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Scrollers project!
20.12.08 at 21:44:01
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Going on a tangent from another idea I've been toying in my mind...

Wouldn't it be nice to have the scrollers from all the menus online? At least I think so.

Problem is, I couldn't possibly do that by myself. So is anybody interested in helping out? It's simple really: Boot the menu from steem debug, let the intro run, then freeze, do a search for a word from the scroller, then save out the text as binary.

Any takers? This thread could work as co-ordination for this project (for example, people pledging to rip the first 10 menus, then the next 10 etc etc)
  
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Re: Scrollers project!
Reply #1 - 21.12.08 at 04:08:43
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Good idea! I'll help.

The above won't work on some menu disks tho as the text will all have #' ' (ASCII space) subtracted from it (saves clock cycles when rendering the scroller) - I guess those would be in the minority tho, and we could do them if needed.

I have the source for several of the menus here, so I can extract the text directly from those.
  

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Re: Scrollers project!
Reply #2 - 21.12.08 at 09:08:11
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Well, what I'm suggesting here is that people with 10-15 spare minutes can sumbit 10 menus of scrolltext. One you get the hang of using steem debug, it's very easy. If anyone wants to contribute and doesn't know how to use steem debug, just ask!

Ok, let's establish some ground rules here, because this can get haywire easily!:

1) Please rip consecutive menus. Ideally the first post should contain menu #1, then #2, etc. and the last #512
2) To avoid double work please post and state which menus you want to rip text from. Then start filling the post up.
3) Hidden texts which are not shown normally are allowed. Go for them too!



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Re: Scrollers project!
Reply #3 - 22.12.08 at 13:17:04
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Let me kick off with menus #1-#10

#0
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WELL FOLKS! JUST WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, A COLOURFUL COMPACTED MENU WRITTEN BY WAS (NOT WAS). THE COMPACTOR WAS WRITTEN BY LSD WHOSE MEMBERS ARE OZZ, MARL, REBEL AND NEIL.B. BETWEEN US WE ARE COMPACTING EVERYTHING WE CAN AND AT THE SAME TIME WE ARE TRYING TO MAKE EVERYTHING RUN ON ALL VERSIONS OF THE OS AND ON 512K MACHINES WITHOUT REMOVING ANYTHING FROM THE ORIGINAL PROGRAM.                                                                 NOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING FOR! YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE GREETINGS !!! A BIG BIG BIG SUPER MEGA INTER-GALACTIC GREETING TO ................ NO! NOT YOU FOOL! ME OF COURSE... SORRY ABOUT THAT, I JUST HAD TO GET THE EGO TRIP OUT OF THE WAY. NOW WHERE WAS I? OH YES! A BIG HI TO IN NO SPECIAL ORDER - EHT WERC-24 , XET , WERC-TNT , 700 , MAK , WERC ETYBAGIG , SCTS , SSOB , LANOITANRETNI XXX , EHT STNACILPER , AFOH , SSC , BCT , AMD , DOHPAZ , GRS , ENILTOH , SUIRIS , 61 LEVEL , 9176 , LYRAD , MASTOLF , XAM DAM , NUGOHS , CCH , MAET-A ...... WELL, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? I DID SAY 'IN NO SPECIAL ORDER'.       


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  YES THIS IS OFFICIALLY DISK ZERO - AS SINBAD WAS ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS WE EVER PACKED - NOW YOU SEE IT IN ITS REPACKED FORM SO WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY APART FROM WATCH OUT FOR MORE VERSION 2 RELEASES OF OUR DISKS            FAREWELL FROM THE COMPACTION MASTERS    -    AUTOMATION!      


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WELL FOLKS! JUST WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, A COLOURFUL COMPACTED MENU WRITTEN BY WAS (NOT WAS). THE COMPACTOR WAS WRITTEN BY LSD WHOSE MEMBERS ARE OZZ, MARL, REBEL AND NEIL.B. BETWEEN US WE ARE COMPACTING EVERYTHING WE CAN AND AT THE SAME TIME WE ARE TRYING TO MAKE EVERYTHING RUN ON ALL VERSIONS OF THE OS AND ON 512K MACHINES WITHOUT REMOVING ANYTHING FROM THE ORIGINAL PROGRAM.         THERE IS A DOC FILE FOR NORTHSTAR ON THIS DISK!         NOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING FOR! YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE GREETINGS !!! A BIG BIG BIG SUPER MEGA INTER-GALACTIC GREETING TO ................ NO! NOT YOU FOOL! ME OF COURSE... SORRY ABOUT THAT, I JUST HAD TO GET THE EGO TRIP OUT OF THE WAY. NOW WHERE WAS I? OH YES! A BIG HI TO IN NO SPECIAL ORDER - EHT WERC-24 , XET , WERC-TNT , 700 , MAK , WERC ETYBAGIG , SCTS , SSOB , LANOITANRETNI XXX , EHT STNACILPER , AFOH , SSC , BCT , AMD , DOHPAZ , GRS , ENILTOH , SUIRIS , 61 LEVEL , 9176 , LYRAD , MASTOLF , XAM DAM , NUGOHS , CCH , MAET-A ...... WELL, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? I DID SAY 'IN NO SPECIAL ORDER'.       


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AUTOMATION CD 1 VERSION 2.0       AUTOMATION GO BACK TO THEIR ROOTS YET AGAIN!    AFTER THE RE-ISSUE OF MENU ZERO SOME MONTHS AGO, WE HAVE DECIDED TO RE-ISSUE DISK 1 AS WELL!  THE EXTRA GAME HERE, WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP FOOTBALL MANAGER, WAS ORIGINALLY GOING ON DISK 301 (THREE HUNDRED MENUS AWAY!) BUT WE COULD NOT GET IT ALL ON THERE AND PLACED 'BANK IT' ON THAT DISK INSTEAD, SO HERE IT IS ON THIS DISK. THERE ISN'T MUCH ROOM (YET AGAIN) ON THIS DISK, SO LET'S WRAP....    P.S. THIS DISK IS DOUBLE SIDED AND HAS --NO-- DATA FLIPPED ONTO THE B-SIDE. THERE. JUST THOUGHT I'D SAY THAT!


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WELL FOLKS! JUST WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, A COLOURFUL COMPACTED MENU WRITTEN BY WAS (NOT WAS). THE COMPACTOR WAS WRITTEN BY LSD WHOSE MEMBERS ARE OZZ, MARL, REBEL AND NEIL.B. BETWEEN US WE ARE COMPACTING EVERYTHING WE CAN AND AT THE SAME TIME WE ARE TRYING TO MAKE EVERYTHING RUN ON ALL VERSIONS OF THE OS AND ON 512K MACHINES WITHOUT REMOVING ANYTHING FROM THE ORIGINAL PROGRAM. SOME PEOPLE SEEM TO THINK SMALL IS REMOVING INTROS AND LOADING SCREENS BUT WE HAVE DECIDED TO KEEP THEM IN OUR VERSIONS.    NOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING FOR! YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE GREETINGS !!! A BIG BIG BIG SUPER MEGA INTER-GALACTIC GREETING TO ................ NO! NOT YOU FOOL! ME OF COURSE... SORRY ABOUT THAT, I JUST HAD TO GET THE EGO TRIP OUT OF THE WAY. NOW WHERE WAS I? OH YES! A BIG HI TO IN NO SPECIAL ORDER - EHT WERC-24 , XET , WERC-TNT , 700 , MAK , WERC ETYBAGIG , SCTS , SSOB , LANOITANRETNI XXX , EHT STNACILPER , AFOH , SSC , BCT , AMD , DOHPAZ , GRS , ENILTOH , SUIRIS , 61 LEVEL , 9176 , LYRAD , MASTOLF , XAM DAM , NUGOHS , CCH , MAET-A ...... WELL, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? I DID SAY 'IN NO SPECIAL ORDER'.


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WELL FOLKS! JUST WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, A COLOURFUL COMPACTED MENU WRITTEN BY WAS (NOT WAS). THE COMPACTOR WAS WRITTEN BY LSD WHOSE MEMBERS ARE OZZ, MARL, REBEL AND NEIL.B. BETWEEN US WE ARE COMPACTING EVERYTHING WE CAN AND AT THE SAME TIME WE ARE TRYING TO MAKE EVERYTHING RUN ON ALL VERSIONS OF THE OS AND IF POSSIBLE ON 512K MACHINES.          THERE IS A DOC FILE FOR ROLLING THUNDER  ON THIS DISK!          NOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING FOR! YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE GREETINGS !!! A BIG BIG BIG SUPER MEGA INTER-GALACTIC GREETING TO ................ NO! NOT YOU FOOL! ME OF COURSE... SORRY ABOUT THAT, I JUST HAD TO GET THE EGO TRIP OUT OF THE WAY. NOW WHERE WAS I? OH YES! A BIG HI TO IN NO SPECIAL ORDER - THE 42-CREW , TEX , TNT-CREW , 007 , KAM , GIGABYTE CREW , STCS , BOSS , XXX INTERNATIONAL , THE REPLICANTS , HOFA , CSS , TCB , DMA , ZAPHOD , SRG , HOTLINE , SIRIUS , LEVEL 16 , 6719 , DARYL , FLOTSAM , A-HA , MAD MAX , SHOGUN , HCC , THE A-TEAM , BLUE ADEPT , HEXOGEN , JOJO , CHAOS , ACTARUS , BILLY OCTET , ACC , AOD , RATBOY , THE LORD , TATARI, AND ES.  ........... I HOPE YOU GET SENT DOWN BIRD SHIT! I MEAN BIRDY!        


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WELL FOLKS! JUST WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, A COLOURFUL COMPACTED MENU WRITTEN BY WAS (NOT WAS). THE COMPACTOR WAS WRITTEN BY LSD WHOSE MEMBERS ARE OZZ, MARL, REBEL AND NEIL.L. BETWEEN US WE ARE COMPACTING EVERYTHING WE CAN AND AT THE SAME TIME WE ARE TRYING TO MAKE EVERYTHING RUN ON ALL VERSIONS OF THE OS AND IF POSSIBLE ON 512K MACHINES.     THERE IS A DOC FILE FOR SCRABBLE DELUXE ON THIS DISK.     NOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING FOR! YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE GREETINGS !!! A BIG BIG BIG SUPER MEGA INTER-GALACTIC GREETING TO ................ NO! NOT YOU FOOL! ME OF COURSE... SORRY ABOUT THAT, I JUST HAD TO GET THE EGO TRIP OUT OF THE WAY. NOW WHERE WAS I? OH YES! A BIG HI TO IN NO SPECIAL ORDER - THE 42-CREW , TEX , TNT-CREW , 007 , KAM , GIGABYTE CREW , STCS , BOSS , XXX INTERNATIONAL , THE REPLICANTS , HOFA , CSS , TCB , DMA , ZAPHOD , SRG , HOTLINE , SIRIUS , LEVEL 16 , 6719 , DARYL , FLOTSAM , A-HA , MAD MAX , SHOGUN , HCC , THE A-TEAM , BLUE ADEPT , HEXOGEN , JOJO , CHAOS , ACTARUS , BILLY OCTET , ACC , AOD , RATBOY , THE LORD , TATARI, AND ES.  ........... I HOPE YOU GET SENT DOWN BIRD SHIT! I MEAN BIRDY!                  


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WELL FOLKS! JUST WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, A COLOURFUL COMPACTED MENU WRITTEN BY WAS (NOT WAS). THE COMPACTOR WAS WRITTEN BY LSD WHOSE MEMBERS ARE OZZ, MARL, REBEL AND NEIL.B. BETWEEN US WE ARE COMPACTING EVERYTHING WE CAN AND AT THE SAME TIME WE ARE TRYING TO MAKE EVERYTHING RUN ON ALL VERSIONS OF THE OS AND ON 512K MACHINES WITHOUT REMOVING ANYTHING FROM THE ORIGINAL PROGRAM.  !!! CAUTION !!! TYPHOON THOMPSON SAVES THE TOP SCORES TO TRACK 0 SECTOR 5 AND STREET GANG SAVES THE TOP 100 SCORES TO TRACK 80 SECTORS 6-9.         NOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING FOR! YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE GREETINGS !!! A BIG BIG BIG SUPER MEGA INTER-GALACTIC GREETING TO ................ NO! NOT YOU FOOL! ME OF COURSE... SORRY ABOUT THAT, I JUST HAD TO GET THE EGO TRIP OUT OF THE WAY. NOW WHERE WAS I? OH YES! A BIG HI TO IN NO SPECIAL ORDER - THE 42-CREW , TEX - GREAT DEMOS , TNT-CREW - GREAT DEMOS , 007 , KAM , GIGABYTE CREW , STCS , BOSS - ACE HACKER , XXX INTERNATIONAL - GREAT DEMO , THE REPLICANTS - NICE INTRO , HOFA , CSS , TCB , DMA , ZAPHOD , SRG , HOTLINE , SIRIUS , HEXOGEN , JOJO , ACTARUS , THE LORD , BILLY OCTET , LEVEL 16 - NICE DEMOS , 6719 , DARYL , FLOTSAM , MAD MAX - GREAT MUSIC , SHOGUN , HCC , A-TEAM , ES , AND CHAOS. TSUNOO WO BIST DU


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          W A S (N O T  W A S)                         L S d                  The Greetings go to:- THE 42-CREW , TEX , TNT-CREW , 007 , KAM , GIGABYTE CREW , STCS , BOSS , XXX INTERNATIONAL , THE REPLICANTS , HOFA , CSS , TCB , DMA , ZAPHOD , SRG , HOTLINE , SIRIUS , LEVEL 16 , 6719 , DARYL , FLOTSAM , A-HA , MAD MAD , SHOGUN , HCC , THE A-TEAM , BLUE ADEPT , HEXOGEN , JOJO , CHAOS , ACTARUS , BILLY OCTET , ACC , AOD , RATBOY , THE LORD , TATARI, AND ES.        


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WELL FOLKS! JUST WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, A COLOURFUL COMPACTED MENU WRITTEN BY WAS (NOT WAS). THE COMPACTOR WAS WRITTEN BY LSD WHOSE MEMBERS ARE OZZ, MARL, REBEL AND NEIL.B. BETWEEN US WE ARE COMPACTING EVERYTHING WE CAN AND AT THE SAME TIME WE ARE TRYING TO MAKE EVERYTHING RUN ON ALL VERSIONS OF THE OS AND ON 512K MACHINES WITHOUT REMOVING ANYTHING FROM THE ORIGINAL PROGRAM.  !!! CAUTION !!! KARATE KID II SAVES THE TOP SCORES TO TRACK 0 SECTOR 5-6. THIS EXTRA FEATURE WAS ADDED BY ME WHEN I ORIGINALLY CRACKED THE GAME BACK IN 1986.     NOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING FOR! YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE GREETINGS !!! A BIG BIG BIG SUPER MEGA INTER-GALACTIC GREETING TO ................ NO! NOT YOU FOOL! ME OF COURSE... SORRY ABOUT THAT, I JUST HAD TO GET THE EGO TRIP OUT OF THE WAY. NOW WHERE WAS I? OH YES! A BIG HI TO IN NO SPECIAL ORDER - THE 42-CREW , TEX - GREAT DEMOS , TNT-CREW - GREAT DEMOS , 007 , KAM , GIGABYTE CREW , STCS , BOSS - ACE HACKER , XXX INTERNATIONAL - GREAT DEMO , THE REPLICANTS - NICE INTRO , HOFA , CSS , TCB , DMA , ZAPHOD , SRG , HOTLINE , SIRIUS , HEXOGEN , JOJO , ACTARUS , THE LORD , BILLY OCTET , LEVEL 16 - NICE DEMOS , 6719 , DARYL , FLOTSAM , MAD MAX - GREAT MUSIC , SHOGUN , HCC , A-TEAM , ES , AND CHAOS.


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WELL FOLKS! JUST WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, A COLOURFUL COMPACTED MENU WRITTEN BY WAS (NOT WAS). THE COMPACTOR WAS WRITTEN BY LSD WHOSE MEMBERS ARE OZZ, MARL, REBEL AND NEIL.L. BETWEEN US WE ARE COMPACTING EVERYTHING WE CAN AND AT THE SAME TIME WE ARE TRYING TO MAKE EVERYTHING RUN ON ALL VERSIONS OF THE OS AND ON 512K MACHINES WITHOUT REMOVING ANYTHING FROM THE ORIGINAL PROGRAM.  !!! CAUTION !!! GOLDRUNNER SAVES THE TOP SCORES TO TRACK 0 SECTOR 6.         NOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING FOR! YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE GREETINGS !!! A BIG BIG BIG SUPER MEGA INTER-GALACTIC GREETING TO ................ NO! NOT YOU FOOL! ME OF COURSE... SORRY ABOUT THAT, I JUST HAD TO GET THE EGO TRIP OUT OF THE WAY. NOW WHERE WAS I? OH YES! A BIG HI TO IN NO SPECIAL ORDER - THE 42-CREW , TEX - GREAT DEMOS , TNT-CREW - GREAT DEMOS , 007 , KAM , GIGABYTE CREW , STCS , BOSS - ACE HACKER , XXX INTERNATIONAL - GREAT DEMO , THE REPLICANTS - NICE INTRO , HOFA , CSS , TCB , DMA , ZAPHOD , SRG , HOTLINE , SIRIUS , HEXOGEN , JOJO , ACTARUS , THE LORD , BILLY OCTET , LEVEL 16 - NICE DEMOS , 6719 , DARYL , FLOTSAM , MAD MAX - GREAT MUSIC , SHOGUN , HCC , A-TEAM , ES , AND CHAOS....


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WELL HERE WE ARE ON DISK No.9, THE PARTNERSHIP BETWEEN L.S.D. AND WAS(NOT WAS) GOES FROM STRENGTH TO STRENGTH  -  THE COMPACTOR SHOULD BE PASSED OUT SHORTLY, BUT IN THE MEANTIME, GET IN TOUCH WITH US - WE WANT TO DEAL WITH ANYONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE DOING   -  ! NO LAMERS ! PLEASE NOTE BIRD-BRAIN (SORRY BIRDY).    SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE RECEIVED SEVERAL VERSIONS OF SOME OF THE DISKS, SORRY ABOUT THIS BUT WE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO PERFECT THE COMPACTOR AND WAS(NOT WAS) KEEPS ON INSISTING ON LEAVING NOTHING OUT, PLUS THE ODD MESS-UP??    ANYWAY I SUPPOSE I BETTER GIVE THE L.S.D. GREETINGS  -  HI TO SERVO, FINAL, TINMAN,  A.B.C.MAN, HMMM!, MR PRACTICE, 007, KAM,  MIKE XMW, B-COOL, AMIGA YORKSHIRE. THAT WILL DO FOR NOW, ANYWAY NOW FOR THE SALES PITCH, BUY AN AMIGA, IT IS A FAR SUPERIOR MACHINE, IT HAS FAB SOUND AND GRAPHICS AS STANDARD, NOT ON SOME 'COMING SOON' WONDER MACHINE LIKE ATARI KEEP PROMISING, BUT NEVER DELIVERING!  ANYWAY I'VE GOT BOTH SO  I DON'T GIVE A SHIT  __  OZZWALD        


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  ------------------ AUTOMATION CD 9 VERSION 2.0 ------------------ RUNS ON STE 100 PERCENT ------------------    OH GOD! LOOK OUT! ANOTHER AUTOMATION RE-ISSUE!    WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THESE PEOPLE?  WHY ARE THEY NOT SATISFIED WITH ANY OF THEIR OLD DISKS?  ARE THEY SO TIGHT THAT THEY CAN'T AFFORD NEW ONES?  (WELL, YES, ACTUALLY!)    NO, THE REAL REASON FOR THESE RE-ISSUES IS THAT WE BELIEVE IN ---TOTAL--- DATA COMPACTION, AND AS YOU WILL BY NOW KNOW, PACKER 3.0 BEATS THE SOCKS OFF PACKER 1.0, SO BY REPACKING THEM WE SAVE, ON AVERAGE (ALONG WITH THE 10 SECTOR FORMAT) 200K (WOW!)    NOW YOU MAY SAY..   "SO WHAT?"    WELL, TO OUR ELITE LITTLE GROUP, 200K MEANS AN EXTRA TITLE WITHOUT DOING AN EXTRA DISK, AND HERE IS ANOTHER ONE FOR YA!    RE-ISSUED ALONG WITH THIS OR VERY SOON AFTER WILL BE......    CD 18:  BUGGY BOY - FLOYD THE DROID - WIZBALL - ECO - PHANTASM - DRAGON LORD    (ALL PACKER 3.0 EXCEPT DRAGON LORD WHICH IS 2.5!)      CD 14:  ELITE - VIXEN - STAR GOOSE - HELTER SKELTER (ALL PACKER 3.0) - ALONG WITH AN AS YET UNKNOWN TITLE!    ---THIS DISK (CD 9) IS ALL PACKER 3.0 EXCEPT FOR BLUE ANGELS WHICH IS A BIT OF EVERYTHING---    ---ALL PACKS BY THE LAW OF THE UN-NAMEABLES---    ---ALL TEXT (AGAIN) BY THE LAW---   ---ALL ORIGINAL VER 1.0 PACKS BY EITHER WAS (NOT WAS) OR OZZWALD---    MUSIC RIPPED (AGAIN) FROM THE UNION DEMO BY CLOG, AND FROM A MEDWAY MENU BY LAW (AGAIN)     STILL, YOU CAN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS CLOG, 'COS YOU GET THE CREDIT!     AND NOW.....   THE POMPEY PIRATES ARE CRAP....     BUT ALL BRITS KNOW THIS ANYWAY....     WRAP....  

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THERE IS A DOC FILE FOR WHIRLIGIG ON THIS DISK !!! BLACK LAMP SAVES THE HI-SCORES TO TRACK 0 SECTOR 6 !!! WAS (NOT WAS) CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , AND LSD CONSIST OF OZZ, MARL, REBEL AND NEIL.B. !!!   NOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING FOR! YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE GREETINGS !!! A BIG BIG BIG SUPER MEGA INTER-GALACTIC GREETING TO ................ NO! NOT YOU FOOL! ME OF COURSE... SORRY ABOUT THAT, I JUST HAD TO GET THE EGO TRIP OUT OF THE WAY. NOW WHERE WAS I? OH YES! A BIG HI TO IN NO SPECIAL ORDER - THE 42-CREW , TEX - GREAT DEMOS , TNT-CREW - GREAT DEMOS , 007 , KAM , GIGABYTE CREW , STCS , BOSS - ACE HACKER , XXX INTERNATIONAL - GREAT DEMO , THE REPLICANTS - NICE INTRO , HOFA , CSS , TCB , DMA , ZAPHOD , SRG , HOTLINE , SIRIUS , A-HA , HEXOGEN , JOJO , ACTARUS , THE LORD , BILLY OCTET , LEVEL 16 - NICE DEMOS , 6719 , DARYL , FLOTSAM , MAD MAX - GREAT MUSIC , SHOGUN , HCC , A-TEAM , ES , CHAOS , IAN C. FOR THE GRAPHICS, THE POWERS THAT BE AND HACKATARIMAN FOR THE GOODIES , NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION , TIMBO AND DR. TYPO !!!  A BIG UP YOURS GOES TO THE PLONKERS OUT THERE . . . . YES , YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING TO DONT'T YOU . . . . . . . . BIRDY?          COMING SOON ON ONE OF OUR NEXT MENUS IS THE COMPACT VERSION OF SUPER HANG ON WHICH INCLUDES ALL PICCIES AND TITLE MUSIC , BUT IT IS A ONE MEG SINGLE PART FILE VERSION !  



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Re: Scrollers project!
Reply #4 - 22.12.08 at 13:48:01
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IS THERE ANYTHING REALLY WORTH PLAYING HERE ?  WELL , JUST MAYBE . . .     WELL FOLKS! JUST WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, A COLOURFUL COMPACTED MENU WRITTEN BY WAS (NOT WAS). SORRY ABOUT CRICKET BEING ONE MEG BUT DUE TO THE WAY I COMPACTED THE FILES IT WAS A CASE OF 1.8 TOS ONLY OR ONE MEG ANY TOS ! IF YOU HAVE ANY OF OUR MENUS WITH A GAME WHICH DOES RUN ON YOUR MACHINE THEN WRITE TO ME AT THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS AND TELL ME WHAT DOES NOT WORK ... DON'T FORGET TO SEND A DISK AND USE AN S.A.E.    WAS (NOT WAS), T.R.F SECTION , STRETFORD SORTING OFFICE , 1A LACY STREET , MANCHESTER 32 , M32 - 8AA . . . . . . . FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WANT TO SPLIT THE FILES, PUT THEM IN FOLDERS AND ALL THAT CRAP HERE GOES . . . SOCCER - GOALK2.NEO  JUMP2.NEO  TITLE2.NEO  TACKLE2.NEO  SSGAME.DAT  SUPREMO.WAS(TOS). CRICKET - ASHLINES.NEO  CSGAME.DAT  LAMB.NEO  LORDX5.NEO  PITCH.NEO  PUTSCR.TOS  STAND10.NEO  WICKET2.NEO  CRICKET.WAS(TOS). CARDS - CARDS.BOB(TOS)  PSQSHIGH.DAT. THRUST - THRUST.WAS(TOS)  HISCORE.TAB  THSECT.C  THINSTS.PI1  THHEADER.PI1  DEMO.DAT  THLINES.C  MUSIC.OBJ  THTITLE.PI1.              NOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING FOR! YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE GREETINGS !!! A BIG BIG BIG SUPER MEGA INTER-GALACTIC GREETING TO ................ NO! NOT YOU FOOL! ME OF COURSE... SORRY ABOUT THAT, I JUST HAD TO GET THE EGO TRIP OUT OF THE WAY. NOW WHERE WAS I? OH YES! A BIG HI TO IN NO SPECIAL ORDER - TEX - GREAT DEMOS , TNT-CREW - GREAT DEMOS , 007 , KAM , GIGABYTE CREW , BOSS - ACE HACKER , XXX INTERNATIONAL - GREAT DEMO , THE REPLICANTS - NICE INTRO , HOFA , CSS , TCB , DMA , ZAPHOD , SRG , HOTLINE , SIRIUS , HEXOGEN , JOJO , ACTARUS , THE LORD , BILLY OCTET , LEVEL 16 - NICE DEMOS , 6719 , DARYL , FLOTSAM , MAD MAX - GREAT MUSIC , SHOGUN , HCC , A-TEAM , ES , CHAOS , A-HA , THE POWERS THAT BE , HACKATARIMAN , COR BLIMEY , NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION AND CHAOS.   IF I MISSED ANY OUT THEN TOUGH ! .......


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WELL FOLKS! JUST WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, A COLOURFUL COMPACTED MENU WRITTEN BY WAS (NOT WAS).                           THIS DISK IS NOW FULL . . . . .                                 IF YOU HAVE COPIES OF ANY OF OUR MENUS CONTAINING DUFF FILES THEN STATE WHAT SYSTEM YOU HAVE , WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE PROGRAM AND SEND A DISK TO:  WAS (NOT WAS), T.R.F SECTION, STRETFORD SORTING OFFICE, 1A LACY STREET, MANCHESTER 32, M32 1AA, ENGLAND .......    NOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING FOR! YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE GREETINGS !!! A BIG BIG BIG SUPER MEGA INTER-GALACTIC GREETING TO ................ NO! NOT YOU FOOL! ME OF COURSE... SORRY ABOUT THAT, I JUST HAD TO GET THE EGO TRIP OUT OF THE WAY. NOW WHERE WAS I? OH YES! A BIG HI TO IN NO SPECIAL ORDER - TEX - GREAT DEMOS , TNT-CREW - GREAT DEMOS , 007 , KAM , GIGABYTE CREW , STCS , BOSS - ACE HACKER , XXX INTERNATIONAL - GREAT DEMO , THE REPLICANTS - NICE INTRO , HOFA , CSS , TCB , DMA , ZAPHOD , SRG , HOTLINE , SIRIUS , HEXOGEN , JOJO , ACTARUS , THE LORD , BILLY OCTET , LEVEL 16 - NICE DEMOS , 6719 , DARYL , FLOTSAM , MAD MAX - GREAT MUSIC , SHOGUN , HCC , A-TEAM , ES , CHAOS , A-HA , THE POWERS THAT BE , HACKATARIMAN , COR BLIMEY , NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION AND CHAOS.   IF I MISSED ANYONE OUT THEN TOUGH ! .......


A013

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MENU 13 !   SUPER HANG-ON IS A ONE MEG FILE AND SAVES THE HI-SCORES TO TRACK 80 SECTORS  2 TO 5 !!! WAS (NOT WAS) CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , AND LSD CONSIST OF OZZ, MARL, REBEL AND NEIL.L. !!!IF YOU HAVE DUFF FILES ON ANY OF OUR MENUS THEN WRITE TO WAS (NOT WAS) STATING WHAT SYSTEM SET UP YOU HAVE AND THE FAULT IN THE GAME AND SEND A DISK TO: ... WAS (NOT WAS) , T.R.F SECTION , STRETFORD SORTING OFFICE , 1A LACY STREET , STRETFORD , MANCHESTER 32 , ENGLAND.    NOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING FOR! YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE GREETINGS !!! A BIG BIG BIG SUPER MEGA INTER-GALACTIC GREETING TO ................ NO! NOT YOU FOOL! ME OF COURSE... SORRY ABOUT THAT, I JUST HAD TO GET THE EGO TRIP OUT OF THE WAY. NOW WHERE WAS I? OH YES! A BIG HI TO IN NO SPECIAL ORDER - THE 42-CREW , TEX - GREAT DEMOS , TNT-CREW - GREAT DEMOS , 007 , KAM , GIGABYTE CREW , STCS , BOSS - ACE HACKER , XXX INTERNATIONAL - GREAT DEMO , THE REPLICANTS - NICE INTRO , HOFA , CSS , TCB , DMA , ZAPHOD , SRG , HOTLINE , SIRIUS , A-HA , HEXOGEN , JOJO , ACTARUS , THE LORD , BILLY OCTET , LEVEL 16 - NICE DEMOS , 6719 , DARYL , FLOTSAM , MAD MAX - GREAT MUSIC , SHOGUN , HCC , A-TEAM , ES , CHAOS , IAN C. FOR THE GRAPHICS, THE POWERS THAT BE AND HACKATARIMAN FOR THE GOODIES , NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION , TIMBO AND DR. TYPO !!!  A BIG UP YOURS GOES TO THE PLONKERS OUT THERE . . . . YES , YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING TO DONT'T YOU . . . . . . . . BIRDY?          .......


A014
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AUTOMATION RE-ISSUE YET ANOTHER DISK....   THIS TIME IT IT CD 14, WITH ALL OLD TITLES PACKED WITH 3.0, AND THE NEW(?) ONE PACKED WITH CHUNKY 2.5 BY THE GUARDIANS....    AS WITH ALL RE-ISSUES YOU MAY COPY THIS DISK OVER YOUR OLD ONE!     IF YOU DON'T HAVE IT THEN COPY IT OVER A POMPEY PIRATES DISK!     YOU SEE NO ONE SHOULD REALLY OWN UP TO ACTUALLY HAVING MORE THAN ONE OF THEIR DISKS!!!!! AND JUST IN CASE YOU ARE WONDERING IT SHOULD BE THE ONE WITH OUR PACKER AND SOURCE ON IT . . . . AS OUR 2.3 PACKER IS OUT, IF THERE IS ROOM, I MAY GIVE YOU ALL SOME MORE 'OFFICIAL AUTOMATION SOURCE' TO GO WITH IT, BUT DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT AT THIS TIME....  (TRY SPACE - IF YOU DON'T GO TO THE DESKTOP, I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND!)   WELL THE ALGORITHM FANATICS HAVE BEEN BUSY AND WE ARE NOW USING OUR THIRD REVISION ON THE 2.3 PACKER WITH A FINISHED VERSION OF 3.0 COMING VERY SOON SO THE POMPEY PUFFS HAVE GOT SOME WORK TO DO NOW COS' THEIR PACKER IS SO CRAP THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO NICK OURS AGAIN ANY WAY WE HAVE LOTS MORE REVISION 2 CD'S TO DO SO LET ME GET ON WITH THE GREETS                                       HI EVERYONE                   NOW BUGGER OFF            


A015

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MENU 15 . . . BOTH THESE TITLES NEED ONE MEG OF MEMORY AND BOTH SAVE THE HI-SCORES TO TRACK 80.        WAS (NOT WAS) CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , AND LSD CONSIST OF OZZ, MARL, REBEL AND NEIL.L. !!!IF YOU HAVE DUFF FILES ON ANY OF OUR MENUS THEN WRITE TO WAS (NOT WAS) STATING WHAT SYSTEM SET UP YOU HAVE AND THE FAULT IN THE GAME AND SEND A DISK TO: ... WAS (NOT WAS) , T.R.F SECTION , STRETFORD SORTING OFFICE , 1A LACY STREET , STRETFORD , MANCHESTER 32 , ENGLAND.    NOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING FOR! YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE GREETINGS !!! A BIG BIG BIG SUPER MEGA INTER-GALACTIC GREETING TO ................ NO! NOT YOU FOOL! ME OF COURSE... SORRY ABOUT THAT, I JUST HAD TO GET THE EGO TRIP OUT OF THE WAY. NOW WHERE WAS I? OH YES! A BIG HI TO IN NO SPECIAL ORDER - THE 42-CREW , TEX - GREAT DEMOS , TNT-CREW - GREAT DEMOS , 007 , KAM , GIGABYTE CREW , STCS , BOSS - ACE HACKER , XXX INTERNATIONAL - GREAT DEMO , THE REPLICANTS - NICE INTRO , HOFA , CSS , TCB , DMA , ZAPHOD , SRG , HOTLINE , SIRIUS , A-HA , HEXOGEN , JOJO , ACTARUS , THE LORD , BILLY OCTET , LEVEL 16 - NICE DEMOS , 6719 , DARYL , FLOTSAM , MAD MAX - GREAT MUSIC , SHOGUN , HCC , A-TEAM , ES , CHAOS , IAN C. FOR THE GRAPHICS, THE POWERS THAT BE AND HACKATARIMAN FOR THE GOODIES , NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION , TIMBO AND DR. TYPO !!!  A BIG UP YOURS GOES TO THE PLONKERS OUT THERE . . . . YES , YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING TO DONT'T YOU . . . . . . . . BIRDY?          .......


A016
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THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE SAVE GAME FOR FOOTBALL MANAGER II ON THIS DISK , SO SAVE IT AS SAVE GAME NUMBER 000. . . . . IF YOU HAVE COPIES OF ANY OF OUR MENUS CONTAINING DUFF FILES THEN STATE WHAT SYSTEM YOU HAVE , WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE PROGRAM AND SEND A DISK TO:  WAS (NOT WAS), T.R.F SECTION, STRETFORD SORTING OFFICE, 1A LACY STREET, MANCHESTER 32, M32 1AA, ENGLAND .......    NOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING FOR! YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE GREETINGS !!!  A BIG HI TO IN NO SPECIAL ORDER - TEX - GREAT DEMOS , TNT-CREW - GREAT DEMOS , 007 , KAM , GIGABYTE CREW , STCS , BOSS - ACE HACKER , XXX INTERNATIONAL - GREAT DEMO , THE REPLICANTS - NICE INTROS , HOFA , CSS , TCB , DMA , ZAPHOD , SRG , HOTLINE , SIRIUS , DELTA FORCE , HEXOGEN , JOJO , ACTARUS , THE LORD , BILLY OCTET , LEVEL 16 - NICE DEMOS , 6719 , DARYL , FLOTSAM , MAD MAX - GREAT MUSIC , SHOGUN , HCC , A-TEAM , ES , CHAOS , A-HA , THE POWERS THAT BE , HACKATARIMAN , COR BLIMEY , NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION AND CHAOS.   IF I MISSED ANYONE OUT THEN TOUGH ! .......


A17
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THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE SAVE GAME FOR FOOTBALL MANAGER II ON THIS DISK , SO SAVE IT AS SAVE GAME NUMBER 000. . . . . IF YOU HAVE COPIES OF ANY OF OUR MENUS CONTAINING DUFF FILES THEN STATE WHAT SYSTEM YOU HAVE , WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE PROGRAM AND SEND A DISK TO:  WAS (NOT WAS), T.R.F SECTION, STRETFORD SORTING OFFICE, 1A LACY STREET, MANCHESTER 32, M32 1AA, ENGLAND .......    NOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING FOR! YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE GREETINGS !!!  A BIG HI TO IN NO SPECIAL ORDER - TEX - GREAT DEMOS , TNT-CREW - GREAT DEMOS , 007 , KAM , GIGABYTE CREW , STCS , BOSS - ACE HACKER , XXX INTERNATIONAL - GREAT DEMO , THE REPLICANTS - NICE INTROS , HOFA , CSS , TCB , DMA , ZAPHOD , SRG , HOTLINE , SIRIUS , DELTA FORCE , HEXOGEN , JOJO , ACTARUS , THE LORD , BILLY OCTET , LEVEL 16 - NICE DEMOS , 6719 , DARYL , FLOTSAM , MAD MAX - GREAT MUSIC , SHOGUN , HCC , A-TEAM , ES , CHAOS , A-HA , THE POWERS THAT BE , HACKATARIMAN , COR BLIMEY , NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION AND CHAOS.   IF I MISSED ANYONE OUT THEN TOUGH ! .......


A018
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AUTOMATION CD 18 VERSION 2.0 ------------------ RUNS ON STE 100 PERCENT ------------------    SORRY FOR USING THIS CODE AGAIN, BUT AT LEAST YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT PIECE OF MUSIC.... (RIPPED FROM THE UNION DEMO BY CLOG THE ONLY MEDWAY BOY)    THE NEXT VERSION OF THIS CODE WILL HAVE A PROPER WAVE SCROLLER (WOW!) AND MAYBE RASTER EFFECTS IN THE FONT DEPENDNG ON HOW KNACKERED I WILL BE! (I DO -ALL- MY CODING IN THE EARLY HOURS!)    SO, HERE YOU HAVE THE REPACK OF CD 18, JUST AS PROMISED ON CD 9. I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THE EXTRA TITLE WILL BE ON CD 14.....    I WILL BE LEAVING FOR GUARDIANS H.Q. IN UNDER TWO DAYS NOW, AND I WILL ARRIVE THERE ONE WEEK AHEAD OF ALL THE OTHERS (EXCEPT APPOLLO!)   I MUST SAY THAT I AM VERY EXCITED WITH THE IDEA OF MEETING ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE CREW AGAIN. IT IS JUST A GREAT PITY THAT THE HOMEBOY CANNOT ATTEND, BUT THAT'S LIFE AND I WILL BE STAYING WITH HIM FOR THREE DAYS WHEN I RETURN, JUST BEFORE GOING ON HOLIDAY FOR A FORTNIGHT!  WOW!  DON'T PHONE 'COZ I WON'T BE IN!     YO! MOB! I HOPE YOU CAN PICK UP VAPOUR ON YOUR WAY OTHERWISE HE WILL BE BUGGERED FOR TRANSPORT!    DID YOU ENJOY THE REPLICANTS/NEXT COPY PARTY?   I'LL ASK YOU ABOUT THAT LONG BEFORE YOU READ THIS.....    WELL, I WILL NOW START WHAT I HOPE WILL BE THE OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN OF THE 90'S.....   THE ABOLISHMENT OF THE WORDS 'LAME' AND 'LAMERS'    THESE WORDS ARE --T-O-T-A-L-- --C-R-A-P--   (THEY WERE BROUGHT IN FROM THE AMIGA - HOW MUCH MORE PROOF DO YOU NEED?!?)    IF YOU WANT TO CALL SOMEONE A 'LAMER' JUST CALL THEM --A-L-I-E-N--       IF YOU WANT TO CALL SOMETHING 'LAME'  JUST CALL IT POMPEY PACKER 1.5.....     AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.....       


A019
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WAS (NOT WAS) CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , AND LSD CONSIST OF OZZ, MARL, REBEL AND NEIL.L. !!!       IF YOU HAVE DUFF FILES ON ANY OF OUR MENUS THEN WRITE TO WAS (NOT WAS) STATING WHAT SYSTEM SET UP YOU HAVE AND THE FAULT IN THE GAME AND SEND A DISK TO: ... WAS (NOT WAS) , T.R.F SECTION , STRETFORD SORTING OFFICE , 1A LACY STREET , STRETFORD , MANCHESTER 32 , ENGLAND.    NOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING FOR! YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE GREETINGS !!! A BIG HI TO , IN NO SPECIAL ORDER - TEX - GREAT DEMOS , TNT-CREW - GREAT DEMOS , 007 , KAM , GIGABYTE CREW , STCS , BOSS - ACE HACKER , XXX INTERNATIONAL - GREAT DEMO , THE REPLICANTS - NICE INTRO , HOFA , CSS , TCB , DMA , ZAPHOD , SRG , HOTLINE , SIRIUS , A-HA , HEXOGEN , JOJO , ACTARUS , THE LORD , BILLY OCTET , HOWDY , LEVEL 16 - NICE DEMOS , 6719 , DARYL , FLOTSAM , MAD MAX - GREAT MUSIC , SHOGUN , HCC , A-TEAM , ES , CHAOS , IAN C. FOR THE GRAPHICS, COR BLIMEY , THE POWERS THAT BE AND HACKATARIMAN FOR THE GOODIES , NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION , TIMBO , THE MEDWAY BOYS , AND DR. TYPO !!!  A BIG UP YOURS GOES TO THE PLONKERS OUT THERE . . . . YES , YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING TO DONT'T YOU . . . . . . . . BIRDY?          .......


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PRESS SPACE BAR FOR COMPACT MENU INFORMATION . . . WAS (NOT WAS) CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , AND LSD CONSIST OF OZZ, MARL, REBEL AND NEIL.L. !!!       THERE IS A DOC FILE FOR GARFIELD ON THIS DISK . . . . IF YOU HAVE DUFF FILES ON ANY OF OUR MENUS THEN WRITE TO WAS (NOT WAS) STATING WHAT SYSTEM SET UP YOU HAVE AND THE FAULT IN THE GAME AND SEND A DISK TO: ... WAS (NOT WAS) , T.R.F SECTION , STRETFORD SORTING OFFICE , 1A LACY STREET , STRETFORD , MANCHESTER 32 , ENGLAND.    NOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING FOR! YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE GREETINGS !!! A BIG HI TO , IN NO SPECIAL ORDER - TEX - GREAT DEMOS , TNT-CREW - GREAT DEMOS , 007 , KAM , GIGABYTE CREW , STCS , BOSS - ACE HACKER , XXX INTERNATIONAL - GREAT DEMO , THE REPLICANTS - NICE INTRO , HOFA , CSS , TCB , DMA , ZAPHOD , SRG , HOTLINE , SIRIUS , A-HA , HEXOGEN , JOJO , ACTARUS , THE LORD , BILLY OCTET , HOWDY , LEVEL 16 - NICE DEMOS , 6719 , DARYL , FLOTSAM , MAD MAX - GREAT MUSIC , SHOGUN , HCC , A-TEAM , ES , CHAOS , IAN C. FOR THE GRAPHICS, COR BLIMEY , THE POWERS THAT BE AND HACKATARIMAN FOR THE GOODIES , NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION , TIMBO , THE MEDWAY BOYS , AND DR. TYPO !!!  A BIG UP YOURS GOES TO THE PLONKERS OUT THERE . . . . YES , YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING TO DONT'T YOU . . . . . . . . BIRDY?          ....... ˙
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WAS (NOT WAS) CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , AND LSD CONSIST OF OZZ, MARL, REBEL AND NEIL.L. !!!       IF YOU HAVE DUFF FILES ON ANY OF OUR MENUS THEN WRITE TO WAS (NOT WAS) STATING WHAT SYSTEM SET UP YOU HAVE AND THE FAULT IN THE GAME AND SEND A DISK TO: ... WAS (NOT WAS) , T.R.F SECTION , STRETFORD SORTING OFFICE , 1A LACY STREET , STRETFORD , MANCHESTER 32 , ENGLAND.    NOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING FOR! YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE GREETINGS !!! A BIG HI TO , IN NO SPECIAL ORDER - TEX - GREAT DEMOS , TNT-CREW - GREAT DEMOS , 007 , KAM , GIGABYTE CREW , STCS , BOSS - ACE HACKER , XXX INTERNATIONAL - GREAT DEMO , THE REPLICANTS - NICE INTRO , HOFA , CSS , TCB , DMA , ZAPHOD , SRG , HOTLINE , SIRIUS , A-HA , HEXOGEN , JOJO , ACTARUS , THE LORD , BILLY OCTET , HOWDY , LEVEL 16 - NICE DEMOS , 6719 , DARYL , FLOTSAM , MAD MAX - GREAT MUSIC , SHOGUN , HCC , A-TEAM , ES , CHAOS , IAN C. FOR THE GRAPHICS, COR BLIMEY , THE POWERS THAT BE AND HACKATARIMAN FOR THE GOODIES , NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION , TIMBO , THE MEDWAY BOYS , AND DR. TYPO !!!  A BIG UP YOURS GOES TO THE PLONKERS OUT THERE . . . . YES , YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING TO DONT'T YOU . . . . . . . . BIRDY?          


#22
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BIRDY IS A DICKHEAD . . .


#23
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HI THERE FOLKS!     WELCOME TO COMPACT DISK 23!  THE RE-ISSUE VERSION NOW CONTAINING AN EXTRA TITLE.  WOW!   THIS ROTATING SCROLLER WAS CODED BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY!     THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED BY VAPOUR!     THIS MENU WAS PUT TOGETHER BY VAPOUR AS ARE ABOUT 70 PER CENT OF AUTOMATION MENUS TO DATE!     GREETINGS ARE SENT TO...   THE REPLICANTS (MEGA HI TO COBRA, R.AL, DOM, SNAKE AND FURY!)   -   THE OVERLANDERS   -   THE CAREBEARS   -   THE LIGHT TEAM (CMON KRYPTON! LET US SEE SOME INTROS)   -   DELIGHT (COOL INTROS AND SOME GREAT HACKS GUYS)   -   OK! NO MORE SCROLLTEXT FOR THIS CD. I HAVE FOUR NEW MENUS TO COMPILE AND I WANT TO GET THEM DONE SO THAT I CAN START WORK ON THAT MEGA TITLE SPACE ACE WHICH IS FOUR ONE MEG DISKS. I AM NOT PROMISING ANYTHING WITH THIS ONE AS I HAVE NOT LOOKED AT IT YET. GET ONE THING STRAIGHT THOUGH - IF I CAN NOT PACK IT ONTO FEWER DISKS FOR OUR CD COLLECTION THEN I AM DEFINATELY GOING TO CRACK IT. I JUST LOVE THE TOUGH DOOBIES YA SEE!     BID YOU GOODBYE AS WE APPROACH THE DREADED 'WRAP'.....      


#24
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WAS NOT WAS AND LSD PRESENT YET ANOTHER FINE  MENU. EAT YOUR HEART OUT BIRDIE - CHECK OUT  DISK 23 AND YOU WILL SEE THAT WE COMPACT  PROGRAMS NO MATTER HOW BIG THEY ARE AND THEY  STILL RUN IN HALF MEG UNLIKE YOUR TEENY WEENY  FILES WHICH NEED ONE MEG. OH! BY THE WAY I  CAN'T WAIT TILL YOU OFFER YOUR SERVICES TO  SOFTWARE COMPANIES - IT SHOULD RAISE A FEW  LAUGHS . . . WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO WRITE  INTROS IN MACHINE CODE AS OPPOSED TO THAT  COMPILED BASIC CRAP OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU  USE . . .        


#25
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PAC MANIA HI-SCORE SAVER BY WAS NOT WAS . . (USES  TRACK 0 SECTOR 6). SOLOMONS KEY HI-SCORE SAVER ALSO  BY WAS NOT WAS. THERE IS A DOC FILE FOR HARRIER  STRIKE MISSION ON THIS DISK . . PRESS 0 TO TOGGLE  50/60 Hz MODE.        NOW THE GREETINGS , TO THOSE  I KNOW AND THOSE WHOSE WORK I APPRECIATE . . . . .  IN NO SPECIAL ORDER . . HI TO TEX , THE REPLICANTS ,  BOSS , S.T.C.S , A-HA , XXX INTERNATIONAL , TCB ,  TTC , COR BLIMEY , NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION , HACKATARIMAN ,  APOLLO , IAN.C , DAN AND SIM , ALAN.W , KAM , 007 , FTB ,  THE GIGABYTE CREW , THE TNT CREW , LEVEL 16 , AND TSUNOO  ALTHOUGH HE IS NOT ON THE CASE AT PRESENT . . . . . .


#26
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IF YOU HAVE DUFF FILES ON ANY OF OUR MENUS THEN WRITE TO WAS (NOT WAS) STATING WHAT SYSTEM SET UP YOU HAVE AND THE FAULT IN THE GAME AND SEND A DISK TO: ... WAS (NOT WAS) , T.R.F SECTION , STRETFORD SORTING OFFICE , 1A LACY STREET , STRETFORD , MANCHESTER 32 , ENGLAND.    NOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING FOR! YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE GREETINGS !!! A BIG HI TO , IN NO SPECIAL ORDER - TEX - GREAT DEMOS , TNT-CREW - GREAT DEMOS , 007 , GIGABYTE CREW , STCS , BOSS , DELTA FORCE , XXX INTERNATIONAL - GREAT DEMO , THE REPLICANTS - NICE INTRO , HOFA , CSS , TCB , DMA , ZAPHOD , SRG , HOTLINE , SIRIUS , A-HA , FTB , HEXOGEN , JOJO , ACTARUS , THE LORD , BILLY OCTET , HOWDY , LEVEL 16 - NICE DEMOS , 6719 , DARYL , FLOTSAM , MAD MAX - GREAT MUSIC , SHOGUN , HCC , A-TEAM , ES , CHAOS , IAN C. FOR THE GRAPHICS, COR BLIMEY , HACKATARIMAN , TYRELL CORPORATION , DR BYTE , RATBOY , NINJA , NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION - TTC AND KAM FOR THE NEW STUFF , TIMBO , THE MEDWAY BOYS , AND DR. TYPO !!!          FUCKINGS TO THE SCOTTISH CRACKING CREW - NAMELY BIRDY AND ALL TEXT CHANGERS WHO TRY TO CLAIM CREDIT FOR OUR HARD WORK ! ! !            


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IF YOU HAVE DUFF FILES ON ANY OF OUR MENUS THEN WRITE TO WAS (NOT WAS) STATING WHAT SYSTEM SET UP YOU HAVE AND THE FAULT IN THE GAME AND SEND A DISK PLUS S.A.E TO: ... WAS (NOT WAS) , T.R.F SECTION , STRETFORD SORTING OFFICE , 1A LACY STREET , STRETFORD , MANCHESTER 32 , ENGLAND.    NOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING FOR! YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE GREETINGS !!! A BIG HI TO , IN NO SPECIAL ORDER - TEX - GREAT DEMOS , TNT-CREW - GREAT DEMOS , 007 , GIGABYTE CREW , STCS , BOSS , DELTA FORCE , XXX INTERNATIONAL - GREAT DEMO , THE REPLICANTS - NICE INTRO , HOFA , CSS , TCB , DMA , ZAPHOD , SRG , HOTLINE , SIRIUS , A-HA , FTB , HEXOGEN , JOJO , ACTARUS , THE LORD , BILLY OCTET , HOWDY , LEVEL 16 - NICE DEMOS , 6719 , DARYL , FLOTSAM , MAD MAX - GREAT MUSIC , SHOGUN , HCC , A-TEAM , ES , CHAOS , IAN C. FOR THE GRAPHICS, COR BLIMEY , HACKATARIMAN , TYRELL CORPORATION , DR BYTE , RATBOY , NINJA , NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION - TTC AND KAM FOR THE NEW STUFF , TIMBO , THE MEDWAY BOYS , AND DR. TYPO !!!          FUCKINGS TO THE SCOTTISH CRACKING CREW - NAMELY BIRDY WHO SELLS OTHER  CRACKED SOFTWARE SUCH AS THESE MENUS! IF ANY OF HIS CONTACTS HAVE ANY SENSE , THEN  THEY WOULD NOT SEND HIM ANYTHING . . .                


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IN STORMBRINGER YOU MAY SAVE YOUR GAME TO THIS DISK. . . .        WELL FOLKS . . . INCLUDING THE FILES ON THIS DISK WE HAVE NOW COMPACTED 152 GAMES AND STILL GOING STRONG.     THIS IS THE FINISHED MENU 28 , ALIEN SYNDROME IS NOW ON MENU 29 BECAUSE IT NEEDED TO BE IN THE AUTO FOLDER FOR IT TO RUN ON A 1.9 MACHINE AND STORMBRINGER ALREADY USES THE AUTO FOLDER ON THIS DISK , SO THERE YOU HAVE IT!      IF YOU HAVE DUFF FILES ON ANY OF OUR MENUS THEN WRITE TO WAS (NOT WAS) STATING WHAT SYSTEM SET UP YOU HAVE AND THE FAULT IN THE GAME AND SEND A DISK PLUS S.A.E TO: ... WAS (NOT WAS) , T.R.F SECTION , STRETFORD SORTING OFFICE , 1A LACY STREET , STRETFORD , MANCHESTER 32 , ENGLAND.    NOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING FOR! YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE GREETINGS !!! A BIG HI TO , IN NO SPECIAL ORDER - TEX - GREAT DEMOS , TNT-CREW - GREAT DEMOS , 007 , GIGABYTE CREW , STCS , BOSS , DELTA FORCE , XXX INTERNATIONAL - GREAT DEMO , THE REPLICANTS - NICE INTRO , HOFA , CSS , TCB , DMA , ZAPHOD , SRG , HOTLINE , SIRIUS , A-HA , FTB , HEXOGEN , JOJO , ACTARUS , THE LORD , BILLY OCTET , HOWDY , LEVEL 16 - NICE DEMOS , 6719 , DARYL , FLOTSAM , MAD MAX - GREAT MUSIC , SHOGUN , HCC , A-TEAM , ES , CHAOS , IAN C. FOR THE GRAPHICS, COR BLIMEY , HACKATARIMAN , TYRELL CORPORATION , DR BYTE , RATBOY , NINJA , NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION - TTC AND KAM FOR THE NEW STUFF , THE ELITE SQUAD , TIMBO , THE MEDWAY BOYS , AND DR. TYPO !!!      


#29
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WAS (NOT WAS) - LSD - IAN.C - BOB.M - RAMESH -


#30
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 PRESS 0 TO TOGGLE  50/60 Hz MODE.        NOW THE GREETINGS , TO THOSE  I KNOW AND THOSE WHOSE WORK I APPRECIATE . . . . .  IN NO SPECIAL ORDER . . HI TO TEX , THE REPLICANTS ,  BOSS , S.T.C.S , A-HA , XXX INTERNATIONAL , TCB , THE ELITE SQUAD ,  TTC , COR BLIMEY , NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION , HACKATARIMAN ,  APOLLO , IAN.C , DAN AND SIM , ALAN.W , KAM , 007 , FTB ,  THE GIGABYTE CREW , THE TNT CREW , LEVEL 16 , TSUNOO  AND THE TYRELL CORPORATION . . . . . .


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#32
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IF YOU HAVE DUFF FILES ON ANY OF OUR MENUS THEN WRITE TO WAS (NOT WAS) STATING WHAT SYSTEM SET UP YOU HAVE AND THE FAULT IN THE GAME AND SEND A DISK PLUS S.A.E TO: ... WAS (NOT WAS) , T.R.F SECTION , STRETFORD SORTING OFFICE , 1A LACY STREET , STRETFORD , MANCHESTER 32 , ENGLAND.    NOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING FOR! YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE GREETINGS !!! A BIG HI TO , IN NO SPECIAL ORDER - TEX - GREAT DEMOS , TNT-CREW - GREAT DEMOS , 007 , GIGABYTE CREW , STCS , BOSS , DELTA FORCE , RAMESH , BOB.M , XXX INTERNATIONAL - GREAT DEMO , THE REPLICANTS - NICE INTRO , HOFA , CSS , TCB , DMA , ZAPHOD , SRG , HOTLINE , SIRIUS , A-HA , FTB , HEXOGEN , JOJO , ACTARUS , THE LORD , BILLY OCTET , HOWDY , LEVEL 16 - NICE DEMOS , 6719 , DARYL , FLOTSAM , MAD MAX - GREAT MUSIC , SHOGUN , HCC , A-TEAM , ES , CHAOS , IAN C. FOR THE GRAPHICS, COR BLIMEY , HACKATARIMAN , TYRELL CORPORATION , DR BYTE , RATBOY , NINJA , NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION - TTC AND KAM FOR THE NEW STUFF , TIMBO , THE MEDWAY BOYS , AND DR. TYPO !!!


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IF YOU HAVE DUFF FILES ON ANY OF OUR MENUS THEN WRITE TO WAS (NOT WAS) STATING WHAT SYSTEM SET UP YOU HAVE AND THE FAULT IN THE GAME AND SEND A DISK PLUS S.A.E TO: ... WAS (NOT WAS) , T.R.F SECTION , STRETFORD SORTING OFFICE , 1A LACY STREET , STRETFORD , MANCHESTER 32 , ENGLAND.    NOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING FOR! YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE GREETINGS !!! A BIG HI TO , IN NO SPECIAL ORDER - TEX - GREAT DEMOS , TNT-CREW - GREAT DEMOS , 007 , GIGABYTE CREW , STCS , BOSS , DELTA FORCE , RAMESH , BOB.M , XXX INTERNATIONAL - GREAT DEMO , THE REPLICANTS - NICE INTRO , HOFA , CSS , TCB , DMA , ZAPHOD , SRG , HOTLINE , SIRIUS , A-HA , FTB , HEXOGEN , JOJO , ACTARUS , THE LORD , BILLY OCTET , HOWDY , LEVEL 16 - NICE DEMOS , 6719 , DARYL , FLOTSAM , MAD MAX - GREAT MUSIC , SHOGUN , HCC , A-TEAM , ES , CHAOS , IAN C. FOR THE GRAPHICS, COR BLIMEY , HACKATARIMAN , TYRELL CORPORATION , DR BYTE , RATBOY , NINJA , NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION - TTC AND KAM FOR THE NEW STUFF , TIMBO , THE MEDWAY BOYS , AND DR. TYPO !!!


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------------------ AUTOMATION CD 33 VERSION 2.0 ------------------ RUNS ON STE 100 PERCENT ------------------    YES, AS YOU CAN SEE ANOTHER RE-ISSUE FROM THE GRAVE....   THANKS GO TO VAPOUR FOR REPACKING ALL THESE TITLES, AND FOR MAKING PREDATOR WORK ON THE STE (IT DIDN'T BEFORE!)    VAPOUR ALSO REPACKED ALL THE TITLES ON CD 1, AND WAS A BIT ANNOYED WHEN I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT ON THE SCROLLER, SO TO ALL OUT THERE, VAPOUR IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL EXCEPT WCFM ON CD 1, SO ANY FAULTS.......   BLAME VAPOUR!   ONLY JOKING VAPOUR, GREAT WORK YET AGAIN!  (THE GUYS A HACKAHOLIC!)      WHAT NOW....    ERR...   OH, YES...  THERE ARE NO NEW AUTOMATION CD MENUS COMING, BUT WHY BOTHER WHEN THE LAST REMAINING MEMBERS (VAPOUR AND LAW) ARE REPACKING ALL THE OLD UNS...   RECONCILIATION LOOKS IMPOSSIBLE AFTER THE WAY WE SPLIT UP....    THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM THE UNION DEMO COPY SCREEN BY THE MIGHTY CLOG AND WAS RIPPED FROM A MEDWAY BOY MENU BY THE LAW....    THE VOLUME BARS WERE RIPPED FROM THE SOURCE CODE FOR CD 292, BUT AS I WROTE THAT MENU I SUPPOSE I WAS STEALING FROM ME AND IT DOESN'T MATTER!    OOOPS, NEARLY FORGOT THE COMPULSORY BIT.....    POMPEY PIRATES ARE DICKHEADS.....    WE      --H--A--T--E--      --Y--O--U--      --A--L--I--E--N--     DAMION WAS KILLED IN THE LAST OMEN FILM, AND THE ALIEN WAS SHOT OUT INTO SPACE AT THE END OF THAT FILM....    YOUR FUTURE IF YOU MEET US LOOKS LESS PROMISSING....   (THAT WAS A WARNING, DICKHEAD)      WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE POMPEY PACKER AND A BUCKET OF CRAP?            THE BUCKET!      HOW MANY POMPEY PIRATES DOES IT TAKE TO FLIP A DISK ONTO THE B-SIDE AND NOT ATTEMPT A DMA FILE LOADER?       ONE, THE DICKHEAD KNOWN AS AL(AME)IEN.....     NOMINATIONS FOR TURDS OF THE YEAR ARE....     1) THE POMPEY PIRATES FOR TELLING THE REPLICANTS THAT DEREK MD IS AN EMPIRE SPY....    2) THE POMPEY PIRATES FOR THREATENING TO BEAT UP ANDY THE ARFLING FOR NOT GIVING OUT MOBS TEL. NUMBER.....    3) THE POMPEY PIRATES FOR PRODUCING 40 ODD CRAP MENUS IN A ROW WITH INEFFICIENT PACKING AND DATA FLIPPING TO SIDE B AND THEN PRODUCING FAKE AUTOMATION MENUS TO TRY TO PUT PEOPLE OFF US.....    4) THE POMPEY PIRATES (ALIEN DEPT) FOR THE BIGGEST EGO TRIP EVER.....    5) THE POMPEY PIRATES (ALIEN DEPT) FOR BEING THE MOST RACIST DICKHEAD IN THE WORLD.....        .....AND THE WINNER IS....      NONE OF THE ABOVE...  THE POMPEY'S HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE ---L--O--O--S--E--R--S---      TIME FOR THE WRAP GUYS....   PS. IF ALOON WANTS TO KNOW WHO TO SLAG FOR THIS IT IS LAW, BUT I FEEL I AM JUSTIFIED TO SAY THESE THINGS, LOOSERS!    (WHY DO YOU WANT CLOG TO WRITE MENUS FOR YOU, CAN'T YOU DO IT YOURSELF?)      


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IF YOU HAVE DUFF FILES ON ANY OF OUR MENUS THEN WRITE TO WAS (NOT WAS) STATING WHAT SYSTEM SET UP YOU HAVE AND THE FAULT IN THE GAME AND SEND A DISK PLUS S.A.E TO: ... WAS (NOT WAS) , T.R.F SECTION , STRETFORD SORTING OFFICE , 1A LACY STREET , STRETFORD , MANCHESTER 32 , ENGLAND.    NOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING FOR! YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE GREETINGS !!! A BIG HI TO , IN NO SPECIAL ORDER - TEX - GREAT DEMOS , TNT-CREW - GREAT DEMOS , 007 , GIGABYTE CREW , STCS , BOSS , DELTA FORCE , RAMESH , BOB.M , XXX INTERNATIONAL - GREAT DEMO , THE REPLICANTS - NICE INTRO , HOFA , CSS , TCB , DMA , ZAPHOD , SRG , HOTLINE , SIRIUS , A-HA , FTB , HEXOGEN , JOJO , ACTARUS , THE LORD , BILLY OCTET , HOWDY , LEVEL 16 - NICE DEMOS , 6719 , DARYL , FLOTSAM , MAD MAX - GREAT MUSIC , SHOGUN , HCC , A-TEAM , ES , CHAOS , IAN C. FOR THE GRAPHICS, COR BLIMEY , HACKATARIMAN , TYRELL CORPORATION , DR BYTE , RATBOY , NINJA , NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION - TTC AND KAM FOR THE NEW STUFF , TIMBO , THE MEDWAY BOYS , AND DR. TYPO !!!


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HEY OZZ!  WHY DO I GET THE BIG ONES?.....    IF YOU HAVE DUFF FILES ON ANY OF OUR MENUS THEN WRITE TO WAS (NOT WAS) STATING WHAT SYSTEM SET UP YOU HAVE AND THE FAULT IN THE GAME AND SEND A DISK PLUS S.A.E TO: ... WAS (NOT WAS) , T.R.F SECTION , STRETFORD SORTING OFFICE , 1A LACY STREET , STRETFORD , MANCHESTER 32 , ENGLAND.    NOW WHAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING FOR! YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT, THE GREETINGS !!! A BIG HI TO , IN NO SPECIAL ORDER - TEX - GREAT DEMOS , TNT-CREW - GREAT DEMOS , 007 , GIGABYTE CREW , STCS , BOSS , DELTA FORCE , RAMESH , BOB.M , XXX INTERNATIONAL - GREAT DEMO , THE REPLICANTS - NICE INTRO , HOFA , CSS , TCB , DMA , ZAPHOD , SRG , HOTLINE , SIRIUS , A-HA , FTB , HEXOGEN , JOJO , ACTARUS , THE LORD , BILLY OCTET , HOWDY , LEVEL 16 - NICE DEMOS , 6719 , DARYL , FLOTSAM , MAD MAX - GREAT MUSIC , SHOGUN , HCC , A-TEAM , ES , CHAOS , IAN C. FOR THE GRAPHICS, COR BLIMEY , HACKATARIMAN , TYRELL CORPORATION , DR BYTE , RATBOY , NINJA , NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION - TTC AND KAM FOR THE NEW STUFF , TIMBO , THE MEDWAY BOYS , AND DR. TYPO !!!


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GREETINGS GO TO IAN C FOR DOING MOST OF THE GRAPHICS USED IN THE MENUS - BOB M FOR HIS CONTRIBUTIONS SO FAR - RAMESH FOR USING HIS MACHINE TO COMPACT SOME FILES FOR ME EVEN THOUGH HE CAN PLAY ON HIS AMIGA WHILE THE ST CRUNCHES AWAY - TEX - STCS - BOSS - GIGABYTE CREW - NEIL OF COR BLIMEY - KAM - THE UNTOUCHABLES - XXX INTERNATIONAL - THE REPLICANTS - THE MENACING CRACKING ALLIANCE - A-HA - HOFA - SHARAZ JEK - STEVE OF NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION - THE ELITE SQUAD - RADICAL SYSTEMS - 777-TEAM FINLAND - TTC . . . . . TO THOSE OF YOU WITH HALF MEG DRIVES ... ARE YOU FOR REAL?          


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GREETINGS GO TO IAN C FOR DOING MOST OF THE GRAPHICS USED IN THE MENUS - BOB M FOR HIS CONTRIBUTIONS SO FAR - RAMESH FOR USING HIS MACHINE TO COMPACT SOME FILES FOR ME EVEN THOUGH HE CAN PLAY ON HIS AMIGA WHILE THE ST CRUNCHES AWAY - TEX - STCS - BOSS - GIGABYTE CREW - NEIL OF COR BLIMEY - KAM - THE UNTOUCHABLES - XXX INTERNATIONAL - THE REPLICANTS - THE MENACING CRACKING ALLIANCE - A-HA - HOFA - SHARAZ JEK - STEVE OF NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION - THE ELITE SQUAD - RADICAL SYSTEMS - 777-TEAM FINLAND - TTC . . . . . TO THOSE OF YOU WITH HALF MEG DRIVES ... ARE YOU FOR REAL?          

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Reply #6 - 22.12.08 at 16:32:43
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GREETINGS GO TO IAN C FOR DOING MOST OF THE GRAPHICS USED IN THE MENUS - BOB M FOR HIS CONTRIBUTIONS SO FAR - RAMESH FOR USING HIS MACHINE TO COMPACT SOME FILES FOR ME EVEN THOUGH HE CAN PLAY ON HIS AMIGA WHILE THE ST CRUNCHES AWAY - TEX - STCS - BOSS - GIGABYTE CREW - NEIL OF COR BLIMEY - KAM - THE UNTOUCHABLES - XXX INTERNATIONAL - THE REPLICANTS - THE MENACING CRACKING ALLIANCE - A-HA - HOFA - SHARAZ JEK - STEVE OF NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION - THE ELITE SQUAD - RADICAL SYSTEMS - 777-TEAM FINLAND - TTC . . . . . TO THOSE OF YOU WITH HALF MEG DRIVES ... ARE YOU FOR REAL?         


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GREETINGS GO TO IAN C FOR DOING MOST OF THE GRAPHICS USED IN THE MENUS - BOB M FOR HIS CONTRIBUTIONS SO FAR - RAMESH FOR USING HIS MACHINE TO COMPACT SOME FILES FOR ME EVEN THOUGH HE CAN PLAY ON HIS AMIGA WHILE THE ST CRUNCHES AWAY - TEX - STCS - BOSS - GIGABYTE CREW - NEIL OF COR BLIMEY - KAM - THE UNTOUCHABLES - XXX INTERNATIONAL - THE REPLICANTS - THE MENACING CRACKING ALLIANCE - A-HA - HOFA - SHARAZ JEK - LEVEL 16 - TNT CREW - 007 - ZAPHOD - THE FOG - A-TEAM - SHOGUN - CHAOS - HOTLINE - TIMBO - THE MEDWAY BOYS - TSUNOO - BLUE ADEPT - SIRIUS - SOFT RUNNER GROUP - THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY - STEVE OF NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION - THE ELITE SQUAD - RADICAL SYSTEMS - 777-TEAM FINLAND - TTC . . . . . TO THOSE OF YOU WITH HALF MEG DRIVES ... ARE YOU FOR REAL? I CAN UNDERSTAND SOMEONE WITH A HALF MEG OF RAM BUT NOT A HALF MEG DRIVE. TO THOSE OF YOU WITH HALF MEG MACHINES . . . COMPACTED ONE MEG FILES AS OPPOSED TO ONE FULL BOOT DISK VERSIONS ALSO SAVE ON DISK SPACE SO GO AND BUY AN UPGRADE A.S.A.P. . . . . .            


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THUNDER BLADE IS A ONE MEG FILE . . . . . .             GREETINGS GO TO IAN C FOR DOING MOST OF THE GRAPHICS USED IN THE MENUS - BOB M FOR HIS CONTRIBUTIONS SO FAR - RAMESH FOR USING HIS MACHINE TO COMPACT SOME FILES FOR ME EVEN THOUGH HE CAN PLAY ON HIS AMIGA WHILE THE ST CRUNCHES AWAY - TEX - STCS - BOSS - GIGABYTE CREW - NEIL OF COR BLIMEY - KAM - THE UNTOUCHABLES - XXX INTERNATIONAL - THE REPLICANTS - THE MENACING CRACKING ALLIANCE - A-HA - HOFA - SHARAZ JEK - LEVEL 16 - TNT CREW - 007 - ZAPHOD - THE FOG - A-TEAM - SHOGUN - CHAOS - HOTLINE - TIMBO - THE MEDWAY BOYS - TSUNOO - BLUE ADEPT - SIRIUS - SOFT RUNNER GROUP - THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY - STEVE OF NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION - THE ELITE SQUAD - RADICAL SYSTEMS - 777-TEAM FINLAND - TTC . . . . . TO THOSE OF YOU WITH HALF MEG DRIVES ... ARE YOU FOR REAL? . . . . . SOME GOODIES COMING YOUR WAY WHEN WE FIND OTHER FILES TO FILL UP THE DISKS INCLUDE DESOLATOR 349000 K FILE - DOUBLE DRAGON 537000 K FILE - ALMOST READY ..... MENACE AND R-TYPE ONE MEG FILE VERSIONS.      A MESSAGE TO THE AUTHOR OF BAAL . . . WHAT'S THIS YOU'RE SAYING THAT NO ONE WILL CRACK YOUR GAME? WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP ! . . . . . . . . . BAAL IS NEXT !!!!!!!!                


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PLEASE READ THIS SCROLL . . . . . .             GET AN UPGRADE . . . . . .        PLEASE DO NOT SEND ANY DISKS TO THE ADDRESS GIVEN IN THE PREVIOUS MENUS AS I WILL BE LEAVING THE POST OFFICE SHORTLY ! . . . . .       WHERE IS THE COMPETITION? . . . . PAMPUK! HA! MAKES EVERYTHING SINGLE PART BUT YOU NEED ONE MEG OF MEMORY AND USES HAPPY COMPACTION . . . . PLEASE MAKE A BREW WHILE I UNCOMPACT . . . .  GREETINGS GO TO IAN C FOR DOING MOST OF THE GRAPHICS USED IN THE MENUS - BOB M FOR HIS CONTRIBUTIONS SO FAR - RAMESH FOR USING HIS MACHINE TO COMPACT SOME FILES FOR ME EVEN THOUGH HE CAN PLAY ON HIS AMIGA WHILE THE ST CRUNCHES AWAY - TEX - STCS - BOSS - NEIL OF COR BLIMEY - KAM - THE UNTOUCHABLES - XXX INTERNATIONAL - THE REPLICANTS - A-HA - SHARAZ JEK - TNT CREW - 007 - THE FOG - THE MEDWAY BOYS - TSUNOO - THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY - STEVE OF NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION - THE ELITE SQUAD - RADICAL SYSTEMS - 777-TEAM FINLAND - TTC . . . . .


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   LUCKY YOU, YOU'VE GOT ENOUGH RAM TO PLAY THESE TWO GREAT GAMES (BOTH ARE SINGLE PART 1MB+ VERSIONS).  PLEASE NOTE:   MENACE SAVES SCORES TO TRACK 0 SECTOR 6.     HIT  '0'  TO TOGGLE  50/60 hz.        SORRY!! IT SEEMS THAT YOUR ST HAS ONLY 512K RAM AVAILABLE, WHICH UNFORTUNATELY IS NOT ENOUGH TO RUN THE TWO GAMES ON THIS DISK (R-TYPE & MENACE). HOWEVER, YOU CAN STILL READ THE SCROLL, ADMIRE THE PICTURE AND LISTEN TO THE MUSIC, IT MAY NOT BE AS GOOD, BUT IT'S ALL YOUR GETTIN'       ON WITH THE NORMAL SCROLL  ---->>>>>>          LATER IN THIS SCROLL, WE WILL TELL YOU WHAT WE THINK OF 'HACKERS', GIVE YOU TIPS ON HOW TO WRITE YOUR OWN PACKER ('CAUSE YOU SURE AS HELL AINT GETTIN' OURS!!), AND OF COURSE HAVE THE ALL IMPORTANT GREETINGS, BUT FIRST SOME NEWS...........       OK, OZZ HERE AND THE FIRST NEWS IS NOT SO GOOD, BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS, THERE WILL BE ONLY THREE PEOPLE LEFT IN L.S.D.  THE FOURTH HAS BEEN FOUND TO BE UNRELIABLE FAR TOO OFTEN, HAS GOT HIMSELF INTO SERIOUS DEBT WITH FRIENDS OF THE GROUP, PROVED UNWILLING TO SHARE THE EXPENSES OF OUR SOCIAL MEETINGS AND IN GENERAL HAS NOT BEEN AN ACTIVE PARTICIPENT IN THE CRACKING/PACKING OR SWAPPING, WHICH IS (LET'S FACE IT,) WHAT THE GROUP IS ALL ABOUT.  THIS FOURTH MEMBER IS (AS SOME OF YOU WILL HAVE GUESSED NOW,) NEIL.L. SORRY NEIL, YOU MAY HAVE BEEN USEFUL AS A DRIVER, BUT WE NEED A BIT MORE FROM OUR MEMBERS.          ONTO A HAPPIER NOTE,  IT'S GOOD TO SEE THAT THE MENUS ARE GOING DOWN WELL WITH EVERYONE.  I HOPE YOU LIKE THE CUTE GRAPHIX (DONE BY MARL) IN THIS ONE.     IT'S DISSAPOINTING TO SEE THAT THE GAUNTLET THROWN DOWN BY US STILL HASN'T BEEN TAKEN UP SERIOUSLY BY ANYONE, IS THE 'PAMPUK' SYSTEM THE ONLY COMPETITION AROUND,  IF SO THEN IT CERTAINLY IS A ONE HORSE RACE (THE HAPPY PACKER ONLY COUNTS AS A MULE  HE HE!)   COME ON 'S.T.C.S' WE KNOW 'PAMPUK' IS HELD TOGETHER WITH 'HAPPY' ROUTINES.  I'M SURE YOU CAN DO BETTER, AND THE REST OF YOU 'HACKERS' SHOULD STOP WRITING, ASKING FOR OUR PACKER. GO DEVELOP ONE OF YOUR OWN.  AND WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT, YOU GUYS REALLY SHOULD LEAVE 'RAID' ALONE AND GET INTO SOME SERIOUS UTILS LIKE DEVPAC 2, MUCH EASIER TO 'CRACK' WITH.     IN THE WORD OF OLD 'WAS' HIMSELF....     'CRACKING THE GAMES IS EASY, COMPACTING THEM INTO A SESIBLE FORM TAKES A LOT MORE TIME AND SKILL'.   AND HE SHOULD KNOW, HE SPENDS ENOUGH TIME AT IT (OO'ER).  ANYONE WHO'S WROTE AN INTRO CAN WRITE A PACKER, TAKE IT FROM US, THEY'RE NOT AS COMPLICATED AS YOU FIRST THINK.  START SIMPLE AND BUILD ON THE IDEA AS YOU GO ON.  HERE'S A CLUE TO START YOU OFF 'THERE ARE ONLY 256 DIFFERENT PERMUTATIONS OF THE COMMON 'BYTE', AND 63356 PERMUTATIONS OF THE 'WORD', SOME OF THESE PERMUTATIONS MUST OCCUR MORE THAN ONCE, SO LOOK FOR THE LARGEST QUANTITIES OF THE SMALLEST UNIT (BYTE)'.   EASY EH!   IF YOU STILL HAVEN'T GOT IT YET HERE'S ONE OF MARLS HEAVY ANALAGIES    'IF YOU TOOK 100 COINS OF MIXED DENOMINATIONS AND STACKED THEM  INTO PILES, YOU WOULDN'T MAKE 100 PILES OF ONE COIN EACH, YOU WOULD FIND A WAY TO GROUP THEM!!'   REMEMBER YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT TO A PROGRAM TO STORE IT ON DISK, AS LONG AS YOU PUT IT BACK THE WAY IT WAS WHEN YOU LOAD IT INTO MEMORY!.     END OF LECTURE.   OK HERE ARE A FEW GREETINGS TO PEOPLE WE THINK DESERVE IT:-         CLIMAX, SPECIAL FX, A-HA, SERVO, THE ELITE SQUAD, THE POWERS THAT BE,  AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, ROB'S BLACK AND WHITE CAT!!!!  AND REMEMBER, ANY PROBLEMS WITH OUR COMPACTIONS (THAT WEREN'T IN THE ORIGINAL GAME) AND LET US KNOW, WE'LL PUT IT RIGHT STRAIGHT AWAY!        RIGHT,                    THATS ALL FOLKS                                                  COME ON GUYS, THAT REALLY WAS THE END.                                           YOU ARE BEING AWKWARD NOW                                           STILL THERE?                                           STATUS                                                             CRASH LANDED ON TARG                                                  <<<--- WHAT????                                                    RIGHT THATS IT, CLEAR OFF THE LOT OF YOU                               GO ON SCRAM!!                                                                                       OK THEN YOU ASKED FOR IT, WE'LL START AGAIN...........            


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          HI THERE-     +ώύύWHOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-ύύώύ   FROM MENU 51 WE SHALL BE KNOWN AS     AUTOMATION     + AUTOMATION CONSIST OF LSD < OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL > MARL AND REBEL WORKING MOSTLY ON THE AMIGA , OZZWALD - HACKING , PACKING AND CODING MOSTLY ON THE ST . . . WAS <NOT WAS> - HACKING , PACKING AND CODING ON THE ST . . . SHARAZ JEK <OUR AUSTRALIAN RECRUIT> HACKER AND PACKER . . . IAN C ON GRAFIX AND BOB M ON PACKING.ύNOW FOR SOME NEWS: +ύώύ FEATURING ON MENU 50 WILL BE A LIST OF OUR BUILT IN CHEATS PLUS ANY OTHERS WE KNOW OF. ύYEAH RIGHT-     +ώύ FEATURING ON MENU 50 WILL BE A LIST OF OUR BUILT IN CHEATS PLUS ANY OTHERS WE KNOW OF.ύMENU 51 WILL BE DEDICATED TO OUR NEW MEMBER SHARAZ JEK AND WILL FEATURE COMPACTIONS MOSTLY BY HIM.SINCE MENU 50 WILL BE A MILESTONE FOR US WE WILL USE OUR GROUP NAME AUTOMATION FROM 51 ONWARDS. RIGHT- NOW FOLLOWS A LIST OF COMPACTIONS ALREADY DONE AND AWAITING SOME STUNNING GRAPHICS FROM IAN. FROM WAS <NOT WAS> YOU HAVE CRAZY CARS II , HADES NEBULA , SKYRIDER , LIVINGSTONE I PRESUME , THE BERMUDA PROJECT , QUESTION OF SPORT AND BAAL . . . MESSAGE TO THE AUTHOR OF BAAL . . . YES , I CRACKED YOUR PROTECTION- I WAS TOLD THAT YOU SAID NO ONE WOULD HACK IT. WELL , I HAVE A NAME FOR YOUR PROTECTION . . . IT IS CALLED <VIRTUALLY NON EXISTANT>. MAYBE YOU SHOULD LET ME PROTECT YOUR GAMES IN FUTURE . . . . OK , BACK TO THE MAIN TOPIC-   FROM L.S.D. MARBLE MADNESS , PYRAMINO , BATMAN , ADVANCED RUGBY SIMULATOR , CAPTAIN FIZZ , AND TRACKSUIT MANAGER . . .  FROM SHARAZ JEK  TAU CETI , STARGLIDER ONE , IMPACT , PROHIBITION AND PETER BEARDSLEY SOCCER . . . . AND NOT TO MENTION  , ANOTHER COUPLE OF BOB SPECIALS . . . BREAKANOID , CARDS AND DAME- . . . . . NOW , NEWS AND MORE NEWS . . . . NEVER MIND PASSING KENNEDY APPROACH ON TO ME OZZWALD-  GET IT DONE CHICKEN-      CLUCK , CLUCK , CLUCK-     THIS PART OF THE SCROLL WAS RESERVED FOR BIRDY INSULT TIME BUT WE HAVE RUN OUT OF NAMES TO CALL HIM.ύIMPORTANT MESSAGE . . . PLEASE SEND NO MORE DISKS TO ME , THAT IS , WAS <NOT WAS> UNTIL I SET UP A BOX NUMBER BECAUSE I HAVE FIVE MORE WEEKS OF POST OFFICE SERVICE REMAINING BEFORE MY BUTT IS KICKED OUT ONTO THE STREET FOR NOT PHONING IN SICK TWICE IN FOUR YEARS- JUST FOR THE RECORD THE POST OFFICE CAN SHOVE ITS 4.00 AM START ,  THEIR UNROADWORTHY SHERPAS WITH DODGY STEERING , PIECES HANGING OFF , MEGA AMOUNTS OF DINTS <POST OFFICE IMAGE> AND THE QUALITY OF SERVICE THEY TELL YOU ABOUT WHICH IS BASICALLY A LOAD OF CRAP-   WHY DO THEY ALWAYS DISPLAY BRAND SPANKING NEW VANS ON TV WHEN THE WHOLE OF OUR FLEET ARE NOTHING BUT UTTER WRECKS? . . . . IF ANYONEONE IN POST OFFICE SERVICE IS READING THIS THEN LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE EVER HAD A LETTER FROM THE PERSONNEL BRANCH WHICH DOES NOT HAVE <DISIPLINARY ACTION> SOMEWHERE ON IT.ύHEY OZZ- WHAT DOES SESIBLE MEAN? . . . ύBEST ASK MARL ABOUT THAT ONE HUH-ύAND NOW . . . ύTORTURE TIME-ύAAAAARRGHHHHH TO TEX , GIGABYTE CREW , MCA , A HA , KAM , TCB , THE UNTOUCHABLES , TNT CREW , 777 TEAM FINLAND , NEIL OF COR BLIMEY , THE REPLICANTS . . . . . . ύOK-        +WHEN PROMPTED SWITCH OFF YOUR MONITOR FOR A PSYCHEDELIC DISPLAY  . . .ύSWITCH OFF NOW   


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   <<<< WEEEEE <<<<  HERE WE ARE AGAIN.....           CONGRATULATIONS GO TO FINAL FOR HIS FIRST HACK:-   'TRACKSUIT MANAGER', WE HOPE THIS IS THE START OF SOMETHING BIG (OOER).   A MESSAGE TO ALL OUR FANS, ONLY 2 MORE L.S.D. DISKS TO GO, YES, DISK 50 WILL BE OUR LAST.  HOW WILL YOU EVER MANAGE WITHOUT LSD COMPILATION DISKS?     WHAT WILL WE BE DOING NOW?     WHY IS DISK 50 THE LAST ONE?       FOR THE ANSWER TO THESE AND MANY MORE QUESTIONS, CHECK OUT DISKS 49 AND 50.     HOW MANY OF OUR 50 DISKS WILL YOU HAVE WHEN WE HAVE DONE?   A WORTHWHILE SET FOR EVERYONE BETTER THAN COLLECTING STAMPS.                     TRANSCONTINENTAL GREETINGS GO TO OUR NEW FRIENDS IN AUSTRALIA (G'DAY COBBERS, PASS THE XXXX).           WE HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL AT THE ARCADE SHOW IN FEBRUARY, HUNDREDS OF UP TO THE MINUTE ARCADE MACHINES, TOP OF THE RANGE CABINETS, ALL FREEEEE    JUST TROT ALONG TO BLACKPOOL, OF COURSE YOUR BIGGEST PROBLEM IS HOW TO GET IN, AS IT'S A TRADE ONLY DO (BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW HACKIN' WAS A TRADE DID YOU?).                    COMING SOON:-        (MAYBE!)      BAAL, BATMAN, CRAZY CARS II, KENNEDY APPROACH, BARBARIAN II, PURPLE SATURN DAY, GHOSTS & GOBLINS, WIERD DREAMS AND L.E.D. STORM,      ALL WE HAVE TO DO NOW IS FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET ALL THESE ONTO OUR LAST 2 DISKS,  WHICH ONES WILL COME ON WHICH DISK?    PLACE YOUR BETS NOW!!!!                        HERE'S A RAVE FROM THE GRAVE, A MESSAGE FROM DAYS GONE BY:-               'BEWARE OF KEVIN FROM WAKEFIELD'   AND HERE'S A COUPLE OF NEW ONES:-                'YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL WITH ABC MAN' (AKA UNCLE PERVO),          'BUY AN AMIGA NOW'             'THX-1138 IS A COMPLETE PLEB'  (WHO IS DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO MEETING HIS MAKER (MECHANO))                 'IT IS, WE ARE, NEIL.L IS NOT!!!'               !!TSENOH YZARC TON M'I                 THAT'S ALL FOR THIS WEEK,   TUNE IN NEXT WEEK...  SAME TIME, SAME CHANNEL!!                                                                           NA NE NA NA    NA NE NA NA    NA NE NA NA    NA NE NA NA            YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENTER THE TWILIGHT ZONE                                                     MESSAGE TO COMPUTER WIZ KIDS (GET A PEN READY):-              5           4         3          2           1          $49  $46  $20  $59  $4F  $55  $27  $52  $45  $20  $41  $53  $20  $53  $4D  $41  $52  $54  $20  $41  $53  $20  $59  $4F  $55  $20  $54  $48  $49  $4E  $4B  $20  $59  $4F  $55  $20  $41  $52  $45  $2C  $20  $57  $48  $59  $20  $41  $52  $45  $20  $59  $4F  $55  $20  $44  $45  $43  $4F  $44  $49  $4E  $47  $20  $54  $48  $49  $53  $20  $49  $4E  $53  $54  $45  $41  $44  $20  $4F  $46  $20  $43  $52  $41  $43  $4B  $49  $4E  $47  $20  $50  $52  $4F  $54  $45  $43  $54  $49  $4F  $4E  $20  $53  $59  $53  $54  $45  $4D  $53  $20  $28  $48  $45  $20  $48  $45  $29  $2E                           AND IF YOU CAN READ THAT, YOU SHOULDN'T BE!!!!         BYE....          MARL               LSD                                                                       >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SCROLL RESTART IMMINENT >>>>>>>>>>>>>>                        THE PASSWORD IS:-              'A WET FISH ON A PINK BATH MAT'                        MIKE XMW HATES THE S.T.    THAT'S WHY HE'S GETTIN' ONE!                             HOW'S THE SOUP GUMMO                     O<--<   STICK MAN SUNBATHING!!!          +-----====   KEVIN SUNBATHING                         !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                                                      


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   ----->     WELCOME TO DISK 50  -  THE FINAL ONE!          FIRST AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO ALL ST HACKERS AND SWAPPERS  -  BEWARE OF A.B.C.MAN (AKA UNCLE PERVO)  -  FOR THIS MAN HAS BEEN SHOWN TO BE EXTREMELY DODGY TO DEAL WITH, BE WARNED!!      ONTO CHEERIER THINGS, FIRST OF ALL WE MUST SAY A BIG HELLO TO OUR NEW FRIENDS IN AUSTRALIA - PIRASOFT/ACU, HOWS IT GOING GUYS?    ALSO HI TO  SERVO(WOT NO LIGGIE), SCS , SPECIAL FX, THE ELITE SQUAD, POWERS THAT BE       A FEW MENTIONS TO OTHER COMPACTION PEOPLE    SHARAZ JEK(NOW TEAMING UP WITH US),   THE UN-NAMABLES(YOU'RE GETTING THERE BOYS, SHAME ABOUT THE DODGY FORMATS) AND THE MEDWAY BOYS       OTHER ASSORTED HELLO'S MUST GO TO   TEX, SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY, THE ANGELS OF MERCY AND ALL AT THE SWINTON CLUB                WELL WE HAVE MADE IT TO DISK 50, A LOT OF PEOPLE DID NOT THINK WE WOULD MAKE IT, WE WERE NOT SO SURE AT TIMES.    FROM DISK 51 WE WILL BE KNOWN AS 'AUTOMATION'.    WHY,  BECAUSE WE ARE EXPANDING AND CHANGING THE WAY THAT WE WORK.   'AUTOMATION' WILL BE MADE UP OF WAS(NOT WAS), L.S.D., SHARAZ JEK, BOB.M, IAN.C AND WHEN HE IS NOT MOANING ABOUT MAKING ANOTHER CUP OF COFFEE  RAMEESH!       GOSH WHAT A MOUTHFUL.          AS YOU KNOW BY NOW WAS(NOT WAS) HAS STOPPED WORKING FOR THE POST OFFICE, HE HAS GIVEN ALL THE MAIL HE HAD 'STORED' IN HIS CUPBOARD BACK AND HAD THE BLACK AND WHITE CAT SHOT!           MEOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!             BANG!                WHAT THIS MEANS IS DO NOT SEND ANYTHING TO THE ADDRESS GIVEN IN EARLIER MENU,S.             OH, BY THE WAY 'WAS' WHAT DOES 'ANYONEONE' MEAN?         YOU CAN'T BLAME MARL FOR THAT ONE, AT LEAST I ONLY MISSED ONE LETTER, YOU SEEM TO HAVE DOUBLE VISION, LET RAMEESH TAKE CONTROL!                         ANY WAY WATCH THIS SPACE FOR MORE INTERESTING WORDS AND ALL NEW SPELLING MYSTEAKS.        < ---- IS THIS GUY FOR REAL OR WHAT?           SOMETHING I HAVE JUST RECEIVED IS A LETTER FROM SOMEBODY WHO ABC MAN HAS RIPPED OFF, WELL WHAT A SUPRISE, ONLY THE FIFTH THIS WEEK!                 MUST GO,    SEE YA ALL AT THE ARCADE SHOW  22/2/89, TODAYS DATE IS  10/2/89, HOPE YOU HAVE ALL GOT YOUR TICKETS??                                                              YOU AGAIN, EH?                                                    GOOD HERE INNIT?                                                               BY THE WAY DID YOU DECODE THE HEX MESSAGE ON MENU 48         IF NOT WHY NOT, YOU DIDN'T?          OK THEN HERE IT IS AGAIN                $49  $46  $20  $59  $4F  $55  $27  $52  $45  $20  $41  $53  $20  $53  $4D  $41  $52  $54  $20  $41  $53  $20  $59  $4F  $55  $20  $54  $48  $49  $4E  $4B  $20  $59  $4F  $55  $20  $41  $52  $45  $2C  $20  $57  $48  $59  $20  $41  $52  $45  $20  $59  $4F  $55  $20  $44  $45  $43  $4F  $44  $49  $4E  $47  $20  $54  $48  $49  $53  $20  $49  $4E  $53  $54  $45  $41  $44  $20  $4F  $46  $20  $43  $52  $41  $43  $4B  $49  $4E  $47  $20  $50  $52  $4F  $54  $45  $43  $54  $49  $4F  $4E  $20  $53  $59  $53  $54  $45  $4D  $53  $20  $28  $48  $45  $20  $48  $45  $29  $2E                                     WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THAT THEN                               TEXT BY OZZ, HEX BY MARL, PHONEBILL BY WAS(NOT WAS), COFFEE BY RAMEESH, DISK NICKED BY NEIL.L, BULLSHIT BY ABC MAN, UGLINESS BY NEILBULUS, SOUP EATEN BY GUMMO.                  A MESSAGE FROM REBEL   -   WHAT KIND OF A GINGER HAIRED NIGGER IS THAT THEN?                           TO GET TO LEVEL 5 TYPE 'GONZO' ON THE HIGH SCORE TABLE!                                                   FUTURE PREDICTION TIME  -  ON DISK 1000 WE WILL HAVE DALEY THOMPSONS PENSION DAY, ANOTHER GAME THAT LOOKS LIKE XENON FROM THE BITMAP BROTHERS, ANOTHER STEVE BAK GAME WITH NAFF JOYSTICK ROUTINES, NEWS AT TEN(LICENSED BY US GOLD), MORE PARADOX(SOFTWARE HORIZONS) PAP, YET ANOTHER UNCRACKABLE PSYGNOSIS GAME('NOT ANOTHER ONE').                                                 OH,WELL TIME TO START AGAIN ----- >                        


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THIS IS DISK 51   -   ISSUE 2                 EH!!!         YES INDEED WE DECIDED TO REISSUE THIS DISK, WHY?         WELL WITH OUR NEW PACKER WE CAN CRAM EVEN MORE ONTO A DISK    SO YOU NOW HAVE 2 OTHER GAMES AS WELL AS THE FIRST FOUR (NOTE... PETER BEARDSLEY FOOTBALL IS NOW 100 PERCENT!)         SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS COPY THIS OVER YOUR OLD 51, NOT ONLY DO WE PACK MORE STUFF THAN ANY ONE ELSE, BUT WE MAINTAIN OUR COLLECTION, BOTH FIXING FAULTS AND GETTING EVEN MORE ONTO A DISK                 WELL, I SUPPOSE YOU ARE ALL WAITING FOR OUR 'BORING REALLY' GREETINGS                THIS TIME TO      HAL (WHERE'S BATMAN?), THE PRESIDENT(HOT SWAPS!), REPLICANTS(ACE HACKS), MCA(NICE HACKS), BBC(NICE 1 MEG FILES), KEN + MAC-MAN, SERVO, TURNIP AND ALL IN LEEDS!!!                          HERE WE GO AGAIN


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---->     WELCOME TO DISK 52  -  AUTOMATION DISK 2!           WELL HERE WE ARE AGAIN, THIS IS RAPIDLY BECOMING A VERY COMMON OCCURENCE!          BUT, ANYWAY ON WITH THE SCROLL.        ONLY TWO GAMES ON THIS DISK BUT CONSIDERING THAT ZANY GOLF IS ONE OF THEM, I DO NOT THINK THAT IT IS TOO BAD.         WELL THIS DISK WAS RELEASED AT THE SWINTON CLUB ON THE 16/2/89 BY THE ONE AND ONLY AUTOMATION!!!!!!!!!                  WE MUST SAY HI TO  SERVO(WOT NO LIGGIE), PIRASOFT/ACU, CLIMAX, SPECIAL FX, THE ELITE SQUAD, FINAL, TINMAN, A-HA, ASTRONUT, W.A.C.C., THE UN-NAMABLES AND ALL OUR OTHER FRIENDS AND CONTACTS!                 NOW A FEW IMPORTANT NOTES TO REMEMBER       1. BEWARE OF A.B.C.MAN OR HE WILL RIP YOU OFF       2. IF YOU WANT TO GET INTO IT, YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF IT          3. THERE IS NO POINT 3          4. PLEASE, PLEASE TELL US IF YOU SEE ANY OF OUR STUFF WITH 'TEXT-EDITED' CHANGES!               5. NO POOFTERS               6. BEWARE OF KEVIN FROM WAKEFIELD                ATIRI    <---  THAT WAS THIS MENU'S (ONE AND ONLY?) SPELLING MISTAKE.   OH WELL, I AM NOW BORED, SO I THINK I WILL NOW SIGN OFF AND GO TO BED.      NIGHT    NIGHT                                                ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ                                                          FGHI WY925771      967 #$&^UHI786G*(&^(*$D8       NOW CONNECTING!!!               OK, ACCESS GAINED   --->               HAVE YOU EVER SEEN AN ATARI ST BLOW UP?         WELL WE HAVE DISCOVERED A WAY OF MAKING YOUR RAM CHIPS EXPLODE!                 5          4          3          2          1                   SYS CHECK   -   RAM FAULT, TURN YOUR MACHINE OFF NOW!!                     BY THE WAY DO YOU KNOW WHAT L.S.D. STANDS FOR?                   NO!             DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU?                     YES!                   WELL JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME L.S.D.     STANDS           FOR         ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????       --->


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`abcdefg CONSIST OF LSD (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) - WAS (NOT WAS) - SHARAZ JEK (OUR AUSTRALIAN RECRUIT , YOU'RE DOING GREAT!) - BOB.M - IAN.C ON GRAFIX - AND RAMESH ON COFFEE MAKING.ώNOW FOR SOME NEWS: ώIMPORTANT MESSAGE . . . PLEASE SEND NO MORE DISKS TO ME , THAT IS , WAS (NOT WAS) AT STRETFORD SORTING OFFICE AS THERE IS NO GUARANTEE THAT I WILL RECEIVE THEM ANYMORE.ώNOW FOR SOME BLURB . . . . . . IT'S SO FAR UP IT'S STRAIGHT DOWN. WARNING:- DON'T LISTEN TO A.B.C MAN (AKA UNCLE PERVO), HE COMES OUT WITH SO MUCH BULL YOU NEED WINGS TO STAY ABOVE IT.PS: ARE THERE ANY CONTACTS OF PERVO OLDER THAN 16 OR WITH AN IQ GREATER THAN ZERO. NOW FOR PERVO LESSON NUMBER ONE; PERVO: 'HOW DID YOU CRACK SUCH AND SUCH A GAME'  -  HACKER: 'WELL I CHANGED SUCH AND SUCH A BYTE TO THIS'  -  LATER . . . . PERVO TO MR.X: 'OH YEAH! I CRACKED IT BY CHANGING SUCH AND SUCH A BYTE TO THIS'  -  MR. (I'M REALLY STUPID) X: 'DID YOU NOW. YOU'RE AN AMAZING PERSON ON THE SLY AREN'T YOU. BY THE WAY , WHAT MONITOR DID YOU USE.'  -  PERVO: 'MONITOR . . . WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT , WHAT'S A MONITOR.'  -  MR. (GETTING A BIT CLEVER) X: 'YOU KNOW. A MONITOR LETS YOU LOOK AT PROGRAM CODE.'  -  PERVO: 'OH! I SEE. ONE OF THOSE MONITORS! NO , I DON'T USE ONE. I JUST REMEMBER WHAT OTHER PEOPLE TELL ME THEY CHANGED. . . . OOPS!!!!'  -  MR. (GONE BACK TO BEING STUPID) X: 'HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HACKING GAMES THEN'  -  PERVO: 'OH! EVER SINCE I LEARNT HOW TO EDIT TEXT!'  -  MR.X: 'COR! THAT LONG HUH! MY HERO!'  -  PERVO: 'NOW WILL YOU BEND OVER.'ώSICK JOKE NO.1  -  Q: WHERE DO AMERICAN TOURISTS GO FOR THEIR HOLIDAYS.  -  A: ALL OVER SCOTLAND.ώA YOUNG LADY GOES TO SEE THE DOCTOR AND ASKS HIM TO WEIGH HER BOOBS. THE DOCTOR SAID 'WAAYYYYYYY!' ώJAG AR INSNOAD PA OSTFRONTEN!     FREAKY DEAKY!      FAT FREDDIES CAT!     NO MORE APARTHEID!     REAL WILD CHILD!     HOW FAR CAN TOO FAR GO.     HI TO STEVE CYCLEPATH.    CHILL OUT AND FLEX!    SING IF YOU'RE GLAD TO BE DEVO.    TALL IN THE SADDLE!     GABBA GABBA HEY!    SAND IN MY JOINTS!    SLIP IT TO THE ANDROID!     MORE BOUNCE TO THE OUNCE!     SONGS FOR SWINGING LARVAE.     SEARCH AND DESTROY (PARTY TIME - SEARCH OUT THE BEER , THEN DESTROY IT!)     LIKE PLANET ROCK WE JUST DON'T STOP GONNA DRIVE YOU NUTS!      RENALDO THE LOAF.     SUNGLASSES AFTER DARK!      CONFORM TO THE RHYTHM.     YOU GOTTA SAY YES TO ANOTHER EXCESS!     THREE OF A PERFECT PAIR.     BAD TASTE NIGHT OUT.     WELL! GOT TO HAVE SOMETHING TO TEST THE SCROLLER!      SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO NOW.ώI'LL BE BACK!ώ16 X 16 FULL COLOUR FONT SMOOTHE SCROLLER WITH NO MULTI BUFFERING ETC CODED BY WAS NOT WAS . . . . FONT NICKED FROM DEFLEKTOR


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WELCOME TO DISK FIFTY FOUR        PRESS 0 FOR 50 OR 60 HERTZ           \]^_`abcdefg    ώ CONSIST OF LSD (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) - WAS (NOT WAS) - SHARAZ JEK - BOB.M - IAN.C ON GRAFIX - AND RAMESH ON COFFEE MAKING.ώNOW FOR SOME NEWS: ώWE ALL HAD AN AMAZING TIME AT THE ARCADE SHOW AT BLACKPOOL, LOTS OF THE VERY LATEST ARCADE GAMES, ALL FREE!           SOME OF THE GAMES ON SHOW WERE    TURBO OUTRUN(FAB!), HARD DRIVING, TETRIS(HEY SERVO! GET OFF THAT MACHINE), FINAL LAP(EIGHT PLAYERS), CHASE HQ, GALAXY FORCE II, THE SEGA MEGA-SYSTEM, OPERATION THUNDERBOLT, PLUS A COUPLE OF NEW SEGA GAMES GETTING THERE FIRST PUBLIC AIRING!!!              YES,   WE ALL HAD A GREAT TIME,   ME(OZZ), MARL, SERVO, TURNIP, FINAL AND LOADS OF OTHER PEOPLE HAD LOADS OF FUN, ALL EXCEPT WAS(NOT WAS),  BECAUSE HE UNFORTUNATELY WAS(NOT NAVIGATING) AND WENT TO THE WRONG PLACE!              I SAID THE WINTER GARDENS, WAS.    NOT THE WARBRECK CASTLE.           OH WELL MAYBE NEXT YEAR, ANYWAY MUST GO     -     BYE FOR NOW         


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WELCOME TO DISK FIFTY FIVE         0 FOR 50/60 HZ ώ    YES INDEED FOLKS, AUTOMATION BRING YOU ANOTHER DISK FULL OF GOODIES!!         FIRST OF ALL I MUST POINT OUT THAT ANDES ATTACK DOES NOT WORK ON A 512K 1.9, BLAME THEM NOT US!   IT WORKS FINE ON 512K 1.8 AND 1 MEG 1.9!                    TIME TO SAY A FEW HELLO'S  MEGA GREETINGS ώ TO ALL THE GIMMERS AT ROGUE, ESPECIALLY KIM FOR THE GRAFIX!         NORMAL GREETINGS ώ TO SERVO, A-HA, CLIMAX, THE ELITE SQUAD, PIRASOFT/ACU, SPECIAL FX, UN-NAMEABLES(YOU WILL HEAR FROM US SOON!), KAM, ANGELS OF MERCY            SPECIAL GUEST GREETINGS TO BIRDY, MEDWAY BOYS AND THE UNION(NICE DEMO).                            HEY 'WAS', FOUND YOUR WAY HOME YET?       NOT STILL LOOKING FOR THE ARCADE SHOW ARE YOU?          COME ON RAMEESH, I WILL HAVE MILK AND 1 SUGAR              THANX TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE CONTRIBUTED GRAFIX TO OUR MENU'S, BUT HOW ABOUT SOMEBODY DOING SOME MUSIC?              REMEMBER, ALWAYS BEWARE OF A.B.C.MAN FOR HE WILL SURELY RIP YOU OFF!               


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WELCOME TO DISK FIFTY SIX                        YES INDEED FOLKS, AUTOMATION BRING YOU ANOTHER DISK FULL OF GOODIES!!         ONLY TWO ON THIS ONE, BUT BOTH ARE WELL COMPACTED, SO DON'T COMPLAIN        MEGA GREETINGS  ώ TO ALL THE GIMMERS AT ROGUE, ESPECIALLY KIM FOR THE GRAFIX!            NORMAL GREETINGS  ώ TO SERVO, A-HA, CLIMAX, THE ELITE SQUAD, PIRASOFT/ACU, SPECIAL FX, UN-NAMEABLES(YOU WILL HEAR FROM US SOON!), KAM, ANGELS OF MERCY            SPECIAL GUEST GREETINGS TO BIRDY, MEDWAY BOYS AND THE UNION(NICE DEMO).                               OH WELL NOT MUCH ELSE TO SAY, SO I WILL BID YOU FAREWELL!                      WHERE'S THAT COFFEE RAMEESH?               


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  PRESENTS DISK FIFTY SEVEN          [  0 FOR 50/60 HZ  [ώ    YES INDEED FOLKS,  pqrstuvwxyz{|}  ARE     PACKERS - \]^_`a , no~
, bcdefg AND #$%      GRAPHIX - klm AND <=>     AND ON THE SWAPPING FRONT - hij                THE FAB GRAPHIX ON THIS ONE WERE DONE BY IAN, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!                       TIME TO SAY A FEW HELLO'S [  MEGA GREETINGS  [ώ TO ALL THE GIMMERS AT ROGUE                    [ NORMAL GREETINGS [ώ TO SERVO, A-HA, CLIMAX, THE ELITE SQUAD, PIRASOFT/ACU, SPECIAL FX, UN-NAMEABLES(YOU WILL HEAR FROM US SOON!), KAM, ANGELS OF MERCY            SPECIAL GUEST GREETINGS TO BIRDY, MEDWAY BOYS AND THE UNION(NICE DEMO).                  COME ON RAMEESH, STILL NOT MADE THAT COFFEE               REMEMBER, ALWAYS BEWARE OF A.B.C.MAN FOR HE WILL SURELY RIP YOU OFF!               


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abcdgfghi PRESENT COMPACT MENU NUMBER 59.ώTHE MUSIC WAS RIPPED OFF OUT OF BIONIC COMMANDOS BY WAS (NOT WAS). AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , THE L.S.D (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) , SHARAZ JEK , IAN.C , AND BOB.M.ώIS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?ώGREETINGS GO TO TEX , THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , TNT-CREW , TCB , THE UN-NAMEABLES , THE UNTOUCHABLES , BIRDY , A-HA , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .ώMENU 100 HERE WE COME . . . . .


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ώAUTOMATION PRESENT COMPACT MENU NUMBER 60.ώTHE MUSIC WAS RIPPED OFF OUT OF STORMBRINGER BY WAS (NOT WAS). AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , THE L.S.D (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) , SHARAZ JEK , IAN.C , AND THE UN-NAMEABLESώ\]^_`abcdefghi TEX , THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , TNT-CREW , TCB , THE UNTOUCHABLES , BIRDY , A-HA , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .ώWHAT IS PINK AND HARD? . . . . . . . A PIG WITH A FLICK-KNIFE!

  
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AUTOMATION PRESENT COMPACT MENU NUMBER 61.ώTHE MUSIC WAS RIPPED OFF OUT OF THUNDERCATS BY WAS (NOT WAS). AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , THE L.S.D (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) , SHARAZ JEK , IAN.C , THE UN-NAMEABLES AND BOB.M.ώOUR PROGRAMMER OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO THE AUTHOR OF F.O.F.T FOR RELEASING YET ANOTHER REVISION OF THE SAID GAME , BUT THIS TIME WITH SOME DIFFERENT BUGS!   THIS AWARD HAD BEEN HELD FOR 3 YEARS BY NONE OTHER THAN STEVE BAK FOR HIS CRAP KEYBOARD ROUTINES WHICH DO NOT WORK TOO GOOD ON THE 1.9 TOS MACHINES . . . . .ώIS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?ώGREETINGS GO TO TEX , THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , TNT-CREW , TCB , THE UNTOUCHABLES , BIRDY , A-HA , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


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AUTOMATION PRESENT COMPACT MENU NUMBER 62.ώ\]^_ BUY A ONE MEG UPGRADE \]^_ώTHERE IS A DOC FILE FOR POWERDROME ON THIS DISK!ώI HEARD A RUMOUR THAT OUR LAST FEW DISKS ARE LIKE SOMETHING FROM THE ANTIQUES ROADSHOW BUT WHO CARES> WE ARE GOING TO COMPACT EVERYTHING THAT IS COMPACTABLE AND THAT INCLUDES THE ANTIQUES. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN DON'T KEEP OUR DISKS 'COS I'M NOT BOTHERED! OUR COMPACT DISKS ARE DESIGNED TO BE A COLLECTION. HAVE YOU NOT NOTICED THAT WE ARE DOING ALL THE NEW STUFF AT THE SAME TIME> IF NOT , OPEN YOUR GSJHHJOH EYES!ώTHE MUSIC WAS RIPPED OFF OUT OF THE LAST NINJA BY WAS (NOT WAS). AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , THE L.S.D (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) , SHARAZ JEK , IAN.C , AND THE UN-NAMEABLES.ώIS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US>ώGREETINGS GO TO TEX , THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE MEDWAY BOYS , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , TNT-CREW , TCB , THE UNTOUCHABLES , BIRDY , A-HA , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


#63
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AUTOMATION PRESENT COMPACT MENU NUMBER 63.ώBUY A ONE MEG UPGRADE ώGET A ONE MEG DRIVE!ώTHERE IS A DOC FILE FOR POWERDROME ON THIS DISK!ώI HEARD A RUMOUR THAT OUR LAST FEW DISKS ARE LIKE SOMETHING FROM THE ANTIQUES ROADSHOW BUT WHO CARES? DUE TO PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT US DOING TOO MUCH OF THE OLD STUFF WE ARE GOING TO START WORK ON THE FOLLOWING . . . . . ROY OF THE ROVERS , THE DEEP , BARBARIAN II , TEENAGE QUEEN , GALDRAGONS DOMAIN , CYBERMIND , RAFFLES , PRISON , BOMB FUSION , SKWEEK , DRAGONSCAPE , THE LAST NINJA , BALLISTIX , ORBITER , BORODINO (CRAP II) , FUSION , MAD SHOW PLUS OTHERS. ώAUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , THE L.S.D (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) , SHARAZ JEK , IAN.C , AND THE UN-NAMEABLES.ώIS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?ώGREETINGS GO TO TEX , THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE MEDWAY BOYS , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , TCB , THE UNTOUCHABLES , BIRDY , A-HA , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


#64
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                           THIS INTRO HAS BEEN FIXED TO RUN PERFECTLY ON THE STEgg THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY SCROLLER WRITTEN BY n   BISC     AND   n   EGB    WITH ENCOURAGEMENT FROM n   ARN n  CD a_     AUTOMATION ARE WAS NOT WAS    n   LSD     SHARAZ JEK     n  IANgC     AND THE UNlNAMEABLESg   GREETINGS GO TO MY CONTACTS AND THOSE I THINK DESERVE A MENTION g g g g g g HI TO l THE REPLICANTS h n   TEX     THE GIGABYTE CREW n   STCS     n   BOSS     THE UNTOUCHABLES h bbblTEAM FINLAND h THE EDITMAN h FLEXIBLE FRONT h BIRDY h THE MEDWAY BOYS h TNTlCREW h n   KAM     THE NEXT GENERATION h HACKATARIMAN h RADICAL SYSTEMS AND n   PSI      IF YOU THINK I HAVE MISSED ANYONE OUT THEN THINK AGAINe         BEWARE OF PERVOMAN g g g g SORRYe I MEANT AgBgC MANg        MESSAGE TO THE POWER GENERATION g g g g YOU HAVE A CHEEK TO RELEASE A COMPACT DISK WHERE SOME OF THE FILES ARE NOT EVEN COMPACTED AND SOME OF THE TITLE PAGES AND INTRODUCTIONS SEEM TO BE MISSINGeg     PS:l THERE IS MORE BOUNCE TO THE OUNCEe TRY PRESSING ^ h _ AND `g


#65
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`abcdefghij PRESENT COMPACT DISK NUMBER 65.ώPLEASE READ ALL THIS SCROLL . . . .ώWELL HERE YOU HAVE IT! YET ANOTHER 3 DISK GAME PUT ONTO ONE DISK. THERE ARE 5 SAVE GAME FILES ALLOWED IN THIS GAME , ALL OF WHICH MAY BE SAVED TO THIS DISK.ώBUY A ONE MEG UPGRADE! ώGET A ONE MEG DRIVE! OR HAVE YOUR BUILT IN HALF MEG DRIVE UPGRADED!ώI HEARD A RUMOUR THAT OUR LAST FEW DISKS ARE LIKE SOMETHING FROM THE ANTIQUES ROADSHOW BUT WHO CARES? THEY SAVE ON DISK SPACE DON'T THEY? ANYBODY WHO DARES TO COMPLAIN SHOULD ONLY DO SO IF THEY CAN SHOW US WHAT CONTRIBUTION THEY ARE MAKING ON THE ST! ώGRAPHICS BY IAN.C , CODING BY WAS (NOT WAS) , AND TUNE HACKED BY OZZWALD!ώYET TO APPEAR ON \]^_`abcdefghij MENUS ARE THE FOLLOWING TITLES:- . . . . . ROY OF THE ROVERS , THE DEEP , BARBARIAN II , TEENAGE QUEEN , COBRA II , HKM , CYBERMIND , RAFFLES , PRISON , BOMB FUSION , SKWEEK , OBLITERATOR , MINI-GOLF , KENNY DALGLISH , STAR WARS , THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS , PACLAND , GAME OVER II , DEFENDER OF THE CROWN , TRUFFLES , INTERNATIONAL KARATE , LOMBARD RAC RALLYE , ARTIC FOX , THE EYE , CRAFTON AND XUNK , GET DEXTER II , CARRIER COMMAND , PRIME TIME , FIRE AND FORGET , KNICKER BOCKER , JUPITER PROBE , STAR TREK , ARMAGEDDON MAN , HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER , WIZARD WARZ , SECONDS OUT , SCRUPLES , CAPTAIN BLOOD , MAD FLUNKY , IMPOSSIBLE MISSION II , TITAN , ZOMBI , AFRICAN RAIDER , RING SIDE , DRAGONSCAPE , THE LAST NINJA , BALLISTIX , ORBITER , BORODINO (CRAP II) , FUSION , MAD SHOW PLUS OTHERS. ώ\]^_`abcdefghij NOW CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , THE L.S.D (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) , SHARAZ JEK , IAN.C , AND THE UN-NAMEABLES.ώIS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?ώGREETINGS GO TO TEX , THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE MEDWAY BOYS , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , TCB , THE UNTOUCHABLES , A-HA , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


#66
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WELCOME TO AUTOMATION DISK 66           YET MORE GOODIES FROM THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS!             A MESSAGE TO THE POWER GENERATION   -   NICE PACKER GUYS , STOP JUST BOLTING A DEPACKER ON THE FRONT END OF THINGS AND YOU MAY YET COMPETE ON OUR LEVEL , WHY DO I SAY THIS , WELL   1. CAPTAIN FIZZ   A. METHINKS THERE ARE SOME TITLE PAGES AND MUSIC MISSING , WE USED TO SLAG BIRDY FOR DOING THE SAME THING     B. WHY DIDN'T YOU SINGLE PART IT , EVERYBODY ELSE DID!           2. LED STORM , YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS USING THE SCREEN FOR A BUFFER ON 1.9 MACHINES           3. MARIAS  XMAS BOX , IT IS NOT EVEN PACKED!!!          THAT WILL DO FOR NOW.    HEY TERMINATOR , NICE BORDERLESS SCROLLERS                  AUTOMATION ARE   WAS (NOT WAS) , L.S.D.(OZZ , MARL AND REBEL) , SHARAZ JEK , IAN.C AND THE UN-NAMEABLES(NICE WORK GUYS!  -  OZZ).                COMPETITION (BUT NOT IN OUR LEAGUE) GREETINGS GO TO      BIRDY , MEDWAY BOYS AND THE POWER GENERATION.              THE 'WHAT KIND OF A GINGER HAIRED NIGGER IS THAT THEN' GREETINGS GO TO   PIRASOFT/ACU , SERVO , TURNIP , THE ELITE SQUAD , SEWER SOFTWARE , EDIT-MAN , ANGELS OF MERCY , KEN , MAC-MAN , KAM , A-HA , MTM AND ALL AT THE SWINTON CLUB           TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO TAMPER OR CHANGE OUR DISKS , MAY YOU ROT IN HELL , YOU WILL IF WE CATCH YOU , HA HA HA HA                   


#67
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AUTOMATION PRESENT COMPACT DISK NUMBER 67.ώPLEASE READ ALL THIS SCROLL . . . .ώTHERE IS A DOC FILE FOR THE EYE ON THIS DISK!ώBUY A ONE MEG UPGRADE! ώGET A ONE MEG DRIVE! OR HAVE YOUR BUILT IN HALF MEG DRIVE UPGRADED!ώGRAPHICS BY IAN.C , CODING BY WAS (NOT WAS).ώYET TO APPEAR ON AUTOMATION MENUS ARE THE FOLLOWING TITLES:- . . . . . ROY OF THE ROVERS , THE DEEP , BARBARIAN II , TEENAGE QUEEN , COBRA II , HKM , CYBERMIND , PRISON , BOMB FUSION , SKWEEK , OBLITERATOR , MINI-GOLF , KENNY DALGLISH , STAR WARS , THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS , PACLAND , GAME OVER II , DEFENDER OF THE CROWN , TRUFFLES , INTERNATIONAL KARATE , LOMBARD RAC RALLYE , ARTIC FOX , GET DEXTER II , CARRIER COMMAND , PRIME TIME , KNICKER BOCKER , JUPITER PROBE , STAR TREK , ARMAGEDDON MAN , WIZARD WARZ , SECONDS OUT , SCRUPLES , CAPTAIN BLOOD , MAD FLUNKY , IMPOSSIBLE MISSION II , TITAN , ZOMBI , AFRICAN RAIDER , RING SIDE , RAFFLES , DRAGONSCAPE , THE LAST NINJA , BALLISTIX , ORBITER , BORODINO , FUSION , MAD SHOW PLUS OTHERS. ώAUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , THE L.S.D (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) , SHARAZ JEK , IAN.C , AND THE UN-NAMEABLES.ώIS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?ώGREETINGS GO TO TEX , THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE MEDWAY BOYS , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , TCB , THE UNTOUCHABLES , A-HA , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


#68
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`abcdef PRESENT COMPACT DISK NUMBER 68.ώBUY A ONE MEG UPGRADE! ώGET A ONE MEG DRIVE! OR HAVE YOUR BUILT IN HALF MEG DRIVE UPGRADED!ώGRAPHICS BY IAN.C , CODING BY WAS (NOT WAS).ώYET TO APPEAR ON \]^_`abcdef MENUS ARE THE FOLLOWING TITLES:- . . . . . THE DEEP , BARBARIAN II , COBRA II , CYBERMIND , PRISON , SKWEEK , BIO CHALLENGE , OBLITERATOR , MINI-GOLF , KENNY DALGLISH , STAR WARS , GAME OVER II , DEFENDER OF THE CROWN , INTERNATIONAL KARATE , LOMBARD RAC RALLYE , GET DEXTER II , CARRIER COMMAND , PRIME TIME ,  JUPITER PROBE , STAR TREK , ARMAGEDDON MAN ,  CAPTAIN BLOOD ,  IMPOSSIBLE MISSION II , TITAN , ZOMBI , AFRICAN RAIDER , DRAGONSCAPE , THE LAST NINJA , BALLISTIX , ORBITER , BORODINO , FUSION , MAD SHOW PLUS OTHERS. ώAUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , THE L.S.D (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) , SHARAZ JEK , IAN.C , AND THE UN-NAMEABLES.ώIS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?ώGREETINGS GO TO TEX , THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE MEDWAY BOYS , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , TCB , THE UNTOUCHABLES , A-HA , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


#69a
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AUTOMATION PRESENT COMPACT DISK NUMBER 69.ώWELL HERE IS SOME MORE OLD STUFF FOR YOU , BUT NOW THEY ARE A LOT SMALLER!ώBUY A ONE MEG UPGRADE! ώGET A ONE MEG DRIVE! OR HAVE YOUR BUILT IN HALF MEG DRIVE UPGRADED!ώTUNE HACKED OUT OF ROAD BLASTERS BY OZZWALD , GRAPHICS BY IAN.C , CODING BY WAS (NOT WAS).ώAUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , THE L.S.D (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) , SHARAZ JEK , IAN.C , AND THE UN-NAMEABLES.ώIS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?ώGREETINGS GO TO TEX , THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE MEDWAY BOYS , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , TCB , THE UNTOUCHABLES , A-HA , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


#69b
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YES ITS DISK 69 - PART 2           WHAT!!!       WHY HAVE WE RELEASED A SECOND DISK 69, WELL NO REASON REALLY, BUT WE THOUGHT IT MIGHT CONFUSE PEOPLE A BIT AND TOTALLY KNACKER ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO KEEP THERE DISKS IN NICE LITTLE BOXES WITH DIVIDERS, FIT THIS ONE IN GUYS!             ANYWAY. WE THOUGHT 1,2,3 ETC...   WAS GETTING REALLY BORING, SO THIS IS THE END RESULT, HA HA!!        ANYWAY TIME TO SAY A FEW           NO I DON'T THINK I WILL BOTHER, GREETINGS ARE BORING, SO THATS YOUR LOT, GO AWAY         WAS(NOT WAS) IS GOING TO HATE US FOR DOING THIS                COME ON WAS, STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT US MESSING ABOUT, SO WE FOLLOWED DISK 66 WITH DISK 84, THAT CAUGHT A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT, BET THIS ONE DOES TOO!!                     


#69c
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OH NO!    THEY HAVE DONE IT AGAIN, YES INDEED THOSE WACKY FOLKS AT L.S.D. HAVE RELEASED A THIRD DISK 69         YES THIS IS            DISK 69 PART 3!!!!!!!!!                  THIS ONE GOES OUT TO HAL, OUR VIDEO MAN, EVEN THOUGH HE IS SO LAME HE CANNOT EVEN GET US A COPY OF THE BEATLES FILM 'HELP',     BY THE WAY IF ANYBODY OUT THERE HAS A COPY OF IT, PLEASE, PLEASE TELL US!     AS WE WOULD KILL TO GET A COPY OF IT,    YES IT WAS ON TV SEVEN YEARS AGO,    DID YOU TAPE IT?    PERHAPS NOT            WELL THIS APPEARS TO BE THE END OF THE TOP SCROLLER, SO BYE BYE                        _     HIYA HAL, WHAT DO YOU THINK THEN A MENU DEDICATED TO YOU, NOT BAD EH?            AS I TYPE THIS I AM LISTENING TO BUFFALO SPRINGFIELD ON MY HEADPHONES,       WHAT NO COPY OF HELP?             BIRDY, WHO IS HE?          I WILL HAVE A COPY OF BATMAN AND GHOSTBUSTERS 2 FOR THIS ONE, PLEASE UNCLE HAL!          BYE BYE            -      OZZ _WELL YOU DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH MEMORY
TO RUN THESE GAMES, SO THERE IS NO POINT
IN GOING ON!

BUY SOME MEMORY   TIGHTWAD!!


#69d
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  THIS IS THE EDITMAN MENU , IT IS DIFRENT DONT U THINK     ANYWAY HAL IT IS MOR INTERESTING THAN YORES!   HI EDITMAN , HAL AND HIGHLANDER        HIT A KEY TO MAKE THINGS MORE INTERESTING         $% AND WHERE IS THE BATMAN? $%      HERE IT IS DISK 69 PT 4      THIS ONE IS DEDICATED TO THE ONE AND ONLY      $%    EDITMAN!    $%ώ     MANY THANKS FOR THE BATMAN EDIT AND FILM , WHO SAYS YOU ARE NOT THE BEST   WHO IS THIS HAL GUY?           GRAPHIX ON THIS ONE DONE BY WAYNE , FONT BY MARL , MUSIC BY DAVID WHITTAKER , CODING BY OZZ      [ ANYWAY ON THIS LUMP OF SPINNY PLASTIC YOU WILL FIND RODEO GAMES AND TECH , WHO SAID RODEO GAMES WOULD NOT GO ONTO ONE DISK , I MUST GIVE THANKS TO THE MEDWAY BOYS AS IT IS THERE VERSION OF RODEO GAMES THAT I PACKED!   [GREETINGS TIME  -  BATMAN , JOKER , VICKI VALE , COMISSIONER GORDON , HARVEY DENT AND ALL THE OTHER DUDES THAT MADE THIS YEARS BEST FILM POSSIBLE , IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN IT , GET DOWN TO YOUR LOCAL CINEMA NOW           GO ON , WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?     [    COMING SOON TO A COMPACTED DISK NEAR YOU SOON THE LONGEST SCROLL MESSAGE EVER!     YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IT IS POSSIBLE? , WELL CONSIDER THE SCROLLER IN THE BIG DEMO WAS 35K LONG.  WE ARE AIMING FOR ABOUT 200K!!!!     IT WILL HAVE SAVE OPTIONS AND OTHER TAPE RECORDER TYPE FACILITIES.          SO ALL I CAN SAY IS 'DO NOT RUB ANOTHER MANS RHUBARB'   [      BYE BYE CHAPS             THIS TOWN NEEDS AN ENEMA!               


#69dv2
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  THIS IS THE EDITMAN MENU , IT IS DIFRENT DONT U THINK     ANYWAY HAL IT IS MOR INTERESTING THAN YORES!   HI EDITMAN , HAL AND HIGHLANDER        HIT A KEY TO MAKE THINGS MORE INTERESTING         $% AND WHERE IS THE BATMAN? $%      HERE IT IS DISK 69 PT 4      THIS ONE IS DEDICATED TO THE ONE AND ONLY      $%    EDITMAN!    $%ώ     MANY THANKS FOR THE BATMAN EDIT AND FILM , WHO SAYS YOU ARE NOT THE BEST   WHO IS THIS HAL GUY?           GRAPHIX ON THIS ONE DONE BY WAYNE , FONT BY MARL , MUSIC BY DAVID WHITTAKER , CODING BY OZZ      [ ANYWAY ON THIS LUMP OF SPINNY PLASTIC YOU WILL FIND RODEO GAMES AND TECH , WHO SAID RODEO GAMES WOULD NOT GO ONTO ONE DISK , I MUST GIVE THANKS TO THE MEDWAY BOYS AS IT IS THERE VERSION OF RODEO GAMES THAT I PACKED!   [GREETINGS TIME  -  BATMAN , JOKER , VICKI VALE , COMISSIONER GORDON , HARVEY DENT AND ALL THE OTHER DUDES THAT MADE THIS YEARS BEST FILM POSSIBLE , IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN IT , GET DOWN TO YOUR LOCAL CINEMA NOW           GO ON , WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?     [    COMING SOON TO A COMPACTED DISK NEAR YOU SOON THE LONGEST SCROLL MESSAGE EVER!     YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IT IS POSSIBLE? , WELL CONSIDER THE SCROLLER IN THE BIG DEMO WAS 35K LONG.  WE ARE AIMING FOR ABOUT 200K!!!!     IT WILL HAVE SAVE OPTIONS AND OTHER TAPE RECORDER TYPE FACILITIES.          SO ALL I CAN SAY IS 'DO NOT RUB ANOTHER MANS RHUBARB'   [      BYE BYE CHAPS             THIS TOWN NEEDS AN ENEMA!               


