Title: Re: Scrollers project!
Post by ggn on 16.01.09 at 23:48:20
#281 No scroller #282 Quote:| 5 4 3 2 1 FSHHHZZZZZZZZZZ ! ********************************************* AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 282. THIS TIME ITS TIME! |
Quote:| THIS INTRO HAS BEEN CODED BY DAVE-LOST FROM THE STARKS. THE STARKS ARE: MAD STALKER, DAVE-LOST, FISHERMAN, BOOSTER, STAGER, STACCATTO, PHIL-STRAITS AND SPINFINITY. |
Quote:| GREETINGS GO TO: AUTOMATION (ESPECIALLY VAPOUR), SEWER SOFTWARE (ESP. SEWER RAT), ST-CONNEXION (ESP. MARLONE AND VANTAGE), DR.SATAN, EQUINOX (ESP. STEPRATE), HEMORROIDS, THE FALLEN ANGELS (ESP. SPEED DEMON AND ANGEL FACE), V8 (ESP. YODA AND DEMONIAK), THE REPLICANTS (ESP. R-AL), THE LOST BOYS (NICE DEMO), CRACKER ST, STALIN (FROM FLEXIBLE FRONT), TCB, TEX AND TNT. A BIG KISS FOR CAMILLE (MY SWEET LOVE). |
Quote:| THIS AUTOMATION CD INCLUDES TIME. PRESS THE LONG ONE TO GO ADVENTURING. TIME WAS ALSO PUT ON ONE DISK BY DELIGHT. WHEN I DID THIS VERSION I WAS HOPING TO PERHAPS GET SOMETHING ELSE ON THE DISK BUT IT WAS NOT TO BE! .................................................................. THE AUTOMATION CD ARE SWAPPED IN FRANCE AND IN BELGIUM BY THE STARKS, CONTACT US ON 3615 RTEL (ON THE FRENCH BBS). |
Quote:| A BIG THANK YOU TO THE STARKS FROM FRANCE FOR CODING US A NICE LITTLE INTRO! LETS HAVE SOME MORE GUYS! THE MORE THE MERRIER! AUTOMATION PACKERS AND CRACKERS ARE VAPOUR OZZWALD THE BBC SHARAZ JEK NEIL OF COR BLIMEY NOT 'ARF THE UN-NAMEABLES THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY. |
Quote:| BANG KEYS A TO G TO CHANGE MUSICS. ********************************** REMEMBER DO NOT JEST WITH THE BEST! HI TO - MOB LEELEE FINGERBOBS PURSY NIK FROM THE QUARTET HOTLINE THE MEDWAY BOYS (I FINISHED WARP GRAHAM) THE POMPEY PIRATES ST AMIGOS LITTLE LULU THE BIG FOUR G FORCE ANGELS OF MERCY A-HA THE LION AND THE CHRISTIANS OK, I THINK I'LL STOP TYPING SCROLLINES HERE, 'CAUSE I'M A BIT FED UP TONIGHT... AND SOMEONE IS CALLING ME, WITH IRRESISTIBLE ARGUMENTS... |
#283 Quote:| AUTOMATION GIVE YOU COMPACT MENU 283 PRESS 1 FOR KINGS QUEST III [PACKED BY AXE OF DELIGHT] PRESS 2 FOR DESKTOP GOODIES [CHEETAH FILE COPIER AND LOADS OF ADVENTURE SOLUTIONS] THIS IS THE THIRD MENU OF THE DAY COMPLETED SO ON WITH NUMBER 4! PRESS 7 TO 9 TO ALTER SCROLLER. PRESS 0 TO TOGGLE HERTZ ., THE GRAPHICS ON THIS MENU WERE DONE BY MARKER AND THE DOT FONT BY PURSY. THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM WARP BY VAPOUR!!!! WHY DO CAMELS HAVE HUMPS? WITHOUT A GOOD HUMP YOU WOULD NOT HAVE CAMELS. GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS [HI SNAKE], THE STARKS, FLAME OF FINLAND, DEREK MD, ST AMIGOS, DELIGHT, MCA, THE LIGHT TEAM, MOB, PURSY, IAN.C, MONTY, THE ANGELS OF MERCY [HI LADIES], THE LOST BOYS [HI TIM], THE HOMEBOY, THE CAREBEARS, THE OVERLANDERS, MIKE OF HOTLINE, THE MEDWAY BOYS, SYNC, VECTOR, AN COOL, WAYNE SMITHSON, ROB NORTHERN, AND ALL AT THALLION SOFTWARE . . . . . ZIPITTY DO DAH, ZIPITTY AY, OH MY MY WHAT A WONDERFUL PERSON I AM! LIVERPOOL 96 SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY 0 IF ANYONE OUT THERE THINKS THEY CAN CODE GOOD ORIGINAL INTROS THEN SEND IN YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS TO ANY AUTOMATION MEMBER AND MAKE A NAME FOR YOURSELF . . . . HELP US PROVIDE THE JOE SOAPS OF THE ST WORLD WITH A VARIETY OF INTROS AND WE WILL CONTINUE TO DO THE BUSINESS WITH THE SOFTWARE! RIGHT NOW LETS GO BACK TO MY DAYS AT THE POST OFFICE. I WAS APPROACHING A POSTBOX IN MY SHED DURING COLLECTION TIME AND THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY TRYING TO CRAM AN OVERSIZED PACKET INTO THE POSTBOX WITHOUT NEED I SAY ANY SUCCESS. SHE SAID AS I PULLED IN, I CAN NOT GET IT IN, IT IS TOO BIG SO I REPLIED I HAVE THE SAME TROUBLE MYSELF SOMETIMES, LUV! HERE IS ANOTHER ONE FOR YA! WALKING DOWN THE PATH TO THE FRONT DOOR [IN FULL UNIFORM] AND A BLOKE SAYS ARE YOU THE POSTMAN? NA! I AM THE BLOODY COALMAN! 4.30 IN THE MORNING ON THE WAY TO WORK I GOT CAUGHT SPEEDING IN MY CAPRI AND THE POLICEMAN SAYS TO ME WHERE ARE YOU GOING SIR IN SUCH A HURRY? WHERE DO YOU THINK I AM GOING DRESSED AS A POSTY, A FANCY DRESS BALL? EXCUSE ME! DO YOU MIND SHUTTING MY BLOODY GATE IN FUTURE? YEAH SURE! AND GET ME A CLOTH AND BUCKET OF WATER AND I WILL DO YOUR WINDOWS WHILE I AM AT IT! ...................A ROCKIN AN A REELIN TIME............... |
#284a Quote:| HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE CAREBEARS - TEX - MCA - THE LIGHT TEAM - THE EMPIRE - SYNC - DELIGHT - THE REVOLUTION - THE POMPEY PIRATES - BIRDY - THE MEDWAY BOYS - THE LOST BOYS - MIKE OF HOTLINE - ST AMIGOS - HAL - EDITMAN - G FORCE - THE STARKS - LEELEE - OBERJE - FINGERBOBS - JOBIL - MOB - MONTY - PURSY - IAN.C - THE CMT - FLEXIBLE FRONT - SYNC - OMEGA - NIK OF THE QUARTET - |
Quote:| AUTOMATION CD 284 PART A - THIS DISK CONTAINS MANHUNTER NEW YORK CITY. IF THE GAME FAILS TO FIND ANY DATA ON THIS DISK THEN INSERT COMPACT DISK 284 PART C AND VICE VERSA. HAPPY ADVENTURING FROM AXE. OK! NOT A LOT TO SAY BUT THIS IS A GREAT PACK FROM AXE OF DELIGHT! THE ORIGINAL WAS ON 5 SINGLE SIDED DISKS AND LIKE ALL SIERRA GAMES THEY ARE ALREADY PACKED REASONABLY WELL. SO ON CD 284 PARTS A TO C YOU HAVE THE EQUIVALENT OF 10 SINGLE SIDED DISKS. GREAT JOB AXE! LETS HAVE SOME MORE. . . . ..... .. ...... ... ... .. .... . . . . . . ..... . . . ITS MORSE CODE IDIOT! |
#284av2 Quote:| HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE CAREBEARS - TEX - MCA - THE LIGHT TEAM - THE EMPIRE - SYNC - DELIGHT - THE REVOLUTION - THE POMPEY PIRATES - BIRDY - THE MEDWAY BOYS - THE LOST BOYS - MIKE OF HOTLINE - ST AMIGOS - HAL - EDITMAN - G FORCE - THE STARKS - LEELEE - OBERJE - FINGERBOBS - JOBIL - MOB - MONTY - PURSY - IAN.C - THE CMT - FLEXIBLE FRONT - SYNC - OMEGA - NIK OF THE QUARTET - |
Quote:| AUTOMATION CD 284 PART A - THIS DISK CONTAINS MANHUNTER NEW YORK CITY. IF THE GAME FAILS TO FIND ANY DATA ON THIS DISK THEN INSERT COMPACT DISK 284 PART C AND VICE VERSA. HAPPY ADVENTURING FROM AXE. OK! NOT A LOT TO SAY BUT THIS IS A GREAT PACK FROM AXE OF DELIGHT! THE ORIGINAL WAS ON 5 SINGLE SIDED DISKS AND LIKE ALL SIERRA GAMES THEY ARE ALREADY PACKED REASONABLY WELL. SO ON CD 284 PARTS A TO C YOU HAVE THE EQUIVALENT OF 10 SINGLE SIDED DISKS. GREAT JOB AXE! LETS HAVE SOME MORE. . . . ..... .. ...... ... ... .. .... . . . . . . ..... . . . ITS MORSE CODE IDIOT! |
#284b Quote:| HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE CAREBEARS - TEX - MCA - THE LIGHT TEAM - THE EMPIRE - SYNC - DELIGHT - THE REVOLUTION - THE POMPEY PIRATES - BIRDY - THE MEDWAY BOYS - THE LOST BOYS - MIKE OF HOTLINE - ST AMIGOS - HAL - EDITMAN - G FORCE - THE STARKS - LEELEE - OBERJE - FINGERBOBS - JOBIL - MOB - MONTY - PURSY - IAN.C - THE CMT - FLEXIBLE FRONT - SYNC - OMEGA - NIK OF THE QUARTET - |
Quote:| AUTOMATION CD 284 PART B - THIS DISK CONTAINS MANHUNTER SAN FRANCISCO. IF THE GAME FAILS TO FIND ANY DATA ON THIS DISK THEN INSERT COMPACT DISK 284 PART C AND VICE VERSA. HAPPY ADVENTURING ST FREAKS FROM AXE OF DELIGHT. OK! NOT A LOT TO SAY BUT THIS IS A GREAT PACK FROM AXE OF DELIGHT! THE ORIGINAL WAS ON 5 SINGLE SIDED DISKS AND LIKE ALL SIERRA GAMES THEY ARE ALREADY PACKED REASONABLY WELL. SO ON CD 284 PARTS A TO C YOU HAVE THE EQUIVALENT OF 10 SINGLE SIDED DISKS. GREAT JOB AXE! LETS HAVE SOME MORE. ITS OBVIOUS YOU ARE AN ADVENURE FREAK BUT CHECK OUT DISK 285 AND PLAY WARP IN CHEAT MODE - ANOTHER MEGA TITLE FROM THALLION . . . ..... .. ...... ... ... .. .... . . . . . . ..... . . . ITS MORSE CODE IDIOT! |
