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Message started by ggn on 20.12.08 at 21:44:01

Title: Re: Scrollers project!
Post by ggn on 10.01.09 at 15:27:46
#256v2

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THIS IS THE NO RESET PIC VERSION   WATCH OUT FOR THE CLEAN PIC VERSION OF CD 241 AND WE WILL ALSO USE UP THAT SPARE 90K WHICH SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN LEFT IN THE FIRST PLACE.  ALSO WATCH OUT FOR OUR MENU DISK WITH CLEANED UP VERSIONS OF VARIOUS MENUS TO OVERWRITE YOUR EXISTING ONES. THESE MENUS ARE ALL ON ONE DISK WITHOUT SWEAR WORDS FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE MINORS . . . . NO NOT THE SCARGILL TYPE!    HERE WE GO AGAIN WITH AUTOMATION CD 256. OK SOME STATS HERE FOR YOU NUMBER FREAKS!  VAPOUR HAS DONE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY FIVE MENUS WITH TWO MORE TO FOLLOW. OZZWALD OF THE LSD HAS DONE 57 SO FAR AND WE ARE WAITING FOR CD 236 FROM HIM. THE LAW OF THE UN-NAMEABLES HAS DONE 29 WITH ONE TO FOLLOW. NEIL OF COR BLIMEY HAS COMPILED SIX SO FAR. THE GOOD OLD BBC (NICE TO BE BACK GUYS?) HAVE DONE FIVE WITH TWO OR THREE DUE FOR RELEASE SHORTLY. THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY HAVE DONE TWO,  LAST BUT NOT LEAST, WE HAVE HAD TWO MENUS FROM THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK (HI APPOLLO).  OK! WE HAVE HAD A LOT OF PACKED CRAP TO RELEASE OF LATE SO IT IS TIME TO THINK ABOUT DOING SOME QUALITY STUFF (SO HOWS ABOUT SOME GOOD STUFF AUTOMATION MEMBERS AND NO CHICKENING OUT ON THE MULTI DISK RAW DATA STUFF. WE WANT GOOD PACKS NOT LAME ONES!)     SHUFFLEPUCK CAFE TOOK ME A COUPLE OF DAYS TO FINISH OFF (NO LESS THAN 135 FILES (HOLY MACKEREL).  YOU CAN SAVE TO THIS DISK, I MADE SURE OF THAT!  IT DID NOT PACK TOO WELL BUT IT IS A CUTE LITTLE GAME. LEAGUE CHALLENGE SPEAKS FOR ITSELF, LOAD IT AND SEE!    . . . .    FART, BELCH, PUKE! (THE AFTERMATH OF FRIDAY NIGHT OUT).    WHAT IS THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN A SHEEP AND A LADA?    IT IS MORE EMBARRASSING GETTING OUT OF THE BACK OF A LADA!  WHAT IS THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN AIDS AND A LADA?    YOU STAND A BETTER CHANCE OF GETTING RID OF AIDS!      AUTOMATION IS VAPOUR, THE BBC, OZZWALD OF THE LSD, NEIL OF OH MY GOD, THE UN-NAMEABLES, SHARAZ JEK, THE SUB-HUMANS AND THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIC. SWIFTLY ON TO THE YO'S - THE MEDWAY BOYS ST AMIGOS DEREK MD,  THE EMPIRE AND THE REPLICANTS, THE LIGHT TEAM, DELIGHT , THE OVERLANDERS, THE STARKS, THE HOMEBOY, MONTY, MOB, LEELEE, OBERJE, PURSY, NIK OF THE QUARTET,  THE LOST BOYS, THE CAREBEARS, FLEXIBLE FRONT, OMEGA, SYNC, YOUNG JOE, THE DRUID, HAL AND EDITMAN, THIS SCROLLER WAS CODED BY ANDY THE ARFLING (WITH SPECTRUM SHOWER BY VAPOUR).   WARP        


#257

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              AUTOMATION GIVE YOU THE POWER WITH A PUNCH!        DO NOT FILE COPY THIS DISK. COPY DISK 82 TRACKS 10 SECTORS 2 SIDES.  THE LAST THREE TRACKS ON THE DISK CONTAIN CLOWNOMANIA HIGH SCORES [ONE SECTOR] AND TERRORPODS HI SCORES AND SAVE GAME DATA. WITHOUT THIS DATA THIS DISK IS LIKE A CAR WITHOUT WHEELS. THE PREVIOUS MESSAGE IS FOR THE SAKE OF THOSE WHO DO NOT LISTEN!    TERRORPODS LIKE ALL PSYGNOSIS GAMES WAS A 5 MINUTE HACK BUT A SOD TO FILELOAD PACK.  SHINOBI WAS ALSO DIFFICULT TO FILE PACK WITH PROTECTION CHECKS IN ALL THE PROGRAM CODE FILES.  WELL THEN THAT LEAVES US WITH CLOWNOMANIA AND ALL I CAN SAY IS IT TOOK ALL OF 5 MINUTES TO COMPLETION WITH AUTOMATION 2.4       THIS IS THE THIRD MENU OF THE DAY COMPLETED SO NOW IT IS TIME TO PUT PURPLE SATURN DAY ASIDE AND DO A HALF MEG FILE VERSION OF BEACH VOLLEY SINCE SOMEONE ELSE HAS DONE A MEG FILE OF IT. I AM ONLY GOING TO DO THIS BECAUSE I WANT TO PISS THIS PERSON OFF.             PRESS 5 TO 9 TO ALTER SCROLLER AND A TO J FOR MUSIC . . .     PRESS ZERO TO TOGGLE HERTZ . . .       AUTOMATION GIVES YOU COMPACT DISK 257 , THE GRAPHICS ON THIS MENU WERE DONE BY THE CMT FROM SWEDEN.     THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM SEVEN GATES OF JAMBALA BY VAPOUR!!!!  PRESS HELP FOR HELP SCREEN IN TERRORPODS . . . . .    WHY DO CAMELS HAVE HUMPS?   WITHOUT A GOOD HUMP YOU WOULD NOT HAVE CAMELS.    GREETINGS GO TO PYROTECHNICS, THE REPLICANTS [HI SNAKE], THE STARKS, FLAME OF FINLAND, DEREK MD, ST AMIGOS, DELIGHT, MCA, THE LIGHT TEAM, MOB, PURSY, IAN.C, MONTY, THE ANGELS OF MERCY [HI LADIES], THE LOST BOYS [HI TIM], THE HOMEBOY, THE CAREBEARS, THE OVERLANDERS, MIKE OF HOTLINE, THE MEDWAY BOYS, SYNC, VECTOR, AN COOL, WAYNE SMITHSON, ROB NORTHERN, AND ALL AT THALLION SOFTWARE . . . . .      ZIPITTY DO DAH, ZIPITTY AY, OH MY MY WHAT A WONDERFUL PERSON I AM!        LIVERPOOL 96 SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY 0             IF ANYONE OUT THERE THINKS THEY CAN CODE GOOD ORIGINAL INTROS THEN SEND IN YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS TO ANY AUTOMATION MEMBER AND MAKE A NAME FOR YOURSELF . . . . HELP US PROVIDE THE JOE SOAPS OF THE ST WORLD WITH A VARIETY OF INTROS AND WE WILL CONTINUE TO DO THE BUSINESS WITH THE SOFTWARE!       ONE MORNING AT WORK ON THE CLEANING AND LINING OF WATER MAINS WE HAD JUST CHARGED UP THE MAINS TO GIVE THE STREET IN QUESTION BACK ITS WATER SUPPLY AND A BLOKE CAME OVER TO ME. HE SAID THAT HIS COLD WATER WAS ON AND ASKED ME IF WE HAD TURNED THE HOT WATER ON!  IF YOU CAN NOT FIGURE THAT ONE OUT THEN YOU ARE AS STUPID AS HE IS!     RIGHT NOW LETS GO BACK TO MY DAYS AT THE POST OFFICE. I WAS APPROACHING A POSTBOX IN MY SHED DURING COLLECTION TIME AND THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY TRYING TO CRAM AN OVERSIZED PACKET INTO THE POSTBOX WITHOUT NEED I SAY ANY SUCCESS. SHE SAID AS I PULLED IN, I CAN NOT GET IT IN, IT IS TOO BIG    SO I REPLIED I HAVE THE SAME TROUBLE MYSELF SOMETIMES, LUV!      HERE IS ANOTHER ONE FOR YA!  WALKING DOWN THE PATH TO THE FRONT DOOR [IN FULL UNIFORM] AND A BLOKE SAYS ARE YOU THE POSTMAN?   NA! I AM THE BLOODY COALMAN!       4.30 IN THE MORNING ON THE WAY TO WORK I GOT CAUGHT SPEEDING IN MY CAPRI AND THE POLICEMAN SAYS TO ME WHERE ARE YOU GOING SIR IN SUCH A HURRY?    WHERE DO YOU THINK I AM GOING DRESSED AS A POSTY, A FANCY DRESS BALL?       EXCUSE ME! DO YOU MIND SHUTTING MY BLOODY GATE IN FUTURE?   YEAH SURE! AND GET ME A CLOTH AND BUCKET OF WATER AND I WILL DO YOUR WINDOWS WHILE I AM AT IT!      OH WELL! 9 MORE WEEKS TO GO AND I WILL BE CHANGING NAPPIES! MY COMPACTING DAYS WILL BE ALMOST DEAD AND BURIED! WATCH OUT FOR VAPOUR JUNIOR ON THE HACKIN SCENE ON WHATEVER DECENT MACHINES ARE AROUND IN A FEW YEARS.   ...................A ROCKIN AN A REELIN TIME...............                


