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Message started by ggn on 20.12.08 at 21:44:01

Title: Re: Scrollers project!
Post by ggn on 01.01.09 at 21:28:33
#121

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            WELCOME TO AUTOMATION DISK 121,AGAIN COMPILED BY ANDY THE ARFLING,BUT NO NEED TO WORRY ON THE SCROLLER FRONT BECAUSE I'M NOT WRITING THIS ONE, JUST A QUICK DISCLAIMER : ANYTHIND SAID IN THE FOLLOWING SCROLLER IS ENTIRELY FICTICOUS.NOW ON WITH THE SHOW..... BBC, THE BEST SHOWS....     TO SCROLL OR NOT TO SCROLL,THAT IS THE QUESTION..... THIS IS ELTRON.... TELL ME BOY, DO YOU HAVE ROOM..... IN YOUR HEART.... FOR THE COMPUTER BOOM..... HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS. LET'S GO AND SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING ON THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT. AND WHERE DO YOU FIND THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT? THAT'S RIGHT CHILDREN - THROUGH THE BROKEN WINDOW..... IN THE GARDEN TODAY ARE DOUGHAL AND FLORENCE. "FLORENCE,# SAID DOUGHAL,"ARE YOU A VIRGIN ?# "YOU'D BETTER ASK ZEBEDY ABOUT THAT" SAID FLORENCE, "BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON THE PILL# SAID DOUGHAL. "NO,I USE ZEBEDY'S COIL#. DOUGHAL COULD SEE HE WAS BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE, SO HE WEED UP FLORENCE'S LEG INSTEAD. WE NO A SONG ABOUT THAT,DON'T WE CHILDREN. I CAN SEE SOMEONE ELSE IN THE GARDEN, HE'S A LITTLE CHAP IN BLUE AND WHITE STRIPED PYJAMAS AND A LITTLE BOBBLE HAT. NOW WHO DO YOU THINK THAT COULD BE? DO YOU THINK IT'S ANDY-PANDY CHILDREN? ALMOST RIGHT,IT'S ANDY ARFLING. LET'S ALL WAVE TO HIM. ARE YOU WAVING CHILDREN? (DON'T YOU FEEL STUPID WAVING AT YOUR ST,I HOPE NOBODY'S WATCHING YOU) "HELLO ANDY ARFLING# SAID DOUGHAL. "WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING#. "I'V BEEN PLAYING WITH LOOPY-LOO# SAID ANDY."YOU DIRTY LITTLE PERVERT# SAID FLORENCE. "HAVEN'T YOU GOT GAMES TO CRACK,HACK,PACK AND ALL THAT# SAID DOUGHAL. "I THOUGHT I'D LET THE WOODEN TOPS,CHRISPY AND PHIL,HAVE SOME OF THE GLORY FOR THE CHANGE. I'M GOING TO UNIVERSITY SOON AND I'VE GOT TO STUDY#. "BIOLOGY PRATICAL WITH LOOPY LOO!# SAID DOUGHAL WITH A KNOWING SMILE. "WAIT A SECOND# SAID FLORENCE,"HOW CAN A DOG GIVE A KNOWING SMILE?# "TWO REASONS# SAID THE OMNI-PRESENT NARRATOR, "FIRSTLY THIS IS CHILDREN'S TELLY SO ANYTHING IS ALLOWED,AND SECONDLY,DOUGHAL DRINKS CARLING BLACK NAME-TAG#. "SHOULD WE REALLY BE TALKING ABOUT ALCOHOL ON CHILDREN'S TV?# PERSISTED FLORENCE. "SHUT UP FLORENCE,YOU'RE SO SQAURE SOMETIMES# SAID DOUGHAL. JUST THE BRIAN CAME BY MOVING AS FAST AS ANY SNAIL WITH A RED STRIPE DOWN HIS SHELL CAN, "WHAT'S THE HURRY, BRIAN?# SAID FLORENCE, "THAT FRENCH CHEF FROM THE LUNCH TIME COOKERY PROGRAM IS AFTER ME AGAIN#. "DID YOU KNOW THAT THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT IS IN FACT FRENCH AND ALL OUR VOICES ARE DUBBED ON AFTERWARDS IN ENGLISH" SAID ANDY ARFLING, TRYING TO PROVE THAT HE IS WORTHY OF ONE OF THE COUNTRY'S TOP UNIVERSITIES. "YOU MEAN I AM REALLY FRENCH?# SAID DOUGHAL, "WELL IF I AM A FRENCH DOG I'D BETTER GO OUT AND CATCH RABIES LIKE ALL THE OTHER FRENCH DOGS.#  "AND I'D BETTER GO AND TAKE ALL MY UNDERWEAR OFF AND LOOSE ALL MY BRITISH BROADCASTING CORPORATION MORALS# SAID FLORENCE. "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD ANY# SAID DOUGHAL. "PISS OFF# SAID FLORENCE. "THAT'S THE SPIRIT# SAID BRIAN (REAL NAME : PIERRE) "WELCOME TO EUROPE.#  MEANWHILE,IN THE WOODENTOPS' LITTLE HOUSE,PHIL AND CHRISPY ARE HARD AT IT. THEN MAZ WENT HOME AND THEY WERE ABLE TO GET ON WITH SOME WORK. "I'VE JUST CRACKED XYBOTS INTO FILES IN 57 SECONDS# SAID PHIL. HE NEEDN'T HAVE BOTHERED SINCE CHRISPY WAS REALLY STILL IN AMERICA AND WAS ONLY THERE IN SPIRIT TO STOP MAZ GETTING TOTALLY BORED.I THINK THIS HAS GONE ON FAR TOO SERIOUSLY LONG ENOUGH BY HALF. I AM ELTRON, THE SUPER HANGER-ON, SCROLL-WRITER EXCLUSIVELY TO THE BBC (ALTHOUGH I CAN BE BOUGHT). ALTHOUGH SHE DENIES IT VIGOROUSLY, THIS SCROLLER WAS CO-WRITTEN BY GILL. I KNOW THIS IS A RELATIVELY SHORT SCROLLER BY MY STANDARDS, BUT I HOPE YOU FOUND IT ENTERTAINING. I BELIEVE IN QUALITY RATHER THAN QUANTITY, BESIDES, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU SELECTED ONE OF THE GREAT GAMES CONTAINED ON THE AUTOMATION DISK. IF YOU ARE ABROAD, CONTACT US. JUST SAY HI AND TELL US WHAT YOU THINK OF OUR STUFF. ARE WE BIG IN JAPAN? ARE WE INTO AMERICA? BACK IN THE USSR? NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE ALL YOU NEED IS SOFTWARE, SWEET SOFTWARE, THERE'L BE SOFTWARE EVERYWHERE! YEAH! I'M SURE WE MUST HAVE MADE IT IN EUROPE BY NOW. THIS IS ELTRON (WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM GILL) OF THE BBC SIGNING OFF UNTIL THE NEXT TIME, STAY COOL EVERYONE.                                      W R A P                