#284bv2 Quote:| HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE CAREBEARS - TEX - MCA - THE LIGHT TEAM - THE EMPIRE - SYNC - DELIGHT - THE REVOLUTION - THE POMPEY PIRATES - BIRDY - THE MEDWAY BOYS - THE LOST BOYS - MIKE OF HOTLINE - ST AMIGOS - HAL - EDITMAN - G FORCE - THE STARKS - LEELEE - OBERJE - FINGERBOBS - JOBIL - MOB - MONTY - PURSY - IAN.C - THE CMT - FLEXIBLE FRONT - SYNC - OMEGA - NIK OF THE QUARTET - |
Quote:| AUTOMATION CD 284 PART B - THIS DISK CONTAINS MANHUNTER SAN FRANCISCO. IF THE GAME FAILS TO FIND ANY DATA ON THIS DISK THEN INSERT COMPACT DISK 284 PART C AND VICE VERSA. HAPPY ADVENTURING ST FREAKS FROM AXE OF DELIGHT. OK! NOT A LOT TO SAY BUT THIS IS A GREAT PACK FROM AXE OF DELIGHT! THE ORIGINAL WAS ON 5 SINGLE SIDED DISKS AND LIKE ALL SIERRA GAMES THEY ARE ALREADY PACKED REASONABLY WELL. SO ON CD 284 PARTS A TO C YOU HAVE THE EQUIVALENT OF 10 SINGLE SIDED DISKS. GREAT JOB AXE! LETS HAVE SOME MORE. ITS OBVIOUS YOU ARE AN ADVENURE FREAK BUT CHECK OUT DISK 285 ANE PLAY WARP IN CHEAT MODE - ANOTHER MEGA TITLE FROM THALLION . . . ..... .. ...... ... ... .. .... . . . . . . ..... . . . ITS MORSE CODE IDIOT! &obsp; |
#284c No scroller #285 Quote:| READ ALL OF THIS SCROLLER FIRST! AUTOMATION PRESENT CD 285! - PRESS 1 FOR WARP - 2 FOR US GOLD ITALY 1990 - 3 FOR THE CHAOS MAPS - 4 TO 9 FOR MUSIC - 0 TO TOGGLE HERTZ - NOW FOLLOWS INSTRUCTIONS FOR WARP . . . M TOGGLES MUSIC FX ON AND OFF. G QUITS CURRENT GAME. SPACE TOGGLES BETWEEN LASERS AND BLASTERS. USE LASER TO DESTROY MOST OBJECTS AND USE BLASTERS TO DESTROY THE MAIN OBJECTS SUCH AS THE POWER STATIONS. USE THE RETURN KEY TO DISTRIBUTE ENERGY. TO GET ENERGY YOU MUST STOP YOUR SHIP ON A PARTICULAR ICON WHICH I WILL LEAVE TO YOU TO DISCOVER. THERE IS ALSO ANOTHER OBJECT THAT WHEN HIT SEVERAL TIMES WITH YOUR LASERS IT WILL BECOME PARTLY RUINED. DO NOT DESTROY IT COMPLETELY AS IT WILL GIVE YOU A MAP WHEN YOU FLY ON TOP OF IT IN ITS RUINED STATE. THE GLOWING OBJECTS ON THE MAP ARE YOUR TARGETS. USE YOUR FIRE BUTTON IN THE WARP TUNNELS TO INCREASE YOUR SPEED. I THINK THAT IS ENOUGH SO GET PLAYING. IF YOU HAVE THE EMPIRE VERSION THEN YOU HAVE A LAME CRACK THAT DOES NOT WORK PROPERLY. SORRY GUYS BUT DO A BETTER JOB NEXT TIME. ITS NO GOOD BEING THE FIRST TO GET IT ON THE BOARDS IF IT AINT GOING TO BE PERFECT! OK REMEMBER WHAT I SAID ABOUT FCOPY 3 - DO NOT COPY WITH COPY ONLY USED SECTORS AS YOU MAY JUST FAIL TO MAKE A PERFECT COPY OF CERTAIN DISKS DEPENDANT ON HOW WE CRACKERS DESIGN THE DISK! - WARP SAVES SCORE TO SECTOR 6 - YOU MAY SAVE A FEW GAMES OF ITALY 1990 TO THIS DISK BUT BY THE TIME YOU GET THIS DISK IF YOU CAN NOT SAVE ANY MORE GAMES TO THE DISK THEN GO TO THE DESKTOP AND DELETE ALL .BIN FILES BAR ANY YOU WANT TO KEEP - THE CHAOS MAPS WERE DONE FOR US COURTESY OF DAL SNUBBS OF G FORCE. THANKS GUY! - STICK WITH AUTOMATION AND YOU CAN NOT GO WRONG! IF YOU HAVE CRAP COPIES OF OUR STUFF THEN GET IN TOUCH WITH US AND WE WILL RECTIFY THE MATTER. I HOPE THIS MENU AND ALL THE GAMES LOOK OK BECAUSE MY MONITOR IS NOW FAULTY. IT HAS NO BLUE SO YOU COULD SAY IT IS AN RG MĪNITOR AND NO LONGER AN RGB ONE. THATS LIFE AND I HAVE NO DOSH FOR A NEW ONE. I DO NOT HAVE A TV EITHER AS IT BLEW UP A WEEK BEFORE MY MONITOR WENT DOWN. I WONDER IF ITS THAT WIRING JOB MY BROTHER IN LAW DID FOR ME. WELL MY COMPUTER STILL WORKS EVEN IF IT IS A PAIN TYPING ON A YELLOW AND BLACK SCREEN INSTEAD OF A WHITE AND BLACK ONE! THESE GAMES STILL LOOK GOOD DESPITE MY COLOUR PROBLEMS. ALL I CAN SAY IS THE PALETTES HAD BETTER BE RIGHT OR ELSE THE MONITOR WILL FIND MY FOOT IN IT! _HI GUYS! YES, THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS THE TWO COLOUR TOP SCROLLER! IT'S A GOOD JOB THAT THIS SCROLLER IS QUITE SHORT 'COZ IT MAKES YOUR EYES GO FUNNY IF YOU READ IT FOR TOO LONG! IF YOU THINK YOUR CLEVER BEING ABLE TO READ THIS SCROLL THEN JUST TRY READING THE ONE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN! HA HA HA! HI TO THE OVERLANDERS - THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY - THE REPLICANTS - THE LIGHT TEAM - THE CAREBEARS - THE EMPIRE - THE STARKS - THE REPLICANTS - ST CONNEXION - SYNC - ST AMIGOS - EDITMAN - PURSY - MOB - LEELEE - OBERJE - FLEXIBLE FRONT - THE MEDWAY BOYS - THE POMPEY PIRATES - G FORCE - ANGELS OF MERCY - LITTLE LULU - THE BIG FOUR - MIKE OF HOTLINE - JOBIL - DEREK MD - PRESS A KEY YOU DAFT GET YOUR MOTHER RIDES DONKEYS WE ARE VAPOUR - NEIL OF COR BLIMEY - THE UNNAMEABLES - OZZWALD - AXE - SHARAZ JEK - THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK - THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY - YES FOLKS! I EVEN HAVE ENOUGH PROCESSOR TIME FOR A VERTICAL SCROLLER! THE TROUBLE WITH THIS KIND OF SCROLLER IS THAT IT TAKES TOO LONG TO SCROLL THROUGH THE WHOLE OF A MESSAGE SO THE LONGER I GO ON TYPING THIS TEXT THE LESS CHANGE THERE IS THAT SOMEBODY WILL EVER READ IT! SO WHAT BETTER EXCUSE IS THERE TO STOP THE SCROLL RIGHT HERE AND WRAP |
#286 Quote:| I SHALL USE THIS SCROLLER FOR THE GREETINGS 'COS IT MOVES SLOWER AND ALL YOU EGO TRIPPERS OUT THERE WILL HAVE A LONGER WAIT TO SEE IF YOU GET A MENTION! UNCLE SCROOGE SAYS HI TO... THE REST OF G.O.L. AND AUTOMATION (ESPECIALLY THE LAW FOR THE USE OF THIS CODE, THANKS AGAIN!) THE UNION (IGNORE MINDBOMB! - CUDDLY DEMO IS STILL THE BEST!), THE EMPIRE, SEWER SOFTWARE, AND HOTLINE. THERE, THAT WAS SHORT, WAS IT NOT? OH, YES..... I ALMOST FORGOT THE TWO AUTOMATION MEMBERS WITH THE FEWEST GREETS SO FAR..... 'THE ORIGINAL SNOT GOBBLER' AND 'GRUNTMAN' (EVEN IF I DON'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE!) TIME TO WRAP..... BYE BYE FROM UNCLE SCROOGE..... IMPORTANT! DO NOT FILE COPY THIS DISK AS TRACKS 78 AND 79 ARE USED FOR HEAVY METAL SAVES..... TRY KEYS... HELP/UNDO/INSERT/CLR-HOME HI EVERYONE - I AM THE NEW MEMBER OF THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK AND MY NAME IS...... 'UNCLE SCROOGE' (YES, I HAVE ALREADY BEEN TOLD THAT IT IS A SILLY NAME!) MUSIC RIPPED FROM 'ATOMIX' BY UNCLE SCROOGE.... IT'S AN HONOUR TO BE GIVEN A SCROLLTEXT OF MY OWN SO SOON (DACK OF THE UN-NAMEABLES WAS WAITING FOR OVER A YEAR!) THE ONLY TROUBLE IS I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE AND THIS MENU NEEDS TWO SCROLLERS! OH, WELL.... I'LL DO THE GREETINGS AND COME BACK LATER.... MAYBE I WILL HAVE THOUGHT OF SOMETHING TO SAY BY THEN.... (NOW COMPOSING THE LOWER SCROLLER) I'M BACK AGAIN! STILL CAN'Y THINK OF ANYTHING TO WRITE ABOUT! MAYBE I'LL JUST WRAP THEN......... |
#287 Quote:AUTOMATION ARE PROUD TO PRESENT
COMPACT MENU 287
OPTIONS
PRESS SPACE FOR
XENOMORPH
USE
ANOTHER
DISK FOR
YOUR
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GAMES
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TOGGLE HZ
WHY DO FOF
USE OUR PACKER
GREET THE
MEDWAY
BOYS
AND THE
POMPEY
PIRATES
AND FAIL
TO GREET
US?
IS THAT
CHEEKY
OR WHAT?
