Title: Re: Scrollers project!
Post by ggn on 22.12.08 at 16:32:43
#41 Quote:| GREETINGS GO TO IAN C FOR DOING MOST OF THE GRAPHICS USED IN THE MENUS - BOB M FOR HIS CONTRIBUTIONS SO FAR - RAMESH FOR USING HIS MACHINE TO COMPACT SOME FILES FOR ME EVEN THOUGH HE CAN PLAY ON HIS AMIGA WHILE THE ST CRUNCHES AWAY - TEX - STCS - BOSS - GIGABYTE CREW - NEIL OF COR BLIMEY - KAM - THE UNTOUCHABLES - XXX INTERNATIONAL - THE REPLICANTS - THE MENACING CRACKING ALLIANCE - A-HA - HOFA - SHARAZ JEK - STEVE OF NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION - THE ELITE SQUAD - RADICAL SYSTEMS - 777-TEAM FINLAND - TTC . . . . . TO THOSE OF YOU WITH HALF MEG DRIVES ... ARE YOU FOR REAL? |
#42 Quote:| GREETINGS GO TO IAN C FOR DOING MOST OF THE GRAPHICS USED IN THE MENUS - BOB M FOR HIS CONTRIBUTIONS SO FAR - RAMESH FOR USING HIS MACHINE TO COMPACT SOME FILES FOR ME EVEN THOUGH HE CAN PLAY ON HIS AMIGA WHILE THE ST CRUNCHES AWAY - TEX - STCS - BOSS - GIGABYTE CREW - NEIL OF COR BLIMEY - KAM - THE UNTOUCHABLES - XXX INTERNATIONAL - THE REPLICANTS - THE MENACING CRACKING ALLIANCE - A-HA - HOFA - SHARAZ JEK - LEVEL 16 - TNT CREW - 007 - ZAPHOD - THE FOG - A-TEAM - SHOGUN - CHAOS - HOTLINE - TIMBO - THE MEDWAY BOYS - TSUNOO - BLUE ADEPT - SIRIUS - SOFT RUNNER GROUP - THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY - STEVE OF NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION - THE ELITE SQUAD - RADICAL SYSTEMS - 777-TEAM FINLAND - TTC . . . . . TO THOSE OF YOU WITH HALF MEG DRIVES ... ARE YOU FOR REAL? I CAN UNDERSTAND SOMEONE WITH A HALF MEG OF RAM BUT NOT A HALF MEG DRIVE. TO THOSE OF YOU WITH HALF MEG MACHINES . . . COMPACTED ONE MEG FILES AS OPPOSED TO ONE FULL BOOT DISK VERSIONS ALSO SAVE ON DISK SPACE SO GO AND BUY AN UPGRADE A.S.A.P. . . . . . |
#43 Quote:| THUNDER BLADE IS A ONE MEG FILE . . . . . . GREETINGS GO TO IAN C FOR DOING MOST OF THE GRAPHICS USED IN THE MENUS - BOB M FOR HIS CONTRIBUTIONS SO FAR - RAMESH FOR USING HIS MACHINE TO COMPACT SOME FILES FOR ME EVEN THOUGH HE CAN PLAY ON HIS AMIGA WHILE THE ST CRUNCHES AWAY - TEX - STCS - BOSS - GIGABYTE CREW - NEIL OF COR BLIMEY - KAM - THE UNTOUCHABLES - XXX INTERNATIONAL - THE REPLICANTS - THE MENACING CRACKING ALLIANCE - A-HA - HOFA - SHARAZ JEK - LEVEL 16 - TNT CREW - 007 - ZAPHOD - THE FOG - A-TEAM - SHOGUN - CHAOS - HOTLINE - TIMBO - THE MEDWAY BOYS - TSUNOO - BLUE ADEPT - SIRIUS - SOFT RUNNER GROUP - THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY - STEVE OF NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION - THE ELITE SQUAD - RADICAL SYSTEMS - 777-TEAM FINLAND - TTC . . . . . TO THOSE OF YOU WITH HALF MEG DRIVES ... ARE YOU FOR REAL? . . . . . SOME GOODIES COMING YOUR WAY WHEN WE FIND OTHER FILES TO FILL UP THE DISKS INCLUDE DESOLATOR 349000 K FILE - DOUBLE DRAGON 537000 K FILE - ALMOST READY ..... MENACE AND R-TYPE ONE MEG FILE VERSIONS. A MESSAGE TO THE AUTHOR OF BAAL . . . WHAT'S THIS YOU'RE SAYING THAT NO ONE WILL CRACK YOUR GAME? WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP ! . . . . . . . . . BAAL IS NEXT !!!!!!!! |
