BBC CD #11


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WELCOME TO BBC \\                      YEP THIS  IS ANOTHERBRILLIANT MUSIC DEMO FROM THE MASTER OF    DIGITAL  SOUND      CHRISPY NOODLE                       WRITTEN FOR RELEASE  AT THE  ATARI SHOW     IN JUNE \dcd                        HI THIS IS THE PILOT ITS ] _` AM AND I   HAVE BEEN CAJOLED  INTO WRITING ANOTHER      SCROLLER      ON THE UNDERSTANDINGTHAT ITS ONLY SHORT   AND TO THE POINT      WHICH IS THE         ATARI SHOW       WE ARE RELEASING   COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF   CRACKS DEMOS AND    METHANE THANX TO     KENTUCKY FRIED     CHICKEN  BURGERS   THE DEMOS ARE TWO    SUPERB DIGIMUZAX      FROM CHRISPY      ONE OF WHICH YOU  SHOULD BE LISTENING   TO AT THE MOMENT   THERE ARE TWO WITH THIS SCROLL MESSAGE  BECAUSE WE HAVE A     `][ DEMO AND A   \[_[ DEMO THOUGH OF COURSE THE `][ DEMO   WORKS ON A \[_[   AND THIS MESSAGE IS     HARD TO WORD          TWO WAYS       FOLLOWING WHAT YOU ARE READING NOW ARE      THE GREETS        LOOK FOR US AT         THE SHOW       YOU CANNOT MISS US      YO  ARMANI        SEE YOU AT THE    APPOINTED TIME AND     PLACE MY MAN        AND GARY TOO     GET OFF THAT PHONE THAT WAS MEANT TO BE    A SHORT CALL     BELIEVE ME BROTHER    WE ALL GET IT         SIMPLE  TO         SOLVE THOUGH        GET YOUR OWN         PHONE LINE                                GREETS            REVOLUTION          AUTOMATION          THE  UNION         BLADERUNNERS        FREESTYLE UK            AND          LAST BUT NOT LEAST     STAN THE MAN                           SO THERE WERE         THE GREETS     AND NOW A QUICK WORD   ABOUT THE BBC     THE BAD BREW CREW     WE ARE A TRIO     NOT THE CHOCOLATE        VARIETY          CONSISTING  OF                            THE  PILOT       CRACKING HACKING  AND PACKING A LITTLE AS YET VERY LITTLE                       ANDY THE ARFLING    CRACKING HACKING   PACKING AND CODING                        CHRISPY NOODLE      PACKING CODING     AND NUTTY MUZAX                         SO THERE YOU ARE   OR RATHER HERE YOU  ARE WATCHING THIS       SEXY  HUH       THIS IS THE PILOT    CRASH LANDING IN   FRIENDLY TERRITORY  MAYBE SOMEONE WILL    RESCUE ME SOON   BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT    I AM GETTING          SOME KIP          OVER AND OUT                                                                                                           THE BBC PRESENT     DARLING COME HERE           DEMO                BBC \\

