKY METAL h STAN MERCURY h EPSILON h PEEWEE h SPEEDLIGHT h TYPHON h ZIGGY STARDUSTj h DAVID FROM THE FALLEN ANGELS h GHOST h VECTOR h STAN THE MAN h TTC h HACKATARIMAN h THE MEDWAY BOYS h THE SUNNYBOYS h MCA h THE CAREBEARS h THE LORDS OF THE DISK h SEWER SOFTWARE h KAM h FLEXIBLE FRONT h THE GIGABYTE CREW h LEVEL \a h ARNO h THE LOST BOYS h NIK h PURSY h WAYNE h IANgC h RADICAL SYSTEMS iHI BOBj h THE POMPEY PIRATES h THE LIGHT TEAM h AN COOL h DELTA FORCE h THE NEXT GENERATION h WEIRD SCIENCE h THE EMPIRE h SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY ETCg ETCg ETCg        TO ENTER THE CALL SIGN IN LANCASTER USE THE ARROW KEYS TO RUN THROUGH THE ALPHABET AND THE SPACE BAR TO ENTER LETTERg SAY NO TO THE POLL TAXe DO NOT PAY ITe LET US HAVE A REVOLUTIONe iI HATE THAT WORD h IT REMINDS ME OF A BUNCH OF LAMERSjg  MAGGIE h THE WORKING CLASS ARE REVOLTINGe       YOU ARE NOT SO GOOD LOOKING EITHER DENNISe            THANKS TO NIK FOR THIS PICTUREg  THE NEXT CD LIST WILL APPEAR ON CD \b` iIF I REMEMBER TO DO ITejg  I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF WRITING AN UNCOMPACTOR FOR THOSE LAME GROUPS WHO ONLY PACK SOME OF THE FILES h THEN THEY CAN USE IT TO DEPACK OUR STUFF TO USE ON THEIR COMPACT DISKS g g g g g WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS FgOgFgT WITH THE TIMELORDSf            EXTRA LAME PACKING GROUPSe     DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO ABN WHEN HE BOUGHT SOME ODOUR EATERSf          THEY ATE HIMe

AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 164. WELL FOLKS , I REMOVED THE FLICKER IN THE SCROLL AND IMPROVED THE CODING SINCE LAST I USED A SPECCY PIC ON CD 143. NEXT TIME IF I'M FEELING GENEROUS I'LL GIVE YOU A MORE COLOURFUL FONT . . . .   CODING BY VAPOUR , PIC BY IAN.C , MUSIC FROM KRYPTON EGG.       WHAT DO MY FOUR YEAR OLD SON AND THE TIMELORDS HAVE IN COMMON?                  THEY ONLY PACK PROGRAM FILES!           WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN F.O.F.T AND HORSE MANURE?              YOU CAN STAND THE SMELL OF HORSE MANURE!    WITH A BIT OF LUCK THE F.O.F.T WILL JOIN THE TIMELORDS AND THEN WE WILL HAVE ALL THE LAMERS IN ONE BASKET!      HOW DO YOU GET ALL OF F.O.F.T IN A B.T. PHONE BOX?           MELT THEM DOWN!         WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF CHAOS?         A BUS FULL WITH F.O.F.T PASSING A MAGNET FACTORY.       WHAT IS THE CLOSEST THING TO ABN'S BOT BOT?          A.B.C MAN!      HOORAY FOR SUNDAY COLLECTIONS . . . . . TOUGH LUCK POSTIES . . . . AUTOMATION WELCOME THE LIGHT TEAM FROM SWEDEN WHO HAVE STARTED TO CODE INTROS FOR OUR MENUS . . . . IF ANYONE ELSE IS INTERESTED THEN LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT.     BUY A ONE MEG UPGRADE!       GET A ONE MEG DRIVE! OR HAVE YOUR BUILT IN HALF MEG DRIVE UPGRADED!        IF YOU WANT A ONE MEG DRIVE THEN WE CAN SUPPLY YOU WITH ONE PLUS FITTING INSTRUCTIONS FOR 50 QUID! . . . . . GET IN TOUCH IF YOU ARE INTERESTED.      SEND US SOME GRAPHIX AND SEE MORE COMPACTS . . . . IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?         GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , THE POMPEY PIRATES , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .

AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 164 NOW FULLY FUNCTIONAL FOR THE STE. WELL FOLKS , I REMOVED THE FLICKER IN THE SCROLL AND IMPROVED THE CODING SINCE LAST I USED A SPECCY PIC ON CD 143. NEXT TIME IF I'M FEELING GENEROUS I'LL GIVE YOU A MORE COLOURFUL FONT . . . .   CODING BY VAPOUR , PIC BY IAN.C , MUSIC FROM KRYPTON EGG.       WHAT DO MY FOUR YEAR OLD SON AND THE TIMELORDS HAVE IN COMMON?                  THEY ONLY PACK PROGRAM FILES!           WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN F.O.F.T AND HORSE MANURE?              YOU CAN STAND THE SMELL OF HORSE MANURE!    WITH A BIT OF LUCK THE F.O.F.T WILL JOIN THE TIMELORDS AND THEN WE WILL HAVE ALL THE LAMERS IN ONE BASKET!      HOW DO YOU GET ALL OF F.O.F.T IN A B.T. PHONE BOX?           MELT THEM DOWN!         WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF CHAOS?         A BUS FULL WITH F.O.F.T PASSING A MAGNET FACTORY.       WHAT IS THE CLOSEST THING TO ABN'S BOT BOT?          A.B.C MAN!      HOORAY FOR SUNDAY COLLECTIONS . . . . . TOUGH LUCK POSTIES . . . . AUTOMATION WELCOME THE LIGHT TEAM FROM SWEDEN WHO HAVE STARTED TO CODE INTROS FOR OUR MENUS . . . . IF ANYONE ELSE IS INTERESTED THEN LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT.     BUY A ONE MEG UPGRADE!       GET A ONE MEG DRIVE! OR HAVE YOUR BUILT IN HALF MEG DRIVE UPGRADED!        IF YOU WANT A ONE MEG DRIVE THEN WE CAN SUPPLY YOU WITH ONE PLUS FITTING INSTRUCTIONS FOR 50 QUID! . . . . . GET IN TOUCH IF YOU ARE INTERESTED.      SEND US SOME GRAPHIX AND SEE MORE COMPACTS . . . . IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?         GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE OVERLANDERS , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .

AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 165. WE ARE THE BEST SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST!  C'MON YOU ARTISTIC PEOPLE! TRY YOUR HAND AT DOING US SOME GRAPHICS. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN F.O.F.T AND COW DUNG?                 THERE ARE NO DIFFERENCES WHATSOEVER!             GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , THE POMPEY PIRATES , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .

AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 165. THE BORDER CODE HAS BEEN FIXED TO RUN ON THE STE. PLEASE SPREAD ME TO ALL YOUR CONTACTS... WE ARE THE BEST SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST!  C'MON YOU ARTISTIC PEOPLE! TRY YOUR HAND AT DOING US SOME GRAPHICS. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN F.O.F.T AND COW DUNG?                 THERE ARE NO DIFFERENCES WHATSOEVER!             GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , THE POMPEY PIRATES , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .

WELCOME TO vwxyz{ |}~ 166 - BROUGHT TO YOU BY abc OF jkl OF vwxyz{......    MAL'S DREAM HAS COME TRUE.....   PRESS PLUS AND MINUS ON THE KEYPAD, MAL!!             WE MUST BE ILL, WHAT WITH TWO NEW GAMES ON THIS DISK!!!      THE LOGO ON THIS MENU IS BY MIKE.W, AND THE CAR IS BY DAVID.E        RIGHT, JUST TO SHOW HOW CARING WE AT vwxyz{ ARE, HERE IS SOME ADVICE FOR OUR 'COMPETITORS'......         TRY PACKING THE DATA FILES AS WELL.......           OR BETTER STILL, SINGLE PART THINGS.......         THERE, I HOPE THAT HELPED......                    A BIG HI TO THE MEDWAY BOYS  -  YOU ARE VERY FAST  -  WE MAY BE A BIT SLOWER WITH NEWER STUFF, BUT WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR A THING CALLED A PACKER TO DO IT'S JOB!!         GREETS GO TO DACK , def , ghi , mno , pqr , stu , WAYNE , AND PHILL....  BOB, COL, BRI, MAL THE BIKE, DEAN, KHALID, NEIL E, CHRIS E, K.K.K. (MIKE.W - SEND MORE GRAFIX!), DAVID E. (SEND MORE GRAFIX), SIMON AND HIS RED SHADE DIGI-PICS, SIMON'S TWO FRIENDS WHOSE NAMES I CAN'T REMEMBER (ALTHOUGH I THINK ONE OF THEM IS MARK!), MERLIN, THE REPLICANTS (ANY MORE MAD MAX MUSIC IN YOUR INTROS LATELY???), THE CAREBEARS (MEGA DEMO), THE UNION (BIG HELLO TO MAD - THE BEST MUSIC EVER ON THE ST - MAX - HOW ABOUT ANOTHER DEMO, GUYS?), THE BLADERUNNERS, BIRDY/SCC (WHO?), THE POMPEI PIRATES (WOT, NO OLD GAMES?!? - IF WE DIDN'T PACK THE OLD GAMES HOW MANY DISKS WOULD YOU HAVE? - DON'T RUN US DOWN 'COS WE'LL BEAT YOU AT PACKING GAMES ANY DAY OF ANY WEEK OF ANY MONTH OF ANY YEAR.......), IAN C, DELIGHT (NICE INTRO), ROB NORTHEN (A.K.A. THE REDUNDANT PROTECTION MAN - AUTOHACK 2.0 RULES OK!!), WALLY BEBEN AND DAVID WHITTAKER (FOR MAKING CRAP GAMES JUST A BIT BETTER WITH SOME GOOD MUSIC!), ANDY PENNEL (AUTHOR OF DEVPAC 2), AND TO YOU FOR READING ALL THIS RUBBISH YET AGAIN.............                                          

AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 167. WE ARE THE BEST SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST!  PLEASE NOTE THAT IT IS PERFECTLY ALRIGHT TO SAVE YOUR GAME TO THIS DISK WHEN PLAYING LASER SQUAD. TAKE NOTE YOU BOOT DISK CRACKERS AND HAVE A LOOK AT THIS FILE VERSION. THANKS TO DREW FOR THE ORIGINAL.         GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , THE POMPEY PIRATES , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .

AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 167 NOW FULLY WORKING ON THE STE.. WE ARE THE BEST SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST!  PLEASE NOTE THAT IT IS PERFECTLY ALRIGHT TO SAVE YOUR GAME TO THIS DISK WHEN PLAYING LASER SQUAD. TAKE NOTE YOU BOOT DISK CRACKERS AND HAVE A LOOK AT THIS FILE VERSION. THANKS TO DREW FOR THE ORIGINAL.         GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , IAN.C , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , , SEWER SOFTWARE , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , KAM , PURSY , NIK FROM THE QUARTET , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .  WHY ARE AMERICANS GULLIBLE.  WELL ITS BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE EVERYTHING THE POMPEY PUFFS TELL THEM. THE POMPEY PUFFS HAVE GLOSSED UP THEIR IMAGE AND HAVE SLAGGED US OFF NIGHT AND DAY ON THE AMERICAN BBS AND WORST OF ALL THE AMERICANS BELIEVE WHAT THEY HEAR. IF WE HAD A MODEM WE WOULD KICK THE SHIT OUT OF THE POMPEY PUFFS. THEY ALWAYS CLAIM TO HAVE DONE THE FIRST VERSION OF THIS AND THE FIRST VERSION OF THAT BUT IT IS BASICALLY A CROCK OF SHIT. ALL THE POMPEY TITHEADS HAVE GOING FOR THEM ARE THEIR DOC FILES. WELL IF ITS DOC FILES YOU WANT THEN COLLECT SEWER DOCS!!!  THE POMPEY PIRATES ARE BARELY CRACKERS, BARELY PACKERS BUT MOST DEFINATELY GREAT BULLSHITTERS.

  AUTOMATION ARE THE BEST, SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST!     HI THERE! THIS IS COMPACT DISK 168     THIS NO TOP 'N BOTTOM BORDER INTRO WAS CODED BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY!     IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING THIS IS A SEMI-PRE-SHIFTED-DATA-BUFFERED-COPY-WORD-SCROLLER, SCROLLING 4 PIXELS AT A TIME!     NONE OF THAT CRAPPY 'ROXL' RUBBISH FOR ME!     VAPOUR HERE . . . . IT SEEMS THAT OZZWALD IS SLACKING! SINCE THAT LAST BATCH OF MENUS HE RELEASED A FEW WEEKS AGO HE HAS VANISHED OFF SCENE. MEANWHILE THIS IS THE NINTH CD I'VE RELEASED SINCE THEN AND THE LAW RELEASED FOUR.    C'MON OZZ . . . WAKE UP!     I DON'T NORMALLY USE CRAPPY DIGI-PICS LIKE THIS BUT IT WAS ALL I HAD LEFT DURING MY MENU MAKING SESSION. THE OTHER CD'S RELEASED WITH THIS ONE ARE ALL 512K STUFF AND THEY ARE CD 166 - RED LIGHTNING , ANCO STRIP POKER AND FREDDY HARDEST (CRACKED BY THE REPLICANTS) - - - CD 167 - ELEMENTAL AND LASER SQUAD (A 512K FILE VERSION . . . CHECK IT OUT YOU BOOT DISK CRACKER LAMERS , YOU CAN EVEN SAVE YOUR GAME TO THE CD , ALL 110K OF IT!) - - - NOW FOR SOME UPDATE NEWS . . . . . CD 82 WAS REPACKED WITH AN EXTRA TITLE ADDED TO IT. CD 76 WAS REPACKED AND GREAT BATTLES WAS FIXED TO RUN IN 512K. OTHER CD'S THAT WERE REPACKED AND MAY IN FUTURE CONTAIN AN EXTRA GAME OR TWO INCLUDE CD 63 , CD 73 , CD 77 AND CD 103. ALSO READY AND AWAITING SOME GRAPHICS ARE AS FOLLOWS . . .     POLICE QUEST I (MEG) , SPACE QUEST I (MEG) , SPACE QUEST II (MEG) , KINGS QUEST III (MEG) , BALANCE OF POWER 1990 (MEG) , SPACE PILOT , INDIAN MISSION , SNOOPY , STARFLEET , FISH , GUILD OF THIEVES , THE LAST SHOOT 'EM UP , EYE OF HORUS (YOU ARE LISTENING TO THE MUSIC FROM THIS GAME.) AND OF COURSE MANY MANY MORE. MOST OF THE PACKS JUST MENTIONED ARE JUST FROM ME SO YOU CAN EXPECT TO SEE A LOT MORE FROM THE REST OF THE GROUP . . . .         REMEMBER AUTOMATION AND DON'T JEST WITH THE BEST!      HEY F.O.F.T!  HOW'S THE GRAVITY DOWN THERE?    

     vwxyz{ PRESENTS |}~ 169 - BROUGHT TO YOU BY abc......     CREDITS FOR THIS MENU....   ALL CODING AND MUSIC RIPPING (FROM WHATTAHECK DEMO) BY abc   FONT BY PHILL  AND  GRAFIX BY MIKE W (GOOD, ISN'T HE?)   ALL HACKS/PACKS BY abc    FIRST THINGS FIRST.....  APPOLOGIES TO DEREK MD - GOT THE MESSAGE WRONG, SORRY FOR ANY HASSLE CAUSED....     WELL, HERE YOU HAVE THE vwxyz{ VERSION OF 'FUSION' (REMEMBER AROUND |}~ 60..... COMING SOON......) ALSO ON THIS DISK IS 'QUARTZ' - THE ORIGINAL WAS OVER 430K BIG ON A S/S DISK - BET YOU GET SOME RETURNED, FIREBIRD!! -  (MEGA THANX TO COL FOR THE ORIGINAL!)....       THIS TIME GREETINGS GO TO....   def, ghi, mno, pqr, stu, THE REPLICANTS, THE UNION, THE BLADERUNNERS, THE MEDWAY BOYS (GAME CRACKER 3 IS CRAP - WE (DACK AND THE LAW) HAVE WRITTEN 'AUTOHACK 2.0' - IT REMOVES INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL DECODERS AND DUMPS THE FILE AS A RELOCATABLE .PRG.. - ALSO, WHY IS MOST OF GAME CRACKER III COPIED FROM PRO-COPY??...... ENOUGH OF THIS - YOU ARE STILL GOOD HACKERS...) AND ANY OTHER CREWS OUT THERE THAT COUNT!!.....   ALSO HI TO..... DACK, COL AND BRI, BOB, NEIL E, CHRIS E, MAL (MEGA FAST CONTACT! - MEGA GREETINGS!!), DEAN, AND YOU.........      HEY, CHRISPY - WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO 'PHONE - ALSO TELL PHILL TO 'PHONE AS WELL.....      YOUR MOVE CREEP......         

WELCOME TO vwxyz{ |}~ 170 - BROUGHT TO YOU BY abc OF jkl OF vwxyz{......    PASSENGERS ON THE WIND WAS HACKED BY DACK......    MAL'S DREAM HAS COME TRUE.....   PRESS PLUS AND MINUS ON THE KEYPAD, MAL!!         GREETS GO TO DACK , def , ghi , mno , pqr , stu , WAYNE , AND PHILL....  BOB, COL, BRI, MAL THE BIKE, DEAN AND ALL THE OTHER LOONIES WITH HIM! (ONLY KIDDING, GUYS!!), KHALED (FINALLY AN ST OWNER), NEIL E, CHRIS E, K.K.K. (MIKE.W - SEND MORE GRAFIX!), DAVID E. (SEND MORE GRAFIX - IN CASE YOU ARE WONDERING HE DREW THIS PICTURE), SIMON AND HIS RED SHADE DIGI-PICS, SIMON'S TWO FRIENDS WHOSE NAMES I CAN'T REMEMBER (ALTHOUGH I THINK ONE OF THEM IS MARK!), MAL'S FRIEND IN NORTH WALES (MERLIN COMPUTERS), THE REPLICANTS (ANY MORE MAD MAX MUSIC IN YOUR INTROS LATELY???), THE CAREBEARS (MEGA DEMO), THE UNION (BIG HELLO TO MAD - THE BEST MUSIC EVER ON THE ST - MAX - HOW ABOUT ANOTHER DEMO, GUYS?), THE BLADERUNNERS, BIRDY/SCC (WHO?), THE MEDWAY BOYS (SEE, SOMETIMES I DON'T RUN YOU DOWN!! - ONE OF THE BEST CREWS IN BRITAIN - HOW ABOUT SOME NEW MUSIC THOUGH ?), THE POMPEI PIRATES (WOT, NO OLD GAMES?!? - IF WE DIDN'T PACK THE OLD GAMES HOW MANY DISKS WOULD YOU HAVE? - DON'T RUN US DOWN 'COS WE'LL BEAT YOU AT PACKING GAMES ANY DAY OF ANY WEEK OF ANY MONTH OF ANY YEAR.......), IAN C, DELIGHT (NICE INTRO), ROB NORTHEN (A.K.A. THE REDUNDANT PROTECTION MAN - AUTOHACK 2.0 RULES OK!!), WALLY BEBEN AND DAVID WHITTAKER (FOR MAKING CRAP GAMES JUST A BIT BETTER WITH SOME GOOD MUSIC!), ANDY PENNEL (AUTHOR OF DEVPAC 2), AND TO YOU FOR READING ALL THIS RUBBISH YET AGAIN.............                 COMING TO AN vwxyz{ MENU NEAR YOU SOON.......    FERRARI F1 - PASSENGERS ON THE WIND 2 - MAKE A BREAK........       -   HOW DO I KNOW - WELL I HAVE ALREADY DONE THEM AND THEY ARE GOING ON MENU 171.....   NO MORE 'FUSION COMING SOONS' AGAIN........                             IF YOU READ THIS SCROLL ONE HUNDRED TIMES I WILL MOST DEFINATELY NOT TELL YOU HOW TO PACK A GAME , OR TO REMOVE ALL THE BORDERS , OR EVEN TELL YOU HOW TO MAKE THE SCREEN GO RED - IN FACT NOTHING WILL HAPPEN EXCEPT YOU GETTNIG VERY,VERY,VERY,VERY BORED.......                   HEY, WHAT'S THIS?       ANOTHER SCROLLER.......      

�AUTOMATION DISK NO. 181 . . . . ONE OF OUR BETTER DISKS HERE ALTHOUGH I MUST APOLOGISE FOR THE �LACK OF INTERESTING SCROLLERS BUT IT IS HARD TO WRITE A GOOD �SCROLLTEXT WHEN YOU ARE PRODUCING SO MANY MENUS OVER A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME. �I WISH I COULD PACK PROGRAM FILES! � � HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE IDIOT PROOF UTILITY CALLED THUNDER (TIMELORDS USE IT)! � �HERE ARE SOME MORE INTERESTING GAMES FOR CHANGE . . . WELL INTERESTING COMPARED TO SOME OF OUR LAST MENUS . . .HI TO THE CAREBEARS � THE REPLICANTS � MONTY � STAN THE MAN � PURSY � NIK FROM THE QUARTET � IAN.C � THE LIGHT TEAM � AND THE PYROTECHNICS. ................... WRAP TIME ...............

�THIS MENU NOW RUNS ON THE STE THANKS TO VAPOUR. I HAVE STARTD TO FIX ALL OUR MENUS FOR THE STE SO ASK AROUND FOR THEM. THIS IS PHASE ONE WHICH MEANS I HAVE FIXED ALL THE MENUS WITH THIS SCROLLER. SOME WITH THIS SCROLLER DID ACTUALLY WORK BUT THE ONES I HAD TO FIX ARE AS FOLLOWS... 174 �175 �176 �179 �180 �181 �AND �183. YOU CAN GET THEM FROM ALL GOOD SUPPLIERS. � AUTOMATION DISK NO. 181 . . . . ONE OF OUR BETTER DISKS HERE ALTHOUGH I MUST APOLOGISE FOR THE �LACK OF INTERESTING SCROLLERS BUT IT IS HARD TO WRITE A GOOD �SCROLLTEXT WHEN YOU ARE PRODUCING SO MANY MENUS OVER A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME. �I WISH I COULD PACK PROGRAM FILES � � HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE IDIOT PROOF UTILITY CALLED THUNDER. THE TIMELORDS USE IT. � �HERE ARE SOME MORE INTERESTING GAMES FOR A CHANGE . . . WELL INTERESTING COMPARED TO SOME OF OUR LAST MENUS . . .HI TO THE CAREBEARS � THE REPLICANTS � MONTY � STAN THE MAN � PURSY � NIK FROM THE QUARTET � IAN.C � THE LIGHT TEAM � AND THE EMPIRE. ................... WRAP TIME ...............

AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 182. PRESS SPACE FOR DESKTOP. NOTHING INTERESTING ON THIS DISK SO HOW ABOUT READING THE SCROLL. GAMES ON THE DISK ARE GATEWAY . . TOP SECRET . . WHEELS OF FORTUNE . . OR THE SUN AND TIMES CROSSWORDS . .       I BET YOU WISH YOU COULD PLAY THE PICTURE! � WE ARE THE BEST SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST!       � GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , THE POMPEY PIRATES , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .

�AUTOMATION DISK NO. 183 . . . . HERE ARE SOME MORE DESKTOP GOODIES FOR YOU. A COUPLE OF WAR GAMES FOR YOU STRATEGY FREAKS. NOT MY CUP OF TEA. SPEAKING OF TEA.      RAMEEEEEEESH.      I WISH I COULD PACK PROGRAM FILES � � HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE IDIOT PROOF UTILITY CALLED THUNDER (TIMELORDS USE IT) � �HERE ARE SOME MORE INTERESTING GAMES FOR CHANGE . . . WELL INTERESTING COMPARED TO SOME OF OUR LAST MENUS . . .HI TO THE CAREBEARS � THE REPLICANTS � MONTY � STAN THE MAN � PURSY � NIK FROM THE QUARTET � IAN.C � THE LIGHT TEAM � AND THE PYROTECHNICS. ................... WRAP TIME ...............

�HELLO STE DUDES... SAY THANK YOU TO VAPOUR FOR FIXING THE TIMING IN THE INTERUPTS. PLEASE SPREAD THIS DISK TO ALL YOUR CONTACTS. THIS DISK WAS ORIGINALLY RELEASED BY MISTAKE. �WHEN I SAY MISTAKE I MEAN DO YOU KNOW THE GUY WHO ROUTES THROUGH YOUR DISK BOX AND COPIES ANYTHING THAT LOOKS INTERESTING? THE REASON WHY IT SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN RELEASED WAS BECAUSE OZZWALD DID NOT DO A VERY GOOD JOB ON DEMONS WINTER AS WHEN YOU WENT TO SEA THE SPRITES WERE CORRUPTED SO I WAS AWAITING ANOTHER COPY TO BE ABLE TO FIX THIS BEFORE I RELEASED THE MENU. ANYWAY THE PROBLEM WAS NOT CORRUPT GRAPHICS BUT MERELY THE WRONG TYPE OF TRAP 1 FILE LOADER WHICH DEPACKED THE ODD FILE INCORRECTLY. THIS VERSION SHOULD BE ALRIGHT NOW....... � � AUTOMATION DISK NO. 183 . . . . HERE ARE SOME MORE DESKTOP GOODIES FOR YOU. A COUPLE OF WAR GAMES FOR YOU STRATEGY FREAKS. NOT MY CUP OF TEA. SPEAKING OF TEA.      RAMEEEEEEESH.      I WISH I COULD PACK PROGRAM FILES � � HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE IDIOT PROOF UTILITY CALLED THUNDER. THE TIMELORDS USE IT. � �HERE ARE SOME MORE INTERESTING GAMES FOR CHANGE . . . WELL INTERESTING COMPARED TO SOME OF OUR LAST MENUS . . .HI TO THE CAREBEARS � THE REPLICANTS � MONTY � STAN THE MAN � PURSY � NIK FROM THE QUARTET � IAN.C � THE LIGHT TEAM � AND THE MEDWAY BOYS. ................... WRAP TIME ...............

HELLO, AND WELCOME TO THIS RE-ISSUE... �THIS IS THE THIRD TIME OUT FOR THIS DISK.... � THE FIRST WAS THE COMPLETELY KNACKERED VERSION WITH BOTH TITLES DUFF, THE SECOND WAS THE RE-ISSUE ALONG WITH THE STE UPDATES, AND NOW A FULLY FUNCTIONING VERSION! � THAT'S ENOUGH FOR THIS DISK, I THINK, SO WRAP! � �  AUTOMATION CD 183 - THIS DISK IS NOW (AT LAST) FULLY FUNTIONAL, WITH BOTH TITLES FIXED AND RUNNING AS THEY SHOULD.... � CREDITS... DEMON'S WINTER BOTCHED BY OZZWALD AND FIXED BY VAPOUR � �DIVE BOMBER BOTCHED BY VAPOUR AND FIXED BY DISASTER ZONE � �WHO SAID WE DON'T ADMIT TO OUR MISTAKES.... � �MUSIC RIPPED BY LOW LIFE � PICTURE BY WAYNE � CODE BY DISASTER ZONE � �WRAP! � �

� vwxyz{ 184 vwxyz{       �ONE MEG FILES! � � IMPORTANT!! - YOU CANNOT PLAY ROCKET RANGER WITHOUT FIRST OBTAINING A PRINT OUT OF THE DOC FILE ON THIS DISK!!       WHY?       � WELL, SUPPOSE YOU WERE IN AMERICA AND YOU WANTED TO FLY TO THE ATLANTIC, YOU WOULD LOOK AT U.S.A. DOWN THE SIDE OF THE GRID AND ATLANTIC ALONG THE TOP AND COME UP WITH THE NUMBER 26. THIS IS THE AMOUNT OF FUEL YOU WOULD LOAD INTO YOUR BACKPACK. AS YOU CAN PROBABLY SEE, THE GAME WORKS OUT WHERE YOU WANT TO GO TO FROM YOUR CURRENT LOCATION AND THE AMOUNT OF FUEL YOU ENTERED. � � I CAN STRONGLY RECOMEND HAVING AN ATLAS IN FRONT OF YOU IF YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR GEOGRAPHY!! � �THAT IS THE REASON FOR THE DOC FILE....       �IF YOU THINK I JUST COPPED OUT WITH THE EASY OPTION, THEN THINK AGAIN! �I (abc) DON'T DO THIS! �CHECK OUT MY 'LAST CRUSADE' ON CD 124 AND COMPARE IT WITH THE OTHER LAME VERSIONS WITH THE PROTECTED LEVEL TWO STILL IN THEM!!       � �ALL CODING BY abc � � DIGI-PIC BY SIMON � � MUSIC BY CHRISPY NOODLE OF THE ghi (RIPPED FROM A ghi MENU) � � FONT BY abc AND NEIL.E      GREETS GO TO:- � THE REST OF vwxyz{ � �def (WHERE ARE YOU?) � ghi (SORRY FOR RIPPING YOUR MUSIC, BUT IT IS SO GOOD!!) � mno (NICE CODING ON 168) � pqr (SPEEDY MENU DELIVERIES) � stu (HAVE A WARM CHRISTMAS!) � AND DACK (WITHOUT YOUR NEW TRAP THIS GAME WOULD NOT BE POSSIBLE!!), COL, BRI, MAL, BOB, NEIL.E, CHRIS.E, DEAN, MIKE, MARK, SIMON, MIKE.W, MERLIN, K.K.K., THE TEN (STRANGE NAME, GUYS!), THE REPLICANTS, TCB, TEX AND THE REST OF THE UNION, THE MEDWAY BOYS, AND ANYONE ELSE WHO IS WATCHING.......      WHY DON'T DACK OR MYSELF EVER GET GREETED?       HERE ARE SOME CODES FOR ROCK 'N' ROLL ON vwxyz{ 166 � �TYPE 'COUNTRY' TO ENTER THE MUSIC PLAYER MENU....      ENTER 'RAINBOW ARTS' TO ENTER THE CHEAT COMMAND LINE. � �ALL THE LEVELS HAVE A NUMERIC CODE.... �HERE'S TWO - YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO WORK OUT THE REST FROM THEM..... � � LEVEL 3: �03XX2010XX30       REPEAT.. � �LEVEL 3: �03XX2010XX30       AND....       LEVEL 24: �24XX2598XX42       REPEAT.. � �LEVEL 24: �24XX2598XX42       THERE...... HOPE THAT HELPS... � (I (abc) LOVE THIS GAME!!)       � -------------> �MESSAGE REPEATS �------------->       � �

YO! LAMERS! � �THIS IS THE 512K VERSION OF CD 184! � �ULTRALOAD 3.0 IS (C) 1990 DACK/EGB AND IS AN AUTOMATION ONLY PRODUCTION... � (WORTH A BLOODY SIDE MORE THAN RETALIATOR WHICH WE HAD ANYWAY, DORK MEGA DICKHEAD! - GOL -CAN- CRACK, SO STICK THAT UP YOUR MODEM!) � �WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS WHY DEREK DID NOT COME AND TELL ME WHAT HE TOLD DACK!!!!!       �I MEAN I WAS AT THE SHOW FOR A GOOD HOUR AFTER I GOT HIS MESSAGE FROM XERUD AND I SAW YOU TOOO MANY TIMES!!!!!! WELL ALL I CAN SAY IS CHECKOUT CD286 ALTHOUGH THE VERSION WE USED IS NOT MINE I STILL DID IT AND I HAVE SEVERAL COPIES TO PROVE IT (THE LAW WILL VERIFY THAT!) � �AND I MIGHT SEND YOU A COPY SO YOU CAN USE IT ON YOUR OWN MENUS SO LONG AS YOU CREDIT ME WITH THE HACK!!!!!! (GOT ANYONE TO DO RAW DATA FOR YOU YET . . . .) WELL I AM GOING NOW AS WE HAVE SOME MORE 512K (UPGRADES NOT NEEDED) USING ULTRALOAD 3.0 (YES VAPOUR WE HAVE GIVEN UP USING VERSION II - SEEING AS THOUGH IT IS SO CRAP!!!!! RACE YOU TO A 512K (FULLY PACKED) PIRATES!) ....... WELL IT IS WRAP TIME.... � CODE BY THE LAW...... �MUSIC BY CHRISPY NOODLE.....      