#258

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               258 HERE!   I AM FULL OF CRAP BUT WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN STOSSING AROUND . . . I DID WARN YOU ON CD 256 THAT THIS WOULD BE A DISK TO AVOID SO CHECK EM OUT FOR YOURSELF!       PRESS ZERO TO TOGGLE HERTZ . . .        THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM SEVEN GATES OF JAMBALA BY VAPOUR!!!!  GREETINGS GO TO PYROTECHNICS, THE REPLICANTS, THE STARKS, FLAME OF FINLAND, DEREK MD,  DELIGHT, MCA, THE LIGHT TEAM, MOB, PURSY, IAN.C, MONTY, THE ANGELS OF MERCY, THE CAREBEARS, THE OVERLANDERS, MIKE OF HOTLINE, THE MEDWAY BOYS, THE UNION [WHAT NO DEMOS], WAYNE SMITHSON, ROB NORTHERN, AND ALL AT THALLION SOFTWARE . . . . .   AFTER ALL OF THAT WE SHALL BRING THIS SCROLLER TO AN END. BYE BYE .............................................RAPPIN AN A WHEELIN AN A DEALIN TIME...............


#259

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Yo! This is Automation 259. This menu is from The Bad Brew Crew, with all major work by Andy the Arfling (but of course), with food and helpful comments and error detection by The Pilot... (as usual). Sorry there is only one game on this disk, but it was roughly 1.8 Mb in size!  Platinum light regards to ST Amigos (big kisses (etc) to Little Lulu - Hey, we've got the talent, we've got the originals, we've got the speed, but we aint' got a modem!), Mad Derek, Hal, The Medway Boys, The Pompey Pirates, and everybody else. Sorry no more greets, very short on disk space. Call the ST-Hotline on 0898 446970, now let's wrap!            


#260

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          THIS DISK IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY . . . . .WELL I THINK YOU KNOW THAT ALREADY!  BUT I WILL TELL YOU ANYWAY  . . . .YOUR FAVOURITE COMPACT GROUP AUTOMATION BRING YOU YET ANOTHER COMPACT DISK . . .THIS COLLECTION OF GOODIES APPEARS ON OUR TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTIETH COMPACT DISK . . . AND GUESS WHO WE ARE . . . . YEAH . . . . .WE ARE THE FAMOUS GUARDIANS OF LOGIK THE GROUP WHO ALL THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO JOIN AUTOMATION AND THEN EVERYONE DECIDED TO LEAVE AND GO THEIR OWN WAY!!!! C'EST LA VIE . . . . .BUT THE FOUNDER MEMBERS REMAIN FAITHFUL AND WILL CONTINUE TO PRODUCE COMPACTS FOR ALL YOU OUT THERE .......JUST A QUICK MESSAGE TO DEREK MD  . .  I AGREE ALL THIS SLAGGING OFF IS CHILDISH BUT WHAT I DISLIKE VERY MUCH IS WHEN PEOPLE DO NOT TELL THE TRUTH  . . . . . I REFER TO THE IDEA OF THE EX MEMBERS OF GUARDIANS OF LOGIK MEETING AND PASSING STUFF ONTO THE REMAINING MEMBERS . . .IF THIS IS SO TRUE THEN WHY WAS IT NOT EVEN ARRANGED AND FURTHERMORE THE FACT THAT WE WANT YOUR COMPACTS BECAUSE WE ARE SO DESPERATE FOR SOFTWARE AND TO RIP THEM OFF SO WE CAN USE THE STUFF IS SO RIDICULOUS I NEARLY FELL OFF MY CHAIR LAUGHING  . . YOU SEE BY THE TIME SOMEONE SENDS ME YOUR MENUS THE STUFF THAT APPEARS ON YOUR DISKS THAT WORK HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE BY OTHER MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION (AND FROM ORIGINALS I MIGHT ADD) AND ANOTHER THING PITY BALD EAGLE'S ATTEMPT TO GAIN ANOTHER MEMBER FAILED . . . . .SURELY HE HAS GOT MORE TACT THAN THAT ? . . . . .THIS IS THE MESSAGE WHICH WAS PASSED ON . . . .IF HE CAN PUT RAW DATA INTO FILES THEN HE CAN JOIN NEW ORDER . . . .OH MY WHAT AN HONOUR! . . . . IT IS SUCH A SHAME THAT HE IS A MEMBER OF THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK  . . . . I WONDER WHY HE DID NOT WANT TO JOIN NEW ORDER ?    I FORGOT TO ASK HIM THAT! ANY WAY DEREK I HAVE SAID MY PIECE AND I CAN TRUTHFULLY SAY THAT I DID NOT SLAG YOU OFF BUT MERELY TOLD THE TRUTH!!!!!!      BACK TO REALITY THE GREETS GO TO EVERYONE I KNOW  . . . .YEAH WELL I HAVE SAT AND TYPED ALL THIS IN AND I AM CERTAINLY NOT GOING TO LIST ALL THE GROUPS AND CONTACTS I KNOW ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE . . . . .SO CONSIDER YOURSELF GREETED . . . . . . .OH AND I NEARLY FORGOT IF THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK ARE SUCH BIG RIP OFF MERCHANTS !      THEN WHERE MAY I ASK IS BALD EAGLE GETTING THE DEPACK ROUTINES FOR THE OLD AUTOMATION PACKER . . . .I WONDER COULD IT BE FROM PREVIOUS AUTOMATION MENUS . . . . NAUGHTY NAUGHTY . . . WHO DID YOU SAY WERE THE RIP OFF MERCHANTS ?       I THINK I HAVE JUST ABOUT FINISHED NOW SO I WILL GREET YOU ALL FAREWELL  . . . . . . .AUF WIEDERSEHEN                  HERE WE GO AGAIN    


#261

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                 YO! WELCOME TO AUTOMATION CD 261.  THIS IS A BBC PRODUCTION. ALL MENU CODING BY ANDY THE ARFLING (EXCEPT DIGI-ROUTS).  HERE'S TWO BRAND NEW GAMES FOR YOU, BOTH TRAINED. CHECK OUT POSITION 8 ON THE NINJA SPIRITS HIGH SCORE TABLE, IT'S THE BIRD-MAN!  THE ORIGINAL WAS PACKED WITH HIS PACKER, BUT I UNPACKED IT AND REPACKED IT WITH OUR PACKER, MUCH SMALLER NOW!  CHECK OUT THE MUSIC ON IMPOSSAMOLE, IT WILL BE RIPPED SOON!  WHATEVER YOU DO TO THIS DISK (NICE DOGGIE), DON'T LET WANDERER SAVE GAME TO IT, THIS WILL SURELY COCK IT UP, AS IT DID TO MY DISK WITH THE VERSION THAT SAVED A FILE INSTEAD!    YES THIS IS A FOUR PLANE BYTE BENDER WITH A FOUR TRACK DIGI-SYNTH, WHO NEEDS THOSE CUSTOM CHIPS?  PRESS FUNCTION KEYS 1 TO 7 FOR OTHER MUSAEX, I DO HAVE PROCESSOR TIME LEFT BUT THIS HAS TO RUN IN 60 HZ SO I WON'T ADD ANYTHING ELSE.  AFTER DOING SO MANY MENUS IN SO FEW WEEKS I'M GOING FOR A BIT OF A REST NOW, BUT I'LL BE BACK WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT ME, SO DON'T START SLAGGING ME BEHIND MY BACK (PP TAKE NOTE). NOW FOR THE GREETS - MEGA GREETINGS GO TO THE MEDWAY BOYS (ESPECIALLY THE MIGHTY CLOG,MENUS ARE GREAT,KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK), THE REPLICANTS AND DEREK MD.  THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO DO SOME GREAT WORK ON THE ST, NOW FOR THE MERELY EXCELENT PEOPLE, GREETINGS TO ST AMIGOS (HI TO LITTLE LULU,IS THIS A LAID BACK MENU?  WE HAD IMPOSSAMOLE 5 DAYS BEFORE IT APPEARED ON THE BOARD BUT THERE WAS NO POST OVER EASTER), THE POMPEY PIRATES (HI TO THE ALIEN AND DES, UPLOADED MUCH LATELY?), THE EMPIRE, MCA, BIRDY, NIGHTBREED, DELIGHT, BIG FOUR, TCB, TLB, SYNC, OMEGA, FLEXIBLE FRONT, YOUNG JOE AND THE EDITMAN. FINALLY ON THE GREETINGS, SOME INTERNAL GREETS - HI TO  VAPOUR (THE BOSS), OZZ (COME BACK SOON!), THE LAW (NICE TALKING TO YOU), NEIL (LIKE THE FILE LOADER,YOUR MENUS HAVE IMPROVED TOO), SHARAZ JEK,THE PILOT (MANY THANX FOR LETTING ME VIRTUALLY LIVE AT YOUR HOUSE AND USE YOUR ST AT ALL HOURS DAY AND NIGHT,CHEERS MATE!) AND TO OUR LONG LOST MEMBER,CHRISPY NOODLE. FINALLY, CALL THE ST-HOTLINE ON 0898 44 69 70 (HI HAL).   WELL THAT ABOUT WRAPS THINGS UP,SEE YOU LATER PEEPS!     9  8  7  6  5  4  3  2  1 ...............................