#121v2

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            THIS MENU NOW RUNS FINE ON 4 MEG MACHINES SO PLEASE SPREAD ME TO DISTANT PLACES.                WELCOME TO AUTOMATION DISK 121,AGAIN COMPILED BY ANDY THE ARFLING,BUT NO NEED TO WORRY ON THE SCROLLER FRONT BECAUSE I'M NOT WRITING THIS ONE, JUST A QUICK DISCLAIMER : ANYTHIND SAID IN THE FOLLOWING SCROLLER IS ENTIRELY FICTICOUS.NOW ON WITH THE SHOW..... BBC, THE BEST SHOWS....     TO SCROLL OR NOT TO SCROLL,THAT IS THE QUESTION..... THIS IS ELTRON.... TELL ME BOY, DO YOU HAVE ROOM..... IN YOUR HEART.... FOR THE COMPUTER BOOM..... HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS. LET'S GO AND SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING ON THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT. AND WHERE DO YOU FIND THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT? THAT'S RIGHT CHILDREN - THROUGH THE BROKEN WINDOW..... IN THE GARDEN TODAY ARE DOUGHAL AND FLORENCE. "FLORENCE,# SAID DOUGHAL,"ARE YOU A VIRGIN ?# "YOU'D BETTER ASK ZEBEDY ABOUT THAT" SAID FLORENCE, "BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON THE PILL# SAID DOUGHAL. "NO,I USE ZEBEDY'S COIL#. DOUGHAL COULD SEE HE WAS BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE, SO HE WEED UP FLORENCE'S LEG INSTEAD. WE NO A SONG ABOUT THAT,DON'T WE CHILDREN. I CAN SEE SOMEONE ELSE IN THE GARDEN, HE'S A LITTLE CHAP IN BLUE AND WHITE STRIPED PYJAMAS AND A LITTLE BOBBLE HAT. NOW WHO DO YOU THINK THAT COULD BE? DO YOU THINK IT'S ANDY-PANDY CHILDREN? ALMOST RIGHT,IT'S ANDY ARFLING. LET'S ALL WAVE TO HIM. ARE YOU WAVING CHILDREN? (DON'T YOU FEEL STUPID WAVING AT YOUR ST,I HOPE NOBODY'S WATCHING YOU) "HELLO ANDY ARFLING# SAID DOUGHAL. "WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING#. "I'V BEEN PLAYING WITH LOOPY-LOO# SAID ANDY."YOU DIRTY LITTLE PERVERT# SAID FLORENCE. "HAVEN'T YOU GOT GAMES TO CRACK,HACK,PACK AND ALL THAT# SAID DOUGHAL. "I THOUGHT I'D LET THE WOODEN TOPS,CHRISPY AND PHIL,HAVE SOME OF THE GLORY FOR THE CHANGE. I'M GOING TO UNIVERSITY SOON AND I'VE GOT TO STUDY#. "BIOLOGY PRATICAL WITH LOOPY LOO!# SAID DOUGHAL WITH A KNOWING SMILE. "WAIT A SECOND# SAID FLORENCE,"HOW CAN A DOG GIVE A KNOWING SMILE?# "TWO REASONS# SAID THE OMNI-PRESENT NARRATOR, "FIRSTLY THIS IS CHILDREN'S TELLY SO ANYTHING IS ALLOWED,AND SECONDLY,DOUGHAL DRINKS CARLING BLACK NAME-TAG#. "SHOULD WE REALLY BE TALKING ABOUT ALCOHOL ON CHILDREN'S TV?# PERSISTED FLORENCE. "SHUT UP FLORENCE,YOU'RE SO SQAURE SOMETIMES# SAID DOUGHAL. JUST THE BRIAN CAME BY MOVING AS FAST AS ANY SNAIL WITH A RED STRIPE DOWN HIS SHELL CAN, "WHAT'S THE HURRY, BRIAN?# SAID FLORENCE, "THAT FRENCH CHEF FROM THE LUNCH TIME COOKERY PROGRAM IS AFTER ME AGAIN#. "DID YOU KNOW THAT THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT IS IN FACT FRENCH AND ALL OUR VOICES ARE DUBBED ON AFTERWARDS IN ENGLISH" SAID ANDY ARFLING, TRYING TO PROVE THAT HE IS WORTHY OF ONE OF THE COUNTRY'S TOP UNIVERSITIES. "YOU MEAN I AM REALLY FRENCH?# SAID DOUGHAL, "WELL IF I AM A FRENCH DOG I'D BETTER GO OUT AND CATCH RABIES LIKE ALL THE OTHER FRENCH DOGS.#  "AND I'D BETTER GO AND TAKE ALL MY UNDERWEAR OFF AND LOOSE ALL MY BRITISH BROADCASTING CORPORATION MORALS# SAID FLORENCE. "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD ANY# SAID DOUGHAL. "PISS OFF# SAID FLORENCE. "THAT'S THE SPIRIT# SAID BRIAN (REAL NAME : PIERRE) "WELCOME TO EUROPE.#  MEANWHILE,IN THE WOODENTOPS' LITTLE HOUSE,PHIL AND CHRISPY ARE HARD AT IT. THEN MAZ WENT HOME AND THEY WERE ABLE TO GET ON WITH SOME WORK. "I'VE JUST CRACKED XYBOTS INTO FILES IN 57 SECONDS# SAID PHIL. HE NEEDN'T HAVE BOTHERED SINCE CHRISPY WAS REALLY STILL IN AMERICA AND WAS ONLY THERE IN SPIRIT TO STOP MAZ GETTING TOTALLY BORED.I THINK THIS HAS GONE ON FAR TOO SERIOUSLY LONG ENOUGH BY HALF. I AM ELTRON, THE SUPER HANGER-ON, SCROLL-WRITER EXCLUSIVELY TO THE BBC (ALTHOUGH I CAN BE BOUGHT). ALTHOUGH SHE DENIES IT VIGOROUSLY, THIS SCROLLER WAS CO-WRITTEN BY GILL. I KNOW THIS IS A RELATIVELY SHORT SCROLLER BY MY STANDARDS, BUT I HOPE YOU FOUND IT ENTERTAINING. I BELIEVE IN QUALITY RATHER THAN QUANTITY, BESIDES, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU SELECTED ONE OF THE GREAT GAMES CONTAINED ON THE AUTOMATION DISK. IF YOU ARE ABROAD, CONTACT US. JUST SAY HI AND TELL US WHAT YOU THINK OF OUR STUFF. ARE WE BIG IN JAPAN? ARE WE INTO AMERICA? BACK IN THE USSR? NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE ALL YOU NEED IS SOFTWARE, SWEET SOFTWARE, THERE'L BE SOFTWARE EVERYWHERE! YEAH! I'M SURE WE MUST HAVE MADE IT IN EUROPE BY NOW. THIS IS ELTRON (WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM GILL) OF THE BBC SIGNING OFF UNTIL THE NEXT TIME, STAY COOL EVERYONE.                                      W R A P                


#122

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        HI THERE FOLKS AND WELCOME TO AUTOMATION DISK 122,     MENU BY ANDY THE ARFLING.        GREETS GO TO ALL USUAL PEOPLE, THE MEDWAY BOYS, THE TIMELORDS, THE LOST BOYS, ARMANI, STAN THE MAN, JOBIL AND JOHN, HAL AND THE EDITMAN, DEREK M.D.  AND NOT FORGETTING THE MEGA-MIGHTY CAREBEARS ( SLURP,SLURP ).  MY APOLOGIES THAT THIS DISK COMES AFTER 124 AND 127 BUT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO HACK GAUNTLET II, MORE NEWS ON THAT FRONT SOME OTHER TIME. I'VE HEARD VIGILANTE IS CAUSING SOME GRIEF AND AGGREVATION TO SOME PEOPLE,  WILL SOMEONE SEND IT TO ME,PLEASE!     HOW DID YOU LIKE THE SCROLL MESSAGE ON THE LAST DISK, WRITTEN BY ELTRON,I NOW HAVE TWO MORE SCROLLERS FROM HIM,BUT I'VE NO TIME OR DISK SPACE FOR ANOTHER ONE NOW.   NOW FOR ANOTHER PLEA,WOULD PEOPLE PLEASE STOP PHONING ME AND TELLING ME THAT AUTOMATION ARE SPLITTING UP,IT'S JUST NOT TRUE, DISK 200 HERE WE COME!   MESSAGE TO BIRDY, I'VE HEARD THAT YOU THINK I WAS BULL-SHITTING WHEN I SAID I'VE CRACKED THE UNION DEMO, JUST NAME A SCREEN AND I'LL SEND IT TO YOU IN A FILE,SO THERE,SUCK ON THAT!    WELL,I'M GOING WRAP THINGS UP NOW,SO CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERIO FROM ME,ANDY THE ARFLING.  