THIS MENU WAS CODED BY
NEIL OF CB
MUSIC RIPPED BY
VAPOUR
MENU PUT TOGETHER BY
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LET'S WRAP! |
Quote:| AUTOMATION RULE... OK! THREE DISKS TO ONE AND WHAT A CRAPPY DMA LOADER THIS GAME HAS. I THINK THE CODER IS ON DRUGS! DO NOT USE THIS DISK TO SAVE TO AND COPY IT 82 TRACKS 10 SECTORS AND 2 SIDES. HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE OVERLANDERS - THE EMPIRE - THE STARKS - FINGERBOBS - THE POMPEY PIRATES - THE MEDWAY BOYS - DELIGHT - MOB - THE CAREBEARS - PURSY - MONTY - LEELEE - OBERJE - THE LOST BOYS - . . . THANKS TO PETE WILSON FOR THE ORIGINAL. I DID NOT REALISE THAT THIS WOULD BE EASY TO PUT ON ONE DISK OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE DONE IT A MONTH AGO WHEN YOU SENT IT ME PETE. GIMME GIMME GIMME FOR SOFTWARE . . . . 3 DISK VERSIONS SUCK . . . . SINCE I HAVE SAVED YOU ALL TWO DISKS HOW ABOUT GIVING ME ONE! ONE DISK I MEANT!!!! BYE BYE! |
#288 Quote:#289 No scroller #290 Quote:| AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 290 ------ HIT ONE FOR OIL IMPERIUM CRACKED BY THE MEDWAY BOYS --- 2 FOR DONALD DUCK --- 3 FOR HOLLYWOOD POKER THIS MAY BE ONE POINT EIGHT TOS ONLY --- 4 FOR STONEAGE DELUXE --- 5 FOR STONEAGE --- 6 FOR CONQUEROR DOCS |
#291 Quote:| 5 4 3 2 1 FSHHHZZZZZZZZZZ ! ********************************************* AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 291. PRESS 1 FOR KLAX. PRESS 2 FOR TIN TIN (THE RELEASE VERSION). PERSONALLY I THINK THE INTRO GAME ON TINTIN ON MENU 164 IS BEST BUT THE SECOND PART IS NOT A FULL GAME. I WOULD HAVE PUT THIS VERSION ON MENU 164 IF IT WOULD HAVE FITTED ON THE DISK. WHEN TYPING YOUR NAME ON THE SCORE SHEET TYPE Q FOR A AND A FOR Q. STRANGE EH! WELL BLAME THE FRENCH PROGRAMMERS FOR A CRAP KEYBOARD ROUTINE WHICH PLAYS UP ON THE ENGLISH TOS. PRESS 3 FOR STRIKEY (CRAP PACMAN). PRESS 4 FOR DR ZOCK (EVEN WORSE BREAKOUT) BUT THEY PAD OUT THE DISK WHEN THERE IS NOUGHT DESCENT LEFT TO FILL IT UP. I AM SORRY FOR PUTTING SOME OLD TITLES ON THIS DISK WITH KLAX BUT I HAVE USED UP A LOT OF STUFF LATELY AND THIS WAS MOSTLY THOSE THAT WERE LEFT AND I WANT TO GET KLAX OUT ON THE CD SCENE. THIS IS ABOUT MY TWENTIETH MENU THAT I HAVE PUT TOGETHER OVER THE LAST 3 WEEKS. CAN YOU TAKE THE PACE? HAVE YOU GOT THE DISKS? WELL IF YOU CAN AND IF YOU HAVE THEN GOOD ON YA! KEEP DOSE RIGINALS CUMMIN GAYS, SORRY I MEANT GUYS! WHERE IS THAT ROTTEN BACKSPACE KEY. AH! HERE IT IS UNDER MY DRIVE. NOW TIME TO REVJUST TESTING BACKSPACE OLVE.......... |
Quote:| THIS INTRO HAS BEEN CODED BY DAVE-LOST FROM THE STARKS. THE STARKS ARE: MAD STALKER, DAVE-LOST, FISHERMAN, BOOSTER, STAGER, STACCATTO, PHIL-STRAITS AND SPINFINITY. |
Quote:| GREETINGS GO TO: AUTOMATION (ESPECIALLY VAPOUR), SEWER SOFTWARE (ESP. SEWER RAT), ST-CONNEXION (ESP. MARLONE AND VANTAGE), DR.SATAN, EQUINOX (ESP. STEPRATE), HEMORROIDS, THE FALLEN ANGELS (ESP. SPEED DEMON AND ANGEL FACE), V8 (ESP. YODA AND DEMONIAK), THE REPLICANTS (ESP. R-AL), THE LOST BOYS (NICE DEMO), CRACKER ST, STALIN (FROM FLEXIBLE FRONT), TCB, TEX AND TNT. A BIG KISS FOR CAMILLE (MY SWEET LOVE). |
Quote:| .................................................................. THE AUTOMATION CD ARE SWAPPED IN FRANCE AND IN BELGIUM BY THE STARKS, CONTACT US ON 3615 RTEL (ON THE FRENCH BBS). |
Quote:| A BIG THANK YOU TO THE STARKS FROM FRANCE FOR CODING US A NICE LITTLE INTRO! LETS HAVE SOME MORE GUYS! THE MORE THE MERRIER! CMON OVERLANDERS LETS HAVE SOME MORE FROM YOU GUYS! AUTOMATION PACKERS AND CRACKERS ARE VAPOUR OZZWALD THE BBC SHARAZ JEK NEIL OF COR BLIMEY NOT 'ARF AXE OF DELIGHT (THE SIERRA MAN) THE UN-NAMEABLES THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY. |
Quote:| BANG KEYS 5 TO 9 TO CHANGE MUSIC WHICH VAPOUR RIPPED FROM LEAVING TERAMIS. MAD MAX IS SIMPLY THE BEST. ********************************** REMEMBER DO NOT JEST WITH THE BEST! HI TO - MOB LEELEE FINGERBOBS PURSY NIK FROM THE QUARTET HOTLINE THE MEDWAY BOYS THE POMPEY PIRATES ST AMIGOS LITTLE LULU FLAME OF FINLAND (NICE MENUS GUYS BUT WHY NO GREETS) THE BIG FOUR G FORCE ANGELS OF MERCY A-HA THE LION AND THE CHRISTIANS AND NOW LOONEY TUNES.... THATS ALL FOLKS! |
#292 Hidden text Quote:| The following Message is from The Un-Nameables (But the rest of Automation agree with it, although I haven't asked Vapour, Neil or Sharaz yet!).... Do NOT remove it! Fuck off alien! You are a total mother-fuckin-chicken-shagger and you may have guessed that all of automation don't like you at all! (even the BBC) So why don't you climb into that already oversized cavity in your head (your mouth dipshit!) and close it, thereby locking an asshole like you away for ever and keeping the general public safe from your perverted activities.... |
Quote:| ----AUTOMATION 292 (STE COMPATABLE!) ---- THIS IS THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK HERE (TO BE PRECISE, UNCLE SCROOGE!) WHAT SHALL I TALK ABOUT THIS TIME AROUND? OH, HOW ABOUT THE GAMES ON THIS DISK? OK! FIRST OFF YOU HAVE "SKIDZ" FROM CORE DESIGN. THIS GAME IS QUITE GOOD AND I LIKE IT. YOU HAVE TO MOVE AROUND COLLECTING RUBBISH AND THEN PUT IT IN THE BINS UNTIL THE AREA IS 75 PER CENT CLEAN, AND THEN MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE END OF THE STREET! ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY GAME ISN'T IT? TO GO WITH THIS ENVIRONMENTALISTIC (WHAT A LONG WORD!) GAME, WE HAVE "SIM CITY" IN WHICH YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE LIKES OF FLOODS, EARTHQUAKES AND EVEN AN ATOMIC MELTDOWN! WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY? GO TO 'EM! NOW, AS MY SCROLLTEXT DRAWS TO A CLOSE, I WILL INSERT A BIT THAT I WAS ASKED TO PUT IN MY NEXT MENU BY "THE LAW" OF THE UN-NAMEABLES..... HI AGAIN! THIS IS THE LAW... I DON'T KNOW WHAT DISK THIS IS BUT I HOPE YOU LIKE IT! I HAVE JUST SEEN POMPEY PIRATES DISK 35 AND I HAVE A REPLY FOR THE ALIEN WHICH I HOPE YOU WILL ALL ENJOY READING.... NOTE- THIS IS NOT A SLAG.... IT IS A REPLY.... 1) IN MY OPINION CLOUD KINGDOMS --DOES-- LOAD THESE FILES (MAYBE YOU DID A PRE-RELEASE VERSION, I DON'T KNOW. WHAT I DO KNOW IS THAT WITHOUT THEM IT USED TO CRASH WHEN IT WENT INTO DEMO MODE FOR THE SECOND TIME (DIFFERENT LEVEL) AS THE FILE IT WANTED WAS NOT ON THE DISK! 2) I KNOW THERE WAS NO POINT IN PACKING THESE FILES, BUT I DID IT FOR ARTISTIC IMPRESSION! 3) "ENGAGE YOUR BRAIN BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH" IS THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK, DON'T YOU THINK, ALIEN? 4) YOUR INFESTATION MAYBE IN FILES, BUT WHY LOAD THEM SEPERATLY? CAN'T YOU GET THE INTRO TO LOAD THE GAME? NEVER MIND! ANYWAY, ENOUGH OF THIS.... I HEAR YOUR MENUS ARE IMPROVING...... 5) I DON'T CARE HOW YOU DID IT! ALL I CARE ABOUT IS THAT MY VERSION WORKS (I LEFT IT IN DEMO FOR OVER FOUR HOURS TO CHECK -ALL- THE SCREENS!) 6) CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR "FIGHTER BOMBER" HACK! IT'S THE ONLY ONE I HAVE SEEN ON ONE DISK! (COME ON SHARAZ, IF YOU DON'T HURRY UP WITH IT I SHALL JUST HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF!) ANYWAY, TIME TO GO..... REMEMBER.... THIS WAS A REPLY, NOT A SLAG! A SLAG WOULD CONTAIN STRONGER LANGUAGE THAN THIS! QUICKY LAW MEGA-GREETS TO.... MOB, MAL, BOB, COL, IRS AND THE MIGHTY CLOG (INSPIRATION FOR THIS CODE!) -- BACK TO WHOEVER IS NEXT--- SCROOGE HERE AGAIN.... JUST TIME TO SAY..... GREETINGS TO..... REPLICANTS (FOR THE SIM CITY HACK!), FLAME OF FINLAND (WOW! COMPETITION! AT LAST!), SEWER SOFTWARE (THE LAW SAYS THANX FOR THE RETALIATOR DOCS), THE MEDWAY BOY (CLOG), AND TO ANY SUB-HUMANS READING THIS! WRAP..WRAP..WRAP..WRAP..WRAP..WRAP..WRAP..WRAP..WRAP..WRAP................... |