#261v2

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                 YO! WELCOME TO AUTOMATION CD 261.  THIS IS A BBC PRODUCTION. ALL MENU CODING BY ANDY THE ARFLING (EXCEPT DIGI-ROUTS).  HERE'S TWO BRAND NEW GAMES FOR YOU, BOTH TRAINED. CHECK OUT POSITION 8 ON THE NINJA SPIRITS HIGH SCORE TABLE, IT'S THE BIRD-MAN!  THE ORIGINAL WAS PACKED WITH HIS PACKER, BUT I UNPACKED IT AND REPACKED IT WITH OUR PACKER, MUCH SMALLER NOW!  CHECK OUT THE MUSIC ON IMPOSSAMOLE, IT WILL BE RIPPED SOON!  WHATEVER YOU DO TO THIS DISK (NICE DOGGIE), DON'T LET WANDERER SAVE GAME TO IT, THIS WILL SURELY COCK IT UP, AS IT DID TO MY DISK WITH THE VERSION THAT SAVED A FILE INSTEAD!    YES THIS IS A FOUR PLANE BYTE BENDER WITH A FOUR TRACK DIGI-SYNTH, WHO NEEDS THOSE CUSTOM CHIPS?  PRESS FUNCTION KEYS 1 TO 7 FOR OTHER MUSAEX, I DO HAVE PROCESSOR TIME LEFT BUT THIS HAS TO RUN IN 60 HZ SO I WON'T ADD ANYTHING ELSE.  AFTER DOING SO MANY MENUS IN SO FEW WEEKS I'M GOING FOR A BIT OF A REST NOW, BUT I'LL BE BACK WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT ME, SO DON'T START SLAGGING ME BEHIND MY BACK (PP TAKE NOTE). NOW FOR THE GREETS - MEGA GREETINGS GO TO THE MEDWAY BOYS (ESPECIALLY THE MIGHTY CLOG,MENUS ARE GREAT,KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK), THE REPLICANTS AND DEREK MD.  THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO DO SOME GREAT WORK ON THE ST, NOW FOR THE MERELY EXCELENT PEOPLE, GREETINGS TO ST AMIGOS (HI TO LITTLE LULU,IS THIS A LAID BACK MENU?  WE HAD IMPOSSAMOLE 5 DAYS BEFORE IT APPEARED ON THE BOARD BUT THERE WAS NO POST OVER EASTER), THE POMPEY PIRATES (HI TO THE ALIEN AND DES, UPLOADED MUCH LATELY?), THE EMPIRE, THE HOMEBOY(STM!), MCA, DELIGHT, BIG FOUR, TCB, TLB, SYNC, OMEGA, FLEXIBLE FRONT, YOUNG JOE AND THE EDITMAN. FINALLY ON THE GREETINGS, SOME INTERNAL GREETS - HI TO  VAPOUR (THE BOSS), OZZ (COME BACK SOON!), THE LAW (NICE TALKING TO YOU), NEIL (LIKE THE FILE LOADER,YOUR MENUS HAVE IMPROVED TOO), SHARAZ JEK,THE PILOT (MANY THANX FOR LETTING ME VIRTUALLY LIVE AT YOUR HOUSE AND USE YOUR ST AT ALL HOURS DAY AND NIGHT,CHEERS MATE!) AND TO OUR LONG LOST MEMBER,CHRISPY NOODLE. FINALLY, CALL THE ST-HOTLINE ON 0898 44 69 70 (HI HAL).   WELL THAT ABOUT WRAPS THINGS UP,SEE YOU LATER PEEPS!     9  8  7  6  5  4  3  2  1 ...............................


