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HELLO WORLD.... YOU HAVE FOUND THE GENUINE SECRET MESSAGE.... AND HERE IT IS....... CRINKLE..CRINKLE...YOU ARE SUCH A HAPPY CLOWN!  BROUGHT TO YOU BY:- ALPHONSO SPREADBOOT (CLOWN) AND HIS AMAZING DANCING PRUNES.  CHEAT MODE-OFF       SPACE TO EXIT A BIG EARTH HELLO TO THE FOLLOWING...DAVID BLAND, DAVID MCLACHLAN, MIKE LISTER, PAUL NESBITT, DOUGGIE, ...DAVE FARNHAM, CHRIS DENMAN, PAUL COTTON, MARTIN ZEALEY, JASON BANHAM, PAUL THOMPSON, MARTIN JONES,  HOW GOES IT BACK HOME???,   SEAN CONRAN, JONO, FINLAY AND CHRIS, MIKE (WOOL HAT) NESMITH.. HOWS IT, HANGIN ME OLD MUCKER?, BRAINS, BUNGLE BONCE AND FLATULANT FRED....THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING RIPPED OFF IN THIS INDUSTRY, IS ALL THE GREAT PEOPLE YOU GET TO MEET!!........................................LOKI SAYS..FOOLISH MORTALS YOU DARE THWART MY PLANS!!..........HA!!..........BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE BULLIES SPECIAL PRIZE TEAM ................ON NO NOT ANOTHER BOAT............................HOOP................GREETINGS FROM THE CHORTLING PANDAS............SPECIAL MESSAGE TO FINLAY AND CHRIS................EVERYTHINGS JUST BETTY BOOLA AND NOT AT ALL WARD 2!!!..........SPECIAL MESSAGE TO THE PERSON IN MY OLD BEDSIT.........................I CANT STICK ELVIS SO SHUT UP!!!!!................SPECIAL MESSAGE TO NELSON AND VICCY ......................WE SHALL LIBERATE YOU SOON!!!!.....ON OUR SPECIAL COVERT MISSION...OPERATION SPOONBOOT!!!.............A MESSAGE TO ALL MORONS IN TOWN WITH YOUR LOON PANTS, BLOCKA BOOTS, CAPS BACK TO FRONT AND TENT SIZE SHIRTS..WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE!!!!.........MORNIN SARGE.......................BLOKA BOOTS, BLOKA BOOTS............THEY"RE IN FASHION TODAY!!...........AND NOW A POEM FROM DOUGGIE........ODE TO A DEAD DUCK.................OH DUCKY POOS YOU ARE SO DEAD......OH WOE IS ME MY HEAD...............IS KILLING ME......................ITS FEATHERS ONCE SO BRIGHT........NOW ITS LIKE SO MUCH..FRIGHT.......WORDSWORTH EAT YOUR HEART OUT!!....REMEMBER THE SECRET OF INTELLIGENT LIFE IS TO BANG THE ROCKS TOGETHER............NOW A BIT FROM JASON...............I LIKE JELLY AND CUSTARD, BIG PARTY BALLOONS AND MY FAVOURITE NEW KID IS.......CLOUDUS...................IN THE BOOK OF LIFE THE ANSWERS ARE NOT IN THE BACK!!!.................ROBIN ROBIN YOU CANNOT COME IN!!!!..............TO THE WOODS.......NO!!.NO!!...............TO THE WOODS......NO!!.NO!!..........TO THE WOODS.......................ANYTHING BUT THE WOODS!............ANYTHING?!!........................TO THE WOODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........GOWD BLESH YA GUVNA................GO ON MISTA........................TAKE THAT BAG OFF YOUR HEAD MISTA.GO ON WHYS THAT ON YOUR HEAD.......GO ON.......GO ON.........GO ON....EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK.............USLESS INFORMATION FACTS NO 22.1.B......DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU SWALLOW AN ENTIRE ELEPHANT THAT YOU WOULD BE VERY ILL AND HAVE TO GO TO BED WITH NO JELLY AND ICE CREAM..........SICK OF LONG HOURS WITH NO EXTRA PAY.......FRAID SO.................LOVE HUGT