#123

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 OH NO!  MENU 123 IS HERE                      WELL HERE ARE A FEW MORE GAMES FOR YOUR COLLECTION    TIME SCANNER SHOULD WORK ON ALL MACHINES    SO HOPEFULLY NO PROBLEMS THERE   WE WILL SHORTLY BE USING A NEW LOADING SYSTEM WHICH WILL(POSSIBLY) MEAN AN END TO 1 MEG FILES      SO WATCH OUT FOR THAT REAL SOON             BYE BYE YET AGAIN            SEE YA                                


#123v2

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 OH NO!  MENU 123 IS HERE                      WELL HERE ARE A FEW MORE GAMES FOR YOUR COLLECTION    TIME SCANNER SHOULD WORK ON ALL MACHINES    SO HOPEFULLY NO PROBLEMS THERE   WE WILL SHORTLY BE USING A NEW LOADING SYSTEM WHICH WILL(POSSIBLY) MEAN AN END TO 1 MEG FILES      SO WATCH OUT FOR THAT REAL SOON             BYE BYE YET AGAIN            SEE YA                                


#124

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    YES, IT MUST BE BORDER SCROLL TIME AGAIN.     THE UN-NAMEABLES BRING YOU A NEW MENU-DEMO, CODED BY THE LAW, WITH ALL GRAPHICS BY PHILL. THIS MENU IS DEDICATED TO ALL THOSE WHO WRITE CRAPPY TUNES FOR GAMES, AND WE HAVE USED PARADOX'S ONLY TUNE TO GET OUR MESSAGE ACROSS - HOW ABOUT A DIFFERENT TUNE NEXT TIME, PARADOX ?      THE MUSIC MAY BE MIDI COMPATABLE, BUT DON'T COUNT ON IT!!     MULTIPLE MESSAGE SCROLLERS ARE QUITE HANDY, DON'T YOU THINK.                           I'M DOWN HERE, STOP READING THE BORING ONE UP TOP               BETTER RESTART THE BOTTOM SCROLL AGAIN SOON.........     BUT NOT YET..........       THE ANSWER IS 42           SPACE, THE FINAL FRONTIER - THERE IS NO SPACE ON AN AUTOMATION DISK!!    THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM FIREBLASTER/CHOPPER X/VETERAN/WARZONE...ETC...ETC...   YES, THIS MENU IS AIMED STRAIGHT AT THE WORST PROGRAMMING TEAM IN THE U.K., (NO, NOT PROBE!), BUT PARADOX/SOFTWARE HORIZONS - ZX80 GAMES WERE MORE FUN (WITH BETTER MUSIC - IT DIDN'T HAVE A SOUND CHIP!)   .......... WHY DID THE MONKEY FALL OUT OF THE TREE ................  IT WAS DEAD!!!          WHY HAVE YOU NOT LOADED A GAME UP YET ?!?    ARE YOU REALLY !?! LISTENING TO THE MUSIC ?!?   ARE YOU TONE DEAF ?!?   IF YOU WANT TIDY MUSIC SHOVE IN THE B.I.G./AMIGA/UNION DEMOS - NOW THAT'S MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!       WORST GAME PACKED SO FAR IS 'RIPCORD' (AND IT WASN'T WRITTEN BY PARADOX)     ACTUALLY PARADOX DID WRITE ONE (AND ONLY ONE) GOOD GAME - YES, IT WAS 'INTO THE EAGLES NEST' - BRILL!!  (SORRY, BUT I HAVE JUST REMEMBERED THAT PANDORA WROTE EAGLES NEST - SORRY PARADOX, YOU STRIKE OUT WITH ZERO GOOD GAMES!!)  SHOVE OFF - I 'AIN'T TYPING ANY MORE CRAPPY TEXT FOR YOU TO READ - GO AND BUY A BOOK IF YOU LIKE READING THAT MUCH!!                              IF BBC ONE CAN DO IT, SO CAN I   -- REPEATING -- REPEATING -- REPEATING - REPEATING -                                                 AUTOMATION - THE COMPACTION MASTERS       WELCOME TO CD 124       AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF THE FOLLOWING MEMBERS........        WAS (NOT WAS) - RETIRED        THE L.S.D. (OZZWALD, MARL AND REBEL)       SHARAZ JEK       IAN. C       THE UN-NAMEABLES (THE LAW, PHILL, DACK AND FRODO)       COR BLIMY NOT ARF (NEIL, LANCE AND STEP)       BBC       VAPOUR        ~~~~~ MESSAGE REPEATS ~~~~~                


#125

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THIS IS MENU 125  -  WOT NO INFORMATION FILE , WELL I AM AFRAID THAT HAS BEEN DELAYED FOR A FEW MORE DISKS!   NOTHING EARTHSHAKING ON THIS ONE , BUT SOME MORE BITS FOR YOUR COLLECTION   DO NOT FORGET THAT THERE ARE NOW A DISK 69 PT 4.    YOU CAN EXPECT THINGS TO BE A BIT QUIETER FROM ME (OZZ) SHORTLY , AS I AM BUYING A HOUSE AND WILL BE SORTING THAT OUT , DECORATING ETC. FOR A WHILE , BUT I WILL STILL BE DOING A FEW MENU'S , THE BBC ARE GOING TO CONTINUE TO DO THE ODD MENU HERE AND THERE     PLUS THE LAW IS GOING TO DO ONE OR TWO MENU'S , SO WE ARE A LONG WAY FROM STOPPING!      ANYWAY I THINK THAT ABOUT COVERS EVERYTHING , SO I BID YOU ALL FAREWELL!                                        OLLEH WOH ERA UOY GNIOD   I EPOH UOY ERA GNIVAH ON SMELBORP GNIDAER SIHT EGASSEM                                   STILL THERE?                                     HELLO WAYNE , ARE YOU GOING TO READ ALL OF THIS SCROLLER?                    YES!                   I THOUGHT SO               MORK CALLING ORSON , MORK CALLING ORSON               HEY ORSON , THERE ARE SOME REALLY STRANGE PEOPLE DOWN ON THIS EARTH PLACE , THEY SPEND HOURS PLAYING WITH LITTLE BOXES OF PLASTIC , WEIRD EH!           TDKLAJVNGHJ       MESSAGE NOW SCRAMBLED        TIME UP SUCKER   --->              


#125v2

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THIS IS MENU 125  -  WOT NO INFORMATION FILE , WELL I AM AFRAID THAT HAS BEEN DELAYED FOR A FEW MORE DISKS!   NOTHING EARTHSHAKING ON THIS ONE , BUT SOME MORE BITS FOR YOUR COLLECTION   DO NOT FORGET THAT THERE ARE NOW A DISK 69 PT 4.    YOU CAN EXPECT THINGS TO BE A BIT QUIETER FROM ME (OZZ) SHORTLY , AS I AM BUYING A HOUSE AND WILL BE SORTING THAT OUT , DECORATING ETC. FOR A WHILE , BUT I WILL STILL BE DOING A FEW MENU'S , THE BBC ARE GOING TO CONTINUE TO DO THE ODD MENU HERE AND THERE     PLUS THE LAW IS GOING TO DO ONE OR TWO MENU'S , SO WE ARE A LONG WAY FROM STOPPING!      ANYWAY I THINK THAT ABOUT COVERS EVERYTHING , SO I BID YOU ALL FAREWELL!                                        OLLEH WOH ERA UOY GNIOD   I EPOH UOY ERA GNIVAH ON SMELBORP GNIDAER SIHT EGASSEM                                   STILL THERE?                                     HELLO WAYNE , ARE YOU GOING TO READ ALL OF THIS SCROLLER?                    YES!                   I THOUGHT SO               MORK CALLING ORSON , MORK CALLING ORSON               HEY ORSON , THERE ARE SOME REALLY STRANGE PEOPLE DOWN ON THIS EARTH PLACE , THEY SPEND HOURS PLAYING WITH LITTLE BOXES OF PLASTIC , WEIRD EH!           TDKLAJVNGHJ       MESSAGE NOW SCRAMBLED        TIME UP SUCKER   --->              