#69e
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                                              AUTOMATION 69 PART 5 SCROLLING BY...  PRESS 1 FOR KICK OFF 2 THANKS TO MIKE OF HOTLINE FOR THE ORIGINAL... PRESS 2 FOR PRO TENNIS THANKS TO DRAXS FOR THE ORIGINAL... PRESS 3 FOR GHOSTS AND GOBLINS THANKS TO THE PILOT... PRESS 4 FOR SLIPPERY SID  AND FINALLY PRESS 5 FOR THE POMPEY PUFFS PACKER V1.5...... HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA  KICK THEIR BUTTS ON THE BOARDS BBC....   ON THE DESKTOP WITH THE PACKER IS A TRIVIAL DEPACK SOURCE CODE TO BE USED WITH GENST AND THE POMPEI PUFFS PACKER. THANKS FOR THIS MUST GO TO JPM AND MOB...   THERE WAS A DELAY WITH THIS DISK AS KICK OFF 2 WAS BUGGED AND I WAS AWAITING AN ORIGINAL TO SEE IF IT WAS IN THE ORIGINAL. MY COPY FROM HOTLINE WAS A NONE WORKING ONE AS FAR AS THE PROTECTION BUT IT WAS STILL CRACKABLE. ALL CHECKSUMS ARE REMOVED AND THE BUG IS A GENUINE ONE. SO HERES A MESSAGE TO ANCO. BOOT UP KICK OFF 2 AND ENTER THE WORLD CUP EVENT. SAVE A GAME. RELOAD YOUR SAVED GAME. CLICK CONTINUE TILL END OF WORLD CUP FINAL. YOU DO NOT NEED TO PLAY FOR ANY TEAM AS IT MAKES NO DIFFERANCE. WHEN THE WORLD CUP IS YOUR CUTE LITTLE GAME GOES INTO QUITE A LONG LOOP ABOUT 6 MINUTES LONG AND ON RETURN EXAMINE THE SCREEN. YOU SHOULD NOTICE SOME STRANGE THINGS AND TO TOP THE LOT PRESS THE JOYSTICK BUTTON TO GO FOR THE WORLD RECORD NUMBER OF BOMBS ON SCREEN. TOO BAD ANCO BUT NOT VERY NICE IF YOU BOUGHT AN ORININAL IS IT!       HI UN-NAMEABLE ONE! GREAT CODE KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. I FIXED THIS BORDER CODE FOR THE STE AND YOU SHOULD RECEIVE THIS SOURCE FROM MOB.    KEEP ON DELETING THEM ORIGINALS CHERRI AND LITTLE LULU SO THE POMPEI PUFFS CAN NOT GET THEIR WEBBED HANDS ON THEM.        WHY DO THE AMERICANS LOVE THE POMPEYS WHEN ALL BRITS KNOW THEY ARE LAME. I GUESS THE YANKS ARE SUCKERS FOR BULLSHIT!    NICE ONE DEREK NOW UPLOAD THIS MENU. YOU SHOULD HAVE WAITED FOR THE DEPACK SOURCE CODE. MESSAGE TO THE REPLICANTS. DO NOT BELIEVE WHAT THE POMPEY PRICKS SAY ABOUT DEREK. HE IS NOT A SPY FOR THE EMPIRE. THEY JUST BULLSHIT PEOPLE ABOUT HIM LIKE THEY DO WITH US. THEY EVEN MAKE SILLY AUTOMATION MENUS TO PUT PEOPLE OFF COLLECTING OUR DISKS. THAT IS SO LOW THAT THEY REALLY DO NOT DESERVE A GREET FROM ANYONE. THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO GREET THEM ARE THOSE THAT THEY DO THEIR CREEPING TOO. DO NOT MEET THESE GUYS THEY ARE ONLY AFTER YOUR BACKSIDE......       GREETS TO AXE OF DELIGHT    THE REPLICANTS SNAKE AND MAXI    THE CAREBEARS     THALION    WAYNE SMITHSON    LEELEE    MOB   FINGERBOBS     SEWER SOFTWARE     G FORCE    BIG EDDIE    MIKE OF HOTLINE    BIRDY    DRAXS    PETE.W     STEVE.C    KAM       AH! THAT WILL DO! TIME TO DO SUMMAT ELSE!                  WELL.......        WHAT DO YOU THINK OF IT............           I WAS A BIT PISSED OFF FROM CODING MY NEW GAME SO I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD WRITE A MENU INTRO FOR YAH.............            I HOPE YOU LIKE IT..............          ALL THE SOURCE CODE AND GRAFIX ARE ON THE DISK SO IF YOU WANT TO USE THIS INTRO THEN IT WILL BE EASY TO MODIFY FOR LOADING YOUR PROGRAMS............            IF I GET ANY MORE TIME OFF FROM PROGRAMMING, I MAY WRITE SOME MORE INTROS FOR YAH..........                IF YOU DO USE IT AND WANT TO GREET ME, THEN SAY HI TO    THE UN-NAMEABLE ONE ..........        YEAH IT IS A WANK PSEUDONYM BUT I CANT THINK OF OUGHT ELSE................         IF THE SOFTWARE HOUSES I AM CURRENTLY WRITING FOR FIND OUT ABOUT THIS I WILL HAVE MY BOLLOCKS CRUSHED, SO MUMS THE WORD, OK.............         ............               WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!                     


#70
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`abcdefgh  DISK 70        DEDICATED TO THOSE WONDERFUL PEOPLE AT ij        IF YOU DON'T READ THIS FINE MAG, YOU ARE BORINGGGGG!    COMPLAINTS DIVISION - WE HAVE HAD SOME COMPLAINTS ABOUT US RELEASING 2 DISK 69'S        WELL TOUGH, WE THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA AND STILL DO, WHO WANTS TO FOLLOW CONVENTIONS, NOT US!          TO THOSE WHO THINK THAT IT IS AGAINST THE 'RULES' TO BREAK THE 1,2,3..  CONVENTION       WELL, SOFTWARE PIRACY IS ILLEGAL AND WE ARE ALL DOING IT!(HOW ELSE HAVE YOU GOT THIS DISK!)                   YET AGAIN THE 'AUTOMATION SELL SOFTWARE' GANG HAVE REARED THERE UGLY HEADS, WELL IF WE WERE SELLING SOFTWARE, BY NOW WE WOULD HAVE MADE A WAD OF MONEY AND WOULD NOT BE SCRIMPING ROUND FOR BLANK DISKS, SO,  (SWEAR WORD COMING UP),           WE DON'T SELL SOFTWARE, SO GO GET FUCKED!!                          SWEAR WORDS!(WELL IT IS A ij MENU                     

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THIS INTRO IS NOW STE COMPATABLEggg    THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY SCROLLER WRITTEN BY n   BISC     AND   n   EGB    WITH ENCOURAGEMENT FROM n   ARN n  CD b\     AUTOMATION ARE WAS NOT WAS    n   LSD     SHARAZ JEK     n  IANgC     AND THE UNlNAMEABLESg    MESSAGE TO THE POWER GENERATION g g g g        THE REASON FOR DOING ONE MEG FILES IS BECAUSE FOR SOME GAMES h THE ONLY WAY YOU COULD HAVE THEM AS FILES ONLY WOULD BE TO USE ONE MEG OR ELSE WRITE A WESTERN DIGITAL RAW SECTOR BLOCK LOADER INTO SUCH GAMESg IF YOU EXPECT ME TO SPEND THE AMOUNT OF TIME NECESSARY TO CRACK h COMPACT h WRITE NEW LOAD ROUTINES AND REARRANGE ALL THE COMPACTED RAW FILES INTO BOOT FORMAT ONTO A DISK FOR THE SAKE OF MAKING IT RUN IN HALF A MEG THEN DO ME A FAVOUR AND GO FORTH AND MULTIPLYe      ALSO LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE WRITTEN A COMPACTOR WHICH CAN UNCOMPACT A PORTION OF THE BYTES FROM A FULLY COMPACTED FILE THEN YOU COULD COMPACT TECHNOCOP i\[[ PERCENT COMPACTIONj AND MAKE IT RUN IN HALF A MEG OF RAMe    THE LESSON HERE IS KEEP YOUR GOB SHUT UNTIL YOU COMPACT STUFF BETTER THAN WE DO h FOR EXAMPLE: SMALLER SINGLE PART FILES WITH NO PICTURES OR INTROS REMOVED h iUNLIKE YOUR CAPTAIN FIZZj h OR h BEING ABLE TO COMPACT EVERY FILE TO EACH GAME h iUNLIKE YOUR MARIAS XMAS BOXjg     BY THE WAY h HAVE YOU HACKED ANYTHING WITH A DECENT PROTECTION TECHNIQUE TO ITf         GREETINGS GO TO MY CONTACTS AND THOSE I THINK DESERVE A MENTION g g g g g g HI TO l THE REPLICANTS h n   TEX     THE GIGABYTE CREW n   STCS     n   BOSS     THE UNTOUCHABLES h bbblTEAM FINLAND h THE EDITMAN h FLEXIBLE FRONT h BIRDY h TNTlCREW h DELIGHT h n   MCA     COR BLIMEY NOT ARF h THE SUNNYBOYS h THE NEXT GENERATION h HACKATARIMAN h RADICAL SYSTEMS AND n   PSI      IF YOU THINK I HAVE MISSED ANYONE OUT THEN THINK AGAINe         @


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AUTOMATION PRESENT COMPACT DISK NUMBER 72.ŝWELL HERE IS SOME MORE OLD STUFF FOR YOU , BUT NOW THEY ARE A LOT SMALLER!ŝTHIS MUSIC WAS STOLEN FROM BMX SIMULATOR BY WAS (NOT WAS). THANKS TO DAVID WHITTAKER FOR MAKING HIS MUSIC A DODDLE TO RIP OFF!ŝBUY A ONE MEG UPGRADE! ŝGET A ONE MEG DRIVE! OR HAVE YOUR BUILT IN HALF MEG DRIVE UPGRADED!ŝGRAPHICS BY IAN.C , CODING BY WAS (NOT WAS).ŝAUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , THE L.S.D (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) , SHARAZ JEK , IAN.C , AND THE UN-NAMEABLES.ŝIS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?ŝGREETINGS GO TO TEX , THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE MEDWAY BOYS , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , TCB , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE UNTOUCHABLES , A-HA , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , BIRDY , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


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AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 73 VERSION 2.0     ALL TITLES NEED ONE MEG RAM TO RUN....    BATTLE FOR THE THRONE IS NOW ON THIS DISK AS SHARAZ JEK REPACKED THE OTHERS AND THERE WAS ROOM.  REPLACING IT ON CD 215 IS UNDER THE ICE (512K) WHICH MAKES BOTH TITLES ON THAT DISK NOW HALF MEG!   YES, FULL METAL PLANETE IS NOW 512K....   GET CD 215 VERSION 2.0 FROM ALL GOOD DEALERS....    AND NOW A NEWSFLASH!    SO, THE POMPEYS WERE A TEENY WEENY BIT ANNOYED ABOUT THE RELEASE OF THEIR PACKER WERE THEY?     HA! HA! HA!   REVENGE IS SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!     'REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD.....  IT IS VERY COLD IN PORTSMOUTH!'     WELL, AS YOU MAY KNOW I DON'T LIKE DEREK, BUT EVEN I WOULD NOT GO AS LOW AS TO TELL THE REPLICANTS THAT HE WAS A SPY FOR THE EMPIRE!   OR PERHAPS THREATENING TO BEAT ANDY THE ARFLING UP IS JUSTIFIED BY HIS REFUSAL TO GIVE OUT MOB'S TEL. NUMBER?    COME ON ALIEN, YOU RELEASED OUR PACKER, WE WERE NOT HALF AS CHILDISH ABOUT IT AS YOU ARE BEING. ON THE SUBJECT OF RELEASED UTILITIES, ULTRA 2.0 AND AUTOHACK 2.?? HAVE BEEN RELEASED. WHILE I AM INTERESTED IN FINDING OUT WHERE THE LEAK IS, I DON'T THINK I WOULD THREATEN TO BEAT SOMEONE UP!    THE ONLY 'PERSON' I WANNA KILL IS YOU (ALIEN) 'COS YOU LOWER THE AVERAGE IQ OF WORLDWIDE HACKERS.....    RANT OVER....      GREETINGS TO.....    THE REST OF AUTOMATION...   DEREK MD (FOR KICKING THE POMPEYS BUTTS ON THE CONFERENCE LINES!)   THE REPLICANTS (FOR DELETING TITLES TO STOP ALIEN GETTING THEM!)   THE BAD BREW CREW (FOR GIVING MODEM USERS AT LEAST ONE BRITISH MEGA-CREW, 'COS THE POMPEYS JUST DON'T CUT IT I'M AFRAID!   WAIT TILL YOU SEE OUR BBS, GUYS!   PS. AUTOMATION ARE NOT A BRITISH MEGA-CREW, WE ARE A GLOBAL MEGA-CREW THANKS TO SHARAZ AND AXE!!!)   VAPOUR (FOR RIPPING THE DEPACK SOURCE AND RENAMING THE LABELS!)   MOB (FOR GETTING US THE PACKER AND FOR NOT BREAKING UP UNDER PRESSURE FROM ALIEN (BET YOU WERE SHAKING!  HA HA!  ) ALSO THANX TO MOB FOR BEING A GOOD FRIEND AND CONTACT!    ALSO MEGA-HYPER GREETINGS TO THE HOMEBOY....   A FRIEND I HAVE ONLY RECENTLY GOT TO KNOW, BUT NOW ONE OF THE BEST OF THEM!    (NO HOMO JOKES PLEASE, I DON'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!  IF YOU ARE INTO THAT TYPE OF THING TALK TO BIRDY!)   ....NEWSFLASH 2.0....   HAVE YOU GOT THE NEW MEGA-DEMO YET?  IT'S CALLED THE VAPOUR-DEMO AND IS CURRENTLY GOING AROUND THE COUNTRY....   CATCH IT AT A CONTACT NEAR YOU.....   IT'S CALLED THE 'VAPOUR DEMO' 'COS VAPOUR HIMSELF COULDN'T HACK IT!    WELL, AS WITH ALL GOOD THINGS, IT'S TIME FOR THE END....   WRAP!   


A074
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PRESENT COMPACT DISK NUMBER 74.ŝTHIS MUSIC WAS STOLEN FROM ARMY MOVES BY WAS (NOT WAS). THANKS TO DAVID WHITTAKER FOR MAKING HIS MUSIC A DODDLE TO RIP OFF!ŝBUY A ONE MEG UPGRADE! ŝGET A ONE MEG DRIVE! OR HAVE YOUR BUILT IN HALF MEG DRIVE UPGRADED!ŝGRAPHICS BY IAN.C , CODING BY WAS (NOT WAS).ŝAUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , THE L.S.D (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) , SHARAZ JEK , IAN.C , AND THE UN-NAMEABLES.ŝIS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?ŝGREETINGS GO TO TEX , THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE MEDWAY BOYS , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , TCB , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE UNTOUCHABLES , A-HA , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , BIRDY , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


A075
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PRESENT COMPACT DISK NUMBER 75.      THIS MUSIC WAS STOLEN FROM ARMY MOVES BY WAS (NOT WAS). THANKS TO DAVID WHITTAKER FOR MAKING HIS MUSIC A DODDLE TO RIP OFF!      BUY A ONE MEG UPGRADE! ŝGET A ONE MEG DRIVE! OR HAVE YOUR BUILT IN HALF MEG DRIVE UPGRADED!ŝGRAPHICS BY IAN.C , CODING BY WAS (NOT WAS).      IF YOU ARE OUT THERE ELVIS PRESLEY PLEASE CONTACT US NOW!      WHAT IS THE HARDEST PART OF A VEGATABLE TO EAT?        THE WHEELCHAIR.        HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE NEW GERMAN MICROWAVE?           IT SEATS NINE PEOPLE!       WHY DID ROBERT WAGNERS WIFE NOT PREFER TO WASH HERSELF ON THE BOAT?           BECAUSE SHE PREFERS TO WASH UP ON THE SHORE!         AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , THE L.S.D (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) , SHARAZ JEK , IAN.C , AND THE UN-NAMEABLES.ŝIS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?      GREETINGS GO TO TEX , THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE MEDWAY BOYS , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , SEWER SOFTWARE , ROCKYKID , JOHN.P IN GREECE , TNT-CREW , TCB , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE UNTOUCHABLES , A-HA , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , BIRDY , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


A076
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ONCE AGAIN VAPOUR COMES TO THE RESCUE AND FIXES THIS BORDER CODE FOR YOU STE FREAKSgg CHECK OUT   CD ad PART ` WHICH HAS A FULL DISK LIST AND INFO ON ITg MAKE SURE IT IS THE OFFICIAL AUTOMATION MENU AND NOT THE BOGUS VERSION PUT OUT BY THE POMPEY PUFFSggggg      THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY SCROLLER WRITTEN BY n   BISC     AND   n   EGB    WITH ENCOURAGEMENT FROM n   ARN n  CD ba     AUTOMATION ARE WAS NOT WAS    n   LSD     SHARAZ JEK     n  IANgC     THE UNlNAMEABLES AND COR BLIMEY NOT ARFg      THIS MUSIC WAS RIPPED OUT OF MENACE BY OZZWALDg    MESSAGE TO THE POWER GENERATION g g g g        THE REASON FOR DOING ONE MEG FILES IS BECAUSE FOR SOME GAMES h THE ONLY WAY YOU COULD HAVE THEM AS FILES ONLY WOULD BE TO USE ONE MEG OR ELSE WRITE A WESTERN DIGITAL RAW SECTOR BLOCK LOADER INTO SUCH GAMESg IF YOU EXPECT ME TO SPEND THE AMOUNT OF TIME NECESSARY TO CRACK h COMPACT h WRITE NEW LOAD ROUTINES AND REARRANGE ALL THE COMPACTED RAW FILES INTO BOOT FORMAT ONTO A DISK FOR THE SAKE OF MAKING IT RUN IN HALF A MEG THEN DO ME A FAVOUR AND GO FORTH AND MULTIPLYe      ALSO LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE WRITTEN A COMPACTOR WHICH CAN UNCOMPACT A PORTION OF THE BYTES FROM A FULLY COMPACTED FILE THEN YOU COULD COMPACT TECHNOCOP i\[[ PERCENT COMPACTIONj AND MAKE IT RUN IN HALF A MEG OF RAMe    THE LESSON HERE IS KEEP YOUR GOB SHUT UNTIL YOU COMPACT STUFF BETTER THAN WE DO h FOR EXAMPLE: SMALLER SINGLE PART FILES WITH NO PICTURES OR INTROS REMOVED h iUNLIKE YOUR CAPTAIN FIZZj h OR h BEING ABLE TO COMPACT EVERY FILE TO EACH GAME h iUNLIKE YOUR MARIAS XMAS BOXjg     BY THE WAY h HAVE YOU HACKED ANYTHING WITH A DECENT PROTECTION TECHNIQUE TO ITf         GREETINGS GO TO MY CONTACTS AND THOSE I THINK DESERVE A MENTION g g g g g g HI TO l THE REPLICANTS h n   TEX     THE GIGABYTE CREW n   STCS     n   BOSS     THE UNTOUCHABLES h bbblTEAM FINLAND h THE EDITMAN h FLEXIBLE FRONT h BIRDY h ROCKYKID h THE MEDWAY BOYS h TNTlCREW h DELIGHT h n   MCA     SEWER SOFTWARE iPOSSUM AND RATj h THE SUNNYBOYS h THE NEXT GENERATION h JOHNgP IN GREECE h HACKATARIMAN h RADICAL SYSTEMS AND n   PSI      IF YOU THINK I HAVE MISSED ANYONE OUT THEN THINK AGAINe         


A077
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I AM GETTING FED UP OF SAYING THIS BUT HERE IS ANOTHER MENU INTRO FIXED BY VAPOUR FOR THE STEggg    GET DISK ad PART ` WITH THE LATEST AUTOMATION INFO AND CD LIST ON ITg IT IS DATED JUNE ]] \dd[g DO NOT MISS ITg  BEWARE OF THE BOGUS AUTOMATION MENUS BEING MADE UP BY THE POMPEY DIPSTICKSggg  THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY SCROLLER WRITTEN BY n   BISC     AND   n   EGB    WITH ENCOURAGEMENT FROM n   ARN n  CD bb     AUTOMATION ARE WAS NOT WAS    n   LSD     SHARAZ JEK     n  IANgC     THE UNlNAMEABLES AND COR BLIMEY NOT ARFg      THIS MUSIC WAS RIPPED OUT OF MENACE BY OZZWALDg    GREETINGS GO TO MY CONTACTS AND THOSE I THINK DESERVE A MENTION g g g g g g HI TO l THE REPLICANTS h n   TEX     THE GIGABYTE CREW n   STCS     n   BOSS     THE UNTOUCHABLES h bbblTEAM FINLAND h FLEXIBLE FRONT h MENACING CRACKING ALLIANCE h BIRDY h ROCKYKID h THE MEDWAY BOYS h TNTlCREW h DELIGHT h n   MCA     SEWER SOFTWARE iPOSSUM AND RATj h THE SUNNYBOYS h THE NEXT GENERATION h JOHNgP IN GREECE h HACKATARIMAN h RADICAL SYSTEMS AND n   PSI      IF YOU THINK I HAVE MISSED ANYONE OUT THEN THINK AGAINe         


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AUTOMATION PRESENT COMPACT DISK NUMBER 78.      WELL! WHAT CAN I SAY?  HERE IS A FEW DESKTOP ONLY ITEMS SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHAT NUMBER YOU PRESS AS THEY ALL QUIT TO THE DESKTOP!ŝTHIS MUSIC WAS STOLEN FROM BLASTEROIDS BY OZZWALD.       GRAPHICS BY IAN.C , CODING BY WAS (NOT WAS).      IF YOU ARE OUT THERE ELVIS PRESLEY PLEASE CONTACT US NOW!      WHAT IS THE HARDEST PART OF A VEGATABLE TO EAT?        THE WHEELCHAIR.        HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE NEW GERMAN MICROWAVE?           IT SEATS NINE PEOPLE!       WHY DID ROBERT WAGNERS WIFE NOT PREFER TO WASH HERSELF ON THE BOAT?           BECAUSE SHE PREFERS TO WASH UP ON THE SHORE!         AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , THE L.S.D (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) , SHARAZ JEK , IAN.C , THE UN-NAMEABLES AND COR BLIMEY NOT ARF.ŝIS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?      GREETINGS GO TO TEX , THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE MEDWAY BOYS , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , TCB , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE UNTOUCHABLES , A-HA , THE SUNNYBOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , JOHN.P IN GREECE , ROCKYKID , KAM , BIRDY , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


A079
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^AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 79 . . . .      1 ------ PACLAND ------ 2 ------ ZYNAPSE ------ 3 ------ SAPIENS ------ 4 ------ ROGUE ------ 0 ------ TOGGLE 50-60 HZ ------               HI THERE FREAKY DUDES! - THIS MENU INTRO WAS CODED BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY NOT ARF!      [˙\^[\^MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION ARE COR BLIMEY NOT ARF           [˙\^NEIL          LANCE          [\^AND           [˙\^STEP          [\^. . . . . .           [˙\^WAS NOT WAS           IAN.C          SHARAZ JEK           [\^THE UN-NAMEABLES            [˙\^THE LAW           [\^AND           [˙\^DAK           [\^THE L.S.D           [˙\^OZZWALD       MARL          [\^AND           [˙\^REBEL                   _pacland.law


A080
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  AUTOMATION PRESENT COMPACT DISK NUMBER 80.          THIS MUSIC WAS STOLEN FROM ZOMBI BY OZZWALD.         COME ON POWER GENERATION, IF TERMINATOR DOES ALL THE WORK, WHY DOES A.B.C. MAN CLAIM ALL THE CREDIT AND TELLS EVERYBODY THAT TERMINATOR JUST HELPS HIM!!!            BUY A ONE MEG UPGRADE!       GET A ONE MEG DRIVE! OR HAVE YOUR BUILT IN HALF MEG DRIVE UPGRADED!        IF YOU WANT A ONE MEG DRIVE THEN WE CAN SUPPLY YOU WITH ONE PLUS FITTING INSTRUCTIONS FOR 50 QUID! . . . . . GET IN TOUCH IF YOU ARE INTERESTED.      GRAPHICS BY IAN.C , CODING BY WAS (NOT WAS).        AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , THE L.S.D (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) , SHARAZ JEK , IAN.C , THE UN-NAMEABLES AND COR BLIMEY NOT ARF.        IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?         GREETINGS GO TO HAL, TEX , THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , ROCKYKID , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , TCB , FLEXIBLE FRONT , JOHN.P IN GREECE , THE EDITMAN , A-HA , THE SUNNYBOYS , SERVO, TURNIP, KAM , BIRDY , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .
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#81
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CD UPDATE , PLEASE READ ON! . . . . THIS DISK NOW CONTAINS THE POPULOUS EXTRA DATA DISK INSTEAD OF STARWARS WHICH WILL APPEAR ON A LATER CD. I ALSO SORTED THE BUG OUT (POPULOUS CRASHED IF YOU LOADED THE DEMO FIRST). THERE IS SPACE FOR SOME SAVED GAMES ON THIS DISK.    AUTOMATION PRESENT COMPACT DISK NUMBER 81.      THIS MUSIC WAS RIPPED OFF FROM BLASTEROIDS BY OZZWALD.      YOU WON'T SEE POPULOUS ON A POWER GENERATION MENU AS THEY CAN'T HACK!      GRAPHICS BY IAN.C , CODING BY WAS (NOT WAS).      AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , OZZ FROM LSD , SHARAZ JEK , IAN.C , THE UN-NAMEABLES AND COR BLIMEY NOT ARF.ώIS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?      GREETINGS GO TO TEX , THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW ,  THE OVERLANDERS , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE UNTOUCHABLES , A-HA , THE SUNNYBOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , DELIGHT , THE LORDS OF THE DISK , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


#82v2
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     Welcome to Automation menu 82 version 2.0       This disk was redone for two reasons.......    Firstly because Defender of the Crown didn't load everything in in one go on a meg system, and secondly because with Packer v 2.0 we can fit another game on. (Even if it is Mega-Crap - Its still over 15K smaller than Birdy's version!)       got to go now....... Bye Bye from THE LAW......        


#83
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AUTOMATION PRESENT COMPACT DISK NUMBER 83.           IF YOU HAVE GOT DISK 80 THEN HAVE A GOOD LOOK AT THE CD LIST. IF YOU DISCOVER THAT YOU HAVE A GAME THAT DOES NOT WORK ON YOUR MACHINE AND ACCORDING TO THE CD LIST , IT SHOULD , THEN GET IN TOUCH AS YOU HAVE EITHER A DUFF COPY OR A PRE-RELEASE VERSION OF THE MENU. HOWEVER IF THE GAME IS FOFT ON CD 16 THEN DO NOT BOTHER AS WE HAVE NOT YET HAD A FULLY WORKING VERSION OF THIS GAME!        THIS MUSIC WAS STOLEN FROM PRISON BY OZZWALD.         BUY A ONE MEG UPGRADE!       GET A ONE MEG DRIVE! OR HAVE YOUR BUILT IN HALF MEG DRIVE UPGRADED!        IF YOU WANT A ONE MEG DRIVE THEN WE CAN SUPPLY YOU WITH ONE PLUS FITTING INSTRUCTIONS FOR 50 QUID! . . . . . GET IN TOUCH IF YOU ARE INTERESTED.      GRAPHICS BY IAN.C , CODING BY WAS (NOT WAS).        AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , THE L.S.D (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) , SHARAZ JEK , IAN.C , THE UN-NAMEABLES AND COR BLIMEY NOT ARF.        IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?         GREETINGS GO TO TEX , THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , ROCKYKID , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , TCB , FLEXIBLE FRONT , JOHN.P IN GREECE , THE REVOLUTION , A-HA , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , BIRDY , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


#84
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WELCOME TO AUTOMATION DISK 84           WELL HERE WE ARE AGAIN    -   NOTE THERE HAVE MADE A CHANGE  IN OUR SYSTEM.       I.E. WE ARE NOW USING A 80 TRACK 10 SECTOR FORMAT , MAKE SURE YOU USE DECENT DISKS AND NOT SINGLE-SIDED RUBBISH.          WE HAVE BEEN HEARING ABOUT OTHER GROUPS THAT THINK THEY ARE BETTER AT COMPACTING THAN US , WELL THINK AGAIN GUYS YOU ARE NOT IN OUR LEAGUE.        IF YOU ARE WAITING FOR THE GREETINGS, TOUGH LUCK THERE ARE NONE!             SO GO ON, SOD OFF!                              


#85
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YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOO . . .       AUTOMATION PRESENT COMPACT DISK NUMBER 85.           IF YOU HAVE GOT DISK 80 THEN HAVE A GOOD LOOK AT THE CD LIST. IF YOU DISCOVER THAT YOU HAVE A GAME THAT DOES NOT WORK ON YOUR MACHINE AND ACCORDING TO THE CD LIST , IT SHOULD , THEN GET IN TOUCH AS YOU HAVE EITHER A DUFF COPY OR A PRE-RELEASE VERSION OF THE MENU. HOWEVER IF THE GAME IS FOFT ON CD 16 THEN DO NOT BOTHER AS WE HAVE NOT YET HAD A FULLY WORKING VERSION OF THIS GAME!        THIS MUSIC WAS STOLEN FROM ZOMBI BY OZZWALD.         BUY A ONE MEG UPGRADE!       GET A ONE MEG DRIVE! OR HAVE YOUR BUILT IN HALF MEG DRIVE UPGRADED!        IF YOU WANT A ONE MEG DRIVE THEN WE CAN SUPPLY YOU WITH ONE PLUS FITTING INSTRUCTIONS FOR 50 QUID! . . . . . GET IN TOUCH IF YOU ARE INTERESTED.      GRAPHICS BY IAN.C , CODING BY WAS (NOT WAS).        AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , THE L.S.D (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) , SHARAZ JEK , IAN.C , THE UN-NAMEABLES AND COR BLIMEY NOT ARF.        IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?         GREETINGS GO TO TEX , THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , ROCKYKID , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , TCB , FLEXIBLE FRONT , JOHN.P IN GREECE , THE REVOLUTION , A-HA , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , BIRDY , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


#86
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YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOO . . .       AUTOMATION PRESENT COMPACT DISK NUMBER 86.          THIS MUSIC WAS STOLEN FROM COSMIC PIRATES BY OZZWALD.         GRAPHICS BY IAN.C , CODING BY WAS (NOT WAS).        AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , THE L.S.D (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) , SHARAZ JEK , IAN.C , THE UN-NAMEABLES AND COR BLIMEY NOT ARF.        


#87
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YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOO . . .       AUTOMATION PRESENT COMPACT DISK 87. MUSIC STOLEN FROM COSMIC PIRATES BY OZZ. GRAPHICS BY IAN.C , CODING BY WAS (NOT WAS). AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , THE L.S.D (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) , SHARAZ JEK , IAN.C , THE UN-NAMEABLES AND COR BLIMEY NOT ARF.        


#88
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YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOO . . .       AUTOMATION PRESENT COMPACT DISK NUMBER 88.          HERE IS A SHORT LIST OF WHAT WILL BE COMING YOUR WAY , SHORTLY!       SPACEBALLER , A 320 , SUPERMAN (ONE MEG FILE) , CLEVER AND SMART (ONE MEG FILE) , DUGGER (ONE MEG FILE) , OIDS , LIBERATOR , MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE , EPYX INTERNATIONAL KARATE AND JOAN OF ARC.      ALL THESE HAVE ALREADY BEEN DONE , WE ARE JUST WAITING FOR SOME DECENT GRAPHICS! I , WAS (NOT WAS) IS WORKING ON TIN TIN , VINDICATOR (ONE MEG FILE) AND COSMIC PIRATES . . .      COMING SHORTLY IS A BRAND NEW MENU INTRO CODED BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY NOT 'ARF!            IF YOU HAVE GOT DISK 80 THEN HAVE A GOOD LOOK AT THE CD LIST. IF YOU DISCOVER THAT YOU HAVE A GAME THAT DOES NOT WORK ON YOUR MACHINE AND ACCORDING TO THE CD LIST , IT SHOULD , THEN GET IN TOUCH AS YOU HAVE EITHER A DUFF COPY OR A PRE-RELEASE VERSION OF THE MENU. HOWEVER IF THE GAME IS FOFT ON CD 16 THEN DO NOT BOTHER AS WE HAVE NOT YET HAD A FULLY WORKING VERSION OF THIS GAME!        THIS MUSIC WAS STOLEN FROM THE REAL GHOST BUSTERS BY OZZWALD.         BUY A ONE MEG UPGRADE!       GET A ONE MEG DRIVE! OR HAVE YOUR BUILT IN HALF MEG DRIVE UPGRADED!        IF YOU WANT A ONE MEG DRIVE THEN WE CAN SUPPLY YOU WITH ONE PLUS FITTING INSTRUCTIONS FOR 50 QUID! . . . . . GET IN TOUCH IF YOU ARE INTERESTED.      GRAPHICS BY IAN.C , CODING BY WAS (NOT WAS).        AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , THE L.S.D (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) , SHARAZ JEK , IAN.C , THE UN-NAMEABLES AND COR BLIMEY NOT ARF.        IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?         GREETINGS GO TO TEX , THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , ROCKYKID , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , TCB , FLEXIBLE FRONT , JOHN.P IN GREECE , THE REVOLUTION , A-HA , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , BIRDY , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


#89v2
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                            REDONE FOR NEW TOS MACHINESg AUTOMATION PROUDLY PRESENT COMPACT DISK cd     l     STAR TREK SAVES GAME TO THE END OF TRACK c[ SECTORS chd AND \[g THIS NO TOP AND BOTTOM BORDER INTRO WAS CODED BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY l THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM LEATHERNECKS BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY     l     AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OFggg WAS iNOT WASj l THE LgSgD l SHARAZ JEK l COR BLIMEY NOT ARF l THE UNlNAMEABLES l AND IAN Cg     l     DO NOT JEST WITH THE BESTe @


#90
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DISK 90   -   WHAT A LOT OF DISKS WE HAVE DONE, WELL ON THIS ONE YOU WILL NOTICE INTERNATIONAL KARATE  -  THE ORIGINAL VERSION OR RATHER THE EPYX RELEASE ( THEY FIXED THE BUGS AND CHANGED THE NAME ), THAT AND HE-MAN WERE DONE BY WAS (NOT HACKING), WHO HAS BEEN A BIT QUIET LATELY, LETS HOPE HE DOES MORE SOON     WELL THAT WILL ABOUT DO FOR NOW, SO I LEAVE YOU WITH THIS LAST MESSAGE        WHO IS THE BEST    HAL OR THE EDITMAN?                         LAST BIT    -    WILL THE L.S.D. SPLIT UP SOON, WHY DO I SAY THIS WELL READ THE INFO FILE                                 _HELLO THIS IS THE GREETINGS SCROLLER          EH??? GREETINGS GO TO THE PRESIDENT, PIRASOFT/ACU, SERVO, HAL, EDITMAN, TURNIP, SPECIAL FX, THE REVOLUTION, MEDWAY BOYS, THE ELITE SQUAD, MCA, REPLICANTS, A-HA, KAM, SEWER SOFTWARE, CLIMAX, BBC, KEN AND MAC-MAN       WELL IF YOUR NAME WAS NOT THERE       WHO ARE YOU?                 -  


#91
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AUTOMATION PROUDLY PRESENT COMPACT DISK 91    -     THIS NO TOP AND BOTTOM BORDER INTRO WAS CODED BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY - THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM CYBERNOID II BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY     -     AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF... WAS (NOT WAS) - THE L.S.D - SHARAZ JEK - COR BLIMEY NOT 'ARF - THE UN-NAMEABLES - AND IAN C.     -     THANKS TO PURSY FOR THE GRAPHICS SENT TO US RECENTLY . . .       _-   ONE MEG ONLY   


#92v2
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                            REDONE FOR NEW TOS MACHINESg AUTOMATION PROUDLY PRESENT COMPACT DISK d] ALL TITLES ARE ONE MEG ONLY     THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM XENON BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY         AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OFggg WAS iNOT WASj  THE LgSgD  SHARAZ JEK  COR BLIMEY NOT ARF  THE UNlNAMEABLES  AND IAN Cg          THANKS TO PURSY TIMELORD AND V]g\[ FOR THE GRAPHICS SENT TO US RECENTLY g g g       HI TO THE REPLICANTS h THE REVOLUTION h BIRDY h FLEXIBLE FRONT h AlHA h KAM h THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY h THE MEDWAY BOYS h TTC         


#93
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AUTOMATION PROUDLY PRESENT COMPACT DISK 93    -     THIS NO TOP AND BOTTOM BORDER INTRO WAS CODED BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY - THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM  TRANTOR BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY!       -     AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF... WAS (NOT WAS) - THE L.S.D - SHARAZ JEK - COR BLIMEY NOT 'ARF - THE UN-NAMEABLES - AND IAN C.     -     THANKS TO PURSY FOR THE GRAPHICS SENT TO US RECENTLY . . .       _HI TO THE REPLICANTS , THE REVOLUTION , BIRDY , FLEXIBLE FRONT , A-HA , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY , THE MEDWAY BOYS , TTC     -    


#94
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AUTOMATION PROUDLY PRESENT COMPACT DISK 94     -     THE SAMPLE FOR CARRIER COMMAND IS ON THE B SIDE. WE CLAIM THE SMALLEST COMPACT VERSION OF ANY GAME. IF YOU KNOW OF ANY SMALLER VERSION LET US KNOW AND WE WILL REDO OURS WITH OUR NEWEST PACKER. ALL ORIGINAL INTROS , SAMPLES AND TITLE PICTURES MUST BE INCLUDED THOUGH , OTHERWISE IT DOESN'T COUNT.    IF YOU WANT A PARTICULAR GAME TO APPEAR ON AUTOMATION MENUS THEN SEND A WORKING PROTECTED COPY TO ANYONE IN THE GROUP AND BEHOLD , IT SHALL APPEAR ON AN AUTOMATION MENU. HEY PERVO! (A.B.C MAN) , HAVE YOU EVER HAD A WOMAN? IT'S JUST THAT WE'VE ONLY SEEN YOU WITH SCHOOLBOYS . . .    TO DAN OF THE REVOLUTION . . . GET HOSKAS TO REDO HIS CARRIER COMMAND AS OZZ SAYS IT BOMBS OUT AFTER 45 MINUTES DUE TO A CHECKSUM WHICH HASN'T BEEN REMOVED! SO MUCH FOR THE BRUM CLUB USING A VERSION OF CHUCKIE EGG II WHICH DOESN'T WORK ON 520 1.9 TOS . . . . WHY NOT USE OUR VERSION. ALSO , WHY THE CRAPPY DEMOS AND THE NONE WORKING CARRIER COMMAND? I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONLY USING GAMES THAT WORKED!    I GUESS YOU DON'T KNOW OF HOW MANY BUGS I'VE FIXED IN OTHER PEOPLES COMPACTS EH!   MAYBE THEN YOU WOULDN'T SINGLE ME OUT FOR MY MISTAKES. OR IS IT THAT YOU LOVE THE WORD WANK BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T EVER HAD A WOMAN EITHER. MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET IN TOUCH WITH PERVO , PROVIDED YOU'RE YOUNG ENOUGH THAT IS. YES FOLKS , IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE WE ARE 100 DISKS AHEAD OF EVERY OTHER PACKING GROUP!    THIS NO TOP AND BOTTOM BORDER INTRO WAS CODED BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY - THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM ADVANCED RUGBY SIMULATOR BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY     -     AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF... WAS (NOT WAS) - THE L.S.D - SHARAZ JEK - COR BLIMEY NOT 'ARF - THE UN-NAMEABLES - AND IAN C.     -     _DON'T JEST WITH THE BEST!


#95
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AUTOMATION PRESENT YET ANOTHER COMPACT DISK   NUMBER 95     -     THIS NO TOP AND BOTTOM BORDER INTRO WAS CODED BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY - THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM OBLITERATOR BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY     -     AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF... WAS (NOT WAS) - THE L.S.D - SHARAZ JEK - COR BLIMEY NOT 'ARF - THE UN-NAMEABLES - IAN C. AND BOB M.     -            WELL HERE WE ARE AGAIN!    WE GOT HOLD OF A DISK DONE BY A BUNCH OF WAGS CALLING THEMSELVES WORKING GAMES    UNFORTUNATELY THE CARRIER COMMAND ON THEIR DISK DID NOT WORK!  SOMEBODY FORGOT ABOUT THE CHECKSUMS!!                  BYE BYE        _       HI TO      HAL , SERVO , THE PRESIDENT , EDITMAN , THE REPLICANTS , SPECIAL FX , THE MEDWAY BOYS , REVOLUTION , SEWER SOFTWARE , PIRASOFT/ACU , CLIMAX , A-HA , TURNIP , AND ALL ELSE WHO KNOW US!      


#96
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                            REDONE FOR NEW TOS MACHINESg AUTOMATION PROUDLY PRESENT COMPACT DISK da     l     THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM ADVANCED RUGBY SIMULATOR BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY     l     AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OFggg WAS iNOT WASj l THE LgSgD l SHARAZ JEK l COR BLIMEY NOT ARF l THE UNlNAMEABLES l AND IAN Cg     l    


#97v2
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                            REDONE FOR NEW TOS MACHINESg AUTOMATION PROUDLY PRESENT COMPACT DISK ddddddddddbbbbbbbbb    l     THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM CUSTODIAN BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY     l     AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OFggg WAS iNOT WASj l THE LgSgD l SHARAZ JEK l COR BLIMEY NOT ARF l THE UNlNAMEABLES l AND IAN Cg     l     @


#98v2
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                            REDONE FOR NEW TOS MACHINESg AUTOMATION PROUDLY PRESENT COMPACT DISK dc    l     THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM PHANTASMg  THIS MENU HAS BEEN RECOMPILED BECAUSE WE FOUND OUT THAT MILLENIUM ]g] WILL ONLY WORK IN `\]K FROM THE DESKTOP AS A TOS FILEg   WELL h BELIEVE IT OR NOT THIS IS THE HUNDRETH DISK CONSIDERING THAT WE STARTED AT ZERO AND THAT WE HAVE TWO DISK adSg       HERE IS SOME NEWS FOR YOU g g g  WE HAVE RECENTLY REDONE FgOgFgT iCD\aj TO RUN ON ALL MACHINES h BOULDERDASH iCD_^j TO RUN ON \gd TOS h SUPERSKI iCD^dj h GALDREGONS DOMAIN h MISSION iCDa[j AND ISS iCDaaj TO RUN IN HALF MEG OF RAM h WE RECENTLY GOT HOLD OF GOOD COPIES OF THE MARIAS XMAS BOX PICTURE FILES AND A NONE CORRUPTED PICTURE FOR LEVEL _ OF BMX SIMULATOR h SHARAZ FIXED ROGUE TO NOT CRASH AFTER ONE FULL GAME h THE SORCEROR LORD TOS ERROR HAS BEEN REMOVED h RENEGADE LEVEL ] GRAPHICS HAVE BEEN FIXED AS WELL AS THE SOUND IN KRYPTON EGG h THE TOGGLE `[Za[ HZ NOW WORKS ON CDab AND CDa_ NOW BOOTS UP IN EITHER `[ OR a[HZ h THE BUG CAUSED BY THE OBLITERATOR MUSIC IN CDd^ HAS BEEN IRONED OUT h DO NOT DO A FILE COPY OF CDcd AS STARTREKgSAV WILL END UP ON THE WRONG SECTORS h DO NOT FORGET TO COPY CDd_ c[ TRACKS h \[ SECTORS AND DOUBLE SIDED AS THERE IS A SAMPLE ON THE B SIDE h SAPIENS WAS FIXED SO AS NOT TO LOCK UP WHEN CLICKING ON MAP h CD`\ HAS BEEN REPACKED WITH THE NEW PACKER AND ] MORE GAMES HAVE BEEN ADDED TO IT iIlBALL AND ST KRAKj h SAM AND ED ONLY RUNS IN ONE MEG DUE TO WASTEFUL PROGRAMMING BY THE AUTHOR h GAME OVER II PART ] ONLY WORKS IN ONE MEG ALSO DUE TO THE WAY IT WAS WRITTEN h ILLUSIONS WILL NOT BE REDONE TO WORK IN HALF A MEG BECUASE IT IT A BALLACHE AND PUBLIC DOMAIN CRAP ANYWAY h OCEAN BATTLESHIPS AND THUNDERCATS WERE REPACKED TO MAKE THEM SMALLER THAN ANYONE ELSES PACKED VERSION iTHEY ARE STILL \[[ PERCENTj h ACTION FIGHTER WAS A REPLICANTS HACK AND I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT FACT BUT IF SOMEONE WANTS TO SEND ME A PROTECTED COPY THEN I SHALL REDO IT AND INCLUDE THE TITLE PIC h LED STORM WAS REDONE TO RUN ON FOREIGN TOS MACHINES h CUSTODIAN WAS REDONE WITH THE PROPER TITLE PIC AND ANDES ATTACK WAS REDONE TO WORK ON HALF MEG \gd TOS h ZXYM AND ARKANOID III DONRT RUN ON \gd TOS DUE TO THE WAY THEY WERE PROGRAMMED AND IT IS UNLIKELY THAT WE WILL SPEND THE TIME TO FIX THESE FOR YOU iYOU ARE NOT MISSING MUCHj h POPULOUS WAS A BIT OF A SCREW UP WHERE WATCHING THE DEMO FIRST IS CONCERNED BUT IT STILL WORKS IF YOU SKIP THE DEMO h HUMAN KILLING MACHINE FINAL LEVELS WERE REPACKED AS THE LAST TWO LEVELS WERE THE WRONG WAY ROUND h ALL CARDS GAMES NOW RUN IN HALF MEG h GOLDEN PATH WAS FIXED TO ACCEPT A KEY PRESS ON LOADlUP h HADES NEBULA WAS ORIGINALLY A BUGGED GAME AND WAS NEVER RELEASED IN A FORMAT BETTER THAN OUR COMPACT VERSION h RAMBO III h WHIRLYGIG h CAPT AMERICA h IKARI WARRIORS AND CHOPPER X WERE FIXED FOR HALF MEG h OTHER FILES TO BE FIXED OR REPACKED WITH NEW PACKER INCLUDE TIGER ROAD h STELLAR CRUSADE h FOOTBALL DIRECTOR h GREAT BATTLES h TgNgT KRYPTON EGG FOR HALF MEG AND RETURN TO GENESIS FOR \gd TOSg     IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS THEN GET IN TOUCH WITH ANYONE IN AUTOMATION AND WE WILL BE GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE h WELL h ALMOSTe     AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OFggg WAS iNOT WASj l THE LgSgD l SHARAZ JEK l COR BLIMEY NOT RARF l THE UNlNAMEABLES l AND IAN Cg     l     THANKS TO PURSY h CHOPPER OF PSI h V]\g[ AND TIMELORD FOR THE GRAPHICS SENT TO US RECENTLY g g g       GREETINGS GO TO   l   THE SUNNYBOYS l THE FALLEN ANGELS l WEIRD SCIENCE l KAM l BIRDY l THE MEDWAY BOYS l THE REVOLUTION l THE GIGABYTE CREW l THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY l THE REPLICANTSg    GREET US AND WERLL GREET YOU h ELSE GET LOST


#99v2
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Yet Another Dave W. Tune Hacked By ***Neil*** Of Cor Blimey... Want Some Music For Your Intro? Call: UK-0827 251180                                                

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                            REDONE FOR NEW TOS MACHINESg AUTOMATION PROUDLY PRESENT COMPACT DISK dd    l     THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM EMPIRE STRIKES BACK BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY     l     AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OFggg WAS iNOT WASj l THE LgSgD l SHARAZ JEK l COR BLIMEY NOT ARF l THE UNlNAMEABLES l AND IAN Cg     l     THANKS TO PURSY FOR THE GRAPHICS SENT TO US RECENTLY


#100v2
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                            REDONE FOR NEW TOS MACHINESg AUTOMATION PROUDLY PRESENT COMPACT DISK \[[ NOW RUNNING ON THE STEggggg   IF ANYONE WANTS A PARTICULAR MENU OR A GAME DONE BY US TO RUN ON THEIR ST THEN JUST PASS ON A MESSAGE THROUGH YOUR CONTACTS TO ME VAPOUR AND I WILL TRY AND SEE TO YOUR REQUESTg AFTER DOING THIS LAST LITTLE BATCH OF MENUS FOR THE STE I CAN NOW STATE THAT THERE ARE VERY VERY FEW LEFT TO REDO FOR THE NEW TOSg I HAVE ALSO BEEN PLANNING TO WRITE A PROGRAM TO CHECKSUM EVERY INDIVIDUAL FILE ON ALL MY COMPACTS SO YOU CAN FEED ALL YOUR MENUS THROUGH IT TO FIND OUT IF YOU HAVE ANY DUFF OR PRElALTERED FILES ON YOUR VERSIONg WE ARE TALKING AN EXTENSIVE AMOUNT OF TYPING FOR ME TO DO THISg I WOULD HAVE TO TYPE IN ALL FILENAMES WITH ITS CHECKSUM VALUE AMONST OTHER USEFUL INFOg WITH `[[ DISKS ON THE CARDS WE ARE LOOKING AT SEVERAL THOUSAND FILENAMES TO TYPEg I LIKE THE IDEA BUT I AM NOT IMPRESSED WITH THE TIME FACTOR INVOLVED IN DOING ITg SO MAYBE YOU WILL NOT SEE THIS IDEAg OKg THIS IS THE DAY I DECIDED TO RELEASE MENU `[[g I ALSO FIXED THE EMPIRES BAD CRACK OF THE SPY WHO LOVED ME WHICH HAS STILL GOT MANUAL PROTECTION REQUESTS ON LEVEL

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Re: Scrollers project!
Reply #10 - 01.01.09 at 19:47:38
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#101
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AUTOMATION PROUDLY PRESENT COMPACT DISK 101     -     YES FOLKS , IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE WE ARE 100 DISKS AHEAD OF EVERY OTHER PACKING GROUPS!    THIS NO TOP AND BOTTOM BORDER INTRO WAS CODED BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY - THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM SIDEARMS BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY     -     AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF... WAS (NOT WAS) - THE L.S.D - SHARAZ JEK - COR BLIMEY NOT 'ARF - THE UN-NAMEABLES - AND IAN C.     -     _YEAH! THIS IS THE BOTTOM BORDER SCROLLER IN THIS NICE LOOKING MENU!     -     THIS SCROLLER COMES IN USEFUL FOR ALL THOSE JUICY BITS OF GOSSIP AND JOKES THAT YOU ALL LIKE TO READ!     -     NOW FOR A USEFUL GERMAN PHRASE... GUTEN TAG, WIE KOMME ICH AM BESTEN ZUM DURCHFALL STRASSE BITTE? - OR, AS YOU WOULD SAY IN ENGLISH - GOOD DAY, HOW DO I BEST GET TO DIARRHOEA STREET!     -          


#101v2
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                            REDONE FOR NEW TOS MACHINESg AUTOMATION PROUDLY PRESENT COMPACT DISK \[\     l     YES FOLKS h IT WILL NOT BE LONG BEFORE WE ARE \[[ DISKS AHEAD OF EVERY OTHER PACKING GROUPe    THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM SIDEARMS BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY     l     AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OFggg WAS iNOT WASj l THE LgSgD l SHARAZ JEK l COR BLIMEY NOT ARF l THE UNlNAMEABLES l AND IAN C


#102
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AUTOMATION PROUDLY PRESENT COMPACT DISK 102    -     THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM 1943.  A MESSAGE TO THE CRITICS . . . START APPRECIATING OUR TIME SPENT COMPILING THESE MENUS. OUR ARTISTS SPEND HOURS DRAWING DECENT GRAPHICS SO THAT WE CAN HAVE A DIFFERENT PICTURE EVERY DISK. OZZ , NEIL OF COR BLIMEY AND WAS (NOT WAS) SPEND TIME RIPPING TUNES OUT OF GAMES , THE MAJORITY OF THEM RIPPED OFF BU OZZ AND NEIL. WAITING FOR A GAME TO PACK OFTEN TAKES HOURS AND YOU STILL HAVE TO GET IT WORKING AFTERWARDS. ONE MEG SINGLE PART FILES OF BOOT DISKS TAKE THE LONGEST TO COMPILE (TRY DOING ONE AND SEE WHAT I MEAN). FORMATTING DISKS TO BE USED FOR A CD PLUS TRANSFERRING ALL THE THE GAMES ONTO A DISK ALSO TAKES UP TIME ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A LOT OF FILES AND THIS IS ONE THING I (WAS NOT WAS) AM SICK OF DOING , SO OZZ IS TAKING OVER FOR A WHILE SO THAT I CAN GET CREDIT FOR COMPACTING GAMES INSTEAD OF COMPILING MENUS WHERE NO RECOGNITION IS GAINED. I'VE COMPILED NEARLY 100 CD'S SO NOW I'M HAVING A BREAK. TO COMPILE A CD YOU HAVE TO BUILD UP THE GAME TITLES AND BLOCK DRAG THEM ONTO A PIC , SELECT A TUNE AND GET IT WORKING WITH THE MENU , WRITE BORING SCROLLERS AND WORK OUT WHICH TITLES CAN NOT BE AUTORUN. THIS MIGHT NOT SOUND LIKE MUCH BUT IT ALL TAKES TIME AND BELEIVE ME IT DOES! WHEN ALL IS DONE THE NEW MENUS HAVE TO BE COPIED AND DISTRIBUTED TO ALL MEMBERS OF THE GROUP (ANYWAY LIKE TO FOOT THE BILL OF SENDING THE CD'S TO SHARAZ DOWN UNDER?). ANYWAY , NOW THAT I'VE GOT THE COMPLAINING OVER HERE IS THE REST OF THE UPPER SCROLL ------- HELLO ------- GOODBYE -------         _GREETINGS GO TO   -   THE SUNNYBOYS - THE FALLEN ANGELS - WEIRD SCIENCE - KAM - BIRDY - THE MEDWAY BOYS - THE REVOLUTION - THE GIGABYTE CREW - SEWER SOFTWARE - THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY - THE REPLICANTS.    GREET US AND WE'LL GREET YOU , ELSE GET LOST!      


#102v2
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                            REDONE FOR NEW TOS MACHINESg AUTOMATION PROUDLY PRESENT COMPACT DISK \[]    l     THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM \d_^g  A MESSAGE TO THE CRITICS g g g START APPRECIATING OUR TIME SPENT COMPILING THESE MENUSg OUR ARTISTS SPEND HOURS DRAWING DECENT GRAPHICS SO THAT WE CAN HAVE A DIFFERENT PICTURE EVERY DISKg OZZ h NEIL OF COR BLIMEY AND WAS iNOT WASj SPEND TIME RIPPING TUNES OUT OF GAMES h THE MAJORITY OF THEM RIPPED OFF BY OZZ AND NEILg WAITING FOR A GAME TO PACK OFTEN TAKES HOURS AND YOU STILL HAVE TO GET IT WORKING AFTERWARDSg ONE MEG SINGLE PART FILES OF BOOT DISKS TAKE THE LONGEST TO COMPILE iTRY DOING ONE AND SEE WHAT I MEANjg FORMATTING DISKS TO BE USED FOR A CD PLUS TRANSFERRING ALL THE THE GAMES ONTO A DISK ALSO TAKES UP TIME ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT A LOT OF FILES AND THIS IS ONE THING I iWAS NOT WASj AM SICK OF DOING h SO OZZ IS TAKING OVER FOR A WHILE SO THAT I CAN GET CREDIT FOR COMPACTING GAMES INSTEAD OF COMPILING MENUS WHERE NO RECOGNITION IS GAINEDg I HAVE COMPILED NEARLY \[[ CDS SO NOW I AM HAVING A BREAKg TO COMPILE A CD YOU HAVE TO BUILD UP THE GAME TITLES AND BLOCK DRAG THEM ONTO A PIC h SELECT A TUNE AND GET IT WORKING WITH THE MENU h WRITE BORING SCROLLERS AND WORK OUT WHICH TITLES CAN NOT BE AUTORUNg THIS MIGHT NOT SOUND LIKE MUCH BUT IT ALL TAKES TIME AND BELIEVE ME IT DOESe WHEN ALL IS DONE THE NEW MENUS HAVE TO BE COPIED AND DISTRIBUTED TO ALL MEMBERS OF THE GROUP iANYWAY LIKE TO FOOT THE BILL OF SENDING THE CDS TO SHARAZ DOWN UNDERfjg ANYWAY h NOW THAT I HAVE GOT THE COMPLAINING OVER HERE IS THE REST OF THE SCROLLER lllllll HELLO lllllll GOODBYE lllllll         GREETINGS GO TO   l   THE SUNNYBOYS l THE FALLEN ANGELS l WEIRD SCIENCE l KAM l BIRDY l THE MEDWAY BOYS l THE REVOLUTION l THE GIGABYTE CREW l THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY l THE REPLICANTSg    GREET US AND WE WILL GREET YOU h ELSE GET LOST


#103
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WELL HERE WE ARE ON DISK 103,     THIS MAY BE THE LAST TIME WE USE THIS MENU, AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED WE HAVE BEEN USING IT A LOT, BUT BEFORE YOU BITCH ABOUT THAT FACT, REMEMBER THIS     WE HAVE OVER 100 MENU'S AND UNFORTUNATELY IF WE WROTE A DIFFERENT MENU FOR EACH ONE WE WOULD HAVE ISSUED ONLY ABOUT 20 OF THEM, SO THAT IS WHY WE RE-USE THE CODE, ANYWAY WE NOW USE DIFFERENT GRAPHIX ON ALL OUR MENU'S            SO IF YOU WANT TO WRITE A NEW INTRO FOR EVERY MENU WE RELEASE (APPROX. 10-15 A MONTH) CONTACT US, YOU MUST BE A FAST CODER!                        _I HOPE YOU LIKE THE GRAPHICS ON THIS ONE AS THEY ARE DONE BY A NEW RECRUIT TO OUR FOLD, WATCH FOR MORE STUFF FROM HIM SOON       HE USED TO DO GRAPHIX FOR AC/DC MAN(SORRY ABC MAN), BUT AS HE IS ALL MOUTH AND NO PRODUCT, HE HAS NOT USED ANY OF THEM, SO AS THE ARTIST WANTED PEOPLE TO SEE HIS STUFF, HE CONTACTED US,    OH BY THE WAY THE 'FAST' LOGO WAS DONE BY MARL(ABOUT TIME HE DID SOMETHING!)                  


#103v2
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                            REDONE FOR NEW TOS MACHINESg AUTOMATION PROUDLY PRESENT COMPACT DISK \[^ NOW RUNNING ON THE STEggggg   IF ANYONE WANTS A PARTICULAR MENU OR A GAME DONE BY US TO RUN ON THEIR ST THEN JUST PASS ON A MESSAGE THROUGH YOUR CONTACTS TO ME VAPOUR AND I WILL TRY AND SEE TO YOUR REQUESTg AFTER DOING THIS LAST LITTLE BATCH OF MENUS FOR THE STE I CAN NOW STATE THAT THERE ARE VERY VERY FEW LEFT TO REDO FOR THE NEW TOSg I HAVE ALSO BEEN PLANNING TO WRITE A PROGRAM TO CHECKSUM EVERY INDIVIDUAL FILE ON ALL MY COMPACTS SO YOU CAN FEED ALL YOUR MENUS THROUGH IT TO FIND OUT IF YOU HAVE ANY DUFF OR PRElALTERED FILES ON YOUR VERSIONg WE ARE TALKING AN EXTENSIVE AMOUNT OF TYPING FOR ME TO DO THISg I WOULD HAVE TO TYPE IN ALL FILENAMES WITH ITS CHECKSUM VALUE AMONST OTHER USEFUL INFOg WITH `[[ DISKS ON THE CARDS WE ARE LOOKING AT SEVERAL THOUSAND FILENAMES TO TYPEg I LIKE THE IDEA BUT I AM NOT IMPRESSED WITH THE TIME FACTOR INVOLVED IN DOING ITg SO MAYBE YOU WILL NOT SEE THIS IDEAg OKg THIS IS THE DAY I DECIDED TO RELEASE MENU `[[g I ALSO FIXED THE EMPIRES BAD CRACK OF THE SPY WHO LOVED ME WHICH HAS STILL GOT MANUAL PROTECTION REQUESTS ON LEVEL


#104
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                          THIS IS MENU \[_           NUMBER \[_ IN A SERIES OF \[_e       THE GROOVY SCROLLER WAS WRITTEN BY THE SUBlHUMANS IN TURKEY             DO AUTOMATION EVER REST FOR A MINUTEh WELL I AM AFRAID NOTe       SO THOSE LOOKING TO KNOCK US OFF OUR THRONE WILL HAVE TO TRY VERY HARD AS WE DO NOT INTEND TO STOP FOR A LONG TIME YETe             BYE BYE FOR NOW        


#104v2
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                          THIS IS MENU \[_           NUMBER \[_ IN A SERIES OF \[_e       THE GROOVY SCROLLER WAS WRITTEN BY THE SUBlHUMANS IN TURKEY             DO AUTOMATION EVER REST FOR A MINUTEh WELL I AM AFRAID NOTe       SO THOSE LOOKING TO KNOCK US OFF OUR THRONE WILL HAVE TO TRY VERY HARD AS WE DO NOT INTEND TO STOP FOR A LONG TIME YETe             BYE BYE FOR NOW        


#105
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AUTOMATION PRESENTS DISK \[`                            WELL ON THIS ONE YOU WILL NOTICE THAT YET AGAIN WE SHOW THE OPPOSITION HOW TO HACKe         THIS DISKS SLAGGING MUST GO TO A BUNCH OF WAGS CALLING THEMSELVES         ATOMIC         THEY ARE MERRILY SLAGGING US AND SAYING HOW BAD EVERYBODY ELSE IS      YET HAVE YOU SEEN THEIR DISK            MOST OF IT IS JUNK AND BADLY PACKED JUNK AT THATh AND WHAT IS THIS THUNDER CRAP                 THUNDER HAS GOT TO BE THE WORST PACKER ON ANY COMPUTER       SO WHAT LESSON SHOULD THEY LEARN FROM THIS         IF YOU ARE LAME DONT SLAG OTHER PEOPLE OFFee                     BYE BYE              


#105v2
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AUTOMATION PRESENTS DISK \[`                            WELL ON THIS ONE YOU WILL NOTICE THAT YET AGAIN WE SHOW THE OPPOSITION HOW TO HACKe         THIS DISKS SLAGGING MUST GO TO A BUNCH OF WAGS CALLING THEMSELVES         ATOMIC         THEY ARE MERRILY SLAGGING US AND SAYING HOW BAD EVERYBODY ELSE IS      YET HAVE YOU SEEN THEIR DISK            MOST OF IT IS JUNK AND BADLY PACKED JUNK AT THATh AND WHAT IS THIS THUNDER CRAP                 THUNDER HAS GOT TO BE THE WORST PACKER ON ANY COMPUTER       SO WHAT LESSON SHOULD THEY LEARN FROM THIS         IF YOU ARE LAME DONT SLAG OTHER PEOPLE OFFee                     BYE BYE              


#106
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    AUTOMATION   n DISK \[a       WELL HERE WE ARE AGAINg      SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE SEEN A SMALLER VERSION OF RVF HONDAh BUT DO NOT BE TRICKED FOR THOSE VERSIONS HAVE HAD THE EXTRA BITS YOU GET IN \ MEG REMOVEDh NICE MOVE GUYSe        ANYWAY OUR VERSION IS    \[[ PERCENTe        THANX TO THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY FOR THIS CUTE SCROLLER    WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK OF OUR NEW GRAFIX MANh PRETTY FAB GRAFIXh DONT YOU THINKf        MORE FROM HIM SOON         TIME TO GOh    LOADS OF GREETINGS ON \[bh   HONEST


#106v2
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    AUTOMATION   } DISK 106       WELL HERE WE ARE AGAIN.      SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE SEEN A SMALLER VERSION OF RVF HONDA, BUT DO NOT BE TRICKED FOR THOSE VERSIONS HAVE HAD THE EXTRA BITS YOU GET IN 1 MEG REMOVED, NICE MOVE GUYS!        ANYWAY OUR VERSION IS    100 PERCENT!        THANX TO THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY FOR THIS CUTE SCROLLER    WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK OF OUR NEW GRAFIX MAN, PRETTY FAB GRAFIX, DONT YOU THINK?        MORE FROM HIM SOON         TIME TO GO,    LOADS OF GREETINGS ON 107,   HONEST!              


#107
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    AUTOMATION  n DISK \[b       ONE MORE TIME WE DO THE BUSINESS      `[[ HERE WE COME          WELL FIRST OF ALL SOME INFORMATION      THERE APPEARS TO BE TWO VERSIONS OF DISK \[` GOING AROUND   \ DUFF AND \ OKAY         THE WAY TO TELL IS IF XYBOTS WORKS ON A `\]K MACHINE iYES IT IS A SINGLE PART    YES ALL THE LEVELS ARE THERE INCLUDING THE MASTER XYBOTj           WELL I HAVE DECIDED TO DO THE MEGA GREETINGS ON A LATER MENU     WHYf  BECAUSE THIS IS THE SEVENTH MENU I HAVE DONE THIS WEEK    PHEWe         NO TIME GOT TO DO THE NEXT ONE                HIYA HAL     WHERES   BATMANe            


#107v2
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    AUTOMATION  } DISK 107       ONE MORE TIME WE DO THE BUSINESS      500 HERE WE COME          WELL FIRST OF ALL SOME INFORMATION      THERE APPEARS TO BE TWO VERSIONS OF DISK 105 GOING AROUND   1 DUFF AND 1 OKAY         THE WAY TO TELL IS IF XYBOTS WORKS ON A 512K MACHINE (YES IT IS A SINGLE PART    YES ALL THE LEVELS ARE THERE INCLUDING THE MASTER XYBOT)           WELL I HAVE DECIDED TO DO THE MEGA GREETINGS ON A LATER MENU     WHY?  BECAUSE THIS IS THE SEVENTH MENU I HAVE DONE THIS WEEK    PHEW!         NO TIME GOT TO DO THE NEXT ONE                HIYA HAL     WHERES   BATMAN!            


#108
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AUTOMATION 108      1 - SEX VIXENS      2 - TETRIS 2      _AUTOMATION PRESENT DISK 108           YES I KNOW IT IS THAT SCROLLER AGAIN , BUT I HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE THIS TIME        THERE IS NO ROOM ON THE PICTURE FOR THE GAME NAMES , SO RATHER THAN RUIN A GREAT PICTURE THE GAME NAMES ARE IN THE TOP SCROLLER , SO THERE!!!           HELLO TO      HAL , SERVO , THE PRESIDENT , EDITMAN , THE REPLICANTS , SPECIAL FX , THE MEDWAY BOYS , REVOLUTION , SEWER SOFTWARE , PIRASOFT/ACU , CLIMAX , A-HA , TURNIP , AND ALL ELSE WHO KNOW US!      _


#108v2
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                            REDONE FOR NEW TOS MACHINESg  THIS MENU CONTAINS SEX VIXENS AND TETRIS IIg   BOTH RUN FROM THE DESKTOP SO PRESS SPACE TO EXIT MENUg  AUTOMATION PROUDLY PRESENT COMPACT DISK \[c NOW RUNNING ON THE STEggggg   IF ANYONE WANTS A PARTICULAR MENU OR A GAME DONE BY US TO RUN ON THEIR ST THEN JUST PASS ON A MESSAGE THROUGH YOUR CONTACTS TO ME VAPOUR AND I WILL TRY AND SEE TO YOUR REQUESTg AFTER DOING THIS LAST LITTLE BATCH OF MENUS FOR THE STE I CAN NOW STATE THAT THERE ARE VERY VERY FEW LEFT TO REDO FOR THE NEW TOSg I HAVE ALSO BEEN PLANNING TO WRITE A PROGRAM TO CHECKSUM EVERY INDIVIDUAL FILE ON ALL MY COMPACTS SO YOU CAN FEED ALL YOUR MENUS THROUGH IT TO FIND OUT IF YOU HAVE ANY DUFF OR PRElALTERED FILES ON YOUR VERSIONg WE ARE TALKING AN EXTENSIVE AMOUNT OF TYPING FOR ME TO DO THISg I WOULD HAVE TO TYPE IN ALL FILENAMES WITH ITS CHECKSUM VALUE AMONST OTHER USEFUL INFOg WITH `[[ DISKS ON THE CARDS WE ARE LOOKING AT SEVERAL THOUSAND FILENAMES TO TYPEg I LIKE THE IDEA BUT I AM NOT IMPRESSED WITH THE TIME FACTOR INVOLVED IN DOING ITg SO MAYBE YOU WILL NOT SEE THIS IDEAg OKg THIS IS THE DAY I DECIDED TO RELEASE MENU `[[g I ALSO FIXED THE EMPIRES BAD CRACK OF THE SPY WHO LOVED ME WHICH HAS STILL GOT MANUAL PROTECTION REQUESTS ON LEVEL


#109
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    AUTOMATION  n DISK \[d          THERE HAS BEEN A BIT OF A DELAY IN GETTING THIS ONE OUTh BUT HERE IT IS AT LAST     WELL THE OBVIOUS STAR OF THIS DISK IS THE \ MEG VERSION OF CIRCUS ATTRACTIONS         OTHER NEWS   WELL THE MAIN BIT OF GOOD NEWS IS THAT THE BAD BREW CREWiBBCj WILL BE WORKING WITH US TO ACHIEVE THE ULTIMATE SET OF COMPACTED DISKS iARE THEY ALREADYf j     SO WATCH OUT FOR SOME FAB HACKS REAL SOON       COMING SHORTLY  COMPACTER V^g[    THE BEST KEEP GETTING BETTER    WOT NO COMPETITIONeeeeee                    HELLO WORLD                


#109v2
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    AUTOMATION  } DISK 109          THERE HAS BEEN A BIT OF A DELAY IN GETTING THIS ONE OUT, BUT HERE IT IS AT LAST     WELL THE OBVIOUS STAR OF THIS DISK IS THE 1 MEG VERSION OF CIRCUS ATTRACTIONS         OTHER NEWS   WELL THE MAIN BIT OF GOOD NEWS IS THAT THE BAD BREW CREW(BBC) WILL BE WORKING WITH US TO ACHIEVE THE ULTIMATE SET OF COMPACTED DISKS (ARE THEY ALREADY? )     SO WATCH OUT FOR SOME FAB HACKS REAL SOON       COMING SHORTLY  COMPACTER V3.0    THE BEST KEEP GETTING BETTER    WOT NO COMPETITION!!!!!!                    HELLO WORLD                


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#113
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     AUTOMATION  n DISK \\^             YES WE ARE STILL GOING       EVEN IF OUR SUMMER OUTPUT IS A LITTLE BIT ON THE SLOW SIDE        FIRST A BIG HELLO TO    n DELLMD      iGET DEALING WITH HAL    HE IS A LITTLE WARPED   BUT A GOOD GUY   l    HEY HAL WHERE IS MY COPY OF HELPej      THAT BRINGS ME TO AN INTERESTING QUESTION    HAS ANYBODY OUT THERE GOT A COPY OF THE BEATLES FILM     n  HELPe     IF YOU HAVE CONTACT US IMMEDIATELY AND I WILL GUARANTEE YOU ALL THE LATEST STUFF AS WE DO IT       GET CHECKING THOSE VIDEO TAPESee               ON WITH THE SCROLL     I MUST GIVE OUT A LITTLE BIT OF INFORMATION TO THE MEDWAY BOYS      YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW THIS    BUT YOUR DISK \_ HAS A LITTLE FILE CALLED PHOBIAOgDAT MISSING     UNFORTUNATELY WITHOUT IT YOU CANNOT COMPLETE THE GAME AS IT DEMANDS DISK A BACKe        AND ON THE MATTER OF PHOBIA   WHY DID YOU NOT PACK ALL THE DATA FILES     THEY SHRUNK QUITE WELLe                HI TO THE FOLLOWING COMPACTION GREATS        l        USe      h    BBC    h    REVOLUTION      ALSO A HI TO THE FOLLOWING NOT SO GOOD COMPACTION PEOPLE       l      MEDWAY BOYS h BIRDY h TIMELORDS h THE POWER GENERATION iDONT TRY TO COMPETE WITH US ON COMPACTING STUFF    WE WILL BLOW YOU AWAYej              NOW FOR A JOKE      A GROUP CALLED ATOMIC        GET ONE OF THEIR DISKS AND HAVE A GOOD LAUGH                   WOT NO COMPETITIONeeeeee           OH I NEARLY FORGOT A BIG HI TO THE EDITMAN AND HALe               


#113v2
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     AUTOMATION  n DISK \\^             YES WE ARE STILL GOING       EVEN IF OUR SUMMER OUTPUT IS A LITTLE BIT ON THE SLOW SIDE        FIRST A BIG HELLO TO    n DELLMD      iGET DEALING WITH HAL    HE IS A LITTLE WARPED   BUT A GOOD GUY   l    HEY HAL WHERE IS MY COPY OF HELPej      THAT BRINGS ME TO AN INTERESTING QUESTION    HAS ANYBODY OUT THERE GOT A COPY OF THE BEATLES FILM     n  HELPe     IF YOU HAVE CONTACT US IMMEDIATELY AND I WILL GUARANTEE YOU ALL THE LATEST STUFF AS WE DO IT       GET CHECKING THOSE VIDEO TAPESee               ON WITH THE SCROLL     I MUST GIVE OUT A LITTLE BIT OF INFORMATION TO THE MEDWAY BOYS      YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW THIS    BUT YOUR DISK \_ HAS A LITTLE FILE CALLED PHOBIAOgDAT MISSING     UNFORTUNATELY WITHOUT IT YOU CANNOT COMPLETE THE GAME AS IT DEMANDS DISK A BACKe        AND ON THE MATTER OF PHOBIA   WHY DID YOU NOT PACK ALL THE DATA FILES     THEY SHRUNK QUITE WELLe                HI TO THE FOLLOWING COMPACTION GREATS        l        USe      h    BBC    h    REVOLUTION      ALSO A HI TO THE FOLLOWING NOT SO GOOD COMPACTION PEOPLE       l      MEDWAY BOYS h BIRDY h TIMELORDS h THE POWER GENERATION iDONT TRY TO COMPETE WITH US ON COMPACTING STUFF    WE WILL BLOW YOU AWAYej              NOW FOR A JOKE      A GROUP CALLED ATOMIC        GET ONE OF THEIR DISKS AND HAVE A GOOD LAUGH                   WOT NO COMPETITIONeeeeee           OH I NEARLY FORGOT A BIG HI TO THE EDITMAN AND HALe               


#114
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     AUTOMATION  n DISK \\_             WELL HERE WE HAVE DISK \\_     ON THIS ONE WE INCLUDE JAWS iCOMPLETE WITH ALL INTRO AND MUSICj        PHOBIA iINCLUDES ALL LEVELS   TRAINER ON THE KEYPAD STAR KEYej           AS YOU NOTICE THEY ARE BOTH FULLY COMPLETE VERSIONS OF THE GAMES               WELL WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE AUTOMATION WORLD         WELL FIRST OF ALL   WASiNOT WASj IS SEMIlRETIRING     WHYf     WELL I DO NOT REALLY KNOW WHY      BUT HERE IS A CLUE       IT IS A ROLLING STONES SONG     IT BEGINS WITH UNDER AND ENDS WITH THUMB               GUESSED IT YETf         BUT ON THE GOOD SIDE     THE BBC HAVE NOW TEAMED UP WITH US        THE AUTOMATION JUGGERNAUT ROLLS ONe             WELL NEXT TO DO IS CHARIOTS OF WRATH       I WONDER IF WE WILL BE THE ONLY GROUP TO PACK ALL THE FILES          WELL OUR PACKER IS THE ONLY ONE THAT WILL BEAT THE ONE THAT IT IS ALREADY PACKED WITH        VERSION ^ WILL BE HERE REAL SOON         IF YOU WANT TO GET HOLD OF A BETTER PACKER EASILY  WHY NOT TRY LOOKING AT SOME PC PACKERS   AS THE BEST ONES ON THAT MACHINE BEAT ANY ON ST OR AMIGAe       SO GET A PC     LEARN SOME c[ca AND GET RIPPING     WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DO NOT HAVE A PC AND YOU DO NOT KNOW ANY c[ca     WHAT KIND OF A HACKER ARE YOU ANYWAYf                   HEY HALh WHO IS THIS DELLMD CHAP         OH WELL TIME TO GO       BYE BYE FOR NOWe                      


#114v2
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     AUTOMATION  n DISK \\_             WELL HERE WE HAVE DISK \\_     ON THIS ONE WE INCLUDE JAWS iCOMPLETE WITH ALL INTRO AND MUSICj        PHOBIA iINCLUDES ALL LEVELS   TRAINER ON THE KEYPAD STAR KEYej           AS YOU NOTICE THEY ARE BOTH FULLY COMPLETE VERSIONS OF THE GAMES               WELL WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE AUTOMATION WORLD         WELL FIRST OF ALL   WASiNOT WASj IS SEMIlRETIRING     WHYf     WELL I DO NOT REALLY KNOW WHY      BUT HERE IS A CLUE       IT IS A ROLLING STONES SONG     IT BEGINS WITH UNDER AND ENDS WITH THUMB               GUESSED IT YETf         BUT ON THE GOOD SIDE     THE BBC HAVE NOW TEAMED UP WITH US        THE AUTOMATION JUGGERNAUT ROLLS ONe             WELL NEXT TO DO IS CHARIOTS OF WRATH       I WONDER IF WE WILL BE THE ONLY GROUP TO PACK ALL THE FILES          WELL OUR PACKER IS THE ONLY ONE THAT WILL BEAT THE ONE THAT IT IS ALREADY PACKED WITH        VERSION ^ WILL BE HERE REAL SOON         IF YOU WANT TO GET HOLD OF A BETTER PACKER EASILY  WHY NOT TRY LOOKING AT SOME PC PACKERS   AS THE BEST ONES ON THAT MACHINE BEAT ANY ON ST OR AMIGAe       SO GET A PC     LEARN SOME c[ca AND GET RIPPING     WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DO NOT HAVE A PC AND YOU DO NOT KNOW ANY c[ca     WHAT KIND OF A HACKER ARE YOU ANYWAYf                   HEY HALh WHO IS THIS DELLMD CHAP         OH WELL TIME TO GO       BYE BYE FOR NOWe                      


#115
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pqrstuvwxyz{|}  PRESENT   [     DISK 115     [ώ         [  0 FOR 50/60 HZ  [ώ    YES INDEED FOLKS,    WE CONTINUE ON OUR MERRY WAY DISK BY DISK    AS YOU READ THIS I SHOULD BE FINISHING OFF THE DISKS UPTO 120              WHO SAYS WE WONT MAKE 200!!!         WELL ONTO MORE IMPORTANT THINGS    I HOPE YOU LIKE THE PICTURE ABOVE, IT IS YET ANOTHER FAB PIC FROM OUR NEW ARTIST WAYNE      YOU MAY HAVE SEEN SOME OF THE PICTURES HE HAS DONE IN OTHER PLACES     HOW DID THEY GET THERE?       WELL THE PHRASE 'THIEVING SCUM' COMES TO MIND         WE ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE HE HAS ALLOWED TO USE HIS PICTURES,  SO IF YOU ARE THINKING OF USING ONE OF HIS PICTURES THINK AGAIN,  FOR YOU WILL BE REVEALED TO BE A THIEVING BASTED AND WE WILL INFORM THE ENTIRE ST COMMUNITY (WOT NO STREET CRED ANYMORE!)         GREETINGS TIME       [  MEGA GREETINGS  [ώTHE PRESIDENT, PIRASOFT/ACU, REPLICANTS, MCA, MEDWAY BOYS, SERVO        [ NORMAL GREETINGS [ώ TO OVERLANDERS, A-HA, TEX, TNT-CREW, EPSILON, THE ELITE SQUAD, SPECIAL FX, CAREBEARS, I.C.G., XXX INTERNATIONAL, SEWER SOFTWARE, TURNIP, KAM, DELLMD, THE GUDDIES, ANDY WOZ, JOHN P. IN GREECE, BIRDY, EQUINOX, SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY, BLUE SYSTEM, 42-CREW, B.O.S.S., DELTA FORCE, FALLEN ANGELS, ELECTRO SOFT, WEIRD SCIENCE, THE SUNNY BOYS, LEVEL 16, REVOLUTION, HACKATARIMAN, FLEXIBLE FRONT, 1001-CREW, SYNC, OMEGA, THE LOST BOYS, RADICAL SYSTEMS, GHOST, VECTOR, ANTI-AMIGA CREW, 2 LIFE CREW, THE GIMMERS AT ROGUE, NO CREW, TSUNOO RHILTY, STCS, TIMBO, DR TYPO, ZAPHOD, 007, LEGEND, ANGELS OF MERCY, AMIGA YORKSHIRE, THE LIGHT TEAM, THE CONSTELLATIONS, AN-COOL, GIGABYTE CREW, B COOL, CLIMAX, MAC-MAN, KEN,           PHEW!    [ GRAFIX GREETINGS [ώ    GO TO IAN.C, WAYNE, PURSY, TIMELORD, V2.10                 PHEW!     [  FUCKINGS GO TO  [ώ     TURBO CRACKERS(FOR CHANGING OUR SCROLLERS    SCUM!!!), THE POWERS THAT BE, WORKING GAMES AND OTHER TEXT/DISK EDIT MERCHANTS!                       NOW HAVE I FORGOTTEN ANYONE                    NO I DONT THINK SO                         [  VIDEO GREETING  [ώ      TO EDITMAN             AND             HAL             ONCE UPON A TIME.... 


#116
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pqrstuvwxyz{|}  PRESENT   [     DISK 116     [ώ         [  0 FOR 50/60 HZ  [ώ     WELL YOU WILL NOTICE THAT THIS DISKS CONTAINS 3 PACKS BY SHARAZ JEK , WE HAVE NOT HAD MUCH OF HIS WORK ON OUR DISKS RECENTLY , SO TO SHOW YOU ALL THAT HE IS STILL ONE OF THE FINEST HACKERS/PACKERS ON THE ST, WE DEDICATE THIS DISK TO HIM, WHO SAID SUNDOG WOULD NEVER BE PACKED             ALSO ON THIS DISK WE HAVE THE RETURN OF IAN ON THE GRAFIX FRONT, WE HAVE BEEN SHOWCASING WAYNE FOR THE LAST 10 OR SO DISKS, BUT AS YOU CAN SEE IAN IS BACK WITH A VENGEANCE          GARFIELD PIC BY MARL         AN OLD PICTURE FROM HIM, BUT HAVE YOU TRIED TO GET HIM TO DO SOMETHING!        [  MEGA GREETINGS  [ώTHE PRESIDENT, PIRASOFT/ACU, REPLICANTS, MCA, MEDWAY BOYS, SERVO        [ NORMAL GREETINGS [ώ TO OVERLANDERS, A-HA, TEX, TNT-CREW, EPSILON, THE ELITE SQUAD, SPECIAL FX, CAREBEARS, I.C.G., XXX INTERNATIONAL, SEWER SOFTWARE, TURNIP, KAM, DELLMD, THE GUDDIES, ANDY WOZ, JOHN P. IN GREECE, BIRDY, EQUINOX, SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY, BLUE SYSTEM, 42-CREW, B.O.S.S., DELTA FORCE, FALLEN ANGELS, ELECTRO SOFT, WEIRD SCIENCE, THE SUNNY BOYS, LEVEL 16, REVOLUTION, HACKATARIMAN, FLEXIBLE FRONT, 1001-CREW, SYNC, OMEGA, THE LOST BOYS, RADICAL SYSTEMS, GHOST, VECTOR, ANTI-AMIGA CREW, 2 LIFE CREW, THE GIMMERS AT ROGUE, NO CREW, TSUNOO RHILTY, STCS, TIMBO, DR TYPO, ZAPHOD, 007, LEGEND, ANGELS OF MERCY, AMIGA YORKSHIRE, THE LIGHT TEAM, THE CONSTELLATIONS, AN-COOL, GIGABYTE CREW, B COOL, CLIMAX, MAC-MAN, KEN,           PHEW!    [ GRAFIX GREETINGS [ώ    GO TO IAN.C, WAYNE, PURSY, TIMELORD, V2.10                 PHEW!     [  FUCKINGS GO TO  [ώ     TURBO CRACKERS(FOR CHANGING OUR SCROLLERS    SCUM!!!), THE POWERS THAT BE, WORKING GAMES AND OTHER TEXT/DISK EDIT MERCHANTS!                       NOW HAVE I FORGOTTEN ANYONE                    NO I DONT THINK SO                         [  VIDEO GREETING  [ώ      TO EDITMAN             AND             HAL             ONCE UPON A TIME.... 


#116v2
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pqrstuvwxyz{|}  PRESENT   [     DISK 116     [ώ         [  0 FOR 50/60 HZ  [ώ     WELL YOU WILL NOTICE THAT THIS DISKS CONTAINS 3 PACKS BY SHARAZ JEK , WE HAVE NOT HAD MUCH OF HIS WORK ON OUR DISKS RECENTLY , SO TO SHOW YOU ALL THAT HE IS STILL ONE OF THE FINEST HACKERS/PACKERS ON THE ST, WE DEDICATE THIS DISK TO HIM, WHO SAID SUNDOG WOULD NEVER BE PACKED             ALSO ON THIS DISK WE HAVE THE RETURN OF IAN ON THE GRAFIX FRONT, WE HAVE BEEN SHOWCASING WAYNE FOR THE LAST 10 OR SO DISKS, BUT AS YOU CAN SEE IAN IS BACK WITH A VENGEANCE          GARFIELD PIC BY MARL         AN OLD PICTURE FROM HIM, BUT HAVE YOU TRIED TO GET HIM TO DO SOMETHING!        [  MEGA GREETINGS  [ώTHE PRESIDENT, PIRASOFT/ACU, REPLICANTS, MCA, MEDWAY BOYS, SERVO        [ NORMAL GREETINGS [ώ TO OVERLANDERS, A-HA, TEX, TNT-CREW, EPSILON, THE ELITE SQUAD, SPECIAL FX, CAREBEARS, I.C.G., XXX INTERNATIONAL, SEWER SOFTWARE, TURNIP, KAM, DELLMD, THE GUDDIES, ANDY WOZ, JOHN P. IN GREECE, BIRDY, EQUINOX, SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY, BLUE SYSTEM, 42-CREW, B.O.S.S., DELTA FORCE, FALLEN ANGELS, ELECTRO SOFT, WEIRD SCIENCE, THE SUNNY BOYS, LEVEL 16, REVOLUTION, HACKATARIMAN, FLEXIBLE FRONT, 1001-CREW, SYNC, OMEGA, THE LOST BOYS, RADICAL SYSTEMS, GHOST, VECTOR, ANTI-AMIGA CREW, 2 LIFE CREW, THE GIMMERS AT ROGUE, NO CREW, TSUNOO RHILTY, STCS, TIMBO, DR TYPO, ZAPHOD, 007, LEGEND, ANGELS OF MERCY, AMIGA YORKSHIRE, THE LIGHT TEAM, THE CONSTELLATIONS, AN-COOL, GIGABYTE CREW, B COOL, CLIMAX, MAC-MAN, KEN,           PHEW!    [ GRAFIX GREETINGS [ώ    GO TO IAN.C, WAYNE, PURSY, TIMELORD, V2.10                 PHEW!     [  FUCKINGS GO TO  [ώ     TURBO CRACKERS(FOR CHANGING OUR SCROLLERS    SCUM!!!), THE POWERS THAT BE, WORKING GAMES AND OTHER TEXT/DISK EDIT MERCHANTS!                       NOW HAVE I FORGOTTEN ANYONE                    NO I DONT THINK SO                         [  VIDEO GREETING  [ώ      TO EDITMAN             AND             HAL             ONCE UPON A TIME.... 


#117
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     AUTOMATION PROUDLY  PRESENT   [     DISK 117     [ώ         [  0 FOR 50/60 HZ  [ώ     IMPORTANT INFO FOR THIS DISK IS THE RETIREMENT OF WAS(NOT WAS),    YES INDEED HE IS HANGING UP HIS HACKING TOOLS AND RETIRING,  THIS IS DUE TO MANY PRESSURES, BUT THE REST OF US AT AUTOMATION ARE GOING TO CARRY ON           ON THIS DISK YOU MAY FIND THAT SPHERIACL CAN BE TOUCHY PROGRAM, ON SOME MACHINES IT IGNORES THE KEYBOARD!            ON THIS ONE YOU MAY NOTICE A DEMO OF A GAME, AS WE ALREADY KNOW THE FINAL GAME WILL NOT BE GOING ONTO ONE OF OUR MENU'S, WE DECIDED TO INCLUDE THE DEMO,   A MESSAGE TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO WILL NO DOUBT HACK BLOOD MONEY      TRY AND PACK IT SUCKERS!                    YET ANOTHER FAB PICTURE BY IAN ON THIS ONE, COME ON IAN WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF GRAFIX BY YOU      WE DO NOT WANT TO END UP LIKE SOME GROUPS STEALING GRAFIX OR USING CRAP PICTURES         SO THAT ABOUT DOES IT FOR NOW     TIME TO SAY A FEW HELLO'S          [  MEGA GREETINGS  [ώTHE PRESIDENT, PIRASOFT/ACU, REPLICANTS, MCA, MEDWAY BOYS, SERVO        [ NORMAL GREETINGS [ώ TO OVERLANDERS, A-HA, TEX, TNT-CREW, EPSILON, THE ELITE SQUAD, SPECIAL FX, CAREBEARS, I.C.G., XXX INTERNATIONAL, SEWER SOFTWARE, TURNIP, KAM, THE GUDDIES, ANDY WOZ, JOHN P. IN GREECE, BIRDY, EQUINOX, SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY, BLUE SYSTEM, 42-CREW, B.O.S.S., DELTA FORCE, FALLEN ANGELS, ELECTRO SOFT, WEIRD SCIENCE, THE SUNNY BOYS, LEVEL 16, REVOLUTION, HACKATARIMAN, FLEXIBLE FRONT, 1001-CREW, SYNC, OMEGA, THE LOST BOYS, RADICAL SYSTEMS, GHOST, VECTOR, ANTI-AMIGA CREW, 2 LIFE CREW, THE GIMMERS AT ROGUE, NO CREW, TSUNOO RHILTY, STCS, TIMBO, DR TYPO, ZAPHOD, 007, LEGEND, ANGELS OF MERCY, AMIGA YORKSHIRE, THE LIGHT TEAM, THE CONSTELLATIONS, AN-COOL, GIGABYTE CREW, B COOL, CLIMAX, MAC-MAN, KEN,           PHEW!    [ GRAFIX GREETINGS [ώ    GO TO IAN.C, WAYNE, PURSY, TIMELORD, V2.10                 PHEW!     [  FUCKINGS GO TO  [ώ     TURBO CRACKERS(FOR CHANGING OUR SCROLLERS    SCUM!!!), THE POWERS THAT BE, WORKING GAMES AND OTHER TEXT/DISK EDIT MERCHANTS!                       NOW HAVE I FORGOTTEN ANYONE                    NO I DONT THINK SO                         [  VIDEO GREETING  [ώ      TO HAL AND EDITMAN                    ONCE UPON A TIME.... 


#117v2
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     AUTOMATION PROUDLY  PRESENT   [     DISK 117     [ώ         [  0 FOR 50/60 HZ  [ώ     IMPORTANT INFO FOR THIS DISK IS THE RETIREMENT OF WAS(NOT WAS),    YES INDEED HE IS HANGING UP HIS HACKING TOOLS AND RETIRING,  THIS IS DUE TO MANY PRESSURES, BUT THE REST OF US AT AUTOMATION ARE GOING TO CARRY ON           THIS IS CD 117 ISSUE 2. THE FULL VERSION OF SPHERICAL HAS BEEN PLACED ON CD 150 AS IT WOULD NOT FIT ON THIS DISK.    ON THIS ONE YOU MAY NOTICE A DEMO OF A GAME, AS WE ALREADY KNOW THE FINAL GAME WILL NOT BE GOING ONTO ONE OF OUR MENU'S, WE DECIDED TO INCLUDE THE DEMO,   A MESSAGE TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO WILL NO DOUBT HACK BLOOD MONEY      TRY AND PACK IT SUCKERS!                    YET ANOTHER FAB PICTURE BY IAN ON THIS ONE, COME ON IAN WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF GRAFIX BY YOU      WE DO NOT WANT TO END UP LIKE SOME GROUPS STEALING GRAFIX OR USING CRAP PICTURES         SO THAT ABOUT DOES IT FOR NOW     TIME TO SAY A FEW HELLO'S          [  MEGA GREETINGS  [ώTHE PRESIDENT, PIRASOFT/ACU, REPLICANTS, MCA, MEDWAY BOYS, SERVO        [ NORMAL GREETINGS [ώ TO OVERLANDERS, A-HA, TEX, TNT-CREW, EPSILON, THE ELITE SQUAD, SPECIAL FX, CAREBEARS, I.C.G., XXX INTERNATIONAL, SEWER SOFTWARE, TURNIP, KAM, THE GUDDIES, ANDY WOZ, JOHN P. IN GREECE, BIRDY, EQUINOX, SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY, BLUE SYSTEM, 42-CREW, B.O.S.S., DELTA FORCE, FALLEN ANGELS, ELECTRO SOFT, WEIRD SCIENCE, THE SUNNY BOYS, LEVEL 16, REVOLUTION, HACKATARIMAN, FLEXIBLE FRONT, 1001-CREW, SYNC, OMEGA, THE LOST BOYS, RADICAL SYSTEMS, GHOST, VECTOR, ANTI-AMIGA CREW, 2 LIFE CREW, THE GIMMERS AT ROGUE, NO CREW, TSUNOO RHILTY, STCS, TIMBO, DR TYPO, ZAPHOD, 007, LEGEND, ANGELS OF MERCY, AMIGA YORKSHIRE, THE LIGHT TEAM, THE CONSTELLATIONS, AN-COOL, GIGABYTE CREW, B COOL, CLIMAX, MAC-MAN, KEN,           PHEW!    [ GRAFIX GREETINGS [ώ    GO TO IAN.C, WAYNE, PURSY, TIMELORD, V2.10                 PHEW!     [  FUCKINGS GO TO  [ώ     TURBO CRACKERS(FOR CHANGING OUR SCROLLERS    SCUM!!!), THE POWERS THAT BE, WORKING GAMES AND OTHER TEXT/DISK EDIT MERCHANTS!                       NOW HAVE I FORGOTTEN ANYONE                    NO I DONT THINK SO                         [  VIDEO GREETING  [ώ      TO HAL AND EDITMAN                    ONCE UPON A TIME.... 


#118
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WELCOME TO DISK 118                  THE FOLLOWING SCROLL TEXT WAS NOT WRITTEN BY US (AUTOMATION), SO ANYTHING IN IT IS NOTHING TO DO WITH US, SO DO NOT MOAN AT US ABOUT ITS CONTENT!         -       THIS PARTICULAR SCROLLER IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY.......[       HAL       [ώ[     EDITMAN     [ώ[    HIGHLANDER   [ώ THE 3 OF US WERE AT OUR LITTLE SECRET MEETING PLACE IN LEEDS WHEN WE ALL GOT SHANGHIED BY A BIG BUNCH OF PIRATES WHO TOOK US TO EUROPES LARGEST BEER FESTIVAL. EVEN THOUGH HIGHLANDER IS TO YOUNG TO DRINK IT DID NOT STOP HIM. THE EDITMAN  WAS DRIVING, SO HE JUST FOUND NEW WAYS OF MAKING MONEY (AS USUAL).....BUT ALL I WANTED TO KNOW WAS WHO WAS THAT GIRL WAS IN THE WHITE TOP AND BLACK SKIN TIGHT TROUSERS. SO ANYWAY IT IS NOW 3.50 AM  ON FRIDAY THE 4TH OF AUGUST. YAWN ZZZZZZZZZZ......SORRY THAT WAS THE EDITMAN TRYING TO SLEEP.SO NOW FOR SOME INTERESTING NEWS, WAS MIGHT AS WELL OF RETIRED THATS IF HE HAS NOT ALREADY. PERSONAL MESSAGE FROM ME ( HAL ) TO MARL....COME ON PULLS YER FINGER OUT LAD, ALSO WHERE IS MY GRAPHIC INTRO. AND NOW FOR THE JOKES.........LEE W OF ORACLE ON THE AMIGA, BAZIL THE SO CALLED VIDEO CONTACT IN LONDON  BETTER KNOWN AS THE PROFESSIONAL BULLSHIT ARTIST (MESS ME OR ANYBODY ELSE UP I KNOW AND YOUR PHONE NO.  IS GOING ON ONE  OF THESE SCROLLERS) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.ANOTHER PERSONNEL MESSAGE FROM ME TO SS-KEBAB (WHAT DO YOU THINK OF PICTURE OF GARFIELD ON DISK 117 THEN) ALSO KEV IF YOU SKIT MY EX GIRLFRIEND ON YOUR SCROLLER AGAIN I WILL BUT YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS IN THE MERSEY MART AS A LONELY HEART. YET ANOTHER PERSONNEL MESSAGE, TO THE MASTERS OF MUTATION (COME ON GUYS IT'S ABOUT TIME WE SEEN SOME PROGRESS). AND NOW IT'S OVER TO THE EDITMAN ................. THANKS HAL                         EDITMAN HERE.....     LETS TALK FILMS.......    HAS ANYONE OUT THERE GOT A COPY OF          BATMAN                     IF THE ANSWER TO THAT  QUESTION IS YES              THEN       STOP      TELLING       PORKY PIES.          HERE IS THE LATEST EDITMAN FILM LIST .    IT IS NO. 7 TO BE PRECISE .........  STARTING WITH THE BEST QUALITY FILMS    THE SERPENT AND THE RAINBOW, SHAME, DEAD HEAT, CINDERELLA, LADY AND THE TRAMP, THEY LIVE, RUNNING ON EMPTY AND NOW FOR THE U.S.A. CONVERTION   TWINS, MY STEPMOTHER IS AN ALIEN, THE ACCUSSED, WITHOUT A CLUE, DEAD POOL, DEAD RINGERS,  PUNCHLINES, CLEAN AND SOBER, MAC AND ME, AND GOOD QUALITY PIRATES ARE ELM ST 4, HELLRAISER II, COCOON : THE RETURN, WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT, RAIN MAN, DEEP STAR SIX, FAREWELL TO THE KING, BETRAYED, THE JUNGLE BOOK, PETER PAN, SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS, KICKBOXER, TRUE BELIEVER AND THE LATEST TO ARRIVED AT THE EDITMAN FILM STUDIO ARE LEVIATHAN, FLETCH LIVES,  DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS, THE BURBS, BILL AND TEDS EXELLENT ADVENTURE, THE FLY II.      WELL I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THAT LOOK AT HOLLYWOODS LATEST FILMS. NOW FOR A FEW MESSAGES TO CONTACTS AROUND THE WORLD.      HELLO TO GLENN FROM CRAMLINGTON KEEP THE SOFTWARE AND COMPACTS COMING. NOW TO   HOT  REELS  ώ KEEP THE MEGA FILMS COMING AND WHERE IS BATMAN SON, HOPE TO SEE YOU AT THE P.C. SHOW. NOW ALEX YOU FINALLY SEND YOUR COPY OF INDY III BUT I AM AFRAID IT WAS NOT SUITABLE FOR THE FILM LIST. HAS ANYONE HEARD OF STEVE ( ITS ON THE TABLE) BAK?                NO               I THOUGHT SO.       HI BILL      WHAT HAPPENED TO THE 40 DISCS OF NEW STUFF? SORRY TO HEAR THAT WAS NOT WAS HAS FINALLY RETRIED GOOD LUCK IN THE NEW JOB AS (HEN PECKED HUSBAND). DAVE ARE YOU PLAYING FOOTBALL ON SUNDAY OR MANAGING THE SIDE. ERIC NEWMEN WHO LIVES IN CLEVELAND OHIO    WHERE ARE THE 15 DISC I SENT YOU,  YOU F**K B****D.   A BIG AND MEGA HELLO TO NIK IN SWEDEN THE FILMS ARE ON THE WAY. ALSO GOODAY TO JEFF & SHARAZ ARE YOU BOTH DEAD  IN AUSTRALIA, COME ON GET SENDING THOSE FILMS, I HOPE TO RING YOU SOON. SCOOTER I HOPE TO GET THE NEIGHBOURS TAPE FOR  YOUR WIFE BEFORE THE YEAR IS OUT.  BY THE WAY BEFORE I WAKE HIGHLANDER UP YOU MUST BE WONDERING WHO THE EDITMAN IS, WELL I AM THE MAJOR SUPPIER OF FILMS TO OZZ & WAS NOT WAS. O.K. THE TIME IS 6.15am...SO I WILL PASS YOU ON TO HIGHLANDER....... THIS IS    HIGHLANDER   [ώώ WELL I'LL MAKE THIS SHORT AS I AM VERY TIRED. AT THE BEER THINGIE WELL I HAVE HAD THE BEST BEER EVER, CALLED DARK ASSASIN AND DOES IT BLOW YOU UP. WELL THAT IS THE UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR A QUICK F??? OFF TO LEE WHO IS A PAIN UP EVERY ONES ARSE.HOW ARE WE GOING FOR THE LONGEST SCROLL HEY!. NOW I'LL MOVE ON TO THE GREETINGS :- THEY GO TO :- DEREK.K (IN LONDON),WIERD SCIENCE,S.H.A.G,REVOLUTION,MEDWAY BOYS, THE MASTERS OF MUTATION,ESPECIALLY THE MUCUS MEMBRANES AND MAXWELL, KEBAB, PHIL OF DESTINY, SCOOTER AND THE LADS, MINER MATTHEW,ETC OH AND MAYBE BIRDY......SIGNED HAL,THE EDITMAN & HIGHLANDER..........                                       


#118v2
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WELCOME TO DISK 118                  THE FOLLOWING SCROLL HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH AUTOMATION, SO ANYTHING IN IT THAT IS INSULTING IS NOT OUR PROBLEM         -       THIS PARTICULAR SCROLLER IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY.......[       HAL       [ώ[     EDITMAN     [ώ[    HIGHLANDER   [ώ THE 3 OF US WERE AT OUR LITTLE SECRET MEETING PLACE IN LEEDS WHEN WE ALL GOT SHANGHIED BY A BIG BUNCH OF PIRATES WHO TOOK US TO EUROPES LARGEST BEER FESTIVAL. EVEN THOUGH HIGHLANDER IS TO YOUNG TO DRINK IT DIDN'T STOP HIM.THE EDITMAN  WAS DRIVING, SO HE JUST FOUND NEW WAYS OF MAKING MONEY (AS USUAL).....BUT ALL I WANTED TO KNOW WAS WHO WAS THAT GIRL WAS IN THE WHITE TOP AND BLACK SKIN TIGHT TROUSERS. SO ANYWAY IT IS NOW 3.50 am ON FRIDAY THE 4th OF AUGUST.YAWN ZZZZZZZZZZ......SORRY THAT WAS THE EDITMAN TRYING TO SLEEP.SO NOW FOR SOME INTERESTING NEWS, WAS MIGHT AS WELL OF RETIRED THATS IF HE HASN'T ALREADY. PERSONNEL MESSAGE FROM ME ( HAL ) TO MARL....COME ON PULLS YER FINGER OUT LAD, ALSO WHERE'S MY GRAPHIC INTRO. AND NOW FOR THE JOKES.........LEE W OF ORACLE ON THE AMIGA,BAZIL THE SO CALLED VIDEO CONTACT IN LONDON  BETTER KNOWN AS THE PROFESSIONAL BULLSHIT ARTIST (MESS ME OR ANYBODY ELSE UP I KNOW AND YOUR PHONE No IS GOING ON ONE  OF THESE SCROLLERS) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.ANOTHER PERSONNEL MESSAGE FROM ME TO SS-KEBAB (WHAT DO YOU THINK OF PICTURE OF GARFIELD ON DISK 117 THEN) ALSO KEV IF YOU SKIT MY EX-GIRL-FRIEND ON YOUR SCROLLER AGAIN I WILL BUT YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS IN THE MERSEY MART AS A LONELY HEART. YET ANOTHER PERSONNEL MESSAGE, TO THE MASTERS OF MUTATION (COME ON GUYS IT'S ABOUT TIME WE SEEN SOME PROGRESS). AND NOW IT'S OVER TO THE EDITMAN ................. THANKS HAL                         EDITMAN HERE.....     LETS TALK FILMS.......    HAS ANYONE OUT THERE GOT A COPY OF          BATMAN                     IF THE ANSWER TO THAT  QUESTION IS YES              THEN       STOP      TELLING       PORKY PIES.          HERE IS THE LATEST EDITMAN FILM LIST .    IT IS No 7 TO BE PROCISE .........  STARTING WITH THE BEST QUALITY FILMS    THE SERPENT & THE RAINBOW, SHAME, DEAD HEAT, CINDERELLA, LADY &THE TRAMP, THEY LIVE, RUNNING ON EMPTY AND NOW FOR THE U.S.A. CONVERTION   TWINS, MY STEPMOTHER IS AN ALIEN, THE ACCUSSED, WITHOUT A CLUE, DEEAD POOL, DEAD RINGERS, PUNCHLINES, PUNCHLINE`S, CLEAN & SOBER, MAC & ME, AND GOOD QUALITY PIRATES ARE ELM ST 4, HELLRAISER II, COCOON : THE RETURN, WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT, RAIN MAN, DEEP STAR SIX, FAREWELL TO THE KING, BETRAYED, THE JUNGLE BOOK, PETER PAN, SNOW WHITE & THE SEVEN DWARF`S, KICKBOXER, TRUE BELIEVER AND THE LATEST TO ARRIVED AT THE EDITMAN FILM STUDIO ARE LEVIATHAN, FLETCH LIVES,  DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDREL`S, THE `BURB`S, BILL & TED`S EXELLENT ADVENTURE, THE FLY II.      WELL I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THAT LOOK AT HOLLYWOOD`S LATEST FILMS. NOW FOR A FEW MESSAGES TO CONTACTS AROUND THE WORLD.      HELLO TO GLENN FROM CRAMLINGTON KEEP THE SOFTWARE AND COMPACTS COMING. NOW TO   HOT  REELS  ώ KEEP THE MEGA FILMS COMING AND WHERE IS BATMAN SON, HOPE TO SEE YOU AT THE P.C. SHOW. NOW ALEX YOU FINALY SEND YOUR COPY OF INDY III BUT I AM AFRAID IT WAS NOT SUITABLE FOR THE FILM LIST. HAS ANYONE HEARD OF STEVE ( IT`S ON THE TABLE) BAK?                NO               I THOUGHT SO.       HI BILL      WHAT HAPPENED TO THE 40 DISC`S OF NEW STUFF? SORRY TO HEAR THAT WAS NOT WAS HAS FINALLY RETRIED GOOD LUCK IN THE NEW JOB AS (HEN PECKED HUSBAND). DAVE ARE YOU PLAYING FOOTBALL ON SUNDAY OR MANAGING THE SIDE. ERIC NEWMEN WHO LIVES IN CLEVELAND OHIO    WHERE ARE THE 15 DISC I SENT YOU,  YOU F**K B****D.   A BIG AND MEGA HELLO TO NIK IN SWEDEN THE FILMS ARE ON THE WAY. ALSO GOODAY TO JEFF & SHARAZ ARE YOU BOTH DEAD  IN AUSTRALIA, COME ON GET SENDING THOSE FILMS, I HOPE TO RING YOU SOON. SCOOTER I HOPE TO GET THE NEIGHBOURS TAPE FOR  YOUR WIFE BEFORE THE YEAR IS OUT.  BY THE WAY BEFORE I WAKE HIGHLANDER UP YOU MUST BE WONDERING WHO THE EDITMAN IS WELL I AM THE MAJOR SUPPIER OF FILMS TO OZZ & WAS NOT WAS. O.K. THE TIME IS 6.15am...SO I WILL PASS YOU ON TO HIGHLANDER....... THIS IS    HIGHLANDER   [ώώ WELL I'LL MAKE THIS SHORT AS I AM VERY TIRED. AT THE BEER THINGIE WELL I HAVE HAD THE BEST BEER EVER,CALLED DARK ASSASIN AND DOES IT BLOW YOU UP.WELL THAT IS THE UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR A QUICK F??? OFF TO LEE WHO IS A PAIN UP EVERY ONES ARSE.HOW ARE WE GOING FOR THE LONGEST SCROLL HEY!.NOW I'LL MOVE ON TO THE GREETINGS :- THEY GO TO :- DEREK.K (IN LONDON),WIERD SCIENCE,S.H.A.G,REVOLUTION,MEDWAY BOYS, THE MASTERS OF MUTATION,ESPECIALLY THE MUCUS MEMBRANES & MAXWELL,KEBAB,PHIL OF DESTINY,SCOOTER AND THE LADS,MINER MATHEW,ETC OH AND MAYBE BIRDY......SIGNED HAL,THE EDITMAN & HIGHLANDER..........                           


#119
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THIS IS DISK 119              WELL THE BEER FESTIVAL IS OVER AND TIME TO GET BACK TO THE BUSINESS OF HACKING, AT THE FESTIVAL WE TRIED JUST OVER 100 BEERS AND SEVERAL ASSORTED GERMAN AND BELGIAN MEGA BIERS!!     AND WE ALSO GOT THROUGH A LARGE AMOUNT OF BRATWURST AND GRILLWURST            ROLL ON 1990!        THE NEXT EVENT IS THE PC SHOW, BUT I DO NOT THINK I WILL BE THERE, AFTER LAST YEAR WAS SOOOOO BOOOORRRRIIIINNNNGGGG        SO WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY BUT    BYE BYE FOR NOW             OH BY THE WAY DISK 120 THRU TILL 122 WILL BE DONE BY THE BBC       SO WATCH OUT FOR THEM!           SEE YA                                 


#119v2
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THIS IS DISK 119              WELL THE BEER FESTIVAL IS OVER AND TIME TO GET BACK TO THE BUSINESS OF HACKING, AT THE FESTIVAL WE TRIED JUST OVER 100 BEERS AND SEVERAL ASSORTED GERMAN AND BELGIAN MEGA BIERS!!     AND WE ALSO GOT THROUGH A LARGE AMOUNT OF BRATWURST AND GRILLWURST            ROLL ON 1990!        THE NEXT EVENT IS THE PC SHOW, BUT I DO NOT THINK I WILL BE THERE, AFTER LAST YEAR WAS SOOOOO BOOOORRRRIIIINNNNGGGG        SO WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY BUT    BYE BYE FOR NOW             OH BY THE WAY DISK 120 THRU TILL 122 WILL BE DONE BY THE BBC       SO WATCH OUT FOR THEM!           SEE YA                                 


#120
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               HI THERE FOLKS AND WELCOME TO AUTOMATION DISK 120, THIS IS ANDY THE ARFLING AT THE KEYBOARD DOING MY FIRST DISK UNDER THE AUTOMATION NAME SO I'LL KEEP THIS INTRO QUITE TAME, PLUS THERE ISN'T MUCH ROOM LEFT ON THE DISK. LOOKS FAMILIAR TO BBC 12 DOESN'T IT ?   COMING SOON WILL BE ALL THE GAMES FROM THE OLD BBC DISKS, REPACKED USING V2.3, ALSO ASTAROTH, CRASH GARRETT, SKY BLASTER, SKY FIGHTER, DOMINATOR AND MAYBE EVEN GAUNTLET II OR PRISON. I HAD ALL SORTS OF IDEAS AND INTERESTING TOPICS I WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT ON THIS DISK, BUT NOW I COME TO ACTUALLY WRITING THE MESSAGE,I CAN'T THINK OF A THING!!!  ERRR........CREDITS, ALL CODING BY ME, CHARACTER SET BY MR.MOO, OTHER GRAPHIX BY WAYNE, MUSIC BY CHRISPY NOODLE...... ERRRR....... GREETINGS TO THE REST OF AUTOMATION ,HOSKAS,ARMANI (SORRY OUR UNION DIDN'T WORK OUT, I HOPE YOU'RE NOT TOO DISAPPOINTED,I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO WORKING WITH YOU ON OUR PC-SHOW PROJECT),THE TIMELORDS  (HI T.T.C.,ULTRA MAGNETIC,ETC..), THE LOST BOYS,THE MEDWAYS BOYS, JOBIL AND JOHN, STAN THE MAN, HAL AND THE EDITMAN, ELECTRONIC IMAGES.... THAT'S IT FOR THE PEOPLE I KNOW, IF YOU'RE NOT INCLUDED CHECK OUT THE EARLY BBC DISKS THEN GIVE ME A CALL (HINT,HINT). NOW ONTO A MORE SERIOUS SUBJECT,WHY HAVE LONDON GROUPS STARTED ADDING "OF LONDON# TO THE END OF THEIR NAMES?  FIRST THERE WAS THE LOST BOYS OF LONDON,THEN THE TIMELORDS OF LONDON,WHAT NEXT,THE BBC OF LONDON?           WELL NOW, AS MY FIRST AUTOMATION SCROLLER DRAWS TO A CLOSE, AS NEIL PUTS IT, GET PRESSING.........CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERIO       


#120v2
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               THIS DISK NOW RUNS ON 4 MEG MACHINES (ONLY RICH PEOPLE WOULD KNOW THAT IT DID NOT WORK - HENCE NO ONE IN AUTOMATION KNEW!!)                    HI THERE FOLKS AND WELCOME TO AUTOMATION DISK 120, THIS IS ANDY THE ARFLING AT THE KEYBOARD DOING MY FIRST DISK UNDER THE AUTOMATION NAME SO I'LL KEEP THIS INTRO QUITE TAME, PLUS THERE ISN'T MUCH ROOM LEFT ON THE DISK. LOOKS FAMILIAR TO BBC 12 DOESN'T IT ?   COMING SOON WILL BE ALL THE GAMES FROM THE OLD BBC DISKS, REPACKED USING V2.3, ALSO ASTAROTH, CRASH GARRETT, SKY BLASTER, SKY FIGHTER, DOMINATOR AND MAYBE EVEN GAUNTLET II OR PRISON. I HAD ALL SORTS OF IDEAS AND INTERESTING TOPICS I WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT ON THIS DISK, BUT NOW I COME TO ACTUALLY WRITING THE MESSAGE,I CAN'T THINK OF A THING!!!  ERRR........CREDITS, ALL CODING BY ME, CHARACTER SET BY MR.MOO, OTHER GRAPHIX BY WAYNE, MUSIC BY CHRISPY NOODLE...... ERRRR....... GREETINGS TO THE REST OF AUTOMATION ,HOSKAS,ARMANI (SORRY OUR UNION DIDN'T WORK OUT, I HOPE YOU'RE NOT TOO DISAPPOINTED,I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO WORKING WITH YOU ON OUR PC-SHOW PROJECT),THE TIMELORDS  (HI T.T.C.,ULTRA MAGNETIC,ETC..), THE LOST BOYS,THE MEDWAYS BOYS, JOBIL AND JOHN, STAN THE MAN, HAL AND THE EDITMAN, ELECTRONIC IMAGES.... THAT'S IT FOR THE PEOPLE I KNOW, IF YOU'RE NOT INCLUDED CHECK OUT THE EARLY BBC DISKS THEN GIVE ME A CALL (HINT,HINT). NOW ONTO A MORE SERIOUS SUBJECT,WHY HAVE LONDON GROUPS STARTED ADDING "OF LONDON# TO THE END OF THEIR NAMES?  FIRST THERE WAS THE LOST BOYS OF LONDON,THEN THE TIMELORDS OF LONDON,WHAT NEXT,THE BBC OF LONDON?           WELL NOW, AS MY FIRST AUTOMATION SCROLLER DRAWS TO A CLOSE, AS NEIL PUTS IT, GET PRESSING.........CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERIO       

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            WELCOME TO AUTOMATION DISK 121,AGAIN COMPILED BY ANDY THE ARFLING,BUT NO NEED TO WORRY ON THE SCROLLER FRONT BECAUSE I'M NOT WRITING THIS ONE, JUST A QUICK DISCLAIMER : ANYTHIND SAID IN THE FOLLOWING SCROLLER IS ENTIRELY FICTICOUS.NOW ON WITH THE SHOW..... BBC, THE BEST SHOWS....     TO SCROLL OR NOT TO SCROLL,THAT IS THE QUESTION..... THIS IS ELTRON.... TELL ME BOY, DO YOU HAVE ROOM..... IN YOUR HEART.... FOR THE COMPUTER BOOM..... HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS. LET'S GO AND SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING ON THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT. AND WHERE DO YOU FIND THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT? THAT'S RIGHT CHILDREN - THROUGH THE BROKEN WINDOW..... IN THE GARDEN TODAY ARE DOUGHAL AND FLORENCE. "FLORENCE,# SAID DOUGHAL,"ARE YOU A VIRGIN ?# "YOU'D BETTER ASK ZEBEDY ABOUT THAT" SAID FLORENCE, "BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON THE PILL# SAID DOUGHAL. "NO,I USE ZEBEDY'S COIL#. DOUGHAL COULD SEE HE WAS BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE, SO HE WEED UP FLORENCE'S LEG INSTEAD. WE NO A SONG ABOUT THAT,DON'T WE CHILDREN. I CAN SEE SOMEONE ELSE IN THE GARDEN, HE'S A LITTLE CHAP IN BLUE AND WHITE STRIPED PYJAMAS AND A LITTLE BOBBLE HAT. NOW WHO DO YOU THINK THAT COULD BE? DO YOU THINK IT'S ANDY-PANDY CHILDREN? ALMOST RIGHT,IT'S ANDY ARFLING. LET'S ALL WAVE TO HIM. ARE YOU WAVING CHILDREN? (DON'T YOU FEEL STUPID WAVING AT YOUR ST,I HOPE NOBODY'S WATCHING YOU) "HELLO ANDY ARFLING# SAID DOUGHAL. "WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING#. "I'V BEEN PLAYING WITH LOOPY-LOO# SAID ANDY."YOU DIRTY LITTLE PERVERT# SAID FLORENCE. "HAVEN'T YOU GOT GAMES TO CRACK,HACK,PACK AND ALL THAT# SAID DOUGHAL. "I THOUGHT I'D LET THE WOODEN TOPS,CHRISPY AND PHIL,HAVE SOME OF THE GLORY FOR THE CHANGE. I'M GOING TO UNIVERSITY SOON AND I'VE GOT TO STUDY#. "BIOLOGY PRATICAL WITH LOOPY LOO!# SAID DOUGHAL WITH A KNOWING SMILE. "WAIT A SECOND# SAID FLORENCE,"HOW CAN A DOG GIVE A KNOWING SMILE?# "TWO REASONS# SAID THE OMNI-PRESENT NARRATOR, "FIRSTLY THIS IS CHILDREN'S TELLY SO ANYTHING IS ALLOWED,AND SECONDLY,DOUGHAL DRINKS CARLING BLACK NAME-TAG#. "SHOULD WE REALLY BE TALKING ABOUT ALCOHOL ON CHILDREN'S TV?# PERSISTED FLORENCE. "SHUT UP FLORENCE,YOU'RE SO SQAURE SOMETIMES# SAID DOUGHAL. JUST THE BRIAN CAME BY MOVING AS FAST AS ANY SNAIL WITH A RED STRIPE DOWN HIS SHELL CAN, "WHAT'S THE HURRY, BRIAN?# SAID FLORENCE, "THAT FRENCH CHEF FROM THE LUNCH TIME COOKERY PROGRAM IS AFTER ME AGAIN#. "DID YOU KNOW THAT THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT IS IN FACT FRENCH AND ALL OUR VOICES ARE DUBBED ON AFTERWARDS IN ENGLISH" SAID ANDY ARFLING, TRYING TO PROVE THAT HE IS WORTHY OF ONE OF THE COUNTRY'S TOP UNIVERSITIES. "YOU MEAN I AM REALLY FRENCH?# SAID DOUGHAL, "WELL IF I AM A FRENCH DOG I'D BETTER GO OUT AND CATCH RABIES LIKE ALL THE OTHER FRENCH DOGS.#  "AND I'D BETTER GO AND TAKE ALL MY UNDERWEAR OFF AND LOOSE ALL MY BRITISH BROADCASTING CORPORATION MORALS# SAID FLORENCE. "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD ANY# SAID DOUGHAL. "PISS OFF# SAID FLORENCE. "THAT'S THE SPIRIT# SAID BRIAN (REAL NAME : PIERRE) "WELCOME TO EUROPE.#  MEANWHILE,IN THE WOODENTOPS' LITTLE HOUSE,PHIL AND CHRISPY ARE HARD AT IT. THEN MAZ WENT HOME AND THEY WERE ABLE TO GET ON WITH SOME WORK. "I'VE JUST CRACKED XYBOTS INTO FILES IN 57 SECONDS# SAID PHIL. HE NEEDN'T HAVE BOTHERED SINCE CHRISPY WAS REALLY STILL IN AMERICA AND WAS ONLY THERE IN SPIRIT TO STOP MAZ GETTING TOTALLY BORED.I THINK THIS HAS GONE ON FAR TOO SERIOUSLY LONG ENOUGH BY HALF. I AM ELTRON, THE SUPER HANGER-ON, SCROLL-WRITER EXCLUSIVELY TO THE BBC (ALTHOUGH I CAN BE BOUGHT). ALTHOUGH SHE DENIES IT VIGOROUSLY, THIS SCROLLER WAS CO-WRITTEN BY GILL. I KNOW THIS IS A RELATIVELY SHORT SCROLLER BY MY STANDARDS, BUT I HOPE YOU FOUND IT ENTERTAINING. I BELIEVE IN QUALITY RATHER THAN QUANTITY, BESIDES, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU SELECTED ONE OF THE GREAT GAMES CONTAINED ON THE AUTOMATION DISK. IF YOU ARE ABROAD, CONTACT US. JUST SAY HI AND TELL US WHAT YOU THINK OF OUR STUFF. ARE WE BIG IN JAPAN? ARE WE INTO AMERICA? BACK IN THE USSR? NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE ALL YOU NEED IS SOFTWARE, SWEET SOFTWARE, THERE'L BE SOFTWARE EVERYWHERE! YEAH! I'M SURE WE MUST HAVE MADE IT IN EUROPE BY NOW. THIS IS ELTRON (WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM GILL) OF THE BBC SIGNING OFF UNTIL THE NEXT TIME, STAY COOL EVERYONE.                                      W R A P               


#121v2
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            THIS MENU NOW RUNS FINE ON 4 MEG MACHINES SO PLEASE SPREAD ME TO DISTANT PLACES.                WELCOME TO AUTOMATION DISK 121,AGAIN COMPILED BY ANDY THE ARFLING,BUT NO NEED TO WORRY ON THE SCROLLER FRONT BECAUSE I'M NOT WRITING THIS ONE, JUST A QUICK DISCLAIMER : ANYTHIND SAID IN THE FOLLOWING SCROLLER IS ENTIRELY FICTICOUS.NOW ON WITH THE SHOW..... BBC, THE BEST SHOWS....     TO SCROLL OR NOT TO SCROLL,THAT IS THE QUESTION..... THIS IS ELTRON.... TELL ME BOY, DO YOU HAVE ROOM..... IN YOUR HEART.... FOR THE COMPUTER BOOM..... HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS. LET'S GO AND SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING ON THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT. AND WHERE DO YOU FIND THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT? THAT'S RIGHT CHILDREN - THROUGH THE BROKEN WINDOW..... IN THE GARDEN TODAY ARE DOUGHAL AND FLORENCE. "FLORENCE,# SAID DOUGHAL,"ARE YOU A VIRGIN ?# "YOU'D BETTER ASK ZEBEDY ABOUT THAT" SAID FLORENCE, "BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON THE PILL# SAID DOUGHAL. "NO,I USE ZEBEDY'S COIL#. DOUGHAL COULD SEE HE WAS BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE, SO HE WEED UP FLORENCE'S LEG INSTEAD. WE NO A SONG ABOUT THAT,DON'T WE CHILDREN. I CAN SEE SOMEONE ELSE IN THE GARDEN, HE'S A LITTLE CHAP IN BLUE AND WHITE STRIPED PYJAMAS AND A LITTLE BOBBLE HAT. NOW WHO DO YOU THINK THAT COULD BE? DO YOU THINK IT'S ANDY-PANDY CHILDREN? ALMOST RIGHT,IT'S ANDY ARFLING. LET'S ALL WAVE TO HIM. ARE YOU WAVING CHILDREN? (DON'T YOU FEEL STUPID WAVING AT YOUR ST,I HOPE NOBODY'S WATCHING YOU) "HELLO ANDY ARFLING# SAID DOUGHAL. "WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING#. "I'V BEEN PLAYING WITH LOOPY-LOO# SAID ANDY."YOU DIRTY LITTLE PERVERT# SAID FLORENCE. "HAVEN'T YOU GOT GAMES TO CRACK,HACK,PACK AND ALL THAT# SAID DOUGHAL. "I THOUGHT I'D LET THE WOODEN TOPS,CHRISPY AND PHIL,HAVE SOME OF THE GLORY FOR THE CHANGE. I'M GOING TO UNIVERSITY SOON AND I'VE GOT TO STUDY#. "BIOLOGY PRATICAL WITH LOOPY LOO!# SAID DOUGHAL WITH A KNOWING SMILE. "WAIT A SECOND# SAID FLORENCE,"HOW CAN A DOG GIVE A KNOWING SMILE?# "TWO REASONS# SAID THE OMNI-PRESENT NARRATOR, "FIRSTLY THIS IS CHILDREN'S TELLY SO ANYTHING IS ALLOWED,AND SECONDLY,DOUGHAL DRINKS CARLING BLACK NAME-TAG#. "SHOULD WE REALLY BE TALKING ABOUT ALCOHOL ON CHILDREN'S TV?# PERSISTED FLORENCE. "SHUT UP FLORENCE,YOU'RE SO SQAURE SOMETIMES# SAID DOUGHAL. JUST THE BRIAN CAME BY MOVING AS FAST AS ANY SNAIL WITH A RED STRIPE DOWN HIS SHELL CAN, "WHAT'S THE HURRY, BRIAN?# SAID FLORENCE, "THAT FRENCH CHEF FROM THE LUNCH TIME COOKERY PROGRAM IS AFTER ME AGAIN#. "DID YOU KNOW THAT THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT IS IN FACT FRENCH AND ALL OUR VOICES ARE DUBBED ON AFTERWARDS IN ENGLISH" SAID ANDY ARFLING, TRYING TO PROVE THAT HE IS WORTHY OF ONE OF THE COUNTRY'S TOP UNIVERSITIES. "YOU MEAN I AM REALLY FRENCH?# SAID DOUGHAL, "WELL IF I AM A FRENCH DOG I'D BETTER GO OUT AND CATCH RABIES LIKE ALL THE OTHER FRENCH DOGS.#  "AND I'D BETTER GO AND TAKE ALL MY UNDERWEAR OFF AND LOOSE ALL MY BRITISH BROADCASTING CORPORATION MORALS# SAID FLORENCE. "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD ANY# SAID DOUGHAL. "PISS OFF# SAID FLORENCE. "THAT'S THE SPIRIT# SAID BRIAN (REAL NAME : PIERRE) "WELCOME TO EUROPE.#  MEANWHILE,IN THE WOODENTOPS' LITTLE HOUSE,PHIL AND CHRISPY ARE HARD AT IT. THEN MAZ WENT HOME AND THEY WERE ABLE TO GET ON WITH SOME WORK. "I'VE JUST CRACKED XYBOTS INTO FILES IN 57 SECONDS# SAID PHIL. HE NEEDN'T HAVE BOTHERED SINCE CHRISPY WAS REALLY STILL IN AMERICA AND WAS ONLY THERE IN SPIRIT TO STOP MAZ GETTING TOTALLY BORED.I THINK THIS HAS GONE ON FAR TOO SERIOUSLY LONG ENOUGH BY HALF. I AM ELTRON, THE SUPER HANGER-ON, SCROLL-WRITER EXCLUSIVELY TO THE BBC (ALTHOUGH I CAN BE BOUGHT). ALTHOUGH SHE DENIES IT VIGOROUSLY, THIS SCROLLER WAS CO-WRITTEN BY GILL. I KNOW THIS IS A RELATIVELY SHORT SCROLLER BY MY STANDARDS, BUT I HOPE YOU FOUND IT ENTERTAINING. I BELIEVE IN QUALITY RATHER THAN QUANTITY, BESIDES, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU SELECTED ONE OF THE GREAT GAMES CONTAINED ON THE AUTOMATION DISK. IF YOU ARE ABROAD, CONTACT US. JUST SAY HI AND TELL US WHAT YOU THINK OF OUR STUFF. ARE WE BIG IN JAPAN? ARE WE INTO AMERICA? BACK IN THE USSR? NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE ALL YOU NEED IS SOFTWARE, SWEET SOFTWARE, THERE'L BE SOFTWARE EVERYWHERE! YEAH! I'M SURE WE MUST HAVE MADE IT IN EUROPE BY NOW. THIS IS ELTRON (WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM GILL) OF THE BBC SIGNING OFF UNTIL THE NEXT TIME, STAY COOL EVERYONE.                                      W R A P               


#122
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        HI THERE FOLKS AND WELCOME TO AUTOMATION DISK 122,     MENU BY ANDY THE ARFLING.        GREETS GO TO ALL USUAL PEOPLE, THE MEDWAY BOYS, THE TIMELORDS, THE LOST BOYS, ARMANI, STAN THE MAN, JOBIL AND JOHN, HAL AND THE EDITMAN, DEREK M.D.  AND NOT FORGETTING THE MEGA-MIGHTY CAREBEARS ( SLURP,SLURP ).  MY APOLOGIES THAT THIS DISK COMES AFTER 124 AND 127 BUT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO HACK GAUNTLET II, MORE NEWS ON THAT FRONT SOME OTHER TIME. I'VE HEARD VIGILANTE IS CAUSING SOME GRIEF AND AGGREVATION TO SOME PEOPLE,  WILL SOMEONE SEND IT TO ME,PLEASE!     HOW DID YOU LIKE THE SCROLL MESSAGE ON THE LAST DISK, WRITTEN BY ELTRON,I NOW HAVE TWO MORE SCROLLERS FROM HIM,BUT I'VE NO TIME OR DISK SPACE FOR ANOTHER ONE NOW.   NOW FOR ANOTHER PLEA,WOULD PEOPLE PLEASE STOP PHONING ME AND TELLING ME THAT AUTOMATION ARE SPLITTING UP,IT'S JUST NOT TRUE, DISK 200 HERE WE COME!   MESSAGE TO BIRDY, I'VE HEARD THAT YOU THINK I WAS BULL-SHITTING WHEN I SAID I'VE CRACKED THE UNION DEMO, JUST NAME A SCREEN AND I'LL SEND IT TO YOU IN A FILE,SO THERE,SUCK ON THAT!    WELL,I'M GOING WRAP THINGS UP NOW,SO CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERIO FROM ME,ANDY THE ARFLING. 


