#231
Quote:AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 231 ONE MEG OF RAM NEEDED SORRY PRESS 1 FOR RAINBOW ISLANDS PRESS 2 FOR HILLSFAR [
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#232
Quote: KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED TO AUTOMATION CDS AND YOU MAY JUST FIND SPACE ACE ON THEM. WELL AT LEAST I AM HOPING TO DO SOMETHING WITH IT WHEN I GET IT. CMON EDITMAN OR PHIL THE PILOT . . . WHERE IS IT? I CAN NOT WAIT ANY LONGER! I WANT TO GET MY MITS ON IT! I ALSO WANT AN ORIGINAL OF RAINBOW WARRIORS AND AQUANAUT SO I CAN HAVE A GO AT PACKING THEM INTO 512K FILE VERSIONS TOO! HOWEVER DO NOT EXPECT TO SEE THESE TITLES ON CD AS I HAVE NOT LOOKED AT THEM TO WORK OUT WHETHER IT IS POSSIBLE TO PUT THEM ON COMPACT OR NOT! SO, PASS ME AN ORIGINAL AND I WILL CHECK EM OUT! GREETINGS GO TO EVERYONE OUT THERE WHO IS NOT A LAMER. WHATS A LAMER MISS? _ AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 232 - WILL THEY EVER END? YOU NEVER KNOW! REMEMBER THE SAYING -ALL GOOD THINGS MUST COME TO AN END- _ NUMERO 1 WILL GIVE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAARGH FROM SHARAZ JEK - WHATS HAPPENED TO FIGHTER BOMBER ANDREW? - _ BONKING 2 GIVES YOU CROSSOUT FROM NEIL OF COR BLIMEY -
#233
Quote:COPY THIS DISK DOUBLE SIDED 82 TRACKS 10 SECTORS. THERE IS A SAMPLE ON THE B SIDE! GREETINGS GO TO EVERYONE OUT THERE WHO IS NOT A LAMER. WHATS A LAMER MISS? _ AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 233 - THERE IS NO END TO AUTOMATION COMPACTS - _ FOR WILDLIFE PRESS KEY ONE - _ FOR THE MAN FROM THE COUNCIL PRESS KEY TWO -
#234
Quote: AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 234 ------ HIT ONE TO PLAY SPORTING TRIANGLES ------ PRESS TWO TO PLAY POPQUIZ ELSE HIT SPACEBAR FOR ZKUL AND WEST ------ HI TO ALL MEMBERS OF THE REPLICANTS --- THE OVERLANDERS --- THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY --- THE QUARTET --- THE CAREBEARS --- TEX --- MCA --- KAM --- THE LIGHT TEAM --- SEWER SOFT --- PURSY --- MERLIN --- XERUD --- IAN C --- MONTY --- MOB --- STAN THE MAN ---
#235
Quote: HELLO CHAPS - THIS IS AUTOMATION DISK 235 TIME FOR SOME TRIVIA FOR ALL YOU BOFFS....WHAT HAS YURI ANDROPOV AND LEONARDO DA VINCI GOT IN COMMON..IS IT A: THEY ARE BOTH DEAD. B:THEY BOTH HAVE FOREIGN NAMES. C:THEY BOTH PLAY GOLF WITH BOB HOSKINS..ANSWERS ON A DISK PLEASE,AS WE ARE RUNNING OUT VERY FAST THIS INTRO WAS CODED BY STAN MERCURY WITH HELP BY MISTER BEE. OVERLANDERS LOGO BY WHITE SPIRIT FONTE BY FURYO (NEW GRAPHIST) AND DRAGON BY ZARA. MUSIC BY AN COOL OF TCB (THANKS). OVERLANDERS MEMBERS ARE : ADSO, DOGUE, EPSILON, FURYO, HUMUNGUS, MISTER BEE, PEEWEE, SPEEDLIGHT, STAN MERCURY, SYGMA FORCE, TYPHON, WHITE SPIRIT AND ZIGGY STARDUST..... COMING SOON BIG DOGS COCK DISK 236