#293 Quote:| # AUTOMATION CD 293 # HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! THIS DISK WAS DONE AFTER 300, 297 (A+B),294 (A+B) AND 295 (A+B) HO! HO! HO! HO! HO! THE LAW IS NOW IN CHARGE OF MENU PRODUCTION FOR A WHILE AS IT SEEMS THAT VAPOUR IS MIGHTY FED UP WITH DOING IT (GOOGOO GAGA!) YO! HAS ANYONE SEEN THOSE FANTASTIC MEGA BUCKS SPECIAL EFFECTS MONSTER MOVIES ON CHANNEL FOUR? WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP THEY ARE! I LAUGHED MY HEAD OFF WHEN GODZILLA (A.K.A A MAN IN A RUBBER COSTUME) STOMPED OVER NEW YORK (A.K.A. A CARDBOARD CITY) THESE FILMS ARE SO BAD THAT EVEN CHANNEL FOUR ARE EMBARRASED ABOUT THEM. STILL, IT'S BETTER THAN THE FOOTIE, EH? ACRYNTON STANLEY 8 PORTSMOUTH -5 (ALIEN WAS THE GOALIE) THIS MENU WAS STARTED LAST NIGHT (THE LAW AND FLANNY WERE UP TILL 5:30AM) AND WAS FINISHED AT 4:09PM TODAY! WELL, VAPOUR LIKES HIS CRAP JOKES, SO NOW IT'S MY TURN.. (COMPACT DISK 248 MOTORWAY! HA HA THAT WAS FUNNY, VAPOUR!) TWO TRAPPIST MONKS WERE WALKING DOWN THE ROAD WHEN ONE OF THEM DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING! HERE ARE SOME CONTACT ADDRESSES... THEY WERE TAKEN FROM THE BACK OF ZERO MAGAZINE, JUNE ISSUE.... NICK IN LONDON WANTS A FEMALE BADLY! MR DONKER FROM HOLLAND IS LOOKING FOR SOME BOYS! JAMIE IS A DICKHEAD, HE BOUGHT AN MSX AND NOW CAN'T SELL IT! CECIL IS TRYING TO SELL A MEGA-DRIVE! JOHN HAS A SPECTRUM 128 (PHONE HIM AFTER 12:00PM) DID YOU KNOW ELVIRA LIKES A BIT OF MEAT IN HER STEW! (SOMEONE SEND ME A COPY OF ELVIRA COS I WOULDN'T MIND GETTING STUCK INTO HER, ER... THAT!) FOR FURTHER INFORMATION BUY ZERO, COS IT IS AMAZING! HERE ARE FIVE FOOTBALL FACTS.... FACT NUMBER 1.... DANNY BLANCHFLOWER, AS SKIPPER OF N.IRELAND, ONCE TOLD STARTLED REPORTERS THAT HIS SECRET TACTIC WAS.... 'TO EQUALISE BEFORE THE OPPOSITION SCORES' FACT NUMBER 2.... AFTER THE 1958 ARGENTINIAN SQUAD WAS BEATEN TWICE IN THE FINALS, THEY WERE MET AT BUENOS AIRES BY CROWDS WHO PELTED THEM WITH STONES AND ROTTEN FRUIT! FACT NUMBER 3.... THE WINNING GOAL IN THE 1930 FINAL WAS SCORED BY NATHANIEL G. SPROGGET FOR ENGLAND AGAINST LITHUANIA. REMARKABLY SPROGGET HAD ONLY ONE LEG! (TO GO WITH ALIENS ONE BRAIN CELL) FACT NUMBER 4.... THE FIRST WORLD CUP WAS NICKED WHILE ON DISPLAY AT A STAMP SHOW IN WESTMINSTER. IT WAS LATER DISCOVERED UNDER A HEDGE IN LONDON BY A DOG CALLED PICKLES..... FACT NUMBER 5.... THE FASTEST GOAL EVER SCORED IN A WORLD CUP COMPETITION WAS SCORED BY BRYAN ROBSON 27 SECONDS INTO THE MATCH BETWEEN ENGLAND AND FRANCE IN 1982 (PITY ENGLAND HAVEN'T SCORED SINCE!) THERE, NOW I HOPE THIS ENDS ALL THOSE CRAP FOOTBALL JOKES IN THESE SCROLLERS. HAVE YOU TRIED TYPING IN ON RESOLUTION 101 'FEEBLE BUBBLE BOBBLE BOOBLE BIBBLY WIBBLY WOMBLES' WHILE HOLDING DOWN TAB, CTRL, SHIFT (LEFT), UNDO AND ALTERNATE WHILE TAPPING S.O.S. ON THE SPACE BAR. YOU WILL PROBABLY NOTICE THAT AFTER FIVE MINUTES OF WAITING (YOU MUST NOT TOUCH ANYTHING!) ............... THAT BUGGER ALL WILL HAPPEN!!!! THIS WAS A LAW/FLANNY SCROLLTEXT...... GREETS TO: EGB (FLANNY SAYS NICE TALKING TO YOU!), ARN+THE HAMPSTER, IGNITOR, AXE, SHARAZ, APPOLLO, NEIL OF CB, VAPOUR AND OZZWALD (WHERE'S MY BLOODY BLOOD MONEY?) THE HOMEBOYS SAYS HIT TO... ROB K AND ROBBIE G! (HE SAID LEAVE THE '!' IN) ALSO HI TO... MOB, COL, MAL (WHERE ARE YOU!), AND BOB 'THE DESTROYER OF GREAT WALLS AND DESTRUCTOR OF PLASTERBOARD!' KELLOGS HUNNY NUT LOOPS... LETS LOOP TOGETHER KELLOGS HUNNY NUT LOOPS LETS LOOP TOGETHER HUNNY NUT LOOPS....... WHAT A CRAP ADVERT! OH, TALKING OF ADVERTS, I WISH DUDLEY MOORE WOULD FIND HIS CHICKENS.... CURRENTLY CHANNEL FOUR HAVE A CRAP FILM IN INDIAN WITH ENGLISH DRIBBLE TITILE, SO WE 'AIN'T WATCHING THAT, I CAN TELL YOU! ANYWAY... HO! HUM! TIME TO RUN! |
#294a No scroller #294b Quote:| AUTOMATION BRAIN DEAD MENU 294 (B) TO BE USED IN CONJUNCTION WITH 294 (A) STUPID! WELL, THIS DISK WE BRING YOU DAMOCLES (AT LAST, ABOUT TIME, MR WOAKS!) - PLEASE NOTE THAT VAPOUR HAS DONE A SMALLER VERSION, BUT AS 20 ODD K WILL NOT MAKE A DIFFERENCE AND IT WILL TAKE A FEW DAYS FOR IT TO GET HERE ANYWAY, I HAVE USED MY VERSION. WHY IS MIGHTY CLOGS VERSION IN SEVEN FILES? THERE WERE ONLY FIVE ON THE ORIGINAL AND TWO OF THOSE ARE NOT NEEDED? STILL, AT LEAST HE GOT THE RUN ADDRESS, WHICH, I CAN ASSURE YOU, WAS BY NO MEANS AN EASY FEAT (ALIEN WILL NOW SPEND FIVE DAYS DOING IT AND THEN BRAG ABOUT IT BEING SO EASY! - SEE, ALIEN, WE HAVE GOT YOU SUSSED!) MESSAGE TO DEREK MD, PEACE NOT PIECES (TALK TO THE PILOT) MUSIC FROM ROCK 'N' ROLL BY THE LAW.... PICTURE BY THE IRS PROPORTIONAL FONT BY THE IRS (THANX GUYS!) WELL, IT IS NOW 2:31 AM AND I HAVE ANOTHER DISK TO DO, SO WRAPPPPP THIS WAY...... |
#295a Scrambled text #295b Quote:| AUTOMATION 295 (B) TO BE USED IN CONJUNCTION WITH 295 (A) AS GOLD RUSH WOULD NOT GO ONTO ONE DISK.... NEVER MIND AXE, I STILL THINK YOU ARE ONE OF THE BEST HACKERS AND PACKERS IN THE HISTORY OF THE ST... HOW CAN YOU SIT AND SIEVE THROUGH ALL THAT CRAPPY C-CODE, DEPACK ALL THE SECTIONS BY HAND AND THEN INSERT BRAND-NEW LOAD ROUTINES, JUST SO THAT YOU CAN PACK IT WITH THE ICE-PACKER I WILL NEVER KNOW! BUT PLEASE DON'T STOP, 'COS FLANNY OF THE IRS IS A TOTAL SIERRA FREAK AND WOULD PROBABLY DROP DEAD &&[&[&[&&&&&&&[&&&&& IF SIERRA LEFT THE ST MARKET.... NOW, ONTO THE GREETINGS... HI TO MOB, COL, MAL AND BOB THERE, THAT'S YOUR LOT, I AM WELL KNACKERED AND FLANNY IS SITTING BEHIND ME PUTTING THE FINAL TOUCHES TO THIS PICTURE. AS SOON AS HE HAS IT FINISHED THIS IS GOING TO BE ASSEMBLED AND I WILL STOP TYPING.... OH LOOK. HE HAS DONE IT... WELL, BYE BYE CHILDREN.......... HANG ON, FLANNY HAS JUST SAID 'COR - SOMETHING STRANGE HAS JUST HAPPENED - THE TEXT HAS DOUBLED UP!' OH, SHUT UP FLANNY, I'VE GOT MY OWN PROBLEMS, LIKE THIS SCROLLTEXT, PICTURES ARE A MINOR MATTER TO ME (COS I CAN'T DRAW THEM!) EGB IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE GLOBE ON CD 174, AND I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR THE (BADLY DRAWN) GHOSTBUSTERS LOGO ON 146, SO THERE! PICTURE BY TUCKER OF THE IRS, FONT BY FLANNY OF THE IRS.... WRAP TIME........ |
#296 Quote:| # AUTOMATION CD 296 # AS BOTH FLANNY AND MYSELF ARE HAVING A MENU PRODUCTION WEEKEND, WE SHALL HAVE ANOTHER GOOD TYPE ON THE KEYBOARD HERE. THE DISKS RELEASED THIS WEEKEND ALL HAVE FAIRLY LONG AND SOMETIMES INTERESTING TEXTS IN THEM, AND WE HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY READING THEM. WELL, FLANNY IS NOW COPYING ALL THE CD'S THAT HE HASN'T GOT, SO WHILE HE IS DOING THAT WE HAVE DECIDED TO WRITE A SCROLLTEXT... AND HERE IT IS... TO START OFF HERE ARE SOME 'TOP TIPS' TAKEN FROM A RECENT EDITION OF 'VIS' MAGAZINE - THE MAG FOR DEGENERATE PERVERTS (AND ARN) TOP TIP NUMBER 1.. PREVENT EGGS FROM ROLLING OFF KITCHEN WORK SURFACES BY KEEPING THEM IN A SMALL BOWL (THANX VIS, HOW DID I MANAGE WITHOUT THAT ONE!) TOP TIP NUMBER 2.. ENTERTAIN YOUR FAMILY BY IMPERSONATING DENNIS TAYLOR BY SIMPLY WEARING YOUR GLASSES UPSIDE DOWN! TOP TIP NUMBER 3.. WHEN UNDER ATTACK FROM A LARGE POLAR BEAR, ROLL INTO A BALL AND REMAIN PERFECTLY STILL. ANY MOVEMENT ON YOUR PART WILL EXCITE THE ANIMAL AND INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF INJURY TOP TIP NUMBER 4.. BEAT THE CREDIT CARD COMPANIES AT THEIR OWN GAME BY SIMPLY RUNNING UP A MASSIVE BILL AND THEN KILL YOURSLEF BEFORE YOUR STATEMENT ARRIVES, THEREBY AVOIDING REPAYMENT! TOP TIP NUMBER 5.. IF BEING PERSUED BY A ROGUE RHINOCEROR, RUN IN A STRAIGHT LINE DIRECTLY AWAY FROM THE ANIMAL. JUST BEFORE HE CATCHES YOU, DART QUICKLY TO ONE SIDE. UNABLE TO CHANGE DIRECTION THE BULKY