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THIS IS THE AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK NUMBER 327.... ON THIS CLASSIC DISK WE GIVE YOU MOB...... GO FOR IT BOYO!!! YOU LAZY SOD MOB!  DISASTER ZONE WILL TYPE SUMMIT!   ON SECOND THOUGHTS, NO I WON'T...WELL AS I HAVE ALREADY ASSEMBLED ALL THE RUBBISH ON THIS DISK.... I SUPPOSE I MIGHT AS WELL FINISH OFF THE SCROLLTEXT AS WELL. NOW WHAT IS ACTUALLY ON THE DISK.... OH YEAH THOSE TWO MEGA TITLES...BUREAUCRACY AND NEVERMIND.........HERE COMES BOTCH IT........WELL AFTER A COUPLE HOURS OF SLEEP I HAVE LIVENED UP A BIT JUST TO PLEASE YOU ALL WITH SOME MORE BORING TEXT TYPING AND NO THERE ARE NO GREETS ON THIS MENU COS EVERYONE WORTH GREETING IS ALREADY HERE (BOLLOCKS ED...) SO YOU ARE NOT GETTING ANYMORE SO NOW IT IS OVER TO . .. .MR GREETINGS LIST... WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY HELLO TO.......GREETINGS GO TO .... THE CAREBEARS, THE REPLICANTS, SEWER SOFTWARE, SYNC, THE ALLIANCE (GERMAN AND FRENCH), FOF (SOME SUPERB MENUS RECENTLY, GREAT VARIATION IN MENU CODE???), THE MEDWAY BOYS (ESPECIALLY TO THE MIGHTY CLOG, ZIPPY AND OMEN (HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON...), THALION, THE EMPIRE, HOTLINE, THE OVERLANDERS, OMEGA, ST AMIGOS, MIKE SMITH, PECOS, WEBBO, LEE, THE HOMEBOY, BABY BUM-FLUFF (WHO COULD THIS BE...FNARR FNARR..), THE LOBSTER, WIERD SCIENCE, THE INCODERS (THANKS FOR THE INTRO, I HAVE ONLY JUST RECIEVED IT FROM THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND IT WILL APPEAR SOON...), THE LOST BOYS, G-FORCE, MOB, DEREK MD, THE LIGHT TEAM, FINGERBOBS, THE BLACK CATS, ELECTRIC BLUE, ST CONNEXION, JOBIL, BIRDY (BOMB JACK), THE NAPALM SOLDIERS (HAWK AND DOLPHIN), LORD HACKBEAR, THE UN-NAMEABLE ONE, PHALANX, AENIGMATICA  ..............TIME TO ENTER THE WARP TUNNEL

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AUTOMATION CD 328 AND I THINK THIS IS ANOTHER ONE OF OUR BETTER DISKS...     OK!  HERE WE HAVE YOU SOME NEW CRACKS AND WE HOPE THAT YOU LIKE THEM.   DRIVING FORCE WAS ANOTHER SPEEDLOCK MACRODOS JOB AND I MUST SAY THE PROTECTION DID NOT LAST VERY LONG. IN FACT IT NEVER STOOD A CHANCE.     MESSAGE TO WAYNE SMITHSON. I HEAR THAT NO ONE HAS A PERFECT CRACK OF TOTAL ANARCHY.    I AM AFRAID TO SAY THAT ALTHOUGH THEIR ARE CRACKS OF IT THE FORMAT IS STILL A PAIN TO COPY AND HENCE MOST PEOPLE ARE RECEIVING BAD COPIES OF IT. I CONSIDERED YOUR GAME CRAP AND I WAS NOT EVEN GOING TO TOUCH IT WITH A BARGE POLE.   BUT BECAUSE OF YOUR SILLY MESSAGES IN THE BOOT TRACK I INTEND TO DO A FILE VERSION TO PISS YOU OFF. DO NOT WORRY FOLKS AS WHEN IT IS DONE YOU WILL NO LONGER HAVE ANY TROUBLES COPYING IT!   WHAT CODE WERE YOU REFERRING TO WHEN YOU SAID AUTOMATION RIP OTHER PEOPLES CODE AS YOU ARE TALKING CRAP. ALL CODING IS OUR OWN OR HAS BEEN DONATED BY THE ORIGINAL CODERS. OK WAYNE I CAN BELIEVE YOU DID NOT WRITE THIS TEXT BUT YOUR PLAY TESTER GUIDO DID. HI GUIDO THE POMPEY PUFFS ARSE LICKER! IS IT TRUE THAT TO JOIN THE POMPEIS YOU MUST BE A BRILLIANT BULLSHITTER......          THANKS TO PURSY FOR THIS PICTURE AND TO MAD MAX FOR LE MUSAK.     GIGA GREETS GO TO THE REPLICANTS...  THE EMPIRE...  G FORCE...  ST AMIGOS...  MOB...  THE HOMEBOY...  LEELEE...  PURSY...  IAN.C...  AXE OF DELIGHT...  THE LOST BOYS...  THE BBC...  THE STARKS...  FOF...  SHARAZ JEK...  DEREK MD...  HAL...  AND EDITMAN....             WHO ARE THESE CARTRIDGE BUTTON PRESSING HACKERS ANYWAY...  I HEAR THE CLOG USES A CARTRIDGE TO CRACK SOME GAMES...  WHERE IS THE CHALLENGE IN PRESSING A BUTTON TO DUMP A GAME HEY!          SEE YOU LATER AND ASK FOR CD 9...  CD 14...  CD 18...  ALL REPACKED WITH EXTRA TITLE ADDED...       JOKE TIME... AN IRISHMAN PUTS ON LIGHT CLOTHING SO HE CAN EASILY BE SEEN. HE PUTS ON A WHITE SHIRT   WHITE TROUSERS   WHITE SHOES AND WHITE SOCKS AND IS KILLED BY A SNOW PLOUGH...         AU REVOIR PERSONNES.....       WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!