#126

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   WELCOME TO --- A U T O M A T I O N   1 2 6 ---         THIS DISK WAS CODED AND COMPILED BY THE LAW OF THE UN-NAMEABLES.        AND NOW FOR THE MEGA-INTERESTING-I-CAN'T-WAIT-TO-READ-THEM-BECAUSE-I-AM-REALLY-QUITE-A-VERY-BIG-FAN-AND-LOVE-THE-WAY-THEY-LOOK-GREETINGS!!!    PERSONALS TO:     COL,BRI,BOB,DACK,MAL.......       NORMALS TO:     BBC CREW (GREAT MENUS - CHRISPY NOODLE'S MUSIC IS FAB!),TCB (VERY NICE DEMO),THE BLADE RUNNERS AND THE UNION......         NOW FOR SOME MESSAGES:      MEDWAY BOYS - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU UP TO?  GILBERT WAS A DEMO OF LEVEL ONE, LIBERATOR IS NOT PACKED, YOUR ONE PLANE SCROLL TIMES OUT IN 60HZ, AND MANY, MANY MORE....     TIME TO WRAP COS WRITING THE TEXT IS ALMOST AS BORING AS READING IT - KEEP ON PACKING, GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!         ------------> 5 ------------> 4 ------------> 3 ------------> 2 ------------> 1 ------------> 0           ONLY KIDDING! WAIT FOR MORE SCROLL SOON..........          ONLY KIDDING AGAIN........       WRAPPING.........        


#127

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AUTOMATION BRING YOU YET ANOTHER CD . . . . THE SCROLLER WAS CODED BY SAMUEL BERCOVICI FROM ISRAEL AND THE GRAFIX WERE DONE BY PURSY.   HOW IS IT HANGING RICK   CD NEWS . . . CD SIXTY NINE PART ONE HAS BEEN REPACKED WITH THE NEW PACKER. BMX SIMULATOR HAS BEEN REPACKED WITH THE NEW PACKER. THE OBLITERATOR MUSIC HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM CD NINETY THREE  CD NINETY FOUR AND CD NINETY FIVE BECAUSE IT FREAKED OUT THE SYSTEM AND INTERFERED WITH CERTAIN GAMES CAUSING THEM NOT TO RUN PROPERLY. THE MENU PROGRAM FOR CD103 WAS REASSEMBLED AS SKRULL SHOULD BE RUN FROM THE DESKTOP AS A TOS FILE. XYBOTS WAS ALTERED TO RUN ON ALL SYSTEMS . . . . WAS NOT WAS IS DEAD . . . . . WHY . . . . . BECAUSE . . . . . . HE IS GETTING TOO MUCH HASSLE FROM CERTAIN SOFTWARE HOUSES AND HE IS GETTING MARRIED , SO HE DOES NOT HAVE MUCH TIME TO HACK ANYWAY.         WHAT HAS FOUR LEGS AND AN ARM . . . . . . . A ROTTWEILER . . . . . . . WELL HI THERE I GUESS YOU COME FROM INDIANA , WHAT WITH YOU BEING AN INDIAN AN ALL . . . . . .  AND I CAN ONLY ASSUME THAT SOMEWHERE OUT THERE IS A PLACE CALLED PLONKER               GREATINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS   THE OVERLANDERS   THE CAREBEARS   TEX   MCA   FLEXIBLE FRONT   WEIRD SCIENCE   THE MEDWAY BOYS   EDITMAN   THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY   SERVO   SEWER SOFTWARE   PURSY   TIMELORD   COSWORTH   THE SUNNYBOYS   ARNO IN AUSTRIA   MARKUS IN WEST GERMANY   THE GIGABYTE CREW   THE TNT CREW , GHOST   VECTOR AND OF COURSE YOU AND ANYONE ELSE WE FORGOT . . . . . . .          


#128

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        DISK 128 - MORE AUTOMATION BITS AND PIECES , WELL AT THIS RATE WE WILL BE DOING OUR 1000TH GAME BEFORE TOO LONG , ALSO COMING SOON   -    WE WILL BE RELAUNCHING EVEN MORE OF THE OLD DISKS , WITH EXTRA GAMES ON!      I NOTICED THAT SOME SCUMBAG HAS RIPPED OFF OUR DISK ZERO (SINBAD) AND PUT THERE NAME ON IT , WELL AS THIS GAME WAS ONLY EVER RELEASED IN A COMPACTED FORM , I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW HOW THEY PACKED IT!     WELL THAT IS GOING TO BE A FORTHCOMING REPACK , SO THAT WILL F**K THEM OFF                 SO FROM AUTOMATION H.Q.   I SAY  -  ALL SECURE MATE!          


#129

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     DISK 129 , YES THIS IS THE THIRD MENU THAT I HAVE DONE IN THREE DAYS , I AM RUNNING OUT OF STUFF TO TYPE INTO THE SCROLLERS , SO I WILL DIGRESS A LITTLE AT THIS POINT  -   YES THE OLD AUTOMATION ARE SPLITTING UP RUMOUR , I THINK THIS HAS COME ABOUT BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE WOULD LIKE US TO DO WHAT WE ARE DOING NOW ON THE AMIGA!  I HAVE BEEN ASKED BY SEVERAL PEOPLE TO START MEGA-PACKING ON THE AMIGA - NO CHANCE GUYS!   WHY DO THEY WANT US TO PACK ON THE AMIGA , WHEN THE MACHINE IS SO WONDERFUL?    WELL IT GOES LIKE THIS , APPROX. 14 MONTHS AGO , I (OZZ) BOUGHT A 1040STFM , BUT BEFORE THAT L.S.D. HAD BEEN PACKING STUFF ON THE AMIGA , WE WERE NOT THE BEST , BUT AT THAT TIME THERE WERE A FEW GROUPS PACKING STUFF , UNFORTUNATELY THEY ALL SEEM TO (LIKE US) RETIRED , SO THE AMIGA IS NOW FULL OF WANKERS , ANYONE WITH AN AMIGA WILL KNOW WHAT I MEAN - PEOLPLE DO THE MINIMUM POSSIBLE TO CRACK SOMETHING , THEN PUT THERE NAME ALL OVER IT , OR WORSE THEY PUT A BORING INTRO (BY AMIGA STANDARDS) ON THE FRONT AND TELL EVERYONE HOW THEY ARE THE BEST , WELL IF YOU GUYS ARE SO GOOD , WHY DO YOU NOT PACK STUFF , TOO HARD FOR WANKERS LIKE THEM , I SUPPOSE     GROUPS LIKE THESE E.G. QUARTEX   MERELY HAVE SOME GUY WHO SPENDS ALL HIS TIME ON A MODEM , WELL ON THE AMIGA THAT MAKES YOU A SUPERGROUP!   SO I AM NOT SLAGGING THE AMIGA AS A COMPUTER (AN EXCELLENT MACHINE - IT IS BETTER THAN THE ST , UNFORTUNATELY WITH MOST SOFTWARE PORTED IT IS HARD TO TELL!) , THAT IS WHY I DISLIKE THE AMIGA SCENE - 99.9 PERCENT OF OWNERS ARE WANKERS!   ASK THEM HOW MANY GAMES ON HOW MANY DISKS ANY AMIGA OWNER HAS , I BET YOU HAVE TWICE AS MANY GAMES ON HALF THE DISK!        DISK 250 BEFORE JULY 1990 OR I WILL RETIRE FOREVER!!!!!          