#236
Quote:DISK 236 - THIS ONE SHOULD BE VERY INTERESTING FOR ALL WHO DARE TO READ IT ALL WHY? WELL JUST RECENTLY THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF GROUPS SLAGGING EACH OTHER OFF, WELL DONT YOU THINK THIS IS BEING JUST A LITTLE BIT SILLY, YES? WELL I THINK IT SHOULD CONTINUE! FIRST SLAGGINGS GO TO THE POMPOUS PIRATES ( THEY HAVE GOT TO BE ONE OF THE LAMEST PACKING GROUPS AROUND, APART FROM THE FACT THAT ONLY ONE OF THEM DOES ANYTHING AND HE IS NOT VERY GOOD, WAS CHAOS TOO HARD FOR YOU, YOU POOR LITTLE THING, GO AND PLAY WITH SOME LEGO, KID!) , THE REPLICANTS (LETS TALK AVERAGE, THESE GUYS ARE THE MOST OVER-RATED GROUPS OF HASBEENS ON THE SCENE, COME ON GUYS RETIRE) , THE CAREBEARS ( CRAPPY DEMOS GALORE, IT HAS ALL BEEN DONE ON THE AMIGA AND A LOT BETTER AT THAT, GO BACK TO THE C64 OR BECOME AMIGA DICKHEADS) , MEDWAY BOYS (ANOTHER BUNCH OF WANKERS WHO ARE AVERAGE AT BEST AND APPALING THE REST OF THE TIME, SCOTTISH ARSEHOLES!) , BIRDY (100 PERCENT WANKER, SODDING JOCK GO TOSS YOUR CABER OR EAT SOME HAGGIS, BARBARIAN SCUM) , HOTLINE (NEW WANKERS, SAME AS THE OLD WANKERS HOTLINE EQUALS CRAP DISKS AND CRAP PACKS!) , NEW ORDER (DORK MD AND TOSSPOT WANKER MATES COME ON GUYS STOP SHAFTING EACH OTHER AND TRY AND DO SOMETHING GOOD , SOME CHANCE!) , FLEXIBLE FRONT ( MORE DEMO WANKERS) , OVERLANDERS (VERY AVERAGE MENU CODE, IDIOTS) , SYNC (DEMO WANKERS) , MCA (WHO? MORE CRAP ASSEMBLY) , EMPIRE (MODEM DICKHEADS, WOT NO TALENT!) , DELIGHT (POSSIBLY THE WORST HACKERS ON THE ST) , ELECTRIC BLUE (NEVER HEARD OF THESE LAMERS) , FALLEN ANGELS (FROG BASTEDS) , THE PRESIDENT (ULTRA SLOW JOCK, WOT NO HEIGHT) , EQUINOX (GOOD TV PROG , SHIT GROUP) , SEWER SOFTWARE (IF WE WANTED DOCS WE WOULD BUY A PHOTOCOPIER) , THE LOST BOYS (LOST IT? , THEY NEVER WERE ANY GOOD) , FLOPPY COPY CREW (YOUR DISKS AINT WORTH COPYING GUYS!) , VAPOUR (WOT A BIG HEADED WANKER THIS TWAT IS) , OZZ ( THIS IS THE GUY WHO RIPPED THE HAPPY PACKER OFF AND CHANGED THE FLASH) , SHARAZ JERK (ONLY PACKS CRAP SHITTY JASON DONOVAN LOOKALIKE) , THE LAW (THE ONE MEG ONLY WANKER , ALSO A USELESS WELSH WINDBAG), NEIL OF COR BLIMEY (EGOTISTICAL SHIT , NOT A VERY GOOD HACKER EITHER!) , THE BBC (I WOULD RATHER HAVE ITV THANKS VERY MUCH) , IAN.C AND WAYNE (DO SHIT GRAPHIX , COS THEY