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WOW        HERE I AM AGAIN       THE STAINLESS STEEL RAT PROUDLY PRESENTS     AUTOMATION CD 329 - THE SOUNDTRACKERS          THE SYNC SOUNDTRACKER IS THE BEST ONE ON THIS DISK, BUT YOU MUST HAVE ONE MEG OR MORE TO RUN IT!!!          THE EMPIRE NOISETRACKER IS A VERY GOOD ATTEMPT AT DOING THE AMIGA VERSION, BUT IT LETS ITSELF DOWN BY NOT HAVING ALL OF THE FEATURES THE AMIGA HAS.         THE TCB TRACKER IS CRAP!          MENU CREDITS:    CODING - THE STAINLESS STEEL RAT   GRAPHICS - MARCUS   MUSIC - GUESS WHO!          GREETINGS GO TO:   VAPOUR - DISASTER ZONE - EGB (GOODBYE, I HOPE YOUR AMIGA BREAKS!) - THE REST OF AUTOMATION - THE MEDWAY BOYS (SPECIAL HI TO ROD, JANE AND FREDDY) - THE POMPEY PIRATES - PLASTIC GERBIL (VERY FUNNY, TAKING THE PISS ARE WEi) AND FINALLY YOU            HEY, VAPS IS IT JUST MY IMAGINATION OR DOES NOBODY ELSE IN AUTOMATION DO ANYTHINGiiiiii          HEY I.R.S. DONT SPREAD MY PROGRAM AS I WANT TO MAKE LOADSAMONEY FROM IT.          IF YOU ARE WONDERING WHAT MY PROGRAM IS, THEN I WILL GIVE YOU A CLUE....       ITS NOT A GAME, BUT I THINK YOU WILL GUESS WHAT IT IS WHEN YOU SEE IT IN THE MAGAZINES.          WELL I AM SURE YOU LIKE A GOOD READ SO HERE IS THE SCROLLTEXT NOBODY THOUGHT WOULD APPEAR IN A MENU, IT IS FROM THE AUTOMATION AUGUST COPY-PARTY..............               WELCOME TO THE AUTOMATION AUGUST MEET AT THE ABODE OF BOTCH-IT SOMEWHERE UP IN THE NORTH OF ENGLAND.  THIS IS NEIL OF COR BLIMEY STARTING THIS, WHAT IS SURE TO BE AN UTTERLY FANTASTIC AND MAMMOTH SCROLLER...    YOU WILL HERE MORE FROM ME LATER, BUT AS I AM NOT MUCH OF A SCROLLTEXT WRITER I WILL HAND OVER TO THE STAINLESS STEEL RAT .......   HI THERE DUDES, THIS IS SSR AT THE KEYBOARD.  I THINK THAT EVERYBODY ELSE IS GOING TO HATE ME BY THE END OF THIS MEETING,BECAUSE I AM THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO SMOKES (NORMAL BACCY FOLKS). I WILL PROBABLY COME BACK TO THIS SCROLLTEXT LATER SO I WILL PASS THE KEYBOARD (WHICH JUST HAPPENS TO BE MINE) TO DISASTER ZONE WHO IS VERY HOT AND KNACKERED, BUT WE SEEM TO HAVE TWO DAYS TO GO YET SO IF I FALL ASLEEP, PLEASE WAKE ME UP GUYS WITH BOTH EYEBROWS INTACT!    I WILL COME BACK LATER WHEN I WILL (HOPEFULLY) HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY!    OVER TO....   THE GREAT LORD DIE-ET-KOKE........ YO!!! GUYS.... THIS IS REAL GROOVY, AN AUTOMATION CONVENTION IN MIDDLES..SOMEWHERE, CURRENTLY SITTING ON MY RIGHT IS AN UGLY WELSH DRAGON LOVING, GINGER HAIRED (AND WHAT ABOUT THE HAIR ON HIS HEAD!!!). YUP, YOU GUESSED IT.... DISASTER ZONE... HE IS SAYING.. OY YOU, I WILL GET YOU BACK LATER FOR THAT, HOWEVER I DOUBT IT. ANYWAY IT IS NOW 10.27PM ON FRIDAY THE 3RD OF AUGUST 1990, AND I THINK THAT TONIGHT IS LIKELY TO BE A LONG NIGHT... WHAT HAVE WE GOT ON THE LIST TO BE HACKED.... F19 STEALTH FIGHTER, ANARCHY, THE PUNISHER, PYRAMAX, THE DEEP, AND NO DOUBT ANOTHER PILE OF BULL..... IF WE CAN GET THE EPROM BLOWER TO WORK WE WILL ALSO BE MAKING UP A NEW VERSION OF THE ULTIMATE HACKING GEAR ( THE MONST2 CLONE ON CARTRIDGE), HOWEVER WE WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO TAKE THREE STEPS BACKWARDS, BEFORE WE CAN GET THE CARTRIDGE RUNNING AS SOME STUPID WELSH PERSON SUGGESTED THAT WE PUT THE ROM CARTRIDGE IN UPSIDE DOWN (THIS INCIDENTALLY IS A VERY QUICK WAY OF ERASING YOUR EPROMS) AND SEEING AS THAT WAS THE ONLY COPY OF THE SOFTWARE, IT MAY TAKE US A LITTLE WHILE TO RE-WRITE THE DISC ENABLE ETC.....LETS ROCKKKKKKKKKKKK LETS WACK SOME TEXT INTO LIFE A THOUSAND CHARACTERS OF SCREWY TEXT...(APPARENTLY WHEN I START I CARRY ON FOR HOURS - YES YOU DO SAYS DISASTER ZONE!) (JUST LIKE READING DISASTER ZONES PROPORTIONAL FONT CODE)  (OI, YOU!  SOD OFF GIT!) AS I WAS SAYING..WELL TYPING ACTUALLY...BUT YOU KNOW HOW IT IS, YOU START PLAYING WITH COMPUTERS AND ALL TIME AND SPACE FLIP OVER, USUALLY ACCOMPANIED BY A -PLOIK!!!- KIND OF SOUND AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT YOU HAVE PAID YOUR POLE TAX. CRUMBS 600 BYTES AND I AINT SLAGGED ALIEN YET.                NAH!         I DONT THINK HE I WILL..... BACK TO THE EGGS GUYS AND GUYETTES (WHOOPS SEXIST!) GIRLS.             WELL NOW IT IS BOTCH IT ON THIS WELL BUTCHERED ST    I MEAN WHO HAS EVER HEARD OF AN ST WITH AN INTERNAL COOLING FAN!!!! TALK ABOUT STATUS SYMBOLS         WELL IT WILL BE MIDNIGHT SOON AND I AM SHAGGED ALREADY, WITH STILL ANOTHER 36 HOURS TO GO AND ALREADY I AM SICK OF THIS SCROLLTEXT TYPING LARK SO NOW I AM GOING TO WATCH VAPS HACK ANARCHY!!!      I (DISASTER ZONE) HAVE JUST COME BACK FROM WATCHING VAPS HACK ANARCHY AND IT IS MIGHTY BORING VIEWING INDEED!      TO WAYNE SMITHSON....   BEING AS WE ARE WANKERS, BLOOD MONEY COMING SOON USING 3.0 - AND -YES- IT WILL PACK SMALLER WITH THAT!...... OY! F-K OFF MY KEYBOARD YOU B-STARD. HI THERE, THIS IS SSR AGAIN JUST GOT BORED WATCHIN DIE-ET-COKE PISS ABOUT WITH HIS CRUDDY DEBUGGER, SO HERE I AM TO BORE YOU. BUT ON SECOND THOUGHT     WHO WANTS THIS KEYBOARDiiii      DISASTER ZONE BACK AGAIN, SSR HAS JUST FORCED ME TO TYPE SOME CRAP, BUT I HAVE NEVER LISTENED TO HIM BEFORE AND I AM NOT GOING TO START NOW, SO BYE BYE FOR A WHILE.....    TIME: 12:27    I AM OFF.....    GOD THIS SCROLL IS B O R I N G ... A BUNCH OF PRE PUBESCENT PRATTLE THAT HAS NO MERIT WHATSOEVER....THE REST OF IT WONT EITHER I SUPPOSE......HOW DEPRESSING......IT IS ALMOST AS BAD AS HAVING A DURAN DURAN ALBUM...GUESS WHO HAS GOT THEM ALL....CORRECT! DISASTER ZONE...(APPARENTLY THE NAME CAME FROM HIS DIETICIAN) AS NEIL HACKS AWAY, DIET-KOKE TYPES AND SSR CURSES..IT ALL SEEMS SO FAMILIAR. I WONDER IF IT WAS LIKE THIS IN THE OLD DAYS......CUE WACKY SOUND EFFECTS AND MISTY FADE OUT...... CURRENT TIME 00:43 , CURRENT DATE 04:08:90 AND SINCE NO ONE IS TYPING MUCH HERE ARE SOME DOTS TO KEEP YOU BUSY . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . B O R I N G . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .        THE RAT HAS JUST TRANSFORMED HIMSELF INTO A FLID BY DIS-LOCATING HIS SHOULDER AND NOW WE ARE HOLDING A MUTATION BODY COMPETITION        I THINK RAT WINS BY PUTTING HIS LEGS BEHIND IS HEAD            IF YOU READ THIS LONG ENOUGH YOU MIGHT GET SOME SCOTTISH TRANSLATIONS OF A VERY UNIQUE ABBREVIATION SYSTEM!!!!!!!!!!!     HI THIS IS NOOKEY OF THE I.R.S VERY PLEASED THAT DISASTER ZONE INVITED ME TO THIS COPY PARTY WELL HE ONLY WANTED MY SYNCRO EXPRESS AND MY SCANNER I MUST SAY  THAT I FEEL VERY LOST WITH ALL THESE HACKERS UP HER ALL WE HOPE IS THAT MR HAY DOES TURN UP !!!! WITH ALL THIS GOING ON WELL ALL I CAN SAY IS COWABUNGA........ITS NOW 1:15 AM NOW OVER TO DIE-ET-KOKE.. OY!! WHO BUTTED IN ON MY SECTION OF SCROLLTEXT... I WAS BUSY TALKING ABOUT RE-WRITING THE DISC ENABLE ROUTINES FOR THE CARTRIDGE... WHAT I HAVE TO DO IS CONVINCE THE MACHINE TO TURN THE DRIVE LIGHT ON, AND THEN SET UP ALL OF THE NECESSARY INTERRUPTS SO THAT I CAN SAVE OUT FILES USING NORMAL TRAP CODES..... ANYWAY BACK TO THE WACKY SCROLLTEXT.... GOO GOO GAA GAA WHERES BABY VAPS.... COME TO THAT WHERE IS BIG VAPS (HINT FOR PROTECTION (IF YOU PUT YOUR TEXT PROTECTION IN BLUE, THEN VAPS WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SEE IT, AT ALL!) NOW.... 1:34 AM AND THINGS ARE BUZZING ALONG... WE ARE JUST ABOUT TO RE-WRITE BITS OF TOS 1.4 AND THEN RE BLOW THE ROMS (SHOULD WE FIX THE BUGS IN THE OPERATING SYSTEM WHILE WE ARE AT ITiiiii OK I AM OFF TO HELP THE STAINLESS STEEL RAT CHANGE THE TOS......OI! YOU! DISASTER ZONE AGAIN, AND DUCK HAD BETTER WATCH OUT..... I STILL HAVE LOTS OF TIME TO GET HIM BACK FOR HIS EARLIER REMARKS, BUT I THINK I CAN FORGIVE HIM... AFTER ALL HE IS BALD ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE.........  WHEN DOES YOUR ARMY CAREER START THEN.....     AND NOW, HELLO TO VAPOUR (WHY ARE YOU NOT HEREi, PROBABLY BECAUSE WE WOULD NAG HIM TO DO SOME BOOT LOADERS)       WELL THE JOKES OF WAYNE SMITHSON ARE ALMOST AS BAD AS HIS SECTOR DECODES AND WHY GREET US AND THEN SLAG USii NEARLY TWO IN THE MORNING NOW AND STILL THIS SCOLLTEXT IS NOWHERE NEAR THE SIZE WE WANT      IF YOU ARE STILL WAITING FOR A GREET   WELL THEY ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN BUT I WOULD LIKE TO GREET THE MEMBERS WHO COULD NOT MAKE THIS WEEKEND GATHERING OF AUTOMATION         HI TO SHARAZ JEK         AXE          VAPOUR          FIX IT          RUN IT          AND ANY OTHER MEMBER (NOT HERE) I FORGOT TO MENTION         AT THE MOMENT I CAN SEE A PROTOTYPE VERSION OF FLAPS 2      YES I AM AFRAID WE HAVE THE RETURN OF LOWEST FORM PERVERSION WITH AN ADDED SURPRISE TO KEEP YOU INTERESTED FOR MANY YEARS TO COME!!!!!         VAST QUANTITIES OF DRINK ARE BEING CONSUMED BECAUSE IT IS SO HOT HERE        WELL I SUPPOSE IT COULD HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH ALL THE MACHINES   MONITORS   DRIVES  AND OTHER HARDWARE THAT IS RUNNING      WELL THIS SCROLL TEXT IS NOW PROBABLY AT THE LOWEST POINT NOW SO I THINK I CAN DEFINATELY SAY THAT THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER OR WILL THEYi        IN THREEHOURS TIME MOB THE MODEM MAN WILL BE SEETING OFF FROM HIS HOME TO COME AND MEET THE REST OF THE AUTOMATION CLAN AND WITH HIM HE SHOULD BE BRINGING SOME RATHER NICE NEW TITLES FOR US TO PLAY WITH AND IF WE CAN BE BOTHERED HACK THEM JUST SO THAT YOU CAN APPRECIATE ALL THE NICE WORK WE DO FOR YOU AND IT IS ALL FOR FREE   YES I MUST REPEAT THIS DISK IS NOT FOR SALE LIKE SOME DISKS I COULD MENTION BUT THAT IS ANOTHER STORY AND AN OLD ONE TOO BUT WE ALL KNOW WHO IT CONCERNS    DONT WE !!!!!!! YOU KNOW SKY MOVIES SHOWS SOME REAL CRAPPY FILMS ON A NIGHT TIME, THEY ARE SO CRAP THAT IF YOU HIRED IT ON VIDEO YOU WOULD DEMAND YOUR MONEY BACK AND COMPENSATION FOR HAVING TO BE SUBJECTED TO SUCH AN ORDEAL WELL THIS IS 9K INTO THE SCROLLER AND NOW WE GET OUR FIRST ALIEN SLAG        ANYONE COULD HAVE DONE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE WITH F29 BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU DO A 100 PER CENT FILE VERSION YES THAT MEANS NOT FLIPPING THE SECOND DISK ONTO SIDE B OF THE FIRST DISK THOUGH I MUST SAY THAT THIS IS ALREADY DONE FOR YOU SO I DO NOT REALLY KNOW HOW YOU CAN CLAIM THAT YOU HAVE HACKED IT!!!!!!      BUT MY ALIEN SLAG FINISHES HERE AS THERE WILL BE A LOT MORE LATER IN THE WEEKEND FROM VARIOUS OTHER MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION  WELL I THINK THE RECORD FOR A GAME INTO FILES AND WORKING IS NOW HELD BY TWO OTHER MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION THOUGH THEY DID DO AN ALIEN BY FLIPPING THE SECOND DISK BUT WITH THE AMOUNT OF FILES THAT WERE THERE (APPROX ONE PER SECTOR ON THE DISK) THE SECTOR OVERLAP WOULD HAVE MEANT THAT WE WOULD END UP WITH FILED VERSION LARGER THAN THE ORIGINAL WHICH IS TOTALLY DEFEATING THE POINT OF PUTTING IT INTO FILES        DOES ANYONE REALISE THAT IF DOM WAS TO JOIN AUTOMATION WE COULD HAVE HAD THE TWO BEST HACKERS IN THE WORLD IN THE SAME GROUP AND IF YOU COUNT VAPOUR THEN THAT WOULD MAKE IT THREE!!!!!!!! WELL I THINK I AM GOING TO LET SOMEONE ELSE DO SOME BLOODY TYPING FOR A CHANGE BECAUSE I AM REFUSING TO TAKE PART IN ANY FUTURE SCROLLERS NO MATTER WHAT THE OCCASION IS.       WAKEY WAKEY...THIS IS YOUR EARLY MORNING ALARM CALL. THE INSPIRATION HAS DRIED UP...LOOKING AROUND I SEE 8 OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE ARGUING ABOUT THE NEW IRS DEMO AND HOW LONG IT HAS TAKEN TO PACK....APPROX 6 HOURS FOR THE FIRST DISC SO FAR AND IT HAS NOT FINISHED YET. CHRIST IT IS SOOOOOOO KNACKERING.         SEVERAL PEOPLE ARE KEELING OVER IN THE HEAT (SEVERAL PEOPLE READING THIS HAVE NOW LEFT) AT LEAST WE HAVE TOLD YOU THE GAMES THAT ARE ON THIS DISC (ASSUMING THIS SCROLL GETS USED)     LETS HAVE A MASSIVE SLAGGING SESSION       READING THE HACKERS HANDBOOK I SEE WE ARE RATHER PRONE TO IT AND SO I DONT WANT TO DISSAPPOINT OUR READERS.        LETS START WITH THAT EVER POPULAR CHARACTER        ALIEN (DIDNT THE BABY ALIENS IN THE FILM REPRODUCE BY STICKING THINGS UP PEOPLES NOSESi) WHAT CAN YOU SAY ABOUT THIS SPECIMEN OF BRITISH ADULTHOOD THAT HAS NOT BEEN WRITTEN ON A WALL SOMEWHERE. (I HEAR YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT JOINING THE NAVY AND GIVING ALL THE HACKING UP. DONT YOU HAVE TO START SOMETHING BEFORE YOU CAN GIVE IT UPi) THE NAVY WOULD SUIT YOU (WHY DO THEY HAVE REAR ADMIRALSi)    A LIFETIME OF SAILING THE OCEAN WAVES, FEELING A NEW MAN EVERY DAY TIME TO HAND OVER TO SOMEONE ELSE I THINK  . . . . . . . . . . LATER THAT MORNING . . . . . . . MOB AND VAPOUR ARRIVE RATHER LATER THAN WE WERE EXPECTING THEM BUT NOW WE HAVE A RATHER LARGER AUTOMATION GATHERING WITH LOTS MORE ACTIVITY THAN THE PAST COUPLE OF HOURS    COMBO RACER WILL APPEAR ON A MENU THIS WEEKEND     THAT IS IF WE ALL DECIDE TO ASSEMBLE AND PACK THEM INSTEAD OF PISHING ABOUT (ENGLISH JOKE   NOT A SPELLING MISTAKE )    TO BE ON TOP IS ALSO FIXED FOR A 1.9 TOS AND WILL ALSO APPEAR ON ANOTHER MENU WITH LOTS OF LUMPED CHUNKED FILES JUST TO PLEASE ALL YOU NON ONE MEG OWNERS . . . . . . EVERYONE IS NOW TRYING TO COMPLETE ALL THE MENUS THAT WE HAVE STARTED OVER THE WEEKEND AND EVEN THE RAT IS RE-LUMP-CHUNKING CD 307 (HIS  ( REHACKED!! )  VERSION) OF IRON LORD ONTO ONE DISK . . . . (CLOG DID THE ORIGINAL CRACK BUT IT HAD TO FIDDLED WITH SO THAT THE STAINLESS STEEL RAT COULD PUT IT ONTO ONE DISK! . . . . WELL NEARLY FORTY HOURS HAVE PASSED AND NOT ONE OF US HAS HAD MORE THAN A COUPLE OF HOURS SLEEP BECAUSE JUST TO KEEP US ALIVE AND KICKING WE ARE CURRENTLY DECIDING WHEN TO RETURN AND WHETHER TO RETURN AND MORE TO THE POINT DO YOU WANT US TO RETURN i           OF COURSE YOU DO    NO-ONE CAN COPE WITH TOTAL SATURATION OF POMPEY MENUS . . . . . JUST IN CASE YOU THINK THE SPEELING IS ATTROCIOUS WELL I AM F-KING TIRED WELL I AM AFRAID THAT THIS SCROLLER IS COMING TO AN END NOW AND PRETTY SOON EVERYONE WILL BE LEAVING TO GO HOME (I CANNOT F-KING WAIT !!) BUT DO NOT FEAR WE INTEND TO MEET AGAIN IN THE NEW YEAR TO REPEAT THIS RATHER STUPID OCCASION SO FROM ALL THE MEMBERS OF THE NUMBER ONE COMPACTION CREW GOODBYE AND FAREWELL                    LETS WRAP          10          9          8          7          6          5          4          3          2          1          0