WELCOME TO vwxyz{ DISK 185 � � BROUGHT TO YOU BY abc AND DACK OF jkl � �CODING OF THIS PSYCHO MENU BY abc , WITH A PIC BY MERLIN , WHILE ALL THIS MINDLESS DRIVEL IS BEING BROUGHT TO YOU BY DACK.(ME-GOSH I FINALLY GET TO DO A SCROLL OF MY OWN)            LOW CALORIE, SOFT FLUFFY MARSHMALLOW GREETINGS GO TO abc (COO - THANX DACK!!), def , NEIL.L , stu ,ghi , mno �AND pqr       SUGAR FROSTED WITH A HINT OF LEMON GREETINGS TO MEDWAY BOYS (EVEN IF GAMECRACKER III IS PROCOPY WITH A SEARCH ROUTINE), REPLICANTS, MCA, TEX, CAREBEARS AND PSEUDO-OPS(AMIGA)       � ADDED-ON-AS-AN-AFTERTHOUGHT-COS-I-KNOW-THEM GREETINGS TO MORAY IN SUNNY KINLOSS (ALONG WITH THE KOMPUTER KLUB - SEND MORE PICCIES), DEAN (EVEN STEVE......JUST),CHRIS, PETE,STEVE,MARK(2),JOE (IN WALES),KEITH (I WILL GET IN TOUCH SOON) AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST (WELL MAYBE LEAST) STEVE.L (SEE YOU AT CHRISTMAS). (ALSO S.A.S. GET IN TOUCH WITH MARK)       � LASTLY THE PERSON-I-WANT-TO-HAVE-BABIES-BY GREETING GOES TO..... (DO YOU REALLY CARE?) I MEAN YOU HAVE ONLY READ THIS FAR TO SEE IF YOU HAVE BEEN MENTIONED..... REALLY... YOU SLAVE AWAY OVER A RED HOT COMPUTER DAY IN DAY OUT, TYPING AWAY, TRYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING INTERESTING TO SAY AND WHAT? YOU JUST GET CHUCKED AWAY AT THE END OF A MENU WHERE NO-ONE EVER LOOKS.....WHERE WAS I..OH YES..THE GREETINGS GO TO SHARON (WISH I WAS GOING TO SINGAPORE TOO)..       � THE CAFFINE-FREE-DIET-COKE FLAVOURED GREETINGS (HAVE YOU EVER TRIED DRINKING THAT STUFF!!!!!!) GO TO NEW COMPUTER EXPRESS FOR PREACHING ABOUT CRACKING WHILE AT THE SAME TIME GIVING YOU TIPS ON IT IN THEIR COMPANION MAGAZINE ST-FORMAT!!! THEIR CURRENT WE-ARE-SO-HOLY-WE-DARE-NOT-LOOK-DOWN-IN-CASE-WE-SEE-OUR-NETHER-REGIONS ATTITUDE DEFIES BELIEF! THEY ARE NOT GOING TO REVIEW PUBLIC DOMAIN DEMOS BY CRACKING GROUPS BECAUSE IT JUST GIVES THE GROUPS PUBLICITY....HMMM..ISNT THIS WHAT THE BEEB TRIED WITH RELAX BY FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD?...ANYWAY BACK TO THE NEWS..BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS AUTOHACK II.6 WILL BE UP AND RUNNING (ITS A FOLLOW ON FROM AUTOHACK IN THE W.C.A. DAYS). AUTOHACK II DEPROTECTS ROB NORTHEN PROGRAMS-FULLY. SO FAR ITS WORKED WITH F-16 (COMING SOON (YES, I BELIEVE YOU (abc EDIT HERE!)), WATERLOO, STUNTCAR RACER, TIMESCANNER AND HARD DRIVIN. IT SAVES THEM OUT AS RUNNABLE PROGRAMS AND MAY BE RELEASED INTO THE PUBLIC DOMAIN (TO BE DECIDED).THE PROBLEM WITH THESE PROGRAMS IS THAT AS SOON AS THEY ARE RELEASED THEN THEY ARE OUT OF DATE 'COS NASTY MR. NORTHEN SIMPLY ALTERS A FEW BYTES TO STOP IT WORKING (SEE GAMECRACKER III FOR AN EXAMPLE). THE OTHER MAJOR PROGRAM DEVELOPMENT IS CALLED ULTRALOAD (OR MAYBE UNILOAD II) AND ALLOWS US TO PACK ALL THESE MULTI FILE PROGRAMS-THE FIRST TO USE IT WAS ROCKET RANGER ON DISK 184 - IT CAN SLOW DOWN LOADING BUT MEANS MORE PROGRAMS CAN BE MADE TO RUN IN HALF MEG... ITS GOING TO BE RE-WRITTEN AGAIN SOON SO AS TO CUT DOWN ON THE DISK ACCESSES TOO. (NOW IF ONLY I COULD GET IT WORKING WITH OZZ'S W.D. DISK LOADER...HMM..)...THE FINAL THING THAT WILL APPEAR ON A MENU SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE AND IS (TOOT-DE-TOOT AND OTHER MUSICAL SOUND EFFECTS) THE PROFFESIONAL FISH-TANK SIMULATOR.....I DONT BELIEVE I'M WRITING IT EITHER BUT WHAT THE HECK...YES IT SIMULATES A FISH TANK! AND .......WELL THATS IT ACTUALLY! �WORK IS ALREADY UNDERWAY AND SHOULD BE FINISHED SOMETIME IN THE NEW YEAR....THATS ALL FOR NOW (ALMOST) SO THIS IS DACK SIGNING OFF....BEFORE I GO THERE IS JUST THE WHERE-ARE-THEY-NOW GREETINGS WHICH ARE DEDICATED TO CRACKERS THAT SEEM TO HAVE VANISHED...IF THEY ARE STILL AROUND THEN GET IN TOUCH GUYS.... � �THEY ARE 007, KAM, PEDRO AND TGA, ZAPHOD, PSI AND CHAOS INC...GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN......MERRY XMAS TO ALL OUR READERS.....DONT BUY THE SUN.....BUY LATIN QUARTER LPS....LETS WRAP.......... � OH NO YOU DON'T.... � I , abc , WANT A FEW WORDS.... � �I HAVE JUST SEEN POMPEY PIRATES DISK 18 AND IF THEY DON'T WANT A SLAGGING WAR THEY ARE GOING ABOUT IT THE WRONG WAY... � WE DON'T SLAG OFF ALL NEW GROUPS, BUT WE DO WONDER ABOUT CREWS THAT HAVE THE GUTS (OR LACK OF COMMON SENCE) TO HAVE A GO AT US!)... �I MEAN CAN YOU POSSIBLY SEE ANY OTHER CREW CATCHING US UP... �NO NEITHER CAN I... �ALSO, ONLY PACKING THE NEWER STUFF IS A BIT OF A WASTE OF TIME 'COS YOU'LL STILL HAVE LOADS OF DISKS LEFT.. �ANYWAY, WITH US ON ABOUD CD 190 AS I WRITE, YOU ARE THE CHILDISH ONES WITH APPROX 20!! � ASK YOU MOMMIES AND DADDIES ABOUT THUNDER - I'M SURE THEY KNOW WHAT CRAP IS �- EVEN IF YOU DON'T!! � HI TO A NEW CREW (I'VE JUST HEARD OF) CALLED THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK - YOU GUYS HAVE THE GUTS TO ADMIT YOU DON'T HACK ALL YOUR SOFTWARE - GOOD ON YA!!).... � �ALSO HI TO ALL THE PEOPLE DACK MENTIONED, PLUS COL,BOB,MAL,BRI,NEIL.E,CHRIS.E,WAYNE,IAN.C (SORRY - I FORGOT TO PUT YOU ON THE MEMBERS LIST ON SOME OF THE CD'S - OOOPS - WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN!!), DEAN, SIMON, MIKE, MARK AND THE MEDWAY BOYS. � �REAL WARP SOON.... � WASN'T THIS A LONG SCROLLTEXT....      BYEEEEEEEEE....... � �

� vwxyz{ 186 vwxyz{       �HALF MEG FILES! � � + AND - SPEED CONTROLS BACK BY DEMAND!!! � � LOOKS LIKE SANTA GOT WHAT HE ASKED FOR!! � I HOPE YOU DO TOO...... � �(HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD???)      abc OF THE UN-NAMEABLES IS HERE AGAIN (ANOTHER THREE IN A ROW!!) � � HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS PICTURE? � �IT WAS DRAWN FOR US BY TUCKER, AND I HAVE AT LEAST EIGHTEEN MORE OF HIS PICTURES TO USE UP ON FUTURE CD'S - SO MANY THANX MUST GO TO HIM (I WAS RUNNING OUT!!) � �IMPORTANT: �CD 63 HAS BEEN RE-ISSUED WITH AN EXTRA GAME...... � BORDOM CITY COMING......      GREETS GO TO:- � THE REST OF vwxyz{ � �def (PLEASE PHONE ME SOON!!) � ghi (BACK AT LAST!! - WELL WORTH THE WAIT!!) � mno (NICE CODING ON 168 / 177) � pqr (SPEEDY MENU DELIVERIES) � stu (HAVE A WARM CHRISTMAS!) � IAN.C (NICE PICTURES - SORRY FOR LEAVING YOU OFF THE MEMBERS STATUS!!) � AND DACK (YOUR TRAP CODE IS EXCEPTIONAL (PUN INTENDED!!)), COL, BRI, MAL, BOB, NEIL.E, CHRIS.E, DEAN, I.R.S. (THANX FOR THE GREET - LOOK OUT FOR THEIR DEMO! VERY GOOD FOR A STOS DEMO - IT WILL BE RELEASED SOON - JUST AFTER I FINISH PACKING IT FOR THEM IN FACT!!), SIMON, MIKE.W, MERLIN, TUCKER, K.K.K., THE TEN (STRANGE NAME, GUYS!), THE REPLICANTS, TCB, TEX AND THE REST OF THE UNION, THE MEDWAY BOYS, THE POMPEY PIRATES, GUARDIANS OF LOGIK AND ANYONE ELSE WHO IS WATCHING.......      THAT'S YOUR LOT FOR THIS MENU......      A MERRY vwxyz{ CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL......... �(EVEN MR. NORTHEN - IT IS THE SEASON OF GOODWILL!!!)      

WELCOME TO vwxyz{ MENU 187...... � � KEYS: PLUS AND MINUS ON KEYPAD FOR SPEED � � ZERO (TOP ROW) FOR 50/60 HERTZ      HERE ARE TWO MORE OLDIES FOR YOUR BLANK BOX..... � �UNLESS YOU ARE INTO MORE THAN ARCADE GAMES THAT IS.... � THIS IS THE FIRST DISK TO BE REALEASED AT THE FIRST (AND PROBABLY LAST!) UN-NAMEABLES-BRING-A-BOTTLE-OF-COKE-COPY-PARTY.... � PHILL WHERE'S YOUR BOTTLE??? � � (PAUSE WHILE PHILL COMES TO KEYBOARD.... � PLOD.... � THUMP.... �) HEY! WOW! MY FIRST SCROLLY THINGY! OH DEAR I'VE ALREADY RUN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY, OH, �THE ART IS FROM AN ORIGINAL BY JAMIE HEWLETT IN DEADLINE, BYE BYE. .....HI COL....      (YES THE GREETS WILL APPEAR EVERY SO OFTEN JUST TO KEEP YOU ON YOUR TOES).....       �HI MORAY......SEE WHAT I MEAN...(PRIORITY 7 INTERRUPT - DEAR CHRISPY NOODLE PHILL SAYS THE ART IS ON ITS WAY - THE LAW SAYS: WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO PHONE?...BCLR.B #0,SCROLLTEXT...RTI)       .....HI REPLICANTS..... � �HEY, DEAN, GUESS WHO HAS GOT CHAOS??? (COMING SOON GUYS....)       PLEASE NOTE WE COULD HAVE GOT GUNSHIP SMALLER BUT THEN IT WOULD HAVE NEEDED 1MEG...THE SAME FOR KILLDOZERS (EVEN IF IT IS MORE DOZE THAN KILL)....WHOOPS SORRY...BUT THE COKE IS STARTING TO TAKE ITS LEGENDARY EFFECT..THE LAW HAS JUST BROKEN THE RECORD FOR PLAYING SYNCHROGUSH....(SEE NEXT MENU FOR DETAILS)..WHILE IM HOPING MY UNDERWEAR IS GOING TO REMAIN INTACT - FART! (GOD, STOP IT) -........ HI UNION........ � TO BE CONTINUED ON AUTOMATION 188......       OH YES... HI ERAWTFOS REWES...(IN JOKE)..GOSH ITS COLD HERE AT TUN H.Q...TIME TO THROW ANOTHER KYLIE MINOGUE ON THE FIRE... �WE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY.... � �IF WE DUST HER THIGHS FIRST WOULD WE FIND JASON DONOVANS FINGERPRINTS???....... �COME ON PHILL, HURRY UP WITH THIS PIC!!!....(SOUND OF WHIP CRACKING BUT I CANT SPELL KITTTZZCH AND WE DON'T HAVE A BBC SOUND FX TAPE...)..ANYHOW..HI BOB, STEVE,PETE,KKK,MAL,MERLIN,TUCKER,IRS,SIMON (SIMPLE? - THAT WAS DACK, NOT THE LAW),THE ORIGINAL SNOT GOBBLER,BIRDY,SCC,...OH ALRIGHT AND THE MEDWAY BOYS, BUT I DRAW THE LINE WITH THE POMPEY PIRATES.......... � TIME TO WRAP AFTER ALL THIS (INSERT YOUR OWN WORD WHICH RHYMES WITH WRAP)......BYE..BYE..SEE YOU ALL LATER.... � THE LAW (CODING + DRIVEL)..... DACK (MINDLESS DRIVEL).... AND PHILL (GRAFIX AND FONT)..... � �

WELCOME TO vwxyz{ MENU 188...... (OR 187 CONT.) � � KEYS: PLUS AND MINUS ON KEYPAD FOR SPEED � � ZERO (TOP ROW) FOR 50/60 HERTZ                               � �COCA-COLA KILLS GUT CELLS..... � � HARD DRIVIN IS 512K AND WILL RUN EXTRA DATA DISKS WITHOUT US HAVING TO PROCESS THEM FIRST... � �THIS IS SHORT 'COS WE ARE FED UP......       WHY IS IT THAT WHEN WE PACK GAMES THEY NEVER SEEM TO FIT ONTO DISKS WITH LESS THAN 10K FREE.... �OR THEY TAKE UP 830K AND WON'T FIT AT ALL!!! � � WE HAVE THE FOLLOWING READY, BUT CAN'T BLOODY FIT THEM ON A DISK... (YET!! - MAYBE TOMORROW - OH, YES, IT IS TOMORROW!!!) � � RED-STORM RISING (ONE MEG), CONFLICT IN EUROPE (ONE MEG) AND POWERPLAY (512K)..... � �GREETING TO:-       �THE REPLICANTS, THE UNION, THE BLADERUNNERS, THE MEDWAY BOYS, THE POMPEY PIRATES (JUST), THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK, SEWER SOFTWARE, EMPIRE, BIRDY.......      COL,BRI,MAL,NEIL,DEAN,MERLIN,I.R.S.,SIMON,XERID,MORAY,MAL,KKK,AND NOT DEREK FROM MAL......PHILL WENT HOME EIGHT AND A HALF HOURS AGO..... � �JUST A QUICK WORD HERE FROM DACK...........SPEEDY...THERE THATS PRETTY QUICK....ANYWAY ITS SEEMS THAT A PERSON MENTIONED SEVERAL MENUS AGO IS SELLING OUR (AND OTHER CREWS) MENUS......HMM..I CANT GUESS WHO THAT COULD BE (I BET YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN THOUGH CHILDEN.... DONT YOU)....ANYWAY THE APOLOGY ON 169 IS NOW RECINDED......THE END.....AND THEY ALL WENT BACK TO THE BIG PUMPKIN HOUSE AND LIVED HAPPILY(ISH) EVER AFTER.......P.S. SLAMING A PHONE DOWN COULD DAMAGE YOUR MODEM OR YOUR REPUTATION.....P.P.S THIS SCROLL WAS WRITTEN AFTER 12 PINTS OF COKE AND A BEEF CURRY PLEASE EXCUSE THE SPOOLING...SORRY SPELLIN(AS IN HARD DRIVIN).....THE REAL END.............RED RUM BACKWARDS SPELLS MURDER DONTCHA KNOW....LETS WRAP........HONEST.....       P.S. � I AM NOT TELLING YOU WHAT SYNCHROGUSH IS!! �(YET - MAYBE NEXT TIME).... � DACK AND THE LAW....29TH OF DECEMBER....1:57 AM....WHAT? IS THAT THE TIME? DAMN! TIME TO GO HOME(SUNG TO A VERY WELL KNOWN TUNE)......WE'RE GONE........

Fuck off alien! You are a total mother-fuckin-chicken-shagger and you may have guessed that all of automation don't like you at all! (even the BBC) � �So why don't you climb into that already oversized cavity in your head (your mouth dipshit!) and close it, thereby locking an asshole like you away for ever and keeping the general public safe from your perverted activities.... � �

----- 188 ---------- STE UPDATE ---------- 188 ----- � �WE, AT AUTOMATION, ARE CURRENTLY RE-RELEASING OUR DISKS TO BE STE COMPATABLE..... � WE ARE ALSO MAKING MOST OF THE 1 MEG FILES 512K AT THE SAME TIME..... � �GET YOUR UPDATES FROM ALL ----GOOD---- SOURCES � (THE BEST ONES BEING AUTOMATION MEMBERS THEMSELVES!) � �CURRENT UPDATES.... � CD 184... (BOTH 512K) � CD 264... (WIME 512K) � CD 187... (STE VER) � � SEE FUTURE UPDATED MENUS FOR MORE INFORMATION      IT IS WORTH GETTING THE UPDATES EVEN IF YOU DON'T HAVE AN STE, AS THEY WILL SOMETIMES CONTAIN EXTRA TITLES (EG, 187)       WELCOME TO AUTOMATION MENU 188...... (OR 187 CONT.) � � KEYS: PLUS AND MINUS ON KEYPAD FOR SPEED � � ZERO (TOP ROW) FOR 50/60 HERTZ                               � �COCA-COLA KILLS GUT CELLS..... � � HARD DRIVIN IS 512K AND WILL RUN EXTRA DATA DISKS WITHOUT US HAVING TO PROCESS THEM FIRST... � �THIS IS SHORT 'COS WE ARE FED UP......       WHY IS IT THAT WHEN WE PACK GAMES THEY NEVER SEEM TO FIT ONTO DISKS WITH LESS THAN 10K FREE.... �OR THEY TAKE UP 830K AND WON'T FIT AT ALL!!! � � WE HAVE THE FOLLOWING READY, BUT CAN'T BLOODY FIT THEM ON A DISK... (YET!! - MAYBE TOMORROW - OH, YES, IT IS TOMORROW!!!) � � RED-STORM RISING (ONE MEG), CONFLICT IN EUROPE (ONE MEG) AND POWERPLAY (512K)..... � �GREETING TO:-       �THE REPLICANTS, THE UNION, THE BLADERUNNERS, THE MEDWAY BOYS, THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK, SEWER SOFTWARE, EMPIRE, BIRDY.......      COL, BRI, MAL, NEIL, THE MASK, MERLIN, I.R.S., SIMON, XERUD, MORAY, MAL, AND KKK......PHILL WENT HOME EIGHT AND A HALF HOURS AGO..... � �JUST A QUICK WORD HERE FROM DACK...........SPEEDY...THERE THATS PRETTY QUICK....      P.S � � THIS SCROLL WAS WRITTEN AFTER 12 PINTS OF COKE AND A BEEF CURRY PLEASE EXCUSE THE SPOOLING...SORRY SPELLIN (AS IN HARD DRIVIN).....THE REAL END.............RED RUM BACKWARDS SPELLS MURDER DONTCHA KNOW....LETS WRAP........HONEST.....       P.S. � I AM NOT TELLING YOU WHAT SYNCHROGUSH IS!! �(YET - MAYBE NEXT TIME).... � DACK AND THE LAW....29TH OF DECEMBER....1:57 AM....WHAT? IS THAT THE TIME? DAMN! TIME TO GO HOME (SUNG TO A VERY WELL KNOWN TUNE)......WE'RE GONE........ �

AUTOMATION PRESENT MENU 189.... FONT AND GRAFIX BY XERID - WHO SAYS HI TO THE PYROTECHNICS - IGNITOR AND MARCUS..... � HELLO, THE LAW HERE! � � I FEEL I SHOULD TELL YOU THE TALE OF HOW THE UN-NAMEABLES WERE FORMED.... � A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY... � �THERE WERE TWO ST-CREWS CALLED THE W.C.A. AND E.H.I. IF ANYONE EVER HEARD OF US PLEASE MENTION IT IN A SCROLLER - WERE WE FAMOUS?? �- �WE WERE NOT THE BEST ST CREWS - AND WE KNEW IT! - BUT WE DID OUR BEST. WE WERE BOTH THINKING ABOUT MERGING FOR MANY MONTHS, AND AFTER A LONG WAIT WE DECIDED TO JOIN FORCES - BUT WE HAD ONE PROBLEM - CAN YOU GUESS WHAT?? - YEP - WE HAD NO NAME AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO CALL THE NEWLY FORMED GROUP!! � AFTER MANY REJECTED NAMES - E.G. DRAGONSLAYERS - TOO MUCH LIKE BLADERUNNERS.. � RED DRAGON - TOO PATRIOTIC.. �ETC... - �WE REALISED THAT WE WOULD NEVER HAVE A NAME AND THAT WE WERE.... � � UN-NAMEABLE! � �NOW IF YOU DON'T THINK THIS IS TRUE YOU CAN ASK ANY MEMBER OF THE GROUP 'COS NO-ONE LIKED THE NAMES OTHER PEOPLE THOUGH OF... � AT THAT TIME THERE WERE OVER EIGHT OF US, BUT NOW IT'S JUST ME THE LAW - DACK - AND PHILL...       ANYWAY, BACK TO THE PLOT... � �WE RELEASED FIVE COMPACT MENUS OF OUR OWN - WHICH WENT DOWN QUITE WELL APART FROM THE FACT THAT UNKNOWN TO US LSD AND WAS NOT WAS HAD ALREADY PACKED ALL THE STUFF WE HAD DONE - AND DECIDED TO CONTACT WAS(NOT WAS) TO ASK FOR THEIR PACKER.... �WE WERN'T THE ONLY CREW BY THE SOUND OF IT! - AS THEY MENTIONED THAT THEY MIGHT RELEASE IT... SHORT DIGRESSION - IT HAS NEVER BEEN RELEASED YET IN A COMPLETE FORM, IE NO DEPACK CODE OR BATCH PACKER HAS BEEN RELEASED, SO IF YOU HAVE THE LSD OR JEK PACKER YOU STILL CAN'T PACK DATA FILES LIKE US!!...... BACK TO THE PLOT AGAIN... � SHORTLY AFTERWARDS WE GOT A REJECTION LETTER FROM WAS(NOT WAS) SAYING THAT THE PACKER WAS NOT FOR RELEASE, AND DID WE WANT COPIES OF LSD AND WAS(NOT WAS) DISKS 0-50? - YES WAS THE REPLY.... �ANOTHER WAIT.... �LETTER NUMBER TWO ASKED IF WE WANTED TO JOIN A NEW CREW CALLED "AUTOMATION" --- OUR CD'S MUST HAVE IMPRESSED THEM --- AND WE JUMPED AT IT... � THE REST IS HISTORY... � �SO, THE REASON YOU MAY NOT HAVE HEARD OF THE UN-NAMEABLES BEFORE AUTOMATION IS THE FACT THAT UP UNTIL WE JOINED WE HAD ONLY BEEN AROUND FOR A FORTNIGHT....       � NOW THAT YOU ARE BORED IT'S TIME TO GREET PEOPLE... �HI TO..... � � THE REPLICANTS (USE MORE MAD MAX MUSIC!), � THE MEDWAY BOYS (NO MORE SLAGGINGS FROM NOW ON FROM ME - YOU ARE ONE OF THE ELITE CREWS NOW, BUT PLEASE TRY TO USE DIFFERENT MUSIC ON EACH DISK!), SEWER SOFTWARE (I'VE ONLY JUST HEARD OF YOU AND AS FAR AS I CAN SEE YOU GUYS DESERVE ALL THE GREETS YOU CAN GET - YOUR 'ELITE' DOCS ARE HUGE!!!), THE POMPEY PIRATES, THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK, TCB, TEX, L16, DELTA FORCE, TNT-CREW AND OTHERS OF THE UNION, ALL THE BLADE RUNNERS (ONLY MCA LEFT, I THINK!!), PHALANX, OMEGA, SYNC (IS THE SYNCHRON DEMO OUT 'COS NO-ONE HAS IT!!), DELIGHT, BIRDY, AND ALL THE OLD TIMERS WHO MAY STILL BE ALIVE... �B.O.S.S. , 42-CREW, 1001-CREW, STCS, CSS, AHA, 007, KAM, AND ATARI MAN....       �ALSO HELLO TO: COL, MAL, BOB, DEAN, TYCHO, IRS (HI MARK AND MIKE), AND SIMON. �

                                    � CAUTION! DO NOT USE THIS CD FOR YOUR INTERPHASE SAVE GAME! BEFORE HANDING OVER TO STAN MERCURY HERE ARE THE GREETINGS . . . HI TO THE OVERLANDERS (DOGUE DE NAUVE � EPSILON � FANATIC � HUMUNGUS � MISTER BEE � STAN MERCURY � PEEWEE � SPEEDLIGHT � TYPHON � WHITE SPIRIT � XBIOS MAN � ZARATHOUSTRA AND ZIGGY STARDUST) � THE MEDWAY BOYS � BIRDY � POMPEY PIRATES � MONTY � �STAN THE MAN � THE REPLICANTS , THE CAREBEARS � ARNO � THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY � THE LIGHT TEAM (WHERE ARE YOUR INTROS GUYS) � MCA � THE QUARTET � PURSY � IAN.C � STOPPPPPPPPPPPP! �OH WELL! ANOTHER XMAS WITHOUT SNOW. WHAT A PITY. IT WOULD HAVE MADE MY GARDEN LOOK LIKE EVERBODY ELSES. WHAT DO THE ZEBRUGGE FERRY AND A CONDOM HAVE IN COMMON? � �THEY ARE BOTH FULL OF DEAD SEAMEN. WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A BLACKMAN AT WORK? BIG MAC! LARGE FRIES PLEASE! � �A MAN WALKS INTO A CHEMIST TO BUY SOME BOG ROLL. THE CHEMIST SAYS TO HIM . . YOU CAN HAVE THE EXPENSIVE STUFF CALLED ANDREX FOR A QUID OR THE CHEAP STUFF WITH NO NAME ON FOR THIRTY PENCE. GIVE ME THE CHEAP STUFF THE GUY SAYS. ANYWAY TWO DAYS LATER THIS GUY COMES BACK TO THE CHEMIST AND SAYS TO THE ASSISTANT . . I HAVE THOUGHT OF A NAME FOR THAT BOG ROLL! JOHN WAYNE! . . WHY JOHN WAYNE? SAYS THE ASSISTANT. WELL YOU SEE � IT IS ROUGH � TOUGH AND DOES NOT TAKE ANY SHIT!       HI. VAPOUR FROM AUTOMATION.... �YES. YES THIS IS THE INTRO CODED ESPECIALLY FOR YOU !!!!       THIS INTRO IS VERY VERY VERY COOL. AND OVERLANDERS ARE VERY HAPPY TO SEND YOU THIS FABULOUS INTRO CODED ESPECIALLY FOR YOU!!! . PLEASE INSERT THIS INTRO IN YOUR FUTURE CD COMPACT, AND SEND ME ALL CD WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL INTRO. AND I SWAP THIS ONE IN ALL EUROPE FOR YOU !!!! IT IS A HONOUR FOR OVERLANDERS TO CODE THIS INTRO FOR YOU !!!! PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH LOGOS ! FONTS! YOU JUST TOUCH ALIEN !!! � �THIS INTRO WAS CODED BY MISTER BEE FROM OVERLANDERS. � � LOGO AUTOMATION AND SCROLL FONT BY SPEEDLIGHT. � �OVERLANDERS LOGO BY WHITE SPIRIT. � FONT EIGHT BY EIGHT BY ME (STAN MERCURY).       ALIEN BY ZARATHOUSTRA !!!! � �MANY MANY MANY THANKS TO SEND ME THE CD COMPACTS WITH THIS INTRO (YEAAHHHH !!!!). PLEASE SEND ME YOUR COMMENTS ON THIS INTRO FOR YOU !!! AND OVERLANDERS MAKE OTHERS INTRO FOR YOU. SINCE WE LIKE THEM !!!! � �I SEND YOU ALL OF THE SOURCE CODE. �PLEASE DO NOT DISTRIBUTE THIS ONE !!!!!!!!! � SEND ME A CD COMPACT WITH THIS INTRO (THANKS)       FRIENDLY � � STAN MERCURY (PRESIDENT OF OVERLANDERS FROM THE ALLIANCE) � � BYE AND SEE YA ! � GOLLOCKS TO THE REVOLUTION AND THE TIMELORDS (THE LAME BRITS) . . .                                    

AUTOMATION PRESENT MENU 191.... � �IT APPEARS THAT ONE OF THE SPRITES IN HELL RAISER WILL FLICKER DURING THE GAME, BUT THIS HAS BEEN ON ALL THE VERSIONS I HAVE EVER SEEN.... �GET ANY AUTOMATION MEMBER A WORKING COPY AND THEY WILL SEND IT TO ME SO THAT I CAN RE-DO IT....       � ALSO BREACH MAY NOT WORK FOR YOU... ALTHOUGH IT IS 100 PERCENT ON OUR MENU.... � FIRST YOU HAVE TO CREATE A SQUAD LEADER BY CLICKING ON 'SCENARIO.PRG' - ALL WILL THEN BE OK.... � � IF YOU BOUGHT THIS MENU DON'T GET ANOTHER FROM THE SAME SOURCE - GET A FREE VERSION FROM ELSEWHERE.... � NOT LONG FOR MENU 200.... � YES, SOON YOU WILL NEED ANOTHER DISK BOX.... � �POMPEY PIRATES.. �SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG TO REPLY TO YOUR SLAGGING ON MENU 18, BUT WE HAD TROUBLE GETTING YOUR MENUS... � AND WHY TWO VERSIONS OF 18? � � GREETS TO ALL THE USUALS.....      BIG MEGA HI TO XERID AND TUCKER.... � � BYE BYE FROM THE LAW.......             LOOK OUT 'COS....

OH! YEAH . . . CHECKITY-CHECK-CHECK CHECK THIS OUT! � �VAPOUR PRESENTS AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 192. �PRESS SPACE TO PLAY . . . 0 TO TOGGLE HERTZ . . . TOUGH LUCK FTL . . . . YOU MAY SAVE YOUR GAME TO THIS DISK! �I WAS GOING TO USE THE MEGABLAST SAMPLED SOUND BUT THE SPECTRUM ROUTINE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MACHINE TIME TO KEEP THE PALETTES ON THE SCREEN SO ALL I GOT WAS GREAT SOUND AND A PSYCHEDELIC DISPLAY. �TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE THIS VERSION IS PERFECT. I PLAYED IT FOR 4 HOURS NON STOP. HEY FTL! YOUR PROTECTION SUCKS . . . I LIKE THE ENCRYPTED WESTERN DIGITAL READ OPS DECODED BASED ON LENGTH OF PLAYTIME. PITY ABOUT THE JSR (A0)'S WHICH DECODE AND RUN THE ROUTINES. MY ROUTINES MAKE SURE ALL (A4) OFFSETS REMAIN THE VALUES THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SO SUCK ON THAT. CHECK IT OUT IF YOU THINK I'M KIDDING. �OK . . . PRESS SPACE AND LET'S GO CRACK SOME HEADS!      BY THE WAY FTL CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE THE NEAREST FOUNTAIN IS . . . MY CHARACTERS ARE GETTING VERY THIRSTY AND I DON'T WANT TO START AGAIN? WHY NO ONE DISK VERSION DOM? �REMEMBER TO EXAMINE WALLS FOR BUTTONS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES. TOUCH ALL HOLES �DRAINS �MARKINGS ETC. WALK INTO THE WALL AND YOU MAY FIND HIDDEN PASSAGES (ALL IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS) . . . FTL MAKE GREAT GAMES EH!       �HOW DID HITLER DIE?       HE FOUND HIS GAS BILL.       � � GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , THE POMPEY PIRATES , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , THE CAREBEARS , PURSY , IAN.C , KAM , AND THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY . . . . . . . . . AND HI TO DORK M.D I MEAN DERAK D.M � �HOW ARE YOU DIRK? . . . . � �P = POWER = 1-6 = FIRST SET OF SYMBOLS
P4 = LIGHT SPELL. P6 = ANTI MATTER SPELL.
P1 = STAMINA POTION. P2 = HEALTH POTION.
P61 = VENOM POTION. P31 = POISON GAS CLOUD.
P25 = ANTI POISON CLOUD. P15 = MAGICAL PROTECTION POTION.
P44 = FIREBALL. P51 = POISON BOLT. P52 = ANTI-MATERIAL.
P14 = MAGICAL PARTY PROTECTION. P655 = MANA POTION.
P635 = ZO KATH RA SPELL. P546 = MAKES ROOM DARKER.
P454 = PARTY FIRSHIELD. P451 = STRENGTH POTION.
P352 = DEXTERITY POTION. P345 = LONG-LASTING LIGHT.
P335 = FIREBALL 2. P326 = INVISIBILITY SPELL.

OH! YEAH . . . CHECKITY-CHECK-CHECK CHECK THIS OUT! � �VAPOUR PRESENTS AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 192. �I HAVE FIXED MY SPECTRUM CODE FOR THE STE SO ASK AROUND FOR ALL OTHER MENUS WHICH USED SPECTRUM PICS FOR THE �GRAPHIX AS I FIXED THEM ALL.. HERE IS A FEW... �CD 143 � �162 � �164 � �167 � �172 � �173 � �182 � �217 � �218 � �208 � �209 � �230. �READ OUR DISK INFOS AND SCROLLERS FOR ANY ALTERATIONS THAT MIGHT JUST BENEFIT YOU.... � �PRESS SPACE TO PLAY . . . 0 TO TOGGLE HERTZ . . . 1 TO 5 FOR MUSIC . . . YOU MAY SAVE YOUR GAME TO THIS DISK! �I WAS GOING TO USE THE MEGABLAST SAMPLED SOUND BUT THE SPECTRUM ROUTINE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MACHINE TIME TO KEEP THE PALETTES ON THE SCREEN SO ALL I GOT WAS GREAT SOUND AND A PSYCHEDELIC DISPLAY. �TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE THIS VERSION IS PERFECT. I PLAYED IT FOR 4 HOURS NON STOP. HEY FTL! YOUR PROTECTION SUCKS . . . I LIKE THE ENCRYPTED WESTERN DIGITAL READ OPS DECODED BASED ON LENGTH OF PLAYTIME. PITY ABOUT THE JSR (A0)'S WHICH DECODE AND RUN THE ROUTINES. MY ROUTINES MAKE SURE ALL (A4) OFFSETS REMAIN THE VALUES THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SO SUCK ON THAT. CHECK IT OUT IF YOU THINK I'M KIDDING. �OK . . . PRESS SPACE AND LET'S GO CRACK SOME HEADS!      BY THE WAY FTL CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE THE NEAREST FOUNTAIN IS . . . MY CHARACTERS ARE GETTING VERY THIRSTY AND I DON'T WANT TO START AGAIN? WHY NO ONE DISK VERSION DOM? �REMEMBER TO EXAMINE WALLS FOR BUTTONS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES. TOUCH ALL HOLES �DRAINS �MARKINGS ETC. WALK INTO THE WALL AND YOU MAY FIND HIDDEN PASSAGES (ALL IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS) . . . SAVE YOUR GAME TO THIS DISK! � �HOW DID HITLER DIE?       HE FOUND HIS GAS BILL.       � � GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , THE CAREBEARS , PURSY , IAN.C , KAM , AND THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY . . . . . . . . . POMPEY WHO.......       � P = POWER = 1-6 = FIRST SET OF SYMBOLS
P4 = LIGHT SPELL. P6 = ANTI MATTER SPELL.
P1 = STAMINA POTION. P2 = HEALTH POTION.
P61 = VENOM POTION. P31 = POISON GAS CLOUD.
P25 = ANTI POISON CLOUD. P15 = MAGICAL PROTECTION POTION.
P44 = FIREBALL. P51 = POISON BOLT. P52 = ANTI-MATERIAL.
P14 = MAGICAL PARTY PROTECTION. P655 = MANA POTION.
P635 = ZO KATH RA SPELL. P546 = MAKES ROOM DARKER.
P454 = PARTY FIRSHIELD. P451 = STRENGTH POTION.
P352 = DEXTERITY POTION. P345 = LONG-LASTING LIGHT.
P335 = FIREBALL 2. P326 = INVISIBILITY SPELL.
P325 = SEE THROUGH WALLS. P154 = VITALITY POTION.
P153 = WISDOM POTION. P152 = MARKS YOUR FOOTPRINTS.

           Intro Credits...