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#263

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WHEN USING FAST COPY 3, TO BE SAFE AND SURE, DO NOT COPY DISKS WITH THE COPY ONLY USED SECTORS ENABLED AND NOTE THAT NONE OF OUR DISKS ARE SINGLE SIDED SO IF FAST COPY STARTS TO READ A CD SINGLE SIDED THEN SET DISK DEF INFO TO NO, AND COPY THE DISK 82 TRACKS 10 SECTORS AND 2 SIDES.   WELCOME TO AUTOMATION CD 263. HEY SEWER SOFTWARE! WHO IS THE BEST BRITISH GROUP NOW THEN?   SORRY I DID NOT PUT DOCS FOR MID WINTER ON THIS DISK BUT I HAVE WAITED LONG ENOUGH (3 WEEKS) AND THE PILOT HAS NOT TYPED THEM IN YET. ITS A LONG STORY SO I WILL NOT BORE YOU WITH THE DETAILS. HOWEVER WE WILL RELEASE THE DOCS ON A FUTURE CD.   MID WINTER SAVE GAMES ARE STORED AS RAW DATA ON THE LAST FEW TRACKS SO PLEASE REMEMBER THAT WHEN YOU COPY THIS DISK COPY IT 82 TRACKS 10 SECTORS 2 SIDES. DO NOT USE A COPIER THAT COPIES USED SECTORS ONLY AS IT WILL ONLY COPY THE SECTORS USED UP BY THE FILES ON THE DISK AND NOT THE RAW DATA. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. TAKE NOTE OR BE A LAMER FOREVER!  HEY LAWRENCE! STOP BITCHING ABOUT RAW DATA GAMES AND GET ANOTHER ONE DONE!  SOON TO APPEAR ON AUTOMATION COMPACT DISKS ARE WARP (ACE GAME), TO BE ON TOP (CRAP), RUN THE GAUNTLET (ACE GAME), IVANHOE,   OIL IMPERIUM (CRACKED BY MEDWAY BOYS BUT THEY DID NOT PACK IT SO I CHOPPED IT IN HALF), DONALD DUCK (OLD KIDDIES ADVENTURE, CRAP), KINGS QUEST III FROM SIERRA ONLINE (PACKED BY AXE OF DELIGHT, GREAT CREW), HOLLYWOOD POKER (OLD CRAP DIGI-PIC STRIP POKER GAME), STONEAGE (THIS IS A CLASSIC OF CLASSICS, WAIT AND SEE), CHEETAH (FILE COPYING UTILITY), FAST COPY 3 (GOOD COPIER FOR NON PROTECTED DISKS), LOADS OF ADVENTURE SOLUTIONS FROM DELIGHT, TIME (GOOD ADVENTURE TYPE GAME), SOME S.E.U.C.K PD GAMES, COUNT DUCKULA AND CONTINENTAL CIRCUS FROM THE BBC, AND IF ALL GOES TO PLAN I WILL START TO DO FILE VERSIONS OF ITALY 1990, TENNIS CUP AND XENOMORPH WHICH WILL KEEP ME BUSY ON AND OFF FOR A FORTNIGHT WITH TIME BETWEEN TO KNOCK UP A COUPLE OF EASY PEASY QUICK PACKS OF THE ALREADY IN FILES TYPE JUNK. ONCE MORE I MUST STRESS THAT WE WOULD APPRECIATE ANY ORIGINALS TO HACK AND PACK FROM ANYONE OUT THERE. THE FASTER WE GET THEM IN THE FASTER WE GET THEM OUT!  THANKS GO TO MOB AND THE OTHERS WHO SENT ME MID WINTER. IT TOOK 5 MINUTES TO CRACK BUT IT WAS VERY DIFFICULT TO GET RUNNING AS A DMA FILE LOAD GAME IN 512K SO YOU BETTER APPRECIATE MY TIME AND EFFORT! FOR THOSE WHO ARE INTERESTED WE HAVE A DISK FULL OF MENUS WITHOUT THE BAD LANGUAGE IN THE SCROLLTEXT AND WE HAVE RE-RELEASED DISK 241 AND 256. DISK 256 HAS NO PORNO RESET PIC AND CD 241 HAS THE BAD LANGUAGE REMOVED FROM THE PICTURE AND WE PUT A DIFFERENT GAME ON WITH CENTREFOLD SQUARES IN ORDER TO USE UP THAT 95K FREE WHICH SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN LEFT FREE. TO ALL AUTOMATION MEMBERS - DO NOT BE LAZY, DO NOT USE ULTRA-LOAD ON EVERYTHING FOR A QUICK PACK AS I AM SEEING TOO MUCH MEG ONLY STUFF AND I DON'T LIKE IT. TAKE YOUR TIME AND HAVE A GOOD LOOK AT THE GAME. YOU CAN USE HEADER COMPACTION TO KEEP STUFF IN HALF MEG, OR YOU CAN PULL THE FILES TO BITS, REPACK ALL THE BITS, MERGE BACK AS ONE FILE AND MODIFY THE LOAD CODE ACCORDINGLY. MEG GAMES GIVE US A BAD NAME. SOME ARE NECESSARY I MUST ADMIT BUT I HAVE SEEN SOME LAME PACKS LATELY!       OK!  WHY DID THE SCOUSER LEAVE A TAMPAX UNDER HIS TV?       TO REMIND HIM OF THE TW!?  WHO STOLE HIS VIDEO.     WHAT IS RED AND CLINGS TO A WOMANS LEG?      A HOMESICK ABORTION.     LIGHTCYCLES INTRO CODED BY OBERJE' AND THE COUNT OF THE FINGERBOBS             PRESS <SPACE> TO HAVE A GAME.     DURING GAME PRESSING A NUMBER KEY WILL SELECT THE GAME YOU WANT, OR IF YOU REALLY  MUST, YOU CAN PRESS THE GAME YOU WANT FROM THE MAIN MENU!                     THIS IS THE FIRST PACKED DISK PLAYABLE INTRO I HAVE EVER SEEN OR HEARD OF,      PERHAPS IT MAY LEAD THE WAY,       I DOUBT IT THOUGH!                           GREETS GO TO ( DEEP BREATH.. )         LEELEE        ROZEL                    GOOSE          TAMPER          THE LOST BOYS (HI TIM)          ALL MEMBERS OF THE INNER CIRCLE DEREK MD (LONG TIME NO HERE BUD)    DELIGHT (HI AXE)     THE REPLICANTS    THE STARKS     THE EMPIRE    EDITMAN    THE MEDWAY BOYS (THANKS TO BILL FOR ULTIMATE GOLF AND TO ZIPPY FOR THE MENUS)   THE POMPEY PIRATES (PEACE MANNNNNNNNNN)     CHECK OUT THIS VERSION OF MID WINTER GUYS . . .   G FORCE   THE B 52S      JIMI HENDRIX (RIP)      THE STRANGLERS    KING CRIMSON      THE GUN CLUB      THE CRAMPS     THE SISTERS OF MERCY       BIG AUDIO DYNAMITE     GEORGE CLINTON      THE HUMAN LEAGUE     ROBERT PALMER     THE DOORS     BAUHAUS     JOY DIVISION      SLY AND ROBBIE      SWING OUT SISTER      IGGY POP       P.I.L     MAGAZINE      TRANSVISION VAMP      ISLEY BROTHERS      SMOKEY ROBINSON     CARTER THE FARTER    THE OVERLANDERS (GET IN TOUCH IF YOU WANT OUR DISKS. I STOPPED SENDING YOU OUR COMPACTS BECAUSE I GOT FEW BACK)   THE LIGHT TEAM (LONG TIME NO HEAR GUYS, GET IN TOUCH)     THE ANGELS OF MERCY       THE IRS       THE LION AND THE CHRISTIANS        LOU REED      MAD MAX       ROB HUBBARD      DAVID WHITAKER      ST AMIGOS      LITTLE LULU    THE BIG FOUR      AND NOW OVER TO OBERJE . . .   GREETS TO ( ELECTRONIC IMAGES    -    THE  RESISTANCE   -   DYNAMIC DUO   -   ST SQUAD   -   THE OTHERS )            ALL MEMBERS OF THE UNION             THE CAREBEARS ( IF YOU STILL EXIST )         SYNC - FANTASTIC FULLSCREEN DEMO IN SO WATT!         7-ZARK-7        THE FATT MAN CLUB         TIM           GORDON       GRAHAME SUPREME OVERLORD OF THE UNIVERSE ( NO GUESSES AS TO THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD! )      ERM THATS MORE OR LESS IT...     OH, OF COURSE!          ST CONNEXION - GREAT MEGA SOUNDTRACKER PLAYER!                   HEY FROSTY ( THE SNOWMAN ) - WRITE BACK, LONG TIME NO WRITE!                        IF YOU WERE WONDERING HOW THIS GAME SCORES POINTS, ITS LIKE THIS.....     SINGLE PLAYER GAME - WHEN THE COMPUTER CYCLE CRASHES YOU ARE AWARDED A POINT, IF YOU CRASH, IT IS IGNORED!       TWO PLAYER GAME - WHEN YOU CRASH YOUR OPPONENT IS AWARDED A POINT,  BUT WHEN THE COMPUTER CYCLE CRASHES YOU ARE BOTH AWARDED A POINT, SO MORE IS TO BE GAINED FROM  ATTACKING EACH OTHER RATHER THAN THE COMPUTER!                             HMMM, WELL LETS WRAP I SPOSE!............                                  


#264

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HELLO.  AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 264.   ROXL RULES OK!!    WHO NEEDS HARDWARE SCROLLING!    OK, SO THIS IS A CRAP SCROLLER, BUT WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT, EH?    PLUS AND MINUS DO THE USUALS...     THIS GAME IS ONE MEG AS THE FILES WERE OVER 400K BIG....   I'D LIKE TO SEE SOMEONE ELSE PACK IT ONTO 1 DISK AND KEEP IT IN 512K!    I SHOULD APPOLOGISE TO MOB (DON'T KNOW HIM MYSELF) FOR KEEPING HIS ORIGINALS SO LONG....   SO...   SORRY MOB!!     ON WITH THE SCROLL...    QUICKY GREETS TO (READ 250 FOR FULL GREETS)    APPOLLO, ANDY THE ARFLING, VAPOUR, OZZ, E.G.B AND DACK (THE ONLY PEOPLE IN AUTOMATION I HAVE EVER TALKED TO!)   NON-HACKING GREETS TO...   BOB, MAL 'MEGA-SUPPLIER' AND COL....     HI GUYS!!     WELL, THAT WRAPS IT UP FOR ANOTHER SCROLLER, AS I HAVE SAID EARLIER ON, IF YOU WANT A GOOD READ THEN LOOK AT CD 250....    (BUT MAKE SURE YOU HAVE AT LEAST 45 MINUTES SPARE FIRST!)     BYE BYE FROM THE LAW....    


#264v2

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   AUTOMATION (WHO ELSE?) CD 264 VERSION 2.0    THIS IS THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK HIJACKING THIS SCROLLTEXT!!     STOP PRESS!   THIS GAME IS NOW 512K COMPATABLE AND IS STILL * FULLY * PACKED....   VAPOUR AND ALIEN CAN NOW STAND UP AND APPLAUD AND STOP MOANING (ESPECIALLY VAPOUR!) ABOUT MEG FILES....    ALSO CHECK OUT CD 184 (ROCKET RANGER AND F.S. II - NOW ALSO 512K)     CYBER-BALL IS ON CD 286 - VAPOUR MADE A COCK UP AND DID IT HIMSELF EVEN THOUGH WE TOLD HIM THAT WE HAD ALREADY DONE IT! SO HE CAN PUT SOMETHING ELSE ON THE DISK THAT HE DID!   WE 'AINT MOVING IT!      RETURNING TO THE LAW'S SCROLLTEXT      ON WITH THE SCROLL...    QUICKY GREETS TO (READ 250 FOR FULL GREETS)    APPOLLO, ANDY THE ARFLING, VAPOUR, OZZ, E.G.B AND DACK (THE ONLY PEOPLE IN AUTOMATION I HAVE EVER TALKED TO!)   NON-HACKING GREETS TO...   BOB, MAL 'MEGA-SUPPLIER' AND COL....     HI GUYS!!     WELL, THAT WRAPS IT UP FOR ANOTHER SCROLLER, AS I HAVE SAID EARLIER ON, IF YOU WANT A GOOD READ THEN LOOK AT CD 250....    (BUT MAKE SURE YOU HAVE AT LEAST 45 MINUTES SPARE FIRST!)     BYE BYE FROM THE LAW....    