#123
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  OH NO!  MENU 123 IS HERE                      WELL HERE ARE A FEW MORE GAMES FOR YOUR COLLECTION    TIME SCANNER SHOULD WORK ON ALL MACHINES    SO HOPEFULLY NO PROBLEMS THERE   WE WILL SHORTLY BE USING A NEW LOADING SYSTEM WHICH WILL(POSSIBLY) MEAN AN END TO 1 MEG FILES      SO WATCH OUT FOR THAT REAL SOON             BYE BYE YET AGAIN            SEE YA                                 


#123v2
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  OH NO!  MENU 123 IS HERE                      WELL HERE ARE A FEW MORE GAMES FOR YOUR COLLECTION    TIME SCANNER SHOULD WORK ON ALL MACHINES    SO HOPEFULLY NO PROBLEMS THERE   WE WILL SHORTLY BE USING A NEW LOADING SYSTEM WHICH WILL(POSSIBLY) MEAN AN END TO 1 MEG FILES      SO WATCH OUT FOR THAT REAL SOON             BYE BYE YET AGAIN            SEE YA                                 


#124
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     YES, IT MUST BE BORDER SCROLL TIME AGAIN.     THE UN-NAMEABLES BRING YOU A NEW MENU-DEMO, CODED BY THE LAW, WITH ALL GRAPHICS BY PHILL. THIS MENU IS DEDICATED TO ALL THOSE WHO WRITE CRAPPY TUNES FOR GAMES, AND WE HAVE USED PARADOX'S ONLY TUNE TO GET OUR MESSAGE ACROSS - HOW ABOUT A DIFFERENT TUNE NEXT TIME, PARADOX ?      THE MUSIC MAY BE MIDI COMPATABLE, BUT DON'T COUNT ON IT!!     MULTIPLE MESSAGE SCROLLERS ARE QUITE HANDY, DON'T YOU THINK.                           I'M DOWN HERE, STOP READING THE BORING ONE UP TOP               BETTER RESTART THE BOTTOM SCROLL AGAIN SOON.........     BUT NOT YET..........       THE ANSWER IS 42           SPACE, THE FINAL FRONTIER - THERE IS NO SPACE ON AN AUTOMATION DISK!!    THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM FIREBLASTER/CHOPPER X/VETERAN/WARZONE...ETC...ETC...   YES, THIS MENU IS AIMED STRAIGHT AT THE WORST PROGRAMMING TEAM IN THE U.K., (NO, NOT PROBE!), BUT PARADOX/SOFTWARE HORIZONS - ZX80 GAMES WERE MORE FUN (WITH BETTER MUSIC - IT DIDN'T HAVE A SOUND CHIP!)   .......... WHY DID THE MONKEY FALL OUT OF THE TREE ................  IT WAS DEAD!!!          WHY HAVE YOU NOT LOADED A GAME UP YET ?!?    ARE YOU REALLY !?! LISTENING TO THE MUSIC ?!?   ARE YOU TONE DEAF ?!?   IF YOU WANT TIDY MUSIC SHOVE IN THE B.I.G./AMIGA/UNION DEMOS - NOW THAT'S MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!       WORST GAME PACKED SO FAR IS 'RIPCORD' (AND IT WASN'T WRITTEN BY PARADOX)     ACTUALLY PARADOX DID WRITE ONE (AND ONLY ONE) GOOD GAME - YES, IT WAS 'INTO THE EAGLES NEST' - BRILL!!  (SORRY, BUT I HAVE JUST REMEMBERED THAT PANDORA WROTE EAGLES NEST - SORRY PARADOX, YOU STRIKE OUT WITH ZERO GOOD GAMES!!)  SHOVE OFF - I 'AIN'T TYPING ANY MORE CRAPPY TEXT FOR YOU TO READ - GO AND BUY A BOOK IF YOU LIKE READING THAT MUCH!!                              IF BBC ONE CAN DO IT, SO CAN I   -- REPEATING -- REPEATING -- REPEATING - REPEATING -                                                 AUTOMATION - THE COMPACTION MASTERS       WELCOME TO CD 124       AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF THE FOLLOWING MEMBERS........        WAS (NOT WAS) - RETIRED        THE L.S.D. (OZZWALD, MARL AND REBEL)       SHARAZ JEK       IAN. C       THE UN-NAMEABLES (THE LAW, PHILL, DACK AND FRODO)       COR BLIMY NOT ARF (NEIL, LANCE AND STEP)       BBC       VAPOUR        ~~~~~ MESSAGE REPEATS ~~~~~               


#125
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THIS IS MENU 125  -  WOT NO INFORMATION FILE , WELL I AM AFRAID THAT HAS BEEN DELAYED FOR A FEW MORE DISKS!   NOTHING EARTHSHAKING ON THIS ONE , BUT SOME MORE BITS FOR YOUR COLLECTION   DO NOT FORGET THAT THERE ARE NOW A DISK 69 PT 4.    YOU CAN EXPECT THINGS TO BE A BIT QUIETER FROM ME (OZZ) SHORTLY , AS I AM BUYING A HOUSE AND WILL BE SORTING THAT OUT , DECORATING ETC. FOR A WHILE , BUT I WILL STILL BE DOING A FEW MENU'S , THE BBC ARE GOING TO CONTINUE TO DO THE ODD MENU HERE AND THERE     PLUS THE LAW IS GOING TO DO ONE OR TWO MENU'S , SO WE ARE A LONG WAY FROM STOPPING!      ANYWAY I THINK THAT ABOUT COVERS EVERYTHING , SO I BID YOU ALL FAREWELL!                                        OLLEH WOH ERA UOY GNIOD   I EPOH UOY ERA GNIVAH ON SMELBORP GNIDAER SIHT EGASSEM                                   STILL THERE?                                     HELLO WAYNE , ARE YOU GOING TO READ ALL OF THIS SCROLLER?                    YES!                   I THOUGHT SO               MORK CALLING ORSON , MORK CALLING ORSON               HEY ORSON , THERE ARE SOME REALLY STRANGE PEOPLE DOWN ON THIS EARTH PLACE , THEY SPEND HOURS PLAYING WITH LITTLE BOXES OF PLASTIC , WEIRD EH!           TDKLAJVNGHJ       MESSAGE NOW SCRAMBLED        TIME UP SUCKER   --->             


#125v2
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THIS IS MENU 125  -  WOT NO INFORMATION FILE , WELL I AM AFRAID THAT HAS BEEN DELAYED FOR A FEW MORE DISKS!   NOTHING EARTHSHAKING ON THIS ONE , BUT SOME MORE BITS FOR YOUR COLLECTION   DO NOT FORGET THAT THERE ARE NOW A DISK 69 PT 4.    YOU CAN EXPECT THINGS TO BE A BIT QUIETER FROM ME (OZZ) SHORTLY , AS I AM BUYING A HOUSE AND WILL BE SORTING THAT OUT , DECORATING ETC. FOR A WHILE , BUT I WILL STILL BE DOING A FEW MENU'S , THE BBC ARE GOING TO CONTINUE TO DO THE ODD MENU HERE AND THERE     PLUS THE LAW IS GOING TO DO ONE OR TWO MENU'S , SO WE ARE A LONG WAY FROM STOPPING!      ANYWAY I THINK THAT ABOUT COVERS EVERYTHING , SO I BID YOU ALL FAREWELL!                                        OLLEH WOH ERA UOY GNIOD   I EPOH UOY ERA GNIVAH ON SMELBORP GNIDAER SIHT EGASSEM                                   STILL THERE?                                     HELLO WAYNE , ARE YOU GOING TO READ ALL OF THIS SCROLLER?                    YES!                   I THOUGHT SO               MORK CALLING ORSON , MORK CALLING ORSON               HEY ORSON , THERE ARE SOME REALLY STRANGE PEOPLE DOWN ON THIS EARTH PLACE , THEY SPEND HOURS PLAYING WITH LITTLE BOXES OF PLASTIC , WEIRD EH!           TDKLAJVNGHJ       MESSAGE NOW SCRAMBLED        TIME UP SUCKER   --->             


#126
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    WELCOME TO --- A U T O M A T I O N   1 2 6 ---         THIS DISK WAS CODED AND COMPILED BY THE LAW OF THE UN-NAMEABLES.        AND NOW FOR THE MEGA-INTERESTING-I-CAN'T-WAIT-TO-READ-THEM-BECAUSE-I-AM-REALLY-QUITE-A-VERY-BIG-
FAN-AND-LOVE-THE-WAY-THEY-LOOK-GREETINGS!!!    PERSONALS TO:     COL,BRI,BOB,DACK,MAL.......       NORMALS TO:     BBC CREW (GREAT MENUS - CHRISPY NOODLE'S MUSIC IS FAB!),TCB (VERY NICE DEMO),THE BLADE RUNNERS AND THE UNION......         NOW FOR SOME MESSAGES:      MEDWAY BOYS - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU UP TO?  GILBERT WAS A DEMO OF LEVEL ONE, LIBERATOR IS NOT PACKED, YOUR ONE PLANE SCROLL TIMES OUT IN 60HZ, AND MANY, MANY MORE....     TIME TO WRAP COS WRITING THE TEXT IS ALMOST AS BORING AS READING IT - KEEP ON PACKING, GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!         ------------> 5 ------------> 4 ------------> 3 ------------> 2 ------------> 1 ------------> 0           ONLY KIDDING! WAIT FOR MORE SCROLL SOON..........          ONLY KIDDING AGAIN........       WRAPPING.........        


#127
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AUTOMATION BRING YOU YET ANOTHER CD . . . . THE SCROLLER WAS CODED BY SAMUEL BERCOVICI FROM ISRAEL AND THE GRAFIX WERE DONE BY PURSY.   HOW IS IT HANGING RICK   CD NEWS . . . CD SIXTY NINE PART ONE HAS BEEN REPACKED WITH THE NEW PACKER. BMX SIMULATOR HAS BEEN REPACKED WITH THE NEW PACKER. THE OBLITERATOR MUSIC HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM CD NINETY THREE  CD NINETY FOUR AND CD NINETY FIVE BECAUSE IT FREAKED OUT THE SYSTEM AND INTERFERED WITH CERTAIN GAMES CAUSING THEM NOT TO RUN PROPERLY. THE MENU PROGRAM FOR CD103 WAS REASSEMBLED AS SKRULL SHOULD BE RUN FROM THE DESKTOP AS A TOS FILE. XYBOTS WAS ALTERED TO RUN ON ALL SYSTEMS . . . . WAS NOT WAS IS DEAD . . . . . WHY . . . . . BECAUSE . . . . . . HE IS GETTING TOO MUCH HASSLE FROM CERTAIN SOFTWARE HOUSES AND HE IS GETTING MARRIED , SO HE DOES NOT HAVE MUCH TIME TO HACK ANYWAY.         WHAT HAS FOUR LEGS AND AN ARM . . . . . . . A ROTTWEILER . . . . . . . WELL HI THERE I GUESS YOU COME FROM INDIANA , WHAT WITH YOU BEING AN INDIAN AN ALL . . . . . .  AND I CAN ONLY ASSUME THAT SOMEWHERE OUT THERE IS A PLACE CALLED PLONKER               GREATINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS   THE OVERLANDERS   THE CAREBEARS   TEX   MCA   FLEXIBLE FRONT   WEIRD SCIENCE   THE MEDWAY BOYS   EDITMAN   THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY   SERVO   SEWER SOFTWARE   PURSY   TIMELORD   COSWORTH   THE SUNNYBOYS   ARNO IN AUSTRIA   MARKUS IN WEST GERMANY   THE GIGABYTE CREW   THE TNT CREW , GHOST   VECTOR AND OF COURSE YOU AND ANYONE ELSE WE FORGOT . . . . . . .         


#128
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        DISK 128 - MORE AUTOMATION BITS AND PIECES , WELL AT THIS RATE WE WILL BE DOING OUR 1000TH GAME BEFORE TOO LONG , ALSO COMING SOON   -    WE WILL BE RELAUNCHING EVEN MORE OF THE OLD DISKS , WITH EXTRA GAMES ON!      I NOTICED THAT SOME SCUMBAG HAS RIPPED OFF OUR DISK ZERO (SINBAD) AND PUT THERE NAME ON IT , WELL AS THIS GAME WAS ONLY EVER RELEASED IN A COMPACTED FORM , I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW HOW THEY PACKED IT!     WELL THAT IS GOING TO BE A FORTHCOMING REPACK , SO THAT WILL F**K THEM OFF                 SO FROM AUTOMATION H.Q.   I SAY  -  ALL SECURE MATE!          


#129
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     DISK 129 , YES THIS IS THE THIRD MENU THAT I HAVE DONE IN THREE DAYS , I AM RUNNING OUT OF STUFF TO TYPE INTO THE SCROLLERS , SO I WILL DIGRESS A LITTLE AT THIS POINT  -   YES THE OLD AUTOMATION ARE SPLITTING UP RUMOUR , I THINK THIS HAS COME ABOUT BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE WOULD LIKE US TO DO WHAT WE ARE DOING NOW ON THE AMIGA!  I HAVE BEEN ASKED BY SEVERAL PEOPLE TO START MEGA-PACKING ON THE AMIGA - NO CHANCE GUYS!   WHY DO THEY WANT US TO PACK ON THE AMIGA , WHEN THE MACHINE IS SO WONDERFUL?    WELL IT GOES LIKE THIS , APPROX. 14 MONTHS AGO , I (OZZ) BOUGHT A 1040STFM , BUT BEFORE THAT L.S.D. HAD BEEN PACKING STUFF ON THE AMIGA , WE WERE NOT THE BEST , BUT AT THAT TIME THERE WERE A FEW GROUPS PACKING STUFF , UNFORTUNATELY THEY ALL SEEM TO (LIKE US) RETIRED , SO THE AMIGA IS NOW FULL OF WANKERS , ANYONE WITH AN AMIGA WILL KNOW WHAT I MEAN - PEOLPLE DO THE MINIMUM POSSIBLE TO CRACK SOMETHING , THEN PUT THERE NAME ALL OVER IT , OR WORSE THEY PUT A BORING INTRO (BY AMIGA STANDARDS) ON THE FRONT AND TELL EVERYONE HOW THEY ARE THE BEST , WELL IF YOU GUYS ARE SO GOOD , WHY DO YOU NOT PACK STUFF , TOO HARD FOR WANKERS LIKE THEM , I SUPPOSE     GROUPS LIKE THESE E.G. QUARTEX   MERELY HAVE SOME GUY WHO SPENDS ALL HIS TIME ON A MODEM , WELL ON THE AMIGA THAT MAKES YOU A SUPERGROUP!   SO I AM NOT SLAGGING THE AMIGA AS A COMPUTER (AN EXCELLENT MACHINE - IT IS BETTER THAN THE ST , UNFORTUNATELY WITH MOST SOFTWARE PORTED IT IS HARD TO TELL!) , THAT IS WHY I DISLIKE THE AMIGA SCENE - 99.9 PERCENT OF OWNERS ARE WANKERS!   ASK THEM HOW MANY GAMES ON HOW MANY DISKS ANY AMIGA OWNER HAS , I BET YOU HAVE TWICE AS MANY GAMES ON HALF THE DISK!        DISK 250 BEFORE JULY 1990 OR I WILL RETIRE FOREVER!!!!!         


#129v2
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     DISK 129 , YES THIS IS THE THIRD MENU THAT I HAVE DONE IN THREE DAYS , I AM RUNNING OUT OF STUFF TO TYPE INTO THE SCROLLERS , SO I WILL DIGRESS A LITTLE AT THIS POINT  -   YES THE OLD AUTOMATION ARE SPLITTING UP RUMOUR , I THINK THIS HAS COME ABOUT BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE WOULD LIKE US TO DO WHAT WE ARE DOING NOW ON THE AMIGA!  I HAVE BEEN ASKED BY SEVERAL PEOPLE TO START MEGA-PACKING ON THE AMIGA - NO CHANCE GUYS!   WHY DO THEY WANT US TO PACK ON THE AMIGA , WHEN THE MACHINE IS SO WONDERFUL?    WELL IT GOES LIKE THIS , APPROX. 14 MONTHS AGO , I (OZZ) BOUGHT A 1040STFM , BUT BEFORE THAT L.S.D. HAD BEEN PACKING STUFF ON THE AMIGA , WE WERE NOT THE BEST , BUT AT THAT TIME THERE WERE A FEW GROUPS PACKING STUFF , UNFORTUNATELY THEY ALL SEEM TO (LIKE US) RETIRED , SO THE AMIGA IS NOW FULL OF WANKERS , ANYONE WITH AN AMIGA WILL KNOW WHAT I MEAN - PEOLPLE DO THE MINIMUM POSSIBLE TO CRACK SOMETHING , THEN PUT THERE NAME ALL OVER IT , OR WORSE THEY PUT A BORING INTRO (BY AMIGA STANDARDS) ON THE FRONT AND TELL EVERYONE HOW THEY ARE THE BEST , WELL IF YOU GUYS ARE SO GOOD , WHY DO YOU NOT PACK STUFF , TOO HARD FOR WANKERS LIKE THEM , I SUPPOSE     GROUPS LIKE THESE E.G. QUARTEX   MERELY HAVE SOME GUY WHO SPENDS ALL HIS TIME ON A MODEM , WELL ON THE AMIGA THAT MAKES YOU A SUPERGROUP!   SO I AM NOT SLAGGING THE AMIGA AS A COMPUTER (AN EXCELLENT MACHINE - IT IS BETTER THAN THE ST , UNFORTUNATELY WITH MOST SOFTWARE PORTED IT IS HARD TO TELL!) , THAT IS WHY I DISLIKE THE AMIGA SCENE - 99.9 PERCENT OF OWNERS ARE WANKERS!   ASK THEM HOW MANY GAMES ON HOW MANY DISKS ANY AMIGA OWNER HAS , I BET YOU HAVE TWICE AS MANY GAMES ON HALF THE DISK!        DISK 250 BEFORE JULY 1990 OR I WILL RETIRE FOREVER!!!!!         


#130
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HELLO I AM MENU 130 , WANT TO PLAY A GAME.    YES ISSUE NUMBER 130 OF THE FINEST COLLECTION OF COMPACT DISKS AROUND , DONT FORGET THERE IS ALSO A DISK 69 PART 4 - THE EDITMAN MENU     WELL I CANNOT THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY ON THIS ONE SO BYE BYE                


#130v2
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HELLO I AM MENU 130 , WANT TO PLAY A GAME.    YES ISSUE NUMBER 130 OF THE FINEST COLLECTION OF COMPACT DISKS AROUND , DONT FORGET THERE IS ALSO A DISK 69 PART 4 - THE EDITMAN MENU     WELL I CANNOT THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY ON THIS ONE SO BYE BYE                


#131
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Hi there girls! (There surely must be some female ST owners somewhere!)     Welcome to yet another Automation compact disk!     This proportional-spacing scroller was coded by Neil Of Cor Blimey! (& this is me typing this text!)     Well, as usual I'll give some greetings...   Hi to: The Replicants   -   The Medway Boys   &   The Carebears     (Not many greets, eh?)     Well, tough! Coz the previous three groups are the only people worth greeting!     If you know of any faults on any of our disks then get in touch and we'll fix them!     If you know of anybody who is selling our disks then get F.A.S.T. on to them!     Well, scroll time over... Let's wrap..........               


#131v2
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Hi there girls! (There surely must be some female ST owners somewhere!)     Welcome to yet another Automation compact disk!     This proportional-spacing scroller was coded by Neil Of Cor Blimey! (& this is me typing this text!)     Well, as usual I'll give some greetings...   Hi to: The Replicants   -   The Medway Boys   &   The Carebears     (Not many greets, eh?)     Well, tough! Coz the previous three groups are the only people worth greeting!     If you know of any faults on any of our disks then get in touch and we'll fix them!     If you know of anybody who is selling our disks then get F.A.S.T. on to them!     Well, scroll time over... Let's wrap..........               


#132
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AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 132     THIS MENU WAS CODED BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY (YES, THIS IS ME TYPING ALL THIS BLARP!)   -   THE GREAT GRAPHICS WERE DONE BY V2.1     GREETINGS ARE SENT TO...   THE REPLICANTS (ESPECIALLY COBRA - R.AL - DOM - SNAKE AND FURY!) - THE CAREBEARS - THE OVERLANDERS   AND   THE MEDWAY BOYS     IF YOU KNOW OF ANYBODY WHO SELLS OUR DISKS MAKING MONEY FROM OUR HARD WORK THEN DO US A FAVOUR AND BEAT THEM UP!     DOES ANYBODY HAVE A COPY OF CHANNEL FOURS 'EQUINOX' PROGRAMME ON QUARKS AND SUB-ATOMIC-PARTICLES?     WELL, THAT'S ALL SO... SEE YA!               


#132v2
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AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 132     THIS MENU WAS CODED BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY (YES, THIS IS ME TYPING ALL THIS BLARP!)   -   THE GREAT GRAPHICS WERE DONE BY V2.1     GREETINGS ARE SENT TO...   THE REPLICANTS (ESPECIALLY COBRA - R.AL - DOM - SNAKE AND FURY!) - THE CAREBEARS - THE OVERLANDERS   AND   THE MEDWAY BOYS     IF YOU KNOW OF ANYBODY WHO SELLS OUR DISKS MAKING MONEY FROM OUR HARD WORK THEN DO US A FAVOUR AND BEAT THEM UP!     DOES ANYBODY HAVE A COPY OF CHANNEL FOURS 'EQUINOX' PROGRAMME ON QUARKS AND SUB-ATOMIC-PARTICLES?     WELL, THAT'S ALL SO... SEE YA!               


#133
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YO DUDES!     WELCOME TO AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 133     THIS SCROLLER WAS CODED BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY     THE PICTURE WAS DRAWN BY V2.1     THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM WARHAWK BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY     GREETINGS IN THIS MENU ARE SENT TO...   THE REPLICANTS (ESPECIALLY TO COBRA, R.AL, DOM, SNAKE AND FURY!)   -   THE CAREBEARS   AND   THE MEDWAY BOYS!     DON'T FORGET TO COPY THIS DISK DOUBLE SIDED AS FASTCOPY AND SOME OTHER COPIERS WILL BE FOOLED INTO THINKING THAT IT IS SINGLE SIDED!     IF YOU KNOW OF ANY FAULTS ON ANY OF OUR COMPACTED GAMES THEN GET IN TOUCH AND WE'LL FIX THEM!     RIGHT, THAT'S ALL SO THIS IS NEIL OF COR BLIMEY SAYING 'GOODBYE' ..........      


#133v2
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YO DUDES!     WELCOME TO AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 133     THIS SCROLLER WAS CODED BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY     THE PICTURE WAS DRAWN BY V2.1     THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM WARHAWK BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY     GREETINGS IN THIS MENU ARE SENT TO...   THE REPLICANTS (ESPECIALLY TO COBRA, R.AL, DOM, SNAKE AND FURY!)   -   THE CAREBEARS   AND   THE MEDWAY BOYS!     DON'T FORGET TO COPY THIS DISK DOUBLE SIDED AS FASTCOPY AND SOME OTHER COPIERS WILL BE FOOLED INTO THINKING THAT IT IS SINGLE SIDED!     IF YOU KNOW OF ANY FAULTS ON ANY OF OUR COMPACTED GAMES THEN GET IN TOUCH AND WE'LL FIX THEM!     RIGHT, THAT'S ALL SO THIS IS NEIL OF COR BLIMEY SAYING 'GOODBYE' ..........      


#134v2
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HI THERE FOLKS!     WELCOME TO YET ANOTHER AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK!     THIS TIME IT'S NUMBER 134!     THIS ROTATING SCROLLER WAS CODED BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY!     THE MUSIC WAS ALSO RIPPED BY NEIL!     GREETINGS ARE SENT TO...   THE REPLICANTS (MEGA HI TO COBRA, R.AL, DOM, SNAKE AND FURY!)   -   THE OVERLANDERS   -   THE CAREBEARS   AND   THE MEDWAY BOYS!     IF I'VE MISSED YOU OUT THEN TOUGH, 'COZ YOU AIN'T WORTH GREETING!     WELL, THAT'S ALL BECAUSE I (NEIL) NEVER WAS ANY GOOD AT WRITING SCROLLTEXT (IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT AND I WANT TO GET THIS BLOODY DISK FINISHED SO THAT I CAN WATCH PRISONER CELL BLOCK H!) SO I'LL BID YOU GOODBYE AS WE APPROACH THE DREADED 'WRAP'.....      


#135v2
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HERE WE GO AGAIN...     THIS IS NEIL OF COR BLIMEY PRESENTING AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 135!     CHECK OUT THE GAME   MAKIN' WHOOPEE   IT MAY BE TACKY BUT IT'S A GREAT LAUGH WHEN YOU'RE PISSED!     IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY GUESSED THIS NO BOTTOM BORDER MENU WAS CODED BY ME (NEIL) AND THE MUSIC WAS ALSO RIPPED BY MYSELF     GREETINGS ARE SENT TO...   THE REPLICANTS (MEGA HI TO... COBRA, DOM, R.AL, SNAKE AND FURY!)   -   THE CAREBEARS   -   THE OVERLANDERS   AND   THE MEDWAY BOYS!     IF I MISSED YOU OUT THEN YOU AIN'T WORTH KNOWING!     COMING VERY SOON ON AUTOMATION DISKS ARE... TIN TIN   -   TIMES OF LORE   -   IMPOSSIBLE MISSION 2   -   ROSEMARY RACOON   -   TANGLEWOOD   -   APB   -   MR.HELI   -   PURPLE SATURN DAY   AND MANY, MANY MORE!     WELL, DON'T FORGET IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WITH ANY OF OUR DISKS THEN GET IN TOUCH AND WE'LL SORT THEM OUT!     THAT'S ALL SO... BYE!                   


#136
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     THE LAW OF THE UN-NAMEABLES IS PROUD TO PRESENT:-      THE 1ST AUTOMATION MENU TO USE A SPECTRUM 512 PICTURE        CREDITS:  CODE AND SPECTRUM HACK BY THE LAW.    MUSIC BY DAVID WHITTAKER.    CLOWN'S FACE PORTED FROM THE AMIGA.            PRESS ANY KEY (EXCEPT SPACE) FOR MENU, OR READ ON.......              *** KEYS ***           SPACE - CHANGE MUSIC      0 - TOGGLE 50/60 HZ (NOT THIS SCREEN)                       KENNEDY APPROACH & GIANA SISTERS WERE PACKED BY DACK (HACKS BY 42-CREW & BOSS).       MISSIONS EN RAFAELE WAS PACKED BY DACK (HACK BY BOSS).     APB AND BLASTER WERE HACKED AND PACKED BY THE LAW.      GIANA SISTERS SAVES SCORES TO TRACK 0 SECTOR 5.            APPOLOGIES GO TO THE MEDWAY BOYS - I SEE YOU HAVE FIXED YOUR SCROLLER (AND NOW IT'S ALSO IN THE BORDER) - BUT WHY IS RICK DANGEROUS ON MORE THAN ONE DISK ?!?         WILL 'ANDY THE ARFLING' CONTACT ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE FOR A CHAT ABOUT SOME CERTAIN DEMOS THAT HE HAS HACKED! (I WANT! I WANT! I WANT!)       MUST GO NOW, LOTS MORE TO BE HACKED/PACKED FOR THE BEST (THAT'S 'AUTOMATION', IN CASE YOU ARE WONDERING!!)             WRAP....                        


#137
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HELLO AND WELCOME TO MMMMMMMMMMMENU 137 - YES DISKS 131-136 WILL BE COMING FROM COR BLIMEY , SO EXPECT SOME GOODIES THERE!         WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE INFORMATION FILE? , WELL IT SHOULD HOPEFULLY BE READY FOR 140 IF NOT IT WILL BE ON EITHER 150 OR DISK ZERO V2.0     -  SO WATCH OUT FOR THAT , COMING SOON     A.P.B. , BATTLETECH , TRACKER , PASSING SHOT , VIGILANTE , GIANA SISTERS , MANIAX , FORGOTTEN WORLDS , NAVY MOVES AND MANY MORE FROM AUTOMATION - ADVANCED HACKERS AND PACKERS            BYE BYE             


#137v2
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HELLO AND WELCOME TO MMMMMMMMMMMENU 137 - YES DISKS 131-136 WILL BE COMING FROM COR BLIMEY , SO EXPECT SOME GOODIES THERE!         WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE INFORMATION FILE? , WELL IT SHOULD HOPEFULLY BE READY FOR 140 IF NOT IT WILL BE ON EITHER 150 OR DISK ZERO V2.0     -  SO WATCH OUT FOR THAT , COMING SOON     A.P.B. , BATTLETECH , TRACKER , PASSING SHOT , VIGILANTE , GIANA SISTERS , MANIAX , FORGOTTEN WORLDS , NAVY MOVES AND MANY MORE FROM AUTOMATION - ADVANCED HACKERS AND PACKERS            BYE BYE             


#138v2
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    I WANT TO TAKE YOU ON A JOURNEY , A JOURNEY INTO TIME AND SPACE       WELCOME TO DISK 138 - THE TWILIGHT ZONE     MORE GOODIES FROM THE ONE AND ONLY AUTOMATION  -  THERE IS A SLIGHT GLITCH IN SLAYER -  ON LEVEL 3 YOU MAY GET SOME CORRUPT SPRITES , THIS SEEMS TO HAPPEN RANDOMLY , IT DOES NOT EFFECT THE GAMEPLAY , SO IS NOT REALLY IMPORTANT!       I (OZZ) DO NOT BOTHER WITH GREETINGS EXCEPT TO OUR FELLOW HACKERS/PACKERS - THE REPLICANTS AND THE MEDWAY BOYS          FUCKINGS TO BIRDY AND SLEDGE FROM THE EDITMAN - YOU GUYS ARE SO BIGHEADED IT IS UNREAL     HI TO DELIGHT      BYE BYE           I WANT TO TAKE YOU ON A JOURNEY , A JOURNEY INTO TIME AND SPACE       WELCOME TO DISK 138 - THE TWILIGHT ZONE     ...........    ARE YOU STILL THERE?      MOST PEOPLE WILL BY NOW HAVE HIT A KEY AND GONE , THEY MUST HAVE THOUGHT THE SCROLLER HAD WRAPPED AROUND , UNFORTUNATELY FOR THEM IT HAS NOT!      A LITTLE MESSAGE FOR THOSE INTERESTED , MENU 139 HAS A LITTLE HIDDEN FEATURE IN IT , DO YOU THINK YOU CAN FIND IT    BY THE WAY I HAVE JUST FINISHED CHECKING XYBOTS ON DISK 105 , IT DOES WORK ON THE LAST VERSION I RELEASED APPROX 2 MONTHS AGO , HIT THE STAR KEY ON THE KEYPAD FOR A CHEAT!     IS WAYNE STILL WITH US DO YOU THINK?                    I WANT TO TAKE YOU ON A JOURNEY , A JOURNEY INTO TIME AND SPACE       WELCOME TO DISK 138 - THE TWILIGHT ZONE     MORE GOODIES FROM THE ONE AND ONLY AUTOMATION  -  THERE IS A SLIGHT CON GOING ON WITH THIS SCROLLER!     YES IT DOES APPEAR TO HAVE FINISHED TWICE!       STILL THERE WAYNE?          HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE GOT THIS FAR?     WELL THIS MAKES A CHANGE FROM  (-  SCROLLER ENDS  -)  DO YOU NOT THINK      YOU MUST THINK YOU ARE QUITE SMART TO HAVE GOT THIS FAR , EH?          OKAY SMART ARSE    -   FOLLOW THIS     I EPOH UOY ERA TON GNIVAH OOT HCUM ELBUORT GNIDAER SIHT , OT ETAD EW EVAH ENOD XORPPA 025 SEMAG TON OOT DAB      -  DID YOU MANAGE TO READ THAT WAYNE?       YES!!!       WELL READ THIS IN HEX    $57 $41 $59 $4E $45 $20 $48 $41 $53 $20 $4E $4F $54 $20 $4D $41 $4E $41 $47 $45 $44 $20 $54 $50 $20 œ44 $45 $43 $4F $44 $45 $20 $54 $48 $49 $53 $21 $21    DID YOU GET THAT?   OKAY THAT IS ENOUGH TOYING FOR NOW , NOW THE SCROLLER REALLY ENDS             I WANT TO TAKE YOU ON A JOURNEY , A JOURNEY INTO TIME AND SPACE       WELCOME TO DISK 138 - THE TWILIGHT ZONE     MORE GOODIES FROM THE ONE AND ONLY AUTOMATION  -  THERE IS A SLIGHT GLITCH IN SLAYER -  ON LEVEL 3 YOU MAY GET SOME CORRUPT SPRITES , THIS SEEMS TO HAPPEN RANDOMLY , IT DOES NOT EFFECT THE GAMEPLAY , SO IS NOT REALLY IMPORTANT!       I (OZZ) DO NOT BOTHER WITH GREETINGS EXCEPT TO OUR FELLOW SCROLLER READERS - YOU!     BOY YOU ARE REALLY BEING STUBBORN ON THIS ONE , YOU DO REALISE THAT BY DOING THIS YOU ARE GOING TO EVENTUALLY END UP READING THE SCROLLER TWICE IN ORDER TO NOT MISS ANYTHING     TO THE HACKING GROUPS OUT THERE WHO HAVE GOT THIS FAR , PROVE IT BY GREETING  GRUNTMAN OF C.O.C.     THEN WE WILL KNOW IF YOU READ IT ALL!!         NIGHT NIGHT WAYNE!!      


#138v2
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    I WANT TO TAKE YOU ON A JOURNEY , A JOURNEY INTO TIME AND SPACE       WELCOME TO DISK 138 - THE TWILIGHT ZONE     MORE GOODIES FROM THE ONE AND ONLY AUTOMATION  -  THERE IS A SLIGHT GLITCH IN SLAYER -  ON LEVEL 3 YOU MAY GET SOME CORRUPT SPRITES , THIS SEEMS TO HAPPEN RANDOMLY , IT DOES NOT EFFECT THE GAMEPLAY , SO IS NOT REALLY IMPORTANT!       I (OZZ) DO NOT BOTHER WITH GREETINGS EXCEPT TO OUR FELLOW HACKERS/PACKERS - THE REPLICANTS AND THE MEDWAY BOYS          FUCKINGS TO BIRDY AND SLEDGE FROM THE EDITMAN - YOU GUYS ARE SO BIGHEADED IT IS UNREAL     HI TO DELIGHT      BYE BYE           I WANT TO TAKE YOU ON A JOURNEY , A JOURNEY INTO TIME AND SPACE       WELCOME TO DISK 138 - THE TWILIGHT ZONE     ...........    ARE YOU STILL THERE?      MOST PEOPLE WILL BY NOW HAVE HIT A KEY AND GONE , THEY MUST HAVE THOUGHT THE SCROLLER HAD WRAPPED AROUND , UNFORTUNATELY FOR THEM IT HAS NOT!      A LITTLE MESSAGE FOR THOSE INTERESTED , MENU 139 HAS A LITTLE HIDDEN FEATURE IN IT , DO YOU THINK YOU CAN FIND IT    BY THE WAY I HAVE JUST FINISHED CHECKING XYBOTS ON DISK 105 , IT DOES WORK ON THE LAST VERSION I RELEASED APPROX 2 MONTHS AGO , HIT THE STAR KEY ON THE KEYPAD FOR A CHEAT!     IS WAYNE STILL WITH US DO YOU THINK?                    I WANT TO TAKE YOU ON A JOURNEY , A JOURNEY INTO TIME AND SPACE       WELCOME TO DISK 138 - THE TWILIGHT ZONE     MORE GOODIES FROM THE ONE AND ONLY AUTOMATION  -  THERE IS A SLIGHT CON GOING ON WITH THIS SCROLLER!     YES IT DOES APPEAR TO HAVE FINISHED TWICE!       STILL THERE WAYNE?          HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE GOT THIS FAR?     WELL THIS MAKES A CHANGE FROM  (-  SCROLLER ENDS  -)  DO YOU NOT THINK      YOU MUST THINK YOU ARE QUITE SMART TO HAVE GOT THIS FAR , EH?          OKAY SMART ARSE    -   FOLLOW THIS     I EPOH UOY ERA TON GNIVAH OOT HCUM ELBUORT GNIDAER SIHT , OT ETAD EW EVAH ENOD XORPPA 025 SEMAG TON OOT DAB      -  DID YOU MANAGE TO READ THAT WAYNE?       YES!!!       WELL READ THIS IN HEX    $57 $41 $59 $4E $45 $20 $48 $41 $53 $20 $4E $4F $54 $20 $4D $41 $4E $41 $47 $45 $44 $20 $54 $50 $20 œ44 $45 $43 $4F $44 $45 $20 $54 $48 $49 $53 $21 $21    DID YOU GET THAT?   OKAY THAT IS ENOUGH TOYING FOR NOW , NOW THE SCROLLER REALLY ENDS             I WANT TO TAKE YOU ON A JOURNEY , A JOURNEY INTO TIME AND SPACE       WELCOME TO DISK 138 - THE TWILIGHT ZONE     MORE GOODIES FROM THE ONE AND ONLY AUTOMATION  -  THERE IS A SLIGHT GLITCH IN SLAYER -  ON LEVEL 3 YOU MAY GET SOME CORRUPT SPRITES , THIS SEEMS TO HAPPEN RANDOMLY , IT DOES NOT EFFECT THE GAMEPLAY , SO IS NOT REALLY IMPORTANT!       I (OZZ) DO NOT BOTHER WITH GREETINGS EXCEPT TO OUR FELLOW SCROLLER READERS - YOU!     BOY YOU ARE REALLY BEING STUBBORN ON THIS ONE , YOU DO REALISE THAT BY DOING THIS YOU ARE GOING TO EVENTUALLY END UP READING THE SCROLLER TWICE IN ORDER TO NOT MISS ANYTHING     TO THE HACKING GROUPS OUT THERE WHO HAVE GOT THIS FAR , PROVE IT BY GREETING  GRUNTMAN OF C.O.C.     THEN WE WILL KNOW IF YOU READ IT ALL!!         NIGHT NIGHT WAYNE!!      


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MENU 139 - SCROLLER BY HAL          ...HI DUDE'S...HAL HERE...FIRST OF ALL I WOULD LIKE TO SAY HI TO ALL THE PEOPLE I MET DOWN AT THE PC SHOW....HI.... HI TO THALION (THE TNT CREW ETC), WHEN IS THAT GAME YOU SHOWED AT THE PC SHOW GOING TO BE RELEASED ,  IT WAS INCREDIBLE, IT MADE STARGLIDER 2 AND HARD DRIVING LOOK DEAD SLOW. ANYWAY NOW FOR THE JOKE'S LEE.W OF ORACLE AND BAZIL (IN LONDON). HI TO AXE OF DELIGHT (GIVE DEREK YOUR PHONE No. I LOST IT!). A SPECIAL HI TO ALL THE MEMBER'S OF THE MASTER'S OF MUTATION COME ON GUY'S ,  PULL YOUR FINGER'S OUT AND GET THIS INTRO CODED. HI TO MY MEGA CONTACT AND MAIN SUPPLIER (BECCY)..PS HAVE THAT HUSBAND OF YOUR'S PUT DOWN. HI EDITMAN (BETTER KNOWN AS A PAIN IN ALL THE DIODE'S DOWN MY LEFT SIDE). JEFF GET IN TOUCH WITH MATTHEW. IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE...THAT WOULD LIKE TO SWAP THERE 9600 BAUD MODEM FOR MY 2400...NO..OH WELL..TIME TO GO, SO HERE ARE THE REST OF THE GREETING'S ...OZZ AND THE REST OF LSD (MARL PLEASE GET IN TOUCH), ANDY THE ARFLING (COME BACK SOON), DEREK (THE DOMINATED), HOTLINE, THE MIGHTY CLOG, JOBIL, BIRDY (?), SPEEDY DENNIS (QUARTEX), THE PRESIDENT, CRISPY NOODLE THE LOST BOY'S, DAVE.S, SCOOTER AND THE LAD'S, BALTH...AND NOW FOR THE U.S.A GREETING'S...MARK ANTHONY, MISSING LINK, PHROZEN GHOST (THANK'S FOR THE MODEM) AND GANDALF NEUROMANCER...PS YOU GUY'S STOP FIGHTING. ALSO THANK'S TO OZZ FOR LETTING ME HAVE MY SAY ON THIS SCROLLER.........BYE........


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MENU 139 - SCROLLER BY HAL          ...HI DUDE'S...HAL HERE...FIRST OF ALL I WOULD LIKE TO SAY HI TO ALL THE PEOPLE I MET DOWN AT THE PC SHOW....HI.... HI TO THALION (THE TNT CREW ETC), WHEN IS THAT GAME YOU SHOWED AT THE PC SHOW GOING TO BE RELEASED ,  IT WAS INCREDIBLE, IT MADE STARGLIDER 2 AND HARD DRIVING LOOK DEAD SLOW. ANYWAY NOW FOR THE JOKE'S LEE.W OF ORACLE AND BAZIL (IN LONDON). HI TO AXE OF DELIGHT (GIVE DEREK YOUR PHONE No. I LOST IT!). A SPECIAL HI TO ALL THE MEMBER'S OF THE MASTER'S OF MUTATION COME ON GUY'S ,  PULL YOUR FINGER'S OUT AND GET THIS INTRO CODED. HI TO MY MEGA CONTACT AND MAIN SUPPLIER (BECCY)..PS HAVE THAT HUSBAND OF YOUR'S PUT DOWN. HI EDITMAN (BETTER KNOWN AS A PAIN IN ALL THE DIODE'S DOWN MY LEFT SIDE). JEFF GET IN TOUCH WITH MATTHEW. IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE...THAT WOULD LIKE TO SWAP THERE 9600 BAUD MODEM FOR MY 2400...NO..OH WELL..TIME TO GO, SO HERE ARE THE REST OF THE GREETING'S ...OZZ AND THE REST OF LSD (MARL PLEASE GET IN TOUCH), ANDY THE ARFLING (COME BACK SOON), DEREK (THE DOMINATED), HOTLINE, THE MIGHTY CLOG, JOBIL, BIRDY (?), SPEEDY DENNIS (QUARTEX), THE PRESIDENT, CRISPY NOODLE THE LOST BOY'S, DAVE.S, SCOOTER AND THE LAD'S, BALTH...AND NOW FOR THE U.S.A GREETING'S...MARK ANTHONY, MISSING LINK, PHROZEN GHOST (THANK'S FOR THE MODEM) AND GANDALF NEUROMANCER...PS YOU GUY'S STOP FIGHTING. ALSO THANK'S TO OZZ FOR LETTING ME HAVE MY SAY ON THIS SCROLLER.........BYE.......


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CRIPES ITS MENU 140    ...    MORE 1 MEG MONSTERS FOR YOU TO PERUSE THIS TIME          ONE LITTLE POINT WE HAVE HAD A LOT OF PEOPLE RECENTLY PRETENDING THEY KNOW WHAT L.S.D. STANDS FOR , WELL IT DOES MOST DEFINITELY NOT STAND FOR 'LEEDS SOFTWARE DISTRIBUTION', WHERE IS THIS 'LEEDS' PLACE?  IT DOES NOT STAND FOR 'LIGHTNING SOFTWARE DISTRIBUTION' EITHER , I BELIEVE THERE ONCE WAS A GROUP CALLED THIS BUT THEY ARE MOST DEFINITELY NOT US!     WHAT DOES IT STAND FOR WELL I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT THE 'S' DOES NOT STAND SOFTWARE , SPREADING OR SWAPPING , THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT KNOW WHAT IT REALLY STANDS FOR ARE THE PEOPLE IN THE GROUP , IF ANYBODY DOES GUESS IT RIGHT , I WILL CONFIRM YES OR NO IF THEY ARE RIGHT , IS THAT FAIR ENOUGH    ON WITH THE SCROLLER!       BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS WE SHOULD BE PAST THE 150 MARK AND HEADING FOR 250 AT A VERY RAPID PACE INDEED!  NO TIME TO WASTE GOT TO GET ON WITH THE REST OF THE MENU'S ON THE WAY TO 150 , I WILL DO A LONG (AND VERY WITTY!) SCROLLERON ANOTHER MENU REAL SOON      HI TO THE MEDWAY BOYS , THE REPLICANTS , MCA , BIRDY , F.O.F.T. , HIL(OF AUTO......) AND THE EDITMAN(THE VIDEO KINGS) , WHO IS THIS DEREK DM GUY ANYWAY?        BIG HI ALSO TO ALL AT THE LOCAL CLUBS (DAVE , WAYNE , PAUL , LYNDEN , KEN , TOM.B AND ALL)         


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CRIPES ITS MENU 140    ...    MORE 1 MEG MONSTERS FOR YOU TO PERUSE THIS TIME          ONE LITTLE POINT WE HAVE HAD A LOT OF PEOPLE RECENTLY PRETENDING THEY KNOW WHAT L.S.D. STANDS FOR , WELL IT DOES MOST DEFINITELY NOT STAND FOR 'LEEDS SOFTWARE DISTRIBUTION', WHERE IS THIS 'LEEDS' PLACE?  IT DOES NOT STAND FOR 'LIGHTNING SOFTWARE DISTRIBUTION' EITHER , I BELIEVE THERE ONCE WAS A GROUP CALLED THIS BUT THEY ARE MOST DEFINITELY NOT US!     WHAT DOES IT STAND FOR WELL I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT THE 'S' DOES NOT STAND SOFTWARE , SPREADING OR SWAPPING , THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT KNOW WHAT IT REALLY STANDS FOR ARE THE PEOPLE IN THE GROUP , IF ANYBODY DOES GUESS IT RIGHT , I WILL CONFIRM YES OR NO IF THEY ARE RIGHT , IS THAT FAIR ENOUGH    ON WITH THE SCROLLER!       BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS WE SHOULD BE PAST THE 150 MARK AND HEADING FOR 250 AT A VERY RAPID PACE INDEED!  NO TIME TO WASTE GOT TO GET ON WITH THE REST OF THE MENU'S ON THE WAY TO 150 , I WILL DO A LONG (AND VERY WITTY!) SCROLLERON ANOTHER MENU REAL SOON      HI TO THE MEDWAY BOYS , THE REPLICANTS , MCA , BIRDY , F.O.F.T. , HIL(OF AUTO......) AND THE EDITMAN(THE VIDEO KINGS) , WHO IS THIS DEREK DM GUY ANYWAY?        BIG HI ALSO TO ALL AT THE LOCAL CLUBS (DAVE , WAYNE , PAUL , LYNDEN , KEN , TOM.B AND ALL)         

  
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HERE WE GO AGAIN...     AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 141     WELL, WITHOUT FURTHER A DO, LET'S ROLL THE CREDITS...   MENU CODING AND MUSIC RIPPING - NEIL OF COR BLIMEY     GRAPHICS - IAN.C     GREETINGS ARE SENT TO...   THE REPLICANTS (HI TO COBRA - R.AL - DOM - SNAKE AND FURY!)   -   THE CAREBEARS   -   THE OVERLANDERS   AND   THE MEDWAY BOYS     AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF...   WAS (NOT ANY MORE WAS)   -   THE L.S.D   -   SHARAZ JEK   -   ME (NEIL)   -   THE UN-NAMEABLES   -   IAN.C   AND OUR LATEST MEMBER   VAPOUR!     WATCH OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING TITLES COMING YOUR WAY SOON...   SILENT SERVICE   -   GOLDRUNNER II   -   RAINBOW WARRIER (INCLUDING DIGI SOUND!)   -   PAPERBOY   -   5TH GEAR   -   PLUS NEARLY ALL OF THE SIERRA GAMES!     WELL, THAT'S ALL FOR THIS SCROLLER SO UNTIL NEXT TIME... BYEEEEEE!      


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WELCOME TO COMPACT DISK 142. HI TO THE REPLICANTS (SNAKE , COBRA , DOM , R.AL , FURY  , NINJA , ELWOOD) , THE OVERLANDERS (SKY METAL , STAN MERCURY , EPSILON , PEEWEE , SPEEDLIGHT , TYPHON , ZIGGY STARDUST) , DAVID FROM THE FALLEN ANGELS , GHOST , VECTOR , STAN THE MAN , TTC , HACKATARIMAN , THE MEDWAY BOYS , THE SUNNYBOYS , MCA , THE CAREBEARS , THE LORDS OF THE DISK , SEWER SOFTWARE , KAM , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE GIGABYTE CREW , LEVEL 16 , ARNO , THE LOST BOYS , TIMELORD (DONE ANY MORE PICS?) , PURSY , WAYNE , IAN.C , RADICAL SYSTEMS (HI BOB) , THE POMPEY PIRATES , THE LIGHT TEAM , AN COOL , DELTA FORCE , THE LOST BOYS , THE NEXT GENERATION , WEIRD SCIENCE , THE EMPIRE , SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY ETC. ETC. ETC.       _ VOTE FOR AUTOMATION


#143
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YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOO . . .       AUTOMATION PRESENT COMPACT DISK NUMBER 143. I , VAPOUR HAVE SPENT A LOT OF WASTEFUL HOURS CODING THIS BORDER SCROLLER TO WORK WITH MUSIC AND TO DISPLAY A SPECTRUM PICTURE. I AM SORRY THE FONT IS CRAP BUT I WAS RUNNING OUT OF TIME AND I WANTED TO GET THIS DISK OUT. I'II IMPROVE THE INTRO FOR THE NEXT IAN.C SPECTRUM PIC. ANYWAY , HERE'S A NEWS BULLETIN . . . 9 OUT OF 10 ST OWNERS SAID THEY PREFER AUTOMATION . . . . 10 OUT OF 10 A.B.C MEN SAID THEY PREFER YOUNG BOYS . . . . BUY A ONE MEG UPGRADE!       GET A ONE MEG DRIVE! OR HAVE YOUR BUILT IN HALF MEG DRIVE UPGRADED!        IF YOU WANT A ONE MEG DRIVE THEN WE CAN SUPPLY YOU WITH ONE PLUS FITTING INSTRUCTIONS FOR 50 QUID! . . . . . GET IN TOUCH IF YOU ARE INTERESTED.      SEND US SOME GRAPHIX AND SEE MORE COMPACTS . . . . SPECTRUM PICCY BY IAN.C , CODING BY VAPOUR.        IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?         GREETINGS GO TO TEX , THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , THE POWER GENERATION , QUARTET , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , JOHN.P IN GREECE , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


#143v2
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YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOO . . .        HERE IS ANOTHER SPECCY MENU NOW COMPATABLE WITH THE STE....  AUTOMATION PRESENT COMPACT DISK NUMBER 143. I , VAPOUR HAVE SPENT A LOT OF WASTEFUL HOURS CODING THIS BORDER SCROLLER TO WORK WITH MUSIC AND TO DISPLAY A SPECTRUM PICTURE. I AM SORRY THE FONT IS CRAP BUT I WAS RUNNING OUT OF TIME AND I WANTED TO GET THIS DISK OUT. I'II IMPROVE THE INTRO FOR THE NEXT IAN.C SPECTRUM PIC. ANYWAY , HERE'S A NEWS BULLETIN . . . 9 OUT OF 10 ST OWNERS SAID THEY PREFER AUTOMATION . . . . 10 OUT OF 10 A.B.C MEN SAID THEY PREFER YOUNG BOYS . . . . BUY A ONE MEG UPGRADE!       GET A ONE MEG DRIVE! OR HAVE YOUR BUILT IN HALF MEG DRIVE UPGRADED!        IF YOU WANT A ONE MEG DRIVE THEN WE CAN SUPPLY YOU WITH ONE PLUS FITTING INSTRUCTIONS FOR 50 QUID! . . . . . GET IN TOUCH IF YOU ARE INTERESTED.      SEND US SOME GRAPHIX AND SEE MORE COMPACTS . . . . SPECTRUM PICCY BY IAN.C , CODING BY VAPOUR.        IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?         GREETINGS GO TO TEX , THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , THE POWER GENERATION , QUARTET , , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , JOHN.P IN GREECE , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


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 AUTOMATION PRESENTS MENU NO. 144 ...... HI FOLKS FROM THE A.B.C. MAN ... WELL HERE WE SIT AT A.B.C. HEADQUARTERS WITH THREE 1040'S PACKING AND TESTING SIX MENU'S WITH MORE TO COME BEFORE MORNING. (OZZ IS PACKING STUFF , SHOLIN TEMPLE AND TOMB ARE TESTING THEM AND CHRIS R HAS THE JOB OF RENUMBERING MY VIDEO COLLECTION)   .....   OZZ KEEPS TELLING ME TO STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE MESS BUT THE HOUSE LOOKS LIKE A NUCLEAR BOMB JUST SCORED A DIRECT HIT!!!   (AS WELL AS THE ST'S AND THE FURNITURE THERE ARE 4 TV'S/MONITORS , 3 VIDEO'S , 385 VHS CASSETTES , 1 HIFI AND DISKS AND STUFF EVERYWHERE) .... THE  A.B.C. MAN SENDS GREETINGS TO OZZ , EVERYONE ELSE IN AUTOMATION ( EXCEPT ONE AND HE KNOWS WHO I MEAN) , THE REPLICANTS , THE UNION (ESPECIALLY DARYL FROM TEX), THE MEDWAY BOYS , MIKE B , SHOLIN TEMPLE , BILBO THE DILDO , RICK (THE DICK) LONG (CAN I HAVE MY ROGER RABBIT BACK SOMETIME) , BIRDY (LONG TIME NO SEE) , HOSKAS FROM REVOLUTION .... OH AND A MESSAGE TO MIKE FROM CASS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NEW COPY OF LETHAL WEAPON 2 YOU PROMISED ME LAST WEEK , ALSO A BIG HI TO EDITMAN (NUMBER ONE VIDEO SUPPLIER). THATS ALL FOR NOW EXCEPT THAT I HOPE TO BE BACK ON THE ST SOON AND I THANK AUTOMATION FOR ALLOWING ME TO SPEAK TO YOU ON THE SCROLLER.    HOPE TO DO SO AGAIN SOON    FROM THE A.B.C. MAN  ..............    


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 AUTOMATION PRESENTS MENU NO. 144 ...... HI FOLKS FROM THE A.B.C. MAN ... WELL HERE WE SIT AT A.B.C. HEADQUARTERS WITH THREE 1040'S PACKING AND TESTING SIX MENU'S WITH MORE TO COME BEFORE MORNING. (OZZ IS PACKING STUFF , SHOLIN TEMPLE AND TOMB ARE TESTING THEM AND CHRIS R HAS THE JOB OF RENUMBERING MY VIDEO COLLECTION)   .....   OZZ KEEPS TELLING ME TO STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE MESS BUT THE HOUSE LOOKS LIKE A NUCLEAR BOMB JUST SCORED A DIRECT HIT!!!   (AS WELL AS THE ST'S AND THE FURNITURE THERE ARE 4 TV'S/MONITORS , 3 VIDEO'S , 385 VHS CASSETTES , 1 HIFI AND DISKS AND STUFF EVERYWHERE) .... THE  A.B.C. MAN SENDS GREETINGS TO OZZ , EVERYONE ELSE IN AUTOMATION ( EXCEPT ONE AND HE KNOWS WHO I MEAN) , THE REPLICANTS , THE UNION (ESPECIALLY DARYL FROM TEX), THE MEDWAY BOYS , MIKE B , SHOLIN TEMPLE , BILBO THE DILDO , RICK (THE DICK) LONG (CAN I HAVE MY ROGER RABBIT BACK SOMETIME) , BIRDY (LONG TIME NO SEE) , HOSKAS FROM REVOLUTION .... OH AND A MESSAGE TO MIKE FROM CASS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NEW COPY OF LETHAL WEAPON 2 YOU PROMISED ME LAST WEEK , ALSO A BIG HI TO EDITMAN (NUMBER ONE VIDEO SUPPLIER). THATS ALL FOR NOW EXCEPT THAT I HOPE TO BE BACK ON THE ST SOON AND I THANK AUTOMATION FOR ALLOWING ME TO SPEAK TO YOU ON THE SCROLLER.    HOPE TO DO SO AGAIN SOON    FROM THE A.B.C. MAN  ..............    


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    THERE IS ROOM ON THIS DISK FOR A FEW SPITFIRE 40 SAVE GAMES....      THE LAW OF "# PRESENTS $%& COMPACT MENU 145 - ALL CODING, GRAFIX, FONT, TRIG-TABLE AND RASTERS BY THE LAW.     TRY PRESSING [SPACE].......         DO YOU LIKE THE ROTATING DOTS?   NOT QUITE AS GOOD AS ANDY THE ARFLING'S, BUT THIS IS MY 1ST ATTEMPT AT ANY TRIG IN ASSEMBLER!!         NOW THE INTERESTING BIT, THE GREETINGS:-      THESE GO TO THE FOLLOWING......      ALL THE OTHERS IN $%& (HEY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY, I LIKE THE PROPORTIONAL FONT!), THE REPLICANTS (WHY DID YOU GREET EVERYONE ELSE EXCEPT OZZ AND ME IN DYNAMITE DUX?), THE CAREBEARS (VERY, VERY, VERY NICE CUDDLY DEMO - BUT WHAT IS THE SECRET CODE WHICH IS COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE TO READ IN THE SPREADPOINT DEMO?), M.C.A. (IS ANYONE ELSE IN THE BLADERUNNERS STILL GOING?),             AND NOW SOME SPECIAL GREETINGS:-         MEGA HELLO TO:-      COL AND BRI, MAL, BOB, NEIL AND CHRIS, DACK (THANX FOR THE VIDEOS!), DEAN (LOOK ANOTHER ~~GREETING~~ FOR YOU!), AND PHILL (IF YOU ARE READING THIS PLEASE, PLEASE 'PHONE SOON!!).      I WILL LEAVE YOU WITH THIS FINAL MESSAGE:  WILL ANDY THE ARFLING CONTACT "# IMMEDIATLY......       LETS WRAP........ 10 09 08 07 06 05 04 03 02 01 -------->                    


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AUTOMATION CD 146...........           abc OF jkl IS HERE ONCE AGAIN.......    AT THE END OF THIS SCROLL I WILL LIST SOME CHEATS......      RIGHT - THAT MUST HAVE GOT YOUR ATTENTION!     THIS MENU WAS CODED BY abc    GHOSTBUSTERS LOGO BY abc       FONT BY PHILL     MUSIC BY -MAD MAX- OF THE EXCEPTIONS  (FROM THE REPLICANTS ELIMENTAL INTRO)   ALSO MINOR GRAFIX HELP BY NEIL E.     vwxyz{ CONSISTS OF:-  def  ghi  jkl  mno  pqr  stu AND |}~       abc SAYS HELLO TO:-   -MAD MAX-, DACK, COL, BRI, MAL, BOB, CHRIS, NEIL E, SIMON, DEAN, def ghi mno pqr stu AND |}~ ,  THE REPLICANTS, THE CAREBEARS, THE EXCEPTIONS, LEVEL 16, DELTA FORCE, TNT CREW, MCA, SYNC, OMEGA, THE BLADERUNNERS, THE MEDWAY BOYS, AND THE LOST BOYS (I MET YOU AT THE SHOW, BUT I DIDN'T TELL YOU WHO I WAS!) AND BIRDY!   AND NOW GREETS TO PEOPLE WHO MAY OR MAY NOT STILL BE GOING...    007, KAM, 42-CREW, A-HA, AND DELIGHT!   RIGHT, NOW FOR THE CHEATS.......    CD 105 - XYBOTS (*)     CD 114 - PHOBIA (*)     CD 121 - ASTAROTH (*)     CD 129 - GEMINI WING (*)      CD 136 - APB (ESC)     CD 136 - GIANA SISTERS - TRY BOTH H AND K (DIFFERENT CHEATS)     CD 137 - AMMOTRACK (BACKSPACE)      ....... WELL, THATS ENOUGH FOR YOU AT THIS TIME................              


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OH NO ITS MENU 147          WELL DO YOU KNOW JUST HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND SOMETHING INTERESTING TO SAY ON EVERY MENU , NO! , WELL I CAN TELL YOU IT IS MIGHTY DIFFICULT. I SUPPOSE THERE ARE AN AWFUL LOT OF VERY INTERESTING THINGS TO TYPE ABOUT , BUT AT THE MOMENT ALL OF THEM ESCAPE ME , SO WHAT DO YOU END UP WITH ?        YES INDEED A SCROLLER LIKE THIS ONE , YOU HAVE TO ANSWER THE QUESTION ..... DO I HIT A KEY NOW OR KEEP READING , JUST IN CASE SOME CRITICALLY IMPORTANT PIECE OF INFORMATION GOES BY , THAT IS NOT VERY LIKELY BUT YOU NEVER CAN TELL , CAN YOU?        WELL FIRST OF ALL A HEARTY UP YOURS GOES TO RIPPED OFF CD'S , FOR NO REAL REASON IN PARTICULAR , BY THE WAY WHO IS THIS 'DORK MD' OF LONDON GUY?  I THINK THERE WAS A SPELLING MISTAKE IN THERE BUT I AM NOT SURE!         WELL THAT WAS TWO PEOPLE INSULTED , WHILE I AM AT IT I MIGHT AS WELL INSULT A FEW MORE SO HELLO TO HOL AND THE IDIOTMAN       I AM BORED ... LET ME TELL YOU A LONG , LONG STORY       ........


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OH NO ITS MENU 147          WELL DO YOU KNOW JUST HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND SOMETHING INTERESTING TO SAY ON EVERY MENU , NO! , WELL I CAN TELL YOU IT IS MIGHTY DIFFICULT. I SUPPOSE THERE ARE AN AWFUL LOT OF VERY INTERESTING THINGS TO TYPE ABOUT , BUT AT THE MOMENT ALL OF THEM ESCAPE ME , SO WHAT DO YOU END UP WITH ?        YES INDEED A SCROLLER LIKE THIS ONE , YOU HAVE TO ANSWER THE QUESTION ..... DO I HIT A KEY NOW OR KEEP READING , JUST IN CASE SOME CRITICALLY IMPORTANT PIECE OF INFORMATION GOES BY , THAT IS NOT VERY LIKELY BUT YOU NEVER CAN TELL , CAN YOU?        WELL FIRST OF ALL A HEARTY UP YOURS GOES TO RIPPED OFF CD'S , FOR NO REAL REASON IN PARTICULAR , BY THE WAY WHO IS THIS 'DORK MD' OF LONDON GUY?  I THINK THERE WAS A SPELLING MISTAKE IN THERE BUT I AM NOT SURE!         WELL THAT WAS TWO PEOPLE INSULTED , WHILE I AM AT IT I MIGHT AS WELL INSULT A FEW MORE SO HELLO TO HOL AND THE IDIOTMAN       I AM BORED ... LET ME TELL YOU A LONG , LONG STORY       ........


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HI DISK 148A HERE - WELL WE NEARLY GOT THE GAMES: SUMMER EDITION ONTO ONE DISK , BUT NOT QUITE!  WHEN IT ASKS FOR ANY OTHER DISK INSERT DISK 148B AND LIKE WISE WHEN IT AGAIN ASKS FOR ANOTHER DISK INSERT DISK 148A AGAIN , I HOPE THAT IS NOT TOO HARD FOR YOU , THERE IS ALSO A PROGRAM ON THIS DISK FOR CREATING A HIGHSCORE TABLE IT DOES THIS ON THE BOOT SECTOR SO IF YOU WANT TO USE THIS DISK , THEN THAT IS UP TO YOU , ANYWAY I HAVE GOT SIX MORE MENU'S TO DO SO I WILL BID YOU FAREWELL FOR NOW BYE BYE      .........      


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HI DISK 148A HERE - WELL WE NEARLY GOT THE GAMES: SUMMER EDITION ONTO ONE DISK , BUT NOT QUITE!  WHEN IT ASKS FOR ANY OTHER DISK INSERT DISK 148B AND LIKE WISE WHEN IT AGAIN ASKS FOR ANOTHER DISK INSERT DISK 148A AGAIN , I HOPE THAT IS NOT TOO HARD FOR YOU , THERE IS ALSO A PROGRAM ON THIS DISK FOR CREATING A HIGHSCORE TABLE IT DOES THIS ON THE BOOT SECTOR SO IF YOU WANT TO USE THIS DISK , THEN THAT IS UP TO YOU , ANYWAY I HAVE GOT SIX MORE MENU'S TO DO SO I WILL BID YOU FAREWELL FOR NOW BYE BYE      .........      


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THIS IS MENU 148B , TO BE USED IN CONJUNCTION WITH DISK 148A - ALL BECAUSE SUMMER EDITION WOULD NOT FIT ON ONE DISK , MAYBE IN THE NEAR FUTURE WITH PACKER V3.0 , ANYWAY THERE ARE TWO OTHER GAMES ON HERE INCLUDING A FULLY WORKING VERSION OF BIO CHALLENGE!  AND A PIECE OF RUBBISH CALLED JUMP JET ANYWAY FIVE MORE MENU'S TO DO       ..........  


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THIS IS MENU 148B , TO BE USED IN CONJUNCTION WITH DISK 148A - ALL BECAUSE SUMMER EDITION WOULD NOT FIT ON ONE DISK , MAYBE IN THE NEAR FUTURE WITH PACKER V3.0 , ANYWAY THERE ARE TWO OTHER GAMES ON HERE INCLUDING A FULLY WORKING VERSION OF BIO CHALLENGE!  AND A PIECE OF RUBBISH CALLED JUMP JET ANYWAY FIVE MORE MENU'S TO DO       ..........  


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YEAH!!!         MINDFIGHTER DOES NOT RUN ON 1.9 TOS 512K SYSTEMS BUT NEITHER DID THE ORIGINAL!........   YOU HAVE ALSO BEEN LEFT APPROX 75K FOR YOUR 'TRIPPY' CREATIONS USING TRIP-A-TRON......   GOOD MUSIC, EH?        NICE ONE MAD MAX OF TEX!!!    vwxyz{  ARE   jkl   def   ghi   mno   stu   pqr   AND   |}~   YOU CAN THANK THE REPLICANTS FOR THE MUSIC, 'COZ IT WAS RIPPED FROM THEIR BATTLE CHESS INTRO!!!           THE BATMAN LOGO, FONT AND vwxyz{ SIDE SCROLLERS WERE DRAWN BY PHILL. SPECIAL FONT GRAFIX BY abc AND NEIL E.     ADDITIONAL ANNOYING GRAFIX HELP FROM NEIL E.   GREETING TIME:-          abc SAYS HI TO:-   MAD MAX OF THE EXCEPTIONS, THE REPLICANTS (KEEP USING GREAT MUSIC IN YOUR GREAT INTROS!), THE CAREBEARS, THE BLADERUNNERS, THE UNION, THE MEDWAY BOYS, AND ANY OTHER CREWS STILL ALIVE!        ALSO HI TO:-    COL AND BRI, MAL, DEAN, BOB, CHRIS, AND NEIL E., DACK AND ALL THE OTHERS IN vwxyz{    WRAP.                    


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WELCOME TO COMPACT DISK 150   -     MUSIC RIPPED FROM STRIDER BY VAPOUR!   HI TO THE REPLICANTS (SNAKE , COBRA , RATBOY , DOM , R.AL , ELWOOD) , THE OVERLANDERS (SKY METAL , STAN MERCURY , EPSILON , PEEWEE , SPEEDLIGHT , TYPHON , ZIGGY STARDUST) , DAVID FROM THE FALLEN ANGELS , GHOST , VECTOR , STAN THE MAN , TTC , HACKATARIMAN , THE MEDWAY BOYS , THE SUNNYBOYS , MCA , THE CAREBEARS , THE LORDS OF THE DISK , SEWER SOFTWARE , F.O.F.T , KAM , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE GIGABYTE CREW , TNT CREW , LEVEL 16 , ARNO , THE LOST BOYS , TIMELORD (DONE ANY MORE PICS?) , PURSY , WAYNE , IAN.C , RADICAL SYSTEMS (HI BOB) , THE POMPEI PIRATES , THE REVOLUTION , THE POWERS THAT BE , AN COOL , DELTA FORCE , ROB NORTHEN , ATG , MEGA CREW , THE POMPEI PIRATES , THE EMPIRE , SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY ETC. ETC. ETC.       _WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLACK MAN IN A DOCK? (DOCK AS IN COURT) . . . . . . . . GUILTY! . . . . . KEEP 'EM COMING MONTY!      WILL THE KEYS TO MY AIRPORT FIT YOUR KNICKERS? IT MIGHT BE LITTLE BUT IT CAN FILL A PRAM!  THE POMPEI PIRATES THINK THAT IT IS ONLY WORTHWHILE PACKING GAMES THAT THEY CONSIDER TO BE GOOD. THE THING IS THAT EVERYONE DOES NOT HAVE THE SAME PERSONAL TASTE , SO WE PACK EVERYTHING. THEY ARE ALSO ANOTHER GROUP WHO MAKE THEIR CLAIM TO FAME BY USING OUR JEK PACKER (AS WITH MOST GROUPS) AND THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE THE COURTESY TO CREDIT US FOR IT! THEY ALSO MOANED ABOUT OUR SILKWORM BEING A MEG FILE JUST BECAUSE THEY PACKED SOMEBODY ELSES 512K VERSION. IF THEY WANT TO BITCH ABOUT SUCH THINGS THEN THEIR VERSION OF SLAYER NEEDS ONE MEG WHERE OURS RUNS IN 512K!     WRITE YOUR OWN PACKER . . . . .

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AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 151 (ALL FILES ARE ONE MEG ONLY). . . .INTRO WAS CODED BY MANTOR AND CHESSMATE WITH FINAL TOUCHES BY VAPOUR . . . . GREETINGS GO TO . . . . THE REPLICANTS . . . . THE OVERLANDERS . . . . FLEXIBLE FRONT . . . . MCA . . . . MEDWAY BOYS . . . . SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY . . . . SEWER SOFTWARE . . . . GHOST . . . . VECTOR . . . . AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST TO ALL MY (MANTOR) FRIENDS IN ISRAEL . . . . 


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WELCOME TO COMPACT DISK 152   -     MUSIC RIPPED FROM GOLDRUNNER II BY VAPOUR!   HI TO THE REPLICANTS (SNAKE , COBRA , DOM , R.AL , ELWOOD) , THE OVERLANDERS (SKY METAL , STAN MERCURY , EPSILON , PEEWEE , SPEEDLIGHT , TYPHON , ZIGGY STARDUST) , DAVID FROM THE FALLEN ANGELS , GHOST , VECTOR , STAN THE MAN , TTC , HACKATARIMAN , THE MEDWAY BOYS , THE SUNNYBOYS , MCA , THE CAREBEARS , THE LORDS OF THE DISK , SEWER SOFTWARE , F.O.F.T , KAM , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE GIGABYTE CREW , TNT CREW , LEVEL 16 , ARNO , THE LOST BOYS , TIMELORD (DONE ANY MORE PICS?) , PURSY , WAYNE , IAN.C , RADICAL SYSTEMS (HI BOB) , THE POMPEI PIRATES , THE REVOLUTION , THE POWERS THAT BE , AN COOL , DELTA FORCE , ROB NORTHEN , ATG , MEGA CREW , THE POMPEI PIRATES , THE EMPIRE , SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY ETC. ETC. ETC.      

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THE POMPEI PIRATES THINK THAT IT IS ONLY WORTHWHILE PACKING GAMES THAT THEY CONSIDER TO BE GOOD. THE THING IS THAT EVERYONE DOES NOT HAVE THE SAME PERSONAL TASTE , SO WE PACK EVERYTHING. THEY ARE ALSO ANOTHER GROUP WHO MAKE THEIR CLAIM TO FAME BY USING OUR JEK PACKER (AS WITH MOST GROUPS) AND THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE THE COURTESY TO CREDIT US FOR IT! THEY ALSO MOANED ABOUT OUR SILKWORM BEING A MEG FILE JUST BECAUSE THEY PACKED SOMEBODY ELSES 512K VERSION. IF THEY WANT TO BITCH ABOUT SUCH THINGS THEN THEIR VERSION OF SLAYER NEEDS ONE MEG WHERE OURS RUNS IN 512K!     WRITE YOUR OWN PACKER . . . . .


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WELCOME TO COMPACT DISK 153   -     MUSIC RIPPED FROM APB BY VAPOUR AND WRITTEN BY DAVID WHITTAKER !     HI TO THE REPLICANTS (SNAKE , COBRA , DOM , R.AL , ELWOOD) , THE OVERLANDERS (SKY METAL , STAN MERCURY , EPSILON , PEEWEE , SPEEDLIGHT , TYPHON , ZIGGY STARDUST) , DAVID FROM THE FALLEN ANGELS , GHOST , VECTOR , STAN THE MAN , TTC , HACKATARIMAN , THE MEDWAY BOYS , THE SUNNYBOYS , MCA , THE CAREBEARS , THE LORDS OF THE DISK , SEWER SOFTWARE , F.O.F.T , KAM , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE GIGABYTE CREW , TNT CREW , LEVEL 16 , ARNO , THE LOST BOYS , TIMELORD (DONE ANY MORE PICS?) , PURSY , WAYNE , IAN.C , RADICAL SYSTEMS (HI BOB) , THE POMPEI PIRATES , THE REVOLUTION , THE POWERS THAT BE , AN COOL , DELTA FORCE , ROB NORTHEN , ATG , MEGA CREW , THE EMPIRE , SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY ETC. ETC. ETC.       _THERE ARE SOME DOC FILES ON THIS DISK. O.K. HERE IS A LIST OF CHEATS COMPILED BY OO-ER! ENDURO RACER TYPE CHEAT , INTERNATIONAL KARATE PLUS TRY TYPING IN SOME FOUR LETTER WORDS WHILST PLAYING THE GAME. OUTRUN TYPE STARION WHILST PLAYING THE GAME THEN S FOR NEXT SCREEN , Q FOR PROGRAM INFO , T FOR 10 SECONDS , X FOR QUIT , D TO SAVE SCREEN TO DEGAS FORMAT AND B FOR EXTENDED PLAY. GRID RUNNER PAUSE GAME AND TYPE PINK-FLOYD-ARE-GODS (USE THE CORRECT -). ARKANOID 2 HOLD DOWN CAPSLOCK WHILST GAME IS LOADING AND TYPE IMAGINE. THEN ON THE TITLE SCREEN TYPE PETEJOHNSONWANTSCHEAT    YOU CAN ALSO PRESS CAPSLOCK AND TYPE DALEY88 TO START ON THE LEVEL YOU FINISHED ON. NOW FOR SOME POPULOUS CODES . . . . 9 BURWILCON , 17 IMMUSILL , 20 SHADTED , 23 SADWILLOW , 32 SHADIEHOLE , 36 JOSTME , 44 BILADOR , 50 HOBOZJOB , 58 VERYELIN , 60 HAMINMAR , 64 SHIOZER , 72 EDALING. ROBOCOP PAUSE GAME AND TYPE ALEX MURPHY THEN HOLD DOWN THE RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON FOR INFINITE ENERGY. XYBOTS TYPE ALF IN HIGH SCORE TABLE FOR INFINITE LIVES. THUNDERBIRDS HERE'S SOME PASSWORDS . . . LEVEL 2 IS RECOVERY , 3 ALOYSIUS , 4 ANDERSON. PUFFY'S SAGA TYPE CHEAT IN SCORE TABLE THEN WHEN YOU START THE GAME PRESS F2 , F3 , F4 , F5 AND F6 IN THAT ORDER AND YOU WILL WARP TO A DIFFERENT LEVEL. IF YOU WANT A MENTION IN A SCROLLER THEN SEND US A LIST OF CHEATS LIKE THIS TO PUBLISH . . . . . _


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REDONE FOR NEW TOS MACHINESg WELCOME TO COMPACT DISK \`^   l     MUSIC RIPPED FROM APB BY VAPOUR AND WRITTEN BY DAVID WHITTAKER e     HI TO THE REPLICANTS iSNAKE h COBRA h DOM h RgAL h ELWOODj h THE OVERLANDERS iSKY METAL h STAN MERCURY h EPSILON h PEEWEE h SPEEDLIGHT h TYPHON h ZIGGY STARDUSTj h DAVID FROM THE FALLEN ANGELS h GHOST h VECTOR h STAN THE MAN h TTC h HACKATARIMAN h THE MEDWAY BOYS h THE SUNNYBOYS h MCA h THE CAREBEARS h THE LORDS OF THE DISK h SEWER SOFTWARE h FgOgFgT h KAM h FLEXIBLE FRONT h THE GIGABYTE CREW h TNT CREW h LEVEL \a h ARNO h THE LOST BOYS h TIMELORD iDONE ANY MORE PICSfj h PURSY h WAYNE h IANgC h RADICAL SYSTEMS iHI BOBj h THE POMPEI PIRATES h THE REVOLUTION h THE POWERS THAT BE h AN COOL h DELTA FORCE h ROB NORTHEN h ATG h MEGA CREW h THE EMPIRE h SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY ETCg ETCg ETCg         
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THERE ARE SOME DOC FILES ON THIS DISKg OgKg HERE IS A LIST OF CHEATS COMPILED BY OOlERe ENDURO RACER TYPE CHEAT h INTERNATIONAL KARATE PLUS TRY TYPING IN SOME FOUR LETTER WORDS WHILST PLAYING THE GAMEg OUTRUN TYPE STARION WHILST PLAYING THE GAME THEN S FOR NEXT SCREEN h Q FOR PROGRAM INFO h T FOR \[ SECONDS h X FOR QUIT h D TO SAVE SCREEN TO DEGAS FORMAT AND B FOR EXTENDED PLAYg GRID RUNNER PAUSE GAME AND TYPE PINKlFLOYDlARElGODS iUSE THE CORRECT ljg ARKANOID ] HOLD DOWN CAPSLOCK WHILST GAME IS LOADING AND TYPE IMAGINEg THEN ON THE TITLE SCREEN TYPE PETEJOHNSONWANTSCHEAT    YOU CAN ALSO PRESS CAPSLOCK AND TYPE DALEYcc TO START ON THE LEVEL YOU FINISHED ONg NOW FOR SOME POPULOUS CODES g g g g d BURWILCON h \b IMMUSILL h ][ SHADTED h ]^ SADWILLOW h ^] SHADIEHOLE h ^a JOSTME h __ BILADOR h `[ HOBOZJOB h `c VERYELIN h a[ HAMINMAR h a_ SHIOZER h b] EDALINGg ROBOCOP PAUSE GAME AND TYPE ALEX MURPHY THEN HOLD DOWN THE RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON FOR INFINITE ENERGYg XYBOTS TYPE ALF IN HIGH SCORE TABLE FOR INFINITE LIVESg THUNDERBIRDS HERE IS SOME PASSWORDS g g g LEVEL ] IS RECOVERY h ^ ALOYSIUS h _ ANDERSONg PUFFYRS SAGA TYPE CHEAT IN SCORE TABLE THEN WHEN YOU START THE GAME PRESS F] h F^ h F_ h F` AND Fa IN THAT ORDER AND YOU WILL WARP TO A DIFFERENT LEVELg IF YOU WANT A MENTION IN A SCROLLER THEN SEND US A LIST OF CHEATS LIKE THIS TO PUBLISH g g g g g HI TO THE REPLICANTS h FLEXIBLE FRONT h AlHA h THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY h THE MEDWAY BOYS h TTC


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WELCOME TO COMPACT DISK 154   -     MUSIC RIPPED FROM APB BY VAPOUR AND WRITTEN BY DAVID WHITTAKER !     HI TO THE REPLICANTS , THE OVERLANDERS , THE MEDWAY BOYS , THE SUNNYBOYS , MCA , THE CAREBEARS , THE LORDS OF THE DISK , SEWER SOFTWARE , F.O.F.T , KAM , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE GIGABYTE CREW , TNT CREW , LEVEL 16 , ARNO , THE LOST BOYS , TIMELORD , PURSY , WAYNE , IAN.C , THE EMPIRE , SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY ETC. ETC. ETC.       _CAUTION ! ! ! DO NOT FILE COPY THIS DISK AS THERE ARE TWO TRACKS OF RAW DATA BELONGING TO ONSLAUGHT ON TRACKS 79 AND 80 !     WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING DOWN HERE FOR? . . . . THE GREETINGS ARE UP TOP . . . . WHAT HAS FOUR LEGS AND AN ARM? . . . . . . A ROTWEILER ! . . . . . WHAT IS YELLOW AND SLEEPS ALONE? . . . . . . YOKO ONO ! . . . . . HOW CAN YOU TELL WHAT CLAN A SCOTSMAN COMES FROM? . . . . . LOOK UNDER HIS KILT AND IF IT IS A QUARTER POUNDER THEN HE IS A MACDONALD !JIVE BUNNY AND THE ORIGINAL LYRIC WRITERS MASTER MIXERS. IT JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW MANY MINDLESS PEOPLE LIVE IN THE U.K. TO MAKE SUCH A BAND NUMBER ONE TWICE. THEY SHOULD HAVE CALLED THEMSELVES MONEY FOR OLD ROPE! . . . . . . WHY DO ITALIANS NOT MAKE GOOD PILOTS? . . . . . . BECAUSE THEY CAN NOT FLY WITH ONE ARM OUT OF THE WINDOW . . . . . . . . IF YOU DO NOT GET THAT ONE THEN FROM THIS DAY ON YOU MAKE CALL YOURSELF MR OF MRS SUBTLE . . . . . WHY DON'T IRISHMEN JOIN THE PARACHUTE REGIMENT? . . . . . . DUE TO THE GENEVA CONVENTION IT IS FORBIDDEN TO THROW SHIT OUT OF AEROPLANES . . . . . . RIGHT NOW , GET READY FOR THIS . . . CHOOSE ANY STATUS QUO RECORD AND PLACE THE LYRICS IN FRONT OF YOU. O.K. WHEN I START THE AMAZING THREE WHOLE CHORDS RIFF YOU MAY SING ALONG . . . . HERE WE GO NOW . . . SING THE FIRST LINE . . . . . . . . . . . . COME ON WACKO JACKO , YOU ONLY HAVE ONE TRACK OFF YOUR LAST ALBUM THAT YOU HAVE NOT RELEASED AS A SINGLE . . . . IS IT A MISTAKE ON YOUR PART?


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WELCOME TO COMPACT DISK 154   -     MUSIC RIPPED FROM APB BY VAPOUR AND WRITTEN BY DAVID WHITTAKER !     HI TO THE REPLICANTS , THE OVERLANDERS , THE MEDWAY BOYS , THE SUNNYBOYS , MCA , THE CAREBEARS , THE LORDS OF THE DISK , SEWER SOFTWARE , F.O.F.T , KAM , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE GIGABYTE CREW , TNT CREW , LEVEL 16 , ARNO , THE LOST BOYS , TIMELORD , PURSY , WAYNE , IAN.C , THE EMPIRE , SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY ETC. ETC. ETC.       _CAUTION ! ! ! DO NOT FILE COPY THIS DISK AS THERE ARE TWO TRACKS OF RAW DATA BELONGING TO ONSLAUGHT ON TRACKS 79 AND 80 !     WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING DOWN HERE FOR? . . . . THE GREETINGS ARE UP TOP . . . . WHAT HAS FOUR LEGS AND AN ARM? . . . . . . A ROTWEILER ! . . . . . WHAT IS YELLOW AND SLEEPS ALONE? . . . . . . YOKO ONO ! . . . . . HOW CAN YOU TELL WHAT CLAN A SCOTSMAN COMES FROM? . . . . . LOOK UNDER HIS KILT AND IF IT IS A QUARTER POUNDER THEN HE IS A MACDONALD !JIVE BUNNY AND THE ORIGINAL LYRIC WRITERS MASTER MIXERS. IT JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW MANY MINDLESS PEOPLE LIVE IN THE U.K. TO MAKE SUCH A BAND NUMBER ONE TWICE. THEY SHOULD HAVE CALLED THEMSELVES MONEY FOR OLD ROPE! . . . . . . WHY DO ITALIANS NOT MAKE GOOD PILOTS? . . . . . . BECAUSE THEY CAN NOT FLY WITH ONE ARM OUT OF THE WINDOW . . . . . . . . IF YOU DO NOT GET THAT ONE THEN FROM THIS DAY ON YOU MAKE CALL YOURSELF MR OF MRS SUBTLE . . . . . WHY DON'T IRISHMEN JOIN THE PARACHUTE REGIMENT? . . . . . . DUE TO THE GENEVA CONVENTION IT IS FORBIDDEN TO THROW SHIT OUT OF AEROPLANES . . . . . . RIGHT NOW , GET READY FOR THIS . . . CHOOSE ANY STATUS QUO RECORD AND PLACE THE LYRICS IN FRONT OF YOU. O.K. WHEN I START THE AMAZING THREE WHOLE CHORDS RIFF YOU MAY SING ALONG . . . . HERE WE GO NOW . . . SING THE FIRST LINE . . . . . . . . . . . . COME ON WACKO JACKO , YOU ONLY HAVE ONE TRACK OFF YOUR LAST ALBUM THAT YOU HAVE NOT RELEASED AS A SINGLE . . . . IS IT A MISTAKE ON YOUR PART?


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THIS IS MENU 155 , WELL THIS WEEK SHOULD BE QUITE A BUSY ONE FOR US , WE WILL BE RELEASING APPROX. 15-20 DISKS , SO MAKE SURE YOU DO NOT MISS ANY , AS THEY WILL BE GOING PASSED PRETTY QUICK!!!       ANYWAY I HAVE A LOT MORE TO DO SO I MUST BE GOING ,     ONE MORE POINT         SOME PEOPLE HAVE HAD SOME PROBLEMS WITH GOLD OF THE REALM , IF YOU ARE HAVING PROBLEMS GETTING THE MOUSE POINTER UP AND GETTING JOYSTICK CONTROL , TRY DISCONNECTING DRIVE B OR HOLDING THE LEFT BUTTON DOWN DURING THE LOAD!!


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THIS IS MENU 155 , WELL THIS WEEK SHOULD BE QUITE A BUSY ONE FOR US , WE WILL BE RELEASING APPROX. 15-20 DISKS , SO MAKE SURE YOU DO NOT MISS ANY , AS THEY WILL BE GOING PASSED PRETTY QUICK!!!       ANYWAY I HAVE A LOT MORE TO DO SO I MUST BE GOING ,     ONE MORE POINT         SOME PEOPLE HAVE HAD SOME PROBLEMS WITH GOLD OF THE REALM , IF YOU ARE HAVING PROBLEMS GETTING THE MOUSE POINTER UP AND GETTING JOYSTICK CONTROL , TRY DISCONNECTING DRIVE B OR HOLDING THE LEFT BUTTON DOWN DURING THE LOAD!!


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YOU KNOW WHAT                    AUTOMATION ARE BACK IN 2004!                FUCK D-BUG    FUCK MJJ     FUCK DHS          FUCK CHECKPOINT LAMERS    FUCK RG RIPPERS     FUCK LINEOUT    FUCK EM ALL                           OOOOPS WHO THE HELL WAS THAT     I SHALL NOT SAY MUCH HERE AS I NEVER WAS OR AM A MEMBER OF AUTOMATION      HOWEVER YOU COULD CALL ME A NEPHEW ONCE REMOVED OR STEP BROTHER ..  ..     THE REASON FOR THIS QUITE HISTORIC RELEASE IS THAT PHANTASIE III WAS ACTUALLY NOT CRACKED...... AHEM!    THAT GOOD CHAP RB HAS DONE THE BUSINESS SO A RE-RELEASE WAS CALLED FOR ALL THESE YEARS LATER.......    CREDITS . . . ORIGINAL MENU PUT TOGETHER PACKED N HACKED BY OZZWALD OF LSD.....   NEW MENU BY SHOWADDYWADDY      EDITING 1989 CODE IS NOT FUN!  ABSOLUTE SCREEN ADDRESSING RULES !      MENU GFX BY PURSY - NOT USED BEFORE  AS FAR AS I AM AWARE.     MUSIC BY BIG ALEC OF DELTA FORCE (EXCELLENT TUNE GUNNAR! LONG TIME NO SPEAK)        BANGKOK KNIGHTS CRACKED AND PACKED BY OZZWALD     PHANTASIE III CRACKED BY RB , PACKED BY OZZWALD                THAT IS YOUR LOT.... SEE YOU IN 2019


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YES I REALLY AM AUTOMATION DISK 156 , NOT THE MOST INSPIRING GAMES AROUND , BUT THEY ARE PACKED AND AS YOU ALL KNOW , WE DO NOT JUST PACK THE SO CALLED TRENDY AND BIG TITLE GAMES , PEOPLE WANT ALL THEIR GAMES PACKED NOT JUST THE BIG TITLE ONES , ANYWAY THE COMPETITION HAS TO CATCH US , NOT US CATCH THEM!         AS HAS BEEN SAID BEFORE WE DO NOT JUST DO THE EASY STUFF LIKE MOST OTHER GROUPS , THOUGH WE MUST SALUTE THE MEDWAY BOYS FOR GETTING STUFF OUT SO FAST!!    KEEP IT UP GUYS


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YES I REALLY AM AUTOMATION DISK 156 , NOT THE MOST INSPIRING GAMES AROUND , BUT THEY ARE PACKED AND AS YOU ALL KNOW , WE DO NOT JUST PACK THE SO CALLED TRENDY AND BIG TITLE GAMES , PEOPLE WANT ALL THEIR GAMES PACKED NOT JUST THE BIG TITLE ONES , ANYWAY THE COMPETITION HAS TO CATCH US , NOT US CATCH THEM!         AS HAS BEEN SAID BEFORE WE DO NOT JUST DO THE EASY STUFF LIKE MOST OTHER GROUPS , THOUGH WE MUST SALUTE THE MEDWAY BOYS FOR GETTING STUFF OUT SO FAST!!    KEEP IT UP GUYS


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WELCOME TO COMPACT DISK 152   -     MUSIC RIPPED FROM GOLDRUNNER II BY VAPOUR!   HI TO THE REPLICANTS (SNAKE , COBRA , DOM , R.AL , ELWOOD) , THE OVERLANDERS (SKY METAL , STAN MERCURY , EPSILON , PEEWEE , SPEEDLIGHT , TYPHON , ZIGGY STARDUST) , DAVID FROM THE FALLEN ANGELS , GHOST , VECTOR , STAN THE MAN , TTC , HACKATARIMAN , THE MEDWAY BOYS , THE SUNNYBOYS , MCA , THE CAREBEARS , THE LORDS OF THE DISK , SEWER SOFTWARE , F.O.F.T , KAM , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE GIGABYTE CREW , LEVEL 16 , ARNO , THE LOST BOYS , TIMELORD (DONE ANY MORE PICS?) , PURSY , WAYNE , IAN.C , RADICAL SYSTEMS (HI BOB) , THE POMPEI PIRATES , THE REVOLUTION , THE POWERS THAT BE , AN COOL , DELTA FORCE , THE POMPEI PIRATES , THE NEXT GENERATION , WEIRD SCIENCE , THE EMPIRE , SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY ETC. ETC. ETC.       _CD INFO . . . . CD 81 HAS BEEN RECOMPILED TO INCLUDE THE POPULOUS EXTRA DATA DISK. CD 0 NOW CONTAINS SINBAD PLUS MYTH. THERE ARE FOUR DISK 69'S (PART ONE TO FOUR). IF YOU HAVE A MENU WHERE ANY OF THE GAMES DON'T WORK ON YOUR MACHINE THEN GET IN TOUCH WITH ANYONE IN AUTOMATION. ALL GAMES SHOULD WORK IN 512K UNLESS STATED ON THE MENU PICTURE , IN THE SCROLLER OR ON THE COMPACTED GAME ITSELF. SPHERICAL WAS RECOMPACTED TO INCLUDE THE TITLE PIC (FINAL RELEASED VERSION). REMEMBER ALL OUR GAMES WORK SO SEND US ANY DODGY COPIES YOU HAVE RECEIVED FOR OUR 100 PERCENT VERSION. THE MEDWAY BOYS REALISE THEY CAN'T COMPETE , SO THEY NOW RELEASE MENUS OF UNCOMPACTED GAMES JUST SO THAT IT LOOKS GOOD WHEN THEY SAY THEY ARE ON MENU XX. ANYONE CAN FILL A DISK WITH UNCOMPACTED GAMES. THE REVOLUTION ARE A BUNCH OF CHILDISH SCHOOL KIDS. THEY THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING A GO AT THEM WHEN INSTEAD WE WERE HAVING A GO AT THE BRUM CLUBS. BRUM FOR THOSE NOT IN THE KNOW IS SHORT FOR BIRMINGHAM. ANYWAY , THEY DECIDED THEY WEREN'T PLAYING ANYMORE AND TOOK THEIR BALL BACK. A.B.C MAN IS LOOKING FOR MORE YOUNG BOYS . . . . I ONCE KNEW A HALFWIT CALLED STUART AND HE NEVER REALSIED WHY WE CALLED HIM MISTER PID. DON'T COMPETE WITH HIM , I HOPE YOU GOT THAT ONE . . . . HE NEVER DID. WHY ARE ALL PIRATE VIDEOS OFF EDITMAN CRAP COPIES (BLACK AND WHITE , COLOUR DISTORTION ETC ETC ETC) , HOW CAN YOU SIT AND WATCH SUCH CRAPPY COPIES RICK.


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REDONE FOR NEW TOS MACHINESg WELCOME TO COMPACT DISK \`b   l     I HOPE SOMEONE OUT THERE APPRECIATES ME CHANGING ALL THESE MENUS TO ALL ST COMPATIBLE BORDER CODEg  INCIDENTALLY THIS INTRO WAS CODED BY EGBg   IF YOU HAVE ANY THING DONE BY AUTOMATION  WAS NOT WAS  AND  LSD THAT YOU WOULD LIKE ALTERING TO RUN ON YOUR ST THEN FEEL FREE TO GET IN TOUCHg HI TO THE REPLICANTS iSNAKE h COBRA h DOM h RgAL h ELWOODj h THE OVERLANDERS iSKY METAL h STAN MERCURY h EPSILON h PEEWEE h SPEEDLIGHT h TYPHON h ZIGGY STARDUSTj h DAVID FROM THE FALLEN ANGELS h GHOST h VECTOR h STAN THE MAN h TTC h HACKATARIMAN h THE MEDWAY BOYS h THE SUNNYBOYS h MCA h THE CAREBEARS h THE LORDS OF THE DISK  h FgOgFgT h KAM h FLEXIBLE FRONT h THE GIGABYTE CREW h LEVEL \a h ARNO h THE LOST BOYS h TIMELORD iDONE ANY MORE PICSfj h PURSY h WAYNE h IANgC h RADICAL SYSTEMS iHI BOBj h THE POMPEY PIRATES h THE REVOLUTION h THE POWERS THAT BE h AN COOL h DELTA FORCE h THE NEXT GENERATION h WEIRD SCIENCE h THE EMPIRE h SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY ETCg ETCg ETC


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AUTOMATION 157 VERSION 3              AUTOMATION 157 VERSION 3      WELL WE'VE DONE IT AGAIN,,,,,,, RE-RELEASED ANOTHER AUTOMATION MENU,         VERSION 3 I HEAR YOU ASK ?      WELL THIS DISK HAS ALREADY BEEN UPDATED FOR NEW TOS MACHINES.  THE REASON I'VE RE-RELEASED IT IS THAT TANGLEWOOD CRASHED AT A CERTAIN PART OF THE GAME, ANYWAY I'VE RECRACKED - PACKED IT FOR YOU AND IT SHOULD NOW WORK 100 PERCENT,       BECAUSE MY VERSION IS MUCH SMALLER THAN VAPOUR'S WE'VE GOT SOME DISK SPACE LEFT. SO I'VE PUT MONOLATOR ON THE DISK,   MONOLATOR HAS NEVER BEEN RELEASED BEFORE. IT'S A SUPERB MONO EMULATOR CODED BY CYRANO (THE LAW) JONES. JUST STICK IT IN YOUR AUTO FOLDER AND AWAY YOU GO,     FULL DOCS ARE INCLUDED ON THE DISK,   OK CREDITS TIME,,,,,,,,    MENU CODED BY CYRANO JONES WITH FLUFFY COLOUR CHANGES AND NEW BORDER CODE BY SHOWADDYWADDY.      MENU PICTURE (NEVER USED BEFORE!) AND FONT BY PURSY.      MUSIC RIPPED BY GRAZEY.     MENU COMPILED BY SHOWADDYWADDY.         STRIDER WAS CRACKED AND PACKED BY VAPOUR.      TANGLEWOOD WAS CRACKED AND PACKED BY SHOWADDYWADDY.           MONOLATOR CODED BY CYRANO JONES,       EXPECT ANOTHER AUTOMATION RE-RELEASE VERY SOON,,,,,, ANYONE GUESS WHICH MENU ?                          OK VERY BRIEF GREETINGS TO,,,,,,,,,    THE REST OF THE ACTIVE AUTOMATION AND D-BUG MEMBERS STILL AROUND,,,,,,,, THE LAW. OZZWALD. XERUD. SSR. MARL. ASYLUM. FLANNY. EGB. ARN. ANDY,         MUG UK.  DARREN. BRUME. TSCC. RG. SILVER SURFER.   ST GRAVEYARD. ACTIV8. KARADOC (CHEERS FOR PLAYTESTING TANGLEWOOD).   THE TESTERS - DBG. MARCER. MOODST. MR SAM. MR NOURS,   GWEM. GGN. DMA-SC. DHS. PARANOIA. ALIVE AND ANYONE I'VE FORGOTTEN!!!!                WRAP TIME    MAY 2005   


158v1
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AUTOMATION PRESENTS    MENU NUMBER 158    READ ALL THIS SCROLLER , IT IS IMPORTANT!!!     COMPETITION TIME     YES YOU HEARD ME RIGHT A COMPETITION ON A MENU.   AS YOU WILL KNOW NEW COMPUTER EXPRESS IS NOW DOING FREE ADVERTS , SO.....   WE (OZZ OF AUTOMATION AND A.B.C. MAN OF THE POWER GENERATION) ARE HOLDING TWO  -  YES TWO  -  COMPS FOR YOU TO ENTER.      COMPETITION ONE  ---  LOTS OF PEOPLE KEEP ASKING WHAT THE 'A.B.C.' IN A.B.C.MAN STANDS FOR?    WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IS SEND INTO EXPRESS WITH YOUR ANSWERS -- BEST WINS       COMPETITION TWO  ---   PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MENTIONING AUTOMATION IN THEIR ADVERTS SO ... WE WANT THE FUNNIEST ADVERT MENTIONING AUTOMATION OR L.S.D.       SO THATS IT       RULES - TIME    ALL ENTRIES FOR THE A.B.C. MAN OR THE AUTOMATION COMPS MUST APPEAR IN THE HUMOUR OR PENPALS SECTIONS OF NEW COMPUTER EXPRESS - BOB HAY AND MEMBERS OF F.A.S.T. NEED NOT APPLY AS YOU ARE A JOKE ALREADY!!!     THE PRIZES WILL BE AWARDED ON THE FIRST OF FEB. 1990 , SO YOU COULD HAVE YOUR NAME IN LIGHTS ON A MENU (OR 3)      ALLENTRIES MUST INCLUDE YOUR REAL OR HACKING NAME (PHONE NUMBER IS OPTIONAL - IF IT IS THAT GOOD WE MAY CONTACT YOU!!!)       THE A.B.C.MAN SENDS GREETINGS TO THE REST OF AUTOMATION , THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE POWER GENERATION , EDITMAN , REPLICANTS , TEX AND OTHER UNIONITES , MCA , MEDWAY BOYS , A-HA , BEN , ASHLEY , HOWARD , TIM , LYNDON , TOMB , SHAOLIN TEMPLE , BILBO THE DILDO AND RICK THE DICK (IT IS PRETTY STUPID TO PUT MY FACE ON THE FRONT OF ALL FILMS I GIVE YOU BECAUSE IT ONLY NEEDS ONE TO GET INTO THE WRONG HANDS!!!)   BYE FOR NOW FROM THE ONE AND ONLY A.B.C. MAN          WELL AS YOU HAVE JUST READ THE SCROLLER WAS WAS WRITTEN BY A GUEST WRITER THIS TIME THE A.B.C.MAN , IT COULD BE YOU NEXT TIME!!!


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AUTOMATION PRESENTS    MENU NUMBER 158    READ ALL THIS SCROLLER , IT IS IMPORTANT!!!     COMPETITION TIME     YES YOU HEARD ME RIGHT A COMPETITION ON A MENU.   AS YOU WILL KNOW NEW COMPUTER EXPRESS IS NOW DOING FREE ADVERTS , SO.....   WE (OZZ OF AUTOMATION AND A.B.C. MAN OF THE POWER GENERATION) ARE HOLDING TWO  -  YES TWO  -  COMPS FOR YOU TO ENTER.      COMPETITION ONE  ---  LOTS OF PEOPLE KEEP ASKING WHAT THE 'A.B.C.' IN A.B.C.MAN STANDS FOR?    WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IS SEND INTO EXPRESS WITH YOUR ANSWERS -- BEST WINS       COMPETITION TWO  ---   PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MENTIONING AUTOMATION IN THEIR ADVERTS SO ... WE WANT THE FUNNIEST ADVERT MENTIONING AUTOMATION OR L.S.D.       SO THATS IT       RULES - TIME    ALL ENTRIES FOR THE A.B.C. MAN OR THE AUTOMATION COMPS MUST APPEAR IN THE HUMOUR OR PENPALS SECTIONS OF NEW COMPUTER EXPRESS - BOB HAY AND MEMBERS OF F.A.S.T. NEED NOT APPLY AS YOU ARE A JOKE ALREADY!!!     THE PRIZES WILL BE AWARDED ON THE FIRST OF FEB. 1990 , SO YOU COULD HAVE YOUR NAME IN LIGHTS ON A MENU (OR 3)      ALLENTRIES MUST INCLUDE YOUR REAL OR HACKING NAME (PHONE NUMBER IS OPTIONAL - IF IT IS THAT GOOD WE MAY CONTACT YOU!!!)       THE A.B.C.MAN SENDS GREETINGS TO THE REST OF AUTOMATION , THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE POWER GENERATION , EDITMAN , REPLICANTS , TEX AND OTHER UNIONITES , MCA , MEDWAY BOYS , A-HA , BEN , ASHLEY , HOWARD , TIM , LYNDON , TOMB , SHAOLIN TEMPLE , BILBO THE DILDO AND RICK THE DICK (IT IS PRETTY STUPID TO PUT MY FACE ON THE FRONT OF ALL FILMS I GIVE YOU BECAUSE IT ONLY NEEDS ONE TO GET INTO THE WRONG HANDS!!!)   BYE FOR NOW FROM THE ONE AND ONLY A.B.C. MAN          WELL AS YOU HAVE JUST READ THE SCROLLER WAS WAS WRITTEN BY A GUEST WRITER THIS TIME THE A.B.C.MAN , IT COULD BE YOU NEXT TIME!!!


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DISK 159 READY AND WAITING FOR YOU!!        HAVE YOU ENTERED THE COMPETITION , WHAT COMPETITION?     THE ONE ON DISK 158 OF COURSE     BE THERE OR BE SQUARE    GO FOR IT , WELL THIS IS THE TENTH MENU I HAVE DONE IN TWO DAYS , NOT BAD EH!!           WHO IS THIS HAAL CHAP WE KEEP HEARING ABOUT , I THINK HE IS A MATE OF DERAK MC FROM LONDON , WHO IS HE?     BEATS ME!        HEY F.O.F.T. WHY DOES THE VERSION OF HARD AND HEAVY YOU PUT ON YOUR MENU NOT WORK , METHINKS SOMEBODY DID NOT TEST IT , GETTING CARELESS ALREADY GUYS?      THAT WILL NEVER DO , WATCH OUT FOR MORE NON WORKING GAMES FROM FOFT , ONLY JOKING , BE MORE CAREFUL IN FUTURE GUYS - CHECK OUT OUR MEG FILE!


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DISK 159 READY AND WAITING FOR YOU!!        HAVE YOU ENTERED THE COMPETITION , WHAT COMPETITION?     THE ONE ON DISK 158 OF COURSE     BE THERE OR BE SQUARE    GO FOR IT , WELL THIS IS THE TENTH MENU I HAVE DONE IN TWO DAYS , NOT BAD EH!!           WHO IS THIS HAAL CHAP WE KEEP HEARING ABOUT , I THINK HE IS A MATE OF DERAK MC FROM LONDON , WHO IS HE?     BEATS ME!        HEY F.O.F.T. WHY DOES THE VERSION OF HARD AND HEAVY YOU PUT ON YOUR MENU NOT WORK , METHINKS SOMEBODY DID NOT TEST IT , GETTING CARELESS ALREADY GUYS?      THAT WILL NEVER DO , WATCH OUT FOR MORE NON WORKING GAMES FROM FOFT , ONLY JOKING , BE MORE CAREFUL IN FUTURE GUYS - CHECK OUT OUR MEG FILE!


  

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AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 160. WE ARE THE BEST SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST!  C'MON YOU ARTISTIC PEOPLE! TRY YOUR HAND AT DOING US SOME GRAPHICS. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN F.O.F.T AND COW DUNG?                 THERE ARE NO DIFFERENCES WHATSOEVER!             GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , THE POMPEY PIRATES , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


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AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 160. WE ARE THE BEST SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST!  C'MON YOU ARTISTIC PEOPLE! TRY YOUR HAND AT DOING US SOME GRAPHICS. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN F.O.F.T AND COW DUNG?                 THERE ARE NO DIFFERENCES WHATSOEVER!             GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , THE POMPEY PIRATES , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


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HELLO, AND WELCOME TO vwxyz{ |}~ 161 - BROUGHT TO YOU BY abc         GOSH, HAVEN'T WE BEEN BUSY LATELY?  THIS MONTH HAS SEEN THE MOST vwxyz{ MENU RELEASES EVER.....  BETTER BUY SOME MORE BLANKS 'COS WE ARE NOT STOPPING YET!!!!    IMPORTANT NOTICE:  THE GUY IN LONDON SELLING OUR MENUS HAD BETTER STOP IT!  WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND IF YOU KEEP IT UP YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS WILL APPEAR ON A FUTURE SCROLLER!  YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!    WELL, NOW THAT HAS BEEN DONE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TALK ABOUT.....  LETS SEE......    OH, YES:- ANDY THE ARFLING GET IN TOUCH WITH ME!       BIRDY WHO?         HARDBALL IS QUITE OLD, BUT I THINK IT IS OK!  SO DON'T CALL IT BORING! (NEIL E. ARE YOU LISTENING!?!)      CONGRATULATIONS GO TO SPECTRUM HOLOBYTE FOR PRODUCING AN IMPROVED FALCON. I EVEN BOUGHT BOTH VERSIONS (AS WELL AS F-16 COMBAT PILOT!) SO YOU COULD SAY I LIKE FLIGHT SIMULATORS!   AS TO WHICH IS BETTER (FALCON OR F16)  THEY ARE BOTH EXCELLENT, AND BY USING DATALINK HEAD-TO-HEAD THEY ARE UNBEATABLE!       I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT THE MOST FUN I HAVE HAD ON MY ST LATELY IS PLAYING STUNT CAR RACER IN DATALINK MODE - WOW!!!     MEGA-MEGA-MEGA THANX TO DACK FOR MAKING ME A DATALINK CABLE, AND TO COL FOR LETTING ME HAVE STUNT CAR RACER!!       DOES ANYBODY KNOW THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF UNPACKED DATA ON OUR 160 PLUS DISKS?  NO?  NEITHER DO WE.   BUT CONSIDERING WE GET ABOUT EIGHT HUNDRED KILOBYTES OF PACKED CODE ONTO EACH DISK, THERE MUST BE A HELL OF A LOT!!!  THAT ALSO MEANS THAT MANY, MANY, MANY, MANY HOURS HAVE BEEN SPENT WATCHING THE PACKER GO % 01     % 02     % 03    ......   SO YOU HAD BETTER APPRECIATE US!!  (YOU DO, DON'T YOU?     YES, YOU MUST DO!!)       MENU CREDITS:  ALL CODING BY abc  GHOSTBUSTERS II LOGO BY MIKE.W    SONIX BY -MAD MAX- (FROM THE NEW YEAR DEMO)     IF OZZ THINKS BATMAN IS THE BEST FILM THIS YEAR HE CAN'T HAVE SEEN GHOSTBUSTERS II YET!!   IT'S GREAT....       JUST A SHORT GREETINGS LIST HERE:-     HI TO  THE REST OF  vwxyz{   (def  ghi  jkl  mno pqr AND  stu)   DACK  MAL  BOB  SIMON  COL  BRI  NEIL E.  CHRIS E.  DEAN (THANX FOR THE SOFTWARE - I DON'T GO IN FOR DEDICATIONS, BUT A BIG HI TO STEVE.W (INTRO HUNTER EXTRORDINAIRE) AND TOJO (FASTEST MEG UPGRADES IN THE WEST!))  AND -MAD MAX- FOR THE MUSIC (EVEN IF I 'BORROWED' IT!)              IT'S GETTING BORING, SO..................                     


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AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 162.        BEAT THIS PICTURE FOR GRAFIX . . . . . IF YOU WANT TO GET IN TOUCH WITH F.O.F.T THEN FOLLOW THE MESS. WHY DO FLIES HANG AROUND F.O.F.T COMPACTS?         THEY ONLY CLING TO SHIT!      SEND US YOUR GRAPHIX AND WE WILL RELEASE COMPACTS AT A FASTER RATE AS WE STILL HAVE LOADS OF GEAR TO USE UP. CODING BY VAPOUR , PIC BY IAN.C , MUSIC FROM PASSING SHOT.       AUTOMATION WELCOME THE LIGHT TEAM FROM SWEDEN WHO HAVE STARTED TO CODE INTROS FOR OUR MENUS . . . . IF ANYONE ELSE IS INTERESTED THEN LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT.     SEND US SOME GRAPHIX AND SEE MORE COMPACTS . . . . IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?         GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , THE POMPEY PIRATES , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


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AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 162.        BEAT THIS PICTURE FOR GRAFIX . . . . . IF YOU WANT TO GET IN TOUCH WITH F.O.F.T THEN FOLLOW THE MESS. WHY DO FLIES HANG AROUND F.O.F.T COMPACTS?         THEY ONLY CLING TO SHIT!      SEND US YOUR GRAPHIX AND WE WILL RELEASE COMPACTS AT A FASTER RATE AS WE STILL HAVE LOADS OF GEAR TO USE UP. CODING BY VAPOUR , PIC BY IAN.C , MUSIC FROM PASSING SHOT.       AUTOMATION WELCOME THE LIGHT TEAM FROM SWEDEN WHO HAVE STARTED TO CODE INTROS FOR OUR MENUS . . . . IF ANYONE ELSE IS INTERESTED THEN LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT.     SEND US SOME GRAPHIX AND SEE MORE COMPACTS . . . . IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?         GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE OVERLANDERS , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


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WELCOME TO COMPACT DISK 163. HI TO THE REPLICANTS (SNAKE , COBRA , DOM , R.AL , RATBOY , FURY  , NINJA , ELWOOD) , THE OVERLANDERS (SKY METAL , STAN MERCURY , EPSILON , PEEWEE , SPEEDLIGHT , TYPHON , ZIGGY STARDUST) , DAVID FROM THE FALLEN ANGELS , GHOST , VECTOR , STAN THE MAN , TTC , HACKATARIMAN , THE MEDWAY BOYS , THE SUNNYBOYS , MCA , THE CAREBEARS , THE LORDS OF THE DISK , SEWER SOFTWARE , KAM , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE GIGABYTE CREW , LEVEL 16 , ARNO , THE LOST BOYS , NIK , PURSY , WAYNE , IAN.C , RADICAL SYSTEMS (HI BOB) , THE POMPEY PIRATES , THE LIGHT TEAM , AN COOL , DELTA FORCE , THE NEXT GENERATION , WEIRD SCIENCE , THE EMPIRE , SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY ETC. ETC. ETC.       _ TO ENTER THE CALL SIGN IN LANCASTER USE THE ARROW KEYS TO RUN THROUGH THE ALPHABET AND THE SPACE BAR TO ENTER LETTER. SAY NO TO THE POLL TAX! DON'T PAY IT! LET'S HAVE A REVOLUTION! (I HATE THAT WORD , IT REMINDS ME OF A BUNCH OF LAMERS).  'MAGGIE , THE WORKING CLASS ARE REVOLTING!'       'YOU'RE NOT SO GOOD LOOKING EITHER DENNIS!'            THANKS TO NIK FOR THIS PICTURE.  THE NEXT CD LIST WILL APPEAR ON CD 175 (IF I REMEMBER TO DO IT!).  I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF WRITING AN UNCOMPACTOR FOR THOSE LAME GROUPS WHO ONLY PACK SOME OF THE FILES , THEN THEY CAN USE IT TO DEPACK OUR STUFF TO USE ON THEIR COMPACT DISKS . . . . . WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS F.O.F.T WITH THE TIMELORDS?            EXTRA LAME PACKING GROUPS!     DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO ABN WHEN HE BOUGHT SOME ODOUR EATERS?          THEY ATE HIM!


#163v2
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                            REDONE FOR NEW TOS MACHINESg WELCOME TO COMPACT DISK \a^g HI TO THE REPLICANTS iSNAKE h COBRA h DOM h RgAL h RATBOY h FURY  h NINJA h ELWOODj h THE OVERLANDERS iSKY METAL h STAN MERCURY h EPSILON h PEEWEE h SPEEDLIGHT h TYPHON h ZIGGY STARDUSTj h DAVID FROM THE FALLEN ANGELS h GHOST h VECTOR h STAN THE MAN h TTC h HACKATARIMAN h THE MEDWAY BOYS h THE SUNNYBOYS h MCA h THE CAREBEARS h THE LORDS OF THE DISK h SEWER SOFTWARE h KAM h FLEXIBLE FRONT h THE GIGABYTE CREW h LEVEL \a h ARNO h THE LOST BOYS h NIK h PURSY h WAYNE h IANgC h RADICAL SYSTEMS iHI BOBj h THE POMPEY PIRATES h THE LIGHT TEAM h AN COOL h DELTA FORCE h THE NEXT GENERATION h WEIRD SCIENCE h THE EMPIRE h SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY ETCg ETCg ETCg        TO ENTER THE CALL SIGN IN LANCASTER USE THE ARROW KEYS TO RUN THROUGH THE ALPHABET AND THE SPACE BAR TO ENTER LETTERg SAY NO TO THE POLL TAXe DO NOT PAY ITe LET US HAVE A REVOLUTIONe iI HATE THAT WORD h IT REMINDS ME OF A BUNCH OF LAMERSjg  MAGGIE h THE WORKING CLASS ARE REVOLTINGe       YOU ARE NOT SO GOOD LOOKING EITHER DENNISe            THANKS TO NIK FOR THIS PICTUREg  THE NEXT CD LIST WILL APPEAR ON CD \b` iIF I REMEMBER TO DO ITejg  I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF WRITING AN UNCOMPACTOR FOR THOSE LAME GROUPS WHO ONLY PACK SOME OF THE FILES h THEN THEY CAN USE IT TO DEPACK OUR STUFF TO USE ON THEIR COMPACT DISKS g g g g g WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS FgOgFgT WITH THE TIMELORDSf            EXTRA LAME PACKING GROUPSe     DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO ABN WHEN HE BOUGHT SOME ODOUR EATERSf          THEY ATE HIMe


#164
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AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 164. WELL FOLKS , I REMOVED THE FLICKER IN THE SCROLL AND IMPROVED THE CODING SINCE LAST I USED A SPECCY PIC ON CD 143. NEXT TIME IF I'M FEELING GENEROUS I'LL GIVE YOU A MORE COLOURFUL FONT . . . .   CODING BY VAPOUR , PIC BY IAN.C , MUSIC FROM KRYPTON EGG.       WHAT DO MY FOUR YEAR OLD SON AND THE TIMELORDS HAVE IN COMMON?                  THEY ONLY PACK PROGRAM FILES!           WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN F.O.F.T AND HORSE MANURE?              YOU CAN STAND THE SMELL OF HORSE MANURE!    WITH A BIT OF LUCK THE F.O.F.T WILL JOIN THE TIMELORDS AND THEN WE WILL HAVE ALL THE LAMERS IN ONE BASKET!      HOW DO YOU GET ALL OF F.O.F.T IN A B.T. PHONE BOX?           MELT THEM DOWN!         WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF CHAOS?         A BUS FULL WITH F.O.F.T PASSING A MAGNET FACTORY.       WHAT IS THE CLOSEST THING TO ABN'S BOT BOT?          A.B.C MAN!      HOORAY FOR SUNDAY COLLECTIONS . . . . . TOUGH LUCK POSTIES . . . . AUTOMATION WELCOME THE LIGHT TEAM FROM SWEDEN WHO HAVE STARTED TO CODE INTROS FOR OUR MENUS . . . . IF ANYONE ELSE IS INTERESTED THEN LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT.     BUY A ONE MEG UPGRADE!       GET A ONE MEG DRIVE! OR HAVE YOUR BUILT IN HALF MEG DRIVE UPGRADED!        IF YOU WANT A ONE MEG DRIVE THEN WE CAN SUPPLY YOU WITH ONE PLUS FITTING INSTRUCTIONS FOR 50 QUID! . . . . . GET IN TOUCH IF YOU ARE INTERESTED.      SEND US SOME GRAPHIX AND SEE MORE COMPACTS . . . . IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?         GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , THE POMPEY PIRATES , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


#164v2
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AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 164 NOW FULLY FUNCTIONAL FOR THE STE. WELL FOLKS , I REMOVED THE FLICKER IN THE SCROLL AND IMPROVED THE CODING SINCE LAST I USED A SPECCY PIC ON CD 143. NEXT TIME IF I'M FEELING GENEROUS I'LL GIVE YOU A MORE COLOURFUL FONT . . . .   CODING BY VAPOUR , PIC BY IAN.C , MUSIC FROM KRYPTON EGG.       WHAT DO MY FOUR YEAR OLD SON AND THE TIMELORDS HAVE IN COMMON?                  THEY ONLY PACK PROGRAM FILES!           WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN F.O.F.T AND HORSE MANURE?              YOU CAN STAND THE SMELL OF HORSE MANURE!    WITH A BIT OF LUCK THE F.O.F.T WILL JOIN THE TIMELORDS AND THEN WE WILL HAVE ALL THE LAMERS IN ONE BASKET!      HOW DO YOU GET ALL OF F.O.F.T IN A B.T. PHONE BOX?           MELT THEM DOWN!         WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF CHAOS?         A BUS FULL WITH F.O.F.T PASSING A MAGNET FACTORY.       WHAT IS THE CLOSEST THING TO ABN'S BOT BOT?          A.B.C MAN!      HOORAY FOR SUNDAY COLLECTIONS . . . . . TOUGH LUCK POSTIES . . . . AUTOMATION WELCOME THE LIGHT TEAM FROM SWEDEN WHO HAVE STARTED TO CODE INTROS FOR OUR MENUS . . . . IF ANYONE ELSE IS INTERESTED THEN LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT.     BUY A ONE MEG UPGRADE!       GET A ONE MEG DRIVE! OR HAVE YOUR BUILT IN HALF MEG DRIVE UPGRADED!        IF YOU WANT A ONE MEG DRIVE THEN WE CAN SUPPLY YOU WITH ONE PLUS FITTING INSTRUCTIONS FOR 50 QUID! . . . . . GET IN TOUCH IF YOU ARE INTERESTED.      SEND US SOME GRAPHIX AND SEE MORE COMPACTS . . . . IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?         GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE OVERLANDERS , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


#165
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AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 165. WE ARE THE BEST SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST!  C'MON YOU ARTISTIC PEOPLE! TRY YOUR HAND AT DOING US SOME GRAPHICS. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN F.O.F.T AND COW DUNG?                 THERE ARE NO DIFFERENCES WHATSOEVER!             GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , THE POMPEY PIRATES , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


#165v2
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AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 165. THE BORDER CODE HAS BEEN FIXED TO RUN ON THE STE. PLEASE SPREAD ME TO ALL YOUR CONTACTS... WE ARE THE BEST SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST!  C'MON YOU ARTISTIC PEOPLE! TRY YOUR HAND AT DOING US SOME GRAPHICS. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN F.O.F.T AND COW DUNG?                 THERE ARE NO DIFFERENCES WHATSOEVER!             GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , THE POMPEY PIRATES , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


#166
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WELCOME TO vwxyz{ |}~ 166 - BROUGHT TO YOU BY abc OF jkl OF vwxyz{......    MAL'S DREAM HAS COME TRUE.....   PRESS PLUS AND MINUS ON THE KEYPAD, MAL!!             WE MUST BE ILL, WHAT WITH TWO NEW GAMES ON THIS DISK!!!      THE LOGO ON THIS MENU IS BY MIKE.W, AND THE CAR IS BY DAVID.E        RIGHT, JUST TO SHOW HOW CARING WE AT vwxyz{ ARE, HERE IS SOME ADVICE FOR OUR 'COMPETITORS'......         TRY PACKING THE DATA FILES AS WELL.......           OR BETTER STILL, SINGLE PART THINGS.......         THERE, I HOPE THAT HELPED......                    A BIG HI TO THE MEDWAY BOYS  -  YOU ARE VERY FAST  -  WE MAY BE A BIT SLOWER WITH NEWER STUFF, BUT WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR A THING CALLED A PACKER TO DO IT'S JOB!!         GREETS GO TO DACK , def , ghi , mno , pqr , stu , WAYNE , AND PHILL....  BOB, COL, BRI, MAL THE BIKE, DEAN, KHALID, NEIL E, CHRIS E, K.K.K. (MIKE.W - SEND MORE GRAFIX!), DAVID E. (SEND MORE GRAFIX), SIMON AND HIS RED SHADE DIGI-PICS, SIMON'S TWO FRIENDS WHOSE NAMES I CAN'T REMEMBER (ALTHOUGH I THINK ONE OF THEM IS MARK!), MERLIN, THE REPLICANTS (ANY MORE MAD MAX MUSIC IN YOUR INTROS LATELY???), THE CAREBEARS (MEGA DEMO), THE UNION (BIG HELLO TO MAD - THE BEST MUSIC EVER ON THE ST - MAX - HOW ABOUT ANOTHER DEMO, GUYS?), THE BLADERUNNERS, BIRDY/SCC (WHO?), THE POMPEI PIRATES (WOT, NO OLD GAMES?!? - IF WE DIDN'T PACK THE OLD GAMES HOW MANY DISKS WOULD YOU HAVE? - DON'T RUN US DOWN 'COS WE'LL BEAT YOU AT PACKING GAMES ANY DAY OF ANY WEEK OF ANY MONTH OF ANY YEAR.......), IAN C, DELIGHT (NICE INTRO), ROB NORTHEN (A.K.A. THE REDUNDANT PROTECTION MAN - AUTOHACK 2.0 RULES OK!!), WALLY BEBEN AND DAVID WHITTAKER (FOR MAKING CRAP GAMES JUST A BIT BETTER WITH SOME GOOD MUSIC!), ANDY PENNEL (AUTHOR OF DEVPAC 2), AND TO YOU FOR READING ALL THIS RUBBISH YET AGAIN.............                                          


#167
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AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 167. WE ARE THE BEST SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST!  PLEASE NOTE THAT IT IS PERFECTLY ALRIGHT TO SAVE YOUR GAME TO THIS DISK WHEN PLAYING LASER SQUAD. TAKE NOTE YOU BOOT DISK CRACKERS AND HAVE A LOOK AT THIS FILE VERSION. THANKS TO DREW FOR THE ORIGINAL.         GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , THE POMPEY PIRATES , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


#167v2
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AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 167 NOW FULLY WORKING ON THE STE.. WE ARE THE BEST SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST!  PLEASE NOTE THAT IT IS PERFECTLY ALRIGHT TO SAVE YOUR GAME TO THIS DISK WHEN PLAYING LASER SQUAD. TAKE NOTE YOU BOOT DISK CRACKERS AND HAVE A LOOK AT THIS FILE VERSION. THANKS TO DREW FOR THE ORIGINAL.         GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , IAN.C , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , , SEWER SOFTWARE , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , KAM , PURSY , NIK FROM THE QUARTET , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .  WHY ARE AMERICANS GULLIBLE.  WELL ITS BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE EVERYTHING THE POMPEY PUFFS TELL THEM. THE POMPEY PUFFS HAVE GLOSSED UP THEIR IMAGE AND HAVE SLAGGED US OFF NIGHT AND DAY ON THE AMERICAN BBS AND WORST OF ALL THE AMERICANS BELIEVE WHAT THEY HEAR. IF WE HAD A MODEM WE WOULD KICK THE SHIT OUT OF THE POMPEY PUFFS. THEY ALWAYS CLAIM TO HAVE DONE THE FIRST VERSION OF THIS AND THE FIRST VERSION OF THAT BUT IT IS BASICALLY A CROCK OF SHIT. ALL THE POMPEY TITHEADS HAVE GOING FOR THEM ARE THEIR DOC FILES. WELL IF ITS DOC FILES YOU WANT THEN COLLECT SEWER DOCS!!!  THE POMPEY PIRATES ARE BARELY CRACKERS, BARELY PACKERS BUT MOST DEFINATELY GREAT BULLSHITTERS.


#168
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  AUTOMATION ARE THE BEST, SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST!     HI THERE! THIS IS COMPACT DISK 168     THIS NO TOP 'N BOTTOM BORDER INTRO WAS CODED BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY!     IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING THIS IS A SEMI-PRE-SHIFTED-DATA-BUFFERED-COPY-WORD-SCROLLER, SCROLLING 4 PIXELS AT A TIME!     NONE OF THAT CRAPPY 'ROXL' RUBBISH FOR ME!     VAPOUR HERE . . . . IT SEEMS THAT OZZWALD IS SLACKING! SINCE THAT LAST BATCH OF MENUS HE RELEASED A FEW WEEKS AGO HE HAS VANISHED OFF SCENE. MEANWHILE THIS IS THE NINTH CD I'VE RELEASED SINCE THEN AND THE LAW RELEASED FOUR.    C'MON OZZ . . . WAKE UP!     I DON'T NORMALLY USE CRAPPY DIGI-PICS LIKE THIS BUT IT WAS ALL I HAD LEFT DURING MY MENU MAKING SESSION. THE OTHER CD'S RELEASED WITH THIS ONE ARE ALL 512K STUFF AND THEY ARE CD 166 - RED LIGHTNING , ANCO STRIP POKER AND FREDDY HARDEST (CRACKED BY THE REPLICANTS) - - - CD 167 - ELEMENTAL AND LASER SQUAD (A 512K FILE VERSION . . . CHECK IT OUT YOU BOOT DISK CRACKER LAMERS , YOU CAN EVEN SAVE YOUR GAME TO THE CD , ALL 110K OF IT!) - - - NOW FOR SOME UPDATE NEWS . . . . . CD 82 WAS REPACKED WITH AN EXTRA TITLE ADDED TO IT. CD 76 WAS REPACKED AND GREAT BATTLES WAS FIXED TO RUN IN 512K. OTHER CD'S THAT WERE REPACKED AND MAY IN FUTURE CONTAIN AN EXTRA GAME OR TWO INCLUDE CD 63 , CD 73 , CD 77 AND CD 103. ALSO READY AND AWAITING SOME GRAPHICS ARE AS FOLLOWS . . .     POLICE QUEST I (MEG) , SPACE QUEST I (MEG) , SPACE QUEST II (MEG) , KINGS QUEST III (MEG) , BALANCE OF POWER 1990 (MEG) , SPACE PILOT , INDIAN MISSION , SNOOPY , STARFLEET , FISH , GUILD OF THIEVES , THE LAST SHOOT 'EM UP , EYE OF HORUS (YOU ARE LISTENING TO THE MUSIC FROM THIS GAME.) AND OF COURSE MANY MANY MORE. MOST OF THE PACKS JUST MENTIONED ARE JUST FROM ME SO YOU CAN EXPECT TO SEE A LOT MORE FROM THE REST OF THE GROUP . . . .         REMEMBER AUTOMATION AND DON'T JEST WITH THE BEST!      HEY F.O.F.T!  HOW'S THE GRAVITY DOWN THERE?    