      All Coding And Graphics By

      � � Neil Of Cor Blimey


      � Music player by Vapour AUTOMATION PRESENT CD 193! ZAK MCKRACKEN AND THE ALIEN MINDBENDERS - �_HI GUYS! � � YES, THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS THE TWO COLOUR TOP SCROLLER! � � IT'S A GOOD JOB THAT THIS SCROLLER IS QUITE SHORT 'COZ IT MAKES YOUR EYES GO FUNNY IF YOU READ IT FOR TOO LONG! � � IF YOU THINK YOUR CLEVER BEING ABLE TO READ THIS SCROLL THEN JUST TRY READING THE ONE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN! � � HA HA HA! � � LET'S WRAP...                   �HI THERE FOLKS! � � WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS SCROLLER THEN? � � IT'S PRETTY HARD TO READ ISN'T IT! � � IN FACT, I'D SAY IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO READ! � � I'M NOT GOING TO TYPE MUCH TEXT FOR THIS SCROLLER 'COZ IT WOULD BE A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME SO LET'S END HERE.....                   � NEIL OF COR BLIMEY - VAPOUR - THE LAW - ANDY THE ARFLING - SHAREZ JEK - OZZWALD - IAN C - PURSY - WAYNE - NIK - DACK - STAN THE MAN - THE OVERLANDERS - THE LIGHT TEAM - THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY -

           PRESS 1 TO 9 AND A B C . . . � � THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY PRESENT COMPACT NO.194 , THE GRAPHICS ON THIS MENU WERE DONE BY MARCUS OF PYROTECHNICS AND THE FONT BY MIKE.W [NOW WHICH DISK DID I STEAL THIS FROM], AND THE DISK BY EGB. THE SCROLL FONT WAS DONE BY EGB AND ARN. THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM BAD COMPANY BY VAPOUR!!!! OK ALL YOU AUTOMATION MEMBERS, ARE YOU INTERESTED IN HAVING 120K OF SCROLL TEXT TO WRITE IN THE NEW SUB HUMAN SCROLL DEMO WHICH WILL HAVE APPROX 600K OF CONTINUOUS SCROLL TEXT. ANY SUITABLE STUPID STORIES ARE ACCEPTABLE, FOR INSTANCE AT THE MOMENT WE HAVE TWO SCROLL STORIES ON THE GO - NUMBER 1. THE RETURN OF THE THARGS BY ARN BASED ON THE HUGO NEBULA AWARD WINNING MAJOR WORK OF THE DECADE!!!!! [MODEST EH!!] ...... THARGS ....... AND THEN SCROLL STORY NUMBER 2. THE CHUCK BREAKFAST STORY ....... A STORY OF THE GREAT PROTECTOR OF FURRY ANIMALS COME AARDVARK BUGGERER..... THESE TWO STORIES WILL BE 60K EPICS. ANYHOW HOW ABOUT SOME GREETS . . . . . . HI TO VAPOUR [WHAT A STUPID NAME, DID THE LAST ONE VAPOURISE], ANDY THE ARFLING [HAVE YOU SENT YOUR SWITCHBLADE INFINITE LIVES TO ZERO YET!!!!]. MIKE W [I HEAR YOU TRIED TO COME AND SEE ME LATELY, I W'LL BE IN NEXT TIME....] OZZ [WHERE ARE YOU MAN!!!!] �MANTOR [WHY DID YOU GREET US, HAD YOU SEEN FLAPS OR SOMETHING] �ALL OTHER MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION OTHER GREETINGS GO TO PYROTECHNICS, THE REPLICANTS, THE CAREBEARS, THE OVERLANDERS, THE MEDWAY BOYS, THE UNION [WHAT NO DEMOS], WELL AFTER THAT, WE HAVEN'T HAD ANY SLAGGING YET, WHERE'S BIRDY [I SEE YOUR VERSION OF KICK OFF EXTRA TIME HAD KNACKED GRAPHICS!!!] ULTIMATE SLAGGING MUST GO TO TECHNO FORCE [ELECTRIC BLUE] STILL THE THE MOST LAME BUNCH OF NERDS EVER.... RIPPED OFF ANY AUTOMATION MENUS LATELY!!!!! AFTER ALL OF THAT WE SHALL BRING THIS SCROLLER TO AN END. BYE BYE .............................................WRAP TIME...............             � �

AUTOMATION PRESENT MENU 195.... FONT BY XERID - PIC BY TUCKER.... �POWERPLAY COULD HAVE BEEN A LOT SMALLER, BUT IT'S BE NICE TO 512K OWNERS WEEK.... �THIS MENU WAS RELEASED AFTER 189 BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT NUMBER VAPOUR WILL USE NEXT! � WHO SAYS WE ONLY DO THE NAFF STUFF - WE DO IT ALL!! � �IT'S NOW JAN 1ST 1990 AND HERE ARE SOME THOUGHTS FOR THE NEW YEAR.... � WHERE IS OZZ? �- �WHEN WILL CHRISPY NOODLE PHONE? �- �WILL ANDY THE ARFLING EVER GET IN TOUCH WITH US? �- �HOW THE HELL DO YOU KILL ALL THE BORDERS? �- �WHO IS ROB NORTHEN? �- �WHEN WILL S4C HAVE A GOOD FILM ON? �- �WHEN WILL STUPID PEOPLE STOP USING 11-SECTORED DISKS? �- �WILL JANE MARRY DES? �- �WILL WIZBIT EVER GO HOME? �- �ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME SCOTT LEFT NEIGHBOURS? �- �WHO IS THE ORIGINAL SNOT GOBBLER? �- �HOW LONG BEFORE A PICTURE SHORTAGE HITS US AGAIN? �- �WHEN WILL PACKER VERSION 3.0 BE READY �- �DOES ANYONE CARE? �- �ALL THESE PROBLEMS AND MORE WON'T BE SOLVED BY US, BUT HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR.... � �NO CREW GREETS ON THIS DISK 'COS WE GREETED ENOUGH ON THE PREVIOUS SIX... � �MANY THANKS TO XERID FOR THE FONT (IT'S NOW PROPORTIONAL DON'T YA KNOW!!! - BUT PLEASE DRAW BRACKETS NEXT TIME, 'COS I HAD TO CUT A 'C' TO MAKE THESE!!!) ALSO THANKS TO MORAY FOR THE PIC ON 188 AND PHILL FOR THE PIC ON 187... �OTHER GRAFIX GREETS TO MERLIN, IAN.C, WAYNE, PURSY, TIMELORD, KIM, CHO, XERID, PHILL, TUCKER AND MARL... � THESE PEOPLE GIVE THE MENUS THAT PROFESSIONAL TOUCH BY GIVING US GREAT PICTURES, AND I FEEL THAT THIS DISK SHOULD BE DEDICATED TO ALL THE "AUTOMATION" ARTISTS...... � �BYE BYE FOR NOW..... � THE LAW.... � �WILL MAL GET HIS DISKS BACK? � �

...... ONE MEG MONSTERS ...... � � AUTOMATION PRESENT MENU 196.... � � HELLO POMPEY PIRATES.... � I HAVE HEARD RUMOURS OF YOU SLAGGING ME OFF.... � �I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE SAID, BUT IF IT IS ABOUT ME SAYING - "THUNDER IS CRAP" �- THEN I APPOLOGISE, AS I DIDN'T REALISE IT WAS A NEW THUNDER (THE ONE I SAW WAS CRAP!)... � � HOWEVER, IF YOU SLAGGED ME OFF BECAUSE OF MY - DEREK EXPOSURE - THEN I DON'T BACK DOWN... � �I DON'T WANT A SLAGGING WAR WITH YOU BECAUSE THEY REALLY ARE POINTLESS (IE, YOU SLAG US, WE SLAG YOU, YOU SLAG US.... �GET THE IDEA?)      NUFF SAID... �ON WITH THE SCROLL... � � OZZ IS ALIVE AND KICKING (YES, I HAVE TALKED WITH HIM!) � � SCROLLTEXTS ARE VERY DANGEROUS THINGS, DON'T YOU THINK? � �FONT AND GRAFIX BY XERID, WITH ALL CODING AND MUSIC RIPPING BY ME! (THE LAW)       CHASE HQ IS ONE MEG BECAUSE IT IS FAR MORE PLAYABLE WHEN HELD IN RAM... I HAVE ALSO RELEASED A 512K BOOT VERSION... � �ALSO, WHEN PLAYING IN 60HZ YOU DO SO AT YOUR OWN RISK - THE PROG WAS DESIGNED TO KNACKER UP IN 60HZ, BUT I HAVE AT LEAST GOT IT GOING...      BALLANCE OF POWER NEEDS THE DISK TO BE WRITE ENABLED... � �CHECK YOU DON'T HAVE A VIRUS IN MEMORY FIRST!...WELL, ONLY THREE MORE TO GO BEFORE WE CHECK OUT OF THE NUMBERS STARTING WITH "1" - 300 COMING SOON.... �LET'S GET THE GREETS OUT OF THE WAY...... � HI.... �THE MEDWAY BOYS (HOW ABOUT A GREET?), THE POMPEY PIRATES (NICE BATMAN HACK - OURS COMING SOON), THE UNION (ALL MEMBERS - HOW ABOUT A GREET?), THE BLADERUNNERS (ALL MEMBERS - HOW ABOUT A GREET?), SEWER SOFTWARE (GREET ME, GUYS!), GUARDIANS OF LOGIK (AFTER ALL, I DO GREET YOU!), THE OVERLANDERS (NICE INTRO - BUT THE SCROLLER IS TOO FAST!!! - ALSO, HOW ABOUT A GREET ON A ONE FOR ONE BASIS?), THE LIGHT TEAM (WILL YOU GREET ME IN YOUR NEW INTRO?), HRFH, REVOLUTION, EMPIRE (THANKS FOR THE AUTOMATION GREET!), HOTLINE (AND BIRDY! - LIKEWISE!), DELIGHT, MAL, COL, BOB, DEAN, JON (THANX FOR THE UP-GRADE!), XERID, IRS (MARK/MIKE), SIMON, THE ORIGINAL SNOT GOBBLER (WHO IS THIS MAN?) AND OF COURSE TO YOU..... �I HAVE JUST DONE CHASE HQ... �LOAD IT TO SEE HOW IMPRESSED I WAS WITH THE PROTECTION... � �R.N.C. ARE A JOKE.... � � DON'T BUY THIS DISK FROM ANYONE... �NONE OF THEM ARE FOR SALE... � �TIME TO WRAP...... � �...... ONE MEG MONSTERS...... � � NO, THAT WASN'T THE WRAP... �I'M STILL HERE.... � �OH, GOD.. �THE SCROLLERS GONE WRONG... � I SAID.... �WRA

...... ONE MEG MONSTERS ...... � � AUTOMATION PRESENT MENU 196.... � � HELLO POMPEY PIRATES.... � I HAVE HEARD RUMOURS OF YOU SLAGGING ME OFF.... � �I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE SAID, BUT IF IT IS ABOUT ME SAYING - "THUNDER IS CRAP" �- THEN I APPOLOGISE, AS I DIDN'T REALISE IT WAS A NEW THUNDER (THE ONE I SAW WAS CRAP!)... � � HOWEVER, IF YOU SLAGGED ME OFF BECAUSE OF MY - DEREK EXPOSURE - THEN I DON'T BACK DOWN... � �I DON'T WANT A SLAGGING WAR WITH YOU BECAUSE THEY REALLY ARE POINTLESS (IE, YOU SLAG US, WE SLAG YOU, YOU SLAG US.... �GET THE IDEA?)      NUFF SAID... �ON WITH THE SCROLL... � � OZZ IS ALIVE AND KICKING (YES, I HAVE TALKED WITH HIM!) � � SCROLLTEXTS ARE VERY DANGEROUS THINGS, DON'T YOU THINK? � �FONT AND GRAFIX BY XERID, WITH ALL CODING AND MUSIC RIPPING BY ME! (THE LAW)       CHASE HQ IS ONE MEG BECAUSE IT IS FAR MORE PLAYABLE WHEN HELD IN RAM... I HAVE ALSO RELEASED A 512K BOOT VERSION... � �ALSO, WHEN PLAYING IN 60HZ YOU DO SO AT YOUR OWN RISK - THE PROG WAS DESIGNED TO KNACKER UP IN 60HZ, BUT I HAVE AT LEAST GOT IT GOING...      BALLANCE OF POWER NEEDS THE DISK TO BE WRITE ENABLED... � �CHECK YOU DON'T HAVE A VIRUS IN MEMORY FIRST!...WELL, ONLY THREE MORE TO GO BEFORE WE CHECK OUT OF THE NUMBERS STARTING WITH "1" - 300 COMING SOON.... �LET'S GET THE GREETS OUT OF THE WAY...... � HI.... �THE MEDWAY BOYS (HOW ABOUT A GREET?), THE POMPEY PIRATES (NICE BATMAN HACK - OURS COMING SOON), THE UNION (ALL MEMBERS - HOW ABOUT A GREET?), THE BLADERUNNERS (ALL MEMBERS - HOW ABOUT A GREET?), SEWER SOFTWARE (GREET ME, GUYS!), GUARDIANS OF LOGIK (AFTER ALL, I DO GREET YOU!), THE OVERLANDERS (NICE INTRO - BUT THE SCROLLER IS TOO FAST!!! - ALSO, HOW ABOUT A GREET ON A ONE FOR ONE BASIS?), THE LIGHT TEAM (WILL YOU GREET ME IN YOUR NEW INTRO?), HRFH, REVOLUTION, EMPIRE (THANKS FOR THE AUTOMATION GREET!), HOTLINE (AND BIRDY! - LIKEWISE!), DELIGHT, MAL, COL, BOB, DEAN, JON (THANX FOR THE UP-GRADE!), XERID, IRS (MARK/MIKE), SIMON, THE ORIGINAL SNOT GOBBLER (WHO IS THIS MAN?) AND OF COURSE TO YOU..... �I HAVE JUST DONE CHASE HQ... �LOAD IT TO SEE HOW IMPRESSED I WAS WITH THE PROTECTION... � �R.N.C. ARE A JOKE.... � � DON'T BUY THIS DISK FROM ANYONE... �NONE OF THEM ARE FOR SALE... � �TIME TO WRAP...... � �...... ONE MEG MONSTERS...... � � NO, THAT WASN'T THE WRAP... �I'M STILL HERE.... � �OH, GOD.. �THE SCROLLERS GONE WRONG... � I SAID.... �WRA

                        � � AUTOMATION MENU 197 (ONE MEG TITLES) � I.R.S. AND THE LAW PRESENT THEIR FIRST DIGI-MENU.... � ALL PICS BY IRS, WITH ALL CODING BY THE LAW... � FONT BY XERID       �KEYS... �A - LOAD SHERMAN M4 � � B - LOAD ROLLER COASTER RUMBLER � � H - CHANGE HERTZ � � PLUS (ON KP) - FASTER � � MINUS (ON KP) - SLOWER � �R - REVERSE � � F - FLIP-FLOP � � N - NORMAL � � 0-9 - MUSIC � � ESC - REBOOT SYSTEM � � (SORRY FOR THE CHANGE, BUT WHAT THE HELL!!)      OVER THE NEXT FEW WEEKS I (THE LAW) SHALL BE DOING LESS AND LESS (BLOODY A-LEVELS!), BUT EXPECT TO SEE ME ON THE ODD MENU HERE AND THERE..... � � OF COURSE, DACK WILL STILL BE GOING (AS WILL THE REST OF AUTOMATION, NO DOUBT! �- �NICE TO TALK TO YOU, OZZWALD!!) � �WE ARE NOW OVER THE 200 MARK!! (THIS DISK IS LATE.... �SORRY VAPOUR.....)       COMING SOON ON FUTURE AUTOMATION DISKS.......       DRAGON SPIRIT (ONE MEG), ARMADA (ONE MEG), THE GRAIL (ONE MEG), POLICE QUEST (ONE MEG), CONFLICT IN EUROPE (ONE MEG), HILLSFAR (ONE MEG), TARGET RANGE (512K), COLONIAL CONQUEST (512K), DR.DOOM ADVENTURE (512K)...... �PLUS MANY,MANY MORE......... � � WHAT A LOT OF ONE MEG TITLES THERE.... � YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO BUY AN UPGRADE THEN, WON'T YOU SIMON!!..... � �I DON'T KNOW WHEN I WILL SEE YOU AGAIN, SO BYE, BYE........      THE I.R.S CONSISTS OF � � NOOKEY � � FLANNY � � AND � �TUCKER � �........BYE BYE........       � �

                        � � AUTOMATION MENU 197 (ONE MEG TITLES) � I.R.S. AND THE LAW PRESENT THEIR FIRST DIGI-MENU.... � ALL PICS BY IRS, WITH ALL CODING BY THE LAW... � FONT BY XERID       �KEYS... �A - LOAD SHERMAN M4 � � B - LOAD ROLLER COASTER RUMBLER � � H - CHANGE HERTZ � � PLUS (ON KP) - FASTER � � MINUS (ON KP) - SLOWER � �R - REVERSE � � F - FLIP-FLOP � � N - NORMAL � � 0-9 - MUSIC � � ESC - REBOOT SYSTEM � � (SORRY FOR THE CHANGE, BUT WHAT THE HELL!!)      OVER THE NEXT FEW WEEKS I (THE LAW) SHALL BE DOING LESS

           Intro Credits...

      All Coding And Graphics By

      � � Neil Of Cor Blimey


      � �Music ripping by Ozz

      � Menu making by Vapour. AUTOMATION PRESENT CD 198! - PRESS 1 FOR MINDBENDER (LEAVE THIS DISK WRITE ENABLED AND DON'T CREATE ANY EXTRA LEVELS AS THIS FILE IS PACKED) - 2 AYATOLLA INVADERS - 3 FOR STARBLAZE - 4 FOR TERRYS BIG ADVENTURE - 5 FOR GILBERT ESCAPE FROM DRILL - _HI GUYS! � � YES, THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS THE TWO COLOUR TOP SCROLLER! � � IT'S A GOOD JOB THAT THIS SCROLLER IS QUITE SHORT 'COZ IT MAKES YOUR EYES GO FUNNY IF YOU READ IT FOR TOO LONG! � � IF YOU THINK YOUR CLEVER BEING ABLE TO READ THIS SCROLL THEN JUST TRY READING THE ONE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN! � � HA HA HA!            HI TO THE OVERLANDERS - THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY - THE REPLICANTS - THE LIGHT TEAM - THE CAREBEARS AND OF COURSE YOU      HI THERE FOLKS! � � WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS SCROLLER THEN? � � IT'S PRETTY HARD TO READ ISN'T IT! � � IN FACT, I'D SAY IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO READ! � � I'M NOT GOING TO TYPE MUCH TEXT FOR THIS SCROLLER 'COZ IT WOULD BE A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME SO LET'S END HERE.....                   � YES FOLKS! � I EVEN HAVE ENOUGH PROCESSOR TIME FOR A VERTICAL SCROLLER! � THE TROUBLE WITH THIS KIND OF SCROLLER IS THAT IT TAKES TOO LONG TO SCROLL THROUGH THE WHOLE OF A MESSAGE SO THE LONGER I GO ON TYPING THIS TEXT THE LESS CHANGE THERE IS THAT SOMEBODY WILL EVER READ IT! � SO WHAT BETTER EXCUSE IS THERE TO STOP THE SCROLL RIGHT HERE AND WRAP       � �

           PRESS 1 TO 9 AND A B C . . . � � COMPACT NO.199 . . . . . . ALMOST THERE! �, THE FAB GRAPHICS ON THIS MENU WERE DONE BY PURSY � NOW THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL CLIP ART. GREETINGS GO TO PYROTECHNICS, THE REPLICANTS, THE CAREBEARS, THE OVERLANDERS, THE MEDWAY BOYS, THE POMPEI PIRATES . . . OOOPS!       � AND DORK M.D . . . �MEANT THAT. � �ULTIMATE SLAGGING MUST GO TO TECHNO FORCE [ELECTRIC BLUE] STILL THE THE MOST LAME BUNCH OF NERDS EVER.... RIPPED OFF ANY AUTOMATION MENUS LATELY!!!!! AFTER ALL OF THAT WE SHALL BRING THIS SCROLLER TO AN END. BYE BYE .............................................WRAP TIME...............

           PRESS 1 TO 9 AND A B C . . . � � COMPACT NO.199 . . . . . . ALMOST THERE! �, THE FAB GRAPHICS ON THIS MENU WERE DONE BY PURSY � NOW THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL CLIP ART. GREETINGS GO TO PYROTECHNICS, THE REPLICANTS, THE CAREBEARS, THE OVERLANDERS, THE MEDWAY BOYS, THE POMPEI PIRATES . . . OOOPS!       � AND DORK M.D . . . �MEANT THAT. � �ULTIMATE SLAGGING MUST GO TO TECHNO FORCE [ELECTRIC BLUE] STILL THE THE MOST LAME BUNCH OF NERDS EVER.... RIPPED OFF ANY AUTOMATION MENUS LATELY!!!!! AFTER ALL OF THAT WE SHALL BRING THIS SCROLLER TO AN END. BYE BYE .............................................WRAP TIME...............

PRESS ESC TO EXIT INTRO ON SKIDOO.       PLEASE NOTE THAT THE GREAT COURTS IS SAVED TO TRACK 82. ALSO NOTE THAT I HAVE WRITTEN A WESTERN DIGITAL FILE LOADER INTO THE GAME SO IT MUST BE RUN FROM DRIVE A. IF YOU ARE USING BOOT FROM B OR A SWITCH TO USE YOUR ONE MEG B DRIVE AS DRIVE A THEN ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT I HOPE IT WORKS FOR YOU. IF NOT THEN TOUGH! BUY A ONE MEG DRIVE A UPGRADE FOR 50 QUID. SO HERE YOU HAVE OUR 2 HUNDRETH PROPERLY COMPACTED DISK. NONE OF THIS LEAVE HALF THE GAME UNCOMPACTED FOR US. IF YOU CAN'T PACK ALL THE GAME THEN YOU ARE THICK AND SHOULDN'T BOTHER IN THE FIRST PLACE. ANYONE WHO USES THE THUNDER ONE MEG FILE PACKER IS A PRATT. WHO THE HELL WANTS ONE MEG FILES WHEN THE GAMES CAN BE PACKED TO RUN IN HALF MEG. OK .... 300 HERE WE COME .... � WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF DOING MORE NEWER STUFF . . . WELL I WAS ANYWAY! � UNTIL A PACKAGE FROM AUSTRALIA ARRIVED . . . . . . AND GUESS WHAT . . . LOADS OF OLD CRAP . . . . . SO HERE IS WHAT IS COMING YOUR WAY SHORTLY . . . . DON'T WORRY! I WON'T MIX ANY NEWER TITLES IN WITH THIS LOT. . . . HERE GOES . . . �TOLTEKA �ST POOL 1.3 �TECHMATE �BOB MORANE JUNGLE �TRUMP CASTLE �CROSSWORD COMPILER �MONOPOLY �BACKGAMMON �FORMULA ONE GRAND PRIX �BATTLE FOR THE THRONE �FIST OF FURY �ROULETTE �PHANTASIE I V2.0 �BRAINBOX �THE PRESIDENT IS MISSING [WISH HE WAS] �MAGIC BLUES �MAGIC CASES �MAGIC ALPHABET �TRIVIA MASTER �FINAL ASSAULT �HACKER �ULTIMA II �PEGGAMMON �THE GRAIL �POLICE QUEST I �. . . . . � OK FOLKS I HAVE DONE PACKED VERSIONS OF OIL IMPERIUM AND PIRATES BUT THEY WERE CRACKED BY THE MEDWAY BOYS. WILL SOMEONE PLEASE SEND ME AN ORIGINAL OF THESE TWO TITLES AND I WILL CRACK AND PACK THE PROG FILE AND PUT THEM ON A CD FOR YA! I'VE ALSO DONE HILLSFAR �FULL METAL PLANETE AND HIGHWAY PATROL. �THERE IS LOADS MORE STUFF BEING DONE. I AM TRYING TO DO MORE MULTI DISK BOOT GAMES IN THE STYLE OF GREAT COURTS . . . HALF MEG . . . YEAH! HOWEVER IF IT'S NOT POSSIBLE TO SQUEEZE IN THE EXTRA CODE NECESSARY THEN I WILL MAKE IT A MEG FILE. �SO! AS ALWAYS . . . BUY AN UPGRADE AND REMOVE THEM THERE COBWEBS FROM THY POCKET!             PRESS 4 TO 9 AND A TO H . . . � � 0 TOGGLES HERTZ.       MUSIC RIPPING BY VAPOUR!!!! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE REST OF AUTOMATION . . . OZZ HAS NO ST . . . ANDY THE ARFLING HAS A KNACKERED ST . . . NEIL OF COR BLIMEY SOLD HIS . . . SHAREZ JEK . . . WELL GET A LOAD OF ALL THAT OLD STUFF . . . I HOPE HE STARTS ON THE NEW STUFF I SENT HIM. � �COME ON GUYS! GET MORE STUFF DONE. PULL YOUR FINGERS OUT! CONCENTRATE ON THE NEW TITLES. I AM THE ONE WHO IS SUPPOSED TO BE TIED DOWN. IF I CAN DO AS MUCH AS I'VE DONE RECENTLY THEN I'M SURE YOU CAN DO BETTER. NO MACHINE IS NO EXCUSE. USE A FRIENDS ST. KILL FOR ONE . . . THEY ARE OUT THERE . . . . � � WE HAVE SEEN MANY NEW SCROLLERS INCLUDING THIS ONE FROM THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND THE OVERLANDERS INTRO USED ON CD 190 [WE HOPE THEY BOTH HAVE MORE TO COME AS VARIETY IS MORE INTERESTING DON'T YOU THINK! WE HAVE USED LOADS OF GOOD GRAPHICS FROM OUR ARTISTS IAN.C, PURSY, NIK, WAY, MERLIN ETC . . . WELL GO ON PRESS SOME LETTERS TO CHANGE THE MUSIC. � . . . . MEGA-MAJOR-MINOR HI TO THE REPLICANTS [SNAKE, COBRA, DOM, FURY, RATBOY, ELWOOD] THE OVERLANDERS [DOGUE DE MAUVE, EPSILON, FURYO, HUMUNGUS, MISTER BEE, PEEWEE, SPEEDLIGHT, STAN MERCURY, SYGMA FORCE, TYPHON, WHITE SPIRIT, X BIOS MEN, ZIGGY STARDUST] THE CAREBEARS, THE MEDWAY BOYS, THE LIGHT TEAM [WHERE ARE YOU GUYS, ARE YOU STILL ALIVE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE CODING FOR US, NOT SLEEPING], MANTOR, BIRDY, KAM, PURSY, NIK FROM THE QUARTET, IAN.C, MERLIN, WAY, M.O.B, MONTY, STAN THE MAN, MCA, DELIGHT, POMPEY PIRATE . . . . WELL AFTER THAT, WE HAVEN'T HAD ANY SLAGGING YET, SO F*** OFF DORK M.D BYE BYE .......................... MORE BOUNCE TO THE OUNCE ......................... WRAP TIME ...............

ggn wrote on 07.01.09 at 15:45:49:



Wrong text here.

#191v2 is other wrong text.

Will email you later though I get the feeling a scroller written these days may sound like an episode of "grumpy old men"

AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 231      ONE MEG OF RAM NEEDED � � SORRY � �PRESS 1 FOR RAINBOW ISLANDS � � PRESS 2 FOR HILLSFAR       � �[
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THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIC       � �ASK YOUR DEALER FOR THE REISSUE OF COMPACT 23 WITH AN EXTRA TITLE AN IMPROVED PICTURE PLUS MUSIC ETC ETC ETC            

KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED TO AUTOMATION CDS AND YOU MAY JUST FIND SPACE ACE ON THEM. �WELL AT LEAST I AM HOPING TO DO SOMETHING WITH IT WHEN I GET IT. CMON EDITMAN OR PHIL THE PILOT . . . WHERE IS IT? �I CAN NOT WAIT ANY LONGER! I WANT TO GET MY MITS ON IT! �I ALSO WANT AN ORIGINAL OF RAINBOW WARRIORS AND AQUANAUT SO I CAN HAVE A GO AT PACKING THEM INTO 512K FILE VERSIONS TOO!      HOWEVER DO NOT EXPECT TO SEE THESE TITLES ON CD AS I HAVE NOT LOOKED AT THEM TO WORK OUT WHETHER IT IS POSSIBLE TO PUT THEM ON COMPACT OR NOT! �SO, PASS ME AN ORIGINAL AND I WILL CHECK EM OUT! GREETINGS GO TO EVERYONE OUT THERE WHO IS NOT A LAMER. � �WHATS A LAMER MISS?      _ AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 232 �- �WILL THEY EVER END? �YOU NEVER KNOW! REMEMBER THE SAYING �-ALL GOOD THINGS MUST COME TO AN END- � � _ NUMERO 1 WILL GIVE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAARGH FROM SHARAZ JEK �- �WHATS HAPPENED TO FIGHTER BOMBER ANDREW? � � - � � _ BONKING 2 GIVES YOU CROSSOUT FROM NEIL OF COR BLIMEY � � - � �

COPY THIS DISK DOUBLE SIDED 82 TRACKS 10 SECTORS. THERE IS A SAMPLE ON THE B SIDE! �GREETINGS GO TO EVERYONE OUT THERE WHO IS NOT A LAMER. � �WHATS A LAMER MISS?      _ AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 233 �- �THERE IS NO END TO AUTOMATION COMPACTS �- _ FOR WILDLIFE PRESS KEY ONE - _ FOR THE MAN FROM THE COUNCIL PRESS KEY TWO -

      � �AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 234 ------ �HIT ONE TO PLAY SPORTING TRIANGLES ------ PRESS TWO TO PLAY POPQUIZ ELSE HIT SPACEBAR FOR ZKUL AND WEST ------ � HI TO ALL MEMBERS OF THE REPLICANTS --- THE OVERLANDERS --- THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY --- THE QUARTET --- THE CAREBEARS --- TEX --- MCA --- KAM --- THE LIGHT TEAM --- SEWER SOFT --- PURSY --- MERLIN --- XERUD --- IAN C --- MONTY --- MOB --- STAN THE MAN ---

            �HELLO CHAPS - THIS IS AUTOMATION DISK 235 � TIME FOR SOME TRIVIA FOR ALL YOU BOFFS....WHAT HAS YURI ANDROPOV AND LEONARDO DA VINCI GOT IN COMMON..IS IT A: THEY ARE BOTH DEAD. B:THEY BOTH HAVE FOREIGN NAMES. C:THEY BOTH PLAY GOLF WITH BOB HOSKINS..ANSWERS ON A DISK PLEASE,AS WE ARE RUNNING OUT VERY FAST       � � THIS INTRO WAS CODED BY STAN MERCURY WITH HELP BY MISTER BEE. � OVERLANDERS LOGO BY WHITE SPIRIT FONTE BY FURYO (NEW GRAPHIST) AND DRAGON BY ZARA. �MUSIC BY AN COOL OF TCB (THANKS). � � OVERLANDERS MEMBERS ARE : ADSO, DOGUE, EPSILON, FURYO, HUMUNGUS, MISTER BEE, PEEWEE, SPEEDLIGHT, STAN MERCURY, SYGMA FORCE, TYPHON, WHITE SPIRIT AND ZIGGY STARDUST.....            COMING SOON BIG DOGS COCK DISK 236                         �

DISK 236 - THIS ONE SHOULD BE VERY INTERESTING FOR ALL WHO DARE TO READ IT ALL      WHY?       �WELL JUST RECENTLY THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF GROUPS SLAGGING EACH OTHER OFF, WELL DONT YOU THINK THIS IS BEING JUST A LITTLE BIT SILLY,       � YES? � � WELL I THINK IT SHOULD CONTINUE!       � �FIRST SLAGGINGS GO TO THE POMPOUS PIRATES ( THEY HAVE GOT TO BE ONE OF THE LAMEST PACKING GROUPS AROUND, APART FROM THE FACT THAT ONLY ONE OF THEM DOES ANYTHING AND HE IS NOT VERY GOOD, WAS CHAOS TOO HARD FOR YOU, YOU POOR LITTLE THING, GO AND PLAY WITH SOME LEGO, KID!) , THE REPLICANTS (LETS TALK AVERAGE, THESE GUYS ARE THE MOST OVER-RATED GROUPS OF HASBEENS ON THE SCENE, COME ON GUYS RETIRE) , THE CAREBEARS ( CRAPPY DEMOS GALORE, IT HAS ALL BEEN DONE ON THE AMIGA AND A LOT BETTER AT THAT, GO BACK TO THE C64 OR BECOME AMIGA DICKHEADS) , MEDWAY BOYS (ANOTHER BUNCH OF WANKERS WHO ARE AVERAGE AT BEST AND APPALING THE REST OF THE TIME, SCOTTISH ARSEHOLES!) , BIRDY (100 PERCENT WANKER, SODDING JOCK GO TOSS YOUR CABER OR EAT SOME HAGGIS, BARBARIAN SCUM) , HOTLINE (NEW WANKERS, SAME AS THE OLD WANKERS      HOTLINE EQUALS CRAP DISKS AND CRAP PACKS!) , NEW ORDER (DORK MD AND TOSSPOT WANKER MATES COME ON GUYS STOP SHAFTING EACH OTHER AND TRY AND DO SOMETHING GOOD , SOME CHANCE!) , FLEXIBLE FRONT ( MORE DEMO WANKERS) , OVERLANDERS (VERY AVERAGE MENU CODE, IDIOTS) , SYNC (DEMO WANKERS) , MCA (WHO? MORE CRAP ASSEMBLY) , EMPIRE (MODEM DICKHEADS, WOT NO TALENT!) , DELIGHT (POSSIBLY THE WORST HACKERS ON THE ST) , ELECTRIC BLUE (NEVER HEARD OF THESE LAMERS) , FALLEN ANGELS (FROG BASTEDS) , THE PRESIDENT (ULTRA SLOW JOCK, WOT NO HEIGHT) , EQUINOX (GOOD TV PROG , SHIT GROUP) , SEWER SOFTWARE (IF WE WANTED DOCS WE WOULD BUY A PHOTOCOPIER) , THE LOST BOYS (LOST IT? , THEY NEVER WERE ANY GOOD) , FLOPPY COPY CREW (YOUR DISKS AINT WORTH COPYING GUYS!) , VAPOUR (WOT A BIG HEADED WANKER THIS TWAT IS) , OZZ ( THIS IS THE GUY WHO RIPPED THE HAPPY PACKER OFF AND CHANGED THE FLASH) , SHARAZ JERK (ONLY PACKS CRAP SHITTY JASON DONOVAN LOOKALIKE) , THE LAW (THE ONE MEG ONLY WANKER , ALSO A USELESS WELSH WINDBAG), NEIL OF COR BLIMEY (EGOTISTICAL SHIT , NOT A VERY GOOD HACKER EITHER!) , THE BBC (I WOULD RATHER HAVE ITV THANKS VERY MUCH) , IAN.C AND WAYNE (DO SHIT GRAPHIX , COS THEY CANT DO SOMETHING USEFUL LIKE CODE, ALL THEIR PICTURES ARE DIGITISED ANYWAY) , GUARDIANS OF LOGIK (HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET INTO AUTOMATION, AT LEAST TALENTLESS BALD EAGLE HAS LEFT THEM) , DACK (EQUALS CACK) , SUB HUMANS (MORE JOCK WANKERS) , HAL (NOT EVEN A PART OF AUTOMATION , OOPS HE GOT BUSTED HE HE HE) , EDITMAN (YOUR NEXT , CRAP COPIES OF SHIT FILMS) , BILBO (WHO THE FUCK IS THIS DICKHEAD , COMPACTED DEMOS , GROW UP BOY!) , TOM B (I DONT KNOW ABOUT T O M B YOU SHOULD BE BURIED ALIVE!) , JPM (YOU STOLE OUR PACKER, YOU THIEVING SHITS) , RAMEESH (YOUR COFFEE TASTES LIKE SHIT) , WILD SHAOLIN (MULTIFACED ANY CRAP RECENTLY , LAME TWATS) , WAYNE SMITHSON (A STOS GAMES PROGRAMMER!) , REBEL (MAD BIKER TWAT) , WELL I THINK THAT ABOUT COVERS MY SHIT LIST - EVERYONE OF THEM A WANKER, WHO AM I YOU MAY BE ASKING, WELL I AM KNOWN AS THE BANDOG, AND THIS IS MY FIRST AND LAST MENU, I DO NOT WANT TO BE A PART OF A BUNCH OF WANKERS, CRAP CODE , CRAP PACKS, AND FRIENDLY WITH WANKERS LIKE THE POMPOUS PIRATES, CRAPWAY BOYS AND THE REPLICUNTS ,SO ALL THAT IS LEFT TO SAY IS, YOU ARE ALL WANKERS AND CAN ALL FUCK RIGHT OFF                                                 � �COMIN SOON BIG DOGS COCK CD NUMBER 1 � � PACKED AND READY �F29 RETALIATOR, BEAST BUSTERS, FINAL FIGHT AND SHADOW OF THE BEAST                               � � FUCK OFF COCKSUCKERS                               � � STILL THERE SHITHEAD       � � FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK                        