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AUTOMATION CD 265...    THE LAW IS HERE ONCE AGAIN!   BUT THIS TIME BECUASE VAPOUR ASKED ME TO DO THIS MENU...   HE SENT IT TO ME WITH ALL THE GAMES ON IT, AND A MESSAGE SAYING 'DO A MENU PLEASE'    SO HERE IT IS...  SORRY IT'S THE SAME AS 266, BUT WHO CARES?     THE LETTER ALSO SAID THAT AXE OF DELIGHT WAS NOW A MEMBER OF AUTOMATION. I AM NOT SURE AT THIS TIME IF THE REST OF DELIGHT ARE ALSO MEMBERS, BUT IF THEY ARE...  HI GUYS!   THE MUSIC IS FROM THE BIG SPRITE SCREEN OF THE CUDDLY DEMOS BY TCB AND WAS WRITTEN BY NONE OTHER THAN MAD MAX HIMSELF...    I HATE WRITING SCROLLTEXTS, SO GOODBYE....       BYYYEEEEEEEEEEE        


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AUTOMATION 266...   PIRATES IS ONE MEG...   BUT AT LEAST YOU HAVE THE FULL INSTRUCTIONS....   THANKS TO SEWER-SOFT FOR THOSE...    CODE: THE LAW    GRAFIX: IRS OF THE UN-NAMEABLES    MUSIC: MAD MAX    WELL, HERE I AM AGAIN, ONLY A FEW DAYS LATER AND WE ARE NOW 15 DISKS AHEAD OF 251.....   I DON'T HAVE 15 DISKS TO COPY THEM ON!!     WHAT TO SAY??    ERM...    EH...    READ THE SCROLL ON 250... THAT'S A BIT LONGER THAN THIS IS GOING TO BE...    LETS DO THE GREETS, THAT ALWAYS PADS A SCROLLTEXT OUT A BIT...    HELLO TO..   ANDY THE ARFLING, APPOLLO, DACK, E.G.B., VAPOUR, NEIL,THE PILOT, OZZ, SHARAZ, GRUNTMAN AND THE ORIGINAL SNOT GOBBLER...   MAL, COL, BOB AND ANYONE ELSE ON CD 250'S GREETS LIST....   BACK TO THE PLOT.....    NO, I GIVE UP. I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY...      ANYWAY, SEE YOU ALL AGAIN SOON......  THE LAW OF THE UN-NAMEABLES......    


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HELLO THERE THIS IS THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK WITH AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 268 . . . . . .YEAH . . .WE ARE HERE AGAIN THIS TIME WITH SOME ONE MEG MEMORY MUNCHERS . . . THANX GOTO THE LAW FOR THE USE OF THIS CODE WITH HIS INTERCHANGABLE FONTS . . . (DOES THIS MUSIC BRING BACK ANY FOND MEMORIES?      FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT RECOGNISE THIS MUSIC IT WAS RIPPED FROM CLOUD KINGDOM BY APPOLLO THE FONT I THINK IS BY XERUD (BUT I MAY BE WRONG!!!) AND THE PIC IS FROM TUCKER (WELL I GUESS YOU KNEW THAT ALREADY) ANYWAY THE GREETS GOTO ALL MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION . . . DIO . . . KAS . . . MIDIMAN . . . TUF (SORRY NEARLY FORGOT YOU) AND ALL EX MEMBERS OF THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK . . . ZAE OF NEXT . . . THE REPLICANTS . . . THE EMPIRE . . . THE MCA . . . THE MEDWAY BOYS . . . THE POMPEY PIRATES . . . THE DREAM WEAVERS . . . NEW ORDER . . . STCS (UK)  . . . MAL . . . CAPTAIN WIBBLE . . . AND ALL THE OTHER AUTOMATION COLLECTORS OUT THERE IN THIS UNIVERSE  . . . . .ANYWAY TIME TO  . .W . . . R . . . .WRAP THIS WAY  


#268v2

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DISK 268 VERSION 2.0....  BOTH TITLES NOW 512K THANX TO ULTRALOAD 3.0      NO ROOM ON DISK FOR ANY MORE TEXT, JUST TIME TO SEND A QUICK MESSAGE TO THE PILOT....    THIS IS MY ORIGINAL STARFIELD ROUTINE, IT'S MUCH BETTER NOW (RANDOM STARS AND MULTI DIRECTION! I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOUR STARFIELD SOON!)     THIS IS THE OFFICIAL UN-NAMEABLES 'THERE IS NO ROOM ON THE DISK' MENU.......      WRAP......    


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      AUTOMATION 269     WELL, WHAT HAVE WE HERE....   I WOULD THINK THAT THIS RANKS AS ONE OF OUR ALL TIME BEST DISKS....    YOU WILL GET NOWHERE IN INFESTATION WITHOUT READING THE DOC FILE!!       -- NEVER --  USE THIS DISK FOR INFESTATION SAVES (AND DON'T USE THE INFESTATION FORMAT DISK OPTION WITH THIS DISK IN THE DRIVE!!)  THIS DISK WAS COMPILED BY THE LAW OF THE UN-NAMEABLES     WHEN VAPOUR SAID TO DO SOME NEW STUFF I DON'T THINK HE EXPECTED ALL THIS ON ONE DISK!    (AND THEY ALL RUN IN 512K)    YOU WON'T SEE TWO OF THESE GAMES ON ANY ONE POMPEY PIRATES DISK AS ALIEN CAN'T PUT TWO RAW DATA DISKS ON THE B-SIDE!!    JUST QUICKY GREETS, THEN I'M OFF TO PLAY E-MOTION...     APPOLLO, NOOKIE, FLANNY, TUCKER, THE PILOT (I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL - IT'S TAKEN ME THREE HOURS TO GET INFESTATION AND THIS MENU GOING TOGETHER WITHOUT BUGGERING UP THE OTHERS!!), VAPOUR, DACK, OZZ, EGB AND ANDY THE ARFLING,   COL, MAL, BOB AND ANYONE ELSE I KNOW.    MESSAGE TO NIK OF THE DREAM WEAVERS... GIVE MAL YOUR PICTURES AGAIN AS I HAVE LOST THE DISK WITH THEM ON!!   OH, BY THE WAY... PLUS AND MINUS CONTROL THE SPEED....    BYE BYE....    


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#271

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WELCOME TO AUTOMATION DISK NO 271 (THE REASON THIS IS SO LATE IS THAT THE SCROLLER WAS STILL TRAVELLING AROUND THE COUNTRY AND INDEED STILL IS , SO IN THE MEANTIME BOTH GAMES HAVE BEEN REPACKED TO WORK IN HALF MEG!!!, AND THE TRAVELLING SCROLLER WILL APPEAR AROUND !!!300!!!). WHAT CAN I TALK ABOUT AH!! I KNOW ...... 2.5 CHUNKY CHUNK CHUNKY (WHAT DOES IT MEAN... ONLY THOSE IN THE KNOW!! KNOW!! KNOW WHAT I MEAN ARRY!!!!) DEREK KNOWS, BUT CANT GET HIS PAWS ON IT!! SMALL MESSAGE TO ALIEN.... LARGE 360K FILES (RANDOM ACCESS ONES) ARE NO LONGER A PROBLEM TO PACK.... DUE TO A JOINT PROJECT BY SHITTUN!!! WHY DOES OUR NAME ABBREVIATE SO BADLY, PROBABLY BECAUSE I PLANNED IT THAT WAY!! HEY NEIL, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SINGLE PLANE FONT, THE NEW INTRO WITH THE FUNNY DOTS IS BRILL MATE!!! TAMWORTH MUST BE REALLY BORING!!! ON TO A DIFFERENT SUBJECT......... THE AUTOMATION '90 SHOW AT NOVOTEL LONDON...... BORING ..... VERY BORING.... EXCEPT FOR MEETING ALL THOSE GREAT GUYS!!!! HEY PILOT, YOUR PICTURE WAS SLIGHTLY MARRED BY DEREK MD APPEARING IN THE CORNER... BUT I CHOPPED HIM OUT.... NOW THEN, WHAT CAN I USE THE PICTURE OF DEREK FOR...... BY THE WAY WIZPOP, CAN I STILL BUY DEREK MD FOR A TENNER, I NEED A FAST DISK COPIER!!!! (ITS OK DEREK I'M ONLY JOKING.... IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU AT THE SHOW REALLY... FOR THOSE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO ARE WONDERING IF ALL THOSE PEOPLE AT THE ATARI SHOW WANDERING AROUND WITH THE AUTOMATION T-SHIRTS ON WERE REAL (YES WE WERE REAL!!!), IN FACT PRESENT WERE THE UN-NAMEABLES, IRS, GUARDIANS OF LOGIK, SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY, THE BBC, DEREK MD AND TWO FRIENDS, WIZPOP, SPAZ OF THE LOST BOYS, PYROTECHNICS AND DIGITAL FOUNDATION. ANYWAY THATS IT.... THIS SCROLLER HAS GOT TO BE FAIRLY SMALL OTHERWISE IT WON'T FIT ON THE DISK....BYE   WRAP TIME....      YO GUYS..... THIS IS EGB OF THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY HERE....    TRY KEYS...  HELP/UNDO/INSERT/CLR-HOME (TO CHANGE THE SCROLLERS)...    THIS SCROLL WILL CONTAIN THE SHORT GREETS LIST WHILE THE BOTTOM ONE CONTAINS THE USUAL BORING WAFFLE.... ANYWAY DOWN TO BUSINESS.... SUB HUMAN GREETINGS GO TO AUTOMATION WHO ARE VAPOUR, THE UN-NAMEABLES, THE BBC, THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK, SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY, NEIL OF COR BLIMEY, SHARAZ JEK, AXE (GREAT JOB ON THE SIERRA STUFF!!), OZZWALD (SLIPPING FURTHER DOWN THE LIST), THE ARTISTS (XERUD, WAYNE, PURSY (NICE NEW FONT), IAN.C, NIK OF THE QUARTET, THE CMT AND THE LAW (HA! HA!)) THE REPLICANTS, THE EMPIRE, HOTLINE, THE CAREBEARS, ST CONEXXIONS, FOXX (GREAT TASTE IN MUSIC!), THE LOST BOYS (HI SPAZ!!), THE MEDWAY BOY(S) (THE MIGHTY CLOG AND WIZPOP (NICE TO MEET YOU AT THE SHOW WIZ!!)), DEREK MD (DO YOU WANT CHUNKY? HA HA), ELECTRIC BLUE, G-FORCE, THE DEF SQUAD (ZZZZZZZ... STILL SLEEPING GUYS...), THE FORTH SQUAD, BUD AND FIONA (THE ST GIRLIE!!!)...............                          


