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Message started by ggn on 20.12.08 at 21:44:01

Title: Re: Scrollers project!
Post by ggn on 07.01.09 at 15:45:49
#181

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 AUTOMATION DISK NO. 181 . . . . ONE OF OUR BETTER DISKS HERE ALTHOUGH I MUST APOLOGISE FOR THE  LACK OF INTERESTING SCROLLERS BUT IT IS HARD TO WRITE A GOOD  SCROLLTEXT WHEN YOU ARE PRODUCING SO MANY MENUS OVER A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME.  I WISH I COULD PACK PROGRAM FILES!     HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE IDIOT PROOF UTILITY CALLED THUNDER (TIMELORDS USE IT)!    HERE ARE SOME MORE INTERESTING GAMES FOR CHANGE . . . WELL INTERESTING COMPARED TO SOME OF OUR LAST MENUS . . .HI TO THE CAREBEARS   THE REPLICANTS   MONTY   STAN THE MAN   PURSY   NIK FROM THE QUARTET   IAN.C   THE LIGHT TEAM   AND THE PYROTECHNICS. ................... WRAP TIME ...............


#181v2

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 THIS MENU NOW RUNS ON THE STE THANKS TO VAPOUR. I HAVE STARTD TO FIX ALL OUR MENUS FOR THE STE SO ASK AROUND FOR THEM. THIS IS PHASE ONE WHICH MEANS I HAVE FIXED ALL THE MENUS WITH THIS SCROLLER. SOME WITH THIS SCROLLER DID ACTUALLY WORK BUT THE ONES I HAD TO FIX ARE AS FOLLOWS... 174  175  176  179  180  181  AND  183. YOU CAN GET THEM FROM ALL GOOD SUPPLIERS.   AUTOMATION DISK NO. 181 . . . . ONE OF OUR BETTER DISKS HERE ALTHOUGH I MUST APOLOGISE FOR THE  LACK OF INTERESTING SCROLLERS BUT IT IS HARD TO WRITE A GOOD  SCROLLTEXT WHEN YOU ARE PRODUCING SO MANY MENUS OVER A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME.  I WISH I COULD PACK PROGRAM FILES     HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE IDIOT PROOF UTILITY CALLED THUNDER. THE TIMELORDS USE IT.    HERE ARE SOME MORE INTERESTING GAMES FOR A CHANGE . . . WELL INTERESTING COMPARED TO SOME OF OUR LAST MENUS . . .HI TO THE CAREBEARS   THE REPLICANTS   MONTY   STAN THE MAN   PURSY   NIK FROM THE QUARTET   IAN.C   THE LIGHT TEAM   AND THE EMPIRE. ................... WRAP TIME ...............


#182

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AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 182. PRESS SPACE FOR DESKTOP. NOTHING INTERESTING ON THIS DISK SO HOW ABOUT READING THE SCROLL. GAMES ON THE DISK ARE GATEWAY . . TOP SECRET . . WHEELS OF FORTUNE . . OR THE SUN AND TIMES CROSSWORDS . .       I BET YOU WISH YOU COULD PLAY THE PICTURE!   WE ARE THE BEST SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE REST!         GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , THE LIGHT TEAM , ARNO , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , THE POMPEY PIRATES , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , WEIRD SCIENCE , 777-TEAM FINLAND , TNT-CREW , THE CAREBEARS , FLEXIBLE FRONT , THE SUNNYBOYS , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .


#183

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 AUTOMATION DISK NO. 183 . . . . HERE ARE SOME MORE DESKTOP GOODIES FOR YOU. A COUPLE OF WAR GAMES FOR YOU STRATEGY FREAKS. NOT MY CUP OF TEA. SPEAKING OF TEA.      RAMEEEEEEESH.      I WISH I COULD PACK PROGRAM FILES     HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE IDIOT PROOF UTILITY CALLED THUNDER (TIMELORDS USE IT)    HERE ARE SOME MORE INTERESTING GAMES FOR CHANGE . . . WELL INTERESTING COMPARED TO SOME OF OUR LAST MENUS . . .HI TO THE CAREBEARS   THE REPLICANTS   MONTY   STAN THE MAN   PURSY   NIK FROM THE QUARTET   IAN.C   THE LIGHT TEAM   AND THE PYROTECHNICS. ................... WRAP TIME ...............


#183v2

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 HELLO STE DUDES... SAY THANK YOU TO VAPOUR FOR FIXING THE TIMING IN THE INTERUPTS. PLEASE SPREAD THIS DISK TO ALL YOUR CONTACTS. THIS DISK WAS ORIGINALLY RELEASED BY MISTAKE.  WHEN I SAY MISTAKE I MEAN DO YOU KNOW THE GUY WHO ROUTES THROUGH YOUR DISK BOX AND COPIES ANYTHING THAT LOOKS INTERESTING? THE REASON WHY IT SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN RELEASED WAS BECAUSE OZZWALD DID NOT DO A VERY GOOD JOB ON DEMONS WINTER AS WHEN YOU WENT TO SEA THE SPRITES WERE CORRUPTED SO I WAS AWAITING ANOTHER COPY TO BE ABLE TO FIX THIS BEFORE I RELEASED THE MENU. ANYWAY THE PROBLEM WAS NOT CORRUPT GRAPHICS BUT MERELY THE WRONG TYPE OF TRAP 1 FILE LOADER WHICH DEPACKED THE ODD FILE INCORRECTLY. THIS VERSION SHOULD BE ALRIGHT NOW.......     AUTOMATION DISK NO. 183 . . . . HERE ARE SOME MORE DESKTOP GOODIES FOR YOU. A COUPLE OF WAR GAMES FOR YOU STRATEGY FREAKS. NOT MY CUP OF TEA. SPEAKING OF TEA.      RAMEEEEEEESH.      I WISH I COULD PACK PROGRAM FILES     HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE IDIOT PROOF UTILITY CALLED THUNDER. THE TIMELORDS USE IT.    HERE ARE SOME MORE INTERESTING GAMES FOR CHANGE . . . WELL INTERESTING COMPARED TO SOME OF OUR LAST MENUS . . .HI TO THE CAREBEARS   THE REPLICANTS   MONTY   STAN THE MAN   PURSY   NIK FROM THE QUARTET   IAN.C   THE LIGHT TEAM   AND THE MEDWAY BOYS. ................... WRAP TIME ...............


#183v3

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HELLO, AND WELCOME TO THIS RE-ISSUE...  THIS IS THE THIRD TIME OUT FOR THIS DISK....   THE FIRST WAS THE COMPLETELY KNACKERED VERSION WITH BOTH TITLES DUFF, THE SECOND WAS THE RE-ISSUE ALONG WITH THE STE UPDATES, AND NOW A FULLY FUNCTIONING VERSION!   THAT'S ENOUGH FOR THIS DISK, I THINK, SO WRAP!      AUTOMATION CD 183 - THIS DISK IS NOW (AT LAST) FULLY FUNTIONAL, WITH BOTH TITLES FIXED AND RUNNING AS THEY SHOULD....   CREDITS... DEMON'S WINTER BOTCHED BY OZZWALD AND FIXED BY VAPOUR    DIVE BOMBER BOTCHED BY VAPOUR AND FIXED BY DISASTER ZONE    WHO SAID WE DON'T ADMIT TO OUR MISTAKES....    MUSIC RIPPED BY LOW LIFE   PICTURE BY WAYNE   CODE BY DISASTER ZONE    WRAP!    


#184

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  vwxyz{ 184 vwxyz{        ONE MEG FILES!     IMPORTANT!! - YOU CANNOT PLAY ROCKET RANGER WITHOUT FIRST OBTAINING A PRINT OUT OF THE DOC FILE ON THIS DISK!!       WHY?         WELL, SUPPOSE YOU WERE IN AMERICA AND YOU WANTED TO FLY TO THE ATLANTIC, YOU WOULD LOOK AT U.S.A. DOWN THE SIDE OF THE GRID AND ATLANTIC ALONG THE TOP AND COME UP WITH THE NUMBER 26. THIS IS THE AMOUNT OF FUEL YOU WOULD LOAD INTO YOUR BACKPACK. AS YOU CAN PROBABLY SEE, THE GAME WORKS OUT WHERE YOU WANT TO GO TO FROM YOUR CURRENT LOCATION AND THE AMOUNT OF FUEL YOU ENTERED.     I CAN STRONGLY RECOMEND HAVING AN ATLAS IN FRONT OF YOU IF YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR GEOGRAPHY!!    THAT IS THE REASON FOR THE DOC FILE....        IF YOU THINK I JUST COPPED OUT WITH THE EASY OPTION, THEN THINK AGAIN!  I (abc) DON'T DO THIS!  CHECK OUT MY 'LAST CRUSADE' ON CD 124 AND COMPARE IT WITH THE OTHER LAME VERSIONS WITH THE PROTECTED LEVEL TWO STILL IN THEM!!          ALL CODING BY abc     DIGI-PIC BY SIMON     MUSIC BY CHRISPY NOODLE OF THE ghi (RIPPED FROM A ghi MENU)     FONT BY abc AND NEIL.E      GREETS GO TO:-   THE REST OF vwxyz{    def (WHERE ARE YOU?)   ghi (SORRY FOR RIPPING YOUR MUSIC, BUT IT IS SO GOOD!!)   mno (NICE CODING ON 168)   pqr (SPEEDY MENU DELIVERIES)   stu (HAVE A WARM CHRISTMAS!)   AND DACK (WITHOUT YOUR NEW TRAP THIS GAME WOULD NOT BE POSSIBLE!!), COL, BRI, MAL, BOB, NEIL.E, CHRIS.E, DEAN, MIKE, MARK, SIMON, MIKE.W, MERLIN, K.K.K., THE TEN (STRANGE NAME, GUYS!), THE REPLICANTS, TCB, TEX AND THE REST OF THE UNION, THE MEDWAY BOYS, AND ANYONE ELSE WHO IS WATCHING.......      WHY DON'T DACK OR MYSELF EVER GET GREETED?       HERE ARE SOME CODES FOR ROCK 'N' ROLL ON vwxyz{ 166    TYPE 'COUNTRY' TO ENTER THE MUSIC PLAYER MENU....      ENTER 'RAINBOW ARTS' TO ENTER THE CHEAT COMMAND LINE.    ALL THE LEVELS HAVE A NUMERIC CODE....  HERE'S TWO - YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO WORK OUT THE REST FROM THEM.....     LEVEL 3:  03XX2010XX30       REPEAT..    LEVEL 3:  03XX2010XX30       AND....       LEVEL 24:  24XX2598XX42       REPEAT..    LEVEL 24:  24XX2598XX42       THERE...... HOPE THAT HELPS...   (I (abc) LOVE THIS GAME!!)         ------------->  MESSAGE REPEATS  ------------->          