#169
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     vwxyz{ PRESENTS |}~ 169 - BROUGHT TO YOU BY abc......     CREDITS FOR THIS MENU....   ALL CODING AND MUSIC RIPPING (FROM WHATTAHECK DEMO) BY abc   FONT BY PHILL  AND  GRAFIX BY MIKE W (GOOD, ISN'T HE?)   ALL HACKS/PACKS BY abc    FIRST THINGS FIRST.....  APPOLOGIES TO DEREK MD - GOT THE MESSAGE WRONG, SORRY FOR ANY HASSLE CAUSED....     WELL, HERE YOU HAVE THE vwxyz{ VERSION OF 'FUSION' (REMEMBER AROUND |}~ 60..... COMING SOON......) ALSO ON THIS DISK IS 'QUARTZ' - THE ORIGINAL WAS OVER 430K BIG ON A S/S DISK - BET YOU GET SOME RETURNED, FIREBIRD!! -  (MEGA THANX TO COL FOR THE ORIGINAL!)....       THIS TIME GREETINGS GO TO....   def, ghi, mno, pqr, stu, THE REPLICANTS, THE UNION, THE BLADERUNNERS, THE MEDWAY BOYS (GAME CRACKER 3 IS CRAP - WE (DACK AND THE LAW) HAVE WRITTEN 'AUTOHACK 2.0' - IT REMOVES INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL DECODERS AND DUMPS THE FILE AS A RELOCATABLE .PRG.. - ALSO, WHY IS MOST OF GAME CRACKER III COPIED FROM PRO-COPY??...... ENOUGH OF THIS - YOU ARE STILL GOOD HACKERS...) AND ANY OTHER CREWS OUT THERE THAT COUNT!!.....   ALSO HI TO..... DACK, COL AND BRI, BOB, NEIL E, CHRIS E, MAL (MEGA FAST CONTACT! - MEGA GREETINGS!!), DEAN, AND YOU.........      HEY, CHRISPY - WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO 'PHONE - ALSO TELL PHILL TO 'PHONE AS WELL.....      YOUR MOVE CREEP......         


#170
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WELCOME TO vwxyz{ |}~ 170 - BROUGHT TO YOU BY abc OF jkl OF vwxyz{......    PASSENGERS ON THE WIND WAS HACKED BY DACK......    MAL'S DREAM HAS COME TRUE.....   PRESS PLUS AND MINUS ON THE KEYPAD, MAL!!         GREETS GO TO DACK , def , ghi , mno , pqr , stu , WAYNE , AND PHILL....  BOB, COL, BRI, MAL THE BIKE, DEAN AND ALL THE OTHER LOONIES WITH HIM! (ONLY KIDDING, GUYS!!), KHALED (FINALLY AN ST OWNER), NEIL E, CHRIS E, K.K.K. (MIKE.W - SEND MORE GRAFIX!), DAVID E. (SEND MORE GRAFIX - IN CASE YOU ARE WONDERING HE DREW THIS PICTURE), SIMON AND HIS RED SHADE DIGI-PICS, SIMON'S TWO FRIENDS WHOSE NAMES I CAN'T REMEMBER (ALTHOUGH I THINK ONE OF THEM IS MARK!), MAL'S FRIEND IN NORTH WALES (MERLIN COMPUTERS), THE REPLICANTS (ANY MORE MAD MAX MUSIC IN YOUR INTROS LATELY???), THE CAREBEARS (MEGA DEMO), THE UNION (BIG HELLO TO MAD - THE BEST MUSIC EVER ON THE ST - MAX - HOW ABOUT ANOTHER DEMO, GUYS?), THE BLADERUNNERS, BIRDY/SCC (WHO?), THE MEDWAY BOYS (SEE, SOMETIMES I DON'T RUN YOU DOWN!! - ONE OF THE BEST CREWS IN BRITAIN - HOW ABOUT SOME NEW MUSIC THOUGH ?), THE POMPEI PIRATES (WOT, NO OLD GAMES?!? - IF WE DIDN'T PACK THE OLD GAMES HOW MANY DISKS WOULD YOU HAVE? - DON'T RUN US DOWN 'COS WE'LL BEAT YOU AT PACKING GAMES ANY DAY OF ANY WEEK OF ANY MONTH OF ANY YEAR.......), IAN C, DELIGHT (NICE INTRO), ROB NORTHEN (A.K.A. THE REDUNDANT PROTECTION MAN - AUTOHACK 2.0 RULES OK!!), WALLY BEBEN AND DAVID WHITTAKER (FOR MAKING CRAP GAMES JUST A BIT BETTER WITH SOME GOOD MUSIC!), ANDY PENNEL (AUTHOR OF DEVPAC 2), AND TO YOU FOR READING ALL THIS RUBBISH YET AGAIN.............                 COMING TO AN vwxyz{ MENU NEAR YOU SOON.......    FERRARI F1 - PASSENGERS ON THE WIND 2 - MAKE A BREAK........       -   HOW DO I KNOW - WELL I HAVE ALREADY DONE THEM AND THEY ARE GOING ON MENU 171.....   NO MORE 'FUSION COMING SOONS' AGAIN........                             IF YOU READ THIS SCROLL ONE HUNDRED TIMES I WILL MOST DEFINATELY NOT TELL YOU HOW TO PACK A GAME , OR TO REMOVE ALL THE BORDERS , OR EVEN TELL YOU HOW TO MAKE THE SCREEN GO RED - IN FACT NOTHING WILL HAPPEN EXCEPT YOU GETTNIG VERY,VERY,VERY,VERY BORED.......                   HEY, WHAT'S THIS?       ANOTHER SCROLLER.......      


  
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WELCOME TO vwxyz{ |}~ 171 - BROUGHT TO YOU BY abc OF jkl OF vwxyz{......    READ ALL THIS SCROLL - vwxyz{ MENU UPDATES INFO.......        PASSENGERS ON THE WIND 2 WAS HACKED BY DACK......    MAL'S DREAM HAS COME TRUE.....   PRESS PLUS AND MINUS ON THE KEYPAD, MAL!!         |}~ 0 - CONTAINS MYTH AS WELL AS SINBAD    |}~ 15 - RETURN TO GENESIS NOW RUNS ON 1.9 TOS    |}~ 16 - CONTAINS FULL F.O.F.T. 512K    |}~ 22 - CAPTAIN AMERICA RUNS IN 512K    |}~ 41 - SPACE RACER CAN NOW BE PLAYED MORE THAN ONCE    |}~ 42 - CHOPPER X FIXED FOR 512K    |}~ 43 - BOULDERDASH FIXED FOR 1.9 TOS    |}~ 47 - RAMBO III FIXED FOR LEVEL 2 AND 3    |}~ 51 - RE-ISSUED WITH TWO EXTRA GAMES    |}~ 55 - ANDES ATTACK NOW IN 512K    |}~ 59 - GOLDEN PATH CAN NOW BE STARTED    |}~ 60 - MISSION FULLY FIXED    |}~ 65 - FIXED FOR 512K    |}~ 69 PARTS 1-4 RELEASED    |}~ 71 - SAM AND ED IS ONE MEG ONLY    |}~ 77 - ARKANOID 3 IS 1.8 ONLY    |}~ 79 - SAPIENS AND ROGUE FIXED    |}~ 81 - POPULOUS PROMISED LANDS REPLACES STARWARS WHICH IS ON |}~ 150    |}~ 82 - RE-ISSUED WITH SUPER LEAGUE SOCCER    |}~ 83 - ILLUSIONS IS ONE MEG    |}~ 84 - ROAD BLASTERS FIXED FOR 1.9 TOS    |}~ 93 - MENU FIXED FOR A-320    |}~ 94 - MATAHARI NOW FULL VERSION WITH SOUND    |}~ 98 - MILLENIUM 2.2 IS NOW (FINALLY) 512K    |}~ 103 - SKRULL FIXED (SHOULD BE ONE FILE ONLY!)    |}~ 104 - SPACE HARRIER LEVEL 5 FIXED    |}~ 105 - XYBOTS SHOULD RUN IN 512K - CHECK YOUR COPY    |}~ 108 - TETRIS 2 LEVEL 0 FIXED    |}~ 117 - STUNT CAR RACER REPLACES SPHERICAL WHICH IS ON |}~ 150    |}~ 122 - WINTER OLYMPIAD NOW 1.8 TOS ALSO    |}~ 152 - CIRCUS GAMES HAS BEEN FIXED    |}~ 200 COMING SOON..........          GREETS GO TO DACK , def , ghi , mno , pqr , stu , WAYNE , AND PHILL....  BOB, COL, BRI, MAL THE BIKE, DEAN, KHALID,  NEIL E, CHRIS E, K.K.K. (MIKE.W - SEND MORE GRAFIX!), DAVID E. (SEND MORE GRAFIX - IN CASE YOU ARE WONDERING HE DREW THIS PICTURE), SIMON AND HIS RED SHADE DIGI-PICS, SIMON'S TWO FRIENDS WHOSE NAMES I CAN'T REMEMBER (ALTHOUGH I THINK ONE OF THEM IS MARK!), MAL'S FRIEND IN NORTH WALES WHOSE NAME I ALSO HAVE FORGOTTEN, THE REPLICANTS (ANY MORE MAD MAX MUSIC IN YOUR INTROS LATELY???), THE CAREBEARS (MEGA DEMO), THE UNION (BIG HELLO TO MAD - THE BEST MUSIC EVER ON THE ST - MAX - HOW ABOUT ANOTHER DEMO, GUYS?), THE BLADERUNNERS, BIRDY/SCC (WHO?), THE MEDWAY BOYS (SEE, SOMETIMES I DON'T RUN YOU DOWN!! - ONE OF THE BEST CREWS IN BRITAIN - HOW ABOUT SOME NEW MUSIC THOUGH ?), THE POMPEI PIRATES (WOT, NO OLD GAMES?!? - IF WE DIDN'T PACK THE OLD GAMES HOW MANY DISKS WOULD YOU HAVE? - DON'T RUN US DOWN 'COS WE'LL BEAT YOU AT PACKING GAMES ANY DAY OF ANY WEEK OF ANY MONTH OF ANY YEAR.......), IAN C, DELIGHT (NICE INTRO), ROB NORTHEN (A.K.A. THE REDUNDANT PROTECTION MAN - AUTOHACK 2.0 RULES OK!!), WALLY BEBEN AND DAVID WHITTAKER (FOR MAKING CRAP GAMES JUST A BIT BETTER WITH SOME GOOD MUSIC!), ANDY PENNEL (AUTHOR OF DEVPAC 2), AND TO YOU FOR READING ALL THIS RUBBISH YET AGAIN.............                                          


#172
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AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 172. WE ARE THE BEST SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST!  C'MON YOU ARTISTIC PEOPLE! TRY YOUR HAND AT DOING US SOME GRAPHICS. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN F.O.F.T AND COW DUNG?                 THERE ARE NO DIFFERENCES WHATSOEVER!             GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , THE POMPEY PIRATES , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


#172v2
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AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 172. YET ANOTHER SPECTRUM MENU FIXED FOR THE STE... WE ARE THE BEST SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST!  C'MON YOU ARTISTIC PEOPLE! TRY YOUR HAND AT DOING US SOME GRAPHICS. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN F.O.F.T AND COW DUNG?                 THERE ARE NO DIFFERENCES WHATSOEVER!             GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE OVERLANDERS , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


#173
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AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 173. WE ARE THE BEST SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST!  THANKS TO STAN THE MAN FOR THE ORIGINAL OF SNOOPY.         GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , THE POMPEY PIRATES , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


#173v2
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AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 173.  THIS SPECTRUM INTRO HAS BEEN MODIFIED TO RUN ON ALL STS SO DO A COPY FOR YOUR STE BUDDIES... WE ARE THE BEST SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST!  THANKS TO STAN THE MAN FOR THE ORIGINAL OF SNOOPY.         GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE OVERLANDERS , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , PSI , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


#174
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      THE SUB HUMANS ARE BACK . . . . . . . . .AUTOMATION DISK NO. 174 . . ALL 1 MEG FILES . . .HERE COMES NO. 200 .GRAPHICS BY EGB . . . CODING BY EGB . . .WHAT IS THIS TALK OF A WORLD RECORD LENGTH SCROLL BY SOME MEMBER OF AUTOMATION. YOU HAD BETTER WATCH OUT CAUSE THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY ARE WORKING ON THE ULTIMATE SCROLLY MESSAGE DEMO. HAVE YOU MANAGED TO GET A COPY OF THE SUB HUMANS LATEST WORK . . . FLAPS . . . A TRIPLE X RATED JOYSTICK WOBBLING GAME. ANYWAY I WOULD LIKE TO SAY HELLO TO A FEW PEOPLE . . . . . TO ALL MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION     HEY ANDY ARFLING PLEASE GET IN TOUCH.  HI TO MANTOR .. NICE MENUTHE MEDWAY BOYS THE CAREBEARS   THE REPLICANTS   MONTY   STAN THE MAN   PURSY   NIK FROM THE QUARTET   IAN.C   THE LIGHT TEAM   AND THE PYROTECHNICS. NOW THEN . . A LITTLE WARNING TO ALL SCROLL READERS  . . BEWARE OF TECHNO FORCE OR ELECTRIC BLUE ... POSSIBLY THE BIGGEST BUNCH OF LAMER TEXT CHANGERS EVER TO DARKEN THE FACE OF THIS PLANET. IF YOU SEE ANY OF THEIR DEMOS INTROS OR MENUS THEN BE AMAZED BY HOW MUCH OF IT IS RIPPED OFF. I MEAN WHO ELSE WOULD STOOP SO LOW AS TO PAY SOMEONE TO WRITE AN INTRO FOR THEM..... ANYHOW ENOUGH PRATTLING AND REMEMBER GENTLEMEN LETS BROADEN OUR MINDS..............................WRAP TIME...............


#174v2
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      THE SUB HUMANS ARE BACK . . . . . . . . .AUTOMATION DISK NO. 174 . . ALL 1 MEG FILES BAR WORLD DARTS . . . THE BORDER CODE NOW WORKS ON AN STE...   HERE COMES NO. 200 .GRAPHICS BY EGB . . . CODING BY EGB . . .WHAT IS THIS TALK OF A WORLD RECORD LENGTH SCROLL BY SOME MEMBER OF AUTOMATION. YOU HAD BETTER WATCH OUT CAUSE THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY ARE WORKING ON THE ULTIMATE SCROLLY MESSAGE DEMO. HAVE YOU MANAGED TO GET A COPY OF THE SUB HUMANS LATEST WORK . . . FLAPS . . . A TRIPLE X RATED JOYSTICK WOBBLING GAME. ANYWAY I WOULD LIKE TO SAY HELLO TO A FEW PEOPLE . . . . . TO ALL MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION     HEY ANDY ARFLING PLEASE GET IN TOUCH.  HI TO MANTOR .. NICE MENUTHE MEDWAY BOYS THE CAREBEARS   THE REPLICANTS   MONTY   STAN THE MAN   PURSY   NIK FROM THE QUARTET   IAN.C   THE LIGHT TEAM   AND THE PYROTECHNICS. NOW THEN . . A LITTLE WARNING TO ALL SCROLL READERS  . . BEWARE OF TECHNO FORCE OR ELECTRIC BLUE ... POSSIBLY THE BIGGEST BUNCH OF LAMER TEXT CHANGERS EVER TO DARKEN THE FACE OF THIS PLANET. IF YOU SEE ANY OF THEIR DEMOS INTROS OR MENUS THEN BE AMAZED BY HOW MUCH OF IT IS RIPPED OFF. I MEAN WHO ELSE WOULD STOOP SO LOW AS TO PAY SOMEONE TO WRITE AN INTRO FOR THEM..... ANYHOW ENOUGH PRATTLING AND REMEMBER GENTLEMEN LETS BROADEN OUR MINDS..............................WRAP TIME...............


#175
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 AUTOMATION DISK NO. 175 . . . .HERE COMES NO. 200 .    WHAT CAN I SAY.   I THOUGHT THERE WAS NOT MUCH OLD STUFF LEFT BUT SHARAZ HAS DUG DEEP TO FIND THIS SELECTION OF OLD CRAP.   GRAPHICS BY EGB . . . CODING BY EGB . . .       HI TO MANTOR .. NICE MENU   THE MEDWAY BOYS   THE CAREBEARS   THE REPLICANTS   MONTY   STAN THE MAN   PURSY   NIK FROM THE QUARTET   IAN.C   THE LIGHT TEAM   AND THE PYROTECHNICS. NOW THEN . . A LITTLE WARNING TO ALL SCROLL READERS  . . BEWARE OF TECHNO FORCE OR ELECTRIC BLUE ... POSSIBLY THE BIGGEST BUNCH OF LAMER TEXT CHANGERS EVER TO DARKEN THE FACE OF THIS PLANET. IF YOU SEE ANY OF THEIR DEMOS INTROS OR MENUS THEN BE AMAZED BY HOW MUCH OF IT IS RIPPED OFF. I MEAN WHO ELSE WOULD STOOP SO LOW AS TO PAY SOMEONE TO WRITE AN INTRO FOR THEM ..... ANYHOW ENOUGH PRATTLING AND REMEMBER GENTLEMEN LETS BROADEN OUR MINDS .............................. WRAP TIME ...............


#175v2
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  THIS MENU NOW RUNS PERFECTLY ON THE STE SO GIVE A COPY TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS SO THEY CAN SPREAD IT TO THOSE WITH AN STE. THIS MENU IS AVAILABLE FROM ALL GOOD SUPPLIERS. WE ARE ALSO REDOING A LOT OF OUR MEG PACKS TO RUN IN HLAF MEG SO LOOK OUT FOR THOSE DISKS TOO. READ ALL OUR SCROLLERS TO FIND OUT ANY UPDATE INFORMATION.   IF THERE IS ANYONE OUT THERE INTERESTED IN SETTING UP AN AUTOMATION BBS IN THE UK THEN GET IN TOUCH AS WE ARE LONG OVERDUE ON THE MODEM SCENE.       AUTOMATION DISK NO. 175 . . . .HERE COMES NO. 200 .    WHAT CAN I SAY.   I THOUGHT THERE WAS NOT MUCH OLD STUFF LEFT BUT SHARAZ HAS DUG DEEP TO FIND THIS SELECTION OF OLD CRAP.   GRAPHICS BY EGB . . . CODING BY EGB . . .       HI TO MANTOR .. NICE MENU   THE MEDWAY BOYS   THE CAREBEARS   THE REPLICANTS   MONTY   STAN THE MAN   PURSY   NIK FROM THE QUARTET   IAN.C   THE LIGHT TEAM   AND THE PYROTECHNICS. NOW THEN . . A LITTLE WARNING TO ALL SCROLL READERS  . . BEWARE OF TECHNO FORCE OR ELECTRIC BLUE ... POSSIBLY THE BIGGEST BUNCH OF LAMER TEXT CHANGERS EVER TO DARKEN THE FACE OF THIS PLANET. IF YOU SEE ANY OF THEIR DEMOS INTROS OR MENUS THEN BE AMAZED BY HOW MUCH OF IT IS RIPPED OFF. I MEAN WHO ELSE WOULD STOOP SO LOW AS TO PAY SOMEONE TO WRITE AN INTRO FOR THEM ..... ANYHOW ENOUGH PRATTLING AND REMEMBER GENTLEMEN LETS BROADEN OUR MINDS .............................. WRAP TIME ...............


#176
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 AUTOMATION DISK NO. 176 . . . .HERE COMES NO. 200 .        HI TO MANTOR .. NICE MENU   THE MEDWAY BOYS   THE CAREBEARS   THE REPLICANTS   MONTY   STAN THE MAN   PURSY   NIK FROM THE QUARTET   IAN.C   THE LIGHT TEAM   AND THE PYROTECHNICS. NOW THEN . . A LITTLE WARNING TO ALL SCROLL READERS  . . BEWARE OF TECHNO FORCE OR ELECTRIC BLUE ... POSSIBLY THE BIGGEST BUNCH OF LAMER TEXT CHANGERS EVER TO DARKEN THE FACE OF THIS PLANET. IF YOU SEE ANY OF THEIR DEMOS INTROS OR MENUS THEN BE AMAZED BY HOW MUCH OF IT IS RIPPED OFF. I MEAN WHO ELSE WOULD STOOP SO LOW AS TO PAY SOMEONE TO WRITE AN INTRO FOR THEM ..... ANYHOW ENOUGH PRATTLING AND REMEMBER GENTLEMEN LETS BROADEN OUR MINDS .............................. WRAP TIME ...............


#176v2
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ANCO STRIP POKER RUNS ON ONE POINT EIGHT TOS ONLY. THIS IS NOT OUR FAULT IT IS THE PROGRAMMERS FAULT. IT WAS ALSO WRITTEN BEFORE ATARI DECIDED TO BRING OUT REVISIONS OF THEIR MACHINE. THATS RIGHT TRAMIEL BOTCH THINGS UP FOR US ALL. HOWS ABOUT AN STE TRAMIEL OR MAYBE AN STG....  STJ...   ANYWAY YOU WILL THINK OF SOMETHING I AM SURE!    RIGHT COMPO TIME!  SEND YOUR ANSWERS TO ST FORMAT.  OK. WHAT WILL BE THE NAME OF THE  BOTCH UP ST LAUNCHED AFTER THE STE.    THIS MENU NOW RUNS FINE ON THE STE SO ASK ALL GOOD SUPPLIERS FOR ANY OF OUR MENUS THAT DID NOT RUN ON YOUR STE AS I AM WADING MY WAY THROUGH MENDING ALL THAT I CAN. WATCH OUT FOR OUR MENU OF STE COMPATIBLE MENUS OR THE MENUS THEMSELVES WITH INFO SUCH AS THIS ADDED ON TO THE FRONT OF THE SCROLLER.   AUTOMATION DISK NO. 176 . . . .       HI TO MANTOR .. NICE MENU   THE MEDWAY BOYS   THE CAREBEARS   THE REPLICANTS   MONTY   STAN THE MAN   PURSY  IAN.C   THE LIGHT TEAM   AND THE EMPIRE. NOW THEN . ...... ANYHOW ENOUGH PRATTLING AND REMEMBER GENTLEMEN LETS BROADEN OUR MINDS .............................. WRAP TIME ...............


#177
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HI THERE BOYS AND GIRLS!     WELCOME TO AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 177     MENU CODING AND MUSIC RIPPING BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY     GRAPHICS BY V2.1     AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF...   WAS (NOT WAS)   -   THE L.S.D   -   SHARAZ JEK   -   NEIL OF COR BLIMEY (ME!)   -   THE UN-NAMEABLES   -   THE B.B.C   -   VAPOUR   AND   IAN.C     GREETINGS ARE SENT TO...   THE REPLICANTS (HI COBRA! SEE YOU SOON!)   -   THE CAREBEARS   -   THE OVERLANDERS   AND   THE MEDWAY BOYS     WELL, THAT'S ENOUGH TEXT FOR NOW, SEE YOU ON THE NEXT MENU! BYEEEEEEE.......      


#178
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AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER SPOT THE GOOD GAME . . . DID SOMEONE SAY GOOD GAME? WHAT'S HE ON?   26 NOVEMBER 1989 . . . OK FOLKS! NOW IT'S TIME FOR A SPELLING TEST. SPELL LAMERS . . . THOSE OF YOU WHO SPELT IT F.O.F.T MAY GO TO THE TOP OF THE CLASS.  AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO GOT IT WRONG . . . YOU ARE SENTENCED TO THREE HOURS PLAYTIME OF ST-HACK! SO REMEMBER! SPELL LAMERS CORRECTLY OR PLAY ST-HACK! GREETINGS TO THE REPLICANTS . . THE LIGHT TEAM . . STAN THE MAN . . MONTY . . PURSY . . NIK FROM THE QUARTET . . KAM . . BIRDY . . THE MEDWAY BOYS . . THE CAREBEARS . . THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY.  PLEASE DON'T ABBREVIATE THIS!     BYE FROM VAPOUR OR SHOULD I SAY WAS (NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HACKING ANYMORE) BUT SINCE I'VE MASTERED THE ART OF DODGING FLYING POTS AND PANS . . . WHAT THE HELL! OUCH! . . . WHERE WOULD AUTOMATION BE WITHOUT ME?   WHO WOULD FIX YOUR DUFF DISKS WHEN I AM GONE? WHY IS NEIL NOT DOING ANYMORE HACKING TILL AFTER CHRISTMAS? WHERE HAS OZZWALD VANISHED TO AND WHY HAS HE SOLD HIS ST? WILL SOMEONE PLEASE SEND SHARAZ JEK SOME NEW TITLES TO HACK AND PACK! WHY IS ANDY THE ARFLING NOT USING HIS MACHINE? OR RATHER! WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?   ALL THESE QUESTIONS AND MANY MORE WILL NEVER BE ANSWERED IN AN AUTOMATION SCROLLER . . . SO KEEP ON WONDERING!


#179
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 AUTOMATION DISK NO. 179 . . . . HERE ARE SOME MORE INTERESTING GAMES FOR CHANGE . . . WELL INTERESTING COMPARED TO SOME OF OUR LAST MENUS . . .HERE COMES NO. 200 .        HI TO THE MEDWAY BOYS   THE CAREBEARS   THE REPLICANTS   MONTY   STAN THE MAN   PURSY   NIK FROM THE QUARTET   IAN.C   THE LIGHT TEAM   AND THE PYROTECHNICS. NOW THEN . . A LITTLE WARNING TO ALL SCROLL READERS  . . BEWARE OF TECHNO FORCE OR ELECTRIC BLUE ... POSSIBLY THE BIGGEST BUNCH OF LAMER TEXT CHANGERS EVER TO DARKEN THE FACE OF THIS PLANET. IF YOU SEE ANY OF THEIR DEMOS INTROS OR MENUS THEN BE AMAZED BY HOW MUCH OF IT IS RIPPED OFF. I MEAN WHO ELSE WOULD STOOP SO LOW AS TO PAY SOMEONE TO WRITE AN INTRO FOR THEM ..... ANYHOW ENOUGH PRATTLING AND REMEMBER GENTLEMEN LETS BROADEN OUR MINDS .............................. WRAP TIME ...............


#179v2
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THIS MENU HAS BEEN FIXED TO RUN PROPERLY ON THE STE SO MAKE SURE YOU PASS IT ON TO THOSE POOR STE OWNERS. WATCH OUT FOR ALL OUR MENUS BEING FIXED FOR THE STE AND REMEMBER TO THANK VAPOUR FOR THIS AS I COULD BE HACKING A MEGA TITLE INSTEAD OF REDOING OUR MENUS. THERE ARE LOADS TO DO. IN FACT AROUND 100 MENUS TO FIX BUT I AM DETERMINED TO GET THEM DONE. SLAGGINGS TO ATARI WHO ALWAYS SEEM TO PIDDLE ABOUT WITH THEIR MACHINES. REMEMBER THE XL. WELL I HAD AN 800 AND I HAD TO FIX LOADS OF XL GAMES TO RUN ON MY 800. WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING AT ATARI. WHEN WILL YOU GET IT RIGHT FIRST TIME AND LEAVE YOUR MACHINES ALONE.     OH YEAH. MY FIRST VERSION OF MANIAC MANSION WAS STILL PROTECTED BY PASSWORDS PART WAY INTO THE GAME. I DID NOT KNOW THIS AT THE TIME. WHAT A BUMMER. HOWEVER I SOON RECTIFIED THIS SO MAKE SURE THIS VERSION OF DISK 179 MAKES ITS WAY TO ALL THE CORNERS OF THE GLOBE.   AUTOMATION DISK NO. 179 . . . . HERE ARE SOME MORE INTERESTING GAMES FOR CHANGE . . . WELL INTERESTING COMPARED TO SOME OF OUR LAST MENUS . . .HERE COMES NO. 200 .        HI TO THE MEDWAY BOYS   THE CAREBEARS   THE REPLICANTS   MONTY   STAN THE MAN   PURSY   NIK FROM THE QUARTET   IAN.C   THE LIGHT TEAM   AND THE EMPIRE. NOW THEN . . A LITTLE WARNING TO ALL SCROLL READERS  . . BEWARE OF TECHNO FORCE OR ELECTRIC BLUE ... POSSIBLY THE BIGGEST BUNCH OF LAMER TEXT CHANGERS EVER TO DARKEN THE FACE OF THIS PLANET. IF YOU SEE ANY OF THEIR DEMOS INTROS OR MENUS THEN BE AMAZED BY HOW MUCH OF IT IS RIPPED OFF. I MEAN WHO ELSE WOULD STOOP SO LOW AS TO PAY SOMEONE TO WRITE AN INTRO FOR THEM ..... ANYHOW ENOUGH PRATTLING AND REMEMBER GENTLEMEN LETS BROADEN OUR MINDS .............................. WRAP TIME ...............


#180
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 AUTOMATION DISK NO. 180 . . . . NAVY MOVES WAS PACKED NEARLY THREE MONTHS AGO BUT SOMEBODY  NEVER GOT AROUND TO USING IT UP. I WONDER WHO THAT WAS RICK.  I WISH I COULD PACK PROGRAM FILES.     HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE IDIOT PROOF UTILITY CALLED THUNDER (TIMELORDS USE IT).    HERE ARE SOME MORE INTERESTING GAMES FOR CHANGE . . . WELL INTERESTING COMPARED TO SOME OF OUR LAST MENUS . . .HI TO THE CAREBEARS   THE REPLICANTS   MONTY   STAN THE MAN   PURSY   NIK FROM THE QUARTET   IAN.C   THE LIGHT TEAM   AND THE PYROTECHNICS. ................... WRAP TIME ...............


#180v2
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THIS MENU NOW WORKS FINE ON THE STE SO PLEASE SPREAD IT TO ALL YOUR CONTACTS INCLUDING THOSE WHO DO NOT HAVE AN STE SO THAT THEY TOO CAN SPREAD OUR STE FIXED DISKS. REMEMBER! YOU CAN OBTAIN ALL OUR MENUS FROM ALL GOOD SUPPLIERS.   WE ALSO HAVE ANOTHER PROJECT UNDERWAY WHICH IS TO FIX MOST OF OUR MEG ONLY TITLES TO WORK IN 512K SO ASK FOR THESE ALSO.   AUTOMATION DISK NO. 180 . . . . NAVY MOVES WAS PACKED NEARLY THREE MONTHS AGO BUT SOMEBODY  NEVER GOT AROUND TO USING IT UP. I WONDER WHO THAT WAS RICK.  I WISH I COULD PACK PROGRAM FILES.     HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE IDIOT PROOF UTILITY CALLED THUNDER. THE TIMELORDS USE IT.    HERE ARE SOME MORE INTERESTING GAMES FOR CHANGE . . . WELL INTERESTING COMPARED TO SOME OF OUR LAST MENUS . . .HI TO THE CAREBEARS   THE REPLICANTS   MONTY   STAN THE MAN   PURSY   NIK FROM THE QUARTET   IAN.C   THE LIGHT TEAM   AND THE EMPIRE. ................... WRAP TIME ...............

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#181
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 AUTOMATION DISK NO. 181 . . . . ONE OF OUR BETTER DISKS HERE ALTHOUGH I MUST APOLOGISE FOR THE  LACK OF INTERESTING SCROLLERS BUT IT IS HARD TO WRITE A GOOD  SCROLLTEXT WHEN YOU ARE PRODUCING SO MANY MENUS OVER A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME.  I WISH I COULD PACK PROGRAM FILES!     HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE IDIOT PROOF UTILITY CALLED THUNDER (TIMELORDS USE IT)!    HERE ARE SOME MORE INTERESTING GAMES FOR CHANGE . . . WELL INTERESTING COMPARED TO SOME OF OUR LAST MENUS . . .HI TO THE CAREBEARS   THE REPLICANTS   MONTY   STAN THE MAN   PURSY   NIK FROM THE QUARTET   IAN.C   THE LIGHT TEAM   AND THE PYROTECHNICS. ................... WRAP TIME ...............


#181v2
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 THIS MENU NOW RUNS ON THE STE THANKS TO VAPOUR. I HAVE STARTD TO FIX ALL OUR MENUS FOR THE STE SO ASK AROUND FOR THEM. THIS IS PHASE ONE WHICH MEANS I HAVE FIXED ALL THE MENUS WITH THIS SCROLLER. SOME WITH THIS SCROLLER DID ACTUALLY WORK BUT THE ONES I HAD TO FIX ARE AS FOLLOWS... 174  175  176  179  180  181  AND  183. YOU CAN GET THEM FROM ALL GOOD SUPPLIERS.   AUTOMATION DISK NO. 181 . . . . ONE OF OUR BETTER DISKS HERE ALTHOUGH I MUST APOLOGISE FOR THE  LACK OF INTERESTING SCROLLERS BUT IT IS HARD TO WRITE A GOOD  SCROLLTEXT WHEN YOU ARE PRODUCING SO MANY MENUS OVER A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME.  I WISH I COULD PACK PROGRAM FILES     HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE IDIOT PROOF UTILITY CALLED THUNDER. THE TIMELORDS USE IT.    HERE ARE SOME MORE INTERESTING GAMES FOR A CHANGE . . . WELL INTERESTING COMPARED TO SOME OF OUR LAST MENUS . . .HI TO THE CAREBEARS   THE REPLICANTS   MONTY   STAN THE MAN   PURSY   NIK FROM THE QUARTET   IAN.C   THE LIGHT TEAM   AND THE EMPIRE. ................... WRAP TIME ...............


#182
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AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 182. PRESS SPACE FOR DESKTOP. NOTHING INTERESTING ON THIS DISK SO HOW ABOUT READING THE SCROLL. GAMES ON THE DISK ARE GATEWAY . . TOP SECRET . . WHEELS OF FORTUNE . . OR THE SUN AND TIMES CROSSWORDS . .       I BET YOU WISH YOU COULD PLAY THE PICTURE!   WE ARE THE BEST SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST!         GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , THE POMPEY PIRATES , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


#183
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 AUTOMATION DISK NO. 183 . . . . HERE ARE SOME MORE DESKTOP GOODIES FOR YOU. A COUPLE OF WAR GAMES FOR YOU STRATEGY FREAKS. NOT MY CUP OF TEA. SPEAKING OF TEA.      RAMEEEEEEESH.      I WISH I COULD PACK PROGRAM FILES     HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE IDIOT PROOF UTILITY CALLED THUNDER (TIMELORDS USE IT)    HERE ARE SOME MORE INTERESTING GAMES FOR CHANGE . . . WELL INTERESTING COMPARED TO SOME OF OUR LAST MENUS . . .HI TO THE CAREBEARS   THE REPLICANTS   MONTY   STAN THE MAN   PURSY   NIK FROM THE QUARTET   IAN.C   THE LIGHT TEAM   AND THE PYROTECHNICS. ................... WRAP TIME ...............


#183v2
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 HELLO STE DUDES... SAY THANK YOU TO VAPOUR FOR FIXING THE TIMING IN THE INTERUPTS. PLEASE SPREAD THIS DISK TO ALL YOUR CONTACTS. THIS DISK WAS ORIGINALLY RELEASED BY MISTAKE.  WHEN I SAY MISTAKE I MEAN DO YOU KNOW THE GUY WHO ROUTES THROUGH YOUR DISK BOX AND COPIES ANYTHING THAT LOOKS INTERESTING? THE REASON WHY IT SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN RELEASED WAS BECAUSE OZZWALD DID NOT DO A VERY GOOD JOB ON DEMONS WINTER AS WHEN YOU WENT TO SEA THE SPRITES WERE CORRUPTED SO I WAS AWAITING ANOTHER COPY TO BE ABLE TO FIX THIS BEFORE I RELEASED THE MENU. ANYWAY THE PROBLEM WAS NOT CORRUPT GRAPHICS BUT MERELY THE WRONG TYPE OF TRAP 1 FILE LOADER WHICH DEPACKED THE ODD FILE INCORRECTLY. THIS VERSION SHOULD BE ALRIGHT NOW.......     AUTOMATION DISK NO. 183 . . . . HERE ARE SOME MORE DESKTOP GOODIES FOR YOU. A COUPLE OF WAR GAMES FOR YOU STRATEGY FREAKS. NOT MY CUP OF TEA. SPEAKING OF TEA.      RAMEEEEEEESH.      I WISH I COULD PACK PROGRAM FILES     HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE IDIOT PROOF UTILITY CALLED THUNDER. THE TIMELORDS USE IT.    HERE ARE SOME MORE INTERESTING GAMES FOR CHANGE . . . WELL INTERESTING COMPARED TO SOME OF OUR LAST MENUS . . .HI TO THE CAREBEARS   THE REPLICANTS   MONTY   STAN THE MAN   PURSY   NIK FROM THE QUARTET   IAN.C   THE LIGHT TEAM   AND THE MEDWAY BOYS. ................... WRAP TIME ...............


#183v3
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HELLO, AND WELCOME TO THIS RE-ISSUE...  THIS IS THE THIRD TIME OUT FOR THIS DISK....   THE FIRST WAS THE COMPLETELY KNACKERED VERSION WITH BOTH TITLES DUFF, THE SECOND WAS THE RE-ISSUE ALONG WITH THE STE UPDATES, AND NOW A FULLY FUNCTIONING VERSION!   THAT'S ENOUGH FOR THIS DISK, I THINK, SO WRAP!      AUTOMATION CD 183 - THIS DISK IS NOW (AT LAST) FULLY FUNTIONAL, WITH BOTH TITLES FIXED AND RUNNING AS THEY SHOULD....   CREDITS... DEMON'S WINTER BOTCHED BY OZZWALD AND FIXED BY VAPOUR    DIVE BOMBER BOTCHED BY VAPOUR AND FIXED BY DISASTER ZONE    WHO SAID WE DON'T ADMIT TO OUR MISTAKES....    MUSIC RIPPED BY LOW LIFE   PICTURE BY WAYNE   CODE BY DISASTER ZONE    WRAP!    


#184
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  vwxyz{ 184 vwxyz{        ONE MEG FILES!     IMPORTANT!! - YOU CANNOT PLAY ROCKET RANGER WITHOUT FIRST OBTAINING A PRINT OUT OF THE DOC FILE ON THIS DISK!!       WHY?         WELL, SUPPOSE YOU WERE IN AMERICA AND YOU WANTED TO FLY TO THE ATLANTIC, YOU WOULD LOOK AT U.S.A. DOWN THE SIDE OF THE GRID AND ATLANTIC ALONG THE TOP AND COME UP WITH THE NUMBER 26. THIS IS THE AMOUNT OF FUEL YOU WOULD LOAD INTO YOUR BACKPACK. AS YOU CAN PROBABLY SEE, THE GAME WORKS OUT WHERE YOU WANT TO GO TO FROM YOUR CURRENT LOCATION AND THE AMOUNT OF FUEL YOU ENTERED.     I CAN STRONGLY RECOMEND HAVING AN ATLAS IN FRONT OF YOU IF YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR GEOGRAPHY!!    THAT IS THE REASON FOR THE DOC FILE....        IF YOU THINK I JUST COPPED OUT WITH THE EASY OPTION, THEN THINK AGAIN!  I (abc) DON'T DO THIS!  CHECK OUT MY 'LAST CRUSADE' ON CD 124 AND COMPARE IT WITH THE OTHER LAME VERSIONS WITH THE PROTECTED LEVEL TWO STILL IN THEM!!          ALL CODING BY abc     DIGI-PIC BY SIMON     MUSIC BY CHRISPY NOODLE OF THE ghi (RIPPED FROM A ghi MENU)     FONT BY abc AND NEIL.E      GREETS GO TO:-   THE REST OF vwxyz{    def (WHERE ARE YOU?)   ghi (SORRY FOR RIPPING YOUR MUSIC, BUT IT IS SO GOOD!!)   mno (NICE CODING ON 168)   pqr (SPEEDY MENU DELIVERIES)   stu (HAVE A WARM CHRISTMAS!)   AND DACK (WITHOUT YOUR NEW TRAP THIS GAME WOULD NOT BE POSSIBLE!!), COL, BRI, MAL, BOB, NEIL.E, CHRIS.E, DEAN, MIKE, MARK, SIMON, MIKE.W, MERLIN, K.K.K., THE TEN (STRANGE NAME, GUYS!), THE REPLICANTS, TCB, TEX AND THE REST OF THE UNION, THE MEDWAY BOYS, AND ANYONE ELSE WHO IS WATCHING.......      WHY DON'T DACK OR MYSELF EVER GET GREETED?       HERE ARE SOME CODES FOR ROCK 'N' ROLL ON vwxyz{ 166    TYPE 'COUNTRY' TO ENTER THE MUSIC PLAYER MENU....      ENTER 'RAINBOW ARTS' TO ENTER THE CHEAT COMMAND LINE.    ALL THE LEVELS HAVE A NUMERIC CODE....  HERE'S TWO - YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO WORK OUT THE REST FROM THEM.....     LEVEL 3:  03XX2010XX30       REPEAT..    LEVEL 3:  03XX2010XX30       AND....       LEVEL 24:  24XX2598XX42       REPEAT..    LEVEL 24:  24XX2598XX42       THERE...... HOPE THAT HELPS...   (I (abc) LOVE THIS GAME!!)         ------------->  MESSAGE REPEATS  ------------->          


#184v2
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YO! LAMERS!    THIS IS THE 512K VERSION OF CD 184!    ULTRALOAD 3.0 IS (C) 1990 DACK/EGB AND IS AN AUTOMATION ONLY PRODUCTION...   (WORTH A BLOODY SIDE MORE THAN RETALIATOR WHICH WE HAD ANYWAY, DORK MEGA DICKHEAD! - GOL -CAN- CRACK, SO STICK THAT UP YOUR MODEM!)    WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS WHY DEREK DID NOT COME AND TELL ME WHAT HE TOLD DACK!!!!!        I MEAN I WAS AT THE SHOW FOR A GOOD HOUR AFTER I GOT HIS MESSAGE FROM XERUD AND I SAW YOU TOOO MANY TIMES!!!!!! WELL ALL I CAN SAY IS CHECKOUT CD286 ALTHOUGH THE VERSION WE USED IS NOT MINE I STILL DID IT AND I HAVE SEVERAL COPIES TO PROVE IT (THE LAW WILL VERIFY THAT!)    AND I MIGHT SEND YOU A COPY SO YOU CAN USE IT ON YOUR OWN MENUS SO LONG AS YOU CREDIT ME WITH THE HACK!!!!!! (GOT ANYONE TO DO RAW DATA FOR YOU YET . . . .) WELL I AM GOING NOW AS WE HAVE SOME MORE 512K (UPGRADES NOT NEEDED) USING ULTRALOAD 3.0 (YES VAPOUR WE HAVE GIVEN UP USING VERSION II - SEEING AS THOUGH IT IS SO CRAP!!!!! RACE YOU TO A 512K (FULLY PACKED) PIRATES!) ....... WELL IT IS WRAP TIME....   CODE BY THE LAW......  MUSIC BY CHRISPY NOODLE.....      


#185
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WELCOME TO vwxyz{ DISK 185     BROUGHT TO YOU BY abc AND DACK OF jkl    CODING OF THIS PSYCHO MENU BY abc , WITH A PIC BY MERLIN , WHILE ALL THIS MINDLESS DRIVEL IS BEING BROUGHT TO YOU BY DACK.(ME-GOSH I FINALLY GET TO DO A SCROLL OF MY OWN)            LOW CALORIE, SOFT FLUFFY MARSHMALLOW GREETINGS GO TO abc (COO - THANX DACK!!), def , NEIL.L , stu ,ghi , mno  AND pqr       SUGAR FROSTED WITH A HINT OF LEMON GREETINGS TO MEDWAY BOYS (EVEN IF GAMECRACKER III IS PROCOPY WITH A SEARCH ROUTINE), REPLICANTS, MCA, TEX, CAREBEARS AND PSEUDO-OPS(AMIGA)         ADDED-ON-AS-AN-AFTERTHOUGHT-COS-I-KNOW-THEM GREETINGS TO MORAY IN SUNNY KINLOSS (ALONG WITH THE KOMPUTER KLUB - SEND MORE PICCIES), DEAN (EVEN STEVE......JUST),CHRIS, PETE,STEVE,MARK(2),JOE (IN WALES),KEITH (I WILL GET IN TOUCH SOON) AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST (WELL MAYBE LEAST) STEVE.L (SEE YOU AT CHRISTMAS). (ALSO S.A.S. GET IN TOUCH WITH MARK)         LASTLY THE PERSON-I-WANT-TO-HAVE-BABIES-BY GREETING GOES TO..... (DO YOU REALLY CARE?) I MEAN YOU HAVE ONLY READ THIS FAR TO SEE IF YOU HAVE BEEN MENTIONED..... REALLY... YOU SLAVE AWAY OVER A RED HOT COMPUTER DAY IN DAY OUT, TYPING AWAY, TRYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING INTERESTING TO SAY AND WHAT? YOU JUST GET CHUCKED AWAY AT THE END OF A MENU WHERE NO-ONE EVER LOOKS.....WHERE WAS I..OH YES..THE GREETINGS GO TO SHARON (WISH I WAS GOING TO SINGAPORE TOO)..         THE CAFFINE-FREE-DIET-COKE FLAVOURED GREETINGS (HAVE YOU EVER TRIED DRINKING THAT STUFF!!!!!!) GO TO NEW COMPUTER EXPRESS FOR PREACHING ABOUT CRACKING WHILE AT THE SAME TIME GIVING YOU TIPS ON IT IN THEIR COMPANION MAGAZINE ST-FORMAT!!! THEIR CURRENT WE-ARE-SO-HOLY-WE-DARE-NOT-LOOK-DOWN-IN-CASE-WE-SEE-OUR-NETHER-REGIONS ATTITUDE DEFIES BELIEF! THEY ARE NOT GOING TO REVIEW PUBLIC DOMAIN DEMOS BY CRACKING GROUPS BECAUSE IT JUST GIVES THE GROUPS PUBLICITY....HMMM..ISNT THIS WHAT THE BEEB TRIED WITH RELAX BY FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD?...ANYWAY BACK TO THE NEWS..BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS AUTOHACK II.6 WILL BE UP AND RUNNING (ITS A FOLLOW ON FROM AUTOHACK IN THE W.C.A. DAYS). AUTOHACK II DEPROTECTS ROB NORTHEN PROGRAMS-FULLY. SO FAR ITS WORKED WITH F-16 (COMING SOON (YES, I BELIEVE YOU (abc EDIT HERE!)), WATERLOO, STUNTCAR RACER, TIMESCANNER AND HARD DRIVIN. IT SAVES THEM OUT AS RUNNABLE PROGRAMS AND MAY BE RELEASED INTO THE PUBLIC DOMAIN (TO BE DECIDED).THE PROBLEM WITH THESE PROGRAMS IS THAT AS SOON AS THEY ARE RELEASED THEN THEY ARE OUT OF DATE 'COS NASTY MR. NORTHEN SIMPLY ALTERS A FEW BYTES TO STOP IT WORKING (SEE GAMECRACKER III FOR AN EXAMPLE). THE OTHER MAJOR PROGRAM DEVELOPMENT IS CALLED ULTRALOAD (OR MAYBE UNILOAD II) AND ALLOWS US TO PACK ALL THESE MULTI FILE PROGRAMS-THE FIRST TO USE IT WAS ROCKET RANGER ON DISK 184 - IT CAN SLOW DOWN LOADING BUT MEANS MORE PROGRAMS CAN BE MADE TO RUN IN HALF MEG... ITS GOING TO BE RE-WRITTEN AGAIN SOON SO AS TO CUT DOWN ON THE DISK ACCESSES TOO. (NOW IF ONLY I COULD GET IT WORKING WITH OZZ'S W.D. DISK LOADER...HMM..)...THE FINAL THING THAT WILL APPEAR ON A MENU SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE AND IS (TOOT-DE-TOOT AND OTHER MUSICAL SOUND EFFECTS) THE PROFFESIONAL FISH-TANK SIMULATOR.....I DONT BELIEVE I'M WRITING IT EITHER BUT WHAT THE HECK...YES IT SIMULATES A FISH TANK! AND .......WELL THATS IT ACTUALLY!  WORK IS ALREADY UNDERWAY AND SHOULD BE FINISHED SOMETIME IN THE NEW YEAR....THATS ALL FOR NOW (ALMOST) SO THIS IS DACK SIGNING OFF....BEFORE I GO THERE IS JUST THE WHERE-ARE-THEY-NOW GREETINGS WHICH ARE DEDICATED TO CRACKERS THAT SEEM TO HAVE VANISHED...IF THEY ARE STILL AROUND THEN GET IN TOUCH GUYS....    THEY ARE 007, KAM, PEDRO AND TGA, ZAPHOD, PSI AND CHAOS INC...GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN......MERRY XMAS TO ALL OUR READERS.....DONT BUY THE SUN.....BUY LATIN QUARTER LPS....LETS WRAP..........   OH NO YOU DON'T....   I , abc , WANT A FEW WORDS....    I HAVE JUST SEEN POMPEY PIRATES DISK 18 AND IF THEY DON'T WANT A SLAGGING WAR THEY ARE GOING ABOUT IT THE WRONG WAY...   WE DON'T SLAG OFF ALL NEW GROUPS, BUT WE DO WONDER ABOUT CREWS THAT HAVE THE GUTS (OR LACK OF COMMON SENCE) TO HAVE A GO AT US!)...  I MEAN CAN YOU POSSIBLY SEE ANY OTHER CREW CATCHING US UP...  NO NEITHER CAN I...  ALSO, ONLY PACKING THE NEWER STUFF IS A BIT OF A WASTE OF TIME 'COS YOU'LL STILL HAVE LOADS OF DISKS LEFT..  ANYWAY, WITH US ON ABOUD CD 190 AS I WRITE, YOU ARE THE CHILDISH ONES WITH APPROX 20!!   ASK YOU MOMMIES AND DADDIES ABOUT THUNDER - I'M SURE THEY KNOW WHAT CRAP IS  - EVEN IF YOU DON'T!!   HI TO A NEW CREW (I'VE JUST HEARD OF) CALLED THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK - YOU GUYS HAVE THE GUTS TO ADMIT YOU DON'T HACK ALL YOUR SOFTWARE - GOOD ON YA!!)....    ALSO HI TO ALL THE PEOPLE DACK MENTIONED, PLUS COL,BOB,MAL,BRI,NEIL.E,CHRIS.E,WAYNE,IAN.C (SORRY - I FORGOT TO PUT YOU ON THE MEMBERS LIST ON SOME OF THE CD'S - OOOPS - WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN!!), DEAN, SIMON, MIKE, MARK AND THE MEDWAY BOYS.    REAL WARP SOON....   WASN'T THIS A LONG SCROLLTEXT....      BYEEEEEEEEE.......    


#186
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  vwxyz{ 186 vwxyz{        HALF MEG FILES!     + AND - SPEED CONTROLS BACK BY DEMAND!!!     LOOKS LIKE SANTA GOT WHAT HE ASKED FOR!!   I HOPE YOU DO TOO......    (HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD???)      abc OF THE UN-NAMEABLES IS HERE AGAIN (ANOTHER THREE IN A ROW!!)     HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS PICTURE?    IT WAS DRAWN FOR US BY TUCKER, AND I HAVE AT LEAST EIGHTEEN MORE OF HIS PICTURES TO USE UP ON FUTURE CD'S - SO MANY THANX MUST GO TO HIM (I WAS RUNNING OUT!!)    IMPORTANT:  CD 63 HAS BEEN RE-ISSUED WITH AN EXTRA GAME......   BORDOM CITY COMING......      GREETS GO TO:-   THE REST OF vwxyz{    def (PLEASE PHONE ME SOON!!)   ghi (BACK AT LAST!! - WELL WORTH THE WAIT!!)   mno (NICE CODING ON 168 / 177)   pqr (SPEEDY MENU DELIVERIES)   stu (HAVE A WARM CHRISTMAS!)   IAN.C (NICE PICTURES - SORRY FOR LEAVING YOU OFF THE MEMBERS STATUS!!)   AND DACK (YOUR TRAP CODE IS EXCEPTIONAL (PUN INTENDED!!)), COL, BRI, MAL, BOB, NEIL.E, CHRIS.E, DEAN, I.R.S. (THANX FOR THE GREET - LOOK OUT FOR THEIR DEMO! VERY GOOD FOR A STOS DEMO - IT WILL BE RELEASED SOON - JUST AFTER I FINISH PACKING IT FOR THEM IN FACT!!), SIMON, MIKE.W, MERLIN, TUCKER, K.K.K., THE TEN (STRANGE NAME, GUYS!), THE REPLICANTS, TCB, TEX AND THE REST OF THE UNION, THE MEDWAY BOYS, THE POMPEY PIRATES, GUARDIANS OF LOGIK AND ANYONE ELSE WHO IS WATCHING.......      THAT'S YOUR LOT FOR THIS MENU......      A MERRY vwxyz{ CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL.........  (EVEN MR. NORTHEN - IT IS THE SEASON OF GOODWILL!!!)      


#187
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WELCOME TO vwxyz{ MENU 187......     KEYS: PLUS AND MINUS ON KEYPAD FOR SPEED     ZERO (TOP ROW) FOR 50/60 HERTZ      HERE ARE TWO MORE OLDIES FOR YOUR BLANK BOX.....    UNLESS YOU ARE INTO MORE THAN ARCADE GAMES THAT IS....   THIS IS THE FIRST DISK TO BE REALEASED AT THE FIRST (AND PROBABLY LAST!) UN-NAMEABLES-BRING-A-BOTTLE-OF-COKE-COPY-PARTY....   PHILL WHERE'S YOUR BOTTLE???     (PAUSE WHILE PHILL COMES TO KEYBOARD....   PLOD....   THUMP....  ) HEY! WOW! MY FIRST SCROLLY THINGY! OH DEAR I'VE ALREADY RUN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY, OH,  THE ART IS FROM AN ORIGINAL BY JAMIE HEWLETT IN DEADLINE, BYE BYE. .....HI COL....      (YES THE GREETS WILL APPEAR EVERY SO OFTEN JUST TO KEEP YOU ON YOUR TOES).....        HI MORAY......SEE WHAT I MEAN...(PRIORITY 7 INTERRUPT - DEAR CHRISPY NOODLE PHILL SAYS THE ART IS ON ITS WAY - THE LAW SAYS: WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO PHONE?...BCLR.B #0,SCROLLTEXT...RTI)       .....HI REPLICANTS.....    HEY, DEAN, GUESS WHO HAS GOT CHAOS??? (COMING SOON GUYS....)       PLEASE NOTE WE COULD HAVE GOT GUNSHIP SMALLER BUT THEN IT WOULD HAVE NEEDED 1MEG...THE SAME FOR KILLDOZERS (EVEN IF IT IS MORE DOZE THAN KILL)....WHOOPS SORRY...BUT THE COKE IS STARTING TO TAKE ITS LEGENDARY EFFECT..THE LAW HAS JUST BROKEN THE RECORD FOR PLAYING SYNCHROGUSH....(SEE NEXT MENU FOR DETAILS)..WHILE IM HOPING MY UNDERWEAR IS GOING TO REMAIN INTACT - FART! (GOD, STOP IT) -........ HI UNION........   TO BE CONTINUED ON AUTOMATION 188......       OH YES... HI ERAWTFOS REWES...(IN JOKE)..GOSH ITS COLD HERE AT TUN H.Q...TIME TO THROW ANOTHER KYLIE MINOGUE ON THE FIRE...  WE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY....    IF WE DUST HER THIGHS FIRST WOULD WE FIND JASON DONOVANS FINGERPRINTS???.......  COME ON PHILL, HURRY UP WITH THIS PIC!!!....(SOUND OF WHIP CRACKING BUT I CANT SPELL KITTTZZCH AND WE DON'T HAVE A BBC SOUND FX TAPE...)..ANYHOW..HI BOB, STEVE,PETE,KKK,MAL,MERLIN,TUCKER,IRS,SIMON (SIMPLE? - THAT WAS DACK, NOT THE LAW),THE ORIGINAL SNOT GOBBLER,BIRDY,SCC,...OH ALRIGHT AND THE MEDWAY BOYS, BUT I DRAW THE LINE WITH THE POMPEY PIRATES..........   TIME TO WRAP AFTER ALL THIS (INSERT YOUR OWN WORD WHICH RHYMES WITH WRAP)......BYE..BYE..SEE YOU ALL LATER....   THE LAW (CODING + DRIVEL)..... DACK (MINDLESS DRIVEL).... AND PHILL (GRAFIX AND FONT).....    


#188
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WELCOME TO vwxyz{ MENU 188...... (OR 187 CONT.)     KEYS: PLUS AND MINUS ON KEYPAD FOR SPEED     ZERO (TOP ROW) FOR 50/60 HERTZ                                  COCA-COLA KILLS GUT CELLS.....     HARD DRIVIN IS 512K AND WILL RUN EXTRA DATA DISKS WITHOUT US HAVING TO PROCESS THEM FIRST...    THIS IS SHORT 'COS WE ARE FED UP......       WHY IS IT THAT WHEN WE PACK GAMES THEY NEVER SEEM TO FIT ONTO DISKS WITH LESS THAN 10K FREE....  OR THEY TAKE UP 830K AND WON'T FIT AT ALL!!!     WE HAVE THE FOLLOWING READY, BUT CAN'T BLOODY FIT THEM ON A DISK... (YET!! - MAYBE TOMORROW - OH, YES, IT IS TOMORROW!!!)     RED-STORM RISING (ONE MEG), CONFLICT IN EUROPE (ONE MEG) AND POWERPLAY (512K).....    GREETING TO:-        THE REPLICANTS, THE UNION, THE BLADERUNNERS, THE MEDWAY BOYS, THE POMPEY PIRATES (JUST), THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK, SEWER SOFTWARE, EMPIRE, BIRDY.......      COL,BRI,MAL,NEIL,DEAN,MERLIN,I.R.S.,SIMON,XERID,MORAY,MAL,KKK,AND NOT DEREK FROM MAL......PHILL WENT HOME EIGHT AND A HALF HOURS AGO.....    JUST A QUICK WORD HERE FROM DACK...........SPEEDY...THERE THATS PRETTY QUICK....ANYWAY ITS SEEMS THAT A PERSON MENTIONED SEVERAL MENUS AGO IS SELLING OUR (AND OTHER CREWS) MENUS......HMM..I CANT GUESS WHO THAT COULD BE (I BET YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN THOUGH CHILDEN.... DONT YOU)....ANYWAY THE APOLOGY ON 169 IS NOW RECINDED......THE END.....AND THEY ALL WENT BACK TO THE BIG PUMPKIN HOUSE AND LIVED HAPPILY(ISH) EVER AFTER.......P.S. SLAMING A PHONE DOWN COULD DAMAGE YOUR MODEM OR YOUR REPUTATION.....P.P.S THIS SCROLL WAS WRITTEN AFTER 12 PINTS OF COKE AND A BEEF CURRY PLEASE EXCUSE THE SPOOLING...SORRY SPELLIN(AS IN HARD DRIVIN).....THE REAL END.............RED RUM BACKWARDS SPELLS MURDER DONTCHA KNOW....LETS WRAP........HONEST.....       P.S.   I AM NOT TELLING YOU WHAT SYNCHROGUSH IS!!  (YET - MAYBE NEXT TIME)....   DACK AND THE LAW....29TH OF DECEMBER....1:57 AM....WHAT? IS THAT THE TIME? DAMN! TIME TO GO HOME(SUNG TO A VERY WELL KNOWN TUNE)......WE'RE GONE........


#188v2
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Fuck off alien! You are a total mother-fuckin-chicken-shagger and you may have guessed that all of automation don't like you at all! (even the BBC)    So why don't you climb into that already oversized cavity in your head (your mouth dipshit!) and close it, thereby locking an asshole like you away for ever and keeping the general public safe from your perverted activities....    

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----- 188 ---------- STE UPDATE ---------- 188 -----    WE, AT AUTOMATION, ARE CURRENTLY RE-RELEASING OUR DISKS TO BE STE COMPATABLE.....   WE ARE ALSO MAKING MOST OF THE 1 MEG FILES 512K AT THE SAME TIME.....    GET YOUR UPDATES FROM ALL ----GOOD---- SOURCES   (THE BEST ONES BEING AUTOMATION MEMBERS THEMSELVES!)    CURRENT UPDATES....   CD 184... (BOTH 512K)   CD 264... (WIME 512K)   CD 187... (STE VER)     SEE FUTURE UPDATED MENUS FOR MORE INFORMATION      IT IS WORTH GETTING THE UPDATES EVEN IF YOU DON'T HAVE AN STE, AS THEY WILL SOMETIMES CONTAIN EXTRA TITLES (EG, 187)       WELCOME TO AUTOMATION MENU 188...... (OR 187 CONT.)     KEYS: PLUS AND MINUS ON KEYPAD FOR SPEED     ZERO (TOP ROW) FOR 50/60 HERTZ                                  COCA-COLA KILLS GUT CELLS.....     HARD DRIVIN IS 512K AND WILL RUN EXTRA DATA DISKS WITHOUT US HAVING TO PROCESS THEM FIRST...    THIS IS SHORT 'COS WE ARE FED UP......       WHY IS IT THAT WHEN WE PACK GAMES THEY NEVER SEEM TO FIT ONTO DISKS WITH LESS THAN 10K FREE....  OR THEY TAKE UP 830K AND WON'T FIT AT ALL!!!     WE HAVE THE FOLLOWING READY, BUT CAN'T BLOODY FIT THEM ON A DISK... (YET!! - MAYBE TOMORROW - OH, YES, IT IS TOMORROW!!!)     RED-STORM RISING (ONE MEG), CONFLICT IN EUROPE (ONE MEG) AND POWERPLAY (512K).....    GREETING TO:-        THE REPLICANTS, THE UNION, THE BLADERUNNERS, THE MEDWAY BOYS, THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK, SEWER SOFTWARE, EMPIRE, BIRDY.......      COL, BRI, MAL, NEIL, THE MASK, MERLIN, I.R.S., SIMON, XERUD, MORAY, MAL, AND KKK......PHILL WENT HOME EIGHT AND A HALF HOURS AGO.....    JUST A QUICK WORD HERE FROM DACK...........SPEEDY...THERE THATS PRETTY QUICK....      P.S     THIS SCROLL WAS WRITTEN AFTER 12 PINTS OF COKE AND A BEEF CURRY PLEASE EXCUSE THE SPOOLING...SORRY SPELLIN (AS IN HARD DRIVIN).....THE REAL END.............RED RUM BACKWARDS SPELLS MURDER DONTCHA KNOW....LETS WRAP........HONEST.....       P.S.   I AM NOT TELLING YOU WHAT SYNCHROGUSH IS!!  (YET - MAYBE NEXT TIME)....   DACK AND THE LAW....29TH OF DECEMBER....1:57 AM....WHAT? IS THAT THE TIME? DAMN! TIME TO GO HOME (SUNG TO A VERY WELL KNOWN TUNE)......WE'RE GONE........  


#189
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AUTOMATION PRESENT MENU 189.... FONT AND GRAFIX BY XERID - WHO SAYS HI TO THE PYROTECHNICS - IGNITOR AND MARCUS.....   HELLO, THE LAW HERE!     I FEEL I SHOULD TELL YOU THE TALE OF HOW THE UN-NAMEABLES WERE FORMED....   A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY...    THERE WERE TWO ST-CREWS CALLED THE W.C.A. AND E.H.I. IF ANYONE EVER HEARD OF US PLEASE MENTION IT IN A SCROLLER - WERE WE FAMOUS??  -  WE WERE NOT THE BEST ST CREWS - AND WE KNEW IT! - BUT WE DID OUR BEST. WE WERE BOTH THINKING ABOUT MERGING FOR MANY MONTHS, AND AFTER A LONG WAIT WE DECIDED TO JOIN FORCES - BUT WE HAD ONE PROBLEM - CAN YOU GUESS WHAT?? - YEP - WE HAD NO NAME AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO CALL THE NEWLY FORMED GROUP!!   AFTER MANY REJECTED NAMES - E.G. DRAGONSLAYERS - TOO MUCH LIKE BLADERUNNERS..   RED DRAGON - TOO PATRIOTIC..  ETC... -  WE REALISED THAT WE WOULD NEVER HAVE A NAME AND THAT WE WERE....     UN-NAMEABLE!    NOW IF YOU DON'T THINK THIS IS TRUE YOU CAN ASK ANY MEMBER OF THE GROUP 'COS NO-ONE LIKED THE NAMES OTHER PEOPLE THOUGH OF...   AT THAT TIME THERE WERE OVER EIGHT OF US, BUT NOW IT'S JUST ME THE LAW - DACK - AND PHILL...       ANYWAY, BACK TO THE PLOT...    WE RELEASED FIVE COMPACT MENUS OF OUR OWN - WHICH WENT DOWN QUITE WELL APART FROM THE FACT THAT UNKNOWN TO US LSD AND WAS NOT WAS HAD ALREADY PACKED ALL THE STUFF WE HAD DONE - AND DECIDED TO CONTACT WAS(NOT WAS) TO ASK FOR THEIR PACKER....  WE WERN'T THE ONLY CREW BY THE SOUND OF IT! - AS THEY MENTIONED THAT THEY MIGHT RELEASE IT... SHORT DIGRESSION - IT HAS NEVER BEEN RELEASED YET IN A COMPLETE FORM, IE NO DEPACK CODE OR BATCH PACKER HAS BEEN RELEASED, SO IF YOU HAVE THE LSD OR JEK PACKER YOU STILL CAN'T PACK DATA FILES LIKE US!!...... BACK TO THE PLOT AGAIN...   SHORTLY AFTERWARDS WE GOT A REJECTION LETTER FROM WAS(NOT WAS) SAYING THAT THE PACKER WAS NOT FOR RELEASE, AND DID WE WANT COPIES OF LSD AND WAS(NOT WAS) DISKS 0-50? - YES WAS THE REPLY....  ANOTHER WAIT....  LETTER NUMBER TWO ASKED IF WE WANTED TO JOIN A NEW CREW CALLED "AUTOMATION" --- OUR CD'S MUST HAVE IMPRESSED THEM --- AND WE JUMPED AT IT...   THE REST IS HISTORY...    SO, THE REASON YOU MAY NOT HAVE HEARD OF THE UN-NAMEABLES BEFORE AUTOMATION IS THE FACT THAT UP UNTIL WE JOINED WE HAD ONLY BEEN AROUND FOR A FORTNIGHT....         NOW THAT YOU ARE BORED IT'S TIME TO GREET PEOPLE...  HI TO.....     THE REPLICANTS (USE MORE MAD MAX MUSIC!),   THE MEDWAY BOYS (NO MORE SLAGGINGS FROM NOW ON FROM ME - YOU ARE ONE OF THE ELITE CREWS NOW, BUT PLEASE TRY TO USE DIFFERENT MUSIC ON EACH DISK!), SEWER SOFTWARE (I'VE ONLY JUST HEARD OF YOU AND AS FAR AS I CAN SEE YOU GUYS DESERVE ALL THE GREETS YOU CAN GET - YOUR 'ELITE' DOCS ARE HUGE!!!), THE POMPEY PIRATES, THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK, TCB, TEX, L16, DELTA FORCE, TNT-CREW AND OTHERS OF THE UNION, ALL THE BLADE RUNNERS (ONLY MCA LEFT, I THINK!!), PHALANX, OMEGA, SYNC (IS THE SYNCHRON DEMO OUT 'COS NO-ONE HAS IT!!), DELIGHT, BIRDY, AND ALL THE OLD TIMERS WHO MAY STILL BE ALIVE...  B.O.S.S. , 42-CREW, 1001-CREW, STCS, CSS, AHA, 007, KAM, AND ATARI MAN....        ALSO HELLO TO: COL, MAL, BOB, DEAN, TYCHO, IRS (HI MARK AND MIKE), AND SIMON.  


#190
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                                      CAUTION! DO NOT USE THIS CD FOR YOUR INTERPHASE SAVE GAME! BEFORE HANDING OVER TO STAN MERCURY HERE ARE THE GREETINGS . . . HI TO THE OVERLANDERS (DOGUE DE NAUVE   EPSILON   FANATIC   HUMUNGUS   MISTER BEE   STAN MERCURY   PEEWEE   SPEEDLIGHT   TYPHON   WHITE SPIRIT   XBIOS MAN   ZARATHOUSTRA AND ZIGGY STARDUST)   THE MEDWAY BOYS   BIRDY   POMPEY PIRATES   MONTY    STAN THE MAN   THE REPLICANTS , THE CAREBEARS   ARNO   THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY   THE LIGHT TEAM (WHERE ARE YOUR INTROS GUYS)   MCA   THE QUARTET   PURSY   IAN.C   STOPPPPPPPPPPPP!  OH WELL! ANOTHER XMAS WITHOUT SNOW. WHAT A PITY. IT WOULD HAVE MADE MY GARDEN LOOK LIKE EVERBODY ELSES. WHAT DO THE ZEBRUGGE FERRY AND A CONDOM HAVE IN COMMON?    THEY ARE BOTH FULL OF DEAD SEAMEN. WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A BLACKMAN AT WORK? BIG MAC! LARGE FRIES PLEASE!    A MAN WALKS INTO A CHEMIST TO BUY SOME BOG ROLL. THE CHEMIST SAYS TO HIM . . YOU CAN HAVE THE EXPENSIVE STUFF CALLED ANDREX FOR A QUID OR THE CHEAP STUFF WITH NO NAME ON FOR THIRTY PENCE. GIVE ME THE CHEAP STUFF THE GUY SAYS. ANYWAY TWO DAYS LATER THIS GUY COMES BACK TO THE CHEMIST AND SAYS TO THE ASSISTANT . . I HAVE THOUGHT OF A NAME FOR THAT BOG ROLL! JOHN WAYNE! . . WHY JOHN WAYNE? SAYS THE ASSISTANT. WELL YOU SEE   IT IS ROUGH   TOUGH AND DOES NOT TAKE ANY SHIT!       HI. VAPOUR FROM AUTOMATION....  YES. YES THIS IS THE INTRO CODED ESPECIALLY FOR YOU !!!!       THIS INTRO IS VERY VERY VERY COOL. AND OVERLANDERS ARE VERY HAPPY TO SEND YOU THIS FABULOUS INTRO CODED ESPECIALLY FOR YOU!!! . PLEASE INSERT THIS INTRO IN YOUR FUTURE CD COMPACT, AND SEND ME ALL CD WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL INTRO. AND I SWAP THIS ONE IN ALL EUROPE FOR YOU !!!! IT IS A HONOUR FOR OVERLANDERS TO CODE THIS INTRO FOR YOU !!!! PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH LOGOS ! FONTS! YOU JUST TOUCH ALIEN !!!    THIS INTRO WAS CODED BY MISTER BEE FROM OVERLANDERS.     LOGO AUTOMATION AND SCROLL FONT BY SPEEDLIGHT.    OVERLANDERS LOGO BY WHITE SPIRIT.   FONT EIGHT BY EIGHT BY ME (STAN MERCURY).       ALIEN BY ZARATHOUSTRA !!!!    MANY MANY MANY THANKS TO SEND ME THE CD COMPACTS WITH THIS INTRO (YEAAHHHH !!!!). PLEASE SEND ME YOUR COMMENTS ON THIS INTRO FOR YOU !!! AND OVERLANDERS MAKE OTHERS INTRO FOR YOU. SINCE WE LIKE THEM !!!!    I SEND YOU ALL OF THE SOURCE CODE.  PLEASE DO NOT DISTRIBUTE THIS ONE !!!!!!!!!   SEND ME A CD COMPACT WITH THIS INTRO (THANKS)       FRIENDLY     STAN MERCURY (PRESIDENT OF OVERLANDERS FROM THE ALLIANCE)     BYE AND SEE YA !   GOLLOCKS TO THE REVOLUTION AND THE TIMELORDS (THE LAME BRITS) . . .                                    


#191
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AUTOMATION PRESENT MENU 191....    IT APPEARS THAT ONE OF THE SPRITES IN HELL RAISER WILL FLICKER DURING THE GAME, BUT THIS HAS BEEN ON ALL THE VERSIONS I HAVE EVER SEEN....  GET ANY AUTOMATION MEMBER A WORKING COPY AND THEY WILL SEND IT TO ME SO THAT I CAN RE-DO IT....         ALSO BREACH MAY NOT WORK FOR YOU... ALTHOUGH IT IS 100 PERCENT ON OUR MENU....   FIRST YOU HAVE TO CREATE A SQUAD LEADER BY CLICKING ON 'SCENARIO.PRG' - ALL WILL THEN BE OK....     IF YOU BOUGHT THIS MENU DON'T GET ANOTHER FROM THE SAME SOURCE - GET A FREE VERSION FROM ELSEWHERE....   NOT LONG FOR MENU 200....   YES, SOON YOU WILL NEED ANOTHER DISK BOX....    POMPEY PIRATES..  SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG TO REPLY TO YOUR SLAGGING ON MENU 18, BUT WE HAD TROUBLE GETTING YOUR MENUS...   AND WHY TWO VERSIONS OF 18?     GREETS TO ALL THE USUALS.....      BIG MEGA HI TO XERID AND TUCKER....     BYE BYE FROM THE LAW.......             LOOK OUT 'COS....


#192
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OH! YEAH . . . CHECKITY-CHECK-CHECK CHECK THIS OUT!    VAPOUR PRESENTS AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 192.  PRESS SPACE TO PLAY . . . 0 TO TOGGLE HERTZ . . . TOUGH LUCK FTL . . . . YOU MAY SAVE YOUR GAME TO THIS DISK!  I WAS GOING TO USE THE MEGABLAST SAMPLED SOUND BUT THE SPECTRUM ROUTINE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MACHINE TIME TO KEEP THE PALETTES ON THE SCREEN SO ALL I GOT WAS GREAT SOUND AND A PSYCHEDELIC DISPLAY.  TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE THIS VERSION IS PERFECT. I PLAYED IT FOR 4 HOURS NON STOP. HEY FTL! YOUR PROTECTION SUCKS . . . I LIKE THE ENCRYPTED WESTERN DIGITAL READ OPS DECODED BASED ON LENGTH OF PLAYTIME. PITY ABOUT THE JSR (A0)'S WHICH DECODE AND RUN THE ROUTINES. MY ROUTINES MAKE SURE ALL (A4) OFFSETS REMAIN THE VALUES THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SO SUCK ON THAT. CHECK IT OUT IF YOU THINK I'M KIDDING.  OK . . . PRESS SPACE AND LET'S GO CRACK SOME HEADS!      BY THE WAY FTL CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE THE NEAREST FOUNTAIN IS . . . MY CHARACTERS ARE GETTING VERY THIRSTY AND I DON'T WANT TO START AGAIN? WHY NO ONE DISK VERSION DOM?  REMEMBER TO EXAMINE WALLS FOR BUTTONS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES. TOUCH ALL HOLES  DRAINS  MARKINGS ETC. WALK INTO THE WALL AND YOU MAY FIND HIDDEN PASSAGES (ALL IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS) . . . FTL MAKE GREAT GAMES EH!        HOW DID HITLER DIE?       HE FOUND HIS GAS BILL.           GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , THE POMPEY PIRATES , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , THE CAREBEARS , PURSY , IAN.C , KAM , AND THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY . . . . . . . . . AND HI TO DORK M.D I MEAN DERAK D.M    HOW ARE YOU DIRK? . . . .    P = POWER = 1-6 = FIRST SET OF SYMBOLS
P4 = LIGHT SPELL. P6 = ANTI MATTER SPELL.
P1 = STAMINA POTION. P2 = HEALTH POTION.
P61 = VENOM POTION. P31 = POISON GAS CLOUD.
P25 = ANTI POISON CLOUD. P15 = MAGICAL PROTECTION POTION.
P44 = FIREBALL. P51 = POISON BOLT. P52 = ANTI-MATERIAL.
P14 = MAGICAL PARTY PROTECTION. P655 = MANA POTION.
P635 = ZO KATH RA SPELL. P546 = MAKES ROOM DARKER.
P454 = PARTY FIRSHIELD. P451 = STRENGTH POTION.
P352 = DEXTERITY POTION. P345 = LONG-LASTING LIGHT.
P335 = FIREBALL 2. P326 = INVISIBILITY SPELL.


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OH! YEAH . . . CHECKITY-CHECK-CHECK CHECK THIS OUT!    VAPOUR PRESENTS AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 192.  I HAVE FIXED MY SPECTRUM CODE FOR THE STE SO ASK AROUND FOR ALL OTHER MENUS WHICH USED SPECTRUM PICS FOR THE  GRAPHIX AS I FIXED THEM ALL.. HERE IS A FEW...  CD 143    162    164    167    172    173    182    217    218    208    209    230.  READ OUR DISK INFOS AND SCROLLERS FOR ANY ALTERATIONS THAT MIGHT JUST BENEFIT YOU....    PRESS SPACE TO PLAY . . . 0 TO TOGGLE HERTZ . . . 1 TO 5 FOR MUSIC . . . YOU MAY SAVE YOUR GAME TO THIS DISK!  I WAS GOING TO USE THE MEGABLAST SAMPLED SOUND BUT THE SPECTRUM ROUTINE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MACHINE TIME TO KEEP THE PALETTES ON THE SCREEN SO ALL I GOT WAS GREAT SOUND AND A PSYCHEDELIC DISPLAY.  TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE THIS VERSION IS PERFECT. I PLAYED IT FOR 4 HOURS NON STOP. HEY FTL! YOUR PROTECTION SUCKS . . . I LIKE THE ENCRYPTED WESTERN DIGITAL READ OPS DECODED BASED ON LENGTH OF PLAYTIME. PITY ABOUT THE JSR (A0)'S WHICH DECODE AND RUN THE ROUTINES. MY ROUTINES MAKE SURE ALL (A4) OFFSETS REMAIN THE VALUES THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SO SUCK ON THAT. CHECK IT OUT IF YOU THINK I'M KIDDING.  OK . . . PRESS SPACE AND LET'S GO CRACK SOME HEADS!      BY THE WAY FTL CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE THE NEAREST FOUNTAIN IS . . . MY CHARACTERS ARE GETTING VERY THIRSTY AND I DON'T WANT TO START AGAIN? WHY NO ONE DISK VERSION DOM?  REMEMBER TO EXAMINE WALLS FOR BUTTONS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES. TOUCH ALL HOLES  DRAINS  MARKINGS ETC. WALK INTO THE WALL AND YOU MAY FIND HIDDEN PASSAGES (ALL IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS) . . . SAVE YOUR GAME TO THIS DISK!    HOW DID HITLER DIE?       HE FOUND HIS GAS BILL.           GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , THE CAREBEARS , PURSY , IAN.C , KAM , AND THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY . . . . . . . . . POMPEY WHO.......         P = POWER = 1-6 = FIRST SET OF SYMBOLS
P4 = LIGHT SPELL. P6 = ANTI MATTER SPELL.
P1 = STAMINA POTION. P2 = HEALTH POTION.
P61 = VENOM POTION. P31 = POISON GAS CLOUD.
P25 = ANTI POISON CLOUD. P15 = MAGICAL PROTECTION POTION.
P44 = FIREBALL. P51 = POISON BOLT. P52 = ANTI-MATERIAL.
P14 = MAGICAL PARTY PROTECTION. P655 = MANA POTION.
P635 = ZO KATH RA SPELL. P546 = MAKES ROOM DARKER.
P454 = PARTY FIRSHIELD. P451 = STRENGTH POTION.
P352 = DEXTERITY POTION. P345 = LONG-LASTING LIGHT.
P335 = FIREBALL 2. P326 = INVISIBILITY SPELL.
P325 = SEE THROUGH WALLS. P154 = VITALITY POTION.
P153 = WISDOM POTION. P152 = MARKS YOUR FOOTPRINTS.


#193
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           Intro Credits...

      All Coding And Graphics By

          Neil Of Cor Blimey


        Music player by Vapour AUTOMATION PRESENT CD 193! ZAK MCKRACKEN AND THE ALIEN MINDBENDERS -  _HI GUYS!     YES, THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS THE TWO COLOUR TOP SCROLLER!     IT'S A GOOD JOB THAT THIS SCROLLER IS QUITE SHORT 'COZ IT MAKES YOUR EYES GO FUNNY IF YOU READ IT FOR TOO LONG!     IF YOU THINK YOUR CLEVER BEING ABLE TO READ THIS SCROLL THEN JUST TRY READING THE ONE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN!     HA HA HA!     LET'S WRAP...                    HI THERE FOLKS!     WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS SCROLLER THEN?     IT'S PRETTY HARD TO READ ISN'T IT!     IN FACT, I'D SAY IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO READ!     I'M NOT GOING TO TYPE MUCH TEXT FOR THIS SCROLLER 'COZ IT WOULD BE A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME SO LET'S END HERE.....                     NEIL OF COR BLIMEY - VAPOUR - THE LAW - ANDY THE ARFLING - SHAREZ JEK - OZZWALD - IAN C - PURSY - WAYNE - NIK - DACK - STAN THE MAN - THE OVERLANDERS - THE LIGHT TEAM - THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY -


#194
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           PRESS 1 TO 9 AND A B C . . .     THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY PRESENT COMPACT NO.194 , THE GRAPHICS ON THIS MENU WERE DONE BY MARCUS OF PYROTECHNICS AND THE FONT BY MIKE.W [NOW WHICH DISK DID I STEAL THIS FROM], AND THE DISK BY EGB. THE SCROLL FONT WAS DONE BY EGB AND ARN. THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM BAD COMPANY BY VAPOUR!!!! OK ALL YOU AUTOMATION MEMBERS, ARE YOU INTERESTED IN HAVING 120K OF SCROLL TEXT TO WRITE IN THE NEW SUB HUMAN SCROLL DEMO WHICH WILL HAVE APPROX 600K OF CONTINUOUS SCROLL TEXT. ANY SUITABLE STUPID STORIES ARE ACCEPTABLE, FOR INSTANCE AT THE MOMENT WE HAVE TWO SCROLL STORIES ON THE GO - NUMBER 1. THE RETURN OF THE THARGS BY ARN BASED ON THE HUGO NEBULA AWARD WINNING MAJOR WORK OF THE DECADE!!!!! [MODEST EH!!] ...... THARGS ....... AND THEN SCROLL STORY NUMBER 2. THE CHUCK BREAKFAST STORY ....... A STORY OF THE GREAT PROTECTOR OF FURRY ANIMALS COME AARDVARK BUGGERER..... THESE TWO STORIES WILL BE 60K EPICS. ANYHOW HOW ABOUT SOME GREETS . . . . . . HI TO VAPOUR [WHAT A STUPID NAME, DID THE LAST ONE VAPOURISE], ANDY THE ARFLING [HAVE YOU SENT YOUR SWITCHBLADE INFINITE LIVES TO ZERO YET!!!!]. MIKE W [I HEAR YOU TRIED TO COME AND SEE ME LATELY, I W'LL BE IN NEXT TIME....] OZZ [WHERE ARE YOU MAN!!!!]  MANTOR [WHY DID YOU GREET US, HAD YOU SEEN FLAPS OR SOMETHING]  ALL OTHER MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION OTHER GREETINGS GO TO PYROTECHNICS, THE REPLICANTS, THE CAREBEARS, THE OVERLANDERS, THE MEDWAY BOYS, THE UNION [WHAT NO DEMOS], WELL AFTER THAT, WE HAVEN'T HAD ANY SLAGGING YET, WHERE'S BIRDY [I SEE YOUR VERSION OF KICK OFF EXTRA TIME HAD KNACKED GRAPHICS!!!] ULTIMATE SLAGGING MUST GO TO TECHNO FORCE [ELECTRIC BLUE] STILL THE THE MOST LAME BUNCH OF NERDS EVER.... RIPPED OFF ANY AUTOMATION MENUS LATELY!!!!! AFTER ALL OF THAT WE SHALL BRING THIS SCROLLER TO AN END. BYE BYE .............................................WRAP TIME...............                


#195
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AUTOMATION PRESENT MENU 195.... FONT BY XERID - PIC BY TUCKER....  POWERPLAY COULD HAVE BEEN A LOT SMALLER, BUT IT'S BE NICE TO 512K OWNERS WEEK....  THIS MENU WAS RELEASED AFTER 189 BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT NUMBER VAPOUR WILL USE NEXT!   WHO SAYS WE ONLY DO THE NAFF STUFF - WE DO IT ALL!!    IT'S NOW JAN 1ST 1990 AND HERE ARE SOME THOUGHTS FOR THE NEW YEAR....   WHERE IS OZZ?  -  WHEN WILL CHRISPY NOODLE PHONE?  -  WILL ANDY THE ARFLING EVER GET IN TOUCH WITH US?  -  HOW THE HELL DO YOU KILL ALL THE BORDERS?  -  WHO IS ROB NORTHEN?  -  WHEN WILL S4C HAVE A GOOD FILM ON?  -  WHEN WILL STUPID PEOPLE STOP USING 11-SECTORED DISKS?  -  WILL JANE MARRY DES?  -  WILL WIZBIT EVER GO HOME?  -  ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME SCOTT LEFT NEIGHBOURS?  -  WHO IS THE ORIGINAL SNOT GOBBLER?  -  HOW LONG BEFORE A PICTURE SHORTAGE HITS US AGAIN?  -  WHEN WILL PACKER VERSION 3.0 BE READY  -  DOES ANYONE CARE?  -  ALL THESE PROBLEMS AND MORE WON'T BE SOLVED BY US, BUT HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR....    NO CREW GREETS ON THIS DISK 'COS WE GREETED ENOUGH ON THE PREVIOUS SIX...    MANY THANKS TO XERID FOR THE FONT (IT'S NOW PROPORTIONAL DON'T YA KNOW!!! - BUT PLEASE DRAW BRACKETS NEXT TIME, 'COS I HAD TO CUT A 'C' TO MAKE THESE!!!) ALSO THANKS TO MORAY FOR THE PIC ON 188 AND PHILL FOR THE PIC ON 187...  OTHER GRAFIX GREETS TO MERLIN, IAN.C, WAYNE, PURSY, TIMELORD, KIM, CHO, XERID, PHILL, TUCKER AND MARL...   THESE PEOPLE GIVE THE MENUS THAT PROFESSIONAL TOUCH BY GIVING US GREAT PICTURES, AND I FEEL THAT THIS DISK SHOULD BE DEDICATED TO ALL THE "AUTOMATION" ARTISTS......    BYE BYE FOR NOW.....   THE LAW....    WILL MAL GET HIS DISKS BACK?    


#196
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...... ONE MEG MONSTERS ......     AUTOMATION PRESENT MENU 196....     HELLO POMPEY PIRATES....   I HAVE HEARD RUMOURS OF YOU SLAGGING ME OFF....    I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE SAID, BUT IF IT IS ABOUT ME SAYING - "THUNDER IS CRAP"  - THEN I APPOLOGISE, AS I DIDN'T REALISE IT WAS A NEW THUNDER (THE ONE I SAW WAS CRAP!)...     HOWEVER, IF YOU SLAGGED ME OFF BECAUSE OF MY - DEREK EXPOSURE - THEN I DON'T BACK DOWN...    I DON'T WANT A SLAGGING WAR WITH YOU BECAUSE THEY REALLY ARE POINTLESS (IE, YOU SLAG US, WE SLAG YOU, YOU SLAG US....  GET THE IDEA?)      NUFF SAID...  ON WITH THE SCROLL...     OZZ IS ALIVE AND KICKING (YES, I HAVE TALKED WITH HIM!)     SCROLLTEXTS ARE VERY DANGEROUS THINGS, DON'T YOU THINK?    FONT AND GRAFIX BY XERID, WITH ALL CODING AND MUSIC RIPPING BY ME! (THE LAW)       CHASE HQ IS ONE MEG BECAUSE IT IS FAR MORE PLAYABLE WHEN HELD IN RAM... I HAVE ALSO RELEASED A 512K BOOT VERSION...    ALSO, WHEN PLAYING IN 60HZ YOU DO SO AT YOUR OWN RISK - THE PROG WAS DESIGNED TO KNACKER UP IN 60HZ, BUT I HAVE AT LEAST GOT IT GOING...      BALLANCE OF POWER NEEDS THE DISK TO BE WRITE ENABLED...    CHECK YOU DON'T HAVE A VIRUS IN MEMORY FIRST!...WELL, ONLY THREE MORE TO GO BEFORE WE CHECK OUT OF THE NUMBERS STARTING WITH "1" - 300 COMING SOON....  LET'S GET THE GREETS OUT OF THE WAY......   HI....  THE MEDWAY BOYS (HOW ABOUT A GREET?), THE POMPEY PIRATES (NICE BATMAN HACK - OURS COMING SOON), THE UNION (ALL MEMBERS - HOW ABOUT A GREET?), THE BLADERUNNERS (ALL MEMBERS - HOW ABOUT A GREET?), SEWER SOFTWARE (GREET ME, GUYS!), GUARDIANS OF LOGIK (AFTER ALL, I DO GREET YOU!), THE OVERLANDERS (NICE INTRO - BUT THE SCROLLER IS TOO FAST!!! - ALSO, HOW ABOUT A GREET ON A ONE FOR ONE BASIS?), THE LIGHT TEAM (WILL YOU GREET ME IN YOUR NEW INTRO?), HRFH, REVOLUTION, EMPIRE (THANKS FOR THE AUTOMATION GREET!), HOTLINE (AND BIRDY! - LIKEWISE!), DELIGHT, MAL, COL, BOB, DEAN, JON (THANX FOR THE UP-GRADE!), XERID, IRS (MARK/MIKE), SIMON, THE ORIGINAL SNOT GOBBLER (WHO IS THIS MAN?) AND OF COURSE TO YOU.....  I HAVE JUST DONE CHASE HQ...  LOAD IT TO SEE HOW IMPRESSED I WAS WITH THE PROTECTION...    R.N.C. ARE A JOKE....     DON'T BUY THIS DISK FROM ANYONE...  NONE OF THEM ARE FOR SALE...    TIME TO WRAP......    ...... ONE MEG MONSTERS......     NO, THAT WASN'T THE WRAP...  I'M STILL HERE....    OH, GOD..  THE SCROLLERS GONE WRONG...   I SAID....  WRA


#196v2
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...... ONE MEG MONSTERS ......     AUTOMATION PRESENT MENU 196....     HELLO POMPEY PIRATES....   I HAVE HEARD RUMOURS OF YOU SLAGGING ME OFF....    I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE SAID, BUT IF IT IS ABOUT ME SAYING - "THUNDER IS CRAP"  - THEN I APPOLOGISE, AS I DIDN'T REALISE IT WAS A NEW THUNDER (THE ONE I SAW WAS CRAP!)...     HOWEVER, IF YOU SLAGGED ME OFF BECAUSE OF MY - DEREK EXPOSURE - THEN I DON'T BACK DOWN...    I DON'T WANT A SLAGGING WAR WITH YOU BECAUSE THEY REALLY ARE POINTLESS (IE, YOU SLAG US, WE SLAG YOU, YOU SLAG US....  GET THE IDEA?)      NUFF SAID...  ON WITH THE SCROLL...     OZZ IS ALIVE AND KICKING (YES, I HAVE TALKED WITH HIM!)     SCROLLTEXTS ARE VERY DANGEROUS THINGS, DON'T YOU THINK?    FONT AND GRAFIX BY XERID, WITH ALL CODING AND MUSIC RIPPING BY ME! (THE LAW)       CHASE HQ IS ONE MEG BECAUSE IT IS FAR MORE PLAYABLE WHEN HELD IN RAM... I HAVE ALSO RELEASED A 512K BOOT VERSION...    ALSO, WHEN PLAYING IN 60HZ YOU DO SO AT YOUR OWN RISK - THE PROG WAS DESIGNED TO KNACKER UP IN 60HZ, BUT I HAVE AT LEAST GOT IT GOING...      BALLANCE OF POWER NEEDS THE DISK TO BE WRITE ENABLED...    CHECK YOU DON'T HAVE A VIRUS IN MEMORY FIRST!...WELL, ONLY THREE MORE TO GO BEFORE WE CHECK OUT OF THE NUMBERS STARTING WITH "1" - 300 COMING SOON....  LET'S GET THE GREETS OUT OF THE WAY......   HI....  THE MEDWAY BOYS (HOW ABOUT A GREET?), THE POMPEY PIRATES (NICE BATMAN HACK - OURS COMING SOON), THE UNION (ALL MEMBERS - HOW ABOUT A GREET?), THE BLADERUNNERS (ALL MEMBERS - HOW ABOUT A GREET?), SEWER SOFTWARE (GREET ME, GUYS!), GUARDIANS OF LOGIK (AFTER ALL, I DO GREET YOU!), THE OVERLANDERS (NICE INTRO - BUT THE SCROLLER IS TOO FAST!!! - ALSO, HOW ABOUT A GREET ON A ONE FOR ONE BASIS?), THE LIGHT TEAM (WILL YOU GREET ME IN YOUR NEW INTRO?), HRFH, REVOLUTION, EMPIRE (THANKS FOR THE AUTOMATION GREET!), HOTLINE (AND BIRDY! - LIKEWISE!), DELIGHT, MAL, COL, BOB, DEAN, JON (THANX FOR THE UP-GRADE!), XERID, IRS (MARK/MIKE), SIMON, THE ORIGINAL SNOT GOBBLER (WHO IS THIS MAN?) AND OF COURSE TO YOU.....  I HAVE JUST DONE CHASE HQ...  LOAD IT TO SEE HOW IMPRESSED I WAS WITH THE PROTECTION...    R.N.C. ARE A JOKE....     DON'T BUY THIS DISK FROM ANYONE...  NONE OF THEM ARE FOR SALE...    TIME TO WRAP......    ...... ONE MEG MONSTERS......     NO, THAT WASN'T THE WRAP...  I'M STILL HERE....    OH, GOD..  THE SCROLLERS GONE WRONG...   I SAID....  WRA


#197
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                            AUTOMATION MENU 197 (ONE MEG TITLES)   I.R.S. AND THE LAW PRESENT THEIR FIRST DIGI-MENU....   ALL PICS BY IRS, WITH ALL CODING BY THE LAW...   FONT BY XERID        KEYS...  A - LOAD SHERMAN M4     B - LOAD ROLLER COASTER RUMBLER     H - CHANGE HERTZ     PLUS (ON KP) - FASTER     MINUS (ON KP) - SLOWER    R - REVERSE     F - FLIP-FLOP     N - NORMAL     0-9 - MUSIC     ESC - REBOOT SYSTEM     (SORRY FOR THE CHANGE, BUT WHAT THE HELL!!)      OVER THE NEXT FEW WEEKS I (THE LAW) SHALL BE DOING LESS AND LESS (BLOODY A-LEVELS!), BUT EXPECT TO SEE ME ON THE ODD MENU HERE AND THERE.....     OF COURSE, DACK WILL STILL BE GOING (AS WILL THE REST OF AUTOMATION, NO DOUBT!  -  NICE TO TALK TO YOU, OZZWALD!!)    WE ARE NOW OVER THE 200 MARK!! (THIS DISK IS LATE....  SORRY VAPOUR.....)       COMING SOON ON FUTURE AUTOMATION DISKS.......       DRAGON SPIRIT (ONE MEG), ARMADA (ONE MEG), THE GRAIL (ONE MEG), POLICE QUEST (ONE MEG), CONFLICT IN EUROPE (ONE MEG), HILLSFAR (ONE MEG), TARGET RANGE (512K), COLONIAL CONQUEST (512K), DR.DOOM ADVENTURE (512K)......  PLUS MANY,MANY MORE.........     WHAT A LOT OF ONE MEG TITLES THERE....   YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO BUY AN UPGRADE THEN, WON'T YOU SIMON!!.....    I DON'T KNOW WHEN I WILL SEE YOU AGAIN, SO BYE, BYE........      THE I.R.S CONSISTS OF     NOOKEY     FLANNY     AND    TUCKER    ........BYE BYE........          

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                            AUTOMATION MENU 197 (ONE MEG TITLES)   I.R.S. AND THE LAW PRESENT THEIR FIRST DIGI-MENU....   ALL PICS BY IRS, WITH ALL CODING BY THE LAW...   FONT BY XERID        KEYS...  A - LOAD SHERMAN M4     B - LOAD ROLLER COASTER RUMBLER     H - CHANGE HERTZ     PLUS (ON KP) - FASTER     MINUS (ON KP) - SLOWER    R - REVERSE     F - FLIP-FLOP     N - NORMAL     0-9 - MUSIC     ESC - REBOOT SYSTEM     (SORRY FOR THE CHANGE, BUT WHAT THE HELL!!)      OVER THE NEXT FEW WEEKS I (THE LAW) SHALL BE DOING LESS


#198
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           Intro Credits...

      All Coding And Graphics By

          Neil Of Cor Blimey


         Music ripping by Ozz

        Menu making by Vapour. AUTOMATION PRESENT CD 198! - PRESS 1 FOR MINDBENDER (LEAVE THIS DISK WRITE ENABLED AND DON'T CREATE ANY EXTRA LEVELS AS THIS FILE IS PACKED) - 2 AYATOLLA INVADERS - 3 FOR STARBLAZE - 4 FOR TERRYS BIG ADVENTURE - 5 FOR GILBERT ESCAPE FROM DRILL - _HI GUYS!     YES, THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS THE TWO COLOUR TOP SCROLLER!     IT'S A GOOD JOB THAT THIS SCROLLER IS QUITE SHORT 'COZ IT MAKES YOUR EYES GO FUNNY IF YOU READ IT FOR TOO LONG!     IF YOU THINK YOUR CLEVER BEING ABLE TO READ THIS SCROLL THEN JUST TRY READING THE ONE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN!     HA HA HA!            HI TO THE OVERLANDERS - THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY - THE REPLICANTS - THE LIGHT TEAM - THE CAREBEARS AND OF COURSE YOU      HI THERE FOLKS!     WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS SCROLLER THEN?     IT'S PRETTY HARD TO READ ISN'T IT!     IN FACT, I'D SAY IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO READ!     I'M NOT GOING TO TYPE MUCH TEXT FOR THIS SCROLLER 'COZ IT WOULD BE A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME SO LET'S END HERE.....                     YES FOLKS!   I EVEN HAVE ENOUGH PROCESSOR TIME FOR A VERTICAL SCROLLER!   THE TROUBLE WITH THIS KIND OF SCROLLER IS THAT IT TAKES TOO LONG TO SCROLL THROUGH THE WHOLE OF A MESSAGE SO THE LONGER I GO ON TYPING THIS TEXT THE LESS CHANGE THERE IS THAT SOMEBODY WILL EVER READ IT!   SO WHAT BETTER EXCUSE IS THERE TO STOP THE SCROLL RIGHT HERE AND WRAP          


#199
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           PRESS 1 TO 9 AND A B C . . .     COMPACT NO.199 . . . . . . ALMOST THERE!  , THE FAB GRAPHICS ON THIS MENU WERE DONE BY PURSY   NOW THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL CLIP ART. GREETINGS GO TO PYROTECHNICS, THE REPLICANTS, THE CAREBEARS, THE OVERLANDERS, THE MEDWAY BOYS, THE POMPEI PIRATES . . . OOOPS!         AND DORK M.D . . .  MEANT THAT.    ULTIMATE SLAGGING MUST GO TO TECHNO FORCE [ELECTRIC BLUE] STILL THE THE MOST LAME BUNCH OF NERDS EVER.... RIPPED OFF ANY AUTOMATION MENUS LATELY!!!!! AFTER ALL OF THAT WE SHALL BRING THIS SCROLLER TO AN END. BYE BYE .............................................WRAP TIME...............


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           PRESS 1 TO 9 AND A B C . . .     COMPACT NO.199 . . . . . . ALMOST THERE!  , THE FAB GRAPHICS ON THIS MENU WERE DONE BY PURSY   NOW THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL CLIP ART. GREETINGS GO TO PYROTECHNICS, THE REPLICANTS, THE CAREBEARS, THE OVERLANDERS, THE MEDWAY BOYS, THE POMPEI PIRATES . . . OOOPS!         AND DORK M.D . . .  MEANT THAT.    ULTIMATE SLAGGING MUST GO TO TECHNO FORCE [ELECTRIC BLUE] STILL THE THE MOST LAME BUNCH OF NERDS EVER.... RIPPED OFF ANY AUTOMATION MENUS LATELY!!!!! AFTER ALL OF THAT WE SHALL BRING THIS SCROLLER TO AN END. BYE BYE .............................................WRAP TIME...............


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PRESS ESC TO EXIT INTRO ON SKIDOO.       PLEASE NOTE THAT THE GREAT COURTS IS SAVED TO TRACK 82. ALSO NOTE THAT I HAVE WRITTEN A WESTERN DIGITAL FILE LOADER INTO THE GAME SO IT MUST BE RUN FROM DRIVE A. IF YOU ARE USING BOOT FROM B OR A SWITCH TO USE YOUR ONE MEG B DRIVE AS DRIVE A THEN ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT I HOPE IT WORKS FOR YOU. IF NOT THEN TOUGH! BUY A ONE MEG DRIVE A UPGRADE FOR 50 QUID. SO HERE YOU HAVE OUR 2 HUNDRETH PROPERLY COMPACTED DISK. NONE OF THIS LEAVE HALF THE GAME UNCOMPACTED FOR US. IF YOU CAN'T PACK ALL THE GAME THEN YOU ARE THICK AND SHOULDN'T BOTHER IN THE FIRST PLACE. ANYONE WHO USES THE THUNDER ONE MEG FILE PACKER IS A PRATT. WHO THE HELL WANTS ONE MEG FILES WHEN THE GAMES CAN BE PACKED TO RUN IN HALF MEG. OK .... 300 HERE WE COME ....   WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF DOING MORE NEWER STUFF . . . WELL I WAS ANYWAY!   UNTIL A PACKAGE FROM AUSTRALIA ARRIVED . . . . . . AND GUESS WHAT . . . LOADS OF OLD CRAP . . . . . SO HERE IS WHAT IS COMING YOUR WAY SHORTLY . . . . DON'T WORRY! I WON'T MIX ANY NEWER TITLES IN WITH THIS LOT. . . . HERE GOES . . .  TOLTEKA  ST POOL 1.3  TECHMATE  BOB MORANE JUNGLE  TRUMP CASTLE  CROSSWORD COMPILER  MONOPOLY  BACKGAMMON  FORMULA ONE GRAND PRIX  BATTLE FOR THE THRONE  FIST OF FURY  ROULETTE  PHANTASIE I V2.0  BRAINBOX  THE PRESIDENT IS MISSING [WISH HE WAS]  MAGIC BLUES  MAGIC CASES  MAGIC ALPHABET  TRIVIA MASTER  FINAL ASSAULT  HACKER  ULTIMA II  PEGGAMMON  THE GRAIL  POLICE QUEST I  . . . . .   OK FOLKS I HAVE DONE PACKED VERSIONS OF OIL IMPERIUM AND PIRATES BUT THEY WERE CRACKED BY THE MEDWAY BOYS. WILL SOMEONE PLEASE SEND ME AN ORIGINAL OF THESE TWO TITLES AND I WILL CRACK AND PACK THE PROG FILE AND PUT THEM ON A CD FOR YA! I'VE ALSO DONE HILLSFAR  FULL METAL PLANETE AND HIGHWAY PATROL.  THERE IS LOADS MORE STUFF BEING DONE. I AM TRYING TO DO MORE MULTI DISK BOOT GAMES IN THE STYLE OF GREAT COURTS . . . HALF MEG . . . YEAH! HOWEVER IF IT'S NOT POSSIBLE TO SQUEEZE IN THE EXTRA CODE NECESSARY THEN I WILL MAKE IT A MEG FILE.  SO! AS ALWAYS . . . BUY AN UPGRADE AND REMOVE THEM THERE COBWEBS FROM THY POCKET!             PRESS 4 TO 9 AND A TO H . . .     0 TOGGLES HERTZ.       MUSIC RIPPING BY VAPOUR!!!! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE REST OF AUTOMATION . . . OZZ HAS NO ST . . . ANDY THE ARFLING HAS A KNACKERED ST . . . NEIL OF COR BLIMEY SOLD HIS . . . SHAREZ JEK . . . WELL GET A LOAD OF ALL THAT OLD STUFF . . . I HOPE HE STARTS ON THE NEW STUFF I SENT HIM.    COME ON GUYS! GET MORE STUFF DONE. PULL YOUR FINGERS OUT! CONCENTRATE ON THE NEW TITLES. I AM THE ONE WHO IS SUPPOSED TO BE TIED DOWN. IF I CAN DO AS MUCH AS I'VE DONE RECENTLY THEN I'M SURE YOU CAN DO BETTER. NO MACHINE IS NO EXCUSE. USE A FRIENDS ST. KILL FOR ONE . . . THEY ARE OUT THERE . . . .     WE HAVE SEEN MANY NEW SCROLLERS INCLUDING THIS ONE FROM THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND THE OVERLANDERS INTRO USED ON CD 190 [WE HOPE THEY BOTH HAVE MORE TO COME AS VARIETY IS MORE INTERESTING DON'T YOU THINK! WE HAVE USED LOADS OF GOOD GRAPHICS FROM OUR ARTISTS IAN.C, PURSY, NIK, WAY, MERLIN ETC . . . WELL GO ON PRESS SOME LETTERS TO CHANGE THE MUSIC.   . . . . MEGA-MAJOR-MINOR HI TO THE REPLICANTS [SNAKE, COBRA, DOM, FURY, RATBOY, ELWOOD] THE OVERLANDERS [DOGUE DE MAUVE, EPSILON, FURYO, HUMUNGUS, MISTER BEE, PEEWEE, SPEEDLIGHT, STAN MERCURY, SYGMA FORCE, TYPHON, WHITE SPIRIT, X BIOS MEN, ZIGGY STARDUST] THE CAREBEARS, THE MEDWAY BOYS, THE LIGHT TEAM [WHERE ARE YOU GUYS, ARE YOU STILL ALIVE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE CODING FOR US, NOT SLEEPING], MANTOR, BIRDY, KAM, PURSY, NIK FROM THE QUARTET, IAN.C, MERLIN, WAY, M.O.B, MONTY, STAN THE MAN, MCA, DELIGHT, POMPEY PIRATE . . . . WELL AFTER THAT, WE HAVEN'T HAD ANY SLAGGING YET, SO F*** OFF DORK M.D BYE BYE .......................... MORE BOUNCE TO THE OUNCE ......................... WRAP TIME ...............

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[quote] ...... ONE MEG MONSTERS ......     AUTOMATION PRESENT MENU 196....    



Wrong text here.
  
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ggn wrote on 07.01.09 at 15:45:49:
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[quote] ...... ONE MEG MONSTERS ......     AUTOMATION PRESENT MENU 196....    



Wrong text here.


Hmm yes. Firstly I'm touched that someone actually reads those. Secondly I'm even more touched someone spotted an error! However, since I'm very sleepy atm I'll investigate & fix tomorrow Smiley

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#191v2 is other wrong text.

  
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Whats really depressing is I remember writing some of these texts  Embarrassed
  
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Dack wrote on 08.01.09 at 00:53:01:
Whats really depressing is I remember writing some of these texts  Embarrassed


Care to write another one? Or at least part of one?  Drop me a mail for more info Smiley

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#191v2 is other wrong text.



Wrong, as in not existing! Thanks Smiley
  
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CJ wrote on 08.01.09 at 02:05:10:
Dack wrote on 08.01.09 at 00:53:01:
Whats really depressing is I remember writing some of these texts  Embarrassed


Care to write another one? Or at least part of one?  Drop me a mail for more info Smiley

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Strangely enough I actually read the text of the gopping demo the other day - Stunning Eh?

Sorry that should have said Megademo.

And don't forget "coke rots gutcells"

Will email you later though I get the feeling a scroller written these days may sound like an episode of "grumpy old men" Smiley
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Will email you later though I get the feeling a scroller written these days may sound like an episode of "grumpy old men" Smiley


Why not doing an extrapolation and figure out what menu would automation be now i they were still releasing at the same rate and try to imagine what would the scrolltext be, I guess the words will come out by themselves Smiley
  
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           PRESS 4 TO 9 AND A TO H . . .     0 TOGGLES HERTZ.       OH WELL! IT'S JUST A FORMALITY NOW! HOW DID HITLER DIE . . . . HE READ HIS GAS BILL . . . WHAT DO KYLIE MINOGUE AND JASON DONOVAN HAVE IN COMMON . . . . ALL THEIR RECORDS SOUND THE SAME . . . .  MUSIC RIPPING BY VAPOUR!!!! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE REST OF AUTOMATION . . . OZZ HAS NO ST . . . ANDY THE ARFLING HAS A KNACKERED ST . . . NEIL OF COR BLIMEY SOLD HIS . . . NO NEWS FROM SHAREZ JEK . . . THATS GOOD NEWS IN A WAY AS IT MEANS LESS OLD CRAP TO USE UP. I HOPE HE DOES THE NEWER TITLES I SENT HIM . . GO ON SHAREZ! BE A DEVIL . . . SO, APART FROM THE ARTISTS THAT ONLY LEAVES VAPOUR, THE LAW AND DACK WHO ARE PACKING AWAY . . . BUT BETWEEN US WE HAVE GIVEN YOU CD 160 TO CD 201 IN QUITE A SHORT SPACE OF TIME WITH A FEW CONTRIBUTIONS FROM SHAREZ JEK.  WE HAVE SEEN MANY NEW SCROLLERS INCLUDING THIS ONE FROM THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND THE OVERLANDERS INTRO USED ON CD 190 [WE HOPE THEY BOTH HAVE MORE TO COME AS VARIETY IS MORE INTERESTING DONT YOU THINK! WE HAVE USED LOADS OF GOOD GRAPHICS FROM OUR ARTISTS IAN.C, PURSY, NIK, WAY, MERLIN ETC . . . WELL GO ON PRESS SOME LETTERS TO CHANGE THE MUSIC.   . . . . MEGA-MAJOR-MINOR HI TO THE REPLICANTS [SNAKE, COBRA, DOM, FURY, RATBOY, ELWOOD] THE OVERLANDERS [DOGUE DE MAUVE, EPSILON, FURYO, HUMUNGUS, MISTER BEE, PEEWEE, SPEEDLIGHT, STAN MERCURY, SYGMA FORCE, TYPHON, WHITE SPIRIT, X BIOS MEN, ZIGGY STARDUST] THE CAREBEARS, THE MEDWAY BOYS, THE LIGHT TEAM [WHERE ARE YOU GUYS, ARE YOU STILL ALIVE, I YOU WERE CODING FOR US, NOT SLEEPING], MANTOR, BIRDY, KAM, PURSY, NIK FROM THE QUARTET, IAN.C, MERLIN, WAY, M.O.B, MONTY, STAN THE MAN, MCA, DELIGHT, POMPEY PIRATE . . . . WELL AFTER THAT, WE HAVEN'T HAD ANY SLAGGING YET, WHERE'S DORK M.D BYE BYE .......................... MORE BOUNCE TO THE OUNCE ......................... WRAP TIME ...............


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  AUTOMATION CD 202.   WELL CAN YOU BELIEVE IT . . . YES IT IS SOME MORE OLD DESKTOP DOOBIES FOR YA!   PRESS SPACE FOR HACKER . . OGRE . . TRUMP CASTLE . . ST POOL 1.3 . . TECHMATE . . PEGGAMMON . . ROULETTE . . MAGIC CASES . . MAGIC ALPHABET AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST MAGIC BILLE.     NOW THAT I'VE GOT SHUT OF THIS OLD STUFF I CAN GET BACK TO SOME PACKING. I HOPE YOU REALISE I SPENT ALL SUNDAY MAKING UP CD 202 , 203 , 207 , 208 AND 209.  SOME OF THE SODS HAD HUNDREDS OF FILES.  WAS IT WORTH IT?     NAAAAAAA!      WE ARE THE BEST SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST! SOMEONE ONCE SAID QUANTITY IS EASY BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT PERSON PRODUCE QUANTITY. LOADS OF GAMES HAVE CRAPPY LOAD SEQUENCES AND DO NOT MAKE FOR EASY COMPACTION UNLESS LIKE SOME GROUPS YOU LOOK FOR ALL THE STRAIGHT FORWARD STUFF!            GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , THE POMPEY PIRATES , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , KAM , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE SUNNYBOYS , , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


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 HI DUDE! THIS BORDER CODE IS NOW COMPATIBLE WITH THE STE.  I (VAPOUR) WILL FIX ODD ONES FROM TIME TO TIME SO ANY REQUESTS WILL BE WELCOME!    AUTOMATION CD 202.   WELL CAN YOU BELIEVE IT . . . YES IT IS SOME MORE OLD DESKTOP DOOBIES FOR YA!   PRESS SPACE FOR HACKER . . OGRE . . TRUMP CASTLE . . ST POOL 1.3 . . TECHMATE . . PEGGAMMON . . ROULETTE . . MAGIC CASES . . MAGIC ALPHABET AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST MAGIC BILLE.     NOW THAT I'VE GOT SHUT OF THIS OLD STUFF I CAN GET BACK TO SOME PACKING. I HOPE YOU REALISE I SPENT ALL SUNDAY MAKING UP CD 202 , 203 , 207 , 208 AND 209.  SOME OF THE SODS HAD HUNDREDS OF FILES.  WAS IT WORTH IT?     NAAAAAAA!      WE ARE THE BEST SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST! SOMEONE ONCE SAID QUANTITY IS EASY BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT PERSON PRODUCE QUANTITY. LOADS OF GAMES HAVE CRAPPY LOAD SEQUENCES AND DO NOT MAKE FOR EASY COMPACTION UNLESS LIKE SOME PEOPLE YOU LOOK FOR ALL THE STRAIGHT FORWARD STUFF!            GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE EMPIRE , THE OVERLANDERS , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , THE POMPEY PIRATES , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , KAM , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE SUNNYBOYS , , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


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  AUTOMATION CD 203.   SOME MORE OLD DESKTOP DOOBIES FOR YA!   WE ARE THE BEST SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST! SOMEONE ONCE SAID QUANTITY IS EASY BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT PERSON PRODUCE QUANTITY. LOADS OF GAMES HAVE CRAPPY LOAD SEQUENCES AND DO NOT MAKE FOR EASY COMPACTION UNLESS LIKE SOME GROUPS YOU LOOK FOR ALL THE STRAIGHT FORWARD STUFF!            GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , THE POMPEY PIRATES , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , KAM , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE SUNNYBOYS , , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


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HERE WE HAVE YET ANOTHER VAPOUR BORDER ROUTINE FIX FOR THE STE!  PLEASE SPREAD OUR MENUS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND CONTACTS IN ALL COUNTRIES. THEY CAN GIVE YOU GOOD SWAPPING POWER. ANYONE WHO IS INTERESTED IN RUNNING AN AUTOMATION BBS SHOULD GET IN TOUCH WITH ANY AUTOMATION MEMBER.    AUTOMATION CD 203.   SOME MORE OLD DESKTOP DOOBIES FOR YA!   WE ARE THE BEST SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST! SOMEONE ONCE SAID QUANTITY IS EASY BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT PERSON PRODUCE QUANTITY. LOADS OF GAMES HAVE CRAPPY LOAD SEQUENCES AND DO NOT MAKE FOR EASY COMPACTION UNLESS LIKE SOME PEOPLE YOU LOOK FOR ALL THE STRAIGHT FORWARD STUFF!            GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , KAM , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE EMPIRE , THE SUNNYBOYS , , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


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AUTOMATION 204   -  YOU MAY USE THIS DISK TO SAVE YOUR ARMADA AND CONFLICT EUROPE GAMES ON....  -  YEP, WE'RE BACK AGAIN, WITH EVEN MORE STUFF FOR YOU AND YET ANOTHER QUALITY MENU...   THE TROUBLE WITH WRITING SCROLL TEXTS BEFORE YOU PUT THE GAMES ON IS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO SAY!!!   I MEAN, RIGHT AT THE END I MAY HAVE TO INCLUDE SOME EARTH SHATTERING HINTS ABOUT A GAME ON THIS DISK, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT GAMES ARE GOING ON IT YET...   YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE, WON'T YOU?      PLEASE?     GO ON?     JUST FOR ME?    OTHER NEWS....   DID YOU KNOW THAT A GUY WAS WALKING AROUND THE COMPUTER SHOPPER SHOW WEARING A SHIRT WITH....    SLAYER OF AUTOMATION (ON THE AMIGA).......       I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD AN AMIGA DEPARTMENT (WE DON'T) AND WE DON'T HAVE A SLAYER EITHER...    SOUNDS LIKE SOME JERK WANTED AN EGO TRIP, EH?     YET AGAIN TIME GOES BY SO QUICKLY......        


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--UPDATE 512K--    THIS DISK HAS BEEN RE-ISSUED WITH THE TITLES RUNNING IN 512K....   NOW ONTO THE ORIGINAL SCROLLER....      AUTOMATION 204   -  YOU MAY USE THIS DISK TO SAVE YOUR ARMADA AND CONFLICT EUROPE GAMES ON....  -  YEP, WE'RE BACK AGAIN, WITH EVEN MORE STUFF FOR YOU AND YET ANOTHER QUALITY MENU...   THE TROUBLE WITH WRITING SCROLL TEXTS BEFORE YOU PUT THE GAMES ON IS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO SAY!!!   I MEAN, RIGHT AT THE END I MAY HAVE TO INCLUDE SOME EARTH SHATTERING HINTS ABOUT A GAME ON THIS DISK, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT GAMES ARE GOING ON IT YET...   YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE, WON'T YOU?      PLEASE?     GO ON?     JUST FOR ME?    OTHER NEWS....   DID YOU KNOW THAT A GUY WAS WALKING AROUND THE COMPUTER SHOPPER SHOW WEARING A SHIRT WITH....    SLAYER OF AUTOMATION (ON THE AMIGA).......       I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD AN AMIGA DEPARTMENT (WE DON'T) AND WE DON'T HAVE A SLAYER EITHER...    SOUNDS LIKE SOME JERK WANTED AN EGO TRIP, EH?     YET AGAIN TIME GOES BY SO QUICKLY......        


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--UPDATE 512K--    THIS DISK HAS BEEN RE-ISSUED WITH THE TITLES RUNNING IN 512K....   NOW ONTO THE ORIGINAL SCROLLER....      AUTOMATION 204   -  YOU MAY USE THIS DISK TO SAVE YOUR ARMADA AND CONFLICT EUROPE GAMES ON....  -  YEP, WE'RE BACK AGAIN, WITH EVEN MORE STUFF FOR YOU AND YET ANOTHER QUALITY MENU...   THE TROUBLE WITH WRITING SCROLL TEXTS BEFORE YOU PUT THE GAMES ON IS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO SAY!!!   I MEAN, RIGHT AT THE END I MAY HAVE TO INCLUDE SOME EARTH SHATTERING HINTS ABOUT A GAME ON THIS DISK, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT GAMES ARE GOING ON IT YET...   YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE, WON'T YOU?      PLEASE?     GO ON?     JUST FOR ME?    OTHER NEWS....   DID YOU KNOW THAT A GUY WAS WALKING AROUND THE COMPUTER SHOPPER SHOW WEARING A SHIRT WITH....    SLAYER OF AUTOMATION (ON THE AMIGA).......       I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD AN AMIGA DEPARTMENT (WE DON'T) AND WE DON'T HAVE A SLAYER EITHER...    SOUNDS LIKE SOME JERK WANTED AN EGO TRIP, EH?     YET AGAIN TIME GOES BY SO QUICKLY......        


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HELLO, GOOD EVENING, AND WELCOME TO AUTOMATION MENU 205  -  ALL CODING BY... THE LAW     NEWSFLASH...   AUTOMATION HAS SOME NEW MEMBERS...    WHO?   WELL, THEY ARE A FAIRLY NEW CREW THAT GO BY THE NAME OF.....        THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK      LOOK OUT FOR SOME OF THEIR STUFF SOON.....     LOOK OUT FOR MY ABSENCE ON MENUS AS WELL....     MY GREETINGS THIS TIME ARE SENT TO:    THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK, THE UNION, THE BLADERUNNERS, THE EMPIRE, THE ALLIANCE, THE MEDWAY BOYS, SEWER SOFTWARE (GREAT WORK GUYS!), MAL, BOB, COL, BRI, SIMON, IRS, DEAN, ALL AMBULANCE MEN EVERYWHERE (ESPECIALLY CHRIS), TYCHO AND ALL OTHERS THAT I KNOW, IF YOU CAN READ THIS IT MEANS THAT THE LAST FOUR HOURS WERE WORTH IT AS I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET THIS CODE TOTALY RELOCATABLE...     MUSIC RIPPED FROM ROCK 'N' ROLL BY THE LAW......       ANYWAY, JUST TIME TO SAY....    


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AUTOMATION MENU 206....     DO NOT USE THIS DISK TO SAVE YOUR COLONIAL CONQUEST OR CLUEDO GAMES ON AS THE FILES WILL NOT FIT!!    USE A BLANK STANDARD FORMAT DISK INSTEAD...    HERE ARE ANOTHER FOUR FOR YOUR COLLECTION.... AT LEAST TWO OF THEM ARE NEW...  THE OTHER TWO ARE JUST SMALLER THAN THEY WERE (WHAT DID YOU EXPECT ON AN AUTOMATION MENU?)   I HAVE JUST SEEN "CHAMBERS OF SHAOLIN" AND I HAVE TO SAY THAT THE MUSIC IS THE BEST I HAVE EVER HEARD.....  JOCHEN HIPPEL IS -- THE -- ST MUSICIAN (AND I DON'T THINK THAT THERE WILL BE ANY PROTESTS!!)   WELL, I MUST BE GOING NOW......     OH, YES!!    HOW DO YOU KEEP AN IDIOT IN SUSPENSE ? ........    


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  WILLKOMMEN AUF CD 207.        EH!               GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , IAN.C , PURSY, MERLIN , WAY , THE OVERLANDERS (SEND MORE INTROS GUYS , WE WANT VARIETY IF POSSIBLE!) , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , NIK FROM THE QUARTET , THE POMPEY PIRATES (WHAT'S THIS ABOUT RASCIST MENUS?) , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) (IT WAS WAS (NOT WAS) VAPOUR AND THE LAW WHO GREET YOU GUYS , NOT NEIL , NOW I'M INSULTED!) , WEIRD SCIENCE (WHY QUIT TO THE DESKTOP GUYS?) , KAM , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE LIGHT TEAM (ARE YOU GUYS ALIVE? MAYBE YOU NEED A NEW BULB?) , , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


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  WILLKOMMEN AUF CD 207.        EH!        ONCE MORE HERE IS ANOTHER MENU WITH STE FIXED BORDER ROUTINES!  WHY THE HELL DO ATARI INSIST ON DOING REVISIONS OF THERE MACHINES. NOW WE HAVE ABOUT 100 BORDER ROUTINES TO REWRITE BUT WE WILL GET THERE GRADUALLY. ANY PROPOSALS ON WHICH MENUS TO FIX FIRST WOULD BE WELCOME. JUST LET ANY AUTOMATION MEMBER KNOW WHICH MENUS YOU WOULD LIKE US TO REPAIR FOR YOU.  BYE BYE FROM VAPOUR! AND HELLO FROM VAPOUR AGAIN! ON WITH THE ORIGINAL SCROLLTEXT!          GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , IAN.C , PURSY, MERLIN , WAY , THE OVERLANDERS (SEND MORE INTROS GUYS , WE WANT VARIETY IF POSSIBLE!) , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , NIK FROM THE QUARTET , THE POMPEY PIRATES (WHAT'S THIS ABOUT RASCIST MENUS?) , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) (IT WAS WAS (NOT WAS) VAPOUR AND THE LAW WHO GREET YOU GUYS , NOT NEIL , NOW I'M INSULTED!) , WEIRD SCIENCE (WHY QUIT TO THE DESKTOP GUYS?) , KAM , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE LIGHT TEAM (ARE YOU GUYS ALIVE? MAYBE YOU NEED A NEW BULB?) , , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


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  AUTOMATION CD 208.      PRESS 1 FOR TONIC TILES . . . 2 FOR KELLY X . . . 3 FOR TOLTEKA . . . 4 FOR BOB MORANE JUNGLE . . . 5 FOR BACKGAMMON . . . 6 FOR TRIVIA MASTER . . . AND 7 FOR CROSSWORD COMPILER . . .


#208v2
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  AUTOMATION CD 208. THIS BORDER CODE IS NOW COMPATABLE WITH ALL STS...      PRESS 1 FOR TONIC TILES . . . 2 FOR KELLY X . . . 3 FOR TOLTEKA . . . 4 FOR BOB MORANE JUNGLE . . . 5 FOR BACKGAMMON . . . 6 FOR TRIVIA MASTER . . . AND 7 FOR CROSSWORD COMPILER . . .


#209
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  AUTOMATION CD 209.   LOADS MORE OLD DESKTOP DOOBIES FOR YA!   WE ARE THE BEST SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST! SOMEONE ONCE SAID QUANTITY IS EASY BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT PERSON PRODUCE QUANTITY. LOADS OF GAMES HAVE CRAPPY LOAD SEQUENCES AND DO NOT MAKE FOR EASY COMPACTION UNLESS LIKE SOME GROUPS YOU LOOK FOR ALL THE STRAIGHT FORWARD STUFF!            GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , THE POMPEY PIRATES , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , KAM , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE SUNNYBOYS , , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


#209v2
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  AUTOMATION CD 209.  SPECTRUM CODE NOW FIXED FOR THE STE. SPREAD THIS VERSION TO ALL YOUR CONTACTS....  I HAVE FIXED 14 SPECTRUM MENUS TODAY SO ASK AROUND FOR THE OTHERS...  BYE BYE FROM VAPOUR...  THANKS FOR THE GREET LAWRENCE ON CD 1 THE REISSUE. I GUESS I SPENT HOURS REPACKING THEM FOR NOTHING DID I......  WHEN I REPACK CD 2 I THINK I WILL PLASTER MY NAME EVERYWHERE TO MAKE SURE OF THINGS....     WHERE IS THAT SMALL BUFFER SOURCE CODE GORDON......      NUFF MOANED ABOUT ON WITH THE ORIGINAL SCROLLTEXT MINUS THE POMPEY PIRATES IN THE GREETINGS. BUNCH O LAMERS YA SEE. I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY THEY DO NOT DESERVE A MENTION BUT I HAVE ALREADY DONE SO....      LOADS MORE OLD DESKTOP DOOBIES FOR YA!   WE ARE THE BEST SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST! SOMEONE ONCE SAID QUANTITY IS EASY BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT PERSON PRODUCE QUANTITY. LOADS OF GAMES HAVE CRAPPY LOAD SEQUENCES AND DO NOT MAKE FOR EASY COMPACTION UNLESS LIKE SOME GROUPS YOU LOOK FOR ALL THE STRAIGHT FORWARD STUFF!            GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , KAM , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE SUNNYBOYS , , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


#210
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A BIT OF A CHANGE HERE....    NO GAMES....    A SERIOUS UTILITY....    AUTOMATION PRESENT AUTO-ROUTE....    TELL THAT MAN IN ST-WORLDS BUNKER TO GO SCREW HIMSELF (READ ISSUE 48)....    I'M GOING NOW.....      


#211
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                   THE DAY OF THE VIPER MAY NEED ONE MEG AS IT IS BUFFERED COMPACTION BUT THATS LIFE FOLKS.... HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE CAREBEARS - KAM - TEX - MCA - DELIGHT - THE REVOLUTION - THE POMPEY PIRATES - BIRDY - THE MEDWAY BOYS - SEWER SOFT -[/quoteMain [quote]AUTOMATION CD 211 - VAPOUR - THE LAW - SHAREZ JEK - OZZ - DACK - ANDY THE ARFLING - THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIC - IAN.C - PURSY - NIK FROM THE QUARTET - MERLIN - XERID - STAN THE MAN - MOB - MONTY - THE OVERLANDERS -


#211v2
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                   THE DAY OF THE VIPER MAY NEED ONE MEG AS IT IS BUFFERED COMPACTION BUT THATS LIFE FOLKS.... HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE CAREBEARS - KAM - TEX - MCA - DELIGHT - THE REVOLUTION - THE POMPEY PIRATES - BIRDY - THE MEDWAY BOYS - SEWER SOFT -

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AUTOMATION CD 211 - VAPOUR - THE LAW - SHAREZ JEK - OZZ - DACK - ANDY THE ARFLING - THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIC - IAN.C - PURSY - NIK FROM THE QUARTET - MERLIN - XERID - STAN THE MAN - MOB - MONTY - THE OVERLANDERS -


#212
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         AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 212 ------  BOTH TITLES ARE ONE MEG ONLY --- HIT 1 FOR POLICE QUEST I --- 2 FOR ENTERPRISE ---   HI TO ALL MEMBERS OF THE REPLICANTS --- THE OVERLANDERS --- THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY --- THE QUARTET --- THE CAREBEARS --- TEX --- MCA --- KAM --- THE LIGHT TEAM --- SEWER SOFT --- PURSY --- MERLIN --- XERID --- IAN C --- MONTY --- MOB --- STAN THE MAN ---


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#215
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AUTOMATION CD 215....   MY GREETINGS THIS TIME ARE SENT TO:    ALL MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION, THE UNION, THE BLADERUNNERS, THE EMPIRE, THE ALLIANCE, THE MEDWAY BOYS (ESPECIALLY ZITTY - THANKS FOR THE COMPLEMENT... TOOLS ARE USEFULL), SEWER SOFTWARE (GREAT WORK GUYS!), MAL, BOB, COL, BRI, SIMON, IRS, DEAN, AND SPECIAL GUEST GREETINGS GO TO.......     HOUDINI ON THE AMIGA......      MUSIC RIPPED FROM ROCK 'N' ROLL BY THE LAW......       ANYWAY, JUST TIME TO SAY....    