#129v2

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     DISK 129 , YES THIS IS THE THIRD MENU THAT I HAVE DONE IN THREE DAYS , I AM RUNNING OUT OF STUFF TO TYPE INTO THE SCROLLERS , SO I WILL DIGRESS A LITTLE AT THIS POINT  -   YES THE OLD AUTOMATION ARE SPLITTING UP RUMOUR , I THINK THIS HAS COME ABOUT BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE WOULD LIKE US TO DO WHAT WE ARE DOING NOW ON THE AMIGA!  I HAVE BEEN ASKED BY SEVERAL PEOPLE TO START MEGA-PACKING ON THE AMIGA - NO CHANCE GUYS!   WHY DO THEY WANT US TO PACK ON THE AMIGA , WHEN THE MACHINE IS SO WONDERFUL?    WELL IT GOES LIKE THIS , APPROX. 14 MONTHS AGO , I (OZZ) BOUGHT A 1040STFM , BUT BEFORE THAT L.S.D. HAD BEEN PACKING STUFF ON THE AMIGA , WE WERE NOT THE BEST , BUT AT THAT TIME THERE WERE A FEW GROUPS PACKING STUFF , UNFORTUNATELY THEY ALL SEEM TO (LIKE US) RETIRED , SO THE AMIGA IS NOW FULL OF WANKERS , ANYONE WITH AN AMIGA WILL KNOW WHAT I MEAN - PEOLPLE DO THE MINIMUM POSSIBLE TO CRACK SOMETHING , THEN PUT THERE NAME ALL OVER IT , OR WORSE THEY PUT A BORING INTRO (BY AMIGA STANDARDS) ON THE FRONT AND TELL EVERYONE HOW THEY ARE THE BEST , WELL IF YOU GUYS ARE SO GOOD , WHY DO YOU NOT PACK STUFF , TOO HARD FOR WANKERS LIKE THEM , I SUPPOSE     GROUPS LIKE THESE E.G. QUARTEX   MERELY HAVE SOME GUY WHO SPENDS ALL HIS TIME ON A MODEM , WELL ON THE AMIGA THAT MAKES YOU A SUPERGROUP!   SO I AM NOT SLAGGING THE AMIGA AS A COMPUTER (AN EXCELLENT MACHINE - IT IS BETTER THAN THE ST , UNFORTUNATELY WITH MOST SOFTWARE PORTED IT IS HARD TO TELL!) , THAT IS WHY I DISLIKE THE AMIGA SCENE - 99.9 PERCENT OF OWNERS ARE WANKERS!   ASK THEM HOW MANY GAMES ON HOW MANY DISKS ANY AMIGA OWNER HAS , I BET YOU HAVE TWICE AS MANY GAMES ON HALF THE DISK!        DISK 250 BEFORE JULY 1990 OR I WILL RETIRE FOREVER!!!!!          


#130

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HELLO I AM MENU 130 , WANT TO PLAY A GAME.    YES ISSUE NUMBER 130 OF THE FINEST COLLECTION OF COMPACT DISKS AROUND , DONT FORGET THERE IS ALSO A DISK 69 PART 4 - THE EDITMAN MENU     WELL I CANNOT THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY ON THIS ONE SO BYE BYE                


#130v2

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HELLO I AM MENU 130 , WANT TO PLAY A GAME.    YES ISSUE NUMBER 130 OF THE FINEST COLLECTION OF COMPACT DISKS AROUND , DONT FORGET THERE IS ALSO A DISK 69 PART 4 - THE EDITMAN MENU     WELL I CANNOT THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY ON THIS ONE SO BYE BYE                


#131

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Hi there girls! (There surely must be some female ST owners somewhere!)     Welcome to yet another Automation compact disk!     This proportional-spacing scroller was coded by Neil Of Cor Blimey! (& this is me typing this text!)     Well, as usual I'll give some greetings...   Hi to: The Replicants   -   The Medway Boys   &   The Carebears     (Not many greets, eh?)     Well, tough! Coz the previous three groups are the only people worth greeting!     If you know of any faults on any of our disks then get in touch and we'll fix them!     If you know of anybody who is selling our disks then get F.A.S.T. on to them!     Well, scroll time over... Let's wrap..........              


#131v2

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Hi there girls! (There surely must be some female ST owners somewhere!)     Welcome to yet another Automation compact disk!     This proportional-spacing scroller was coded by Neil Of Cor Blimey! (& this is me typing this text!)     Well, as usual I'll give some greetings...   Hi to: The Replicants   -   The Medway Boys   &   The Carebears     (Not many greets, eh?)     Well, tough! Coz the previous three groups are the only people worth greeting!     If you know of any faults on any of our disks then get in touch and we'll fix them!     If you know of anybody who is selling our disks then get F.A.S.T. on to them!     Well, scroll time over... Let's wrap..........              


#132

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AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 132     THIS MENU WAS CODED BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY (YES, THIS IS ME TYPING ALL THIS BLARP!)   -   THE GREAT GRAPHICS WERE DONE BY V2.1     GREETINGS ARE SENT TO...   THE REPLICANTS (ESPECIALLY COBRA - R.AL - DOM - SNAKE AND FURY!) - THE CAREBEARS - THE OVERLANDERS   AND   THE MEDWAY BOYS     IF YOU KNOW OF ANYBODY WHO SELLS OUR DISKS MAKING MONEY FROM OUR HARD WORK THEN DO US A FAVOUR AND BEAT THEM UP!     DOES ANYBODY HAVE A COPY OF CHANNEL FOURS 'EQUINOX' PROGRAMME ON QUARKS AND SUB-ATOMIC-PARTICLES?     WELL, THAT'S ALL SO... SEE YA!              


#132v2

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AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 132     THIS MENU WAS CODED BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY (YES, THIS IS ME TYPING ALL THIS BLARP!)   -   THE GREAT GRAPHICS WERE DONE BY V2.1     GREETINGS ARE SENT TO...   THE REPLICANTS (ESPECIALLY COBRA - R.AL - DOM - SNAKE AND FURY!) - THE CAREBEARS - THE OVERLANDERS   AND   THE MEDWAY BOYS     IF YOU KNOW OF ANYBODY WHO SELLS OUR DISKS MAKING MONEY FROM OUR HARD WORK THEN DO US A FAVOUR AND BEAT THEM UP!     DOES ANYBODY HAVE A COPY OF CHANNEL FOURS 'EQUINOX' PROGRAMME ON QUARKS AND SUB-ATOMIC-PARTICLES?     WELL, THAT'S ALL SO... SEE YA!              


#133

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YO DUDES!     WELCOME TO AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 133     THIS SCROLLER WAS CODED BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY     THE PICTURE WAS DRAWN BY V2.1     THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM WARHAWK BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY     GREETINGS IN THIS MENU ARE SENT TO...   THE REPLICANTS (ESPECIALLY TO COBRA, R.AL, DOM, SNAKE AND FURY!)   -   THE CAREBEARS   AND   THE MEDWAY BOYS!     DON'T FORGET TO COPY THIS DISK DOUBLE SIDED AS FASTCOPY AND SOME OTHER COPIERS WILL BE FOOLED INTO THINKING THAT IT IS SINGLE SIDED!     IF YOU KNOW OF ANY FAULTS ON ANY OF OUR COMPACTED GAMES THEN GET IN TOUCH AND WE'LL FIX THEM!     RIGHT, THAT'S ALL SO THIS IS NEIL OF COR BLIMEY SAYING 'GOODBYE' ..........      


#133v2

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YO DUDES!     WELCOME TO AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 133     THIS SCROLLER WAS CODED BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY     THE PICTURE WAS DRAWN BY V2.1     THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM WARHAWK BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY     GREETINGS IN THIS MENU ARE SENT TO...   THE REPLICANTS (ESPECIALLY TO COBRA, R.AL, DOM, SNAKE AND FURY!)   -   THE CAREBEARS   AND   THE MEDWAY BOYS!     DON'T FORGET TO COPY THIS DISK DOUBLE SIDED AS FASTCOPY AND SOME OTHER COPIERS WILL BE FOOLED INTO THINKING THAT IT IS SINGLE SIDED!     IF YOU KNOW OF ANY FAULTS ON ANY OF OUR COMPACTED GAMES THEN GET IN TOUCH AND WE'LL FIX THEM!     RIGHT, THAT'S ALL SO THIS IS NEIL OF COR BLIMEY SAYING 'GOODBYE' ..........      