CANT DO SOMETHING USEFUL LIKE CODE, ALL THEIR PICTURES ARE DIGITISED ANYWAY) , GUARDIANS OF LOGIK (HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET INTO AUTOMATION, AT LEAST TALENTLESS BALD EAGLE HAS LEFT THEM) , DACK (EQUALS CACK) , SUB HUMANS (MORE JOCK WANKERS) , HAL (NOT EVEN A PART OF AUTOMATION , OOPS HE GOT BUSTED HE HE HE) , EDITMAN (YOUR NEXT , CRAP COPIES OF SHIT FILMS) , BILBO (WHO THE FUCK IS THIS DICKHEAD , COMPACTED DEMOS , GROW UP BOY!) , TOM B (I DONT KNOW ABOUT T O M B YOU SHOULD BE BURIED ALIVE!) , JPM (YOU STOLE OUR PACKER, YOU THIEVING SHITS) , RAMEESH (YOUR COFFEE TASTES LIKE SHIT) , WILD SHAOLIN (MULTIFACED ANY CRAP RECENTLY , LAME TWATS) , WAYNE SMITHSON (A STOS GAMES PROGRAMMER!) , REBEL (MAD BIKER TWAT) , WELL I THINK THAT ABOUT COVERS MY SHIT LIST - EVERYONE OF THEM A WANKER, WHO AM I YOU MAY BE ASKING, WELL I AM KNOWN AS THE BANDOG, AND THIS IS MY FIRST AND LAST MENU, I DO NOT WANT TO BE A PART OF A BUNCH OF WANKERS, CRAP CODE , CRAP PACKS, AND FRIENDLY WITH WANKERS LIKE THE POMPOUS PIRATES, CRAPWAY BOYS AND THE REPLICUNTS ,SO ALL THAT IS LEFT TO SAY IS, YOU ARE ALL WANKERS AND CAN ALL FUCK RIGHT OFF COMIN SOON BIG DOGS COCK CD NUMBER 1 PACKED AND READY F29 RETALIATOR, BEAST BUSTERS, FINAL FIGHT AND SHADOW OF THE BEAST FUCK OFF COCKSUCKERS STILL THERE SHITHEAD FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
#236v2
Quote:DISK 236 - THIS ONE SHOULD BE VERY INTERESTING FOR ALL WHO DARE TO READ IT ALL WHY? WELL JUST RECENTLY THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF GROUPS SLAGGING EACH OTHER OFF, WELL DONT YOU THINK THIS IS BEING JUST A LITTLE BIT SILLY, YES? WELL I THINK IT SHOULD STOP! INSTEAD OF SLAGGING OFF OTHERS WHY NOT THINK OF THE KIDDIES WHO READ SUCH RUBBISH! THE LAMEST PACKING GROUPS AROUND, APART FROM THE FACT THAT ONLY ONE OF THEM DOES ANYTHING AND HE IS NOT VERY GOOD, WAS CHAOS TOO HARD FOR YOU, YOU POOR LITTLE THING, GO AND PLAY WITH SOME LEGO, KID!) , THE REPLICANTS (LETS TALK AVERAGE, THESE GUYS ARE THE MOST OVER-RATED GROUPS OF HASBEENS ON THE SCENE, COME ON GUYS RETIRE) , THE CAREBEARS ( CRAPPY DEMOS GALORE, IT HAS ALL BEEN DONE ON THE AMIGA AND A LOT BETTER AT THAT, GO BACK TO THE C64 OR BECOME AMIGA DICKHEADS) , MEDWAY BOYS (ANOTHER BUNCH OF WANKERS WHO ARE AVERAGE AT BEST AND APPALING THE REST OF THE TIME, SCOTTISH ARSEHOLES!) , BIRDY (100 PERCENT WANKER, SODDING JOCK GO TOSS YOUR CABER OR EAT SOME HAGGIS, BARBARIAN SCUM) , HOTLINE (NEW WANKERS, SAME AS THE OLD WANKERS HOTLINE EQUALS CRAP DISKS AND CRAP