#215v2
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   HELLO, THIS IS CD 215 VERSION 2.0    PRESS Q,W,E AND R FOR DIFFERENT MUSIC....    FULL METAL PLANETE IS NOW 512K.   BATTLE FOR THE THRONE IS STILL ONE MEG AND IS APPEARING ON CD 73 VERSION 2.0   HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS MUSIC?   IT IS A FOUR CHANNEL 16KHZ QUARTET SONG, AND AS SUCH I AM BUGGERED FOR PROCESSOR TIME!     IT WAS WRITTEN ESPECIALLY FOR ME (LAW) AND I HAVE USED IT TO SHOW ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD THAT NOT ONLY THE POMPOUS PRICKS CAN PLAY 16KHZ QUARTET SONGS...  THANKS TO OUR NEW MUSICIAN FOR THESE...  HOPE THERE IS MORE TO COME!   YO! VAPOUR, LIKED THE LABELS IN THE DEPACK SOURCE FOR PRICKS PACKER 1.5  -  YEAH!  ALIEN IS......A PRICK!     GREAT ONE!   ANYWAY, DUE TO THE LARGE AMOUNT OF DIGI-DATA IN THIS SONG, I SHALL NOT TYPE MUCH HERE AND CALL IT A WRAP!    


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#217
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AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 216. THE CRAP GETS CRAPPIER . . . AND SMALLER!       WE ARE THE BEST SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST! NOBODY PACKS MORE THAN AUTOMATION NOT EVEN THE BAD PACKERS AND THERE ARE PLENTY OF THEM . . . OK LETS GET ON WITH THE GREETS AS I AM NOT GOING TO WASTE ANY MORE TIME WRITING SCROLLTEXT FOR A CRAPPY COMPACT DISK!            GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , MOB , FLAME OF FINLAND AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


#217v2
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AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 216 NOW FOR THE STE... THE CRAP GETS CRAPPIER . . . AND SMALLER!       WE ARE THE BEST SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST! NOBODY PACKS MORE THAN AUTOMATION NOT EVEN THE BAD PACKERS AND THERE ARE PLENTY OF THEM . . . OK LETS GET ON WITH THE GREETS AS I AM NOT GOING TO WASTE ANY MORE TIME WRITING SCROLLTEXT FOR A CRAPPY COMPACT DISK!            GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , MOB , FLAME OF FINLAND AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


#218
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AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 217. HERE ARE SOME MORE TITLES WHICH ARE NOT MY CUP OF TEA AS THEY SAY!  I HATE FOOTBALL , I DON'T PLAY ADVENTURES ANYMORE (NOT ENOUGH TIME) AND I'M NOT INTO STRATEGY GAMES AS THEY TEND TO BE A BIT BORING. SO , YOU SAY WHY BOTHER PACKING SUCH GAMES . . . WELL , YOU SEE , WE DO THEM FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO PLAY THEM. CONSIDERATE AREN'T WE? NO ONE ELSE SEEMS TO BE! WE ARE THE BEST SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST! NOBODY PACKS MORE THAN AUTOMATION NOT EVEN THE BAD PACKERS AND THERE ARE PLENTY OF THEM . . .         GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , MOB , FLAME OF FINLAND AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


#218v2
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AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 217 NOW STE COMPATIBLE BUT WAS IT WORTH THE WAIT... HERE ARE SOME MORE TITLES WHICH ARE NOT MY CUP OF TEA AS THEY SAY!  I HATE FOOTBALL , I DON'T PLAY ADVENTURES ANYMORE (NOT ENOUGH TIME) AND I'M NOT INTO STRATEGY GAMES AS THEY TEND TO BE A BIT BORING. SO , YOU SAY WHY BOTHER PACKING SUCH GAMES . . . WELL , YOU SEE , WE DO THEM FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO PLAY THEM. CONSIDERATE AREN'T WE? NO ONE ELSE SEEMS TO BE! WE ARE THE BEST SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST! NOBODY PACKS MORE THAN AUTOMATION NOT EVEN THE BAD PACKERS AND THERE ARE PLENTY OF THEM . . .         GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , MOB , FLAME OF FINLAND AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


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#220
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             gWELCOME TO              iAUTOMATION  p              CD 220    p            cINTRO CODED BY              eOBERJE'   p           gVERMINATOR MUSIC HACK BY THE CAPED CRUSADER              gHI AUTOMATION! AND LEELEE THANX FOR WATCHING              hTHIS SCROLLER HAS 10 WAVES PROGRAMMED IN              fEACH IS INDIVIDUALLY SELECTABLE BY CONTROL CODES              aPRETTY COOL HUH               bI KNEW YOU'D AGREE!              dOH NO, I'M SINKING!              fYEEEEEEAAAAAH!              jAAAAARRRRRGGGHH!              eTHIS IS MY FAVOURITE WAVE - NICE AND TAME!              WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SPRITES              gRATHER DULL ACTUALLY - BUT AT LEAST THEY ARE THERE!              hGREETINGS TO              aAUTOMATION (OBVIOUSLY!)              cLEELEE              gTHE LOST BOYS               fTHE FATT MAN CLUB               dFROSTY THE SNOWMAN              eROZEL              gGOOSE              bJOE 90              hTHE CAPED CRUSADER              eGRAHAME SUPREME OVERLORD OF THE UNIVERSE              iTHE REPLICANTS       THE OVERLANDERS            aTHE LIGHT TEAM                   bMCA           KAM                  cSTAN THE MAN              PURSY             IAN.C                  dMOB            THE STARKS                  eTHE MEDWAY BOYS               fDURUX MD      GO GET IM FAST            IQ ZERO    I MEAN ALIEN             fTHE EDITMAN AND HAL             SEWER SOFTWARE              WEIRD SCIENCE                


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             THIS CODE HAS BEEN ALTERED FOR THE STE   gWELCOME TO              iAUTOMATION  p              CD 220    p            cINTRO CODED BY              eOBERJE'   p           gVERMINATOR MUSIC HACK BY THE CAPED CRUSADER              gHI AUTOMATION! AND LEELEE THANX FOR WATCHING              hTHIS SCROLLER HAS 10 WAVES PROGRAMMED IN              fEACH IS INDIVIDUALLY SELECTABLE BY CONTROL CODES              aPRETTY COOL HUH               bI KNEW YOU'D AGREE!              dOH NO, I'M SINKING!              fYEEEEEEAAAAAH!              jAAAAARRRRRGGGHH!              eTHIS IS MY FAVOURITE WAVE - NICE AND TAME!              WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SPRITES              gRATHER DULL ACTUALLY - BUT AT LEAST THEY ARE THERE!              hGREETINGS TO              aAUTOMATION (OBVIOUSLY!)              cLEELEE              gTHE LOST BOYS               fTHE FATT MAN CLUB               dFROSTY THE SNOWMAN              eROZEL              gGOOSE              bJOE 90              hTHE CAPED CRUSADER              eGRAHAME SUPREME OVERLORD OF THE UNIVERSE              iTHE REPLICANTS       THE OVERLANDERS                h  THE LIGHT TEAM                   bMCA           KAM                  cSTAN THE MAN              PURSY             IAN.C                  dMOB            THE STARKS                  eTHE MEDWAY BOYS               fDURUX MD      GO GET IM FAST            IQ ZERO    I MEAN ALIEN                 c  THE EDITMAN AND HAL             SEWER SOFTWARE              WEIRD SCIENCE                


P.S. 217 and 218 actually write 216 and 217 in the text, but display the proper number in the scroller Smiley. I guess that it was a reshifflng of the font that caused this? Anyway, the text is ripped properly and anyone who doesn't trust me can go ahead and try it for him(her)self!

#221
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  AUTOMATION CD 221 BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK       WE ARE (IN NO SPECIAL ORDER)     DIO     MIDI MAN     EL SID (WELL IT WAS LAST TIME)     WINNY     PERCY THE PIRATE     APPOLLO...............SPECIAL CREDITS GO TO DEFCON FOR THIS BRILLIANT BIT OF CODE.... CHEERS LADS BOTH THE GAMES ON THIS DISK ARE ONE MEG ONLY. SORRY BUT THIS WAS DUE TO THE BUFFERED DECOMPACTION. IF WE HAD USED THE NORMAL DECOMPACTOR WE WOULD NOT HAVE GOT STAR BREAKER ON THE DISK WITH IT.  SO ALL YOU HALF MEG OWNERS WILL HAVE TO GET AN UPGRADE, IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GO. ALSO WHEN PLAYING ULTIMA V KEEP THE DISK WRITE ENABLED OR THE GAME WON'T LOAD.     THE REMAINING MEMBERS OF GOL WOULD LIKE TO WISH THE BALD EAGLE EVERY SUCCESS WITH HIS NEW VENTURE    (NEW ORDER!!!!!)   ANYWAY FRIVOLITY OVER FOR NOW......THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK ARE NOW PART OF AUTOMATION AND WOULD LIKE TO GREET  VAPOUR     THE LAW     DACK (THANX FOR ALL YOUR HELP)     ANDY THE ARFLING    NEIL OF COR BLIMEY  AND ALL OTHER MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION THAT WE DO NOT KNOW        MEGA GREETS TO JOBIL (KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK)  MAL THE BIKE (THANX FOR EVERTHING)  THE POMPEY PIRATES (ALIEN AND STEVE R) MEDWAY BOYS  STCS  MERLIN (IN WALES WE'LL USE YOUR PICS SOON). GREETINGS TO THE BALD EAGLE FROM DIO    CHATSHOW OVER RESTART IMMINENT...BYE BYE.....................TILL NEXT TIME...................ARE YOU NATURALLY LAZY OR CAN YOU NOT PRESS A KEY......LOOK JUST PRESS A KEY OR I WILL RESET.......................................RESTART TIME


#222
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  HELLO ONCE AGAIN   THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK BRING YOU AUTOMATION CD222 WITH YET SOME MORE WONDERFUL TITLES......WELL HERE GOES PRESS 1 FOR BREACH 2......(PLEASE LEAVE DISK WRITE ENABLED TO CREATE YOUR OWN DATA BUT DO THIS ONLY ONCE  - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED -...... PRESS 2 FOR DEEP SPACE...... PRESS 3 FOR DIZZY WIZARD BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE BALD EAGLE FOR PACKING NINETY PER CENT OF THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK MENUS EVEN THOUGH HE KEPT ALL THE SOFTWARE TILL HE PACKED IT BEFORE HE GAVE IT TO ANYONE ELSE......HIS MAIN INTERESTS ARE LEAVING ON THE ORIGINAL INTROS.....(BECAUSE HE CANNOT TAKE THEM OFF OR RIP MUSIC OFF) IN FACT ALL HE CAN DO IS USE OTHER PEOPLES CODE AND THEN GIVE IT TO ANYONE HE FEELS LIKE (DIO AND EL-SID REALLY APPRECIATED THAT ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU TOOK ALL THE CREDIT FOR THE CODE).......BUT APART FROM THAT THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT NEW ORDER IS IF THERE IS NOWT ON TELLY THEN YOU CAN HAVE A GOOD LAUGH AT THEIR MENUS......WELL THAT IS ALL FOLKS.... NOW FOR .....YEP YOU GUESSED SELF APPRAISAL TIME ..... HI TO ALL THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK   GREETINGS TO THE REST OF AUTOMATION (I WOULD GREET YOU ALL INDIVIDUALLY BUT I DO NOT KNOW EVERYONE AND I CANNOT BE BOTHERED TYPING YOU ALL IN THANKS TO DEFCON FOR THE INTRO    GREETINGS TO ANYONE WHO KNOWS US AND A MEGA GREET TO JOBIL SORRY FOR THE DELAY I WILL BE IN TOUCH VERY SOON AND MEGA GREETS GOTO MAL (THE GUY WHO IS NEVER IN!!!!) HEY DACK WE ARE SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG TO DO THESE TWO DISKS BUT WE SHOULD BE FASTER NEXT TIME ANYWAY IT IS NOW 1 AM AND I AM !)('!.!!           I MEAN TIRED SO I AM GOING TO BED NOW BUT BEFORE I GO IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO IS FASTER THAN DORK MD IF SO YOU KNOW WHERE WE ARE!!!!  NIGHTY NIGHT NOW..............ZZZZZ   ZZZZZ    ZZZZZ    ZZZZZ    ZZZZZ    ZZZZZ       


#223
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AUTOMATION CD 223.....     PLUS AND MINUS ON KEYPAD FOR SPEED     WHO ELSE GIVES YOU THE BOOT TITLES IN 512K FULLY PACKED......      TAKE A LOOK AT OUR RECENT TRACK RECORD....    CD 200: GREAT COURTS    CD 214: SEVEN GATES OF JAMBALA AND SUPER WONDERBOY    CD 219: DOUBLE DRAGON II    CD 220: DOGS OF WAR AND GALAXY FORCE II    AND NOW CD 223: THE UNTOUCHABLES        LEAVING ALL MODESTY ASIDE, AUTOMATION ARE QUITE SIMPLY THE BEST!      MEGA GREETINGS TO 'HOUDINI ON THE AMIGA' (WRONG MACHINE)     ALSO HI TO....     AUTOMATION (EVERYONE MENTIONED ON CD 214, PLUS PHILL (AN ARTIST YOU FORGOT!)), THE DREAM WEAVERS (THANX FOR THE GRAFIX), XERUD (YOUR LOGO LOOKS A LOT LIKE XER - I - D, SORRY FOR THE ERROR!), MAL AND COL (ACE SUPPLIERS), I.R.S., SIMON, BOB, DEAN AND THE NUTTERS (LEAVE HIM ALONE SO HE CAN GET ON WITH SOME SERIOUS GAME PLAYING, GUYS!!), ANTI-GREETINGS TO WHOEVER ANSWERED THE 'PHONE WHEN I CALLED DEAN THIS MORNING (ONE OF THE NUTTERS, I THINK!   -   ONLY KIDDING!)   AND    DORK M (EGA). D (ICKHEAD).        PICTURE BY TUCKER    FONT BY XERUD    CODING BY THE LAW    MUSIC RIPPED FROM VERMINATOR BY THE LAW    AUTOMATION LOGO BY MORAY.S    WELL, IT'S NOW 1:29 (AM) ON SUNDAY, FEB 19TH, AND I AM GOING TO WATCH 'MARRIED, WITH CHILDREN'......   BYE, BYE......         


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  HELLO THIS IS AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 224    KEYS 4 TO 8 ALTER MUSAK . . .      PLEASE NOTE THAT YOU MUST USE ANOTHER BLANK FORMATTED DISK FOR YOUR BLOODWICH 2 SAVE GAMES.  THE REASON FOR THIS IS THAT BLOODWICH USES OVER 120K FOR ITS SAVEGAME DATA AND I THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD PREFER TO HAVE SPY VERSUS SPY 2 ON THIS COMPACT INSTEAD OF BEING ABLE TO USE THE DISK FOR YOUR SAVED GAMES . . . . . THIS PICTURE IS A SNAPSHOT OF SOME OF AUTOMATION AT OUR HEAD QUARTERS. FROM LEFT TO RIGHT WE HAVE THE LAW   OZZWALD    AND NEIL OF CB. I AM TOO GOOD LOOKING TO APPEAR ON THE PICTURE.   ONCE AGAIN WE BRING YOU ANOTHER RAW DATA GAME IN THE FORM OF BATMAN CONVERTED INTO FILES AND WORKING IN 512K. NICE ONE SHARAZ.  OK! WE CALL UPON YOU TO FORMAT ALL COMPACTS BELONGING TO ANY OTHER CREW!   GO ROUND TO THEIR HOUSE WITH A MAGNET AND WRECK THEIR WORK DISKS.  DESTROY ALL COMPETITION . . .     AS IF THERE IS ANY!      THERE IS MORE OF SUCH STUFF TO FOLLOW INCLUDING TURBO OUTRUN AND FIGHTER BOMBER (PACKED PROPERLY! NONE OF THIS STICK THE DISK 2 ON SIDE B OF DISK 1 CRAP). THOSE TWO WILL BE FROM SHARAZ. TURBO OUTRUN IS ALREADY DONE BUT THE GRAPHIX ON LEVEL 15 ARE STUFFED SO WE WILL NOT RELEASE IT UNTIL WE GET A GOOD COPY OF THAT LEVEL.  FROM VAPOUR THERE IS STORMLORD ALREADY FINISHED AND BAD COMPANY THE RELEASE VERSION ALMOST READY.  HOPEFULLY IF NEIL OF CB GETS HIS ACT TOGETHER THERE WILL BE SPACE HARRIER 2    ESKIMO GAMES     FIRST CONTACT     CROSS OUT    AND POWER DRIFT     OR AT LEAST SOME OF THESE TITLES. NEIL CAN DO IT SO DON NOT WORRY      AND IF HE DOES NOT MANAGE TO DO ANY OF THEM THEN SOMEONE ELSE IN AUTOMATION WILL.  HEY LAWRENCE! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT CRAP PICTURE YOU USED ON COMPACT 223. WHO NEEDS JOKES IN THE SCROLLTEXT WITH GRAPHICS LIKE THAT. ALMOST AS BAD AS THE ONE NEIL ACCIDENTALLY USED ON COMPACT 134 NOT TO MENTION THE CRAPPY DIGI PICS USED IN THE 150 TO 160 ERA BY OZZ. IF YOU HAVE NO GOOD GRAPHICS THEN ASK THE REST OF AUTOMATION FOR SOME GOOD STUFF!  IF YOU WANT A TITLE WHICH IS ON SOMEONE ELSES COMPACT TO APPEAR ON OUR MENUS THEN SEND US AN ORIGINAL . . . . . .  WE ARE PREPARED TO SPEND AS MUCH TIME AS IT TAKES TO PUT ANY GAME ON COMPACT DISK.  ANYONE CAN GO FOR LOADS OF EASY STUFF TO FILL UP DISKS. ANYONE WHO REFRAINS FROM  PACKING GAMES JUST BECAUSE THEY TAKE A LONG TIME TO REACH THE END PRODUCT IS A LAMER.  TURBO OUTRUN TOOK SHARAZ JEK 8 DAYS TO PACK AN A MINUTE TO CRACK.  SEVEN GATES OF JAMBALA TOOK VAPOUR 6 DAYS TO RIP OFF ALL THE DATA . . . UNPACK WITH THEIR DEPACKER  . . . REPACK WITH A BETTER PACKER . . . AND FINALLY WRITE NEW LOAD ROUTINES. NOW THATS DEDICATION FOR YA!  BEFORE I FORGET THE CRACK WAS A PIECE OF CAKE.  THIS INTRO WAS CODED BY THE OVERLANDERS (BY STAN MERCURY WITH HELP FROM MISTER BEE). OVERLANDERS LOGO BY THE SERGEANT (THANKS). FONT 32X32 BY FURYO. FONT 8X8 BY STAN MERCURY. GREETINGS GO TO OVERLANDERS: (DOGUE DE MAUVE   EPSILON   FURYO   HUMUNGUS   MISTER BEE   PEEWEE   SPEEDLIGHT   STAN MERCURY   SYGMA FORCE   TYPHON   WHITE SPIRIT  X BIOS MEN   ZIGGY STARDUST).  OTHER GREETS GO TO THE REPLICANTS      MCA      TEX      THE CAREBEARS     THE MEDWAY BOYS      STAN THE MAN       LEELEE     OBERJE    MOB       PURSY      IAN C     MERLIN       NIK FROM THE QUARTET        SEWER SOFTWARE        EDITMAN      IQ ZERO     (ALIEN) BY THE WAY DICKHEAD . . . THE ROUTINE TO MAKE THE PROGRAM USE THE MAIN DIRECTORY HELPS TO PREVENT A TITLE FROM SEARCHING FOR DRIVE B IF PRESENT. ITS A PITY YOU DID NOT HAVE THE FORSIGHT TO REALISE THIS. WHAT A WANKER! WILL SOMEONE SEND THE ALIEN SOME BOXING GLOVES TO CURE HIM OF HIS PROBLEM?              ANOTHER BUMHOOLER IS J.P.M WHO CLAIMS THAT AUTOMATION PACKER IS A RIP OFF OF HIS THUNDER VERSION 2. THATS FUNNY CONSIDERING THAT THUNDER 2 IS DATED JUNE 89 WHILST AUTOMATION 2.3 IS DATED JANUARY 89!          I ONCE HAD A FRIEND CALLED SHAUN WHO HAD A STUTTER. HIS FAVOURITE RECORD WAS BY DAVID BOWIE . . . CH CH CH CH CH CHANGES. SPANDAU BALLET EVEN REWROTE ONE OF THEIR HIT SINGLES FOR HIM. IT WAS CALLED TO CUT A SHORT STORY LONG. I BET YOU REALLY LOVE HOUSE MUSIC SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SHAUN!    


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  HELLO THIS IS AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 224    KEYS 4 TO 8 ALTER MUSAK . . .      PLEASE NOTE THAT YOU MUST USE ANOTHER BLANK FORMATTED DISK FOR YOUR BLOODWICH 2 SAVE GAMES.  THE REASON FOR THIS IS THAT BLOODWICH USES OVER 120K FOR ITS SAVEGAME DATA AND I THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD PREFER TO HAVE SPY VERSUS SPY 2 ON THIS COMPACT INSTEAD OF BEING ABLE TO USE THE DISK FOR YOUR SAVED GAMES . . . . . THIS PICTURE IS A SNAPSHOT OF SOME OF AUTOMATION AT OUR HEAD QUARTERS. FROM LEFT TO RIGHT WE HAVE THE LAW   OZZWALD    AND NEIL OF CB. I AM TOO GOOD LOOKING TO APPEAR ON THE PICTURE.   ONCE AGAIN WE BRING YOU ANOTHER RAW DATA GAME IN THE FORM OF BATMAN CONVERTED INTO FILES AND WORKING IN 512K. NICE ONE SHARAZ.  OK! WE CALL UPON YOU TO FORMAT ALL COMPACTS BELONGING TO ANY OTHER CREW!   GO ROUND TO THEIR HOUSE WITH A MAGNET AND WRECK THEIR WORK DISKS.  DESTROY ALL COMPETITION . . .     AS IF THERE IS ANY!      THERE IS MORE OF SUCH STUFF TO FOLLOW INCLUDING TURBO OUTRUN AND FIGHTER BOMBER (PACKED PROPERLY! NONE OF THIS STICK THE DISK 2 ON SIDE B OF DISK 1 CRAP). THOSE TWO WILL BE FROM SHARAZ. TURBO OUTRUN IS ALREADY DONE BUT THE GRAPHIX ON LEVEL 15 ARE STUFFED SO WE WILL NOT RELEASE IT UNTIL WE GET A GOOD COPY OF THAT LEVEL.  FROM VAPOUR THERE IS STORMLORD ALREADY FINISHED AND BAD COMPANY THE RELEASE VERSION ALMOST READY.  HOPEFULLY IF NEIL OF CB GETS HIS ACT TOGETHER THERE WILL BE SPACE HARRIER 2    ESKIMO GAMES     FIRST CONTACT     CROSS OUT    AND POWER DRIFT     OR AT LEAST SOME OF THESE TITLES. NEIL CAN DO IT SO DON NOT WORRY      AND IF HE DOES NOT MANAGE TO DO ANY OF THEM THEN SOMEONE ELSE IN AUTOMATION WILL.  HEY LAWRENCE! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT CRAP PICTURE YOU USED ON COMPACT 223. WHO NEEDS JOKES IN THE SCROLLTEXT WITH GRAPHICS LIKE THAT. ALMOST AS BAD AS THE ONE NEIL ACCIDENTALLY USED ON COMPACT 134 NOT TO MENTION THE CRAPPY DIGI PICS USED IN THE 150 TO 160 ERA BY OZZ. IF YOU HAVE NO GOOD GRAPHICS THEN ASK THE REST OF AUTOMATION FOR SOME GOOD STUFF!  IF YOU WANT A TITLE WHICH IS ON SOMEONE ELSES COMPACT TO APPEAR ON OUR MENUS THEN SEND US AN ORIGINAL . . . . . .  WE ARE PREPARED TO SPEND AS MUCH TIME AS IT TAKES TO PUT ANY GAME ON COMPACT DISK.  ANYONE CAN GO FOR LOADS OF EASY STUFF TO FILL UP DISKS. ANYONE WHO REFRAINS FROM  PACKING GAMES JUST BECAUSE THEY TAKE A LONG TIME TO REACH THE END PRODUCT IS A LAMER.  TURBO OUTRUN TOOK SHARAZ JEK 8 DAYS TO PACK AN A MINUTE TO CRACK.  SEVEN GATES OF JAMBALA TOOK VAPOUR 6 DAYS TO RIP OFF ALL THE DATA . . . UNPACK WITH THEIR DEPACKER  . . . REPACK WITH A BETTER PACKER . . . AND FINALLY WRITE NEW LOAD ROUTINES. NOW THATS DEDICATION FOR YA!  BEFORE I FORGET THE CRACK WAS A PIECE OF CAKE.  THIS INTRO WAS CODED BY THE OVERLANDERS (BY STAN MERCURY WITH HELP FROM MISTER BEE). OVERLANDERS LOGO BY THE SERGEANT (THANKS). FONT 32X32 BY FURYO. FONT 8X8 BY STAN MERCURY. GREETINGS GO TO OVERLANDERS: (DOGUE DE MAUVE   EPSILON   FURYO   HUMUNGUS   MISTER BEE   PEEWEE   SPEEDLIGHT   STAN MERCURY   SYGMA FORCE   TYPHON   WHITE SPIRIT  X BIOS MEN   ZIGGY STARDUST).  OTHER GREETS GO TO THE REPLICANTS      MCA      TEX      THE CAREBEARS     THE MEDWAY BOYS      STAN THE MAN       LEELEE     OBERJE    MOB       PURSY      IAN C     MERLIN       NIK FROM THE QUARTET        SEWER SOFTWARE        EDITMAN    NOW HERE COMES A REPLY TO AN ALIEN SLAGGING . . THE ROUTINE TO MAKE THE PROGRAM USE THE MAIN DIRECTORY HELPS TO PREVENT A TITLE FROM SEARCHING FOR DRIVE B IF PRESENT. ITS A PITY YOU DID NOT HAVE THE FORSIGHT TO REALISE THIS. WHAT AN IDIOT! WILL SOMEONE SEND THE ALIEN SOME BOXING GLOVES TO CURE HIM OF HIS PROBLEM?                   ANOTHER FOOL IS J.P.M WHO CLAIMS THAT AUTOMATION PACKER IS A RIP OFF OF HIS THUNDER VERSION 2. THATS FUNNY CONSIDERING THAT THUNDER 2 IS DATED JUNE 89 WHILST AUTOMATION 2.3 IS DATED JANUARY 89!          I ONCE HAD A FRIEND CALLED SHAUN WHO HAD A STUTTER. HIS FAVOURITE RECORD WAS BY DAVID BOWIE . . . CH CH CH CH CH CHANGES. SPANDAU BALLET EVEN REWROTE ONE OF THEIR HIT SINGLES FOR HIM. IT WAS CALLED TO CUT A SHORT STORY LONG. I BET YOU REALLY LOVE HOUSE MUSIC SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SHAUN!    


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YEEEAH! THE DISK BUSTER STRIKES BACK WITH A COMPLETELY NEW INTRO! ALL CODING BY THE DISKBUSTER AND AS USUAL NOWADAYS ALL GRAPHIXX BY FRESH OF TLT!!! BUT I WANT MORE GRAPHIXX ON THAT PIC! HAVE U GOT THAT FRESH...... SPREKK BLUTTE AND EKOTTE CORPORATION!!!  WELL.... TDB OF TLT SIGNING OFF.... SEE YOU LATER!        GREETS GO TO THE REPLICANTS      THE OVERLANDERS     THE MEDWAY BOYS      THE STARKS      WEIRD SCIENCE        FLEXIBLE FRONT... HOW ABOUT CODING SOME INTROS GUYS?      STAN THE MAN       KAM      PURSY      MOB      IAN.C       MERLIN       OBERJE         FINGERBOBS        LEELEE       THE LOST BOYS      THE CAREBEARS       THE EMPIRE       FLAME OF FINLAND      MONTY       NIK FROM THE QUARTET          THE DISK BUSTER HAS DONE IT AGAIN!!!  HEY CRYPTON! HURRY UP WITH YOUR STUFF. I CAN NOT WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN UP TO. PRESS SIX TO NINE TO ALTER MUSIC.      HERE WE HAVE TWO MORE BRILLIANT HALF MEG RAW DATA PACKS FROM THE MEGA BRILLIANT VAPOUR.   WHAT AN EGO HUH?    HANG ON I DID NOT LIKE THAT.....     MEGA MEGA MEGA BRILLIANT WILL DO NICELY.     OUCH! MY HEAD!   I AM SURE THAT DOOR IS GETTING SMALLER......     THIS IS THE FINAL VERSION OF BAD COMPANY UNLIKE THE VERSION ON OUR COMPACT DISK ONE NINE ZERO AND THE ONE DONE BY F.O.F.T       I AM SORRY ABOUT TRAINING STORMLORD AND NOT BAD COMPANY BUT CHEAT MODES AS WE SAY ARE FOR CHEATS SO EARN WHAT YOU GET FOLKS . . .    PLEASE DO NOT FILE COPY THIS DISK AS THE BAD COMPANY HIGH SCORES ARE SAVED TO SECTOR SIX AND THE MAIN FILE LOADING ROUTINE FOR  STORMLORD IS STORED AS RAW DATA ON TRACK EIGHTY ONE AS THERE WAS NO PERMANENT FREE RAM AVAILABLE IN HALF MEG.   AND YOU DO WANT A HALF MEG VERSION . . .    OK! NOW I VAPOUR AM GOING TO STOP TYPING RUBBISH AND I AM GOING TO SEE ABOUT GIVING YOU A HALF MEG FILE VERSION OF THAT MAMMOTH THREE  DOUBLE SIDED DISK GAME OPERATION THUNDERBOLT AND THE TWO DISK GAMES OF RAINBOW ISLANDS AND NEW ZEALAND STORY. WELL THOSE WILL KEEP ME  OCCUPIED FOR ANOTHER WEEK . . . . . AND THEN I WILL BE HUNTING AROUND FOR SOME MORE RAW DATA MULTI DISK STUFF TO BYTE THE DUST IN HALF MEG!    YEEEAH! THE DISK BUSTER STRIKES BACK WITH A COMPLETELY NEW INTRO! ALL CODING BY THE DISKBUSTER AND AS USUAL NOWADAYS ALL GRAPHIXX BY FRESH OF TLT!!! BUT I WANT MORE GRAPHIXX ON THAT PIC! HAVE U GOT THAT FRESH...... SPREKK BLUTTE AND EKOTTE CORPORATION!!!  WELL.... TDB OF TLT SIGNING OFF.... SEE YOU LATER!        GREETS GO TO THE REPLICANTS      THE OVERLANDERS     THE MEDWAY BOYS      THE STARKS      WEIRD SCIENCE        FLEXIBLE FRONT... HOW ABOUT CODING SOME INTROS GUYS?      STAN THE MAN       KAM      PURSY      MOB      IAN.C       MERLIN       OBERJE         FINGERBOBS        LEELEE       THE LOST BOYS      THE CAREBEARS       THE EMPIRE       FLAME OF FINLAND      MONTY       NIK FROM THE QUARTET          THE DISK BUSTER HAS DONE IT AGAIN!!!  HEY CRYPTON! HURRY UP WITH YOUR STUFF. I CAN NOT WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN UP TO. PRESS SIX TO NINE TO ALTER MUSIC.      HERE WE HAVE TWO MORE BRILLIANT HALF MEG RAW DATA PACKS FROM THE MEGA BRILLIANT VAPOUR.   WHAT AN EGO HUH?    HANG ON I DID NOT LIKE THAT.....     MEGA MEGA MEGA BRILLIANT WILL DO NICELY.     OUCH! MY HEAD!   I AM SURE THAT DOOR IS GETTING SMALLER......     THIS IS THE FINAL VERSION OF BAD COMPANY UNLIKE THE VERSION ON OUR COMPACT DISK ONE NINE ZERO AND THE ONE DONE BY F.O.F.T       I AM SORRY ABOUT TRAINING STORMLORD AND NOT BAD COMPANY BUT CHEAT MODES AS WE SAY ARE FOR CHEATS SO EARN WHAT YOU GET FOLKS . . .    PLEASE DO NOT FILE COPY THIS DISK AS THE BAD COMPANY HIGH SCORES ARE SAVED TO SECTOR SIX AND THE MAIN FILE LOADING ROUTINE FOR  STORMLORD IS STORED AS RAW DATA ON TRACK EIGHTY ONE AS THERE WAS NO PERMANENT FREE RAM AVAILABLE IN HALF MEG.   AND YOU DO WANT A HALF MEG VERSION . . .    OK! NOW I VAPOUR AM GOING TO STOP TYPING RUBBISH AND I AM GOING TO SEE ABOUT GIVING YOU A HALF MEG FILE VERSION OF THAT MAMMOTH THREE  DOUBLE SIDED DISK GAME OPERATION THUNDERBOLT AND THE TWO DISK GAMES OF RAINBOW ISLANDS AND NEW ZEALAND STORY. WELL THOSE WILL KEEP ME  OCCUPIED FOR ANOTHER WEEK . . . . . AND THEN I WILL BE HUNTING AROUND FOR SOME MORE RAW DATA MULTI DISK STUFF TO BYTE THE DUST IN HALF MEG!   


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   vwxyz{ 226 vwxyz{        IF YOU PUT THESE TITLES BACK ONTO THEIR ORIGINAL FORMATS YOU WOULD NEED FIVE DISKS......     DON'T JEST WITH THE BEST (POMPEY PIRATES TAKE NOTE: WE ARE THE BEST! - EVEN TCB SAID SO!  WOULD YOU ARGUE WITH TCB, 'COS I WOULDN'T)     CODE BY THE LAW    PICTURE BY MERLIN    FONT BY NEIL.E AND THE LAW    MEGA MUSIC BY MAD MAX OF THE EXCEPTIONS      GO AND GET A COPY OF THE 'SO WATT' DEMO.....   NICE ONE GUYS.....     DACK AND MYSELF LIKED SYNC'S SCREEN BEST.....    GET YOUR DEMO OUT SOON.......     WELL, THESE SCROLLTEXTS ARE GETTING TOO SERIOUS, SO JUST FOR LIGHT ENTERTAINMENT, HERE IS A SPOOF GREETINGS LIST....  PLEASE DON'T TAKE OFFENCE IF YOU ARE MENTIONED, I HAVE ONLY DONE IT BECAUSE MOST SCROLLTEXTS ARE MEGA-BORING!!!!......     THE LAX AND DICK OF THE UN-BEARABLES WOULD LIKE TO GREET....    THE REST OF AUTOMATION (  WIPER   OOZE   SHARAZ JERK   NEIL OF BLOODY EK   THE GONADS OF LOGIK   NORMAL PEOPLE IN CHICKENS   BBC (BEST BAD CRACKERS)   THE RUBBER BANDERS  AND ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE IN OUR CREW  ),  THE POMPOUS PROSTRATES,   THE MIDWAY BOGS (ZITTY AND THE MIGHTY CLAG),  THE BLADDER RUNNERS,  PHALUS,  THE ONION,  SICKER SOFTWARE,   AND   THE PYROTITNITS.....     OR SHOULD THAT BE....    VAPOUR, OZZ, SHARAZ JEK, NEIL OF CB, THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK, THE SUB-HUMANS IN TURKEY, THE BAD BREW CREW, THE OVERLANDERS, THE POMPEY PIRATES (ALIEN IS RACIST), THE MEDWAY BOYS (ZIPPY AND THE MIGHTY CLOG),  THE BLADERUNNERS, PHALANX, THE UNION, SEWER SOFTWARE AND THE PYROTECHNICS.....    WELL, THAT WAS WORTH A LAUGH WASN'T IT....   I EVEN EXTRACTED THE URINE FROM MYSELF AND THE REST OF AUTOMATION, SO FEEL HONOURED IF YOU WERE SPOOFED....   OTHER GREETS TO ...........  MAL 'THE BEST SUPPLIER IN THE WORLD' THE BIKE   (DO THE GUARDIANS AGREE WITH ME, OR WHAT?),  COL (ONE OF THE OTHER BEST SUPPLIERS), BOB (PACKS FILES FOR ME COS THEY TAKE TOO LONG!), DACK, PHILL, DEAN (MR. BUISINESS SOFTWARE), TREV FROM MAL (LOOK, YOUR ON AN AUTOMATION SCROLLER), AND ALL OUR LOYAL FANS...   WHICH JUST HAPPENS TO INCLUDE THE CAREBEARS (THANX FOR THE COMPLEMENT, YOU ARE THE BEST DEMO CODERS)........    BYE BYE......   THE LAW.....      


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PRESS A TO F TO ALTER MUSAK!  OK NOW FOLLOWS A LIST OF THE LAST 75 DISKS!   176 RED LIGHTNING  ANCO STRIP POKER (1.8 TOS ONLY)  FREDDY HARDEST.    177 WESTERN GAMES  PHANTASIE II.    178 FORBIDDEN QUEST  STARFLEET  ST HACK  STRIKE  ARTIFICIAL DREAMS.    179 MANIAC MANSION  SUPERBIKE CHALLENGE  SPEEDBOAT ASSASSIN.    180 NAVY MOVES  FAST LANE.    181 COMMANDO  VERMINATOR  SWITCHBLADE.    182 GATEWAY  TOP SECRET  WHEEL OF FORTUNE  SUN AND TIMES CROSSWORDS.    184 ROCKET RANGER (MEG)  FLIGHT SIMULATOR II (MEG).    185 MIAMI VICE  PHAROAH.    186 UNIVERSAL MILITARY SIMULATOR  POTHOLE PETE  ATARI PLANETARIUM  PICTIONARY  LITTLE COMPUTER PEOPLE.    187 KILLDOZERS  GUNSHIP  SCHOOLYARD SLAUGHTER.    188 BREACH  HARD DRIVING  TRIVIA TROVE  A MIND FOREVER VOYAGING  SPECTRUM 512.    189 RED STORM RISING  AUTODUEL.    190 INTERPHASE  AXELS MAGIC HAMMER  FIRST PERSON PINBALL  BAD COMPANY (PRE RELEASE VERSION).    191 HELL RAISER  FIST OF FURY  HOLE IN ONE  CUBEMAZE.    192 CHAOS STRIKES BACK.    193 ZAK MCKRAKEN AND THE ALIEN MINDBENDERS.    194 SAFARI GUNS  SHOOT THE MOON  KENNY DALGLISH SOCCER MATCH.    195 BELLUM  SPACE FLIGHT  POWERPLAY.    196 CHASE HQ (MEG)  BALANCE OF POWER 1990 (MEG)  MONKEYS AND BALLOONS.    197 SHERMAN M4 (MEG)  ROLLER COASTER RUMBLER (MEG).    198 TERRYS BIG ADVENTURE  STARBLAZE  GILBERT ESCAPE FROM DRILL  MINDBENDER  AYATOLLA INVADERS.    199 GHOULS AND GHOSTS  MOT  COLOUR SPACE.    200 GREAT COURTS  PIPEDREAM  SKIDOO.    201 AFRICAN RAIDERS  DRAGONS OF FLAME.    202 POOL 1.3  HACKER  TRUMP CASTLE  OGRE  TECHMATE  ROULETTE  PEGAMMON  MAGIC BILLE  MAGIC CASES  MAGIC ALPHABET.    203 WERNER  BRAINBOX.    204 ARMADA (MEG)  CONFLICT EUROPE (MEG).    205 PATRICE MARTIN (MEG)   LEGEND OF DJEL (MEG).    206 CLUEDO  KAYDEN GARTH  TARGET RANGE  COLONIAL CONQUEST.    207 NORTH AND SOUTH  LEONARNDO.    208 TONIC TILES (1.8 TOS VERSION)  KELLY X  TOLTEKA  BOB MORANE JUNGLE  CROSSWORD COMPILER  TRIVIA MASTER  BACKGAMMON.    209 ULTIMA II  PHANTASIE I V2.0  JUMPSTER  MONOPOLY  FINAL ASSAULT.    210 AUTOROUTE (MEG).    211 CRAZY SHOT  DAY OF THE VIPER.    212 ENTERPRISE (MEG)  POLICE QUEST I (MEG).    213 EYE OF HORUS  FOOTBALLER OF THE YEAR II  WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT.    214 SUPER WONDERBOY  SEVEN GATES OF JAMBALA.    215 BATTLE FOR THE THRONE (MEG)  FULL METAL PLANETE (MEG).    216 TRITON III  DAILY DOUBLE  QUARTET  TREASURE ISLAND DIZZY.    217 GONE FISHING  FORMULA ONE GRAND PRIX  BISMARK  WHO MAIMED ROGER RABBIT.    218 CORRUPTION  WIZARDS CROWN  BRIAN CLOUGH FOOTBALL FORTUNES.    219 DOUBLE DRAGON II  ALF.    220 DOGS OF WAR  GALAXY FORCE II  TEMPEST.    221 ULTIMA 5  STARBREAKER.    223 WORLD TROPHY SOCCER  THE UNTOUCHABLES.    224 BATMAN  SPY VERSUS SPY II  BLOODWICH EXTRA DATA.    225 STORMLORD  BAD COMPANY (RELEASE VERSION)  THE GAMBLER.   226 WIND WALKER  WIZMO  WARGAME CONSTRUCTION SET.    227 HIGHWAY PATROL II  COMPANION  CHECKMATE  SOLITAIRE  BLACKJACK.          COMING VERY SOON . . .    RAINBOW ISLANDS    . . .  JUST FOR THE RECORD VAPOUR TYPED ALL THIS TEXT.    OK NOW HERE IS THE GREETINGS . . .                GREETINGS                   SEE! TOLD YOU.   


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DISK #11!    THANKY DOODY TO STUD FOR THE DYNAMITE DUX ORIGINAL...    EVEN IF THE GAME'S SO EASY IT DIDN'T NEED A TRAINER MODE!!   THANKS TO KEN FOR THE PAPERBOY ORIGINAL...   TO ROB NORTHEN: YOU EXCELLED YOURSELF THIS TIME!  THAT WAS WITHOUT DOUBT YOUR CLASSIEST PIECE OF PROTECTION EVER!!     PIC AND CODING BY THE ALIEN!      THE MUSIC'S FROM WEIRD DREAMS BY THE WAY...       PLEASE NOTE: YOU CANNOT FILE COPY THIS DISK!  YOU MUST USE FCOPY OR A SIMILAR PROGRAM TO COPY THE ENTIRE DISK. THIS IS BECAUSE THERE IS SOME PAPERBOY BLOCK DATA SAVED ON TRACKS 55 TO 76 WHICH ISN'T IN FILES!  THIS IS TO ENABLE IT TO RUN ON HALF MEG MACHINES, SO DON'T COMPLAIN!       THERE ARE TWO MORE MUSIC PRGS ON THIS DISK... COSMIC PIRATES AND ONE I CAN'T PLACE... ANYONE KNOW WHAT IT'S FROM?             POMPEY PIRATES CORE MEMBERS...   „…†‡ˆ‰Š‹Œ, DES, IAN H., STEVE R., RICHARD III, LAWZ.       FRIENDS OF POMPEY PIRATES...   MARK L., DAVE C., VINO, ANDY, COLIN K. AND MICKEY MUTANTS.          GREETINGS TO...   DEREK M.D., ZARNIWOOP, ALEC (FOR TITLE DESIGNER), PAUL, PHIL, ANDY W., DREAM WEAVERS, JOHN H., JOHN PANIC, A.L.F. AND THE REST OF THE BOYS AT THE CLUB, MEDWAY BOYS, AUTOMATION, MCA, WHINY AND THE CARDIGANS OF LOGIC, THE UNION AND ALL OTHER GROUPS...    HEY MAN, WANNA JOIN US?


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                   HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE OVERLANDERS - THE CAREBEARS - KAM - TEX - MCA - STAN THE MAN - PURSY - MOB - LEELEE - OBERJE - DELIGHT - BIRDY - THE MEDWAY BOYS - SEWER SOFTWARE - THE EMPIRE -

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AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 228 - VAPOUR - THE LAW - SHAREZ JEK - OZZ - DACK - THE BBC - TH SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY - THE LIGHT TEAM - THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIC -


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                   HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE OVERLANDERS - THE CAREBEARS - KAM - TEX - MCA - STAN THE MAN - PURSY - MOB - LEELEE - OBERJE - DELIGHT - BIRDY - THE MEDWAY BOYS - SEWER SOFTWARE - THE EMPIRE -

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AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 228 - VAPOUR - THE LAW - SHAREZ JEK - OZZ - DACK - THE BBC - TH SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY - THE LIGHT TEAM - THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIC -


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K! VAPOUR AT THE CONTROLS! YES I HAVE BEEN PLAYING AROUND WITH NEILS SUBROUTINES.     -     RIGHT   NOW LETS ROCK N SCROLL . . .      YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOO! TO THE REPLICANTS  -  THE OVERLANDERS  -  THE CAREBARES  -  THE MEDWAY BOYS  -  DELIGHT  -  THE LIGHT TEAM  -  DEREK MD  -  HAL AND THE EDITMAN  -  KAM  -  PURSY  -  NIK FROM THE QUARTET  -  MOB  -  OBERJE  -  LEELEE  -  IAN.C  -  SEWER SOFTWARE  -  THE STARKS  -  FLAME OF FINLAND  -------  PRESS ZERO TO TOGGLE HERTZ  -------  ENOUGH SAID SO LETS END IT HERE  -  _YEAH! AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 229     -     _BANG KEY 1 FOR SUPERCARS AND IT WILL NOT CHECK THE OLE PROTECTION AFTER 4 TRACKS     -     _SMASH KEY 2 FOR WAYNE GRETSKY ICE HOCKEY (NEVER HEARD OF HIM)     -    


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AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 230. THIS IS THE FOURTH I HAVE DONE IN ONE NIGHT AND THERE IS MORE TO FOLLOW SHORTLY!      NICE WORK ON TURBO OUTRUN AND BATMAN ANDREW . . . HOW ARE YOU GETTING ON WITH FIGHTER BOMBER?    WE ARE THE BEST SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST!         GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LOST BOYS , THE OVERLANDERS , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , NIK FROM THE QUARTET , DELIGHT , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


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THIS CODE WAS FIXED TO DISPLAY SPECTRUM PICTURES PROPERLY ON THE STE SO SPREAD ME EVERYWHERE. OTHER CDS FIXED ON THIS DAY FOR THE STE ARE AS FOLLOWS... 143   152   154   162   163   172   182   207   208   216   217   260.  THE ALL ST VERSIONS ARE AVAILABLE FROM ANY GOOD SUPPLIER....    MEGA BRILLIANT PIC FROM IAN.C ISNT IT      AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 230. THIS IS THE FOURTH I HAVE DONE IN ONE NIGHT AND THERE IS MORE TO FOLLOW SHORTLY!      NICE WORK ON TURBO OUTRUN AND BATMAN ANDREW . . . HOW ARE YOU GETTING ON WITH FIGHTER BOMBER?    WE ARE THE BEST SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST!    POMPEYS SUCK. WE HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT THESE GUYS ARE MAKING BOGUS AUTOMATION MENUS SO BE CAREFUL WHEN COLLECTING OUR STUFF. USE THE CD LISTS ON CD 300 AND CD 58 PART FIVE AND COMPARE OUR DISKS TO OUR GENUINE LISTS.         GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LOST BOYS , THE OVERLANDERS , THE EMPIRE , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , NIK FROM THE QUARTET , DELIGHT , , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM AND MCA . . . . . . . . .

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AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 231      ONE MEG OF RAM NEEDED     SORRY    PRESS 1 FOR RAINBOW ISLANDS     PRESS 2 FOR HILLSFAR          [
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KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED TO AUTOMATION CDS AND YOU MAY JUST FIND SPACE ACE ON THEM.  WELL AT LEAST I AM HOPING TO DO SOMETHING WITH IT WHEN I GET IT. CMON EDITMAN OR PHIL THE PILOT . . . WHERE IS IT?  I CAN NOT WAIT ANY LONGER! I WANT TO GET MY MITS ON IT!  I ALSO WANT AN ORIGINAL OF RAINBOW WARRIORS AND AQUANAUT SO I CAN HAVE A GO AT PACKING THEM INTO 512K FILE VERSIONS TOO!      HOWEVER DO NOT EXPECT TO SEE THESE TITLES ON CD AS I HAVE NOT LOOKED AT THEM TO WORK OUT WHETHER IT IS POSSIBLE TO PUT THEM ON COMPACT OR NOT!  SO, PASS ME AN ORIGINAL AND I WILL CHECK EM OUT! GREETINGS GO TO EVERYONE OUT THERE WHO IS NOT A LAMER.    WHATS A LAMER MISS?      _ AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 232  -  WILL THEY EVER END?  YOU NEVER KNOW! REMEMBER THE SAYING  -ALL GOOD THINGS MUST COME TO AN END-     _ NUMERO 1 WILL GIVE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAARGH FROM SHARAZ JEK  -  WHATS HAPPENED TO FIGHTER BOMBER ANDREW?     -     _ BONKING 2 GIVES YOU CROSSOUT FROM NEIL OF COR BLIMEY     -    


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COPY THIS DISK DOUBLE SIDED 82 TRACKS 10 SECTORS. THERE IS A SAMPLE ON THE B SIDE!  GREETINGS GO TO EVERYONE OUT THERE WHO IS NOT A LAMER.    WHATS A LAMER MISS?      _ AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 233  -  THERE IS NO END TO AUTOMATION COMPACTS  - _ FOR WILDLIFE PRESS KEY ONE - _ FOR THE MAN FROM THE COUNCIL PRESS KEY TWO -


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         AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 234 ------  HIT ONE TO PLAY SPORTING TRIANGLES ------ PRESS TWO TO PLAY POPQUIZ ELSE HIT SPACEBAR FOR ZKUL AND WEST ------   HI TO ALL MEMBERS OF THE REPLICANTS --- THE OVERLANDERS --- THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY --- THE QUARTET --- THE CAREBEARS --- TEX --- MCA --- KAM --- THE LIGHT TEAM --- SEWER SOFT --- PURSY --- MERLIN --- XERUD --- IAN C --- MONTY --- MOB --- STAN THE MAN ---


#235
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             HELLO CHAPS - THIS IS AUTOMATION DISK 235   TIME FOR SOME TRIVIA FOR ALL YOU BOFFS....WHAT HAS YURI ANDROPOV AND LEONARDO DA VINCI GOT IN COMMON..IS IT A: THEY ARE BOTH DEAD. B:THEY BOTH HAVE FOREIGN NAMES. C:THEY BOTH PLAY GOLF WITH BOB HOSKINS..ANSWERS ON A DISK PLEASE,AS WE ARE RUNNING OUT VERY FAST           THIS INTRO WAS CODED BY STAN MERCURY WITH HELP BY MISTER BEE.   OVERLANDERS LOGO BY WHITE SPIRIT FONTE BY FURYO (NEW GRAPHIST) AND DRAGON BY ZARA.  MUSIC BY AN COOL OF TCB (THANKS).     OVERLANDERS MEMBERS ARE : ADSO, DOGUE, EPSILON, FURYO, HUMUNGUS, MISTER BEE, PEEWEE, SPEEDLIGHT, STAN MERCURY, SYGMA FORCE, TYPHON, WHITE SPIRIT AND ZIGGY STARDUST.....            COMING SOON BIG DOGS COCK DISK 236                          


#236
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DISK 236 - THIS ONE SHOULD BE VERY INTERESTING FOR ALL WHO DARE TO READ IT ALL      WHY?        WELL JUST RECENTLY THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF GROUPS SLAGGING EACH OTHER OFF, WELL DONT YOU THINK THIS IS BEING JUST A LITTLE BIT SILLY,         YES?     WELL I THINK IT SHOULD CONTINUE!          FIRST SLAGGINGS GO TO THE POMPOUS PIRATES ( THEY HAVE GOT TO BE ONE OF THE LAMEST PACKING GROUPS AROUND, APART FROM THE FACT THAT ONLY ONE OF THEM DOES ANYTHING AND HE IS NOT VERY GOOD, WAS CHAOS TOO HARD FOR YOU, YOU POOR LITTLE THING, GO AND PLAY WITH SOME LEGO, KID!) , THE REPLICANTS (LETS TALK AVERAGE, THESE GUYS ARE THE MOST OVER-RATED GROUPS OF HASBEENS ON THE SCENE, COME ON GUYS RETIRE) , THE CAREBEARS ( CRAPPY DEMOS GALORE, IT HAS ALL BEEN DONE ON THE AMIGA AND A LOT BETTER AT THAT, GO BACK TO THE C64 OR BECOME AMIGA DICKHEADS) , MEDWAY BOYS (ANOTHER BUNCH OF WANKERS WHO ARE AVERAGE AT BEST AND APPALING THE REST OF THE TIME, SCOTTISH ARSEHOLES!) , BIRDY (100 PERCENT WANKER, SODDING JOCK GO TOSS YOUR CABER OR EAT SOME HAGGIS, BARBARIAN SCUM) , HOTLINE (NEW WANKERS, SAME AS THE OLD WANKERS      HOTLINE EQUALS CRAP DISKS AND CRAP PACKS!) , NEW ORDER (DORK MD AND TOSSPOT WANKER MATES COME ON GUYS STOP SHAFTING EACH OTHER AND TRY AND DO SOMETHING GOOD , SOME CHANCE!) , FLEXIBLE FRONT ( MORE DEMO WANKERS) , OVERLANDERS (VERY AVERAGE MENU CODE, IDIOTS) , SYNC (DEMO WANKERS) , MCA (WHO? MORE CRAP ASSEMBLY) , EMPIRE (MODEM DICKHEADS, WOT NO TALENT!) , DELIGHT (POSSIBLY THE WORST HACKERS ON THE ST) , ELECTRIC BLUE (NEVER HEARD OF THESE LAMERS) , FALLEN ANGELS (FROG BASTEDS) , THE PRESIDENT (ULTRA SLOW JOCK, WOT NO HEIGHT) , EQUINOX (GOOD TV PROG , SHIT GROUP) , SEWER SOFTWARE (IF WE WANTED DOCS WE WOULD BUY A PHOTOCOPIER) , THE LOST BOYS (LOST IT? , THEY NEVER WERE ANY GOOD) , FLOPPY COPY CREW (YOUR DISKS AINT WORTH COPYING GUYS!) , VAPOUR (WOT A BIG HEADED WANKER THIS TWAT IS) , OZZ ( THIS IS THE GUY WHO RIPPED THE HAPPY PACKER OFF AND CHANGED THE FLASH) , SHARAZ JERK (ONLY PACKS CRAP SHITTY JASON DONOVAN LOOKALIKE) , THE LAW (THE ONE MEG ONLY WANKER , ALSO A USELESS WELSH WINDBAG), NEIL OF COR BLIMEY (EGOTISTICAL SHIT , NOT A VERY GOOD HACKER EITHER!) , THE BBC (I WOULD RATHER HAVE ITV THANKS VERY MUCH) , IAN.C AND WAYNE (DO SHIT GRAPHIX , COS THEY CANT DO SOMETHING USEFUL LIKE CODE, ALL THEIR PICTURES ARE DIGITISED ANYWAY) , GUARDIANS OF LOGIK (HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET INTO AUTOMATION, AT LEAST TALENTLESS BALD EAGLE HAS LEFT THEM) , DACK (EQUALS CACK) , SUB HUMANS (MORE JOCK WANKERS) , HAL (NOT EVEN A PART OF AUTOMATION , OOPS HE GOT BUSTED HE HE HE) , EDITMAN (YOUR NEXT , CRAP COPIES OF SHIT FILMS) , BILBO (WHO THE FUCK IS THIS DICKHEAD , COMPACTED DEMOS , GROW UP BOY!) , TOM B (I DONT KNOW ABOUT T O M B YOU SHOULD BE BURIED ALIVE!) , JPM (YOU STOLE OUR PACKER, YOU THIEVING SHITS) , RAMEESH (YOUR COFFEE TASTES LIKE SHIT) , WILD SHAOLIN (MULTIFACED ANY CRAP RECENTLY , LAME TWATS) , WAYNE SMITHSON (A STOS GAMES PROGRAMMER!) , REBEL (MAD BIKER TWAT) , WELL I THINK THAT ABOUT COVERS MY SHIT LIST - EVERYONE OF THEM A WANKER, WHO AM I YOU MAY BE ASKING, WELL I AM KNOWN AS THE BANDOG, AND THIS IS MY FIRST AND LAST MENU, I DO NOT WANT TO BE A PART OF A BUNCH OF WANKERS, CRAP CODE , CRAP PACKS, AND FRIENDLY WITH WANKERS LIKE THE POMPOUS PIRATES, CRAPWAY BOYS AND THE REPLICUNTS ,SO ALL THAT IS LEFT TO SAY IS, YOU ARE ALL WANKERS AND CAN ALL FUCK RIGHT OFF                                                    COMIN SOON BIG DOGS COCK CD NUMBER 1     PACKED AND READY  F29 RETALIATOR, BEAST BUSTERS, FINAL FIGHT AND SHADOW OF THE BEAST                                   FUCK OFF COCKSUCKERS                                   STILL THERE SHITHEAD           FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK                        


#236v2
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DISK 236 - THIS ONE SHOULD BE VERY INTERESTING FOR ALL WHO DARE TO READ IT ALL      WHY?        WELL JUST RECENTLY THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF GROUPS SLAGGING EACH OTHER OFF, WELL DONT YOU THINK THIS IS BEING JUST A LITTLE BIT SILLY,         YES?     WELL I THINK IT SHOULD STOP! INSTEAD OF SLAGGING OFF OTHERS WHY NOT THINK OF THE KIDDIES WHO READ SUCH RUBBISH!  THE LAMEST PACKING GROUPS AROUND, APART FROM THE FACT THAT ONLY ONE OF THEM DOES ANYTHING AND HE IS NOT VERY GOOD, WAS CHAOS TOO HARD FOR YOU, YOU POOR LITTLE THING, GO AND PLAY WITH SOME LEGO, KID!) , THE REPLICANTS (LETS TALK AVERAGE, THESE GUYS ARE THE MOST OVER-RATED GROUPS OF HASBEENS ON THE SCENE, COME ON GUYS RETIRE) , THE CAREBEARS ( CRAPPY DEMOS GALORE, IT HAS ALL BEEN DONE ON THE AMIGA AND A LOT BETTER AT THAT, GO BACK TO THE C64 OR BECOME AMIGA DICKHEADS) , MEDWAY BOYS (ANOTHER BUNCH OF WANKERS WHO ARE AVERAGE AT BEST AND APPALING THE REST OF THE TIME, SCOTTISH ARSEHOLES!) , BIRDY (100 PERCENT WANKER, SODDING JOCK GO TOSS YOUR CABER OR EAT SOME HAGGIS, BARBARIAN SCUM) , HOTLINE (NEW WANKERS, SAME AS THE OLD WANKERS      HOTLINE EQUALS CRAP DISKS AND CRAP PACKS!) , NEW ORDER (DORK MD AND TOSSPOT WANKER MATES COME ON GUYS STOP SHAFTING EACH OTHER AND TRY AND DO SOMETHING GOOD , SOME CHANCE!) , FLEXIBLE FRONT ( MORE DEMO WANKERS) , OVERLANDERS (VERY AVERAGE MENU CODE, IDIOTS) , SYNC (DEMO WANKERS) , MCA (WHO? MORE CRAP ASSEMBLY) , EMPIRE (MODEM DICKHEADS, WOT NO TALENT!) , DELIGHT (POSSIBLY THE WORST HACKERS ON THE ST) , ELECTRIC BLUE (NEVER HEARD OF THESE LAMERS) , FALLEN ANGELS (FROG BASTEDS) , THE PRESIDENT (ULTRA SLOW JOCK, WOT NO HEIGHT) , EQUINOX (GOOD TV PROG , SHIT GROUP) , SEWER SOFTWARE (IF WE WANTED DOCS WE WOULD BUY A PHOTOCOPIER) , THE LOST BOYS (LOST IT? , THEY NEVER WERE ANY GOOD) , FLOPPY COPY CREW (YOUR DISKS AINT WORTH COPYING GUYS!) , VAPOUR (WOT A BIG HEADED WANKER THIS TWAT IS) , OZZ ( THIS IS THE GUY WHO RIPPED THE HAPPY PACKER OFF AND CHANGED THE FLASH) , SHARAZ JERK (ONLY PACKS CRAP SHITTY JASON DONOVAN LOOKALIKE) , THE LAW (THE ONE MEG ONLY WANKER , ALSO A USELESS WELSH WINDBAG), NEIL OF COR BLIMEY (EGOTISTICAL SHIT , NOT A VERY GOOD HACKER EITHER!) , THE BBC (I WOULD RATHER HAVE ITV THANKS VERY MUCH) , IAN.C AND WAYNE (DO SHIT GRAPHIX , COS THEY CANT DO SOMETHING USEFUL LIKE CODE, ALL THEIR PICTURES ARE DIGITISED ANYWAY) , GUARDIANS OF LOGIK (HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET INTO AUTOMATION, AT LEAST TALENTLESS BALD EAGLE HAS LEFT THEM) , DACK (EQUALS CACK) , SUB HUMANS (MORE JOCK WANKERS) , HAL (NOT EVEN A PART OF AUTOMATION , OOPS HE GOT BUSTED HE HE HE) , EDITMAN (YOUR NEXT , CRAP COPIES OF SHIT FILMS) , BILBO (WHO THE FUCK IS THIS DICKHEAD , COMPACTED DEMOS , GROW UP BOY!) , TOM B (I DONT KNOW ABOUT T O M B YOU SHOULD BE BURIED ALIVE!) , JPM (YOU STOLE OUR PACKER, YOU THIEVING SHITS) , RAMEESH (YOUR COFFEE TASTES LIKE SHIT) , WILD SHAOLIN (MULTIFACED ANY CRAP RECENTLY , LAME TWATS) , WAYNE SMITHSON (A STOS GAMES PROGRAMMER!) , REBEL (MAD BIKER TWAT) , WELL I THINK THAT ABOUT COVERS MY SHIT LIST - EVERYONE OF THEM A WANKER, WHO AM I YOU MAY BE ASKING, WELL I AM KNOWN AS THE BANDOG, AND THIS IS MY FIRST AND LAST MENU, I DO NOT WANT TO BE A PART OF A BUNCH OF WANKERS, CRAP CODE , CRAP PACKS, AND FRIENDLY WITH WANKERS LIKE THE POMPOUS PIRATES, CRAPWAY BOYS AND THE REPLICUNTS ,SO ALL THAT IS LEFT TO SAY IS, YOU ARE ALL WANKERS AND CAN ALL FUCK RIGHT OFF                                                    COMIN SOON BIG DOGS COCK CD NUMBER 1     PACKED AND READY  F29 RETALIATOR, BEAST BUSTERS, FINAL FIGHT AND SHADOW OF THE BEAST                                   FUCK OFF COCKSUCKERS                                   STILL THERE SHITHEAD           FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK                        


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             gWELCOME TO              i AUTOMATION  p               CD 237   p            cINTRO CODED BY              eOBERJE'   p           gMUSIC HACK BY OBERJE                gHI AUTOMATION! AND LEELEE .               WELL ITS THE SAME MENU AGAIN, BUT WITH BETTER MUSIC AND PICTURE                            fGREETS TO              iALL MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION              THE LOST BOYS              ALL MEMBERS OF THE INNER CIRCLE              MOB     p        ALL MEMBERS OF THE ALLIANCE              ALL MEMBERS OF THE UNION ESPECIALLY THE CAREBEARS              LEELEE              ROZEL              ALL MY FELLOW FINGERBOBS              GRAHAME SUPREME OVERLORD OF THE UNIVERSE              THE FATT MAN CLUB              FROSTY THE DICKHEAD              TIM              GORDON              7-ZARK-7              XAVIER              GOOSE              cMOB SAYS HI TO  SIMON GREENWOOD    THE UNICORN    AND    WEBBO                                            


#237v2
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             gWELCOME TO              i AUTOMATION  p               CD 237   p            cINTRO CODED BY              eOBERJE'   p           gMUSIC HACK BY OBERJE                gHI AUTOMATION! AND LEELEE .               WELL ITS THE SAME MENU AGAIN, BUT WITH BETTER MUSIC AND PICTURE                            fGREETS TO              iALL MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION              THE LOST BOYS              ALL MEMBERS OF THE INNER CIRCLE              MOB     p        ALL MEMBERS OF THE ALLIANCE              ALL MEMBERS OF THE UNION ESPECIALLY THE CAREBEARS              LEELEE              ROZEL              ALL MY FELLOW FINGERBOBS              GRAHAME SUPREME OVERLORD OF THE UNIVERSE              THE FATT MAN CLUB              FROSTY THE DICKHEAD              TIM              GORDON              7-ZARK-7              XAVIER              GOOSE              cMOB SAYS HI TO  SIMON GREENWOOD    THE UNICORN    AND    WEBBO                                            


#238
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GREETINGS GO TO EVERYONE OUT THERE WHO IS NOT A LAMER.    WHATS A LAMER MISS?      _ AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 238  -  THE ELEVENTH COMPACT THIS WEEK -_ KEY ONE GIVES YOU LEGEND FROM VAPOUR     -     _ KEY TWO GIVES YOU QUESTRON II FROM SHARAZ JEK     -    


#239
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THIS DISK HAS SAMPLED SOUND ON SIDE B SO COPY THE DISK 82 TRACKS 10 SECTORS 2 SIDES . . . . .           A LOST BOYS SPECIAL PROJECT, I TOOK A DAY OFF FROM CODING THE MINDBOMB DEMO TO WRITE A LITTLE INTRO FOR AUTOMATION. AND THIS IS THE RESULT, NOT THE MOST SPECTACULAR THING EVER WRITTEN BUT IT ISN;T ALL THAT BAD I THINK!   TOTAL CODING TIME ABOUT 8 HOURS ON SATURDAY 10TH MARCH 1990, USING SOME LEFT OVER PIECES OF CODE THAT I HAVE HAD SITTING AROUND FOR A WHILE UNABLE TO THINK OF A SCREEN TO WRITE WITH THEM!!!   ALL THE BEST LUV MANIKIN!!!!!!           OK! LETS GREET SOME PEOPLE BUT FIRST, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE INTERESTED. I HAVE JUST FINISHED TYPING 99 PER CENT OF OUR COMPACT MENUS INTO HABAVIEW AND GUESS WHAT?  WE HAVE DONE OVER 827 COMPACT GAMES . . .    ALRIGHT!  HI TO THE LIGHT TEAM,  DELIGHT,  THE REPLICANTS,  THE OVERLANDERS,  THE EMPIRE,  MOB,  LEELEE,  OBERJE,  STAN THE MAN,  KAM,  DEREK MD,  HAL,  EDITMAN,  MONTY,  PURSY,  IAN.C,  SEWER SOFTWARE,  FLAME OF FINLAND,  THE STARKS,  AND HACKATARIMAN.  THE GREETS WERE TYPED IN BY VAPOUR OF AUTOMATION.    


#240a
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         THE BBC PROUDLY PRESENTS AUTOMATION DISK 240. THIS DISK HAS BEEN RELEASED IN TWO PARTS FOR TWO REASONS. FIRSTLY, WE HAD THE WHOLE GAME PACKED ONTO ONE DISK BUT WHEN WE GOT TO LEVEL 3 WE FOUND IT CRASHED, THIS WAS BECAUSE OF A DUFF TRACK ON THE ORIGINAL DISK. WE RERIPPED THE FILE FROM ANOTHER DISK BUT AS THIS WAS FULL OF DATA INSTEAD OF SPACE IT DIDN'T PACK ANYWHERE NEAR AS WELL. THIS IS BLOODY ANNOYING BUT WE DECIDED IT DIDN'T MATTER TOO MUCH AS WE HAD A NUMBER OF OTHER TITLES READY FOR RELEASE, SO WE HAVE PUT THEM ALL ON. THANX GOTO THE MEDWAY BOYS FOR THE CHEATS. THUNDERBOLT DOCUMENT IS USED WITH KIND PERMISSION OF DES OF THE POMPEY PIRATES. IF THIS SCROLLER ENDS UP ON THE MENU I (THE PILOT...) DESIGNED THEN IT HOULD BE READABLE AND NOT AT ALL STRENUOUS ON THE EYES, BUT THEN ANDY THE ARFLING IS SURE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT, LIKE 'OH I HAD LOADS OF TIME LEFT SO I JUST ADDED A COUPLE OF BITS, NOT TOO IMPOSSIBLE TO READ IS IT ? '   CREDITS ON THESE DISKS GO TO ANDY THE ARFLING : MENU CODING, THUNDERBOLT CRACK + OTHER WORK, BRICKBUSTA PACK AND WORK ON ROTOR. THE PILOT... : BLACK TIGER CRACK AND PACK, WORK ON THUNDERBOLT, CRACK AND OTHER WORK ON ROTOR AND MENU DESIGN. CHRISPY NOODLE : MENU MUSAX. PLEASE NOTE THAT ONLY THUNDERBOLT REQUIRES YOU TO SWAP DISKS. WE WERE GOING TO PUT THRUST ON THIS DISK BUT DIDN'T WANT THE SAME GAME TWICE. NOW, REGARDING SLAGGING BETWEEN AUTOMATION AND OTHER GROUPS. UNLESS ITS REALLY JUSTIFIED THEN STOP THE CHILDISH BICKERING GUYS. THIS MESSAGE WAS AIMED AT MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION AS WELL, JUST IN CASE YOU THOUGHT I WAS ON A HOLIER THAN THOU JAUNT. RIGHT THEN, ONLY ONE MAJOR SLAGGING FROM US, 100 PERCENT JUSTIFIED AS WELL - DIRTY FUCKING DEAD CATS TO THE SHAOLIN MASTERS, YOU ARE A BUNCH OF LAMERS, YOU RIP OFF OTHER PEOPLES CRACKS AND CHANGE TEXT TO SAY YOU CRACKED IT. PROOF ? DISK 10 HAS WICKED ON IT, SUPPOSEDLY CRACKED BY SOME LAMER CALLED GANDELF, THIS IS ANDY THE ARFLINGS CRACK FROM BBC 10 YOU HAVEN'T EVEN EDITED THE TEXT VERY WELL YOU SHITHEADS. IF YOU SHOW YOUR FACE AT A SHOW YOU ARE DEAD FUCKING MEAT.       -    OK,THIS IS ANDY HERE NOW,INTERRUPTING THE PILOT'S RANTINGS WITH A FEW THOUGHTS OF MY OWN.I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY A QUICK 'CUNTS' TO THE SHAOLIN LAMERS,HOW THE FUCK CAN THEY SLAG AUTOMATION AND THEN USE OUR FILES? OK,NEXT SLAG COMING UP,THIS IS DIRECTED TO A GUY WHO'S REALLY PISSING ME OFF AT THE MOMENT,HE CAN ONLY JUST CRACK (BIRDY IS BETTER - PROOF : SPORTING TRIANGLES),HE CAN HARDLY PACK TO SAVE HIS WORTHLESS LITTLE LIFE,HE STICKS RAW DATA ON SIDE 2 OF HIS DISKS THEN BOASTS ABOUT A HALF MEG VERSION (WHICH HAD BEEN PACKED PROPERLY ON AUTOMATION 232 FOR OVER A WEEK) HE GOES ON ABOUT HIS WONDERFUL CODE THEN COPIES A FOFT INTRO,IN SHORT,  THE GUY IS A FUCKING DICKHEAD.  HIS NAME?  THE ALIEN.  I HEAR THAT THE REST OF THE GROUP ARE QUITE NICE GUYS,SO WHY THE FUCK DO THEY PUT UP WITH THIS CUNT?  MY THEORY IS THAT IF YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING USEFUL,THEN SLAG OTHER PEOPLE (ESPECIALLY AUTOMATION) TO GET YOURSELF NOTICED. SO ALIEN,NEXT TIME YOU WRITE A SCROLL MESSAGE,EITHER SAY SOMTHING NICE ABOUT AUTOMATION,OR SAY NOTHING AT ALL,YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN OUR LEAGUE!!!!      OK,THAT'S ENOUGH FOR NOW,I'LL LEAVE YOU ALL IN PEACE WITH... THE PILOT   -    SORRY ABOUT THE LANGUAGE, NO MORE LIKE THAT IN THE REST OF THE SCROLLER. IN CASE IT HAS ESCAPED YOUR NOTICE I HAVE STARTED PACKING STUFF AS WELL AS JUST CRACKING IT. ANDY WAS RIGHT WHEN HE SAID THAT CRACKING IS EASY COMPARED TO PACKING. FORTUNATELY I FOUND A COUPLE OF EASY PACKS TO START ON AND I AM NOW WORKING ON SOME HARDER STUFF. HOWEVER, IF I GET STUCK I CAN ALWAYS CALL ON ANDY. OUR NEXT INTRO SHOULD HAVE SOME FUNKY GUITARS FROM CHRISPY, WHICH I PERSONALLY LOOK FORWARD TO, EVEN THOUGH I'M A HOUSE, ACID, HIP HOP FREAK I DO APPRECIATE A GOOD BIT OF JAMMIN. NOW THEN THERE STILL SEEMS TO BE SOME CONFUSION AS TO WHO THE MEMBERS OF THE BBC ARE. WE ARE ANDY THE ARFLING, THE PILOT...(TM) AND CHRISPY NOODLE. WE HAVE A GROUP OF HANGERS ON CALLED THE SUPER-HANGERS ON. THESE ARE ELTRON, BEGINNER AND LEARNER, WHO GET BITS AND BOBS FOR US TO PACK, OR HUNT DOWN THOSE ELUSIVE 100 PERCENT COPIES OF AUTOMATION DISKS (WHY CAN'T SOME ASSHOLES COPY DISKS ? COPYING VOLUME WILL LEAD TO ERRORS BUT ONE-OFFS FROM SOME PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS WRITE-OFFS !). UM, WELL, GREETINGS I SUPPOSE. PLATINUM LIGHT REGARDS TO (NO ORDER) : MOST OF AUTOMATION, POMPEY PIRATES (SPECIAL YO TO DES), MEDWAY BOYS (YO CLOG, SORRY I HAVEN'T SENT YOU MUCH BUT I THINK YOU GET IT AS FAST AS ME ANYWAY), STAN THE MAN (HEY ACID PARTY HAPPENING AT YOURS ? BRING LSD AND AUTOMATIONS), DEREK MD OF WHATEVER GROUP HE HAS JUST STARTED (AGAIN), THE EMPIRE - NICE CRACKS, THE UNION - NICE DEMOS, THALION - NICE GAMES, THUNDERBIRD PUPPET - NICE BODY, TLB - NICE MINDBOMB SCREENS, YO MANIKIN HAVE YOU OILED YOUR BEDSPRINGS YET ? , JAZZIE - WHOEVER YOU ARE, I WANT YOU BODY AS WELL. WHY DOES ELTRON GET PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT ? , PAC AND DAWN, MEGA MIKE - NICE HAIRCUT, WHEN DO YOU PAY THE OTHER INSTALMENT ? AND A TAGNUT TO YOUNG JOE. SUB-SONIC PLASTIC REGARDS TO : BIRDY - THE MIGHTY BATMAN THIEF, THE ACE-HACKER HAL - SORRY ABOUT THE TONE OF THE LETTER I SENT YOU, I'LL PUT YOU IN THE PLATINUM LIGHT REGARDS NEXT TIME, ALIEN - DIDN'T LIKE THE WAY YOU SLAGGED AUTOMATION IN GENERAL BUT DES SAYS THAT YOU'RE ALRIGHT REALLY JUST YOUR EGO NEEDS TAMING, I'LL TAKE A LOT OF CONVINCING AFTER READING PP27. SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE JUST A BIGHEADED LAMER WITH IDEAS ABOVE YOUR STATION. MUCH MORE CRAP LIKE THAT AND YOU'LL ALIENATE YOURSELF.   AND A BIG CONCRETE OVERCOAT TO THE SHAOLIN LAMERS.    THIS WAS THE PILOT...   NOTE ... NO PRISONERS, NO MESSING AND NO CHEQUES - W R A P...................  


#240av2
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          THE BBC PROUDLY PRESENTS AUTOMATION DISK 240. THIS DISK HAS BEEN RELEASED IN TWO PARTS FOR TWO REASONS. FIRSTLY, WE HAD THE WHOLE GAME PACKED ONTO ONE DISK BUT WHEN WE GOT TO LEVEL 3 WE FOUND IT CRASHED, THIS WAS BECAUSE OF A DUFF TRACK ON THE ORIGINAL DISK. WE RERIPPED THE FILE FROM ANOTHER DISK BUT AS THIS WAS FULL OF DATA INSTEAD OF SPACE IT DIDN'T PACK ANYWHERE NEAR AS WELL. THIS IS BLOODY ANNOYING BUT WE DECIDED IT DIDN'T MATTER TOO MUCH AS WE HAD A NUMBER OF OTHER TITLES READY FOR RELEASE, SO WE HAVE PUT THEM ALL ON. THANX GOTO THE MEDWAY BOYS FOR THE CHEATS. THUNDERBOLT DOCUMENT IS USED WITH KIND PERMISSION OF DES OF THE POMPEY PIRATES. IF THIS SCROLLER ENDS UP ON THE MENU I (THE PILOT...) DESIGNED THEN IT HOULD BE READABLE AND NOT AT ALL STRENUOUS ON THE EYES, BUT THEN ANDY THE ARFLING IS SURE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT, LIKE 'OH I HAD LOADS OF TIME LEFT SO I JUST ADDED A COUPLE OF BITS, NOT TOO IMPOSSIBLE TO READ IS IT ? '   CREDITS ON THESE DISKS GO TO ANDY THE ARFLING : MENU CODING, THUNDERBOLT CRACK + OTHER WORK, BRICKBUSTA PACK AND WORK ON ROTOR. THE PILOT... : BLACK TIGER CRACK AND PACK, WORK ON THUNDERBOLT, CRACK AND OTHER WORK ON ROTOR AND MENU DESIGN. CHRISPY NOODLE : MENU MUSAX. PLEASE NOTE THAT ONLY THUNDERBOLT REQUIRES YOU TO SWAP DISKS. WE WERE GOING TO PUT THRUST ON THIS DISK BUT DIDN'T WANT THE SAME GAME TWICE. NOW, REGARDING SLAGGING BETWEEN AUTOMATION AND OTHER GROUPS. UNLESS ITS REALLY JUSTIFIED THEN STOP THE CHILDISH BICKERING GUYS. THIS MESSAGE WAS AIMED AT MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION AS WELL, JUST IN CASE YOU THOUGHT I WAS ON A HOLIER THAN THOU JAUNT. RIGHT THEN, ONLY ONE MAJOR SLAGGING FROM US, 100 PERCENT JUSTIFIED AS WELL - DIRTY FUCKING DEAD CATS TO THE SHAOLIN MASTERS, YOU ARE A BUNCH OF LAMERS, YOU RIP OFF OTHER PEOPLES CRACKS AND CHANGE TEXT TO SAY YOU CRACKED IT. PROOF ? DISK 10 HAS WICKED ON IT, SUPPOSEDLY CRACKED BY SOME LAMER CALLED GANDELF, THIS IS ANDY THE ARFLINGS CRACK FROM BBC 10 YOU HAVEN'T EVEN EDITED THE TEXT VERY WELL YOU SHITHEADS. IF YOU SHOW YOUR FACE AT A SHOW YOU ARE DEAD FUCKING MEAT.       -    OK,THIS IS ANDY HERE NOW,INTERRUPTING THE PILOT'S RANTINGS WITH A FEW THOUGHTS OF MY OWN.I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY A QUICK 'CUNTS' TO THE SHAOLIN LAMERS,HOW THE FUCK CAN THEY SLAG AUTOMATION AND THEN USE OUR FILES? OK,NEXT SLAG COMING UP,THIS IS DIRECTED TO A GUY WHO'S REALLY PISSING ME OFF AT THE MOMENT,HE CAN ONLY JUST CRACK (BIRDY IS BETTER - PROOF : SPORTING TRIANGLES),HE CAN HARDLY PACK TO SAVE HIS WORTHLESS LITTLE LIFE,HE STICKS RAW DATA ON SIDE 2 OF HIS DISKS THEN BOASTS ABOUT A HALF MEG VERSION (WHICH HAD BEEN PACKED PROPERLY ON AUTOMATION 232 FOR OVER A WEEK) HE GOES ON ABOUT HIS WONDERFUL CODE THEN COPIES A FOFT INTRO,IN SHORT,  THE GUY IS A FUCKING DICKHEAD.  HIS NAME?  THE ALIEN.  I HEAR THAT THE REST OF THE GROUP ARE QUITE NICE GUYS,SO WHY THE FUCK DO THEY PUT UP WITH THIS CUNT?  MY THEORY IS THAT IF YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING USEFUL,THEN SLAG OTHER PEOPLE (ESPECIALLY AUTOMATION) TO GET YOURSELF NOTICED. SO ALIEN,NEXT TIME YOU WRITE A SCROLL MESSAGE,EITHER SAY SOMTHING NICE ABOUT AUTOMATION,OR SAY NOTHING AT ALL,YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN OUR LEAGUE!!!!      OK,THAT'S ENOUGH FOR NOW,I'LL LEAVE YOU ALL IN PEACE WITH... THE PILOT   -    SORRY ABOUT THE LANGUAGE, NO MORE LIKE THAT IN THE REST OF THE SCROLLER. IN CASE IT HAS ESCAPED YOUR NOTICE I HAVE STARTED PACKING STUFF AS WELL AS JUST CRACKING IT. ANDY WAS RIGHT WHEN HE SAID THAT CRACKING IS EASY COMPARED TO PACKING. FORTUNATELY I FOUND A COUPLE OF EASY PACKS TO START ON AND I AM NOW WORKING ON SOME HARDER STUFF. HOWEVER, IF I GET STUCK I CAN ALWAYS CALL ON ANDY. OUR NEXT INTRO SHOULD HAVE SOME FUNKY GUITARS FROM CHRISPY, WHICH I PERSONALLY LOOK FORWARD TO, EVEN THOUGH I'M A HOUSE, ACID, HIP HOP FREAK I DO APPRECIATE A GOOD BIT OF JAMMIN. NOW THEN THERE STILL SEEMS TO BE SOME CONFUSION AS TO WHO THE MEMBERS OF THE BBC ARE. WE ARE ANDY THE ARFLING, THE PILOT...(TM) AND CHRISPY NOODLE. WE HAVE A GROUP OF HANGERS ON CALLED THE SUPER-HANGERS ON. THESE ARE ELTRON, BEGINNER AND LEARNER, WHO GET BITS AND BOBS FOR US TO PACK, OR HUNT DOWN THOSE ELUSIVE 100 PERCENT COPIES OF AUTOMATION DISKS (WHY CAN'T SOME ASSHOLES COPY DISKS ? COPYING VOLUME WILL LEAD TO ERRORS BUT ONE-OFFS FROM SOME PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS WRITE-OFFS !). UM, WELL, GREETINGS I SUPPOSE. PLATINUM LIGHT REGARDS TO (NO ORDER) : MOST OF AUTOMATION, POMPEY PIRATES (SPECIAL YO TO DES), MEDWAY BOYS (YO CLOG, SORRY I HAVEN'T SENT YOU MUCH BUT I THINK YOU GET IT AS FAST AS ME ANYWAY), STAN THE MAN (HEY ACID PARTY HAPPENING AT YOURS ? BRING LSD AND AUTOMATIONS), DEREK MD OF WHATEVER GROUP HE HAS JUST STARTED (AGAIN), THE EMPIRE - NICE CRACKS, THE UNION - NICE DEMOS, THALION - NICE GAMES, THUNDERBIRD PUPPET - NICE BODY, TLB - NICE MINDBOMB SCREENS, YO MANIKIN HAVE YOU OILED YOUR BEDSPRINGS YET ? , JAZZIE - WHOEVER YOU ARE, I WANT YOU BODY AS WELL. WHY DOES ELTRON GET PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT ? , PAC AND DAWN, MEGA MIKE - NICE HAIRCUT, WHEN DO YOU PAY THE OTHER INSTALMENT ? AND A TAGNUT TO YOUNG JOE. SUB-SONIC PLASTIC REGARDS TO : BIRDY - THE MIGHTY BATMAN THIEF, THE ACE-HACKER HAL - SORRY ABOUT THE TONE OF THE LETTER I SENT YOU, I'LL PUT YOU IN THE PLATINUM LIGHT REGARDS NEXT TIME, ALIEN - DIDN'T LIKE THE WAY YOU SLAGGED AUTOMATION IN GENERAL BUT DES SAYS THAT YOU'RE ALRIGHT REALLY JUST YOUR EGO NEEDS TAMING, I'LL TAKE A LOT OF CONVINCING AFTER READING PP27. SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE JUST A BIGHEADED LAMER WITH IDEAS ABOVE YOUR STATION. MUCH MORE CRAP LIKE THAT AND YOU'LL ALIENATE YOURSELF.   AND A BIG CONCRETE OVERCOAT TO THE SHAOLIN LAMERS.    THIS WAS THE PILOT...   NOTE ... NO PRISONERS, NO MESSING AND NO CHEQUES - W R A P...................  


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                 THE SUB HUMANS ARE BACK..... FIRST A QUICK JOKE.... HOW DID ELECTRIC BLUE GET THEIR NAME??            WELL, IT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE FULL OF CUNTS AND DICKS!!!!!      HA HA HA HA (GOOD JOKE ARN!!!) ..... ANYWAY THIS IS AUTOMATION DISK NO.241, MORE COMPACTED STUFF FOR YOUR DISK COLLECTION. THIS MENU WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND PYROTECHNICS..... ALL MENU CODING BY EGB WITH GRAPHICS BY XERUD (PLEASE NOTE THE SPELLING, ALL OTHER MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION), MUSIC BY JOCHEN 'MARD MARX' HIPPEL       A MESSAGE TO THE RENT BOYS (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!! MEDWAY BOYS) IT WAS  NOT ME WHO WAS SLAGGING ALIEN OR DEREK MD (EVEN ALTHOUGH ALIEN DESERVED IT!!) ... IT WAS ACTUALLY VAPOUR WHO HAD EDITED MY SCROLL TEXT BEFORE IT WAS RELEASED. ANYWAY IT SEEMS THAT I HAVE TO FINISH THIS SCROLL TEXT BEFORE THE SMELL FROM THE IGNITER'S STOMACH OVERWHELMS ME COMPLETELY (HE HAS A COMPLETELY ABNORMAL BODY WHICH IS CAPABLE OF SWALLOWING LARGE QUANTITIES OF AIR AND THEN BRING IT BACK AGAIN POLLUTED..) HERE WE GO ...... WE ARE THE BEST, THE REST ARE WANKERS (HMMM, WHO DID YOU SAY YOU WERE MEDWAY BOYS....)         THE GREETINGS GO TO .... ALL OF AUTOMATION ... VAPOUR, THE UN-NAMEABLES (DACK AND THE LAW), NEIL OF COR BLIMEY, PYROTECHNICS (IGNITER, XERUD AND DR MANHATTAN), THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIC, SHARAZ JEK, OZZWALD, ANDY THE ARFLING, IAN C, PURSY, WAYNE, TUCKER (LIKED THE IRS PORN GAME PICS BAA!!) AND NOW THE REST OF THE GREETS .... THE CAREBEARS, THE REPLICANTS, SEWER SOFTWARE (WILL WRITE TO YOU SOON....), IAN G, THE DEF SQUAD (ASSASSIN, FLAKEY MUTANT AND MOTHER T (A FEMALE MEMBER!!! WOW!!!), DIGITAL FOUNDATION (SNURKEL AND NOSTROMO (ALIAS HITLER-DUMBO-BIG EARS ETC. (INSERTED BY IGNITER)), THE FORTH SQUAD (BILL AND SKOT), THE REST OF THE BEACHED WHALES (ARN AND BISC). I AM NOT GOING TO BOTHER GOING INTO A LONG SECTION OF SLAGGING FOR ELECTRIC BLUE (BECAUSE THE LAME CUNTS CANNOT READ) , BUT WILL KEEP IT SHORT ................................................................................
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                 THE SUB HUMANS ARE BACK..... THIS IS AUTOMATION DISK NO.241, MORE COMPACTED STUFF FOR YOUR DISK COLLECTION. THIS MENU WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND PYROTECHNICS..... ALL MENU CODING BY EGB WITH GRAPHICS BY XERUD (PLEASE NOTE THE SPELLING, ALL OTHER MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION), MUSIC BY JOCHEN 'MMAADX' HIPPEL      SNIP SNIP SNIP SNIP (YIKES!!!)   ANYWAY IT SEEMS THAT I HAVE TO FINISH THIS SCROLL TEXT BEFORE THE SMELL FROM THE IGNITER'S STOMACH OVERWHELMS ME COMPLETELY (HE HAS A COMPLETELY ABNORMAL BODY WHICH IS CAPABLE OF SWALLOWING LARGE QUANTITIES OF AIR AND THEN BRING IT BACK AGAIN POLLUTED..) HERE WE GO ......       THE GREETINGS GO TO .... ALL OF AUTOMATION ... VAPOUR, THE UN-NAMEABLES (DACK AND THE LAW), NEIL OF COR BLIMEY, PYROTECHNICS (IGNITER, XERUD AND DR MANHATTAN), THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIC, SHARAZ JEK, OZZWALD, ANDY THE ARFLING, IAN C, PURSY, WAYNE, TUCKER (LIKED THE IRS GAME PICS BAA!!) AND NOW THE REST OF THE GREETS .... THE CAREBEARS, THE REPLICANTS, SEWER SOFTWARE (WILL WRITE TO YOU SOON....), IAN G, THE DEF SQUAD (ASSASSIN, FLAKEY MUTANT AND MOTHER T, DIGITAL FOUNDATION (SNURKEL AND NOSTROMO, THE FORTH SQUAD (BILL AND SKOT), THE REST OF THE BEACHED WHALES (ARN AND BISC). I AM NOT GOING TO BOTHER GOING INTO A LONG SECTION OF SLAGGING FOR ELECTRIC BLUE (BECAUSE I'M NOT SLAGGING THEM ANYMORE) ...................WRAP TIME...............


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         HI THERE    WELCOME TO AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK ]_]      THIS INTRO WAS CODED BY THE IGNITER OF PYROTECHNICS   GRAPHICS BY MARCUS eOUR OLD GFX MANf   FONT RIPPED FROM THE IBM VERSION OF DELUXE PAINT II BY THE  IGNITER  pRESIZED AND TOUCHED UP BY   XERUD   pGREETINGS TO ALL THE REST OF AUTOMATION ei VAPOUR ip COR BLIMEYp OZZWALD  p SHARAZ JEKpk ANDY THE ARFLINGk GUARDIANS OF LOGICk THE UN NAMABLESk SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY e ESPECIALLY TO EGB fk  IAN Cl  p  PURSY   p  WAYNE  p AND   TUCKER  pf    I WONT GREET ANYBODY ELSE eEXCEPT THE CAREBEARS AND SEWER SOFTWAREf BECAUSE THEY DONT DESERVE ITl     SELECT A PROGRAM NOW OR SUFFER XERUD llllllllll          HELLO YET AGAIN TO MORE CRAPTALK FROM XERUD        THIS TIME LET US TALK ABOUT MUSIC BOTH ATARI ST AND NORMAL MUSICk LETS START WITH NORMAL MUSICl  HANDS UP WHO LIKES NEW ORDER              GOOD SO DO Ik HANDS UP WHO LIKES STONE ROSES               THATS GOOD THAT WE AGREEl   NOW THEN A TRICKY ONE  HANDS UP WHO LIKES BROSk KYLIEk JASONj       OH SO YOU DOk  WELL THEN YOU ARE BIT YOUNG TO BE READING THISl   THE LAST THREE TURDS ARE ALL CRAPl   I HATE ALL THIS PLASTIC RUBBISHk BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I HATE JIVE BLOODY BUNNYl THEY HAVE THE CHEEK TO RELEASE FOUR SINGLES MADE UP OF OTHER SINGLES AND THEN MOAN WHEN PEOPLE START SLAGGING THEM OFFl  MIND YOU THE PEOPLE WHO BUY THIS SHIT SHOULD GO AND SEE A SPECIALIST QUICKLY AS THEY ARE SICKgggl SO NOW LET US TALK ABOUT ATARI ST MUSICk JOCHEN eMADf HIPPEL IS THE BEST MUSIC PROGRAMMER ON THE STl  ANYONE WHO HAS HEARD THE BIG DEMOk AMIGA DEMOk UNION DEMOk CUDDLY DEMOk SO WHAT DEMO  ETC ETCllll  OR ANYONE WHO HAS SEEN ANY OF THE THALION GAMES OR STORMLORD WILL KNOW WHAT I MEANl  DAVID WHITTAKER CAN GO FLUSH HIMSELF DOWN A TOILETk BECAUSE HE IS SHIT IN COMPARISONl  I ALSO THINK THAT WALLY BEBEN IS GOODl  HAVE YOU EVER SEEN QUARTZ WHICH HAS EXCELLENT MUSICk  THE MUSIC ON THIS INTRO WAS WRITTEN BY MAD MAX AND WAS RIPPED BY OUR VERY OWN AWESOME IGNITERl   NOW THENk A SPECIAL MESSAGE TO ELECTRIC BLUEkkkk   QUIT FUCKING AROUND TRYING TO SLAG US AS IT WONT WORKl  WE ARE THE BESTk  THE REST ARE ALL WANKERSl   THE MEDWAY BOYS THINK THEY ARE THE BEST   HAHAHAHAHA    I WONDER IF THEY HAVE SEEN THE CAREBEARS SCROLLER IN THE SWEDISH NEW YEAR DEMO ] THERE IS A WHOLE LOT OF SWEDISH THEN THE PHRASE  hBIG LAMERSh  THEN THE WORDS  hMEDWAY BOYSh   THE WHOLE THING IS RATHER AMUSINGk   ANYWAY I MUST LEAVE YOU AS I HAVE TO USE THIS TEXT EDITOR TO DO SOME WORK ON A COBOL ASSIGNMENT FOR COLLEGEl    I HATE COBOLgl    BUT DONT WORRY AS NONE OF OUR CODE IS WRITTEN IN IT OR ANY OTHER HIGH LEVEL LANGUAGEk BUT GUESS WHO USED TO USE POWER BASIC FOR THEIR INTROSk YES BEFORE THEY WERE KNOWN AS ELECTRIC BLUEk THE BIGGEST LAMERS IN SCOTLAND WERE CALLED hTECHNO FORCEh AND THEY USED TO WRITE INTROS IN BASICk RIP GAMES FROM OUR MENUSk AND EVEN BUY CODE FROM PEOPLEl  NOW THEY JUST DO MENUS WITH CODE GIVEN TO THEM FROM CLAG OF THE MEDWAY BOYS eGIRLSggg eINSERTED BY THE IGNITERffl   THEY HAVE USED AT LEAST ONE PYROTECHNICS CRACKk THEY USED ONE OF MY FONTSk  ANY OTHER GAMES THAT APPEAR ON THEIR MENUS ARE EITHER VERY OLD OR CRACKED BY SOMEONE ELSEl  THEY ALSO SELL THEIR MENUS AT THE BARRAS MARKET WHICH IS THE ULTIMATE SIGN OF LAMERISMl  SO COME ON MEDWAY BOYS START SLAGGING THEM OFF NOW BEFORE IT IS TOO LATEl      OK THEN THAT IS ITl    THERE IS NO MORE FROM ME AS I AM OFF TO TYPE IN LOTS OF TEST DATA  BYE BYEllllllllllll            HA HA I AM BACKk   MY COBOL IS NOW VIRTUALLY FINISHEDl   NOW I HAVE JUST GOT TO REMOVE A FEW BUGS AND ALTER MY STRUCTURE DIAGRAM SO THAT IT RESEMBLES MY CODE AND IT WILL BE FINISHEDl   WELL I BET YOU REALLY WANTED TO KNOW THATgggl    TODAY I RECEIVED A FULLY WORKING hSO WHATh DEMO SIX WEEKS AFTER I FIRST GOT A COPY OF ITk THE THREE SCREENS THAT I HAD NOT SEEN WERE WORTH WAITING FORl    LETS GREET A FEW PEOPLE  HI TO  CHRIS Wlk MORAY Wlk THE INCODERS FROM SWEDEN eESPECIALLY LARSfkl   AND ANYONE ELSE WHO KNOWS ME WHO DESERVES TO BE GREETEDk   ANYONE ELSE CAN WAIT UNTIL THE MAIN GREETINGS LIST WHICH COMES LATER eERR I HAVE DONE IT ALREADY eINSERTED BY THE IGNITERffk   GOODBYE THIS IS MOST DEFINATELY THE END OF MY PART OF THE SCROLLERl   AUF WEIDERSEINl          


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AUTOMATION ARE PROUD TO PRESENT  COMPACT MENU 243A      OPTIONS  HIT SPACE TO PLAY  INDY JONES FROM LUCASFILM OR THE PRESIDENT IS MISSING  -0- TOGGLE HZ      MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION ARE  VAPOUR SHARAZ JEK NEIL OF COR BLIMEY DACK THE LAW OZZWALD THE BBC THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIC THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY      THIS MENU WAS CODED BY  NEIL OF CB      MUSIC RIPPED BY  VAPOUR      MENU PUT TOGETHER BY  VAPOUR     LET'S WRAP!   AUTOMATION RULE...


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Well hello there! You have just booted up AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 243b. This disk is to be used in conjunction with disk 243a (obviously!) and it contains Indiana Jones the Graphic Adventure disks 3, 4, 5, and 6. Therefore when playing the game you must insert this disk when you are asked to insert Indy Jones disks 3 to 6! (I'm one for stating the obvious aren't I?)  Ok! To exit this intro insert another disk (preferably another AUTOMATION CD) and press the spacebar.  Yo Dudes!     This is `NEIL OF COR BLIMEY' presenting my medium resolution, PROPORTIONAL scroller!     Believe me folks, this scroller is COOOOOOOOOL (and it was also quite hard to code!)     Well, this is just a test scroller so, before I stop typing I'll just show the whole of my character set to make sure it's all okay..... AaBbCcDdEeFfGgHhIiJjKkLlMmNnOoPpQqRrSsTtUuVvWwXxYyZz 1234567890 `!?&-:,.'   Kcuf off to the Alien and the Bald Eagle! The biggest pair of sreknaw that ever hit the ST scene! By the way! Don't accuse Neil of writing the insults as it was I (Vapour) who wrote them as I'm sick of the tihsllub that comes out of your mouths. You two talk (type) that much bull that you need wings to stay above it!  That quote was from the film Apocalypse Now (great movie).    Right, that's enough of all that, let's Wraaaaaaz-A-Wraaaaaap............              


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VAPOURSHARAZ JEKNEIL OF CBTHE LAWDACKOZZWALDTHE BBCAUTOMATION
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AUTOMATION RULE...   HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE OVERLANDERS - THE EMPIRE - THE STARKS - DELIGHT - MCA - SEWER SOFTWARE - MOB - PURSY - IAN.C - MONTY - LEELEE - OBERJE - THE LOST BOYS. . . OK! NOW IT IS JOKE TIME!    THE ALIEN      HAW HAW HAW HAW!        BYE BYE!    


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THE SAGA CONTINUES . . . HERE WE GO     HERE WE GO    HERE WE GO!     SORRY ABOUT THE MUSIC BEING THE SAME AS ON DISK 239 BUT MOST OTHER MUSICS THAT I TRIED CAUSED THE SCROLLER TO JERK OCCASIONALLY.          A LOST BOYS SPECIAL PROJECT, I TOOK A DAY OFF FROM CODING THE MINDBOMB DEMO TO WRITE A LITTLE INTRO FOR AUTOMATION. AND THIS IS THE RESULT, NOT THE MOST SPECTACULAR THING EVER WRITTEN BUT IT ISN;T ALL THAT BAD I THINK!   TOTAL CODING TIME ABOUT 8 HOURS ON SATURDAY 10TH MARCH 1990, USING SOME LEFT OVER PIECES OF CODE THAT I HAVE HAD SITTING AROUND FOR A WHILE UNABLE TO THINK OF A SCREEN TO WRITE WITH THEM!!!   ALL THE BEST LUV MANIKIN!!!!!!           OK! LETS GREET SOME PEOPLE. MEGA HI TO THE LIGHT TEAM,  DELIGHT,  THE REPLICANTS,  THE OVERLANDERS,  THE EMPIRE,  MOB,  LEELEE,  OBERJE,  STAN THE MAN,  KAM,  DEREK MD,  HAL,  EDITMAN,  MONTY,  PURSY,  IAN.C,  SEWER SOFTWARE,  FLAME OF FINLAND,  THE STARKS,  AND HACKATARIMAN.  THE GREETS WERE TYPED IN BY VAPOUR OF AUTOMATION.    THE PRATT OF THE YEAR AWARD HAS BEEN SHARED THIS YEAR BY THE ONE AND ONLY ALIEN OF THE POMPEY PIRATES AND EX GUARDIANS OF LOGIC MEMBER THE BALD EAGLE . . . .      WRAP TIME!      


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         YO! AUTOMATION CD 247 IS UP AND SCROLLIN ! CHECK OUT THIS DISK, ONLY GOOD STUFF ON HERE. I (THE PILOT...) HAVE COMPACTED A HORRENDOUS AMOUNT OF OLD SHITE, WHICH I'LL CHUCK ON ONE MENU - THAT'S ONE TO AVOID, I CAN TELL YOU ! STILL IT'S GOOD FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME, WHO NEVER DELETE ANYTHING, TO GET LOADS OF BLANK DISKS BACK. AS I COMPOSE THIS ANDY IS WORKING ON THE CODE FOR THE MENU. WELL THANKS GO TO THE MIGHTY CLOG FOR A WARNING WORD ON STRYX - 100 PERCENT CRACKED AS FAR AS WE KNOW. CASTLE MASTER IS A GREAT GAME AND THANX GO TO THE LAW FOR CRACKING/PACKING IT AND SENDING IT TO US. THE BBC ARE ME (THE PILOT...), ANDY THE ARFLING AND CHRISPY NOODLE. AUTOMATION IS VAPOUR, THE BBC, OZZWALD, NEIL OF OH MY GOD, THE UN-NAMEABLES, SHARAZ JEK AND THE SUB-HUMANS. SWIFTLY ON TO THE YO'S - PLATINUM LIGHT REGARDS TO POMPEY PIRATES (YO ALIEN, NICE TALKING TO YOU, PEACE BRO !), THE MIGHTY CLOG (THE ONE AND ONLY MEDWAY BOY), ST AMIGOS (FIRST GREETING FROM US, NICE TALKING TO YOU ON THE CONFERENCE), DEREK MODEM DESTROYER (STILL HAVEN'T SEEN ANY OF YOUR MENUS, BIG YO TO BECKY), EMPIRE AND REPLICANTS (YOU'RE DOING EXCELLENT CRACKS, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK GUYS), OVERLANDERS, SEWER SOFT, THE HOMEBOY (YO!), KAM, TLB, TCB, FF, OMEGA, SYNC, YOUNG JOE, THE DRUIDS, HAL DE LA PHONE, EDITMAN, THE ALLIANCE (RECONNECT ME MORE OFTEN, WHEN M.D. AND HAL AREN'T ON, SO I CAN GET A WORD IN EDGEWISE). THAT'S IT I THINK, NO OFFENCE IF I MISSED YOU. NO FUCKINGS IN THIS MENU, THE LAMERS KNOW WHO THEY ARE (ROBIN HOOD - DOING WELL TO GET EVERYONE ON A CONFERENCE HATING YOU! - SHAOLIN MASTERS - RIPPED OFF ANY MORE OF OUR CRACKS LATELY? ). NOW THE INTERESTING FACTS BIT - THIS SCROLLER IS BY THE PILOT..., THIS MENU IS BY ANDY THE ARFLING (WITH SPECTRUM SHOWER BY VAPOUR), THIS SPECTRUM PICTURE PORTED BY ANDY, OTHER SPECTRUM PICTURE PORTED BY CHRISPY NOODLE, THE SPOLLING MISTIKES ARE MY FAULT. YES THIS IS RELEASE 2 OF THIS DISC. THIS IS BECAUSE WE AT THE BBC NEGLECTED TO PACK STRYX BUT FORTUNEATELY NEIL SAVED THE DAY WITH HIS PACK. ORIGINALLY THIS ENTIRE DISC WAS A BBC PRODUCTION, BUT DUE TO CHANGES IN SIZE (AMAZING WHAT PACKERS DO) WE HAD TO SWAP SOME STUFF AROUND, SO WATCH OUT FOR A COUPLE OF OTHER BITS OF OURS ON A VAPOUR CD. 'NUFF 'NUFF SCROLLIN ! A FEW PERSONAL GREETS GO TO PAC AND DAWN, MAZ, THUNDERBIRD PUPPET (HEY LITTLE GIRL, WANT TO COME IN MY CAR? ), CHRISPY NOODLE (LONG TIME NO SEE-HEAR), THE SUPER HANGERS ON, TRACY, THE FEARSOME FOURSOME AND NATHALIE AND PEACHY, ALSO ONE TO BORIS FROM ANDY! THAT'S ALL FOR NOW, EXCEPT FOR A QUICK FAVOUR - CALL ST CHATLINE ON 0898 446970. CHECK IT OUT! THIS WAS THE PILOT..., WARP        


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             WARNING - THIS IS AUTOMATION CD 248 ... THIS DISC IS FULL OF CRAP BUT HAS MIDI-MAZE AS A REDEEMING FEATURE. WELL ON 247 YOU WERE WARNED ABOUT THE IMPENDING SHIT DISC, SO HERE IT IS, 1 OF 2 ACTUALLY, COS I'VE FOUND EVEN MORE OLD CRAP TO PACK. YOU MIGHT BE PREPARING TO LAUNCH A SLAG COS OF THIS DISC, BUT WE'RE OUT TO PACK EVERYTHING SO YOU'LL HAVE TO SUFFER IN SILENCE. WELL THE STATUTORY PLATINUM LIGHT REGARDS GO TO : ST AMIGOS (NOT THAT YOU'LL EVER SEE THIS, COS IT WON'T BE UPLOADED), MEDWAY BOYS, POMPEY PIRATES, LOST BOYS (HEY MANIKIN, I WAS JOKING ABOUT THE PILES OF COME!), HAL, DEREK MD + BECKY, REPLICANTS, BIG FOUR, NIGHTBREED, TCB, FF, OMEGA, SYNC, OVERLANDERS, KAM, EDITMAN, SEWER SOFT, EMPIRE, DELIGHT, JOBIL, BIRDY AND A BIG YO! TO THE HOMEBOY (OF COURSE). NICE MUSAX BY CHRISPY NOODLE (OF THE BBC). RIGHT THEN THATS 'NUFF 'NUFF SCROLLIN FOR SUCH A CRAPPY DISC - C U L8RS - WRAP


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AUTOMATION ARE PROUD TO PRESENT  COMPACT MENU TWO FOUR NINE MOTORWAY   WHAT    OPTIONS  -1- SPACE HARRIER EXTRA LEVELS  -2- RALLY CROSS  -3- PINBALL MAGIC  -0- TOGGLE HZ      MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION ARE  VAPOUR SHARAZ JEK NEIL OF COR BLIMEY DACK THE LAW OZZWALD THE BBC THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIC THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY      CALL YOUR ST CHATLINE ON 0898 446970    I AM SORRY THE MENU PRODUCTION HAS SLUMPED A LITTLE BUT I HAVE BEEN BUSY HAVING FUN DRIVING TRACTORS FOR GOOD OLD JOHN KENNEDYS      THIS MENU WAS CODED BY  NEIL OF CB      MUSIC RIPPED BY  VAPOUR      MENU PUT TOGETHER BY  VAPOUR    NO GREETS NO SLAGGINGS AT LEAST NOT IN THIS SCROLLER TRY THE OTHER ONE    LETSWRAP!

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AUTOMATION RULE...   HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE OVERLANDERS - THE EMPIRE - THE STARKS - DELIGHT - MCA - SEWER SOFTWARE - MOB - PURSY - IAN.C - MONTY - LEELEE - OBERJE - THE LOST BOYS. . . OK! NOW IT IS JOKE TIME!    THE ALIEN      HAW HAW HAW HAW!   RASSSSSPPPPPPP!      BYE BYE!    


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HELLO.  AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 250. A LANDMARK IN HACKING HISTORY!! (WELL MAYBE A SMALL BOMB CRATER) THIS ONE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LAW (CODING) AND PHILL (THAT'S ME) (GRAPHICS), OF THE UN-NAMEABLES, TOGETHER WITH A FONT FROM XERUD (ONLY JUST RECOGNISABLE AFTER WE BASTARDISED IT!)   OVER TO LAW - THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM 3D-DOC DEMO (MANY THANX TO ANDY FOR THAT!)    LONG PAUSE WHILE WE THINK OF SOMETHING TO TYPE........       PHILL WANTS TO DO THE GREETS, SO HERE'S PHILL.............       I SUPPOSE THERE SHOULD BE LOTS OF THEM, THIS BEING 250. SO FIRST OFF, TO EVERY ONE IN AUTOMATION THE REST OF THE UN-NAMEABLES (THAT MEANS YOU DACK)  SHARAZ JEK  OZZWALD  THE BBC  THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY  THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK  NEIL OF COR BLIMEY.  HELLO TO ALL YOU FOREIGN TYPES - THE CAREBEARS  THE REPLICANTS  LEVEL 16  THE EXCEPTIONS  SOFTRUNNER GROUP  TNT CREW  DELTA FORCE  AND ANYONE ELSE IN THE UNION,  THE BLADERUNNERS  MCA  42 CREW  STCS  SEWER SOFTWARE  THE OVERLANDERS  THE EMPIRE  EQUINOX  THE FALLEN ANGELS  THE LAST V8  THE REVOLUTION  BOSS  AND ANYONE ELSE WHO LIVES OUTSIDE THE BOUNDS OF SUNNY UK.  IF YOUR STILL AROUND AFTER ALL THAT THEN YOU DESERVE A BLOODY MEDAL!  NOW FOR THE NON-AUTOMATION BRITISH GREETS  THE MEDWAY BOYS  THE LOST BOYS  KKK  THE POMPEY PIRATES (EXCEPT ALIEN)  AND ON THE LOWLY AMIGA - HOUDINI AND THE LATE PSEUDO OPS  AND FREESTYLE UK  AND NOW - PERSONAL GREETINGS TO (ALTHOUGH THERES VERY PROBABLY NO ONE READING THIS)  BOB  COL  MAL  NEIL.E  THE MASK  FOBWOBBLE  THE ORIGINAL SNOT GOBBLER (WHY WERE THOSE DISKS GREEN?)  APPOLLO  XERUD  EGB  ANDY THE ARFLING  CHRISPY NOODLE/RICE CHRISPY/LIGHTFOOT  OK THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT. HELLO TO THE PEOPLE WITHOUT WHOM......ANDY PENNELL AND ALL AT HISOFT  OCEAN  US (SLIGHTLY TARNISHED) GOLD  PSYGNOSIS/PSYCLAPSE  ACTIVISION  THE EDGE  IMAGEWORKS  DOMARK  RAINBOW/ELECTRONIC ARTS  MICROPROSE  ELITE  MICRODEAL  DIGITAL INTEGRATION  SYSTEM 3  FIREBIRD  TITUS (STRIPES!??!!)  VIRGIN GAMES (I TELL YOU WHAT MATE THIS BLOODY SCROLL IS VIRGIN (TEE HEE) ON THE RIDICULOUS)  TEQUE  PROBE  LORICELS  THALION  INFOGRAMES  INFOCOM  NOVAGEN  CINEMA WARE  MAGNETIC SCROLLS  GREMLIN  PARADOX  BRODERBUND  MASTERTRONIC  CODE MASTER (OH DARLING!)  HEWSON  ACCESS  MANDARIN SOFTWARE  DENTON DESIGNS  LLAMASOFT  PUMPKIN SOFT (WHO?)  ANCO  SPECTRUM HOLOBYTE  EPYX  CDS  TYNESOFT  FTL  AND IF THAT ISN'T ALL OF YOU THEN WE ARE VERY VERY VERY VERY SORRY (LIE)  AND HI TO EVERYONE AT ST FORMAT  THE GAMES MACHINE  ST ACTION  ACE  ZERO  UNIX WORLD (I BET THERE'S A LOT OF THOSE READING THIS... IN FACT I BET THERE'S NO-ONE READING THIS!!)  AND HELLO TO ANY FAMOUS PEOPLE WHO MIGHT BE READING THIS - PUT 'AUTOMATION UP ON THE SCREEN OF YOUR ATARI NEXT TIME YOUR ON TOP OF THE POPS!  I WOULD IMAGINE THAT THE REBEL MC HAS 'RESET HIS ATARI' JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!  THIS HAS TAKEN BLOODY AGES TO TYPE AND I'M GOING HOME FOR TEA, OH AND HELLO TO WHATS HIS NAME, ER, UM     ,OH    , E.R. (NO! NOT THE QUEEN! I THINK SHE USES ICL GEAR (AND I DON'T MEAN LEATHER!)) , OH YES! VAPOUR!        BYE FROM PHILL AND THE LAW AND HELLO FROM DACK......................HUZZAH!! AND THRICE TIMES REJOICE...THEY'VE LET ME OUT AGAIN TO WRITE ANOTHER SCROLL FOR AUTOMATION COMPACT 250....WHERE TO START..OH YES...WELCOME TO THIS COMPACT (OR IN THE WORDS OF EMMERSON, LAKE AND PALMER - WELCOME BACK MY FRIENDS TO THE SHOW THAT NEVER ENDS, WE'RE SO GLAD YOU COULD ATTEND, COME INSIDE, COME INSIDE) CREDITS:- CODING BY THE LAW (AND JOLLY NICE CODING IT IS TOO), SCROLL BY DACK, PACKER BY OZZ, GUARDS! GUARDS! BY TERRY PRATCHETT (SUPERB)...LESS GREETINGS THIS TIME AS I THINK I GREETED MOST PEOPLE ON THE LAST SCROLL (EXCEPT WOFF) SO ITS HELLO, GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO EVERYONE ELSE IN AUTOMATION, ADMIRED-FROM-AFAR GREETINGS GO TO THE UNION, THE MCA, THE REPLICANTS, DEREK (THE GUY WHO WROTE PLUTOS AND THUNDERCATS..I HEAR YOUR NEW GAME LOOKS VERY GOOD)...PERSONALS TO:- W O F F (IS THIS OK?), KKK, MARK.O, STEVE.D (HOW MANY STEVES DO I KNOW???), JERRY.T (FRIEND OF KEITH).....SERIOUS BIT OF THE SCROLL COMING UP (THOSE OF A NERVOUS DISPOSITION KINDLY STOP READING UNTIL XXX APPEARS AGAIN) I'VE BEEN ASKED TO WARN PEOPLE ABOUT JOINING CLUB 68000, APPARENTLY THEY ARE RATHER FOND OF CASHING YOUR CHEQUES AND WAITING RATHER A LONG TIME BEFORE SENDING YOU ANYTHING, THEN WHEN IT DOES COME IT DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK E.G. DISCS DRIVES JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW...XXX...THERE!..BACK TO WEIRDNESS  (I CAN'T BE WEIRD FOR LONG THOUGH AS I WANT TO HAVE A GAME OF SYNCHRO-GUSH (C)...THE GAME WERE YOU GO TO TOILET AND FLUSH IT WHILE URINATING..THE OBJECT OF THE GAME IS TO FINISH AT THE SAME TIME AS THE FLUSH. ALSO THE JAMES WHALE RADIO SHOW IS ON SOON.) WHAT ELSE TO SAY?...OH YES..I'M VERY VERY SORRY FOR MESSING UP SAPIENS WAY BACK ON MENU 79 (DONT WORRY IT WAS FIXED BY WAS (NOT WAS)) BUT I'D JUST CHANGED JOBS ETC....(INSERT YOUR FAVOURITE EXCUSE) I'VE JUST CHANGED JOBS AGAIN SO LOOK OUT FOR EVEN MORE COCKUPS APPEARING ON A MENU NEAR YOU SOON. WHAT CAN I DO NOW?....I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE SOMETHING BEGINNING WITH...HMMM....B.......YES THATS RIGHT BED!..I HEAR IT CALLING ME IN THE DISTANCE..COME TO BED..NOW!!!....WHOOPS THINK I'D BETTER GO SO UNTIL NEXT TIME, THIS IS DACK SIGNING OFF AND LEAVING YOU WITH SOME OF THE QUESTIONS EVEN AUTOMATION DONT KNOW THE ANSWER TO....1) WHERE DID ALL THE SPANGLES GO? (EVEN THE OLDE ENGLISH ONES YOUR GRANNY ALWAYS USED TO HAVE)...2) WHAT DOES KY STAND FOR? (GROWN UP JOKE KIDDIES!)...AND FINALLY 3) HOW MANY VERSIONS OF FOFT HAVE BEEN RELEASED?  SEE YA SOON..(ATARI SHOW IN JUNE)......DACK...P.S. BUY ZERO MAGAZINE COS ITS VERY GOOD..TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR THE UNCLE DACK AGONY SCROLL WHERE I'LL TRY AND ANSWER ALL YOUR QUERIES...LETS WRAP..AND WRAP THIS THING UP.....GO ON PRESS A KEY....THERE IS NO MORE.......HONEST....SEE I TOLD YOU SO...THEN AGAIN I MIGHT AS WELL CARRY ON FOR A FEW MORE LINES....(OF TEXT NOT COKE!)...COS ITS A NEW DAY AND IM TRYING TO FIND A WAY OF KILLING TIME TILL THE FILM STARTS LATER....OK! SOME MORE QUESTIONS WHO ON EARTH IS STUPID ENOUGH TO WRITE TO A MAGAZINE TO ASK FOR TIPS ON A GAME THAT ISNT RELEASED YET (AND I DONT MEAN DAMOCLES)....THE ANSWER CAN BE FOUND IN ST ACTION THIS MONTH....WHAT A GIMBOID!!! PERHAPS THE GUY WHO WROTE IN THINKS THAT THE PEOPLE WHO WRITE MAGAZINES HAVENT GOT A CLUE ABOUT THE  GAMES (IF SO HE SHOULD READ -THE ONE-, WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT A MAGAZINE THAT CAN'T REVIEW A DEMO  PROPERLY. THEY SEEM TO THINK THAT THE NEW CAREBEARS DEMO HAS ONLY GOT THREE SCREENS. PERHAPS SOMEONE SHOULD WRITE IN AND TELL THEM ABOUT THE UP AND DOWN KEYS....)         MY FINAL GRIPE IS ABOUT THAT BASTION (I THINK I SPELLED THAT RIGHT) OF PUBLIC MORALS.....TOOT DE TOOT AND OTHER  AMIGA BEATING SOUND EFFECTS (I THINK MY DX11 SOUNDS A BIT BETTER)....NEW COMPUTER EXCESS...ONLY 58 PENCE A WEEK.......OR 2 POUND 30ISH (AVERAGE) A MONTH.....ANDREX IS SLIGHTLY CHEAPER....THERE ARE SEVERAL THINGS WRONG WITH THIS MAGAZINE (WHICH IS WHAT I WHAT TO EMPTY AT ITS EDITOR...) 1) UNCLE TECH TIP....IF HE DOESNT KNOW THE ANSWER WHY DOES HE MAKE ONE UP! E.G. MOST GAMES USE TRACKS 81 AND 82 FOR THE PROTECTION AND ITS BECAUSE OF THIS THAT THEY DONT WORK ON STE'S.... ACTUALLY I THINK YOU MAY FIND THAT ITS MOSTLY MR ROB NORTHENS WACKY PROTECTION CHECKS THAT SCREW UP, AND THESE ARE ALL ON TRACK 0. THIS WEEKS ANSWER TO SOMEONE WHO WANTED TO KNOW WHICH MACHINE HAD THE BEST BASIC WITH IT (AMIGA OR ST) GOT HE REPLY THAT ST BASIC WAS SLOW AND CUMBERSOME...SO BUY AN AMIGA INSTEAD... ID LIKE TO ASK HOW LONG FIRST BASIC BY HI-SOFT HAS BEEN SUPPLIED WITH  NEW MACHINES? (SORRY ITS GOING ON SO LONG BUT THIS IS SOMETHING I HAVE TO GET OFF MY CHEST...OOH ERH! SOUNDS A BIT RUDE) 2) THE PEN-PALS SECTION...HOW MANY OF YOU READING THIS SCROLL ARE ONLY DOING SO BECAUSE OF THE PEN PALS SECTION? IF YOU JUST WANT TO GET CONTACTS...AND NO LAMERS (TO QUOTE MOST AMIGA OWNERS) THEN BUY MICRO MART INSTEAD! ITS ONLY 50P AND CONTAINS HUNDREDS OF BARGINS AND CONTACT ADDRESSES...IF YOU ONLY BUY NCE FOR THIS SECTION IT COULD BE TIME TO SWAP. MEANWHILE ITS TIME TO TURN THE CASSETTE OVER..BACK IN A MO...............................OK THATS BETTER -MODERN TIMES BY LATIN QUARTER...BUY IT NOW..TELL EM I SENT YOU...BUT DONT BUY IT FROM OUR-PRICE...COS THEY CHARGE WAY TOO MUCH..I MEAN I WENT TO BUY THE NEW BJH ALBUM TODAY AND THEY WANTED 7.50 FOR IT! ISNT IT STRANGE THAT WHENEVER THEY ANNOUNCE A SALE--THEY UP THE PRICES OF THE NEW ALBUMS...WHERE WAS I..OH YES..HUNTINGDON...THAT NICE LITTLE PLACE WITH A POLL TAX OF 294 POUNDS (IM NOT GOING TO DISCUSS THE POLL TAX IN THIS SCROLL...MAYBE ILL HAVE A GO AT IT NEXT TIME) 3) THE SUN SCHOOL OF JOURNALISM 50 POINT BANNER HEADLINE SCARE-THE-BUGGERS-TO-DEATH TECHNIQUE....AGAIN FROM THIS WEEKS ISSUE..THERE ARE 3 ANTI PIRACY HEADLINES INCLUDING -SOFTWARE PIRATES GET JAIL SENTENCES-(ABOUT TWO MEN WHO SET UP THEIR OWN COMPANY SELLING PIRATED SOFTWARE), -CRACKING CRACKDOWN- (ANOTHER STORY ABOUT HOW F.A.S.T. ARE TRYING TO STOP PIRACY..HINT.STOP SOFTWARE HOUSES DEALING WITH PIRATES..NO NAMES MENTIONED BUT SEVERAL OF MY FRIENDS SWAP STUFF WITH PROGRAMMERS IN SOFTWARE HOUSES!) AND -MORE HONG KONG PIRATES SCUPPERED- (NUFF SAID). AS AN INTERESTING ASIDE YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW THAT THE COPYRIGHT ACT APPLIES TO PROGRAMS IN THEIR ORIGINAL FORM...ALTER A FEW BYTES AND IT STARTS TO GET ON DUBIOUS GROUND...AUTOMATION MENUS, I THINK YOULL AGREE, DONT LOOK A LOT LIKE THE ORIGINAL PROGRAMS DO THEY??...HOWEVER IF YOU DO KNOW OF ANYONE SELLING OUR MENUS THEN LET US KNOW! (MAYBE THESE SCUM THINK THAT A SLAGGING OFF MESSAGE IN A SCROLL COUNTS AS GREETING - WEIRD!!) ANYWAY I THINK IVE GONE ON ENOUGH...(SECONDED SAYS EVERYONE WHOS READING) SO I WILL BID YOU ALL FAREWELL...TILL NEXT TIME......BYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TO EVERYONE WHOS READING THIS UNLESS YOU ARE A MEMBER OF ELECTRIC BLUE-MEMBERS OF THE IVE-GOT-A-DISC-EDITOR-AND-I-KNOW-HOW-TO-USE-IT BRIGADE -THE VIEWS EXPRESSED IN THIS BIT OF THE SCROLLTEXT ARE OF DACK AND DO NOT NECESSARILY REPRESENT THOSE OF THE REST OF AUTOMATION- TIME TO WRAP....10 9 8 7 6 5 3 2 WHOOPS 4 1.........LETS GO.......            


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AUTOMATION PRESENT MENU 251.... WELL, FINALLY I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO FIT SOME PROGRAMS TOGETHER SO THAT I COULD DO ANOTHER DISK!!!     ( SORRY GUARDIANS OF LOGIK, BUT NOW I KNOW MEAN 18 IS 512K I CAN USE IT!!! )     THE LAW SAYS HI TO.....       VAPOUR...  (YEAH!!!  FOURTH TIME LUCKY!!!)   OZZ...  (NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK AGAIN - 2.4 IS GREAT!!)   NEIL...  (NICE INTROS)   SHARAZ JEK...  (2 MLS ON TURBO OUTRUN.... TUT TUT!!!)   G.O.L. (HI APPOLLO! NICE TALKING TO YOU!!)  SUB-HUMANS IN TURKEY...  (I'LL PHONE YOU SOON, E.G.B.)   B.B.C. (ANDY MADE CONTACT - NICE ONE!!!)   AND ALL OUR ARTISTS AND EXTERNAL CODERS....                            OTHER GREETS TO....     MEDWAY BOYS...   POMPEY PIRATES (NOT ALIEN THOUGH!   HE IS A COMPLETE BUMSTUFFER!!)   G-FORCE (NO-ONE AROUND HERE HAD EVER HEARD OF YOU BEFORE UNTILL YOUR MENU 26 APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE AND THERE WAS A GREET FOR ME ON IT!!!    PLEASE LEAVE E.G.B. ALONE THOUGH!!),   THE LOST BOYS,   THE LIGHT TEAM,   THE OVERLANDERS,   THE UNION,   AND THE BLADERUNNERS (WHERE THE HELL ARE THE 42-CREW THESE DAYS?),   SYNC (GET YOUR DEMO OUT SOON), THE CAREBEARS, OMEGA, PHALANX, AND ALL THE OTHER DEMO-CODERS....             ALSO HI TO......      COL, MAL 'THE BEST', THE MASK, THE TEN, BOB, NEIL.E, THE ORIGINAL SNOT GOBBLER, ROB NORTHEN (NICE NEW PROTECTION - STILL, IT'S VERY EASY TO BREAK THEM!!), THALION (NICE GAMES), NOVAGEN (IF YOU DON'T RELEASE DAMOCLES SOON I WON'T BUY IT!!!),  AND FINALLY TO ANDY PENNEL....  WHOSE BRILL DEVPAC II I AM NOW TYPING THIS CRAP ON....            THE UN-NAMEABLES NOW CONSISTS OF....    THE LAW (ME), DACK, PHILL, AND NEW MEMBERS, FLANNY, NOOKIE AND TUCKER OF THE I.R.S.       ....TIME TO WRAP................PARW OT EMIT....        AUTOMATION PRESENT MENU 251....          WELL, NOW THAT MOST OF YOU HAVE GONE AND ONLY THE DEDICATED ONES ARE LEFT I CAN TELL YOU ABOUT THE BALD EAGLE OF NEW ORDER....      THIS COMPLETE LAMER PACKS THE FILES WITH OUR PACKER AND THEN SEARCHES FOR A LOADER FROM ONE OF OUR OWN DISKS THAT WORKS WITH THE GAME...  HE THEN TEXT EDITS ANYTHING ON THE 'OLD' LOADER AND PUTS HIS NAME THERE....   DOES THIS MAKE HIM A TOSS-POT  -  I THINK SO.....      ALSO A BIG UP-YOURS FROM THE REST OF THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK TO NEW ORDER (THE ONLY CREW WHO USE OTHER PEOPLES PACKS ON THEIR DISKS AND THEN SLAG US OFF!!!     WOULD YOU TRUST A CREW WHO HAS A MEMBER SELLING THEIR DISKS?)     ENOUGH RANTINGS.....   TIME TO WRAP   (REALLY THIS TIME)       


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                HI THERE FOLKS OUT THERE IN CD LAND,NOW COME ON,OWN UP,WHO PUT GEORGE MICHAEL IN MY SPECTRUM PIC?     STOP PRESS : THERE IS A DOC FILE FOR WARHEAD ON THIS DISK,PRESS SPACE TO SEE IT.      NOW IT'S GETTING VERY LATE AND I'M GETTING VERY PISSED OFF TODAY SO I'LL KEEP THIS SHORT,SO LET'S WRAP!!!  NO,SERIOUSLY,I SHOULD AT LEAST GREET SOME PEEPS FIRST,SO HERE GOES....   GREETINGS TO THE MEDWAY BOYS,THE REPLICANTS,THE BIG FOUR,ST AMIGOS,THE POMPEY PIRATES,OVERLANDERS,THE EMPIRE,DEREK MD,THE HOMEBOY,YOUNG JOE,THE LOST BOYS,OMEGA,SYNC,FLEXIBLE FRONT,NIGHTBREED,SEWER SOFT AND TO ALL THOSE (EX) HACKERS AT THALION!  FINALLY,DOES ANYONE HAVE A SPARE ST LYING AROUND? MY POOR MACHINE PASSED ON OVER A MONTH AGO,WHICH IS MY MAIN EXCUSE WHY I'VE NOT BEEN DOING 'NUFF 'NUFF LATELY. FINALLY FINALLY, TELEPHONE GREETS TO HAL,WHY NOT DO HIM A FAVOUR,CALL 0898 446970 (WORTH A LAUGH TOO!).     WRAP!         YES I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TOO,JUST ONE SMALL THING,I THINK I'VE JUST FIXED THE BOTTOM BORDER ROUTINE TO WORK ON STE'S. CAN SOMEONE TELL ME IF IT WORKS?            