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    USE ANOTHER DISK FOR THE ARENA SAVE GAMES.  HI,GUYS! THIS SCROLLER WAS CODED BY THE BLACK WIZARDS, THE PICTURE WAS DRAWN BY PURSY, THE MUSIC RIPPING AND MENU MAKINGWAS BY VAPOUR. GREETINGS TO THE REPLICANTS      ST CONNEXION     THE CAREBEARS    THE LOST BOYS       THE MEDWAY BOYS      THE EMPIRE     THE OVERLANDERS     G FORCE      NIK OF THE QUARTET      MCA      FLEXIBLE FRONT      SYNC     THE LIGHT TEAM      THE HOMEBOY      DEREK MD      EDITMAN      HAL     THE POMPEY PIRATES      MIKE OF HOTLINE      MOB      LEELEE       OBERJE     FINGERBOBS      THE ANGELS OF MERCY      ST AMIGOS       AND EVERYONE ELSE I FORGOT.        APOLOGIES GO TO ALL THOSE WHO WERE SLAGGED OFF ON CD 236 BUT IT SEEMS THAT RICK THE DICK WANTS TO CAUSE TROUBLE FOR A LAUGH.     CD 263 WILL BE RELEASED WHEN PHIL OF THE BBC GETS THE MID WINTER DOC TYPED IN SINCE THE POMPEY PIRATES WILL NOT LET US USE THEIRS. NEVERMIND, THATS LIFE. MAYBE THEY ARE JUST JEALOUS THAT WE GOT ULTIMATE GOLF ON WITH MID WINTER OR MAYBE THEY STILL HOLD A GRUDGE TOWARDS CERTAIN AUTOMATION MEMBERS. CMON GUYS THE UKό  IS BIG ENOUGH FOR ALL OF US.   MESSAGE TO THE HOMEBOY . . . WHO SAID GIRLS CAN NOT HACK . . . IF MINE IS A GIRL IT WILL HACK ALRIGHT.    BUT THAT WILL PROBABLY BE IN THE YEAR 2000 AND PLONK . . . .      MESSAGE TO THE STARKS . . . SEND PROTECTED SOFTWARE ONLY . . . . .      HEY ARNO . . LONG TIME NO HEAR . . . .     HEY OZZ . . LONG TIME NO HAIR . . . .        IF YOU THINK YOU CAN PRODUCE GRAPHICS EQUAL TO OR BETTER THAN THIS ONE THEN WOULD LIKE TO HEAR FROM YOU . . . .        REMEMBER TO RESERVE YOUR COPY OF HELLBOUND AT YOUR LOCAL VIDEO SHOP, RELEASE DATE 27.5.90. THIS IS THE HORROR FILM OF THE YEAR SO MAKE SURE YOU SEE IT . . . . . .     MESSAGE TO THE BLACK WIZARDS . . . SEND MORE PARAMEDICS . . . . I MEAN CODE . . .  ANTI GREETS TO MASTERTRONICS FOR THE ZILCH PROTECTION IN THEIR GAMES.     OK. NOWT LEFT TO SAY SO TIME TO TRY A FILE VERSION OF SOLDIER 2000, THANKS TO MOB FOR GETTING ME AN ORIGINAL.       MESSAGE TO G FORCE . . . HOWS ABOUT DOING US A SINGLE FILE OF THOSE CUTE CHAOS MAPS . . . .  ... AND NOW, LET'S WRAP AROUND! .....                    


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PRESS SPACE TO PLAY.           VAPOUR OR WAS NOT WAS IF YOU LIKE BRING YOU MY LAST COMPACT AND I WISH TO USE IT TO SAY GOODBYE TO THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE AND CREWS . . . . THE BBC . . COR BLIMEY NOT ARF . . SHARAZ JEK . . LSD . . THE UN-NAMEABLES . . THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY . . PURSY . . IAN.C . . MERLIN . . NIK FROM THE QUARTET . . XERUD . . THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK . . DELIGHT . . THE LIGHT TEAM . . THE BLACK WIZARDS . . THE REPLICANTS . . THE CAREBEARS . . THE LOST BOYS . . THE STARKS . . THE OVERLANDERS . . THE EMPIRE . . MAD MAX . . AN COOL . . DAVID WHITTAKER . . ROB NORTHERN . . THE MEDWAY BOYS . . THE POMPEY PIRATES . . G FORCE . . THE PRESIDENT . . JOBIL . . LEELEE . . MOB . . OBERJE . . FINGERBOBS . . THE MENACING CRACKING ALLIANCE . . ST CONNEXION . . PHALANX . . SYNC . . VECTOR . . DEREK MD . . NEW ORDER . . A-HA . . HOTLINE . . BIRDY . . HAL . . EDITMAN . . THE CMT . . WEIRD SCIENCE . . SEWER SOFTWARE . . THE FLOPPY COPY CREW . . STEW . . OMEGA . . NO CREW . . THE HOMEBOY . . THE ANGELS OF MERCY . . SOFTRUNNER GROUP . . THE GIGABYTE CREW . . THE 42 CREW . . ELECTRIC BLUE . . DELTA FORCE . . FLEXIBLE FRONT . . LULU . . ST AMIGOS . . THE ANTI AMIGA CREW . . THE TWO LIFE CREW . . THE CONSTELLATIONS . . TEX . . LEVEL 16 . . THE FALLEN ANGELS . . THE MARVELLOUS V8 . . KAM . . THE LORDS OF THE DISK . . THE TNT CREW . . THE IRS . . XXX INTERNATIONAL . . BLUE ADEPT . . BOSS . . STCS . . TSUNOO RHILTY . . NEWLINE . . THE LAST FRONTIER . . PHENIX . . THE WIZARDS . . THE VISION . . ONYX . . ULM . . FIRE CRACKER . . LEGEND . . THE BLACK MONOLITH TEAM . . THE PENDRAGONS . . GHOST . . ATG . . THE BLACK CATS AND ANYONE ELSE I ACCIDENTALLY FORGOT . . . . . . . . .          LET ME JUST SAY THAT I DO NOT LIKE BEING PHONED UP OUT OF THE BLUE BY PEOPLE I DO NOT EVEN KNOW ESPECIALLY WHEN THE PERSON WHO PHONES ME THREATENS TO REPORT ME TO F.A.S.T. I MAY BUY ANOTHER MACHINE WHEN I MOVE HOUSE BUT THAT IS ANOTHER STORY AND WHEN I DO I WILL NOT GIVE OUT MY ADDRESS OR PHONE NUMBER AS IT SEEMS TOO MANY PEOPLE ABUSE THE PRIVILEGE I GIVE THEM! ANYHOW IF F.A.S.T DO COME AROUND THEN I GUESS THEY WOULD HAVE A F.E.A.S.T WHILE GOING THROUGH MY ADDRESS BOOK WHICH IS FULL FROM JANUARY TO MID JUNE. I SUPPOSE I WILL HAVE TO PUT MY DIARY AND COMPUTER STUFF IN ALTERNATIVE ACCOMADATION OR MAYBE YOU READING THIS KNOWS SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO BUY IT! WELL IT IS UP FOR SALE AS OF NOW.    NOW IT IS TIME TO ASSEMBLE THIS MENU    DISTRIBUTE A FEW COPIES AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST TO GET RID OF ALL THE EVIDENCE AND AWAIT THE KNOCK ON THE DOOR.   WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT OFFICER! WHAT DO YOU MEAN? AUTOMATION!             NOW REMEMBER ST USERS    KEEP YOUR DISKS IN GOOD TASTE. NO MORE SLAGGINGS    NO BAD LANGUAGE ETC   AND THINK OF ALL THOSE INNOCENT CHILDREN WHO COLLECT THEM OR YOU MAY JUST GET A NASTY PHONE CALL FROM RATHER ANNOYED PARENTS.  THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME AND I REFUSED TO GIVE OUT THE PHONE NUMBERS AND ADDRESSES OF THE GUILTY PARTIES AS I AM NOT A SNITCH BUT SINCE I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS LOOMING AROUND THE CORNER I THINK I SHOULD PLAY SAFE AND END MY ST CAREER HERE.  PITY I DID NOT SURVIVE TO CD 300 HUH!    GOOD BYEEEEEEEEEE BLUE SKY    GOOD BYE GOOD BYE GOOD BYE!               I NEVER PLAYED THE GAMES ANYWAY!                              