DISK 236 - THIS ONE SHOULD BE VERY INTERESTING FOR ALL WHO DARE TO READ IT ALL      WHY?       �WELL JUST RECENTLY THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF GROUPS SLAGGING EACH OTHER OFF, WELL DONT YOU THINK THIS IS BEING JUST A LITTLE BIT SILLY,       � YES? � � WELL I THINK IT SHOULD STOP! INSTEAD OF SLAGGING OFF OTHERS WHY NOT THINK OF THE KIDDIES WHO READ SUCH RUBBISH! �THE LAMEST PACKING GROUPS AROUND, APART FROM THE FACT THAT ONLY ONE OF THEM DOES ANYTHING AND HE IS NOT VERY GOOD, WAS CHAOS TOO HARD FOR YOU, YOU POOR LITTLE THING, GO AND PLAY WITH SOME LEGO, KID!) , THE REPLICANTS (LETS TALK AVERAGE, THESE GUYS ARE THE MOST OVER-RATED GROUPS OF HASBEENS ON THE SCENE, COME ON GUYS RETIRE) , THE CAREBEARS ( CRAPPY DEMOS GALORE, IT HAS ALL BEEN DONE ON THE AMIGA AND A LOT BETTER AT THAT, GO BACK TO THE C64 OR BECOME AMIGA DICKHEADS) , MEDWAY BOYS (ANOTHER BUNCH OF WANKERS WHO ARE AVERAGE AT BEST AND APPALING THE REST OF THE TIME, SCOTTISH ARSEHOLES!) , BIRDY (100 PERCENT WANKER, SODDING JOCK GO TOSS YOUR CABER OR EAT SOME HAGGIS, BARBARIAN SCUM) , HOTLINE (NEW WANKERS, SAME AS THE OLD WANKERS      HOTLINE EQUALS CRAP DISKS AND CRAP PACKS!) , NEW ORDER (DORK MD AND TOSSPOT WANKER MATES COME ON GUYS STOP SHAFTING EACH OTHER AND TRY AND DO SOMETHING GOOD , SOME CHANCE!) , FLEXIBLE FRONT ( MORE DEMO WANKERS) , OVERLANDERS (VERY AVERAGE MENU CODE, IDIOTS) , SYNC (DEMO WANKERS) , MCA (WHO? MORE CRAP ASSEMBLY) , EMPIRE (MODEM DICKHEADS, WOT NO TALENT!) , DELIGHT (POSSIBLY THE WORST HACKERS ON THE ST) , ELECTRIC BLUE (NEVER HEARD OF THESE LAMERS) , FALLEN ANGELS (FROG BASTEDS) , THE PRESIDENT (ULTRA SLOW JOCK, WOT NO HEIGHT) , EQUINOX (GOOD TV PROG , SHIT GROUP) , SEWER SOFTWARE (IF WE WANTED DOCS WE WOULD BUY A PHOTOCOPIER) , THE LOST BOYS (LOST IT? , THEY NEVER WERE ANY GOOD) , FLOPPY COPY CREW (YOUR DISKS AINT WORTH COPYING GUYS!) , VAPOUR (WOT A BIG HEADED WANKER THIS TWAT IS) , OZZ ( THIS IS THE GUY WHO RIPPED THE HAPPY PACKER OFF AND CHANGED THE FLASH) , SHARAZ JERK (ONLY PACKS CRAP SHITTY JASON DONOVAN LOOKALIKE) , THE LAW (THE ONE MEG ONLY WANKER , ALSO A USELESS WELSH WINDBAG), NEIL OF COR BLIMEY (EGOTISTICAL SHIT , NOT A VERY GOOD HACKER EITHER!) , THE BBC (I WOULD RATHER HAVE ITV THANKS VERY MUCH) , IAN.C AND WAYNE (DO SHIT GRAPHIX , COS THEY CANT DO SOMETHING USEFUL LIKE CODE, ALL THEIR PICTURES ARE DIGITISED ANYWAY) , GUARDIANS OF LOGIK (HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET INTO AUTOMATION, AT LEAST TALENTLESS BALD EAGLE HAS LEFT THEM) , DACK (EQUALS CACK) , SUB HUMANS (MORE JOCK WANKERS) , HAL (NOT EVEN A PART OF AUTOMATION , OOPS HE GOT BUSTED HE HE HE) , EDITMAN (YOUR NEXT , CRAP COPIES OF SHIT FILMS) , BILBO (WHO THE FUCK IS THIS DICKHEAD , COMPACTED DEMOS , GROW UP BOY!) , TOM B (I DONT KNOW ABOUT T O M B YOU SHOULD BE BURIED ALIVE!) , JPM (YOU STOLE OUR PACKER, YOU THIEVING SHITS) , RAMEESH (YOUR COFFEE TASTES LIKE SHIT) , WILD SHAOLIN (MULTIFACED ANY CRAP RECENTLY , LAME TWATS) , WAYNE SMITHSON (A STOS GAMES PROGRAMMER!) , REBEL (MAD BIKER TWAT) , WELL I THINK THAT ABOUT COVERS MY SHIT LIST - EVERYONE OF THEM A WANKER, WHO AM I YOU MAY BE ASKING, WELL I AM KNOWN AS THE BANDOG, AND THIS IS MY FIRST AND LAST MENU, I DO NOT WANT TO BE A PART OF A BUNCH OF WANKERS, CRAP CODE , CRAP PACKS, AND FRIENDLY WITH WANKERS LIKE THE POMPOUS PIRATES, CRAPWAY BOYS AND THE REPLICUNTS ,SO ALL THAT IS LEFT TO SAY IS, YOU ARE ALL WANKERS AND CAN ALL FUCK RIGHT OFF                                                 � �COMIN SOON BIG DOGS COCK CD NUMBER 1 � � PACKED AND READY �F29 RETALIATOR, BEAST BUSTERS, FINAL FIGHT AND SHADOW OF THE BEAST                               � � FUCK OFF COCKSUCKERS                               � � STILL THERE SHITHEAD       � � FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK                        

            �gWELCOME TO             �i AUTOMATION �p             � CD 237 � p            cINTRO CODED BY             �eOBERJE' � p       � � gMUSIC HACK BY OBERJE             � �gHI AUTOMATION! AND LEELEE .             � WELL ITS THE SAME MENU AGAIN, BUT WITH BETTER MUSIC AND PICTURE                         � �fGREETS TO             �iALL MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION             �THE LOST BOYS             �ALL MEMBERS OF THE INNER CIRCLE             �MOB � � p       �ALL MEMBERS OF THE ALLIANCE             �ALL MEMBERS OF THE UNION ESPECIALLY THE CAREBEARS             �LEELEE             �ROZEL             �ALL MY FELLOW FINGERBOBS             �GRAHAME SUPREME OVERLORD OF THE UNIVERSE             �THE FATT MAN CLUB             �FROSTY THE DICKHEAD             �TIM             �GORDON             �7-ZARK-7             �XAVIER             �GOOSE             �cMOB SAYS HI TO �SIMON GREENWOOD � �THE UNICORN � �AND � �WEBBO                                           �

            �gWELCOME TO             �i AUTOMATION �p             � CD 237 � p            cINTRO CODED BY             �eOBERJE' � p       � � gMUSIC HACK BY OBERJE             � �gHI AUTOMATION! AND LEELEE .             � WELL ITS THE SAME MENU AGAIN, BUT WITH BETTER MUSIC AND PICTURE                         � �fGREETS TO             �iALL MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION             �THE LOST BOYS             �ALL MEMBERS OF THE INNER CIRCLE             �MOB � � p       �ALL MEMBERS OF THE ALLIANCE             �ALL MEMBERS OF THE UNION ESPECIALLY THE CAREBEARS             �LEELEE             �ROZEL             �ALL MY FELLOW FINGERBOBS             �GRAHAME SUPREME OVERLORD OF THE UNIVERSE             �THE FATT MAN CLUB             �FROSTY THE DICKHEAD             �TIM             �GORDON             �7-ZARK-7             �XAVIER             �GOOSE             �cMOB SAYS HI TO �SIMON GREENWOOD � �THE UNICORN � �AND � �WEBBO                                           �

GREETINGS GO TO EVERYONE OUT THERE WHO IS NOT A LAMER. � �WHATS A LAMER MISS?      _ AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 238 �- �THE ELEVENTH COMPACT THIS WEEK -_ KEY ONE GIVES YOU LEGEND FROM VAPOUR � � - � � _ KEY TWO GIVES YOU QUESTRON II FROM SHARAZ JEK � � - � �

THIS DISK HAS SAMPLED SOUND ON SIDE B SO COPY THE DISK 82 TRACKS 10 SECTORS 2 SIDES . . . . .       � � A LOST BOYS SPECIAL PROJECT, I TOOK A DAY OFF FROM CODING THE MINDBOMB DEMO TO WRITE A LITTLE INTRO FOR AUTOMATION. AND THIS IS THE RESULT, NOT THE MOST SPECTACULAR THING EVER WRITTEN BUT IT ISN;T ALL THAT BAD I THINK! � TOTAL CODING TIME ABOUT 8 HOURS ON SATURDAY 10TH MARCH 1990, USING SOME LEFT OVER PIECES OF CODE THAT I HAVE HAD SITTING AROUND FOR A WHILE UNABLE TO THINK OF A SCREEN TO WRITE WITH THEM!!! � ALL THE BEST LUV MANIKIN!!!!!!       � � OK! LETS GREET SOME PEOPLE BUT FIRST, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE INTERESTED. I HAVE JUST FINISHED TYPING 99 PER CENT OF OUR COMPACT MENUS INTO HABAVIEW AND GUESS WHAT? �WE HAVE DONE OVER 827 COMPACT GAMES . . . � �ALRIGHT! �HI TO THE LIGHT TEAM, �DELIGHT, �THE REPLICANTS, �THE OVERLANDERS, �THE EMPIRE, �MOB, �LEELEE, �OBERJE, �STAN THE MAN, �KAM, �DEREK MD, �HAL, �EDITMAN, �MONTY, �PURSY, �IAN.C, �SEWER SOFTWARE, �FLAME OF FINLAND, �THE STARKS, �AND HACKATARIMAN. �THE GREETS WERE TYPED IN BY VAPOUR OF AUTOMATION. � �

      � �THE BBC PROUDLY PRESENTS AUTOMATION DISK 240. THIS DISK HAS BEEN RELEASED IN TWO PARTS FOR TWO REASONS. FIRSTLY, WE HAD THE WHOLE GAME PACKED ONTO ONE DISK BUT WHEN WE GOT TO LEVEL 3 WE FOUND IT CRASHED, THIS WAS BECAUSE OF A DUFF TRACK ON THE ORIGINAL DISK. WE RERIPPED THE FILE FROM ANOTHER DISK BUT AS THIS WAS FULL OF DATA INSTEAD OF SPACE IT DIDN'T PACK ANYWHERE NEAR AS WELL. THIS IS BLOODY ANNOYING BUT WE DECIDED IT DIDN'T MATTER TOO MUCH AS WE HAD A NUMBER OF OTHER TITLES READY FOR RELEASE, SO WE HAVE PUT THEM ALL ON. THANX GOTO THE MEDWAY BOYS FOR THE CHEATS. THUNDERBOLT DOCUMENT IS USED WITH KIND PERMISSION OF DES OF THE POMPEY PIRATES. IF THIS SCROLLER ENDS UP ON THE MENU I (THE PILOT...) DESIGNED THEN IT HOULD BE READABLE AND NOT AT ALL STRENUOUS ON THE EYES, BUT THEN ANDY THE ARFLING IS SURE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT, LIKE 'OH I HAD LOADS OF TIME LEFT SO I JUST ADDED A COUPLE OF BITS, NOT TOO IMPOSSIBLE TO READ IS IT ? ' � CREDITS ON THESE DISKS GO TO ANDY THE ARFLING : MENU CODING, THUNDERBOLT CRACK + OTHER WORK, BRICKBUSTA PACK AND WORK ON ROTOR. THE PILOT... : BLACK TIGER CRACK AND PACK, WORK ON THUNDERBOLT, CRACK AND OTHER WORK ON ROTOR AND MENU DESIGN. CHRISPY NOODLE : MENU MUSAX. PLEASE NOTE THAT ONLY THUNDERBOLT REQUIRES YOU TO SWAP DISKS. WE WERE GOING TO PUT THRUST ON THIS DISK BUT DIDN'T WANT THE SAME GAME TWICE. NOW, REGARDING SLAGGING BETWEEN AUTOMATION AND OTHER GROUPS. UNLESS ITS REALLY JUSTIFIED THEN STOP THE CHILDISH BICKERING GUYS. THIS MESSAGE WAS AIMED AT MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION AS WELL, JUST IN CASE YOU THOUGHT I WAS ON A HOLIER THAN THOU JAUNT. RIGHT THEN, ONLY ONE MAJOR SLAGGING FROM US, 100 PERCENT JUSTIFIED AS WELL - DIRTY FUCKING DEAD CATS TO THE SHAOLIN MASTERS, YOU ARE A BUNCH OF LAMERS, YOU RIP OFF OTHER PEOPLES CRACKS AND CHANGE TEXT TO SAY YOU CRACKED IT. PROOF ? DISK 10 HAS WICKED ON IT, SUPPOSEDLY CRACKED BY SOME LAMER CALLED GANDELF, THIS IS ANDY THE ARFLINGS CRACK FROM BBC 10 YOU HAVEN'T EVEN EDITED THE TEXT VERY WELL YOU SHITHEADS. IF YOU SHOW YOUR FACE AT A SHOW YOU ARE DEAD FUCKING MEAT.       - � �OK,THIS IS ANDY HERE NOW,INTERRUPTING THE PILOT'S RANTINGS WITH A FEW THOUGHTS OF MY OWN.I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY A QUICK 'CUNTS' TO THE SHAOLIN LAMERS,HOW THE FUCK CAN THEY SLAG AUTOMATION AND THEN USE OUR FILES? OK,NEXT SLAG COMING UP,THIS IS DIRECTED TO A GUY WHO'S REALLY PISSING ME OFF AT THE MOMENT,HE CAN ONLY JUST CRACK (BIRDY IS BETTER - PROOF : SPORTING TRIANGLES),HE CAN HARDLY PACK TO SAVE HIS WORTHLESS LITTLE LIFE,HE STICKS RAW DATA ON SIDE 2 OF HIS DISKS THEN BOASTS ABOUT A HALF MEG VERSION (WHICH HAD BEEN PACKED PROPERLY ON AUTOMATION 232 FOR OVER A WEEK) HE GOES ON ABOUT HIS WONDERFUL CODE THEN COPIES A FOFT INTRO,IN SHORT, �THE GUY IS A FUCKING DICKHEAD. �HIS NAME? �THE ALIEN. �I HEAR THAT THE REST OF THE GROUP ARE QUITE NICE GUYS,SO WHY THE FUCK DO THEY PUT UP WITH THIS CUNT? �MY THEORY IS THAT IF YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING USEFUL,THEN SLAG OTHER PEOPLE (ESPECIALLY AUTOMATION) TO GET YOURSELF NOTICED. SO ALIEN,NEXT TIME YOU WRITE A SCROLL MESSAGE,EITHER SAY SOMTHING NICE ABOUT AUTOMATION,OR SAY NOTHING AT ALL,YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN OUR LEAGUE!!!!      OK,THAT'S ENOUGH FOR NOW,I'LL LEAVE YOU ALL IN PEACE WITH... THE PILOT � - � �SORRY ABOUT THE LANGUAGE, NO MORE LIKE THAT IN THE REST OF THE SCROLLER. IN CASE IT HAS ESCAPED YOUR NOTICE I HAVE STARTED PACKING STUFF AS WELL AS JUST CRACKING IT. ANDY WAS RIGHT WHEN HE SAID THAT CRACKING IS EASY COMPARED TO PACKING. FORTUNATELY I FOUND A COUPLE OF EASY PACKS TO START ON AND I AM NOW WORKING ON SOME HARDER STUFF. HOWEVER, IF I GET STUCK I CAN ALWAYS CALL ON ANDY. OUR NEXT INTRO SHOULD HAVE SOME FUNKY GUITARS FROM CHRISPY, WHICH I PERSONALLY LOOK FORWARD TO, EVEN THOUGH I'M A HOUSE, ACID, HIP HOP FREAK I DO APPRECIATE A GOOD BIT OF JAMMIN. NOW THEN THERE STILL SEEMS TO BE SOME CONFUSION AS TO WHO THE MEMBERS OF THE BBC ARE. WE ARE ANDY THE ARFLING, THE PILOT...(TM) AND CHRISPY NOODLE. WE HAVE A GROUP OF HANGERS ON CALLED THE SUPER-HANGERS ON. THESE ARE ELTRON, BEGINNER AND LEARNER, WHO GET BITS AND BOBS FOR US TO PACK, OR HUNT DOWN THOSE ELUSIVE 100 PERCENT COPIES OF AUTOMATION DISKS (WHY CAN'T SOME ASSHOLES COPY DISKS ? COPYING VOLUME WILL LEAD TO ERRORS BUT ONE-OFFS FROM SOME PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS WRITE-OFFS !). UM, WELL, GREETINGS I SUPPOSE. PLATINUM LIGHT REGARDS TO (NO ORDER) : MOST OF AUTOMATION, POMPEY PIRATES (SPECIAL YO TO DES), MEDWAY BOYS (YO CLOG, SORRY I HAVEN'T SENT YOU MUCH BUT I THINK YOU GET IT AS FAST AS ME ANYWAY), STAN THE MAN (HEY ACID PARTY HAPPENING AT YOURS ? BRING LSD AND AUTOMATIONS), DEREK MD OF WHATEVER GROUP HE HAS JUST STARTED (AGAIN), THE EMPIRE - NICE CRACKS, THE UNION - NICE DEMOS, THALION - NICE GAMES, THUNDERBIRD PUPPET - NICE BODY, TLB - NICE MINDBOMB SCREENS, YO MANIKIN HAVE YOU OILED YOUR BEDSPRINGS YET ? , JAZZIE - WHOEVER YOU ARE, I WANT YOU BODY AS WELL. WHY DOES ELTRON GET PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT ? , PAC AND DAWN, MEGA MIKE - NICE HAIRCUT, WHEN DO YOU PAY THE OTHER INSTALMENT ? AND A TAGNUT TO YOUNG JOE. SUB-SONIC PLASTIC REGARDS TO : BIRDY - THE MIGHTY BATMAN THIEF, THE ACE-HACKER HAL - SORRY ABOUT THE TONE OF THE LETTER I SENT YOU, I'LL PUT YOU IN THE PLATINUM LIGHT REGARDS NEXT TIME, ALIEN - DIDN'T LIKE THE WAY YOU SLAGGED AUTOMATION IN GENERAL BUT DES SAYS THAT YOU'RE ALRIGHT REALLY JUST YOUR EGO NEEDS TAMING, I'LL TAKE A LOT OF CONVINCING AFTER READING PP27. SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE JUST A BIGHEADED LAMER WITH IDEAS ABOVE YOUR STATION. MUCH MORE CRAP LIKE THAT AND YOU'LL ALIENATE YOURSELF. � AND A BIG CONCRETE OVERCOAT TO THE SHAOLIN LAMERS. � �THIS WAS THE PILOT... � NOTE ... NO PRISONERS, NO MESSING AND NO CHEQUES - W R A P................... �

      � � THE BBC PROUDLY PRESENTS AUTOMATION DISK 240. THIS DISK HAS BEEN RELEASED IN TWO PARTS FOR TWO REASONS. FIRSTLY, WE HAD THE WHOLE GAME PACKED ONTO ONE DISK BUT WHEN WE GOT TO LEVEL 3 WE FOUND IT CRASHED, THIS WAS BECAUSE OF A DUFF TRACK ON THE ORIGINAL DISK. WE RERIPPED THE FILE FROM ANOTHER DISK BUT AS THIS WAS FULL OF DATA INSTEAD OF SPACE IT DIDN'T PACK ANYWHERE NEAR AS WELL. THIS IS BLOODY ANNOYING BUT WE DECIDED IT DIDN'T MATTER TOO MUCH AS WE HAD A NUMBER OF OTHER TITLES READY FOR RELEASE, SO WE HAVE PUT THEM ALL ON. THANX GOTO THE MEDWAY BOYS FOR THE CHEATS. THUNDERBOLT DOCUMENT IS USED WITH KIND PERMISSION OF DES OF THE POMPEY PIRATES. IF THIS SCROLLER ENDS UP ON THE MENU I (THE PILOT...) DESIGNED THEN IT HOULD BE READABLE AND NOT AT ALL STRENUOUS ON THE EYES, BUT THEN ANDY THE ARFLING IS SURE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT, LIKE 'OH I HAD LOADS OF TIME LEFT SO I JUST ADDED A COUPLE OF BITS, NOT TOO IMPOSSIBLE TO READ IS IT ? ' � CREDITS ON THESE DISKS GO TO ANDY THE ARFLING : MENU CODING, THUNDERBOLT CRACK + OTHER WORK, BRICKBUSTA PACK AND WORK ON ROTOR. THE PILOT... : BLACK TIGER CRACK AND PACK, WORK ON THUNDERBOLT, CRACK AND OTHER WORK ON ROTOR AND MENU DESIGN. CHRISPY NOODLE : MENU MUSAX. PLEASE NOTE THAT ONLY THUNDERBOLT REQUIRES YOU TO SWAP DISKS. WE WERE GOING TO PUT THRUST ON THIS DISK BUT DIDN'T WANT THE SAME GAME TWICE. NOW, REGARDING SLAGGING BETWEEN AUTOMATION AND OTHER GROUPS. UNLESS ITS REALLY JUSTIFIED THEN STOP THE CHILDISH BICKERING GUYS. THIS MESSAGE WAS AIMED AT MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION AS WELL, JUST IN CASE YOU THOUGHT I WAS ON A HOLIER THAN THOU JAUNT. RIGHT THEN, ONLY ONE MAJOR SLAGGING FROM US, 100 PERCENT JUSTIFIED AS WELL - DIRTY FUCKING DEAD CATS TO THE SHAOLIN MASTERS, YOU ARE A BUNCH OF LAMERS, YOU RIP OFF OTHER PEOPLES CRACKS AND CHANGE TEXT TO SAY YOU CRACKED IT. PROOF ? DISK 10 HAS WICKED ON IT, SUPPOSEDLY CRACKED BY SOME LAMER CALLED GANDELF, THIS IS ANDY THE ARFLINGS CRACK FROM BBC 10 YOU HAVEN'T EVEN EDITED THE TEXT VERY WELL YOU SHITHEADS. IF YOU SHOW YOUR FACE AT A SHOW YOU ARE DEAD FUCKING MEAT.       - � �OK,THIS IS ANDY HERE NOW,INTERRUPTING THE PILOT'S RANTINGS WITH A FEW THOUGHTS OF MY OWN.I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY A QUICK 'CUNTS' TO THE SHAOLIN LAMERS,HOW THE FUCK CAN THEY SLAG AUTOMATION AND THEN USE OUR FILES? OK,NEXT SLAG COMING UP,THIS IS DIRECTED TO A GUY WHO'S REALLY PISSING ME OFF AT THE MOMENT,HE CAN ONLY JUST CRACK (BIRDY IS BETTER - PROOF : SPORTING TRIANGLES),HE CAN HARDLY PACK TO SAVE HIS WORTHLESS LITTLE LIFE,HE STICKS RAW DATA ON SIDE 2 OF HIS DISKS THEN BOASTS ABOUT A HALF MEG VERSION (WHICH HAD BEEN PACKED PROPERLY ON AUTOMATION 232 FOR OVER A WEEK) HE GOES ON ABOUT HIS WONDERFUL CODE THEN COPIES A FOFT INTRO,IN SHORT, �THE GUY IS A FUCKING DICKHEAD. �HIS NAME? �THE ALIEN. �I HEAR THAT THE REST OF THE GROUP ARE QUITE NICE GUYS,SO WHY THE FUCK DO THEY PUT UP WITH THIS CUNT? �MY THEORY IS THAT IF YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING USEFUL,THEN SLAG OTHER PEOPLE (ESPECIALLY AUTOMATION) TO GET YOURSELF NOTICED. SO ALIEN,NEXT TIME YOU WRITE A SCROLL MESSAGE,EITHER SAY SOMTHING NICE ABOUT AUTOMATION,OR SAY NOTHING AT ALL,YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN OUR LEAGUE!!!!      OK,THAT'S ENOUGH FOR NOW,I'LL LEAVE YOU ALL IN PEACE WITH... THE PILOT � - � �SORRY ABOUT THE LANGUAGE, NO MORE LIKE THAT IN THE REST OF THE SCROLLER. IN CASE IT HAS ESCAPED YOUR NOTICE I HAVE STARTED PACKING STUFF AS WELL AS JUST CRACKING IT. ANDY WAS RIGHT WHEN HE SAID THAT CRACKING IS EASY COMPARED TO PACKING. FORTUNATELY I FOUND A COUPLE OF EASY PACKS TO START ON AND I AM NOW WORKING ON SOME HARDER STUFF. HOWEVER, IF I GET STUCK I CAN ALWAYS CALL ON ANDY. OUR NEXT INTRO SHOULD HAVE SOME FUNKY GUITARS FROM CHRISPY, WHICH I PERSONALLY LOOK FORWARD TO, EVEN THOUGH I'M A HOUSE, ACID, HIP HOP FREAK I DO APPRECIATE A GOOD BIT OF JAMMIN. NOW THEN THERE STILL SEEMS TO BE SOME CONFUSION AS TO WHO THE MEMBERS OF THE BBC ARE. WE ARE ANDY THE ARFLING, THE PILOT...(TM) AND CHRISPY NOODLE. WE HAVE A GROUP OF HANGERS ON CALLED THE SUPER-HANGERS ON. THESE ARE ELTRON, BEGINNER AND LEARNER, WHO GET BITS AND BOBS FOR US TO PACK, OR HUNT DOWN THOSE ELUSIVE 100 PERCENT COPIES OF AUTOMATION DISKS (WHY CAN'T SOME ASSHOLES COPY DISKS ? COPYING VOLUME WILL LEAD TO ERRORS BUT ONE-OFFS FROM SOME PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS WRITE-OFFS !). UM, WELL, GREETINGS I SUPPOSE. PLATINUM LIGHT REGARDS TO (NO ORDER) : MOST OF AUTOMATION, POMPEY PIRATES (SPECIAL YO TO DES), MEDWAY BOYS (YO CLOG, SORRY I HAVEN'T SENT YOU MUCH BUT I THINK YOU GET IT AS FAST AS ME ANYWAY), STAN THE MAN (HEY ACID PARTY HAPPENING AT YOURS ? BRING LSD AND AUTOMATIONS), DEREK MD OF WHATEVER GROUP HE HAS JUST STARTED (AGAIN), THE EMPIRE - NICE CRACKS, THE UNION - NICE DEMOS, THALION - NICE GAMES, THUNDERBIRD PUPPET - NICE BODY, TLB - NICE MINDBOMB SCREENS, YO MANIKIN HAVE YOU OILED YOUR BEDSPRINGS YET ? , JAZZIE - WHOEVER YOU ARE, I WANT YOU BODY AS WELL. WHY DOES ELTRON GET PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT ? , PAC AND DAWN, MEGA MIKE - NICE HAIRCUT, WHEN DO YOU PAY THE OTHER INSTALMENT ? AND A TAGNUT TO YOUNG JOE. SUB-SONIC PLASTIC REGARDS TO : BIRDY - THE MIGHTY BATMAN THIEF, THE ACE-HACKER HAL - SORRY ABOUT THE TONE OF THE LETTER I SENT YOU, I'LL PUT YOU IN THE PLATINUM LIGHT REGARDS NEXT TIME, ALIEN - DIDN'T LIKE THE WAY YOU SLAGGED AUTOMATION IN GENERAL BUT DES SAYS THAT YOU'RE ALRIGHT REALLY JUST YOUR EGO NEEDS TAMING, I'LL TAKE A LOT OF CONVINCING AFTER READING PP27. SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE JUST A BIGHEADED LAMER WITH IDEAS ABOVE YOUR STATION. MUCH MORE CRAP LIKE THAT AND YOU'LL ALIENATE YOURSELF. � AND A BIG CONCRETE OVERCOAT TO THE SHAOLIN LAMERS. � �THIS WAS THE PILOT... � NOTE ... NO PRISONERS, NO MESSING AND NO CHEQUES - W R A P................... �

                 THE SUB HUMANS ARE BACK..... FIRST A QUICK JOKE.... HOW DID ELECTRIC BLUE GET THEIR NAME??            WELL, IT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE FULL OF CUNTS AND DICKS!!!!!      HA HA HA HA (GOOD JOKE ARN!!!) ..... ANYWAY THIS IS AUTOMATION DISK NO.241, MORE COMPACTED STUFF FOR YOUR DISK COLLECTION. THIS MENU WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND PYROTECHNICS..... ALL MENU CODING BY EGB WITH GRAPHICS BY XERUD (PLEASE NOTE THE SPELLING, ALL OTHER MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION), MUSIC BY JOCHEN 'MARD MARX' HIPPEL       A MESSAGE TO THE RENT BOYS (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!! MEDWAY BOYS) IT WAS �NOT ME WHO WAS SLAGGING ALIEN OR DEREK MD (EVEN ALTHOUGH ALIEN DESERVED IT!!) ... IT WAS ACTUALLY VAPOUR WHO HAD EDITED MY SCROLL TEXT BEFORE IT WAS RELEASED. ANYWAY IT SEEMS THAT I HAVE TO FINISH THIS SCROLL TEXT BEFORE THE SMELL FROM THE IGNITER'S STOMACH OVERWHELMS ME COMPLETELY (HE HAS A COMPLETELY ABNORMAL BODY WHICH IS CAPABLE OF SWALLOWING LARGE QUANTITIES OF AIR AND THEN BRING IT BACK AGAIN POLLUTED..) HERE WE GO ...... WE ARE THE BEST, THE REST ARE WANKERS (HMMM, WHO DID YOU SAY YOU WERE MEDWAY BOYS....)       � THE GREETINGS GO TO .... ALL OF AUTOMATION ... VAPOUR, THE UN-NAMEABLES (DACK AND THE LAW), NEIL OF COR BLIMEY, PYROTECHNICS (IGNITER, XERUD AND DR MANHATTAN), THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIC, SHARAZ JEK, OZZWALD, ANDY THE ARFLING, IAN C, PURSY, WAYNE, TUCKER (LIKED THE IRS PORN GAME PICS BAA!!) AND NOW THE REST OF THE GREETS .... THE CAREBEARS, THE REPLICANTS, SEWER SOFTWARE (WILL WRITE TO YOU SOON....), IAN G, THE DEF SQUAD (ASSASSIN, FLAKEY MUTANT AND MOTHER T (A FEMALE MEMBER!!! WOW!!!), DIGITAL FOUNDATION (SNURKEL AND NOSTROMO (ALIAS HITLER-DUMBO-BIG EARS ETC. (INSERTED BY IGNITER)), THE FORTH SQUAD (BILL AND SKOT), THE REST OF THE BEACHED WHALES (ARN AND BISC). I AM NOT GOING TO BOTHER GOING INTO A LONG SECTION OF SLAGGING FOR ELECTRIC BLUE (BECAUSE THE LAME CUNTS CANNOT READ) , BUT WILL KEEP IT SHORT ................................................................................
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.............................................. �FUCK YOU ASSHOLES!!!! .....................................................WRAP TIME...............

                 THE SUB HUMANS ARE BACK..... THIS IS AUTOMATION DISK NO.241, MORE COMPACTED STUFF FOR YOUR DISK COLLECTION. THIS MENU WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND PYROTECHNICS..... ALL MENU CODING BY EGB WITH GRAPHICS BY XERUD (PLEASE NOTE THE SPELLING, ALL OTHER MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION), MUSIC BY JOCHEN 'MMAADX' HIPPEL      SNIP SNIP SNIP SNIP (YIKES!!!) � ANYWAY IT SEEMS THAT I HAVE TO FINISH THIS SCROLL TEXT BEFORE THE SMELL FROM THE IGNITER'S STOMACH OVERWHELMS ME COMPLETELY (HE HAS A COMPLETELY ABNORMAL BODY WHICH IS CAPABLE OF SWALLOWING LARGE QUANTITIES OF AIR AND THEN BRING IT BACK AGAIN POLLUTED..) HERE WE GO ......       THE GREETINGS GO TO .... ALL OF AUTOMATION ... VAPOUR, THE UN-NAMEABLES (DACK AND THE LAW), NEIL OF COR BLIMEY, PYROTECHNICS (IGNITER, XERUD AND DR MANHATTAN), THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIC, SHARAZ JEK, OZZWALD, ANDY THE ARFLING, IAN C, PURSY, WAYNE, TUCKER (LIKED THE IRS GAME PICS BAA!!) AND NOW THE REST OF THE GREETS .... THE CAREBEARS, THE REPLICANTS, SEWER SOFTWARE (WILL WRITE TO YOU SOON....), IAN G, THE DEF SQUAD (ASSASSIN, FLAKEY MUTANT AND MOTHER T, DIGITAL FOUNDATION (SNURKEL AND NOSTROMO, THE FORTH SQUAD (BILL AND SKOT), THE REST OF THE BEACHED WHALES (ARN AND BISC). I AM NOT GOING TO BOTHER GOING INTO A LONG SECTION OF SLAGGING FOR ELECTRIC BLUE (BECAUSE I'M NOT SLAGGING THEM ANYMORE) ...................WRAP TIME...............