ANIMAL'S MOMENTUM WILL CARRY HIM A GOOD DISTANCE AWAY, ENABLING YOU TO CLIMB A TREE AND CALL FOR HELP. TOP TIP NUMBER 6.. RE-SPRAYING YOUR CAR? COVER IT WITH 'CLING-FILM' FIRST. THEN IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE COLOUR SIMPLY PEEL IT OFF AND TRY AGAIN. TOP TIP NUMBER 7.. DON'T PANIC WHEN BEING CHASED OVERLAND BY A CROCODILE. SIMPLY RUN IN A ZIG-ZAG FASHION. THESE LARGE REPTILES ARE ONLY ABLE TO RUN IN STRAIGHT LINES AND WILL BE CONFUSED BY YOUR CONSTANT CHANGES OF DIRECTION AND WILL SOON GIVE UP THE CHASE.. TOP TIP NUMBER 8.. BY JOINING TOGETHER DOZENS OF PAPER CLIPS YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF UP AN ATTRACTIVE CHAIN MAIN TANK TOP. IDEAL FOR A 'KNIGHT' OUT TOP TIP NUMBER 9.. BY FIXING A MIRROR TO YOUR CEILING YOU CAN EXAMINE YOUR FEET WITHOUT LOOKING DOWN. TOP TIP NUMBER 10.. SAVE TIME WHEN PLAYING DARTS BY ATTACHING A STRING TO EACH DART. AFTER THROWING,A SHARP TUG ON THE STRING WILL RETURN THE DART TO YOU. TOP TIP NUMBER 11.. HELP BLIND PEOPLE IN THE POST OFFICE BY LICKING THEIR STAMPS FOR THEM, OR TEACH THEIR DOGS TO DO SO. TOP TIP NUMBER 12.. HELP THE LOCAL POLICE BY POPPING INTO THE MORTUARY EVERY DAY TO SEE IF YOU CAN IDENTIFY ANY OF THE BODIES. TOP TIP NUMBER 13.. BY USING STRING, NAILS AND PULLIES IT IS POSSIBLE TO TURN THE TAPS IN YOUR BATHROOM FROM YOUR LIVING ROOM. TOP TIP NUMBER 14.. KEEP A HAMMER BY YOUR BED IN CASE A NAIL FALLS OUT OF THE CEILING AT NIGHT. TOP TIP NUMBER 15.. FILL A SHREDDDED WHEAT WITH PINK SOAP, AND HEY PRESTO! AN INEXPENSIVE BRILLO PAD! WELL, ENOUGH TOP TIPS. IF THAT LOT HASN'T CONVINCED YOU ALL TO BUY VIS, THEN MAYBE THESE FEW EXTRACTS WILL.... 10 THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT BREAKFAST...... 1. ALTHOUGH OUR ANCESTERS LOST THE BATTLE OF HASTINGS THE DID MANAGE TO DESTROY THE INVADING NORMANS' SUPPLY OF CROISSANTS BY SETTING THEM ON FIRE, A SCENE WHICH, AS EVERY SCHOOLBOY KNOWS, WAS VIVIDLY DEPICTED IN THE FAMOUS BAYEUX TAPESTRY. AFTER HIS VICTORY IN 1066, WILLIAM THE CONQUEROR WAS FORCED TO SAMPLE THE FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST, AND SOON BECAME ADDICTED TO BACON AND EGGS! 2. THE WORD 'BREAKFAST' IS LATIN, AND LITERALLY TRANSLATED MEANS TO 'STOP QUICKLY'. ROMAN SOLDIERS ON THE MARCH WERE ONLY ALLOWED ONE MINUTE TO STOP FOR THEIR MORNING MEAL, HENCE THE NAME. 3. KELLOGGS, BRITAIN'S FOREMOST BREAKFAST MANUFACTURERS, ARE FAMOUS FOR THE '57 VARIETIES' OF BREAKFAST CEREAL. NOWADAYS THEY MANUFACTURE MORE THAN 57 VARIETIES, AND SOME OF THEM, SUCH AS CORN FLAKES, THEY MAKE ESPECIALLY FOR THE QUEEN. 4. REG MORRIS OF WALSALL, WEST MIDLANDS, IS BRITAIN'S BIGGEST BREAKFAST EATER. HE TOOK ONLY 3 MINUTES 10 SECONDS TO EAT 96 SAUSAGES FOR BREAKFAST ONE MORNING IN DECEMBER 1986. 5. KIPPERS - A FLAT, BONY KIND OF FISH - ARE ANOTHER OF REG'S BREAKFAST FAVOURITES. HE SCOFFED 27 IN JUST UNDER 17 MINUTES IN MAY 1988. 6. REG IS ALSO A RECORD BREAKER WHEN IT COMES TO EATING FRANKFURTERS. HE FINISHED OFF 30 IN 64 SECONDS ON THE 10TH OF DECEMBER 1986. HOWEVER, HE HAD THESE FOR DINNER. 7. MANY OLD FOLK PREFER A PLATEFUL OF PRUNES TO PORRIDGE, WEETABIX OR PUFFA PUFFA RICE. GLUTTONOUS GRANS GULP DOWN THE DRIED PLUMS TO HELP MAKE THEIR BOWEL MOVEMENTS MORE REGULAR. 8. A 'BREAKFAST TV' IS A SMALL, PORTABLE BLACK AND WHITE TELEVISION WHICH CAN BE CARRIED INTO THE KITCHEN. 9. BREAKFAST HAS BEEN THE KEY INGREDIENT IN MANY POP SUCCESSES, AMONG THEM UB40'S 'BREAKFAST IN BED', SUPERTRAMP'S 'BREAKFAST IN AMERICA', AND COUNTLESS HITS BY SIXTIES CHART TOPPERS 'THE MARMALADE' 10. IN AUSTRALIA THEY ENJOY BREAKFAST - KANGAROO SAUSAGES, BACON AND EMU EGGS - LAST THING AT NIGHT BEFORE THEY GO TO BED! COME ON FLANNY, TURN THE T'PAU CD UP! LOUDER! LOUDER! WHAT! TURN IT DOWN A BIT! (YES, FLANNY IS STILL HERE, AND WILL BE FOR ABOUT ANOTHER 24 HOURS! WE FINALLY STOPPED COMPILING MENUS AT 5:30 AM THIS MORNING (23RD JUNE, 1990) AND GOT SOME SHUT EYE. SIX HOURS LATER WE WERE BOTH BACK AT OUR KEYBOARDS MAKING EVEN MORE MENUS FOR YOU TO ENJOY (AND ALSO REMOVING THE BUGS IN THE PROPORTIONAL SCROLLER!) I THINK I WILL NOW TAKE TIME OUT FROM THIS SCROLLER TO WRITE THE GREETINGS, BUT DON'T WORRY COS I WILL BE BACK AFTER THEM WITH MORE RUBBISH FOR YOU TO READ, AND HOPEFULLY FLANNY WILL HAVE FINISHED COPYING THE DISKS AND WILL HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY. THE LAW SENDS HIS GREETINGS TO: THE PILOT AND ANDY THE ARFLING (DEVPAC 2.08 HA! HA! HA! - YOU SHOULD USE 2.02!) DACK AND PHILL (OOOPS, MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE BEFORE THE BBC, BUT IN THE IMORTAL WORDS OF EGB - 'WHO CARES?') EGB AND THE REST OF THE SUB HUMANS (NICE SOUNDTRACKER MENU!) THE PYROTECHNICS (NICE OVERSCAN CODE, IGNITOR!) COR BLIMEY (IS ANYONE ELSE IN IT EXCEPT NEIL?) SHARAZ JEK VAPOUR AXE OF DELIGHT (THE MEGA SIERRA MAN!) OZZWALD (NEWER OWNERS ARE NOW SAYING 'WHO?') THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK (APPOLLO, DIO AND UNCLE SCROOGE - PITY SCROOGE WILL BE IN SPAIN THAT WEEKEND, APPOLLO!) WELL, NOW I WILL SEND SOME PERSONAL GREETINGS TO PEOPLE WHO I KNOW... HI TO: MOB, MAL, COL, BOB, THE MASK, THE MEGAMIGHTY HOMEBOY (MEGA EGO TRIP HERE, EH?) AND ANYONE ELSE I KNOW. COULD NIK OF THE DREAM WEAVERS GIVE HIS PICTURE TO MAL AGAIN PLEASE! EXTERNAL GREETING TO RESPECTED PEOPLE ARE SENT TO: THE REPLICANTS THE UNION (ESPECIALLY MAD MAX, TEX AND THE CAREBEARS) THE EMPIRE MIGHTY CLOG THE MEDWAY BOY (THAT WAS NOT A TYPO!) WAS (NOT WAS) SEWER SOFTWARE (KEEP ON DOC'IN AND WE'LL KEEP HACK'IN! - RACE YOU TO 400!) HYPER SPECIAL JUMP STATED MEGA INSERTED GREETINGS TO KHALID AND ABID (LONG TIME NO SEE, GUYS!) WHERE'S RAMESH, I NEED SOME COFFEE! (THAT WAS A RAVE FROM THE GRAVE, LETS HAVE SOME MORE OLDIE SLOGANS!) DON'T JEST WITH THE BEST DON'T JEST WITH THE BEST AUTOMATION ARE THE COMPACTION MASTERS AUTOMATION ARE THE COMPACTION MASTERS BIRDY IS A DICKHEAD BIRDY IS A DICKHEAD BIRDY IS A DICKHEAD (SORRY, BIRDY, I DON'T MEAN IT. I JUST REPEATED IT!) BOTH GAMES ON THIS DISK REQUIRE ONE MEG (WHOOOPS, WE ARE GETTING RID OF THESE AT PRESENT! MY BACKSPACE ISN'T WORKING (LIE), SO I CAN'T DELETE THIS!) 'AND WHERE IS THE BATMAN?' WHO CARES? THAT FILM WAS OVER RATED CRAP! WELL, WHAT CAN I TALK ABOUT NOW..... LETS TALK ABOUT THALION GAMES, OR SHOUD THAT BE THALION DEMOS. WELL, TO BE FAIR. WARP AND TERAMIS ARE GREAT. SHAOLIN IS AVERAGE AND THE REST ARE BORING. THE ENDING ON JAMBALA NARKED ME OFF AND ATOMIX GETS VERY HARD AFTER ABOUT 15 LEVELS. CREDIT WHERE IT IS DUE THOUGH. THE MUSIC IS 'EXCEPTION'AL IN ALL THESE GAMES AND MR JOCHEN HIPPEL PLAYS THE SOUNDCHIP LIKE NO ONE ELSE IN THE WORLD! TALKING OF 'WORLD CLASS', HAVE I MENTIONED THE T SHIRTS IN THIS SCROLL? LET ME CHECK. NO. OH, WELL. THE T SHIRT ARE MEGA FANTASTIC AND I WANT ANOTHER ONE EGB. SO DOES FLANNY. SO DOES APPOLLO. SO DOES THE PILOT. SO DOES ANDY THE ARFLING. VAPOUR DOESN'T WANT ONE, BUT THEN HE HAS NO TASTE (ONLY JOKING VAPOUR! PS, I LIKED YOUR DIGI PIC THAT EGB SENT ME! VERY LIFE LIKE! HOW DO YOU KEEP YOUR NOSE SO SHINY?) HOW LONG IS THIS TEXT NOW, I HAVE BEEN TYPING FOR OVER AN HOUR HERE! WAIT A MO WHILE I ASSEMBLE IT! WOW! IT WAS 8202 BEFORE I JUST TYPED IN THIS SENTENCE, SO NOW IT'S BIGGER AGAIN! HOW ABOUT HELPING ME OUT HERE FLANNY? 'WHAT?' HE SAYS.. 