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                   HI THERE FOLKS OUT THERE IN CD LAND,NOW COME ON,OWN UP,WHO PUT GEORGE MICHAEL IN MY SPECTRUM PIC?     STOP PRESS : THERE IS A DOC FILE FOR WARHEAD ON THIS DISK,PRESS SPACE TO SEE IT.      NOW IT'S GETTING VERY LATE AND I'M GETTING VERY PISSED OFF TODAY SO I'LL KEEP THIS SHORT,SO LET'S WRAP!!!  NO,SERIOUSLY,I SHOULD AT LEAST GREET SOME PEEPS FIRST,SO HERE GOES....   GREETINGS TO THE MEDWAY BOYS,THE REPLICANTS,THE BIG FOUR,ST AMIGOS,THE POMPEY PIRATES,OVERLANDERS,THE EMPIRE,DEREK MD,THE HOMEBOY,YOUNG JOE,THE LOST BOYS,OMEGA,SYNC,FLEXIBLE FRONT,NIGHTBREED,SEWER SOFT AND TO ALL THOSE (EX) HACKERS AT THALION!  FINALLY,DOES ANYONE HAVE A SPARE ST LYING AROUND? MY POOR MACHINE PASSED ON OVER A MONTH AGO,WHICH IS MY MAIN EXCUSE WHY I'VE NOT BEEN DOING 'NUFF 'NUFF LATELY. FINALLY FINALLY, TELEPHONE GREETS TO HAL,WHY NOT DO HIM A FAVOUR,CALL 0898 446970 (WORTH A LAUGH TOO!).     WRAP!         YES I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TOO,JUST ONE SMALL THING,I THINK I'VE JUST FIXED THE BOTTOM BORDER ROUTINE TO WORK ON STE'S. CAN SOMEONE TELL ME IF IT WORKS?            


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                  YEAH, HERE IS THE NEW GUARDIANS OF LOGIK MENU FOR AUTOMATION... CODED BY KAS, LOGO AND FONT BY TUF,  MUSIK BY MAD MAX. . . . . SORRY FOR THE DELAY ON THIS MENU VAPOUR ANY WAY MEGA GREETS TO THE FOLLOWING. . . . OZZ  NICE TO SEE YOU ARE BACK AND THE NEW PACKER IS GREAT!!!! . . . VAPOUR  (THANX FOR THE DISKS I AGREE WITH HALF OF YOUR PRATT OF THE YEAR AWARDS ON 246 BUT I MUST POINT OUT THAT LOGIK AS YOU CAN SEE IS SPELT WITH A  ( K ) PLEASE TAKE NOTE .). . .MANIKIN ( GREAT INTRO ) . . . A SPECIAL WELCOME TO THE NEW MEMBERS OF THE UN-NAMEABLES . . .THE LAW  FOR HIS HELP AND SOME GREAT CODE BUT NEXT TIME PACK SOMETHING ELSE           ONLY JOKING BUT I MUST ADMIT IT IS RIDICULOUS       HAS ANYONE READ THE LAW WRAP ON 251 YET NICE TO SEE THE TRUTH GETS OUT EVENTUALLY . . .SUB HUMANS OF TURKEY . . . SHARAZ JEK . . . B.B.C.  (NICE INTRO ON 240) . . .NEIL OF COR BLIMEY . . .AND A SPECIAL THANKS TO THE DEPRESSED AND CRAZY KID WHO DRINKS SWN Y MOR . . .(THANX FOR ALL YOUR HELP AND THE GREAT CODE). AND GREETS TO ALL THE REST OF %$%$%$%$%$ AUTOMATION %$%$%$%$%$ I QUITE LIKE THOSE I THINK WE WILL HAVE SOME MORE %$%$%$%$%$%$ GREETINGS ALSO GOTO STCS (UK) %$%$%$ THE REPLICANTS %$%$%$ STALIN OF FLEXIBLE FRONT %$%$%$ ZAE OF NEXT %$%$%$ THE EMPIRE %$%$%$ MCA %$%$%$ HOTLINE %$%$%$ AND A BIG HI TO JOBIL . . .BET YOU THOUGHT I HAD GIVEN UP.....ANYWAY ENOUGH OF ALL THIS WAFFLEMENT I HAVE WORK TO DO . . .MEGA THANKS TO DEFCON AGAIN  . . . .I WILL BE IN TOUCH SOON PROMISE !!!      ANYWAY I THINK IT IS TIME TO GO %$%$%$%$%$ AUTOMATION WOULD LIKE TO WISH EVERY ONE A HAPPY EASTER AND TO KEEP ON COLLECTING %$%$%$           OH AND BY THE WAY ABOUT NEW ORDER DISK SEVEN       WELL WHAT CAN I SAY I THINK THE DISK SPEAKS FOR ITSELF %$%$%$ DO YOU NOT THINK SO!!!!             TIME TO WRAP                  YEAH HERE I AM AGAIN FOOLED YOU            SPECIAL BULLETIN FOR THE LAW . . .SORRY BUT I DO NOT KNOW WHY THEY DID NOT CALL THEMSELVES THAT!!!!!!! %$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$% I REALLY LIKE THESE DEFCON THEY ARE GREAT %$%$%$%$ AND SO IS THIS CODE  . . . SPECIAL MESSAGE TO THE DEDICATED AND ANYONE WHO HAS READ A CERTAIN DISK SEVEN THIS STATEMENT IS TRUE AND FACTUAL THIS DISK IS ALL OUR OWN WORK THOUGH WE CANNOT TAKE ANY CREDIT FOR THE PACKER THAT LIES COMPLETELY WITH OZZ AND ULTRALOAD AND AUTOHACK ARE PRODUCTS OF THE UN-NAMEABLES BUT ALL THE HACKING AND PACKING ON THIS DISK IS DOWN TO US %$%$%$%$%$%$ WRAP TIME . . . . .       


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                  YEAH, WE ARE HERE AGAIN WITH SOME MORE GOODIES FOR YOUR COLLECTION THIS TIME WE BRING YOU AUTOMATION CD254 . . . .HIT NUMERO UNO FOR PETER PAN  . . . .AND BLAST NUMBER 2 FOR IMPOSSIBLE MISSION 2 . . . . .AGAIN THANX GOTO THE LADS FROM DEFCON FOR THIS MENU CODE AND THE SPECTACULAR TUBEFONT AND THE GREAT GRAFIX DONE BY OUR RESIDENT ARTIST %$%$%$ DIO %$%$%$ AND JUST IN CASE YOU DID NOT RECOGNIZE THAT TUNE !!!! YEP IT IS GOOD OLE MAD MAX AGAIN AND BEFORE YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT THE MUSIC BEING THE SAME AS THE LAST MENU      WELL I AM SICK OF CHANGING WHAT IS GOING TO APPEAR ON THE MENU LET ALONE CHANGING THE MUSIC . . . MAY BE I WILL CHANGE IT ON THE NEXT MENU FOR YOU ? BUT WHAT THE HECK THE MUSIC IS GREAT ANYWAY SO QUIT MOANING!!!!!!! ANY WAY LET ME GET ON WITH THE GREETS FOR A CHANGE . . .THEY GOTO ALL MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION %$%$ AND TO EVERYONE WHO I KNOW %$%$% WELL THAT WAS SHORT AND SWEET THIS SCROLLTEXT LARK IS A PAIN WHEN YOU ARE BUSY SO I AM GOING TO LEAVE IT AT THAT BECAUSE I HAVE GOT TO GET OUR NEXT MENU OFF THE PRODUCTION LINE %$%$%$%$ DID ANYONE WATCH THE GREATEST CONCERT SINCE LIVE AID ON EASTER MONDAY? ROUSING STUFF HEY!!!!!           SIMPLE MINDS WERE JUST GREAT SEE NOT EVERYTHING THAT COMES FROM SCOTLAND IS ALL BAD!!!!NO OFFENCE MEANT I WAS ONLY JOKING - I HAVE SOME VERY GOOD FRIENDS UP THERE IN BONNY SCOTLAND. . . .ONE IN PARTICULAR . . . . . (IF YOU ARE READING THIS THEN STOP AND GET ON WITH SOME WORK INSTEAD . . .WELL I THINK THAT IS ALL FOR NOW  . . . SEE YOU ALL ON OUR NEXT MENU!!!!! OH I NEARLY FORGOT JUST IN CASE THERE IS ANYONE READING THIS SCROLLTEXT JUST TO SEE IF WE SAY ANYTHING NAUGHTY ABOUT A CERTAIN GROUP THAT I WILL NOT EVEN MENTION %$%$%$ WELL YOU HAVE JUST READ IT . . . . . . . . . . . .LET ME WRAP . . . . . . . . . .


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                 PLEASE DO NOT COMPLAIN WHEN YOU DISCOVER THAT RISK LOCKS UP WHEN YOU TRY TO SAVE YOUR GAME AS EVERY COPY I HAVE SEEN INCLUDING AN ORIGINAL HAVE ALL DONE THE SAME HOWEVER IF YOU GET A GOOD VERSION THEN SEND IT TO ANY AUTOMATION MEMBER AND WE WILL PACK IT.              PRESS 5 TO 9 TO ALTER SCROLLER AND A B C D OR E FOR MUSIC . . .     PRESS ZERO TO TOGGLE HERTZ . . .       AUTOMATION GIVES YOU COMPACT DISK 255 , THE GRAPHICS ON THIS MENU WERE DONE BY NIK FROM THE QUARTET     THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM SEVEN GATES OF JAMBALA INTRO BY VAPOUR!!!!  GREETINGS GO TO PYROTECHNICS, THE REPLICANTS, THE STARKS, FLAME OF FINLAND, DEREK MD,  DELIGHT, MCA, THE LIGHT TEAM, MOB, PURSY, IAN.C, MONTY, THE ANGELS OF MERCY, THE CAREBEARS, THE OVERLANDERS, MIKE OF HOTLINE, THE MEDWAY BOYS, THE UNION [WHAT NO DEMOS], WAYNE SMITHSON, ROB NORTHERN, AND ALL AT THALLION SOFTWARE . . . . .   AFTER ALL OF THAT WE SHALL BRING THIS SCROLLER TO AN END. BYE BYE .............................................WRAP TIME...............               


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HERE WE GO AGAIN WITH AUTOMATION CD 256. OK SOME STATS HERE FOR YOU NUMBER FREAKS!  THIS IS THE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY FIFTH MENU PUT TOGETHER BY VAPOUR WITH TWO MORE TO FOLLOW. OZZWALD OF THE LSD HAS DONE 57 SO FAR AND WE ARE WAITING FOR CD 236 FROM HIM. THE LAW OF THE UN-NAMEABLES HAS DONE 29 WITH ONE TO FOLLOW. NEIL OF COR BLIMEY HAS COMPILED SIX SO FAR. THE GOOD OLD BBC (NICE TO BE BACK GUYS?) HAVE DONE FIVE WITH TWO OR THREE DUE FOR RELEASE SHORTLY. THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY HAVE DONE TWO AND THE THIRD (CD 242) SEEMS TO BE AMISS SOMEWHERE OR IS IT JUST A FIGMENT OF SOMEONES IMAGINATION?  LAST BUT NOT LEAST, WE HAVE HAD TWO MENUS FROM THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK (HI APPOLLO) AND WE ARE EXPECTING ANOTHER TWO FROM THEM VERY SOON. WELL ALL IN ALL THAT SHOULD PLACE US NEAR ENOUGH AT THE 260 MARK. OK! WE HAVE HAD A LOT OF PACKED CRAP TO RELEASE OF LATE SO IT IS TIME TO THINK ABOUT DOING SOME QUALITY STUFF (SO HOWS ABOUT SOME GOOD STUFF AUTOMATION MEMBERS AND NO CHICKENING OUT ON THE MULTI DISK RAW DATA STUFF. WE WANT GOOD PACKS NOT LAME ONES!)     SHUFFLEPUCK CAFE TOOK ME A COUPLE OF DAYS TO FINISH OFF (NO LESS THAN 135 FILES (HOLY MACKEREL) BUT WHEN I START SOMETHING I LIKE TO FINISH IT WHATEVER IT TAKES), YOU CAN SAVE TO THIS DISK, I MADE SURE OF THAT!  IT DID NOT PACK TOO WELL BUT IT IS A CUTE LITTLE GAME. LEAGUE CHALLENGE SPEAKS FOR ITSELF, LOAD IT AND SEE!    THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED BY ME (VAPOUR) FROM JAMBALA. THERE ARE ABOUT TEN PIECES OF MUSIC HERE BUT I AM FEELING LAZY AND INSTEAD OF LETTING YOU FLICK THRU THEM ALL IN THIS MENU I AM GOING TO USE THEM IN THE OTHER TWO MENUS I AM ABOUT TO PUT TOGETHER. ONE OF WHICH IS LOADS OF STOS GEAR AND IS ANOTHER COMPACT DISK TO SWERVE AROUND WHEREAS THE OTHER MENU WILL CONTAIN TERORPODS, SHINOBI AND CLOWNOMANIA, (NOT A BAD DISK BUT NOT A BRILLIANT ONE EITHER).    OH YEAH! TNOD SSERP TESER FI RUOY SAMMOM DNUORA . . . .    FART, BELCH, PUKE! (THE AFTERMATH OF FRIDAY NIGHT OUT).    WHAT IS THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN A SHEEP AND A LADA?    IT IS MORE EMBARRASSING GETTING OUT OF THE BACK OF A LADA!  WHAT IS THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN AIDS AND A LADA?    YOU STAND A BETTER CHANCE OF GETTING RID OF AIDS!      AUTOMATION IS VAPOUR, THE BBC, OZZWALD OF THE LSD, NEIL OF OH MY GOD, THE UN-NAMEABLES, SHARAZ JEK, THE SUB-HUMANS AND THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIC. SWIFTLY ON TO THE YO'S - THE MEDWAY BOYS ST AMIGOS DEREK MD,  THE EMPIRE AND THE REPLICANTS, THE LIGHT TEAM, DELIGHT (GREAT CREW, GET IN TOUCH WITH US AXE), MCA, THE OVERLANDERS, THE STARKS, SEWER SOFT, THE HOMEBOY, MONTY, MOB, LEELEE, OBERJE, PURSY, NIK OF THE QUARTET,  KAM, THE LOST BOYS, THE CAREBEARS, FLEXIBLE FRONT, OMEGA, SYNC, YOUNG JOE, THE DRUID, HAL AND EDITMAN, THIS SCROLLER WAS CODED BY ANDY THE ARFLING (WITH SPECTRUM SHOWER BY VAPOUR). CALL ST CHATLINE ON 0898 446970. CHECK IT OUT!, WARP       

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THIS IS THE NO RESET PIC VERSION   WATCH OUT FOR THE CLEAN PIC VERSION OF CD 241 AND WE WILL ALSO USE UP THAT SPARE 90K WHICH SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN LEFT IN THE FIRST PLACE.  ALSO WATCH OUT FOR OUR MENU DISK WITH CLEANED UP VERSIONS OF VARIOUS MENUS TO OVERWRITE YOUR EXISTING ONES. THESE MENUS ARE ALL ON ONE DISK WITHOUT SWEAR WORDS FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE MINORS . . . . NO NOT THE SCARGILL TYPE!    HERE WE GO AGAIN WITH AUTOMATION CD 256. OK SOME STATS HERE FOR YOU NUMBER FREAKS!  VAPOUR HAS DONE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY FIVE MENUS WITH TWO MORE TO FOLLOW. OZZWALD OF THE LSD HAS DONE 57 SO FAR AND WE ARE WAITING FOR CD 236 FROM HIM. THE LAW OF THE UN-NAMEABLES HAS DONE 29 WITH ONE TO FOLLOW. NEIL OF COR BLIMEY HAS COMPILED SIX SO FAR. THE GOOD OLD BBC (NICE TO BE BACK GUYS?) HAVE DONE FIVE WITH TWO OR THREE DUE FOR RELEASE SHORTLY. THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY HAVE DONE TWO,  LAST BUT NOT LEAST, WE HAVE HAD TWO MENUS FROM THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK (HI APPOLLO).  OK! WE HAVE HAD A LOT OF PACKED CRAP TO RELEASE OF LATE SO IT IS TIME TO THINK ABOUT DOING SOME QUALITY STUFF (SO HOWS ABOUT SOME GOOD STUFF AUTOMATION MEMBERS AND NO CHICKENING OUT ON THE MULTI DISK RAW DATA STUFF. WE WANT GOOD PACKS NOT LAME ONES!)     SHUFFLEPUCK CAFE TOOK ME A COUPLE OF DAYS TO FINISH OFF (NO LESS THAN 135 FILES (HOLY MACKEREL).  YOU CAN SAVE TO THIS DISK, I MADE SURE OF THAT!  IT DID NOT PACK TOO WELL BUT IT IS A CUTE LITTLE GAME. LEAGUE CHALLENGE SPEAKS FOR ITSELF, LOAD IT AND SEE!    . . . .    FART, BELCH, PUKE! (THE AFTERMATH OF FRIDAY NIGHT OUT).    WHAT IS THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN A SHEEP AND A LADA?    IT IS MORE EMBARRASSING GETTING OUT OF THE BACK OF A LADA!  WHAT IS THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN AIDS AND A LADA?    YOU STAND A BETTER CHANCE OF GETTING RID OF AIDS!      AUTOMATION IS VAPOUR, THE BBC, OZZWALD OF THE LSD, NEIL OF OH MY GOD, THE UN-NAMEABLES, SHARAZ JEK, THE SUB-HUMANS AND THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIC. SWIFTLY ON TO THE YO'S - THE MEDWAY BOYS ST AMIGOS DEREK MD,  THE EMPIRE AND THE REPLICANTS, THE LIGHT TEAM, DELIGHT , THE OVERLANDERS, THE STARKS, THE HOMEBOY, MONTY, MOB, LEELEE, OBERJE, PURSY, NIK OF THE QUARTET,  THE LOST BOYS, THE CAREBEARS, FLEXIBLE FRONT, OMEGA, SYNC, YOUNG JOE, THE DRUID, HAL AND EDITMAN, THIS SCROLLER WAS CODED BY ANDY THE ARFLING (WITH SPECTRUM SHOWER BY VAPOUR).   WARP        


#257
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              AUTOMATION GIVE YOU THE POWER WITH A PUNCH!        DO NOT FILE COPY THIS DISK. COPY DISK 82 TRACKS 10 SECTORS 2 SIDES.  THE LAST THREE TRACKS ON THE DISK CONTAIN CLOWNOMANIA HIGH SCORES [ONE SECTOR] AND TERRORPODS HI SCORES AND SAVE GAME DATA. WITHOUT THIS DATA THIS DISK IS LIKE A CAR WITHOUT WHEELS. THE PREVIOUS MESSAGE IS FOR THE SAKE OF THOSE WHO DO NOT LISTEN!    TERRORPODS LIKE ALL PSYGNOSIS GAMES WAS A 5 MINUTE HACK BUT A SOD TO FILELOAD PACK.  SHINOBI WAS ALSO DIFFICULT TO FILE PACK WITH PROTECTION CHECKS IN ALL THE PROGRAM CODE FILES.  WELL THEN THAT LEAVES US WITH CLOWNOMANIA AND ALL I CAN SAY IS IT TOOK ALL OF 5 MINUTES TO COMPLETION WITH AUTOMATION 2.4       THIS IS THE THIRD MENU OF THE DAY COMPLETED SO NOW IT IS TIME TO PUT PURPLE SATURN DAY ASIDE AND DO A HALF MEG FILE VERSION OF BEACH VOLLEY SINCE SOMEONE ELSE HAS DONE A MEG FILE OF IT. I AM ONLY GOING TO DO THIS BECAUSE I WANT TO PISS THIS PERSON OFF.             PRESS 5 TO 9 TO ALTER SCROLLER AND A TO J FOR MUSIC . . .     PRESS ZERO TO TOGGLE HERTZ . . .       AUTOMATION GIVES YOU COMPACT DISK 257 , THE GRAPHICS ON THIS MENU WERE DONE BY THE CMT FROM SWEDEN.     THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM SEVEN GATES OF JAMBALA BY VAPOUR!!!!  PRESS HELP FOR HELP SCREEN IN TERRORPODS . . . . .    WHY DO CAMELS HAVE HUMPS?   WITHOUT A GOOD HUMP YOU WOULD NOT HAVE CAMELS.    GREETINGS GO TO PYROTECHNICS, THE REPLICANTS [HI SNAKE], THE STARKS, FLAME OF FINLAND, DEREK MD, ST AMIGOS, DELIGHT, MCA, THE LIGHT TEAM, MOB, PURSY, IAN.C, MONTY, THE ANGELS OF MERCY [HI LADIES], THE LOST BOYS [HI TIM], THE HOMEBOY, THE CAREBEARS, THE OVERLANDERS, MIKE OF HOTLINE, THE MEDWAY BOYS, SYNC, VECTOR, AN COOL, WAYNE SMITHSON, ROB NORTHERN, AND ALL AT THALLION SOFTWARE . . . . .      ZIPITTY DO DAH, ZIPITTY AY, OH MY MY WHAT A WONDERFUL PERSON I AM!        LIVERPOOL 96 SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY 0             IF ANYONE OUT THERE THINKS THEY CAN CODE GOOD ORIGINAL INTROS THEN SEND IN YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS TO ANY AUTOMATION MEMBER AND MAKE A NAME FOR YOURSELF . . . . HELP US PROVIDE THE JOE SOAPS OF THE ST WORLD WITH A VARIETY OF INTROS AND WE WILL CONTINUE TO DO THE BUSINESS WITH THE SOFTWARE!       ONE MORNING AT WORK ON THE CLEANING AND LINING OF WATER MAINS WE HAD JUST CHARGED UP THE MAINS TO GIVE THE STREET IN QUESTION BACK ITS WATER SUPPLY AND A BLOKE CAME OVER TO ME. HE SAID THAT HIS COLD WATER WAS ON AND ASKED ME IF WE HAD TURNED THE HOT WATER ON!  IF YOU CAN NOT FIGURE THAT ONE OUT THEN YOU ARE AS STUPID AS HE IS!     RIGHT NOW LETS GO BACK TO MY DAYS AT THE POST OFFICE. I WAS APPROACHING A POSTBOX IN MY SHED DURING COLLECTION TIME AND THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY TRYING TO CRAM AN OVERSIZED PACKET INTO THE POSTBOX WITHOUT NEED I SAY ANY SUCCESS. SHE SAID AS I PULLED IN, I CAN NOT GET IT IN, IT IS TOO BIG    SO I REPLIED I HAVE THE SAME TROUBLE MYSELF SOMETIMES, LUV!      HERE IS ANOTHER ONE FOR YA!  WALKING DOWN THE PATH TO THE FRONT DOOR [IN FULL UNIFORM] AND A BLOKE SAYS ARE YOU THE POSTMAN?   NA! I AM THE BLOODY COALMAN!       4.30 IN THE MORNING ON THE WAY TO WORK I GOT CAUGHT SPEEDING IN MY CAPRI AND THE POLICEMAN SAYS TO ME WHERE ARE YOU GOING SIR IN SUCH A HURRY?    WHERE DO YOU THINK I AM GOING DRESSED AS A POSTY, A FANCY DRESS BALL?       EXCUSE ME! DO YOU MIND SHUTTING MY BLOODY GATE IN FUTURE?   YEAH SURE! AND GET ME A CLOTH AND BUCKET OF WATER AND I WILL DO YOUR WINDOWS WHILE I AM AT IT!      OH WELL! 9 MORE WEEKS TO GO AND I WILL BE CHANGING NAPPIES! MY COMPACTING DAYS WILL BE ALMOST DEAD AND BURIED! WATCH OUT FOR VAPOUR JUNIOR ON THE HACKIN SCENE ON WHATEVER DECENT MACHINES ARE AROUND IN A FEW YEARS.   ...................A ROCKIN AN A REELIN TIME...............                


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               258 HERE!   I AM FULL OF CRAP BUT WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN STOSSING AROUND . . . I DID WARN YOU ON CD 256 THAT THIS WOULD BE A DISK TO AVOID SO CHECK EM OUT FOR YOURSELF!       PRESS ZERO TO TOGGLE HERTZ . . .        THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM SEVEN GATES OF JAMBALA BY VAPOUR!!!!  GREETINGS GO TO PYROTECHNICS, THE REPLICANTS, THE STARKS, FLAME OF FINLAND, DEREK MD,  DELIGHT, MCA, THE LIGHT TEAM, MOB, PURSY, IAN.C, MONTY, THE ANGELS OF MERCY, THE CAREBEARS, THE OVERLANDERS, MIKE OF HOTLINE, THE MEDWAY BOYS, THE UNION [WHAT NO DEMOS], WAYNE SMITHSON, ROB NORTHERN, AND ALL AT THALLION SOFTWARE . . . . .   AFTER ALL OF THAT WE SHALL BRING THIS SCROLLER TO AN END. BYE BYE .............................................RAPPIN AN A WHEELIN AN A DEALIN TIME...............


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Yo! This is Automation 259. This menu is from The Bad Brew Crew, with all major work by Andy the Arfling (but of course), with food and helpful comments and error detection by The Pilot... (as usual). Sorry there is only one game on this disk, but it was roughly 1.8 Mb in size!  Platinum light regards to ST Amigos (big kisses (etc) to Little Lulu - Hey, we've got the talent, we've got the originals, we've got the speed, but we aint' got a modem!), Mad Derek, Hal, The Medway Boys, The Pompey Pirates, and everybody else. Sorry no more greets, very short on disk space. Call the ST-Hotline on 0898 446970, now let's wrap!            


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          THIS DISK IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY . . . . .WELL I THINK YOU KNOW THAT ALREADY!  BUT I WILL TELL YOU ANYWAY  . . . .YOUR FAVOURITE COMPACT GROUP AUTOMATION BRING YOU YET ANOTHER COMPACT DISK . . .THIS COLLECTION OF GOODIES APPEARS ON OUR TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTIETH COMPACT DISK . . . AND GUESS WHO WE ARE . . . . YEAH . . . . .WE ARE THE FAMOUS GUARDIANS OF LOGIK THE GROUP WHO ALL THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO JOIN AUTOMATION AND THEN EVERYONE DECIDED TO LEAVE AND GO THEIR OWN WAY!!!! C'EST LA VIE . . . . .BUT THE FOUNDER MEMBERS REMAIN FAITHFUL AND WILL CONTINUE TO PRODUCE COMPACTS FOR ALL YOU OUT THERE .......JUST A QUICK MESSAGE TO DEREK MD  . .  I AGREE ALL THIS SLAGGING OFF IS CHILDISH BUT WHAT I DISLIKE VERY MUCH IS WHEN PEOPLE DO NOT TELL THE TRUTH  . . . . . I REFER TO THE IDEA OF THE EX MEMBERS OF GUARDIANS OF LOGIK MEETING AND PASSING STUFF ONTO THE REMAINING MEMBERS . . .IF THIS IS SO TRUE THEN WHY WAS IT NOT EVEN ARRANGED AND FURTHERMORE THE FACT THAT WE WANT YOUR COMPACTS BECAUSE WE ARE SO DESPERATE FOR SOFTWARE AND TO RIP THEM OFF SO WE CAN USE THE STUFF IS SO RIDICULOUS I NEARLY FELL OFF MY CHAIR LAUGHING  . . YOU SEE BY THE TIME SOMEONE SENDS ME YOUR MENUS THE STUFF THAT APPEARS ON YOUR DISKS THAT WORK HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE BY OTHER MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION (AND FROM ORIGINALS I MIGHT ADD) AND ANOTHER THING PITY BALD EAGLE'S ATTEMPT TO GAIN ANOTHER MEMBER FAILED . . . . .SURELY HE HAS GOT MORE TACT THAN THAT ? . . . . .THIS IS THE MESSAGE WHICH WAS PASSED ON . . . .IF HE CAN PUT RAW DATA INTO FILES THEN HE CAN JOIN NEW ORDER . . . .OH MY WHAT AN HONOUR! . . . . IT IS SUCH A SHAME THAT HE IS A MEMBER OF THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK  . . . . I WONDER WHY HE DID NOT WANT TO JOIN NEW ORDER ?    I FORGOT TO ASK HIM THAT! ANY WAY DEREK I HAVE SAID MY PIECE AND I CAN TRUTHFULLY SAY THAT I DID NOT SLAG YOU OFF BUT MERELY TOLD THE TRUTH!!!!!!      BACK TO REALITY THE GREETS GO TO EVERYONE I KNOW  . . . .YEAH WELL I HAVE SAT AND TYPED ALL THIS IN AND I AM CERTAINLY NOT GOING TO LIST ALL THE GROUPS AND CONTACTS I KNOW ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE . . . . .SO CONSIDER YOURSELF GREETED . . . . . . .OH AND I NEARLY FORGOT IF THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK ARE SUCH BIG RIP OFF MERCHANTS !      THEN WHERE MAY I ASK IS BALD EAGLE GETTING THE DEPACK ROUTINES FOR THE OLD AUTOMATION PACKER . . . .I WONDER COULD IT BE FROM PREVIOUS AUTOMATION MENUS . . . . NAUGHTY NAUGHTY . . . WHO DID YOU SAY WERE THE RIP OFF MERCHANTS ?       I THINK I HAVE JUST ABOUT FINISHED NOW SO I WILL GREET YOU ALL FAREWELL  . . . . . . .AUF WIEDERSEHEN                  HERE WE GO AGAIN    


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                 YO! WELCOME TO AUTOMATION CD 261.  THIS IS A BBC PRODUCTION. ALL MENU CODING BY ANDY THE ARFLING (EXCEPT DIGI-ROUTS).  HERE'S TWO BRAND NEW GAMES FOR YOU, BOTH TRAINED. CHECK OUT POSITION 8 ON THE NINJA SPIRITS HIGH SCORE TABLE, IT'S THE BIRD-MAN!  THE ORIGINAL WAS PACKED WITH HIS PACKER, BUT I UNPACKED IT AND REPACKED IT WITH OUR PACKER, MUCH SMALLER NOW!  CHECK OUT THE MUSIC ON IMPOSSAMOLE, IT WILL BE RIPPED SOON!  WHATEVER YOU DO TO THIS DISK (NICE DOGGIE), DON'T LET WANDERER SAVE GAME TO IT, THIS WILL SURELY COCK IT UP, AS IT DID TO MY DISK WITH THE VERSION THAT SAVED A FILE INSTEAD!    YES THIS IS A FOUR PLANE BYTE BENDER WITH A FOUR TRACK DIGI-SYNTH, WHO NEEDS THOSE CUSTOM CHIPS?  PRESS FUNCTION KEYS 1 TO 7 FOR OTHER MUSAEX, I DO HAVE PROCESSOR TIME LEFT BUT THIS HAS TO RUN IN 60 HZ SO I WON'T ADD ANYTHING ELSE.  AFTER DOING SO MANY MENUS IN SO FEW WEEKS I'M GOING FOR A BIT OF A REST NOW, BUT I'LL BE BACK WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT ME, SO DON'T START SLAGGING ME BEHIND MY BACK (PP TAKE NOTE). NOW FOR THE GREETS - MEGA GREETINGS GO TO THE MEDWAY BOYS (ESPECIALLY THE MIGHTY CLOG,MENUS ARE GREAT,KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK), THE REPLICANTS AND DEREK MD.  THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO DO SOME GREAT WORK ON THE ST, NOW FOR THE MERELY EXCELENT PEOPLE, GREETINGS TO ST AMIGOS (HI TO LITTLE LULU,IS THIS A LAID BACK MENU?  WE HAD IMPOSSAMOLE 5 DAYS BEFORE IT APPEARED ON THE BOARD BUT THERE WAS NO POST OVER EASTER), THE POMPEY PIRATES (HI TO THE ALIEN AND DES, UPLOADED MUCH LATELY?), THE EMPIRE, MCA, BIRDY, NIGHTBREED, DELIGHT, BIG FOUR, TCB, TLB, SYNC, OMEGA, FLEXIBLE FRONT, YOUNG JOE AND THE EDITMAN. FINALLY ON THE GREETINGS, SOME INTERNAL GREETS - HI TO  VAPOUR (THE BOSS), OZZ (COME BACK SOON!), THE LAW (NICE TALKING TO YOU), NEIL (LIKE THE FILE LOADER,YOUR MENUS HAVE IMPROVED TOO), SHARAZ JEK,THE PILOT (MANY THANX FOR LETTING ME VIRTUALLY LIVE AT YOUR HOUSE AND USE YOUR ST AT ALL HOURS DAY AND NIGHT,CHEERS MATE!) AND TO OUR LONG LOST MEMBER,CHRISPY NOODLE. FINALLY, CALL THE ST-HOTLINE ON 0898 44 69 70 (HI HAL).   WELL THAT ABOUT WRAPS THINGS UP,SEE YOU LATER PEEPS!     9  8  7  6  5  4  3  2  1 ...............................


#261v2
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                 YO! WELCOME TO AUTOMATION CD 261.  THIS IS A BBC PRODUCTION. ALL MENU CODING BY ANDY THE ARFLING (EXCEPT DIGI-ROUTS).  HERE'S TWO BRAND NEW GAMES FOR YOU, BOTH TRAINED. CHECK OUT POSITION 8 ON THE NINJA SPIRITS HIGH SCORE TABLE, IT'S THE BIRD-MAN!  THE ORIGINAL WAS PACKED WITH HIS PACKER, BUT I UNPACKED IT AND REPACKED IT WITH OUR PACKER, MUCH SMALLER NOW!  CHECK OUT THE MUSIC ON IMPOSSAMOLE, IT WILL BE RIPPED SOON!  WHATEVER YOU DO TO THIS DISK (NICE DOGGIE), DON'T LET WANDERER SAVE GAME TO IT, THIS WILL SURELY COCK IT UP, AS IT DID TO MY DISK WITH THE VERSION THAT SAVED A FILE INSTEAD!    YES THIS IS A FOUR PLANE BYTE BENDER WITH A FOUR TRACK DIGI-SYNTH, WHO NEEDS THOSE CUSTOM CHIPS?  PRESS FUNCTION KEYS 1 TO 7 FOR OTHER MUSAEX, I DO HAVE PROCESSOR TIME LEFT BUT THIS HAS TO RUN IN 60 HZ SO I WON'T ADD ANYTHING ELSE.  AFTER DOING SO MANY MENUS IN SO FEW WEEKS I'M GOING FOR A BIT OF A REST NOW, BUT I'LL BE BACK WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT ME, SO DON'T START SLAGGING ME BEHIND MY BACK (PP TAKE NOTE). NOW FOR THE GREETS - MEGA GREETINGS GO TO THE MEDWAY BOYS (ESPECIALLY THE MIGHTY CLOG,MENUS ARE GREAT,KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK), THE REPLICANTS AND DEREK MD.  THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO DO SOME GREAT WORK ON THE ST, NOW FOR THE MERELY EXCELENT PEOPLE, GREETINGS TO ST AMIGOS (HI TO LITTLE LULU,IS THIS A LAID BACK MENU?  WE HAD IMPOSSAMOLE 5 DAYS BEFORE IT APPEARED ON THE BOARD BUT THERE WAS NO POST OVER EASTER), THE POMPEY PIRATES (HI TO THE ALIEN AND DES, UPLOADED MUCH LATELY?), THE EMPIRE, THE HOMEBOY(STM!), MCA, DELIGHT, BIG FOUR, TCB, TLB, SYNC, OMEGA, FLEXIBLE FRONT, YOUNG JOE AND THE EDITMAN. FINALLY ON THE GREETINGS, SOME INTERNAL GREETS - HI TO  VAPOUR (THE BOSS), OZZ (COME BACK SOON!), THE LAW (NICE TALKING TO YOU), NEIL (LIKE THE FILE LOADER,YOUR MENUS HAVE IMPROVED TOO), SHARAZ JEK,THE PILOT (MANY THANX FOR LETTING ME VIRTUALLY LIVE AT YOUR HOUSE AND USE YOUR ST AT ALL HOURS DAY AND NIGHT,CHEERS MATE!) AND TO OUR LONG LOST MEMBER,CHRISPY NOODLE. FINALLY, CALL THE ST-HOTLINE ON 0898 44 69 70 (HI HAL).   WELL THAT ABOUT WRAPS THINGS UP,SEE YOU LATER PEEPS!     9  8  7  6  5  4  3  2  1 ...............................


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WHEN USING FAST COPY 3, TO BE SAFE AND SURE, DO NOT COPY DISKS WITH THE COPY ONLY USED SECTORS ENABLED AND NOTE THAT NONE OF OUR DISKS ARE SINGLE SIDED SO IF FAST COPY STARTS TO READ A CD SINGLE SIDED THEN SET DISK DEF INFO TO NO, AND COPY THE DISK 82 TRACKS 10 SECTORS AND 2 SIDES.   WELCOME TO AUTOMATION CD 263. HEY SEWER SOFTWARE! WHO IS THE BEST BRITISH GROUP NOW THEN?   SORRY I DID NOT PUT DOCS FOR MID WINTER ON THIS DISK BUT I HAVE WAITED LONG ENOUGH (3 WEEKS) AND THE PILOT HAS NOT TYPED THEM IN YET. ITS A LONG STORY SO I WILL NOT BORE YOU WITH THE DETAILS. HOWEVER WE WILL RELEASE THE DOCS ON A FUTURE CD.   MID WINTER SAVE GAMES ARE STORED AS RAW DATA ON THE LAST FEW TRACKS SO PLEASE REMEMBER THAT WHEN YOU COPY THIS DISK COPY IT 82 TRACKS 10 SECTORS 2 SIDES. DO NOT USE A COPIER THAT COPIES USED SECTORS ONLY AS IT WILL ONLY COPY THE SECTORS USED UP BY THE FILES ON THE DISK AND NOT THE RAW DATA. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. TAKE NOTE OR BE A LAMER FOREVER!  HEY LAWRENCE! STOP BITCHING ABOUT RAW DATA GAMES AND GET ANOTHER ONE DONE!  SOON TO APPEAR ON AUTOMATION COMPACT DISKS ARE WARP (ACE GAME), TO BE ON TOP (CRAP), RUN THE GAUNTLET (ACE GAME), IVANHOE,   OIL IMPERIUM (CRACKED BY MEDWAY BOYS BUT THEY DID NOT PACK IT SO I CHOPPED IT IN HALF), DONALD DUCK (OLD KIDDIES ADVENTURE, CRAP), KINGS QUEST III FROM SIERRA ONLINE (PACKED BY AXE OF DELIGHT, GREAT CREW), HOLLYWOOD POKER (OLD CRAP DIGI-PIC STRIP POKER GAME), STONEAGE (THIS IS A CLASSIC OF CLASSICS, WAIT AND SEE), CHEETAH (FILE COPYING UTILITY), FAST COPY 3 (GOOD COPIER FOR NON PROTECTED DISKS), LOADS OF ADVENTURE SOLUTIONS FROM DELIGHT, TIME (GOOD ADVENTURE TYPE GAME), SOME S.E.U.C.K PD GAMES, COUNT DUCKULA AND CONTINENTAL CIRCUS FROM THE BBC, AND IF ALL GOES TO PLAN I WILL START TO DO FILE VERSIONS OF ITALY 1990, TENNIS CUP AND XENOMORPH WHICH WILL KEEP ME BUSY ON AND OFF FOR A FORTNIGHT WITH TIME BETWEEN TO KNOCK UP A COUPLE OF EASY PEASY QUICK PACKS OF THE ALREADY IN FILES TYPE JUNK. ONCE MORE I MUST STRESS THAT WE WOULD APPRECIATE ANY ORIGINALS TO HACK AND PACK FROM ANYONE OUT THERE. THE FASTER WE GET THEM IN THE FASTER WE GET THEM OUT!  THANKS GO TO MOB AND THE OTHERS WHO SENT ME MID WINTER. IT TOOK 5 MINUTES TO CRACK BUT IT WAS VERY DIFFICULT TO GET RUNNING AS A DMA FILE LOAD GAME IN 512K SO YOU BETTER APPRECIATE MY TIME AND EFFORT! FOR THOSE WHO ARE INTERESTED WE HAVE A DISK FULL OF MENUS WITHOUT THE BAD LANGUAGE IN THE SCROLLTEXT AND WE HAVE RE-RELEASED DISK 241 AND 256. DISK 256 HAS NO PORNO RESET PIC AND CD 241 HAS THE BAD LANGUAGE REMOVED FROM THE PICTURE AND WE PUT A DIFFERENT GAME ON WITH CENTREFOLD SQUARES IN ORDER TO USE UP THAT 95K FREE WHICH SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN LEFT FREE. TO ALL AUTOMATION MEMBERS - DO NOT BE LAZY, DO NOT USE ULTRA-LOAD ON EVERYTHING FOR A QUICK PACK AS I AM SEEING TOO MUCH MEG ONLY STUFF AND I DON'T LIKE IT. TAKE YOUR TIME AND HAVE A GOOD LOOK AT THE GAME. YOU CAN USE HEADER COMPACTION TO KEEP STUFF IN HALF MEG, OR YOU CAN PULL THE FILES TO BITS, REPACK ALL THE BITS, MERGE BACK AS ONE FILE AND MODIFY THE LOAD CODE ACCORDINGLY. MEG GAMES GIVE US A BAD NAME. SOME ARE NECESSARY I MUST ADMIT BUT I HAVE SEEN SOME LAME PACKS LATELY!       OK!  WHY DID THE SCOUSER LEAVE A TAMPAX UNDER HIS TV?       TO REMIND HIM OF THE TW!?  WHO STOLE HIS VIDEO.     WHAT IS RED AND CLINGS TO A WOMANS LEG?      A HOMESICK ABORTION.     LIGHTCYCLES INTRO CODED BY OBERJE' AND THE COUNT OF THE FINGERBOBS             PRESS <SPACE> TO HAVE A GAME.     DURING GAME PRESSING A NUMBER KEY WILL SELECT THE GAME YOU WANT, OR IF YOU REALLY  MUST, YOU CAN PRESS THE GAME YOU WANT FROM THE MAIN MENU!                     THIS IS THE FIRST PACKED DISK PLAYABLE INTRO I HAVE EVER SEEN OR HEARD OF,      PERHAPS IT MAY LEAD THE WAY,       I DOUBT IT THOUGH!                           GREETS GO TO ( DEEP BREATH.. )         LEELEE        ROZEL                    GOOSE          TAMPER          THE LOST BOYS (HI TIM)          ALL MEMBERS OF THE INNER CIRCLE DEREK MD (LONG TIME NO HERE BUD)    DELIGHT (HI AXE)     THE REPLICANTS    THE STARKS     THE EMPIRE    EDITMAN    THE MEDWAY BOYS (THANKS TO BILL FOR ULTIMATE GOLF AND TO ZIPPY FOR THE MENUS)   THE POMPEY PIRATES (PEACE MANNNNNNNNNN)     CHECK OUT THIS VERSION OF MID WINTER GUYS . . .   G FORCE   THE B 52S      JIMI HENDRIX (RIP)      THE STRANGLERS    KING CRIMSON      THE GUN CLUB      THE CRAMPS     THE SISTERS OF MERCY       BIG AUDIO DYNAMITE     GEORGE CLINTON      THE HUMAN LEAGUE     ROBERT PALMER     THE DOORS     BAUHAUS     JOY DIVISION      SLY AND ROBBIE      SWING OUT SISTER      IGGY POP       P.I.L     MAGAZINE      TRANSVISION VAMP      ISLEY BROTHERS      SMOKEY ROBINSON     CARTER THE FARTER    THE OVERLANDERS (GET IN TOUCH IF YOU WANT OUR DISKS. I STOPPED SENDING YOU OUR COMPACTS BECAUSE I GOT FEW BACK)   THE LIGHT TEAM (LONG TIME NO HEAR GUYS, GET IN TOUCH)     THE ANGELS OF MERCY       THE IRS       THE LION AND THE CHRISTIANS        LOU REED      MAD MAX       ROB HUBBARD      DAVID WHITAKER      ST AMIGOS      LITTLE LULU    THE BIG FOUR      AND NOW OVER TO OBERJE . . .   GREETS TO ( ELECTRONIC IMAGES    -    THE  RESISTANCE   -   DYNAMIC DUO   -   ST SQUAD   -   THE OTHERS )            ALL MEMBERS OF THE UNION             THE CAREBEARS ( IF YOU STILL EXIST )         SYNC - FANTASTIC FULLSCREEN DEMO IN SO WATT!         7-ZARK-7        THE FATT MAN CLUB         TIM           GORDON       GRAHAME SUPREME OVERLORD OF THE UNIVERSE ( NO GUESSES AS TO THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD! )      ERM THATS MORE OR LESS IT...     OH, OF COURSE!          ST CONNEXION - GREAT MEGA SOUNDTRACKER PLAYER!                   HEY FROSTY ( THE SNOWMAN ) - WRITE BACK, LONG TIME NO WRITE!                        IF YOU WERE WONDERING HOW THIS GAME SCORES POINTS, ITS LIKE THIS.....     SINGLE PLAYER GAME - WHEN THE COMPUTER CYCLE CRASHES YOU ARE AWARDED A POINT, IF YOU CRASH, IT IS IGNORED!       TWO PLAYER GAME - WHEN YOU CRASH YOUR OPPONENT IS AWARDED A POINT,  BUT WHEN THE COMPUTER CYCLE CRASHES YOU ARE BOTH AWARDED A POINT, SO MORE IS TO BE GAINED FROM  ATTACKING EACH OTHER RATHER THAN THE COMPUTER!                             HMMM, WELL LETS WRAP I SPOSE!............                                  


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HELLO.  AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 264.   ROXL RULES OK!!    WHO NEEDS HARDWARE SCROLLING!    OK, SO THIS IS A CRAP SCROLLER, BUT WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT, EH?    PLUS AND MINUS DO THE USUALS...     THIS GAME IS ONE MEG AS THE FILES WERE OVER 400K BIG....   I'D LIKE TO SEE SOMEONE ELSE PACK IT ONTO 1 DISK AND KEEP IT IN 512K!    I SHOULD APPOLOGISE TO MOB (DON'T KNOW HIM MYSELF) FOR KEEPING HIS ORIGINALS SO LONG....   SO...   SORRY MOB!!     ON WITH THE SCROLL...    QUICKY GREETS TO (READ 250 FOR FULL GREETS)    APPOLLO, ANDY THE ARFLING, VAPOUR, OZZ, E.G.B AND DACK (THE ONLY PEOPLE IN AUTOMATION I HAVE EVER TALKED TO!)   NON-HACKING GREETS TO...   BOB, MAL 'MEGA-SUPPLIER' AND COL....     HI GUYS!!     WELL, THAT WRAPS IT UP FOR ANOTHER SCROLLER, AS I HAVE SAID EARLIER ON, IF YOU WANT A GOOD READ THEN LOOK AT CD 250....    (BUT MAKE SURE YOU HAVE AT LEAST 45 MINUTES SPARE FIRST!)     BYE BYE FROM THE LAW....    


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   AUTOMATION (WHO ELSE?) CD 264 VERSION 2.0    THIS IS THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK HIJACKING THIS SCROLLTEXT!!     STOP PRESS!   THIS GAME IS NOW 512K COMPATABLE AND IS STILL * FULLY * PACKED....   VAPOUR AND ALIEN CAN NOW STAND UP AND APPLAUD AND STOP MOANING (ESPECIALLY VAPOUR!) ABOUT MEG FILES....    ALSO CHECK OUT CD 184 (ROCKET RANGER AND F.S. II - NOW ALSO 512K)     CYBER-BALL IS ON CD 286 - VAPOUR MADE A COCK UP AND DID IT HIMSELF EVEN THOUGH WE TOLD HIM THAT WE HAD ALREADY DONE IT! SO HE CAN PUT SOMETHING ELSE ON THE DISK THAT HE DID!   WE 'AINT MOVING IT!      RETURNING TO THE LAW'S SCROLLTEXT      ON WITH THE SCROLL...    QUICKY GREETS TO (READ 250 FOR FULL GREETS)    APPOLLO, ANDY THE ARFLING, VAPOUR, OZZ, E.G.B AND DACK (THE ONLY PEOPLE IN AUTOMATION I HAVE EVER TALKED TO!)   NON-HACKING GREETS TO...   BOB, MAL 'MEGA-SUPPLIER' AND COL....     HI GUYS!!     WELL, THAT WRAPS IT UP FOR ANOTHER SCROLLER, AS I HAVE SAID EARLIER ON, IF YOU WANT A GOOD READ THEN LOOK AT CD 250....    (BUT MAKE SURE YOU HAVE AT LEAST 45 MINUTES SPARE FIRST!)     BYE BYE FROM THE LAW....    


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AUTOMATION CD 265...    THE LAW IS HERE ONCE AGAIN!   BUT THIS TIME BECUASE VAPOUR ASKED ME TO DO THIS MENU...   HE SENT IT TO ME WITH ALL THE GAMES ON IT, AND A MESSAGE SAYING 'DO A MENU PLEASE'    SO HERE IT IS...  SORRY IT'S THE SAME AS 266, BUT WHO CARES?     THE LETTER ALSO SAID THAT AXE OF DELIGHT WAS NOW A MEMBER OF AUTOMATION. I AM NOT SURE AT THIS TIME IF THE REST OF DELIGHT ARE ALSO MEMBERS, BUT IF THEY ARE...  HI GUYS!   THE MUSIC IS FROM THE BIG SPRITE SCREEN OF THE CUDDLY DEMOS BY TCB AND WAS WRITTEN BY NONE OTHER THAN MAD MAX HIMSELF...    I HATE WRITING SCROLLTEXTS, SO GOODBYE....       BYYYEEEEEEEEEEE        


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AUTOMATION 266...   PIRATES IS ONE MEG...   BUT AT LEAST YOU HAVE THE FULL INSTRUCTIONS....   THANKS TO SEWER-SOFT FOR THOSE...    CODE: THE LAW    GRAFIX: IRS OF THE UN-NAMEABLES    MUSIC: MAD MAX    WELL, HERE I AM AGAIN, ONLY A FEW DAYS LATER AND WE ARE NOW 15 DISKS AHEAD OF 251.....   I DON'T HAVE 15 DISKS TO COPY THEM ON!!     WHAT TO SAY??    ERM...    EH...    READ THE SCROLL ON 250... THAT'S A BIT LONGER THAN THIS IS GOING TO BE...    LETS DO THE GREETS, THAT ALWAYS PADS A SCROLLTEXT OUT A BIT...    HELLO TO..   ANDY THE ARFLING, APPOLLO, DACK, E.G.B., VAPOUR, NEIL,THE PILOT, OZZ, SHARAZ, GRUNTMAN AND THE ORIGINAL SNOT GOBBLER...   MAL, COL, BOB AND ANYONE ELSE ON CD 250'S GREETS LIST....   BACK TO THE PLOT.....    NO, I GIVE UP. I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY...      ANYWAY, SEE YOU ALL AGAIN SOON......  THE LAW OF THE UN-NAMEABLES......    


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HELLO THERE THIS IS THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK WITH AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 268 . . . . . .YEAH . . .WE ARE HERE AGAIN THIS TIME WITH SOME ONE MEG MEMORY MUNCHERS . . . THANX GOTO THE LAW FOR THE USE OF THIS CODE WITH HIS INTERCHANGABLE FONTS . . . (DOES THIS MUSIC BRING BACK ANY FOND MEMORIES?      FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT RECOGNISE THIS MUSIC IT WAS RIPPED FROM CLOUD KINGDOM BY APPOLLO THE FONT I THINK IS BY XERUD (BUT I MAY BE WRONG!!!) AND THE PIC IS FROM TUCKER (WELL I GUESS YOU KNEW THAT ALREADY) ANYWAY THE GREETS GOTO ALL MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION . . . DIO . . . KAS . . . MIDIMAN . . . TUF (SORRY NEARLY FORGOT YOU) AND ALL EX MEMBERS OF THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK . . . ZAE OF NEXT . . . THE REPLICANTS . . . THE EMPIRE . . . THE MCA . . . THE MEDWAY BOYS . . . THE POMPEY PIRATES . . . THE DREAM WEAVERS . . . NEW ORDER . . . STCS (UK)  . . . MAL . . . CAPTAIN WIBBLE . . . AND ALL THE OTHER AUTOMATION COLLECTORS OUT THERE IN THIS UNIVERSE  . . . . .ANYWAY TIME TO  . .W . . . R . . . .WRAP THIS WAY  


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DISK 268 VERSION 2.0....  BOTH TITLES NOW 512K THANX TO ULTRALOAD 3.0      NO ROOM ON DISK FOR ANY MORE TEXT, JUST TIME TO SEND A QUICK MESSAGE TO THE PILOT....    THIS IS MY ORIGINAL STARFIELD ROUTINE, IT'S MUCH BETTER NOW (RANDOM STARS AND MULTI DIRECTION! I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOUR STARFIELD SOON!)     THIS IS THE OFFICIAL UN-NAMEABLES 'THERE IS NO ROOM ON THE DISK' MENU.......      WRAP......    


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      AUTOMATION 269     WELL, WHAT HAVE WE HERE....   I WOULD THINK THAT THIS RANKS AS ONE OF OUR ALL TIME BEST DISKS....    YOU WILL GET NOWHERE IN INFESTATION WITHOUT READING THE DOC FILE!!       -- NEVER --  USE THIS DISK FOR INFESTATION SAVES (AND DON'T USE THE INFESTATION FORMAT DISK OPTION WITH THIS DISK IN THE DRIVE!!)  THIS DISK WAS COMPILED BY THE LAW OF THE UN-NAMEABLES     WHEN VAPOUR SAID TO DO SOME NEW STUFF I DON'T THINK HE EXPECTED ALL THIS ON ONE DISK!    (AND THEY ALL RUN IN 512K)    YOU WON'T SEE TWO OF THESE GAMES ON ANY ONE POMPEY PIRATES DISK AS ALIEN CAN'T PUT TWO RAW DATA DISKS ON THE B-SIDE!!    JUST QUICKY GREETS, THEN I'M OFF TO PLAY E-MOTION...     APPOLLO, NOOKIE, FLANNY, TUCKER, THE PILOT (I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL - IT'S TAKEN ME THREE HOURS TO GET INFESTATION AND THIS MENU GOING TOGETHER WITHOUT BUGGERING UP THE OTHERS!!), VAPOUR, DACK, OZZ, EGB AND ANDY THE ARFLING,   COL, MAL, BOB AND ANYONE ELSE I KNOW.    MESSAGE TO NIK OF THE DREAM WEAVERS... GIVE MAL YOUR PICTURES AGAIN AS I HAVE LOST THE DISK WITH THEM ON!!   OH, BY THE WAY... PLUS AND MINUS CONTROL THE SPEED....    BYE BYE....    


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WELCOME TO AUTOMATION DISK NO 271 (THE REASON THIS IS SO LATE IS THAT THE SCROLLER WAS STILL TRAVELLING AROUND THE COUNTRY AND INDEED STILL IS , SO IN THE MEANTIME BOTH GAMES HAVE BEEN REPACKED TO WORK IN HALF MEG!!!, AND THE TRAVELLING SCROLLER WILL APPEAR AROUND !!!300!!!). WHAT CAN I TALK ABOUT AH!! I KNOW ...... 2.5 CHUNKY CHUNK CHUNKY (WHAT DOES IT MEAN... ONLY THOSE IN THE KNOW!! KNOW!! KNOW WHAT I MEAN ARRY!!!!) DEREK KNOWS, BUT CANT GET HIS PAWS ON IT!! SMALL MESSAGE TO ALIEN.... LARGE 360K FILES (RANDOM ACCESS ONES) ARE NO LONGER A PROBLEM TO PACK.... DUE TO A JOINT PROJECT BY SHITTUN!!! WHY DOES OUR NAME ABBREVIATE SO BADLY, PROBABLY BECAUSE I PLANNED IT THAT WAY!! HEY NEIL, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SINGLE PLANE FONT, THE NEW INTRO WITH THE FUNNY DOTS IS BRILL MATE!!! TAMWORTH MUST BE REALLY BORING!!! ON TO A DIFFERENT SUBJECT......... THE AUTOMATION '90 SHOW AT NOVOTEL LONDON...... BORING ..... VERY BORING.... EXCEPT FOR MEETING ALL THOSE GREAT GUYS!!!! HEY PILOT, YOUR PICTURE WAS SLIGHTLY MARRED BY DEREK MD APPEARING IN THE CORNER... BUT I CHOPPED HIM OUT.... NOW THEN, WHAT CAN I USE THE PICTURE OF DEREK FOR...... BY THE WAY WIZPOP, CAN I STILL BUY DEREK MD FOR A TENNER, I NEED A FAST DISK COPIER!!!! (ITS OK DEREK I'M ONLY JOKING.... IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU AT THE SHOW REALLY... FOR THOSE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO ARE WONDERING IF ALL THOSE PEOPLE AT THE ATARI SHOW WANDERING AROUND WITH THE AUTOMATION T-SHIRTS ON WERE REAL (YES WE WERE REAL!!!), IN FACT PRESENT WERE THE UN-NAMEABLES, IRS, GUARDIANS OF LOGIK, SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY, THE BBC, DEREK MD AND TWO FRIENDS, WIZPOP, SPAZ OF THE LOST BOYS, PYROTECHNICS AND DIGITAL FOUNDATION. ANYWAY THATS IT.... THIS SCROLLER HAS GOT TO BE FAIRLY SMALL OTHERWISE IT WON'T FIT ON THE DISK....BYE   WRAP TIME....      YO GUYS..... THIS IS EGB OF THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY HERE....    TRY KEYS...  HELP/UNDO/INSERT/CLR-HOME (TO CHANGE THE SCROLLERS)...    THIS SCROLL WILL CONTAIN THE SHORT GREETS LIST WHILE THE BOTTOM ONE CONTAINS THE USUAL BORING WAFFLE.... ANYWAY DOWN TO BUSINESS.... SUB HUMAN GREETINGS GO TO AUTOMATION WHO ARE VAPOUR, THE UN-NAMEABLES, THE BBC, THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK, SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY, NEIL OF COR BLIMEY, SHARAZ JEK, AXE (GREAT JOB ON THE SIERRA STUFF!!), OZZWALD (SLIPPING FURTHER DOWN THE LIST), THE ARTISTS (XERUD, WAYNE, PURSY (NICE NEW FONT), IAN.C, NIK OF THE QUARTET, THE CMT AND THE LAW (HA! HA!)) THE REPLICANTS, THE EMPIRE, HOTLINE, THE CAREBEARS, ST CONEXXIONS, FOXX (GREAT TASTE IN MUSIC!), THE LOST BOYS (HI SPAZ!!), THE MEDWAY BOY(S) (THE MIGHTY CLOG AND WIZPOP (NICE TO MEET YOU AT THE SHOW WIZ!!)), DEREK MD (DO YOU WANT CHUNKY? HA HA), ELECTRIC BLUE, G-FORCE, THE DEF SQUAD (ZZZZZZZ... STILL SLEEPING GUYS...), THE FORTH SQUAD, BUD AND FIONA (THE ST GIRLIE!!!)...............                         


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     USE ANOTHER DISK FOR THE ARENA SAVE GAMES.  HI,GUYS! THIS SCROLLER WAS CODED BY THE BLACK WIZARDS, THE PICTURE WAS DRAWN BY PURSY, THE MUSIC RIPPING AND MENU MAKINGWAS BY VAPOUR. GREETINGS TO THE REPLICANTS      ST CONNEXION     THE CAREBEARS    THE LOST BOYS       THE MEDWAY BOYS      THE EMPIRE     THE OVERLANDERS     G FORCE      NIK OF THE QUARTET      MCA      FLEXIBLE FRONT      SYNC     THE LIGHT TEAM      THE HOMEBOY      DEREK MD      EDITMAN      HAL     THE POMPEY PIRATES      MIKE OF HOTLINE      MOB      LEELEE       OBERJE     FINGERBOBS      THE ANGELS OF MERCY      ST AMIGOS       AND EVERYONE ELSE I FORGOT.        APOLOGIES GO TO ALL THOSE WHO WERE SLAGGED OFF ON CD 236 BUT IT SEEMS THAT RICK THE DICK WANTS TO CAUSE TROUBLE FOR A LAUGH.     CD 263 WILL BE RELEASED WHEN PHIL OF THE BBC GETS THE MID WINTER DOC TYPED IN SINCE THE POMPEY PIRATES WILL NOT LET US USE THEIRS. NEVERMIND, THATS LIFE. MAYBE THEY ARE JUST JEALOUS THAT WE GOT ULTIMATE GOLF ON WITH MID WINTER OR MAYBE THEY STILL HOLD A GRUDGE TOWARDS CERTAIN AUTOMATION MEMBERS. CMON GUYS THE UKό  IS BIG ENOUGH FOR ALL OF US.   MESSAGE TO THE HOMEBOY . . . WHO SAID GIRLS CAN NOT HACK . . . IF MINE IS A GIRL IT WILL HACK ALRIGHT.    BUT THAT WILL PROBABLY BE IN THE YEAR 2000 AND PLONK . . . .      MESSAGE TO THE STARKS . . . SEND PROTECTED SOFTWARE ONLY . . . . .      HEY ARNO . . LONG TIME NO HEAR . . . .     HEY OZZ . . LONG TIME NO HAIR . . . .        IF YOU THINK YOU CAN PRODUCE GRAPHICS EQUAL TO OR BETTER THAN THIS ONE THEN WOULD LIKE TO HEAR FROM YOU . . . .        REMEMBER TO RESERVE YOUR COPY OF HELLBOUND AT YOUR LOCAL VIDEO SHOP, RELEASE DATE 27.5.90. THIS IS THE HORROR FILM OF THE YEAR SO MAKE SURE YOU SEE IT . . . . . .     MESSAGE TO THE BLACK WIZARDS . . . SEND MORE PARAMEDICS . . . . I MEAN CODE . . .  ANTI GREETS TO MASTERTRONICS FOR THE ZILCH PROTECTION IN THEIR GAMES.     OK. NOWT LEFT TO SAY SO TIME TO TRY A FILE VERSION OF SOLDIER 2000, THANKS TO MOB FOR GETTING ME AN ORIGINAL.       MESSAGE TO G FORCE . . . HOWS ABOUT DOING US A SINGLE FILE OF THOSE CUTE CHAOS MAPS . . . .  ... AND NOW, LET'S WRAP AROUND! .....                   


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PRESS SPACE TO PLAY.           VAPOUR OR WAS NOT WAS IF YOU LIKE BRING YOU MY LAST COMPACT AND I WISH TO USE IT TO SAY GOODBYE TO THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE AND CREWS . . . . THE BBC . . COR BLIMEY NOT ARF . . SHARAZ JEK . . LSD . . THE UN-NAMEABLES . . THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY . . PURSY . . IAN.C . . MERLIN . . NIK FROM THE QUARTET . . XERUD . . THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK . . DELIGHT . . THE LIGHT TEAM . . THE BLACK WIZARDS . . THE REPLICANTS . . THE CAREBEARS . . THE LOST BOYS . . THE STARKS . . THE OVERLANDERS . . THE EMPIRE . . MAD MAX . . AN COOL . . DAVID WHITTAKER . . ROB NORTHERN . . THE MEDWAY BOYS . . THE POMPEY PIRATES . . G FORCE . . THE PRESIDENT . . JOBIL . . LEELEE . . MOB . . OBERJE . . FINGERBOBS . . THE MENACING CRACKING ALLIANCE . . ST CONNEXION . . PHALANX . . SYNC . . VECTOR . . DEREK MD . . NEW ORDER . . A-HA . . HOTLINE . . BIRDY . . HAL . . EDITMAN . . THE CMT . . WEIRD SCIENCE . . SEWER SOFTWARE . . THE FLOPPY COPY CREW . . STEW . . OMEGA . . NO CREW . . THE HOMEBOY . . THE ANGELS OF MERCY . . SOFTRUNNER GROUP . . THE GIGABYTE CREW . . THE 42 CREW . . ELECTRIC BLUE . . DELTA FORCE . . FLEXIBLE FRONT . . LULU . . ST AMIGOS . . THE ANTI AMIGA CREW . . THE TWO LIFE CREW . . THE CONSTELLATIONS . . TEX . . LEVEL 16 . . THE FALLEN ANGELS . . THE MARVELLOUS V8 . . KAM . . THE LORDS OF THE DISK . . THE TNT CREW . . THE IRS . . XXX INTERNATIONAL . . BLUE ADEPT . . BOSS . . STCS . . TSUNOO RHILTY . . NEWLINE . . THE LAST FRONTIER . . PHENIX . . THE WIZARDS . . THE VISION . . ONYX . . ULM . . FIRE CRACKER . . LEGEND . . THE BLACK MONOLITH TEAM . . THE PENDRAGONS . . GHOST . . ATG . . THE BLACK CATS AND ANYONE ELSE I ACCIDENTALLY FORGOT . . . . . . . . .          LET ME JUST SAY THAT I DO NOT LIKE BEING PHONED UP OUT OF THE BLUE BY PEOPLE I DO NOT EVEN KNOW ESPECIALLY WHEN THE PERSON WHO PHONES ME THREATENS TO REPORT ME TO F.A.S.T. I MAY BUY ANOTHER MACHINE WHEN I MOVE HOUSE BUT THAT IS ANOTHER STORY AND WHEN I DO I WILL NOT GIVE OUT MY ADDRESS OR PHONE NUMBER AS IT SEEMS TOO MANY PEOPLE ABUSE THE PRIVILEGE I GIVE THEM! ANYHOW IF F.A.S.T DO COME AROUND THEN I GUESS THEY WOULD HAVE A F.E.A.S.T WHILE GOING THROUGH MY ADDRESS BOOK WHICH IS FULL FROM JANUARY TO MID JUNE. I SUPPOSE I WILL HAVE TO PUT MY DIARY AND COMPUTER STUFF IN ALTERNATIVE ACCOMADATION OR MAYBE YOU READING THIS KNOWS SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO BUY IT! WELL IT IS UP FOR SALE AS OF NOW.    NOW IT IS TIME TO ASSEMBLE THIS MENU    DISTRIBUTE A FEW COPIES AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST TO GET RID OF ALL THE EVIDENCE AND AWAIT THE KNOCK ON THE DOOR.   WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT OFFICER! WHAT DO YOU MEAN? AUTOMATION!             NOW REMEMBER ST USERS    KEEP YOUR DISKS IN GOOD TASTE. NO MORE SLAGGINGS    NO BAD LANGUAGE ETC   AND THINK OF ALL THOSE INNOCENT CHILDREN WHO COLLECT THEM OR YOU MAY JUST GET A NASTY PHONE CALL FROM RATHER ANNOYED PARENTS.  THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME AND I REFUSED TO GIVE OUT THE PHONE NUMBERS AND ADDRESSES OF THE GUILTY PARTIES AS I AM NOT A SNITCH BUT SINCE I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS LOOMING AROUND THE CORNER I THINK I SHOULD PLAY SAFE AND END MY ST CAREER HERE.  PITY I DID NOT SURVIVE TO CD 300 HUH!    GOOD BYEEEEEEEEEE BLUE SKY    GOOD BYE GOOD BYE GOOD BYE!               I NEVER PLAYED THE GAMES ANYWAY!                              


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          PRESS SPACE TO PLAY.           VAPOUR OR WAS NOT WAS IF YOU LIKE BRING YOU MY LAST COMPACT AND I WISH TO USE IT TO SAY GOODBYE TO THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE AND CREWS . . . . THE BBC . . COR BLIMEY NOT ARF . . SHARAZ JEK . . LSD . . THE UN-NAMEABLES . . THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY . . PURSY . . IAN.C . . MERLIN . . NIK FROM THE QUARTET . . XERUD . . THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK . . DELIGHT . . THE LIGHT TEAM . . THE BLACK WIZARDS . . THE REPLICANTS . . THE CAREBEARS . . THE LOST BOYS . . THE STARKS . . THE OVERLANDERS . . THE EMPIRE . . MAD MAX . . AN COOL . . DAVID WHITTAKER . . ROB NORTHERN . . THE MEDWAY BOYS . . THE POMPEY PIRATES . . G FORCE . . THE PRESIDENT . . JOBIL . . LEELEE . . MOB . . OBERJE . . FINGERBOBS . . THE MENACING CRACKING ALLIANCE . . ST CONNEXION . . PHALANX . . SYNC . . VECTOR . . DEREK MD . . NEW ORDER . . A-HA . . HOTLINE . . BIRDY . . HAL . . EDITMAN . . THE CMT . . WEIRD SCIENCE . . SEWER SOFTWARE . . THE FLOPPY COPY CREW . . STEW . . OMEGA . . NO CREW . . THE HOMEBOY . . THE ANGELS OF MERCY . . SOFTRUNNER GROUP . . THE GIGABYTE CREW . . THE 42 CREW . . ELECTRIC BLUE . . DELTA FORCE . . FLEXIBLE FRONT . . LULU . . ST AMIGOS . . THE ANTI AMIGA CREW . . THE TWO LIFE CREW . . THE CONSTELLATIONS . . TEX . . LEVEL 16 . . THE FALLEN ANGELS . . THE MARVELLOUS V8 . . KAM . . THE LORDS OF THE DISK . . THE TNT CREW . . THE IRS . . XXX INTERNATIONAL . . BLUE ADEPT . . BOSS . . STCS . . TSUNOO RHILTY . . NEWLINE . . THE LAST FRONTIER . . PHENIX . . THE WIZARDS . . THE VISION . . ONYX . . ULM . . FIRE CRACKER . . LEGEND . . THE BLACK MONOLITH TEAM . . THE PENDRAGONS . . GHOST . . ATG . . THE BLACK CATS AND ANYONE ELSE I ACCIDENTALLY FORGOT . . . . . . . . .          LET ME JUST SAY THAT I DO NOT LIKE BEING PHONED UP OUT OF THE BLUE BY PEOPLE I DO NOT EVEN KNOW ESPECIALLY WHEN THE PERSON WHO PHONES ME THREATENS TO REPORT ME TO F.A.S.T. I MAY BUY ANOTHER MACHINE WHEN I MOVE HOUSE BUT THAT IS ANOTHER STORY AND WHEN I DO I WILL NOT GIVE OUT MY ADDRESS OR PHONE NUMBER AS IT SEEMS TOO MANY PEOPLE ABUSE THE PRIVILEGE I GIVE THEM! ANYHOW IF F.A.S.T DO COME AROUND THEN I GUESS THEY WOULD HAVE A F.E.A.S.T WHILE GOING THROUGH MY ADDRESS BOOK WHICH IS FULL FROM JANUARY TO MID JUNE. I SUPPOSE I WILL HAVE TO PUT MY DIARY AND COMPUTER STUFF IN ALTERNATIVE ACCOMADATION OR MAYBE YOU READING THIS KNOWS SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO BUY IT! WELL IT IS UP FOR SALE AS OF NOW.    NOW IT IS TIME TO ASSEMBLE THIS MENU    DISTRIBUTE A FEW COPIES AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST TO GET RID OF ALL THE EVIDENCE AND AWAIT THE KNOCK ON THE DOOR.   WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT OFFICER! WHAT DO YOU MEAN? AUTOMATION!             NOW REMEMBER ST USERS    KEEP YOUR DISKS IN GOOD TASTE. NO MORE SLAGGINGS    NO BAD LANGUAGE ETC   AND THINK OF ALL THOSE INNOCENT CHILDREN WHO COLLECT THEM OR YOU MAY JUST GET A NASTY PHONE CALL FROM RATHER ANNOYED PARENTS.  THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME AND I REFUSED TO GIVE OUT THE PHONE NUMBERS AND ADDRESSES OF THE GUILTY PARTIES AS I AM NOT A SNITCH BUT SINCE I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS LOOMING AROUND THE CORNER I THINK I SHOULD PLAY SAFE AND END MY ST CAREER HERE.  PITY I DID NOT SURVIVE TO CD 300 HUH!    GOOD BYEEEEEEEEEE BLUE SKY    GOOD BYE GOOD BYE GOOD BYE!               I NEVER PLAYED THE GAMES ANYWAY!                              


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                   HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE CAREBEARS - TEX - MCA - THE LIGHT TEAM - THE EMPIRE - DELIGHT - THE REVOLUTION - THE POMPEY PIRATES - BIRDY - THE MEDWAY BOYS - SEWER SOFT - ST AMIGOS - HAL - EDITMAN - G FORCE - THE STARKS - LEELEE - OBERJE - MOB - MONTY - PURSY - IAN.C - THE CMT - FLEXIBLE FRONT - SYNC - OMEGA - NIK OF THE QUARTET -

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AUTOMATION CD 276 - VAPOUR - THE UN-NAMEABLES - SHARAZ JEK - AXE - THE BBC - THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIC - THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY -     HERE WE HAVE ANOTHER COOL DISK TO ADD TO YOUR COLLECTION AND IT IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY WHO DO YOU THINK?     A BOY WALKS DOWNSTAIRS ON CHRISTMAS DAY AND FINDS A MOUNTAIN BIKE AND HUNDREDS OF TOYS UNDER THE XMAS TREE. AFTER THANKING HIS PARENTS HE TURNS TO SEE THEM GIVING HIM AIR TICKETS TO DISNEYLAND AND A HUGE XMAS CAKE. SO, OFF HE GOES OUT TO PLAY AND TO TELL HIS FRIENDS ABOUT WHAT HE GOT. HE SOON MET ONE OF HIS FRIENDS SO HE ASKED HIS FRIEND WHAT HE GOT FOR XMAS.    A FEW CLOTHES THE OTHER BOY SAID, WHAT DID YOU GET. OH, I GOT A MOUNTAIN BIKE, AIR TICKETS TO DISNEYLAND AND LOADS OF OTHER TOYS!   THEN HIS FRIEND REPLIED, GOD I WISH I HAD CANCER!          QUIZ TIME!!!    WHAT DO JOCHEN HIPPEL, DAVID WHITAKER, AND ROB HUBBARD HAVE IN COMMON?    ANSWERS ON A DISK TO ANY AUTOMATION MEMBER AS WE ARE SHORT ON DISKS . . . .      IF THERE IS ANYONE WITH AN AMSTRAD PRINTER FOR SALE THEN PLEASE GET IN TOUGH WITH VAPOUR.     ASK YOUR SUPPLIER ABOUT THE AUTOMATION CLEAN DISK COMPILED BY VAPOUR WHICH CONTAINS SEVERAL OLDER MENUS COMPILED WITH THE FOUR LETTER EXPLETIVES REMOVED FROM THE SCROLLTEXT.       A JEWISH GIRL WENT TO HER FATHER AND SAID DAD MAY I HAVE FIFTY QUID PLEASE AND HE REPLIED, FOURTY QUID WHAT DO YOU WANT THIRTY QUID FOR HERES TWENTY . . . . .        AND NOW, HOW TO RUIN EVERY CLASSIC HIT RECORD IN THREE MINUTES BY JIVE BUNNY . . . 


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                   HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE CAREBEARS - TEX - MCA - THE LIGHT TEAM - THE EMPIRE - DELIGHT - THE REVOLUTION - THE POMPEY PIRATES - BIRDY - THE MEDWAY BOYS - SEWER SOFT - ST AMIGOS - HAL - EDITMAN - G FORCE - THE STARKS - LEELEE - OBERJE - MOB - MONTY - PURSY - IAN.C - THE CMT - FLEXIBLE FRONT - SYNC - OMEGA - NIK OF THE QUARTET -

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AUTOMATION CD 276 - VAPOUR - THE UN-NAMEABLES - SHARAZ JEK - AXE - THE BBC - THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIC - THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY -     HERE WE HAVE ANOTHER COOL DISK TO ADD TO YOUR COLLECTION AND IT IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY WHO DO YOU THINK?     A BOY WALKS DOWNSTAIRS ON CHRISTMAS DAY AND FINDS A MOUNTAIN BIKE AND HUNDREDS OF TOYS UNDER THE XMAS TREE. AFTER THANKING HIS PARENTS HE TURNS TO SEE THEM GIVING HIM AIR TICKETS TO DISNEYLAND AND A HUGE XMAS CAKE. SO, OFF HE GOES OUT TO PLAY AND TO TELL HIS FRIENDS ABOUT WHAT HE GOT. HE SOON MET ONE OF HIS FRIENDS SO HE ASKED HIS FRIEND WHAT HE GOT FOR XMAS.    A FEW CLOTHES THE OTHER BOY SAID, WHAT DID YOU GET. OH, I GOT A MOUNTAIN BIKE, AIR TICKETS TO DISNEYLAND AND LOADS OF OTHER TOYS!   THEN HIS FRIEND REPLIED, GOD I WISH I HAD CANCER!          QUIZ TIME!!!    WHAT DO JOCHEN HIPPEL, DAVID WHITAKER, AND ROB HUBBARD HAVE IN COMMON?    ANSWERS ON A DISK TO ANY AUTOMATION MEMBER AS WE ARE SHORT ON DISKS . . . .      IF THERE IS ANYONE WITH AN AMSTRAD PRINTER FOR SALE THEN PLEASE GET IN TOUGH WITH VAPOUR.     ASK YOUR SUPPLIER ABOUT THE AUTOMATION CLEAN DISK COMPILED BY VAPOUR WHICH CONTAINS SEVERAL OLDER MENUS COMPILED WITH THE FOUR LETTER EXPLETIVES REMOVED FROM THE SCROLLTEXT.       A JEWISH GIRL WENT TO HER FATHER AND SAID DAD MAY I HAVE FIFTY QUID PLEASE AND HE REPLIED, FOURTY QUID WHAT DO YOU WANT THIRTY QUID FOR HERES TWENTY . . . . .        AND NOW, HOW TO RUIN EVERY CLASSIC HIT RECORD IN THREE MINUTES BY JIVE BUNNY . . . 


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AUTOMATION ARE PROUD TO PRESENT  COMPACT MENU 278      OPTIONS  -1- BATTLE CHESS  -2- DELUXE STRIP POKER II  -0- TOGGLE HZ      MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION ARE  VAPOUR SHARAZ JEK NEIL OF COR BLIMEY DACK THE LAW AXE THE BBC THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIC THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY      THIS MENU WAS CODED BY  NEIL OF CB      MUSIC RIPPED BY  VAPOUR FROM WARP      MENU PUT TOGETHER BY  VAPOUR   HI TO ALL OUR FRIENDS   LET'S WRAP!
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AUTOMATION RULE...  COMING SOON! . . . MAN UNITED 520K IN FILES. . WARP DON'T KNOW YET BUT IT'S LOOKING GOOD!   HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE OVERLANDERS - THE EMPIRE - THE STARKS - DELIGHT - MCA - SEWER SOFTWARE - MOB - PURSY - IAN.C - MONTY - LEELEE - OBERJE - THE LOST BOYS. . . OK! BYE BYE!   


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AUTOMATION ARE PROUD TO PRESENT  COMPACT MENU 278      OPTIONS  -1- BATTLE CHESS  -2- DELUXE STRIP POKER II  -0- TOGGLE HZ      MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION ARE  VAPOUR SHARAZ JEK NEIL OF COR BLIMEY DACK THE LAW AXE THE BBC THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIC THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY      THIS MENU WAS CODED BY  NEIL OF CB      MUSIC RIPPED BY  VAPOUR FROM WARP      MENU PUT TOGETHER BY  VAPOUR   HI TO ALL OUR FRIENDS   LET'S WRAP!

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AUTOMATION RULE...  COMING SOON! . . . MAN UNITED 520K IN FILES. . WARP DON'T KNOW YET BUT IT'S LOOKING GOOD!   HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE OVERLANDERS - THE EMPIRE - THE STARKS - DELIGHT - MCA - SEWER SOFTWARE - MOB - PURSY - IAN.C - MONTY - LEELEE - OBERJE - THE LOST BOYS. . . OK! BYE BYE!   


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WOW! I FINALY GET TO USE SOME OF MY NEW CODE!    PLUS AND MINUS DO THE USUALS!     THE LAW OF THE UN-NAMEABLES PRESENTS AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 280 (A)      YES, YET AGAIN THEY PRODUCE A GAME THAT WON'T GO ON ONE DISK!   (THIS ONE OVERFLOWED BY OVER 300K!)    INSERT DISK 280 (B) WHEN ASKED TO SWAP DISKS!      CRYSTAL CAVERNS IS A PIECE OF PD CRUD, SO DON'T GO EXPECTING A FOUR DISK EPIC!   (WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND IS IF MIGHTY CLOG CRACKED KRISTAL ONTO 2 DISKS, HOW IS IT A POMPEY PIRATES PRODUCTION ?!?!?)    ANYWAY, NUFF SAID AND ONTO THE EGO TRIP....     INTERGALACTIC GOLDEN STAR CREDITS TO...    DACK, PHILL, NOOKIE, FLANNY, TUCKER, VAPOUR, THE PILOT, ANDY THE ARFLING, CHRISPY NOODLE, APPOLLO, DIO, EL SID AND THE REST OF GOL, NEIL OF COR BLIMEY (MEGA-FILE LOADER! WOW!), SHARAZ JEK, AXE, EGB, XERUD/MIKE.W, IGNITOR, AND THE REST OF AUTOMATION (SORRY IF YOU HAVE NOT BEEN MENTIONED BUT IT IS GETTING LATE!)     NORMALS TO....    THE MEDWAY BOYS (LET'S WAVE THE WHITE FLAG, EH?)    THE POMPOUS.... ER... POMPEY PIRATES (WAVE A SLIGHTLY GREY FLAG, EH?  PS. WHERE IS THE MIDWINTER INTRO?)    THE REPLICANTS, THE UNION, THE EMPIRE, BLADERUNNERS, THE LOST BOYS (GREAT DEMO GUYS!), SYNC, OMEGA, AND ALL OTHER -- GOOD -- ST CREWS EVERYWHERE.....    (AND THE BAD ONES KNOW WHO THEY ARE!)     WAS THIS A POLITE SCROLLTEXT OR WHAT?        WRAP....


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   THE LAW PRESENTS AUTOMATION 280 (B) - TO BE USED WITH 280 (A) FOR AFTER THE WAR....    I AM EXTERMELY LOW ON DISK SPACE SO I WILL END THIS HERE....    BYE BYE....    P.S.  I KNOW THIS MENU IS CRAP AND LOOKS LIKE 240 (B) BUT AT LEAST I HAD ROOM FOR SOME MUSIC....    THANKS TO ALL THE OTHER AUTOMATION MEMBERS FOR NOT DOING AFTER THE WAR!    

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5               4             3               2              1  FSHHHZZZZZZZZZZ  !  *********************************************   AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 282. THIS TIME ITS TIME!   

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      THIS INTRO HAS BEEN CODED BY DAVE-LOST FROM THE STARKS.        THE STARKS ARE: MAD STALKER, DAVE-LOST, FISHERMAN, BOOSTER, STAGER, STACCATTO, PHIL-STRAITS AND SPINFINITY.      

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GREETINGS GO TO: AUTOMATION (ESPECIALLY VAPOUR), SEWER SOFTWARE  (ESP. SEWER RAT), ST-CONNEXION (ESP. MARLONE AND VANTAGE), DR.SATAN, EQUINOX (ESP. STEPRATE), HEMORROIDS, THE FALLEN ANGELS (ESP. SPEED DEMON AND ANGEL FACE), V8 (ESP. YODA AND DEMONIAK), THE REPLICANTS (ESP. R-AL), THE LOST BOYS (NICE DEMO), CRACKER ST, STALIN (FROM FLEXIBLE FRONT), TCB, TEX AND TNT.  A BIG KISS FOR CAMILLE (MY SWEET LOVE).

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THIS AUTOMATION CD INCLUDES TIME.    PRESS THE LONG ONE TO GO ADVENTURING.   TIME WAS ALSO PUT ON ONE DISK BY DELIGHT. WHEN I DID THIS VERSION I WAS HOPING TO PERHAPS GET SOMETHING ELSE ON THE DISK BUT IT WAS NOT TO BE! .................................................................. THE AUTOMATION CD ARE SWAPPED IN FRANCE AND IN BELGIUM BY THE STARKS, CONTACT US ON 3615 RTEL (ON THE FRENCH BBS).

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A BIG THANK YOU TO THE STARKS FROM FRANCE FOR CODING US A NICE LITTLE INTRO!   LETS HAVE SOME MORE GUYS!  THE MORE THE MERRIER!   AUTOMATION PACKERS AND CRACKERS ARE VAPOUR    OZZWALD    THE BBC    SHARAZ JEK    NEIL OF COR BLIMEY NOT 'ARF     THE UN-NAMEABLES    THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK    THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY.   

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BANG  KEYS A  TO  G  TO CHANGE MUSICS.  ********************************** REMEMBER DO NOT JEST WITH THE BEST!      HI TO - MOB    LEELEE    FINGERBOBS    PURSY   NIK FROM THE QUARTET      HOTLINE    THE MEDWAY BOYS (I FINISHED WARP GRAHAM)      THE POMPEY PIRATES     ST AMIGOS    LITTLE LULU    THE BIG FOUR       G FORCE     ANGELS OF MERCY      A-HA      THE LION AND THE CHRISTIANS        OK, I THINK I'LL STOP TYPING SCROLLINES HERE, 'CAUSE I'M A BIT FED UP TONIGHT... AND SOMEONE IS CALLING ME, WITH IRRESISTIBLE ARGUMENTS... 


#283
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              AUTOMATION GIVE YOU COMPACT MENU 283        PRESS 1 FOR KINGS QUEST III [PACKED BY AXE OF DELIGHT]  PRESS 2 FOR DESKTOP GOODIES [CHEETAH FILE COPIER AND LOADS OF ADVENTURE SOLUTIONS]      THIS IS THE THIRD MENU OF THE DAY COMPLETED SO ON WITH NUMBER 4!              PRESS 7 TO 9 TO ALTER SCROLLER.    PRESS 0 TO TOGGLE HERTZ ., THE GRAPHICS ON THIS MENU WERE DONE BY MARKER AND THE DOT FONT BY PURSY.     THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM WARP BY VAPOUR!!!!  WHY DO CAMELS HAVE HUMPS?   WITHOUT A GOOD HUMP YOU WOULD NOT HAVE CAMELS.    GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS [HI SNAKE], THE STARKS, FLAME OF FINLAND, DEREK MD, ST AMIGOS, DELIGHT, MCA, THE LIGHT TEAM, MOB, PURSY, IAN.C, MONTY, THE ANGELS OF MERCY [HI LADIES], THE LOST BOYS [HI TIM], THE HOMEBOY, THE CAREBEARS, THE OVERLANDERS, MIKE OF HOTLINE, THE MEDWAY BOYS, SYNC, VECTOR, AN COOL, WAYNE SMITHSON, ROB NORTHERN, AND ALL AT THALLION SOFTWARE . . . . .      ZIPITTY DO DAH, ZIPITTY AY, OH MY MY WHAT A WONDERFUL PERSON I AM!        LIVERPOOL 96 SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY 0             IF ANYONE OUT THERE THINKS THEY CAN CODE GOOD ORIGINAL INTROS THEN SEND IN YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS TO ANY AUTOMATION MEMBER AND MAKE A NAME FOR YOURSELF . . . . HELP US PROVIDE THE JOE SOAPS OF THE ST WORLD WITH A VARIETY OF INTROS AND WE WILL CONTINUE TO DO THE BUSINESS WITH THE SOFTWARE!     RIGHT NOW LETS GO BACK TO MY DAYS AT THE POST OFFICE. I WAS APPROACHING A POSTBOX IN MY SHED DURING COLLECTION TIME AND THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY TRYING TO CRAM AN OVERSIZED PACKET INTO THE POSTBOX WITHOUT NEED I SAY ANY SUCCESS. SHE SAID AS I PULLED IN, I CAN NOT GET IT IN, IT IS TOO BIG    SO I REPLIED I HAVE THE SAME TROUBLE MYSELF SOMETIMES, LUV!      HERE IS ANOTHER ONE FOR YA!  WALKING DOWN THE PATH TO THE FRONT DOOR [IN FULL UNIFORM] AND A BLOKE SAYS ARE YOU THE POSTMAN?   NA! I AM THE BLOODY COALMAN!       4.30 IN THE MORNING ON THE WAY TO WORK I GOT CAUGHT SPEEDING IN MY CAPRI AND THE POLICEMAN SAYS TO ME WHERE ARE YOU GOING SIR IN SUCH A HURRY?    WHERE DO YOU THINK I AM GOING DRESSED AS A POSTY, A FANCY DRESS BALL?       EXCUSE ME! DO YOU MIND SHUTTING MY BLOODY GATE IN FUTURE?   YEAH SURE! AND GET ME A CLOTH AND BUCKET OF WATER AND I WILL DO YOUR WINDOWS WHILE I AM AT IT!     ...................A ROCKIN AN A REELIN TIME...............


#284a
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                   HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE CAREBEARS - TEX - MCA - THE LIGHT TEAM - THE EMPIRE - SYNC - DELIGHT - THE REVOLUTION - THE POMPEY PIRATES - BIRDY - THE MEDWAY BOYS - THE LOST BOYS - MIKE OF HOTLINE - ST AMIGOS - HAL - EDITMAN - G FORCE - THE STARKS - LEELEE - OBERJE - FINGERBOBS - JOBIL - MOB - MONTY - PURSY - IAN.C - THE CMT - FLEXIBLE FRONT - SYNC - OMEGA - NIK OF THE QUARTET -

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AUTOMATION CD 284 PART A - THIS DISK CONTAINS MANHUNTER NEW YORK CITY. IF THE GAME FAILS TO FIND ANY DATA ON THIS DISK THEN INSERT COMPACT DISK 284 PART C AND VICE VERSA. HAPPY ADVENTURING FROM AXE. OK! NOT A LOT TO SAY BUT THIS IS A GREAT PACK FROM AXE OF DELIGHT!   THE ORIGINAL WAS ON 5 SINGLE SIDED DISKS AND LIKE ALL SIERRA GAMES THEY ARE ALREADY PACKED REASONABLY WELL. SO ON CD 284 PARTS A TO C YOU HAVE THE EQUIVALENT OF 10 SINGLE SIDED DISKS. GREAT JOB AXE! LETS HAVE SOME MORE. . . . ..... .. ...... ... ... .. .... .  .    . .     . . .....      . . .  ITS MORSE CODE IDIOT!            


#284av2
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                   HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE CAREBEARS - TEX - MCA - THE LIGHT TEAM - THE EMPIRE - SYNC - DELIGHT - THE REVOLUTION - THE POMPEY PIRATES - BIRDY - THE MEDWAY BOYS - THE LOST BOYS - MIKE OF HOTLINE - ST AMIGOS - HAL - EDITMAN - G FORCE - THE STARKS - LEELEE - OBERJE - FINGERBOBS - JOBIL - MOB - MONTY - PURSY - IAN.C - THE CMT - FLEXIBLE FRONT - SYNC - OMEGA - NIK OF THE QUARTET -

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AUTOMATION CD 284 PART A - THIS DISK CONTAINS MANHUNTER NEW YORK CITY. IF THE GAME FAILS TO FIND ANY DATA ON THIS DISK THEN INSERT COMPACT DISK 284 PART C AND VICE VERSA. HAPPY ADVENTURING FROM AXE. OK! NOT A LOT TO SAY BUT THIS IS A GREAT PACK FROM AXE OF DELIGHT!   THE ORIGINAL WAS ON 5 SINGLE SIDED DISKS AND LIKE ALL SIERRA GAMES THEY ARE ALREADY PACKED REASONABLY WELL. SO ON CD 284 PARTS A TO C YOU HAVE THE EQUIVALENT OF 10 SINGLE SIDED DISKS. GREAT JOB AXE! LETS HAVE SOME MORE. . . . ..... .. ...... ... ... .. .... .  .    . .     . . .....      . . .  ITS MORSE CODE IDIOT!            


#284b
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                   HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE CAREBEARS - TEX - MCA - THE LIGHT TEAM - THE EMPIRE - SYNC - DELIGHT - THE REVOLUTION - THE POMPEY PIRATES - BIRDY - THE MEDWAY BOYS - THE LOST BOYS - MIKE OF HOTLINE - ST AMIGOS - HAL - EDITMAN - G FORCE - THE STARKS - LEELEE - OBERJE - FINGERBOBS - JOBIL - MOB - MONTY - PURSY - IAN.C - THE CMT - FLEXIBLE FRONT - SYNC - OMEGA - NIK OF THE QUARTET -

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AUTOMATION CD 284 PART B - THIS DISK CONTAINS MANHUNTER SAN FRANCISCO. IF THE GAME FAILS TO FIND ANY DATA ON THIS DISK THEN INSERT COMPACT DISK 284 PART C AND VICE VERSA. HAPPY ADVENTURING ST FREAKS FROM AXE OF DELIGHT. OK! NOT A LOT TO SAY BUT THIS IS A GREAT PACK FROM AXE OF DELIGHT!   THE ORIGINAL WAS ON 5 SINGLE SIDED DISKS AND LIKE ALL SIERRA GAMES THEY ARE ALREADY PACKED REASONABLY WELL. SO ON CD 284 PARTS A TO C YOU HAVE THE EQUIVALENT OF 10 SINGLE SIDED DISKS. GREAT JOB AXE! LETS HAVE SOME MORE. ITS OBVIOUS YOU ARE AN ADVENURE FREAK BUT CHECK OUT DISK 285 AND PLAY WARP IN CHEAT MODE - ANOTHER MEGA TITLE FROM THALLION . . . ..... .. ...... ... ... .. .... .  .    . .     . . .....      . . .  ITS MORSE CODE IDIOT!            


#284bv2
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                   HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE CAREBEARS - TEX - MCA - THE LIGHT TEAM - THE EMPIRE - SYNC - DELIGHT - THE REVOLUTION - THE POMPEY PIRATES - BIRDY - THE MEDWAY BOYS - THE LOST BOYS - MIKE OF HOTLINE - ST AMIGOS - HAL - EDITMAN - G FORCE - THE STARKS - LEELEE - OBERJE - FINGERBOBS - JOBIL - MOB - MONTY - PURSY - IAN.C - THE CMT - FLEXIBLE FRONT - SYNC - OMEGA - NIK OF THE QUARTET -

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AUTOMATION CD 284 PART B - THIS DISK CONTAINS MANHUNTER SAN FRANCISCO. IF THE GAME FAILS TO FIND ANY DATA ON THIS DISK THEN INSERT COMPACT DISK 284 PART C AND VICE VERSA. HAPPY ADVENTURING ST FREAKS FROM AXE OF DELIGHT. OK! NOT A LOT TO SAY BUT THIS IS A GREAT PACK FROM AXE OF DELIGHT!   THE ORIGINAL WAS ON 5 SINGLE SIDED DISKS AND LIKE ALL SIERRA GAMES THEY ARE ALREADY PACKED REASONABLY WELL. SO ON CD 284 PARTS A TO C YOU HAVE THE EQUIVALENT OF 10 SINGLE SIDED DISKS. GREAT JOB AXE! LETS HAVE SOME MORE. ITS OBVIOUS YOU ARE AN ADVENURE FREAK BUT CHECK OUT DISK 285 ANE PLAY WARP IN CHEAT MODE - ANOTHER MEGA TITLE FROM THALLION . . . ..... .. ...... ... ... .. .... .  .    . .     . . .....      . . .  ITS MORSE CODE IDIOT!           &obsp;


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READ ALL OF THIS SCROLLER FIRST!        AUTOMATION PRESENT CD 285! - PRESS 1 FOR WARP - 2 FOR US GOLD ITALY 1990 - 3 FOR THE CHAOS MAPS - 4 TO 9 FOR MUSIC - 0 TO TOGGLE HERTZ - NOW FOLLOWS INSTRUCTIONS FOR WARP . . . M TOGGLES MUSIC FX ON AND OFF. G QUITS CURRENT GAME. SPACE TOGGLES BETWEEN LASERS AND BLASTERS. USE LASER TO DESTROY MOST OBJECTS AND USE BLASTERS TO DESTROY THE MAIN OBJECTS SUCH AS THE POWER STATIONS. USE THE RETURN KEY TO DISTRIBUTE ENERGY. TO GET ENERGY YOU MUST STOP YOUR SHIP ON A PARTICULAR ICON WHICH I WILL LEAVE TO YOU TO DISCOVER. THERE IS ALSO ANOTHER OBJECT THAT WHEN HIT SEVERAL TIMES WITH YOUR LASERS IT WILL BECOME PARTLY RUINED. DO NOT DESTROY IT COMPLETELY AS IT WILL GIVE YOU A MAP WHEN YOU FLY ON TOP OF IT IN ITS RUINED STATE. THE GLOWING OBJECTS ON THE MAP ARE YOUR TARGETS. USE YOUR FIRE BUTTON IN THE WARP TUNNELS TO INCREASE YOUR SPEED. I THINK THAT IS ENOUGH SO GET PLAYING. IF YOU HAVE THE EMPIRE VERSION THEN YOU HAVE A LAME CRACK THAT DOES NOT WORK PROPERLY. SORRY GUYS BUT DO A BETTER JOB NEXT TIME. ITS NO GOOD BEING THE FIRST TO GET IT ON THE BOARDS IF IT AINT GOING TO BE PERFECT!    OK REMEMBER WHAT I SAID ABOUT FCOPY 3 - DO NOT COPY WITH COPY ONLY USED SECTORS AS YOU MAY JUST FAIL TO MAKE A PERFECT COPY OF CERTAIN DISKS DEPENDANT ON HOW WE CRACKERS DESIGN THE DISK! - WARP SAVES SCORE TO SECTOR 6 - YOU MAY SAVE A FEW GAMES OF ITALY 1990 TO THIS DISK BUT BY THE TIME YOU GET THIS DISK IF YOU CAN NOT SAVE ANY MORE GAMES TO THE DISK THEN GO TO THE DESKTOP AND DELETE ALL .BIN FILES BAR ANY YOU WANT TO KEEP - THE CHAOS MAPS WERE DONE FOR US COURTESY OF DAL SNUBBS OF G FORCE. THANKS GUY! - STICK WITH AUTOMATION AND YOU CAN NOT GO WRONG! IF YOU HAVE CRAP COPIES OF OUR STUFF THEN GET IN TOUCH WITH US AND WE WILL RECTIFY THE MATTER. I HOPE THIS MENU AND ALL THE GAMES LOOK OK BECAUSE MY MONITOR IS NOW FAULTY. IT HAS NO BLUE SO YOU COULD SAY IT IS AN RG MÏNITOR AND NO LONGER AN RGB ONE. THATS LIFE AND I HAVE NO DOSH FOR A NEW ONE. I DO NOT HAVE A TV EITHER AS IT BLEW UP A WEEK BEFORE MY MONITOR WENT DOWN. I WONDER IF ITS THAT WIRING JOB MY BROTHER IN LAW DID FOR ME. WELL MY COMPUTER STILL WORKS EVEN IF IT IS A PAIN TYPING ON A YELLOW AND BLACK SCREEN INSTEAD OF A WHITE AND BLACK ONE! THESE GAMES STILL LOOK GOOD DESPITE MY COLOUR PROBLEMS. ALL I CAN SAY IS THE PALETTES HAD BETTER BE RIGHT OR ELSE THE MONITOR WILL FIND MY FOOT IN IT!    _HI GUYS!     YES, THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS THE TWO COLOUR TOP SCROLLER!     IT'S A GOOD JOB THAT THIS SCROLLER IS QUITE SHORT 'COZ IT MAKES YOUR EYES GO FUNNY IF YOU READ IT FOR TOO LONG!     IF YOU THINK YOUR CLEVER BEING ABLE TO READ THIS SCROLL THEN JUST TRY READING THE ONE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN!     HA HA HA!            HI TO THE OVERLANDERS - THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY - THE REPLICANTS - THE LIGHT TEAM - THE CAREBEARS - THE EMPIRE - THE STARKS - THE REPLICANTS - ST CONNEXION - SYNC - ST AMIGOS - EDITMAN - PURSY - MOB - LEELEE - OBERJE - FLEXIBLE FRONT - THE MEDWAY BOYS - THE POMPEY PIRATES - G FORCE - ANGELS OF MERCY - LITTLE LULU - THE BIG FOUR - MIKE OF HOTLINE - JOBIL - DEREK MD - PRESS A KEY YOU DAFT GET         YOUR MOTHER RIDES DONKEYS           WE ARE VAPOUR - NEIL OF COR BLIMEY - THE UNNAMEABLES - OZZWALD - AXE - SHARAZ JEK - THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK - THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY -  YES FOLKS!   I EVEN HAVE ENOUGH PROCESSOR TIME FOR A VERTICAL SCROLLER!   THE TROUBLE WITH THIS KIND OF SCROLLER IS THAT IT TAKES TOO LONG TO SCROLL THROUGH THE WHOLE OF A MESSAGE SO THE LONGER I GO ON TYPING THIS TEXT THE LESS CHANGE THERE IS THAT SOMEBODY WILL EVER READ IT!   SO WHAT BETTER EXCUSE IS THERE TO STOP THE SCROLL RIGHT HERE AND WRAP         


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    I SHALL USE THIS SCROLLER FOR THE GREETINGS 'COS IT MOVES SLOWER AND ALL YOU EGO TRIPPERS OUT THERE WILL HAVE A LONGER WAIT TO SEE IF YOU GET A MENTION!         UNCLE SCROOGE SAYS HI TO... THE REST OF G.O.L. AND AUTOMATION (ESPECIALLY THE LAW FOR THE USE OF THIS CODE, THANKS AGAIN!)    THE UNION (IGNORE MINDBOMB! - CUDDLY DEMO IS STILL THE BEST!), THE EMPIRE, SEWER SOFTWARE, AND HOTLINE.   THERE, THAT WAS SHORT, WAS IT NOT?   OH, YES.....   I ALMOST FORGOT THE TWO AUTOMATION MEMBERS WITH THE FEWEST GREETS SO FAR.....   'THE ORIGINAL SNOT GOBBLER' AND 'GRUNTMAN'     (EVEN IF I DON'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE!)    TIME TO WRAP.....   BYE BYE FROM UNCLE SCROOGE.....      IMPORTANT!  DO NOT FILE COPY THIS DISK AS TRACKS 78 AND 79 ARE USED FOR HEAVY METAL SAVES.....     TRY KEYS...  HELP/UNDO/INSERT/CLR-HOME     HI EVERYONE - I AM THE NEW MEMBER OF THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK AND MY NAME IS......    'UNCLE SCROOGE'   (YES, I HAVE ALREADY BEEN TOLD THAT IT IS A SILLY NAME!)   MUSIC RIPPED FROM 'ATOMIX' BY UNCLE SCROOGE....           IT'S AN HONOUR TO BE GIVEN A SCROLLTEXT OF MY OWN SO SOON (DACK OF THE UN-NAMEABLES WAS WAITING FOR OVER A YEAR!)    THE ONLY TROUBLE IS I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE AND THIS MENU NEEDS TWO SCROLLERS!       OH, WELL.... I'LL DO THE GREETINGS AND COME BACK LATER.... MAYBE I WILL HAVE THOUGHT OF SOMETHING TO SAY BY THEN....    (NOW COMPOSING THE LOWER SCROLLER)     I'M BACK AGAIN!    STILL CAN'Y THINK OF ANYTHING TO WRITE ABOUT!      MAYBE I'LL JUST WRAP THEN.........      


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AUTOMATION ARE PROUD TO PRESENT
COMPACT MENU 287    
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THIS MENU WAS CODED BY 
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AUTOMATION RULE...   OK! THREE DISKS TO ONE AND WHAT A CRAPPY DMA LOADER THIS GAME HAS. I THINK THE CODER IS ON DRUGS!  DO NOT USE THIS DISK TO SAVE TO AND COPY IT 82 TRACKS 10 SECTORS AND 2 SIDES.   HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE OVERLANDERS - THE EMPIRE - THE STARKS - FINGERBOBS - THE POMPEY PIRATES - THE MEDWAY BOYS - DELIGHT - MOB - THE CAREBEARS - PURSY - MONTY - LEELEE - OBERJE - THE LOST BOYS - . . .  THANKS TO PETE WILSON FOR THE ORIGINAL. I DID NOT REALISE THAT THIS WOULD BE EASY TO PUT ON ONE DISK OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE DONE IT A MONTH AGO WHEN YOU SENT IT ME PETE. GIMME GIMME GIMME FOR SOFTWARE . . . . 3 DISK VERSIONS SUCK . . . . SINCE I HAVE SAVED YOU ALL TWO DISKS HOW ABOUT GIVING ME ONE!              ONE DISK I MEANT!!!!          BYE BYE!   


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         AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 290 ------  HIT ONE FOR OIL IMPERIUM CRACKED BY THE MEDWAY BOYS --- 2 FOR DONALD DUCK --- 3 FOR HOLLYWOOD POKER   THIS MAY BE ONE POINT EIGHT TOS ONLY --- 4  FOR STONEAGE DELUXE --- 5 FOR STONEAGE --- 6 FOR CONQUEROR DOCS


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5               4             3               2              1  FSHHHZZZZZZZZZZ  !  *********************************************   AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 291. PRESS 1 FOR KLAX.  PRESS 2 FOR TIN TIN (THE RELEASE VERSION).  PERSONALLY I THINK THE INTRO GAME ON TINTIN ON MENU 164 IS BEST BUT THE SECOND PART IS NOT A FULL GAME. I WOULD HAVE PUT THIS VERSION ON MENU 164 IF IT WOULD HAVE FITTED ON THE DISK. WHEN TYPING YOUR NAME ON THE SCORE SHEET TYPE Q FOR A AND A FOR Q. STRANGE EH! WELL BLAME THE FRENCH PROGRAMMERS FOR A CRAP KEYBOARD ROUTINE WHICH PLAYS UP ON THE ENGLISH TOS. PRESS 3 FOR STRIKEY (CRAP PACMAN).  PRESS 4 FOR DR ZOCK (EVEN WORSE BREAKOUT) BUT THEY PAD OUT THE DISK WHEN THERE IS NOUGHT DESCENT LEFT TO FILL IT UP.  I AM SORRY FOR PUTTING SOME OLD TITLES ON THIS DISK WITH KLAX BUT I HAVE USED UP A LOT OF STUFF LATELY AND THIS WAS MOSTLY THOSE THAT WERE LEFT AND I WANT TO GET KLAX OUT ON THE CD SCENE. THIS IS ABOUT MY TWENTIETH MENU THAT I HAVE PUT TOGETHER OVER THE LAST 3 WEEKS. CAN YOU TAKE THE PACE? HAVE YOU GOT THE DISKS? WELL IF YOU CAN AND IF YOU HAVE THEN GOOD ON YA! KEEP DOSE RIGINALS CUMMIN GAYS, SORRY I MEANT GUYS! WHERE IS THAT ROTTEN BACKSPACE KEY. AH! HERE IT IS UNDER MY DRIVE. NOW TIME TO REVJUST TESTING BACKSPACE OLVE.......... 

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      THIS INTRO HAS BEEN CODED BY DAVE-LOST FROM THE STARKS.        THE STARKS ARE: MAD STALKER, DAVE-LOST, FISHERMAN, BOOSTER, STAGER, STACCATTO, PHIL-STRAITS AND SPINFINITY.      

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GREETINGS GO TO: AUTOMATION (ESPECIALLY VAPOUR), SEWER SOFTWARE  (ESP. SEWER RAT), ST-CONNEXION (ESP. MARLONE AND VANTAGE), DR.SATAN, EQUINOX (ESP. STEPRATE), HEMORROIDS, THE FALLEN ANGELS (ESP. SPEED DEMON AND ANGEL FACE), V8 (ESP. YODA AND DEMONIAK), THE REPLICANTS (ESP. R-AL), THE LOST BOYS (NICE DEMO), CRACKER ST, STALIN (FROM FLEXIBLE FRONT), TCB, TEX AND TNT.  A BIG KISS FOR CAMILLE (MY SWEET LOVE).

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.................................................................. THE AUTOMATION CD ARE SWAPPED IN FRANCE AND IN BELGIUM BY THE STARKS, CONTACT US ON 3615 RTEL (ON THE FRENCH BBS).

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A BIG THANK YOU TO THE STARKS FROM FRANCE FOR CODING US A NICE LITTLE INTRO!   LETS HAVE SOME MORE GUYS!  THE MORE THE MERRIER!   CMON OVERLANDERS LETS HAVE SOME MORE FROM YOU GUYS!  AUTOMATION PACKERS AND CRACKERS ARE VAPOUR    OZZWALD    THE BBC    SHARAZ JEK    NEIL OF COR BLIMEY NOT 'ARF     AXE OF DELIGHT (THE SIERRA MAN)     THE UN-NAMEABLES    THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK    THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY.   

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BANG  KEYS 5  TO  9  TO CHANGE MUSIC WHICH VAPOUR RIPPED FROM LEAVING TERAMIS. MAD MAX IS SIMPLY THE BEST.   ********************************** REMEMBER DO NOT JEST WITH THE BEST!      HI TO - MOB    LEELEE    FINGERBOBS    PURSY   NIK FROM THE QUARTET      HOTLINE    THE MEDWAY BOYS      THE POMPEY PIRATES     ST AMIGOS    LITTLE LULU    FLAME OF FINLAND (NICE MENUS GUYS BUT WHY NO GREETS)    THE BIG FOUR       G FORCE     ANGELS OF MERCY      A-HA      THE LION AND THE CHRISTIANS           AND NOW LOONEY TUNES.... THATS ALL FOLKS!    


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  The following Message is from The Un-Nameables (But the rest of Automation agree with it, although I haven't asked Vapour, Neil or Sharaz yet!)....   Do NOT remove it!    Fuck off alien! You are a total mother-fuckin-chicken-shagger and you may have guessed that all of automation don't like you at all! (even the BBC)    So why don't you climb into that already oversized cavity in your head (your mouth dipshit!) and close it, thereby locking an asshole like you away for ever and keeping the general public safe from your perverted activities....    

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   ----AUTOMATION 292 (STE COMPATABLE!) ----   THIS IS THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK HERE (TO BE PRECISE, UNCLE SCROOGE!)    WHAT SHALL I TALK ABOUT THIS TIME AROUND?    OH, HOW ABOUT THE GAMES ON THIS DISK?     OK!     FIRST OFF YOU HAVE "SKIDZ" FROM CORE DESIGN. THIS GAME IS QUITE GOOD AND I LIKE IT. YOU HAVE TO MOVE AROUND COLLECTING RUBBISH AND THEN PUT IT IN THE BINS UNTIL THE AREA IS 75 PER CENT CLEAN, AND THEN MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE END OF THE STREET!  ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY GAME ISN'T IT?    TO GO WITH THIS ENVIRONMENTALISTIC (WHAT A LONG WORD!) GAME, WE HAVE "SIM CITY" IN WHICH YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE LIKES OF FLOODS, EARTHQUAKES AND EVEN AN ATOMIC MELTDOWN!    WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY?    GO TO 'EM!    NOW, AS MY SCROLLTEXT DRAWS TO A CLOSE, I WILL INSERT A BIT THAT I WAS ASKED TO PUT IN MY NEXT MENU BY "THE LAW" OF THE UN-NAMEABLES.....     HI AGAIN!  THIS IS THE LAW...   I DON'T KNOW WHAT DISK THIS IS BUT I HOPE YOU LIKE IT!    I HAVE JUST SEEN POMPEY PIRATES DISK 35 AND I HAVE A REPLY FOR THE ALIEN WHICH I HOPE YOU WILL ALL ENJOY READING....   NOTE- THIS IS NOT A SLAG....  IT IS A REPLY....    1)  IN MY OPINION CLOUD KINGDOMS --DOES-- LOAD THESE FILES (MAYBE YOU DID A PRE-RELEASE VERSION, I DON'T KNOW. WHAT I DO KNOW IS THAT WITHOUT THEM IT USED TO CRASH WHEN IT WENT INTO DEMO MODE FOR THE SECOND TIME (DIFFERENT LEVEL) AS THE FILE IT WANTED WAS NOT ON THE DISK!    2)  I KNOW THERE WAS NO POINT IN PACKING THESE FILES, BUT I DID IT FOR ARTISTIC IMPRESSION!    3)  "ENGAGE YOUR BRAIN BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH" IS THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK, DON'T YOU THINK, ALIEN?    4)  YOUR INFESTATION MAYBE IN FILES, BUT WHY LOAD THEM SEPERATLY?  CAN'T YOU GET THE INTRO TO LOAD THE GAME?  NEVER MIND!    ANYWAY, ENOUGH OF THIS....   I HEAR YOUR MENUS ARE IMPROVING......    5)  I DON'T CARE HOW YOU DID IT!  ALL I CARE ABOUT IS THAT MY VERSION WORKS (I LEFT IT IN DEMO FOR OVER FOUR HOURS TO CHECK -ALL- THE SCREENS!)    6)  CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR "FIGHTER BOMBER" HACK!  IT'S THE ONLY ONE I HAVE SEEN ON ONE DISK!   (COME ON SHARAZ, IF YOU DON'T HURRY UP WITH IT I SHALL JUST HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF!)      ANYWAY, TIME TO GO.....   REMEMBER....  THIS WAS A REPLY, NOT A SLAG!     A SLAG WOULD CONTAIN STRONGER LANGUAGE THAN THIS!    QUICKY LAW MEGA-GREETS TO....   MOB, MAL, BOB, COL, IRS AND THE MIGHTY CLOG (INSPIRATION FOR THIS CODE!)      -- BACK TO WHOEVER IS NEXT---      SCROOGE HERE AGAIN....  JUST TIME TO SAY.....       GREETINGS TO.....       REPLICANTS (FOR THE SIM CITY HACK!), FLAME OF FINLAND (WOW! COMPETITION! AT LAST!), SEWER SOFTWARE (THE LAW SAYS THANX FOR THE RETALIATOR DOCS), THE MEDWAY BOY (CLOG), AND TO ANY SUB-HUMANS READING THIS!       WRAP..WRAP..WRAP..WRAP..WRAP..WRAP..WRAP..WRAP..WRAP..WRAP...................      


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# AUTOMATION CD 293 #    HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!  THIS DISK WAS DONE AFTER 300, 297 (A+B),294 (A+B) AND 295 (A+B)   HO! HO! HO! HO! HO!  THE LAW IS NOW IN CHARGE OF MENU PRODUCTION FOR A WHILE AS IT SEEMS THAT VAPOUR IS MIGHTY FED UP WITH DOING IT (GOOGOO GAGA!)    YO! HAS ANYONE SEEN THOSE FANTASTIC MEGA BUCKS SPECIAL EFFECTS MONSTER MOVIES ON CHANNEL FOUR?   WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP THEY ARE!   I LAUGHED MY HEAD OFF WHEN GODZILLA (A.K.A A MAN IN A RUBBER COSTUME) STOMPED OVER NEW YORK (A.K.A. A CARDBOARD CITY)   THESE FILMS ARE SO BAD THAT EVEN CHANNEL FOUR ARE EMBARRASED ABOUT THEM.  STILL, IT'S BETTER THAN THE FOOTIE, EH?   ACRYNTON STANLEY 8   PORTSMOUTH -5 (ALIEN WAS THE GOALIE)    THIS MENU WAS STARTED LAST NIGHT (THE LAW AND FLANNY WERE UP TILL 5:30AM) AND WAS FINISHED AT 4:09PM TODAY!   WELL, VAPOUR LIKES HIS CRAP JOKES, SO NOW IT'S MY TURN..    (COMPACT DISK 248 MOTORWAY!  HA HA THAT WAS FUNNY, VAPOUR!)   TWO TRAPPIST MONKS WERE WALKING DOWN THE ROAD WHEN ONE OF THEM DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!   HERE ARE SOME CONTACT ADDRESSES...  THEY WERE TAKEN FROM THE BACK OF ZERO MAGAZINE, JUNE ISSUE....    NICK IN LONDON WANTS A FEMALE BADLY!    MR DONKER FROM HOLLAND IS LOOKING FOR SOME BOYS!    JAMIE IS A DICKHEAD, HE BOUGHT AN MSX AND NOW CAN'T SELL IT!    CECIL IS TRYING TO SELL A MEGA-DRIVE!    JOHN HAS A SPECTRUM 128 (PHONE HIM AFTER 12:00PM)    DID YOU KNOW ELVIRA LIKES A BIT OF MEAT IN HER STEW!  (SOMEONE SEND ME A COPY OF ELVIRA COS I WOULDN'T MIND GETTING STUCK INTO HER, ER... THAT!)  FOR FURTHER INFORMATION BUY ZERO, COS IT IS AMAZING!    HERE ARE FIVE FOOTBALL FACTS....   FACT NUMBER 1....  DANNY BLANCHFLOWER, AS SKIPPER OF N.IRELAND, ONCE TOLD STARTLED REPORTERS THAT HIS SECRET TACTIC WAS....   'TO EQUALISE BEFORE THE OPPOSITION SCORES'       FACT NUMBER 2....  AFTER THE 1958 ARGENTINIAN SQUAD WAS BEATEN TWICE IN THE FINALS, THEY WERE MET AT BUENOS AIRES BY CROWDS WHO PELTED THEM WITH STONES AND ROTTEN FRUIT!     FACT NUMBER 3....  THE WINNING GOAL IN THE 1930 FINAL WAS SCORED BY NATHANIEL G. SPROGGET FOR ENGLAND AGAINST LITHUANIA. REMARKABLY SPROGGET HAD ONLY ONE LEG!  (TO GO WITH ALIENS ONE BRAIN CELL)    FACT NUMBER 4....  THE FIRST WORLD CUP WAS NICKED WHILE ON DISPLAY AT A STAMP SHOW IN WESTMINSTER. IT WAS LATER DISCOVERED UNDER A HEDGE IN LONDON BY A DOG CALLED PICKLES.....    FACT NUMBER 5....  THE FASTEST GOAL EVER SCORED IN A WORLD CUP COMPETITION WAS SCORED BY BRYAN ROBSON 27 SECONDS INTO THE MATCH BETWEEN ENGLAND AND FRANCE IN 1982 (PITY ENGLAND HAVEN'T SCORED SINCE!)    THERE, NOW I HOPE THIS ENDS ALL THOSE CRAP FOOTBALL JOKES IN THESE SCROLLERS.         HAVE YOU TRIED TYPING IN ON RESOLUTION 101 'FEEBLE BUBBLE BOBBLE BOOBLE BIBBLY WIBBLY WOMBLES' WHILE HOLDING DOWN TAB, CTRL, SHIFT (LEFT), UNDO AND ALTERNATE WHILE TAPPING S.O.S. ON THE SPACE BAR. YOU WILL PROBABLY NOTICE THAT AFTER FIVE MINUTES OF WAITING (YOU MUST NOT TOUCH ANYTHING!) ...............       THAT BUGGER ALL WILL HAPPEN!!!!        THIS WAS A LAW/FLANNY SCROLLTEXT......   GREETS TO:  EGB (FLANNY SAYS NICE TALKING TO YOU!), ARN+THE HAMPSTER, IGNITOR, AXE, SHARAZ, APPOLLO, NEIL OF CB, VAPOUR AND OZZWALD (WHERE'S MY BLOODY BLOOD MONEY?)      THE HOMEBOYS SAYS HIT TO...  ROB K AND ROBBIE G!    (HE SAID LEAVE THE '!' IN)     ALSO HI TO... MOB, COL, MAL (WHERE ARE YOU!), AND BOB 'THE DESTROYER OF GREAT WALLS AND DESTRUCTOR OF PLASTERBOARD!'      KELLOGS HUNNY NUT LOOPS...  LETS LOOP TOGETHER   KELLOGS HUNNY NUT LOOPS    LETS LOOP             TOGETHER    HUNNY NUT LOOPS.......    WHAT A CRAP ADVERT!    OH, TALKING OF ADVERTS, I WISH DUDLEY MOORE WOULD FIND HIS CHICKENS....    CURRENTLY CHANNEL FOUR HAVE A CRAP FILM IN INDIAN  WITH ENGLISH DRIBBLE TITILE, SO WE 'AIN'T WATCHING THAT, I CAN TELL YOU!    ANYWAY...  HO! HUM!  TIME TO RUN!         


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        AUTOMATION BRAIN DEAD MENU 294 (B)       TO BE USED IN CONJUNCTION WITH 294 (A) STUPID!      WELL, THIS DISK WE BRING YOU DAMOCLES (AT LAST, ABOUT TIME, MR WOAKS!) - PLEASE NOTE THAT VAPOUR HAS DONE A SMALLER VERSION, BUT AS 20 ODD K WILL NOT MAKE A DIFFERENCE AND IT WILL TAKE A FEW DAYS FOR IT TO GET HERE ANYWAY, I HAVE USED MY VERSION. WHY IS MIGHTY CLOGS VERSION IN SEVEN FILES?  THERE WERE ONLY FIVE ON THE ORIGINAL AND TWO OF THOSE ARE NOT NEEDED?  STILL, AT LEAST HE GOT THE RUN ADDRESS, WHICH, I CAN ASSURE YOU, WAS BY NO MEANS AN EASY FEAT (ALIEN WILL NOW SPEND FIVE DAYS DOING IT AND THEN BRAG ABOUT IT BEING SO EASY! - SEE, ALIEN, WE HAVE GOT YOU SUSSED!)      MESSAGE TO DEREK MD, PEACE NOT PIECES (TALK TO THE PILOT)     MUSIC FROM ROCK 'N' ROLL BY THE LAW....   PICTURE BY THE IRS   PROPORTIONAL FONT BY THE IRS  (THANX GUYS!)    WELL, IT IS NOW 2:31 AM AND I HAVE ANOTHER DISK TO DO, SO WRAPPPPP THIS WAY......      


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AUTOMATION 295 (B) TO BE USED IN CONJUNCTION WITH 295 (A) AS GOLD RUSH WOULD NOT GO ONTO ONE DISK....   NEVER MIND AXE, I STILL THINK YOU ARE ONE OF THE BEST HACKERS AND PACKERS IN THE HISTORY OF THE ST...   HOW CAN YOU SIT AND SIEVE THROUGH ALL THAT CRAPPY C-CODE, DEPACK ALL THE SECTIONS BY HAND AND THEN INSERT BRAND-NEW LOAD ROUTINES, JUST SO THAT YOU CAN PACK IT WITH THE ICE-PACKER I WILL NEVER KNOW!  BUT PLEASE DON'T STOP, 'COS FLANNY OF THE IRS IS A TOTAL SIERRA FREAK AND WOULD PROBABLY DROP DEAD &&[[&[&[&&&&&&&[&&&&& IF SIERRA LEFT THE ST MARKET....     NOW, ONTO THE GREETINGS...   HI TO MOB, COL, MAL AND BOB     THERE, THAT'S YOUR LOT, I AM WELL KNACKERED AND FLANNY IS SITTING BEHIND ME PUTTING THE FINAL TOUCHES TO THIS PICTURE. AS SOON AS HE HAS IT FINISHED THIS IS GOING TO BE ASSEMBLED AND I WILL STOP TYPING....   OH LOOK. HE HAS DONE IT...  WELL, BYE BYE CHILDREN..........    HANG ON, FLANNY HAS JUST SAID 'COR - SOMETHING STRANGE HAS JUST HAPPENED - THE TEXT HAS DOUBLED UP!'       OH, SHUT UP FLANNY, I'VE GOT MY OWN PROBLEMS, LIKE THIS SCROLLTEXT, PICTURES ARE A MINOR MATTER TO ME (COS I CAN'T DRAW THEM!)  EGB IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE GLOBE ON CD 174, AND I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR THE (BADLY DRAWN) GHOSTBUSTERS LOGO ON 146, SO THERE!    PICTURE BY TUCKER OF THE IRS, FONT BY FLANNY OF THE IRS....    WRAP TIME........      