      � �HI THERE � �WELCOME TO AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK ]_]      THIS INTRO WAS CODED BY THE IGNITER OF PYROTECHNICS � GRAPHICS BY MARCUS eOUR OLD GFX MANf � FONT RIPPED FROM THE IBM VERSION OF DELUXE PAINT II BY THE �IGNITER �pRESIZED AND TOUCHED UP BY � XERUD � pGREETINGS TO ALL THE REST OF AUTOMATION ei VAPOUR ip COR BLIMEYp OZZWALD �p SHARAZ JEKpk ANDY THE ARFLINGk GUARDIANS OF LOGICk THE UN NAMABLESk SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY e ESPECIALLY TO EGB fk �IAN Cl �p �PURSY � p �WAYNE �p AND � TUCKER �pf � �I WONT GREET ANYBODY ELSE eEXCEPT THE CAREBEARS AND SEWER SOFTWAREf BECAUSE THEY DONT DESERVE ITl � � SELECT A PROGRAM NOW OR SUFFER XERUD llllllllll       � �HELLO YET AGAIN TO MORE CRAPTALK FROM XERUD       �THIS TIME LET US TALK ABOUT MUSIC BOTH ATARI ST AND NORMAL MUSICk LETS START WITH NORMAL MUSICl �HANDS UP WHO LIKES NEW ORDER             �GOOD SO DO Ik HANDS UP WHO LIKES STONE ROSES             � THATS GOOD THAT WE AGREEl � NOW THEN A TRICKY ONE �HANDS UP WHO LIKES BROSk KYLIEk JASONj       OH SO YOU DOk �WELL THEN YOU ARE BIT YOUNG TO BE READING THISl � THE LAST THREE TURDS ARE ALL CRAPl � I HATE ALL THIS PLASTIC RUBBISHk BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I HATE JIVE BLOODY BUNNYl THEY HAVE THE CHEEK TO RELEASE FOUR SINGLES MADE UP OF OTHER SINGLES AND THEN MOAN WHEN PEOPLE START SLAGGING THEM OFFl �MIND YOU THE PEOPLE WHO BUY THIS SHIT SHOULD GO AND SEE A SPECIALIST QUICKLY AS THEY ARE SICKgggl SO NOW LET US TALK ABOUT ATARI ST MUSICk JOCHEN eMADf HIPPEL IS THE BEST MUSIC PROGRAMMER ON THE STl �ANYONE WHO HAS HEARD THE BIG DEMOk AMIGA DEMOk UNION DEMOk CUDDLY DEMOk SO WHAT DEMO �ETC ETCllll �OR ANYONE WHO HAS SEEN ANY OF THE THALION GAMES OR STORMLORD WILL KNOW WHAT I MEANl �DAVID WHITTAKER CAN GO FLUSH HIMSELF DOWN A TOILETk BECAUSE HE IS SHIT IN COMPARISONl �I ALSO THINK THAT WALLY BEBEN IS GOODl �HAVE YOU EVER SEEN QUARTZ WHICH HAS EXCELLENT MUSICk �THE MUSIC ON THIS INTRO WAS WRITTEN BY MAD MAX AND WAS RIPPED BY OUR VERY OWN AWESOME IGNITERl � NOW THENk A SPECIAL MESSAGE TO ELECTRIC BLUEkkkk � QUIT FUCKING AROUND TRYING TO SLAG US AS IT WONT WORKl �WE ARE THE BESTk �THE REST ARE ALL WANKERSl � THE MEDWAY BOYS THINK THEY ARE THE BEST � HAHAHAHAHA � �I WONDER IF THEY HAVE SEEN THE CAREBEARS SCROLLER IN THE SWEDISH NEW YEAR DEMO ] THERE IS A WHOLE LOT OF SWEDISH THEN THE PHRASE �hBIG LAMERSh �THEN THE WORDS �hMEDWAY BOYSh � THE WHOLE THING IS RATHER AMUSINGk � ANYWAY I MUST LEAVE YOU AS I HAVE TO USE THIS TEXT EDITOR TO DO SOME WORK ON A COBOL ASSIGNMENT FOR COLLEGEl � �I HATE COBOLgl � �BUT DONT WORRY AS NONE OF OUR CODE IS WRITTEN IN IT OR ANY OTHER HIGH LEVEL LANGUAGEk BUT GUESS WHO USED TO USE POWER BASIC FOR THEIR INTROSk YES BEFORE THEY WERE KNOWN AS ELECTRIC BLUEk THE BIGGEST LAMERS IN SCOTLAND WERE CALLED hTECHNO FORCEh AND THEY USED TO WRITE INTROS IN BASICk RIP GAMES FROM OUR MENUSk AND EVEN BUY CODE FROM PEOPLEl �NOW THEY JUST DO MENUS WITH CODE GIVEN TO THEM FROM CLAG OF THE MEDWAY BOYS eGIRLSggg eINSERTED BY THE IGNITERffl � THEY HAVE USED AT LEAST ONE PYROTECHNICS CRACKk THEY USED ONE OF MY FONTSk �ANY OTHER GAMES THAT APPEAR ON THEIR MENUS ARE EITHER VERY OLD OR CRACKED BY SOMEONE ELSEl �THEY ALSO SELL THEIR MENUS AT THE BARRAS MARKET WHICH IS THE ULTIMATE SIGN OF LAMERISMl �SO COME ON MEDWAY BOYS START SLAGGING THEM OFF NOW BEFORE IT IS TOO LATEl      OK THEN THAT IS ITl � �THERE IS NO MORE FROM ME AS I AM OFF TO TYPE IN LOTS OF TEST DATA �BYE BYEllllllllllll            HA HA I AM BACKk � MY COBOL IS NOW VIRTUALLY FINISHEDl � NOW I HAVE JUST GOT TO REMOVE A FEW BUGS AND ALTER MY STRUCTURE DIAGRAM SO THAT IT RESEMBLES MY CODE AND IT WILL BE FINISHEDl � WELL I BET YOU REALLY WANTED TO KNOW THATgggl � �TODAY I RECEIVED A FULLY WORKING hSO WHATh DEMO SIX WEEKS AFTER I FIRST GOT A COPY OF ITk THE THREE SCREENS THAT I HAD NOT SEEN WERE WORTH WAITING FORl � �LETS GREET A FEW PEOPLE �HI TO �CHRIS Wlk MORAY Wlk THE INCODERS FROM SWEDEN eESPECIALLY LARSfkl � AND ANYONE ELSE WHO KNOWS ME WHO DESERVES TO BE GREETEDk � ANYONE ELSE CAN WAIT UNTIL THE MAIN GREETINGS LIST WHICH COMES LATER eERR I HAVE DONE IT ALREADY eINSERTED BY THE IGNITERffk � GOODBYE THIS IS MOST DEFINATELY THE END OF MY PART OF THE SCROLLERl � AUF WEIDERSEINl       � �

AUTOMATION ARE PROUD TO PRESENT �
COMPACT MENU 243A � �  OPTIONS �HIT SPACE TO PLAY �INDY JONES FROM LUCASFILM OR THE PRESIDENT IS MISSING �-0- TOGGLE HZ � �  MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION ARE �VAPOUR SHARAZ JEK NEIL OF COR BLIMEY DACK THE LAW OZZWALD THE BBC THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIC THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY � �  THIS MENU WAS CODED BY �NEIL OF CB � �  MUSIC RIPPED BY �VAPOUR � �  MENU PUT TOGETHER BY �VAPOUR � � LET'S WRAP! � AUTOMATION RULE...

Well hello there! You have just booted up AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 243b. This disk is to be used in conjunction with disk 243a (obviously!) and it contains Indiana Jones the Graphic Adventure disks 3, 4, 5, and 6. Therefore when playing the game you must insert this disk when you are asked to insert Indy Jones disks 3 to 6! (I'm one for stating the obvious aren't I?) �Ok! To exit this intro insert another disk (preferably another AUTOMATION CD) and press the spacebar. �Yo Dudes! � � This is `NEIL OF COR BLIMEY' presenting my medium resolution, PROPORTIONAL scroller! � � Believe me folks, this scroller is COOOOOOOOOL (and it was also quite hard to code!) � � Well, this is just a test scroller so, before I stop typing I'll just show the whole of my character set to make sure it's all okay..... AaBbCcDdEeFfGgHhIiJjKkLlMmNnOoPpQqRrSsTtUuVvWwXxYyZz 1234567890 `!?&-:,.' � Kcuf off to the Alien and the Bald Eagle! The biggest pair of sreknaw that ever hit the ST scene! By the way! Don't accuse Neil of writing the insults as it was I (Vapour) who wrote them as I'm sick of the tihsllub that comes out of your mouths. You two talk (type) that much bull that you need wings to stay above it! �That quote was from the film Apocalypse Now (great movie). � �Right, that's enough of all that, let's Wraaaaaaz-A-Wraaaaaap............             �

VAPOURSHARAZ JEKNEIL OF CBTHE LAWDACKOZZWALDTHE BBCAUTOMATION
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THE MUSICAUTOMATION RULE... OK! PRESS THE LONG ONE FOR JACK NICKLAUS GOLF PLUS 3 EXTRA COURSES! �

AUTOMATION RULE... � HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE OVERLANDERS - THE EMPIRE - THE STARKS - DELIGHT - MCA - SEWER SOFTWARE - MOB - PURSY - IAN.C - MONTY - LEELEE - OBERJE - THE LOST BOYS. . . OK! NOW IT IS JOKE TIME! � �THE ALIEN      HAW HAW HAW HAW!       �BYE BYE! � �

THE SAGA CONTINUES . . . HERE WE GO � � HERE WE GO � �HERE WE GO! � � SORRY ABOUT THE MUSIC BEING THE SAME AS ON DISK 239 BUT MOST OTHER MUSICS THAT I TRIED CAUSED THE SCROLLER TO JERK OCCASIONALLY.       � �A LOST BOYS SPECIAL PROJECT, I TOOK A DAY OFF FROM CODING THE MINDBOMB DEMO TO WRITE A LITTLE INTRO FOR AUTOMATION. AND THIS IS THE RESULT, NOT THE MOST SPECTACULAR THING EVER WRITTEN BUT IT ISN;T ALL THAT BAD I THINK! � TOTAL CODING TIME ABOUT 8 HOURS ON SATURDAY 10TH MARCH 1990, USING SOME LEFT OVER PIECES OF CODE THAT I HAVE HAD SITTING AROUND FOR A WHILE UNABLE TO THINK OF A SCREEN TO WRITE WITH THEM!!! � ALL THE BEST LUV MANIKIN!!!!!!       � � OK! LETS GREET SOME PEOPLE. MEGA HI TO THE LIGHT TEAM, �DELIGHT, �THE REPLICANTS, �THE OVERLANDERS, �THE EMPIRE, �MOB, �LEELEE, �OBERJE, �STAN THE MAN, �KAM, �DEREK MD, �HAL, �EDITMAN, �MONTY, �PURSY, �IAN.C, �SEWER SOFTWARE, �FLAME OF FINLAND, �THE STARKS, �AND HACKATARIMAN. �THE GREETS WERE TYPED IN BY VAPOUR OF AUTOMATION. � �THE PRATT OF THE YEAR AWARD HAS BEEN SHARED THIS YEAR BY THE ONE AND ONLY ALIEN OF THE POMPEY PIRATES AND EX GUARDIANS OF LOGIC MEMBER THE BALD EAGLE . . . .      WRAP TIME!      

      � �YO! AUTOMATION CD 247 IS UP AND SCROLLIN ! CHECK OUT THIS DISK, ONLY GOOD STUFF ON HERE. I (THE PILOT...) HAVE COMPACTED A HORRENDOUS AMOUNT OF OLD SHITE, WHICH I'LL CHUCK ON ONE MENU - THAT'S ONE TO AVOID, I CAN TELL YOU ! STILL IT'S GOOD FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME, WHO NEVER DELETE ANYTHING, TO GET LOADS OF BLANK DISKS BACK. AS I COMPOSE THIS ANDY IS WORKING ON THE CODE FOR THE MENU. WELL THANKS GO TO THE MIGHTY CLOG FOR A WARNING WORD ON STRYX - 100 PERCENT CRACKED AS FAR AS WE KNOW. CASTLE MASTER IS A GREAT GAME AND THANX GO TO THE LAW FOR CRACKING/PACKING IT AND SENDING IT TO US. THE BBC ARE ME (THE PILOT...), ANDY THE ARFLING AND CHRISPY NOODLE. AUTOMATION IS VAPOUR, THE BBC, OZZWALD, NEIL OF OH MY GOD, THE UN-NAMEABLES, SHARAZ JEK AND THE SUB-HUMANS. SWIFTLY ON TO THE YO'S - PLATINUM LIGHT REGARDS TO POMPEY PIRATES (YO ALIEN, NICE TALKING TO YOU, PEACE BRO !), THE MIGHTY CLOG (THE ONE AND ONLY MEDWAY BOY), ST AMIGOS (FIRST GREETING FROM US, NICE TALKING TO YOU ON THE CONFERENCE), DEREK MODEM DESTROYER (STILL HAVEN'T SEEN ANY OF YOUR MENUS, BIG YO TO BECKY), EMPIRE AND REPLICANTS (YOU'RE DOING EXCELLENT CRACKS, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK GUYS), OVERLANDERS, SEWER SOFT, THE HOMEBOY (YO!), KAM, TLB, TCB, FF, OMEGA, SYNC, YOUNG JOE, THE DRUIDS, HAL DE LA PHONE, EDITMAN, THE ALLIANCE (RECONNECT ME MORE OFTEN, WHEN M.D. AND HAL AREN'T ON, SO I CAN GET A WORD IN EDGEWISE). THAT'S IT I THINK, NO OFFENCE IF I MISSED YOU. NO FUCKINGS IN THIS MENU, THE LAMERS KNOW WHO THEY ARE (ROBIN HOOD - DOING WELL TO GET EVERYONE ON A CONFERENCE HATING YOU! - SHAOLIN MASTERS - RIPPED OFF ANY MORE OF OUR CRACKS LATELY? ). NOW THE INTERESTING FACTS BIT - THIS SCROLLER IS BY THE PILOT..., THIS MENU IS BY ANDY THE ARFLING (WITH SPECTRUM SHOWER BY VAPOUR), THIS SPECTRUM PICTURE PORTED BY ANDY, OTHER SPECTRUM PICTURE PORTED BY CHRISPY NOODLE, THE SPOLLING MISTIKES ARE MY FAULT. YES THIS IS RELEASE 2 OF THIS DISC. THIS IS BECAUSE WE AT THE BBC NEGLECTED TO PACK STRYX BUT FORTUNEATELY NEIL SAVED THE DAY WITH HIS PACK. ORIGINALLY THIS ENTIRE DISC WAS A BBC PRODUCTION, BUT DUE TO CHANGES IN SIZE (AMAZING WHAT PACKERS DO) WE HAD TO SWAP SOME STUFF AROUND, SO WATCH OUT FOR A COUPLE OF OTHER BITS OF OURS ON A VAPOUR CD. 'NUFF 'NUFF SCROLLIN ! A FEW PERSONAL GREETS GO TO PAC AND DAWN, MAZ, THUNDERBIRD PUPPET (HEY LITTLE GIRL, WANT TO COME IN MY CAR? ), CHRISPY NOODLE (LONG TIME NO SEE-HEAR), THE SUPER HANGERS ON, TRACY, THE FEARSOME FOURSOME AND NATHALIE AND PEACHY, ALSO ONE TO BORIS FROM ANDY! THAT'S ALL FOR NOW, EXCEPT FOR A QUICK FAVOUR - CALL ST CHATLINE ON 0898 446970. CHECK IT OUT! THIS WAS THE PILOT..., WARP       �

            �WARNING - THIS IS AUTOMATION CD 248 ... THIS DISC IS FULL OF CRAP BUT HAS MIDI-MAZE AS A REDEEMING FEATURE. WELL ON 247 YOU WERE WARNED ABOUT THE IMPENDING SHIT DISC, SO HERE IT IS, 1 OF 2 ACTUALLY, COS I'VE FOUND EVEN MORE OLD CRAP TO PACK. YOU MIGHT BE PREPARING TO LAUNCH A SLAG COS OF THIS DISC, BUT WE'RE OUT TO PACK EVERYTHING SO YOU'LL HAVE TO SUFFER IN SILENCE. WELL THE STATUTORY PLATINUM LIGHT REGARDS GO TO : ST AMIGOS (NOT THAT YOU'LL EVER SEE THIS, COS IT WON'T BE UPLOADED), MEDWAY BOYS, POMPEY PIRATES, LOST BOYS (HEY MANIKIN, I WAS JOKING ABOUT THE PILES OF COME!), HAL, DEREK MD + BECKY, REPLICANTS, BIG FOUR, NIGHTBREED, TCB, FF, OMEGA, SYNC, OVERLANDERS, KAM, EDITMAN, SEWER SOFT, EMPIRE, DELIGHT, JOBIL, BIRDY AND A BIG YO! TO THE HOMEBOY (OF COURSE). NICE MUSAX BY CHRISPY NOODLE (OF THE BBC). RIGHT THEN THATS 'NUFF 'NUFF SCROLLIN FOR SUCH A CRAPPY DISC - C U L8RS - WRAP

AUTOMATION ARE PROUD TO PRESENT �
COMPACT MENU TWO FOUR NINE MOTORWAY � WHAT �  OPTIONS �-1- SPACE HARRIER EXTRA LEVELS �-2- RALLY CROSS �-3- PINBALL MAGIC �-0- TOGGLE HZ � �  MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION ARE �VAPOUR SHARAZ JEK NEIL OF COR BLIMEY DACK THE LAW OZZWALD THE BBC THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIC THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY � �  CALL YOUR ST CHATLINE ON 0898 446970 � �I AM SORRY THE MENU PRODUCTION HAS SLUMPED A LITTLE BUT I HAVE BEEN BUSY HAVING FUN DRIVING TRACTORS FOR GOOD OLD JOHN KENNEDYS � �  THIS MENU WAS CODED BY �NEIL OF CB � �  MUSIC RIPPED BY �VAPOUR � �  MENU PUT TOGETHER BY �VAPOUR � �NO GREETS NO SLAGGINGS AT LEAST NOT IN THIS SCROLLER TRY THE OTHER ONE � �
LETSWRAP!

AUTOMATION RULE... � HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE OVERLANDERS - THE EMPIRE - THE STARKS - DELIGHT - MCA - SEWER SOFTWARE - MOB - PURSY - IAN.C - MONTY - LEELEE - OBERJE - THE LOST BOYS. . . OK! NOW IT IS JOKE TIME! � �THE ALIEN      HAW HAW HAW HAW! � RASSSSSPPPPPPP!      BYE BYE! � �

HELLO. �AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 250. A LANDMARK IN HACKING HISTORY!! (WELL MAYBE A SMALL BOMB CRATER) THIS ONE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LAW (CODING) AND PHILL (THAT'S ME) (GRAPHICS), OF THE UN-NAMEABLES, TOGETHER WITH A FONT FROM XERUD (ONLY JUST RECOGNISABLE AFTER WE BASTARDISED IT!) � OVER TO LAW - THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM 3D-DOC DEMO (MANY THANX TO ANDY FOR THAT!) � �LONG PAUSE WHILE WE THINK OF SOMETHING TO TYPE........       PHILL WANTS TO DO THE GREETS, SO HERE'S PHILL.............       I SUPPOSE THERE SHOULD BE LOTS OF THEM, THIS BEING 250. SO FIRST OFF, TO EVERY ONE IN AUTOMATION THE REST OF THE UN-NAMEABLES (THAT MEANS YOU DACK) �SHARAZ JEK �OZZWALD �THE BBC �THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY �THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK �NEIL OF COR BLIMEY. �HELLO TO ALL YOU FOREIGN TYPES - THE CAREBEARS �THE REPLICANTS �LEVEL 16 �THE EXCEPTIONS �SOFTRUNNER GROUP �TNT CREW �DELTA FORCE �AND ANYONE ELSE IN THE UNION, �THE BLADERUNNERS �MCA �42 CREW �STCS �SEWER SOFTWARE �THE OVERLANDERS �THE EMPIRE �EQUINOX �THE FALLEN ANGELS �THE LAST V8 �THE REVOLUTION �BOSS �AND ANYONE ELSE WHO LIVES OUTSIDE THE BOUNDS OF SUNNY UK. �IF YOUR STILL AROUND AFTER ALL THAT THEN YOU DESERVE A BLOODY MEDAL! �NOW FOR THE NON-AUTOMATION BRITISH GREETS �THE MEDWAY BOYS �THE LOST BOYS �KKK �THE POMPEY PIRATES (EXCEPT ALIEN) �AND ON THE LOWLY AMIGA - HOUDINI AND THE LATE PSEUDO OPS �AND FREESTYLE UK �AND NOW - PERSONAL GREETINGS TO (ALTHOUGH THERES VERY PROBABLY NO ONE READING THIS) �BOB �COL �MAL �NEIL.E �THE MASK �FOBWOBBLE �THE ORIGINAL SNOT GOBBLER (WHY WERE THOSE DISKS GREEN?) �APPOLLO �XERUD �EGB �ANDY THE ARFLING �CHRISPY NOODLE/RICE CHRISPY/LIGHTFOOT �OK THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT. HELLO TO THE PEOPLE WITHOUT WHOM......ANDY PENNELL AND ALL AT HISOFT �OCEAN �US (SLIGHTLY TARNISHED) GOLD �PSYGNOSIS/PSYCLAPSE �ACTIVISION �THE EDGE �IMAGEWORKS �DOMARK �RAINBOW/ELECTRONIC ARTS �MICROPROSE �ELITE �MICRODEAL �DIGITAL INTEGRATION �SYSTEM 3 �FIREBIRD �TITUS (STRIPES!??!!) �VIRGIN GAMES (I TELL YOU WHAT MATE THIS BLOODY SCROLL IS VIRGIN (TEE HEE) ON THE RIDICULOUS) �TEQUE �PROBE �LORICELS �THALION �INFOGRAMES �INFOCOM �NOVAGEN �CINEMA WARE �MAGNETIC SCROLLS �GREMLIN �PARADOX �BRODERBUND �MASTERTRONIC �CODE MASTER (OH DARLING!) �HEWSON �ACCESS �MANDARIN SOFTWARE �DENTON DESIGNS �LLAMASOFT �PUMPKIN SOFT (WHO?) �ANCO �SPECTRUM HOLOBYTE �EPYX �CDS �TYNESOFT �FTL �AND IF THAT ISN'T ALL OF YOU THEN WE ARE VERY VERY VERY VERY SORRY (LIE) �AND HI TO EVERYONE AT ST FORMAT �THE GAMES MACHINE �ST ACTION �ACE �ZERO �UNIX WORLD (I BET THERE'S A LOT OF THOSE READING THIS... IN FACT I BET THERE'S NO-ONE READING THIS!!) �AND HELLO TO ANY FAMOUS PEOPLE WHO MIGHT BE READING THIS - PUT 'AUTOMATION UP ON THE SCREEN OF YOUR ATARI NEXT TIME YOUR ON TOP OF THE POPS! �I WOULD IMAGINE THAT THE REBEL MC HAS 'RESET HIS ATARI' JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE! �THIS HAS TAKEN BLOODY AGES TO TYPE AND I'M GOING HOME FOR TEA, OH AND HELLO TO WHATS HIS NAME, ER, UM � � ,OH � �, E.R. (NO! NOT THE QUEEN! I THINK SHE USES ICL GEAR (AND I DON'T MEAN LEATHER!)) , OH YES! VAPOUR!       �BYE FROM PHILL AND THE LAW AND HELLO FROM DACK......................HUZZAH!! AND THRICE TIMES REJOICE...THEY'VE LET ME OUT AGAIN TO WRITE ANOTHER SCROLL FOR AUTOMATION COMPACT 250....WHERE TO START..OH YES...WELCOME TO THIS COMPACT (OR IN THE WORDS OF EMMERSON, LAKE AND PALMER - WELCOME BACK MY FRIENDS TO THE SHOW THAT NEVER ENDS, WE'RE SO GLAD YOU COULD ATTEND, COME INSIDE, COME INSIDE) CREDITS:- CODING BY THE LAW (AND JOLLY NICE CODING IT IS TOO), SCROLL BY DACK, PACKER BY OZZ, GUARDS! GUARDS! BY TERRY PRATCHETT (SUPERB)...LESS GREETINGS THIS TIME AS I THINK I GREETED MOST PEOPLE ON THE LAST SCROLL (EXCEPT WOFF) SO ITS HELLO, GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO EVERYONE ELSE IN AUTOMATION, ADMIRED-FROM-AFAR GREETINGS GO TO THE UNION, THE MCA, THE REPLICANTS, DEREK (THE GUY WHO WROTE PLUTOS AND THUNDERCATS..I HEAR YOUR NEW GAME LOOKS VERY GOOD)...PERSONALS TO:- W O F F (IS THIS OK?), KKK, MARK.O, STEVE.D (HOW MANY STEVES DO I KNOW???), JERRY.T (FRIEND OF KEITH).....SERIOUS BIT OF THE SCROLL COMING UP (THOSE OF A NERVOUS DISPOSITION KINDLY STOP READING UNTIL XXX APPEARS AGAIN) I'VE BEEN ASKED TO WARN PEOPLE ABOUT JOINING CLUB 68000, APPARENTLY THEY ARE RATHER FOND OF CASHING YOUR CHEQUES AND WAITING RATHER A LONG TIME BEFORE SENDING YOU ANYTHING, THEN WHEN IT DOES COME IT DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK E.G. DISCS DRIVES JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW...XXX...THERE!..BACK TO WEIRDNESS �(I CAN'T BE WEIRD FOR LONG THOUGH AS I WANT TO HAVE A GAME OF SYNCHRO-GUSH (C)...THE GAME WERE YOU GO TO TOILET AND FLUSH IT WHILE URINATING..THE OBJECT OF THE GAME IS TO FINISH AT THE SAME TIME AS THE FLUSH. ALSO THE JAMES WHALE RADIO SHOW IS ON SOON.) WHAT ELSE TO SAY?...OH YES..I'M VERY VERY SORRY FOR MESSING UP SAPIENS WAY BACK ON MENU 79 (DONT WORRY IT WAS FIXED BY WAS (NOT WAS)) BUT I'D JUST CHANGED JOBS ETC....(INSERT YOUR FAVOURITE EXCUSE) I'VE JUST CHANGED JOBS AGAIN SO LOOK OUT FOR EVEN MORE COCKUPS APPEARING ON A MENU NEAR YOU SOON. WHAT CAN I DO NOW?....I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE SOMETHING BEGINNING WITH...HMMM....B.......YES THATS RIGHT BED!..I HEAR IT CALLING ME IN THE DISTANCE..COME TO BED..NOW!!!....WHOOPS THINK I'D BETTER GO SO UNTIL NEXT TIME, THIS IS DACK SIGNING OFF AND LEAVING YOU WITH SOME OF THE QUESTIONS EVEN AUTOMATION DONT KNOW THE ANSWER TO....1) WHERE DID ALL THE SPANGLES GO? (EVEN THE OLDE ENGLISH ONES YOUR GRANNY ALWAYS USED TO HAVE)...2) WHAT DOES KY STAND FOR? (GROWN UP JOKE KIDDIES!)...AND FINALLY 3) HOW MANY VERSIONS OF FOFT HAVE BEEN RELEASED? �SEE YA SOON..(ATARI SHOW IN JUNE)......DACK...P.S. BUY ZERO MAGAZINE COS ITS VERY GOOD..TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR THE UNCLE DACK AGONY SCROLL WHERE I'LL TRY AND ANSWER ALL YOUR QUERIES...LETS WRAP..AND WRAP THIS THING UP.....GO ON PRESS A KEY....THERE IS NO MORE.......HONEST....SEE I TOLD YOU SO...THEN AGAIN I MIGHT AS WELL CARRY ON FOR A FEW MORE LINES....(OF TEXT NOT COKE!)...COS ITS A NEW DAY AND IM TRYING TO FIND A WAY OF KILLING TIME TILL THE FILM STARTS LATER....OK! SOME MORE QUESTIONS WHO ON EARTH IS STUPID ENOUGH TO WRITE TO A MAGAZINE TO ASK FOR TIPS ON A GAME THAT ISNT RELEASED YET (AND I DONT MEAN DAMOCLES)....THE ANSWER CAN BE FOUND IN ST ACTION THIS MONTH....WHAT A GIMBOID!!! PERHAPS THE GUY WHO WROTE IN THINKS THAT THE PEOPLE WHO WRITE MAGAZINES HAVENT GOT A CLUE ABOUT THE �GAMES (IF SO HE SHOULD READ -THE ONE-, WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT A MAGAZINE THAT CAN'T REVIEW A DEMO �PROPERLY. THEY SEEM TO THINK THAT THE NEW CAREBEARS DEMO HAS ONLY GOT THREE SCREENS. PERHAPS SOMEONE SHOULD WRITE IN AND TELL THEM ABOUT THE UP AND DOWN KEYS....)       � MY FINAL GRIPE IS ABOUT THAT BASTION (I THINK I SPELLED THAT RIGHT) OF PUBLIC MORALS.....TOOT DE TOOT AND OTHER �AMIGA BEATING SOUND EFFECTS (I THINK MY DX11 SOUNDS A BIT BETTER)....NEW COMPUTER EXCESS...ONLY 58 PENCE A WEEK.......OR 2 POUND 30ISH (AVERAGE) A MONTH.....ANDREX IS SLIGHTLY CHEAPER....THERE ARE SEVERAL THINGS WRONG WITH THIS MAGAZINE (WHICH IS WHAT I WHAT TO EMPTY AT ITS EDITOR...) 1) UNCLE TECH TIP....IF HE DOESNT KNOW THE ANSWER WHY DOES HE MAKE ONE UP! E.G. MOST GAMES USE TRACKS 81 AND 82 FOR THE PROTECTION AND ITS BECAUSE OF THIS THAT THEY DONT WORK ON STE'S.... ACTUALLY I THINK YOU MAY FIND THAT ITS MOSTLY MR ROB NORTHENS WACKY PROTECTION CHECKS THAT SCREW UP, AND THESE ARE ALL ON TRACK 0. THIS WEEKS ANSWER TO SOMEONE WHO WANTED TO KNOW WHICH MACHINE HAD THE BEST BASIC WITH IT (AMIGA OR ST) GOT HE REPLY THAT ST BASIC WAS SLOW AND CUMBERSOME...SO BUY AN AMIGA INSTEAD... ID LIKE TO ASK HOW LONG FIRST BASIC BY HI-SOFT HAS BEEN SUPPLIED WITH �NEW MACHINES? (SORRY ITS GOING ON SO LONG BUT THIS IS SOMETHING I HAVE TO GET OFF MY CHEST...OOH ERH! SOUNDS A BIT RUDE) 2) THE PEN-PALS SECTION...HOW MANY OF YOU READING THIS SCROLL ARE ONLY DOING SO BECAUSE OF THE PEN PALS SECTION? IF YOU JUST WANT TO GET CONTACTS...AND NO LAMERS (TO QUOTE MOST AMIGA OWNERS) THEN BUY MICRO MART INSTEAD! ITS ONLY 50P AND CONTAINS HUNDREDS OF BARGINS AND CONTACT ADDRESSES...IF YOU ONLY BUY NCE FOR THIS SECTION IT COULD BE TIME TO SWAP. MEANWHILE ITS TIME TO TURN THE CASSETTE OVER..BACK IN A MO...............................OK THATS BETTER -MODERN TIMES BY LATIN QUARTER...BUY IT NOW..TELL EM I SENT YOU...BUT DONT BUY IT FROM OUR-PRICE...COS THEY CHARGE WAY TOO MUCH..I MEAN I WENT TO BUY THE NEW BJH ALBUM TODAY AND THEY WANTED 7.50 FOR IT! ISNT IT STRANGE THAT WHENEVER THEY ANNOUNCE A SALE--THEY UP THE PRICES OF THE NEW ALBUMS...WHERE WAS I..OH YES..HUNTINGDON...THAT NICE LITTLE PLACE WITH A POLL TAX OF 294 POUNDS (IM NOT GOING TO DISCUSS THE POLL TAX IN THIS SCROLL...MAYBE ILL HAVE A GO AT IT NEXT TIME) 3) THE SUN SCHOOL OF JOURNALISM 50 POINT BANNER HEADLINE SCARE-THE-BUGGERS-TO-DEATH TECHNIQUE....AGAIN FROM THIS WEEKS ISSUE..THERE ARE 3 ANTI PIRACY HEADLINES INCLUDING -SOFTWARE PIRATES GET JAIL SENTENCES-(ABOUT TWO MEN WHO SET UP THEIR OWN COMPANY SELLING PIRATED SOFTWARE), -CRACKING CRACKDOWN- (ANOTHER STORY ABOUT HOW F.A.S.T. ARE TRYING TO STOP PIRACY..HINT.STOP SOFTWARE HOUSES DEALING WITH PIRATES..NO NAMES MENTIONED BUT SEVERAL OF MY FRIENDS SWAP STUFF WITH PROGRAMMERS IN SOFTWARE HOUSES!) AND -MORE HONG KONG PIRATES SCUPPERED- (NUFF SAID). AS AN INTERESTING ASIDE YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW THAT THE COPYRIGHT ACT APPLIES TO PROGRAMS IN THEIR ORIGINAL FORM...ALTER A FEW BYTES AND IT STARTS TO GET ON DUBIOUS GROUND...AUTOMATION MENUS, I THINK YOULL AGREE, DONT LOOK A LOT LIKE THE ORIGINAL PROGRAMS DO THEY??...HOWEVER IF YOU DO KNOW OF ANYONE SELLING OUR MENUS THEN LET US KNOW! (MAYBE THESE SCUM THINK THAT A SLAGGING OFF MESSAGE IN A SCROLL COUNTS AS GREETING - WEIRD!!) ANYWAY I THINK IVE GONE ON ENOUGH...(SECONDED SAYS EVERYONE WHOS READING) SO I WILL BID YOU ALL FAREWELL...TILL NEXT TIME......BYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TO EVERYONE WHOS READING THIS UNLESS YOU ARE A MEMBER OF ELECTRIC BLUE-MEMBERS OF THE IVE-GOT-A-DISC-EDITOR-AND-I-KNOW-HOW-TO-USE-IT BRIGADE -THE VIEWS EXPRESSED IN THIS BIT OF THE SCROLLTEXT ARE OF DACK AND DO NOT NECESSARILY REPRESENT THOSE OF THE REST OF AUTOMATION- TIME TO WRAP....10 9 8 7 6 5 3 2 WHOOPS 4 1.........LETS GO.......            

AUTOMATION PRESENT MENU 251.... WELL, FINALLY I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO FIT SOME PROGRAMS TOGETHER SO THAT I COULD DO ANOTHER DISK!!!     ( SORRY GUARDIANS OF LOGIK, BUT NOW I KNOW MEAN 18 IS 512K I CAN USE IT!!! )     THE LAW SAYS HI TO.....       VAPOUR...  (YEAH!!!  FOURTH TIME LUCKY!!!)   OZZ...  (NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK AGAIN - 2.4 IS GREAT!!)   NEIL...  (NICE INTROS)   SHARAZ JEK...  (2 MLS ON TURBO OUTRUN.... TUT TUT!!!)   G.O.L. (HI APPOLLO! NICE TALKING TO YOU!!)  SUB-HUMANS IN TURKEY...  (I'LL PHONE YOU SOON, E.G.B.)   B.B.C. (ANDY MADE CONTACT - NICE ONE!!!)   AND ALL OUR ARTISTS AND EXTERNAL CODERS....                            OTHER GREETS TO....     MEDWAY BOYS...   POMPEY PIRATES (NOT ALIEN THOUGH!   HE IS A COMPLETE BUMSTUFFER!!)   G-FORCE (NO-ONE AROUND HERE HAD EVER HEARD OF YOU BEFORE UNTILL YOUR MENU 26 APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE AND THERE WAS A GREET FOR ME ON IT!!!    PLEASE LEAVE E.G.B. ALONE THOUGH!!),   THE LOST BOYS,   THE LIGHT TEAM,   THE OVERLANDERS,   THE UNION,   AND THE BLADERUNNERS (WHERE THE HELL ARE THE 42-CREW THESE DAYS?),   SYNC (GET YOUR DEMO OUT SOON), THE CAREBEARS, OMEGA, PHALANX, AND ALL THE OTHER DEMO-CODERS....             ALSO HI TO......      COL, MAL 'THE BEST', THE MASK, THE TEN, BOB, NEIL.E, THE ORIGINAL SNOT GOBBLER, ROB NORTHEN (NICE NEW PROTECTION - STILL, IT'S VERY EASY TO BREAK THEM!!), THALION (NICE GAMES), NOVAGEN (IF YOU DON'T RELEASE DAMOCLES SOON I WON'T BUY IT!!!),  AND FINALLY TO ANDY PENNEL....  WHOSE BRILL DEVPAC II I AM NOW TYPING THIS CRAP ON....            THE UN-NAMEABLES NOW CONSISTS OF....    THE LAW (ME), DACK, PHILL, AND NEW MEMBERS, FLANNY, NOOKIE AND TUCKER OF THE I.R.S.       ....TIME TO WRAP................PARW OT EMIT....        AUTOMATION PRESENT MENU 251....          WELL, NOW THAT MOST OF YOU HAVE GONE AND ONLY THE DEDICATED ONES ARE LEFT I CAN TELL YOU ABOUT THE BALD EAGLE OF NEW ORDER....      THIS COMPLETE LAMER PACKS THE FILES WITH OUR PACKER AND THEN SEARCHES FOR A LOADER FROM ONE OF OUR OWN DISKS THAT WORKS WITH THE GAME...  HE THEN TEXT EDITS ANYTHING ON THE 'OLD' LOADER AND PUTS HIS NAME THERE....   DOES THIS MAKE HIM A TOSS-POT  -  I THINK SO.....      ALSO A BIG UP-YOURS FROM THE REST OF THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK TO NEW ORDER (THE ONLY CREW WHO USE OTHER PEOPLES PACKS ON THEIR DISKS AND THEN SLAG US OFF!!!     WOULD YOU TRUST A CREW WHO HAS A MEMBER SELLING THEIR DISKS?)     ENOUGH RANTINGS.....   TIME TO WRAP   (REALLY THIS TIME)       

                HI THERE FOLKS OUT THERE IN CD LAND,NOW COME ON,OWN UP,WHO PUT GEORGE MICHAEL IN MY SPECTRUM PIC?     STOP PRESS : THERE IS A DOC FILE FOR WARHEAD ON THIS DISK,PRESS SPACE TO SEE IT.      NOW IT'S GETTING VERY LATE AND I'M GETTING VERY PISSED OFF TODAY SO I'LL KEEP THIS SHORT,SO LET'S WRAP!!!  NO,SERIOUSLY,I SHOULD AT LEAST GREET SOME PEEPS FIRST,SO HERE GOES....   GREETINGS TO THE MEDWAY BOYS,THE REPLICANTS,THE BIG FOUR,ST AMIGOS,THE POMPEY PIRATES,OVERLANDERS,THE EMPIRE,DEREK MD,THE HOMEBOY,YOUNG JOE,THE LOST BOYS,OMEGA,SYNC,FLEXIBLE FRONT,NIGHTBREED,SEWER SOFT AND TO ALL THOSE (EX) HACKERS AT THALION!  FINALLY,DOES ANYONE HAVE A SPARE ST LYING AROUND? MY POOR MACHINE PASSED ON OVER A MONTH AGO,WHICH IS MY MAIN EXCUSE WHY I'VE NOT BEEN DOING 'NUFF 'NUFF LATELY. FINALLY FINALLY, TELEPHONE GREETS TO HAL,WHY NOT DO HIM A FAVOUR,CALL 0898 446970 (WORTH A LAUGH TOO!).     WRAP!         YES I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TOO,JUST ONE SMALL THING,I THINK I'VE JUST FIXED THE BOTTOM BORDER ROUTINE TO WORK ON STE'S. CAN SOMEONE TELL ME IF IT WORKS?            