'DOING THIS TEXT' I SAY 'OOOH' HE SAYS, WELL NEVER MIND, I'LL JUST CARRY ON ON MY OWN, BURNIN' UP THE BYTES ONE BY ONE UNTIL THE ST RUNS OUT OF RAM (THAT IS NOT VERY LIKELY!) ANOTHER THING THAT I HAVE BEEN NARKED OFF ABOUT LATELY IS A CERTAIN 'SIMON' OTHERWISE KNOWN AS 'THE RED SHADE DIGI PIC MAN' IF HE TELLS ME I RIPPED HIM OFF AGAIN I WILL CERTAINLY KILL HIM! I SWAPPED OVER 2000 QUIDS WORTH OF COMPUTER EQUIPMENT (INCLUDING OVER 1000 QUIDS WORTH OF ORIGINAL SOFTWARE! YES I DID SAY ORIGINAL!) FOR A 300 QUID MIDI KEYBOARD AND NOW I CONSTANTLY GET 'YOU RIPPED ME OFF YOU DID' EVERY TIME I SEE HIM. WELL, IF YOU 'AIN'T GOT ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY, GO AWAY AND BUG SOMEONE ELSE. AND WE DON'T 'ALL HATE YOU' AS YOU KEEP SAYING. APART FROM THE 'YOU RIPPED ME OFF' ATTACKS I THINK YOU ARE OK AND ARE WELCOME TO COME FOR A VISIT ANY DAY, MATE! SO THERE! LET'S HOPE THAT WE CAN PUT A STOP TO THAT, EH SIMON? (LOOK AT IT THIS WAY, AT LEAST IT GOT YOU FAME ON AN AUTOMATION SCROLLER! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE?) TIME IS GETTING ON AND AFTER TWO HOURS OF TYPING I AM TAKING A BREAK, SO I AM NOW GOING TO SAVE THIS AND I WILL RETURN (WITH FLANNY) LATER ON TONIGHT! BYE BYE FOR A WHILE ZZZZZZZZZZ HI THERE FOLKS THIS IS FLANNY JUMPING ON THE KEYBOARD WHILE THE LAW IS ON THE BOG .......UM......UM......UMMMMMM.....OH NO LAW SAYS MY SECOND DRIVE HAS JUST PACKED UP. IT MUST BE THE HUNDRED MENUS YOU HAVE JUST COPIED...... OH, HE SAYS IT'S ALL RIGHT NOW... GOOD, CAN I HAVE SOME MORE PLEASE (CRIES OF GO HOME YOU GIT! EMANATING FROM THE CORNER OF THE ROOM!) WHERE'S THE COCA COLA? A COKE OF ANY OTHER NAME JUST ISN'T THE SAME (AND AT 89 PENCE FROM THE LAW'S LOCAL CHIPPY (WHICH HE SAYS IS CRAP AND TASTES LIKE BOILED RUBBER!) HAD BETTER BE THE REAL THING!) COCA-COLA KILLS GUT CELLS...... WHAT'S ON THE TELLY LAW? 'THREE JOYSTICKS, A REMOTE CONTROL, A MAP OF THE WORLD ROLLED UP AND A CUSHION!' CAME THE REPLY..... YEAH! WELL I'VE GOT EIGHT IRON MAIDEN POSTCARDS AND A MARILLION ONE! BEAT THAT! (MESSAGE TO APPOLLO! THEY WILL EITHER BE SCANNED OF DIGITISED VERY SOON!) I THINK THIS MENU WAS CODED FOR SCRATCH EXCEPTIONALLY F.A.S.T. WITH HARDLY A PROBLEM IN THE CODE (BUT LOTS WRONG WITH THE CHARACTER SET APPARENTLY. I'M SURE LAW COULD HAVE ALTERED THE CODE EASIER!) HERE IS A LITTLE HISTORY ABOUT THIS MENU..... CONCIEVED: 24TH JULY, 1990 AT 12:50PM TITLE DRAGGED ONTO DISK AT 1:05PM WORK STARTED ON PICTURE AT 1:10PM (COMPOSED BY MERGING TWO PICTURES FROM TUCKER BECAUSE FLANNY COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO DRAW A LOGO GOING DOWN THE SIDE OF THE SCREEN, SO I TOOK FIVE MINUTES TO DRAW THIS AND SLAPPED IT ON! (THE LAW LIKES IT!) WITH THE NUMBER, AND THEN JUST THE ODD TOUCHING UP SO THIS PICTURE IS A JOINT EFFORT BETWEEN TUCKER AND FLANNY OF THE IRS) WORK STARTED ON CODE AT 1:10PM ON MY FATHERS COMPUTER (THANX DAD!) BY THE LAW. BY THIS TIME FLANNY HAD FINISHED AND WAS DOING ANOTHER PICTURE WHICH I SHALL USE ON THE NEXT DISK. CODE FINISHED AT 1:30PM (COO, THAT WAS QUICK (AND A LIE!) WASN'T IT.... IT REALLY TOOK ONLY 21 MINUTES! HA! HA! HA! IF YOU BELIEVE THIS YOU'LL BELIEVE ANYTHING! FINAL MENU ASSEMBLED AT 1:50PM, SO YOU SEE IT REALLY TOOK A LOT LONGER THAN WE JUST TOLD YOU COS WE WERE LYING! WE PUT MORE EFFORT INTO THIS MENU THAN ANY OF THE OTHERS DONE THIS WEEKEND! AND NOW FOR ALL YOU STAR TREK FANS.... AUTOMATION THE FINAL FRONTIER THESE ARE THE CONTINUING HACKS OF THE MEGA CREW 'AUTOMATION' THEIR ON GOING MISSION TO BOLDLY HACK WHERE NO ALIEN HAS HACKED BEFORE (AND EVER WILL. YES YOUR GUESSED IT. THIS IS THE ALIEN PUT DOWN PART OF THIS MENU! WHICH IS BURIED IN ALL AUTOMATION CD'S SOMEWHERE, NOT ALWAYS IN THE SCROLL TEXT, OR EVEN IN THE MENU CODE!) WHOOOOOSH! WHOOOOSH! CAPTAIN PARANOID ON THE BRIDGE, ADMIRAL! SECURITY, ARREST THIS JERK! WHOOOOOSH! WHOOOOSH! LAW AND FLANNY ON THE BRIDGE! QUICK, FLANNY, ASSUME THE CRAPTALK STATION WHILE I TAKE THE DEVPAC SEAT! UHURA SAYS.... CAPTAIN LAW.... ALIEN ON THE STARBOARD BOW! FLANNY SAYS.... ARM PHOTON TORPEDOES LOCK ON TARGETS..... SHIELDS UP! LAW.... FIRE ON COMMAND! THREE TWO ONE FIRE! GLANCING HIT TO HIS PORT SIDE BUTTOCKS! UHURA..... OH MY GOD, CAPTAIN! HE'S ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING..... LAW.... QUICK FLANNY, DEFLECTORS TO FULL INTENSITY. HOW CAN WE SURVIVE AN ALIEN TEXT! FIRE ALL PHASERS, AND JUST TO MAKE SURE, DROP A FEW NOVA BOMBS IN THE AREA AND WARP US OUT OF HERE SULU! VROOOM! VROOOM! WHOOOSH! (SORRY, I CAN'T SPELL THE WARP SPEED NOISES!) SULU... WARP FACTOR THREE, CAPTAIN. KEEP HER STEADY, HOLD YOUR COURSE! SPOCK.... SENSORS DETECT NO BRAIN LIFE IN HIS AREA.... FLANNY... NO CHANGE THERE THEN! NOW ARRIVING AT EARTH, CAPTAIN. HOME AT LAST AND BACK TO PSEUDO-REALITY..... THAT WAS CULE WAS IT NOT (SORRY PILOT, JUST SEEING WHAT IT LOOK LIKE. YOU'RE RIGHT. 'CULE' IS A CRAP WORD! ONLY AMIGA 'LAMERS' (STOP USING THIS WORD!) COULD THINK IT UP!) HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING THIS FOR THEN..... QUITE A WHILE..... WE 'AIN'T DONE YET, GUYS AND GALS......... HELLO? ANYONE THERE? OH MY GOD! THEY HAVE ALL GONE! WHAT A WASTE OF TEXT! HANG ON, OY! YOU! I CAN SEE YOU HIDING BEHIND THAT SETTEE. WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, 'DOCTOR WHO?' COME ON OUT I WON'T KILL YOU (UNLESS YOU ARE AL(AME)IEN!) COME ON! PLEASE READ ME, OTHERWISE I AM WASTING MY TIME TYPING THIS IN. WHADDYA MEAN YOU'VE BEEN READING FOR AGES! I DON'T BELIEVE YOU! I SAW YOU NIPPING OUT TO MAKE THE TEA EARLIER ON.... HERE IS A GOOD TRICK. BY NOW IF YOU HAVEN'T TAKEN YOUR EYES FROM THIS SCROLL LINE QUICKLY LOOK AT THE TOP CORNER OF YOUR ROOM AND WATCH IN AMAZEMENT AS IT WAVES AROUND YOUR HEAD! YOU DON'T GET SPECIAL EFFECTS LIKE THAT IN CRAP JAPANESE MONSTER FILMS! AND WE HAVE NO BUDGET! YOU ONLY GET SPECIAL EFFECTS LIKE THIS WITH THE ONE AND ONLY..... YES, YOU'VE GUESSED IT...... AUTOMATION..... TECHNICOLOUR OR WHAT? I'VE GOT A GAME..... YEAH! BUT I 'AINT GOT A DISK DRIVE..... BOOO! BUT IT'S ON ROM..... YEAH! BUT IT'S AN 8 BIT CART..... BOOO! BUT I'VE GOT A MARK I SPECTRUM..... YEAH! BUT IT'S CRAP..... BOOO! BUT AT LEAST IT WORKS..... YEAH! BUT THE POWER PACK JUST EXPLODED..... BOOO! BUT WE HAVE BATTERIES..... YEAH! BUT THEY 'AIN'T DURACELL..... BOOO! BUT I HAVE AN ELECTRICALLY CONDUCTING ORANGE..... YEAH! BUT THAT'S NO BLOODY USE, COS FLANNY JUST ATE IT..... BOOO! BUT AT LEAST HE CHOKED..... YEAH! BUT THIS RHYME IS CRAP..... BOOO! SO WE'LL FINISH THIS BIT..... YEAH! BUT WE'LL CARRY ON WITH THE REST OF THIS SCROLL..... BOOO! MEANWHILE, IN ANOTHER PART THE UK, THE REST OF AUTOMATION ARE SLEEPING. I WONDER I SHARAZ IS UP. OH, YES. IT'S QUARTER PARS THREE IN THE AFTERNOON DOWN THERE! THERE NOW FOLLOWS THE LIBERAL ALLIANCE MANIFESTO ########################################################### THERE, THAT WAS INTERESTING! IT LIKED THEM THOUGH, SO HAVE SOME MORE... ########### INTERESTING DEFINITIONS FROM THE DICTIONARY.... ZENDAVESTA: THE SPIRIT OR GENERAL OUTLOOK OF A SPECIFIC TIME OR PERIOD (WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?) ZERO GRAVITY: WHEN YOU LOOK DOWN AND SEE YOUR HEAD! CHRONIOMESH: A SMALL LUMP OF FLUFF FOUND AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER WHILE YOU ARE HANGING OUT THE WASHING YOGA: STRANGE POSITIONS IN WHICH YOU PLACE YOUR BODY THAT A NORMAL PERSON WOULD NEVER DREAM OF PLACING THEMSELVES IN XYLOPHONE: THE INSTRUMENT PLAYED BY THAT FAT GIT MAGNUS PIKEM, AND DEVELOPED INTO A CRAP SOUND BY ROLF 'CRAP ARTIST' HARRIS! WORKBENCH: THE JUNK THAT YOU HAVE TO LOAD INTO AN AMIGA BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE WILL WORK VOX POPPULE: A SMALL FURRY RODENT FOUND IN OUTER MONGOLIA PITY: THE THING YOU DON'T HAVE WHEN YOU STAMP ON A SPIDER CRAPTALK: THIS SCROLLTEXT UTTER CRAPTALK: AN ALIEN SCROLLTEXT THAT'S ENOUGH DEFINITIONS FOR NOW, MAYBE MORE LATER ON THIS MORNING YES, IT IS 3:57AM, SO IF THIS IS WIERD, YOU KNOW WHY! THIS TEXT HAS BEEN TYPED IN OVER A