BBC CD #12


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I'M BACK! - THIS SCROLLER IS CALLED ANDY'S REVENGE.WELL I WARNED YOU I WOULD SEE YOU IN BBC 12,ANOTHER ONE OF MY MASTERPIECES,WHICH IS SORT OF WHAT THIS IS,AS YOU HAVE PROBABLY GATHERED FROM THE TOP OF THE SCREEN,WE ARE JOINING FORCES WITH THE REVOLUTION,SO THIS IS ALSO REVOLUTION DISK 12.THE ARRANGEMENT SO FAR IS THAT THEY SEND ALL THEIR PACKS AND CRACKS TO ME,AS WELL AS SOME GRAPHICS AND INTERESTING(?) SCROLL MESSAGES THEN I ASSEMBLE THE MENUS.BEFORE I GO ON (AND ON,AND ON,AND ON) I WILL JUST MENTION THAT THE PASSWORDS TO THUNDERBIRDS ARE AT THE END OF THE SCROLL MESSAGE.STILL READING? THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE AFTER THAT.READY FOR TORTURE TIME? GREETINGS GO TO AUTOMATION (OF COURSE),THE BLADERUNNERS (ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?),THE UNION (NICE CRACKS BY THE REPLICANTS,DONE ANYTHING ELSE LATELY?),THE TIMELORDS (WHAT CAN I SAY,NICE MENU,ONLY JOKING,HI GUYS),THE MEDWAYS BOYS (I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR MENUS BUT I'VE HEARD BIG THINGS,YOUR METROCROSS WAS THE FIRST CRACKED GAME I EVER SAW ON THE ST OVER 18 MONTHS AGO),STAN THE MAN (GREAT STUFF,ALL WORKING,NICE!),THE LOST BOYS (WE SHALL MEET SOON,VERY SOON) AND I SUPPOSE ALSO HI TO BIRDY,THE HAPPY PACKER IS ONLY AWFUL,IT'S NOT COMPLETELY USELESS! TO ANYONE I LEFT OUT,CONTACT US,IT SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD IF YOU'VE GOT OUR EARLIER MENUS.WELL THAT'S IT,GREETS OVER.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS MENU? SORRY ABOUT THE OLD MUSIC BUT CHRISPY IS STILL IN THE STATES SO NO NEW STUFF FROM HIM LATELY,MAYBE I'LL HAVE TO RESORT TO RIPPING SOME.ON A DISK I HAVE 6 SOUNDTRACKER TUNES,IF ONLY I HAD THE PLAYER YOU WOULD HEAR SOME REAL MUSIC.THE MUSIC YOU ARE CURRENTLY LISTENING TO COMES FROM JET SET WILLY ON THE ATARI 8-BIT,COMPOSED BY ROB HUBBARD HIMSELF,CHRIS' FIRST CONVERSION.WHILE I'M ON THE SUBJECT OF RIPPING MUSIC,I MIGHT AS WELL ADMIT THAT ALL THE GRAPHICS ARE RIPPED FROM NORTHSTAR DEMOS ON THE AMIGA,HI TO >,HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ME USING YOUR CHARACTER SETS BUT WE STILL DO NOT HAVE ANYONE WHO CAN DO SOME SERIOUS GRAPHICS FOR US.WELL THAT JUST ABOUT SUMS THINGS UP FOR NOW,CHEEEEEEEEERIO FROM ME,ANDY THE ARFLING.                    P.S. I SAID I WOULD TELL YOU THE PASSWORDS TO THUNDERBIRDS AT THE END OF THE MESSAGE,WELL TO BE MORE SPECIFIC,I MEANT THE END OF THE NEXT MESSAGE (BBC/REV 13),WELL I DIDN'T SAY WHAT MESSAGE,DID I?

BBC CD #13


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YEAH,I'M BACK ON THE KEYBOARD - OH NO YOU REPLY NOT HIM AGAIN,NOT ANDY BACK TO BORE! YES,HERE I AM AGAIN,BUT NEVER MIND,I'M SURE I CAN'T GO ON FOR TOO LONG.I'LL JUST SAY THAT BOTH THESE GAMES REQUIRE AT LEAST ONE MEG TO RUN.WELL,WHAT SHALL WE TALK ABOUT NOW,HOW ABOUT SOFTWARE.FIRSTLY,THE BEST GAME ON THE ST IS DUNGEON MASTER.SECONDLY,THE SECOND BEST GAME ON THE ST IS SPEEDBALL.OF COURSE,YOU TOTALLY AGREE WITH ME,DON'T YOU? WHY DO U.S.GOLD SELL SO MANY CRAP GAMES? WHY IS MARY WHITEHOUSE SUCH A MOANING OLD WINDBAG? WHY CAN'T TIERTEX WRITE A DECENT GAME? WHY DO BREAKOUT CLONES STILL KEEP APPEARING? WHY DO GAMES SELL WHEN THEY JUST HAVE DECENT GRAPHICS AND ABSOLUTELY NO GAMEPLAY? WHY DID ATARI COCK-UP THE 1.09 OS,DIDN'T THEY LEARN FROM THE PROBLEMS WHEN THEY CHANGED THE OS ON THE 8-BIT ATARIS? WHY IS THE AMIGA SUCH A BASTARD TO USE?    ANSWER TO ALL THESE IS.......42 (WELL DON'T ASK ME,TALK TO DOUGLAS ADAMS ABOUT IT,WE APOLOGISE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE!).GREETING TIME,A BIG HI TO THE ROYAL MAIL,10 DAYS AGO I SENT A PARCEL TO ARMANI OF THE REVOLUTION,WHERE IS IT,WHO KNOWS? ALSO HI TO AUTOMATION,THE TIMELORDS,THE BLADERUNNERS,THE UNION,THE MEDWAY BOYS,STAN THE MAN,THE LOST BOYS,MCA AND BIRDY.HAVE YOU READ ALL OF THE SCROLL MESSAGE IN MENU 12? IF SO,YOU KNOW WHAT'S COMING UP NEXT,I WOULDN'T CON YOU AGAIN,THE PASSWORDS TO THUNDERBIRDS ARE AS FOLLOWS 1-NO PASSWORD,2-RECOVERY,3-ALOYSIUS,4-ANDERSON,HAPPY NOW? I SUPPOSE YOU'VE ALREADY STOPPED READING BY NOW,SO I'LL SIGN OFF,CHEEEEEEEERIO FROM ME,ANDY THE ARFLING