                   HI THERE FOLKS OUT THERE IN CD LAND,NOW COME ON,OWN UP,WHO PUT GEORGE MICHAEL IN MY SPECTRUM PIC?     STOP PRESS : THERE IS A DOC FILE FOR WARHEAD ON THIS DISK,PRESS SPACE TO SEE IT.      NOW IT'S GETTING VERY LATE AND I'M GETTING VERY PISSED OFF TODAY SO I'LL KEEP THIS SHORT,SO LET'S WRAP!!!  NO,SERIOUSLY,I SHOULD AT LEAST GREET SOME PEEPS FIRST,SO HERE GOES....   GREETINGS TO THE MEDWAY BOYS,THE REPLICANTS,THE BIG FOUR,ST AMIGOS,THE POMPEY PIRATES,OVERLANDERS,THE EMPIRE,DEREK MD,THE HOMEBOY,YOUNG JOE,THE LOST BOYS,OMEGA,SYNC,FLEXIBLE FRONT,NIGHTBREED,SEWER SOFT AND TO ALL THOSE (EX) HACKERS AT THALION!  FINALLY,DOES ANYONE HAVE A SPARE ST LYING AROUND? MY POOR MACHINE PASSED ON OVER A MONTH AGO,WHICH IS MY MAIN EXCUSE WHY I'VE NOT BEEN DOING 'NUFF 'NUFF LATELY. FINALLY FINALLY, TELEPHONE GREETS TO HAL,WHY NOT DO HIM A FAVOUR,CALL 0898 446970 (WORTH A LAUGH TOO!).     WRAP!         YES I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TOO,JUST ONE SMALL THING,I THINK I'VE JUST FIXED THE BOTTOM BORDER ROUTINE TO WORK ON STE'S. CAN SOMEONE TELL ME IF IT WORKS?            

                  YEAH, HERE IS THE NEW GUARDIANS OF LOGIK MENU FOR AUTOMATION... CODED BY KAS, LOGO AND FONT BY TUF,  MUSIK BY MAD MAX. . . . . SORRY FOR THE DELAY ON THIS MENU VAPOUR ANY WAY MEGA GREETS TO THE FOLLOWING. . . . OZZ  NICE TO SEE YOU ARE BACK AND THE NEW PACKER IS GREAT!!!! . . . VAPOUR  (THANX FOR THE DISKS I AGREE WITH HALF OF YOUR PRATT OF THE YEAR AWARDS ON 246 BUT I MUST POINT OUT THAT LOGIK AS YOU CAN SEE IS SPELT WITH A  ( K ) PLEASE TAKE NOTE .). . .MANIKIN ( GREAT INTRO ) . . . A SPECIAL WELCOME TO THE NEW MEMBERS OF THE UN-NAMEABLES . . .THE LAW  FOR HIS HELP AND SOME GREAT CODE BUT NEXT TIME PACK SOMETHING ELSE           ONLY JOKING BUT I MUST ADMIT IT IS RIDICULOUS       HAS ANYONE READ THE LAW WRAP ON 251 YET NICE TO SEE THE TRUTH GETS OUT EVENTUALLY . . .SUB HUMANS OF TURKEY . . . SHARAZ JEK . . . B.B.C.  (NICE INTRO ON 240) . . .NEIL OF COR BLIMEY . . .AND A SPECIAL THANKS TO THE DEPRESSED AND CRAZY KID WHO DRINKS SWN Y MOR . . .(THANX FOR ALL YOUR HELP AND THE GREAT CODE). AND GREETS TO ALL THE REST OF %$%$%$%$%$ AUTOMATION %$%$%$%$%$ I QUITE LIKE THOSE I THINK WE WILL HAVE SOME MORE %$%$%$%$%$%$ GREETINGS ALSO GOTO STCS (UK) %$%$%$ THE REPLICANTS %$%$%$ STALIN OF FLEXIBLE FRONT %$%$%$ ZAE OF NEXT %$%$%$ THE EMPIRE %$%$%$ MCA %$%$%$ HOTLINE %$%$%$ AND A BIG HI TO JOBIL . . .BET YOU THOUGHT I HAD GIVEN UP.....ANYWAY ENOUGH OF ALL THIS WAFFLEMENT I HAVE WORK TO DO . . .MEGA THANKS TO DEFCON AGAIN  . . . .I WILL BE IN TOUCH SOON PROMISE !!!      ANYWAY I THINK IT IS TIME TO GO %$%$%$%$%$ AUTOMATION WOULD LIKE TO WISH EVERY ONE A HAPPY EASTER AND TO KEEP ON COLLECTING %$%$%$           OH AND BY THE WAY ABOUT NEW ORDER DISK SEVEN       WELL WHAT CAN I SAY I THINK THE DISK SPEAKS FOR ITSELF %$%$%$ DO YOU NOT THINK SO!!!!             TIME TO WRAP                  YEAH HERE I AM AGAIN FOOLED YOU            SPECIAL BULLETIN FOR THE LAW . . .SORRY BUT I DO NOT KNOW WHY THEY DID NOT CALL THEMSELVES THAT!!!!!!! %$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$% I REALLY LIKE THESE DEFCON THEY ARE GREAT %$%$%$%$ AND SO IS THIS CODE  . . . SPECIAL MESSAGE TO THE DEDICATED AND ANYONE WHO HAS READ A CERTAIN DISK SEVEN THIS STATEMENT IS TRUE AND FACTUAL THIS DISK IS ALL OUR OWN WORK THOUGH WE CANNOT TAKE ANY CREDIT FOR THE PACKER THAT LIES COMPLETELY WITH OZZ AND ULTRALOAD AND AUTOHACK ARE PRODUCTS OF THE UN-NAMEABLES BUT ALL THE HACKING AND PACKING ON THIS DISK IS DOWN TO US %$%$%$%$%$%$ WRAP TIME . . . . .       

                  YEAH, WE ARE HERE AGAIN WITH SOME MORE GOODIES FOR YOUR COLLECTION THIS TIME WE BRING YOU AUTOMATION CD254 . . . .HIT NUMERO UNO FOR PETER PAN  . . . .AND BLAST NUMBER 2 FOR IMPOSSIBLE MISSION 2 . . . . .AGAIN THANX GOTO THE LADS FROM DEFCON FOR THIS MENU CODE AND THE SPECTACULAR TUBEFONT AND THE GREAT GRAFIX DONE BY OUR RESIDENT ARTIST %$%$%$ DIO %$%$%$ AND JUST IN CASE YOU DID NOT RECOGNIZE THAT TUNE !!!! YEP IT IS GOOD OLE MAD MAX AGAIN AND BEFORE YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT THE MUSIC BEING THE SAME AS THE LAST MENU      WELL I AM SICK OF CHANGING WHAT IS GOING TO APPEAR ON THE MENU LET ALONE CHANGING THE MUSIC . . . MAY BE I WILL CHANGE IT ON THE NEXT MENU FOR YOU ? BUT WHAT THE HECK THE MUSIC IS GREAT ANYWAY SO QUIT MOANING!!!!!!! ANY WAY LET ME GET ON WITH THE GREETS FOR A CHANGE . . .THEY GOTO ALL MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION %$%$ AND TO EVERYONE WHO I KNOW %$%$% WELL THAT WAS SHORT AND SWEET THIS SCROLLTEXT LARK IS A PAIN WHEN YOU ARE BUSY SO I AM GOING TO LEAVE IT AT THAT BECAUSE I HAVE GOT TO GET OUR NEXT MENU OFF THE PRODUCTION LINE %$%$%$%$ DID ANYONE WATCH THE GREATEST CONCERT SINCE LIVE AID ON EASTER MONDAY? ROUSING STUFF HEY!!!!!           SIMPLE MINDS WERE JUST GREAT SEE NOT EVERYTHING THAT COMES FROM SCOTLAND IS ALL BAD!!!!NO OFFENCE MEANT I WAS ONLY JOKING - I HAVE SOME VERY GOOD FRIENDS UP THERE IN BONNY SCOTLAND. . . .ONE IN PARTICULAR . . . . . (IF YOU ARE READING THIS THEN STOP AND GET ON WITH SOME WORK INSTEAD . . .WELL I THINK THAT IS ALL FOR NOW  . . . SEE YOU ALL ON OUR NEXT MENU!!!!! OH I NEARLY FORGOT JUST IN CASE THERE IS ANYONE READING THIS SCROLLTEXT JUST TO SEE IF WE SAY ANYTHING NAUGHTY ABOUT A CERTAIN GROUP THAT I WILL NOT EVEN MENTION %$%$%$ WELL YOU HAVE JUST READ IT . . . . . . . . . . . .LET ME WRAP . . . . . . . . . .

                 PLEASE DO NOT COMPLAIN WHEN YOU DISCOVER THAT RISK LOCKS UP WHEN YOU TRY TO SAVE YOUR GAME AS EVERY COPY I HAVE SEEN INCLUDING AN ORIGINAL HAVE ALL DONE THE SAME HOWEVER IF YOU GET A GOOD VERSION THEN SEND IT TO ANY AUTOMATION MEMBER AND WE WILL PACK IT.              PRESS 5 TO 9 TO ALTER SCROLLER AND A B C D OR E FOR MUSIC . . .     PRESS ZERO TO TOGGLE HERTZ . . .       AUTOMATION GIVES YOU COMPACT DISK 255 , THE GRAPHICS ON THIS MENU WERE DONE BY NIK FROM THE QUARTET     THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM SEVEN GATES OF JAMBALA INTRO BY VAPOUR!!!!  GREETINGS GO TO PYROTECHNICS, THE REPLICANTS, THE STARKS, FLAME OF FINLAND, DEREK MD,  DELIGHT, MCA, THE LIGHT TEAM, MOB, PURSY, IAN.C, MONTY, THE ANGELS OF MERCY, THE CAREBEARS, THE OVERLANDERS, MIKE OF HOTLINE, THE MEDWAY BOYS, THE UNION [WHAT NO DEMOS], WAYNE SMITHSON, ROB NORTHERN, AND ALL AT THALLION SOFTWARE . . . . .   AFTER ALL OF THAT WE SHALL BRING THIS SCROLLER TO AN END. BYE BYE .............................................WRAP TIME...............               

HERE WE GO AGAIN WITH AUTOMATION CD 256. OK SOME STATS HERE FOR YOU NUMBER FREAKS!  THIS IS THE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY FIFTH MENU PUT TOGETHER BY VAPOUR WITH TWO MORE TO FOLLOW. OZZWALD OF THE LSD HAS DONE 57 SO FAR AND WE ARE WAITING FOR CD 236 FROM HIM. THE LAW OF THE UN-NAMEABLES HAS DONE 29 WITH ONE TO FOLLOW. NEIL OF COR BLIMEY HAS COMPILED SIX SO FAR. THE GOOD OLD BBC (NICE TO BE BACK GUYS?) HAVE DONE FIVE WITH TWO OR THREE DUE FOR RELEASE SHORTLY. THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY HAVE DONE TWO AND THE THIRD (CD 242) SEEMS TO BE AMISS SOMEWHERE OR IS IT JUST A FIGMENT OF SOMEONES IMAGINATION?  LAST BUT NOT LEAST, WE HAVE HAD TWO MENUS FROM THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK (HI APPOLLO) AND WE ARE EXPECTING ANOTHER TWO FROM THEM VERY SOON. WELL ALL IN ALL THAT SHOULD PLACE US NEAR ENOUGH AT THE 260 MARK. OK! WE HAVE HAD A LOT OF PACKED CRAP TO RELEASE OF LATE SO IT IS TIME TO THINK ABOUT DOING SOME QUALITY STUFF (SO HOWS ABOUT SOME GOOD STUFF AUTOMATION MEMBERS AND NO CHICKENING OUT ON THE MULTI DISK RAW DATA STUFF. WE WANT GOOD PACKS NOT LAME ONES!)     SHUFFLEPUCK CAFE TOOK ME A COUPLE OF DAYS TO FINISH OFF (NO LESS THAN 135 FILES (HOLY MACKEREL) BUT WHEN I START SOMETHING I LIKE TO FINISH IT WHATEVER IT TAKES), YOU CAN SAVE TO THIS DISK, I MADE SURE OF THAT!  IT DID NOT PACK TOO WELL BUT IT IS A CUTE LITTLE GAME. LEAGUE CHALLENGE SPEAKS FOR ITSELF, LOAD IT AND SEE!    THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED BY ME (VAPOUR) FROM JAMBALA. THERE ARE ABOUT TEN PIECES OF MUSIC HERE BUT I AM FEELING LAZY AND INSTEAD OF LETTING YOU FLICK THRU THEM ALL IN THIS MENU I AM GOING TO USE THEM IN THE OTHER TWO MENUS I AM ABOUT TO PUT TOGETHER. ONE OF WHICH IS LOADS OF STOS GEAR AND IS ANOTHER COMPACT DISK TO SWERVE AROUND WHEREAS THE OTHER MENU WILL CONTAIN TERORPODS, SHINOBI AND CLOWNOMANIA, (NOT A BAD DISK BUT NOT A BRILLIANT ONE EITHER).    OH YEAH! TNOD SSERP TESER FI RUOY SAMMOM DNUORA . . . .    FART, BELCH, PUKE! (THE AFTERMATH OF FRIDAY NIGHT OUT).    WHAT IS THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN A SHEEP AND A LADA?    IT IS MORE EMBARRASSING GETTING OUT OF THE BACK OF A LADA!  WHAT IS THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN AIDS AND A LADA?    YOU STAND A BETTER CHANCE OF GETTING RID OF AIDS!      AUTOMATION IS VAPOUR, THE BBC, OZZWALD OF THE LSD, NEIL OF OH MY GOD, THE UN-NAMEABLES, SHARAZ JEK, THE SUB-HUMANS AND THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIC. SWIFTLY ON TO THE YO'S - THE MEDWAY BOYS ST AMIGOS DEREK MD,  THE EMPIRE AND THE REPLICANTS, THE LIGHT TEAM, DELIGHT (GREAT CREW, GET IN TOUCH WITH US AXE), MCA, THE OVERLANDERS, THE STARKS, SEWER SOFT, THE HOMEBOY, MONTY, MOB, LEELEE, OBERJE, PURSY, NIK OF THE QUARTET,  KAM, THE LOST BOYS, THE CAREBEARS, FLEXIBLE FRONT, OMEGA, SYNC, YOUNG JOE, THE DRUID, HAL AND EDITMAN, THIS SCROLLER WAS CODED BY ANDY THE ARFLING (WITH SPECTRUM SHOWER BY VAPOUR). CALL ST CHATLINE ON 0898 446970. CHECK IT OUT!, WARP       

5               4             3               2              1  FSHHHZZZZZZZZZZ  !  *********************************************   AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 282. THIS TIME ITS TIME!   

      THIS INTRO HAS BEEN CODED BY DAVE-LOST FROM THE STARKS.        THE STARKS ARE: MAD STALKER, DAVE-LOST, FISHERMAN, BOOSTER, STAGER, STACCATTO, PHIL-STRAITS AND SPINFINITY.      

GREETINGS GO TO: AUTOMATION (ESPECIALLY VAPOUR), SEWER SOFTWARE  (ESP. SEWER RAT), ST-CONNEXION (ESP. MARLONE AND VANTAGE), DR.SATAN, EQUINOX (ESP. STEPRATE), HEMORROIDS, THE FALLEN ANGELS (ESP. SPEED DEMON AND ANGEL FACE), V8 (ESP. YODA AND DEMONIAK), THE REPLICANTS (ESP. R-AL), THE LOST BOYS (NICE DEMO), CRACKER ST, STALIN (FROM FLEXIBLE FRONT), TCB, TEX AND TNT.  A BIG KISS FOR CAMILLE (MY SWEET LOVE).

THIS AUTOMATION CD INCLUDES TIME.    PRESS THE LONG ONE TO GO ADVENTURING.   TIME WAS ALSO PUT ON ONE DISK BY DELIGHT. WHEN I DID THIS VERSION I WAS HOPING TO PERHAPS GET SOMETHING ELSE ON THE DISK BUT IT WAS NOT TO BE! .................................................................. THE AUTOMATION CD ARE SWAPPED IN FRANCE AND IN BELGIUM BY THE STARKS, CONTACT US ON 3615 RTEL (ON THE FRENCH BBS).

A BIG THANK YOU TO THE STARKS FROM FRANCE FOR CODING US A NICE LITTLE INTRO!   LETS HAVE SOME MORE GUYS!  THE MORE THE MERRIER!   AUTOMATION PACKERS AND CRACKERS ARE VAPOUR    OZZWALD    THE BBC    SHARAZ JEK    NEIL OF COR BLIMEY NOT 'ARF     THE UN-NAMEABLES    THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK    THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY.   

BANG  KEYS A  TO  G  TO CHANGE MUSICS.  ********************************** REMEMBER DO NOT JEST WITH THE BEST!      HI TO - MOB    LEELEE    FINGERBOBS    PURSY   NIK FROM THE QUARTET      HOTLINE    THE MEDWAY BOYS (I FINISHED WARP GRAHAM)      THE POMPEY PIRATES     ST AMIGOS    LITTLE LULU    THE BIG FOUR       G FORCE     ANGELS OF MERCY      A-HA      THE LION AND THE CHRISTIANS        OK, I THINK I'LL STOP TYPING SCROLLINES HERE, 'CAUSE I'M A BIT FED UP TONIGHT... AND SOMEONE IS CALLING ME, WITH IRRESISTIBLE ARGUMENTS... 

              AUTOMATION GIVE YOU COMPACT MENU 283        PRESS 1 FOR KINGS QUEST III [PACKED BY AXE OF DELIGHT]  PRESS 2 FOR DESKTOP GOODIES [CHEETAH FILE COPIER AND LOADS OF ADVENTURE SOLUTIONS]      THIS IS THE THIRD MENU OF THE DAY COMPLETED SO ON WITH NUMBER 4!              PRESS 7 TO 9 TO ALTER SCROLLER.    PRESS 0 TO TOGGLE HERTZ ., THE GRAPHICS ON THIS MENU WERE DONE BY MARKER AND THE DOT FONT BY PURSY.     THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM WARP BY VAPOUR!!!!  WHY DO CAMELS HAVE HUMPS?   WITHOUT A GOOD HUMP YOU WOULD NOT HAVE CAMELS.    GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS [HI SNAKE], THE STARKS, FLAME OF FINLAND, DEREK MD, ST AMIGOS, DELIGHT, MCA, THE LIGHT TEAM, MOB, PURSY, IAN.C, MONTY, THE ANGELS OF MERCY [HI LADIES], THE LOST BOYS [HI TIM], THE HOMEBOY, THE CAREBEARS, THE OVERLANDERS, MIKE OF HOTLINE, THE MEDWAY BOYS, SYNC, VECTOR, AN COOL, WAYNE SMITHSON, ROB NORTHERN, AND ALL AT THALLION SOFTWARE . . . . .      ZIPITTY DO DAH, ZIPITTY AY, OH MY MY WHAT A WONDERFUL PERSON I AM!        LIVERPOOL 96 SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY 0             IF ANYONE OUT THERE THINKS THEY CAN CODE GOOD ORIGINAL INTROS THEN SEND IN YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS TO ANY AUTOMATION MEMBER AND MAKE A NAME FOR YOURSELF . . . . HELP US PROVIDE THE JOE SOAPS OF THE ST WORLD WITH A VARIETY OF INTROS AND WE WILL CONTINUE TO DO THE BUSINESS WITH THE SOFTWARE!     RIGHT NOW LETS GO BACK TO MY DAYS AT THE POST OFFICE. I WAS APPROACHING A POSTBOX IN MY SHED DURING COLLECTION TIME AND THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY TRYING TO CRAM AN OVERSIZED PACKET INTO THE POSTBOX WITHOUT NEED I SAY ANY SUCCESS. SHE SAID AS I PULLED IN, I CAN NOT GET IT IN, IT IS TOO BIG    SO I REPLIED I HAVE THE SAME TROUBLE MYSELF SOMETIMES, LUV!      HERE IS ANOTHER ONE FOR YA!  WALKING DOWN THE PATH TO THE FRONT DOOR [IN FULL UNIFORM] AND A BLOKE SAYS ARE YOU THE POSTMAN?   NA! I AM THE BLOODY COALMAN!       4.30 IN THE MORNING ON THE WAY TO WORK I GOT CAUGHT SPEEDING IN MY CAPRI AND THE POLICEMAN SAYS TO ME WHERE ARE YOU GOING SIR IN SUCH A HURRY?    WHERE DO YOU THINK I AM GOING DRESSED AS A POSTY, A FANCY DRESS BALL?       EXCUSE ME! DO YOU MIND SHUTTING MY BLOODY GATE IN FUTURE?   YEAH SURE! AND GET ME A CLOTH AND BUCKET OF WATER AND I WILL DO YOUR WINDOWS WHILE I AM AT IT!     ...................A ROCKIN AN A REELIN TIME...............

                   HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE CAREBEARS - TEX - MCA - THE LIGHT TEAM - THE EMPIRE - SYNC - DELIGHT - THE REVOLUTION - THE POMPEY PIRATES - BIRDY - THE MEDWAY BOYS - THE LOST BOYS - MIKE OF HOTLINE - ST AMIGOS - HAL - EDITMAN - G FORCE - THE STARKS - LEELEE - OBERJE - FINGERBOBS - JOBIL - MOB - MONTY - PURSY - IAN.C - THE CMT - FLEXIBLE FRONT - SYNC - OMEGA - NIK OF THE QUARTET -

AUTOMATION CD 284 PART A - THIS DISK CONTAINS MANHUNTER NEW YORK CITY. IF THE GAME FAILS TO FIND ANY DATA ON THIS DISK THEN INSERT COMPACT DISK 284 PART C AND VICE VERSA. HAPPY ADVENTURING FROM AXE. OK! NOT A LOT TO SAY BUT THIS IS A GREAT PACK FROM AXE OF DELIGHT!   THE ORIGINAL WAS ON 5 SINGLE SIDED DISKS AND LIKE ALL SIERRA GAMES THEY ARE ALREADY PACKED REASONABLY WELL. SO ON CD 284 PARTS A TO C YOU HAVE THE EQUIVALENT OF 10 SINGLE SIDED DISKS. GREAT JOB AXE! LETS HAVE SOME MORE. . . . ..... .. ...... ... ... .. .... .  .    . .     . . .....      . . .  ITS MORSE CODE IDIOT!            

                   HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE CAREBEARS - TEX - MCA - THE LIGHT TEAM - THE EMPIRE - SYNC - DELIGHT - THE REVOLUTION - THE POMPEY PIRATES - BIRDY - THE MEDWAY BOYS - THE LOST BOYS - MIKE OF HOTLINE - ST AMIGOS - HAL - EDITMAN - G FORCE - THE STARKS - LEELEE - OBERJE - FINGERBOBS - JOBIL - MOB - MONTY - PURSY - IAN.C - THE CMT - FLEXIBLE FRONT - SYNC - OMEGA - NIK OF THE QUARTET -

AUTOMATION CD 284 PART A - THIS DISK CONTAINS MANHUNTER NEW YORK CITY. IF THE GAME FAILS TO FIND ANY DATA ON THIS DISK THEN INSERT COMPACT DISK 284 PART C AND VICE VERSA. HAPPY ADVENTURING FROM AXE. OK! NOT A LOT TO SAY BUT THIS IS A GREAT PACK FROM AXE OF DELIGHT!   THE ORIGINAL WAS ON 5 SINGLE SIDED DISKS AND LIKE ALL SIERRA GAMES THEY ARE ALREADY PACKED REASONABLY WELL. SO ON CD 284 PARTS A TO C YOU HAVE THE EQUIVALENT OF 10 SINGLE SIDED DISKS. GREAT JOB AXE! LETS HAVE SOME MORE. . . . ..... .. ...... ... ... .. .... .  .    . .     . . .....      . . .  ITS MORSE CODE IDIOT!            

                   HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE CAREBEARS - TEX - MCA - THE LIGHT TEAM - THE EMPIRE - SYNC - DELIGHT - THE REVOLUTION - THE POMPEY PIRATES - BIRDY - THE MEDWAY BOYS - THE LOST BOYS - MIKE OF HOTLINE - ST AMIGOS - HAL - EDITMAN - G FORCE - THE STARKS - LEELEE - OBERJE - FINGERBOBS - JOBIL - MOB - MONTY - PURSY - IAN.C - THE CMT - FLEXIBLE FRONT - SYNC - OMEGA - NIK OF THE QUARTET -

AUTOMATION CD 284 PART B - THIS DISK CONTAINS MANHUNTER SAN FRANCISCO. IF THE GAME FAILS TO FIND ANY DATA ON THIS DISK THEN INSERT COMPACT DISK 284 PART C AND VICE VERSA. HAPPY ADVENTURING ST FREAKS FROM AXE OF DELIGHT. OK! NOT A LOT TO SAY BUT THIS IS A GREAT PACK FROM AXE OF DELIGHT!   THE ORIGINAL WAS ON 5 SINGLE SIDED DISKS AND LIKE ALL SIERRA GAMES THEY ARE ALREADY PACKED REASONABLY WELL. SO ON CD 284 PARTS A TO C YOU HAVE THE EQUIVALENT OF 10 SINGLE SIDED DISKS. GREAT JOB AXE! LETS HAVE SOME MORE. ITS OBVIOUS YOU ARE AN ADVENURE FREAK BUT CHECK OUT DISK 285 AND PLAY WARP IN CHEAT MODE - ANOTHER MEGA TITLE FROM THALLION . . . ..... .. ...... ... ... .. .... .  .    . .     . . .....      . . .  ITS MORSE CODE IDIOT!            

                   HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE CAREBEARS - TEX - MCA - THE LIGHT TEAM - THE EMPIRE - SYNC - DELIGHT - THE REVOLUTION - THE POMPEY PIRATES - BIRDY - THE MEDWAY BOYS - THE LOST BOYS - MIKE OF HOTLINE - ST AMIGOS - HAL - EDITMAN - G FORCE - THE STARKS - LEELEE - OBERJE - FINGERBOBS - JOBIL - MOB - MONTY - PURSY - IAN.C - THE CMT - FLEXIBLE FRONT - SYNC - OMEGA - NIK OF THE QUARTET -

AUTOMATION CD 284 PART B - THIS DISK CONTAINS MANHUNTER SAN FRANCISCO. IF THE GAME FAILS TO FIND ANY DATA ON THIS DISK THEN INSERT COMPACT DISK 284 PART C AND VICE VERSA. HAPPY ADVENTURING ST FREAKS FROM AXE OF DELIGHT. OK! NOT A LOT TO SAY BUT THIS IS A GREAT PACK FROM AXE OF DELIGHT!   THE ORIGINAL WAS ON 5 SINGLE SIDED DISKS AND LIKE ALL SIERRA GAMES THEY ARE ALREADY PACKED REASONABLY WELL. SO ON CD 284 PARTS A TO C YOU HAVE THE EQUIVALENT OF 10 SINGLE SIDED DISKS. GREAT JOB AXE! LETS HAVE SOME MORE. ITS OBVIOUS YOU ARE AN ADVENURE FREAK BUT CHECK OUT DISK 285 ANE PLAY WARP IN CHEAT MODE - ANOTHER MEGA TITLE FROM THALLION . . . ..... .. ...... ... ... .. .... .  .    . .     . . .....      . . .  ITS MORSE CODE IDIOT!           &obsp;

READ ALL OF THIS SCROLLER FIRST!        AUTOMATION PRESENT CD 285! - PRESS 1 FOR WARP - 2 FOR US GOLD ITALY 1990 - 3 FOR THE CHAOS MAPS - 4 TO 9 FOR MUSIC - 0 TO TOGGLE HERTZ - NOW FOLLOWS INSTRUCTIONS FOR WARP . . . M TOGGLES MUSIC FX ON AND OFF. G QUITS CURRENT GAME. SPACE TOGGLES BETWEEN LASERS AND BLASTERS. USE LASER TO DESTROY MOST OBJECTS AND USE BLASTERS TO DESTROY THE MAIN OBJECTS SUCH AS THE POWER STATIONS. USE THE RETURN KEY TO DISTRIBUTE ENERGY. TO GET ENERGY YOU MUST STOP YOUR SHIP ON A PARTICULAR ICON WHICH I WILL LEAVE TO YOU TO DISCOVER. THERE IS ALSO ANOTHER OBJECT THAT WHEN HIT SEVERAL TIMES WITH YOUR LASERS IT WILL BECOME PARTLY RUINED. DO NOT DESTROY IT COMPLETELY AS IT WILL GIVE YOU A MAP WHEN YOU FLY ON TOP OF IT IN ITS RUINED STATE. THE GLOWING OBJECTS ON THE MAP ARE YOUR TARGETS. USE YOUR FIRE BUTTON IN THE WARP TUNNELS TO INCREASE YOUR SPEED. I THINK THAT IS ENOUGH SO GET PLAYING. IF YOU HAVE THE EMPIRE VERSION THEN YOU HAVE A LAME CRACK THAT DOES NOT WORK PROPERLY. SORRY GUYS BUT DO A BETTER JOB NEXT TIME. ITS NO GOOD BEING THE FIRST TO GET IT ON THE BOARDS IF IT AINT GOING TO BE PERFECT!    OK REMEMBER WHAT I SAID ABOUT FCOPY 3 - DO NOT COPY WITH COPY ONLY USED SECTORS AS YOU MAY JUST FAIL TO MAKE A PERFECT COPY OF CERTAIN DISKS DEPENDANT ON HOW WE CRACKERS DESIGN THE DISK! - WARP SAVES SCORE TO SECTOR 6 - YOU MAY SAVE A FEW GAMES OF ITALY 1990 TO THIS DISK BUT BY THE TIME YOU GET THIS DISK IF YOU CAN NOT SAVE ANY MORE GAMES TO THE DISK THEN GO TO THE DESKTOP AND DELETE ALL .BIN FILES BAR ANY YOU WANT TO KEEP - THE CHAOS MAPS WERE DONE FOR US COURTESY OF DAL SNUBBS OF G FORCE. THANKS GUY! - STICK WITH AUTOMATION AND YOU CAN NOT GO WRONG! IF YOU HAVE CRAP COPIES OF OUR STUFF THEN GET IN TOUCH WITH US AND WE WILL RECTIFY THE MATTER. I HOPE THIS MENU AND ALL THE GAMES LOOK OK BECAUSE MY MONITOR IS NOW FAULTY. IT HAS NO BLUE SO YOU COULD SAY IT IS AN RG M�NITOR AND NO LONGER AN RGB ONE. THATS LIFE AND I HAVE NO DOSH FOR A NEW ONE. I DO NOT HAVE A TV EITHER AS IT BLEW UP A WEEK BEFORE MY MONITOR WENT DOWN. I WONDER IF ITS THAT WIRING JOB MY BROTHER IN LAW DID FOR ME. WELL MY COMPUTER STILL WORKS EVEN IF IT IS A PAIN TYPING ON A YELLOW AND BLACK SCREEN INSTEAD OF A WHITE AND BLACK ONE! THESE GAMES STILL LOOK GOOD DESPITE MY COLOUR PROBLEMS. ALL I CAN SAY IS THE PALETTES HAD BETTER BE RIGHT OR ELSE THE MONITOR WILL FIND MY FOOT IN IT!    _HI GUYS!     YES, THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS THE TWO COLOUR TOP SCROLLER!     IT'S A GOOD JOB THAT THIS SCROLLER IS QUITE SHORT 'COZ IT MAKES YOUR EYES GO FUNNY IF YOU READ IT FOR TOO LONG!     IF YOU THINK YOUR CLEVER BEING ABLE TO READ THIS SCROLL THEN JUST TRY READING THE ONE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN!     HA HA HA!            HI TO THE OVERLANDERS - THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY - THE REPLICANTS - THE LIGHT TEAM - THE CAREBEARS - THE EMPIRE - THE STARKS - THE REPLICANTS - ST CONNEXION - SYNC - ST AMIGOS - EDITMAN - PURSY - MOB - LEELEE - OBERJE - FLEXIBLE FRONT - THE MEDWAY BOYS - THE POMPEY PIRATES - G FORCE - ANGELS OF MERCY - LITTLE LULU - THE BIG FOUR - MIKE OF HOTLINE - JOBIL - DEREK MD - PRESS A KEY YOU DAFT GET         YOUR MOTHER RIDES DONKEYS           WE ARE VAPOUR - NEIL OF COR BLIMEY - THE UNNAMEABLES - OZZWALD - AXE - SHARAZ JEK - THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK - THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY -  YES FOLKS!   I EVEN HAVE ENOUGH PROCESSOR TIME FOR A VERTICAL SCROLLER!   THE TROUBLE WITH THIS KIND OF SCROLLER IS THAT IT TAKES TOO LONG TO SCROLL THROUGH THE WHOLE OF A MESSAGE SO THE LONGER I GO ON TYPING THIS TEXT THE LESS CHANGE THERE IS THAT SOMEBODY WILL EVER READ IT!   SO WHAT BETTER EXCUSE IS THERE TO STOP THE SCROLL RIGHT HERE AND WRAP         

    I SHALL USE THIS SCROLLER FOR THE GREETINGS 'COS IT MOVES SLOWER AND ALL YOU EGO TRIPPERS OUT THERE WILL HAVE A LONGER WAIT TO SEE IF YOU GET A MENTION!         UNCLE SCROOGE SAYS HI TO... THE REST OF G.O.L. AND AUTOMATION (ESPECIALLY THE LAW FOR THE USE OF THIS CODE, THANKS AGAIN!)    THE UNION (IGNORE MINDBOMB! - CUDDLY DEMO IS STILL THE BEST!), THE EMPIRE, SEWER SOFTWARE, AND HOTLINE.   THERE, THAT WAS SHORT, WAS IT NOT?   OH, YES.....   I ALMOST FORGOT THE TWO AUTOMATION MEMBERS WITH THE FEWEST GREETS SO FAR.....   'THE ORIGINAL SNOT GOBBLER' AND 'GRUNTMAN'     (EVEN IF I DON'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE!)    TIME TO WRAP.....   BYE BYE FROM UNCLE SCROOGE.....      IMPORTANT!  DO NOT FILE COPY THIS DISK AS TRACKS 78 AND 79 ARE USED FOR HEAVY METAL SAVES.....     TRY KEYS...  HELP/UNDO/INSERT/CLR-HOME     HI EVERYONE - I AM THE NEW MEMBER OF THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK AND MY NAME IS......    'UNCLE SCROOGE'   (YES, I HAVE ALREADY BEEN TOLD THAT IT IS A SILLY NAME!)   MUSIC RIPPED FROM 'ATOMIX' BY UNCLE SCROOGE....           IT'S AN HONOUR TO BE GIVEN A SCROLLTEXT OF MY OWN SO SOON (DACK OF THE UN-NAMEABLES WAS WAITING FOR OVER A YEAR!)    THE ONLY TROUBLE IS I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE AND THIS MENU NEEDS TWO SCROLLERS!       OH, WELL.... I'LL DO THE GREETINGS AND COME BACK LATER.... MAYBE I WILL HAVE THOUGHT OF SOMETHING TO SAY BY THEN....    (NOW COMPOSING THE LOWER SCROLLER)     I'M BACK AGAIN!    STILL CAN'Y THINK OF ANYTHING TO WRITE ABOUT!      MAYBE I'LL JUST WRAP THEN.........      