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          PRESS SPACE TO PLAY.           VAPOUR OR WAS NOT WAS IF YOU LIKE BRING YOU MY LAST COMPACT AND I WISH TO USE IT TO SAY GOODBYE TO THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE AND CREWS . . . . THE BBC . . COR BLIMEY NOT ARF . . SHARAZ JEK . . LSD . . THE UN-NAMEABLES . . THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY . . PURSY . . IAN.C . . MERLIN . . NIK FROM THE QUARTET . . XERUD . . THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK . . DELIGHT . . THE LIGHT TEAM . . THE BLACK WIZARDS . . THE REPLICANTS . . THE CAREBEARS . . THE LOST BOYS . . THE STARKS . . THE OVERLANDERS . . THE EMPIRE . . MAD MAX . . AN COOL . . DAVID WHITTAKER . . ROB NORTHERN . . THE MEDWAY BOYS . . THE POMPEY PIRATES . . G FORCE . . THE PRESIDENT . . JOBIL . . LEELEE . . MOB . . OBERJE . . FINGERBOBS . . THE MENACING CRACKING ALLIANCE . . ST CONNEXION . . PHALANX . . SYNC . . VECTOR . . DEREK MD . . NEW ORDER . . A-HA . . HOTLINE . . BIRDY . . HAL . . EDITMAN . . THE CMT . . WEIRD SCIENCE . . SEWER SOFTWARE . . THE FLOPPY COPY CREW . . STEW . . OMEGA . . NO CREW . . THE HOMEBOY . . THE ANGELS OF MERCY . . SOFTRUNNER GROUP . . THE GIGABYTE CREW . . THE 42 CREW . . ELECTRIC BLUE . . DELTA FORCE . . FLEXIBLE FRONT . . LULU . . ST AMIGOS . . THE ANTI AMIGA CREW . . THE TWO LIFE CREW . . THE CONSTELLATIONS . . TEX . . LEVEL 16 . . THE FALLEN ANGELS . . THE MARVELLOUS V8 . . KAM . . THE LORDS OF THE DISK . . THE TNT CREW . . THE IRS . . XXX INTERNATIONAL . . BLUE ADEPT . . BOSS . . STCS . . TSUNOO RHILTY . . NEWLINE . . THE LAST FRONTIER . . PHENIX . . THE WIZARDS . . THE VISION . . ONYX . . ULM . . FIRE CRACKER . . LEGEND . . THE BLACK MONOLITH TEAM . . THE PENDRAGONS . . GHOST . . ATG . . THE BLACK CATS AND ANYONE ELSE I ACCIDENTALLY FORGOT . . . . . . . . .          LET ME JUST SAY THAT I DO NOT LIKE BEING PHONED UP OUT OF THE BLUE BY PEOPLE I DO NOT EVEN KNOW ESPECIALLY WHEN THE PERSON WHO PHONES ME THREATENS TO REPORT ME TO F.A.S.T. I MAY BUY ANOTHER MACHINE WHEN I MOVE HOUSE BUT THAT IS ANOTHER STORY AND WHEN I DO I WILL NOT GIVE OUT MY ADDRESS OR PHONE NUMBER AS IT SEEMS TOO MANY PEOPLE ABUSE THE PRIVILEGE I GIVE THEM! ANYHOW IF F.A.S.T DO COME AROUND THEN I GUESS THEY WOULD HAVE A F.E.A.S.T WHILE GOING THROUGH MY ADDRESS BOOK WHICH IS FULL FROM JANUARY TO MID JUNE. I SUPPOSE I WILL HAVE TO PUT MY DIARY AND COMPUTER STUFF IN ALTERNATIVE ACCOMADATION OR MAYBE YOU READING THIS KNOWS SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO BUY IT! WELL IT IS UP FOR SALE AS OF NOW.    NOW IT IS TIME TO ASSEMBLE THIS MENU    DISTRIBUTE A FEW COPIES AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST TO GET RID OF ALL THE EVIDENCE AND AWAIT THE KNOCK ON THE DOOR.   WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT OFFICER! WHAT DO YOU MEAN? AUTOMATION!             NOW REMEMBER ST USERS    KEEP YOUR DISKS IN GOOD TASTE. NO MORE SLAGGINGS    NO BAD LANGUAGE ETC   AND THINK OF ALL THOSE INNOCENT CHILDREN WHO COLLECT THEM OR YOU MAY JUST GET A NASTY PHONE CALL FROM RATHER ANNOYED PARENTS.  THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME AND I REFUSED TO GIVE OUT THE PHONE NUMBERS AND ADDRESSES OF THE GUILTY PARTIES AS I AM NOT A SNITCH BUT SINCE I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS LOOMING AROUND THE CORNER I THINK I SHOULD PLAY SAFE AND END MY ST CAREER HERE.  PITY I DID NOT SURVIVE TO CD 300 HUH!    GOOD BYEEEEEEEEEE BLUE SKY    GOOD BYE GOOD BYE GOOD BYE!               I NEVER PLAYED THE GAMES ANYWAY!                              


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                   HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE CAREBEARS - TEX - MCA - THE LIGHT TEAM - THE EMPIRE - DELIGHT - THE REVOLUTION - THE POMPEY PIRATES - BIRDY - THE MEDWAY BOYS - SEWER SOFT - ST AMIGOS - HAL - EDITMAN - G FORCE - THE STARKS - LEELEE - OBERJE - MOB - MONTY - PURSY - IAN.C - THE CMT - FLEXIBLE FRONT - SYNC - OMEGA - NIK OF THE QUARTET -


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AUTOMATION CD 276 - VAPOUR - THE UN-NAMEABLES - SHARAZ JEK - AXE - THE BBC - THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIC - THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY -     HERE WE HAVE ANOTHER COOL DISK TO ADD TO YOUR COLLECTION AND IT IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY WHO DO YOU THINK?     A BOY WALKS DOWNSTAIRS ON CHRISTMAS DAY AND FINDS A MOUNTAIN BIKE AND HUNDREDS OF TOYS UNDER THE XMAS TREE. AFTER THANKING HIS PARENTS HE TURNS TO SEE THEM GIVING HIM AIR TICKETS TO DISNEYLAND AND A HUGE XMAS CAKE. SO, OFF HE GOES OUT TO PLAY AND TO TELL HIS FRIENDS ABOUT WHAT HE GOT. HE SOON MET ONE OF HIS FRIENDS SO HE ASKED HIS FRIEND WHAT HE GOT FOR XMAS.    A FEW CLOTHES THE OTHER BOY SAID, WHAT DID YOU GET. OH, I GOT A MOUNTAIN BIKE, AIR TICKETS TO DISNEYLAND AND LOADS OF OTHER TOYS!   THEN HIS FRIEND REPLIED, GOD I WISH I HAD CANCER!          QUIZ TIME!!!    WHAT DO JOCHEN HIPPEL, DAVID WHITAKER, AND ROB HUBBARD HAVE IN COMMON?    ANSWERS ON A DISK TO ANY AUTOMATION MEMBER AS WE ARE SHORT ON DISKS . . . .      IF THERE IS ANYONE WITH AN AMSTRAD PRINTER FOR SALE THEN PLEASE GET IN TOUGH WITH VAPOUR.     ASK YOUR SUPPLIER ABOUT THE AUTOMATION CLEAN DISK COMPILED BY VAPOUR WHICH CONTAINS SEVERAL OLDER MENUS COMPILED WITH THE FOUR LETTER EXPLETIVES REMOVED FROM THE SCROLLTEXT.       A JEWISH GIRL WENT TO HER FATHER AND SAID DAD MAY I HAVE FIFTY QUID PLEASE AND HE REPLIED, FOURTY QUID WHAT DO YOU WANT THIRTY QUID FOR HERES TWENTY . . . . .        AND NOW, HOW TO RUIN EVERY CLASSIC HIT RECORD IN THREE MINUTES BY JIVE BUNNY . . .  