PERIOD OF 8 HOURS AND WE ARE STILL GOING STRONG MESSAGE TO MOB (IF YOU ARE STILL THERE!) I WILL SEND YOUR ORIGINALS BACK SOON.... HONEST.... WE ARE NOW DISCUSSING HOW THIS MENU LOOKS (IT IS RUNNING ON THE OTHER ST) AND YES, WE ARE QUITE CHUFFED WITH IT! SO THERE! IN FACT WE THINK IT IS 'CULE' (WHOOPS, SORRY AGAIN PILOT!) ARE YOU FED UP WITH THIS MUSIC YET? WELL TOUGH! ALIEN IS STILL HERE COS HE WANTS TO SEE IF HE GETS SLAGGED OFF AGAIN! OK THEN, APPOLOGIES TIME.. I DIDN'T MEAN TO TYPE HIS NAME AGAIN, SO SORRY FOR FORCING YOU TO READ IT! FLANNY ASKED ME TO TYPE SOMETHING ABOUT 'TESCO' WHAT IS HE ON? WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT TESCO? I SHOP AT 'ASDA' WHERE MONEY GOES FURTHER! THERE, THAT SHOULD PLEASE THE PEOPLE AT ASDA. SPECIAL HI TO THE LADY AT THE COMPLAINTS DEP. IN ASDA CARDIFF WHO IS ALWAYS MEGA POLITE AND GOES OUT OF HER WAY TO HELP VICTIMS OF UNWANTED PRESENTS..... AAAAAAAARGHHH! FLANNY IS BLEEDING! HE SHOULDN'T HAVE PICKED THAT ZIT ON HIS ARM THEN SHOULD HE? BLOOD OUT OF A PRATT! WOW! AMAZING! IN A SIMILAR VEIN (PUN INTENDED) I HAD A NOSEBLEED WHILE I WAS SLEEPING LAST NIGHT AND I DID NOT REALISE UNTIL I BLEW MY NOSE.. I BET YOU REALLY WANTED TO KNOW THAT! DIMENSIONS OF FLANNY'S BLOOD CLOT ARE: 4MM X 5MM X 3MM (AND HE SAYS IT TASTES AWFUL!) YES, WELL, UM WHAT NOW..... MAYBE A POSSIBLE WRAP...... NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ARE YOU STILL THERE! GIVE THAT READER A GOLDEN MENU....... ALL OUR DISKS ARE GOLDEN QUALITY (EXCEPT THE CRAP ONES!) FLANNY WANTS TO GREET SOME PEOPLE, IF THEY ARE STILL THERE..... FLANNY SAYS HI TO: FLANNY, THE LAW (THANX FLANNY, BUT WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL ME!), NOOKEY, TUCKER, COL, THE MAGNIFICENT MO (MUSIC WAS TOTAL CRAP MATE! FROM LAW!), SPIKE (UP HIS BOTTOM? ANOTHER LAW EDIT!) QUOZ (IS HE FRENCH, FLANNY?) GRUEY MD (THE LAW SAYS THANKS FOR SMUGGLING MY PIRATES OUT OF THE ATARI SHOW FOR ME, MATE, I OWE YOU ONE! HA! FOOLED YA MR HAY!) STUMPY (THE LAW SAYS 'NO COMMENT') KAYLE (WHAT A SILLY NAME) PIP (OR IS IT PAP?) VAUGHN (ARE YOU REALLY AS FAT AS FLANNY SAYS? I HAVE HEARD ABOUT SMALLER COUNTRIES!) AND WHOEVER DID THE MUSIC FROM 3D DOC IN QUARTET (SORRY, BUT I DON'T KNOW YOUR NAMES!) HI MUM! LOOK, NO HANDS! LOOK, NO INTERESTING TEXT EITHER! YO! BRIAN! YOUR TIE IS CRAP, MATEY! LOOK, I'VE HAD A SHAVE! OWENS, AND WHAT'S HIS NAME, OH, GOD! FLANNY'S NUMBER ONE AMIGA CONTACT, ERR... (IS HE REALLY SO GOOD YOU CAN'T REMEMBER HIS NAME??) CHRIS.? AND DACK....... RAP RAP RAPPITY RAP... THAT'S A CRAP SONG, NOT THE WRAP, STUPID! WRAP WRAP WRAPPITY WRAP... THAT'S THE END OF THIS CRAP! WRAP WRAP WRAPPITY WRAP... WRAP WRAP WRAP LETS WRAP THE WRAP (AT 4:17AM, SO THERE!) HANG ON A MO! FLANNY SAID IT'S 4:20AM OH, MY GOD. IF HIS WATCH ISN'T SYNCHRONIES, THEN THE BOMB UNDER MY CHAIR WILL GO OFF ANY SECON...... ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH! BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!! GET ME OFF THE ROOF, WILL YA FLANNY ME OL' MATE! NO, GET LOST! HA! I HAVE CONTROL OF THESE LITTLE PLASTIC PIECES STUCK ON YOUR ST CONNECTED TO ALL THE OTHER BITS OF PLASTIC AND SILICON. I DIDN'T WANT TO WRAP THEN.......... THUMP! ARGHH! LAW JUST LANDED ON ME! LOOK, FLAN, I SAID WRAP... KPOW K-SPLATT I WANNA LOOP LOOK HERE FLANNY, I WANNA WRAP, LOOPING IS CRAP.... NO IT AIN'T WRAP IS CRAP. THE LAST WORD MUST BE LOOP. WRAP LOOP WRAP LOOP WRAP LOOP WRAP LOOK HANG ON A MINUTE... HOW ABOUT 'THE END' AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVERY AFTER UNTIL THEY RAN OUT OF BLANK DISKS AND STARTED BICKERING ABOUT ME OWING HIM ONE FROM TWO CHRISTMASES AGO! THE REAL END! (AS IN THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS!) TALKING OF GHOSTBUSTERS, THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS IS A BRILL CARTOON, ANYWAY IF WE DON'T STOP NOW WE WON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ON THE NEXT ONE, SO BYE BYE FOR REAL(AND WE MEAN IT!) |
#297a Quote:| READ THE SCROLLER FIRST DUDES! VAPOUR PRESENTS AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NO.297A PRESS A TO I FOR MUSIC..... 0 FOR TOGGLING HERTZ.... PRESS 1 FOR TENNIS CUP [YOUR GAME IS SAVED TO THE LAST TRACK ON THIS DISK SO DO NOT FILL UP THIS DISK OR ELSE].... PRESS 2 FOR VIKING CHILD [THIS GAME IS COOL AND IT TOOK A WHILE TO PACK SINCE IT IS GETTING ON FOR 2 MEG OF DATA IN 130 PLUS FILES. ONLY THE INTRO IS ON THIS DISK SO WHEN THE MAIN INTRODUCTION IS UP AND RUNNING INSERT DISK 297B BEFORE PRESSING BUTTONS TO SKIP THE INTRO AS I DID NOT BOTHER WRITING A CHECK DISK ROUTINE [NO TIME SEE! BABY DUE TOMORROW AND I INTEND TO OVERTAKE DONALD CAMPBELL ON THE MOTORWAY IN THE MORNING IN ORDER TO BE AT THE BIRTH]. THANKS TO MEGA GOOD CONTACT MOB FOR ALL THE ORIGINALS RECENTLY [VIKING CHILD ON THIS MENU] AND THANKS TO LUDOVIC FOR TENNIS CUP..... OK SINCE THIS IS A COOL CD I WILL HAVE A GOOD TYPING SESSION! FIRST OF ALL WE HAVE NOT BEEN SLAGGING PEOPLE OFF EVEN IF THEY DESERVE IT APART FROM THE LAW HAVING A FEW WORDS ABOUT DEREK MD. LEAVE HIM ALONE LAWRENCE [AT LEAST IN OUR SCROLLTEXTS. IF YOU WANT TO SLAG HIM OFF THEN DO IT OVER THE PHONE. HIS NUMBER IS 081 ........] JUST KIDDING DEREK! ANYWAY! BACK TO THE PLOT. IT SEEMS RUMOUR HAS IT THAT OTHER GROUPS STILL SEEM TO SLAG US SO IF IT CONTINUES THEY MAY FIND SLAGGINGS BACK IN OUR MENUS BUT WITHOUT FOUR LETTER EXPLETIVES [DICKHEADS HAS MORE THAN FOUR LETTERS]. SOME OF THESE RUMOURS INCLUDE THE POMPEY PIRATES SLAGGING US ON THE BBS AS IF TO THINK WE WOULD NOT KNOW ABOUT IT! WHAT WITH NOT HAVING A MODEM AN ALL BUT WE DO HAVE PLENTY OF MODEM CONTACTS WHO KEEP US INFORMED. I THOUGHT THERE WAS GOING TO BE AN END TO SLAGGING DES AND THE ALIEN! ALSO THIS IS THE CD 297. IT SEEMS THERE IS A PRATT OUT THERE TRYING TO SPOIL THINGS FOR US BY MAKING UP AUTOMATION MENUS WHICH ARE NOT AUTOMATION MENUS. IF THIS IS ALL THE COMPETITION CAN COME UP WITH THEN GOOD LUCK TO YOU! CHECK OUT THE CD LIST ON CD 300 FOR THE REAL AUTOMATION MENUS. WHOEVER IS MAKING THESE CRAP BOGUS MENUS IS DEAD MEAT AS WE WILL SUSS YOU OUT SOONER OR LATER. ON A LIGHTER NOTE! WILL SOMEONE SEND ME AN ORIGINAL OF ANY OF THOSE GAMES THAT OTHER GROUPS CLAIM IS THEIRS SO I [VAPOUR] CAN HACK IT PACK IT AND THEN RAM IT DOWN THEIR THROATS AS I AM SICK OF SUCH CHILDISH BICKERING. I READ RECENTLY ON FOF 1 THAT THEY CLAIM OZZWALDS PACK OF DEMONS WINTER IS THEIRS. WELL HERE IS A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A CD CALLED 183 WHICH WAS NOT RELEASED BY US BUT BY SOMEONE WHO COPIED A DISK THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE COPIED AT THE TIME. THE REASON WAS THAT OZZ DID PACK A GAME THAT SEEMED TO HAVE CORRUPT GRAPHICS IN PARTS OF THE GAME. ANYHOW! RECENTLY I SPENT AGES PACKING THE DATA FILES OF ANOTHER VERSION HOPING TO FIND THE CORRUPT FILE. I DID NOT FIND IT SO I SPENT HOURS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT CAUSED THE CORRUPT DATA AND FOUND IT TO BE A FEW FILES WHICH WERE PACKED WRONG. SO NOW YOU SHOULD HAVE A DEMONS WINTER CRACKED BY OZZ WITH VAPOUR PRESENTS ON IT AS I WROTE THE NEW LOADER AND FIXED THE BUG. IF THIS GAME WAS CRACKED BY FOF THEN THEY HAD BETTER PROVE IT. IN FACT THE ONLY MENUS I HAVE SEEN OF THEIRS CONTAIN NOTHING BUT REPLICANT AND EMPIRE CRACKS WHICH LEADS TO TO BELIEVE THAT ALTHOUGH THIS CREW DO GOOD PACKS [DMA FILE VERSIONS] THEY LACK CRACKING TALENT WHICH IN MY BOOK IS BETTER DEFINED AS LAMERS. THEY HAVE NOT EVEN WRITTEN THEIR OWN PACKER UNLIKE THE POMPEY PIRATES [NICE PACKER JPM] AND THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE USED MOST OF OUR PACKERS AND DO NOT GREET US ANNOYS ME SOMEWHAT. THEY EVEN CHANGED THE TEXT TO SAY PACKED BY FOF INSTEAD OF JEK PACKER OR AUTOMATION PACKER ETC. THEY MAY ARGUE THAT THEY NOW USE THE ICE PACKER BUT EVEN AXE OF DELIGHT WOULD TELL THEM IT IS MODIFIED FROM AUTOMATION 2.3. COSTA RICA 1 SCOTLAND 0 HA! HA! HAAAAAAA! ZAIRE PERU IRAN NEW ZEALAND. GREETINGS TO [GREAT HACKERS] THE REPLICANTS DELIGHT MCA THE MIGHTY CLOG THE EMPIRE AND MOST OF AUTOMATION...... [FRIENDS SUPPLIERS AND ARTISTS] MOB DEREK MD PURSY XERUD IAN.C WAYNE EDITMAN HAL AHA THE STARKS THE LOST BOYS MIKE OF HOTLINE THE HOMEBOY THE PILOT KAM MERLIN OBERJE FINGERBOBS THE CMT NIK OF THE QUARTET AND ALL THE MANY OTHERS WITHOUT PSEUDONYMS WHO GET ME THE ODD ORIGINAL....... MY BLANK IS MIND AT THE MO SO IF I MISSED ANYONE OUT THEN MAYBE NEXT TIME...... AND NOW A QUICK WORD FROM THE PILOT...... I BET HE DRINKS CARLING BLACK NAME TAG....... IF YOU RECEIVE THIS DISK WITHOUT 297B THEN YOU ARE RUBBER DUCKED PLASTIC CHICKEN!!!!!! , THE COOL GRAFIX ON THIS MENU WERE DONE BY PURSY AND THE BORDER FONT BY XERUD. ALL HACKING PACKING AND MUSIC RIPPING BY VAPOUR. MENU CODE BY EGB...... MORE TO READ ON 297B...... |