BBC CD #14


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PLEASE,NOT AGAIN,NOT ANOTHER ATA SCROLLER.SORRY GUYS,COME BACK ELTRON ALL IS FORGIVEN,YOU WRITE EXCELLENT SCROLLERS,DESPITE THE UNTRUTHS YOU SAY ABOUT US.THE PILOT HAS ASKED ME TO POINT OUT THE HE ISN'T A COMPLETE LAMER,JUST BECAUSE HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING AT ALL.THIS IS THE THIRD JOINT DISK WITH THE REVOLUTION AND STILL NONE OF THEIR STUFF HAS APPEARED,WELL BLAME THE POST SERVICE AND THE TRAIN STRIKES FOR THAT.I'VE HEARD THAT OUR DISKS HAVE REACHED ALL THE WAY TO GERMANY,SO FOR ALL YOU GERMAN READERS...FERNSEHAPPARAT (IS THAT HOW YOU SPELL IT?)...2 YEARS OF GERMAN AND THAT'S ALL I CAN REMEMBER,IT MEANS EITHER UMBRELLA OR TELEVISION!!!MANY THANKS TO PETE FOR SOME OF THE SOFTWARE ON THIS DISK,SEND SOME  MORE SOON.TIME FOR A JOKE,A CRUISE LINER IS ON FIRE,EVERYBODY HAS JUMPED OVER-BOARD INTO LIFE BOATS AND THERE'S ONLY TWO PEOPLE LEFT ON THE SHIP,AN OLD SEA DOG AND A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND LEGS.THE SEA DOG SAYS,'LOOK HERE,OLD MAN,IF YOU ROLL UNDER THE RAILS INTO THE SEA,I'LL SWIM UNDER YOU AND CARRY YOU TO SHORE.'.SO THE MAN WITH NO ARMS AND LEGS ROLLS OUT OF HIS DECK-CHAIR,UNDER THE RAILINGS,INTO THE SEA,IMMEDIATELY HE FEELS THE OTHER MAN COME UP BENEATH HIM AND START TO SWIM. THEY GO ON LIKE THIS FOR 2 DAYS UNTIL THEY REACH THE SHORE THEN THE SEA DOG SAYS,'WHOA,SWIMMING FOR TWO DAYS IS A REAL PAIN IN THE ARSE.' AND THE OTHER MAN REPLIES,'YEAH,I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT BUT I HAD TO HOLD ON SOME HOW!'        BOOOO....HISSSSSS......GET OFF.....OKAY,TIME TO CALL IT A DAY,NO GREETS HERE,READ MENU 13,THEY'D BE THE SAME AS THAT IF I DID ANY.CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERIO FROM ME,ANDY THE ARFLING