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AUTOMATION MENU 330 %           PRESS ONE FOR COBRA II        PRESS TWO FOR MAGIC LINES      STOP PRESS READ ON FOLKS...         NO CONTRIBUTIONS FROM ME ON THIS MENU BUT SOMEONE HAS TO PUT THE MENUS TOGETHER.    COBRA II WAS PACKED BY THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK AND MAGIC LINES FROM THALION WAS CRACKED BY DELIGHT AND I UNPACKED THE JEK FILES AND REPACKED THEM WITH PACKER 3.0 TO SHRINK THE GAME EVEN SMALLER.  COMPARE THIS NEW PACKER TO YOUR PACKERS GUYS AND GALS!    ARNOLD IS BACK WITH ANOTHER COOL FILM CALLED TOTAL RECALL. DO NOT MISS IT!        SAVE ON DISK SPACE. FORMAT A POMPEY MENU TODAY.          HEY EDITMAN! GET BUSY AND UPLOAD MENUS 302 TO 335 AND FILL UP LITTLE LULUS HARD DISK FOR A DAY OR TWO.        SALUTATIONS GO TO PURSY    NIK   BIG EDDIE   DEREK MD    THE REPLICANTS    DELIGHT   THE EMPIRE   ST AMIGOS    THE LIGHT TEAM   PETE WILSON    MONTY    G FORCE    THE HOMEBOY    MOB    MIKE OF HOTLINE  AND THE BUTTON PRESSER......      YET ANOTHER MENU CODED BY THE          % THE UN-NAMEABLE ONE %              THIS FONT WAS SKETCHED BY NIK OF THE QUARTET                WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!