PACKS!) , NEW ORDER (DORK MD AND TOSSPOT WANKER MATES COME ON GUYS STOP SHAFTING EACH OTHER AND TRY AND DO SOMETHING GOOD , SOME CHANCE!) , FLEXIBLE FRONT ( MORE DEMO WANKERS) , OVERLANDERS (VERY AVERAGE MENU CODE, IDIOTS) , SYNC (DEMO WANKERS) , MCA (WHO? MORE CRAP ASSEMBLY) , EMPIRE (MODEM DICKHEADS, WOT NO TALENT!) , DELIGHT (POSSIBLY THE WORST HACKERS ON THE ST) , ELECTRIC BLUE (NEVER HEARD OF THESE LAMERS) , FALLEN ANGELS (FROG BASTEDS) , THE PRESIDENT (ULTRA SLOW JOCK, WOT NO HEIGHT) , EQUINOX (GOOD TV PROG , SHIT GROUP) , SEWER SOFTWARE (IF WE WANTED DOCS WE WOULD BUY A PHOTOCOPIER) , THE LOST BOYS (LOST IT? , THEY NEVER WERE ANY GOOD) , FLOPPY COPY CREW (YOUR DISKS AINT WORTH COPYING GUYS!) , VAPOUR (WOT A BIG HEADED WANKER THIS TWAT IS) , OZZ ( THIS IS THE GUY WHO RIPPED THE HAPPY PACKER OFF AND CHANGED THE FLASH) , SHARAZ JERK (ONLY PACKS CRAP SHITTY JASON DONOVAN LOOKALIKE) , THE LAW (THE ONE MEG ONLY WANKER , ALSO A USELESS WELSH WINDBAG), NEIL OF COR BLIMEY (EGOTISTICAL SHIT , NOT A VERY GOOD HACKER EITHER!) , THE BBC (I WOULD RATHER HAVE ITV THANKS VERY MUCH) , IAN.C AND WAYNE (DO SHIT GRAPHIX , COS THEY CANT DO SOMETHING USEFUL LIKE CODE, ALL THEIR PICTURES ARE DIGITISED ANYWAY) , GUARDIANS OF LOGIK (HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET INTO AUTOMATION, AT LEAST TALENTLESS BALD EAGLE HAS LEFT THEM) , DACK (EQUALS CACK) , SUB HUMANS (MORE JOCK WANKERS) , HAL (NOT EVEN A PART OF AUTOMATION , OOPS HE GOT BUSTED HE HE HE) , EDITMAN (YOUR NEXT , CRAP COPIES OF SHIT FILMS) , BILBO (WHO THE FUCK IS THIS DICKHEAD , COMPACTED DEMOS , GROW UP BOY!) , TOM B (I DONT KNOW ABOUT T O M B YOU SHOULD BE BURIED ALIVE!) , JPM (YOU STOLE OUR PACKER, YOU THIEVING SHITS) , RAMEESH (YOUR COFFEE TASTES LIKE SHIT) , WILD SHAOLIN (MULTIFACED ANY CRAP RECENTLY , LAME TWATS) , WAYNE SMITHSON (A STOS GAMES PROGRAMMER!) , REBEL (MAD BIKER TWAT) , WELL I THINK THAT ABOUT COVERS MY SHIT LIST - EVERYONE OF THEM A WANKER, WHO AM I YOU MAY BE ASKING, WELL I AM KNOWN AS THE BANDOG, AND THIS IS MY FIRST AND LAST MENU, I DO NOT WANT TO BE A PART OF A BUNCH OF WANKERS, CRAP CODE , CRAP PACKS, AND FRIENDLY WITH WANKERS LIKE THE POMPOUS PIRATES, CRAPWAY BOYS AND THE REPLICUNTS ,SO ALL THAT IS LEFT TO SAY IS, YOU ARE ALL WANKERS AND CAN ALL FUCK RIGHT OFF COMIN SOON BIG DOGS COCK CD NUMBER 1 PACKED AND READY F29 RETALIATOR, BEAST BUSTERS, FINAL FIGHT AND SHADOW OF THE BEAST FUCK OFF COCKSUCKERS STILL THERE SHITHEAD FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
#237