#297b Quote:| VAPOUR PRESENTS AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NO.297B NOTHING RUNNABLE HERE! JUST A MENU TO SAY THIS CONTAINS ALL THE GAME DATA OF VIKING CHILD! MEGA GAME AND A MEGA PACK BY VAPOUR. THIS MUSIC IS TYPICAL WHITTAKER TRASH. GREETINGS TO [GREAT HACKERS] THE REPLICANTS DELIGHT MCA THE MIGHTY CLOG THE EMPIRE AND MOST OF AUTOMATION...... [FRIENDS SUPPLIERS AND ARTISTS] MOB DEREK MD PURSY XERUD IAN.C WAYNE EDITMAN HAL AHA THE STARKS THE LOST BOYS MIKE OF HOTLINE THE HOMEBOY THE PILOT KAM MERLIN OBERJE FINGERBOBS THE CMT NIK OF THE QUARTET AND ALL THE MANY OTHERS WITHOUT PSEUDONYMS WHO GET ME THE ODD ORIGINAL....... MY BLANK IS MIND AT THE MO SO IF I MISSED ANYONE OUT THEN MAYBE NEXT TIME...... IF YOU RECEIVE THIS DISK WITHOUT 297A THEN YOU ARE RUBBER DUCKED PLASTIC CHICKEN!!!!!! , THE COOL GRAFIX ON THIS MENU WERE DONE BY THE CMT FROM SWEDEN! SEND US MORE PLEASE! THE JACK FONT IS BY XERUD. ALL HACKING PACKING AND MUSIC RIPPING BY VAPOUR. MENU CODE BY EGB...... MORE TO READ ON 297A SO KICK IT UP AN A READ IT ALL! YOU MIGHT JUST FIND IT TERESTING...... I HAVE NOT HAD THE PLEASURE OR THE MISADVENTURE OF VISITING AN ATARI SHOW FOR NEARLY 2 YEARS NOW BUT I HOPE TO MAKE IT TO THE NEXT ONE IN SEPTEMBER 1990. I WILL NOT BE WEARING AN AUTOMATION WORLD CLASS TEE SHIRT AS I DO NOT WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH THE UGLY BUNCH WHO WORE THEM AT THE LAST SHOW. EVEN LIZ TAYLOR MANAGED A FACE LIFT AND SHE DID NOT LOOK THAT BAD! NO OFFENSE GUYS! JUST WINDING YOU ALL UP A LITTLE! WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT DEREK MD IS THE SPITTING IMAGE OF WHICKSY FROM EASTENDERS? IF YOU WANT THE LATEST MENUS AT THE NEXT SHOW THEN WE WILL BE AT THE PSYGNOSIS HEADQUARTERS!!!!!! WOW! CHECK OUT THE TV AND HIT ME WITH THEM HOWARD DEVOTO LYRICS! YOU SHOULD NOT BE STILL READING THIS OR LISTENING TO THIS CRAPPY TOON SO PLUG IN 297A AND KICK SOME BUTTS WITH THE VIKING CHILD. I GUESS THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING LATELY I MUST HAVE STOLEN THIS HACK SO I WILL LET YOU INTO A LITTLE SECRET. I STOLE THIS CRACK AND PACK FROM WAS NOT WAS AND TEXT EDITED HIS WORTHLESS NAME FROM THE GAME. DO YA THINK THAT WAS CONVINCING. WELL YA BETTER BELIEVE IT COS VAPOUR RIPS OFF ALL WAS NOT WAS HACKS. WHAT A LAMER! HE SHOULD NOT BE IN AUTOMATION! WHY WILL NO ONE KICK HIM OUT? WELL ITS SIMPLE SEE BUT I WILL NOT LET YOU INTO MY LITTLE SECRET. ALMOST TIME TO SHUT THE VAPPUTER DOWN FOR THE NIGHT AND OFF TO DRIZZLY WOLVERHAMPTON IN THE VAPVAN TO DIG SOME HOLES IN SOME RECENTLY TARMACKED PAVEMENT. HARDLINES WEDNESFILED BUT NICE PAVEMENTS WILL NOT PROVIDE YOU WITH CLEAN WATER! BRING BACK ANGIN FOR EVERYONE! CASTRATE THE RAPISTS! I SEE FROM THE TV THAT THE BARBICAN LOUTS ARE OUT OF THEIR TREE AGAIN! EXCUSE ME! YOUR FLIES UNDONE! |
#298 Quote:| # AUTOMATION CD 298 # WE CAN'T TYPE MUCH HERE 'COS THERE ISN'T MUCH SPACE ON THIS DISK! AT THE TIME OF TYPING I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THIS MENU WILL FIT AT ALL, BUT I HOPE IT WILL, OTHERWISE THIS TEXT IS REDUNDANT! [ % [ % [ % [ % [ % [ % THIS IS THE SEVENTH DISK RELEASED BY THE LAW/FLANNY THIS WEEKEND, AND THERE WILL BE ANOTHER ONE OR TWO TO FOLLOW, DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH TIME WE HAVE GOT.... AFTER STAYING UP FOR TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW TO BRING YOU THESE DISKS, ANY CONTRIBUTIONS OF BRAND NEW ANTI-SLEEP TABLETS SHOULD BE SENT TO ANY AUTOMATION MEMBER FOR US. WHY DO WE BOTHER TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT JUST TO GIVE YOU MORE SOFTWARE? WELL, IT MUST BE BECAUSE WE ARE WARM, GENEROUS, KINDLY TYPES OF PEOPLE WHO GO OUT OF OUR WAY TO HELP YOU..... THIS DOESN'T JUST GO FOR AUTOMATION, 'COS I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT EVERY CREW IN THE WORLD SOMETIMES HAS ALL NIGHT SESSIONS ON THE COMPUTER (EVEN THE POMPEY PIRATES!) SO THIS IS THE 'I KNOW HOW YOU ALL FEEL, GUYS!' MENU............... WELL KNACKERED! HACKITY HACKITY HACK! TIME TO DO THE END OF THIS SCROLLER! (BET YOU THOUGHT I WOULD TYPE 'WRAP' THERE!) SEE YOU ALL ON CD 199, WHERE FLANNY AND MYSELF WILL HAVE ANOTHER GOOD, LONG(ISH) TYPE..... BYE BYE FOR ONE DISK...... |
#299 Quote:| # AUTOMATION CD 299 # WELL, TO START OFF I MUST SEND A MEGA GREET TO MOB FOR THE COPY OF THIRD COURIER! WITH THAT DONE IT'S ONTO ANOTHER FLANNY/LAW TEXT..... WITH A BIT OF LUCK 'MAL MEGA SUPPLIER' WILL ARRIVE HERE IN THE 'BUNKER' VERY SOON, PERHAPS WE WILL BE ABLE TO GET HIM TO WRITE SOME TEXT FOR US.... THAT SHOULD BE INTERESTING.... AND NOW A WORD ABOUT THE PICTURES USED BY US IN THE LAST FEW MENUS..... THEY ALL LOOK A BIT SIMILAR, DON'T THEY? THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE FROM A SERIES OF PICTURES BY TUCKER CALLED 'APPLE' I THINK THEY ARE GREAT, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. THIS MUSIC IS GETTING AROUND A BIT NOW, ISN'T IT! STILL, I LIKE THAT AS WELL (BUT I'LL LISTEN TO ANY MAD MAX TUNE!) HANG ON A MO, I THINK SOMEONES AT THE DOOR........ OOOOPS, SORRY, IT WAS A DRUM BEAT IN THE TUNE...... MESSAGE TO ANYONE I SWAP WITH.... PLEASE SEND ME BLANKS IF YOU WANT THE CD'S 'COS I CAN'T AFFORD TO SEND MY ONLY ONES OUT ALL OVER THE COUNTRY...... I DON'T MIND COPYING THEM, EXCEPT WHEN I HAVE TO USE MY DISKS AND I DON'T HAVE MANY LEFT, AND THAT REALY NARKS ME OFF!!! THE HOMEBOY SENDS HIS GREETING TO........ ROBBIE G! AND ROB K (I DIDN'T MAKE A TYPO THIS TIME, HOMEBOY! HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON) BOTH GAMES ON THIS DISK WERE ORIGINALLY CRACKED BY THE REPLICANTS...... THANX REPLICANTS!!! WILL 'NIK OF DREAM WEAVERS' SEND MAL HIS PICTURES AGAIN PLEEEEEZE DID YOU LIKE THE SCROLL ON 296. IT TOOK US OVER EIGHT HOURS TO THINK IT ALL UP AND WAS OVER 22 KILOBYTES LONG. IT TAKES 34 MINUTES TO READ IT ALL, BUT IF I SLOW THE SCROLLER DOWN IT TAKES WELL OVER AN HOUR! (AREN'T YOU LUCKY I SPEEDED IT UP THEN!) SLEEP? WHAT'S THAT MEAN? OH! I REMEMBER! IT'S WHEN YOU GET A PUNCTURE ON THE MOTORWAY AT EIGHTLY MILES AN HOUR! NO! WAIT A MINUTE! THAT'S HAVING THE CRAP SCARED OUT OF YOU! SLEEP IS WHEN YOU GO TO BED FOR A REST! THERE, I DID KNOW WHAT IT WAS, SEE? WHO WAS THE MAN WITH THE PURPLE FACE SINGING ON 'BEDROCK' AT 5:00AM THIS MORNING? DOES HE KNOW? HAS HE SEEN A DOCTOR YET? FONT AND TIDYING UP BY FLANNY.... WELL, MAL 'AIN'T ARRIVED YET, AND WE HAVE TO ASSEMBLE AND PACK THIS MENU, SO WRAP TIME....... |
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