#44 Quote:| PLEASE READ THIS SCROLL . . . . . . GET AN UPGRADE . . . . . . PLEASE DO NOT SEND ANY DISKS TO THE ADDRESS GIVEN IN THE PREVIOUS MENUS AS I WILL BE LEAVING THE POST OFFICE SHORTLY ! . . . . . WHERE IS THE COMPETITION? . . . . PAMPUK! HA! MAKES EVERYTHING SINGLE PART BUT YOU NEED ONE MEG OF MEMORY AND USES HAPPY COMPACTION . . . . PLEASE MAKE A BREW WHILE I UNCOMPACT . . . . GREETINGS GO TO IAN C FOR DOING MOST OF THE GRAPHICS USED IN THE MENUS - BOB M FOR HIS CONTRIBUTIONS SO FAR - RAMESH FOR USING HIS MACHINE TO COMPACT SOME FILES FOR ME EVEN THOUGH HE CAN PLAY ON HIS AMIGA WHILE THE ST CRUNCHES AWAY - TEX - STCS - BOSS - NEIL OF COR BLIMEY - KAM - THE UNTOUCHABLES - XXX INTERNATIONAL - THE REPLICANTS - A-HA - SHARAZ JEK - TNT CREW - 007 - THE FOG - THE MEDWAY BOYS - TSUNOO - THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY - STEVE OF NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION - THE ELITE SQUAD - RADICAL SYSTEMS - 777-TEAM FINLAND - TTC . . . . . |
#45 No scrolltext #46 Quote:| LUCKY YOU, YOU'VE GOT ENOUGH RAM TO PLAY THESE TWO GREAT GAMES (BOTH ARE SINGLE PART 1MB+ VERSIONS). PLEASE NOTE: MENACE SAVES SCORES TO TRACK 0 SECTOR 6. HIT '0' TO TOGGLE 50/60 hz. SORRY!! IT SEEMS THAT YOUR ST HAS ONLY 512K RAM AVAILABLE, WHICH UNFORTUNATELY IS NOT ENOUGH TO RUN THE TWO GAMES ON THIS DISK (R-TYPE & MENACE). HOWEVER, YOU CAN STILL READ THE SCROLL, ADMIRE THE PICTURE AND LISTEN TO THE MUSIC, IT MAY NOT BE AS GOOD, BUT IT'S ALL YOUR GETTIN' ON WITH THE NORMAL SCROLL ---->>>>>> LATER IN THIS SCROLL, WE WILL TELL YOU WHAT WE THINK OF 'HACKERS', GIVE YOU TIPS ON HOW TO WRITE YOUR OWN PACKER ('CAUSE YOU SURE AS HELL AINT GETTIN' OURS!!), AND OF COURSE HAVE THE ALL IMPORTANT GREETINGS, BUT FIRST SOME NEWS........... OK, OZZ HERE AND THE FIRST NEWS IS NOT SO GOOD, BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS, THERE WILL BE ONLY THREE PEOPLE LEFT IN L.S.D. THE FOURTH HAS BEEN FOUND TO BE UNRELIABLE FAR TOO OFTEN, HAS GOT HIMSELF INTO SERIOUS DEBT WITH FRIENDS OF THE GROUP, PROVED UNWILLING TO SHARE THE EXPENSES OF OUR SOCIAL MEETINGS AND IN GENERAL HAS NOT BEEN AN ACTIVE PARTICIPENT IN THE CRACKING/PACKING OR SWAPPING, WHICH IS (LET'S FACE IT,) WHAT THE GROUP IS ALL ABOUT. THIS FOURTH MEMBER IS (AS SOME OF YOU WILL HAVE GUESSED NOW,) NEIL.L. SORRY NEIL, YOU MAY HAVE BEEN USEFUL AS A DRIVER, BUT WE NEED A BIT MORE FROM OUR MEMBERS. ONTO A HAPPIER NOTE, IT'S GOOD TO SEE THAT THE MENUS ARE GOING DOWN WELL WITH EVERYONE. I HOPE YOU LIKE THE CUTE GRAPHIX (DONE BY MARL) IN THIS ONE. IT'S DISSAPOINTING TO SEE THAT THE GAUNTLET THROWN DOWN BY US STILL HASN'T BEEN TAKEN UP SERIOUSLY BY ANYONE, IS THE 'PAMPUK' SYSTEM THE ONLY COMPETITION AROUND, IF SO THEN IT CERTAINLY IS A ONE HORSE RACE (THE HAPPY PACKER ONLY COUNTS AS A MULE HE HE!) COME ON 'S.T.C.S' WE KNOW 'PAMPUK' IS HELD TOGETHER WITH 'HAPPY' ROUTINES. I'M SURE YOU CAN DO BETTER, AND THE REST OF YOU 'HACKERS' SHOULD STOP WRITING, ASKING FOR OUR PACKER. GO DEVELOP ONE OF YOUR OWN. AND WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT, YOU GUYS REALLY SHOULD LEAVE 'RAID' ALONE AND GET INTO SOME SERIOUS UTILS LIKE DEVPAC 2, MUCH EASIER TO 'CRACK' WITH. IN THE WORD OF OLD 'WAS' HIMSELF.... 