Quote: gWELCOME TO i AUTOMATION p CD 237 p cINTRO CODED BY eOBERJE' p gMUSIC HACK BY OBERJE gHI AUTOMATION! AND LEELEE . WELL ITS THE SAME MENU AGAIN, BUT WITH BETTER MUSIC AND PICTURE fGREETS TO iALL MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION THE LOST BOYS ALL MEMBERS OF THE INNER CIRCLE MOB p ALL MEMBERS OF THE ALLIANCE ALL MEMBERS OF THE UNION ESPECIALLY THE CAREBEARS LEELEE ROZEL ALL MY FELLOW FINGERBOBS GRAHAME SUPREME OVERLORD OF THE UNIVERSE THE FATT MAN CLUB FROSTY THE DICKHEAD TIM GORDON 7-ZARK-7 XAVIER GOOSE cMOB SAYS HI TO SIMON GREENWOOD THE UNICORN AND WEBBO
#237v2
Quote: gWELCOME TO i AUTOMATION p CD 237 p cINTRO CODED BY eOBERJE' p gMUSIC HACK BY OBERJE gHI AUTOMATION! AND LEELEE . WELL ITS THE SAME MENU AGAIN, BUT WITH BETTER MUSIC AND PICTURE fGREETS TO iALL MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION THE LOST BOYS ALL MEMBERS OF THE INNER CIRCLE MOB p ALL MEMBERS OF THE ALLIANCE ALL MEMBERS OF THE UNION ESPECIALLY THE CAREBEARS LEELEE ROZEL ALL MY FELLOW FINGERBOBS GRAHAME SUPREME OVERLORD OF THE UNIVERSE THE FATT MAN CLUB FROSTY THE DICKHEAD TIM GORDON 7-ZARK-7 XAVIER GOOSE cMOB SAYS HI TO SIMON GREENWOOD THE UNICORN AND WEBBO
#238
Quote:GREETINGS GO TO EVERYONE OUT THERE WHO IS NOT A LAMER. WHATS A LAMER MISS? _ AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 238 - THE ELEVENTH COMPACT THIS WEEK -_ KEY ONE GIVES YOU LEGEND FROM VAPOUR - _ KEY TWO GIVES YOU QUESTRON II FROM SHARAZ JEK -
#239
Quote: THIS DISK HAS SAMPLED SOUND ON SIDE B SO COPY THE DISK 82 TRACKS 10 SECTORS 2 SIDES . . . . . A LOST BOYS SPECIAL PROJECT, I TOOK A DAY OFF FROM CODING THE MINDBOMB DEMO TO WRITE A LITTLE INTRO FOR AUTOMATION. AND THIS IS THE RESULT, NOT THE MOST SPECTACULAR THING EVER WRITTEN BUT IT ISN;T ALL THAT BAD I THINK! TOTAL CODING TIME ABOUT 8 HOURS ON SATURDAY 10TH MARCH 1990, USING SOME LEFT OVER PIECES OF CODE THAT I HAVE HAD SITTING AROUND FOR A WHILE UNABLE TO THINK OF A SCREEN TO WRITE WITH THEM!!! ALL THE BEST LUV MANIKIN!!!!!! OK! LETS GREET SOME PEOPLE BUT FIRST, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE INTERESTED. I HAVE JUST FINISHED TYPING 99 PER CENT OF OUR COMPACT MENUS INTO HABAVIEW AND GUESS WHAT? WE HAVE DONE OVER 827 COMPACT GAMES . . . ALRIGHT! HI TO THE LIGHT TEAM, DELIGHT, THE REPLICANTS, THE OVERLANDERS, THE EMPIRE, MOB, LEELEE, OBERJE, STAN THE MAN, KAM, DEREK MD, HAL, EDITMAN, MONTY, PURSY, IAN.C, SEWER SOFTWARE, FLAME OF FINLAND, THE STARKS, AND HACKATARIMAN. THE GREETS WERE TYPED IN BY VAPOUR OF AUTOMATION.