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%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% YOU ARE ON CANDID CAMERA....      AUTOMATION CD 331 AND YOU ALL THOUGHT WE WERE DONE FOR.......        STARBLADE WAS CRACKED BY THE REPLICANTS AND PLAYER MANAGER WAS CRACKED IN MINUTES BY ME AT THE SOUTHBANK AUTOMATION GET TOGETHER!     IT JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW STUFF CAN BE QUICKLY DONE. THE PROBLEM IS IN GETTING THE GOOD STUFF BEFORE OTHER GROUPS GET THEIR MITS ON THEM.     WHERE ARE THESE PRE RELEASE ORIGINALS QUARTEX...       SID IS ONLY HERE TO FILL UP THE DISK. PERSONALLY I THINK IT IS CRAP.  SID IS THE ONLY ONE FOR ME....   SCREW ADEBUG AND MONST.  WHO NEEDS EM!     YES FOLKS THIS IS THE HACKING UTILITY WHICH VAPOUR AND WAS NOT WAS HAS USED SINCE THE YEAR NINETEEN EIGHTY PLONK...         LET ME JUST SAY THAT IT WILL NOT CRACK PROGRAMS FOR YOU WITHOUT THE HELP OF YOUR BRAIN SO DO NOT WRITE TO ME SAYING YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO USE IT AS I AM NOT INTERESTED IN TEACHING PEOPLE WHAT I LEARNT THE HARD WAY.  TAKE NOTE SOUTH AFRICAN AND STOP SENDING ME LETTERS FOR DETAILED DESCRIPTIONS AND HOW TO CRACK AND PACK GAMES.  THERE IS NO ONE LINE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTIONS. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO...   WRITE A BLEEDING BOOK FOR YOU....      SOD OFF!!!!!!          OK! THIS IS JUST ONE OF THIRTY MENUS RELEASED ON THE SAME DAY. ONE OF THESE THIRTY CONTAINS IRONLORD WHICH WAS PUT ONTO ONE DISK BEFORE CLOGGY DID THE MEDWAY BOY VERSION WITH OUR CHUNK PACKER. USE YOUR OWN BLOODY ROUTINES BUTTON PRESSER AND SLING THAT CARTRIDGE YOU CHEATING GET!      ANYHOW THESE 30 THIRTY MENUS WERE HELD BACK TO LAUNCH OUR USA BBS BUT WE GOT FED UP WAITING FOR A MODEM FREAK TO TAKE CHARGE OF IT FOR US.    GOD I AM BORED...  GOOOOOOD   BYEEEEE!     FRIENDLY GREETS TO PURSY    NIK   BIG EDDIE   DEREK MD    THE REPLICANTS    DELIGHT   THE EMPIRE   ST AMIGOS    THE LIGHT TEAM   PETE WILSON    MOB    LEELEE    OBERJE    MIKE OF HOTLINE  AND THE BUTTON PRESSER......      YET ANOTHER MENU CODED BY THE          % THE UN-NAMEABLE ONE %             COOL GRAFIX FROM THE CMT FROM SWEDEN. PLEASE SEND SOME MORE COOL PICTURES...   THIS FONT WAS SKETCHED BY NIK OF THE QUARTET                WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!

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% ACID HOUSE %       AUTOMATION 332           ANOTHER COOL PIC FROM THE CMT OF SWEDEN       COPY THIS DISK 82 TRACKS 10 SECTORS AND 2 SIDES...  COPY ALL SECTORS...       WHY THE DATA ON THE FLIPSIDE...  WHAT A SIN...  WHO LET THE POMPEIS IN AUTOMATION...  OK! NONE OF THAT!  HERE IS THE EXCUSE.    I FIRSTLY CONVERTED DISK ONE TO FILES AND CHAINED IT ALL TOGETHER. AFTER DOING THIS AND LOOKING FOR THE LOADER FOR DISK 2 I FOUND A ROUTINE WHICH WAS FOR READING 50 FILES OFF THE FIRST 10 TRACKS. THAT IS 2 SECTORS A FILE FOLKS!   THEN I FOUND MORE SILLY ROUTINES FOR LOADS MORE LITTLE FILES.    NEXT I GOT LAZY AND DID WHAT LAME PACKERS HAVE DONE BEFORE NOW!  I COPIED DISK 2 TO SIDE 2 AND CHANGED A WHOLE BLEEDING BYTE IN THE LOADER.  CHRIST WHAT INTELLECT WAS NEEDED HERE!      WHOOPS!          WRAP TIME!!!!!!!!!!!    HEY DO NOT GO YET!         KEY ONE LOADS THE MAGACOOL VENUS THE FLYTRAP AND KEY TWO LOADS PUKADU USED ON OUR MENU BY KIND PERMISSION OF DAL SNUFFS!       HEY DAL THIS VERSION IS ONLY 101K     YOUR VERSION WAS 107K NOT 106K......     BEAT DAT!          PACKER 3.0 RULES!          THE POMPEY PUFFS SAID THAT THE LAW TOOK FIVE AND A HALF DAYS TO HACK AND PACK DAMOCLES WHILST THEY TOOK 45 MINUTES TO HACK AND PACK IT.     MUST THEY ALWAYS TALK BULLSHIT!     IF YOU HAVE SEEN THERE PACKER ON DISK 69 PART 5 THEN TRY PACKING THE DAMOCLES MAIN FILE.  DUE TO THEIR SLOWWWWWWWWW PACKER YOU WILL FIND IT TAKES A LOT MORE THAN 45 MINUTES TO PACK IT!       SECONDLY THE PROTECTION BY SPEEDLOCK HAS A RATHER NICE LOOPHOLE WHICH THE LAW KNOWS ABOUT AND WOULD ENABLE YOU TO CRACK IT IN FIVE AND HALF MINUTES.          THE MESSAGE IS.....    IF YOU WANT CRAPTALK THEN READ POMPEY DORKS SCROLLERS...........          HI MY NAME IS DICK AND I READ POMPEY PIRATE SCROLLERS......       DO NOT BE A DICK!       SAY YOU READ THE BEST SCROLLTEXTS ON AUTOMATION MENUS.......            FRIENDLY GREETS TO PURSY    NIK   BIG EDDIE   DEREK MD    THE REPLICANTS    DELIGHT   THE EMPIRE   ST AMIGOS    THE LIGHT TEAM   PETE WILSON    MIKE OF HOTLINE  MOB    LEELEE      OBERJE     AND THE BUTTON PRESSER......      YET ANOTHER MENU CODED BY THE          % THE UN-NAMEABLE ONE %              THIS FONT WAS SKETCHED BY NIK OF THE QUARTET                WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!

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% AUTOMATION MENU 333 %          ANOTHER ONE OF OUR CRAP SELECTIONS IN MY OPINION BUT YOU MIGHT LIKE THEM.     I HEAR THAT WAYNE SMITHSON WILL NOT BE CODING ON THE ST ANYMORE DUE TO LACK OF SOFTWARE SALES DUE TO PIRACY.    WELL WAYNE WHAT DO YOU EXPECT WITH SUCH TRIPE PROTECTION ROUTINES. YOU SHOULD HAVE COME TO ME FOR PROTECTION YOU SILLY STOS PROGRAMMER.   GOODBYE WAYNE. LET AMIGA OWNERS HAVE A LAUGH FOR A CHANGE. CHECK OUT SID ON ONE OF OUR DISKS AND SEE WHAT A STONEAGE UTILITY WAS USED IN THE CRACKING OF ANARCHY.  I ONLY USE SID     MUTIL    AND GENST II. BY THE WAY WAYNE! WHO SAID YOU COULD REMOVE OUR LSD! HEADER AND REPLACE IT WITH YOUR INITIALS......       PSYGNOSIS ALWAYS LACKED GOOD GAMES ANYWAY SO THEY WILL NOT BE MISSED ON THE ST....      SALUTATIONS GO TO PURSY    NIK   BIG EDDIE   DEREK MD    THE REPLICANTS    DELIGHT   THE EMPIRE   ST AMIGOS    THE LIGHT TEAM   PETE WILSON    MONTY    G FORCE    THE HOMEBOY    MOB    MIKE OF HOTLINE  AND THE BUTTON PRESSER......      YET ANOTHER MENU CODED BY THE          % THE UN-NAMEABLE ONE %              THIS FONT WAS SKETCHED BY NIK OF THE QUARTET                WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!

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AUTOMATION CD 334 SCROLLING BY...    HOWS ABOUT A GAME OF CHESS......     PRESS 1 FOR PSION CHESS 2.0     PRESS 2 FOR CHESSMASTER 2150    PRESS 3 FOR COLOSSUS CHESS       THERE IS ALSO SPACE FOR THE ODD SAVE GAME ON THIS DISK. WELL THERE WAS WHEN I RELEASED IT ANYWAY.     LOADS TO DO SO END OF SCROLL.....

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AUTOMATION PRESENT CD 335 A -  COPY DISK 335 B - 82 TRACKS 10 SECTORS 2 SIDES ALL SECTORS. WRITE PROTECT CD 335 A AND B.  THERE ARE CODE WORDS IN THE BOOT SECTORS WHICH MUST NOT BE DESTROYED BY ANY VIRUS OR ANTI-VIRUS.  NOW PRESS 1 FOR SHADOW WARRIORS OR 2 FOR SCRAMBLE SPIRITS.   IF YOU CAN PACK SHADOW WARRIORS DISKS 2 AND 3 THEN YOU ARE A BETTER MAN THAN I.   HI THERE FOLKS!     WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS SCROLLER THEN?     IT'S PRETTY HARD TO READ ISN'T IT!     IN FACT, I'D SAY IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO READ!     I'M NOT GOING TO TYPE MUCH TEXT FOR THIS SCROLLER 'COZ IT WOULD BE A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME SO LET'S END HERE.....                       GREETINGS GO TO THE REPLICANTS   THE EMPIRE   MOB   LEELEE   OBERJE   THE UNNAMEABLE ONE    EDITMAN   DEREK MD    PETE WILSON   PURSY   IAN C   MIKE OF HOTLINE