#184v2

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YO! LAMERS!    THIS IS THE 512K VERSION OF CD 184!    ULTRALOAD 3.0 IS (C) 1990 DACK/EGB AND IS AN AUTOMATION ONLY PRODUCTION...   (WORTH A BLOODY SIDE MORE THAN RETALIATOR WHICH WE HAD ANYWAY, DORK MEGA DICKHEAD! - GOL -CAN- CRACK, SO STICK THAT UP YOUR MODEM!)    WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS WHY DEREK DID NOT COME AND TELL ME WHAT HE TOLD DACK!!!!!        I MEAN I WAS AT THE SHOW FOR A GOOD HOUR AFTER I GOT HIS MESSAGE FROM XERUD AND I SAW YOU TOOO MANY TIMES!!!!!! WELL ALL I CAN SAY IS CHECKOUT CD286 ALTHOUGH THE VERSION WE USED IS NOT MINE I STILL DID IT AND I HAVE SEVERAL COPIES TO PROVE IT (THE LAW WILL VERIFY THAT!)    AND I MIGHT SEND YOU A COPY SO YOU CAN USE IT ON YOUR OWN MENUS SO LONG AS YOU CREDIT ME WITH THE HACK!!!!!! (GOT ANYONE TO DO RAW DATA FOR YOU YET . . . .) WELL I AM GOING NOW AS WE HAVE SOME MORE 512K (UPGRADES NOT NEEDED) USING ULTRALOAD 3.0 (YES VAPOUR WE HAVE GIVEN UP USING VERSION II - SEEING AS THOUGH IT IS SO CRAP!!!!! RACE YOU TO A 512K (FULLY PACKED) PIRATES!) ....... WELL IT IS WRAP TIME....   CODE BY THE LAW......  MUSIC BY CHRISPY NOODLE.....      


#185

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WELCOME TO vwxyz{ DISK 185     BROUGHT TO YOU BY abc AND DACK OF jkl    CODING OF THIS PSYCHO MENU BY abc , WITH A PIC BY MERLIN , WHILE ALL THIS MINDLESS DRIVEL IS BEING BROUGHT TO YOU BY DACK.(ME-GOSH I FINALLY GET TO DO A SCROLL OF MY OWN)            LOW CALORIE, SOFT FLUFFY MARSHMALLOW GREETINGS GO TO abc (COO - THANX DACK!!), def , NEIL.L , stu ,ghi , mno  AND pqr       SUGAR FROSTED WITH A HINT OF LEMON GREETINGS TO MEDWAY BOYS (EVEN IF GAMECRACKER III IS PROCOPY WITH A SEARCH ROUTINE), REPLICANTS, MCA, TEX, CAREBEARS AND PSEUDO-OPS(AMIGA)         ADDED-ON-AS-AN-AFTERTHOUGHT-COS-I-KNOW-THEM GREETINGS TO MORAY IN SUNNY KINLOSS (ALONG WITH THE KOMPUTER KLUB - SEND MORE PICCIES), DEAN (EVEN STEVE......JUST),CHRIS, PETE,STEVE,MARK(2),JOE (IN WALES),KEITH (I WILL GET IN TOUCH SOON) AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST (WELL MAYBE LEAST) STEVE.L (SEE YOU AT CHRISTMAS). (ALSO S.A.S. GET IN TOUCH WITH MARK)         LASTLY THE PERSON-I-WANT-TO-HAVE-BABIES-BY GREETING GOES TO..... (DO YOU REALLY CARE?) I MEAN YOU HAVE ONLY READ THIS FAR TO SEE IF YOU HAVE BEEN MENTIONED..... REALLY... YOU SLAVE AWAY OVER A RED HOT COMPUTER DAY IN DAY OUT, TYPING AWAY, TRYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING INTERESTING TO SAY AND WHAT? YOU JUST GET CHUCKED AWAY AT THE END OF A MENU WHERE NO-ONE EVER LOOKS.....WHERE WAS I..OH YES..THE GREETINGS GO TO SHARON (WISH I WAS GOING TO SINGAPORE TOO)..         THE CAFFINE-FREE-DIET-COKE FLAVOURED GREETINGS (HAVE YOU EVER TRIED DRINKING THAT STUFF!!!!!!) GO TO NEW COMPUTER EXPRESS FOR PREACHING ABOUT CRACKING WHILE AT THE SAME TIME GIVING YOU TIPS ON IT IN THEIR COMPANION MAGAZINE ST-FORMAT!!! THEIR CURRENT WE-ARE-SO-HOLY-WE-DARE-NOT-LOOK-DOWN-IN-CASE-WE-SEE-OUR-NETHER-REGIONS ATTITUDE DEFIES BELIEF! THEY ARE NOT GOING TO REVIEW PUBLIC DOMAIN DEMOS BY CRACKING GROUPS BECAUSE IT JUST GIVES THE GROUPS PUBLICITY....HMMM..ISNT THIS WHAT THE BEEB TRIED WITH RELAX BY FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD?...ANYWAY BACK TO THE NEWS..BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS AUTOHACK II.6 WILL BE UP AND RUNNING (ITS A FOLLOW ON FROM AUTOHACK IN THE W.C.A. DAYS). AUTOHACK II DEPROTECTS ROB NORTHEN PROGRAMS-FULLY. SO FAR ITS WORKED WITH F-16 (COMING SOON (YES, I BELIEVE YOU (abc EDIT HERE!)), WATERLOO, STUNTCAR RACER, TIMESCANNER AND HARD DRIVIN. IT SAVES THEM OUT AS RUNNABLE PROGRAMS AND MAY BE RELEASED INTO THE PUBLIC DOMAIN (TO BE DECIDED).THE PROBLEM WITH THESE PROGRAMS IS THAT AS SOON AS THEY ARE RELEASED THEN THEY ARE OUT OF DATE 'COS NASTY MR. NORTHEN SIMPLY ALTERS A FEW BYTES TO STOP IT WORKING (SEE GAMECRACKER III FOR AN EXAMPLE). THE OTHER MAJOR PROGRAM DEVELOPMENT IS CALLED ULTRALOAD (OR MAYBE UNILOAD II) AND ALLOWS US TO PACK ALL THESE MULTI FILE PROGRAMS-THE FIRST TO USE IT WAS ROCKET RANGER ON DISK 184 - IT CAN SLOW DOWN LOADING BUT MEANS MORE PROGRAMS CAN BE MADE TO RUN IN HALF MEG... ITS GOING TO BE RE-WRITTEN AGAIN SOON SO AS TO CUT DOWN ON THE DISK ACCESSES TOO. (NOW IF ONLY I COULD GET IT WORKING WITH OZZ'S W.D. DISK LOADER...HMM..)...THE FINAL THING THAT WILL APPEAR ON A MENU SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE AND IS (TOOT-DE-TOOT AND OTHER MUSICAL SOUND EFFECTS) THE PROFFESIONAL FISH-TANK SIMULATOR.....I DONT BELIEVE I'M WRITING IT EITHER BUT WHAT THE HECK...YES IT SIMULATES A FISH TANK! AND .......WELL THATS IT ACTUALLY!  WORK IS ALREADY UNDERWAY AND SHOULD BE FINISHED SOMETIME IN THE NEW YEAR....THATS ALL FOR NOW (ALMOST) SO THIS IS DACK SIGNING OFF....BEFORE I GO THERE IS JUST THE WHERE-ARE-THEY-NOW GREETINGS WHICH ARE DEDICATED TO CRACKERS THAT SEEM TO HAVE VANISHED...IF THEY ARE STILL AROUND THEN GET IN TOUCH GUYS....    THEY ARE 007, KAM, PEDRO AND TGA, ZAPHOD, PSI AND CHAOS INC...GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN......MERRY XMAS TO ALL OUR READERS.....DONT BUY THE SUN.....BUY LATIN QUARTER LPS....LETS WRAP..........   OH NO YOU DON'T....   I , abc , WANT A FEW WORDS....    I HAVE JUST SEEN POMPEY PIRATES DISK 18 AND IF THEY DON'T WANT A SLAGGING WAR THEY ARE GOING ABOUT IT THE WRONG WAY...   WE DON'T SLAG OFF ALL NEW GROUPS, BUT WE DO WONDER ABOUT CREWS THAT HAVE THE GUTS (OR LACK OF COMMON SENCE) TO HAVE A GO AT US!)...  I MEAN CAN YOU POSSIBLY SEE ANY OTHER CREW CATCHING US UP...  NO NEITHER CAN I...  ALSO, ONLY PACKING THE NEWER STUFF IS A BIT OF A WASTE OF TIME 'COS YOU'LL STILL HAVE LOADS OF DISKS LEFT..  ANYWAY, WITH US ON ABOUD CD 190 AS I WRITE, YOU ARE THE CHILDISH ONES WITH APPROX 20!!   ASK YOU MOMMIES AND DADDIES ABOUT THUNDER - I'M SURE THEY KNOW WHAT CRAP IS  - EVEN IF YOU DON'T!!   HI TO A NEW CREW (I'VE JUST HEARD OF) CALLED THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK - YOU GUYS HAVE THE GUTS TO ADMIT YOU DON'T HACK ALL YOUR SOFTWARE - GOOD ON YA!!)....    ALSO HI TO ALL THE PEOPLE DACK MENTIONED, PLUS COL,BOB,MAL,BRI,NEIL.E,CHRIS.E,WAYNE,IAN.C (SORRY - I FORGOT TO PUT YOU ON THE MEMBERS LIST ON SOME OF THE CD'S - OOOPS - WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN!!), DEAN, SIMON, MIKE, MARK AND THE MEDWAY BOYS.    REAL WARP SOON....   WASN'T THIS A LONG SCROLLTEXT....      BYEEEEEEEEE.......    