BBC CD #15


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IS THIS THE BEST WE CAN DO?                                           Ӝ  WELCOME TO BBC 15!                                            Ӡ  ALMOST A YEAR AFTER THE LAST BBC CD'S WE'RE BACK WITH A VENGEANCE!!!       OK YOU THINK,SO WHAT'S GOING ON?    WE'RE BACK ON OUR OWN AGAIN NOW, AUTOMATION HAVE GONE THEIR OWN WAY AND SO WE BRING YOU THE QUALITY (MAKES UP FOR THE SMALL QUANTITY I THINK!). CURRENT BBC POLICY IS PACK EVERYTHING NEW THAT ISN'T ALREADY ON A MENU, NOT OLD SHIT OR STUFF ALREADY PACKED ( NOT JUST FLIPPED ON ONE DISK.... ). NOW A FEW WORDS ABOUT THIS MENU I THINK,ALL CODE BY ME (ANDY THE ARFLING),BBC LOGO DRAWN BY WIZPOP (THANX!), FONT RIPPED FROM TOS 1.08 (!) AND MUSIC BY CHRISPY NOODLE. THIS MENU FEATURES REAL-TIME 3D ENLARGING, I HAVEN'T JUST CALCULATED DIFFERENT FONTS,SHAME IT LOOKS A BIT SHIT REALLY!  ANYWAY THAT'S ENOUGH FROM ME FOR NOW, I'LL HAND YOU OVER TO OUR IN-GROUP SCROLL MESSAGE WRITER.... THE PILOT....  (CONTINUING ABOUT BBC POLICY)     ANDY IS PULLING EVERY AWKWARD LOOKING BIT OF RAW DATA HE CAN FIND TO PIECES AND CHURNING OUT FILE VERSIONS ( AS HE DOES ) WHILE PHIL IS WATCHING, TYPING, DRINKING, AND PUTTING HIS FOOT IN HIS MOUTH RATHER A LOT ( HI DEREK ) AND NOT MUCH ELSE ( HI DZ ). YEAH, WELL AFTER MUCH TALKING AND EXPLAINING THE BBC DID NOT BECOME TWO MEMBERS ( NOT FOR VERY LONG ANYWAY ) AND THE MEMBER WHO BOUNCED IS STILL DOING WHAT HE ALWAYS DID ( SCROLLERS MAINLY ), BUT APPARENTLY NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ANYWAY. SO WHO SPOTTED THE ABSENCE OF OUTPUT BY US THEN, NOT ME COS I WAS IN FRANCE AT THE TIME, BUT I'M SURE OUR ADORING FANS ( GUEST SCROLLER BY BIRDY ? ) MISSED US IMMENSELY. THIS INTRO IS AFFECTIONATELY KNOWN AS THE LITEBULB INTRO. ( YES I CAN SPELL THANK YOU VERY MUCH MRS EDWARDS ) THIS IS BECAUSE WE FEEL LIKE IT AND ARE THE BBC SO WE DO WHAT THE FUCK WE LIKE, WHEN WE LIKE, AND HOW WE LIKE. EXCEPT WE CAN'T SLAG OFF PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE ARSEHOLES, BUT THEY HAVE TO DO SOMETHING TO US TO EARN A SLAG FIRST. A PRIME EXAMPLE IS WHINGING ABOUT PORNO RESET PICCIES AND SWEARING WHEN THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO SEE IT ARE DIRTY THIEVING PIRATES LIKE US ANYWAY (HOWEVER OLD THEY HAPPEN TO BE). APPARENTLY THIS COULD BE MISCONSTRUED AS US HAVING ATTITUDE PROBLEMS BUT THAT IS JUST THE KIND OF GUYS WE ARE ( MORE SPECIFIC ATTITUDE PROBLEMS ARE ONLY SUFFERED BY THE PILOT...(TM) ). AS TO THE GREETINGS - HI - THAT WAS JUST A TASTER, HANG ON A FEW K FOR THE DEEP AND MEANINGFUL ONES. PERHAPS ANDY WILL TYPE SOME OF HIS OWN SCROLLTEXT SOON AND ..... A FLYING PIG - HOW INTERESTING ..... I'M FEELING MUTAGENIC AGAIN SO IGNORE ANY SLAGGINGS THAT FOLLOW ... HUM, WELL SLAGGINGS TO ENGLISH GROUPS ARE DIFFICULT, COS THE ONLY OTHER TWO WE GET ON WITH VERY WELL EVEN THOUGH MIGHTY CLOG HAS RETIRED FROM ONE AND WE LEFT THE OTHER, ANYWAY HAVING THOUGHT ABOUT IT I'M NOT FEELING VERY ABLE TO SLAG ANY FOREIGNERS IN THEIR NATIVE TONGUES SO I WON'T SLAG ANYONE. PLEASE NOTE HOWEVER THAT THIS IS COS I DON'T WANT TO AND NOT BECAUSE WE ARE CHILDISH AS I HAVE HEARD HAS BEEN SAID.  A NOTED LACK OF INSPIRATION SURROUNDS THIS SCROLLTEXT SO I'LL LAUNCH H.M.S GREETINGS .............. FIRSTLY BLEURGHAH TO THE REPLICANTS ( YES THAT IS YOU SNAKE & ALSO PARTICULAR THANX TO FURY FOR EVERYTHING ), NOIR PRESERVATIFS TO NEXT ( ZAE & ALEXIS ESPECIALLY ), AENIGMATICA ( PARTICULARLY NUTTY SNAKE ), ULM ( HEY GUNSTICK,SHAOLIN DOES USE SYNC SCROLLING RUNNING TOWARDS THE DRAGON,JUST NOT ON AN STE WHERE IT  USES THE HARDWARE VIDEO LOW POINTER,WHAAAAAAAAAAA,SEE YOU AGAIN SOMETIME. ) , TGE ( NEVER SAW HER AGAIN EITHER ), DELIGHT ( YEAH AXE, DO YOU REMEMBER SAYING - HE THINKS I AM HIS ARSEHOLE AND WILL DO WHATEVER HE SAYS, BUT I'M GOING TO BE NAUGHTY ??? SAME NIGHT AS YOUR RENDEZVOUS WITH OLIVIER ),          ANDY BACK AGAIN, SCROLL TEXT WAS PUT ON HOLD FOR A TRIP TO THE PUB AND IT LOOKS LIKE I'VE GOT TO FINISH IT NOW, SO WRAP...     NO,JUST KIDDING, LET ME SEE.... GREETING GO TO THE MEDWAY BOYS ( 66 MENUS BEHIND YOU AS I WRITE THIS,I'VE GOT SOME HEFTY WORK TO DO! ), AUTOMATION ( RIP? ), POMPEY PIRATES, THE LOST BOYS,FOF ( NOW YOU HAVE SOME MORE SERIOUS COMPETITION! ),HACKBEAR ( SORRY I HAVEN'T WRITEN TO YOU YET! ),GALTAN 6 ,DEREK MD ( HMMMMM.....), HAL, MCA, TCB, OMEGA, SYNC, OVERLANDERS,ZUUL AND YOU!    WELL THIS HAS BECOME A BIT OF A LONG ONE (OOOOEEER) SO I THINK I'LL LEAVE IT AT THAT, 'TIL NEXT TIME, CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERIO...................................