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AUTOMATION CD 336 EAR!.    ONLY EVERTON FC IS HACKED AND PACKED BY ME...  THANKS TO MOB FOR THE ORIGINAL.    THANKS TO AXE FOR SENDING ME LIN WU AND THANKS TO RAY GOULD FOR SENDING ME MIDNIGHT RESISTANCE.  GOOD PACK ILLEGAL BUT I DISCOVERED THAT YOU CAN NOT MOVE THE FILES AROUND SO HOW ABOUT  RIPPING OFF OUR FILE LOADER WHICH WILL READ THE FILES NO MATTER HOW BADLY THEY ARE SCATTERED ABOUT THE DISK!!!!         WHERE ARE THESE PRE RELEASE ORIGINALS QUARTEX...        HAS ANYONE SEEN THE MAN IN THE BOAT LATELY......       PERSONAL GREETS TO MAN DOWN    OLLY AND THE CHESTERFIELD GANGS      LINSKY   TOOLAN AND THE OLDHAM GANG THAT TURNED TO JELLY WHILST THE SITE AGENT WAS ON HOLIDAY.  ONLY 95 METRES IN A WEEK HUH!   SWEENY GOT 720 METRES IN YOU LAMERS!!!!       HEY SWEENY YOU LYING TOAD. YOU SAID THAT SLEDGEHAMMER THAT DROPPED ON YOUR HEAD DID NOT HURT. THEN WHY DID YOU NOT SHOW UP FOR WORK THE NEXT DAY. AND WHAT IS THIS I HEAR ABOUT THE HONEY MONSTER GIVING YOU A BLACK EYE.....  WHAT DID YOU EXPECT TO ACHIEVE BY TAKING THE PISS OUT OF A 6 FOOT 5    3 FOOT WIDE BLOKE WITH NO IQ.......       WHERES MY NEW TRANSIT REAGAN!  THIS VANETTE IS CRAP!!!         FRIENDLY GREETS TO PURSY    NIK   BIG EDDIE   DEREK MD    THE REPLICANTS ESPECIALLY R.AL AND SNAKE    DELIGHT ESPECIALLY TO AXE THE SIERRA MAN     THE EMPIRE ESPECIALLY ILLEGAL WHO APPEARS TO BE THEIR BEST CRACKER OF A QUALITY NATURE     ST AMIGOS    THE LIGHT TEAM   PETE WILSON    MOB    LEELEE    OBERJE    MIKE OF HOTLINE  AND THE BUTTON PRESSING MEDWAY BOY......      YET ANOTHER MENU CODED BY THE          % THE UN-NAMEABLE ONE %             COOL GRAFIX FROM PURSY ONCE AGIAN. PLEASE SEND SOME MORE COOL PICTURES...   THIS FONT WAS SKETCHED BY NIK OF THE QUARTET                WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!

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NO BORING SCROLLER THIS TIME. THIS ONE SHOULD BE INTERESTING AND WILL HOPEFULLY STIR THINGS UP A LITTLE. AT LEAST FOR THOSE WHO BUG ME.    WANTED!!!!  THE AUTHOR OF THE HACKERS HANDBOOK!!!!   YES FOLKS!   WHAT IS THIS HANDBOOK?   IT IS A MUST FOR A LAUGH AND A BIT OF SCANDAL BUT THEIR IS A TINT OF FAVOURITISM TOWARDS SOME PEOPLE IN IT.   THATS LIFE THOUGH!   THE MOST INTERESTING THING IS WHAT NON CRACKING ENTITIES HAVE TO SAY ABOUT CRACKERS.   I SAY THEY HAVE NO ROOM TO CRITICISE WHAT THEY CAN NOT DO THEMSELVES BUT CRITICS ARE USUALLY MADE UP OF ARSEHOLES...   BEFORE I GO ON CHECK OUT THE NEXT FEW CDS AS ONE WILL CONTAIN  THE STORY OF HAL AND HIS TRIP TO THE USA INCLUDING THE RIP OFF STUNTS HE PULLED AND THE BULLSHIT THAT BACKFIRED....  NOT TO MENTION THE FEAR OF HAVING A WASH       COMMONLY KNOWN AS   HATOWASHO PHOBIA.       THIS DISEASE IS SERIOUS SHIT MAN!        HERE WE HAVE MENU 338 AND AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED IT IS A CRAP MENU BUT THERE MAY BE SOMETHING OF INTEREST HERE FOR SOMEBODY.   NUFF SAID ABOUT THE MENU. NEXT ON THE AGENDA IS THIS SILLY HACKERS HANDBOOK BY NONE OTHER THAN SUPERDICK...   HEAD WHOEVER HE IS!     WHOEVER WROTE THIS PROGRAM IS OBVIOUSLY A LAMER WITH BIG IDEAS AND NO BRAINS TO PUT THEM TO USE. WHERE IS THIS PERFECTIONIST AND HIS CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE ST. COME ON DICK! GIVE US ALL A LAUGH!     THIS GUY SLAGS EVERYONE BAR THE BBC AND THE MEDWAY BOYS SO IT SHOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT TO WORK OUT WHO HE IS IF I WAS INTERESTED WHICH I AM NOT.  RUMOUR HAS IT THAT IT IS HAL! BUT I THINK NOT!         ANYHOW. SINCE THIS GUY LIKES THE BBC AND THE MEDWAY BOYS I WILL TELL YOU A STORY.  THE CLOG ALIAS ZIPPY OF THE MEDWAY BOY USES A CARTRIDGE TO CRACK SOME GAMES WHICH TO ME MAKES HIM A FAKE CRACKER. THERE ARE NO EXCUSES FOR CHEATING IN THIS WAY I AM AFRAID.  AS FOR THE BBC BEING PERFECT.  TELL ME ABOUT NEW ZEALAND STORY WITH NO LEVEL 5   OR IMPOSSOMOLE WHICH DOES NOT RUN ON STE AND 1.9 TOS   OR TOM AND JERRY TWO THAT CRASHED AFTER ONE GAME.  MOST APPERAED ON AUTOMATION MENUS TO BEGIN WITH AND I FIXED TOM AND JERRY...   I DID THE GOOD VERSION OF NEW ZEALAND STORY...   BUT I DO NOT HAVE A 1.9 TO FIX IMPOSSOMOLE ON.   WHY SHOULD I BE DOING THIS WHEN THEY ARE NOT MY MISTAKES. THE BBC DO NOT WANT TO FIX IMPOSSOMOLE. THEY SAY THEY ARE NOT PART OF AUTOMATION BUT I SAY THAT IS A POOR EXCUSE! CMON ANDY FIX IT!     WELL YOU SEE. I HATE BUGS AND I WILL STAMP OUT THE PRICK WHO WROTE HACKERS GUIDE.             USE YOUR OWN LOADER CODE AND SOMEONE ELSES PACKER CLOGGY. YOU WINGEING BUTTON PRESSING PUFF......        YOU MOAN AS IF I COULD NOT CRACK WHAT YOU HAVE CRACKED WHEN ALL YOU MEAN TO DO IS PUT ME DOWN.  I DO NOT USE A CARTRIDGE TO CRACK AND I STILL DO MORE STUFF THAN YOU AND NONE OF THIS ONE DISK VERSION CRAP.    THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT YOU IS THE SPEED YOU DO STUFF AND I KNOW THAT THE REASON FOR THAT IS A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS. YOU ARE LIVING OFF THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE A FAST SUPPLIER. THAT DOES NOT MAKE YOU GOOD     JUST FORTUNATE.    IT IS EASY TO DO QUICK CRACKS AND SPREAD YOUR NAME ABOUT ON LOADS OF STUFF.        IT SHOULD NOT BE LONG BEFORE YOU READ THIS BUT SO WHAT!  WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT!      PIPSQUEEK!        YOU HAD A BALL SLAGGING ME SO IT IS ABOUT TIME EVERYONE KNEW A BIT ABOUT YOU.   IF I HAD YOUR SUPPLIERS I WOULD PISS ALL OVER YOU!!!!!!          WELL NOW HERE IS THE LAW WITH A RANT.........      THIS IS THE LAW BACK AT LONG LAST...   I AM HERE FOR A SPECIFIC REASON, SO PLEASE DO NOT STOP READING   QUICKY MESSAGE TO ALIEN....   PP 45 F-19 WAS A GOOD DISK. PLEASE DO NOT F-29 RETALIATE FOR THE FOLLOWING TEXT NOW THAT WE ARE AT PEACE, I JUST FELT IT NEEDED TO BE MADE PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE....   NOW....    THE REASON IS THAT EVEN THOUGH I AM NOW AT PEACE WITH ALIEN AND THE POMPEY PIRATES I FEEL I ---MUST--- ANSWER THEIR LITTLE MESSAGE TO ME ON POMPEY PIRATES 44....    1. YOU SAID THAT CLOUD KINGDOMS DOES --NOT-- USE THOSE FILES...   THEN WHY DOES IT LOAD THEM?  AND WHY DID YOU ADMIT TO ME THAT IT DID USE THEM ON THE PHONE?  AND WHEN DID I SAY THAT THE GAME COULD NOT BE --FINISHED-- WITHOUT THEM?     I SAID THE --DEMO-- MODE DID NOT WORK PROPERLY WITHOUT THEM!    IF THE GAME USES THE DATA FILES THEN I FEEL IT SHOULD HAVE ACCESS TO THEM, DON'T YOU?  WHAT HAPPENED TO 100 PERCENT POMPEY PIRATE HACKS?  ALSO, WHY USE A REPLICANTS HACK OF CLOUD KINGDOMS WHEN IT WAS ONLY A ROB N. INTERNAL?  2. DAMOCLES. IT WAS A BIT TRICKY TO DO WITHOUT A CARTRIDGE BUT IF YOU SPENT 45 MINUTES ON IT THEN YOU SPENT 30 MINUTES TOO LONG!  THIS IS EXCLUDING PACKING TIME!    3. MISTAKES.  WE MAY HAVE MADE MORE MISTAKES THAN YOU BUT WE ALSO FIX THEM AND --ADMIT-- TO THEM. ALSO I FEEL THAT WHEN WE HAVE DONE 300 PLUS DISKS AND YOU ARE JUST REACHING 50 YOU SHOULD NOT MOAN! HOW MANY WILL YOU HAVE MADE BY THE TIME YOU GET TO 300 IF YOU EVER DO!    AND DO NOT GIVE ME QUALITY NOT QUANTITY AGAIN! WHY NOT BOTH?   4. SOON...  MEANS WHEN SHARAZ RETURNS THE ORIGINAL....   5. UNCLE SCROOGE IS ME THE LAW AND YOU NEVER REALISED?   AS WE ARE NOW AT PEACE I'LL IGNORE ALL THOSE REMARKS!   I HOPE YOU DO LIKEWISE FOR THE FEW THAT HAVE BEEN SAID IN THE BATCH RELEASE MENUS....   AND NOW THE GREETINGS FROM THE LAW THIS IS MY LAST PIECE OF WORK FOR AUTOMATION AND I WOULD NOT HAVE DONE THIS IF I DIDN'T FEEL SO STRONGLY ABOUT IT.....    BIGGEST-POSSIBLE-GREETS TO WHO NEEDS THERMONUCLEARMEGAMIGHTYGREETINGS?   FLAVE AND THE HOMEBOY GIL M 2 MOB RAT KO-KE LOW LIFE DUCK BOTCH IT FIX IT NEIL VAPOUR AND ALL THE AUTOMATION II ARTISTS...    BEST-REGARD-GREETINGS TO MAJOR AUTOMATION FRIENDS....   THE REPLICANTS ESPECIALLY SNAKE AND DOM - GREAT WORK!   THE BAD BREW CREW (ANDY THE ARF AND THE PILOT)   BOG-STANDARD-ONE-A-PENNY-GREETINGS TO...   THE MEDWAY BOYS HI CLOG NICE TALKING TO YOU! THE POMPEY PIRATES HI ALIEN SLEDGE AND DES NICE TALKING TO YOU....  HOPE YOU ARE STILL TALKING TO ME...... AND THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR MY SCROLLER.....   DUNNO WHO IF ANYONE IS NEXT SO BYE BYE FROM THE LAW FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!     THE END I AM NO MORE.....     I H8 BOOT LOADERS AND RAW DATA DISKS.....   AND DO NOT COMMENT ON THAT LAST LINE ANYONE OR ELSE!!     AND BEFORE I GO A PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION....    WAS CLOUD KINGDOMS WORTH ALL THAT SLAGGING AND HASSLE???   NO I DID NOT LIKE IT THAT MUCH EITHER!       WELL WHAT AN INTERESTING READ THAT WAS.  SCROLLERS ARE MUCH MORE INTERESTING WHEN THEY CONTAIN GOSSIP   SLANDER   RUMOURS  SLAGGING   AND SCANDAL HUH!    AS FOR PEACE BETWEEN POMPEY PUFFS AND THE LAW. NAAAAAAAA!       I FORGIVE NO ONE WHO OPENS THEIR TRAP AND TALKS A LOAD OF BULL.     FRIENDLY GREETS TO PURSY    NIK   BIG EDDIE   DEREK MD    THE REPLICANTS    DELIGHT   THE EMPIRE   ST AMIGOS    THE LIGHT TEAM     THE BBC... WHY DO YOU LET THE SCOTTISH LOT BOTHER YOU SO MUCH. DOES IT REALLY MATTER. I MEAN WHO THE HELL CARES. DO WHAT YOU DO BEST AND FORGET ABOUT THOSE THAT BOTHER YOU!      PETE WILSON    MOB    THE STARKS    LEELEE    OBERJE    MIKE OF HOTLINE  AND THE BUTTON PRESSING CARTRIDGE MAN......      YET ANOTHER MENU CODED BY          % THE UN-NAMEABLE ONE %             COOL GRAFIX FROM XERUD FROM SWEDEN. PLEASE SEND SOME MORE COOL PICTURES...   THIS FONT WAS SKETCHED BY NIK OF THE QUARTET                WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!