#186

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  vwxyz{ 186 vwxyz{        HALF MEG FILES!     + AND - SPEED CONTROLS BACK BY DEMAND!!!     LOOKS LIKE SANTA GOT WHAT HE ASKED FOR!!   I HOPE YOU DO TOO......    (HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD???)      abc OF THE UN-NAMEABLES IS HERE AGAIN (ANOTHER THREE IN A ROW!!)     HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS PICTURE?    IT WAS DRAWN FOR US BY TUCKER, AND I HAVE AT LEAST EIGHTEEN MORE OF HIS PICTURES TO USE UP ON FUTURE CD'S - SO MANY THANX MUST GO TO HIM (I WAS RUNNING OUT!!)    IMPORTANT:  CD 63 HAS BEEN RE-ISSUED WITH AN EXTRA GAME......   BORDOM CITY COMING......      GREETS GO TO:-   THE REST OF vwxyz{    def (PLEASE PHONE ME SOON!!)   ghi (BACK AT LAST!! - WELL WORTH THE WAIT!!)   mno (NICE CODING ON 168 / 177)   pqr (SPEEDY MENU DELIVERIES)   stu (HAVE A WARM CHRISTMAS!)   IAN.C (NICE PICTURES - SORRY FOR LEAVING YOU OFF THE MEMBERS STATUS!!)   AND DACK (YOUR TRAP CODE IS EXCEPTIONAL (PUN INTENDED!!)), COL, BRI, MAL, BOB, NEIL.E, CHRIS.E, DEAN, I.R.S. (THANX FOR THE GREET - LOOK OUT FOR THEIR DEMO! VERY GOOD FOR A STOS DEMO - IT WILL BE RELEASED SOON - JUST AFTER I FINISH PACKING IT FOR THEM IN FACT!!), SIMON, MIKE.W, MERLIN, TUCKER, K.K.K., THE TEN (STRANGE NAME, GUYS!), THE REPLICANTS, TCB, TEX AND THE REST OF THE UNION, THE MEDWAY BOYS, THE POMPEY PIRATES, GUARDIANS OF LOGIK AND ANYONE ELSE WHO IS WATCHING.......      THAT'S YOUR LOT FOR THIS MENU......      A MERRY vwxyz{ CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL.........  (EVEN MR. NORTHEN - IT IS THE SEASON OF GOODWILL!!!)      


#187

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WELCOME TO vwxyz{ MENU 187......     KEYS: PLUS AND MINUS ON KEYPAD FOR SPEED     ZERO (TOP ROW) FOR 50/60 HERTZ      HERE ARE TWO MORE OLDIES FOR YOUR BLANK BOX.....    UNLESS YOU ARE INTO MORE THAN ARCADE GAMES THAT IS....   THIS IS THE FIRST DISK TO BE REALEASED AT THE FIRST (AND PROBABLY LAST!) UN-NAMEABLES-BRING-A-BOTTLE-OF-COKE-COPY-PARTY....   PHILL WHERE'S YOUR BOTTLE???     (PAUSE WHILE PHILL COMES TO KEYBOARD....   PLOD....   THUMP....  ) HEY! WOW! MY FIRST SCROLLY THINGY! OH DEAR I'VE ALREADY RUN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY, OH,  THE ART IS FROM AN ORIGINAL BY JAMIE HEWLETT IN DEADLINE, BYE BYE. .....HI COL....      (YES THE GREETS WILL APPEAR EVERY SO OFTEN JUST TO KEEP YOU ON YOUR TOES).....        HI MORAY......SEE WHAT I MEAN...(PRIORITY 7 INTERRUPT - DEAR CHRISPY NOODLE PHILL SAYS THE ART IS ON ITS WAY - THE LAW SAYS: WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO PHONE?...BCLR.B #0,SCROLLTEXT...RTI)       .....HI REPLICANTS.....    HEY, DEAN, GUESS WHO HAS GOT CHAOS??? (COMING SOON GUYS....)       PLEASE NOTE WE COULD HAVE GOT GUNSHIP SMALLER BUT THEN IT WOULD HAVE NEEDED 1MEG...THE SAME FOR KILLDOZERS (EVEN IF IT IS MORE DOZE THAN KILL)....WHOOPS SORRY...BUT THE COKE IS STARTING TO TAKE ITS LEGENDARY EFFECT..THE LAW HAS JUST BROKEN THE RECORD FOR PLAYING SYNCHROGUSH....(SEE NEXT MENU FOR DETAILS)..WHILE IM HOPING MY UNDERWEAR IS GOING TO REMAIN INTACT - FART! (GOD, STOP IT) -........ HI UNION........   TO BE CONTINUED ON AUTOMATION 188......       OH YES... HI ERAWTFOS REWES...(IN JOKE)..GOSH ITS COLD HERE AT TUN H.Q...TIME TO THROW ANOTHER KYLIE MINOGUE ON THE FIRE...  WE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY....    IF WE DUST HER THIGHS FIRST WOULD WE FIND JASON DONOVANS FINGERPRINTS???.......  COME ON PHILL, HURRY UP WITH THIS PIC!!!....(SOUND OF WHIP CRACKING BUT I CANT SPELL KITTTZZCH AND WE DON'T HAVE A BBC SOUND FX TAPE...)..ANYHOW..HI BOB, STEVE,PETE,KKK,MAL,MERLIN,TUCKER,IRS,SIMON (SIMPLE? - THAT WAS DACK, NOT THE LAW),THE ORIGINAL SNOT GOBBLER,BIRDY,SCC,...OH ALRIGHT AND THE MEDWAY BOYS, BUT I DRAW THE LINE WITH THE POMPEY PIRATES..........   TIME TO WRAP AFTER ALL THIS (INSERT YOUR OWN WORD WHICH RHYMES WITH WRAP)......BYE..BYE..SEE YOU ALL LATER....   THE LAW (CODING + DRIVEL)..... DACK (MINDLESS DRIVEL).... AND PHILL (GRAFIX AND FONT).....    


#188

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WELCOME TO vwxyz{ MENU 188...... (OR 187 CONT.)     KEYS: PLUS AND MINUS ON KEYPAD FOR SPEED     ZERO (TOP ROW) FOR 50/60 HERTZ                                  COCA-COLA KILLS GUT CELLS.....     HARD DRIVIN IS 512K AND WILL RUN EXTRA DATA DISKS WITHOUT US HAVING TO PROCESS THEM FIRST...    THIS IS SHORT 'COS WE ARE FED UP......       WHY IS IT THAT WHEN WE PACK GAMES THEY NEVER SEEM TO FIT ONTO DISKS WITH LESS THAN 10K FREE....  OR THEY TAKE UP 830K AND WON'T FIT AT ALL!!!     WE HAVE THE FOLLOWING READY, BUT CAN'T BLOODY FIT THEM ON A DISK... (YET!! - MAYBE TOMORROW - OH, YES, IT IS TOMORROW!!!)     RED-STORM RISING (ONE MEG), CONFLICT IN EUROPE (ONE MEG) AND POWERPLAY (512K).....    GREETING TO:-        THE REPLICANTS, THE UNION, THE BLADERUNNERS, THE MEDWAY BOYS, THE POMPEY PIRATES (JUST), THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK, SEWER SOFTWARE, EMPIRE, BIRDY.......      COL,BRI,MAL,NEIL,DEAN,MERLIN,I.R.S.,SIMON,XERID,MORAY,MAL,KKK,AND NOT DEREK FROM MAL......PHILL WENT HOME EIGHT AND A HALF HOURS AGO.....    JUST A QUICK WORD HERE FROM DACK...........SPEEDY...THERE THATS PRETTY QUICK....ANYWAY ITS SEEMS THAT A PERSON MENTIONED SEVERAL MENUS AGO IS SELLING OUR (AND OTHER CREWS) MENUS......HMM..I CANT GUESS WHO THAT COULD BE (I BET YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN THOUGH CHILDEN.... DONT YOU)....ANYWAY THE APOLOGY ON 169 IS NOW RECINDED......THE END.....AND THEY ALL WENT BACK TO THE BIG PUMPKIN HOUSE AND LIVED HAPPILY(ISH) EVER AFTER.......P.S. SLAMING A PHONE DOWN COULD DAMAGE YOUR MODEM OR YOUR REPUTATION.....P.P.S THIS SCROLL WAS WRITTEN AFTER 12 PINTS OF COKE AND A BEEF CURRY PLEASE EXCUSE THE SPOOLING...SORRY SPELLIN(AS IN HARD DRIVIN).....THE REAL END.............RED RUM BACKWARDS SPELLS MURDER DONTCHA KNOW....LETS WRAP........HONEST.....       P.S.   I AM NOT TELLING YOU WHAT SYNCHROGUSH IS!!  (YET - MAYBE NEXT TIME)....   DACK AND THE LAW....29TH OF DECEMBER....1:57 AM....WHAT? IS THAT THE TIME? DAMN! TIME TO GO HOME(SUNG TO A VERY WELL KNOWN TUNE)......WE'RE GONE........


