After reading this: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=470&boardid=55&threadid=176 GGN came up with the idea of an ST Game version.

So here it is... I'll start.

Gods: Magic Pockets with new GFX.
Kick Off: A Collection of bugs joined up to form a football game.
Dungeon Master: Vastly over-rated rip off of Alternate Reality. Only worse.

and over to you all - have fun!

Enchanted land. A demo's main menu just like SOTB only better.

CJ wrote on 25.01.09 at 11:35:36:

Gods: Magic Pockets with new GFX.

That's the other way round really :P

Anyway:

Another world: Guy gets transported to another dimension by freak accident. Meets a mute on the way. Flies off with him and dragon in the end.
Shadow of the Beast: Who gives a shit about the ST? No, I won't give you more time. Just release the damn thing so we can get some cash!
Enchanted land: The Union needs NO custom chips!
Midnight resistance: The arcade controls suck, let's fix them!

Elite: Star Raiders with trading.
Into The Eagles Nest: Gauntlet with Nazi's. How can you resist?
WizKid: WTF? I mean really. WTF?!?
Jewelz: Znax with more colours.

Elite 2: Look, I made an uber-awesome poly/splinefiller. What do you mean you want a game in there too?
Vroom: We coded an awesome game, now let's add playing leapfrog with other cars!
After the war: Guy kicks the shit out of guys and dogs. Then takes machine gun and beats the shit out of guys. And rats.

Better Dead Than Alien: A tribute to the pompey pirates.
Thundercats: Lion-O walks about bashing things. Mum Rah arrives. Game over.
Rick Dangerous: Guy goes into cave seeking fortune. Boulders roll. No ark at the end.

Midwinter:  Idiot goes north looking for trouble. Finds some.
Midwinter II: He went back again despite knowing what was there.
Golden Axe: Algebra math training. Death = Adder.

Rick Dangerous II: Guy tosses old suit and becomes Flash Gordon. Hilarity ensues.
Super Hang-on: Guy rides bike all across the world. Time ends. Game over.
Afterburner: We needed the money, so we made a crap converion. Airplane looping and hitting targets at random.
Ghosts'n'Goblins: Knight wears an armour and ofter throws it away running in his pants, fighting against zombies'n'shit.
Ghouls'n'Ghosts: See above.

All time favourite review was for "Dance Dance revolution" on the Playstation.
"worlds longest cheat code entry"

For the ST:
Manhatten Chasers: "I formatted the disc. Twice."

I loved Dungeon Master and Elite 2 - Frontier back those days (and still do!), great games with lots of atmosphere and depth. So i have to say your comments about these two are not really fair in my opinion.
I agree with the rest.

Street Fighter II: Go play it at the arcades.

Saviour wrote on 25.01.09 at 15:37:40:

I loved Dungeon Master and Elite 2 - Frontier back those days (and still do!), great games with lots of atmosphere and depth. So i have to say your comments about these two are not really fair in my opinion.I agree with the rest.

Well, this is not the idea of this thread (i.e. to criticise another's reviews). If you don't agree with the above, just write your own mini-review!

Captain America Defies the Doom Tube: if you want to save America, that's up to you - if you want to do it by playing this game then forget it!

Oids: "a bit like lunar lander with knobs on it"

Operation Wolf: "like trying to kill porn pop-ups in internet explorer, but with bad guys"

Hard drivin' : "a road crawler made with a 3d toolkit demo  that had fill and clipping routines stolen from a bad Qix copy"

Top Banana: The name says it all. Indeed a top banana! Please buy it so we can feed the orang utans that programmed it.

Fire and ice: Crappy character conceived in the Sonic craze era bundled in a mediocre game to cash in.

Volfied: Quix with added bugs

Dungeon Master: 4 hours on level one doing nothing but spells, 30 minutes running through rest of game
Llamatron: Robotron on an acid trip
No Second Prize: Unplayable with a dirty mouse, great with a clean one.
Pacific Islands: Because blurry bitmaps are better than polygons

Marble madness: When You need to be frustrated and local news don't do the trick game on!

Snowstrike: If You ever wanted to fall of from aifcraft carrier try this one

F16 Falcon: Take off. Fly a while. Get shot. Start again. Get frustrated. Buy joystick.

Turbocup: Get Your car demolished in spectacular way!

Tetris: Buy Ravensburger puzzle instead and throw it up in the air only one piece at the time

Mousetrap: Ratatouille in 18+ way

Chessmaster 2000: 64 squares, 2*16 figures, there can be only one  :o

Photon Storm ~ Makes your eyeballs spin round

Andes Attack ~ defender + Llamas

Llamatron - Classix

Revenge of the Mutant Camels ~ WTF?

Llamzap ~ all of the above

Pang ~ pangtastic

Stun Runner ~ bummer

Pit Fighter ~ erratic

Super Space Invaders ~ Bonus level Good, rest too slow! (Falcon version!)

Super Scrabble ~ Amazing

Battleships Elite ~ while away the hours....

Silkworm ~ 2 player fun

Exterminator ~ Classic 2 Player, got to hand it to them it's quite playable.

Enchantled Land ~ Is there a Falcon version?

Cool Croc Twins ~ was quite fun on the 'Pcee!' Where's the St30 version?