BBC CD #16


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ER? WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?                                            ÓÊ  WELCOME TO BBC 16!                                            ÓÎTHIS TIME WE BRING YOU ANOTHER TWO DISK MENU JAM PACKED FULL OF BRAND NEW SOFTWARE.ON THIS DISK WE HAVE NIGHT BREED,A THREE DISK PACKED GAME WHICH I FILED AND REPACKED ONTO ALMOST ONE DISK.ALSO THERE IS SPACE ROGUE (WITH DOC ON DISK B),FULLY CRACKED BY ME IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES (HI AXE!) AND ALSO ANCIENT BATTLES (NOT PROTECTED).THESE TWO TITLES USE ULTRALOAD III BY DACK,LOOK OUT FOR ANDYLOAD COMING SOON,ALL GAMES ONE FILED INCLUDING PROGRAM FILES AND RESOURCE FILES SO SUCK ON THAT AUTOMATION!   ALSO PACKED IS DO! RUN RUN BUT I BELEIVE THE MEDWAY BOYS HAVE ALSO PACKED THAT SO I DOUBT IF YOU WILL SEE MY 2 FILE VERSION (AHHHHH......).I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO MR. DO AS IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST GAMES ON THE 8-BIT ATARI SO THIS CAME AS A BIT OF A DISAPPOINTMENT BUT NOW I DON'T THINK IT'S SUCH A BAD GAME AFTER ALL!  NO ACCOUNTING FOR TASTE I SUPPOSE!  WELL P.C. SHOW IN ABOUT A WEEK (OR WHATEVER IT'S CALLED!),SHOULD BE SOME FIREWORKS THERE I THINK,FUNNY HOW EVERBODY SEEMS TO EITHER LOVE THE POMPEY PIRATES OR HATE THEM,AND IF THEY LOVE THEM THEN THEY ALWAYS SEEM TO HATE AUTOMASHUN (AS THEY CALL IT),BIT OF MIND WASHING GOING ON BY SOMEONE SOMEWHERE I THINK......     ANYWAY THIS DISK IS SHORT OF SPACE SO I BETTER WRAP THINGS UP ABOUT NOW,AND SO.... THE GREETS....   GREETINGS GO TO AUTOMATION (VAPOUR,DISASTER ZONE),MEDWAY BOYS (ZIPPY,WIZPOP (THANKS AGAIN FOR THE LOGO)),POMPEY PIRATES (SLEDGE,SORRY IF I GAVE YOU A HARD TIME ON THE PHONE!),DEREK MD,HAL,DELIGHT (THE MAD AXE MAN AND JABBA),THE REPLICANTS (BURP...),THE EMPIRE,FOF,MOB,TGE,TLB AND BIRDY (LAST BUT NOT LEAST????).     W.R.A.P.