'CRACKING THE GAMES IS EASY, COMPACTING THEM INTO A SESIBLE FORM TAKES A LOT MORE TIME AND SKILL'. AND HE SHOULD KNOW, HE SPENDS ENOUGH TIME AT IT (OO'ER). ANYONE WHO'S WROTE AN INTRO CAN WRITE A PACKER, TAKE IT FROM US, THEY'RE NOT AS COMPLICATED AS YOU FIRST THINK. START SIMPLE AND BUILD ON THE IDEA AS YOU GO ON. HERE'S A CLUE TO START YOU OFF 'THERE ARE ONLY 256 DIFFERENT PERMUTATIONS OF THE COMMON 'BYTE', AND 63356 PERMUTATIONS OF THE 'WORD', SOME OF THESE PERMUTATIONS MUST OCCUR MORE THAN ONCE, SO LOOK FOR THE LARGEST QUANTITIES OF THE SMALLEST UNIT (BYTE)'. EASY EH! IF YOU STILL HAVEN'T GOT IT YET HERE'S ONE OF MARLS HEAVY ANALAGIES 'IF YOU TOOK 100 COINS OF MIXED DENOMINATIONS AND STACKED THEM INTO PILES, YOU WOULDN'T MAKE 100 PILES OF ONE COIN EACH, YOU WOULD FIND A WAY TO GROUP THEM!!' REMEMBER YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT TO A PROGRAM TO STORE IT ON DISK, AS LONG AS YOU PUT IT BACK THE WAY IT WAS WHEN YOU LOAD IT INTO MEMORY!. END OF LECTURE. OK HERE ARE A FEW GREETINGS TO PEOPLE WE THINK DESERVE IT:- CLIMAX, SPECIAL FX, A-HA, SERVO, THE ELITE SQUAD, THE POWERS THAT BE, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, ROB'S BLACK AND WHITE CAT!!!! AND REMEMBER, ANY PROBLEMS WITH OUR COMPACTIONS (THAT WEREN'T IN THE ORIGINAL GAME) AND LET US KNOW, WE'LL PUT IT RIGHT STRAIGHT AWAY! RIGHT, THATS ALL FOLKS COME ON GUYS, THAT REALLY WAS THE END. YOU ARE BEING AWKWARD NOW STILL THERE? STATUS CRASH LANDED ON TARG <<<--- WHAT???? RIGHT THATS IT, CLEAR OFF THE LOT OF YOU GO ON SCRAM!! OK THEN YOU ASKED FOR IT, WE'LL START AGAIN........... |
#47 Quote:| HI THERE- +ώύύWHOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-ύύώύ FROM MENU 51 WE SHALL BE KNOWN AS AUTOMATION + AUTOMATION CONSIST OF LSD < OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL > MARL AND REBEL WORKING MOSTLY ON THE AMIGA , OZZWALD - HACKING , PACKING AND CODING MOSTLY ON THE ST . . . WAS <NOT WAS> - HACKING , PACKING AND CODING ON THE ST . . . SHARAZ JEK <OUR AUSTRALIAN RECRUIT> HACKER AND PACKER . . . IAN C ON GRAFIX AND BOB M ON PACKING.ύNOW FOR SOME NEWS: +ύώύ FEATURING ON MENU 50 WILL BE A LIST OF OUR BUILT IN CHEATS PLUS ANY OTHERS WE KNOW OF. ύYEAH RIGHT- +ώύ FEATURING ON MENU 50 WILL BE A LIST OF OUR BUILT IN CHEATS PLUS ANY OTHERS WE KNOW OF.ύMENU 51 WILL BE DEDICATED TO OUR NEW MEMBER SHARAZ JEK AND WILL FEATURE COMPACTIONS MOSTLY BY HIM.SINCE MENU 50 WILL BE A MILESTONE FOR US WE WILL USE OUR GROUP NAME AUTOMATION FROM 51 ONWARDS. RIGHT- NOW FOLLOWS A LIST OF COMPACTIONS ALREADY DONE AND AWAITING SOME STUNNING GRAPHICS FROM IAN. FROM WAS <NOT WAS> YOU HAVE CRAZY CARS II , HADES NEBULA , SKYRIDER , LIVINGSTONE I PRESUME , THE BERMUDA PROJECT , QUESTION OF SPORT AND BAAL . . . MESSAGE TO THE AUTHOR OF BAAL . . . YES , I CRACKED YOUR PROTECTION- I WAS TOLD THAT YOU SAID NO ONE WOULD HACK IT. WELL , I HAVE A NAME FOR YOUR PROTECTION . . . IT IS CALLED <VIRTUALLY NON EXISTANT>. MAYBE YOU SHOULD LET ME PROTECT YOUR GAMES IN FUTURE . . . . OK , BACK TO THE MAIN TOPIC- FROM L.S.D. MARBLE MADNESS , PYRAMINO , BATMAN , ADVANCED RUGBY SIMULATOR , CAPTAIN FIZZ , AND TRACKSUIT MANAGER . . . FROM SHARAZ JEK TAU CETI , STARGLIDER ONE , IMPACT , PROHIBITION AND PETER BEARDSLEY SOCCER . . . . AND NOT TO MENTION , ANOTHER COUPLE OF BOB SPECIALS . . . BREAKANOID , CARDS AND DAME- . . . . . NOW , NEWS AND MORE NEWS . . . . NEVER MIND PASSING KENNEDY APPROACH ON TO ME OZZWALD- GET IT DONE CHICKEN- CLUCK , CLUCK , CLUCK- THIS PART OF THE SCROLL WAS RESERVED FOR BIRDY INSULT TIME BUT WE HAVE RUN OUT OF NAMES TO CALL HIM.