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   # AUTOMATION CD 296 #     AS BOTH FLANNY AND MYSELF ARE HAVING A MENU PRODUCTION WEEKEND, WE SHALL HAVE ANOTHER GOOD TYPE ON THE KEYBOARD HERE. THE DISKS RELEASED THIS WEEKEND ALL HAVE FAIRLY LONG AND SOMETIMES INTERESTING TEXTS IN THEM, AND WE HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY READING THEM.     WELL, FLANNY IS NOW COPYING ALL THE CD'S THAT HE HASN'T GOT, SO WHILE HE IS DOING THAT WE HAVE DECIDED TO WRITE A SCROLLTEXT...  AND HERE IT IS...  TO START OFF HERE ARE SOME 'TOP TIPS' TAKEN FROM A RECENT EDITION OF 'VIS' MAGAZINE - THE MAG FOR DEGENERATE PERVERTS (AND ARN)     TOP TIP NUMBER 1..   PREVENT EGGS FROM ROLLING OFF KITCHEN WORK SURFACES BY KEEPING THEM IN A SMALL BOWL (THANX VIS, HOW DID I MANAGE WITHOUT THAT ONE!)     TOP TIP NUMBER 2..   ENTERTAIN YOUR FAMILY BY IMPERSONATING DENNIS TAYLOR BY SIMPLY WEARING YOUR GLASSES UPSIDE DOWN!   TOP TIP NUMBER 3..   WHEN UNDER ATTACK FROM A LARGE POLAR BEAR, ROLL INTO A BALL AND REMAIN PERFECTLY STILL. ANY MOVEMENT ON YOUR PART WILL EXCITE THE ANIMAL AND INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF INJURY   TOP TIP NUMBER 4..   BEAT THE CREDIT CARD COMPANIES AT THEIR OWN GAME BY SIMPLY RUNNING UP A MASSIVE BILL AND THEN KILL YOURSLEF BEFORE YOUR STATEMENT ARRIVES, THEREBY AVOIDING REPAYMENT!    TOP TIP NUMBER 5..   IF BEING PERSUED BY A ROGUE RHINOCEROR, RUN IN A STRAIGHT LINE DIRECTLY AWAY FROM THE ANIMAL. JUST BEFORE HE CATCHES YOU, DART QUICKLY TO ONE SIDE. UNABLE TO CHANGE DIRECTION THE BULKY ANIMAL'S MOMENTUM WILL CARRY HIM A GOOD DISTANCE AWAY, ENABLING YOU TO CLIMB A TREE AND CALL FOR HELP.    TOP TIP NUMBER 6..   RE-SPRAYING YOUR CAR?  COVER IT WITH 'CLING-FILM' FIRST. THEN IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE COLOUR SIMPLY PEEL IT OFF AND TRY AGAIN.   TOP TIP NUMBER 7..   DON'T PANIC WHEN BEING CHASED OVERLAND BY A CROCODILE. SIMPLY RUN IN A ZIG-ZAG FASHION. THESE LARGE REPTILES ARE ONLY ABLE TO RUN IN STRAIGHT LINES AND WILL BE CONFUSED BY YOUR CONSTANT CHANGES OF DIRECTION AND WILL SOON GIVE UP THE CHASE..   TOP TIP NUMBER 8..   BY JOINING TOGETHER DOZENS OF PAPER CLIPS YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF UP AN ATTRACTIVE CHAIN MAIN TANK TOP. IDEAL FOR A 'KNIGHT' OUT    TOP TIP NUMBER 9..   BY FIXING A MIRROR TO YOUR CEILING YOU CAN EXAMINE YOUR FEET WITHOUT LOOKING DOWN.    TOP TIP NUMBER 10..   SAVE TIME WHEN PLAYING DARTS BY ATTACHING A STRING TO EACH DART. AFTER THROWING,A SHARP TUG ON THE STRING WILL RETURN THE DART TO YOU.   TOP TIP NUMBER 11..   HELP BLIND PEOPLE IN THE POST OFFICE BY LICKING THEIR STAMPS FOR THEM, OR TEACH THEIR DOGS TO DO SO.   TOP TIP NUMBER 12..   HELP THE LOCAL POLICE BY POPPING INTO THE MORTUARY EVERY DAY TO SEE IF YOU CAN IDENTIFY ANY OF THE BODIES.    TOP TIP NUMBER 13..   BY USING STRING, NAILS AND PULLIES IT IS POSSIBLE TO TURN THE TAPS IN YOUR BATHROOM FROM YOUR LIVING ROOM.   TOP TIP NUMBER 14..   KEEP A HAMMER BY YOUR BED IN CASE A NAIL FALLS OUT OF THE CEILING AT NIGHT.    TOP TIP NUMBER 15..   FILL A SHREDDDED WHEAT WITH PINK SOAP, AND HEY PRESTO! AN INEXPENSIVE BRILLO PAD!    WELL, ENOUGH TOP TIPS. IF THAT LOT HASN'T CONVINCED YOU ALL TO BUY VIS, THEN MAYBE THESE FEW EXTRACTS WILL....    10 THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT BREAKFAST......     1. ALTHOUGH OUR ANCESTERS LOST THE BATTLE OF HASTINGS THE DID MANAGE TO DESTROY THE INVADING NORMANS' SUPPLY OF CROISSANTS BY SETTING THEM ON FIRE, A SCENE WHICH, AS EVERY SCHOOLBOY KNOWS, WAS VIVIDLY DEPICTED IN THE FAMOUS BAYEUX TAPESTRY. AFTER HIS VICTORY IN 1066, WILLIAM THE CONQUEROR WAS FORCED TO SAMPLE THE FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST, AND SOON BECAME ADDICTED TO BACON AND EGGS!    2. THE WORD 'BREAKFAST' IS LATIN, AND LITERALLY TRANSLATED MEANS TO 'STOP QUICKLY'. ROMAN SOLDIERS ON THE MARCH WERE ONLY ALLOWED ONE MINUTE TO STOP FOR THEIR MORNING MEAL, HENCE THE NAME.    3. KELLOGGS, BRITAIN'S FOREMOST BREAKFAST MANUFACTURERS, ARE FAMOUS FOR THE '57 VARIETIES' OF BREAKFAST CEREAL. NOWADAYS THEY MANUFACTURE MORE THAN 57 VARIETIES, AND SOME OF THEM, SUCH AS CORN FLAKES, THEY MAKE ESPECIALLY FOR THE QUEEN.     4. REG MORRIS OF WALSALL, WEST MIDLANDS, IS BRITAIN'S BIGGEST BREAKFAST EATER. HE TOOK ONLY 3 MINUTES 10 SECONDS TO EAT 96 SAUSAGES FOR BREAKFAST ONE MORNING IN DECEMBER 1986.     5. KIPPERS - A FLAT, BONY KIND OF FISH - ARE ANOTHER OF REG'S BREAKFAST FAVOURITES. HE SCOFFED 27 IN JUST UNDER 17 MINUTES IN MAY 1988.    6. REG IS ALSO A RECORD BREAKER WHEN IT COMES TO EATING FRANKFURTERS. HE FINISHED OFF 30 IN 64 SECONDS ON THE 10TH OF DECEMBER 1986. HOWEVER, HE HAD THESE FOR DINNER.     7. MANY OLD FOLK PREFER A PLATEFUL OF PRUNES TO PORRIDGE, WEETABIX OR PUFFA PUFFA RICE. GLUTTONOUS GRANS GULP DOWN THE DRIED PLUMS TO HELP MAKE THEIR BOWEL MOVEMENTS MORE REGULAR.    8. A 'BREAKFAST TV' IS A SMALL, PORTABLE BLACK AND WHITE TELEVISION WHICH CAN BE CARRIED INTO THE KITCHEN.    9. BREAKFAST HAS BEEN THE KEY INGREDIENT IN MANY POP SUCCESSES, AMONG THEM UB40'S 'BREAKFAST IN BED', SUPERTRAMP'S 'BREAKFAST IN AMERICA', AND COUNTLESS HITS BY SIXTIES CHART TOPPERS 'THE MARMALADE'     10. IN AUSTRALIA THEY ENJOY BREAKFAST - KANGAROO SAUSAGES, BACON AND EMU EGGS - LAST THING AT NIGHT BEFORE THEY GO TO BED!    COME ON FLANNY, TURN THE T'PAU CD UP!  LOUDER!  LOUDER!   WHAT!   TURN IT DOWN A BIT!    (YES, FLANNY IS STILL HERE, AND WILL BE FOR ABOUT ANOTHER 24 HOURS!   WE FINALLY STOPPED COMPILING MENUS AT 5:30 AM THIS MORNING (23RD JUNE, 1990) AND GOT SOME SHUT EYE. SIX HOURS LATER WE WERE BOTH BACK AT OUR KEYBOARDS MAKING EVEN MORE MENUS FOR YOU TO ENJOY (AND ALSO REMOVING THE BUGS IN THE PROPORTIONAL SCROLLER!)     I THINK I WILL NOW TAKE TIME OUT FROM THIS SCROLLER TO WRITE THE GREETINGS, BUT DON'T WORRY COS I WILL BE BACK AFTER THEM WITH MORE RUBBISH FOR YOU TO READ, AND HOPEFULLY FLANNY WILL HAVE FINISHED COPYING THE DISKS AND WILL HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY.   THE LAW SENDS HIS GREETINGS TO:   THE PILOT AND ANDY THE ARFLING (DEVPAC 2.08 HA! HA! HA! - YOU SHOULD USE 2.02!)  DACK AND PHILL (OOOPS, MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE BEFORE THE BBC, BUT IN THE IMORTAL WORDS OF EGB - 'WHO CARES?')  EGB AND THE REST OF THE SUB HUMANS (NICE SOUNDTRACKER MENU!)  THE PYROTECHNICS (NICE OVERSCAN CODE, IGNITOR!)  COR BLIMEY (IS ANYONE ELSE IN IT EXCEPT NEIL?)  SHARAZ JEK  VAPOUR  AXE OF DELIGHT (THE MEGA SIERRA MAN!)  OZZWALD (NEWER OWNERS ARE NOW SAYING 'WHO?')  THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK (APPOLLO, DIO AND UNCLE SCROOGE - PITY SCROOGE WILL BE IN SPAIN THAT WEEKEND,  APPOLLO!)  WELL, NOW I WILL SEND SOME PERSONAL GREETINGS TO PEOPLE WHO I KNOW...   HI TO: MOB, MAL, COL, BOB, THE MASK, THE MEGAMIGHTY HOMEBOY (MEGA EGO TRIP HERE, EH?) AND ANYONE ELSE I KNOW. COULD NIK OF THE DREAM WEAVERS GIVE HIS PICTURE TO MAL AGAIN PLEASE!    EXTERNAL GREETING TO RESPECTED PEOPLE ARE SENT TO: THE REPLICANTS  THE UNION (ESPECIALLY MAD MAX, TEX AND THE CAREBEARS)  THE EMPIRE  MIGHTY CLOG THE MEDWAY BOY (THAT WAS NOT A TYPO!)  WAS (NOT WAS)  SEWER SOFTWARE (KEEP ON DOC'IN AND WE'LL KEEP HACK'IN! - RACE YOU TO 400!)  HYPER SPECIAL JUMP STATED MEGA INSERTED GREETINGS TO KHALID AND ABID (LONG TIME NO SEE, GUYS!)   WHERE'S RAMESH, I NEED SOME COFFEE!  (THAT WAS A RAVE FROM THE GRAVE, LETS HAVE SOME MORE OLDIE SLOGANS!)   DON'T JEST WITH THE BEST   DON'T JEST WITH THE BEST     AUTOMATION ARE THE COMPACTION MASTERS   AUTOMATION ARE THE COMPACTION MASTERS    BIRDY IS A DICKHEAD   BIRDY IS A DICKHEAD   BIRDY IS A DICKHEAD  (SORRY, BIRDY, I DON'T MEAN IT. I JUST REPEATED IT!)    BOTH GAMES ON THIS DISK REQUIRE ONE MEG (WHOOOPS, WE ARE GETTING RID OF THESE AT PRESENT! MY BACKSPACE ISN'T WORKING (LIE), SO I CAN'T DELETE THIS!)    'AND WHERE IS THE BATMAN?'  WHO CARES?  THAT FILM WAS OVER RATED CRAP!    WELL, WHAT CAN I TALK ABOUT NOW.....   LETS TALK ABOUT THALION GAMES, OR SHOUD THAT BE THALION DEMOS.  WELL, TO BE FAIR. WARP AND TERAMIS ARE GREAT. SHAOLIN IS AVERAGE AND THE REST ARE BORING. THE ENDING ON JAMBALA NARKED ME OFF AND ATOMIX GETS VERY HARD AFTER ABOUT 15 LEVELS.  CREDIT WHERE IT IS DUE THOUGH. THE MUSIC IS 'EXCEPTION'AL IN ALL THESE GAMES AND MR JOCHEN HIPPEL PLAYS THE SOUNDCHIP LIKE NO ONE ELSE IN THE WORLD!  TALKING OF 'WORLD CLASS', HAVE I MENTIONED THE T SHIRTS IN THIS SCROLL?    LET ME CHECK.   NO.   OH, WELL. THE T SHIRT ARE MEGA FANTASTIC AND I WANT ANOTHER ONE EGB. SO DOES FLANNY. SO DOES APPOLLO. SO DOES THE PILOT. SO DOES ANDY THE ARFLING. VAPOUR DOESN'T WANT ONE, BUT THEN HE HAS NO TASTE (ONLY JOKING VAPOUR!  PS, I LIKED YOUR DIGI PIC THAT EGB SENT ME! VERY LIFE LIKE! HOW DO YOU KEEP YOUR NOSE SO SHINY?)   HOW LONG IS THIS TEXT NOW, I HAVE BEEN TYPING FOR OVER AN HOUR HERE!   WAIT A MO WHILE I ASSEMBLE IT!    WOW!  IT WAS 8202 BEFORE I JUST TYPED IN THIS SENTENCE, SO NOW IT'S BIGGER AGAIN!  HOW ABOUT HELPING ME OUT HERE FLANNY?   'WHAT?' HE SAYS..   'DOING THIS TEXT' I SAY    'OOOH' HE SAYS, WELL NEVER MIND, I'LL JUST CARRY ON ON MY OWN, BURNIN' UP THE BYTES ONE BY ONE UNTIL THE ST RUNS OUT OF RAM (THAT IS NOT VERY LIKELY!)   ANOTHER THING THAT I HAVE BEEN NARKED OFF ABOUT LATELY IS A CERTAIN 'SIMON' OTHERWISE KNOWN AS 'THE RED SHADE DIGI PIC MAN'    IF HE TELLS ME I RIPPED HIM OFF AGAIN I WILL CERTAINLY KILL HIM!   I SWAPPED OVER 2000 QUIDS WORTH OF COMPUTER EQUIPMENT (INCLUDING OVER 1000 QUIDS WORTH OF ORIGINAL SOFTWARE! YES I DID SAY ORIGINAL!) FOR A 300 QUID MIDI KEYBOARD AND NOW I CONSTANTLY GET 'YOU RIPPED ME OFF YOU DID' EVERY TIME I SEE HIM.   WELL, IF YOU 'AIN'T GOT ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY, GO AWAY AND BUG SOMEONE ELSE. AND WE DON'T 'ALL HATE YOU' AS YOU KEEP SAYING. APART FROM THE 'YOU RIPPED ME OFF' ATTACKS I THINK YOU ARE OK AND ARE WELCOME TO COME FOR A VISIT ANY DAY, MATE!  SO THERE!  LET'S HOPE THAT WE CAN PUT A STOP TO THAT, EH SIMON?  (LOOK AT IT THIS WAY, AT LEAST IT GOT YOU FAME ON AN AUTOMATION SCROLLER!  WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE?)   TIME IS GETTING ON AND AFTER TWO HOURS OF TYPING I AM TAKING A BREAK, SO I AM NOW GOING TO SAVE THIS AND I WILL RETURN (WITH FLANNY) LATER ON TONIGHT!     BYE BYE FOR A WHILE           ZZZZZZZZZZ       HI THERE FOLKS THIS IS FLANNY JUMPING ON THE KEYBOARD WHILE THE LAW IS ON THE BOG .......UM......UM......UMMMMMM.....OH NO LAW SAYS MY SECOND DRIVE HAS JUST PACKED UP. IT MUST BE THE HUNDRED MENUS YOU HAVE JUST COPIED......    OH, HE SAYS IT'S ALL RIGHT NOW...    GOOD, CAN I HAVE SOME MORE PLEASE (CRIES OF GO HOME YOU GIT! EMANATING FROM THE CORNER OF THE ROOM!)    WHERE'S THE COCA COLA?     A COKE OF ANY OTHER NAME JUST ISN'T THE SAME (AND AT 89 PENCE FROM THE LAW'S LOCAL CHIPPY (WHICH HE SAYS IS CRAP AND TASTES LIKE BOILED RUBBER!) HAD BETTER BE THE REAL THING!)   COCA-COLA KILLS GUT CELLS......    WHAT'S ON THE TELLY LAW?     'THREE JOYSTICKS, A REMOTE CONTROL, A MAP OF THE WORLD ROLLED UP AND A CUSHION!' CAME THE REPLY.....   YEAH! WELL I'VE GOT EIGHT IRON MAIDEN POSTCARDS AND A MARILLION ONE!  BEAT THAT!  (MESSAGE TO APPOLLO! THEY WILL EITHER BE SCANNED OF DIGITISED VERY SOON!)     I THINK THIS MENU WAS CODED FOR SCRATCH EXCEPTIONALLY F.A.S.T. WITH HARDLY A PROBLEM IN THE CODE (BUT LOTS WRONG WITH THE CHARACTER SET APPARENTLY. I'M SURE LAW COULD HAVE ALTERED THE CODE EASIER!)    HERE IS A LITTLE HISTORY ABOUT THIS MENU.....   CONCIEVED:  24TH JULY, 1990 AT 12:50PM     TITLE DRAGGED ONTO DISK AT 1:05PM     WORK STARTED ON PICTURE AT 1:10PM (COMPOSED BY MERGING TWO PICTURES FROM TUCKER BECAUSE FLANNY COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO DRAW A LOGO GOING DOWN THE SIDE OF THE SCREEN, SO I TOOK FIVE MINUTES TO DRAW THIS AND SLAPPED IT ON! (THE LAW LIKES IT!) WITH THE NUMBER, AND THEN JUST THE ODD TOUCHING UP SO THIS PICTURE IS A JOINT EFFORT BETWEEN TUCKER AND FLANNY OF THE IRS)    WORK STARTED ON CODE AT 1:10PM ON MY FATHERS COMPUTER (THANX DAD!) BY THE LAW.  BY THIS TIME FLANNY HAD FINISHED AND WAS DOING ANOTHER PICTURE WHICH I SHALL USE ON THE NEXT DISK.    CODE FINISHED AT 1:30PM (COO, THAT WAS QUICK (AND A LIE!) WASN'T IT....  IT REALLY TOOK ONLY 21 MINUTES!  HA! HA! HA!  IF YOU BELIEVE THIS YOU'LL BELIEVE ANYTHING!     FINAL MENU ASSEMBLED AT 1:50PM, SO YOU SEE IT REALLY TOOK A LOT LONGER THAN WE JUST TOLD YOU COS WE WERE LYING!     WE PUT MORE EFFORT INTO THIS MENU THAN ANY OF THE OTHERS DONE THIS WEEKEND!  AND NOW FOR ALL YOU STAR TREK FANS....                 AUTOMATION                 THE FINAL FRONTIER              THESE ARE THE CONTINUING HACKS OF THE MEGA CREW 'AUTOMATION'              THEIR ON GOING MISSION TO BOLDLY HACK WHERE NO ALIEN HAS HACKED BEFORE (AND EVER WILL. YES YOUR GUESSED IT. THIS IS THE ALIEN PUT DOWN PART OF THIS MENU! WHICH IS BURIED IN ALL AUTOMATION CD'S SOMEWHERE, NOT ALWAYS IN THE SCROLL TEXT, OR EVEN IN THE MENU CODE!)           WHOOOOOSH!   WHOOOOSH!    CAPTAIN PARANOID ON THE BRIDGE, ADMIRAL!    SECURITY, ARREST THIS JERK!       WHOOOOOSH!   WHOOOOSH!    LAW AND FLANNY ON THE BRIDGE!   QUICK, FLANNY, ASSUME THE CRAPTALK STATION WHILE I TAKE THE DEVPAC SEAT!          UHURA SAYS....     CAPTAIN LAW....   ALIEN ON THE STARBOARD BOW!      FLANNY SAYS....   ARM PHOTON TORPEDOES      LOCK ON TARGETS.....     SHIELDS UP!      LAW....   FIRE ON COMMAND!      THREE    TWO     ONE     FIRE!    GLANCING HIT TO HIS PORT SIDE BUTTOCKS!       UHURA.....   OH MY GOD, CAPTAIN!  HE'S ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING.....    LAW....   QUICK FLANNY, DEFLECTORS TO FULL INTENSITY. HOW CAN WE SURVIVE AN ALIEN TEXT!    FIRE ALL PHASERS, AND JUST TO MAKE SURE, DROP A FEW NOVA BOMBS IN THE AREA AND WARP US OUT OF HERE SULU!        VROOOM!   VROOOM!   WHOOOSH!   (SORRY, I CAN'T SPELL THE WARP SPEED NOISES!)      SULU...   WARP FACTOR THREE, CAPTAIN.    KEEP HER STEADY, HOLD YOUR COURSE!     SPOCK....   SENSORS DETECT NO BRAIN LIFE IN HIS AREA....    FLANNY...   NO CHANGE THERE THEN!    NOW ARRIVING AT EARTH, CAPTAIN.  HOME AT LAST AND BACK TO PSEUDO-REALITY.....      THAT WAS CULE WAS IT NOT (SORRY PILOT, JUST SEEING WHAT IT LOOK LIKE. YOU'RE RIGHT. 'CULE' IS A CRAP WORD!  ONLY AMIGA 'LAMERS' (STOP USING THIS WORD!) COULD THINK IT UP!)     HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING THIS FOR THEN.....    QUITE A WHILE.....   WE 'AIN'T DONE YET, GUYS AND GALS.........            HELLO?   ANYONE THERE?     OH MY GOD!  THEY HAVE ALL GONE!   WHAT A WASTE OF TEXT!    HANG ON,   OY! YOU!  I CAN SEE YOU HIDING BEHIND THAT SETTEE.   WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, 'DOCTOR WHO?'   COME ON OUT I WON'T KILL YOU (UNLESS YOU ARE AL(AME)IEN!)    COME ON!   PLEASE READ ME, OTHERWISE I AM WASTING MY TIME TYPING THIS IN.  WHADDYA MEAN YOU'VE BEEN READING FOR AGES!   I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!   I SAW YOU NIPPING OUT TO MAKE THE TEA EARLIER ON....     HERE IS A GOOD TRICK.  BY NOW IF YOU HAVEN'T TAKEN YOUR EYES FROM THIS SCROLL LINE QUICKLY LOOK AT THE TOP CORNER OF YOUR ROOM AND WATCH IN AMAZEMENT AS IT WAVES AROUND YOUR HEAD!   YOU DON'T GET SPECIAL EFFECTS LIKE THAT IN CRAP JAPANESE MONSTER FILMS!  AND WE HAVE NO BUDGET!   YOU ONLY GET SPECIAL EFFECTS LIKE THIS WITH THE ONE AND ONLY.....   YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT......    AUTOMATION.....     TECHNICOLOUR OR WHAT?      I'VE GOT A GAME.....   YEAH!   BUT I 'AINT GOT A DISK DRIVE.....   BOOO!   BUT IT'S ON ROM.....   YEAH!   BUT IT'S AN 8 BIT CART.....   BOOO!   BUT I'VE GOT A MARK I SPECTRUM.....   YEAH!    BUT IT'S CRAP.....   BOOO!    BUT AT LEAST IT WORKS.....   YEAH!    BUT THE POWER PACK JUST EXPLODED.....   BOOO!    BUT WE HAVE BATTERIES.....   YEAH!    BUT THEY 'AIN'T DURACELL.....   BOOO!    BUT I HAVE AN ELECTRICALLY CONDUCTING ORANGE.....   YEAH!    BUT THAT'S NO BLOODY USE, COS FLANNY JUST ATE IT.....   BOOO!    BUT AT LEAST HE CHOKED.....   YEAH!    BUT THIS RHYME IS CRAP.....   BOOO!    SO WE'LL FINISH THIS BIT.....   YEAH!    BUT WE'LL CARRY ON WITH THE REST OF THIS SCROLL.....    BOOO!        MEANWHILE, IN ANOTHER PART THE UK, THE REST OF AUTOMATION ARE SLEEPING. I WONDER I SHARAZ IS UP. OH, YES. IT'S QUARTER PARS THREE IN THE AFTERNOON DOWN THERE!     THERE NOW FOLLOWS THE LIBERAL ALLIANCE MANIFESTO            ###########################################################     THERE, THAT WAS INTERESTING!   IT LIKED THEM THOUGH, SO HAVE SOME MORE... ###########      INTERESTING DEFINITIONS FROM THE DICTIONARY....     ZENDAVESTA:  THE SPIRIT OR GENERAL OUTLOOK OF A SPECIFIC TIME OR PERIOD (WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?)      ZERO GRAVITY:  WHEN YOU LOOK DOWN AND SEE YOUR HEAD!      CHRONIOMESH:  A SMALL LUMP OF FLUFF FOUND AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER WHILE YOU ARE HANGING OUT THE WASHING       YOGA:  STRANGE POSITIONS IN WHICH YOU PLACE YOUR BODY THAT A NORMAL PERSON WOULD NEVER DREAM OF PLACING THEMSELVES IN     XYLOPHONE:  THE INSTRUMENT PLAYED BY THAT FAT GIT MAGNUS PIKEM, AND DEVELOPED INTO A CRAP SOUND BY ROLF 'CRAP ARTIST' HARRIS!      WORKBENCH:  THE JUNK THAT YOU HAVE TO LOAD INTO AN AMIGA BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE WILL WORK     VOX POPPULE:  A SMALL FURRY RODENT FOUND IN OUTER MONGOLIA     PITY:  THE THING YOU DON'T HAVE WHEN YOU STAMP ON A SPIDER    CRAPTALK:  THIS SCROLLTEXT     UTTER CRAPTALK:  AN ALIEN SCROLLTEXT    THAT'S ENOUGH DEFINITIONS FOR NOW, MAYBE MORE LATER ON THIS MORNING        YES, IT IS 3:57AM, SO IF THIS IS WIERD, YOU KNOW WHY!   THIS TEXT HAS BEEN TYPED IN OVER A PERIOD OF 8 HOURS AND WE ARE STILL GOING STRONG     MESSAGE TO MOB (IF YOU ARE STILL THERE!)   I WILL SEND YOUR ORIGINALS BACK SOON....  HONEST....     WE ARE NOW DISCUSSING HOW THIS MENU LOOKS (IT IS RUNNING ON THE OTHER ST) AND YES, WE ARE QUITE CHUFFED WITH IT! SO THERE! IN FACT WE THINK IT IS 'CULE' (WHOOPS, SORRY AGAIN PILOT!)     ARE YOU FED UP WITH THIS MUSIC YET?   WELL TOUGH!   ALIEN IS STILL HERE COS HE WANTS TO SEE IF HE GETS SLAGGED OFF AGAIN!   OK THEN, APPOLOGIES TIME..  I DIDN'T MEAN TO TYPE HIS NAME AGAIN, SO SORRY FOR FORCING YOU TO READ IT!     FLANNY ASKED ME TO TYPE SOMETHING ABOUT 'TESCO'        WHAT IS HE ON?      WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT TESCO?    I SHOP AT 'ASDA' WHERE MONEY GOES FURTHER!    THERE, THAT SHOULD PLEASE THE PEOPLE AT ASDA.   SPECIAL HI TO THE LADY AT THE COMPLAINTS DEP. IN ASDA CARDIFF WHO IS ALWAYS MEGA POLITE AND GOES OUT OF HER WAY TO HELP VICTIMS OF UNWANTED PRESENTS.....     AAAAAAAARGHHH!   FLANNY IS BLEEDING!    HE SHOULDN'T HAVE PICKED THAT ZIT ON HIS ARM THEN SHOULD HE?      BLOOD OUT OF A PRATT!  WOW!  AMAZING!        IN A SIMILAR VEIN (PUN INTENDED) I HAD A NOSEBLEED WHILE I WAS SLEEPING LAST NIGHT AND I DID NOT REALISE UNTIL I BLEW MY NOSE..  I BET YOU REALLY WANTED TO KNOW THAT!     DIMENSIONS OF FLANNY'S BLOOD CLOT ARE:    4MM X 5MM X 3MM  (AND HE SAYS IT TASTES AWFUL!)    YES, WELL, UM WHAT NOW.....    MAYBE A POSSIBLE WRAP......          NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!        ARE YOU STILL THERE!     GIVE THAT READER A GOLDEN MENU.......    ALL OUR DISKS ARE GOLDEN QUALITY (EXCEPT THE CRAP ONES!)    FLANNY WANTS TO GREET SOME PEOPLE, IF THEY ARE STILL THERE.....       FLANNY SAYS HI TO:    FLANNY, THE LAW (THANX FLANNY, BUT WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL ME!), NOOKEY, TUCKER, COL, THE MAGNIFICENT MO (MUSIC WAS TOTAL CRAP MATE! FROM LAW!), SPIKE (UP HIS BOTTOM? ANOTHER LAW EDIT!)  QUOZ (IS HE FRENCH, FLANNY?)   GRUEY MD (THE LAW SAYS THANKS FOR SMUGGLING MY PIRATES OUT OF THE ATARI SHOW FOR ME, MATE, I OWE YOU ONE!  HA!  FOOLED YA MR HAY!)    STUMPY (THE LAW SAYS 'NO COMMENT')  KAYLE (WHAT A SILLY NAME)  PIP (OR IS IT PAP?)  VAUGHN (ARE YOU REALLY AS FAT AS FLANNY SAYS? I HAVE HEARD ABOUT SMALLER COUNTRIES!)  AND WHOEVER DID THE MUSIC FROM 3D DOC IN QUARTET (SORRY, BUT I DON'T KNOW YOUR NAMES!)  HI MUM!  LOOK, NO HANDS!   LOOK, NO INTERESTING TEXT EITHER!    YO! BRIAN! YOUR TIE IS CRAP, MATEY!   LOOK, I'VE HAD A SHAVE!    OWENS, AND WHAT'S HIS NAME, OH, GOD! FLANNY'S NUMBER ONE AMIGA CONTACT, ERR...  (IS HE REALLY SO GOOD YOU CAN'T REMEMBER HIS NAME??)    CHRIS.? AND DACK.......        RAP RAP RAPPITY RAP...  THAT'S A CRAP SONG, NOT THE WRAP, STUPID!    WRAP WRAP WRAPPITY WRAP...  THAT'S THE END OF THIS CRAP!   WRAP WRAP WRAPPITY WRAP...  WRAP WRAP WRAP LETS WRAP THE WRAP (AT 4:17AM, SO THERE!)    HANG ON A MO! FLANNY SAID IT'S 4:20AM     OH, MY GOD. IF HIS WATCH ISN'T SYNCHRONIES, THEN THE BOMB UNDER MY CHAIR WILL GO OFF ANY SECON...... ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH!   BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!     GET ME OFF THE ROOF, WILL YA FLANNY ME OL' MATE!       NO, GET LOST!     HA!  I HAVE CONTROL OF THESE LITTLE PLASTIC PIECES STUCK ON YOUR ST CONNECTED TO ALL THE OTHER BITS OF PLASTIC AND SILICON.   I DIDN'T WANT TO WRAP THEN..........     THUMP!         ARGHH!     LAW JUST LANDED ON ME!     LOOK, FLAN, I SAID WRAP...  KPOW   K-SPLATT   I WANNA LOOP   LOOK HERE FLANNY, I WANNA WRAP, LOOPING IS CRAP....   NO IT AIN'T WRAP IS CRAP. THE LAST WORD MUST BE LOOP.     WRAP LOOP WRAP LOOP WRAP LOOP WRAP LOOK    HANG ON A MINUTE... HOW ABOUT 'THE END'     AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVERY AFTER UNTIL THEY RAN OUT OF BLANK DISKS AND STARTED BICKERING ABOUT ME OWING HIM ONE FROM TWO CHRISTMASES AGO!           THE REAL END!    (AS IN THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS!)    TALKING OF GHOSTBUSTERS, THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS IS A BRILL CARTOON, ANYWAY IF WE DON'T STOP NOW WE WON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ON THE NEXT ONE, SO BYE BYE FOR REAL(AND WE MEAN IT!)               


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                    READ THE SCROLLER FIRST DUDES!     VAPOUR PRESENTS AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NO.297A  PRESS A TO I FOR MUSIC.....   0 FOR TOGGLING HERTZ....   PRESS 1 FOR TENNIS CUP [YOUR GAME IS SAVED TO THE LAST TRACK ON THIS DISK SO DO NOT FILL UP THIS DISK OR ELSE].... PRESS 2 FOR VIKING CHILD [THIS GAME IS COOL AND IT TOOK A WHILE TO PACK SINCE IT IS GETTING ON FOR 2 MEG OF DATA IN 130 PLUS FILES. ONLY THE INTRO IS ON THIS DISK SO WHEN THE MAIN INTRODUCTION IS UP AND RUNNING INSERT DISK 297B BEFORE PRESSING BUTTONS TO SKIP THE INTRO AS I DID NOT BOTHER WRITING A CHECK DISK ROUTINE [NO TIME SEE! BABY DUE TOMORROW AND I INTEND TO OVERTAKE DONALD CAMPBELL ON THE MOTORWAY IN THE MORNING IN ORDER TO BE AT THE BIRTH]. THANKS TO MEGA GOOD CONTACT MOB FOR ALL THE ORIGINALS RECENTLY [VIKING CHILD ON THIS MENU] AND THANKS TO LUDOVIC FOR TENNIS CUP.....  OK SINCE THIS IS A COOL CD I WILL HAVE A GOOD TYPING SESSION! FIRST OF ALL WE HAVE NOT BEEN SLAGGING PEOPLE OFF EVEN IF THEY DESERVE IT APART FROM THE LAW HAVING A FEW WORDS ABOUT DEREK MD. LEAVE HIM ALONE LAWRENCE [AT LEAST IN OUR SCROLLTEXTS. IF YOU WANT TO SLAG HIM OFF THEN DO IT OVER THE PHONE. HIS NUMBER IS 081 ........]   JUST KIDDING DEREK! ANYWAY! BACK TO THE PLOT. IT SEEMS RUMOUR HAS IT THAT OTHER GROUPS STILL SEEM TO SLAG US SO IF IT CONTINUES THEY MAY FIND SLAGGINGS BACK IN OUR MENUS BUT WITHOUT FOUR LETTER EXPLETIVES [DICKHEADS HAS MORE THAN FOUR LETTERS]. SOME OF THESE RUMOURS INCLUDE THE POMPEY PIRATES SLAGGING US ON THE BBS AS IF TO THINK WE WOULD NOT KNOW ABOUT IT! WHAT WITH NOT HAVING A MODEM AN ALL BUT WE DO HAVE PLENTY OF MODEM CONTACTS WHO KEEP US INFORMED. I THOUGHT THERE WAS GOING TO BE AN END TO SLAGGING DES AND THE ALIEN!  ALSO THIS IS THE CD 297. IT SEEMS THERE IS A PRATT OUT THERE TRYING TO SPOIL THINGS FOR US BY MAKING UP AUTOMATION MENUS WHICH ARE NOT AUTOMATION MENUS. IF THIS IS ALL THE COMPETITION CAN COME UP WITH THEN GOOD LUCK TO YOU!  CHECK OUT THE CD LIST ON CD 300 FOR THE REAL AUTOMATION MENUS. WHOEVER IS MAKING THESE CRAP BOGUS MENUS IS DEAD MEAT AS WE WILL SUSS YOU OUT SOONER OR LATER.   ON A LIGHTER NOTE! WILL SOMEONE SEND ME AN ORIGINAL OF ANY OF THOSE GAMES THAT OTHER GROUPS CLAIM IS THEIRS SO I [VAPOUR] CAN HACK IT PACK IT AND THEN RAM IT DOWN THEIR THROATS AS I AM SICK OF SUCH CHILDISH BICKERING. I READ RECENTLY ON FOF 1 THAT THEY CLAIM OZZWALDS PACK OF DEMONS WINTER IS THEIRS. WELL HERE IS A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A CD CALLED 183 WHICH WAS NOT RELEASED BY US BUT BY SOMEONE WHO COPIED A DISK THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE COPIED AT THE TIME. THE REASON WAS THAT OZZ DID PACK A GAME THAT SEEMED TO HAVE CORRUPT GRAPHICS IN PARTS OF THE GAME. ANYHOW! RECENTLY I SPENT AGES PACKING THE DATA FILES OF ANOTHER VERSION HOPING TO FIND THE CORRUPT FILE. I DID NOT FIND IT SO I SPENT HOURS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT CAUSED THE CORRUPT DATA AND FOUND IT TO BE A FEW FILES WHICH WERE PACKED WRONG. SO NOW YOU SHOULD HAVE A DEMONS WINTER CRACKED BY OZZ WITH VAPOUR PRESENTS ON IT AS I WROTE THE NEW LOADER AND FIXED THE BUG. IF THIS GAME WAS CRACKED BY FOF THEN THEY HAD BETTER PROVE IT. IN FACT THE ONLY MENUS I HAVE SEEN OF THEIRS CONTAIN NOTHING BUT REPLICANT AND EMPIRE CRACKS WHICH LEADS TO TO BELIEVE THAT ALTHOUGH THIS CREW DO GOOD PACKS [DMA FILE VERSIONS] THEY LACK CRACKING TALENT WHICH IN MY BOOK IS BETTER DEFINED AS LAMERS. THEY HAVE NOT EVEN WRITTEN THEIR OWN PACKER UNLIKE THE POMPEY PIRATES [NICE PACKER JPM] AND THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE USED MOST OF OUR PACKERS AND DO NOT GREET US ANNOYS ME SOMEWHAT. THEY EVEN CHANGED THE TEXT TO SAY PACKED BY FOF INSTEAD OF JEK PACKER OR AUTOMATION PACKER ETC. THEY MAY ARGUE THAT THEY NOW USE THE ICE PACKER BUT EVEN AXE OF DELIGHT WOULD TELL THEM IT IS MODIFIED FROM AUTOMATION 2.3.        COSTA RICA 1  SCOTLAND 0   HA! HA! HAAAAAAA!                ZAIRE             PERU           IRAN           NEW ZEALAND.            GREETINGS TO [GREAT HACKERS]  THE REPLICANTS   DELIGHT   MCA   THE MIGHTY CLOG   THE EMPIRE   AND MOST OF AUTOMATION...... [FRIENDS  SUPPLIERS AND ARTISTS]   MOB   DEREK MD   PURSY   XERUD   IAN.C   WAYNE   EDITMAN   HAL   AHA   THE STARKS   THE LOST BOYS   MIKE OF HOTLINE   THE HOMEBOY   THE PILOT   KAM   MERLIN   OBERJE   FINGERBOBS   THE CMT   NIK OF THE QUARTET   AND ALL THE MANY OTHERS WITHOUT PSEUDONYMS WHO GET ME THE ODD ORIGINAL.......  MY BLANK IS MIND AT THE MO SO IF I MISSED ANYONE OUT THEN MAYBE NEXT TIME......   AND NOW A QUICK WORD FROM THE PILOT......   I BET HE DRINKS CARLING BLACK NAME TAG.......     IF YOU RECEIVE THIS DISK WITHOUT 297B THEN YOU ARE RUBBER DUCKED PLASTIC CHICKEN!!!!!!  , THE COOL GRAFIX ON THIS MENU WERE DONE BY PURSY AND THE BORDER FONT BY XERUD. ALL HACKING PACKING AND MUSIC RIPPING BY VAPOUR. MENU CODE BY EGB......   MORE TO READ ON 297B......   


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                      VAPOUR PRESENTS AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NO.297B    NOTHING RUNNABLE HERE!   JUST A MENU TO SAY THIS CONTAINS ALL THE GAME DATA OF VIKING CHILD!   MEGA GAME AND A MEGA PACK BY VAPOUR.  THIS MUSIC IS TYPICAL WHITTAKER TRASH.       GREETINGS TO [GREAT HACKERS]  THE REPLICANTS   DELIGHT   MCA   THE MIGHTY CLOG   THE EMPIRE   AND MOST OF AUTOMATION...... [FRIENDS  SUPPLIERS AND ARTISTS]   MOB   DEREK MD   PURSY   XERUD   IAN.C   WAYNE   EDITMAN   HAL   AHA   THE STARKS   THE LOST BOYS   MIKE OF HOTLINE   THE HOMEBOY   THE PILOT   KAM   MERLIN   OBERJE   FINGERBOBS   THE CMT   NIK OF THE QUARTET   AND ALL THE MANY OTHERS WITHOUT PSEUDONYMS WHO GET ME THE ODD ORIGINAL.......  MY BLANK IS MIND AT THE MO SO IF I MISSED ANYONE OUT THEN MAYBE NEXT TIME......     IF YOU RECEIVE THIS DISK WITHOUT 297A THEN YOU ARE RUBBER DUCKED PLASTIC CHICKEN!!!!!!  , THE COOL GRAFIX ON THIS MENU WERE DONE BY THE CMT FROM SWEDEN!   SEND US MORE PLEASE!   THE JACK FONT IS BY XERUD. ALL HACKING PACKING AND MUSIC RIPPING BY VAPOUR. MENU CODE BY EGB......   MORE TO READ ON 297A SO KICK IT UP AN A READ IT ALL! YOU MIGHT JUST FIND IT TERESTING......       I HAVE NOT HAD THE PLEASURE OR THE MISADVENTURE OF VISITING AN ATARI SHOW FOR NEARLY 2 YEARS NOW BUT I HOPE TO MAKE IT TO THE NEXT ONE IN SEPTEMBER 1990. I WILL NOT BE WEARING AN AUTOMATION WORLD CLASS TEE SHIRT AS I DO NOT WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH THE UGLY BUNCH WHO WORE THEM AT THE LAST SHOW.  EVEN LIZ TAYLOR MANAGED A FACE LIFT AND SHE DID NOT LOOK THAT BAD!    NO OFFENSE GUYS!  JUST WINDING YOU ALL UP A LITTLE!        WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT DEREK MD IS THE SPITTING IMAGE OF WHICKSY FROM EASTENDERS?       IF YOU WANT THE LATEST MENUS AT THE NEXT SHOW THEN WE WILL BE AT THE PSYGNOSIS HEADQUARTERS!!!!!!         WOW!    CHECK OUT THE TV AND HIT ME WITH THEM HOWARD DEVOTO LYRICS!             YOU SHOULD NOT BE STILL READING THIS OR LISTENING TO THIS CRAPPY TOON SO PLUG IN 297A AND KICK SOME BUTTS WITH THE VIKING CHILD.    I GUESS THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING LATELY I MUST HAVE STOLEN THIS HACK SO I WILL LET YOU INTO A LITTLE SECRET.  I STOLE THIS CRACK AND PACK FROM WAS NOT WAS AND TEXT EDITED HIS WORTHLESS NAME FROM THE GAME.   DO YA THINK THAT WAS CONVINCING.    WELL YA BETTER BELIEVE IT COS VAPOUR RIPS OFF ALL WAS NOT WAS HACKS.   WHAT A LAMER!  HE SHOULD NOT BE IN AUTOMATION!  WHY WILL NO ONE KICK HIM OUT?   WELL ITS SIMPLE SEE BUT I WILL NOT LET YOU INTO MY LITTLE SECRET.          ALMOST TIME TO SHUT THE VAPPUTER DOWN FOR THE NIGHT AND OFF TO DRIZZLY WOLVERHAMPTON IN THE VAPVAN TO DIG SOME HOLES IN SOME RECENTLY TARMACKED PAVEMENT. HARDLINES WEDNESFILED BUT NICE PAVEMENTS WILL NOT PROVIDE YOU WITH CLEAN WATER!               BRING BACK ANGIN FOR EVERYONE!        CASTRATE THE RAPISTS!               I SEE FROM THE TV THAT THE BARBICAN LOUTS ARE OUT OF THEIR TREE AGAIN!            EXCUSE ME!    YOUR FLIES UNDONE!      


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# AUTOMATION CD 298 #    WE CAN'T TYPE MUCH HERE 'COS THERE ISN'T MUCH SPACE ON THIS DISK!  AT THE TIME OF TYPING I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THIS MENU WILL FIT AT ALL, BUT I HOPE IT WILL, OTHERWISE THIS TEXT IS REDUNDANT!    [ % [ % [ % [ % [ % [ %   THIS IS THE SEVENTH DISK RELEASED BY THE LAW/FLANNY THIS WEEKEND, AND THERE WILL BE ANOTHER ONE OR TWO TO FOLLOW, DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH TIME WE HAVE GOT....   AFTER STAYING UP FOR TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW TO BRING YOU THESE DISKS, ANY CONTRIBUTIONS OF BRAND NEW ANTI-SLEEP TABLETS SHOULD BE SENT TO ANY AUTOMATION MEMBER FOR US.  WHY DO WE BOTHER TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT JUST TO GIVE YOU MORE SOFTWARE?  WELL, IT MUST BE BECAUSE WE ARE WARM, GENEROUS, KINDLY TYPES OF PEOPLE WHO GO OUT OF OUR WAY TO HELP YOU.....  THIS DOESN'T JUST GO FOR AUTOMATION, 'COS I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT EVERY CREW IN THE WORLD SOMETIMES HAS ALL NIGHT SESSIONS ON THE COMPUTER (EVEN THE POMPEY PIRATES!) SO THIS IS THE 'I KNOW HOW YOU ALL FEEL, GUYS!' MENU...............      WELL KNACKERED!        HACKITY HACKITY HACK!  TIME TO DO THE END OF THIS SCROLLER!   (BET YOU THOUGHT I WOULD TYPE 'WRAP' THERE!)     SEE YOU ALL ON CD 199, WHERE FLANNY AND MYSELF WILL HAVE ANOTHER GOOD, LONG(ISH) TYPE.....   BYE BYE FOR ONE DISK......      


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# AUTOMATION CD 299 #    WELL, TO START OFF I MUST SEND A MEGA GREET TO MOB FOR THE COPY OF THIRD COURIER!   WITH THAT DONE IT'S ONTO ANOTHER FLANNY/LAW TEXT.....      WITH A BIT OF LUCK 'MAL MEGA SUPPLIER' WILL ARRIVE HERE IN THE 'BUNKER' VERY SOON, PERHAPS WE WILL BE ABLE TO GET HIM TO WRITE SOME TEXT FOR US....   THAT SHOULD BE INTERESTING....    AND NOW A WORD ABOUT THE PICTURES USED BY US IN THE LAST FEW MENUS.....   THEY ALL LOOK A BIT SIMILAR, DON'T THEY?    THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE FROM A SERIES OF PICTURES BY TUCKER CALLED 'APPLE'    I THINK THEY ARE GREAT, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.    THIS MUSIC IS GETTING AROUND A BIT NOW, ISN'T IT!   STILL, I LIKE THAT AS WELL (BUT I'LL LISTEN TO ANY MAD MAX TUNE!)     HANG ON A MO, I THINK SOMEONES AT THE DOOR........        OOOOPS, SORRY, IT WAS A DRUM BEAT IN THE TUNE......      MESSAGE TO ANYONE I SWAP WITH....   PLEASE SEND ME BLANKS IF YOU WANT THE CD'S 'COS I CAN'T AFFORD TO SEND MY ONLY ONES OUT ALL OVER THE COUNTRY......    I DON'T MIND COPYING THEM, EXCEPT WHEN I HAVE TO USE MY DISKS AND I DON'T HAVE MANY LEFT, AND THAT REALY NARKS ME OFF!!!     THE HOMEBOY SENDS HIS GREETING TO........        ROBBIE G! AND ROB K (I DIDN'T MAKE A TYPO THIS TIME, HOMEBOY!  HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON)     BOTH GAMES ON THIS DISK WERE ORIGINALLY CRACKED BY THE REPLICANTS......   THANX REPLICANTS!!!      WILL 'NIK OF DREAM WEAVERS' SEND MAL HIS PICTURES AGAIN PLEEEEEZE      DID YOU LIKE THE SCROLL ON 296. IT TOOK US OVER EIGHT HOURS TO THINK IT ALL UP AND WAS OVER 22 KILOBYTES LONG.  IT TAKES 34 MINUTES TO READ IT ALL, BUT IF I SLOW THE SCROLLER DOWN IT TAKES WELL OVER AN HOUR!  (AREN'T YOU LUCKY I SPEEDED IT UP THEN!)     SLEEP?   WHAT'S THAT MEAN?    OH!  I REMEMBER!   IT'S WHEN YOU GET A PUNCTURE ON THE MOTORWAY AT EIGHTLY MILES AN HOUR!    NO!  WAIT A MINUTE! THAT'S HAVING THE CRAP SCARED OUT OF YOU!  SLEEP IS WHEN YOU GO TO BED FOR A REST!    THERE, I DID KNOW WHAT IT WAS, SEE?     WHO WAS THE MAN WITH THE PURPLE FACE SINGING ON 'BEDROCK' AT 5:00AM THIS MORNING?  DOES HE KNOW?  HAS HE SEEN A DOCTOR YET?      FONT AND TIDYING UP BY FLANNY....     WELL, MAL 'AIN'T ARRIVED YET, AND WE HAVE TO ASSEMBLE AND PACK THIS MENU, SO WRAP TIME.......       


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Re: Scrollers project!
Reply #29 - 26.09.09 at 09:20:04
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Well with my continued work with the Automation / D-Bug DVD this scroller thread has proved invaluable, especially wit writing Automation’s history.

In view of this I’ve continued from where GGN and CJ left at menu 300. However I already hit a snag, Menu 300 features EGB’s intro, the scroller of this  is not in usual ASCII format plus it features graphic logos in the scroll text. Anyway I’ve written a converter for this so expect menus 300-319 soon.

I’ll also redo the ones which used this intro prior to #300.

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THIS MENU IS STUNNING YES!  BUT WHY NO NIPPLES IN THE DAILY EXPRESS?       LETS TAKE A TRIP DOWN TO SCROLLERSVILLE. IF YOU REACH THE END OF THIS ONE YOU WILL FALL OFF IT!     IN FACT IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS ON THIS DISK AND HOW TO LOAD IT YOU WILL HAVE TO READ ALL OF IT SO TOUGH.  NOW THAT I JUST THOUGHT OF THAT I SHALL MOVE THE RELEVANT PART OF THE SCROLLER TO THE BACK OF IT!    COR! I BET HE DRINKS CARLING BLACK NAME TAG (WELL IN THE PILOTS WORDS ANYWAY)  AS IT HAPPENS I DRINK STONES MIXED WITH BASS NO.1 COS I AM WELL ARD     THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY PRESENT AUTOMATION DISK NO. 300 , YET MORE SOFTWARE FOR YOUR DISK COLLECTION.    VAPOUR HERE!  PRESS A TO I FOR MUSIC...  0 TO TOGGLE HERTZ...  6 TO 9 TO ALTER SCROLLER...        THIS GAME WAS EASY TO CRACK AND PACK AND CONVERT BACK TO MSDOS BUT SINCE IT WAS OVER ONE AND A HALF MEG OF DATA THERE WAS NOT MUCH ROOM LEFT FOR ANYTHING ELSE SO AFTER WAITING 2 WEEKS FOR YET ANOTHER DOC FILE WHICH HAS NOT FOUND ITS WAY TO ME I HAVE DECIDED TO GIVE YOU A MEGA DISK LIST AND THE LONG AWAITED TRAVELLING SCROLLER.  THIS SCROLLER COULD BE A BIT CRUDE IN PLACES BUT I HAVE NOT CENSORED IT BECAUSE DURING THE SLAGGING WAR A FEW WEEKS AGO THERE WERE SEVERAL PEOPLE IN AUTOMATION SLAGGED OFF WHO HAVE NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO WRITE A SCROLLTEXT. THEY GET THERE PENNIES WORTH IN THIS SCROLLER SO DARE YOU READ IT!!!!!!    THIS COOL PIC IS BY THE CMT FROM SWEDEN. SEND SOME MORE GUY!     AND NOW ON WITH THE TRAVELLING SCROLLER THAT KINDA GOT LOST!     I ( EGB ) HAVE BEEN FAIRLY BUSY TODAY, THIS AFTERNOON I RECEIVED AN EXTREMELY WELL WRAPPED PARCEL FROM XERUD. IT CONTAINED ALL THESE LOVELY 16 X 16 FONTS.... ALL THIS WAS ENOUGH TO INSPIRE ME TO GO AND WRITE A 16 X 16 SCROLLER TO GO WITH THE FONTS.... THREE HOURS LATER, THE SCROLLER IS ALMOST FINISHED ( WHY DOES THE FAST FORWARD AND REWIND JERK SO BADLY?????? ) AHHH!!! GOT IT..... TO CONTROL THE SCROLL PRESS "9" FOR SLOW SPEED, "8" FOR MEDIUM SPEED, "6" FOR FAST FORWARD AND "6" FOR FAST REWIND. NOW THEN, BEFORE I START PRATTLING, I MUST SHOW YOU ALL OF THESE LITTLE LOGOS THAT XERUD HAS DRAWN FOR US * * * * * * * * THE COMPACTION MASTERS  AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF..... VAPOUR           VAPOUR           VAPOUR          HE HAS GOT THREE HEADS!       THE UN-NAMEABLES     ( DACK AND THE LAW )      NEIL OF COR-BLIMEY  ( NICE TO SEE YOU BACK IN THE THICK OF THINGS!!! )      SHARAZ JEK  ( OUR REMOTE DEBUGGER!!! SOME GREAT PACKS LATELY!!! )      OZZWALD  ( GONE TOOOOO LONG.... )     THE BBC  ( ANDY THE ARFLING, THE PILOT AND CHRISPY NOODLE ( WONDER WHERE YOU NICKED THE PLANETS GUYS....) )       GOL         ( ONE OF OUR NEWER MEMBERS )       PYROTECHNICS  ( IGNITER AND XERUD AND DR. MANHATTAN )        THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY  ( ME ( EGB ), BISC AND ARN WHO IS OFF IN TEX COUNTRY AT THE MO.. )     OTHER UNFORTUNATE PEOPLE WHO DO NOT HAVE THEIR OWN LOGOS ON THIS SCROLLER ARE .... PURSY ( SOME GREAT PICS RECENTLY ), IAN.C, WAYNE, THE QUARTET, STAN THE MAN AND u IRS u             RIGHT NOW THATS DONE ON WITH THE NONSENSE.....v v v YOU REALLY OUGHT TO SMILE YOU KNOW.... EVEN IF YOUR NAME IS ALIEN ( I AM NOT GOING TO SLAG YOU OR ANY OF YOUR WORK, BECAUSE I NEVER SEE ANY POMPEY PIRATES MENUS ANYWAY, THE ONLY ONE I HAVE EVER SEEN WAS THE ONE THAT WAS SLAGGING ME ( WRONGLY ) HOWEVER I SEE THAT YOU MANAGED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE ACRONYM OF SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY WAS.... IN ANSWER TO YOUR LITTLE OUTBURST WE DO NOT HACK OR CRACK VERY MUCH, BUT JUST TO KEEP YOU HAPPY THERE ARE A FEW OF MY HACKS AND PACKS ON RECENT DISKS  NOW LET ME SEE HOW MANY BRACKETS HAVE I OPENED... PLENTY ) THERE I THINK THAT CLOSES THAT, DONT YOU!!!!!     OK AUTOMATION ARE YOU LISTENING.... WOULD NEIL OF COR-BLIMEY , THE BBC , GOL        AND SHARAZ JEK  PLEASE GET IN TOUCH EITHER THROUGH DACK, THE LAW OR VAPOUR FOR ***** OPERATION WHO CARES ***** NEXT MUST COME A SMALL APOLOGY TO ANYONE WHO WAS OFFENDED BY MENU 241 SCROLL CONTENTS ( SOMEONE WAS , APART FROM MEGA LAMERS ) BUT IT WAS FAIRLY NECESSARY..... THE BBC SEEM TO BE IN QUITE A SIMILAR POSITION WITH THESE SHAOLIN LAMERS, YES IT IS VERY ANNOYING WHEN PEOPLE NICK YOUR CODE, YOUR GRAPHICS, AND YOUR CRACKS, AND THEN PUT THEIR NAME ON THEM... NUFF SAID..............THIS SCROLLER WILL CONTINUE BUT AT THE MOMENT I MUST DO SOMETHING ELSE..... SLEEP!!! BYE BYE!!!........(THE NEXT DAY, IN THE EVENING)................. HI THERE, THIS IS THE IGNITER OF PYROTECHNICS    AS I TALK TO YOU, EGB IS SITTING TALKING TO DACK OF THE UN-NAMEABLES WHICH MEANS I CAN WRITE AS MUCH SHIT AS I LIKE.    WELL IT SEEMS THIS IS GOING TO BE A TRAVELLING SCROLLER IE. I AM ADDING SOME TEXT, THEN EGB IS GOING TO SEE DACK WHICH MEANS HE WILL ADD SOME, THEN EGB IS GOING TO THE ABODE OF VAPOUR, WHICH MEANS HE WILL PROBABLY ADD SOME. BUT IF THEY WANT TO MAKE ME A LIAR, THEY WONT DO ANY AT ALL.      THE FOLLOWING PIECE OF SCROLLER IS FOR MY FRIEND IN KINGHORN (FIFE)                    u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u                     WELL THAT IS ENOUGH SHEEP TO KEEP YOU OCCUPIED FOR SOME TIME.   I HEARD THERE IS A PRIZE FOR THE PERSON WHO COMES UP WITH THE WORST MEANING FOR EGB,  WELL I WOULD TELL YOU WHAT THE WORST ONE IS, BUT I DONT WANT TO WIN THE SUB HUMANS PRIZE,  WHICH JUST HAPPENS TO BE TWO WEEKS HOLIDAY IN A PLASTIC TENT (THAT IS IN HOSPITAL FOLKS)      WELL I WAS NEVER ONE FOR WRITING TOO MUCH TEXT SO BYE FROM ME AND OVER TO WHOEVER WANTS TO WRITE THE NEXT BIT ...........  EGB BACK AGAIN FOLKS..... OK AS THE IGNITER WAS SAYING THIS IS GOING TO BE A TRAVELLING SCROLLER... IF I HAD A STACY THEN I MIGHT HAVE ADDED SOME TEXT ON THE MOVE, BUT SINCE I DO NOT HAVE ONE THEN YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW EVENING BEFORE DACK GETS TO ADD HIS SECTION....... VROOOOMM VROOOOMM  OKAY......ABOUT ANOTHER DAY AND A HALF HAS PASSED AND EGB IS HERE WITH ME (DACK) IN ENGLAND..(YOU KNOW THAT LITTLE PLACE STUCK ONTO SCOTLAND AND WALES....ISNT IT FUNNY THAT THE ENGLISH ARE ONLY BRITISH WHEN THEY ARE IN TROUBLE!!!)  WHERE WAS I (SEE MENU 250 FOR THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION)...RIGHT...I WAS ABOUT TO RIP THE URINE OUT OF CAPTAIN PARANOID OF THE POMPEY PIRATES!!!! SORRY THAT SHOULD BE ALIEN.....(APPARENTLY HE IS SO PARANOID ABOUT BEING CAUGHT HE NEVER PHONES FROM HIS OWN HOME) AFTER READING THEIR EVER-EVER-SO-WITTY-WHO-CAN-WE-HAVE-A-GO-AT-NOW-SCROLL ON PUMPY PROSTRATES 26 (RAINBOW-OH-LOOK -DISC-TWO-IS-FLIPPED-ONTO-THE-B-SIDE-AGAIN-ISLANDS, BUBBLE BOBBLE AND YET MORE SPACE FILLERS IN THE SHAPE OF RIPPED MUSIC FILES) SLAGGING OFF THE VERSION OF AUTO-ROUTE ON 210. I WOULD JUST LIKE TO CLARIFY SEVERAL POINTS. 1....YES ALIEN IS NOT FIT TO LICK KNOB-CHEESE...WHOOPS THAT PART OF THE SCROLL COMES LATER......1..COMPACT 210 IS STILL IN ITS BETA TEST VERSION AND SHOULD NOT BE ON GENERAL RELEASE (MUCH LIKE ALIEN..BUT PERHAPS THE GOVERNMENTS ADOPT-A-LOONY SCHEME (MOTO ALIEN FELATIO II (LATINISH)) GAVE HIS PARENTS A BIG BONUS FOR TAKING ON SUCH A HOPELESS CASE .....TALKING OF LOONY SCHEMES...NOW THAT THE POLL TAX HAS COME IN WILL ALL OF YOU OUT THERE IN AUTOMATION LAND (JUST ALONG FROM DISNEY WORLD..OPEN ALL YEAR JUST LIKE ALIENS MOUTH) WHO ARE BETTER OFF PUT THEIR HANDS IN THE AIR.................HMMM..NOT A LOT OF YOU ARE THERE.....WHAT CAN YOU SAY ABOUT A SCHEME WHEREBY 25 PERCENT OF PEOPLE ARE ENTITLED TO THE FULL REBATE!.....BOOK A ROOM FOR CAPTAIN COCKUP FOR THAT SCHEME MEANWHILE A FLOWER GROWS IN GOTHAM CITY.....OH..YES..2 ..(THE COMBINED IQ OF 400 ALIENS)..I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY THE ...A COMPANY I KNOW BOUGHT 25 STS BECAUSE OF THE SOFTWARE THEY COULD GET...ARGUEMENT DOESNT DO MUCH FOR THE PROFITS OF THE SOFTWARE COMPANIES IF I AM MUCH MISTAKEN! (THIS IS A LITTLE THING CALLED BASIC ECONOMICS..NOW THOSE ARE LONG WORDS SO I WILL EXPLAIN THEM TO ALIEN...NUMBER OF COMPUTERS BOUGHT IS NOT EQUAL TO AMOUNT OF SOFTWARE BOUGHT....IF SOFTWARE NOT OBTAINED LEGALLY THEN PERSON IS A PIRATE....HENCE ALIEN IS A PIRATE...NOT A CRUSADER AGAINST THE TYRANICAL PROTECTION OVERLORDS...HELPING THE NEEDY..(SURGEON HEAL THYSELF)..TO GET THE SOFTWARE THEY CANNOT AFFORD...BUT A PIRATE.......NO QUESTIONS ASKED SOFTWARE INCORPORATED................JUST LIKE ME AND SEVERAL OTHER PEOPLE) 3RD AND FINAL POINT A WARNING TO ALIEN.........................THEY KNOW!!!!................. ENOUGH SLAGGING OFF OF ALIEN (HE PROBABLY CANT HELP IT ANYWAY)...HOW ABOUT A SLAGGING OFF OF NEW ORDER...NO..THEY ARE NOT WORTH IT... I MEAN IF THE ONLY WAY BALD EAGLE CAN GET GAMES TO PACK IS BY TRYING DIFFERENT LOADERS FROM AUTOMATION (NOTE THE SPELLING ALIEN) PROGRAMS UNTIL ONE WORKS I DO NOT THINK THEY DESERVE TO BE MENTIONED..WHO ELSE IS LEFT.....OH I KNOW...ELECTRIC BLUE....I DO THINK THAT ULTRALOAD II (WHICH YOU HAVE RE-ASSEMBLED) IS WORTH MORE THAN A COMMODE 64 EMULATOR....WHY DONT YOU TRY WORKING OUT WHAT IT IS DOING IF YOU WANT IT THAT BADLY....SORRY ALMOST MENTIONED THINKING THERE....WHY WOULD YOU NEED IT..CANT YOU WRITE THE CODE YOURSELF (TO BE READ IN A SARCASTIC TONE)..HERES A MESSAGE TO YOU....THE NEW(BUG FREE(ISH)) VERSION IS GOING TO BE ENCRYPTED IN A SNEAKY WAY SO YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO WORK A BIT HARDER NEXT TIME...TIME TO GO AS EGB IS LOOKING A TIDGE BIT BORED AND WE WANT TO GET THIS CODE RUNNING AMAZINGLY PROPERLY....BYE BYE FOR NOW.....CATCH YOU AGAIN.........BEFORE I HAND YOU OVER TO VAPOUR I WOULD JUST LIKE TO REMIND PEOPLE THAT IN THE FILM ALIEN...THE CREATURE WAS SHOT OUT INTO SPACE...APPARENTLY THIS IS WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED TO THE POMPEY PIRATES ALIEN IF HIS FATHER HAD BEEN ABOUT 2 SECONDS QUICKER WHOOPS ALMOST FORGOT (SOUND LIKE A LABEL FROM AUTOBUG 4.11 THERE DONT I EGB) ......DACK SIGNING OFF ALIEN SIGNING ON.      FIVE AM THE FOLLOWING MORNING AND ITS VAPOUR HERE. SEEMS A NICE IDEA THIS TRAVELLING SCROLLER BUT SINCE I HAVE WRITTEN A LENGTHY SCROLLER JUST BEFORE JUMPING IN ON THIS ONE I AM NOT GOING TO WRITE MUCH COS I AM KNACKERED. SO ITS OFF TO DO SOME WORK ON THE PICCY AND TO GET THIS CODE READY TO SEND TO THE BBC VIA THE HOMEBOY.  OK I JUST WANT TO SAY THANKS TO ALL MY OLD AND NEW CONTACTS WHO KEEP ON FLOODING AUTOMATION WITH ORIGINAL SOFTWARE (ESPECIALLY OUR SHOP CONTACTS THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY) AND A BIG THANK YOU TO ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE KEPT THE VARIETY IN OUR MENUS GOING WITH SOME GREAT PICTURES AND SOURCE CODE. HEY NEIL! TAKE NOTE OF THE FONT STYLE OF YOUR LOGO, FAMILIAR? ITS BETTER THAN MY LOGO THOUGH WELL ITS TIME TO REMOVE THE MATCHSTICKS FROM UNDER MY EYELIDS AND OFF TO BED IT IS FOR ME. I HAVE BEEN BLAGGED INTO DECORATING THE BACK BEDROOM. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY SUITCASE WILL BE PACKED AN RARIN TO GO! OK POSTY GET THIS DISK TO LONDON FOR A BADLY BREWED SCROLL.                              YO! THIS IS AUTOMATION CD, UM, THAT BITS BEEN DONE HAS IT? OH WELL HERE I GO, LUCKILY FOR YOU I AM NOT IN A SADISTIC MOOD SO THIS WILL BE SHORT (THOUGH PROBABLY NOT VERY SWEET). THIS IS THE PILOT... OF THE BBC SCROLLING PAST, AND TO GET YOU GOING I AM GONNA ADOPT A TECHNIQUE USED BY MANY FOREIGN GROUPS - THE BROKEN ENGLISH SCROLLER. AS I WERE ABOUT TO SAID, I ARE HERE WITH ALL OF MY FRIEND, AND WE BRING TO YOU MORE OUR CRACKS. WE WANT THAT YOU LIKE THEM AND THE OTHER CULE DISKS WE DONE FOR YOU. SORRY, CANT KEEP THIS UP, IF YOU WANT TO SEE MORE THEN READ A REPLICANTS INTRO OR MOST AMIGA SCROLLERS. ON THE SUBJECT OF AMIGA, I SEND TO CULE AMIGA GROUP, PLATINUM LIGHT REGARDS - ECSTASY, THE BEST BRITISH AMIGA GROUP. HI TO MELTDOWN AND RAVER - THANX FOR THE DEMOS AND GRAFIX. HI TO QUARTZ, NICE CHICKEN DEMO, DONT I KNOW YOU FROM SOMEWHERE ?  WHILE I AM AT IT (FNARR FNARR EH PYRO?) I WILL GREET SOME CONTACTS, HI TO ALL IN AUTOMATION THAT I SWAP WITH, DEREK MD, HOMEBOY AND ZIPPY (ME AND ANDY WOULD LIKE TO SEND LOADS BUT YOURE TOO BLOODY FAST!). OTHER PEOPLE DOING GREAT STUFF ON ST ARE ST AMIGOS (HI LITTLE LULU), REPLICANTS, EMPIRE AND IN A SOMEWHAT DIFFERENT WAY, SEWER SOFT. OK, SO ITS VERY SHORT BUT I LACK THE INCLINATION TO STAY AT IT, SO I WILL SEND IT AS IS. HEY POST OFFICE, STOP STEALING MY PARCELS. CUE LAW......         WOWSERS! THIS IS A LOOOOOOONG SCROLLTEXT EH?    WELL I SEE THAT DACK HAS ALREADY SLAGGED ALIEN OFF SO 95 PERCENT OF MY TEXT IS NOW REDUNDANT......    (YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHY I ATTEMPT A TRUCE AND THEN SLAG HIM OFF AGAIN LATER ON.....   WELL....    YOU SEE HE COMPLETELY IGNORES THEM AND JUST CONTINUES TO SLAG US OFF (EVEN THOUGH HE PROMISED THE BBC THAT ALL THIS WOULD END) SO YOU SEE THERE REALLY IS NO END TO THE LACK OF SIZE OF THIS DICKHEADS BRAIN (OR OTHER FLOPPY BITS)      SORRY ALIEN I DO NOT THINK!     ANOTHER SUBJECT ON THE AGENDA IS THE ATARI SHOW     I HOPE I CAN MAKE IT BUT I HAVE MY DOUBTS AT PRESENT (120 QUID FOR A SELF DRIVE 12 SEATER  I COULD HAVE BOUGHT ALL THE THALION GAMES FOR THAT, EVEN THOUGH THE --GAME-- CONTENT IS ABYSMAL (GREAT CODERS CRAP DESIGNERS)        IF I MAKE IT YOU WILL RECOGNISE ME (ALONG WITH THE OTHERS IN THE CREW) BY THE FACT THAT WE WILL BE WEARING AUTOMATION WORLD CLASS TEE-SHIRTS         (I HOPE ALIEN IS THERE COS WE WILL BE IN    F O R C E    AND A LOT OF US ARE ANNOYED AT HIM!    THINK TWICE ABOUT GOING ALIEN!)         COMING SOON TO AN AUTOMATION CD NEAR YOU.....    REVENGE....    THUNDER PACKER VERSION 3.0 (FROM A SOURCE WHO WILL REMAIN ANNONYMOUS)     I WILL FEEL MUCH BETTER AFTER WE HAVE RELEASED THAT....  LET US SEE HOW THE POMPEY PIRATES LIKE IT EH?        AS THIS DISK IS VEEERY LATE TO BE RELEASED YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW THAT THE UN-NAMEABLES ARE GOING INACTIVE.....    THIS IS BECAUSE WE ARE GENERALLY FED UP WITH ALL THIS CHILDISH BICKERING BETWEEN CREWS AND ARE GOING TO SIT ON THE SIDELINES AND WATCH EVERYONE ELSE DESTROY EACH OTHER....  WHEN THEY ARE ALL GONE WE WILL RE-EMERGE AT THE TOP OF THE PILE (ALTHOUGH BEING AN AUTOMATION MEMBER IT IS TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO GET ANY BETTER AS QUITE SIMPLY EVERY ONE ELSE IS --BELOW-- US THE THE SCALE OF GREATNESS           MODEST AS WELL EH?)    HOW MUCH MORE TEXT CAN MY STRAINED BRAIN PRODUCE WITHOUT GETTING TOO BORING (WHAT DO YA MEAN IT IS BORING ALREADY!   YOU DO NOT HAVE TO READ THIS YA KNOW!)    OH YES!    I WILL DO MY MINI-GREETS....   (DO NOT PANIC THEY ARE ONLY ABOUT 100 CHARACTERS LONG!)     HO TO  ANDY THE NEVER HOME ARFLING   THE PILOT   DACK THE TERMINALLY CRAZY APPOLLO OF THE MEGA PHONE BILLS OZZWALD (YOUR SECRET LOCATION IS SAFE WITH ME!)  VAPOUR (MASTER OF THE LONG PAUSE ON THE TELEPHONE COMPLETE WITH KEY CLICK IN THE BACKGROUND!)   EGB AND IGNITOR (VERY RELAXED PEOPLE) AND FINALLY MAL  COL AND BOB (SEE I TOLD YOU I WOULD GET YOU IN HERE SOMEWHERE!)    WELL INSPIRATION HAS RUN OUT YET AGAIN AND I FEAR IT WILL SOON BE TIME TO POST THIS SOURCE CODE OFF TO THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK......     THERE WILL NOW BE A FOUR DAY DELAY WHILE THE SCROLLTEXT CHANGES OWNERS...   BYE BYE AND OVER TO APPOLLO..........          POST OFFICE---TRAIN---SORTING OFFICE---POSTMAN---APPOLLOS HOUSE---DOORMAT---SEVERAL HOURS LATER SOMEONE COLLECTS IT---APPOLLO OPENS IT---APPOLLO IGNORES IT FOR A FEW DAYS---APPOLLO-STARTS TYPING              NOW             HERE HE COMES,   YES........       WELL ALL I CAN SAY IS IF THERE IS ANYONE STILL READING THIS THEN YOU NEED A BLOODY MEDAL . . . AND THERE IS LOTS MORE TO COME! AND I AM SICK OF TYPING THIS ALREADY BECAUSE I HAVE JUST SPENT THE LAST TWENTY MINUTES CORRECTING ALL THE LAWS SPELLING MISTAKES  . . . . ANYWAY ENOUGH OF THIS I AM GOING TO BED SO I WILL CARRY ON SOME OTHER TIME ZZZZZZZZ      ZZZZZZ       ZZZZZZZ    ZZZZZZ  ZZZZZZZ SOME HOURS LATER . . . u     OVER AND OUT AND ON TO BABY VAPOUR.....     GHFCUYT C      ENOUGH OF THAT TEXT STRAIGHT FROM THE FISTS OF BABY VAPOUR AND BACK TO INSANITY...    THIS WILL BE THE THIRD ATTEMPT TO ASSEMBLE THIS MENU TO A CD THAT IT WILL ACTUALLY FIT ON AND I AM SURE YOU WILL BE GLAD TO SEE THE u OF IT!         COSTA DEL SOL 1    SCOTLAND 0             I HAVE GOT SOME GRASS!        YEAHHHHH!       BUT I GOT NO PAPERS!        OHHHHHHHHH!           BUT I HAVE GOT A PIPE!         YEAHHHHHHH!        BUT I GOT NO MATCHES!        OHHHHHHH!           YEAH! BUT THE STORES OPEN!      YEAHHHHHH!        BUT I AINT GOT ANY MONEY!      OHHHHHHH!           I GOT SOME GRASS!        YEAHHHHHHH!        BUT I BIN BUSTED!        OHHHHHHHH!          A BLACKMAN AND A JEW AT A BUS STOP AND THE BLACKMAN SAYS WHEN IS THE NEXT BUS DUE?     IN ABOUT 10 MINUTES YOU BLACK BARSTEWARD....      AND NOW THE LAST WORDS SAID ON THE ZEBRUGGE FERRY.....      SHUT THO BLUBSE FURIN BLUB BLUB DOORS! BLUB    .............WELL, LOOKS LIKE THATS IT FOR ANOTHER SCROLLER, WE WILL SEE YOU AGAIN SOON........   HEY MAAN! PASS THE DOPE!      YO! ALIEN GET OVER THERE!         10 BSE SANDWICHES LATER!     AND ITS A GOALLLLLL!       SCOTLAND ARE BRAINDEAD!         HAPPY MOTHERS DAAAY!     HAPPY MOTHERS DAAAY!   I AM YA SON  I AM A RUNAWAAAY!      CALL ME A BASTARD   CALL ME A BITCH   YOU ARE MADE OF PLASTIC    YOU ARE FILTHY RICCHHH!       HOW THE HELL DID DAVID PEEL AND THE LOWER EAST SIDE GET IN ON THIS SCROLLER?      SMOKE POT SMOKE POT EVERYBODY SMOKE POT.....   GET OFF MY KEYBOARD YOU DAMN HIPPY!          IIIIII    OOOOOOOOO      SILVA   LININ!        PUNCH   KICK    MAIM      DISMEMBER     ONE LESS SIXTIES FREAK!     THIS IS THE QUARTET PURSY. WOZ. NIK. THE EDITOR. AND MAN X  ON THE KEYBOARD.   WE ARE GLAD TO HAVE A PART IN THIS SCROLLER WITH IT BEING THE 300TH! COMPACT DISK.         MANY THANKS MUST GO TO VAPOUR FOR THE DAY WE SPENT AT AUTOMATION HQ!     NOW NAME A CD WHICH WE HAVE NOT GOT NOW !!!!!!!!!  JUST A FEW HELLOS TO THE PEOPLE WE KNOW       DAVE ............BONEY!    HUDS.....STRYX.....THE ANDROID.....THE TROLL.....B52-CREW......FOXX.....JJF.....AND ANY ONE ELSE WE HAVE FORGOTTEN TO MENTION.       RIGHT, THATS IT! WE WILL END WITH A REALLY WITTY JOKE - WHY DID THE JONNY FLY ACROSS THE ROOM???    GIVE UP?       IT GOT PISSED OFF!!!!HAW!HAW!         ENGLAND 0         HOLLAND 0             BEARDSLEY SUCKS!!! WHERE IS TAYLOR WHEN WE NEED HIM??? HOPE YOU ENJOY THE GAME - SEE YA!   AS PROMISED PRESS 1 TO PLAY DRAGONS BREATH.....  LONG WAIT HUH! AND IT WAS NOT WAS WORTH IT WAS NOT WASNT IT!    IF YOU ARE LUCKY THERE WILL STILL BE SPACE FOR THE ODD SAVED GAME ON THIS DISK!     ..............WRAP TIME...............


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AUTOMATION CD 301 #     IMPORTANT! READ THIS TEXT (OR AT LEAST THE START OF IT!)    IN ORDER TO PLAY 'EMLYN HUGHES INTERNATIONAL SOCCER' YOU MUST FIRST CREATE A 'DATA DISK'   TO DO THIS, FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE STEPS (EVEN 'ALIEN' COULD DO IT!)    1) SELECT 'TOXIC 2' FROM THIS MENU.....    2) LOAD 'TOXIC 2' FROM THE DESKTOP (MED RES IS PREFERABLE).....    3) FORMAT A BLANK DISK TO 80 TRACKS 10 SECTORS AND SINGLE SIDED.....    4) REBOOT THIS MENU.....    5) SELECT 'EMLYN HUGHES DATA MAKE' FROM THIS MENU.....    6) WHEN IT HAS LOADED INSERT YOUR BLANK DISK AND PRESS SPACE TWICE.....    7) REBOOT THIS MENU (AGAIN!).....    8) SELECT 'EMLYN HUGHES GAME FILE'.....    9) WHEN  THIS HAS LOADED INSERT YOUR NEW 'DATA DISK'.....    THERE, THAT WAS EASY, WASN'T IT!   YOU ONLY HAVE TO MAKE A DATADISK ONCE. WE DID IT THIS WAY IN ORDER TO SAVE PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE SOCCER (LIKE ME (THE LAW)) HAVING HALF A DISK MISSING IN ORDER TO STORE THE DATA....   WORLD CUP FOOTBALL MANAGER WAS GOING TO BE ON THIS DISK AS WELL, BUT EVEN WE CAN'T GET 158K ONTO A DISK WITH 130K FREE.....    NOW ONTO THE SCROLLTEXT (YOU CAN GO NOW IF YOU WANT TO!)    YES, FOLKS! (IN THE WORDS OF BOTH NEIL AND ANDY) AUTOMATION ARE INTO THEIR THIRD CENTURY!   WOW! AND WE DON'T EVEN LOOK MIDDLE AGED YET!  WE MAY STILL BE AS FRESH AS EVER, BUT WE'VE BEEN AROUND LONG ENOUGH TO KNOW JUST ABOUT ALL THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT PROTECTION TECHNIQUES.....  OH, BY THE WAY MR NORTHEN, WHY ARE YOU ONLY PARTIALLY ENCRYPTING YOUR STUFF NOW?  HALF A FILE IS EASIER TO DESCRAMBLE THAN A WHOLE ONE!!    HOW ABOUT A FEW GREETS..........    NAAAAAAAA!    TOO BORING!   IF I KNOW YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF GREETED!    ALSO CONSIDER YOURSELF GREETED IF I DON'T KNOW YOU AND YOU ARE NOT THE ALIEN....    THE REST OF THE POMPEY'S CONSIDER THEMSELVES GREETED...     APPOLOGIES FOR ALL THE TYPOS IN THE TEXTS BY FLANNY AND ME RECENTLY, BUT THEY WERE DONE 'EARLY IN THE MORNING, BEFORE THE SUN WAS DAWNING'...ETC...ETC...    ALSO, WHEN I SAID I'D SEE YOU ALL ON 199 I MEANT 299....


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AUTOMATION CD 302   YES, BELIEVE YOUR EYES, AUTOMATION MAKE THEIR RETURN, IN QUITE A BIG WAY...   PLEASE READ --ALL-- THIS SCROLLER (OR AT LEAST THE START!)    AFTER MANY, MANY WEEKS WITH NOTHING FROM YOUR FAVOURITE ST CREW WE RETURN TO GIVE YOU APPROX 30 DISKS IN ONE GO...   (WELL, ABOUT 18 AT THIS TIME WHAT WITH BUG-FIXES AND RE-ORDERING TITLES....  YOU KNOW THE PROBLEMS IF YOU DO THIS TYPE OF THING.....)    WELL, ON TO THE SCROLLTEXT....   (THE SECOND PART WAS TYPED AT THE 'AUTOMATION WEEKEND' IN AUGUST....    BEFORE GIVING YOU THE SCROLLTEXT FOR CD 317 (ABOLISHED VERSION) I WANT TO SAY A FEW QUICK(ISH) WORDS....    1) WILL ALIEN AND THE POMPEY PIRATES PLEASE IGNORE ALL SLAGS ON THESE SIMULTANEOUSLY RELEASED DISKS (UP TO 328-ISH)...  THEY WERE DONE 'OUT OF SEQUENCE' AND WERE --ALL-- COMPLETED --BEFORE-- THE PHONE CALL YOU GAVE ME....    AND 2) HERE IS A LIST OF THE TITLES ON THE DISKS THAT WERE RELEASED ALONG WITH (OR SOON AFTER) THIS ONE....   CD 303: 3 MUSKETEERS, MOTORWAY DEATH....   CD 304: SPACE HARRIER II (MEG), NEXT GENERATION (MEG), FINAL FRONTIER....    CD 305: UNINVITED, RORKES DRIFT, NOVA, SPACE BLOB....   CD 306: TOP BE ON TOP, DYNASTY WARS (PACKER 3), ACE INVADERS....   CD 307: IRON LORD....   CD 308: RUN THE GAUNTLET, TOWER OF BABEL....   CD 309: PUB TRIVIA (PACKER 3), DEJA-VU, POWER STRUGGLE, BOMBER JACK, FIA....   CD 310: HOYLE'S CARDS, ANIMAL KINGDOM....   CD 311: POWER DRIFT, MR DIG, DOG FIGHT, SOLUTIONS....   CD 312: PHOENIX (NOT 1.9 TOS), LOGO, PYRAMEX....   CD 313: FLOOD, THUNDERSTRIKE....   CD 314(A): POLICE QUEST II, IMPERIUM....   CD 314(B): POLICE QUEST II DATA....   CD 315(A): SPACE QUEST III, TANK BATTLE, LIGHT CYCLES....   CD 315(B): SPACE QUEST III DATA....   CD 316: THE LIFT, 20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA, PARABELLUM....   CD 317-319 DO NOT EXIST AT THIS TIME....   CD 320: DOMINATION, BLOCKOUT, DEFENDERS OF THE EARTH, ITALY 1990 WINNERS EDITION....   CD 321: AWAITING A PICTURE (GUESS WHAT OF!)   CD 322: SIM CITY EXTRA (REQUIRES 292), LE MARGOULIN, STRIP POKER DIGI-DATA 3 AND 4....   CD 323(A): CHRONO QUEST (A), ZENITH, ROCKET RACER....   CD 323(B): CHRONO QUEST (B AND C), BOLO, TECHMATE CHESS 1.31....   CD 324: JOURNEY TO THE CENTRE OF THE EARTH, CASCADE DISK 15 (WOW, WHAT A CLASSIC - DON'T MISS THIS ONE!)    CD 325: TASS TIMES IN TONE TOWN, FOOTBALL CRAZY (OH NO! ANOTHER ONE! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!)    CD 326: COMBO RACER, PUNISHER AND A MENU WITH 40K FREE ON THE DISK (HA HA CLOG!)    CD 327: BUREAUCRACY, NEVER MIND (AUTOMATION FLIP THE B-DISK, OH MY GOD! NO, REALY, THERE WERE 320 PLUS FILES ON THE B DISK....)    CD 328: COLORADO, DRIVING FORCE....    ALSO COMING SOON...   TOTAL ANARCHY (TOUGH LUCK WAYNE....)   FIRE AND BRIMSTONE    TUSKER    DRAGON NINJA    STEALTH FIGHTER (WITH SAMPLE)    EXODUS    SOLO   AND MAY OTHERS....  AND YOU ALL THOUGHT WE HAD STOPPED DOING STUFF... I DON'T KNOW....  WHAT A BUNCH OF THICKIES....    AND NOW OVER TO A SCROLLTEXT THAT DUE TO A KNACKERED MENU WOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN USED.....    BUT HERE IT IS IN ALL IT'S GLORY!      TO MY LEFT I CAN SEE LOW LIFE TESTING 325 (GOD KNOWS WHAT IS ON IT) AND TO MY RIGHT VAPOUR IS DESPERATLY TRYING TO REMAP A DEGAS SCREEN BECAUSE THE MENU HAS NO SOUND BARS!    BEHIND ME NEIL IS WAITING TO GO TO SLEEP.... AGAIN.... BUT AT LEAST HE HAS JUST FIXED TO BE ON TOP FOR 1.9 TOS....    NO I HAVE -NEVER- TYPED AN INTERESTING SCROLLER VAPOUR, BUT THEN NEITHER HAVE YOU....    WHO DRANK MY PEPSI?   COME ON, OWN UP!    WHERE IS DACK?  YOU CAN NEVER FIND AN UNLIMITED CRAPTALKER WHEN YOU NEED ONE!     IT IS NOW 26 MINUTES PAST 2 ON SUNDAY MORNING AND I HAVE BEEN AWAKE FOR FAR TOO LONG.....    I WISH I COULD GO TO SLEEP, BUT I WILL BE FORCED TO TYPE ANOTHER BORING TEXT SOONISH........     WHY DOES THIS ST MAKE FUNNY NOISES WHEN YOU SWITCH IT ON?    IT SOUNDS AS BAD AS THE GREAT LORD DI-ET KO-KE'S HARD DISK DRIVE.....    NOW SOD OFF AND LET ME GET SOME SLEEP.......      MUSIC RIPPED BY LOW-LIFE   FONT BY LOW-LIFE   BACKGROUND PLANETSCAPE BY LOW-LIFE   CD 315 (A) KNACKERED BY LOW-LIFE   LOTS MORE MUSIC RIPPED BY LOW-LIFE   MANY, MANY PICTURES DRAWN BY LOW-LIFE   TEXT AND CODE BY DISASTER ZONE.......     QUICKY GREETINGS TO.....   WELL, APART FROM ME, THERE IS ONLY ONE PERSON IN THE WORLD WHO DESERVED A GREET....    AND HE WILL GET LOTS OF THEM HERE....   HELLO TO...   MOB AND MOB AND MOB AND MOB AND MOB AND MOB AND MOB AND MOB AND MOB AND MOB AND MOB AND NOW I DON'T HAVE TO GREET YOU FOR AGES, DO I?    I AM GOING NOW..... 


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AUTOMATION 303      OH, LOOK...  IT'S THAT FONT AGAIN....    WELL, ANOTHER DISK, ANOTHER SCROLLY THINGY TO BANG AWAY AT ON THE KEYBOARD!   (IF WE ALL HATE TYPING THEM SO MUCH, WHY DO WE HAVE THEM ON EVERY DISK?)   OK, GUYS!  LETS CHAT ABOUT...........   TYPING...   TYPING WAS INVENTED BY A TINY LATIN AMERICAN FIELD MOUSE TO PASS THE TIME WHILE WAITING FOR HIS FIELD TO BE DUG UP BY THE LOCAL FARMER. HE TAUGHT HIS CHILDREN TO TYPE AND SOON THE WHOLE VILLIAGE HAD THE SKILL (WHICH IS VERY STRANGE, AS MICE HAVE VERY SMALL HANDS, AND IT MUST BE DIFFICULT TO PRESS THOSE KEYS!)   ANYWAY, SOON FAME OF THIS SKILL SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE AND THEY WERE KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE LAND...    THIS WAS WHEN THE SCROLLTEXT WAS INVENTED.  BASICALLY, THESE MICE DISCOVERED THAT ANY MESSAGE THAT SCROLLS FROM RIGHT TO LEFT, NO MATTER HOW BORING OR DULL, OR STUPID, OR FULL OF SLAGS, OR BADILEY SPILT, OR EVEN A NICE POLITE INTERESTING ONE, WILL BE READ. IT'S IRRESISTABLE!   (GO ON!  JUST ONE MORE CHARACTER!)    ANYWAY, SOON THE MICE WERE RICH AND FAMOUS AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.   THEN THE NASTY 'RATS AND RODENTS' COMMISION CAUGHT ON TO THE IDEA.  TEN MINUTES LATER THEY REALISED THAT THE 'SCROLLER' WAS NOT COPYRIGHTED! (LIKE US, THEY WOULDN'T HAVE CARED IF IT HAD BEEN!)    HA!  LETS DO WHAT THEY DID TO 'MR RUBIK' THEY SAID!   NOW THE WORD IS FULL OF THESE TERRIBLE THINGS, FORCING MANY, MANY PEOPLE TO READ THE UTTER CRAP CONTAINED IN THEM....   AND THIS WAS ANOTHER ONE....


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AUTOMATION CD 304 #     I KNOW THAT WE PROMISED YOU NO MORE ONE MEG GAMES, BUT IT IS VERY DIFFICULT TO GET A GAME THAT ORIGINALLY NEEDED ONE MEG TO RUN IN 512K - THAT IS WHY 'NEXT GENERATION' IS 1 MEG....    AS FOR SPACE HARRIER II....   WELL, NEIL RECONED THAT IT WOULD NEED ABOUT 300 ODD FILES TO MAKE A 512K VERSION, AND WITHOUT FLIPPING THE DATA TO SIDE B THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO DO IT...   NICE ONE HOMEBOY....     THE OTHERS MAY NEED ONE MEG, I AM NOT SURE, BUT THEY ARE CRAP ANYWAY, SO IT DOESN'T MATTER, DOES IT?    BIG MEGAMIGHTY HALLO TO THE ONLY PEEPS WHO SHOULD EVER SEE THIS DISK...   GRODAN AND VAP VAP (FROM SO WATT!)   NEIL OF COR BLIMEY   APPOLLO AND THE GUARDIANS   EGB AND THE SUB HUMANS   THE HOMEBOY   MOB   AND, OF COURSE, THE OTHER UNNAMEABLES...  DACK AND THE STAINLESS STEEL RAT!    WRAP...   


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YO!  AUTOMATION 305    MUSIC BY MAXIMUS MADUS...   FONT BY FLANNY (IRS)    CODE BY LAW....   PICCY FROM AN ANTIC DISK, BUT I LIKED IT SO MUCH I HAD TO USE IT!    AND NOW A QUICK WORD ABOBLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BZZZZZZZZ!  ZSHHHHHH!   CRUHHHH!  SHSHHHHHH! BUZZZZZZZZZZ!  BANGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!   HEY WELCOME PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO AJUST YOUR COMPUTER, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG!!!!!.   WE HAVE TAKEN CONTROL  OVER THIS KEYBOARD AS TO BRING YOU THIS SPECIAL SCROLL!     WE WILL RETURN IT TO YOU AS SOON AS YOU ARE GROOOOOVING!! A WELCOME TO STATION  'W-E-F-U-N-K'  BETTER KNOWN AS 'WE FUNK' OR DEEPER STILL  'THE HOMEBOY CONNECTION' HOME OF THE EXTRATERRESTRIAL BROTHER'S!!!  BUILDER'S OF FUNKEY MUSIC 'P.FUNK' 'UNCUT FUNK' 'THE PUMP!!!!'   THIS IS COMING DIRECTLY FOR YOU FROM THE MOTHERSHIP.  OH! ME, I'M KNOW AS THE LOLLYPOP MAN.(ALAS 'S.T.M!') THE LONG HAIRED SUCKER, MY MOTTO IS............HEY STOP THAT! THIS IS GETTING REALLY SILLY NOW TALK NICELY TO ALL THE PEOPLE OUT THERE IN 'AUTOMATION LAND'   LET THE SHOW BEGIN............. YO! DUDES! THE HOMEBOY IN CONTROL AT LONG LAST. A WHOLE SCROLLER TO MOIR! (THAT MEANS 'MYSELF' FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T SPEEK FROGGY LINGO!)         WELL NOW COMES THE REAL PROBLEM, WHAT THE F..K DO I TYPE IN.          YOU KNOW GUY'S AND GAL'S IT'S ONE THING WANTIN' TO WRITE A SCROLLER, BUT WHEN YOU ACTUALY GET TO DO ONE! WELL THAT'S A DIFFERENT MATTER! HEY!!! DON'T ANY OF YOU OUT THERE DARE PRESS ANY KEYS TO PLAY ANY OF THE BRILLIANT GAMES ON THIS MENU, COS IF YOU DO BEFORE I'VE FINISHED THIS SCROLLER, YOUR COMPUTER WILL BLOW UP!   YOUR MONITOR WILL TURN INTO A TELEVISION! AND WILL ONLY BE ABLE TO RECEIVE CHANNEL 4S WALES (AND BOY! IS THAT CRAP IN IT'S SELF - THE LAW ADDS, MEGA CRAP!) AND YOU WILL SPEND ETERNITY LISTENING TO 'JASON AND KYLEY' SO THINK HARD BEFORE TOUCHING THE KEYBOARD!  'YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!' O.K. THEN LET'S START WITH MUSIX!!  HANDS UP EVERYONE OUT THERE WHO LIKES HEAVY METAL!  (CRAP!)  NOT MANY EH! OK WHAT ABOUT THEN TOP OF CHART POP MUSIK! (EEEHHHHH! I THINK I,M GOING TO THROW UP!) O.K  HANDS DOWN, A FEW OF YOU LIKE THAT SORT OF STUFF! (WELL THAT IS NOT YOUR FAULT ,LACK OF TASTE I GUESS)      O.K. THEN NOW HANDS UP ALL OF YOU OUT THERE WHO LIKE   ' RAP! RAVE! AND HOUSE GROOOOOOVE! '    YER! ACIEEEEED!!!!!!!!!! ACIEEEEEEED!!!!!! YEEEEER!   THAT'S MORE LIKE IT  I CAN HERE THOSE 'BASS BEATS' PUMPIN OUT THERE!!      EVERY BODY SAY HO!!!!!      HO!!!! EVERY BODY  SAY   HO!!!!!!     HO!!!!      HEY! LOOK HERE YOU LONG HAIRED HIPPY! IF YER DON'T LIKE IT THEN 'P..S-OFF!!!!' YER THIS REALLY IS A GROOOOOVY SCROLLER INIT!  O.K  YOU LOT!!   GO OUT IMMEDIATELY AND GO AND BUY THE NEW ALBUM BY 'A TRIBE CALLED QUEST' PEOPLE'S INSTINCTIVE TRAVELS AND THE PATHS OF RHYTHM!!!!!!!! ON JIVE CHIP96!! (C.D. IF POSS)   OK RALPHY THERE YOU GO A NICE PLUG! SO SEND ME LOTS STUFF(PLEASE) BASICALLY BOY'S AND GIRLS ANYTHING RELEASED ON 'ZOMBA OR JIVE' IS WORTH GETTIN!!  YOU KNOW IT!!!!!      NOW FOR MY TOP 10 LIST OF FAVE ALBUMS OUT AT THE MOMENT ............................10...YOUNG M.C 'STONE COLD RHYMIN'..... 9...TOO SHORT 'LIFE IS..'.......8...D.J. JAZZY JEFF AND THE FRESH PRINCE 'AND IN THIS CORNER'........7...PUBLIC ENEMY 'FEAR OF A BLACK PLANET'.........6...3RD BASS 'THE CACTUS ALBUM'.........5... QUEEN LATIFAH 'ALL HAIL THE QUEEN'...........4...JANET JACKSON '1840 THE REMIX'( OUT AT THE END OF JULY! BELIEVE ME THIS IS A HOT ALBUM)........3...SNAP 'WORLD POWER'...........2...SALT 'N' PEPPER 'BLACK MAGIC'...........AND OF COURSE IN NUMBER 1 POSITION..A TRIBE CALLED QUEST 'PEOPLE'S INSTINCTIVE TRAVELS AND THE PATHS OF RHYTHM'(WHAT A TITLE!!!! CHECK THIS OUT IF YOU DARE!) OH! I NEARLY FORGOT TO MENTION THE NEW REMIX OF 'BONITA APPLEBUM' WITH CAROL KING'S BASS BEATS RIP OFF!!!! BRILLLLLLL!!!!! RIGHT NOW FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE TAKEN THE TIME TO READ ALL OF THE FUNKY SCROLLER!..........'GREETING'S TIME'.......O.K. FIRST OF ALL A BIG MEGA THANX TO VAPOUR! THE MAIN MAN BEHIND AUTOMATION(HEY WHAT'S IT LIKE NOT BEING ABLE TO SLEEP THEN? GOO GOO GA GA!!) AND TA! VERY MUCH TO THE LAW! FOR LETTING ME BEAM IN ON THIS SCROLLER!    MORE MEGA HI'S GO TO THE REST OF AUTOMATION!  ...  B.B.C (ANDY THE ARFLING HEY IF YOU DON'T RING ME SOON I'LL BURN YOUR COLLECTION OF NINJA TURTLES TOY'S!!  YOOOOO!!!! TO THE PILOT IS THIS SCROLLER FUNKY ENOUGH FOR YA!!)  ...  SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY ( HEY E.G.B. WHERE'S MY 'GET DOWN' T.SHIRT'S NOTE I WANT 2 IF POSS NICE TALKIN TO YER!  ...  NEIL OF COR BLIMY SORRY ABOUT NOT SENDING YOU ANY C.D'S YET BUT I WILL SOON ! I PROMISE!  ...  THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK (NOT MET YOU GUY'S YET BUT YOUR MENUS ARE GREAT!)  ...  OZZ  ...  SHARAZ JEK  ...  AND NOW THE REST OF MY PERSONAL GREETS.............HI TO ALL YOU FRENCH CREWS! REPLICANTS  ...  THE CAREBEARS  ...  EMPIRE  ...  MCA  ...  ETC KEEP THOSE HACKS COMMIN!!!  ALSO HI TO MY GOOD FRIENDS THE LOST BOYS! GREAT NEW DEMO GUY'S KEEP IT UP (HEY I HOPE THE DISK MAG GOES WELL SAMMY JOE!)  ...  ROBBIE G! (HEY ROB WHERE'S MY F.....G! TAPES)  ...  BILLY BIZ AND MRS MARJ (HEY WHEN YOU GONNA COME AND SEE ME!) ANOTHER S.T. GIRLY!!  ...  ALLAN IN SUFFOLK (WHEN YOU GONNA GET YOUR SELF AN ALAS HACKERLORD STINKS!!!) OH! AND A SMALL HI TO STEVEN THE DORK AND HELDER THE COMPUTER FREAK! (HOW'S THAT ALLAN!!)  ...  MR TREBOR (LOOK YOU FINALY GOT A MENTION ON A MENU! P.S THANX FOR MENACE!)  ...  LISA B (AMPUTATED ANY LEGS LATELY EHHHH! AND I HEARD ABOUT THE CAT!)  ...  MARK DUBOISE (IS YOUR LAST NAME FOR REAL??)  ...  DR PENMAN (MEGA THANX FOR THE EDITOR AND THE HELP WITH MY PILES!! HA! HA!)  ...  EMILY AND RALPH (HAVE FUN IN THE STATES AND DON'T FORGET MY 'LIFE A BEACH' SHORTS)  ...  DEREK M.D.(HOPE TO MEET WHEN I SEE THE PILOT IN SEPTEMBER  ...   AND LAST BUT BY NO MEANS LEAST A MEGA HAGGISY YOOO!!! TO THE JO-BILL CREW (YOU ARE THE BEST SUPPLIERS BY FAR! BUT WHAT ABOUT MY PHONE 'BILLS'!!!!    A MEGA SORRY TO ALL YOU OUT THERE WHO I HAVE FORGOT BUT IF IM ALLOWED TO DO ANOTHER SCROLLER I'LL TRY AND REMEMBER YOU NEXT TIME..............O.K..........AND NOW FOR THE MEGA 'JOKE' .......ME!....... OPPS! NO!.........'WHAT IS ROUND AND GOES UP AND DOWN ON A PIECE OF STRING?????........................A YO!


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HELLO, AND WELCOME TO THE COMPACTION MASTERS 306    I (LAW) HAVE SUB-TITLED THIS DISK....  'NEIL'S RETURN'    NICE WORK NEIL, AND GREAT TO TALK TO YOU AT LAST AFTER ONLY TWO YEARS OF BEING IN THE SAME CREW!    I WILL USE YOUR 'TOWER OF BABEL' AND 'RUN THE GAUNTLET' SOON, OK!     WELL, WELL, WHAT HAVE WE HERE?   COULD IT BE THE 'POMPEY PACKER 1.5'?    YES, I THINK SO!  OH, WHAT A PITY I HAVE JUST SPREAD IT ALL OVER THE COUNTRY....   HA!  REVENGE.PRG IS OUT!   NOW THOSE SCUMMY GITS CAN GET A TASTE OF THEIR (NOTE THE SPELLING) OWN SPITTLE!    AND NOW SOME PACKER COMPARISONS....   I TOOK A 75666 BYTE MENU FILE AND PACKED IT WITH...   AUTOMATION 2.5     POMPEY PACKER 1.5    AND AUTOMATION PACKER 3.0      HERE ARE THE RESULTS....    AUTOMATION 2.5....    SIZE:   24030 BYTES   TIME: APPROX 10 MINUTES....     (NOT BAD)    POMPEY PACKER 1.5....    SIZE:   23148 BYTES   TIME: APPROX 36 MINUTES....     (SLOOOOW)    AUTOMATION 3.0....    SIZE:   23270 BYTES   TIME: APPROX 1.5 MINUTES....     (HOW BLOODY FAST?!?)    AS YOU CAN SEE, PACKER 3.0 WAS STILL SLIGHTLY LARGER THAN PP 1.5, BUT THEN IT DID DO THE FILE IN UNDER TWO MINUTES FLAT....    SUCK ON THAT ONE ALIEN!  WE AIN'T WAITING 3 HOURS FOR A DISK TO PACK ANY MORE....     ANOTHER EXAMPLE....  I PACKED 'DYNASTY WARS' WITH 2.5 TO 380K IN 2 1/2 HOURS....   I THEN RE PACKED IT WITH 3.0 TO 333K IN 10 MINUTES....    QUITE A PERFORMANCE ENHANCER, DONT YOU THINK?     ENOUGH CRAPTALK, LET'S DO IT AGAIN! 


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HELLO, AND WELCOME TO THE COMPACTION MASTERS 306    I (LAW) HAVE SUB-TITLED THIS DISK....  'NEIL'S RETURN'    NICE WORK NEIL, AND GREAT TO TALK TO YOU AT LAST AFTER ONLY TWO YEARS OF BEING IN THE SAME CREW!    I WILL USE YOUR 'TOWER OF BABEL' AND 'RUN THE GAUNTLET' SOON, OK!     WELL, WELL, WHAT HAVE WE HERE?   COULD IT BE THE 'POMPEY PACKER 1.5'?    YES, I THINK SO!  OH, WHAT A PITY I HAVE JUST SPREAD IT ALL OVER THE COUNTRY....   HA!  REVENGE.PRG IS OUT!   NOW THOSE SCUMMY GITS CAN GET A TASTE OF THEIR (NOTE THE SPELLING) OWN SPITTLE!    AND NOW SOME PACKER COMPARISONS....   I TOOK A 75666 BYTE MENU FILE AND PACKED IT WITH...   AUTOMATION 2.5     POMPEY PACKER 1.5    AND AUTOMATION PACKER 3.0      HERE ARE THE RESULTS....    AUTOMATION 2.5....    SIZE:   24030 BYTES   TIME: APPROX 10 MINUTES....     (NOT BAD)    POMPEY PACKER 1.5....    SIZE:   23148 BYTES   TIME: APPROX 36 MINUTES....     (SLOOOOW)    AUTOMATION 3.0....    SIZE:   23270 BYTES   TIME: APPROX 1.5 MINUTES....     (HOW BLOODY FAST?!?)    AS YOU CAN SEE, PACKER 3.0 WAS STILL SLIGHTLY LARGER THAN PP 1.5, BUT THEN IT DID DO THE FILE IN UNDER TWO MINUTES FLAT....    SUCK ON THAT ONE ALIEN!  WE AIN'T WAITING 3 HOURS FOR A DISK TO PACK ANY MORE....     ANOTHER EXAMPLE....  I PACKED 'DYNASTY WARS' WITH 2.5 TO 380K IN 2 1/2 HOURS....   I THEN RE PACKED IT WITH 3.0 TO 333K IN 10 MINUTES....    QUITE A PERFORMANCE ENHANCER, DONT YOU THINK?     ENOUGH CRAPTALK, LET'S DO IT AGAIN! 


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AUTOMATION CD 308 BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LAW.....    BOTH THESE GAMES WERE HACKED AND PACKED INTO FILES BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY NOT ARF....     GREAT WORK YET AGAIN, NEIL!  I AM GREATLY LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING YOU AT THE AUTOMATION WEEKEND IN AUGUST!    IN FRONT OF ME AT THIS VERY MOMENT IS A PILE OF DISKS THAT MOB HAS SENT ME (YES, I DID SAY ANY OLD CRAP!) SO I SUPPOSE I SHOULD LOOK AT THESE SOON. I ALSO HAVE ..FIRE.. TO DO. I HAVE GOT QUITE A LONG WAY INTO THIS ONE SO MAYBE I SHALL FINISH IT OFF TONIGHT!  YET ANOTHER BOOT GAME INTO FILES BY AUTOMATION...    YO! F.O.F.    HOW ABOUT A DIFFERENT MENU THEN....   DONT YOU THINK 28 IS PUSHING IT A BIT FOR ONE PIECE OF CODE....     GREETS TIME........   HYPER HI TO...   VAPOUR (THE MAN WITH THREE HEADS)   APPOLLO   SUB HUMANS   COR BLIMEY NOT ARF   AND THE OFFICIAL GAME TESTERS....   ULTRAQUICK MOB AND THE MEGAMIGHTY HOMEBOY!    NOW FOR THE WRAP......       PS.  LOST BOYS MAGGIE IS GREAT........   HOPE IT GOES WELL, GUYS! 


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AUTOMATION 308 VERSION 2              AUTOMATION 308 VERSION 2              ANOTHER RE RELEASED AUTOMATION MENU,       THIS TIME WITH TOWER OF BABEL FIXED.      NEIL MISSED ONE LAST CHECKSUM,,,,,,,,THANKS TO SQUID FOR SPOTTING THIS YEARS AGO!   MENU CODED BY THE LAW OF AUTOMATION     MENU PICTURE BY THE CMT     FONT BY XERUD     ADDITIONAL CODING BY GRAZEY      MUSIC BY DUBMOOD ENTITLED   MR DEAHS OMEGA ILLUSION      MENU COMPILED BY GRAZEY.         BOTH CRACKS BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY NOT ARF!                                OK VERY BRIEF GREETINGS TO,,,,,,,,,    THE REST OF THE ACTIVE AUTOMATION AND D BUG MEMBERS STILL AROUND,,,,,,,, THE LAW. OZZWALD. XERUD. SSR. DACK. COL. MARL. ASYLUM. FLANNY. EGB. ARN. ANDY,         TSCC. RG (ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?).   ACTIV8. KARADOC. GWEM. GGN. DMA SC. DHS. PARANOIA. ALIVE. LINEOUT. JAKE OF DEPRESSION. YES CREW. RAZOR 1911. OZK. DUBMOOD. SECTOR ONE. TUC. TORMENT. MJJ PROD. GT TURBO. MIKRO AND TINKER,                WRAP TIME    AUGUST 2007   


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AUTOMATION MENU 309.....    THIS FONT IS GETTING AROUND A BIT NOW, SO I SUPPOSE IT IS ABOUT TIME IT RETIRED....   OK, WELL MAYBE A FEW MORE THINGS WITH IT THEN. C'MON XERUD, WHERE'S MY NEW ONE?   RIGHT, THE TIME NOW IS 12:50 AM, MONDAY 16TH OF JULY, AND I AM SITTING AT THIS HERE KEYBOARD WONDERING WHAT TO TYPE....    THE MUSIC WAS INCLUDED JUST FOR APPOLLO 'COS HE LOVES THIS TUNE (SO DO I)     THE FONT WAS INSERTED JUST FOR IGNITOR 'COS HE HATES IT (SO DO I)     THE CHEAP-N-NASTY STARFIELD WAS INCLUDED JUST FOR NEIL.E 'COS HE SAID NO-ONE HAD DONE A RANDOM ONE YET     THE TEXT WAS TYPED BY LAW 'COS HE WAS IN A GENEROUS MOOD AND WANTED YOU ALL TO HAVE SOMETHING TO READ....     THE DISK WAS ALSO PUT TOGETHER BY LAW, AND WHAT FUN I HAD TOO!     NOW WHAT......      HOW ABOUT SPREADING THE GREETS ABOUT THIS SCROLL, AS WE DID MANY, MANY DISKS BACK......    HI VAPOUR...    OK. I WAS JUST LOOKING THROUGH MY BLANK BOX AND I FOUND A DISK WITH 'ALF MEGA DEMO' ON IT.  NOW BEING A DEMO COLLECTOR MYSELF I CANNOT SEE WHAT IN THE WORLD IT IS DOING IN THERE. ALSO, I CANNOT REMEMBER AT ALL HOW I GOT A COPY. IN FACT, I ALMOST DIDN'T. IF IT WASN'T FOR THE FACT THAT I BOOT STUFF UP BEFORE FORMATTING THEM, I WOULDN'T. COME ON. OWN UP. WHO SENT ME A COPY OF THIS GREAT DEMO. I HAVE NO IDEA, AND WOULD BE VERY INTERESTED TO FIND OUT.  MAYBE I SHOULD TIDY UP MY DISKS AND RE-ORGANISE MY POSTAL-OUTPUT-SEMI-AUTOMATIC-PARCEL-DELIVERY-CONSOLE!          WHAT?         DON'T MIND ME, I'M JUST TALKING CRAP AGAIN!       OH, YES, BY THE WAY, YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE THIS DISK......    GO AWAY AND FORMAT IT YOU DIRTY LITTLE PIRATE.      WHY SHOULD YOU NOT HAVE THIS DISK?       WELL, AUTOMATION ARE            D E A D            (AND YOU WERE SILLY ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THE RUMOURS, SILLY LITTLE KIDDIES! - ALL YOU NOW HAVE TO DO IS GET THE OTHER 49 DISKS THAT WERE SIMULTANEOUSLY RELEASED ALONG WITH THIS ONE TO MARK OUR RETURN, MINUS THE BBC (GOOD LUCK GOING IT ALONE, GUYS!)    LET IT BE KNOWN THAT WE ARE BACK!)        HO HUM....   HI ANDY/PILOT......      YO! COL! HAN I HAVE THE KEYDISK VALUE FOR THE NEXT ROB.N DECODE, PLEASE?  IT DOES HELP, HONEST!     HI EGB/S.S. RAT     COMING SOON (BUT DON'T COUNT ON IT!)....     ALL THE MACVENTURES IN 512K....   HI APPOLLO....    FLOOD....   HI NEIL OF CB....    BLUE ANGELS....    HI SHARAZ/AXE....    PLUS OTHER ASSORTED CRAPPY TITLES WRITTEN IN THE WORST THING IMAGINABLE....    STOS (QUICK GET A BUCKET, I THINK I'M GONNA PUKE!  I WOULD TELL YOU WHAT I THINK STOS STANDS FOR, BUT WE 'AIN'T GONNA SWEAR ON THIS SCROLLER!)    HI MOB AND HOMEBOY....    WELL THAT IS ENOUGH, PLEASE NOTE THAT I HAVE LEFT ROOM ON HERE FOR SOME DEJA-VU SAVE GAMES....     TIME NOW:   1:03 AM....    WRAP...   


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AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 310...    WOW! ANOTHER ONE THAT DOES NOT EXIST.  BOY, WE ARE SO CLEVER WE ARE STILL RELEASING DISKS EVEN AFTER OUR DEATH!    THE TROUBLE WITH THIS SCROLLER (APART FROM WRECKING YOU EYESIGHT BY ITS SPEED) IS THAT I HAVE TO TYPE A LOT, OR IT FINISHES TOO QUICK!    HO HUM!   I COULD DO THE GREETINGS, BUT I WON'T!       NEWSFLASH.... POMPEY PACKER IS EVERYWHERE...   ALIEN IS REPORTED TO HAVE COMMITED SUICIDE FROM SHAME...     JPM HAS MOVED HOUSE, MUCH TO THE ANNOYANCE OF THE NEW RESIDENTS WHO ARE GETTING HIS PHONE CALLS...   RUMOUR HAS IT THEY HAVE CALLED THE COPS....   SO DONT PHONE JPM AT HIS OLD NUMBER ANY MORE...     (BETTER STILL, DONT CALL HIM AT ALL!)       OK, SO MAYBE I SHOULD GREET SOME PEOPLE...   AH, WELL. IF I MUST. GREETINGS TO....   THE POMPEY PIRATES (NO, SORRY, ONLY JOKING, BAD BREATH TO THE PUMPING PRICKS!)   GREETINS (NORMAL, SANE, ONES!)   JPM (THANKS FOR THE PACKER!)  MOB  MAL  HOMEBOY  IAN.C  WAYNE  MERLIN  TUCKER (IRS BAAAA!)  PURSEY  THE CMT  FLANNY (IRS BAAAA!)  ALL REPLICANTS WHO LIVE OUTSIDE BRITAIN  THE CAREBEARS  THE UNION  HOTLINE  AND THE BAD BREW CREW...   I AGREE WITH VAP...   BLAST THE PUMPING PIPESUCKERS INTO OBLIVION...   THEY AINT EVEN IN YOUR LEAGUE, ANDY!    AH, WELL, MAYBE I WON'T TYPE MUCH AND I'LL DO THE WRAP.....    


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  THANKS TO STEVE.C FOR THE ORIGINAL OF POWERDRIFT. DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THE GLICHE WHICH APPEARS OCCASIONALLY.  IT WAS THE BEST I COULD DO AT THE TIME. POWER DRIFT WAS SUCH A DIFFICULT ONE TO GET RUNNING AS A FILE LOADED GAME THAT I HAVE SATISFIED MYSELF WITH THIS VERSION. I DID NOT LIKE CRAPTIVISIONS RAM DISK SO I WROTE MY OWN INTO THIS GAME. I DO NOT WISH TO BORE PEOPLE WITH A LENGTHY EXPLANATION ON WHY I FOUND THIS GAME DIFFICULT TO GET RUNNING. THE BEST THING TO DO IS TO TRY IT YOURSELF......  THE PROTECTION IS EASY TO CRACK...  THE LOADER IN THE GAME IS CRAP AND IT IS A PAIN TO GET DATA FROM SIDE 2 OF THE ORIGINAL DISKS... AND WELL GETTING THE THING RUNNING WITH ITS OWN CODE WAS VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE SO I MADE MY OWN CHANGES AND FORCED THE SUCKER TO WORK. TRY ENTERING SUPERVISOR MODE... CHANGE SR TO 300 HEX AND TRY AND RUN SOME OTHER CODE... FROM A DESKTOP FILE THE ST FREEZES BUT FROM A BOOT DISK THIS CODE IS PERFECTLY LEGIT!......     MANY THANKS TO THE UN-NAMEABLE ONE FOR THIS CODE. PLEASE SEND LOADS MORE INTROS....   OH YEAH!  I FIXED YOUR CODE FOR THE STE AND I SHALL FORWARD THIS SOURCE TO YOU SHORTLY....  QUICK GREETS GO TO MOB   DEREK MD   MIKE OF HOTLINE    DRAXS    PETE.W     IAN.C FOR THIS NICE PIC  AND THE ALL TIME GREAT REPLICANTS AND CAREBEARS     SEE YOU ON ANOTHER MENU...  BYE.... VAPOUR.....  ALMOST FORGOT!  THANKS TO MONTY FOR THE ADVENTURE SOLUTIONS AND HI TO BIG EDDIE AND DAL SNUFFS!!!!!!            WELL.......        WHAT DO YOU THINK OF IT............           I WAS A BIT PISSED OFF FROM CODING MY NEW GAME SO I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD WRITE A MENU INTRO FOR YAH.............            I HOPE YOU LIKE IT..............          ALL THE SOURCE CODE AND GRAFIX ARE ON THE DISK SO IF YOU WANT TO USE THIS INTRO THEN IT WILL BE EASY TO MODIFY FOR LOADING YOUR PROGRAMS............            IF I GET ANY MORE TIME OFF FROM PROGRAMMING, I MAY WRITE SOME MORE INTROS FOR YAH..........                IF YOU DO USE IT AND WANT TO GREET ME, THEN SAY HI TO    THE UN-NAMEABLE ONE ..........        YEAH IT IS A WANK PSEUDONYM BUT I CANT THINK OF OUGHT ELSE................         IF THE SOFTWARE HOUSES I AM CURRENTLY WRITING FOR FIND OUT ABOUT THIS I WILL HAVE MY BOLLOCKS CRUSHED, SO MUMS THE WORD, OK.............         OH YEAH, PRESS F1-F10 FOR THE MUKAZ............               WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!! 


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AUTOMATION CD 312 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ARE YOU BORED YET ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? WRAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ  . . . . . . . .   


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AUTOMATION - THE NEXT GENERATION   PRESENT    COMPACT DISK 313....     THANKS GO TO THE UN-NAMEABLE ONE FOR THIS CODE....       AND THANKS TO IAN.C FOR THE PICTURE..  SORRY I COULDNT USE THE ONE THAT GOES WITH IT, IAN.   THIS MENU WAS COMPILED BY DISASTER ZONE USING MY VERSION OF FLOOD, ALONG WITH A VERSION OF THUNDERSTRIKE ALSO DONE BY ME -WHAT A CLEVER SOD I AM!-   I HOPE YOU LIKE THEM BOTH....      THERE IS A DOC FILE FOR FLOOD ON THIS DISK, BUT YOU CANT GET TO IT FROM HERE BECAUSE FLOOD IS IN THE AUTO FOLDER.....    GREETINGS TO...   THE ONE AND ONLY CAREBEARS....   THE ONE AND ONLY REPLICANTS....   THE ONE AND ONLY EX-AUTOMATION 1.0....   SERWER-SOFT....   THE UNION....   MANTRONIX....   THE MEDWAY BOY....   THE OVERLANDERS....   AND ALL OTHER GOOD CREWS AND CONTACTS....    MEGA-DROP-DEAD TO....  GUESS.....   YUP....  TEN OUT OF TEN...    ALIEN, OR IS IS ALAMEIEN OR ALOON, DAMION....  OOOPS, GOT YOUR NAME FROM SOMEWHERE....  HOPE YOUR TEL. NUMBER IS NEXT.....    ALSO MEGA-DIE TO THE BLOKE IN GWENT....  I HEAR YOUR ROBIN RELIANT WAS GIVING TROUBLE LATELY....   MAYBE ITS DRUNK FROM BEING OUTSIDE THE PUB ALL THE TIME....    LET THIS JERK BE AN EXAMPLE FOR YOU ALL AS TO WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE WHO TRY TO RIP US OFF....   THERE SHOULD BE AN UPDATED CD LIST COMING SOON, MAYBE ON 325....    ANYWAY, I WILL NOW REPEAT WHAT LITTLE I HAVE TYPED....   


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BLOODY HELL, THIS IS HARD TO READ, INNIT?     PLUS AND MINUS CONTROL THE SPEED....      AUTOMATION PRESENT THEIR NEXT CD...   PLEASE NOTE THAT YOU WILL REQUIRE CD 314 (B) IN ORDER TO PLAY POLICE QUEST II (AXE THE AMAZING DOES IT AGAIN!)    WELL, I (DISASTER ZONE), AM SITTING HERE AT G.O.L. HEADQUARTERS EXACTLY ONE WEEK BEFORE THE REST OF AUTOMATION ARIVE, AND BOY AM I LOOKING FORWARD TO IT!    MEMBERS PRESENT WILL BE...   WELL, I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW YET, AS LIKE ALL OTHER COMPUTER RELATED EXCURSIONS IT IS GOING TO BE A LAST MINUTE COCK UP!    ANYWAY, FUN FOR ANYONE WHO DOES TURN UP, I'M SURE!      WHAT CAN I TYPE NOW....     COMING SOON (OR PAST) TO A CD NEAR YOU AS LONG AS IT'S AN AUTOMATION ONE.....     SPACE QUEST III....  TANK BATTLE....  LIGHT CYCLES....  THE LIFT....  20000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA....  PARABELLUM....  PHOENIX....  LOGO....  PYRAMEX....  THEME PARK MYSTERY....  AND COBRA II (AT LAST!)    THERE IS PROBABLY MORE, BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER ALL THIS ON MY OWN....   I THINK I SHALL WAIT FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO TAKE OVER THE KEYBOARD NOW......         (SCROOGE HAS JUST WALKED INTO THE ROOM!)     HI! IT'S SCROOGE AGAIN, JUST POPPING ROUND TO SAY I'M OFF TO SPAIN, SO I WON'T BE AT THE AUTOMATION MEETING....   NEVER MIND, I'LL BE THINKING OF YOU GUYS WHEN I'M DECKED OUT ON THE BEACH!    BYE BYE.......    WHO'S NEXT?     YO BOTCH IT IS HERE AT LAST MY FIRST SCOLLTEXT YEAH WHAT AN HONOUR OR SHOULD THAT BE WHAT A PAIN IN THE BACKSIDE WELL I HAVE LOTS OF WORK TO DO SO THIS IS GOING TO BE SHORT AND SWEET THERE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD CHANCE THAT F29 RETALIATOR IS GOING TO APPEAR AT A (HE HAS JUST GONE TO TAPE STAR TREK OFF SKY TV, SO I WILL TYPE THIS BRACKET!) TV IN FRONT OF YOU WELL OUR OFFICIAL OUTLET IN THE USA WILL SOON BE ALL ARRANGED AND THEN WE WILL BE CONTINATIONAL-MULTI-TASKING-PIRATE-COMPANY-DESTROY-THE-POMPEYS-    WELL THAT'S THE EGO TRIP OVER WITH AND NOT EVEN A VAPOUR IN SIGHT (YET!!!)    NOW BACK DOWN TO EARTH AND ON WITH OUR TASKS IF ANY ONE HAS ANY CONSTRUCTIVE SUGGESTIONS THEN CONTACT US (WE ALREADY KNOW ALL THE ALIEN ONES!) GREETS TIME       MEGA GREETS TO EVERYONE WHO COLLECTS OUR DISKS AND FORMATS THE POMPEY DISKS FOR BLANKS (THEY'RE MORE ENTERTAINING THAT WAY - BUT FOR COMPLETE STERILIZATION - BURN 'EM!!!)   THE CREDITS FOR THIS INTRO ARE AS FOLLOWS . . . . . .UNDERLAY LOGO BY SPAZ OF THE LOST BOYS....    OVERLAY CRAPFONT BY XERUD (DRAW ME SOME BACKDROPS IN EIGHT COLOURS AND A NEW FONT PLEEEEEEEEEZE!!!!!!!!)   MUSIC BY MAX THE HAIRY HIPPLE....   OH, YES, AND CODE BY ME (DISASTER ZONE!)     NOW SOD OFF THE LOT OF YOU!


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AUTOMATION CD 314(B) USING -T-H-E--F-O-N-T- AGAIN!    PRESS WHATEVER YOU WANT 'COS YOU CAN'T QUIT OR RUN ANYTHING FROM HERE....    ONLY 14K FREE ON DISK, SO I'LL STOP HERE......   




  
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Re: Scrollers project! 315-326
Reply #31 - 29.09.09 at 19:23:45
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AUTOMATION ARE PROUD TO PRESENT   COMPACT MENU THREE ONE FIVE  PART A   � OPTIONS -1- SPACE QUEST III  -2- TANK BATTLE  -3-LIGHT CYCLES  -0- TOGGLE HZ   THIS MENU WAS CODED BY  NEIL OF CB     MUSIC RIPPED BY  LOW LIFE   � MENU PUT TOGETHER BY  LOW LIFE     NO GREETS NO SLAGGINGS AT LEAST NOT IN THIS SCROLLER TRY THE OTHER ONE ON THREE ONE FIVE  LETS WRAZ!    HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE OVERLANDERS - THE EMPIRE - THE STARKS - DELIGHT - MCA - SEWER SOFTWARE - MOB - PURSY - IAN.C - MONTY - LEELEE - OBERJE - THE LOST BOYS. . . OK! NOW IT IS JOKE TIME!    THE ALIEN      HAW HAW HAW HAW!   RAZZZZZZZZPPPPPPP!      BYE BYE!   


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AUTOMATION ARE PROUD TO PRESENT  ˙ COMPACT MENU THREE ONE FIVE  PART B   OPTIONS  -1- SPACE QUEST III  DISK TWO  -0- TOGGLE HZ   THIS MENU WAS CODED BY  NEIL OF CB     MUSIC RIPPED BY  LOW LIFE   MENU PUT TOGETHER BY  LOW LIFE    NO GREETS NO SLAGGINGS AT LEAST NOT IN THIS SCROLLER TRY THE OTHER ONE ON THREE ONE FIVE A    LETS WRAZ!  ˙˙WHY ARE YOU READING THIS  . . . . . . . . . BOOT UP DISK A AND PLAY THE GAMES . . . . .


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AUTOMATION CD 316....   THIS TIME, INSTEAD OF NEW STUFF, WE BRING YOU YET ANOTHER DISK SAVER...   WHIP OUT YOUR OLD DISKS AND SEARCH FOR THESE THREE, THEN JUNK 'EM!    WE ARE THE BEST AND MOST OF THE REST AT THE SAME TIME SO YOU SEE WE DON'T HAVE ANY COMPETITION!     YO!  CLOGGY!  NOW THAT THE 'OLD' AUTOMATION HAVE GONE, WHY NOT DUMP THAT CRAP CALLED 'CORPORATION' (NO OFFENCE, SEWER!) AND JOIN AUTOMATION?    THIS IS A SERIOUS OFFER!   GET IN TOUCH WITH US IF YOU ARE INTERESTED!    THIS ALSO APPLIES TO ANY OTHER ---GOOD--- GROUP/PERSON......   THE ONLY REQUIREMENT IS THAT YOU HAVE TO BE AN ALIPHLEGM HATER!     WRAP   


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AUTOMATION PRESENT CD 317 -  PRESS ONE FOR TOTAL ANARCHY BY THE STOS PROGRAMMER WAYNE SMITHSON.   PRESS TWO FOR EXODUS BY THE CODE AND GRAFIX STEALING BUDGIE UK.   PLEASE COPY ALL SECTORS OF THIS DISK OTHERWISE THE TOTAL ANARCHY SCORE TABLE WILL PROCESS CORRUPTION.    THIS DISK SHOULD BE COPIED 82 TRACKS 10 SECTORS 2 SIDES ALL SECTORS.   HI MY NAME IS DICK AND I READ POMPEY PUFFS SCROLLERS.       DO NOT BE A DICK!  SAY THAT YOU READ THE BEST INFO IN AUTOMATION SCROLLTEXTS.   HI THERE FOLKS!     WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS SCROLLER THEN?     IT'S PRETTY HARD TO READ ISN'T IT!     IN FACT, I'D SAY IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO READ!     I'M NOT GOING TO TYPE MUCH TEXT FOR THIS SCROLLER 'COZ IT WOULD BE A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME SO LET'S END HERE.....                     COPY THIS DISK EIGHTY TWO TRACKS TEN SECTORS TWO SIDES AND ALL SECTORS OTHERWISE THE HIGH SCORE TABLE WILL NOT BE COPIED AND YOU WILL END UP WITH CORRUPTION FOR THE HIGH SCORE SCREEN. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.  GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS   THE EMPIRE   MOB   LEELEE   OBERJE   THE UNNAMEABLE ONE    EDITMAN   DEREK MD    PETE WILSON   PURSY   IAN C   MIKE OF HOTLINE       


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  A U T O M A T I O N    C D 3 1 8 . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  VAPOUR INSIDER SLATINGS GO TO THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE FOR STARTING TO PACK GAMES AND NOT FINISHING THEM!    HERE GOES GUYS AND DO NOT TAKE IT PERSONALLY JUST GO BACK AND FINISH THE SUCKERS OFF!!!!       MEGA SLATINGS TO NEIL OF COR BLIMEY FOR THE UNFINISHED IVANHOE - TIME SOLDIERS - CHAMBERS OF SHAOLIN - GHOSTBUSTERS 2 - ROBOT MONSTERS -  AND PROJECTILE.   TO THE LAW FOR ROTOX AND THE I WILL DO THEM F19 - F29 AND FIGHTER BOMBER - WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY LAWRENCE?     TO SHAREZ JEK FOR FIGHTER BOMBER AND NEW ZEALAND STORY - ARE YOU STILL ALIVE? COME ON ANDREW LETS HAVE SOME PACKS.     TO ANDY THE ARFLING FOR THE UNFINISHED NEW ZEALAND STORY.      TO GOL FOR THE UNFINISHED FIENDISH FREDDY AND THEME PARK MYSTERY.     AND TO THE MEGA SLOW LEAST PRODUCTIVE SCOTTISH AUTOMATION MEMBERS. GET OFF YOUR BUTTS GUYS.   THE LESSON HERE IS DO WHAT YOU SAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO AND GET IT DONE QUICKLY!     THIS IS NOT REALLY A SLAGGING BUT MERELY A BOOT UP THY RECTUM. OTHER GROUPS HAVE RELEASED HALF OF THESE TITLES ON THEIR MENUS AND YOU GUYS HAD THESE TITLES WHEN THEY WERE FAIRLY NEW.   NOW THEY ARE OLD AND NO ONE WILL WANT THEM BY THE TIME YOU LOT FINISH THEM.  GET THEM DONE THEM PACK THE NEWEST TITLES YOU HAVE AND DO NOT SIT AROUND GETTING FAT.         WHAT A BITCH!    YO BOYS !   

DAVE-LOST PRESENTS 2ND INTRO FOR AN AUTOMATION CD!  IN FACT I MUST SAY I ENCOUNTERED SOME LITTLES PROBLEMS WHILE MAKING THIS INTRO : GRAPHIX ( MAD STALKER IS LAZY !!!! ), COLOURS CHOICE (FOR THE RASTERS AND FOR THE 2 BOARDS), THIS FUCKING SEKA  CRASHED, AND MAD STALKER WITH HIS BORING MTV...  AAARG !!  IT'S DIFFICULT FOR -ME- WITH THIS GRAPH/SWAPPER (I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT MAD STALKER    THE ROUTINE FOR THE 2 BOARDS SCROLLERS WAS QUITE DIFFICULT : FOUR BIT-PLANE 'N' 32 COLOURS (NO RASTERS !)    SORRY VAPOUR I HAVE NO TIME FOR THE LOADER-ROUTINE.... IN FACT I'M WAITING FOR YOUR LOADER (MAD STALKER TOLD ME 'BOUT IT)     THE MUSIC IS FROM THE BEST IN THE WORLD IN MUSAK : MAD MAX !!!  (WHO ELSE?) OK !    NOW MY PERSONNAL GREETINGS GO TO : ALL MEMBERS FROM THE STARKS ( MAD STALKER, STACCATTO : NICE GRAPHIX  TANKS ! ).  HYPER GIGA SUPER SPACE CHAMPIONSHIP  HYPRA GREETINGS TO : VAPOUR, MAD MAX, DR.SATAN (I WOULD LIKE YOUR AMIGA SOUND TRACKER FOR ATARI ST !!!!), SPEED DEMON, ANGEL FACE, YODA, DEMONIAK, ARIOCH, ZX-81 (NICE INTRO IN GFA), FISHERMAN, LAURENT.T, MAD VISION ( THE MAN IN THE MOUNTAIN ),MAXI (NICE CRACK FOR KICK OFF 2 !!), ELWOOD, SNAKE, BAD BOY, SKYHAWK (ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?), TRB,...    OK !  LET'S WRAP NOW !!   BYE BYE ! DAVE-LOST (16/07/90)   

AUTOMATION PACKS BETTER... THE STARKS SWAP FASTER !           HELLO EVERYONE,MOB HERE AT THE KEYBOARD I HAVE JUST BEEN READING  POMPEI PUFFS MENU 45 AND TO SAY THE LEAST I AM JUST A BIT ANNOYED AT THEIR STATEMENTS CONCERNING ME.FIRST OF ALL I AM NOT A JERK AS THE DEFINITION OF A JERK IS A PERSON (SORRY THAT SHOULD BE WANKER) WHO IS ASSOCIATED WITH (EXCLUDING THE MEDWAY BOYS) OR BELONGING TO THE POMPEY WANKERS.IT IS TRUE THAT I GAVE DES A RING  BUT ONLY BECAUSE I FELT SORRY FOR HIM AS HE AND ALIEN HAD SPENT THE BEST PART OF A WEEK TRYING TO BULLY MY PHONE NUMBER OUT OF THE BBC AND DEREK MD WHICH WAS ALL TO NO AVAIL (THANKS MATES).INCIDENTALLY IT WAS AT THIS POINT IN TIME THAT GUIDO (THE POMPEI PUFFS ARSE LICKER) THREATENED TO KICK ANDY THE ARFLINGS HEAD IN.SO MUCH FOR THE NICE GUY IMAGE.HEY ALIEN ALTHOUGH I AM GLAD YOU APOLOGIZED TO THE LAW IN REGARD TO THE CLOUD KINGDOMS CONTROVERSY IS IT NOT ABOUT TIME YOU APOLOGIZED PUBLICALLY ON A MENU? IT DID NOT TAKE THE LAW 5 DAYS TO CRACK DAMOCLES ONLY 3 HOURS . YOUR RECENT MENUS ARE A JOKE AS TO BE EXPECTED THE GAMES ARE NOT IN FILES AND AS FOR HAVING JUST ONE GAME ON A DISK IE ROTOX IT IS PATHETIC AND TO CAP IT ALL ITS NOT EVEN PACKED!!!! ALL YOUR SO CALLED MENUS ARE BASICALLY SINGLE DISK CRACKS WITH THE WORD MENU ATTACHED TO THEM. BOY AM I GLAD THAT AUTOMATION ARE HERE TO SHOW PEOPLE WHAT QUALITY CDS ARE. BY THE WAY EVERYONE THE STAINLESS STEEL RAT HAD FINISHED A ONE DISK VERSION OF IRONLORD OVER A WEEK BEFORE THE MEDWAY VERSION CAME OUT AND THE ONLY REASON CLOG COULD MAKE IRON LORD SO SMALL WAS THAT EGB GAVE HIM CHUNKY PACKER AND ULTRALOAD 3!!!!!! OH DEAR IT IS THE GREETINGS MEGA GREETS GO TO VAPOUR (THE BEST HACKER AND PACKER ON THE ST) THE LAW EGB SSR NEIL (HAVE YOU WOKEN UP YET?) AND THE REST OF AUTOMATION DEREK MD (THANKS A BUNDLE FOR ALL THE SOFTWARE AND HAVE YOU HAD ANY BULGARIAN WINE RECENTLY!!!!!) THE BBC (FOR BEING A GREAT LAUGH IN FRANCE)   HAL (THE GUY WHO EATS DEREK MD OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME!) ANDY CAPTAIN NAPALM AND KARL THE KAMEL LEELEE THE UN-NAMEABLE ONE ROB ANGELS OF MERCY (SORRY ABOUT THE LONG DELAY).   