BBC CD #17


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TO SCROLL OR NOT TO SCROLL...                                           Óä  SCROLL IT! BBC 17                                             ÓèYEAH, SO YOU'VE SEEN THIS CODE BEFORE, BUT WE (THE MANAGEMENT) HAVE DECIDED THAT ENOUGH GROUPS KNOCK OUT LOVELY NEW MENUS FULL OF OLD SHIT, SO WE GIVE YOU HOT BAD SHIT AND YOU WILL PUT UP WITH THE TECHNICALLY SUPERB MENU. WELL, COOL PACKS ON HERE EH? OH YES, VERY MUCH SO! (WE HEAR YOU CRY OUT 'WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THESE GUYS') AND IF YOU KNOW THEN YOU WOULDN'T DARE SAY SO ANYWAY. INFO TIME - MOB AND ME (THE PILOT...) LIKE UNDERAGE PUSSY. ANDY LIKES ANY PUSSY, DEREK IS PHONING HIS LAWYER AND SAMMY JOE IS LOOKING UP THE WORD 'PUSSY' IN HIS GERMAN/FRENCH/ENGLISH DICTIONARY. MANIKIN HAS FORGOTTEN WHAT PUSSY IS, BUT HE WILL BE BACK SOON IN MERRY ENGLAND TO CATCH UP. HEY SPAZ, SEE YOU SOON, GOT PLENTY OF WAYS WORKED OUT TO WRECK YOUR HAND AGAIN. THIS SCROLLER WRITING JAZZ HAS A NEGATIVE INTERESTINGNESS FACTOR. DOES ANYONE WANT TO SWAP ANIMAL/CHILD SEX VIDEOS, IF SO CONTACT ME OR DEREK MD. RIGHT INTO THE GREETS NOW ...... HIT IT ....GREETINGS GO TO AUTOMATION (VAPOUR,DISASTER ZONE),MEDWAY BOYS (ZIPPY,WIZPOP (THANKS AGAIN FOR THE LOGO)),POMPEY PIRATES ,DEREK MD,HAL,DELIGHT (THE MAD AXE MAN AND JABBA),THE REPLICANTS (BURP...),THE EMPIRE,FOF,MOB,TGE,TLB,THE ELITE AND BIRDY (LAST BUT NOT LEAST????).     W.R.A.P.

BBC CD #18


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LITTLE BIT OF SCROLLNESS ABOUT TO HAPPEN...                                             ÓØ  A VERY LITTLE BIT ACTUALLY                                        ÓÜYEAH WELL NOT MUCH TIME TO SAY ANYTHING, I'VE GOT ANOTHER THREE GAMES TO PACK THIS EVENING, SO A QUICK WORD AND I'M OUT OF HERE. TIME MACHINE WAS FILED & PACKED BY ME (THE PILOT...) AND RUFF 'N' READY WAS PACKED BY ME. DAYS OF THUNDER WAS PACKED BY ANDY (MUTANT NINJA CRACKER) AND PUT TOGETHER BY ME. WE GOTTA NEW MEMBER. WE WILL DISCLOSE HIS IDENTITY ON BBC 19. OUR THIRD MEMBER HAS BEEN DOING GFA UTILITIES WITHOUT TELLING US BUT WE FOUND OUT WHEN IT POPPED UP ON A DISK MAGAZINE!! TIME TO COMPILE THIS SOURCE. SEE YOU LATERS. GREETS FOLLOW AFTER PAGES FROM CEEFAX - ...............................   PLATINUM LIGHT REGARDS FLY TO DELIGHT, REPLICANTS, MEDWAY BOYS, DEREK, AUTOMATION, EMPIRE, MOB, SEWER SOFT, TLB, ALL THE THALION BODS, HAL, FOF, NEXT, ULM, MCA, LITTLE LULU, AND THE REST OF YOU GUYS, SORRY THAT LIST WAS FROM MEMORY COS I CAN'T FIND MY STANDARD GREETS LIST.          TTFN