#188v2

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Fuck off alien! You are a total mother-fuckin-chicken-shagger and you may have guessed that all of automation don't like you at all! (even the BBC)    So why don't you climb into that already oversized cavity in your head (your mouth dipshit!) and close it, thereby locking an asshole like you away for ever and keeping the general public safe from your perverted activities....    


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----- 188 ---------- STE UPDATE ---------- 188 -----    WE, AT AUTOMATION, ARE CURRENTLY RE-RELEASING OUR DISKS TO BE STE COMPATABLE.....   WE ARE ALSO MAKING MOST OF THE 1 MEG FILES 512K AT THE SAME TIME.....    GET YOUR UPDATES FROM ALL ----GOOD---- SOURCES   (THE BEST ONES BEING AUTOMATION MEMBERS THEMSELVES!)    CURRENT UPDATES....   CD 184... (BOTH 512K)   CD 264... (WIME 512K)   CD 187... (STE VER)     SEE FUTURE UPDATED MENUS FOR MORE INFORMATION      IT IS WORTH GETTING THE UPDATES EVEN IF YOU DON'T HAVE AN STE, AS THEY WILL SOMETIMES CONTAIN EXTRA TITLES (EG, 187)       WELCOME TO AUTOMATION MENU 188...... (OR 187 CONT.)     KEYS: PLUS AND MINUS ON KEYPAD FOR SPEED     ZERO (TOP ROW) FOR 50/60 HERTZ                                  COCA-COLA KILLS GUT CELLS.....     HARD DRIVIN IS 512K AND WILL RUN EXTRA DATA DISKS WITHOUT US HAVING TO PROCESS THEM FIRST...    THIS IS SHORT 'COS WE ARE FED UP......       WHY IS IT THAT WHEN WE PACK GAMES THEY NEVER SEEM TO FIT ONTO DISKS WITH LESS THAN 10K FREE....  OR THEY TAKE UP 830K AND WON'T FIT AT ALL!!!     WE HAVE THE FOLLOWING READY, BUT CAN'T BLOODY FIT THEM ON A DISK... (YET!! - MAYBE TOMORROW - OH, YES, IT IS TOMORROW!!!)     RED-STORM RISING (ONE MEG), CONFLICT IN EUROPE (ONE MEG) AND POWERPLAY (512K).....    GREETING TO:-        THE REPLICANTS, THE UNION, THE BLADERUNNERS, THE MEDWAY BOYS, THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK, SEWER SOFTWARE, EMPIRE, BIRDY.......      COL, BRI, MAL, NEIL, THE MASK, MERLIN, I.R.S., SIMON, XERUD, MORAY, MAL, AND KKK......PHILL WENT HOME EIGHT AND A HALF HOURS AGO.....    JUST A QUICK WORD HERE FROM DACK...........SPEEDY...THERE THATS PRETTY QUICK....      P.S     THIS SCROLL WAS WRITTEN AFTER 12 PINTS OF COKE AND A BEEF CURRY PLEASE EXCUSE THE SPOOLING...SORRY SPELLIN (AS IN HARD DRIVIN).....THE REAL END.............RED RUM BACKWARDS SPELLS MURDER DONTCHA KNOW....LETS WRAP........HONEST.....       P.S.   I AM NOT TELLING YOU WHAT SYNCHROGUSH IS!!  (YET - MAYBE NEXT TIME)....   DACK AND THE LAW....29TH OF DECEMBER....1:57 AM....WHAT? IS THAT THE TIME? DAMN! TIME TO GO HOME (SUNG TO A VERY WELL KNOWN TUNE)......WE'RE GONE........  


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AUTOMATION PRESENT MENU 189.... FONT AND GRAFIX BY XERID - WHO SAYS HI TO THE PYROTECHNICS - IGNITOR AND MARCUS.....   HELLO, THE LAW HERE!     I FEEL I SHOULD TELL YOU THE TALE OF HOW THE UN-NAMEABLES WERE FORMED....   A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY...    THERE WERE TWO ST-CREWS CALLED THE W.C.A. AND E.H.I. IF ANYONE EVER HEARD OF US PLEASE MENTION IT IN A SCROLLER - WERE WE FAMOUS??  -  WE WERE NOT THE BEST ST CREWS - AND WE KNEW IT! - BUT WE DID OUR BEST. WE WERE BOTH THINKING ABOUT MERGING FOR MANY MONTHS, AND AFTER A LONG WAIT WE DECIDED TO JOIN FORCES - BUT WE HAD ONE PROBLEM - CAN YOU GUESS WHAT?? - YEP - WE HAD NO NAME AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO CALL THE NEWLY FORMED GROUP!!   AFTER MANY REJECTED NAMES - E.G. DRAGONSLAYERS - TOO MUCH LIKE BLADERUNNERS..   RED DRAGON - TOO PATRIOTIC..  ETC... -  WE REALISED THAT WE WOULD NEVER HAVE A NAME AND THAT WE WERE....     UN-NAMEABLE!    NOW IF YOU DON'T THINK THIS IS TRUE YOU CAN ASK ANY MEMBER OF THE GROUP 'COS NO-ONE LIKED THE NAMES OTHER PEOPLE THOUGH OF...   AT THAT TIME THERE WERE OVER EIGHT OF US, BUT NOW IT'S JUST ME THE LAW - DACK - AND PHILL...       ANYWAY, BACK TO THE PLOT...    WE RELEASED FIVE COMPACT MENUS OF OUR OWN - WHICH WENT DOWN QUITE WELL APART FROM THE FACT THAT UNKNOWN TO US LSD AND WAS NOT WAS HAD ALREADY PACKED ALL THE STUFF WE HAD DONE - AND DECIDED TO CONTACT WAS(NOT WAS) TO ASK FOR THEIR PACKER....  WE WERN'T THE ONLY CREW BY THE SOUND OF IT! - AS THEY MENTIONED THAT THEY MIGHT RELEASE IT... SHORT DIGRESSION - IT HAS NEVER BEEN RELEASED YET IN A COMPLETE FORM, IE NO DEPACK CODE OR BATCH PACKER HAS BEEN RELEASED, SO IF YOU HAVE THE LSD OR JEK PACKER YOU STILL CAN'T PACK DATA FILES LIKE US!!...... BACK TO THE PLOT AGAIN...   SHORTLY AFTERWARDS WE GOT A REJECTION LETTER FROM WAS(NOT WAS) SAYING THAT THE PACKER WAS NOT FOR RELEASE, AND DID WE WANT COPIES OF LSD AND WAS(NOT WAS) DISKS 0-50? - YES WAS THE REPLY....  ANOTHER WAIT....  LETTER NUMBER TWO ASKED IF WE WANTED TO JOIN A NEW CREW CALLED "AUTOMATION" --- OUR CD'S MUST HAVE IMPRESSED THEM --- AND WE JUMPED AT IT...   THE REST IS HISTORY...    SO, THE REASON YOU MAY NOT HAVE HEARD OF THE UN-NAMEABLES BEFORE AUTOMATION IS THE FACT THAT UP UNTIL WE JOINED WE HAD ONLY BEEN AROUND FOR A FORTNIGHT....         NOW THAT YOU ARE BORED IT'S TIME TO GREET PEOPLE...  HI TO.....     THE REPLICANTS (USE MORE MAD MAX MUSIC!),   THE MEDWAY BOYS (NO MORE SLAGGINGS FROM NOW ON FROM ME - YOU ARE ONE OF THE ELITE CREWS NOW, BUT PLEASE TRY TO USE DIFFERENT MUSIC ON EACH DISK!), SEWER SOFTWARE (I'VE ONLY JUST HEARD OF YOU AND AS FAR AS I CAN SEE YOU GUYS DESERVE ALL THE GREETS YOU CAN GET - YOUR 'ELITE' DOCS ARE HUGE!!!), THE POMPEY PIRATES, THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK, TCB, TEX, L16, DELTA FORCE, TNT-CREW AND OTHERS OF THE UNION, ALL THE BLADE RUNNERS (ONLY MCA LEFT, I THINK!!), PHALANX, OMEGA, SYNC (IS THE SYNCHRON DEMO OUT 'COS NO-ONE HAS IT!!), DELIGHT, BIRDY, AND ALL THE OLD TIMERS WHO MAY STILL BE ALIVE...  B.O.S.S. , 42-CREW, 1001-CREW, STCS, CSS, AHA, 007, KAM, AND ATARI MAN....        ALSO HELLO TO: COL, MAL, BOB, DEAN, TYCHO, IRS (HI MARK AND MIKE), AND SIMON.  