#240a
Quote: THE BBC PROUDLY PRESENTS AUTOMATION DISK 240. THIS DISK HAS BEEN RELEASED IN TWO PARTS FOR TWO REASONS. FIRSTLY, WE HAD THE WHOLE GAME PACKED ONTO ONE DISK BUT WHEN WE GOT TO LEVEL 3 WE FOUND IT CRASHED, THIS WAS BECAUSE OF A DUFF TRACK ON THE ORIGINAL DISK. WE RERIPPED THE FILE FROM ANOTHER DISK BUT AS THIS WAS FULL OF DATA INSTEAD OF SPACE IT DIDN'T PACK ANYWHERE NEAR AS WELL. THIS IS BLOODY ANNOYING BUT WE DECIDED IT DIDN'T MATTER TOO MUCH AS WE HAD A NUMBER OF OTHER TITLES READY FOR RELEASE, SO WE HAVE PUT THEM ALL ON. THANX GOTO THE MEDWAY BOYS FOR THE CHEATS. THUNDERBOLT DOCUMENT IS USED WITH KIND PERMISSION OF DES OF THE POMPEY PIRATES. IF THIS SCROLLER ENDS UP ON THE MENU I (THE PILOT...) DESIGNED THEN IT HOULD BE READABLE AND NOT AT ALL STRENUOUS ON THE EYES, BUT THEN ANDY THE ARFLING IS SURE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT, LIKE 'OH I HAD LOADS OF TIME LEFT SO I JUST ADDED A COUPLE OF BITS, NOT TOO IMPOSSIBLE TO READ IS IT ? ' CREDITS ON THESE DISKS GO TO ANDY THE ARFLING : MENU CODING, THUNDERBOLT CRACK + OTHER WORK, BRICKBUSTA PACK AND WORK ON ROTOR. THE PILOT... : BLACK TIGER CRACK AND PACK, WORK ON THUNDERBOLT, CRACK AND OTHER WORK ON ROTOR AND MENU DESIGN. CHRISPY NOODLE : MENU MUSAX. PLEASE NOTE THAT ONLY THUNDERBOLT REQUIRES YOU TO SWAP DISKS. WE WERE GOING TO PUT THRUST ON THIS DISK BUT DIDN'T WANT THE SAME GAME TWICE. NOW, REGARDING SLAGGING BETWEEN AUTOMATION AND OTHER GROUPS. UNLESS ITS REALLY JUSTIFIED THEN STOP THE CHILDISH BICKERING GUYS. THIS MESSAGE WAS AIMED AT MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION AS WELL, JUST IN CASE YOU THOUGHT I WAS ON A HOLIER THAN THOU JAUNT. RIGHT THEN, ONLY ONE MAJOR SLAGGING FROM US, 100 PERCENT JUSTIFIED AS WELL - DIRTY FUCKING DEAD CATS TO THE SHAOLIN MASTERS, YOU ARE A BUNCH OF LAMERS, YOU RIP OFF OTHER PEOPLES CRACKS AND CHANGE TEXT TO SAY YOU CRACKED IT. PROOF ? DISK 10 HAS WICKED ON IT, SUPPOSEDLY CRACKED BY SOME LAMER CALLED GANDELF, THIS IS ANDY THE ARFLINGS CRACK FROM BBC 10 YOU HAVEN'T EVEN EDITED THE TEXT VERY WELL YOU SHITHEADS. IF YOU SHOW YOUR FACE AT A SHOW YOU ARE DEAD FUCKING MEAT. - OK,THIS IS ANDY HERE NOW,INTERRUPTING THE PILOT'S RANTINGS WITH A FEW THOUGHTS OF MY OWN.I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY A QUICK 'CUNTS' TO THE SHAOLIN LAMERS,HOW THE FUCK CAN THEY SLAG AUTOMATION AND THEN USE OUR FILES? OK,NEXT SLAG COMING UP,THIS IS DIRECTED TO A GUY WHO'S REALLY PISSING ME OFF AT THE MOMENT,HE CAN ONLY JUST CRACK (BIRDY IS BETTER - PROOF : SPORTING TRIANGLES),HE CAN HARDLY PACK TO SAVE HIS WORTHLESS LITTLE LIFE,HE STICKS RAW DATA ON SIDE 2 OF HIS DISKS