BBC CD #19


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THE    BAD    BREW    CREW&    PROUDLY    PRESENT    DISK    19%    HI! THIS IS THE LAW OF THE BBC........     YES, YOU DID READ THAT CORRECTLY, I AM THE LAW AND I AM NOW A BBC MEMBER.....    I DECIDED I NEEDED A CHANGE OF STYLE AND I HAVE HAD A LONG STANDING OFFER FROM ANDY THE 'ARF TO JOIN THE BBC, SO I THOUGHT I WOULD!! AND HERE I AM!!    PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS MEANS THE END OF AUTOMATION'S LAW, SCROOGE, SNOTGOBBLER AND DISASTER ZONE....   ALSO NOTE THAT I WILL OBAY CURRENT BBC POLICY TO RELEASE ONLY NEW OR GOOD TITLES...    OTHER PEOPLE SEEM TO HAVE DECIDED THAT THE POLICY OF PACKING ANYTHING WAS NOT SUCH A GOOD IDEA....  CAN'T THINK WHO....   RIGHT, NOW FOR THE NEW, IMPROVED, MEGA-SIZE GREETINGS...    THESE LEAVE THIS KEYBOARD TO GET TO THE FAR FLUNG CORNERS OF THE GLOBE TO SAY HI TO...   THE REPLICANTS (GREAT HACKERS), THE EMPIRE (ALSO GREAT HACKERS), ZIPPY (IS 'RESET' A BUTTON? IF SO, I PUSH 'EM AS WELL!), THE POMPS (THANX TO DES AND SLEDGE FOR THE DISKS), VAPOUR (YOU CAN USE ANY TITLES THAT I DO ON AUTOMATION DISKS IF YOU WISH!  NO HARD FEELINGS, OK!!), MOB (MY FASTEST CONTACT) AND THE HOMEFLAVE (THE WELSH CONNECTION), APPOLLO (ARE YOU GLAD THAT YOUR 'OVERTIME' IS OVER????....)  HI GUYS! GREAT PEOPLE, ALL OF YA!   (WOT NO SEWER GREETS LATELY??????   WELL, IF THEY CAN'T GREET ME ANYMORE......)     SORRY FOR THE LONGWORD SCROLLER, BUT I THOUGHT WHAT THE HELL!!!!       ANYWAY....   ALL CODE BY ME (LAW)   MUSIC BY MAD MAX (FROM LIFE'S A BITCH DEMO, NO LESS...)   BIG-FONT AND LOWER LOGO (NOT BBC BIT) BY LOW LIFE   BBC FONT RIPPED FROM HOT ROD BY ME....    AND THAT'S ABOUT IT COS NO PICTURE HERE!   ONLY TIME TO SAY

BBC CD #20


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THE BAD BREW CREW ARE BACK!   THIS LITTLE (?) INTRO WAS CODED BY THE LAW!   THE FONT AND BACKDROPS ARE BY XERUD     RIGHT! ON THIS DISK WE HAVE SOMETHING A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT......   ERR, UM, THE LIFE'S A BITCH DEMO (IN FILES! WOW!)    THE NITROWAVE DEMO (FROM 800K TO 150K)      AND A CRAP GAME CALLED YOLANDA (THE FULL ONE ALIEN, WATCH TRACK 79 FOR THE HISCORES!)    OK, RIGHT, IT'S DIFFICULT TALKING TO THE PILOT AND TYPING THIS AT THE SAME TIME, SO MAYBE I'LL DO THE GREETING AND THEN I'LL BUGGER OFF....     HI TO:-   ANDY (YOU NEVER TALK TO ME ANYMORE - PHONE SOON YOU GIMP!)    XERUD (THE ARTIST) AND THE HOMEFLAVE.....    AND IF I FORGOT YOU THEN TOUGH, PUT IN A FORMAL COMPLAINT AND SEND IT TO ANDY!     RIGHT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH SO SOD OFF THE LOT OF YOU!        ALL SPELLING MISTAKES ARE (C) THE LAW 1990      SORRY MANIKIN, BUT IT SAVED A DISK!