AUTOMATION ARE PROUD TO PRESENT
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AUTOMATION RULE...   OK! THREE DISKS TO ONE AND WHAT A CRAPPY DMA LOADER THIS GAME HAS. I THINK THE CODER IS ON DRUGS!  DO NOT USE THIS DISK TO SAVE TO AND COPY IT 82 TRACKS 10 SECTORS AND 2 SIDES.   HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE OVERLANDERS - THE EMPIRE - THE STARKS - FINGERBOBS - THE POMPEY PIRATES - THE MEDWAY BOYS - DELIGHT - MOB - THE CAREBEARS - PURSY - MONTY - LEELEE - OBERJE - THE LOST BOYS - . . .  THANKS TO PETE WILSON FOR THE ORIGINAL. I DID NOT REALISE THAT THIS WOULD BE EASY TO PUT ON ONE DISK OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE DONE IT A MONTH AGO WHEN YOU SENT IT ME PETE. GIMME GIMME GIMME FOR SOFTWARE . . . . 3 DISK VERSIONS SUCK . . . . SINCE I HAVE SAVED YOU ALL TWO DISKS HOW ABOUT GIVING ME ONE!              ONE DISK I MEANT!!!!          BYE BYE!   

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         AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 290 ------  HIT ONE FOR OIL IMPERIUM CRACKED BY THE MEDWAY BOYS --- 2 FOR DONALD DUCK --- 3 FOR HOLLYWOOD POKER   THIS MAY BE ONE POINT EIGHT TOS ONLY --- 4  FOR STONEAGE DELUXE --- 5 FOR STONEAGE --- 6 FOR CONQUEROR DOCS

5               4             3               2              1  FSHHHZZZZZZZZZZ  !  *********************************************   AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 291. PRESS 1 FOR KLAX.  PRESS 2 FOR TIN TIN (THE RELEASE VERSION).  PERSONALLY I THINK THE INTRO GAME ON TINTIN ON MENU 164 IS BEST BUT THE SECOND PART IS NOT A FULL GAME. I WOULD HAVE PUT THIS VERSION ON MENU 164 IF IT WOULD HAVE FITTED ON THE DISK. WHEN TYPING YOUR NAME ON THE SCORE SHEET TYPE Q FOR A AND A FOR Q. STRANGE EH! WELL BLAME THE FRENCH PROGRAMMERS FOR A CRAP KEYBOARD ROUTINE WHICH PLAYS UP ON THE ENGLISH TOS. PRESS 3 FOR STRIKEY (CRAP PACMAN).  PRESS 4 FOR DR ZOCK (EVEN WORSE BREAKOUT) BUT THEY PAD OUT THE DISK WHEN THERE IS NOUGHT DESCENT LEFT TO FILL IT UP.  I AM SORRY FOR PUTTING SOME OLD TITLES ON THIS DISK WITH KLAX BUT I HAVE USED UP A LOT OF STUFF LATELY AND THIS WAS MOSTLY THOSE THAT WERE LEFT AND I WANT TO GET KLAX OUT ON THE CD SCENE. THIS IS ABOUT MY TWENTIETH MENU THAT I HAVE PUT TOGETHER OVER THE LAST 3 WEEKS. CAN YOU TAKE THE PACE? HAVE YOU GOT THE DISKS? WELL IF YOU CAN AND IF YOU HAVE THEN GOOD ON YA! KEEP DOSE RIGINALS CUMMIN GAYS, SORRY I MEANT GUYS! WHERE IS THAT ROTTEN BACKSPACE KEY. AH! HERE IT IS UNDER MY DRIVE. NOW TIME TO REVJUST TESTING BACKSPACE OLVE.......... 

      THIS INTRO HAS BEEN CODED BY DAVE-LOST FROM THE STARKS.        THE STARKS ARE: MAD STALKER, DAVE-LOST, FISHERMAN, BOOSTER, STAGER, STACCATTO, PHIL-STRAITS AND SPINFINITY.      

GREETINGS GO TO: AUTOMATION (ESPECIALLY VAPOUR), SEWER SOFTWARE  (ESP. SEWER RAT), ST-CONNEXION (ESP. MARLONE AND VANTAGE), DR.SATAN, EQUINOX (ESP. STEPRATE), HEMORROIDS, THE FALLEN ANGELS (ESP. SPEED DEMON AND ANGEL FACE), V8 (ESP. YODA AND DEMONIAK), THE REPLICANTS (ESP. R-AL), THE LOST BOYS (NICE DEMO), CRACKER ST, STALIN (FROM FLEXIBLE FRONT), TCB, TEX AND TNT.  A BIG KISS FOR CAMILLE (MY SWEET LOVE).

.................................................................. THE AUTOMATION CD ARE SWAPPED IN FRANCE AND IN BELGIUM BY THE STARKS, CONTACT US ON 3615 RTEL (ON THE FRENCH BBS).

A BIG THANK YOU TO THE STARKS FROM FRANCE FOR CODING US A NICE LITTLE INTRO!   LETS HAVE SOME MORE GUYS!  THE MORE THE MERRIER!   CMON OVERLANDERS LETS HAVE SOME MORE FROM YOU GUYS!  AUTOMATION PACKERS AND CRACKERS ARE VAPOUR    OZZWALD    THE BBC    SHARAZ JEK    NEIL OF COR BLIMEY NOT 'ARF     AXE OF DELIGHT (THE SIERRA MAN)     THE UN-NAMEABLES    THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK    THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY.   

BANG  KEYS 5  TO  9  TO CHANGE MUSIC WHICH VAPOUR RIPPED FROM LEAVING TERAMIS. MAD MAX IS SIMPLY THE BEST.   ********************************** REMEMBER DO NOT JEST WITH THE BEST!      HI TO - MOB    LEELEE    FINGERBOBS    PURSY   NIK FROM THE QUARTET      HOTLINE    THE MEDWAY BOYS      THE POMPEY PIRATES     ST AMIGOS    LITTLE LULU    FLAME OF FINLAND (NICE MENUS GUYS BUT WHY NO GREETS)    THE BIG FOUR       G FORCE     ANGELS OF MERCY      A-HA      THE LION AND THE CHRISTIANS           AND NOW LOONEY TUNES.... THATS ALL FOLKS!    

  The following Message is from The Un-Nameables (But the rest of Automation agree with it, although I haven't asked Vapour, Neil or Sharaz yet!)....   Do NOT remove it!    Fuck off alien! You are a total mother-fuckin-chicken-shagger and you may have guessed that all of automation don't like you at all! (even the BBC)    So why don't you climb into that already oversized cavity in your head (your mouth dipshit!) and close it, thereby locking an asshole like you away for ever and keeping the general public safe from your perverted activities....    

   ----AUTOMATION 292 (STE COMPATABLE!) ----   THIS IS THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK HERE (TO BE PRECISE, UNCLE SCROOGE!)    WHAT SHALL I TALK ABOUT THIS TIME AROUND?    OH, HOW ABOUT THE GAMES ON THIS DISK?     OK!     FIRST OFF YOU HAVE "SKIDZ" FROM CORE DESIGN. THIS GAME IS QUITE GOOD AND I LIKE IT. YOU HAVE TO MOVE AROUND COLLECTING RUBBISH AND THEN PUT IT IN THE BINS UNTIL THE AREA IS 75 PER CENT CLEAN, AND THEN MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE END OF THE STREET!  ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY GAME ISN'T IT?    TO GO WITH THIS ENVIRONMENTALISTIC (WHAT A LONG WORD!) GAME, WE HAVE "SIM CITY" IN WHICH YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE LIKES OF FLOODS, EARTHQUAKES AND EVEN AN ATOMIC MELTDOWN!    WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY?    GO TO 'EM!    NOW, AS MY SCROLLTEXT DRAWS TO A CLOSE, I WILL INSERT A BIT THAT I WAS ASKED TO PUT IN MY NEXT MENU BY "THE LAW" OF THE UN-NAMEABLES.....     HI AGAIN!  THIS IS THE LAW...   I DON'T KNOW WHAT DISK THIS IS BUT I HOPE YOU LIKE IT!    I HAVE JUST SEEN POMPEY PIRATES DISK 35 AND I HAVE A REPLY FOR THE ALIEN WHICH I HOPE YOU WILL ALL ENJOY READING....   NOTE- THIS IS NOT A SLAG....  IT IS A REPLY....    1)  IN MY OPINION CLOUD KINGDOMS --DOES-- LOAD THESE FILES (MAYBE YOU DID A PRE-RELEASE VERSION, I DON'T KNOW. WHAT I DO KNOW IS THAT WITHOUT THEM IT USED TO CRASH WHEN IT WENT INTO DEMO MODE FOR THE SECOND TIME (DIFFERENT LEVEL) AS THE FILE IT WANTED WAS NOT ON THE DISK!    2)  I KNOW THERE WAS NO POINT IN PACKING THESE FILES, BUT I DID IT FOR ARTISTIC IMPRESSION!    3)  "ENGAGE YOUR BRAIN BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH" IS THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK, DON'T YOU THINK, ALIEN?    4)  YOUR INFESTATION MAYBE IN FILES, BUT WHY LOAD THEM SEPERATLY?  CAN'T YOU GET THE INTRO TO LOAD THE GAME?  NEVER MIND!    ANYWAY, ENOUGH OF THIS....   I HEAR YOUR MENUS ARE IMPROVING......    5)  I DON'T CARE HOW YOU DID IT!  ALL I CARE ABOUT IS THAT MY VERSION WORKS (I LEFT IT IN DEMO FOR OVER FOUR HOURS TO CHECK -ALL- THE SCREENS!)    6)  CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR "FIGHTER BOMBER" HACK!  IT'S THE ONLY ONE I HAVE SEEN ON ONE DISK!   (COME ON SHARAZ, IF YOU DON'T HURRY UP WITH IT I SHALL JUST HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF!)      ANYWAY, TIME TO GO.....   REMEMBER....  THIS WAS A REPLY, NOT A SLAG!     A SLAG WOULD CONTAIN STRONGER LANGUAGE THAN THIS!    QUICKY LAW MEGA-GREETS TO....   MOB, MAL, BOB, COL, IRS AND THE MIGHTY CLOG (INSPIRATION FOR THIS CODE!)      -- BACK TO WHOEVER IS NEXT---      SCROOGE HERE AGAIN....  JUST TIME TO SAY.....       GREETINGS TO.....       REPLICANTS (FOR THE SIM CITY HACK!), FLAME OF FINLAND (WOW! COMPETITION! AT LAST!), SEWER SOFTWARE (THE LAW SAYS THANX FOR THE RETALIATOR DOCS), THE MEDWAY BOY (CLOG), AND TO ANY SUB-HUMANS READING THIS!       WRAP..WRAP..WRAP..WRAP..WRAP..WRAP..WRAP..WRAP..WRAP..WRAP...................      

# AUTOMATION CD 293 #    HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!  THIS DISK WAS DONE AFTER 300, 297 (A+B),294 (A+B) AND 295 (A+B)   HO! HO! HO! HO! HO!  THE LAW IS NOW IN CHARGE OF MENU PRODUCTION FOR A WHILE AS IT SEEMS THAT VAPOUR IS MIGHTY FED UP WITH DOING IT (GOOGOO GAGA!)    YO! HAS ANYONE SEEN THOSE FANTASTIC MEGA BUCKS SPECIAL EFFECTS MONSTER MOVIES ON CHANNEL FOUR?   WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP THEY ARE!   I LAUGHED MY HEAD OFF WHEN GODZILLA (A.K.A A MAN IN A RUBBER COSTUME) STOMPED OVER NEW YORK (A.K.A. A CARDBOARD CITY)   THESE FILMS ARE SO BAD THAT EVEN CHANNEL FOUR ARE EMBARRASED ABOUT THEM.  STILL, IT'S BETTER THAN THE FOOTIE, EH?   ACRYNTON STANLEY 8   PORTSMOUTH -5 (ALIEN WAS THE GOALIE)    THIS MENU WAS STARTED LAST NIGHT (THE LAW AND FLANNY WERE UP TILL 5:30AM) AND WAS FINISHED AT 4:09PM TODAY!   WELL, VAPOUR LIKES HIS CRAP JOKES, SO NOW IT'S MY TURN..    (COMPACT DISK 248 MOTORWAY!  HA HA THAT WAS FUNNY, VAPOUR!)   TWO TRAPPIST MONKS WERE WALKING DOWN THE ROAD WHEN ONE OF THEM DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!   HERE ARE SOME CONTACT ADDRESSES...  THEY WERE TAKEN FROM THE BACK OF ZERO MAGAZINE, JUNE ISSUE....    NICK IN LONDON WANTS A FEMALE BADLY!    MR DONKER FROM HOLLAND IS LOOKING FOR SOME BOYS!    JAMIE IS A DICKHEAD, HE BOUGHT AN MSX AND NOW CAN'T SELL IT!    CECIL IS TRYING TO SELL A MEGA-DRIVE!    JOHN HAS A SPECTRUM 128 (PHONE HIM AFTER 12:00PM)    DID YOU KNOW ELVIRA LIKES A BIT OF MEAT IN HER STEW!  (SOMEONE SEND ME A COPY OF ELVIRA COS I WOULDN'T MIND GETTING STUCK INTO HER, ER... THAT!)  FOR FURTHER INFORMATION BUY ZERO, COS IT IS AMAZING!    HERE ARE FIVE FOOTBALL FACTS....   FACT NUMBER 1....  DANNY BLANCHFLOWER, AS SKIPPER OF N.IRELAND, ONCE TOLD STARTLED REPORTERS THAT HIS SECRET TACTIC WAS....   'TO EQUALISE BEFORE THE OPPOSITION SCORES'       FACT NUMBER 2....  AFTER THE 1958 ARGENTINIAN SQUAD WAS BEATEN TWICE IN THE FINALS, THEY WERE MET AT BUENOS AIRES BY CROWDS WHO PELTED THEM WITH STONES AND ROTTEN FRUIT!     FACT NUMBER 3....  THE WINNING GOAL IN THE 1930 FINAL WAS SCORED BY NATHANIEL G. SPROGGET FOR ENGLAND AGAINST LITHUANIA. REMARKABLY SPROGGET HAD ONLY ONE LEG!  (TO GO WITH ALIENS ONE BRAIN CELL)    FACT NUMBER 4....  THE FIRST WORLD CUP WAS NICKED WHILE ON DISPLAY AT A STAMP SHOW IN WESTMINSTER. IT WAS LATER DISCOVERED UNDER A HEDGE IN LONDON BY A DOG CALLED PICKLES.....    FACT NUMBER 5....  THE FASTEST GOAL EVER SCORED IN A WORLD CUP COMPETITION WAS SCORED BY BRYAN ROBSON 27 SECONDS INTO THE MATCH BETWEEN ENGLAND AND FRANCE IN 1982 (PITY ENGLAND HAVEN'T SCORED SINCE!)    THERE, NOW I HOPE THIS ENDS ALL THOSE CRAP FOOTBALL JOKES IN THESE SCROLLERS.         HAVE YOU TRIED TYPING IN ON RESOLUTION 101 'FEEBLE BUBBLE BOBBLE BOOBLE BIBBLY WIBBLY WOMBLES' WHILE HOLDING DOWN TAB, CTRL, SHIFT (LEFT), UNDO AND ALTERNATE WHILE TAPPING S.O.S. ON THE SPACE BAR. YOU WILL PROBABLY NOTICE THAT AFTER FIVE MINUTES OF WAITING (YOU MUST NOT TOUCH ANYTHING!) ...............       THAT BUGGER ALL WILL HAPPEN!!!!        THIS WAS A LAW/FLANNY SCROLLTEXT......   GREETS TO:  EGB (FLANNY SAYS NICE TALKING TO YOU!), ARN+THE HAMPSTER, IGNITOR, AXE, SHARAZ, APPOLLO, NEIL OF CB, VAPOUR AND OZZWALD (WHERE'S MY BLOODY BLOOD MONEY?)      THE HOMEBOYS SAYS HIT TO...  ROB K AND ROBBIE G!    (HE SAID LEAVE THE '!' IN)     ALSO HI TO... MOB, COL, MAL (WHERE ARE YOU!), AND BOB 'THE DESTROYER OF GREAT WALLS AND DESTRUCTOR OF PLASTERBOARD!'      KELLOGS HUNNY NUT LOOPS...  LETS LOOP TOGETHER   KELLOGS HUNNY NUT LOOPS    LETS LOOP             TOGETHER    HUNNY NUT LOOPS.......    WHAT A CRAP ADVERT!    OH, TALKING OF ADVERTS, I WISH DUDLEY MOORE WOULD FIND HIS CHICKENS....    CURRENTLY CHANNEL FOUR HAVE A CRAP FILM IN INDIAN  WITH ENGLISH DRIBBLE TITILE, SO WE 'AIN'T WATCHING THAT, I CAN TELL YOU!    ANYWAY...  HO! HUM!  TIME TO RUN!         

        AUTOMATION BRAIN DEAD MENU 294 (B)       TO BE USED IN CONJUNCTION WITH 294 (A) STUPID!      WELL, THIS DISK WE BRING YOU DAMOCLES (AT LAST, ABOUT TIME, MR WOAKS!) - PLEASE NOTE THAT VAPOUR HAS DONE A SMALLER VERSION, BUT AS 20 ODD K WILL NOT MAKE A DIFFERENCE AND IT WILL TAKE A FEW DAYS FOR IT TO GET HERE ANYWAY, I HAVE USED MY VERSION. WHY IS MIGHTY CLOGS VERSION IN SEVEN FILES?  THERE WERE ONLY FIVE ON THE ORIGINAL AND TWO OF THOSE ARE NOT NEEDED?  STILL, AT LEAST HE GOT THE RUN ADDRESS, WHICH, I CAN ASSURE YOU, WAS BY NO MEANS AN EASY FEAT (ALIEN WILL NOW SPEND FIVE DAYS DOING IT AND THEN BRAG ABOUT IT BEING SO EASY! - SEE, ALIEN, WE HAVE GOT YOU SUSSED!)      MESSAGE TO DEREK MD, PEACE NOT PIECES (TALK TO THE PILOT)     MUSIC FROM ROCK 'N' ROLL BY THE LAW....   PICTURE BY THE IRS   PROPORTIONAL FONT BY THE IRS  (THANX GUYS!)    WELL, IT IS NOW 2:31 AM AND I HAVE ANOTHER DISK TO DO, SO WRAPPPPP THIS WAY......      

AUTOMATION 295 (B) TO BE USED IN CONJUNCTION WITH 295 (A) AS GOLD RUSH WOULD NOT GO ONTO ONE DISK....   NEVER MIND AXE, I STILL THINK YOU ARE ONE OF THE BEST HACKERS AND PACKERS IN THE HISTORY OF THE ST...   HOW CAN YOU SIT AND SIEVE THROUGH ALL THAT CRAPPY C-CODE, DEPACK ALL THE SECTIONS BY HAND AND THEN INSERT BRAND-NEW LOAD ROUTINES, JUST SO THAT YOU CAN PACK IT WITH THE ICE-PACKER I WILL NEVER KNOW!  BUT PLEASE DON'T STOP, 'COS FLANNY OF THE IRS IS A TOTAL SIERRA FREAK AND WOULD PROBABLY DROP DEAD &&[[&[&[&&&&&&&[&&&&& IF SIERRA LEFT THE ST MARKET....     NOW, ONTO THE GREETINGS...   HI TO MOB, COL, MAL AND BOB     THERE, THAT'S YOUR LOT, I AM WELL KNACKERED AND FLANNY IS SITTING BEHIND ME PUTTING THE FINAL TOUCHES TO THIS PICTURE. AS SOON AS HE HAS IT FINISHED THIS IS GOING TO BE ASSEMBLED AND I WILL STOP TYPING....   OH LOOK. HE HAS DONE IT...  WELL, BYE BYE CHILDREN..........    HANG ON, FLANNY HAS JUST SAID 'COR - SOMETHING STRANGE HAS JUST HAPPENED - THE TEXT HAS DOUBLED UP!'       OH, SHUT UP FLANNY, I'VE GOT MY OWN PROBLEMS, LIKE THIS SCROLLTEXT, PICTURES ARE A MINOR MATTER TO ME (COS I CAN'T DRAW THEM!)  EGB IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE GLOBE ON CD 174, AND I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR THE (BADLY DRAWN) GHOSTBUSTERS LOGO ON 146, SO THERE!    PICTURE BY TUCKER OF THE IRS, FONT BY FLANNY OF THE IRS....    WRAP TIME........      