#134v2

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HI THERE FOLKS!     WELCOME TO YET ANOTHER AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK!     THIS TIME IT'S NUMBER 134!     THIS ROTATING SCROLLER WAS CODED BY NEIL OF COR BLIMEY!     THE MUSIC WAS ALSO RIPPED BY NEIL!     GREETINGS ARE SENT TO...   THE REPLICANTS (MEGA HI TO COBRA, R.AL, DOM, SNAKE AND FURY!)   -   THE OVERLANDERS   -   THE CAREBEARS   AND   THE MEDWAY BOYS!     IF I'VE MISSED YOU OUT THEN TOUGH, 'COZ YOU AIN'T WORTH GREETING!     WELL, THAT'S ALL BECAUSE I (NEIL) NEVER WAS ANY GOOD AT WRITING SCROLLTEXT (IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT AND I WANT TO GET THIS BLOODY DISK FINISHED SO THAT I CAN WATCH PRISONER CELL BLOCK H!) SO I'LL BID YOU GOODBYE AS WE APPROACH THE DREADED 'WRAP'.....      


#135v2

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HERE WE GO AGAIN...     THIS IS NEIL OF COR BLIMEY PRESENTING AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 135!     CHECK OUT THE GAME   MAKIN' WHOOPEE   IT MAY BE TACKY BUT IT'S A GREAT LAUGH WHEN YOU'RE PISSED!     IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY GUESSED THIS NO BOTTOM BORDER MENU WAS CODED BY ME (NEIL) AND THE MUSIC WAS ALSO RIPPED BY MYSELF     GREETINGS ARE SENT TO...   THE REPLICANTS (MEGA HI TO... COBRA, DOM, R.AL, SNAKE AND FURY!)   -   THE CAREBEARS   -   THE OVERLANDERS   AND   THE MEDWAY BOYS!     IF I MISSED YOU OUT THEN YOU AIN'T WORTH KNOWING!     COMING VERY SOON ON AUTOMATION DISKS ARE... TIN TIN   -   TIMES OF LORE   -   IMPOSSIBLE MISSION 2   -   ROSEMARY RACOON   -   TANGLEWOOD   -   APB   -   MR.HELI   -   PURPLE SATURN DAY   AND MANY, MANY MORE!     WELL, DON'T FORGET IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WITH ANY OF OUR DISKS THEN GET IN TOUCH AND WE'LL SORT THEM OUT!     THAT'S ALL SO... BYE!                    


#136

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     THE LAW OF THE UN-NAMEABLES IS PROUD TO PRESENT:-      THE 1ST AUTOMATION MENU TO USE A SPECTRUM 512 PICTURE        CREDITS:  CODE AND SPECTRUM HACK BY THE LAW.    MUSIC BY DAVID WHITTAKER.    CLOWN'S FACE PORTED FROM THE AMIGA.            PRESS ANY KEY (EXCEPT SPACE) FOR MENU, OR READ ON.......              *** KEYS ***           SPACE - CHANGE MUSIC      0 - TOGGLE 50/60 HZ (NOT THIS SCREEN)                       KENNEDY APPROACH & GIANA SISTERS WERE PACKED BY DACK (HACKS BY 42-CREW & BOSS).       MISSIONS EN RAFAELE WAS PACKED BY DACK (HACK BY BOSS).     APB AND BLASTER WERE HACKED AND PACKED BY THE LAW.      GIANA SISTERS SAVES SCORES TO TRACK 0 SECTOR 5.            APPOLOGIES GO TO THE MEDWAY BOYS - I SEE YOU HAVE FIXED YOUR SCROLLER (AND NOW IT'S ALSO IN THE BORDER) - BUT WHY IS RICK DANGEROUS ON MORE THAN ONE DISK ?!?         WILL 'ANDY THE ARFLING' CONTACT ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE FOR A CHAT ABOUT SOME CERTAIN DEMOS THAT HE HAS HACKED! (I WANT! I WANT! I WANT!)       MUST GO NOW, LOTS MORE TO BE HACKED/PACKED FOR THE BEST (THAT'S 'AUTOMATION', IN CASE YOU ARE WONDERING!!)             WRAP....                        


#137

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HELLO AND WELCOME TO MMMMMMMMMMMENU 137 - YES DISKS 131-136 WILL BE COMING FROM COR BLIMEY , SO EXPECT SOME GOODIES THERE!         WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE INFORMATION FILE? , WELL IT SHOULD HOPEFULLY BE READY FOR 140 IF NOT IT WILL BE ON EITHER 150 OR DISK ZERO V2.0     -  SO WATCH OUT FOR THAT , COMING SOON     A.P.B. , BATTLETECH , TRACKER , PASSING SHOT , VIGILANTE , GIANA SISTERS , MANIAX , FORGOTTEN WORLDS , NAVY MOVES AND MANY MORE FROM AUTOMATION - ADVANCED HACKERS AND PACKERS            BYE BYE              


#137v2

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HELLO AND WELCOME TO MMMMMMMMMMMENU 137 - YES DISKS 131-136 WILL BE COMING FROM COR BLIMEY , SO EXPECT SOME GOODIES THERE!         WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE INFORMATION FILE? , WELL IT SHOULD HOPEFULLY BE READY FOR 140 IF NOT IT WILL BE ON EITHER 150 OR DISK ZERO V2.0     -  SO WATCH OUT FOR THAT , COMING SOON     A.P.B. , BATTLETECH , TRACKER , PASSING SHOT , VIGILANTE , GIANA SISTERS , MANIAX , FORGOTTEN WORLDS , NAVY MOVES AND MANY MORE FROM AUTOMATION - ADVANCED HACKERS AND PACKERS            BYE BYE              