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                                      CAUTION! DO NOT USE THIS CD FOR YOUR INTERPHASE SAVE GAME! BEFORE HANDING OVER TO STAN MERCURY HERE ARE THE GREETINGS . . . HI TO THE OVERLANDERS (DOGUE DE NAUVE   EPSILON   FANATIC   HUMUNGUS   MISTER BEE   STAN MERCURY   PEEWEE   SPEEDLIGHT   TYPHON   WHITE SPIRIT   XBIOS MAN   ZARATHOUSTRA AND ZIGGY STARDUST)   THE MEDWAY BOYS   BIRDY   POMPEY PIRATES   MONTY    STAN THE MAN   THE REPLICANTS , THE CAREBEARS   ARNO   THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY   THE LIGHT TEAM (WHERE ARE YOUR INTROS GUYS)   MCA   THE QUARTET   PURSY   IAN.C   STOPPPPPPPPPPPP!  OH WELL! ANOTHER XMAS WITHOUT SNOW. WHAT A PITY. IT WOULD HAVE MADE MY GARDEN LOOK LIKE EVERBODY ELSES. WHAT DO THE ZEBRUGGE FERRY AND A CONDOM HAVE IN COMMON?    THEY ARE BOTH FULL OF DEAD SEAMEN. WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A BLACKMAN AT WORK? BIG MAC! LARGE FRIES PLEASE!    A MAN WALKS INTO A CHEMIST TO BUY SOME BOG ROLL. THE CHEMIST SAYS TO HIM . . YOU CAN HAVE THE EXPENSIVE STUFF CALLED ANDREX FOR A QUID OR THE CHEAP STUFF WITH NO NAME ON FOR THIRTY PENCE. GIVE ME THE CHEAP STUFF THE GUY SAYS. ANYWAY TWO DAYS LATER THIS GUY COMES BACK TO THE CHEMIST AND SAYS TO THE ASSISTANT . . I HAVE THOUGHT OF A NAME FOR THAT BOG ROLL! JOHN WAYNE! . . WHY JOHN WAYNE? SAYS THE ASSISTANT. WELL YOU SEE   IT IS ROUGH   TOUGH AND DOES NOT TAKE ANY SHIT!       HI. VAPOUR FROM AUTOMATION....  YES. YES THIS IS THE INTRO CODED ESPECIALLY FOR YOU !!!!       THIS INTRO IS VERY VERY VERY COOL. AND OVERLANDERS ARE VERY HAPPY TO SEND YOU THIS FABULOUS INTRO CODED ESPECIALLY FOR YOU!!! . PLEASE INSERT THIS INTRO IN YOUR FUTURE CD COMPACT, AND SEND ME ALL CD WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL INTRO. AND I SWAP THIS ONE IN ALL EUROPE FOR YOU !!!! IT IS A HONOUR FOR OVERLANDERS TO CODE THIS INTRO FOR YOU !!!! PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH LOGOS ! FONTS! YOU JUST TOUCH ALIEN !!!    THIS INTRO WAS CODED BY MISTER BEE FROM OVERLANDERS.     LOGO AUTOMATION AND SCROLL FONT BY SPEEDLIGHT.    OVERLANDERS LOGO BY WHITE SPIRIT.   FONT EIGHT BY EIGHT BY ME (STAN MERCURY).       ALIEN BY ZARATHOUSTRA !!!!    MANY MANY MANY THANKS TO SEND ME THE CD COMPACTS WITH THIS INTRO (YEAAHHHH !!!!). PLEASE SEND ME YOUR COMMENTS ON THIS INTRO FOR YOU !!! AND OVERLANDERS MAKE OTHERS INTRO FOR YOU. SINCE WE LIKE THEM !!!!    I SEND YOU ALL OF THE SOURCE CODE.  PLEASE DO NOT DISTRIBUTE THIS ONE !!!!!!!!!   SEND ME A CD COMPACT WITH THIS INTRO (THANKS)       FRIENDLY     STAN MERCURY (PRESIDENT OF OVERLANDERS FROM THE ALLIANCE)     BYE AND SEE YA !   GOLLOCKS TO THE REVOLUTION AND THE TIMELORDS (THE LAME BRITS) . . .                                    


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AUTOMATION PRESENT MENU 191....    IT APPEARS THAT ONE OF THE SPRITES IN HELL RAISER WILL FLICKER DURING THE GAME, BUT THIS HAS BEEN ON ALL THE VERSIONS I HAVE EVER SEEN....  GET ANY AUTOMATION MEMBER A WORKING COPY AND THEY WILL SEND IT TO ME SO THAT I CAN RE-DO IT....         ALSO BREACH MAY NOT WORK FOR YOU... ALTHOUGH IT IS 100 PERCENT ON OUR MENU....   FIRST YOU HAVE TO CREATE A SQUAD LEADER BY CLICKING ON 'SCENARIO.PRG' - ALL WILL THEN BE OK....     IF YOU BOUGHT THIS MENU DON'T GET ANOTHER FROM THE SAME SOURCE - GET A FREE VERSION FROM ELSEWHERE....   NOT LONG FOR MENU 200....   YES, SOON YOU WILL NEED ANOTHER DISK BOX....    POMPEY PIRATES..  SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG TO REPLY TO YOUR SLAGGING ON MENU 18, BUT WE HAD TROUBLE GETTING YOUR MENUS...   AND WHY TWO VERSIONS OF 18?     GREETS TO ALL THE USUALS.....      BIG MEGA HI TO XERID AND TUCKER....     BYE BYE FROM THE LAW.......             LOOK OUT 'COS....


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OH! YEAH . . . CHECKITY-CHECK-CHECK CHECK THIS OUT!    VAPOUR PRESENTS AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 192.  PRESS SPACE TO PLAY . . . 0 TO TOGGLE HERTZ . . . TOUGH LUCK FTL . . . . YOU MAY SAVE YOUR GAME TO THIS DISK!  I WAS GOING TO USE THE MEGABLAST SAMPLED SOUND BUT THE SPECTRUM ROUTINE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MACHINE TIME TO KEEP THE PALETTES ON THE SCREEN SO ALL I GOT WAS GREAT SOUND AND A PSYCHEDELIC DISPLAY.  TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE THIS VERSION IS PERFECT. I PLAYED IT FOR 4 HOURS NON STOP. HEY FTL! YOUR PROTECTION SUCKS . . . I LIKE THE ENCRYPTED WESTERN DIGITAL READ OPS DECODED BASED ON LENGTH OF PLAYTIME. PITY ABOUT THE JSR (A0)'S WHICH DECODE AND RUN THE ROUTINES. MY ROUTINES MAKE SURE ALL (A4) OFFSETS REMAIN THE VALUES THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SO SUCK ON THAT. CHECK IT OUT IF YOU THINK I'M KIDDING.  OK . . . PRESS SPACE AND LET'S GO CRACK SOME HEADS!      BY THE WAY FTL CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE THE NEAREST FOUNTAIN IS . . . MY CHARACTERS ARE GETTING VERY THIRSTY AND I DON'T WANT TO START AGAIN? WHY NO ONE DISK VERSION DOM?  REMEMBER TO EXAMINE WALLS FOR BUTTONS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES. TOUCH ALL HOLES  DRAINS  MARKINGS ETC. WALK INTO THE WALL AND YOU MAY FIND HIDDEN PASSAGES (ALL IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS) . . . FTL MAKE GREAT GAMES EH!        HOW DID HITLER DIE?       HE FOUND HIS GAS BILL.           GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , THE POMPEY PIRATES , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , THE CAREBEARS , PURSY , IAN.C , KAM , AND THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY . . . . . . . . . AND HI TO DORK M.D I MEAN DERAK D.M    HOW ARE YOU DIRK? . . . .    P = POWER = 1-6 = FIRST SET OF SYMBOLS
P4 = LIGHT SPELL. P6 = ANTI MATTER SPELL.
P1 = STAMINA POTION. P2 = HEALTH POTION.
P61 = VENOM POTION. P31 = POISON GAS CLOUD.
P25 = ANTI POISON CLOUD. P15 = MAGICAL PROTECTION POTION.
P44 = FIREBALL. P51 = POISON BOLT. P52 = ANTI-MATERIAL.
P14 = MAGICAL PARTY PROTECTION. P655 = MANA POTION.
P635 = ZO KATH RA SPELL. P546 = MAKES ROOM DARKER.
P454 = PARTY FIRSHIELD. P451 = STRENGTH POTION.
P352 = DEXTERITY POTION. P345 = LONG-LASTING LIGHT.
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OH! YEAH . . . CHECKITY-CHECK-CHECK CHECK THIS OUT!    VAPOUR PRESENTS AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 192.  I HAVE FIXED MY SPECTRUM CODE FOR THE STE SO ASK AROUND FOR ALL OTHER MENUS WHICH USED SPECTRUM PICS FOR THE  GRAPHIX AS I FIXED THEM ALL.. HERE IS A FEW...  CD 143    162    164    167    172    173    182    217    218    208    209    230.  READ OUR DISK INFOS AND SCROLLERS FOR ANY ALTERATIONS THAT MIGHT JUST BENEFIT YOU....    PRESS SPACE TO PLAY . . . 0 TO TOGGLE HERTZ . . . 1 TO 5 FOR MUSIC . . . YOU MAY SAVE YOUR GAME TO THIS DISK!  I WAS GOING TO USE THE MEGABLAST SAMPLED SOUND BUT THE SPECTRUM ROUTINE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MACHINE TIME TO KEEP THE PALETTES ON THE SCREEN SO ALL I GOT WAS GREAT SOUND AND A PSYCHEDELIC DISPLAY.  TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE THIS VERSION IS PERFECT. I PLAYED IT FOR 4 HOURS NON STOP. HEY FTL! YOUR PROTECTION SUCKS . . . I LIKE THE ENCRYPTED WESTERN DIGITAL READ OPS DECODED BASED ON LENGTH OF PLAYTIME. PITY ABOUT THE JSR (A0)'S WHICH DECODE AND RUN THE ROUTINES. MY ROUTINES MAKE SURE ALL (A4) OFFSETS REMAIN THE VALUES THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SO SUCK ON THAT. CHECK IT OUT IF YOU THINK I'M KIDDING.  OK . . . PRESS SPACE AND LET'S GO CRACK SOME HEADS!      BY THE WAY FTL CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE THE NEAREST FOUNTAIN IS . . . MY CHARACTERS ARE GETTING VERY THIRSTY AND I DON'T WANT TO START AGAIN? WHY NO ONE DISK VERSION DOM?  REMEMBER TO EXAMINE WALLS FOR BUTTONS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES. TOUCH ALL HOLES  DRAINS  MARKINGS ETC. WALK INTO THE WALL AND YOU MAY FIND HIDDEN PASSAGES (ALL IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS) . . . SAVE YOUR GAME TO THIS DISK!    HOW DID HITLER DIE?       HE FOUND HIS GAS BILL.           GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS , THE LIGHT TEAM , THE OVERLANDERS , STAN THE MAN , THE QUARTET , THE MEDWAY BOYS , SEWER SOFTWARE (POSSUM AND RAT) , THE CAREBEARS , PURSY , IAN.C , KAM , AND THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY . . . . . . . . . POMPEY WHO.......         P = POWER = 1-6 = FIRST SET OF SYMBOLS
P4 = LIGHT SPELL. P6 = ANTI MATTER SPELL.
P1 = STAMINA POTION. P2 = HEALTH POTION.
P61 = VENOM POTION. P31 = POISON GAS CLOUD.
P25 = ANTI POISON CLOUD. P15 = MAGICAL PROTECTION POTION.
P44 = FIREBALL. P51 = POISON BOLT. P52 = ANTI-MATERIAL.
P14 = MAGICAL PARTY PROTECTION. P655 = MANA POTION.
P635 = ZO KATH RA SPELL. P546 = MAKES ROOM DARKER.
P454 = PARTY FIRSHIELD. P451 = STRENGTH POTION.
P352 = DEXTERITY POTION. P345 = LONG-LASTING LIGHT.
P335 = FIREBALL 2. P326 = INVISIBILITY SPELL.
P325 = SEE THROUGH WALLS. P154 = VITALITY POTION.
P153 = WISDOM POTION. P152 = MARKS YOUR FOOTPRINTS.