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                   HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE CAREBEARS - TEX - MCA - THE LIGHT TEAM - THE EMPIRE - DELIGHT - THE REVOLUTION - THE POMPEY PIRATES - BIRDY - THE MEDWAY BOYS - SEWER SOFT - ST AMIGOS - HAL - EDITMAN - G FORCE - THE STARKS - LEELEE - OBERJE - MOB - MONTY - PURSY - IAN.C - THE CMT - FLEXIBLE FRONT - SYNC - OMEGA - NIK OF THE QUARTET -


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AUTOMATION CD 276 - VAPOUR - THE UN-NAMEABLES - SHARAZ JEK - AXE - THE BBC - THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIC - THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY -     HERE WE HAVE ANOTHER COOL DISK TO ADD TO YOUR COLLECTION AND IT IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY WHO DO YOU THINK?     A BOY WALKS DOWNSTAIRS ON CHRISTMAS DAY AND FINDS A MOUNTAIN BIKE AND HUNDREDS OF TOYS UNDER THE XMAS TREE. AFTER THANKING HIS PARENTS HE TURNS TO SEE THEM GIVING HIM AIR TICKETS TO DISNEYLAND AND A HUGE XMAS CAKE. SO, OFF HE GOES OUT TO PLAY AND TO TELL HIS FRIENDS ABOUT WHAT HE GOT. HE SOON MET ONE OF HIS FRIENDS SO HE ASKED HIS FRIEND WHAT HE GOT FOR XMAS.    A FEW CLOTHES THE OTHER BOY SAID, WHAT DID YOU GET. OH, I GOT A MOUNTAIN BIKE, AIR TICKETS TO DISNEYLAND AND LOADS OF OTHER TOYS!   THEN HIS FRIEND REPLIED, GOD I WISH I HAD CANCER!          QUIZ TIME!!!    WHAT DO JOCHEN HIPPEL, DAVID WHITAKER, AND ROB HUBBARD HAVE IN COMMON?    ANSWERS ON A DISK TO ANY AUTOMATION MEMBER AS WE ARE SHORT ON DISKS . . . .      IF THERE IS ANYONE WITH AN AMSTRAD PRINTER FOR SALE THEN PLEASE GET IN TOUGH WITH VAPOUR.     ASK YOUR SUPPLIER ABOUT THE AUTOMATION CLEAN DISK COMPILED BY VAPOUR WHICH CONTAINS SEVERAL OLDER MENUS COMPILED WITH THE FOUR LETTER EXPLETIVES REMOVED FROM THE SCROLLTEXT.       A JEWISH GIRL WENT TO HER FATHER AND SAID DAD MAY I HAVE FIFTY QUID PLEASE AND HE REPLIED, FOURTY QUID WHAT DO YOU WANT THIRTY QUID FOR HERES TWENTY . . . . .        AND NOW, HOW TO RUIN EVERY CLASSIC HIT RECORD IN THREE MINUTES BY JIVE BUNNY . . .  


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AUTOMATION ARE PROUD TO PRESENT  COMPACT MENU 278      OPTIONS  -1- BATTLE CHESS  -2- DELUXE STRIP POKER II  -0- TOGGLE HZ      MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION ARE  VAPOUR SHARAZ JEK NEIL OF COR BLIMEY DACK THE LAW AXE THE BBC THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIC THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY      THIS MENU WAS CODED BY  NEIL OF CB      MUSIC RIPPED BY  VAPOUR FROM WARP      MENU PUT TOGETHER BY  VAPOUR   HI TO ALL OUR FRIENDS   LET'S WRAP!

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AUTOMATION RULE...  COMING SOON! . . . MAN UNITED 520K IN FILES. . WARP DON'T KNOW YET BUT IT'S LOOKING GOOD!   HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE OVERLANDERS - THE EMPIRE - THE STARKS - DELIGHT - MCA - SEWER SOFTWARE - MOB - PURSY - IAN.C - MONTY - LEELEE - OBERJE - THE LOST BOYS. . . OK! BYE BYE!    


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AUTOMATION ARE PROUD TO PRESENT  COMPACT MENU 278      OPTIONS  -1- BATTLE CHESS  -2- DELUXE STRIP POKER II  -0- TOGGLE HZ      MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION ARE  VAPOUR SHARAZ JEK NEIL OF COR BLIMEY DACK THE LAW AXE THE BBC THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIC THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY      THIS MENU WAS CODED BY  NEIL OF CB      MUSIC RIPPED BY  VAPOUR FROM WARP      MENU PUT TOGETHER BY  VAPOUR   HI TO ALL OUR FRIENDS   LET'S WRAP!


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AUTOMATION RULE...  COMING SOON! . . . MAN UNITED 520K IN FILES. . WARP DON'T KNOW YET BUT IT'S LOOKING GOOD!   HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE OVERLANDERS - THE EMPIRE - THE STARKS - DELIGHT - MCA - SEWER SOFTWARE - MOB - PURSY - IAN.C - MONTY - LEELEE - OBERJE - THE LOST BOYS. . . OK! BYE BYE!    


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WOW! I FINALY GET TO USE SOME OF MY NEW CODE!    PLUS AND MINUS DO THE USUALS!     THE LAW OF THE UN-NAMEABLES PRESENTS AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 280 (A)      YES, YET AGAIN THEY PRODUCE A GAME THAT WON'T GO ON ONE DISK!   (THIS ONE OVERFLOWED BY OVER 300K!)    INSERT DISK 280 (B) WHEN ASKED TO SWAP DISKS!      CRYSTAL CAVERNS IS A PIECE OF PD CRUD, SO DON'T GO EXPECTING A FOUR DISK EPIC!   (WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND IS IF MIGHTY CLOG CRACKED KRISTAL ONTO 2 DISKS, HOW IS IT A POMPEY PIRATES PRODUCTION ?!?!?)    ANYWAY, NUFF SAID AND ONTO THE EGO TRIP....     INTERGALACTIC GOLDEN STAR CREDITS TO...    DACK, PHILL, NOOKIE, FLANNY, TUCKER, VAPOUR, THE PILOT, ANDY THE ARFLING, CHRISPY NOODLE, APPOLLO, DIO, EL SID AND THE REST OF GOL, NEIL OF COR BLIMEY (MEGA-FILE LOADER! WOW!), SHARAZ JEK, AXE, EGB, XERUD/MIKE.W, IGNITOR, AND THE REST OF AUTOMATION (SORRY IF YOU HAVE NOT BEEN MENTIONED BUT IT IS GETTING LATE!)     NORMALS TO....    THE MEDWAY BOYS (LET'S WAVE THE WHITE FLAG, EH?)    THE POMPOUS.... ER... POMPEY PIRATES (WAVE A SLIGHTLY GREY FLAG, EH?  PS. WHERE IS THE MIDWINTER INTRO?)    THE REPLICANTS, THE UNION, THE EMPIRE, BLADERUNNERS, THE LOST BOYS (GREAT DEMO GUYS!), SYNC, OMEGA, AND ALL OTHER -- GOOD -- ST CREWS EVERYWHERE.....    (AND THE BAD ONES KNOW WHO THEY ARE!)     WAS THIS A POLITE SCROLLTEXT OR WHAT?        WRAP....


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  THE LAW PRESENTS AUTOMATION 280 (B) - TO BE USED WITH 280 (A) FOR AFTER THE WAR....    I AM EXTERMELY LOW ON DISK SPACE SO I WILL END THIS HERE....    BYE BYE....    P.S.  I KNOW THIS MENU IS CRAP AND LOOKS LIKE 240 (B) BUT AT LEAST I HAD ROOM FOR SOME MUSIC....    THANKS TO ALL THE OTHER AUTOMATION MEMBERS FOR NOT DOING AFTER THE WAR!    


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