ύIMPORTANT MESSAGE . . . PLEASE SEND NO MORE DISKS TO ME , THAT IS , WAS <NOT WAS> UNTIL I SET UP A BOX NUMBER BECAUSE I HAVE FIVE MORE WEEKS OF POST OFFICE SERVICE REMAINING BEFORE MY BUTT IS KICKED OUT ONTO THE STREET FOR NOT PHONING IN SICK TWICE IN FOUR YEARS- JUST FOR THE RECORD THE POST OFFICE CAN SHOVE ITS 4.00 AM START , THEIR UNROADWORTHY SHERPAS WITH DODGY STEERING , PIECES HANGING OFF , MEGA AMOUNTS OF DINTS <POST OFFICE IMAGE> AND THE QUALITY OF SERVICE THEY TELL YOU ABOUT WHICH IS BASICALLY A LOAD OF CRAP- WHY DO THEY ALWAYS DISPLAY BRAND SPANKING NEW VANS ON TV WHEN THE WHOLE OF OUR FLEET ARE NOTHING BUT UTTER WRECKS? . . . . IF ANYONEONE IN POST OFFICE SERVICE IS READING THIS THEN LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE EVER HAD A LETTER FROM THE PERSONNEL BRANCH WHICH DOES NOT HAVE <DISIPLINARY ACTION> SOMEWHERE ON IT.ύHEY OZZ- WHAT DOES SESIBLE MEAN? . . . ύBEST ASK MARL ABOUT THAT ONE HUH-ύAND NOW . . . ύTORTURE TIME-ύAAAAARRGHHHHH TO TEX , GIGABYTE CREW , MCA , A HA , KAM , TCB , THE UNTOUCHABLES , TNT CREW , 777 TEAM FINLAND , NEIL OF COR BLIMEY , THE REPLICANTS . . . . . . ύOK- +WHEN PROMPTED SWITCH OFF YOUR MONITOR FOR A PSYCHEDELIC DISPLAY . . .ύSWITCH OFF NOW |
#48 Quote:| <<<< WEEEEE <<<< HERE WE ARE AGAIN..... CONGRATULATIONS GO TO FINAL FOR HIS FIRST HACK:- 'TRACKSUIT MANAGER', WE HOPE THIS IS THE START OF SOMETHING BIG (OOER). A MESSAGE TO ALL OUR FANS, ONLY 2 MORE L.S.D. DISKS TO GO, YES, DISK 50 WILL BE OUR LAST. HOW WILL YOU EVER MANAGE WITHOUT LSD COMPILATION DISKS? WHAT WILL WE BE DOING NOW? WHY IS DISK 50 THE LAST ONE? FOR THE ANSWER TO THESE AND MANY MORE QUESTIONS, CHECK OUT DISKS 49 AND 50. HOW MANY OF OUR 50 DISKS WILL YOU HAVE WHEN WE HAVE DONE? A WORTHWHILE SET FOR EVERYONE BETTER THAN COLLECTING STAMPS. TRANSCONTINENTAL GREETINGS GO TO OUR NEW FRIENDS IN AUSTRALIA (G'DAY COBBERS, PASS THE XXXX). WE HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL AT THE ARCADE SHOW IN FEBRUARY, HUNDREDS OF UP TO THE MINUTE ARCADE MACHINES, TOP OF THE RANGE CABINETS, ALL FREEEEE JUST TROT ALONG TO BLACKPOOL, OF COURSE YOUR BIGGEST PROBLEM IS HOW TO GET IN, AS IT'S A TRADE ONLY DO (BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW HACKIN' WAS A TRADE DID YOU?). COMING SOON:- (MAYBE!) BAAL, BATMAN, CRAZY CARS II, KENNEDY APPROACH, BARBARIAN II, PURPLE SATURN DAY, GHOSTS & GOBLINS, WIERD DREAMS AND L.E.D. STORM, ALL WE HAVE TO DO NOW IS FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET ALL THESE ONTO OUR LAST 2 DISKS, WHICH ONES WILL COME ON WHICH DISK? PLACE YOUR BETS NOW!!!! HERE'S A RAVE FROM THE GRAVE, A MESSAGE FROM DAYS GONE BY:- 'BEWARE OF KEVIN FROM WAKEFIELD' AND HERE'S A COUPLE OF NEW ONES:- 'YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL WITH ABC MAN' (AKA UNCLE PERVO), 'BUY AN AMIGA NOW' 'THX-1138 IS A COMPLETE PLEB' (WHO IS DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO MEETING HIS MAKER (MECHANO)) 'IT IS, WE ARE, NEIL.L IS NOT!!!' !!TSENOH YZARC TON M'I THAT'S ALL FOR THIS WEEK, TUNE IN NEXT WEEK... SAME TIME, SAME CHANNEL!! NA NE NA NA NA NE NA NA NA NE NA NA NA NE NA NA YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENTER THE TWILIGHT ZONE MESSAGE TO COMPUTER WIZ KIDS (GET A PEN READY):- 5 4 3 2 1 $49 $46 $20 $59 $4F $55 $27 $52 $45 $20 $41 $53 $20 $53 $4D $41 $52 $54 $20 $41 $53 $20 $59 $4F $55 $20 $54 $48 $49 $4E $4B $20 $59 $4F $55 $20 $41 $52 $45 $2C $20 $57 $48 $59 $20 $41 $52 $45 $20 $59 $4F $55 $20 $44 $45 $43 $4F $44 $49 $4E $47 $20 $54 $48 $49 $53 $20 $49 $4E $53 $54 $45 $41 $44 $20 $4F $46 $20 $43 $52 $41 $43 $4B $49 $4E $47 $20 $50 $52 $4F $54 $45 $43 $54 $49 $4F $4E $20 $53 $59 $53 $54 $45 $4D $53 $20 $28 $48 $45 $20 $48 $45 $29 $2E AND IF YOU CAN READ THAT, YOU SHOULDN'T BE!!!! BYE.... MARL LSD >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SCROLL RESTART IMMINENT >>>>>>>>>>>>>> THE PASSWORD IS:- 'A WET FISH ON A PINK BATH MAT' MIKE XMW HATES THE S.T. THAT'S WHY HE'S GETTIN' ONE! HOW'S THE SOUP GUMMO O<--< STICK MAN SUNBATHING!!! +-----==== KEVIN SUNBATHING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
#49 No scrolltext #50 Quote:| -----> WELCOME TO DISK 50 - THE FINAL ONE! FIRST AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO ALL ST HACKERS AND SWAPPERS - BEWARE OF A.B.C.MAN (AKA UNCLE PERVO) - FOR THIS MAN HAS BEEN SHOWN TO BE EXTREMELY DODGY TO DEAL WITH, BE WARNED!! ONTO CHEERIER THINGS, FIRST OF ALL WE MUST SAY A BIG HELLO TO OUR NEW FRIENDS IN AUSTRALIA - PIRASOFT/ACU, HOWS IT GOING GUYS? ALSO HI TO SERVO(WOT NO LIGGIE), SCS , SPECIAL FX, THE ELITE SQUAD, POWERS THAT BE A FEW MENTIONS TO OTHER COMPACTION PEOPLE SHARAZ JEK(NOW TEAMING UP WITH US), THE UN-NAMABLES(YOU'RE GETTING THERE BOYS, SHAME ABOUT THE DODGY FORMATS) AND THE MEDWAY BOYS OTHER ASSORTED HELLO'S MUST GO TO TEX, SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY, THE ANGELS OF MERCY AND ALL AT THE SWINTON CLUB WELL WE HAVE MADE IT TO DISK 50, A LOT OF PEOPLE DID NOT THINK WE WOULD MAKE IT, WE WERE NOT SO SURE AT TIMES. FROM DISK 51 WE WILL BE KNOWN AS 'AUTOMATION'. WHY, BECAUSE WE ARE EXPANDING AND CHANGING THE WAY THAT WE WORK. 'AUTOMATION' WILL BE MADE UP OF WAS(NOT WAS), L.S.D., SHARAZ JEK, BOB.M, IAN.C AND WHEN HE IS NOT MOANING ABOUT MAKING ANOTHER CUP OF COFFEE RAMEESH! GOSH WHAT A MOUTHFUL. AS YOU KNOW BY NOW WAS(NOT WAS) HAS STOPPED WORKING FOR THE POST OFFICE, HE HAS GIVEN ALL THE MAIL HE HAD 'STORED' IN HIS CUPBOARD BACK AND HAD THE BLACK AND WHITE CAT SHOT! MEOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW! BANG! WHAT THIS MEANS IS DO NOT SEND ANYTHING TO THE ADDRESS GIVEN IN EARLIER MENU,S. OH, BY THE WAY 'WAS' WHAT DOES 'ANYONEONE' MEAN? YOU CAN'T BLAME MARL FOR THAT ONE, AT LEAST I ONLY MISSED ONE LETTER, YOU SEEM TO HAVE DOUBLE VISION, LET RAMEESH TAKE CONTROL! ANY WAY WATCH THIS SPACE FOR MORE INTERESTING WORDS AND ALL NEW SPELLING MYSTEAKS. < ---- IS THIS GUY FOR REAL OR WHAT? SOMETHING I HAVE JUST RECEIVED IS A LETTER FROM SOMEBODY WHO ABC MAN HAS RIPPED OFF, WELL WHAT A SUPRISE, ONLY THE FIFTH THIS WEEK! MUST GO, SEE YA ALL AT THE ARCADE SHOW 22/2/89, TODAYS DATE IS 10/2/89, HOPE YOU HAVE ALL GOT YOUR TICKETS?? YOU AGAIN, EH? GOOD HERE INNIT? BY THE WAY DID YOU DECODE THE HEX MESSAGE ON MENU 48 IF NOT WHY NOT, YOU DIDN'T? OK THEN HERE IT IS AGAIN $49 $46 $20 $59 $4F $55 $27 $52 $45 $20 $41 $53 $20 $53 $4D $41 $52 $54 $20 $41 $53 $20 $59 $4F $55 $20 $54 $48 $49 $4E $4B $20 $59 $4F $55 $20 $41 $52 $45 $2C $20 $57 $48 $59 $20 $41 $52 $45 $20 $59 $4F $55 $20 $44 $45 $43 $4F $44 $49 $4E $47 $20 $54 $48 $49 $53 $20 $49 $4E $53 $54 $45 $41 $44 $20 $4F $46 $20 $43 $52 $41 $43 $4B $49 $4E $47 $20 $50 $52 $4F $54 $45 $43 $54 $49 $4F $4E $20 $53 $59 $53 $54 $45 $4D $53 $20 $28 $48 $45 $20 $48 $45 $29 $2E WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THAT THEN TEXT