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           Intro Credits...

      All Coding And Graphics By

          Neil Of Cor Blimey


        Music player by Vapour AUTOMATION PRESENT CD 193! ZAK MCKRACKEN AND THE ALIEN MINDBENDERS -  _HI GUYS!     YES, THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS THE TWO COLOUR TOP SCROLLER!     IT'S A GOOD JOB THAT THIS SCROLLER IS QUITE SHORT 'COZ IT MAKES YOUR EYES GO FUNNY IF YOU READ IT FOR TOO LONG!     IF YOU THINK YOUR CLEVER BEING ABLE TO READ THIS SCROLL THEN JUST TRY READING THE ONE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN!     HA HA HA!     LET'S WRAP...                    HI THERE FOLKS!     WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS SCROLLER THEN?     IT'S PRETTY HARD TO READ ISN'T IT!     IN FACT, I'D SAY IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO READ!     I'M NOT GOING TO TYPE MUCH TEXT FOR THIS SCROLLER 'COZ IT WOULD BE A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME SO LET'S END HERE.....                     NEIL OF COR BLIMEY - VAPOUR - THE LAW - ANDY THE ARFLING - SHAREZ JEK - OZZWALD - IAN C - PURSY - WAYNE - NIK - DACK - STAN THE MAN - THE OVERLANDERS - THE LIGHT TEAM - THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY -


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           PRESS 1 TO 9 AND A B C . . .     THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY PRESENT COMPACT NO.194 , THE GRAPHICS ON THIS MENU WERE DONE BY MARCUS OF PYROTECHNICS AND THE FONT BY MIKE.W [NOW WHICH DISK DID I STEAL THIS FROM], AND THE DISK BY EGB. THE SCROLL FONT WAS DONE BY EGB AND ARN. THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM BAD COMPANY BY VAPOUR!!!! OK ALL YOU AUTOMATION MEMBERS, ARE YOU INTERESTED IN HAVING 120K OF SCROLL TEXT TO WRITE IN THE NEW SUB HUMAN SCROLL DEMO WHICH WILL HAVE APPROX 600K OF CONTINUOUS SCROLL TEXT. ANY SUITABLE STUPID STORIES ARE ACCEPTABLE, FOR INSTANCE AT THE MOMENT WE HAVE TWO SCROLL STORIES ON THE GO - NUMBER 1. THE RETURN OF THE THARGS BY ARN BASED ON THE HUGO NEBULA AWARD WINNING MAJOR WORK OF THE DECADE!!!!! [MODEST EH!!] ...... THARGS ....... AND THEN SCROLL STORY NUMBER 2. THE CHUCK BREAKFAST STORY ....... A STORY OF THE GREAT PROTECTOR OF FURRY ANIMALS COME AARDVARK BUGGERER..... THESE TWO STORIES WILL BE 60K EPICS. ANYHOW HOW ABOUT SOME GREETS . . . . . . HI TO VAPOUR [WHAT A STUPID NAME, DID THE LAST ONE VAPOURISE], ANDY THE ARFLING [HAVE YOU SENT YOUR SWITCHBLADE INFINITE LIVES TO ZERO YET!!!!]. MIKE W [I HEAR YOU TRIED TO COME AND SEE ME LATELY, I W'LL BE IN NEXT TIME....] OZZ [WHERE ARE YOU MAN!!!!]  MANTOR [WHY DID YOU GREET US, HAD YOU SEEN FLAPS OR SOMETHING]  ALL OTHER MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION OTHER GREETINGS GO TO PYROTECHNICS, THE REPLICANTS, THE CAREBEARS, THE OVERLANDERS, THE MEDWAY BOYS, THE UNION [WHAT NO DEMOS], WELL AFTER THAT, WE HAVEN'T HAD ANY SLAGGING YET, WHERE'S BIRDY [I SEE YOUR VERSION OF KICK OFF EXTRA TIME HAD KNACKED GRAPHICS!!!] ULTIMATE SLAGGING MUST GO TO TECHNO FORCE [ELECTRIC BLUE] STILL THE THE MOST LAME BUNCH OF NERDS EVER.... RIPPED OFF ANY AUTOMATION MENUS LATELY!!!!! AFTER ALL OF THAT WE SHALL BRING THIS SCROLLER TO AN END. BYE BYE .............................................WRAP TIME...............                


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AUTOMATION PRESENT MENU 195.... FONT BY XERID - PIC BY TUCKER....  POWERPLAY COULD HAVE BEEN A LOT SMALLER, BUT IT'S BE NICE TO 512K OWNERS WEEK....  THIS MENU WAS RELEASED AFTER 189 BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT NUMBER VAPOUR WILL USE NEXT!   WHO SAYS WE ONLY DO THE NAFF STUFF - WE DO IT ALL!!    IT'S NOW JAN 1ST 1990 AND HERE ARE SOME THOUGHTS FOR THE NEW YEAR....   WHERE IS OZZ?  -  WHEN WILL CHRISPY NOODLE PHONE?  -  WILL ANDY THE ARFLING EVER GET IN TOUCH WITH US?  -  HOW THE HELL DO YOU KILL ALL THE BORDERS?  -  WHO IS ROB NORTHEN?  -  WHEN WILL S4C HAVE A GOOD FILM ON?  -  WHEN WILL STUPID PEOPLE STOP USING 11-SECTORED DISKS?  -  WILL JANE MARRY DES?  -  WILL WIZBIT EVER GO HOME?  -  ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME SCOTT LEFT NEIGHBOURS?  -  WHO IS THE ORIGINAL SNOT GOBBLER?  -  HOW LONG BEFORE A PICTURE SHORTAGE HITS US AGAIN?  -  WHEN WILL PACKER VERSION 3.0 BE READY  -  DOES ANYONE CARE?  -  ALL THESE PROBLEMS AND MORE WON'T BE SOLVED BY US, BUT HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR....    NO CREW GREETS ON THIS DISK 'COS WE GREETED ENOUGH ON THE PREVIOUS SIX...    MANY THANKS TO XERID FOR THE FONT (IT'S NOW PROPORTIONAL DON'T YA KNOW!!! - BUT PLEASE DRAW BRACKETS NEXT TIME, 'COS I HAD TO CUT A 'C' TO MAKE THESE!!!) ALSO THANKS TO MORAY FOR THE PIC ON 188 AND PHILL FOR THE PIC ON 187...  OTHER GRAFIX GREETS TO MERLIN, IAN.C, WAYNE, PURSY, TIMELORD, KIM, CHO, XERID, PHILL, TUCKER AND MARL...   THESE PEOPLE GIVE THE MENUS THAT PROFESSIONAL TOUCH BY GIVING US GREAT PICTURES, AND I FEEL THAT THIS DISK SHOULD BE DEDICATED TO ALL THE "AUTOMATION" ARTISTS......    BYE BYE FOR NOW.....   THE LAW....    WILL MAL GET HIS DISKS BACK?    