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VAPOUR PRESENTS BIG DOGS COCK MENU 339. AUTOMATION ARE DEAD! BIG DOGS COCK IS OUR NEW NAME.......     CARD ADDICT DOES NOT RUN ON ALL TOS MACHINES SO PLEASE DO NOT COMPLAIN AS IT IS NOT WORTH WORRYING ABOUT.   I FINALLY GOT SOME SMALL STUFF TO GET SHUT OF ONE OF MANY 400K PLUS TITLES I STILL HAVE LYING AROUND. THIS TIME I CHOSE TO GET SATAN OUT. GIVE ME SOME SMALL STUFF AND I WILL RELEASE THE PURPLE SATURN DAY    BACK TO THE FUTURE    SLY SPY    SONIC BOOM    RETURN TO THE PLANET OF THE ROBOT MONSTERS AND LAST NINJA 2. THESE TITLES ARE GETTING OLDER AND OLDER AND I AM PISSED OFF BECAUSE I DID ALL BUT SLY SPY WEEKS AGO NOW!    I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE A NEW RECRUIT WHO JOINED US AT THE ATRAI SHOW IN LONDON. HE IS NONE OTHER THAN THE BALD EAGLE WHO IS THE MOST PRODUCTIVE OF THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK. APPOLLO HAS BEEN SACKED AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED AS HE PROOVED HIMSELF TO BE PRETTY USELESS.  OK! THOSE OF YOU WHO WENT TO THE SHOW AND HAD ENDULGED IN SOME LONDON BEER WILL HAVE DISCOVERED THAT IT IS WATERED DOWN NATS PISS. STICK TO BOTTLES AND CANS WHEN YOU GO TO LONDON!!!   A BIG HI AND NICE TO MEET YOU ALL GOES TO THE LOST BOYS    MOB (BONEHEAD) HOW IS THE CONVERTIBLE?    DEREK (ANIMAL) MD AND BECKY   THE MEDWAY BOYS   THE POMPEY PIRATES   THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY   THE BALD EAGLE    DAVE OF THE EMPIRE    WIZPOP   AXE OF MILK SHAKE (THE PENCIL DESTROYER)    THE BBC (THANKS FOR THE PARKING TICKET PHIL) AND ANYONE ELSE I FORGOT........      DUE OUT SOON WHEN SOME FILLER UPPERS ARRIVE WILL BE FUTURE BIKE SIMULATOR    TURN IT   AND DAYS OF THUNDER.  HEY LAWRENCE! THOSE MENUS YOU DID ARE GOING DOWN LIKE LONDON BEER......    SHIT!      WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DOING GOOD STUFF.  I BET YOU DRINK GREENHALLS!!!!!!     OH YEAH! THAT WAS A NICE MILK SHAKE YOU WERE WEARING AXE!  VERY FASHIONABLE!     WHO SAID GERMANS WERE NOT TREND SETTERS.....       FRIENDLY HI TO THE REPLICANTS AND WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU ALL?      OTHER GREETS GO TO THE UN-NAMEABLE ONE    THE PUP   DRAXS   THE CAREBEARS    MONTY   G-FORCE    BIG EDDIE   AND    TO YOU READING THIS.         AND REMEMBER IF YOU SEE A CRAP DISK      LAWRENCE COMPILED IT!       I HOPE YOU DO BETTER AT THE POLYTECHNIC THAN YOU MAKE MENUS LAWRENCE!!!        HI TO EGB AND I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOUR NEW INTROS...  HANG IN THERE....      THAT JUST ABOUT TIES UP THIS SCROLLTEXT SO BYE FROM VAPOUR   PAT AND SARAH....

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AUTOMATION ARE PROUD TO PRESENT  COMPACT MENU 340     OPTIONS  -1- NEW ZEALAND STORY  -2- DRAGON NINJA  -0- TOGGLE HZ     HI TO ALL OUR FRIENDS   THIS MENU WAS CODED BY  NEIL OF CB     MUSIC BY  MAD MAX     MENU PUT TOGETHER BY  VAPOUR     LET'S WRAP!   AUTOMATION RULE...   HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE OVERLANDERS - THE EMPIRE - THE STARKS - DELIGHT - MCA - SEWER SOFTWARE - MOB THE MEGA SUPPLIER - PURSY - IAN.C - MONTY - LEELEE - OBERJE - THE LOST BOYS - THE BBC - DEREK MD - ST AMIGOS - LITTLE LULU - AND ALL OUR SUPPLIERS.......

