International correspondence is always so much fun.  Here's a letter from the USA from an ex-forum member, who was banned for posting racist comments (And it wasn't even about the French!!!)

Hi.
falkn here.
So what is it that was offensive.
Remember please that I have ALL of your cd's...
Your scroll lines have thier own demerits, but I have not held that against any of you.
So...I can apologize but maybe you should spell out what CONTROL geeks
want for your i-net presence.
I can make you money.
You keep shooting yourselves in the foot instead of realizing the much
bigger picture.
No offense taken here.
I admit that I was testing you.
Merry Christmas from USA.
We can be friends.
Al Skaggs
prop: A-Online/DigiTalents
I have attached some pics of what you may be missing.
(Not to mention A friend in USA that would like to meet you dorks.)
loosen up guys.

The pics were all of cars....   and someone who looks like they belong in Revenge of the Nerds.  He seems to also own a website with one .gif on it! Amazing! It's not even one he repeatedly posted under each of his entries on this forum (That he was warned at least 6 times to stop doing)

I think i speak for all of D-Bug here when I say... I don't think we want to meet your friend!