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...... ONE MEG MONSTERS ......     AUTOMATION PRESENT MENU 196....     HELLO POMPEY PIRATES....   I HAVE HEARD RUMOURS OF YOU SLAGGING ME OFF....    I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE SAID, BUT IF IT IS ABOUT ME SAYING - "THUNDER IS CRAP"  - THEN I APPOLOGISE, AS I DIDN'T REALISE IT WAS A NEW THUNDER (THE ONE I SAW WAS CRAP!)...     HOWEVER, IF YOU SLAGGED ME OFF BECAUSE OF MY - DEREK EXPOSURE - THEN I DON'T BACK DOWN...    I DON'T WANT A SLAGGING WAR WITH YOU BECAUSE THEY REALLY ARE POINTLESS (IE, YOU SLAG US, WE SLAG YOU, YOU SLAG US....  GET THE IDEA?)      NUFF SAID...  ON WITH THE SCROLL...     OZZ IS ALIVE AND KICKING (YES, I HAVE TALKED WITH HIM!)     SCROLLTEXTS ARE VERY DANGEROUS THINGS, DON'T YOU THINK?    FONT AND GRAFIX BY XERID, WITH ALL CODING AND MUSIC RIPPING BY ME! (THE LAW)       CHASE HQ IS ONE MEG BECAUSE IT IS FAR MORE PLAYABLE WHEN HELD IN RAM... I HAVE ALSO RELEASED A 512K BOOT VERSION...    ALSO, WHEN PLAYING IN 60HZ YOU DO SO AT YOUR OWN RISK - THE PROG WAS DESIGNED TO KNACKER UP IN 60HZ, BUT I HAVE AT LEAST GOT IT GOING...      BALLANCE OF POWER NEEDS THE DISK TO BE WRITE ENABLED...    CHECK YOU DON'T HAVE A VIRUS IN MEMORY FIRST!...WELL, ONLY THREE MORE TO GO BEFORE WE CHECK OUT OF THE NUMBERS STARTING WITH "1" - 300 COMING SOON....  LET'S GET THE GREETS OUT OF THE WAY......   HI....  THE MEDWAY BOYS (HOW ABOUT A GREET?), THE POMPEY PIRATES (NICE BATMAN HACK - OURS COMING SOON), THE UNION (ALL MEMBERS - HOW ABOUT A GREET?), THE BLADERUNNERS (ALL MEMBERS - HOW ABOUT A GREET?), SEWER SOFTWARE (GREET ME, GUYS!), GUARDIANS OF LOGIK (AFTER ALL, I DO GREET YOU!), THE OVERLANDERS (NICE INTRO - BUT THE SCROLLER IS TOO FAST!!! - ALSO, HOW ABOUT A GREET ON A ONE FOR ONE BASIS?), THE LIGHT TEAM (WILL YOU GREET ME IN YOUR NEW INTRO?), HRFH, REVOLUTION, EMPIRE (THANKS FOR THE AUTOMATION GREET!), HOTLINE (AND BIRDY! - LIKEWISE!), DELIGHT, MAL, COL, BOB, DEAN, JON (THANX FOR THE UP-GRADE!), XERID, IRS (MARK/MIKE), SIMON, THE ORIGINAL SNOT GOBBLER (WHO IS THIS MAN?) AND OF COURSE TO YOU.....  I HAVE JUST DONE CHASE HQ...  LOAD IT TO SEE HOW IMPRESSED I WAS WITH THE PROTECTION...    R.N.C. ARE A JOKE....     DON'T BUY THIS DISK FROM ANYONE...  NONE OF THEM ARE FOR SALE...    TIME TO WRAP......    ...... ONE MEG MONSTERS......     NO, THAT WASN'T THE WRAP...  I'M STILL HERE....    OH, GOD..  THE SCROLLERS GONE WRONG...   I SAID....  WRA


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...... ONE MEG MONSTERS ......     AUTOMATION PRESENT MENU 196....     HELLO POMPEY PIRATES....   I HAVE HEARD RUMOURS OF YOU SLAGGING ME OFF....    I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE SAID, BUT IF IT IS ABOUT ME SAYING - "THUNDER IS CRAP"  - THEN I APPOLOGISE, AS I DIDN'T REALISE IT WAS A NEW THUNDER (THE ONE I SAW WAS CRAP!)...     HOWEVER, IF YOU SLAGGED ME OFF BECAUSE OF MY - DEREK EXPOSURE - THEN I DON'T BACK DOWN...    I DON'T WANT A SLAGGING WAR WITH YOU BECAUSE THEY REALLY ARE POINTLESS (IE, YOU SLAG US, WE SLAG YOU, YOU SLAG US....  GET THE IDEA?)      NUFF SAID...  ON WITH THE SCROLL...     OZZ IS ALIVE AND KICKING (YES, I HAVE TALKED WITH HIM!)     SCROLLTEXTS ARE VERY DANGEROUS THINGS, DON'T YOU THINK?    FONT AND GRAFIX BY XERID, WITH ALL CODING AND MUSIC RIPPING BY ME! (THE LAW)       CHASE HQ IS ONE MEG BECAUSE IT IS FAR MORE PLAYABLE WHEN HELD IN RAM... I HAVE ALSO RELEASED A 512K BOOT VERSION...    ALSO, WHEN PLAYING IN 60HZ YOU DO SO AT YOUR OWN RISK - THE PROG WAS DESIGNED TO KNACKER UP IN 60HZ, BUT I HAVE AT LEAST GOT IT GOING...      BALLANCE OF POWER NEEDS THE DISK TO BE WRITE ENABLED...    CHECK YOU DON'T HAVE A VIRUS IN MEMORY FIRST!...WELL, ONLY THREE MORE TO GO BEFORE WE CHECK OUT OF THE NUMBERS STARTING WITH "1" - 300 COMING SOON....  LET'S GET THE GREETS OUT OF THE WAY......   HI....  THE MEDWAY BOYS (HOW ABOUT A GREET?), THE POMPEY PIRATES (NICE BATMAN HACK - OURS COMING SOON), THE UNION (ALL MEMBERS - HOW ABOUT A GREET?), THE BLADERUNNERS (ALL MEMBERS - HOW ABOUT A GREET?), SEWER SOFTWARE (GREET ME, GUYS!), GUARDIANS OF LOGIK (AFTER ALL, I DO GREET YOU!), THE OVERLANDERS (NICE INTRO - BUT THE SCROLLER IS TOO FAST!!! - ALSO, HOW ABOUT A GREET ON A ONE FOR ONE BASIS?), THE LIGHT TEAM (WILL YOU GREET ME IN YOUR NEW INTRO?), HRFH, REVOLUTION, EMPIRE (THANKS FOR THE AUTOMATION GREET!), HOTLINE (AND BIRDY! - LIKEWISE!), DELIGHT, MAL, COL, BOB, DEAN, JON (THANX FOR THE UP-GRADE!), XERID, IRS (MARK/MIKE), SIMON, THE ORIGINAL SNOT GOBBLER (WHO IS THIS MAN?) AND OF COURSE TO YOU.....  I HAVE JUST DONE CHASE HQ...  LOAD IT TO SEE HOW IMPRESSED I WAS WITH THE PROTECTION...    R.N.C. ARE A JOKE....     DON'T BUY THIS DISK FROM ANYONE...  NONE OF THEM ARE FOR SALE...    TIME TO WRAP......    ...... ONE MEG MONSTERS......     NO, THAT WASN'T THE WRAP...  I'M STILL HERE....    OH, GOD..  THE SCROLLERS GONE WRONG...   I SAID....  WRA


#197

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                            AUTOMATION MENU 197 (ONE MEG TITLES)   I.R.S. AND THE LAW PRESENT THEIR FIRST DIGI-MENU....   ALL PICS BY IRS, WITH ALL CODING BY THE LAW...   FONT BY XERID        KEYS...  A - LOAD SHERMAN M4     B - LOAD ROLLER COASTER RUMBLER     H - CHANGE HERTZ     PLUS (ON KP) - FASTER     MINUS (ON KP) - SLOWER    R - REVERSE     F - FLIP-FLOP     N - NORMAL     0-9 - MUSIC     ESC - REBOOT SYSTEM     (SORRY FOR THE CHANGE, BUT WHAT THE HELL!!)      OVER THE NEXT FEW WEEKS I (THE LAW) SHALL BE DOING LESS AND LESS (BLOODY A-LEVELS!), BUT EXPECT TO SEE ME ON THE ODD MENU HERE AND THERE.....     OF COURSE, DACK WILL STILL BE GOING (AS WILL THE REST OF AUTOMATION, NO DOUBT!  -  NICE TO TALK TO YOU, OZZWALD!!)    WE ARE NOW OVER THE 200 MARK!! (THIS DISK IS LATE....  SORRY VAPOUR.....)       COMING SOON ON FUTURE AUTOMATION DISKS.......       DRAGON SPIRIT (ONE MEG), ARMADA (ONE MEG), THE GRAIL (ONE MEG), POLICE QUEST (ONE MEG), CONFLICT IN EUROPE (ONE MEG), HILLSFAR (ONE MEG), TARGET RANGE (512K), COLONIAL CONQUEST (512K), DR.DOOM ADVENTURE (512K)......  PLUS MANY,MANY MORE.........     WHAT A LOT OF ONE MEG TITLES THERE....   YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO BUY AN UPGRADE THEN, WON'T YOU SIMON!!.....    I DON'T KNOW WHEN I WILL SEE YOU AGAIN, SO BYE, BYE........      THE I.R.S CONSISTS OF     NOOKEY     FLANNY     AND    TUCKER    ........BYE BYE........          


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                            AUTOMATION MENU 197 (ONE MEG TITLES)   I.R.S. AND THE LAW PRESENT THEIR FIRST DIGI-MENU....   ALL PICS BY IRS, WITH ALL CODING BY THE LAW...   FONT BY XERID        KEYS...  A - LOAD SHERMAN M4     B - LOAD ROLLER COASTER RUMBLER     H - CHANGE HERTZ     PLUS (ON KP) - FASTER     MINUS (ON KP) - SLOWER    R - REVERSE     F - FLIP-FLOP     N - NORMAL     0-9 - MUSIC     ESC - REBOOT SYSTEM     (SORRY FOR THE CHANGE, BUT WHAT THE HELL!!)      OVER THE NEXT FEW WEEKS I (THE LAW) SHALL BE DOING LESS


#198

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           Intro Credits...