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PRESS ONE FOR ORIENTAL GAMES -------- PRESS TWO FOR BLINKS SCARY SCHOOL -------- AUTOMATION DISK 341.........      I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY TO APOLOGISE FOR THE OVER USAGE OF THIS MENU CODE BUT I HAVE PACKED A LOT OF STUFF LATELY AND I HAVE NOT HAD TIME TO MESS AROUND WITH ALTERNATIVE CODE AND GRAFIX.  SINCE YOU ARE GETTING LOADS OF GOOD PACKS I SHOULD NOT COMPLAIN IF I WERE YOU. WHY NOT SEND ME SOME CODE OF YOUR OWN FOR ME TO MAKE GOOD USE OF......   OUR MAIN CODERS ARE BUSY WRITING GAMES AT PRESENT BUT I HEAR THAT EGB HAS SOME NEW CODE READY AND RARING TO GO!!    GIVE IT TO ME GORDON....   I COULD DO WITH SOMETHING NEW....  YET ANOTHER CD NOT DONE BY THE LAW...... THIS HAS REASONABLE TITLES ON IT!!     WELL I FINALLY GOT HOLD OF LOADS OF SMALL STUFF AND I HAVE MANAGED TO RELEASE A FEW GOOD MENUS TO COMPENSATE FOR THE CRAP WHICH LAWRENCE USED TO PUT THE FRIGHTENERS ON YOU ALL!!!!!!     BEFORE I GO ON I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE TO YOU A NEW MEMBER KNOWN TO MANY PEEPS AS THE BALD EAGLE OR TBE FOR SHORT....   HERE ARE SOME CODES FOR VIKING CHILD ---- DENIS(E) ------ SHE BLIZ ------ SHARKMAN ------ NYMHARSW ------         IN ANY THALION INTRO WAIT FOR THE LOGO TO COME ON AND TYPE AAARRGH FOR A DIFFERENT TUNE OR TYPE SCHNISM TO GET THE LOGO BOUNCING.......     TYPE THESE CODES IN SUPERCARS ON CD 229 ------- ODIE ------ BIGC ------ POOR ------ ALSO TRY QUIT -- EXIT -- HELP -- TURD -- SHIT -- CRAP -- REDO -- OR ANY OTHER FOUR LETTER EXPLETIVE.........  NEWS TIME CD 267 CONTAINS TWILIGHTS RANSOM AS APOLLO NEVER ACTUALLY FINISHED FIENDISH FREDDY AND TO STOP PEOPLE ASKING FOR 267 WE USED TWILIGHTS RANSOM AND IT IS CRAP.....  STARBLADE WAS REPACKED WITH A SMALLER CHUNK SIZE SO IT SHOULD NOW RUN IN 512K 1.9 TOS...... COLOSSUS CHESS ON 334 DOES NOT RUN ON 1.9 TOS.  ADDICT IS NOT STE COMPATIBLE.  POLICE QUEST II -- LEISURE SUIT LARRY III -- AND SPACE QUEST III ARE ALL ONE MEG ONLY......  HI THERE FOLKS!     WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS SCROLLER THEN?     IT'S PRETTY HARD TO READ ISN'T IT!     IN FACT, I'D SAY IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO READ!     I'M NOT GOING TO TYPE MUCH TEXT FOR THIS SCROLLER 'COZ IT WOULD BE A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME SO LET'S END HERE.....                     HI TO ALL MEMBERS OF THE REPLICANTS    THE EMPIRE   THE CAREBEARS   THE MEDWAY BOYS    THE POMPEY PIRATES   DEREK AND BECKY    THE BBC    MOB    PURSY    THE UNNAMEABLE ONE   DELIGHT AND EVERYONE ELSE I KNOW

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. AUTOMATION PRESENT NO HOLDS BARRED MEGA DISK THREE HUNDRED AND NO OTHER THAN FORTY THREE WITH MORE BOUNCE TO THE SCANLINE -    PRESS ONE FOR ATTACK ON THE MUTANT BUTTON PRESSER - PRESS TWO FOR SORRY KID BUT YOU CAN'T DRINK IN HERE - PRESS THREE FOR THE RETURN OF THE GI-NORMOUS KILLER DOC MARTINS FROM PLANET SPAIN -    SOME INFO ABOUT THE GAMES ON THIS DISK --- I ONLY DID GAME ONE BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE MADE A BIG THING OUT OF IT AND COMPLAINED THAT IT WAS DIFFICULT TO WORK OUT WHICH DISK THE DATA BLOCKS WERE ON (OR SO I WAS TOLD). CONSIDERING ALL THE FILES WERE CHECKSUMMED IN SOME WAY I DID NOT SEE WHAT HIS PROBLEM WAS!  ALL I CAN SAY ABOUT THIS TITLE IS YAWNNNNN! ANOTHER BOOT GAME NOW IN FILES AND SAVE YOUR GAME TO ANOTHER DISK OR STAND BY AND WATCH THIS DISK GET ERASED BY AN IRRESPONSIBLE ACT OF SAVING YOUR GAME ON TOP OF IT!!!!!    GAME TWO WAS CRACKED BY THE REPLICANTS AND WAS ANOTHER EASY ONE TO PUT INTO FILES.  GAME THREE WAS A LITTLE TRICKY TO PACK DUE TO THE WAY IN WHICH DELIGHTS LOADER WORKED BUT IT DID NOT NEED TOO MUCH TIME TO DO....    YOU MAY SAVE YOUR TENNIS SAVED GAMES TO THIS COMPACT DISK. THIS DISK IS THE FIRST IN A LINE OF NEW MENUS TO BE RELEASED SHORTLY AND IS BROUGHT TO YOU A WEEK LATE BECAUSE MY DRIVE HAS MET ITS MAKER. THANKS TO KEITH.W FOR THE USE OF HIS MACHINE. NOW I WILL BE ABLE TO MAKE SOME MORE MENUS WHICH COULD HAVE BEEN ON THE MARKET ALREADY BUT FOR MY NO LONGER TRUSTY 37.50 CRAP DRIVE. THESE OTHER NEW MENUS WILL CONTAIN THE FOLLOWING TITLES MOST OF WHICH I DID OVER BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND AND THEY ARE....   PURPLE SATURN DAY WHICH I DID BECAUSE I WAS ACCUSED OF NOT BEING ABLE TO CRACK IT! I HAVE ALSO WRITTEN A PROGRAM AS PROOF THAT I CRACKED IT TO MAKE SURE THAT SOME TIT DOES NOT ACCUSE ME OF RIPPING IT OFF!  THE OTHER TITLES CONSIST OF FUTURE BIKE SIMULATOR - LAST NINJA 2 - SATAN PLUS FROM THE REPLICANTS - SONIC BOOM - RETURN TO THE PLANET OF THE ROBOT MONSTERS - TARK ALIAS CRAP ------ NOT A BAD WEEKEND HUH!  IT SHOWS WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH TWO MACHINES AND THE WIFE DOWN AT HER PARENTS FOR THE WEEKEND. ALL THIS WAS MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO CHRIS WHO GIVES ME HIS STE ONE WEEK IN THREE WHEN HE IS WORKING NIGHTS.....  MEANWHILE I WILL HAVE A QUICK LOOK AT BATTLEMASTER....  I WAS HOPING TO FILE PACK BSS JANE SEYMOUR BUT THIS WILL TAKE SOME TIME TO PUT INTO FILES AND I DO NOT HAVE MUCH TIME THIS WEEK SO I WILL SETTLE FOR MAKING UP SOME MENUS...  I HAVE ALSO HEARD THAT LIN WU DOES NOT WORK ON 1.9 TOS SO WE WILL FIX THAT IN DUE COURSE FOR THOSE OF YOU WITH THE CRAPPY 1.9 TOS...   GREAT GREETS GO TO ALL OUR CODERS AND ARTISTS - ALL MEMBERS OF THE REPLICANTS AND DELIGHT.  I AM HOPING TO BUY A MEG STE AT THE SHOW IF I CAN GO THAT IS!    IF AND WHEN I GET OWN STE AND A NEW DRIVE FOR MY 1.8 TOS I CAN PROMISE YOU LOADS OF RAW DATA GAMES IN FILES. IF I CAN DO THE AFFORMENTIONED TITLES IN 3 DAYS THEN WAIT AND SEE WHAT CAN BE DONE WHEN I HAVE MY OWN TWO MACHINES.  WE ARE NOW VERY CLOSE TO HAVING OUR OWN BBS WITH THE MEGA MIGHTY MOB STARING AS MODEM MAN. BOLLOCKS TO IRAQ! CHECK OUT OUR BBS FOR A WARZONE....    ALIENS NOW ITS WAR!  YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET!    NAGASAKI WAS ONLY MAGIC MUSHROOM!    IF YOU ARE A CINEMA FAN THEN STAY CLEAR OF THE GUARDIAN STARING LOADS AND LOADS OF PEOPLE YOU HAVE NEVER BLEEDING HEARD OF AS IT IS OVER RATED TROLLOP!!!!    OK DANGERZONE! WHAT IS THIS MORE OLD CRAP STUFF YOU HAVE BEEN PACKING LATELY? YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING ME DO GOOD GAMES AND RAW DATA GAMES!!!!!!   IF YOU WANT TO WASTE YOUR TALENT THEN YOU COULD ALWAYS BUY A CARTRIDGE......  HA HA HA!     SHIT! ALMOST FORGOT! WHO SAID THE CLOG COULD USE OUR FILE LOADER? NO ONE IN AUTOMATION GAVE HIM PERMISSION! DO I DETECT A RIP OFF HERE? PROOF THAT YOU CAN DO FILE LOADING RAW DATA GAMES IS ONE THING BUT LIVING OFF OUR CODE IS ANOTHER!!!!  OK! NUFF SAID NOW PRESS A BUTTON... OOOOOPS SORRY CLOGGY!      HI THERE FOLKS!     WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS SCROLLER THEN?     IT'S PRETTY HARD TO READ ISN'T IT!     IN FACT, I'D SAY IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO READ!     I'M NOT GOING TO TYPE MUCH TEXT FOR THIS SCROLLER 'COZ IT WOULD BE A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME SO LET'S END HERE.....                     USE A BLANK FORMATTED DISK FOR THE PRISON SAVED GAME.

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AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 344 - 1 - SLY SPY. 2 - DAYS OF THUNDER. 3 - TURTLE GROOVES. 4 - FOURFIT. 5 - THE MILL.HI THERE FOLKS!     WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS SCROLLER THEN?     IT'S PRETTY HARD TO READ ISN'T IT!     IN FACT, I'D SAY IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO READ!     I'M NOT GOING TO TYPE MUCH TEXT FOR THIS SCROLLER 'COZ IT WOULD BE A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME SO LET'S END HERE.....                     HI TO ALL MEMBERS OF THE REPLICANTS    THE EMPIRE   THE CAREBEARS   THE MEDWAY BOYS    THE POMPEY PIRATES   DEREK AND BECKY    THE BBC    MOB    PURSY    THE UNNAMEABLE ONE   DELIGHT AND EVERYONE ELSE I KNOW

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AUTOMATION CD 345    WITH THIS DISK WE BRING YOU A FS II SCENERY DISK... TO USE THIS YOU MUST BOOT UP CD 184 (WOCHA MEAN, YOU DON'T HAVE IT?!?!???) AND LOAD FS II (WELL I NEVER!!!)   WHEN IT HAS LOADED INSERT THIS DISK AND PRESS 'E'    WOW!    EVEN GIL M 2 COULD DO IT!!!!    (STOP PLAYING THAT CRAPPY FOOTBALL CRAPPY CRAZY CRAPPY FOOTBALL CRAP!)     OK, OVER TO THE CREDITS (NOT AS BAD AS THE GREETINGS BUT WE 'AIN'T DONE ANY FOR THIS DISK!!!)   CREDITS FOR THIS DISK....   CODE....  DISASTER ZONE   MUSIC RIPPING....  LOW LIFE   FONT....  LOW LIFE   GRAPHICS BY ??????? (BUT IF YOU DID DRAW IT THEN WE ALWAYS HAVE VACANCIES FOR GOOD ARTISTS!!!! - GET IN TOUCH!!!! )    AESTHETICALLY (I THINK THAT'S HOW YOU SPELL IT) PLEASING, OR WHAT?   WRAP.....     NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA BATMAAAAAAAAAN!   NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA BATMAAAAAAAAAN!   BATMAN!  BATMAN!  BAPMAN!    NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NUH!  VAPMAAAAAAAAAAAAN!   (HEY VAPS, THAT WAS STM'S IDEA!!!!)