   # AUTOMATION CD 296 #     AS BOTH FLANNY AND MYSELF ARE HAVING A MENU PRODUCTION WEEKEND, WE SHALL HAVE ANOTHER GOOD TYPE ON THE KEYBOARD HERE. THE DISKS RELEASED THIS WEEKEND ALL HAVE FAIRLY LONG AND SOMETIMES INTERESTING TEXTS IN THEM, AND WE HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY READING THEM.     WELL, FLANNY IS NOW COPYING ALL THE CD'S THAT HE HASN'T GOT, SO WHILE HE IS DOING THAT WE HAVE DECIDED TO WRITE A SCROLLTEXT...  AND HERE IT IS...  TO START OFF HERE ARE SOME 'TOP TIPS' TAKEN FROM A RECENT EDITION OF 'VIS' MAGAZINE - THE MAG FOR DEGENERATE PERVERTS (AND ARN)     TOP TIP NUMBER 1..   PREVENT EGGS FROM ROLLING OFF KITCHEN WORK SURFACES BY KEEPING THEM IN A SMALL BOWL (THANX VIS, HOW DID I MANAGE WITHOUT THAT ONE!)     TOP TIP NUMBER 2..   ENTERTAIN YOUR FAMILY BY IMPERSONATING DENNIS TAYLOR BY SIMPLY WEARING YOUR GLASSES UPSIDE DOWN!   TOP TIP NUMBER 3..   WHEN UNDER ATTACK FROM A LARGE POLAR BEAR, ROLL INTO A BALL AND REMAIN PERFECTLY STILL. ANY MOVEMENT ON YOUR PART WILL EXCITE THE ANIMAL AND INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF INJURY   TOP TIP NUMBER 4..   BEAT THE CREDIT CARD COMPANIES AT THEIR OWN GAME BY SIMPLY RUNNING UP A MASSIVE BILL AND THEN KILL YOURSLEF BEFORE YOUR STATEMENT ARRIVES, THEREBY AVOIDING REPAYMENT!    TOP TIP NUMBER 5..   IF BEING PERSUED BY A ROGUE RHINOCEROR, RUN IN A STRAIGHT LINE DIRECTLY AWAY FROM THE ANIMAL. JUST BEFORE HE CATCHES YOU, DART QUICKLY TO ONE SIDE. UNABLE TO CHANGE DIRECTION THE BULKY ANIMAL'S MOMENTUM WILL CARRY HIM A GOOD DISTANCE AWAY, ENABLING YOU TO CLIMB A TREE AND CALL FOR HELP.    TOP TIP NUMBER 6..   RE-SPRAYING YOUR CAR?  COVER IT WITH 'CLING-FILM' FIRST. THEN IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE COLOUR SIMPLY PEEL IT OFF AND TRY AGAIN.   TOP TIP NUMBER 7..   DON'T PANIC WHEN BEING CHASED OVERLAND BY A CROCODILE. SIMPLY RUN IN A ZIG-ZAG FASHION. THESE LARGE REPTILES ARE ONLY ABLE TO RUN IN STRAIGHT LINES AND WILL BE CONFUSED BY YOUR CONSTANT CHANGES OF DIRECTION AND WILL SOON GIVE UP THE CHASE..   TOP TIP NUMBER 8..   BY JOINING TOGETHER DOZENS OF PAPER CLIPS YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF UP AN ATTRACTIVE CHAIN MAIN TANK TOP. IDEAL FOR A 'KNIGHT' OUT    TOP TIP NUMBER 9..   BY FIXING A MIRROR TO YOUR CEILING YOU CAN EXAMINE YOUR FEET WITHOUT LOOKING DOWN.    TOP TIP NUMBER 10..   SAVE TIME WHEN PLAYING DARTS BY ATTACHING A STRING TO EACH DART. AFTER THROWING,A SHARP TUG ON THE STRING WILL RETURN THE DART TO YOU.   TOP TIP NUMBER 11..   HELP BLIND PEOPLE IN THE POST OFFICE BY LICKING THEIR STAMPS FOR THEM, OR TEACH THEIR DOGS TO DO SO.   TOP TIP NUMBER 12..   HELP THE LOCAL POLICE BY POPPING INTO THE MORTUARY EVERY DAY TO SEE IF YOU CAN IDENTIFY ANY OF THE BODIES.    TOP TIP NUMBER 13..   BY USING STRING, NAILS AND PULLIES IT IS POSSIBLE TO TURN THE TAPS IN YOUR BATHROOM FROM YOUR LIVING ROOM.   TOP TIP NUMBER 14..   KEEP A HAMMER BY YOUR BED IN CASE A NAIL FALLS OUT OF THE CEILING AT NIGHT.    TOP TIP NUMBER 15..   FILL A SHREDDDED WHEAT WITH PINK SOAP, AND HEY PRESTO! AN INEXPENSIVE BRILLO PAD!    WELL, ENOUGH TOP TIPS. IF THAT LOT HASN'T CONVINCED YOU ALL TO BUY VIS, THEN MAYBE THESE FEW EXTRACTS WILL....    10 THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT BREAKFAST......     1. ALTHOUGH OUR ANCESTERS LOST THE BATTLE OF HASTINGS THE DID MANAGE TO DESTROY THE INVADING NORMANS' SUPPLY OF CROISSANTS BY SETTING THEM ON FIRE, A SCENE WHICH, AS EVERY SCHOOLBOY KNOWS, WAS VIVIDLY DEPICTED IN THE FAMOUS BAYEUX TAPESTRY. AFTER HIS VICTORY IN 1066, WILLIAM THE CONQUEROR WAS FORCED TO SAMPLE THE FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST, AND SOON BECAME ADDICTED TO BACON AND EGGS!    2. THE WORD 'BREAKFAST' IS LATIN, AND LITERALLY TRANSLATED MEANS TO 'STOP QUICKLY'. ROMAN SOLDIERS ON THE MARCH WERE ONLY ALLOWED ONE MINUTE TO STOP FOR THEIR MORNING MEAL, HENCE THE NAME.    3. KELLOGGS, BRITAIN'S FOREMOST BREAKFAST MANUFACTURERS, ARE FAMOUS FOR THE '57 VARIETIES' OF BREAKFAST CEREAL. NOWADAYS THEY MANUFACTURE MORE THAN 57 VARIETIES, AND SOME OF THEM, SUCH AS CORN FLAKES, THEY MAKE ESPECIALLY FOR THE QUEEN.     4. REG MORRIS OF WALSALL, WEST MIDLANDS, IS BRITAIN'S BIGGEST BREAKFAST EATER. HE TOOK ONLY 3 MINUTES 10 SECONDS TO EAT 96 SAUSAGES FOR BREAKFAST ONE MORNING IN DECEMBER 1986.     5. KIPPERS - A FLAT, BONY KIND OF FISH - ARE ANOTHER OF REG'S BREAKFAST FAVOURITES. HE SCOFFED 27 IN JUST UNDER 17 MINUTES IN MAY 1988.    6. REG IS ALSO A RECORD BREAKER WHEN IT COMES TO EATING FRANKFURTERS. HE FINISHED OFF 30 IN 64 SECONDS ON THE 10TH OF DECEMBER 1986. HOWEVER, HE HAD THESE FOR DINNER.     7. MANY OLD FOLK PREFER A PLATEFUL OF PRUNES TO PORRIDGE, WEETABIX OR PUFFA PUFFA RICE. GLUTTONOUS GRANS GULP DOWN THE DRIED PLUMS TO HELP MAKE THEIR BOWEL MOVEMENTS MORE REGULAR.    8. A 'BREAKFAST TV' IS A SMALL, PORTABLE BLACK AND WHITE TELEVISION WHICH CAN BE CARRIED INTO THE KITCHEN.    9. BREAKFAST HAS BEEN THE KEY INGREDIENT IN MANY POP SUCCESSES, AMONG THEM UB40'S 'BREAKFAST IN BED', SUPERTRAMP'S 'BREAKFAST IN AMERICA', AND COUNTLESS HITS BY SIXTIES CHART TOPPERS 'THE MARMALADE'     10. IN AUSTRALIA THEY ENJOY BREAKFAST - KANGAROO SAUSAGES, BACON AND EMU EGGS - LAST THING AT NIGHT BEFORE THEY GO TO BED!    COME ON FLANNY, TURN THE T'PAU CD UP!  LOUDER!  LOUDER!   WHAT!   TURN IT DOWN A BIT!    (YES, FLANNY IS STILL HERE, AND WILL BE FOR ABOUT ANOTHER 24 HOURS!   WE FINALLY STOPPED COMPILING MENUS AT 5:30 AM THIS MORNING (23RD JUNE, 1990) AND GOT SOME SHUT EYE. SIX HOURS LATER WE WERE BOTH BACK AT OUR KEYBOARDS MAKING EVEN MORE MENUS FOR YOU TO ENJOY (AND ALSO REMOVING THE BUGS IN THE PROPORTIONAL SCROLLER!)     I THINK I WILL NOW TAKE TIME OUT FROM THIS SCROLLER TO WRITE THE GREETINGS, BUT DON'T WORRY COS I WILL BE BACK AFTER THEM WITH MORE RUBBISH FOR YOU TO READ, AND HOPEFULLY FLANNY WILL HAVE FINISHED COPYING THE DISKS AND WILL HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY.   THE LAW SENDS HIS GREETINGS TO:   THE PILOT AND ANDY THE ARFLING (DEVPAC 2.08 HA! HA! HA! - YOU SHOULD USE 2.02!)  DACK AND PHILL (OOOPS, MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE BEFORE THE BBC, BUT IN THE IMORTAL WORDS OF EGB - 'WHO CARES?')  EGB AND THE REST OF THE SUB HUMANS (NICE SOUNDTRACKER MENU!)  THE PYROTECHNICS (NICE OVERSCAN CODE, IGNITOR!)  COR BLIMEY (IS ANYONE ELSE IN IT EXCEPT NEIL?)  SHARAZ JEK  VAPOUR  AXE OF DELIGHT (THE MEGA SIERRA MAN!)  OZZWALD (NEWER OWNERS ARE NOW SAYING 'WHO?')  THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK (APPOLLO, DIO AND UNCLE SCROOGE - PITY SCROOGE WILL BE IN SPAIN THAT WEEKEND,  APPOLLO!)  WELL, NOW I WILL SEND SOME PERSONAL GREETINGS TO PEOPLE WHO I KNOW...   HI TO: MOB, MAL, COL, BOB, THE MASK, THE MEGAMIGHTY HOMEBOY (MEGA EGO TRIP HERE, EH?) AND ANYONE ELSE I KNOW. COULD NIK OF THE DREAM WEAVERS GIVE HIS PICTURE TO MAL AGAIN PLEASE!    EXTERNAL GREETING TO RESPECTED PEOPLE ARE SENT TO: THE REPLICANTS  THE UNION (ESPECIALLY MAD MAX, TEX AND THE CAREBEARS)  THE EMPIRE  MIGHTY CLOG THE MEDWAY BOY (THAT WAS NOT A TYPO!)  WAS (NOT WAS)  SEWER SOFTWARE (KEEP ON DOC'IN AND WE'LL KEEP HACK'IN! - RACE YOU TO 400!)  HYPER SPECIAL JUMP STATED MEGA INSERTED GREETINGS TO KHALID AND ABID (LONG TIME NO SEE, GUYS!)   WHERE'S RAMESH, I NEED SOME COFFEE!  (THAT WAS A RAVE FROM THE GRAVE, LETS HAVE SOME MORE OLDIE SLOGANS!)   DON'T JEST WITH THE BEST   DON'T JEST WITH THE BEST     AUTOMATION ARE THE COMPACTION MASTERS   AUTOMATION ARE THE COMPACTION MASTERS    BIRDY IS A DICKHEAD   BIRDY IS A DICKHEAD   BIRDY IS A DICKHEAD  (SORRY, BIRDY, I DON'T MEAN IT. I JUST REPEATED IT!)    BOTH GAMES ON THIS DISK REQUIRE ONE MEG (WHOOOPS, WE ARE GETTING RID OF THESE AT PRESENT! MY BACKSPACE ISN'T WORKING (LIE), SO I CAN'T DELETE THIS!)    'AND WHERE IS THE BATMAN?'  WHO CARES?  THAT FILM WAS OVER RATED CRAP!    WELL, WHAT CAN I TALK ABOUT NOW.....   LETS TALK ABOUT THALION GAMES, OR SHOUD THAT BE THALION DEMOS.  WELL, TO BE FAIR. WARP AND TERAMIS ARE GREAT. SHAOLIN IS AVERAGE AND THE REST ARE BORING. THE ENDING ON JAMBALA NARKED ME OFF AND ATOMIX GETS VERY HARD AFTER ABOUT 15 LEVELS.  CREDIT WHERE IT IS DUE THOUGH. THE MUSIC IS 'EXCEPTION'AL IN ALL THESE GAMES AND MR JOCHEN HIPPEL PLAYS THE SOUNDCHIP LIKE NO ONE ELSE IN THE WORLD!  TALKING OF 'WORLD CLASS', HAVE I MENTIONED THE T SHIRTS IN THIS SCROLL?    LET ME CHECK.   NO.   OH, WELL. THE T SHIRT ARE MEGA FANTASTIC AND I WANT ANOTHER ONE EGB. SO DOES FLANNY. SO DOES APPOLLO. SO DOES THE PILOT. SO DOES ANDY THE ARFLING. VAPOUR DOESN'T WANT ONE, BUT THEN HE HAS NO TASTE (ONLY JOKING VAPOUR!  PS, I LIKED YOUR DIGI PIC THAT EGB SENT ME! VERY LIFE LIKE! HOW DO YOU KEEP YOUR NOSE SO SHINY?)   HOW LONG IS THIS TEXT NOW, I HAVE BEEN TYPING FOR OVER AN HOUR HERE!   WAIT A MO WHILE I ASSEMBLE IT!    WOW!  IT WAS 8202 BEFORE I JUST TYPED IN THIS SENTENCE, SO NOW IT'S BIGGER AGAIN!  HOW ABOUT HELPING ME OUT HERE FLANNY?   'WHAT?' HE SAYS..   'DOING THIS TEXT' I SAY    'OOOH' HE SAYS, WELL NEVER MIND, I'LL JUST CARRY ON ON MY OWN, BURNIN' UP THE BYTES ONE BY ONE UNTIL THE ST RUNS OUT OF RAM (THAT IS NOT VERY LIKELY!)   ANOTHER THING THAT I HAVE BEEN NARKED OFF ABOUT LATELY IS A CERTAIN 'SIMON' OTHERWISE KNOWN AS 'THE RED SHADE DIGI PIC MAN'    IF HE TELLS ME I RIPPED HIM OFF AGAIN I WILL CERTAINLY KILL HIM!   I SWAPPED OVER 2000 QUIDS WORTH OF COMPUTER EQUIPMENT (INCLUDING OVER 1000 QUIDS WORTH OF ORIGINAL SOFTWARE! YES I DID SAY ORIGINAL!) FOR A 300 QUID MIDI KEYBOARD AND NOW I CONSTANTLY GET 'YOU RIPPED ME OFF YOU DID' EVERY TIME I SEE HIM.   WELL, IF YOU 'AIN'T GOT ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY, GO AWAY AND BUG SOMEONE ELSE. AND WE DON'T 'ALL HATE YOU' AS YOU KEEP SAYING. APART FROM THE 'YOU RIPPED ME OFF' ATTACKS I THINK YOU ARE OK AND ARE WELCOME TO COME FOR A VISIT ANY DAY, MATE!  SO THERE!  LET'S HOPE THAT WE CAN PUT A STOP TO THAT, EH SIMON?  (LOOK AT IT THIS WAY, AT LEAST IT GOT YOU FAME ON AN AUTOMATION SCROLLER!  WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE?)   TIME IS GETTING ON AND AFTER TWO HOURS OF TYPING I AM TAKING A BREAK, SO I AM NOW GOING TO SAVE THIS AND I WILL RETURN (WITH FLANNY) LATER ON TONIGHT!     BYE BYE FOR A WHILE           ZZZZZZZZZZ       HI THERE FOLKS THIS IS FLANNY JUMPING ON THE KEYBOARD WHILE THE LAW IS ON THE BOG .......UM......UM......UMMMMMM.....OH NO LAW SAYS MY SECOND DRIVE HAS JUST PACKED UP. IT MUST BE THE HUNDRED MENUS YOU HAVE JUST COPIED......    OH, HE SAYS IT'S ALL RIGHT NOW...    GOOD, CAN I HAVE SOME MORE PLEASE (CRIES OF GO HOME YOU GIT! EMANATING FROM THE CORNER OF THE ROOM!)    WHERE'S THE COCA COLA?     A COKE OF ANY OTHER NAME JUST ISN'T THE SAME (AND AT 89 PENCE FROM THE LAW'S LOCAL CHIPPY (WHICH HE SAYS IS CRAP AND TASTES LIKE BOILED RUBBER!) HAD BETTER BE THE REAL THING!)   COCA-COLA KILLS GUT CELLS......    WHAT'S ON THE TELLY LAW?     'THREE JOYSTICKS, A REMOTE CONTROL, A MAP OF THE WORLD ROLLED UP AND A CUSHION!' CAME THE REPLY.....   YEAH! WELL I'VE GOT EIGHT IRON MAIDEN POSTCARDS AND A MARILLION ONE!  BEAT THAT!  (MESSAGE TO APPOLLO! THEY WILL EITHER BE SCANNED OF DIGITISED VERY SOON!)     I THINK THIS MENU WAS CODED FOR SCRATCH EXCEPTIONALLY F.A.S.T. WITH HARDLY A PROBLEM IN THE CODE (BUT LOTS WRONG WITH THE CHARACTER SET APPARENTLY. I'M SURE LAW COULD HAVE ALTERED THE CODE EASIER!)    HERE IS A LITTLE HISTORY ABOUT THIS MENU.....   CONCIEVED:  24TH JULY, 1990 AT 12:50PM     TITLE DRAGGED ONTO DISK AT 1:05PM     WORK STARTED ON PICTURE AT 1:10PM (COMPOSED BY MERGING TWO PICTURES FROM TUCKER BECAUSE FLANNY COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO DRAW A LOGO GOING DOWN THE SIDE OF THE SCREEN, SO I TOOK FIVE MINUTES TO DRAW THIS AND SLAPPED IT ON! (THE LAW LIKES IT!) WITH THE NUMBER, AND THEN JUST THE ODD TOUCHING UP SO THIS PICTURE IS A JOINT EFFORT BETWEEN TUCKER AND FLANNY OF THE IRS)    WORK STARTED ON CODE AT 1:10PM ON MY FATHERS COMPUTER (THANX DAD!) BY THE LAW.  BY THIS TIME FLANNY HAD FINISHED AND WAS DOING ANOTHER PICTURE WHICH I SHALL USE ON THE NEXT DISK.    CODE FINISHED AT 1:30PM (COO, THAT WAS QUICK (AND A LIE!) WASN'T IT....  IT REALLY TOOK ONLY 21 MINUTES!  HA! HA! HA!  IF YOU BELIEVE THIS YOU'LL BELIEVE ANYTHING!     FINAL MENU ASSEMBLED AT 1:50PM, SO YOU SEE IT REALLY TOOK A LOT LONGER THAN WE JUST TOLD YOU COS WE WERE LYING!     WE PUT MORE EFFORT INTO THIS MENU THAN ANY OF THE OTHERS DONE THIS WEEKEND!  AND NOW FOR ALL YOU STAR TREK FANS....                 AUTOMATION                 THE FINAL FRONTIER              THESE ARE THE CONTINUING HACKS OF THE MEGA CREW 'AUTOMATION'              THEIR ON GOING MISSION TO BOLDLY HACK WHERE NO ALIEN HAS HACKED BEFORE (AND EVER WILL. YES YOUR GUESSED IT. THIS IS THE ALIEN PUT DOWN PART OF THIS MENU! WHICH IS BURIED IN ALL AUTOMATION CD'S SOMEWHERE, NOT ALWAYS IN THE SCROLL TEXT, OR EVEN IN THE MENU CODE!)           WHOOOOOSH!   WHOOOOSH!    CAPTAIN PARANOID ON THE BRIDGE, ADMIRAL!    SECURITY, ARREST THIS JERK!       WHOOOOOSH!   WHOOOOSH!    LAW AND FLANNY ON THE BRIDGE!   QUICK, FLANNY, ASSUME THE CRAPTALK STATION WHILE I TAKE THE DEVPAC SEAT!          UHURA SAYS....     CAPTAIN LAW....   ALIEN ON THE STARBOARD BOW!      FLANNY SAYS....   ARM PHOTON TORPEDOES      LOCK ON TARGETS.....     SHIELDS UP!      LAW....   FIRE ON COMMAND!      THREE    TWO     ONE     FIRE!    GLANCING HIT TO HIS PORT SIDE BUTTOCKS!       UHURA.....   OH MY GOD, CAPTAIN!  HE'S ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING.....    LAW....   QUICK FLANNY, DEFLECTORS TO FULL INTENSITY. HOW CAN WE SURVIVE AN ALIEN TEXT!    FIRE ALL PHASERS, AND JUST TO MAKE SURE, DROP A FEW NOVA BOMBS IN THE AREA AND WARP US OUT OF HERE SULU!        VROOOM!   VROOOM!   WHOOOSH!   (SORRY, I CAN'T SPELL THE WARP SPEED NOISES!)      SULU...   WARP FACTOR THREE, CAPTAIN.    KEEP HER STEADY, HOLD YOUR COURSE!     SPOCK....   SENSORS DETECT NO BRAIN LIFE IN HIS AREA....    FLANNY...   NO CHANGE THERE THEN!    NOW ARRIVING AT EARTH, CAPTAIN.  HOME AT LAST AND BACK TO PSEUDO-REALITY.....      THAT WAS CULE WAS IT NOT (SORRY PILOT, JUST SEEING WHAT IT LOOK LIKE. YOU'RE RIGHT. 'CULE' IS A CRAP WORD!  ONLY AMIGA 'LAMERS' (STOP USING THIS WORD!) COULD THINK IT UP!)     HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING THIS FOR THEN.....    QUITE A WHILE.....   WE 'AIN'T DONE YET, GUYS AND GALS.........            HELLO?   ANYONE THERE?     OH MY GOD!  THEY HAVE ALL GONE!   WHAT A WASTE OF TEXT!    HANG ON,   OY! YOU!  I CAN SEE YOU HIDING BEHIND THAT SETTEE.   WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, 'DOCTOR WHO?'   COME ON OUT I WON'T KILL YOU (UNLESS YOU ARE AL(AME)IEN!)    COME ON!   PLEASE READ ME, OTHERWISE I AM WASTING MY TIME TYPING THIS IN.  WHADDYA MEAN YOU'VE BEEN READING FOR AGES!   I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!   I SAW YOU NIPPING OUT TO MAKE THE TEA EARLIER ON....     HERE IS A GOOD TRICK.  BY NOW IF YOU HAVEN'T TAKEN YOUR EYES FROM THIS SCROLL LINE QUICKLY LOOK AT THE TOP CORNER OF YOUR ROOM AND WATCH IN AMAZEMENT AS IT WAVES AROUND YOUR HEAD!   YOU DON'T GET SPECIAL EFFECTS LIKE THAT IN CRAP JAPANESE MONSTER FILMS!  AND WE HAVE NO BUDGET!   YOU ONLY GET SPECIAL EFFECTS LIKE THIS WITH THE ONE AND ONLY.....   YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT......    AUTOMATION.....     TECHNICOLOUR OR WHAT?      I'VE GOT A GAME.....   YEAH!   BUT I 'AINT GOT A DISK DRIVE.....   BOOO!   BUT IT'S ON ROM.....   YEAH!   BUT IT'S AN 8 BIT CART.....   BOOO!   BUT I'VE GOT A MARK I SPECTRUM.....   YEAH!    BUT IT'S CRAP.....   BOOO!    BUT AT LEAST IT WORKS.....   YEAH!    BUT THE POWER PACK JUST EXPLODED.....   BOOO!    BUT WE HAVE BATTERIES.....   YEAH!    BUT THEY 'AIN'T DURACELL.....   BOOO!    BUT I HAVE AN ELECTRICALLY CONDUCTING ORANGE.....   YEAH!    BUT THAT'S NO BLOODY USE, COS FLANNY JUST ATE IT.....   BOOO!    BUT AT LEAST HE CHOKED.....   YEAH!    BUT THIS RHYME IS CRAP.....   BOOO!    SO WE'LL FINISH THIS BIT.....   YEAH!    BUT WE'LL CARRY ON WITH THE REST OF THIS SCROLL.....    BOOO!        MEANWHILE, IN ANOTHER PART THE UK, THE REST OF AUTOMATION ARE SLEEPING. I WONDER I SHARAZ IS UP. OH, YES. IT'S QUARTER PARS THREE IN THE AFTERNOON DOWN THERE!     THERE NOW FOLLOWS THE LIBERAL ALLIANCE MANIFESTO            ###########################################################     THERE, THAT WAS INTERESTING!   IT LIKED THEM THOUGH, SO HAVE SOME MORE... ###########      INTERESTING DEFINITIONS FROM THE DICTIONARY....     ZENDAVESTA:  THE SPIRIT OR GENERAL OUTLOOK OF A SPECIFIC TIME OR PERIOD (WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?)      ZERO GRAVITY:  WHEN YOU LOOK DOWN AND SEE YOUR HEAD!      CHRONIOMESH:  A SMALL LUMP OF FLUFF FOUND AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER WHILE YOU ARE HANGING OUT THE WASHING       YOGA:  STRANGE POSITIONS IN WHICH YOU PLACE YOUR BODY THAT A NORMAL PERSON WOULD NEVER DREAM OF PLACING THEMSELVES IN     XYLOPHONE:  THE INSTRUMENT PLAYED BY THAT FAT GIT MAGNUS PIKEM, AND DEVELOPED INTO A CRAP SOUND BY ROLF 'CRAP ARTIST' HARRIS!      WORKBENCH:  THE JUNK THAT YOU HAVE TO LOAD INTO AN AMIGA BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE WILL WORK     VOX POPPULE:  A SMALL FURRY RODENT FOUND IN OUTER MONGOLIA     PITY:  THE THING YOU DON'T HAVE WHEN YOU STAMP ON A SPIDER    CRAPTALK:  THIS SCROLLTEXT     UTTER CRAPTALK:  AN ALIEN SCROLLTEXT    THAT'S ENOUGH DEFINITIONS FOR NOW, MAYBE MORE LATER ON THIS MORNING        YES, IT IS 3:57AM, SO IF THIS IS WIERD, YOU KNOW WHY!   THIS TEXT HAS BEEN TYPED IN OVER A PERIOD OF 8 HOURS AND WE ARE STILL GOING STRONG     MESSAGE TO MOB (IF YOU ARE STILL THERE!)   I WILL SEND YOUR ORIGINALS BACK SOON....  HONEST....     WE ARE NOW DISCUSSING HOW THIS MENU LOOKS (IT IS RUNNING ON THE OTHER ST) AND YES, WE ARE QUITE CHUFFED WITH IT! SO THERE! IN FACT WE THINK IT IS 'CULE' (WHOOPS, SORRY AGAIN PILOT!)     ARE YOU FED UP WITH THIS MUSIC YET?   WELL TOUGH!   ALIEN IS STILL HERE COS HE WANTS TO SEE IF HE GETS SLAGGED OFF AGAIN!   OK THEN, APPOLOGIES TIME..  I DIDN'T MEAN TO TYPE HIS NAME AGAIN, SO SORRY FOR FORCING YOU TO READ IT!     FLANNY ASKED ME TO TYPE SOMETHING ABOUT 'TESCO'        WHAT IS HE ON?      WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT TESCO?    I SHOP AT 'ASDA' WHERE MONEY GOES FURTHER!    THERE, THAT SHOULD PLEASE THE PEOPLE AT ASDA.   SPECIAL HI TO THE LADY AT THE COMPLAINTS DEP. IN ASDA CARDIFF WHO IS ALWAYS MEGA POLITE AND GOES OUT OF HER WAY TO HELP VICTIMS OF UNWANTED PRESENTS.....     AAAAAAAARGHHH!   FLANNY IS BLEEDING!    HE SHOULDN'T HAVE PICKED THAT ZIT ON HIS ARM THEN SHOULD HE?      BLOOD OUT OF A PRATT!  WOW!  AMAZING!        IN A SIMILAR VEIN (PUN INTENDED) I HAD A NOSEBLEED WHILE I WAS SLEEPING LAST NIGHT AND I DID NOT REALISE UNTIL I BLEW MY NOSE..  I BET YOU REALLY WANTED TO KNOW THAT!     DIMENSIONS OF FLANNY'S BLOOD CLOT ARE:    4MM X 5MM X 3MM  (AND HE SAYS IT TASTES AWFUL!)    YES, WELL, UM WHAT NOW.....    MAYBE A POSSIBLE WRAP......          NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!        ARE YOU STILL THERE!     GIVE THAT READER A GOLDEN MENU.......    ALL OUR DISKS ARE GOLDEN QUALITY (EXCEPT THE CRAP ONES!)    FLANNY WANTS TO GREET SOME PEOPLE, IF THEY ARE STILL THERE.....       FLANNY SAYS HI TO:    FLANNY, THE LAW (THANX FLANNY, BUT WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL ME!), NOOKEY, TUCKER, COL, THE MAGNIFICENT MO (MUSIC WAS TOTAL CRAP MATE! FROM LAW!), SPIKE (UP HIS BOTTOM? ANOTHER LAW EDIT!)  QUOZ (IS HE FRENCH, FLANNY?)   GRUEY MD (THE LAW SAYS THANKS FOR SMUGGLING MY PIRATES OUT OF THE ATARI SHOW FOR ME, MATE, I OWE YOU ONE!  HA!  FOOLED YA MR HAY!)    STUMPY (THE LAW SAYS 'NO COMMENT')  KAYLE (WHAT A SILLY NAME)  PIP (OR IS IT PAP?)  VAUGHN (ARE YOU REALLY AS FAT AS FLANNY SAYS? I HAVE HEARD ABOUT SMALLER COUNTRIES!)  AND WHOEVER DID THE MUSIC FROM 3D DOC IN QUARTET (SORRY, BUT I DON'T KNOW YOUR NAMES!)  HI MUM!  LOOK, NO HANDS!   LOOK, NO INTERESTING TEXT EITHER!    YO! BRIAN! YOUR TIE IS CRAP, MATEY!   LOOK, I'VE HAD A SHAVE!    OWENS, AND WHAT'S HIS NAME, OH, GOD! FLANNY'S NUMBER ONE AMIGA CONTACT, ERR...  (IS HE REALLY SO GOOD YOU CAN'T REMEMBER HIS NAME??)    CHRIS.? AND DACK.......        RAP RAP RAPPITY RAP...  THAT'S A CRAP SONG, NOT THE WRAP, STUPID!    WRAP WRAP WRAPPITY WRAP...  THAT'S THE END OF THIS CRAP!   WRAP WRAP WRAPPITY WRAP...  WRAP WRAP WRAP LETS WRAP THE WRAP (AT 4:17AM, SO THERE!)    HANG ON A MO! FLANNY SAID IT'S 4:20AM     OH, MY GOD. IF HIS WATCH ISN'T SYNCHRONIES, THEN THE BOMB UNDER MY CHAIR WILL GO OFF ANY SECON...... ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH!   BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!     GET ME OFF THE ROOF, WILL YA FLANNY ME OL' MATE!       NO, GET LOST!     HA!  I HAVE CONTROL OF THESE LITTLE PLASTIC PIECES STUCK ON YOUR ST CONNECTED TO ALL THE OTHER BITS OF PLASTIC AND SILICON.   I DIDN'T WANT TO WRAP THEN..........     THUMP!         ARGHH!     LAW JUST LANDED ON ME!     LOOK, FLAN, I SAID WRAP...  KPOW   K-SPLATT   I WANNA LOOP   LOOK HERE FLANNY, I WANNA WRAP, LOOPING IS CRAP....   NO IT AIN'T WRAP IS CRAP. THE LAST WORD MUST BE LOOP.     WRAP LOOP WRAP LOOP WRAP LOOP WRAP LOOK    HANG ON A MINUTE... HOW ABOUT 'THE END'     AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVERY AFTER UNTIL THEY RAN OUT OF BLANK DISKS AND STARTED BICKERING ABOUT ME OWING HIM ONE FROM TWO CHRISTMASES AGO!           THE REAL END!    (AS IN THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS!)    TALKING OF GHOSTBUSTERS, THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS IS A BRILL CARTOON, ANYWAY IF WE DON'T STOP NOW WE WON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ON THE NEXT ONE, SO BYE BYE FOR REAL(AND WE MEAN IT!)               

                    READ THE SCROLLER FIRST DUDES!     VAPOUR PRESENTS AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NO.297A  PRESS A TO I FOR MUSIC.....   0 FOR TOGGLING HERTZ....   PRESS 1 FOR TENNIS CUP [YOUR GAME IS SAVED TO THE LAST TRACK ON THIS DISK SO DO NOT FILL UP THIS DISK OR ELSE].... PRESS 2 FOR VIKING CHILD [THIS GAME IS COOL AND IT TOOK A WHILE TO PACK SINCE IT IS GETTING ON FOR 2 MEG OF DATA IN 130 PLUS FILES. ONLY THE INTRO IS ON THIS DISK SO WHEN THE MAIN INTRODUCTION IS UP AND RUNNING INSERT DISK 297B BEFORE PRESSING BUTTONS TO SKIP THE INTRO AS I DID NOT BOTHER WRITING A CHECK DISK ROUTINE [NO TIME SEE! BABY DUE TOMORROW AND I INTEND TO OVERTAKE DONALD CAMPBELL ON THE MOTORWAY IN THE MORNING IN ORDER TO BE AT THE BIRTH]. THANKS TO MEGA GOOD CONTACT MOB FOR ALL THE ORIGINALS RECENTLY [VIKING CHILD ON THIS MENU] AND THANKS TO LUDOVIC FOR TENNIS CUP.....  OK SINCE THIS IS A COOL CD I WILL HAVE A GOOD TYPING SESSION! FIRST OF ALL WE HAVE NOT BEEN SLAGGING PEOPLE OFF EVEN IF THEY DESERVE IT APART FROM THE LAW HAVING A FEW WORDS ABOUT DEREK MD. LEAVE HIM ALONE LAWRENCE [AT LEAST IN OUR SCROLLTEXTS. IF YOU WANT TO SLAG HIM OFF THEN DO IT OVER THE PHONE. HIS NUMBER IS 081 ........]   JUST KIDDING DEREK! ANYWAY! BACK TO THE PLOT. IT SEEMS RUMOUR HAS IT THAT OTHER GROUPS STILL SEEM TO SLAG US SO IF IT CONTINUES THEY MAY FIND SLAGGINGS BACK IN OUR MENUS BUT WITHOUT FOUR LETTER EXPLETIVES [DICKHEADS HAS MORE THAN FOUR LETTERS]. SOME OF THESE RUMOURS INCLUDE THE POMPEY PIRATES SLAGGING US ON THE BBS AS IF TO THINK WE WOULD NOT KNOW ABOUT IT! WHAT WITH NOT HAVING A MODEM AN ALL BUT WE DO HAVE PLENTY OF MODEM CONTACTS WHO KEEP US INFORMED. I THOUGHT THERE WAS GOING TO BE AN END TO SLAGGING DES AND THE ALIEN!  ALSO THIS IS THE CD 297. IT SEEMS THERE IS A PRATT OUT THERE TRYING TO SPOIL THINGS FOR US BY MAKING UP AUTOMATION MENUS WHICH ARE NOT AUTOMATION MENUS. IF THIS IS ALL THE COMPETITION CAN COME UP WITH THEN GOOD LUCK TO YOU!  CHECK OUT THE CD LIST ON CD 300 FOR THE REAL AUTOMATION MENUS. WHOEVER IS MAKING THESE CRAP BOGUS MENUS IS DEAD MEAT AS WE WILL SUSS YOU OUT SOONER OR LATER.   ON A LIGHTER NOTE! WILL SOMEONE SEND ME AN ORIGINAL OF ANY OF THOSE GAMES THAT OTHER GROUPS CLAIM IS THEIRS SO I [VAPOUR] CAN HACK IT PACK IT AND THEN RAM IT DOWN THEIR THROATS AS I AM SICK OF SUCH CHILDISH BICKERING. I READ RECENTLY ON FOF 1 THAT THEY CLAIM OZZWALDS PACK OF DEMONS WINTER IS THEIRS. WELL HERE IS A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A CD CALLED 183 WHICH WAS NOT RELEASED BY US BUT BY SOMEONE WHO COPIED A DISK THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE COPIED AT THE TIME. THE REASON WAS THAT OZZ DID PACK A GAME THAT SEEMED TO HAVE CORRUPT GRAPHICS IN PARTS OF THE GAME. ANYHOW! RECENTLY I SPENT AGES PACKING THE DATA FILES OF ANOTHER VERSION HOPING TO FIND THE CORRUPT FILE. I DID NOT FIND IT SO I SPENT HOURS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT CAUSED THE CORRUPT DATA AND FOUND IT TO BE A FEW FILES WHICH WERE PACKED WRONG. SO NOW YOU SHOULD HAVE A DEMONS WINTER CRACKED BY OZZ WITH VAPOUR PRESENTS ON IT AS I WROTE THE NEW LOADER AND FIXED THE BUG. IF THIS GAME WAS CRACKED BY FOF THEN THEY HAD BETTER PROVE IT. IN FACT THE ONLY MENUS I HAVE SEEN OF THEIRS CONTAIN NOTHING BUT REPLICANT AND EMPIRE CRACKS WHICH LEADS TO TO BELIEVE THAT ALTHOUGH THIS CREW DO GOOD PACKS [DMA FILE VERSIONS] THEY LACK CRACKING TALENT WHICH IN MY BOOK IS BETTER DEFINED AS LAMERS. THEY HAVE NOT EVEN WRITTEN THEIR OWN PACKER UNLIKE THE POMPEY PIRATES [NICE PACKER JPM] AND THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE USED MOST OF OUR PACKERS AND DO NOT GREET US ANNOYS ME SOMEWHAT. THEY EVEN CHANGED THE TEXT TO SAY PACKED BY FOF INSTEAD OF JEK PACKER OR AUTOMATION PACKER ETC. THEY MAY ARGUE THAT THEY NOW USE THE ICE PACKER BUT EVEN AXE OF DELIGHT WOULD TELL THEM IT IS MODIFIED FROM AUTOMATION 2.3.        COSTA RICA 1  SCOTLAND 0   HA! HA! HAAAAAAA!                ZAIRE             PERU           IRAN           NEW ZEALAND.            GREETINGS TO [GREAT HACKERS]  THE REPLICANTS   DELIGHT   MCA   THE MIGHTY CLOG   THE EMPIRE   AND MOST OF AUTOMATION...... [FRIENDS  SUPPLIERS AND ARTISTS]   MOB   DEREK MD   PURSY   XERUD   IAN.C   WAYNE   EDITMAN   HAL   AHA   THE STARKS   THE LOST BOYS   MIKE OF HOTLINE   THE HOMEBOY   THE PILOT   KAM   MERLIN   OBERJE   FINGERBOBS   THE CMT   NIK OF THE QUARTET   AND ALL THE MANY OTHERS WITHOUT PSEUDONYMS WHO GET ME THE ODD ORIGINAL.......  MY BLANK IS MIND AT THE MO SO IF I MISSED ANYONE OUT THEN MAYBE NEXT TIME......   AND NOW A QUICK WORD FROM THE PILOT......   I BET HE DRINKS CARLING BLACK NAME TAG.......     IF YOU RECEIVE THIS DISK WITHOUT 297B THEN YOU ARE RUBBER DUCKED PLASTIC CHICKEN!!!!!!  , THE COOL GRAFIX ON THIS MENU WERE DONE BY PURSY AND THE BORDER FONT BY XERUD. ALL HACKING PACKING AND MUSIC RIPPING BY VAPOUR. MENU CODE BY EGB......   MORE TO READ ON 297B......   

                      VAPOUR PRESENTS AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NO.297B    NOTHING RUNNABLE HERE!   JUST A MENU TO SAY THIS CONTAINS ALL THE GAME DATA OF VIKING CHILD!   MEGA GAME AND A MEGA PACK BY VAPOUR.  THIS MUSIC IS TYPICAL WHITTAKER TRASH.       GREETINGS TO [GREAT HACKERS]  THE REPLICANTS   DELIGHT   MCA   THE MIGHTY CLOG   THE EMPIRE   AND MOST OF AUTOMATION...... [FRIENDS  SUPPLIERS AND ARTISTS]   MOB   DEREK MD   PURSY   XERUD   IAN.C   WAYNE   EDITMAN   HAL   AHA   THE STARKS   THE LOST BOYS   MIKE OF HOTLINE   THE HOMEBOY   THE PILOT   KAM   MERLIN   OBERJE   FINGERBOBS   THE CMT   NIK OF THE QUARTET   AND ALL THE MANY OTHERS WITHOUT PSEUDONYMS WHO GET ME THE ODD ORIGINAL.......  MY BLANK IS MIND AT THE MO SO IF I MISSED ANYONE OUT THEN MAYBE NEXT TIME......     IF YOU RECEIVE THIS DISK WITHOUT 297A THEN YOU ARE RUBBER DUCKED PLASTIC CHICKEN!!!!!!  , THE COOL GRAFIX ON THIS MENU WERE DONE BY THE CMT FROM SWEDEN!   SEND US MORE PLEASE!   THE JACK FONT IS BY XERUD. ALL HACKING PACKING AND MUSIC RIPPING BY VAPOUR. MENU CODE BY EGB......   MORE TO READ ON 297A SO KICK IT UP AN A READ IT ALL! YOU MIGHT JUST FIND IT TERESTING......       I HAVE NOT HAD THE PLEASURE OR THE MISADVENTURE OF VISITING AN ATARI SHOW FOR NEARLY 2 YEARS NOW BUT I HOPE TO MAKE IT TO THE NEXT ONE IN SEPTEMBER 1990. I WILL NOT BE WEARING AN AUTOMATION WORLD CLASS TEE SHIRT AS I DO NOT WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH THE UGLY BUNCH WHO WORE THEM AT THE LAST SHOW.  EVEN LIZ TAYLOR MANAGED A FACE LIFT AND SHE DID NOT LOOK THAT BAD!    NO OFFENSE GUYS!  JUST WINDING YOU ALL UP A LITTLE!        WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT DEREK MD IS THE SPITTING IMAGE OF WHICKSY FROM EASTENDERS?       IF YOU WANT THE LATEST MENUS AT THE NEXT SHOW THEN WE WILL BE AT THE PSYGNOSIS HEADQUARTERS!!!!!!         WOW!    CHECK OUT THE TV AND HIT ME WITH THEM HOWARD DEVOTO LYRICS!             YOU SHOULD NOT BE STILL READING THIS OR LISTENING TO THIS CRAPPY TOON SO PLUG IN 297A AND KICK SOME BUTTS WITH THE VIKING CHILD.    I GUESS THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING LATELY I MUST HAVE STOLEN THIS HACK SO I WILL LET YOU INTO A LITTLE SECRET.  I STOLE THIS CRACK AND PACK FROM WAS NOT WAS AND TEXT EDITED HIS WORTHLESS NAME FROM THE GAME.   DO YA THINK THAT WAS CONVINCING.    WELL YA BETTER BELIEVE IT COS VAPOUR RIPS OFF ALL WAS NOT WAS HACKS.   WHAT A LAMER!  HE SHOULD NOT BE IN AUTOMATION!  WHY WILL NO ONE KICK HIM OUT?   WELL ITS SIMPLE SEE BUT I WILL NOT LET YOU INTO MY LITTLE SECRET.          ALMOST TIME TO SHUT THE VAPPUTER DOWN FOR THE NIGHT AND OFF TO DRIZZLY WOLVERHAMPTON IN THE VAPVAN TO DIG SOME HOLES IN SOME RECENTLY TARMACKED PAVEMENT. HARDLINES WEDNESFILED BUT NICE PAVEMENTS WILL NOT PROVIDE YOU WITH CLEAN WATER!               BRING BACK ANGIN FOR EVERYONE!        CASTRATE THE RAPISTS!               I SEE FROM THE TV THAT THE BARBICAN LOUTS ARE OUT OF THEIR TREE AGAIN!            EXCUSE ME!    YOUR FLIES UNDONE!      

# AUTOMATION CD 298 #    WE CAN'T TYPE MUCH HERE 'COS THERE ISN'T MUCH SPACE ON THIS DISK!  AT THE TIME OF TYPING I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THIS MENU WILL FIT AT ALL, BUT I HOPE IT WILL, OTHERWISE THIS TEXT IS REDUNDANT!    [ % [ % [ % [ % [ % [ %   THIS IS THE SEVENTH DISK RELEASED BY THE LAW/FLANNY THIS WEEKEND, AND THERE WILL BE ANOTHER ONE OR TWO TO FOLLOW, DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH TIME WE HAVE GOT....   AFTER STAYING UP FOR TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW TO BRING YOU THESE DISKS, ANY CONTRIBUTIONS OF BRAND NEW ANTI-SLEEP TABLETS SHOULD BE SENT TO ANY AUTOMATION MEMBER FOR US.  WHY DO WE BOTHER TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT JUST TO GIVE YOU MORE SOFTWARE?  WELL, IT MUST BE BECAUSE WE ARE WARM, GENEROUS, KINDLY TYPES OF PEOPLE WHO GO OUT OF OUR WAY TO HELP YOU.....  THIS DOESN'T JUST GO FOR AUTOMATION, 'COS I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT EVERY CREW IN THE WORLD SOMETIMES HAS ALL NIGHT SESSIONS ON THE COMPUTER (EVEN THE POMPEY PIRATES!) SO THIS IS THE 'I KNOW HOW YOU ALL FEEL, GUYS!' MENU...............      WELL KNACKERED!        HACKITY HACKITY HACK!  TIME TO DO THE END OF THIS SCROLLER!   (BET YOU THOUGHT I WOULD TYPE 'WRAP' THERE!)     SEE YOU ALL ON CD 199, WHERE FLANNY AND MYSELF WILL HAVE ANOTHER GOOD, LONG(ISH) TYPE.....   BYE BYE FOR ONE DISK......      

# AUTOMATION CD 299 #    WELL, TO START OFF I MUST SEND A MEGA GREET TO MOB FOR THE COPY OF THIRD COURIER!   WITH THAT DONE IT'S ONTO ANOTHER FLANNY/LAW TEXT.....      WITH A BIT OF LUCK 'MAL MEGA SUPPLIER' WILL ARRIVE HERE IN THE 'BUNKER' VERY SOON, PERHAPS WE WILL BE ABLE TO GET HIM TO WRITE SOME TEXT FOR US....   THAT SHOULD BE INTERESTING....    AND NOW A WORD ABOUT THE PICTURES USED BY US IN THE LAST FEW MENUS.....   THEY ALL LOOK A BIT SIMILAR, DON'T THEY?    THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE FROM A SERIES OF PICTURES BY TUCKER CALLED 'APPLE'    I THINK THEY ARE GREAT, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.    THIS MUSIC IS GETTING AROUND A BIT NOW, ISN'T IT!   STILL, I LIKE THAT AS WELL (BUT I'LL LISTEN TO ANY MAD MAX TUNE!)     HANG ON A MO, I THINK SOMEONES AT THE DOOR........        OOOOPS, SORRY, IT WAS A DRUM BEAT IN THE TUNE......      MESSAGE TO ANYONE I SWAP WITH....   PLEASE SEND ME BLANKS IF YOU WANT THE CD'S 'COS I CAN'T AFFORD TO SEND MY ONLY ONES OUT ALL OVER THE COUNTRY......    I DON'T MIND COPYING THEM, EXCEPT WHEN I HAVE TO USE MY DISKS AND I DON'T HAVE MANY LEFT, AND THAT REALY NARKS ME OFF!!!     THE HOMEBOY SENDS HIS GREETING TO........        ROBBIE G! AND ROB K (I DIDN'T MAKE A TYPO THIS TIME, HOMEBOY!  HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON)     BOTH GAMES ON THIS DISK WERE ORIGINALLY CRACKED BY THE REPLICANTS......   THANX REPLICANTS!!!      WILL 'NIK OF DREAM WEAVERS' SEND MAL HIS PICTURES AGAIN PLEEEEEZE      DID YOU LIKE THE SCROLL ON 296. IT TOOK US OVER EIGHT HOURS TO THINK IT ALL UP AND WAS OVER 22 KILOBYTES LONG.  IT TAKES 34 MINUTES TO READ IT ALL, BUT IF I SLOW THE SCROLLER DOWN IT TAKES WELL OVER AN HOUR!  (AREN'T YOU LUCKY I SPEEDED IT UP THEN!)     SLEEP?   WHAT'S THAT MEAN?    OH!  I REMEMBER!   IT'S WHEN YOU GET A PUNCTURE ON THE MOTORWAY AT EIGHTLY MILES AN HOUR!    NO!  WAIT A MINUTE! THAT'S HAVING THE CRAP SCARED OUT OF YOU!  SLEEP IS WHEN YOU GO TO BED FOR A REST!    THERE, I DID KNOW WHAT IT WAS, SEE?     WHO WAS THE MAN WITH THE PURPLE FACE SINGING ON 'BEDROCK' AT 5:00AM THIS MORNING?  DOES HE KNOW?  HAS HE SEEN A DOCTOR YET?      FONT AND TIDYING UP BY FLANNY....     WELL, MAL 'AIN'T ARRIVED YET, AND WE HAVE TO ASSEMBLE AND PACK THIS MENU, SO WRAP TIME.......