HI GIRLS (AND OTHER SEXES!).  MAD STALKER HERE (AND THERE, AND EVERYWHERE!). I LOVE U  SINEAD O'I-DON'T-KNOW-WHAT... (IL EST BOURRE OU QUOI?) IN FACT I'M WATCHING (AND LISTENING) MTV... AND DAVE-LOST IS CRYING BEHIND ME 'CAUSE HE GET BORED OF GOOD MUSIC. I MUST SAY THE (M)TV IS ON25 HOURS A DAY (BUT HOW THEY DO IN THE STARKS?). WHAT'S 'BOUT  HAVING SOME GREETINGS?   OK, HERE THEY ARE: HI TO THE  OTHER MEMBERS OF THE STARKS WHO ARE: DAVE-LOST (NO, I WON'T BREAK YOUR ST KEYBOARD!), FISHERMAN, BOOSTER, STAGER, SPINFINITY (WHAT'S 'BOUT YOUR IMAGES? I'M WAITING FOR...), STACCATTO (THE SHOW GOES ON, DON'T FORGET IT!), PHILL-STRAITS (STILL IN THE STARKS?) SOME OTHER GREETS GO TO: AUTOMATION (ESP. VAPOUR), SEWER SOFTWARE (HI RAT!), HEMORROIDS (R.I.P., SKYHAWK), EQUINOX (AT LEAST THE PARTS OF EQUINOX: I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT STEPRATE!), V8 (ESP. ARIOCH 'N' DEMONIAK), THE FALLEN ANGLELS (I LIKE THIS SONG FROM POISON, HI TO DR. SATAN, SPEED DEMON AND TO ANGEL FACE), ST WAIKIKI (I'LL SEND U STH WHEN I HAVE SOME TIME), MAD'VISION, SNIBBLE, ST-CONNEXION (ESP. MARLONE) AND TO STALIN FROM FLEXIBLE FRONT.    HELLO TO THE REPLICANTS, TCB, TEX, REVOLUTION, DELIGHT, ALL THE MEMBERS OF THE OVERLANDERS EXCEPT SKY METAL, THE CURE, ART OF NOISE, THE POLICE (RIP), ELTON JOHN, SCORPIONS (ESP. STILL LOVING YOU), DEPECHE MODE, GENESIS (AND PHILL-COLLINS), THE BEATLES (HI THE OLD GENERATION), METALLICA (ESP. THE ARIOCH T-SHIRT), FLEETWOOD MAC, RUN DMC, NEW ORDER, INXS, QUEEN, DIRE STRAITS (RIP), WAS (NOT WAS), ETC... A VERY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO CECILE.  THIS DEMO NECESSITED: DAVE-LOST AND ME (MAD STALKER), TWO 1040 S(AM) T(RAMIEL), 2 PHILLIPS SCREENS, 3 MOUSES (WE'RE QUITE NERVOUS), A TV WITH MTV ON, 2000 3'5'' DISKS, A RS-232 CABLE, MIDI MAZE, ST REPLAY, THE DAVE LOST'S BULL SHIT BROTHER 1109 9-PINS (BLACK INK) PRINTER, A VIDEO (AND 9 MOVIES), A STEREO AMPLIFIER, A CD PLAYER, 2.4591 DAYS (I SHOULD SAY NIGHTS, 'CAUSE THE STARKS ONLY WORK DURING THE NIGHT), 2 SPAGGETTIS PACKS (HALF A KILOGRAMM),  SOME SPAGGETTI SAUS, NO CHEESE (BUT WHY GROCERIES ARE CLOSED WHEN YOU NEED CHEESE FOR YOUR SPAGGETTIS AT 2 AM?), 2  SANDWICHES, 3 LITRES COKE, 2 BOTTLES OF TRAPPIST BIER, 6 BOTTLES OF PILS, SOME MARTINI, A FINGER OF WHISKEY, 2 PACKS OF ICE CREAMS, 4 BREADS, SOME 4 BOTTLES OF CIDER, CREAM, BUTTER, MILK, EGGS, AND SOME OTHER LITTLE THINGS TO EAT... THANKS TO ROMAN POLANSKI FOR HIS MOVIE: PIRATES  NOW IT'S TIME TO TALK (TALK) 'BOUT PEOPLE I HATE. SO BIG FUCKS TO THE APP, MITTERAND, LE PEN, NORIEGA, MAGGIE, THE JAPANESE BAD CARTOON MAKERS, MY HISTORY TEACHER, JOSPIN, HARLEM DESIR, THE AMIGA BOYS, DECHAVANNE, COPS, SUBWAY TICKETS CONTROLLERS, MR MC DONALD, VIRUSES MAKERS, RIKA ZARAI,  TERRORISTS AND ALL THE OTHER FUCKERS...................... END OF TRANSMISSION.........

PRESS ONE FOR FIRE AND BRIMSTONE. PRESS TWO FOR ROBOTZ. PRESS THREE FOR MATCH IT.  COPY THIS DISK 82 TRACKS 10 SECTORS 2 SIDES AND ALL SECTORS TO MAKE SURE YOU COPY THE FIRE AND BRIMSTONE HIGH SCORE TABLE WHICH IS ON THE LAST TRACK.  SEE YOU AT THE ATARI SHOW IN SEPTEMBER. DO NOT BE SQUARE... BE THERE...   


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AUTOMATION DISK 319 -  PRESS SPACE FOR NINJA WARRIORS    THIS IS NOT A COMPACT DISK. IT IS ONLY A SIMPLE CRACK. USE THIS DISK WITH  DISKS 319 PART 2 AND 3.  COPY ALL 3 DISK 82 TRACKS 10 SECTORS 2 SIDES AND ALL SECTORS.             HI MY NAME IS DICK AND I COLLECT POMPEY PIRATE MENUS.     OH YEAH!  MY SURNAME IS HEAD!          HI THERE FOLKS!     WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS SCROLLER THEN?     IT'S PRETTY HARD TO READ ISN'T IT!     IN FACT, I'D SAY IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO READ!     I'M NOT GOING TO TYPE MUCH TEXT FOR THIS SCROLLER 'COZ IT WOULD BE A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME SO LET'S END HERE.....                     WHAT THE HELL I CRACKED THIS GAME BUT NEVER RELEASED IT BECAUSE IT CAN NOT BE PACKED.  LETS MAKE A DISK NUMBER OUT OF IT...        GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS   THE EMPIRE   MOB   LEELEE   OBERJE   THE UNNAMEABLE ONE    EDITMAN   DEREK MD    PETE WILSON   PURSY   IAN C   MIKE OF HOTLINE         


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AUTOMATION CD 320 SCROLLING BY...  AND WE ARE REALLY SCROLLING THE NUMBERS NOW       FIRSTLY LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A HANDFUL OF OTHER MENUS RELEASED TODAY......        CD 33 VERSION 2 WITH AN EXTRA TITLE CALLED PERILS OF PENFOLD AND PREDATOR FROM THE SUMMER PACK WHICH IS STE COMPATIBLE...      CD 73 VERSION 2 THIS IS A MENU REPACKED WITH A BETTER PACKER AND AN EXTRA TITLE ADDED WHICH IS BATTLE FOR THE THRONE. THE REASON FOR THIS GAME BEING MOVED OFF CD 215 TO CD 73 IS BECAUSE CD 73 ARE ALL MEG PACKS AND FULL METAL PLANETE FROM CD 215 NOW WORKS IN 512K.. CD 215 NOW READS..  FULL METAL PLANETE... UND UNDER THE ICE....  CD 73 IS NOW ALL MEG TITLES OF WIZARD WARZ   BATTLE FOR THE THRONE   ARTIC FOX   AND GAUNTLET I.....     ON A LIGHTER NOTE HERE ARE A FEW NEWER MENUS ALL RUNNING IN 512K...  LETS GO......    CD 303  MOTORWAY DEATH AND THE THREE MUSKETEERS     CD 305   THE UNINVITED   NOVA   RORKES DRIFT   AND SPACE BLOB       CD 306  TO BE ON TOP   ACE INVADERS  AND DYNASTY WARS PACKED WITH PACKER 3.0      CD 308  RUN THE GAUNTLET AND TOWER OF BABEL     CD 309  PUB TRIVIA   DEJAVU   POWER STRUGGLE   BUMPER JACK AND FIA     CD 310   HOYLES CARDS AND ANIMAL KINGDOM      CD 311   POWERDRIFT   DOG FIGHT   MR DIG   ADVENTURE SOLUTIONS I      CD 322   SIM CITY EXTRA CITIES   LE MARGOULIN   STRIP POKER EXTRA DIGI DATA 2 PLUS 3...    OK SORRY ABOUT THE MISSING NUMBERS BUT THESE DISKS ARE READY BUT WITHOUT THE MENU ON THEM. SINCE I AM NOT DOING THESE MENUS I DO NOT YET KNOW WHICH CD NUMBER IS GOING WITH WHICH DISK. HOWEVER SOME OF THE TITLES ON THESE DISKS ARE POLICE QUEST II   SPACE QUEST III    LOGO   IMPERIUM   TIE BREAK   TIME SOLDIERS   THE NEXT GENERATION    LIGHT CYCLES   TANK BATTLE   THE LIFT   20000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA   PARABELLUM   PYRAMAX   GOLD OF THE AMERICA   OUTLANDS   PACK ICE 2.14   SPACE HARRIER II    THE FINAL FRONTIER    TINY STUFF 3.0    PSION CHESS    VICTORY    AND NOW MY MEMORY HAS FAILED ME BUT THERE IS MORE.......      STICK WITH AUTOMATION AND YOU CAN NOT GO WRONG.....            THANKS TO MIKE OF HOTLINE FOR ITALY 1990 AND DOTE.....   DOMINATION AND BLOCKOUT WERE CRACKED BY THE EMPIRE AND I ONLY PACKED THESE BECAUSE OTHER GROUPS HAVE ALREADY PACKED THEM ON THEIR MENUS. I WOULD RATHER HAVE CRACKED THEM MYSELF BUT IF OTHER PEOPLE WANT TO GET THEM OUT QUICK BY USING REPLICANT AND EMPIRE CRACKS THEN I MAY DO SOME MORE THIS WAY...      HEY MIKE SEND ME DRIVING FORCE AGAIN AS HALF THE FILES WERE CORRUPT ON THE COPY YOU SENT ME....     WHAT IS THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN A POODLE AND A ROTTWEILER PISSING ON YOUR FOOT....     YOU LET THE ROTTWEILER FINISH......       HEY GOAT OF THE MENDEZ..  YOU ARE DEADMEAT! IF YOU PASS OUT ANYMORE FAKE MENUS AND YOUR ADDRESS WILL SCOLL ON BY....     OK. I AM STUCK FOR WORDS AND I HAVE LOTS MORE SCROLLERS TO WRITE TONIGHT ALRIGHT.....     WHERE IS OUR MODEM MAN...  FIRST COME GETS TO RUN OUR BOARD TO BE SO HURRY UP QUARTEX IF YOU ARE INTERESTED......     HOWS ABOUT THE PRE RELEASE DATE ORIGINALS YOU PROMISED ME.......         HOPE TO MEET YOU SOON APPOLLO   NEIL  EGB  AND  THE LAW.  OH YEAH BEFORE I FORGET ASK FOR CD 33 VERSION 2 WITH EXTRA TITLE AND PREDATOR FROM THE SUMMER PACK WHICH WORKS ON ALL MACHINES.  THAT MEANS IT WORKS FOR YOU STE FREAK....  I ALSO FIXED SOME MORE BBC CODE FOR 4 MEG STS... WHICH WERE CD 122   CD 128  AND CD 248.  THEY ARE FLOATING AROUND SO WATCH OUT FOR THEM. WHEN WE GET OUR BBS ON THE GO YOU WILL BE ABLE TO LEAVE MESSAGES FOR US TO UPLOAD THE DISKS YOU ARE MISSING OR HAVE HAD PROBLEMS WITH AND ESPECIALLY OUR MEG TO 512K REPACKS....   OK YANKS GET READY FOR AUTOMATION ON THE MODEM SCENE. WE WILL BE MOVING IN ON YOU SOON....  GET YOUR DISKS OUT AND BE READY TO BURN SOME PLASTIC......    HI UN-NAMEABLE ONE! GREAT CODE KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. I FIXED THIS BORDER CODE FOR THE STE AND YOU SHOULD RECEIVE THIS SOURCE FROM MOB.    KEEP ON DELETING THEM ORIGINALS CHERRI AND LITTLE LULU SO THE POMPEI PUFFS CAN NOT GET THEIR WEBBED HANDS ON THEM.        WHY DO THE AMERICANS LOVE THE POMPEYS WHEN ALL BRITS KNOW THEY ARE LAME. I GUESS THE YANKS ARE SUCKERS FOR BULLSHIT!    NICE ONE DEREK NOW UPLOAD THIS MENU. YOU SHOULD HAVE WAITED FOR THE DEPACK SOURCE CODE. MESSAGE TO THE REPLICANTS. DO NOT BELIEVE WHAT THE POMPEY PRICKS SAY ABOUT DEREK. HE IS NOT A SPY FOR THE EMPIRE. THEY JUST BULLSHIT PEOPLE ABOUT HIM LIKE THEY DO WITH US. THEY EVEN MAKE SILLY AUTOMATION MENUS TO PUT PEOPLE OFF COLLECTING OUR DISKS. THAT IS SO LOW THAT THEY REALLY DO NOT DESERVE A GREET FROM ANYONE. THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO GREET THEM ARE THOSE THAT THEY DO THEIR CREEPING TOO. DO NOT MEET THESE GUYS THEY ARE ONLY AFTER YOUR BACKSIDE......       GREETS TO AXE OF DELIGHT    THE REPLICANTS SNAKE AND MAXI    THE CAREBEARS     THALION    WAYNE SMITHSON    LEELEE    MOB   FINGERBOBS     SEWER SOFTWARE     G FORCE    BIG EDDIE    MIKE OF HOTLINE    BIRDY    DRAXS    PETE.W     STEVE.C    KAM       AH! THAT WILL DO! TIME TO DO SUMMAT ELSE!                  WELL.......        WHAT DO YOU THINK OF IT............           I WAS A BIT PISSED OFF FROM CODING MY NEW GAME SO I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD WRITE A MENU INTRO FOR YAH.............            I HOPE YOU LIKE IT..............          ALL THE SOURCE CODE AND GRAFIX ARE ON THE DISK SO IF YOU WANT TO USE THIS INTRO THEN IT WILL BE EASY TO MODIFY FOR LOADING YOUR PROGRAMS............            IF I GET ANY MORE TIME OFF FROM PROGRAMMING, I MAY WRITE SOME MORE INTROS FOR YAH..........                IF YOU DO USE IT AND WANT TO GREET ME, THEN SAY HI TO    THE UN-NAMEABLE ONE ..........        YEAH IT IS A WANK PSEUDONYM BUT I CANT THINK OF OUGHT ELSE................         IF THE SOFTWARE HOUSES I AM CURRENTLY WRITING FOR FIND OUT ABOUT THIS I WILL HAVE MY BOLLOCKS CRUSHED, SO MUMS THE WORD, OK.............         ............                    FRIENDLY GREETS TO THE MAD KELLY     FINGERS TOM    JOHNNY CASH     SWEENY    QUIGGY    O MALLEY    TATTOO    BUNGALOW    MAD DOG    AND ALL THE OTHER NUTTERS FROM JK......         MUSICAL GREETS TO THE LIONS AND THE CHRISTIANS    THE SUNS OF ARQA    MICK THE FOG    AND STEVE CYCLEPATH......        AND REMEMBER. DO NOT PISS UP MY BACK AND TELL ME ITS RAINING....      MEGA GREET TO AXE OF SIERRA AND SORRY I COULD NOT MAKE IT TO THE MARSEILLES COPY PARTY. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE BUT I GOT NO DOSH AND I AM TOO BUSY AT WORK. BLEEDING 12 HOUR PLUS SHIFTS NOW AND YOU ARE ALL LUCKY TO SEE THIS MENU AND THE OTHERS DID RECENTLY AS I HAVE ONLY JUST BEEN ALLOWED BACK ON MY ST. HERE IS HOW TO GET ROUND YOUR BETTER HALF...  GO ON A LEG OVER STRIKE.....    WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!! 


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PRESS 4 FOR LASER SQUAD DOCS.  PRESS SPACE FOR FULL CD LIST.  PRESS A TO H FOR MUSIC.     PRESS 0 TO TOGGLE HERTZ.    PRESS 6 TO 9 TO ALTER SCROLLER....................         


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CD 0 - SINBAD, MYTH
CD 1 - ROBOTRON, SENTINEL, NORTH STAR, STAR RAIDERS
       TRAILBLAZER II, CRYSTAL CASTLES, EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
       WORLD CUP FOOTBALL MANAGER
CD 2 - INTO THE EAGLES NEST, TRANTOR, TRIFIDE II, PLUTOS
       JOE BLADE, VIRUS, KNIGHTMARE , EXTENSOR
CD 3 - MERCENARY + SECOND CITY, FOOTBALL MANAGER, ROLLING THUNDER
       DELTA PATROL, ARCADE CLASSICS, SUPER HUEY, REVENGE OF DOH
CD 4 - STAR QUAKE, AIRBALL, XEVIOUS, MOON PATROL, EDEN BLUES
       MISSION GENOCIDE, SCRABBLE DELUXE, MISSILE COMMAND
CD 5 - TYPHOON THOMPSON, DEATH STRIKE, STREET GANG (MEG FILE)
CD 6 - BETTER DEAD THAN ALIEN, MISSILE COMMAND V2, JOUST, ROCKFORD
       ARMY MOVES, PINBALL FACTORY, THUNDERCATS
CD 7 - KARATE KID II (MEG FILE), ASTEROIDS DELUXE, OVERLANDER, DIABLO
       OCEAN BATTLESHIPS, VAMPIRES EMPIRE
CD 8 - BACKLASH, GOLDRUNNER, MAJOR MOTION, Q-BALL, SPOOK
       SUPER BREAKOUT, REVENGE OF THE MUTANT CAMELS
       NINJA MISSION
CD 9 - CHUBBY GRISTLE, ELIMINATOR, NEBULUS, ENDURO RACER
       BLUE ANGELS CD10 - LEADERBOARD, TOURNAMENT LEADERBOARD, PENGY, VETERAN, BLACK LAMP
CD11 - QUADRALIEN, THRUST, HOTSHOT, LANDS OF HAVOC, MUDPIES
       SUPER TENNIS, SUPREMO SOCCER, CHAMPIONSHIP CRICKET
CD12 - TIME BANDIT V2.1, BEYOND THE ICE PALACE , SHACKLED
     - DEFLEKTOR, SKYCHASE, SPACE KILLER
CD13 - SUPER HANG ON (MEG FILE), ST KARATE, ELECTRONIC POOL
       SUPER SPRINT
CD14 - STARGOOSE, ELITE, VIXEN, HELTER SKELTER
       WORLD SERIES BASEBALL
CD15 - RETURN TO GENESIS (MEG FILE), STARRAY (MEG FILE)
CD16 - FOOTBALL MANAGER II, SCREAMING WINGS, BOMBJACK
       MOUSETRAP, FEDERATION OF FREE TRADERS
CD17 - MAGNETIC TANK, INDIANA JONES, SPY VERSUS SPY
       CYBERNOID, TETRIS, TETRA QUEST (MEG FILE)
CD18 - BUGGY BOY, WIZBALL, ECO, PHANTASM, FLOYD THE DROID
       DRAGON LORD
CD19 - WHERE TIME STOOD STILL, SORCERY +, XOR, BATTLE PROBE
CD20 - ARTURA, GARFIELD, 3D GALAX, MOONBASE
CD21 - FERNANDEZ MUST DIE, NIGEL MANSELLS GRAND PRIX
       URIDIUM, ENFORCER, ALTAIR
CD22 - CAPTAIN AMERICA, RAMPAGE, SLAPFITE, 1943, LEATHERNECKS
CD23 - FLYING SHARK, TURBO CUP, SNAFUX, STRIP POKER III
CD24 - RETURN OF THE JEDI, OFFSHORE WARRIOR, BANK BUSTERS, TWO GAME
CD25 - INTERNATIONAL KARATE +, PACMANIA, SOLOMENS KEY, HELLFIRE
       METROCROSS, PEPSI CHALLENGE, HARRIER STRIKE MISSION
CD26 - DRILLER, MACH 3, TRUCK, MILLEPEDE
CD27 - LIVE AND LET DIE, FOUNDATIONS WASTE, PANDORA, ST PROTECTOR
CD28 - STORMBRINGER, NETHERWORLD, XENON, FROSTBYTE, FIRE BLASTER
CD29 - ALIEN SYNDROME, FUZZBALL, SPACE STATION, PALACE BARBARIAN
CD30 - SPEEDBALL, CRACK'ED, TIMEBLAST, ATAX, HAUNTED HOUSE
CD31 - GROWTH, DALEY THOMPSONS DECATHLON (MEG FILE)
CD32 - BIONIC COMMANDOS, STAR BATTLE, CINAMAWARE SDI
CD33 - PREDATOR, BOUNCEOUT, CHUCKIE EGG, SOLDIER OF LIGHT
       PERILS OF PENFOLD
CD34 - GARY LINEKERS SOCCER, BUBBLE BOBBLE, HYPERDROME
       MONEY, HELLBENT
CD35 - FALCON, BOMBUZAL
CD36 - JOE BLADE II, WANTED, FLIPSIDE, MASTERTRONICS POOL
CD37 - OPERATION WOLF, TOPGUN
CD38 - IKARI WARRIORS, MUNSTERS, CHECKERS, FLINTSTONES
       MISSION ELEVATOR
CD39 - EDDIE EDWARDS SUPER SKI, TERRAMEX, METROPOLIS, POKER ROYALE
CD40 - IRON TRACKER, VICTORY ROAD, MEGAROIDS
CD41 - SPACE RACER, STREET FIGHTER, RIPCORD
CD42 - GALACTIC CONQUEROR, TRAUMA, CHOPPER X, MONKEY BUSINESS
CD43 - THUNDER BLADE (MEG FILE), SPIDERTRONICS, BOULDER DASH (PD)
CD44 - DESOLATOR (MEG FILE), SEGA SDI (MEG FILE)
CD45 - DOUBLE DRAGON (MEG FILE), VECTORBALL
CD46 - MENACE (MEG FILE), R-TYPE (MEG FILE)
CD47 - RAMBO III, TRANSPUTOR, FREE CLIMBING, YAHTZEE, ZXYM
CD48 - CAPTAIN FIZZ, ELF, ADVANCED RUGBY SIMULATOR
       PYRAMINO, TRACKSUIT MANAGER
CD49 - BAAL (MEG FILE), CRAZY CARS II (MEG FILE)
CD50 - BATMAN 1+2, BREAKANOID, ADDICTABALL, WARHAWK, BRICKYARD
CD51 - PROHIBITION, TAU CETI, IMPACT, I-BALL, ST-KRAK
       PETER BEARDSLEY FOOTBALL
CD52 - ZANY GOLF, KARATEKA
CD53 - A QUESTION OF SPORT, SPACE BALLER, TURBO GT, EREBUS, SKYRIDER
CD54 - THUNDERWING, LED STORM, CHASE, HADES NEBULA
       MAFDET BOOK OF THE DEAD
CD55 - CUSTODIAN, ANDES ATTACK, BRATTACUS, SIDEARMS
CD56 - TRAP, THE BERMUDA PROJECT
CD57 - I LUDRICUS, LUXOR , HUSTLER
CD58 - WIZARDS ROYALE, CARDS, DAME
CD59 - GOLDEN PATH, ROADWARS
CD60 - LABYRINTH, BLAST, MISSION, STARGLIDER, LIVINGSTONE I PRESUME
CD61 - ROAD RUNNER, TENTH FRAME, CATCH 23
CD62 - TECHNOCOP (MEG FILE), POWERDROME (MEG FILE)
CD63 - STONEBREAKER, STRIP BREAKOUT, ARKANOID
       BMX SIMULATOR, HACKER II, TRANSYLVANIA
CD64 - OUTRUN (MEG FILE), PSYGNOSIS BARBARIAN (MEG FILE)
CD65 - GALDREGONS DOMAIN
CD66 - INCREDIBLE SHRINKING SPHERE, MAD FLUNKY, TERRANOVA, BOMB FUSION
CD67 - FIRE AND FORGET, CRAFTON AND XUNK, THE EYE
       THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER
CD68 - RAFFLES, RINGSIDE, TERRESTRIAL ENCOUNTER
CD69 PT1 - WINTER GAMES, ULTIMA III, PRESIDENT ELECT, STELLAR CRUSADE
CD69 PT2 - BARBARIAN II, LAST DUEL
CD69 PT3 - AFTERBURNER (MEG FILE), MICROPROSE SOCCER (MEG FILE)
CD69 PT4 - RODEO GAMES, TECH
CD69 PT5 - KICK OFF 2, PRO TENNIS, GHOSTS AND GOBLINS
           SLIPPERY SID, POMPEY PIRATES PACKER V1.5 CD70 - BALLISTIX, REAL GHOSTBUSTERS, WARLOCKS QUEST
CD71 - TEENAGE QUEEN, KARTING GRAND PRIX, SAM AND ED (MEG FILE)
       KNICKER BOCKERS
CD72 - PROHIBITION II, SCRUPLES, SECONDS OUT, FOOTBALL DIRECTOR
CD73 - GAUNTLET (MEG FILE), WIZARD WARZ (MEG FILE), ARTIC FOX (MEG ON 1.9 TOS)
       BATTLE FOR THE THRONE (MEG FILE)
CD74 - MINI GOLF, BORODINO, HANGMAN, BILLIARDS SIMULATOR
CD75 - MINI GOLF (COURSE 2), PACMAN, MARIAS XMAS BOX
       GAME OVER II (PART 2 NEEDS ONE MEG)
CD76 - KICK OFF, GREAT BATTLES, NO EXCUSES, RUGBY LEAGUE BOSS
CD77 - CAPTAIN BLOOD, T.N.T, HEX, ARKANOID III (1.8 TOS ONLY)
CD78 - TRIVIAL PURSUIT, TRIVIAL PURSUIT A NEW BEGINNING, ROADWAR EUROPA
CD79 - PACLAND, ZYNAPSE, SAPIENS, ROGUE
CD80 - BLASTEROIDS, SKWEEK, GRIDRUNNER, WRANGLER
       COMPUTER MANIACS 1989 DIARY
CD81 - POPULOUS, POPULOUS EXTRA DATA, WALL STREET
CD82 - DEFENDER OF THE CROWN, PINK PANTHER, SUPER LEAGUE SOCCER
CD83 - KRYPTON EGG, CHUCKIE EGG II, SKULLDIGGERY, ILLUSIONS (MEG FILE)
CD84 - ROAD BLASTERS, LAST TROOPER, DRAGONSCAPE, HUMAN KILLING MACHINE
CD85 - THE GAMES WINTER EDITION, CYBERNOID II, ACADEMY
CD86 - STEVE DAVIES SNOOKER, BOBO
CD87 - TIGER ROAD, ROAD RAIDER
CD88 - VOYAGER, ACTION FIGHTER, WARZONE, SKYFOX, TRIVIA CHALLENGE
CD89 - SORCEROR LORD, LIBERATOR, STAR TREK, ALPINE GAMES
CD90 - HEMAN, EPYX INTERNATIONAL KARATE, THE FINAL LEGACY
CD91 - VINDICATORS (MEG FILE), CLEVER AND SMART (MEG FILE)
CD92 - DUGGER (MEG FILE), SUPERMAN (MEG FILE), DRAGON FORCE (MEG FILE)
CD93 - SPACEBALLER (MEG ONLY), A 320
CD94 - CARRIER COMMAND, MATAHARI, OPERATION HORMUZ
       copy this disk 80/10. sample on side two.
CD95 - COSMIC PIRATES, HOSTAGES (NEEDS A MEG ON 1.9 TOS I THINK)
CD96 - ROBOCOP, RENEGADE, SHANGHAI
CD97 - OIDS, DUNGEON MASTER, 3D POOL
CD98 - F-15, SPACE SHUTTLE 2, WARSHIP, ALPHAMAX, MILLENIUM 2.2
CD99 - JOAN OF ARC, MARBLE MADNESS
CD100 - SAVAGE, CHICAGO 30'S, PUFFY'S SAGA
CD101 - JUNGLE BOOK, DOMINOES, PRIME TIME, STARTRASH (MEG ON 1.9 TOS ONLY)
CD102 - SKATEBALL, TOTAL ECLIPSE, ROADWAR 2000, EMPIRE
        VIDEO VEGAS, RED ALERT USA, RED ALERT EUROPE
CD103 - SKRULL (MEG), JUG (MEG FILE), SILKWORM (MEG FILE)
CD104 - BUTCHER HILL, SPACE HARRIER
CD105 - XYBOTS, SUPER STUNTMAN, HYPERBOWL, TWO ON TWO
CD106 - TOM AND JERRY, RVF HONDA
CD107 - AIRBORNE RANGER, NUMERO 10, WICKED
CD108 - SEX VIXENS, TETRIS II
CD109 - CIRCUS ATTRACTIONS (MEG FILE), VULCAN, FACE OFF
CD110 - BALLYHOO, DEADLINE, LURKING HORROR, ZORK I, ZORK II
        ZORK III, SEASTALKER, PLUNDERING HEARTS
CD111 - SPELLBREAKER, WISHBRINGER, ENCHANTER, SUSPENDED, INFIDEL
        WITNESS, SORCEROR, MOONMIST
CD112 - HITCH-HIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY, LEATHER GODESSES OF PHOBOS
        HOLLYWOOD HIJINX, SUSPECT, PLANETFALL, CUTTHROATS
        STARCROSS, STATIONFALL
CD113 - JINKS, LEVIATHAN, ST SOCCER
CD114 - JAWS, PHOBIA
CD115 - LICENCE TO KILL, CHARIOTS OF WRATH
CD116 - SUNDOG (MEG FILE), BUBBLE GHOST (MEG FILE), XTRON 1.0 (MEG)
CD117 - STUNTCAR RACER, SUPER CYCLE, HAWKEYE, BLOODMONEY (DEMO)
        BLOODMONEY will not appear on our cd's as we know the programmer
        and he gave us all originals.
CD118 - GARFIELDS WINTER TRAIL, BOB MORANE CHEVALERIE
        EPYX CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING
CD119 - WEIRD DREAMS, BOOTIFUL BABE, GP 500cc
CD120 - THUNDERBIRDS, RICK DANGEROUS, BEAM
CD121 - ASTAROTH (MEG FILE), STORMTROOPER (MEG FILE)
CD122 - BLOODWYCH, WINTER OLYMPIAD
CD123 - TIME SCANNER, ROLLOUT, RENEGADE, STRIKE FORCE HARRIER
CD124 - CASTLE WARRIOR, INDIANA JONES IN THE LAST CRUSADE
CD125 - BUBBLE TROUBLE (MEG FILE), RAC LOMBARD RALLYE (MEG FILE)
CD126 - WAR MACHINE, SIDEWINDER
CD127 - MURDERS IN VENICE, SPACE PORT, 8-BALL
CD128 - TIMES OF LORE, DARKSIDE, OVERLORD
CD129 - READ HEAT (MEG FILE), GEMINI WINGS (MEG FILE), BLOOD FEVER
CD130 - PURSUIT TO EARTH, JUPITER PROBE, SKY FIGHTER
CD131 - SUMMER OLYMPIAD, PASSING SHOT
CD132 - JET, DARK FUSION, ARMAGEDDON MAN, ROSEMARY RACOONS STRIP GAME
CD133 - XENON II, BUMPY, HILO
        COPY THIS DISK 82/10 2 SIDES - DIGI DATA ON SIDE 2CD134 - DYNAMITE DUX, PSYCHO
CD135 - WATERLOO, MAKIN' WHOOPEE
CD136 - APB (MEG FILE), KENNEDY APPROACH (MEG FILE), BLASTER
        MISSION EN RAFALE, GREAT GIANA SISTERS (MEG FILE)
CD137 - DREAM ZONE, AMMOTRAX, BLUE WAR III
CD138 - SLAYER, FIFTH GEAR, TRACKER, SAINTS AND GREAVESEY
CD139 - MR HELI, HIGH STEEL, MANIAX, SHIP COMBAT
CD140 - NIGHT HUNTER (MEG FILE), GRAND MONSTER SLAM (MEG FILE)
CD141 - TV SPORTS FOOTBALL, TEMPLE OF APSHAI, CHESSMASTER 2000
CD143 - DARK CENTURY (DEMO), FUTURE SPORT, STEEL, MEGAFORM 2.1
        GRAND PRIX MASTER
CD144 - FORGOTTEN WORLDS (MEG FILE), HARD 'N' HEAVY (MEG FILE)
CD145 - TIME RUNNER, MAD, SPITFIRE 40, BUZZWORD
CD146 - H.A.T.E, ZERO GRAVITY, RECOIL, INVADERS, BRIDGE IT
CD147 - ALTERED BEAST, RAZ RATS, GOLD OF THE REALM
CD148a - THE GAMES SUMMER EDITION
CD148b - THE GAMES SUMMER EDITION (ONE EVENT ONLY), BIO CHALLENGE
         JUMPJET
CD149 - ALBEDO (MEG), MINDFIGHTER (MEG ON 1.9 TOS I THINK), TRIP-A-TRON
CD150 - PAPERBOY, SPHERICAL, STAR WARS
CD151 - KINGS QUEST I (MEG FILE), LEISURE SUIT LARRY I, SARGON III (MEG FILE)
CD152 - CIRCUS GAMES, SILENT SERVICE
CD153 - ZOMBIE, BATTLESHIPS, PIRATES OF THE BARBARY COAST
CD154 - ONSLAUGHT, CRASH GARRETT, SUPER STAR ICE HOCKEY
        FAST COPY 2.0, MUTIL
CD155 - PHANTASIE III, BANGKOK KNIGHTS
CD156 - BATTLE TECH, ACTION SERVICE
CD157 - STRIDER, TANGLEWOOD
CD158 - STARGLIDER II, NIGHT WALKER
CD159 - BOB MORANE OCEAN, INDY 500
CD160 - FISH, GUILD OF THIEVES, THE LAST SHOOT EM UP
CD161 - HARDBALL, FALCON MISSIONS DISK
CD162 - ULTIMA III, POSTMAN PAT, SUPER SCRAMBLE SIMULATOR
CD163 - LANCASTER, CHICAGO 90's
CD164 - TIN TIN (PRE RELEASE), CYBERMIND, SHUFFLEBOARD
CD165 - SPACE PILOT, BOMBER COMMAND, PICK POCKET, PROFESSOR CRAPS
        INDIAN MISSION
CD166 - DARIUS, ROCK AND ROLL
CD167 - LASER SQUAD, ELEMENTAL
CD168 - PLATOON (MEG FILE), OPERATION CLEANSTREETS (MEG FILE)
CD169 - FUSION, QUARTZ, SPACE INVADERS, ELITE EDITOR
CD170 - RANARAMA, BATTLEHAWKS 1942, PASSENGERS ON THE WIND
CD171 - MAKE A BREAK, FERRARI FORMULA ONE, PASSENGERS ON THE WIND II CD172 - HOLLYWOOD POKER PRO, MOTORBIKE MADNESS
CD173 - TOOBIN, SNOOPY, INDOOR SPORTS, SHUTDOWN, JITTERBUGS
CD174 - SPACE QUEST II (MEG), ROOKIE (MEG), WORLD DARTS (MEG)
CD175 - KOSMIC KRIEG, OVERLORD, TURBO GT II, CRAZY CARS, BOB WINNER
CD176 - RED LIGHTNING, ANCO STRIP POKER (1.8 TOS ONLY), FREDDY HARDEST
CD177 - PHANTASIE II, WESTERN GAMES
CD178 - FORBIDDEN QUEST, STARFLEET 1.0, ST-HACK, STRIKE, ARTIFICIAL DREAMS
CD179 - MANIAC MANSION, SUPERBIKE CHALLENGE, SPEEDBOAT ASSASSIN
CD180 - FAST LANE, NAVY MOVES
CD181 - VERMINATOR, COMMANDO, SWITCHBLADE
CD182 - WHEEL OF FORTUNE, GATEWAY, TOP SECRET, SUN AND TIMES CROSSWORDS
CD183 - DEMONS WINTER, DIVE BOMBER
CD184 - ROCKET RANGER, FLIGHT SIMULATOR II
CD185 - MIAMI VICE, PHAROAH
CD186 - U.M.S, POTHOLE PETE, ATARI PLANETARIUM, LITTLE COMPUTER PEOPLE
        PICTIONARY
CD187 - KILLDOZERS, GUNSHIP, SCHOOLYARD SLAUGHTER CD188 - HARD DRIVING, BREACH, TRIVIA TROVE, A MIND FOREVER VOYAGING
        SPECTRUM 512
CD189 - REDSTORM RISING, AUTODUEL
CD190 - INTERPHASE, AXELS MAGIC HAMMER, BAD COMPANY (PRE RELEASE)
        FIRST PERSON PINBALL
CD191 - HELLRAISER, FIST OF FURY, HOLE IN ONE, CUBEMAZE
CD192 - CHAOS STRIKES BACK
CD193 - ZAK MACKRAKEN AND THE ALIEN MINDBENDERS
CD194 - SAFARI GUNS, SHOOT THE MOON, KENNY DALGLISH SOCCER MATCH
CD195 - BELLUM, SPACE FLIGHT, POWERPLAY
CD196 - CHASE HQ (MEG FILE), BALANCE OF POWER 1990 (MEG), MONKEYS AND BALLOONS
CD197 - SHERMAN M4 (MEG), ROLLER COASTER RUMBLER (MEG FILE)
CD198 - TERRYS BIG ADVENTURE, STARBLAZE, GILBERT ESCAPE FROM DRILL, MINDBENDER
        AYATOLLA INVADERS
CD199 - GHOULS AND GHOSTS, MOT, COLOUR SPACE CD200 - SKIDOO, PIPEDREAM, GREAT COURTS
CD201 - AFRICAN RAIDERS, DRAGONS OF FLAME
CD202 - POOL 1.3, HACKER, TRUMP CASTLE, OGRE, TECHMATE, ROULETTE, PEGGAMMON
        MAGIC BILLE, MAGIC ALPHABET, MAGIC CASES
CD203 - WERNER ST, BRAINBOX
CD204 - ARMADA, CONFLICT EUROPE
CD205 - PATRICE MARTIN (MEG), LEGEND OF DJEL (MEG)
CD206 - CLUEDO, KAYDEN GARTH, COLONIAL CONQUEST, TARGET RANGE
CD207 - NORTH AND SOUTH, LEONARDO
CD208 - TONIC TILES, KELLY X, TOLTEKA, BOB MORANE JUNGLE, CROSSWORD COMPILER
        TRIVIA MASTER, BACKGAMMON
CD209 - ULTIMA II, PHANTASIE I V2.0, JUMPSTER, MONOPOLY, FINAL ASSAULT
CD210 - AUTOROUTE (MEG)
CD211 - DAY OF THE VIPER, CRAZY SHOT
CD212 - ENTERPRISE, POLICE QUEST I (MEG) CD213 - EYE OF HORUS, FOOTBALLER OF THE YEAR II, WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT
CD214 - SEVEN GATES OF JAMBALA, SUPER WONDERBOY
CD215 - UNDER THE ICE, FULL METAL PLANETE
CD216 - DAILY DOUBLE, TRITON III, QUARTET, TREASURE ISLAND DIZZY
CD217 - GONE FISHING, FORMULA ONE GRAND PRIX, BISMARK, WHO MAIMED ROGER RABBIT
CD218 - CORRUPTION, WIZARDS CROWN, BRIAN CLOUGHS FOOTBALL FORTUNES
CD219 - DOUBLE DRAGON II, ALF (MEG)
CD220 - DOGS OF WAR, GALAXY FORCE II, TEMPEST
CD221 - ULTIMA 5, STARBREAKER
CD222 - BREACH 2, DEEP SPACE, DIZZY WIZARD (MEG I THINK)
CD223 - THE UNTOUCHABLES, WORLD TROPHY SOCCER
CD224 - BATMAN, SPY VERSUS II, BLOODWYCH II
CD225 - STORMLORD (MEG BUT PROGRAMMERS FAULT - I MAY TRY TO FIX THIS AS I
        DID NOT SPEND AGES MAKING A FILE VERSION FOR IT NOT TO RUN IN 512K
        BAD COMPANY (RELEASE VERSION), THE GAMBLER CD226 - WIZMO, WIND WALKER, WAR GAME CONSTRUCTION KIT
CD227 - HIGHWAY PATROL II, COMPANION, CHECKMATE, SOLITAIRE, BLACKJACK
CD228 - CROSSBOW, SPITTING IMAGE, ARCHIPELAGOS
CD229 - SUPERCARS, WAYNE GRETSKY ICE HOCKEY
CD230 - TURBO OUTRUN, IZNOGOUD
CD231 - HILLSFAR (MEG), RAINBOW ISLANDS (MEG FILE)
CD232 - CROSS OUT, AAARGH
CD233 - WILDLIFE, MAN FROM THE COUNCIL
CD234 - ZKUL, WEST, POPQUIZ, SPORTING TRIANGLES
CD235 - HUNTER KILLER, DOCTOR DOOMS REVENGE
CD236 - PHOTON STORM, GLADIATORS, KID GLOVES, SAS COMBAT
CD237 - F16 COMBAT PILOT PLUS EDITOR, BLUE ANGELS 69
CD238 - LEGEND, QUESTRON II
CD239 - JUMPING JACK SON, SOCCER KING
CD240a - OPERATION THUNDERBOLT, BLACK TIGER, ROTOR
CD240b - OPERATION THUNDERBOLT, BRICK BUSTA
CD241 - CENTERFOLD SQUARES, ANCO LAS VEGAS
CD242 - XENOPHOBE, ROCK STAR ATE MY HAMSTER, SHOOT EM UP CONSTRUCTION KIT
CD243a - INDIANA JONES FROM LUCASFILM, THE PRESIDENT IS MISSING
CD243b - INDIANA JONES FROM LUCASFILM
CD244 - JACK NICKLAUS GOLF PLUS EXTRA COURSES (MAYBE MEG ONLY)
CD245 - OLIVER AND CO, AUSTERLITZ, KICK OFF EXTRA TIME
CD246 - ESS HERMES, DOMINATOR
CD247 - STRYX, CASTLE MASTER
CD248 - SPIDERMAN, FANTASTIC FOUR PART 1, CLAYMORGUE CASTLE
        THE SECRET OF STEEL, MIDI MAZE, AZARIAN
CD249 - RALLY CROSS, PINBALL MAGIC, SPACE HARRIER EXTRA LEVELS
CD250 - NECRON, BOULDERDASH CONSTRUCTION KIT
CD251 - SPY VERSUS SPY 3, PARIS DAKAR 1990, MEAN 18 PLUS EDITOR
CD252 - TOM AND JERRY 2, WARHEAD
CD253 - BRIDGE 2000, WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BOXING MANAGER
CD254 - PETER PAN, IMPOSSIBLE MISSION II
CD255 - RISK, MOUTH TRAP, JIGSAW PUZZLEMANIA
CD256 - SHUFFLEPUCK CAFE, LEAGUE CHALLENGE
CD257 - TERRORPODS, CLOWNOMANIA, SHINOBI
CD258 - SKATETRIBE, RUSH, EXPLODE, SKYSTRIKE, FRUIT MACHINE
        VIRUS, DUNGEONS AMETHYSTS ALCHEMISTS AND EVERYTHING
CD259 - RAINBOW WARRIORS
CD260 - TOYOTTES, LEGEND OF THE SWORD (MEG)
CD261 - IMPOSSOMOLE, NINJA SPIRITS, 3D WANDERER
CD262 - LEAVING TERAMIS, P-47
CD263 - MIDWINTER, ULTIMATE GOLF
CD264 - WAR IN MIDDLE EARTH
CD265 - ASTATE, STOS YAHTZEE, WINNIE THE POOH
CD266 - PIRATES PLUS DOCS (MEG)
CD267 - TWYLIGHTS RANSOM
CD268 - FIRE BRIGADE, THE GRAIL
CD269 - E-MOTION, CLOUD KINGDOMS, INFESTATION, ZENER CD270 - KING OF CHICAGO, MICROLEAGUE BASEBALL
CD271 - STAR FLIGHT (MEG), DEMONS TOMB (MEG)
CD272 - MOTHER GOOSE, TUNNEL VISION, ST-WARS, 221B BAKER STREET
CD273 - ESKIMO GAMES, CONQUEROR, SANTA PARAVIA, SCORE FOUR
CD274 - BEACH VOLLEY, PROTECTOR, ARENA
CD275 - CRACKDOWN
CD276 - SOLDIER 2000, SEWERNAUT, ATOMIX, CASTLE MASTER II, ESPIONAGE
CD277 - WORLD GAMES, STOS DEATHSTAR, ELECTION GAME, CHAOS EDITOR
        COURSE WINNER 3, BLOODWYCH EDITOR
CD278 - BATTLECHESS, STRIP POKER II
CD279 - CORSARIO, LIVINGSTONE II, MILEGAME, MACADAM BUMPER
CD280a - AFTER THE WAR, CRYSTAL CAVERNS
CD280b - AFTER THE WAR, DAN DARE III CD281 - MANCHESTER UNITED, HOT ROD
CD282 - TIME
CD283 - KINGS QUEST III, CHEETAH, ADVENTURE SOLUTIONS
CD284a - MANHUNTER NEW YORK
CD284b - MANHUNTER SAN FRANCISCO
CD284c - MANHUNTER NEW YORK/SAN FRANCISCO
CD285 - WARP, ITALY 1990 (US GOLD), CHAOS MAPS
CD286 - HEAVY METAL, CYBERBALL
CD287 - XENOMORPH
CD288 - TWYLYTE, CONTINENTAL CIRCUS, BUBBLE GHOST II
CD289 - COUNT DUCKULA, CARTOON CAPERS
CD290 - OIL IMPERIUM, DONALD DUCK, HOLLYWOOD POKER, STONEAGE
        STONEAGE DELUXE, CONQUEROR DOCS
CD291 - KLAX, TIN TIN (RELEASE VERSION), STRIKEY, DR ZOCK CD292 - SKIDZ, SIM CITY
CD293 - RESOLUTION 101, PLANET OF LUST
CD294A - LEISURE SUIT LARRY II DISKS 1-3
CD294B - LEISURE SUIT LARRY II DISKS 4-5, DAMOCLES
CD295A - GOLDRUSH DISKS 1-3
CD295B - GOLDRUSH DISKS 4-5, TIME WANDERER
CD296 - HAMMERFIST PARTS 1 AND 2, GRAFITTI MAN
CD297A - VIKING CHILD, TENNIS CUP
CD297B - VIKING CHILD
CD298 - SLAYGON, AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS
CD299 - THE THIRD COURIER, PERSIAN GULF INFERNO
CD300 - DRAGONS BREATH
CD301 - FIGHTING SOCCER, TREBLE CHANCE, EMLYN HUGHES
        BANK IT, TOXIC II FORMATTER
CD302 - TEST DRIVE, ONYX, ZOG, WARLOCK, ELIMINATE
CD303 - MOTORWAY DEATH, THE THREE MUSKETEERS
CD304 - SPACE HARRIER II, STAR TREK THE NEXT GENERATION
        THE FINAL FRONTIER CD305 - UNINVITED, NOVA, RORKES DRIFT, SPACE BLOB
CD306 - TO BE ON TOP, DYNASTY WARS, ACE INVADERS
CD307 - IRON LORD
CD308 - TOWER OF BABEL, RUN THE GAUNTLET
CD309 - PUB TRIVIA, DEJA VU, POWER STRUGGLE, BUMPER JACKY, FIA
CD310 - HOYLES CARDS, ANIMAL KINGDOM
CD311 - POWERDRIFT, DOG FIGHT, MR DIG, SOLUTIONS NO.1
CD312 - PHOENIX, LOGO, PYRAMAX
CD313 - FLOOD, THUNDERSTRIKE
CD314A - IMPERIUM, POLICE QUEST II
CD314B - POLICE QUEST II
CD315A - SPACE QUEST III, TANK BATTLE, LIGHT CYCLES
CD315B - SPACE QUEST III
CD316 - THE LIFT, 20000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA, PARABELLUM
CD317 - ANARCHY, EXODUS
CD318 - FIRE AND BRIMSTONE, ROBOTZ, MATCH IT CD319A - NINJA WARRIORS
CD319B - NINJA WARRIORS
CD319C - NINJA WARRIORS
CD320 - DOMINATION, BLOCKOUT, DEFENDERS OF THE EARTH
        ITALY 1990 WINNERS EDITION
CD321 - WARLOCK THE AVENGER, JAMES POND, INTERNATIONAL ICE HOCKEY
        LASER SQUAD DOCS
CD322 - SIM CITY EXTRA DATA, STRIP POKER EXTRA DIGI DATA
        LE MARGOULIN
CD323A - CHRONO QUEST, ROCKET RACER, ZENITH
CD323B - CHRONO QUEST, BOLO, TECHMATE CHESS
CD324 - CASCADE DISK 15, JOURNEY TO THE CENTRE OF THE EARTH
CD325 - TASS TIMES IN TONETOWN, FOOTBALL CRAZY
CD326 - COMBO RACER, PUNISHER
CD327 - NEVERMIND, BUREAUCRACY
CD328 - COLORADO, DRIVING FORCE
CD329 - TCB SOUNDTRACKER CD330 -  COBRA II, MAGIC LINES
CD331 - STARBLADE, PLAYER MANAGER, SID
CD332 - PUKADU, VENUS THE FLYTRAP
CD333 - DEJA VU II, VICTORY
CD334 - PSION CHESS 2.0, CHESSMASTER 2150, COLOSSUS CHESS
CD335A - SCRAMBLE SPIRITS, SHADOW WARRIORS
CD335B - SHADOW WARRIORS
CD336 -  MIDNIGHT RESISTANCE, LIN WU, EVERTON F.C
CD337A - LEISURE SUIT LARRY III
CD337B - LEISURE SUIT LARRY III
CD338 - MAD SHOW, SOLO, TINY V3.0, PACK ICE, PIECE, K-SEKA 2.3
CD339 - SATAN 1+2, DO RUN RUN, YOGIS GREAT ESCAPE, ATOMS, ADDICT, WHERE IS IT?
CD340 - NEW ZEALAND STORY, DRAGON NINJA
CD341 - ORIENTAL GAMES, BLINKS SCARY SCHOOL
CD342 - WORLD SOCCER, BACK TO THE FUTURE II, HYPERFORCE
CD343 - PRISON, TURTLE TABLE TENNIS, MAD PROFESSOR MORIATI
CD344 - SLY SPY, DAYS OF THUNDER, TURTLE GROOVES, FOUR FIT, THE MILL CD345 - FRED, HARRIS GOES SKIING, FLIGHT SIM II JAPAN SCENERY
CD346 - POWERBOAT, PERRY MASON, SPACE WOLF, STRIKER, MIAMI MICE
CD347 - DARK SAT, BEVERLEY HILLS COP
CD348 - STAG, RINGS OF MEDUSA
CD349 - GATO, THE FOOLS ERAND
CD350 - FUTURE BIKE SIMULATOR, RETURN TO THE PLANET OF THE ROBOT MONSTERS
        VIDEO POKER
CD351 - ROTOX, DRAGON SPIRIT
CD352 - SHADOWGATE, FANTASIA, SAFE AS HOUSES, PLOTTING DEMO
CD353 - ROY OF THE ROVERS, VOLLEYBALL SIMULATOR, ZX81 SIMULATOR
CD354 - SPACE ROGUE, ROTATUS, BOUNTY HUNTER, BALANCE OF POWER
CD355 - SUBBUTEO, SPY WHO LOVED ME, STOCK MARKET
CD356 - SHADOW OF THE BEAST
CD357 - PLOTTING, THEME PARK MYSTERY, FALCON MISSIONS DISK 2
CD358 - KHALAAN, TARK
CD359 - SONIC BOOM, INVASION, PRO POWERBOAT SIMULATOR
CD360 - FIREBALL, CRICKET CAPTAIN CD361 - FREEDOM PLUS DOCS, BLITZKRIEG, MAY 1940, XALARACX, EVERTON F.C DOCS
CD362 - YOLANDA, MAGIC FLY, RIK DANGEROUS II
CD363 - LAST NINJA II, LIGHT CORRIDOR, DEADZONE
CD364 - ASTRO MARINE CORPS, STEIGAR, RUFF AND REDDY
CD365 - GREMLINS II, EXTASE, OPERATION STEALTH DOCS
CD366 - TEAM YANKEE, SOPHELIE
CD367 - BARDS TALE, PERPLEXIA PLUS DOC
CD368 - JINXTER, HOYLES BOOK OF GAMES II, LAZERBALL, TETRIS
CD369 - BATTLE OF BRITAIN, QUEST FOR GALAXIA
CD370 - NO EXIT, NINE LIVES, DWEABYS QUEST
CD371A - THE FINAL BATTLE, SNOWSTRIKE, JOCKY WILSONS DARTS, BSS JANE SEYMOUR DOCS
CD371B - THE FINAL BATTLE, BSS JANE SEYMOUR
CD371C - BSS JANE SEYMOUR
CD372A - NIGHT BREED (ARCADE), TIME MACHINE, ROGUE II
CD372B - NIGHT BREED (ARCADE)
CD373 - DRAGON BREED, 3D INTERNATIONAL TENNIS CD374A - GOLD OF THE AZTECS, RENAISSANCE, MIKE REIDS POP QUIZ
CD374B - GOLD OF THE AZTECS
CD375 - THE TELLER, GRIMBLOOD, CHESS SIMULATOR
CD376 - DARKLANDS, COLTRIS
CD377 - NITRO, MURDER PLUS DOCS, F29 RETALIATOR DOCS
CD378 - HONG KONG PHOOEY, FINAL CONFLICT, MOON BLASTER
CD379 - ATOMIC ROBOKID
CD380 - TUSKER, SKATE WARS
CD381 - DRAGON LORD, FIRE RESCUE
CD382 - WINDSURF WILLY, LEGEND OF THE LOST
CD383A - MURDERS IN SPACE, CAVES OF RIGEL, LOTUS ESPRIT TURBO CHALLENGE
CD383B - MURDERS IN SPACE
CD384 - TORVAK THE WARRIOR, GRAN AND PRIX
CD385 - M1 TANK PLATOON, VAXINE, TOS VERSION II
CD386 - SIMULCRA, TURN IT, THE BODY SHOP
CD387 - CURSE OF RA, MIG 29, POP QUIZ CHALLENGE CD389 - PRINCE OF PERSIA
CD390 - PARADROID 90, AFT II
CD391 - SAINT DRAGON, CHAMPIONSHIP RUN, DRAGON TOWER
CD392 - TEENAGE MUTANT HERO TURTLES, BADLANDS
CD393A - MEAN STREETS, STRIDER II PLUS DOCS
CD393B - MEAN STREETS PLUS DOCS
CD394 - MYSTICAL, WELLTRIS
CD395 - SPIDERMAN, SLIDERS, LOCATION CRISSLEFRIDGE
CD396 - CABAL, ROBOCOP II
CD397 - NARCO COP, LOOPZ, PUZZNIC
CD398 - CORPORATION
CD399 - GOLDEN AXE, ED THE DUCK, CORPORATION DOCS
CD400 - SPEEDBALL II, SPINDIZZY WORLDS, BOGGLE, POKER
CD401 - BATTLEMASTER
CD402 - FLIP IT AND MAGNOSE, MANIX, TWIXT
CD403 - TIME RACE, WEBB OF TERROR, 3 CARD BRAG PLUS DOCS
CD404 - GAZZA II, STRIKER, INTERNATIONAL SOCCER CHALLENGE CD405 - BATTLE COMMAND, FANTASY WORLDS DIZZY, M1 TANK PLATOON DOCS
        NITRO DOCS, ORIENTAL GAMES DOCS, SLY SPY DOCS
CD406 - UN SQUADRON, FUTURE BASKETBALL PLUS DOCS
CD407 - HEATWAVE PLUS DOCS, BUILDERLAND, SWORD AND THE ROSE
CD408 - MAGICIAN, BOTICS, SPIDERMAN CHEAT DOC, SIMULCRA KEY MAP
CD409 - BADLANDS PETE
CD410 - ADVANCED SKI SIMULATOR, STUN RUNNER
CD411 - VOODOO NIGHTMARE, SPELLFIRE THE SORCEROR, YOLANDA DOCS
        SUPER CARS DOCS, TEENAGE MUTANT HERO TURTLES DOCS
CD412 - CHRONICLES OF OMEGA, DEFENDER II, FAST FOOD
CD413 - HACMAN 2 PLUS DOCS, JUST ANOTHER WAR IN SPACE
        ADVANCED DESTROYER SIMULATOR
CD414 - RANX
CD415A - CADAVER INTRO, HORROR ZOMBIES FROM THE CRYPT
         EUROPEAN SOCCER CHALLENGE
CD415B - CADAVER
CD416 - E-SWAT CD417 - XIPHOS, GET DEXTER II, CROSSBOW DOCS, CLUEDO DOCS, ITALY 1990 DOCS
        SHERMAN TANK DOCS, 80 DAYS AROUND THE WORLD DOCS, LIST OF CHEATS
CD418A - TEST DRIVE II, WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP SOCCER
CD418B - TEST DRIVE II SUPER CARS PLUS CALIFORNIA SCENERY, TIE BREAK
CD419 - TOYOTA CELICA GT RALLY, CARVUP
CD420A - FIENDISH FREDDIE, MIX AND MATCH, BUILDERLAND CODES
         ENCHANTED LANDS CHEAT
CD420B - FIENDISH FREDDIE
CD421 - MIG 29 FULCRUN PLUS DOCS, PROFLIGHT SIMULATOR PLUS DOCS
        FIENDISH FREDDIE DOCS, TEST DRIVE II DOCS
CD422 - ULTIMATE RIDE
CD423 - JUPITER MASTERDRIVE, IRONMAN IVAN STEWARTS SUPER OFF ROAD RACER
        CHAMPIONSHIP RUN DOCS, JUDGE DREDD DOCS, BLACK TIGER DOCS
CD424 -  F19 STEALTH FIGHTER (NOT RELEASED - AWAITING FULL DOCS)
CD425A - SUPREMACY, JUDGE DREDD, KLAX DOCS, ROBOT MONSTERS DOCS
CD425B - SUPREMACY PLUS DOCS, MIDWINTER DOCS, HEAVY METAL DOCS
CD426 - GETTYSBURG, MORTVILLE MANOR, TOYOTA CELICA GT DOCS CD427A - WINGS OF DEATH, MIGHTY BOMBJACK, LOTUS ESPRIT DOCS
         JACK NICKLAUS DOCS
CD427B - WINGS OF DEATH, PANG, P-47 DOCS, AIRBORNE RANGER DOCS
CD428 - CURSE OF THE AZURE BONDS
CD430 - RECOVERY, EMMANUELLE
CD431 - NARC, HARD DRIVING II PLUS DOCS, XIPHOS DOCS
CD432 - SUPER GRAND PRIX, MICKEY MOUSE, PANG DOCS, RAC LOMBARD RALLY DOCS
        WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP SOCCER DOCS
CD433 - ELITE TOURNAMENT GOLF, POKER DICE
CD434 - POP UP, FRUIT MACHINE SIMULATOR, ESION TRACKER PLUS DOCS
        CURSE OF THE AZURE BONDS DOCS
CD435 - FIRE AND FORGET II, HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER II, SOLITAIRE GAME PACK
        WRATH OF THE DEMONS DOCS
CD436 - STRABBLE, UMS II
CD437 - CRIME DOES NOT PAY, REVELATION, DEFENDER II DOCS, BADLANDS PETE DOCS
CD438 - METAL MASTERS, SORRY CD440 - LINE OF FIRE, INSECTS IN SPACE
CD441 - AQUANAUT, HELTER SKELTER II
CD442A - GHOSTBUSTERS II PLUS DOCS
CD442B - GHOSTBUTSERS II, LITTLE PUFF IN DRAGONLAND, MUSCLE CARS
         POWERMONGER DOCS, WINTER OLYMPIAD DOCS, DUNGEON MASTER DOCS
         FALCON MISSIONS 2 DOCS
CD443 - ASCOT PLUS EDITOR, BOXING CHAMP, DIZZY LIZZY PLUS DOCS
CD444 - THE PAWN, RED WAR, A FROGGY DAY IN LONDON TOWN, EMOTION DOCS
        JUMPING JACK SON DOCS
CD445 - FRONTLINE PLUS DOCS, BLOCKBUSTERS PLUS EDITOR AND DOCS
CD446 - TOTAL RECALL PLUS DOCS, TEAM SUZUKI, DRAGON BREED DOCS
        LEONARDO DOCS, FLIP IT AND MAGNOSE DOCS
CD447 - OPERATION HARRIER, ANGEL NIETO POLE 500, CHASE HQ II DOCS
        LOST PATROL DOCS, SECRET OF STEEL DOCS
CD448 - TURRICAN, CHIPS CHALLENGE
CD449 - TURRICAN II
CD450 - WARLOCK THE AVENGER, JAMES POND, INTERNATIONAL ICE HOCKEY
        LASER SQUAD DOCS
CD451 - CHAMBERS OF SHAOLIN, YOGI AND FRIENDS
CD452 - MATRIX MARAUDERS, NIGHT


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YO BOYS !    DAVE-LOST PRESENTS 2ND INTRO FOR AN AUTOMATION CD!  IN FACT I MUST SAY I ENCOUTERED SOME LITTLES PROBLEMS WHILE MAKING THIS INTRO : GRAPHIX ( MAD STALKER IS LAZY !!!! ), COLOURS CHOICE (FOR THE RASTERS AND FOR THE 2 BOARDS), THIS FUCKING SEKA  CRASHED, AND MAD STALKER WHIS THIS BORING MTV...  AAARG !!  IT'S DIFFICULT FOR -ME- WITH THIS GRAPH/SWAPPER (I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT MAD STALKER    THE ROUTINE FOR THE 2 BOARDS SCROLLERS WAS QUITE DIFFICULT : FOUR BIT-PLANE 'N' 32 COLOURS (NO RASTERS !)    SORRY VAPOUR I HAVE NO TIME FOR THE LOADER-ROUTINE.... IN FACT I'M WAITING FOR YOUR LOADER (MAD STALKER TOLD ME 'BOUT IT)     THE MUSIC IS FROM THE BEST OF THE WORLD IN MUSAK : MAD MAX !!!  (WHO ELSE?) OK !    NOW MY PERSONNAL GREETINGS GO TO : ALL MEMBERS FROM THE STARKS ( MAD STALKER, STACCATTO : NICE GRAPHIX  TANKS ! ).  HYPER GIGA SUPER SPACE CHAMPIONSHIP  HYPRA GREETINGS TO : VAPOUR, MAD MAX, DR.SATAN (I WOULD LIKE YOUR AMIGA SOUND TRACKER FOR ATARI ST !!!!), SPEED DEMON, ANGEL FACE, YODA, DEMONIAK, ARIOCH, ZX-81 (NICE INTRO IN GFA), FISHERMAN, LAURENT.T, MAD VISION ( THE MAN IN THE MOUNTAIN ),MAXI (NICE CRACK FOR KICK OFF 2 !!), ELWOOD, SNAKE, BAD BOY, SKYHAWK (ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?), TRB,...    OK !  LET'S WRAP NOW !!   BYE BYE ! DAVE-LOST (16/07/90)   

AUTOMATION PACKS BETTER... THE STARKS SWAP FASTER !  &     HI GIRLS (AND OTHER SEXES!).  MAD STALKER HERE (AND THERE, AND EVERYWHERE!). I LOVE U  SINEAD O'I-DON'T-KNOW-WHAT... (IL EST BOURRE OU QUOI?) IN FACT I'M WATCHING (AND LISTENING) MTV... AND DAVE-LOST IS CRYING BEHIND ME 'CAUSE HE GET BORED OF GOOD MUSIC. I MUST SAY THE (M)TV IS ON25 HOURS A DAY (BUT HOW THEY DO IN THE STARKS?). WHAT'S 'BOUT  HAVING SOME GREETINGS?   OK, HERE THEY ARE: HI TO THE  OTHER MEMBERS OF THE STARKS WHO ARE: DAVE-LOST (NO, I WON'T BREAK YOUR ST KEYBOARD!), FISHERMAN, BOOSTER, STAGER, SPINFINITY (WHAT'S 'BOUT YOUR IMAGES? I'M WAITING FOR...), STACCATTO (THE SHOW GOES ON, DON'T FORGET IT!), PHILL-STRAITS (STILL IN THE STARKS?) SOME OTHER GREETS GO TO: AUTOMATION (ESP. VAPOUR), SEWER SOFTWARE (HI RAT!), HEMORROIDS (R.I.P., SKYHAWK), EQUINOX (AT LEAST THE PARTS OF EQUINOX: I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT STEPRATE!), V8 (ESP. ARIOCH 'N' DEMONIAK), THE FALLEN ANGLELS (I LIKE THIS SONG FROM POISON, HI TO DR. SATAN, SPEED DEMON AND TO ANGEL FACE), ST WAIKIKI (I'LL SEND U STH WHEN  I'LL HAVE SOME TIME), MAD'VISION, SNIBBLE, ST-CONNEXION (ESP. MARLONE) AND TO STALIN FROM FLEXIBLE FRONT.    HELLO TO THE REPLICANTS, TCB, TEX, REVOLUTION, DELIGHT, ALL THE MEMBERS OF THE OVERLANDERS EXCEPT SKY METAL, THE CURE, ART OF NOISE, THE POLICE (RIP), ELTON JOHN, SCORPIONS (ESP. STILL LOVING YOU), DEPECHE MODE, GENESIS (AND PHILL-COLLINS), THE BEATLE (HI THE OLD GENERATION), METALLICA (ESP. THE ARIOCH T-SHIRT), FLEETWOOD MAC, RUN DMC, NEW ORDER, INXS, QUEEN, DIRE STRAITS (RIP), WAS (NOT WAS), ETC... A VERY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO CECILE.  THIS DEMO NECESSITED: DAVE-LOST AND ME (MAD STALKER), TWO 1040 S(AM) T(RAMIEL), 2 PHILLIPS SCREENS, 3 MOUSES (WE'RE QUITE NERVOUS), A TV WITH MTV ON, 2000 3'5'' DISKS, A RS-232 CABLE, MIDI MAZE, ST REPLAY, THE DAVE LOST'S BULL SHIT BROTHER 1109 9-PINS (BLACK INK) PRINTER, A VIDEO (AND 9 MOVIES), A STEREO AMPLIFIER, A CD PLAYER, 2.4591 DAYS (I SHOULD SAY NIGHTS, 'CAUSE THE STARKS ONLY WORK DURING THE NIGHT), 2 SPAGGETTIS PACKS (HALF A KILOGRAMM),  SOME SPAGGETTI SAUS, NO CHEESE (BUT WHY GROCERIES ARE CLOSED WHEN YOU NEED CHEESE FOR YOUR SPAGGETTIS AT 2 AM?), 2  SANDWICHES, 3 LITRES COKE, 2 BOTTLES OF TRAPPIST BIER, 6 BOTTLES OF PILS, SOME MARTINI, A FINGER OF WHISKEY, 2 PACKS OF ICE CREAMS, 4 BREADS, SOME 4 BOTTLES OF CIDER, CREAM, BUTTER, MILK, EGGS, AND SOME OTHER LITTLE THINGS TO EAT... THANKS TO ROMAN POLANSKI FOR HIS MOVIE: PIRATES  NOW IT'S TIME TO TALK (TALK) 'BOUT PEOPLE I HATE. SO BIG FUCKS TO THE APP, MITTERAND, LE PEN, NORIEGA, MAGGIE, THE JAPANESE BAD CARTOON MAKERS, MY HISTORY TEACHER, JOSPIN, HARLEM DESIR, THE AMIGA BOYS, DECHAVANNE, COPS, SUBWAY TICKETS CONTROLLERS, MR MC DONALD, VIRUSES MAKERS, RIKA ZARAI,  TERRORISTS AND ALL THE OTHER FUCKERS...................... END OF TRANSMISSION.........

PRESS SPACE TO ENTER DESKTOP TERRITORY WHERE YOU WILL BE ABLE TO SELECT     SIM CITY EXTRA CITIES.     LE MARGOULIN.     STRIP POKER EXTRA DIGI DATA DISKS 2 AND 3.   OH NO! NOT MORE STRIP POKER GAMES. GIVE IT A REST WANCO...        SIM CITY EXTRA CITIES NEEDS TO BE USED WITH CD 292 BUT BOOT THE LOADER PROGRAM FROM THIS DISK. 


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AUTOMATION CD 323 (A), BROUGHT TO YOU BY DISASTER ZONE AND FLAVOUR FLAVE, USING SOME ULTRA GROOOOOVY MUSIC RIPPED BY LOW LIFE!!!     PRESS...   1 FOR CHRONO QUEST (A)     2 FOR ZENITH....     AND 3 FOR ROCKET RACER....     SORRY FOR NOT PUTTING THESE ON THE PICTURE BUT WE DID NOT WANT TO SPOIL IT!    THIS IS DISASTER ZONE'S STORY ABOUT THE DAYS AFTER THE AUTOMATION WEEKEND....  AND POSSIBLY WHY NEIL SLEPT SO LONG.....     3:30 PM SUNDAY AFTERNOON....   GOT IN BACK SEAT OF CAR TO TRAVEL HOME....   3:31 PM SUNDAY AFTERNOON....   VERY MUCH ASLEEP AND GONE TO THE WORLD...   10:05 PM SUNDAY NIGHT....    WAKE UP OUTSIDE MY HOUSE....   11:00 PM YET MORE SLEEP.....   1:30 PM MONDAY AFTERNOON....   WAKE UP BUT STILL FEEL LIKE I AM ASLEEP....    3:00 PM, MONDAY AFTERNOON....   ARRIVE HERE (AT FLAVOUR FLAVE HQ)     RIGHT, ENOUGH OF THIS, OVER THE FLAVE....   OK FLAVE HERE...  EVERYONE ELSE HAD TO HAVE A NEW NAME, SO I SUPPOSE I HAD TO TOO!   (WHAT?????????)  WHY DOES VAPOUR NOT BELIEVE YOU WHEN YOU TELL HIM SOMETHING DOESN'T WORK?    MAYBE HE HAS THE BLUES.....     GET THE HINT...   "THAT MENU DID NOT WORK"OVER TO THE KNACKERED DISASTER ZONE....   ON TO THE LAST TWO DAYS....  EVENTS INCLUDE....    1) BEING SCARED OF THE GHOST WHICH APPARENTLY HAUNTS THIS HOTEL....   IT'S A GIRL WITH FANGS, BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IT AND THINK IT WAS A PUT UP TO STOP ME FROM GOING TO THE TOILET ON MY OWN!    (FLAVE SAYS- THEN WHY WOULD YOU NOT GO ON YOUR OWN?!?)    (COS I WAS SCARED SH?$%LESS!)    2) POLOS...  OR 101 THINGS TO DO WITH A HOLE WITH A MINT AROUND IT...   EG, LIKE SEEING HOW THIN YOU CAN SUCK THEM COMPETITIONS....  (I KEPT CRUNCHING MY ONES!)    3) STUNT CAR RACER....   THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER IN DATALINK MODE....   4) THERE IS NO 4 BECAUSE 3 TOOK SO LONG....    5) (3 AGAIN)    6) WATERING THE PLANTS WHICH FLAVE HATES DOING, BUT HIS PARTNER MAKES HIM!    7) GETTING FED UP WATERING THE PLANTS AND SWEARING QUITE A LOT      8) FINISHING WATERING THE PLANTS AND MOANING ABOUT HAVING TO DO THEM AGAIN TOMORROW....  PLASTIC FOR NEXT YEAR I THINK!     9) GOING TO THE VIDEO SHOP FOR CHIPS......   HONEST!   AND NOT THE MOVIE...   THEY HAVE A 24 HOUR CHIP MACHINE OUTSIDE....    A) (HEX MODE ON)  B) PHONING VAPOUR JUST FOR A LAUGH AND TALKING ABOUT SENDING THE POMPEYS TO PRISON....     FIXING MENUS THAT DON'T WORK BUT DID WHEN I LEFT MID....  NEARLY GOT AN AREA OUT OF ME THERE....   OOOOOPS...   HEY VAPS, YOU CAN PRESS KEYS ON THIS MENU.....     HEY KO-KE...  WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY TEST DRIVE?     HEY LOW-LIFE....  WHAT HAPPENED TO MENU 317 THEN YOU SNEAKY GIT. I WAS ONLY ASLEEP FOR 10 MINUTES....   I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT!    FLAVE SAYS.....   HURRY UP WITH FIENDISH FREDDY COS THERE'S A GAP IN MY AUTOMATION COLLECTION...    LUMP HAS NOT WORKED ON ANYTHING FOR US YET.....     SLEEP IS BAD FOR YOU....   COKE ROTS GUT CELLS.....    WHERE WERE YOU SHARAZ, IT WAS ONLY 10000 MILES AWAY SO YOU COULD HAVE COME....     I HATE FISH PIE.....    WHAT DOES 66 00 11 64 51 C8 FF F8 MEAN?    ALIEN CAN 60 FE FOREVER, WITH SR AT 2700 FOR BURN UP....        46 55 43 4B 20 4F 46 46 20 41 4C 49 45 4E 21     AND WE MEANT THAT....     LETS WRAP....      NO FLAVE, THE SCROLLER YOU DAFT SOD!    NOT RAP    W R A P       BUGGER OFF YOU LOT                   STILL HERE?                         THERE IS NO MORE                  I AM GOING HOME                   ALIEN WHO?                              COME ON, BE SERIOUS                  LEAVE ME ALONG                     A WHAT?                      SORRY, ALONE.......               BYE BYE..............      


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AUTOMATION CD 324 A DESKTOP DOOBIE SPECIALITY...    OK!  HERE WE HAVE YOU SOME NEW CRACKS AND WE HOPE THAT YOU LIKE THEM.     THANKS TO CMT FOR THE  PICTURE AND TO MAD MAX FOR LE MUSAK.     GIGA GREETS GO TO THE REPLICANTS...  THE EMPIRE...  G FORCE...  ST AMIGOS...  MOB...  THE HOMEBOY...  LEELEE...  PURSY...  IAN.C...  AXE OF DELIGHT...  THE LOST BOYS...  THE BBC...  THE STARKS...  OBERJE...  AND BIG THANKS TO THE UNNAMEABLE ONE FOR THE MENU SOURCE CODE...  GREAT CODE!  MORE PLEASE.....              WHO ARE THESE CARTRIDGE BUTTON PRESSING HACKERS ANYWAY...  I HEAR THE CLOG USES A CARTRIDGE TO CRACK SOME GAMES...  WHERE IS THE CHALLENGE IN PRESSING A BUTTON TO DUMP A GAME HEY!          SEE YOU LATER AND ASK FOR CD 9...  CD 14...  CD 18...  ALL REPACKED WITH EXTRA TITLE ADDED...       JOKE TIME... AN IRISHMAN PUTS ON LIGHT CLOTHING SO HE CAN EASILY BE SEEN. HE PUTS ON A WHITE SHIRT   WHITE TROUSERS   WHITE SHOES AND WHITE SOCKS AND IS KILLED BY A SNOW PLOUGH...         AU REVOIR PERSONNES.....       WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!! 


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AUTOMATION DISK 325 , PRESS SPACE TO EXIT . A CLASSIC IF I SAY SO MY SELF . . . . . PRESS SPACE TO LOAD ANY OF THESE GAMES.ALL CODING BY DISASTER ZONE , FONT DESIGN AND MUSIC RIPPING (FROM NORTHSTAR) BY LOW LIFE , DIGIPIC FROM THE PHOTOFILE DEMO.CURRENT STATUS - FRANTICALLY ASSEMBLING MENUES AT THE ABODE OF BOTCH IT . AND AT THE KEYBOARD FRANTICALLY TYPING AWAY IS LOW LIFE (ME)DI-ET-KO-KE IS BLOWING ROMS , SSR IS PACKING , DISASTER ZONE IS SITTING DOING NOTHING AND MOB IS READING THIS  . . . .GREETINGS TO : TCB , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SYNC , PAULO SIMEONS , REPLICANTS , THE EMPIRE , THE BBC , MOB ETC ETC ETC ETC  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . PREPARE FOR WRAP OF SCROLLER                 5                  4                    3                     2                   1               


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AUTOMATION CD 326 SCROLLING BY...   A FEW WORDS ABOUT COMBO RACER...  IN THE TRACK EDITOR PRESS F1 TO TOGGLE BETWEEN MOUSE AND JOYSTICK CONTROL... NEITHER OF WHICH WORK FIRST OFF BUT THE ORIGINAL IS THE SAME..  NOTHING BUT A GREMLIN SPECIAL...    OK!  HERE WE HAVE YOU SOME NEW CRACKS AND WE HOPE THAT YOU LIKE THEM.   THIS IS BEST DISK FROM EGB THINK YOU NOT!      THANKS TO CMT FOR DIESE PICTURE AND TO MAD MAX FOR LE MUSAK.     OK! NOW MUST I GO AS I NEED A CRAP!     GIGA GREETS GO TO THE REPLICANTS...  THE EMPIRE...  G FORCE...  ST AMIGOS...  MOB...  THE HOMEBOY...  LEELEE...  PURSY...  IAN.C...  AXE OF DELIGHT...  THE LOST BOYS...  THE BBC...  THE STARKS...  FOF...    OH HELL! I JUST HAD TO REMAP THIS PIC TO GIVE YELLOW BARS ON BLACK BACKGROUND CONSIDERING BLACK BARS ON A BLACK BACKGROUND IS PRETTY POINTLESS.....    NO MORE TIME FOR IDLE SCROLLTEXT WRITING SO IT IS BYE BYE FROM ALL AT APOLLOS ABODE AND ON WITH THE SOURCE FOR MENU 324.     THANKS GO TO MOB FOR THE ORIGINAL OF COMBO RACER AND THANKS TO THE CLOGO FOR THE PUNISHER ORIGINAL....    I HAVE ALREADY PACKED MENU 328 AND SINCE I FORGOT THE THANKS SECTION. NOT UNUSUAL FOR ME VAPOUR. I SHALL DO IT IN THIS SCROLLER.  THANKS TO MOB FOR THE ORIGINAL OF COLORADO AND TO PETE WILSON FOR THE ORIGINAL OF DRIVING FORCE. THANKS ALSO TO HOTLINE FOR DRIVING FORCE EVEN THOUGH HALF THE FILES WERE KNACKERED. HEY MIKE SINCE THE PROTECTION ON YOUR COPIES NEVER WORKS HOWS ABOUT USING F COPY AND GIVING ME A GOOD CLEAN COPY OF THE DATA. THAT IS TO SAY IF IT IS POSSIBLE TO USE F COPY ON THE ORIGINALS.....              WHO ARE THESE CARTRIDGE BUTTON PRESSING HACKERS ANYWAY...  I HEAR THE CLOG USES A CARTRIDGE TO CRACK SOME GAMES...  WHERE IS THE CHALLENGE IN PRESSING A BUTTON TO DUMP A GAME HEY!          SEE YOU LATER AND ASK FOR CD 9...  CD 14...  CD 18...  ALL REPACKED WITH EXTRA TITLE ADDED...       JOKE TIME... AN IRISHMAN PUTS ON LIGHT CLOTHING SO HE CAN EASILY BE SEEN. HE PUTS ON A WHITE SHIRT   WHITE TROUSERS   WHITE SHOES AND WHITE SOCKS AND IS KILLED BY A SNOW PLOUGH...         AU REVOIR PERSONNES.....       WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!! 


  
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Re: Scrollers project! 327-349
Reply #32 - 29.09.09 at 19:32:18
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THIS IS THE AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 327.... ON THIS CLASSIC DISK WE GIVE YOU MOB...... GO FOR IT BOYO!!! YOU LAZY SOD MOB!  DISASTER ZONE WILL TYPE SUMMIT!   ON SECOND THOUGHTS, NO I WON'T...WELL AS I HAVE ALREADY ASSEMBLED ALL THE RUBBISH ON THIS DISK.... I SUPPOSE I MIGHT AS WELL FINISH OFF THE SCROLLTEXT AS WELL. NOW WHAT IS ACTUALLY ON THE DISK.... OH YEAH THOSE TWO MEGA TITLES...BUREAUCRACY AND NEVERMIND.........HERE COMES BOTCH IT........WELL AFTER A COUPLE HOURS OF SLEEP I HAVE LIVENED UP A BIT JUST TO PLEASE YOU ALL WITH SOME MORE BORING TEXT TYPING AND NO THERE ARE NO GREETS ON THIS MENU COS EVERYONE WORTH GREETING IS ALREADY HERE (BOLLOCKS ED...) SO YOU ARE NOT GETTING ANYMORE SO NOW IT IS OVER TO . .. .MR GREETINGS LIST... WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY HELLO TO.......GREETINGS GO TO .... THE CAREBEARS, THE REPLICANTS, SEWER SOFTWARE, SYNC, THE ALLIANCE (GERMAN AND FRENCH), FOF (SOME SUPERB MENUS RECENTLY, GREAT VARIATION IN MENU CODE???), THE MEDWAY BOYS (ESPECIALLY TO THE MIGHTY CLOG, ZIPPY AND OMEN (HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON...), THALION, THE EMPIRE, HOTLINE, THE OVERLANDERS, OMEGA, ST AMIGOS, MIKE SMITH, PECOS, WEBBO, LEE, THE HOMEBOY, BABY BUM-FLUFF (WHO COULD THIS BE...FNARR FNARR..), THE LOBSTER, WIERD SCIENCE, THE INCODERS (THANKS FOR THE INTRO, I HAVE ONLY JUST RECIEVED IT FROM THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND IT WILL APPEAR SOON...), THE LOST BOYS, G-FORCE, MOB, DEREK MD, THE LIGHT TEAM, FINGERBOBS, THE BLACK CATS, ELECTRIC BLUE, ST CONNEXION, JOBIL, BIRDY (BOMB JACK), THE NAPALM SOLDIERS (HAWK AND DOLPHIN), LORD HACKBEAR, THE UN-NAMEABLE ONE, PHALANX, AENIGMATICA  ..............TIME TO ENTER THE WARP TUNNEL


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AUTOMATION CD 328 AND I THINK THIS IS ANOTHER ONE OF OUR BETTER DISKS...     OK!  HERE WE HAVE YOU SOME NEW CRACKS AND WE HOPE THAT YOU LIKE THEM.   DRIVING FORCE WAS ANOTHER SPEEDLOCK MACRODOS JOB AND I MUST SAY THE PROTECTION DID NOT LAST VERY LONG. IN FACT IT NEVER STOOD A CHANCE.     MESSAGE TO WAYNE SMITHSON. I HEAR THAT NO ONE HAS A PERFECT CRACK OF TOTAL ANARCHY.    I AM AFRAID TO SAY THAT ALTHOUGH THEIR ARE CRACKS OF IT THE FORMAT IS STILL A PAIN TO COPY AND HENCE MOST PEOPLE ARE RECEIVING BAD COPIES OF IT. I CONSIDERED YOUR GAME CRAP AND I WAS NOT EVEN GOING TO TOUCH IT WITH A BARGE POLE.   BUT BECAUSE OF YOUR SILLY MESSAGES IN THE BOOT TRACK I INTEND TO DO A FILE VERSION TO PISS YOU OFF. DO NOT WORRY FOLKS AS WHEN IT IS DONE YOU WILL NO LONGER HAVE ANY TROUBLES COPYING IT!   WHAT CODE WERE YOU REFERRING TO WHEN YOU SAID AUTOMATION RIP OTHER PEOPLES CODE AS YOU ARE TALKING CRAP. ALL CODING IS OUR OWN OR HAS BEEN DONATED BY THE ORIGINAL CODERS. OK WAYNE I CAN BELIEVE YOU DID NOT WRITE THIS TEXT BUT YOUR PLAY TESTER GUIDO DID. HI GUIDO THE POMPEY PUFFS ARSE LICKER! IS IT TRUE THAT TO JOIN THE POMPEIS YOU MUST BE A BRILLIANT BULLSHITTER......          THANKS TO PURSY FOR THIS PICTURE AND TO MAD MAX FOR LE MUSAK.     GIGA GREETS GO TO THE REPLICANTS...  THE EMPIRE...  G FORCE...  ST AMIGOS...  MOB...  THE HOMEBOY...  LEELEE...  PURSY...  IAN.C...  AXE OF DELIGHT...  THE LOST BOYS...  THE BBC...  THE STARKS...  FOF...  SHARAZ JEK...  DEREK MD...  HAL...  AND EDITMAN....             WHO ARE THESE CARTRIDGE BUTTON PRESSING HACKERS ANYWAY...  I HEAR THE CLOG USES A CARTRIDGE TO CRACK SOME GAMES...  WHERE IS THE CHALLENGE IN PRESSING A BUTTON TO DUMP A GAME HEY!          SEE YOU LATER AND ASK FOR CD 9...  CD 14...  CD 18...  ALL REPACKED WITH EXTRA TITLE ADDED...       JOKE TIME... AN IRISHMAN PUTS ON LIGHT CLOTHING SO HE CAN EASILY BE SEEN. HE PUTS ON A WHITE SHIRT   WHITE TROUSERS   WHITE SHOES AND WHITE SOCKS AND IS KILLED BY A SNOW PLOUGH...         AU REVOIR PERSONNES.....       WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!! 


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WOW        HERE I AM AGAIN       THE STAINLESS STEEL RAT PROUDLY PRESENTS     AUTOMATION CD 329 - THE SOUNDTRACKERS          THE SYNC SOUNDTRACKER IS THE BEST ONE ON THIS DISK, BUT YOU MUST HAVE ONE MEG OR MORE TO RUN IT!!!          THE EMPIRE NOISETRACKER IS A VERY GOOD ATTEMPT AT DOING THE AMIGA VERSION, BUT IT LETS ITSELF DOWN BY NOT HAVING ALL OF THE FEATURES THE AMIGA HAS.         THE TCB TRACKER IS CRAP!          MENU CREDITS:    CODING - THE STAINLESS STEEL RAT   GRAPHICS - MARCUS   MUSIC - GUESS WHO!          GREETINGS GO TO:   VAPOUR - DISASTER ZONE - EGB (GOODBYE, I HOPE YOUR AMIGA BREAKS!) - THE REST OF AUTOMATION - THE MEDWAY BOYS (SPECIAL HI TO ROD, JANE AND FREDDY) - THE POMPEY PIRATES - PLASTIC GERBIL (VERY FUNNY, TAKING THE PISS ARE WEi) AND FINALLY YOU            HEY, VAPS IS IT JUST MY IMAGINATION OR DOES NOBODY ELSE IN AUTOMATION DO ANYTHINGiiiiii          HEY I.R.S. DONT SPREAD MY PROGRAM AS I WANT TO MAKE LOADSAMONEY FROM IT.          IF YOU ARE WONDERING WHAT MY PROGRAM IS, THEN I WILL GIVE YOU A CLUE....       ITS NOT A GAME, BUT I THINK YOU WILL GUESS WHAT IT IS WHEN YOU SEE IT IN THE MAGAZINES.          WELL I AM SURE YOU LIKE A GOOD READ SO HERE IS THE SCROLLTEXT NOBODY THOUGHT WOULD APPEAR IN A MENU, IT IS FROM THE AUTOMATION AUGUST COPY-PARTY..............               WELCOME TO THE AUTOMATION AUGUST MEET AT THE ABODE OF BOTCH-IT SOMEWHERE UP IN THE NORTH OF ENGLAND.  THIS IS NEIL OF COR BLIMEY STARTING THIS, WHAT IS SURE TO BE AN UTTERLY FANTASTIC AND MAMMOTH SCROLLER...    YOU WILL HERE MORE FROM ME LATER, BUT AS I AM NOT MUCH OF A SCROLLTEXT WRITER I WILL HAND OVER TO THE STAINLESS STEEL RAT .......   HI THERE DUDES, THIS IS SSR AT THE KEYBOARD.  I THINK THAT EVERYBODY ELSE IS GOING TO HATE ME BY THE END OF THIS MEETING,BECAUSE I AM THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO SMOKES (NORMAL BACCY FOLKS). I WILL PROBABLY COME BACK TO THIS SCROLLTEXT LATER SO I WILL PASS THE KEYBOARD (WHICH JUST HAPPENS TO BE MINE) TO DISASTER ZONE WHO IS VERY HOT AND KNACKERED, BUT WE SEEM TO HAVE TWO DAYS TO GO YET SO IF I FALL ASLEEP, PLEASE WAKE ME UP GUYS WITH BOTH EYEBROWS INTACT!    I WILL COME BACK LATER WHEN I WILL (HOPEFULLY) HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY!    OVER TO....   THE GREAT LORD DIE-ET-KOKE........ YO!!! GUYS.... THIS IS REAL GROOVY, AN AUTOMATION CONVENTION IN MIDDLES..SOMEWHERE, CURRENTLY SITTING ON MY RIGHT IS AN UGLY WELSH DRAGON LOVING, GINGER HAIRED (AND WHAT ABOUT THE HAIR ON HIS HEAD!!!). YUP, YOU GUESSED IT.... DISASTER ZONE... HE IS SAYING.. OY YOU, I WILL GET YOU BACK LATER FOR THAT, HOWEVER I DOUBT IT. ANYWAY IT IS NOW 10.27PM ON FRIDAY THE 3RD OF AUGUST 1990, AND I THINK THAT TONIGHT IS LIKELY TO BE A LONG NIGHT... WHAT HAVE WE GOT ON THE LIST TO BE HACKED.... F19 STEALTH FIGHTER, ANARCHY, THE PUNISHER, PYRAMAX, THE DEEP, AND NO DOUBT ANOTHER PILE OF BULL..... IF WE CAN GET THE EPROM BLOWER TO WORK WE WILL ALSO BE MAKING UP A NEW VERSION OF THE ULTIMATE HACKING GEAR ( THE MONST2 CLONE ON CARTRIDGE), HOWEVER WE WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO TAKE THREE STEPS BACKWARDS, BEFORE WE CAN GET THE CARTRIDGE RUNNING AS SOME STUPID WELSH PERSON SUGGESTED THAT WE PUT THE ROM CARTRIDGE IN UPSIDE DOWN (THIS INCIDENTALLY IS A VERY QUICK WAY OF ERASING YOUR EPROMS) AND SEEING AS THAT WAS THE ONLY COPY OF THE SOFTWARE, IT MAY TAKE US A LITTLE WHILE TO RE-WRITE THE DISC ENABLE ETC.....LETS ROCKKKKKKKKKKKK LETS WACK SOME TEXT INTO LIFE A THOUSAND CHARACTERS OF SCREWY TEXT...(APPARENTLY WHEN I START I CARRY ON FOR HOURS - YES YOU DO SAYS DISASTER ZONE!) (JUST LIKE READING DISASTER ZONES PROPORTIONAL FONT CODE)  (OI, YOU!  SOD OFF GIT!) AS I WAS SAYING..WELL TYPING ACTUALLY...BUT YOU KNOW HOW IT IS, YOU START PLAYING WITH COMPUTERS AND ALL TIME AND SPACE FLIP OVER, USUALLY ACCOMPANIED BY A -PLOIK!!!- KIND OF SOUND AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT YOU HAVE PAID YOUR POLE TAX. CRUMBS 600 BYTES AND I AINT SLAGGED ALIEN YET.                NAH!         I DONT THINK HE I WILL..... BACK TO THE EGGS GUYS AND GUYETTES (WHOOPS SEXIST!) GIRLS.             WELL NOW IT IS BOTCH IT ON THIS WELL BUTCHERED ST    I MEAN WHO HAS EVER HEARD OF AN ST WITH AN INTERNAL COOLING FAN!!!! TALK ABOUT STATUS SYMBOLS         WELL IT WILL BE MIDNIGHT SOON AND I AM SHAGGED ALREADY, WITH STILL ANOTHER 36 HOURS TO GO AND ALREADY I AM SICK OF THIS SCROLLTEXT TYPING LARK SO NOW I AM GOING TO WATCH VAPS HACK ANARCHY!!!      I (DISASTER ZONE) HAVE JUST COME BACK FROM WATCHING VAPS HACK ANARCHY AND IT IS MIGHTY BORING VIEWING INDEED!      TO WAYNE SMITHSON....   BEING AS WE ARE WANKERS, BLOOD MONEY COMING SOON USING 3.0 - AND -YES- IT WILL PACK SMALLER WITH THAT!...... OY! F-K OFF MY KEYBOARD YOU B-STARD. HI THERE, THIS IS SSR AGAIN JUST GOT BORED WATCHIN DIE-ET-COKE PISS ABOUT WITH HIS CRUDDY DEBUGGER, SO HERE I AM TO BORE YOU. BUT ON SECOND THOUGHT     WHO WANTS THIS KEYBOARDiiii      DISASTER ZONE BACK AGAIN, SSR HAS JUST FORCED ME TO TYPE SOME CRAP, BUT I HAVE NEVER LISTENED TO HIM BEFORE AND I AM NOT GOING TO START NOW, SO BYE BYE FOR A WHILE.....    TIME: 12:27    I AM OFF.....    GOD THIS SCROLL IS B O R I N G ... A BUNCH OF PRE PUBESCENT PRATTLE THAT HAS NO MERIT WHATSOEVER....THE REST OF IT WONT EITHER I SUPPOSE......HOW DEPRESSING......IT IS ALMOST AS BAD AS HAVING A DURAN DURAN ALBUM...GUESS WHO HAS GOT THEM ALL....CORRECT! DISASTER ZONE...(APPARENTLY THE NAME CAME FROM HIS DIETICIAN) AS NEIL HACKS AWAY, DIET-KOKE TYPES AND SSR CURSES..IT ALL SEEMS SO FAMILIAR. I WONDER IF IT WAS LIKE THIS IN THE OLD DAYS......CUE WACKY SOUND EFFECTS AND MISTY FADE OUT...... CURRENT TIME 00:43 , CURRENT DATE 04:08:90 AND SINCE NO ONE IS TYPING MUCH HERE ARE SOME DOTS TO KEEP YOU BUSY . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . B O R I N G . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .        THE RAT HAS JUST TRANSFORMED HIMSELF INTO A FLID BY DIS-LOCATING HIS SHOULDER AND NOW WE ARE HOLDING A MUTATION BODY COMPETITION        I THINK RAT WINS BY PUTTING HIS LEGS BEHIND IS HEAD            IF YOU READ THIS LONG ENOUGH YOU MIGHT GET SOME SCOTTISH TRANSLATIONS OF A VERY UNIQUE ABBREVIATION SYSTEM!!!!!!!!!!!     HI THIS IS NOOKEY OF THE I.R.S VERY PLEASED THAT DISASTER ZONE INVITED ME TO THIS COPY PARTY WELL HE ONLY WANTED MY SYNCRO EXPRESS AND MY SCANNER I MUST SAY  THAT I FEEL VERY LOST WITH ALL THESE HACKERS UP HER ALL WE HOPE IS THAT MR HAY DOES TURN UP !!!! WITH ALL THIS GOING ON WELL ALL I CAN SAY IS COWABUNGA........ITS NOW 1:15 AM NOW OVER TO DIE-ET-KOKE.. OY!! WHO BUTTED IN ON MY SECTION OF SCROLLTEXT... I WAS BUSY TALKING ABOUT RE-WRITING THE DISC ENABLE ROUTINES FOR THE CARTRIDGE... WHAT I HAVE TO DO IS CONVINCE THE MACHINE TO TURN THE DRIVE LIGHT ON, AND THEN SET UP ALL OF THE NECESSARY INTERRUPTS SO THAT I CAN SAVE OUT FILES USING NORMAL TRAP CODES..... ANYWAY BACK TO THE WACKY SCROLLTEXT.... GOO GOO GAA GAA WHERES BABY VAPS.... COME TO THAT WHERE IS BIG VAPS (HINT FOR PROTECTION (IF YOU PUT YOUR TEXT PROTECTION IN BLUE, THEN VAPS WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SEE IT, AT ALL!) NOW.... 1:34 AM AND THINGS ARE BUZZING ALONG... WE ARE JUST ABOUT TO RE-WRITE BITS OF TOS 1.4 AND THEN RE BLOW THE ROMS (SHOULD WE FIX THE BUGS IN THE OPERATING SYSTEM WHILE WE ARE AT ITiiiii OK I AM OFF TO HELP THE STAINLESS STEEL RAT CHANGE THE TOS......OI! YOU! DISASTER ZONE AGAIN, AND DUCK HAD BETTER WATCH OUT..... I STILL HAVE LOTS OF TIME TO GET HIM BACK FOR HIS EARLIER REMARKS, BUT I THINK I CAN FORGIVE HIM... AFTER ALL HE IS BALD ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE.........  WHEN DOES YOUR ARMY CAREER START THEN.....     AND NOW, HELLO TO VAPOUR (WHY ARE YOU NOT HEREi, PROBABLY BECAUSE WE WOULD NAG HIM TO DO SOME BOOT LOADERS)       WELL THE JOKES OF WAYNE SMITHSON ARE ALMOST AS BAD AS HIS SECTOR DECODES AND WHY GREET US AND THEN SLAG USii NEARLY TWO IN THE MORNING NOW AND STILL THIS SCOLLTEXT IS NOWHERE NEAR THE SIZE WE WANT      IF YOU ARE STILL WAITING FOR A GREET   WELL THEY ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN BUT I WOULD LIKE TO GREET THE MEMBERS WHO COULD NOT MAKE THIS WEEKEND GATHERING OF AUTOMATION         HI TO SHARAZ JEK         AXE          VAPOUR          FIX IT          RUN IT          AND ANY OTHER MEMBER (NOT HERE) I FORGOT TO MENTION         AT THE MOMENT I CAN SEE A PROTOTYPE VERSION OF FLAPS 2      YES I AM AFRAID WE HAVE THE RETURN OF LOWEST FORM PERVERSION WITH AN ADDED SURPRISE TO KEEP YOU INTERESTED FOR MANY YEARS TO COME!!!!!         VAST QUANTITIES OF DRINK ARE BEING CONSUMED BECAUSE IT IS SO HOT HERE        WELL I SUPPOSE IT COULD HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH ALL THE MACHINES   MONITORS   DRIVES  AND OTHER HARDWARE THAT IS RUNNING      WELL THIS SCROLL TEXT IS NOW PROBABLY AT THE LOWEST POINT NOW SO I THINK I CAN DEFINATELY SAY THAT THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER OR WILL THEYi        IN THREEHOURS TIME MOB THE MODEM MAN WILL BE SEETING OFF FROM HIS HOME TO COME AND MEET THE REST OF THE AUTOMATION CLAN AND WITH HIM HE SHOULD BE BRINGING SOME RATHER NICE NEW TITLES FOR US TO PLAY WITH AND IF WE CAN BE BOTHERED HACK THEM JUST SO THAT YOU CAN APPRECIATE ALL THE NICE WORK WE DO FOR YOU AND IT IS ALL FOR FREE   YES I MUST REPEAT THIS DISK IS NOT FOR SALE LIKE SOME DISKS I COULD MENTION BUT THAT IS ANOTHER STORY AND AN OLD ONE TOO BUT WE ALL KNOW WHO IT CONCERNS    DONT WE !!!!!!! YOU KNOW SKY MOVIES SHOWS SOME REAL CRAPPY FILMS ON A NIGHT TIME, THEY ARE SO CRAP THAT IF YOU HIRED IT ON VIDEO YOU WOULD DEMAND YOUR MONEY BACK AND COMPENSATION FOR HAVING TO BE SUBJECTED TO SUCH AN ORDEAL WELL THIS IS 9K INTO THE SCROLLER AND NOW WE GET OUR FIRST ALIEN SLAG        ANYONE COULD HAVE DONE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE WITH F29 BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU DO A 100 PER CENT FILE VERSION YES THAT MEANS NOT FLIPPING THE SECOND DISK ONTO SIDE B OF THE FIRST DISK THOUGH I MUST SAY THAT THIS IS ALREADY DONE FOR YOU SO I DO NOT REALLY KNOW HOW YOU CAN CLAIM THAT YOU HAVE HACKED IT!!!!!!      BUT MY ALIEN SLAG FINISHES HERE AS THERE WILL BE A LOT MORE LATER IN THE WEEKEND FROM VARIOUS OTHER MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION  WELL I THINK THE RECORD FOR A GAME INTO FILES AND WORKING IS NOW HELD BY TWO OTHER MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION THOUGH THEY DID DO AN ALIEN BY FLIPPING THE SECOND DISK BUT WITH THE AMOUNT OF FILES THAT WERE THERE (APPROX ONE PER SECTOR ON THE DISK) THE SECTOR OVERLAP WOULD HAVE MEANT THAT WE WOULD END UP WITH FILED VERSION LARGER THAN THE ORIGINAL WHICH IS TOTALLY DEFEATING THE POINT OF PUTTING IT INTO FILES        DOES ANYONE REALISE THAT IF DOM WAS TO JOIN AUTOMATION WE COULD HAVE HAD THE TWO BEST HACKERS IN THE WORLD IN THE SAME GROUP AND IF YOU COUNT VAPOUR THEN THAT WOULD MAKE IT THREE!!!!!!!! WELL I THINK I AM GOING TO LET SOMEONE ELSE DO SOME BLOODY TYPING FOR A CHANGE BECAUSE I AM REFUSING TO TAKE PART IN ANY FUTURE SCROLLERS NO MATTER WHAT THE OCCASION IS.       WAKEY WAKEY...THIS IS YOUR EARLY MORNING ALARM CALL. THE INSPIRATION HAS DRIED UP...LOOKING AROUND I SEE 8 OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE ARGUING ABOUT THE NEW IRS DEMO AND HOW LONG IT HAS TAKEN TO PACK....APPROX 6 HOURS FOR THE FIRST DISC SO FAR AND IT HAS NOT FINISHED YET. CHRIST IT IS SOOOOOOO KNACKERING.         SEVERAL PEOPLE ARE KEELING OVER IN THE HEAT (SEVERAL PEOPLE READING THIS HAVE NOW LEFT) AT LEAST WE HAVE TOLD YOU THE GAMES THAT ARE ON THIS DISC (ASSUMING THIS SCROLL GETS USED)     LETS HAVE A MASSIVE SLAGGING SESSION       READING THE HACKERS HANDBOOK I SEE WE ARE RATHER PRONE TO IT AND SO I DONT WANT TO DISSAPPOINT OUR READERS.        LETS START WITH THAT EVER POPULAR CHARACTER        ALIEN (DIDNT THE BABY ALIENS IN THE FILM REPRODUCE BY STICKING THINGS UP PEOPLES NOSESi) WHAT CAN YOU SAY ABOUT THIS SPECIMEN OF BRITISH ADULTHOOD THAT HAS NOT BEEN WRITTEN ON A WALL SOMEWHERE. (I HEAR YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT JOINING THE NAVY AND GIVING ALL THE HACKING UP. DONT YOU HAVE TO START SOMETHING BEFORE YOU CAN GIVE IT UPi) THE NAVY WOULD SUIT YOU (WHY DO THEY HAVE REAR ADMIRALSi)    A LIFETIME OF SAILING THE OCEAN WAVES, FEELING A NEW MAN EVERY DAY TIME TO HAND OVER TO SOMEONE ELSE I THINK  . . . . . . . . . . LATER THAT MORNING . . . . . . . MOB AND VAPOUR ARRIVE RATHER LATER THAN WE WERE EXPECTING THEM BUT NOW WE HAVE A RATHER LARGER AUTOMATION GATHERING WITH LOTS MORE ACTIVITY THAN THE PAST COUPLE OF HOURS    COMBO RACER WILL APPEAR ON A MENU THIS WEEKEND     THAT IS IF WE ALL DECIDE TO ASSEMBLE AND PACK THEM INSTEAD OF PISHING ABOUT (ENGLISH JOKE   NOT A SPELLING MISTAKE )    TO BE ON TOP IS ALSO FIXED FOR A 1.9 TOS AND WILL ALSO APPEAR ON ANOTHER MENU WITH LOTS OF LUMPED CHUNKED FILES JUST TO PLEASE ALL YOU NON ONE MEG OWNERS . . . . . . EVERYONE IS NOW TRYING TO COMPLETE ALL THE MENUS THAT WE HAVE STARTED OVER THE WEEKEND AND EVEN THE RAT IS RE-LUMP-CHUNKING CD 307 (HIS  ( REHACKED!! )  VERSION) OF IRON LORD ONTO ONE DISK . . . . (CLOG DID THE ORIGINAL CRACK BUT IT HAD TO FIDDLED WITH SO THAT THE STAINLESS STEEL RAT COULD PUT IT ONTO ONE DISK! . . . . WELL NEARLY FORTY HOURS HAVE PASSED AND NOT ONE OF US HAS HAD MORE THAN A COUPLE OF HOURS SLEEP BECAUSE JUST TO KEEP US ALIVE AND KICKING WE ARE CURRENTLY DECIDING WHEN TO RETURN AND WHETHER TO RETURN AND MORE TO THE POINT DO YOU WANT US TO RETURN i           OF COURSE YOU DO    NO-ONE CAN COPE WITH TOTAL SATURATION OF POMPEY MENUS . . . . . JUST IN CASE YOU THINK THE SPEELING IS ATTROCIOUS WELL I AM F-KING TIRED WELL I AM AFRAID THAT THIS SCROLLER IS COMING TO AN END NOW AND PRETTY SOON EVERYONE WILL BE LEAVING TO GO HOME (I CANNOT F-KING WAIT !!) BUT DO NOT FEAR WE INTEND TO MEET AGAIN IN THE NEW YEAR TO REPEAT THIS RATHER STUPID OCCASION SO FROM ALL THE MEMBERS OF THE NUMBER ONE COMPACTION CREW GOODBYE AND FAREWELL                    LETS WRAP          10          9          8          7          6          5          4          3          2          1          0


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AUTOMATION MENU 330 %           PRESS ONE FOR COBRA II        PRESS TWO FOR MAGIC LINES      STOP PRESS READ ON FOLKS...         NO CONTRIBUTIONS FROM ME ON THIS MENU BUT SOMEONE HAS TO PUT THE MENUS TOGETHER.    COBRA II WAS PACKED BY THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK AND MAGIC LINES FROM THALION WAS CRACKED BY DELIGHT AND I UNPACKED THE JEK FILES AND REPACKED THEM WITH PACKER 3.0 TO SHRINK THE GAME EVEN SMALLER.  COMPARE THIS NEW PACKER TO YOUR PACKERS GUYS AND GALS!    ARNOLD IS BACK WITH ANOTHER COOL FILM CALLED TOTAL RECALL. DO NOT MISS IT!        SAVE ON DISK SPACE. FORMAT A POMPEY MENU TODAY.          HEY EDITMAN! GET BUSY AND UPLOAD MENUS 302 TO 335 AND FILL UP LITTLE LULUS HARD DISK FOR A DAY OR TWO.        SALUTATIONS GO TO PURSY    NIK   BIG EDDIE   DEREK MD    THE REPLICANTS    DELIGHT   THE EMPIRE   ST AMIGOS    THE LIGHT TEAM   PETE WILSON    MONTY    G FORCE    THE HOMEBOY    MOB    MIKE OF HOTLINE  AND THE BUTTON PRESSER......      YET ANOTHER MENU CODED BY THE          % THE UN-NAMEABLE ONE %              THIS FONT WAS SKETCHED BY NIK OF THE QUARTET                WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!


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%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% YOU ARE ON CANDID CAMERA....      AUTOMATION CD 331 AND YOU ALL THOUGHT WE WERE DONE FOR.......        STARBLADE WAS CRACKED BY THE REPLICANTS AND PLAYER MANAGER WAS CRACKED IN MINUTES BY ME AT THE SOUTHBANK AUTOMATION GET TOGETHER!     IT JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW STUFF CAN BE QUICKLY DONE. THE PROBLEM IS IN GETTING THE GOOD STUFF BEFORE OTHER GROUPS GET THEIR MITS ON THEM.     WHERE ARE THESE PRE RELEASE ORIGINALS QUARTEX...       SID IS ONLY HERE TO FILL UP THE DISK. PERSONALLY I THINK IT IS CRAP.  SID IS THE ONLY ONE FOR ME....   SCREW ADEBUG AND MONST.  WHO NEEDS EM!     YES FOLKS THIS IS THE HACKING UTILITY WHICH VAPOUR AND WAS NOT WAS HAS USED SINCE THE YEAR NINETEEN EIGHTY PLONK...         LET ME JUST SAY THAT IT WILL NOT CRACK PROGRAMS FOR YOU WITHOUT THE HELP OF YOUR BRAIN SO DO NOT WRITE TO ME SAYING YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO USE IT AS I AM NOT INTERESTED IN TEACHING PEOPLE WHAT I LEARNT THE HARD WAY.  TAKE NOTE SOUTH AFRICAN AND STOP SENDING ME LETTERS FOR DETAILED DESCRIPTIONS AND HOW TO CRACK AND PACK GAMES.  THERE IS NO ONE LINE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTIONS. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO...   WRITE A BLEEDING BOOK FOR YOU....      SOD OFF!!!!!!          OK! THIS IS JUST ONE OF THIRTY MENUS RELEASED ON THE SAME DAY. ONE OF THESE THIRTY CONTAINS IRONLORD WHICH WAS PUT ONTO ONE DISK BEFORE CLOGGY DID THE MEDWAY BOY VERSION WITH OUR CHUNK PACKER. USE YOUR OWN BLOODY ROUTINES BUTTON PRESSER AND SLING THAT CARTRIDGE YOU CHEATING GET!      ANYHOW THESE 30 THIRTY MENUS WERE HELD BACK TO LAUNCH OUR USA BBS BUT WE GOT FED UP WAITING FOR A MODEM FREAK TO TAKE CHARGE OF IT FOR US.    GOD I AM BORED...  GOOOOOOD   BYEEEEE!     FRIENDLY GREETS TO PURSY    NIK   BIG EDDIE   DEREK MD    THE REPLICANTS    DELIGHT   THE EMPIRE   ST AMIGOS    THE LIGHT TEAM   PETE WILSON    MOB    LEELEE    OBERJE    MIKE OF HOTLINE  AND THE BUTTON PRESSER......      YET ANOTHER MENU CODED BY THE          % THE UN-NAMEABLE ONE %             COOL GRAFIX FROM THE CMT FROM SWEDEN. PLEASE SEND SOME MORE COOL PICTURES...   THIS FONT WAS SKETCHED BY NIK OF THE QUARTET                WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!


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% ACID HOUSE %       AUTOMATION 332           ANOTHER COOL PIC FROM THE CMT OF SWEDEN       COPY THIS DISK 82 TRACKS 10 SECTORS AND 2 SIDES...  COPY ALL SECTORS...       WHY THE DATA ON THE FLIPSIDE...  WHAT A SIN...  WHO LET THE POMPEIS IN AUTOMATION...  OK! NONE OF THAT!  HERE IS THE EXCUSE.    I FIRSTLY CONVERTED DISK ONE TO FILES AND CHAINED IT ALL TOGETHER. AFTER DOING THIS AND LOOKING FOR THE LOADER FOR DISK 2 I FOUND A ROUTINE WHICH WAS FOR READING 50 FILES OFF THE FIRST 10 TRACKS. THAT IS 2 SECTORS A FILE FOLKS!   THEN I FOUND MORE SILLY ROUTINES FOR LOADS MORE LITTLE FILES.    NEXT I GOT LAZY AND DID WHAT LAME PACKERS HAVE DONE BEFORE NOW!  I COPIED DISK 2 TO SIDE 2 AND CHANGED A WHOLE BLEEDING BYTE IN THE LOADER.  CHRIST WHAT INTELLECT WAS NEEDED HERE!      WHOOPS!          WRAP TIME!!!!!!!!!!!    HEY DO NOT GO YET!         KEY ONE LOADS THE MAGACOOL VENUS THE FLYTRAP AND KEY TWO LOADS PUKADU USED ON OUR MENU BY KIND PERMISSION OF DAL SNUFFS!       HEY DAL THIS VERSION IS ONLY 101K     YOUR VERSION WAS 107K NOT 106K......     BEAT DAT!          PACKER 3.0 RULES!          THE POMPEY PUFFS SAID THAT THE LAW TOOK FIVE AND A HALF DAYS TO HACK AND PACK DAMOCLES WHILST THEY TOOK 45 MINUTES TO HACK AND PACK IT.     MUST THEY ALWAYS TALK BULLSHIT!     IF YOU HAVE SEEN THERE PACKER ON DISK 69 PART 5 THEN TRY PACKING THE DAMOCLES MAIN FILE.  DUE TO THEIR SLOWWWWWWWWW PACKER YOU WILL FIND IT TAKES A LOT MORE THAN 45 MINUTES TO PACK IT!       SECONDLY THE PROTECTION BY SPEEDLOCK HAS A RATHER NICE LOOPHOLE WHICH THE LAW KNOWS ABOUT AND WOULD ENABLE YOU TO CRACK IT IN FIVE AND HALF MINUTES.          THE MESSAGE IS.....    IF YOU WANT CRAPTALK THEN READ POMPEY DORKS SCROLLERS...........          HI MY NAME IS DICK AND I READ POMPEY PIRATE SCROLLERS......       DO NOT BE A DICK!       SAY YOU READ THE BEST SCROLLTEXTS ON AUTOMATION MENUS.......            FRIENDLY GREETS TO PURSY    NIK   BIG EDDIE   DEREK MD    THE REPLICANTS    DELIGHT   THE EMPIRE   ST AMIGOS    THE LIGHT TEAM   PETE WILSON    MIKE OF HOTLINE  MOB    LEELEE      OBERJE     AND THE BUTTON PRESSER......      YET ANOTHER MENU CODED BY THE          % THE UN-NAMEABLE ONE %              THIS FONT WAS SKETCHED BY NIK OF THE QUARTET                WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!


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% AUTOMATION MENU 333 %          ANOTHER ONE OF OUR CRAP SELECTIONS IN MY OPINION BUT YOU MIGHT LIKE THEM.     I HEAR THAT WAYNE SMITHSON WILL NOT BE CODING ON THE ST ANYMORE DUE TO LACK OF SOFTWARE SALES DUE TO PIRACY.    WELL WAYNE WHAT DO YOU EXPECT WITH SUCH TRIPE PROTECTION ROUTINES. YOU SHOULD HAVE COME TO ME FOR PROTECTION YOU SILLY STOS PROGRAMMER.   GOODBYE WAYNE. LET AMIGA OWNERS HAVE A LAUGH FOR A CHANGE. CHECK OUT SID ON ONE OF OUR DISKS AND SEE WHAT A STONEAGE UTILITY WAS USED IN THE CRACKING OF ANARCHY.  I ONLY USE SID     MUTIL    AND GENST II. BY THE WAY WAYNE! WHO SAID YOU COULD REMOVE OUR LSD! HEADER AND REPLACE IT WITH YOUR INITIALS......       PSYGNOSIS ALWAYS LACKED GOOD GAMES ANYWAY SO THEY WILL NOT BE MISSED ON THE ST....      SALUTATIONS GO TO PURSY    NIK   BIG EDDIE   DEREK MD    THE REPLICANTS    DELIGHT   THE EMPIRE   ST AMIGOS    THE LIGHT TEAM   PETE WILSON    MONTY    G FORCE    THE HOMEBOY    MOB    MIKE OF HOTLINE  AND THE BUTTON PRESSER......      YET ANOTHER MENU CODED BY THE          % THE UN-NAMEABLE ONE %              THIS FONT WAS SKETCHED BY NIK OF THE QUARTET                WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!


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AUTOMATION CD 334 SCROLLING BY...    HOWS ABOUT A GAME OF CHESS......     PRESS 1 FOR PSION CHESS 2.0     PRESS 2 FOR CHESSMASTER 2150    PRESS 3 FOR COLOSSUS CHESS       THERE IS ALSO SPACE FOR THE ODD SAVE GAME ON THIS DISK. WELL THERE WAS WHEN I RELEASED IT ANYWAY.     LOADS TO DO SO END OF SCROLL.....   


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AUTOMATION PRESENT CD 335 A -  COPY DISK 335 B - 82 TRACKS 10 SECTORS 2 SIDES ALL SECTORS. WRITE PROTECT CD 335 A AND B.  THERE ARE CODE WORDS IN THE BOOT SECTORS WHICH MUST NOT BE DESTROYED BY ANY VIRUS OR ANTI-VIRUS.  NOW PRESS 1 FOR SHADOW WARRIORS OR 2 FOR SCRAMBLE SPIRITS.   IF YOU CAN PACK SHADOW WARRIORS DISKS 2 AND 3 THEN YOU ARE A BETTER MAN THAN I.   HI THERE FOLKS!     WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS SCROLLER THEN?     IT'S PRETTY HARD TO READ ISN'T IT!     IN FACT, I'D SAY IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO READ!     I'M NOT GOING TO TYPE MUCH TEXT FOR THIS SCROLLER 'COZ IT WOULD BE A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME SO LET'S END HERE.....                       GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS   THE EMPIRE   MOB   LEELEE   OBERJE   THE UNNAMEABLE ONE    EDITMAN   DEREK MD    PETE WILSON   PURSY   IAN C   MIKE OF HOTLINE   


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AUTOMATION CD 336 EAR!.    ONLY EVERTON FC IS HACKED AND PACKED BY ME...  THANKS TO MOB FOR THE ORIGINAL.    THANKS TO AXE FOR SENDING ME LIN WU AND THANKS TO RAY GOULD FOR SENDING ME MIDNIGHT RESISTANCE.  GOOD PACK ILLEGAL BUT I DISCOVERED THAT YOU CAN NOT MOVE THE FILES AROUND SO HOW ABOUT  RIPPING OFF OUR FILE LOADER WHICH WILL READ THE FILES NO MATTER HOW BADLY THEY ARE SCATTERED ABOUT THE DISK!!!!         WHERE ARE THESE PRE RELEASE ORIGINALS QUARTEX...        HAS ANYONE SEEN THE MAN IN THE BOAT LATELY......       PERSONAL GREETS TO MAN DOWN    OLLY AND THE CHESTERFIELD GANGS      LINSKY   TOOLAN AND THE OLDHAM GANG THAT TURNED TO JELLY WHILST THE SITE AGENT WAS ON HOLIDAY.  ONLY 95 METRES IN A WEEK HUH!   SWEENY GOT 720 METRES IN YOU LAMERS!!!!       HEY SWEENY YOU LYING TOAD. YOU SAID THAT SLEDGEHAMMER THAT DROPPED ON YOUR HEAD DID NOT HURT. THEN WHY DID YOU NOT SHOW UP FOR WORK THE NEXT DAY. AND WHAT IS THIS I HEAR ABOUT THE HONEY MONSTER GIVING YOU A BLACK EYE.....  WHAT DID YOU EXPECT TO ACHIEVE BY TAKING THE PISS OUT OF A 6 FOOT 5    3 FOOT WIDE BLOKE WITH NO IQ.......       WHERES MY NEW TRANSIT REAGAN!  THIS VANETTE IS CRAP!!!         FRIENDLY GREETS TO PURSY    NIK   BIG EDDIE   DEREK MD    THE REPLICANTS ESPECIALLY R.AL AND SNAKE    DELIGHT ESPECIALLY TO AXE THE SIERRA MAN     THE EMPIRE ESPECIALLY ILLEGAL WHO APPEARS TO BE THEIR BEST CRACKER OF A QUALITY NATURE     ST AMIGOS    THE LIGHT TEAM   PETE WILSON    MOB    LEELEE    OBERJE    MIKE OF HOTLINE  AND THE BUTTON PRESSING MEDWAY BOY......      YET ANOTHER MENU CODED BY THE          % THE UN-NAMEABLE ONE %             COOL GRAFIX FROM PURSY ONCE AGIAN. PLEASE SEND SOME MORE COOL PICTURES...   THIS FONT WAS SKETCHED BY NIK OF THE QUARTET                WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!


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NO BORING SCROLLER THIS TIME. THIS ONE SHOULD BE INTERESTING AND WILL HOPEFULLY STIR THINGS UP A LITTLE. AT LEAST FOR THOSE WHO BUG ME.    WANTED!!!!  THE AUTHOR OF THE HACKERS HANDBOOK!!!!   YES FOLKS!   WHAT IS THIS HANDBOOK?   IT IS A MUST FOR A LAUGH AND A BIT OF SCANDAL BUT THEIR IS A TINT OF FAVOURITISM TOWARDS SOME PEOPLE IN IT.   THATS LIFE THOUGH!   THE MOST INTERESTING THING IS WHAT NON CRACKING ENTITIES HAVE TO SAY ABOUT CRACKERS.   I SAY THEY HAVE NO ROOM TO CRITICISE WHAT THEY CAN NOT DO THEMSELVES BUT CRITICS ARE USUALLY MADE UP OF ARSEHOLES...   BEFORE I GO ON CHECK OUT THE NEXT FEW CDS AS ONE WILL CONTAIN  THE STORY OF HAL AND HIS TRIP TO THE USA INCLUDING THE RIP OFF STUNTS HE PULLED AND THE BULLSHIT THAT BACKFIRED....  NOT TO MENTION THE FEAR OF HAVING A WASH       COMMONLY KNOWN AS   HATOWASHO PHOBIA.       THIS DISEASE IS SERIOUS SHIT MAN!        HERE WE HAVE MENU 338 AND AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED IT IS A CRAP MENU BUT THERE MAY BE SOMETHING OF INTEREST HERE FOR SOMEBODY.   NUFF SAID ABOUT THE MENU. NEXT ON THE AGENDA IS THIS SILLY HACKERS HANDBOOK BY NONE OTHER THAN SUPERDICK...   HEAD WHOEVER HE IS!     WHOEVER WROTE THIS PROGRAM IS OBVIOUSLY A LAMER WITH BIG IDEAS AND NO BRAINS TO PUT THEM TO USE. WHERE IS THIS PERFECTIONIST AND HIS CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE ST. COME ON DICK! GIVE US ALL A LAUGH!     THIS GUY SLAGS EVERYONE BAR THE BBC AND THE MEDWAY BOYS SO IT SHOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT TO WORK OUT WHO HE IS IF I WAS INTERESTED WHICH I AM NOT.  RUMOUR HAS IT THAT IT IS HAL! BUT I THINK NOT!         ANYHOW. SINCE THIS GUY LIKES THE BBC AND THE MEDWAY BOYS I WILL TELL YOU A STORY.  THE CLOG ALIAS ZIPPY OF THE MEDWAY BOY USES A CARTRIDGE TO CRACK SOME GAMES WHICH TO ME MAKES HIM A FAKE CRACKER. THERE ARE NO EXCUSES FOR CHEATING IN THIS WAY I AM AFRAID.  AS FOR THE BBC BEING PERFECT.  TELL ME ABOUT NEW ZEALAND STORY WITH NO LEVEL 5   OR IMPOSSOMOLE WHICH DOES NOT RUN ON STE AND 1.9 TOS   OR TOM AND JERRY TWO THAT CRASHED AFTER ONE GAME.  MOST APPERAED ON AUTOMATION MENUS TO BEGIN WITH AND I FIXED TOM AND JERRY...   I DID THE GOOD VERSION OF NEW ZEALAND STORY...   BUT I DO NOT HAVE A 1.9 TO FIX IMPOSSOMOLE ON.   WHY SHOULD I BE DOING THIS WHEN THEY ARE NOT MY MISTAKES. THE BBC DO NOT WANT TO FIX IMPOSSOMOLE. THEY SAY THEY ARE NOT PART OF AUTOMATION BUT I SAY THAT IS A POOR EXCUSE! CMON ANDY FIX IT!     WELL YOU SEE. I HATE BUGS AND I WILL STAMP OUT THE PRICK WHO WROTE HACKERS GUIDE.             USE YOUR OWN LOADER CODE AND SOMEONE ELSES PACKER CLOGGY. YOU WINGEING BUTTON PRESSING PUFF......        YOU MOAN AS IF I COULD NOT CRACK WHAT YOU HAVE CRACKED WHEN ALL YOU MEAN TO DO IS PUT ME DOWN.  I DO NOT USE A CARTRIDGE TO CRACK AND I STILL DO MORE STUFF THAN YOU AND NONE OF THIS ONE DISK VERSION CRAP.    THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT YOU IS THE SPEED YOU DO STUFF AND I KNOW THAT THE REASON FOR THAT IS A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS. YOU ARE LIVING OFF THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE A FAST SUPPLIER. THAT DOES NOT MAKE YOU GOOD     JUST FORTUNATE.    IT IS EASY TO DO QUICK CRACKS AND SPREAD YOUR NAME ABOUT ON LOADS OF STUFF.        IT SHOULD NOT BE LONG BEFORE YOU READ THIS BUT SO WHAT!  WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT!      PIPSQUEEK!        YOU HAD A BALL SLAGGING ME SO IT IS ABOUT TIME EVERYONE KNEW A BIT ABOUT YOU.   IF I HAD YOUR SUPPLIERS I WOULD PISS ALL OVER YOU!!!!!!          WELL NOW HERE IS THE LAW WITH A RANT.........      THIS IS THE LAW BACK AT LONG LAST...   I AM HERE FOR A SPECIFIC REASON, SO PLEASE DO NOT STOP READING   QUICKY MESSAGE TO ALIEN....   PP 45 F-19 WAS A GOOD DISK. PLEASE DO NOT F-29 RETALIATE FOR THE FOLLOWING TEXT NOW THAT WE ARE AT PEACE, I JUST FELT IT NEEDED TO BE MADE PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE....   NOW....    THE REASON IS THAT EVEN THOUGH I AM NOW AT PEACE WITH ALIEN AND THE POMPEY PIRATES I FEEL I ---MUST--- ANSWER THEIR LITTLE MESSAGE TO ME ON POMPEY PIRATES 44....    1. YOU SAID THAT CLOUD KINGDOMS DOES --NOT-- USE THOSE FILES...   THEN WHY DOES IT LOAD THEM?  AND WHY DID YOU ADMIT TO ME THAT IT DID USE THEM ON THE PHONE?  AND WHEN DID I SAY THAT THE GAME COULD NOT BE --FINISHED-- WITHOUT THEM?     I SAID THE --DEMO-- MODE DID NOT WORK PROPERLY WITHOUT THEM!    IF THE GAME USES THE DATA FILES THEN I FEEL IT SHOULD HAVE ACCESS TO THEM, DON'T YOU?  WHAT HAPPENED TO 100 PERCENT POMPEY PIRATE HACKS?  ALSO, WHY USE A REPLICANTS HACK OF CLOUD KINGDOMS WHEN IT WAS ONLY A ROB N. INTERNAL?  2. DAMOCLES. IT WAS A BIT TRICKY TO DO WITHOUT A CARTRIDGE BUT IF YOU SPENT 45 MINUTES ON IT THEN YOU SPENT 30 MINUTES TOO LONG!  THIS IS EXCLUDING PACKING TIME!    3. MISTAKES.  WE MAY HAVE MADE MORE MISTAKES THAN YOU BUT WE ALSO FIX THEM AND --ADMIT-- TO THEM. ALSO I FEEL THAT WHEN WE HAVE DONE 300 PLUS DISKS AND YOU ARE JUST REACHING 50 YOU SHOULD NOT MOAN! HOW MANY WILL YOU HAVE MADE BY THE TIME YOU GET TO 300 IF YOU EVER DO!    AND DO NOT GIVE ME QUALITY NOT QUANTITY AGAIN! WHY NOT BOTH?   4. SOON...  MEANS WHEN SHARAZ RETURNS THE ORIGINAL....   5. UNCLE SCROOGE IS ME THE LAW AND YOU NEVER REALISED?   AS WE ARE NOW AT PEACE I'LL IGNORE