BY OZZ, HEX BY MARL, PHONEBILL BY WAS(NOT WAS), COFFEE BY RAMEESH, DISK NICKED BY NEIL.L, BULLSHIT BY ABC MAN, UGLINESS BY NEILBULUS, SOUP EATEN BY GUMMO. A MESSAGE FROM REBEL - WHAT KIND OF A GINGER HAIRED NIGGER IS THAT THEN? TO GET TO LEVEL 5 TYPE 'GONZO' ON THE HIGH SCORE TABLE! FUTURE PREDICTION TIME - ON DISK 1000 WE WILL HAVE DALEY THOMPSONS PENSION DAY, ANOTHER GAME THAT LOOKS LIKE XENON FROM THE BITMAP BROTHERS, ANOTHER STEVE BAK GAME WITH NAFF JOYSTICK ROUTINES, NEWS AT TEN(LICENSED BY US GOLD), MORE PARADOX(SOFTWARE HORIZONS) PAP, YET ANOTHER UNCRACKABLE PSYGNOSIS GAME('NOT ANOTHER ONE'). OH,WELL TIME TO START AGAIN ----- > |
#51v2 Quote:| THIS IS DISK 51 - ISSUE 2 EH!!! YES INDEED WE DECIDED TO REISSUE THIS DISK, WHY? WELL WITH OUR NEW PACKER WE CAN CRAM EVEN MORE ONTO A DISK SO YOU NOW HAVE 2 OTHER GAMES AS WELL AS THE FIRST FOUR (NOTE... PETER BEARDSLEY FOOTBALL IS NOW 100 PERCENT!) SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS COPY THIS OVER YOUR OLD 51, NOT ONLY DO WE PACK MORE STUFF THAN ANY ONE ELSE, BUT WE MAINTAIN OUR COLLECTION, BOTH FIXING FAULTS AND GETTING EVEN MORE ONTO A DISK WELL, I SUPPOSE YOU ARE ALL WAITING FOR OUR 'BORING REALLY' GREETINGS THIS TIME TO HAL (WHERE'S BATMAN?), THE PRESIDENT(HOT SWAPS!), REPLICANTS(ACE HACKS), MCA(NICE HACKS), BBC(NICE 1 MEG FILES), KEN + MAC-MAN, SERVO, TURNIP AND ALL IN LEEDS!!! HERE WE GO AGAIN |
#52 Quote:| ----> WELCOME TO DISK 52 - AUTOMATION DISK 2! WELL HERE WE ARE AGAIN, THIS IS RAPIDLY BECOMING A VERY COMMON OCCURENCE! BUT, ANYWAY ON WITH THE SCROLL. ONLY TWO GAMES ON THIS DISK BUT CONSIDERING THAT ZANY GOLF IS ONE OF THEM, I DO NOT THINK THAT IT IS TOO BAD. WELL THIS DISK WAS RELEASED AT THE SWINTON CLUB ON THE 16/2/89 BY THE ONE AND ONLY AUTOMATION!!!!!!!!! WE MUST SAY HI TO SERVO(WOT NO LIGGIE), PIRASOFT/ACU, CLIMAX, SPECIAL FX, THE ELITE SQUAD, FINAL, TINMAN, A-HA, ASTRONUT, W.A.C.C., THE UN-NAMABLES AND ALL OUR OTHER FRIENDS AND CONTACTS! NOW A FEW IMPORTANT NOTES TO REMEMBER 1. BEWARE OF A.B.C.MAN OR HE WILL RIP YOU OFF 2. IF YOU WANT TO GET INTO IT, YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF IT 3. THERE IS NO POINT 3 4. PLEASE, PLEASE TELL US IF YOU SEE ANY OF OUR STUFF WITH 'TEXT-EDITED' CHANGES! 5. NO POOFTERS 6. BEWARE OF KEVIN FROM WAKEFIELD ATIRI <--- THAT WAS THIS MENU'S (ONE AND ONLY?) SPELLING MISTAKE. OH WELL, I AM NOW BORED, SO I THINK I WILL NOW SIGN OFF AND GO TO BED. NIGHT NIGHT ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ FGHI WY925771 967 #$&^UHI786G*(&^(*$D8 NOW CONNECTING!!! OK, ACCESS GAINED ---> HAVE YOU EVER SEEN AN ATARI ST BLOW UP? WELL WE HAVE DISCOVERED A WAY OF MAKING YOUR RAM CHIPS EXPLODE! 5 4 3 2 1 SYS CHECK - RAM FAULT, TURN YOUR MACHINE OFF NOW!! BY THE WAY DO YOU KNOW WHAT L.S.D. STANDS FOR? NO! DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU? YES! WELL JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME L.S.D. STANDS FOR ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ---> |