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AUTOMATION PRESENT DISK NO. 345 , YET MORE SOFTWARE FOR YOUR DISK COLLECTION.   THIS DISK WAS REASSEMBLED FOR STE COMPATIBLE BORDER CODE.  ALSO ON THIS DISK IS THE JAPAN SCENERY DISK FOR FLIGHT SIM II WHICH IS TO BE USED WITH DISK 184....   ..............WRAP TIME............

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AUTOMATION CD 346 - THIS IS THE ONE WE WARNED YOU ABOUT ON 353!!!!!    CREDITS FOR THIS DISK....   CODE....  DISASTER ZONE   MUSIC RIPPING....  LOW LIFE   FONT....  LOW LIFE   GRAPHICS BY ??????? (BUT IF YOU DID DRAW IT THEN WE ALWAYS HAVE VACANCIES FOR GOOD ARTISTS!!!! - GET IN TOUCH!!!! )    WRAP.....     �� AUTOMATION (IN PARTICULAR DISASTER ZONE AND FLAVE) SEND THEIR GREETINGS TO.....    THE REPLICANTS AND THE UNION....    OH YEAH! AND THE EMPIRE!    LISA.B, GIL M 2 (THE DICKHEAD WHO TESTED DRAGON NINJA...........), MR TREBOR (SEND MORE ORIGINALS!!!!!!!), THE LOLLIPOP MAN, MC POPS, THE MASK, BOB, MAL, COL, BRI, MOB, OH! YEAH! AND WHATS HIS NAME......  ERRR.....  CAN'T REMEMBER.....  MAYBE LATER.....   HAGGIS THE "COB" (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE (NO, NOT EGB!)), THE HOMEBOY, BIG MEGA-GREET TO DICK WHO READS POMPEY SCROLLERS.....   AH! YEAH! REMEMBERED WHO IT WAS NOW, SOMEONE UNIMPORTANT I'M AFRAID! YEAH! IT'S VAPOUR!!!!!    WRAPPPPPPPPPPARW

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AUTOMATION CD 347 - THE COMPACTION MASTERS RULE OK! (THAT'S US FOLKS!!!) AUTOMATION CD 347 - THE COMPACTION MASTERS RULE OK! (THAT'S US FOLKS!!!) WOT? NO SCROLLTEXT?   THAT'S COS WE ARE EATING FROZEN SNICKERS BARS (SEND US MORE FOR THE ADVERT, MARS!!! - YUM, YUM, I EAT THEM EVERY DAY!!!)    HANG ON! WHO IS THIS AT THE KEYBOARD?  HA!  I'M A THIEF WHO JUST HAPPENS TO KNOW ASSEMBLY AND DECIDED TO DO A DISK BEFORE I PINCH THIS ST!!   MEEE-OWWW MEEE-OWWW MEE-OWW  ELLO, ELLO, ELLO!  YOU ARE UNDER ARREST, MATEY, BOYO!    OK SIR, I BELIEVE THIS ST IS YOURS!   THANKS OFFICER, DISASTER ZONE AND FLAVE HERE AGAIN!    THANKS TO THE BBC FOR THE HACK OF BEVERLY HILLS COP, AND THANKS TO THE REPLICANTS FOR THE HACK OF DARK SAT (EVEN IF IT DID NOT WORK AND I HAD TO HACK IT A BIT MORE!!!!)    COME ON D.ZONE, STOP TYPING AND START HACKIN' MORTVILLE MANOR!   BOG OFF, IT'S CRAP!!   (THAT NEVER STOPPED YOU IN THE PAST!!)    RIGHT, I 'AIN'T TAKIN' THIS ANY MORE, I'M GONNA DO ANOTHER DISK...  SO BUGGER OFF THE LOT OF YOU!!      AUTOMATION CD 347 - THE COMPACTION MASTERS RULE OK! (THAT'S US FOLKS!!!)

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AUTOMATION PRESENT DISK NO. 347.   THIS DISK WAS REASSEMBLED FOR STE COMPATIBLE BORDER CODE.   THERE ARE HARDLY ANY OF OUR MENUS THAT DO NOT RUN ON ALL STS SO ASK AROUND IF YOU HAVE ONE THAT IS NOT COMPATABLE WITH YOUR MACHINE. BYE FRON VAPOUR.  ..............WRAP TIME...........

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TRY PRESSING HELP, UNDO, INSERT AND CLR-HOME....   THIS IS THE CREDITS AND GREETINGS SCROLLTEXT, SO IF YOU ARE NOT IN A CREW DON'T BOTHER TO READ IT COZ YOU WILL GET BORED!   FIRSTLY, THE CREDITS...   CODE (HOPEFULLY STE FIXED) BY DISASTER ZONE   PICTURE BY LOW LIFE   MUSIC RIPPED BY LOW LIFE FROM SUPER CARS   ALL PACKS ON THIS DISK BY THE FLAVOUR FLAVE    SCROLLY RUBBISH TYPED BY DISASTER ZONE      OK! NOW FOR THE GREETINGS.....    MEGA-REGARDS TO..  THE BBC, THE REPLICANTS, THE UNION, THE EMPIRE, ZIPPY, THE HOMEBOY (HAD TO, DIDN'T I?), GIL M 2 (THE M2 IS NORMALLY BLOCKED UP), MOB, THE IRS OF THE UN-NAMEABLES, AND THAT IS ABOUT IT...   NORMALS GREETINGS TO....   SEWER SOFTWARE (GREAT FLIGHT SIM HACK!), MERLIN, THE MASK, COL, MAL, BOB, BRI AND THE POMPEY PIRATES (THANX FOR THE DISKS, DES!!)      (SEE? TOLD YOU IT WOULD BE BORING!)     WRAP!     �� WOW! DISK 348 AND STILL NO STOPPING (FOOLED -MOST- OF YOU, ANYWAY!)   WELL, WE HAVE LOST COUNT OF THE NUMBER OF GAMES WE HAVE PACKED, THE LAST COUNT OF HOW MANY DISKS DONE BY EACH MEMBER WAS WRONG, AND WE CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO COUNT 'EM AGAIN!  WE ALSO STILL DON'T KNOW THE AMOUNT OF DISKS WE HAVE SAVED YOU, ALTHOUGH JUDGING BY MY FRIEND'S (WITH A AMEEEEEEGA! YURGHHHHH!) IT'S PROBABLY INTO THE MULTI-HUNDREDS!!    WITH THIS DISK WE BRING YOU 'RINGS OF MEDUSA'    YOU CAN TRUST THIS VERSION, UNLIKE SOME OTHER CREWS VERSION WHICH THEY CANNOT FIX FOR SOME STRANGE REASON!  CHUNKY-CHUNKY, GUYS!    WE WILL ALSO BE SHORTLY BRINGING YOU THE AUTOMATION TRAVELLING SCROLLTEXT NUMBER 2    IT HAS ONLY BEEN TYPED BY TWO MEMBERS SO FAR, SO MAYBE IT WON'T BE SO SOON AFTER ALL!    QUICK MESSAGE TO THE ALIEN!  ROTOX!  IT WAS ONLY 570 ODD KILOBYTES ANYWAY!   I HAVE JUST DONE IT PROPERLY AND IT VERY NEARLY FITTED ON A SINGLE SIDED DISK!   YOUR MENU COULD NOT BE 200K BIG?   OH WELL, THAT'S LIFE!  ANYWAY, YOU DID MANAGE TO DO AN OUTSTANDING JOB ON PP45, SO MAYBE THAT MAKES UP FOR A LOUSY JOB ON PP46!  MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU AT THE SHOW!  (SOME OF US WILL WEAR T-SHIRTS, WE 'AINT CHICKEN!!!!)    BOTH TITLES HERE (AS SAID IN THE LOWER TEXT) WERE PACKED BY THE FLAVOUR FLAVE.....  HANG ON, THE PHONE JUST RANG!    WOW! IT'S FLAVE! NO SUPRISE THERE COS HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH MY NEW NUMBER SO FAR!   YOU HATE WHAT, FLAVE?  OH!  NO! OKAY, I WONT SAY THAT YOU HATE FLOWER ARRANGING!  WHOOOPS!  SORRY FLAVE!   BYE BYE!    BACK AGAIN! JUST IN TIME IN FACT TO DO THE WRAP!

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AUTOMATION PRESENT DISK NO. 348.   THIS DISK WAS REASSEMBLED FOR STE COMPATIBLE BORDER CODE.   THERE ARE HARDLY ANY OF OUR MENUS THAT DO NOT RUN ON ALL STS SO ASK AROUND IF YOU HAVE ONE THAT IS NOT COMPATABLE WITH YOUR MACHINE. BYE FRON VAPOUR.  ..............WRAP TIME.......