      All Coding And Graphics By

          Neil Of Cor Blimey


         Music ripping by Ozz

        Menu making by Vapour. AUTOMATION PRESENT CD 198! - PRESS 1 FOR MINDBENDER (LEAVE THIS DISK WRITE ENABLED AND DON'T CREATE ANY EXTRA LEVELS AS THIS FILE IS PACKED) - 2 AYATOLLA INVADERS - 3 FOR STARBLAZE - 4 FOR TERRYS BIG ADVENTURE - 5 FOR GILBERT ESCAPE FROM DRILL - _HI GUYS!     YES, THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS THE TWO COLOUR TOP SCROLLER!     IT'S A GOOD JOB THAT THIS SCROLLER IS QUITE SHORT 'COZ IT MAKES YOUR EYES GO FUNNY IF YOU READ IT FOR TOO LONG!     IF YOU THINK YOUR CLEVER BEING ABLE TO READ THIS SCROLL THEN JUST TRY READING THE ONE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN!     HA HA HA!            HI TO THE OVERLANDERS - THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY - THE REPLICANTS - THE LIGHT TEAM - THE CAREBEARS AND OF COURSE YOU      HI THERE FOLKS!     WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS SCROLLER THEN?     IT'S PRETTY HARD TO READ ISN'T IT!     IN FACT, I'D SAY IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO READ!     I'M NOT GOING TO TYPE MUCH TEXT FOR THIS SCROLLER 'COZ IT WOULD BE A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME SO LET'S END HERE.....                     YES FOLKS!   I EVEN HAVE ENOUGH PROCESSOR TIME FOR A VERTICAL SCROLLER!   THE TROUBLE WITH THIS KIND OF SCROLLER IS THAT IT TAKES TOO LONG TO SCROLL THROUGH THE WHOLE OF A MESSAGE SO THE LONGER I GO ON TYPING THIS TEXT THE LESS CHANGE THERE IS THAT SOMEBODY WILL EVER READ IT!   SO WHAT BETTER EXCUSE IS THERE TO STOP THE SCROLL RIGHT HERE AND WRAP          


#199

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           PRESS 1 TO 9 AND A B C . . .     COMPACT NO.199 . . . . . . ALMOST THERE!  , THE FAB GRAPHICS ON THIS MENU WERE DONE BY PURSY   NOW THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL CLIP ART. GREETINGS GO TO PYROTECHNICS, THE REPLICANTS, THE CAREBEARS, THE OVERLANDERS, THE MEDWAY BOYS, THE POMPEI PIRATES . . . OOOPS!         AND DORK M.D . . .  MEANT THAT.    ULTIMATE SLAGGING MUST GO TO TECHNO FORCE [ELECTRIC BLUE] STILL THE THE MOST LAME BUNCH OF NERDS EVER.... RIPPED OFF ANY AUTOMATION MENUS LATELY!!!!! AFTER ALL OF THAT WE SHALL BRING THIS SCROLLER TO AN END. BYE BYE .............................................WRAP TIME...............


#199v2

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           PRESS 1 TO 9 AND A B C . . .     COMPACT NO.199 . . . . . . ALMOST THERE!  , THE FAB GRAPHICS ON THIS MENU WERE DONE BY PURSY   NOW THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL CLIP ART. GREETINGS GO TO PYROTECHNICS, THE REPLICANTS, THE CAREBEARS, THE OVERLANDERS, THE MEDWAY BOYS, THE POMPEI PIRATES . . . OOOPS!         AND DORK M.D . . .  MEANT THAT.    ULTIMATE SLAGGING MUST GO TO TECHNO FORCE [ELECTRIC BLUE] STILL THE THE MOST LAME BUNCH OF NERDS EVER.... RIPPED OFF ANY AUTOMATION MENUS LATELY!!!!! AFTER ALL OF THAT WE SHALL BRING THIS SCROLLER TO AN END. BYE BYE .............................................WRAP TIME...............


#200

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PRESS ESC TO EXIT INTRO ON SKIDOO.       PLEASE NOTE THAT THE GREAT COURTS IS SAVED TO TRACK 82. ALSO NOTE THAT I HAVE WRITTEN A WESTERN DIGITAL FILE LOADER INTO THE GAME SO IT MUST BE RUN FROM DRIVE A. IF YOU ARE USING BOOT FROM B OR A SWITCH TO USE YOUR ONE MEG B DRIVE AS DRIVE A THEN ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT I HOPE IT WORKS FOR YOU. IF NOT THEN TOUGH! BUY A ONE MEG DRIVE A UPGRADE FOR 50 QUID. SO HERE YOU HAVE OUR 2 HUNDRETH PROPERLY COMPACTED DISK. NONE OF THIS LEAVE HALF THE GAME UNCOMPACTED FOR US. IF YOU CAN'T PACK ALL THE GAME THEN YOU ARE THICK AND SHOULDN'T BOTHER IN THE FIRST PLACE. ANYONE WHO USES THE THUNDER ONE MEG FILE PACKER IS A PRATT. WHO THE HELL WANTS ONE MEG FILES WHEN THE GAMES CAN BE PACKED TO RUN IN HALF MEG. OK .... 300 HERE WE COME ....   WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF DOING MORE NEWER STUFF . . . WELL I WAS ANYWAY!   UNTIL A PACKAGE FROM AUSTRALIA ARRIVED . . . . . . AND GUESS WHAT . . . LOADS OF OLD CRAP . . . . . SO HERE IS WHAT IS COMING YOUR WAY SHORTLY . . . . DON'T WORRY! I WON'T MIX ANY NEWER TITLES IN WITH THIS LOT. . . . HERE GOES . . .  TOLTEKA  ST POOL 1.3  TECHMATE  BOB MORANE JUNGLE  TRUMP CASTLE  CROSSWORD COMPILER  MONOPOLY  BACKGAMMON  FORMULA ONE GRAND PRIX  BATTLE FOR THE THRONE  FIST OF FURY  ROULETTE  PHANTASIE I V2.0  BRAINBOX  THE PRESIDENT IS MISSING [WISH HE WAS]  MAGIC BLUES  MAGIC CASES  MAGIC ALPHABET  TRIVIA MASTER  FINAL ASSAULT  HACKER  ULTIMA II  PEGGAMMON  THE GRAIL  POLICE QUEST I  . . . . .   OK FOLKS I HAVE DONE PACKED VERSIONS OF OIL IMPERIUM AND PIRATES BUT THEY WERE CRACKED BY THE MEDWAY BOYS. WILL SOMEONE PLEASE SEND ME AN ORIGINAL OF THESE TWO TITLES AND I WILL CRACK AND PACK THE PROG FILE AND PUT THEM ON A CD FOR YA! I'VE ALSO DONE HILLSFAR  FULL METAL PLANETE AND HIGHWAY PATROL.  THERE IS LOADS MORE STUFF BEING DONE. I AM TRYING TO DO MORE MULTI DISK BOOT GAMES IN THE STYLE OF GREAT COURTS . . . HALF MEG . . . YEAH! HOWEVER IF IT'S NOT POSSIBLE TO SQUEEZE IN THE EXTRA CODE NECESSARY THEN I WILL MAKE IT A MEG FILE.  SO! AS ALWAYS . . . BUY AN UPGRADE AND REMOVE THEM THERE COBWEBS FROM THY POCKET!             PRESS 4 TO 9 AND A TO H . . .     0 TOGGLES HERTZ.       MUSIC RIPPING BY VAPOUR!!!! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE REST OF AUTOMATION . . . OZZ HAS NO ST . . . ANDY THE ARFLING HAS A KNACKERED ST . . . NEIL OF COR BLIMEY SOLD HIS . . . SHAREZ JEK . . . WELL GET A LOAD OF ALL THAT OLD STUFF . . . I HOPE HE STARTS ON THE NEW STUFF I SENT HIM.    COME ON GUYS! GET MORE STUFF DONE. PULL YOUR FINGERS OUT! CONCENTRATE ON THE NEW TITLES. I AM THE ONE WHO IS SUPPOSED TO BE TIED DOWN. IF I CAN DO AS MUCH AS I'VE DONE RECENTLY THEN I'M SURE YOU CAN DO BETTER. NO MACHINE IS NO EXCUSE. USE A FRIENDS ST. KILL FOR ONE . . . THEY ARE OUT THERE . . . .     WE HAVE SEEN MANY NEW SCROLLERS INCLUDING THIS ONE FROM THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND THE OVERLANDERS INTRO USED ON CD 190 [WE HOPE THEY BOTH HAVE MORE TO COME AS VARIETY IS MORE INTERESTING DON'T YOU THINK! WE HAVE USED LOADS OF GOOD GRAPHICS FROM OUR ARTISTS IAN.C, PURSY, NIK, WAY, MERLIN ETC . . . WELL GO ON PRESS SOME LETTERS TO CHANGE THE MUSIC.   . . . . MEGA-MAJOR-MINOR HI TO THE REPLICANTS [SNAKE, COBRA, DOM, FURY, RATBOY, ELWOOD] THE OVERLANDERS [DOGUE DE MAUVE, EPSILON, FURYO, HUMUNGUS, MISTER BEE, PEEWEE, SPEEDLIGHT, STAN MERCURY, SYGMA FORCE, TYPHON, WHITE SPIRIT, X BIOS MEN, ZIGGY STARDUST] THE CAREBEARS, THE MEDWAY BOYS, THE LIGHT TEAM [WHERE ARE YOU GUYS, ARE YOU STILL ALIVE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE CODING FOR US, NOT SLEEPING], MANTOR, BIRDY, KAM, PURSY, NIK FROM THE QUARTET, IAN.C, MERLIN, WAY, M.O.B, MONTY, STAN THE MAN, MCA, DELIGHT, POMPEY PIRATE . . . . WELL AFTER THAT, WE HAVEN'T HAD ANY SLAGGING YET, SO F*** OFF DORK M.D BYE BYE .......................... MORE BOUNCE TO THE OUNCE ......................... WRAP TIME ...............


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