#138v2

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   I WANT TO TAKE YOU ON A JOURNEY , A JOURNEY INTO TIME AND SPACE       WELCOME TO DISK 138 - THE TWILIGHT ZONE     MORE GOODIES FROM THE ONE AND ONLY AUTOMATION  -  THERE IS A SLIGHT GLITCH IN SLAYER -  ON LEVEL 3 YOU MAY GET SOME CORRUPT SPRITES , THIS SEEMS TO HAPPEN RANDOMLY , IT DOES NOT EFFECT THE GAMEPLAY , SO IS NOT REALLY IMPORTANT!       I (OZZ) DO NOT BOTHER WITH GREETINGS EXCEPT TO OUR FELLOW HACKERS/PACKERS - THE REPLICANTS AND THE MEDWAY BOYS          FUCKINGS TO BIRDY AND SLEDGE FROM THE EDITMAN - YOU GUYS ARE SO BIGHEADED IT IS UNREAL     HI TO DELIGHT      BYE BYE           I WANT TO TAKE YOU ON A JOURNEY , A JOURNEY INTO TIME AND SPACE       WELCOME TO DISK 138 - THE TWILIGHT ZONE     ...........    ARE YOU STILL THERE?      MOST PEOPLE WILL BY NOW HAVE HIT A KEY AND GONE , THEY MUST HAVE THOUGHT THE SCROLLER HAD WRAPPED AROUND , UNFORTUNATELY FOR THEM IT HAS NOT!      A LITTLE MESSAGE FOR THOSE INTERESTED , MENU 139 HAS A LITTLE HIDDEN FEATURE IN IT , DO YOU THINK YOU CAN FIND IT    BY THE WAY I HAVE JUST FINISHED CHECKING XYBOTS ON DISK 105 , IT DOES WORK ON THE LAST VERSION I RELEASED APPROX 2 MONTHS AGO , HIT THE STAR KEY ON THE KEYPAD FOR A CHEAT!     IS WAYNE STILL WITH US DO YOU THINK?                    I WANT TO TAKE YOU ON A JOURNEY , A JOURNEY INTO TIME AND SPACE       WELCOME TO DISK 138 - THE TWILIGHT ZONE     MORE GOODIES FROM THE ONE AND ONLY AUTOMATION  -  THERE IS A SLIGHT CON GOING ON WITH THIS SCROLLER!     YES IT DOES APPEAR TO HAVE FINISHED TWICE!       STILL THERE WAYNE?          HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE GOT THIS FAR?     WELL THIS MAKES A CHANGE FROM  (-  SCROLLER ENDS  -)  DO YOU NOT THINK      YOU MUST THINK YOU ARE QUITE SMART TO HAVE GOT THIS FAR , EH?          OKAY SMART ARSE    -   FOLLOW THIS     I EPOH UOY ERA TON GNIVAH OOT HCUM ELBUORT GNIDAER SIHT , OT ETAD EW EVAH ENOD XORPPA 025 SEMAG TON OOT DAB      -  DID YOU MANAGE TO READ THAT WAYNE?       YES!!!       WELL READ THIS IN HEX    $57 $41 $59 $4E $45 $20 $48 $41 $53 $20 $4E $4F $54 $20 $4D $41 $4E $41 $47 $45 $44 $20 $54 $50 $20 44 $45 $43 $4F $44 $45 $20 $54 $48 $49 $53 $21 $21    DID YOU GET THAT?   OKAY THAT IS ENOUGH TOYING FOR NOW , NOW THE SCROLLER REALLY ENDS             I WANT TO TAKE YOU ON A JOURNEY , A JOURNEY INTO TIME AND SPACE       WELCOME TO DISK 138 - THE TWILIGHT ZONE     MORE GOODIES FROM THE ONE AND ONLY AUTOMATION  -  THERE IS A SLIGHT GLITCH IN SLAYER -  ON LEVEL 3 YOU MAY GET SOME CORRUPT SPRITES , THIS SEEMS TO HAPPEN RANDOMLY , IT DOES NOT EFFECT THE GAMEPLAY , SO IS NOT REALLY IMPORTANT!       I (OZZ) DO NOT BOTHER WITH GREETINGS EXCEPT TO OUR FELLOW SCROLLER READERS - YOU!     BOY YOU ARE REALLY BEING STUBBORN ON THIS ONE , YOU DO REALISE THAT BY DOING THIS YOU ARE GOING TO EVENTUALLY END UP READING THE SCROLLER TWICE IN ORDER TO NOT MISS ANYTHING     TO THE HACKING GROUPS OUT THERE WHO HAVE GOT THIS FAR , PROVE IT BY GREETING  GRUNTMAN OF C.O.C.     THEN WE WILL KNOW IF YOU READ IT ALL!!         NIGHT NIGHT WAYNE!!      


#138v2

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   I WANT TO TAKE YOU ON A JOURNEY , A JOURNEY INTO TIME AND SPACE       WELCOME TO DISK 138 - THE TWILIGHT ZONE     MORE GOODIES FROM THE ONE AND ONLY AUTOMATION  -  THERE IS A SLIGHT GLITCH IN SLAYER -  ON LEVEL 3 YOU MAY GET SOME CORRUPT SPRITES , THIS SEEMS TO HAPPEN RANDOMLY , IT DOES NOT EFFECT THE GAMEPLAY , SO IS NOT REALLY IMPORTANT!       I (OZZ) DO NOT BOTHER WITH GREETINGS EXCEPT TO OUR FELLOW HACKERS/PACKERS - THE REPLICANTS AND THE MEDWAY BOYS          FUCKINGS TO BIRDY AND SLEDGE FROM THE EDITMAN - YOU GUYS ARE SO BIGHEADED IT IS UNREAL     HI TO DELIGHT      BYE BYE           I WANT TO TAKE YOU ON A JOURNEY , A JOURNEY INTO TIME AND SPACE       WELCOME TO DISK 138 - THE TWILIGHT ZONE     ...........    ARE YOU STILL THERE?      MOST PEOPLE WILL BY NOW HAVE HIT A KEY AND GONE , THEY MUST HAVE THOUGHT THE SCROLLER HAD WRAPPED AROUND , UNFORTUNATELY FOR THEM IT HAS NOT!      A LITTLE MESSAGE FOR THOSE INTERESTED , MENU 139 HAS A LITTLE HIDDEN FEATURE IN IT , DO YOU THINK YOU CAN FIND IT    BY THE WAY I HAVE JUST FINISHED CHECKING XYBOTS ON DISK 105 , IT DOES WORK ON THE LAST VERSION I RELEASED APPROX 2 MONTHS AGO , HIT THE STAR KEY ON THE KEYPAD FOR A CHEAT!     IS WAYNE STILL WITH US DO YOU THINK?                    I WANT TO TAKE YOU ON A JOURNEY , A JOURNEY INTO TIME AND SPACE       WELCOME TO DISK 138 - THE TWILIGHT ZONE     MORE GOODIES FROM THE ONE AND ONLY AUTOMATION  -  THERE IS A SLIGHT CON GOING ON WITH THIS SCROLLER!     YES IT DOES APPEAR TO HAVE FINISHED TWICE!       STILL THERE WAYNE?          HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE GOT THIS FAR?     WELL THIS MAKES A CHANGE FROM  (-  SCROLLER ENDS  -)  DO YOU NOT THINK      YOU MUST THINK YOU ARE QUITE SMART TO HAVE GOT THIS FAR , EH?          OKAY SMART ARSE    -   FOLLOW THIS     I EPOH UOY ERA TON GNIVAH OOT HCUM ELBUORT GNIDAER SIHT , OT ETAD EW EVAH ENOD XORPPA 025 SEMAG TON OOT DAB      -  DID YOU MANAGE TO READ THAT WAYNE?       YES!!!       WELL READ THIS IN HEX    $57 $41 $59 $4E $45 $20 $48 $41 $53 $20 $4E $4F $54 $20 $4D $41 $4E $41 $47 $45 $44 $20 $54 $50 $20 44 $45 $43 $4F $44 $45 $20 $54 $48 $49 $53 $21 $21    DID YOU GET THAT?   OKAY THAT IS ENOUGH TOYING FOR NOW , NOW THE SCROLLER REALLY ENDS             I WANT TO TAKE YOU ON A JOURNEY , A JOURNEY INTO TIME AND SPACE       WELCOME TO DISK 138 - THE TWILIGHT ZONE     MORE GOODIES FROM THE ONE AND ONLY AUTOMATION  -  THERE IS A SLIGHT GLITCH IN SLAYER -  ON LEVEL 3 YOU MAY GET SOME CORRUPT SPRITES , THIS SEEMS TO HAPPEN RANDOMLY , IT DOES NOT EFFECT THE GAMEPLAY , SO IS NOT REALLY IMPORTANT!       I (OZZ) DO NOT BOTHER WITH GREETINGS EXCEPT TO OUR FELLOW SCROLLER READERS - YOU!     BOY YOU ARE REALLY BEING STUBBORN ON THIS ONE , YOU DO REALISE THAT BY DOING THIS YOU ARE GOING TO EVENTUALLY END UP READING THE SCROLLER TWICE IN ORDER TO NOT MISS ANYTHING     TO THE HACKING GROUPS OUT THERE WHO HAVE GOT THIS FAR , PROVE IT BY GREETING  GRUNTMAN OF C.O.C.     THEN WE WILL KNOW IF YOU READ IT ALL!!         NIGHT NIGHT WAYNE!!      


