Double Bobble 2000


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HELLO HACKER AND WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF DOUBLE BOBBLE. THERE IS A CHEAT MODE IN THE GAME, IT ISN'T HARD TO FIND. THE CODE ISN'T AS OPTIMISED AS IT COULD BE, ALTHOUGH I AM PRETTY PLEASED WITH MY TRUE COLOUR SPRITE ROUTINE. IF YOU TRAIN THIS GAME PLEASE SEND ME A COPY!   ALL BUGS ARE BY TAT OF DIGITAL CHAOS, AND WERE VERY CAREFULLY DESIGNED.    THIS GAME DOESN'T WORK ON WINDOZE 95. BUT WHAT DOES? FUCK WINDOZE. FUCK BILL GATES. FUCK MICROSOFT. FUCK PCS. FUCK ALL THE SHIT COMPANIES THAT RELEASE UNPLAYABLE SHIT UNDER THE TITLE OF 'INTERACTIVE GAMING'. FUCK INTEL AND THEIR SHIT PROCESSORS. FUCK THE ROLLING STONES AND BRIAN ENO - DEATH TO ALL MICROSOFT COLLABORATORS. BIG GREETS TO THE FIRST GUYS TO WRITE A WINDOWS 95 VIRUS. LONG LIVE ATARI, C-LAB, ACORN, ESCOM ANY NON-PC MANUFACTURER. IMAGINE HOW FUCKING BORING IT WOULD BE IF EVERYBODY HAD A FUCKING PC AND WINDOWS 95. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE VARIETY? EVERYONE MAY AS WELL WHERE THE SAME CLOTHES, LISTEN TO EXACTLY THE SAME MUSIC, SUPPORT EXACTLY THE SAME FOOTBALL TEAM. WELL FUCK THAT.    ALSO A BIG FUCK TO ALL THE BIG GAMES COMPANIES THAT STOPPED PRODUCING ST STUFF AND DECIDED TO KILL THE ATARI EVEN WHEN THE SCENE WAS STILL STRONG.   FUCK ALL PONYTAILED SOFTWARE EXECUTIVES THAT CARE MORE ABOUT MARKET DEMOGRAPHICS THAN QUALITY GAMES.   DO YOU KNOW THAT I REWROTE THE PACKER HEADER SO THAT TRACE AND ILLEGAL VECTORS TRIGGERED AN MFP INTERRUPT THAT IS NOW DOING A LOW-LEVEL FORMAT OF YOUR HARD DRIVE WHILST YOU ARE READING THIS? I'M ONLY KIDDING. HAD YOU SWEATING FOR A SECOND THOUGH ;) RESPECT TO ALL DOING SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE ON THE ATARI AND MAKING THE SCENE A MORE DIVERSE AND VIBRANT PLACE. I'M OUTTA HERE. PTERM. PEACE.