#53 Quote:| `abcdefg CONSIST OF LSD (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) - WAS (NOT WAS) - SHARAZ JEK (OUR AUSTRALIAN RECRUIT , YOU'RE DOING GREAT!) - BOB.M - IAN.C ON GRAFIX - AND RAMESH ON COFFEE MAKING.ώNOW FOR SOME NEWS: ώIMPORTANT MESSAGE . . . PLEASE SEND NO MORE DISKS TO ME , THAT IS , WAS (NOT WAS) AT STRETFORD SORTING OFFICE AS THERE IS NO GUARANTEE THAT I WILL RECEIVE THEM ANYMORE.ώNOW FOR SOME BLURB . . . . . . IT'S SO FAR UP IT'S STRAIGHT DOWN. WARNING:- DON'T LISTEN TO A.B.C MAN (AKA UNCLE PERVO), HE COMES OUT WITH SO MUCH BULL YOU NEED WINGS TO STAY ABOVE IT.PS: ARE THERE ANY CONTACTS OF PERVO OLDER THAN 16 OR WITH AN IQ GREATER THAN ZERO. NOW FOR PERVO LESSON NUMBER ONE; PERVO: 'HOW DID YOU CRACK SUCH AND SUCH A GAME' - HACKER: 'WELL I CHANGED SUCH AND SUCH A BYTE TO THIS' - LATER . . . . PERVO TO MR.X: 'OH YEAH! I CRACKED IT BY CHANGING SUCH AND SUCH A BYTE TO THIS' - MR. (I'M REALLY STUPID) X: 'DID YOU NOW. YOU'RE AN AMAZING PERSON ON THE SLY AREN'T YOU. BY THE WAY , WHAT MONITOR DID YOU USE.' - PERVO: 'MONITOR . . . WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT , WHAT'S A MONITOR.' - MR. (GETTING A BIT CLEVER) X: 'YOU KNOW. A MONITOR LETS YOU LOOK AT PROGRAM CODE.' - PERVO: 'OH! I SEE. ONE OF THOSE MONITORS! NO , I DON'T USE ONE. I JUST REMEMBER WHAT OTHER PEOPLE TELL ME THEY CHANGED. . . . OOPS!!!!' - MR. (GONE BACK TO BEING STUPID) X: 'HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HACKING GAMES THEN' - PERVO: 'OH! EVER SINCE I LEARNT HOW TO EDIT TEXT!' - MR.X: 'COR! THAT LONG HUH! MY HERO!' - PERVO: 'NOW WILL YOU BEND OVER.'ώSICK JOKE NO.1 - Q: WHERE DO AMERICAN TOURISTS GO FOR THEIR HOLIDAYS. - A: ALL OVER SCOTLAND.ώA YOUNG LADY GOES TO SEE THE DOCTOR AND ASKS HIM TO WEIGH HER BOOBS. THE DOCTOR SAID 'WAAYYYYYYY!' ώJAG AR INSNOAD PA OSTFRONTEN! FREAKY DEAKY! FAT FREDDIES CAT! NO MORE APARTHEID! REAL WILD CHILD! HOW FAR CAN TOO FAR GO. HI TO STEVE CYCLEPATH. CHILL OUT AND FLEX! SING IF YOU'RE GLAD TO BE DEVO. TALL IN THE SADDLE! GABBA GABBA HEY! SAND IN MY JOINTS! SLIP IT TO THE ANDROID! MORE BOUNCE TO THE OUNCE! SONGS FOR SWINGING LARVAE. SEARCH AND DESTROY (PARTY TIME - SEARCH OUT THE BEER , THEN DESTROY IT!) LIKE PLANET ROCK WE JUST DON'T STOP GONNA DRIVE YOU NUTS! RENALDO THE LOAF. SUNGLASSES AFTER DARK! CONFORM TO THE RHYTHM. YOU GOTTA SAY YES TO ANOTHER EXCESS! THREE OF A PERFECT PAIR. BAD TASTE NIGHT OUT. WELL! GOT TO HAVE SOMETHING TO TEST THE SCROLLER! SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO NOW.ώI'LL BE BACK!ώ16 X 16 FULL COLOUR FONT SMOOTHE SCROLLER WITH NO MULTI BUFFERING ETC CODED BY WAS NOT WAS . . . . FONT NICKED FROM DEFLEKTOR |
#54 Quote:| WELCOME TO DISK FIFTY FOUR PRESS 0 FOR 50 OR 60 HERTZ \]^_`abcdefg ώ CONSIST OF LSD (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) - WAS (NOT WAS) - SHARAZ JEK - BOB.M - IAN.C ON GRAFIX - AND RAMESH ON COFFEE MAKING.ώNOW FOR SOME NEWS: ώWE ALL HAD AN AMAZING TIME AT THE ARCADE SHOW AT BLACKPOOL, LOTS OF THE VERY LATEST ARCADE GAMES, ALL FREE! SOME OF THE GAMES ON SHOW WERE TURBO OUTRUN(FAB!), HARD DRIVING, TETRIS(HEY SERVO! GET OFF THAT MACHINE), FINAL LAP(EIGHT PLAYERS), CHASE HQ, GALAXY FORCE II, THE SEGA MEGA-SYSTEM, OPERATION THUNDERBOLT, PLUS A COUPLE OF NEW SEGA GAMES GETTING THERE FIRST PUBLIC AIRING!!! YES, WE ALL HAD A GREAT TIME, ME(OZZ), MARL, SERVO, TURNIP, FINAL AND LOADS OF OTHER PEOPLE HAD LOADS OF FUN, ALL EXCEPT WAS(NOT WAS), BECAUSE HE UNFORTUNATELY WAS(NOT NAVIGATING) AND WENT TO THE WRONG PLACE! I SAID THE WINTER GARDENS, WAS. NOT THE WARBRECK CASTLE. OH WELL MAYBE NEXT YEAR, ANYWAY MUST GO - BYE FOR NOW |