#139

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MENU 139 - SCROLLER BY HAL          ...HI DUDE'S...HAL HERE...FIRST OF ALL I WOULD LIKE TO SAY HI TO ALL THE PEOPLE I MET DOWN AT THE PC SHOW....HI.... HI TO THALION (THE TNT CREW ETC), WHEN IS THAT GAME YOU SHOWED AT THE PC SHOW GOING TO BE RELEASED ,  IT WAS INCREDIBLE, IT MADE STARGLIDER 2 AND HARD DRIVING LOOK DEAD SLOW. ANYWAY NOW FOR THE JOKE'S LEE.W OF ORACLE AND BAZIL (IN LONDON). HI TO AXE OF DELIGHT (GIVE DEREK YOUR PHONE No. I LOST IT!). A SPECIAL HI TO ALL THE MEMBER'S OF THE MASTER'S OF MUTATION COME ON GUY'S ,  PULL YOUR FINGER'S OUT AND GET THIS INTRO CODED. HI TO MY MEGA CONTACT AND MAIN SUPPLIER (BECCY)..PS HAVE THAT HUSBAND OF YOUR'S PUT DOWN. HI EDITMAN (BETTER KNOWN AS A PAIN IN ALL THE DIODE'S DOWN MY LEFT SIDE). JEFF GET IN TOUCH WITH MATTHEW. IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE...THAT WOULD LIKE TO SWAP THERE 9600 BAUD MODEM FOR MY 2400...NO..OH WELL..TIME TO GO, SO HERE ARE THE REST OF THE GREETING'S ...OZZ AND THE REST OF LSD (MARL PLEASE GET IN TOUCH), ANDY THE ARFLING (COME BACK SOON), DEREK (THE DOMINATED), HOTLINE, THE MIGHTY CLOG, JOBIL, BIRDY (?), SPEEDY DENNIS (QUARTEX), THE PRESIDENT, CRISPY NOODLE THE LOST BOY'S, DAVE.S, SCOOTER AND THE LAD'S, BALTH...AND NOW FOR THE U.S.A GREETING'S...MARK ANTHONY, MISSING LINK, PHROZEN GHOST (THANK'S FOR THE MODEM) AND GANDALF NEUROMANCER...PS YOU GUY'S STOP FIGHTING. ALSO THANK'S TO OZZ FOR LETTING ME HAVE MY SAY ON THIS SCROLLER.........BYE........


#139v2

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MENU 139 - SCROLLER BY HAL          ...HI DUDE'S...HAL HERE...FIRST OF ALL I WOULD LIKE TO SAY HI TO ALL THE PEOPLE I MET DOWN AT THE PC SHOW....HI.... HI TO THALION (THE TNT CREW ETC), WHEN IS THAT GAME YOU SHOWED AT THE PC SHOW GOING TO BE RELEASED ,  IT WAS INCREDIBLE, IT MADE STARGLIDER 2 AND HARD DRIVING LOOK DEAD SLOW. ANYWAY NOW FOR THE JOKE'S LEE.W OF ORACLE AND BAZIL (IN LONDON). HI TO AXE OF DELIGHT (GIVE DEREK YOUR PHONE No. I LOST IT!). A SPECIAL HI TO ALL THE MEMBER'S OF THE MASTER'S OF MUTATION COME ON GUY'S ,  PULL YOUR FINGER'S OUT AND GET THIS INTRO CODED. HI TO MY MEGA CONTACT AND MAIN SUPPLIER (BECCY)..PS HAVE THAT HUSBAND OF YOUR'S PUT DOWN. HI EDITMAN (BETTER KNOWN AS A PAIN IN ALL THE DIODE'S DOWN MY LEFT SIDE). JEFF GET IN TOUCH WITH MATTHEW. IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE...THAT WOULD LIKE TO SWAP THERE 9600 BAUD MODEM FOR MY 2400...NO..OH WELL..TIME TO GO, SO HERE ARE THE REST OF THE GREETING'S ...OZZ AND THE REST OF LSD (MARL PLEASE GET IN TOUCH), ANDY THE ARFLING (COME BACK SOON), DEREK (THE DOMINATED), HOTLINE, THE MIGHTY CLOG, JOBIL, BIRDY (?), SPEEDY DENNIS (QUARTEX), THE PRESIDENT, CRISPY NOODLE THE LOST BOY'S, DAVE.S, SCOOTER AND THE LAD'S, BALTH...AND NOW FOR THE U.S.A GREETING'S...MARK ANTHONY, MISSING LINK, PHROZEN GHOST (THANK'S FOR THE MODEM) AND GANDALF NEUROMANCER...PS YOU GUY'S STOP FIGHTING. ALSO THANK'S TO OZZ FOR LETTING ME HAVE MY SAY ON THIS SCROLLER.........BYE.......


#140

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CRIPES ITS MENU 140    ...    MORE 1 MEG MONSTERS FOR YOU TO PERUSE THIS TIME          ONE LITTLE POINT WE HAVE HAD A LOT OF PEOPLE RECENTLY PRETENDING THEY KNOW WHAT L.S.D. STANDS FOR , WELL IT DOES MOST DEFINITELY NOT STAND FOR 'LEEDS SOFTWARE DISTRIBUTION', WHERE IS THIS 'LEEDS' PLACE?  IT DOES NOT STAND FOR 'LIGHTNING SOFTWARE DISTRIBUTION' EITHER , I BELIEVE THERE ONCE WAS A GROUP CALLED THIS BUT THEY ARE MOST DEFINITELY NOT US!     WHAT DOES IT STAND FOR WELL I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT THE 'S' DOES NOT STAND SOFTWARE , SPREADING OR SWAPPING , THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT KNOW WHAT IT REALLY STANDS FOR ARE THE PEOPLE IN THE GROUP , IF ANYBODY DOES GUESS IT RIGHT , I WILL CONFIRM YES OR NO IF THEY ARE RIGHT , IS THAT FAIR ENOUGH    ON WITH THE SCROLLER!       BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS WE SHOULD BE PAST THE 150 MARK AND HEADING FOR 250 AT A VERY RAPID PACE INDEED!  NO TIME TO WASTE GOT TO GET ON WITH THE REST OF THE MENU'S ON THE WAY TO 150 , I WILL DO A LONG (AND VERY WITTY!) SCROLLERON ANOTHER MENU REAL SOON      HI TO THE MEDWAY BOYS , THE REPLICANTS , MCA , BIRDY , F.O.F.T. , HIL(OF AUTO......) AND THE EDITMAN(THE VIDEO KINGS) , WHO IS THIS DEREK DM GUY ANYWAY?        BIG HI ALSO TO ALL AT THE LOCAL CLUBS (DAVE , WAYNE , PAUL , LYNDEN , KEN , TOM.B AND ALL)        


#140v2

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CRIPES ITS MENU 140    ...    MORE 1 MEG MONSTERS FOR YOU TO PERUSE THIS TIME          ONE LITTLE POINT WE HAVE HAD A LOT OF PEOPLE RECENTLY PRETENDING THEY KNOW WHAT L.S.D. STANDS FOR , WELL IT DOES MOST DEFINITELY NOT STAND FOR 'LEEDS SOFTWARE DISTRIBUTION', WHERE IS THIS 'LEEDS' PLACE?  IT DOES NOT STAND FOR 'LIGHTNING SOFTWARE DISTRIBUTION' EITHER , I BELIEVE THERE ONCE WAS A GROUP CALLED THIS BUT THEY ARE MOST DEFINITELY NOT US!     WHAT DOES IT STAND FOR WELL I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT THE 'S' DOES NOT STAND SOFTWARE , SPREADING OR SWAPPING , THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT KNOW WHAT IT REALLY STANDS FOR ARE THE PEOPLE IN THE GROUP , IF ANYBODY DOES GUESS IT RIGHT , I WILL CONFIRM YES OR NO IF THEY ARE RIGHT , IS THAT FAIR ENOUGH    ON WITH THE SCROLLER!       BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS WE SHOULD BE PAST THE 150 MARK AND HEADING FOR 250 AT A VERY RAPID PACE INDEED!  NO TIME TO WASTE GOT TO GET ON WITH THE REST OF THE MENU'S ON THE WAY TO 150 , I WILL DO A LONG (AND VERY WITTY!) SCROLLERON ANOTHER MENU REAL SOON      HI TO THE MEDWAY BOYS , THE REPLICANTS , MCA , BIRDY , F.O.F.T. , HIL(OF AUTO......) AND THE EDITMAN(THE VIDEO KINGS) , WHO IS THIS DEREK DM GUY ANYWAY?        BIG HI ALSO TO ALL AT THE LOCAL CLUBS (DAVE , WAYNE , PAUL , LYNDEN , KEN , TOM.B AND ALL)        


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