#55 Quote:| WELCOME TO DISK FIFTY FIVE 0 FOR 50/60 HZ ώ YES INDEED FOLKS, AUTOMATION BRING YOU ANOTHER DISK FULL OF GOODIES!! FIRST OF ALL I MUST POINT OUT THAT ANDES ATTACK DOES NOT WORK ON A 512K 1.9, BLAME THEM NOT US! IT WORKS FINE ON 512K 1.8 AND 1 MEG 1.9! TIME TO SAY A FEW HELLO'S MEGA GREETINGS ώ TO ALL THE GIMMERS AT ROGUE, ESPECIALLY KIM FOR THE GRAFIX! NORMAL GREETINGS ώ TO SERVO, A-HA, CLIMAX, THE ELITE SQUAD, PIRASOFT/ACU, SPECIAL FX, UN-NAMEABLES(YOU WILL HEAR FROM US SOON!), KAM, ANGELS OF MERCY SPECIAL GUEST GREETINGS TO BIRDY, MEDWAY BOYS AND THE UNION(NICE DEMO). HEY 'WAS', FOUND YOUR WAY HOME YET? NOT STILL LOOKING FOR THE ARCADE SHOW ARE YOU? COME ON RAMEESH, I WILL HAVE MILK AND 1 SUGAR THANX TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE CONTRIBUTED GRAFIX TO OUR MENU'S, BUT HOW ABOUT SOMEBODY DOING SOME MUSIC? REMEMBER, ALWAYS BEWARE OF A.B.C.MAN FOR HE WILL SURELY RIP YOU OFF! |
#56 Quote:| WELCOME TO DISK FIFTY SIX YES INDEED FOLKS, AUTOMATION BRING YOU ANOTHER DISK FULL OF GOODIES!! ONLY TWO ON THIS ONE, BUT BOTH ARE WELL COMPACTED, SO DON'T COMPLAIN MEGA GREETINGS ώ TO ALL THE GIMMERS AT ROGUE, ESPECIALLY KIM FOR THE GRAFIX! NORMAL GREETINGS ώ TO SERVO, A-HA, CLIMAX, THE ELITE SQUAD, PIRASOFT/ACU, SPECIAL FX, UN-NAMEABLES(YOU WILL HEAR FROM US SOON!), KAM, ANGELS OF MERCY SPECIAL GUEST GREETINGS TO BIRDY, MEDWAY BOYS AND THE UNION(NICE DEMO). OH WELL NOT MUCH ELSE TO SAY, SO I WILL BID YOU FAREWELL! WHERE'S THAT COFFEE RAMEESH? |
#57 Quote:| PRESENTS DISK FIFTY SEVEN [ 0 FOR 50/60 HZ ώ YES INDEED FOLKS, pqrstuvwxyz{|} ARE PACKERS - \]^_`a , no~
, bcdefg AND #$% GRAPHIX - klm AND <=> AND ON THE SWAPPING FRONT - hij THE FAB GRAPHIX ON THIS ONE WERE DONE BY IAN, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!! TIME TO SAY A FEW HELLO'S [ MEGA GREETINGS ώ TO ALL THE GIMMERS AT ROGUE [ NORMAL GREETINGS ώ TO SERVO, A-HA, CLIMAX, THE ELITE SQUAD, PIRASOFT/ACU, SPECIAL FX, UN-NAMEABLES(YOU WILL HEAR FROM US SOON!), KAM, ANGELS OF MERCY SPECIAL GUEST GREETINGS TO BIRDY, MEDWAY BOYS AND THE UNION(NICE DEMO). COME ON RAMEESH, STILL NOT MADE THAT COFFEE REMEMBER, ALWAYS BEWARE OF A.B.C.MAN FOR HE WILL SURELY RIP YOU OFF! |
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[quote]abcdgfghi PRESENT COMPACT MENU NUMBER 59.ώTHE MUSIC WAS RIPPED OFF OUT OF BIONIC COMMANDOS BY WAS (NOT WAS). AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , THE L.S.D (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) , SHARAZ JEK , IAN.C , AND BOB.M.ώIS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY COULD WRITE MUSIC FOR US?ώGREETINGS GO TO TEX , THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , TNT-CREW , TCB , THE UN-NAMEABLES , THE UNTOUCHABLES , BIRDY , A-HA , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .ώMENU 100 HERE WE COME . . . . . |
#60 Quote:| ώAUTOMATION PRESENT COMPACT MENU NUMBER 60.ώTHE MUSIC WAS RIPPED OFF OUT OF STORMBRINGER BY WAS (NOT WAS). AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF WAS (NOT WAS) , THE L.S.D (OZZWALD , MARL AND REBEL) , SHARAZ JEK , IAN.C , AND THE UN-NAMEABLESώ\]^_`abcdefghi TEX , THE REPLICANTS , GIGABYTE CREW , TNT-CREW , TCB , THE UNTOUCHABLES , BIRDY , A-HA , KAM , THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND MCA . . . . . . . . .ώWHAT IS PINK AND HARD? . . . . . . . A PIG WITH A FLICK-KNIFE! |
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