THEN BOASTS ABOUT A HALF MEG VERSION (WHICH HAD BEEN PACKED PROPERLY ON AUTOMATION 232 FOR OVER A WEEK) HE GOES ON ABOUT HIS WONDERFUL CODE THEN COPIES A FOFT INTRO,IN SHORT, THE GUY IS A FUCKING DICKHEAD. HIS NAME? THE ALIEN. I HEAR THAT THE REST OF THE GROUP ARE QUITE NICE GUYS,SO WHY THE FUCK DO THEY PUT UP WITH THIS CUNT? MY THEORY IS THAT IF YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING USEFUL,THEN SLAG OTHER PEOPLE (ESPECIALLY AUTOMATION) TO GET YOURSELF NOTICED. SO ALIEN,NEXT TIME YOU WRITE A SCROLL MESSAGE,EITHER SAY SOMTHING NICE ABOUT AUTOMATION,OR SAY NOTHING AT ALL,YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN OUR LEAGUE!!!! OK,THAT'S ENOUGH FOR NOW,I'LL LEAVE YOU ALL IN PEACE WITH... THE PILOT - SORRY ABOUT THE LANGUAGE, NO MORE LIKE THAT IN THE REST OF THE SCROLLER. IN CASE IT HAS ESCAPED YOUR NOTICE I HAVE STARTED PACKING STUFF AS WELL AS JUST CRACKING IT. ANDY WAS RIGHT WHEN HE SAID THAT CRACKING IS EASY COMPARED TO PACKING. FORTUNATELY I FOUND A COUPLE OF EASY PACKS TO START ON AND I AM NOW WORKING ON SOME HARDER STUFF. HOWEVER, IF I GET STUCK I CAN ALWAYS CALL ON ANDY. OUR NEXT INTRO SHOULD HAVE SOME FUNKY GUITARS FROM CHRISPY, WHICH I PERSONALLY LOOK FORWARD TO, EVEN THOUGH I'M A HOUSE, ACID, HIP HOP FREAK I DO APPRECIATE A GOOD BIT OF JAMMIN. NOW THEN THERE STILL SEEMS TO BE SOME CONFUSION AS TO WHO THE MEMBERS OF THE BBC ARE. WE ARE ANDY THE ARFLING, THE PILOT...(TM) AND CHRISPY NOODLE. WE HAVE A GROUP OF HANGERS ON CALLED THE SUPER-HANGERS ON. THESE ARE ELTRON, BEGINNER AND LEARNER, WHO GET BITS AND BOBS FOR US TO PACK, OR HUNT DOWN THOSE ELUSIVE 100 PERCENT COPIES OF AUTOMATION DISKS (WHY CAN'T SOME ASSHOLES COPY DISKS ? COPYING VOLUME WILL LEAD TO ERRORS BUT ONE-OFFS FROM SOME PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS WRITE-OFFS !). UM, WELL, GREETINGS I SUPPOSE. PLATINUM LIGHT REGARDS TO (NO ORDER) : MOST OF AUTOMATION, POMPEY PIRATES (SPECIAL YO TO DES), MEDWAY BOYS (YO CLOG, SORRY I HAVEN'T SENT YOU MUCH BUT I THINK YOU GET IT AS FAST AS ME ANYWAY), STAN THE MAN (HEY ACID PARTY HAPPENING AT YOURS ? BRING LSD AND AUTOMATIONS), DEREK MD OF WHATEVER GROUP HE HAS JUST STARTED (AGAIN), THE EMPIRE - NICE CRACKS, THE UNION - NICE DEMOS, THALION - NICE GAMES, THUNDERBIRD PUPPET - NICE BODY, TLB - NICE MINDBOMB SCREENS, YO MANIKIN HAVE YOU OILED YOUR BEDSPRINGS YET ? , JAZZIE - WHOEVER YOU ARE, I WANT YOU BODY AS WELL. WHY DOES ELTRON GET PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT ? , PAC AND DAWN, MEGA MIKE - NICE HAIRCUT, WHEN DO YOU PAY THE OTHER INSTALMENT ? AND A TAGNUT TO YOUNG JOE. SUB-SONIC PLASTIC REGARDS TO : BIRDY - THE MIGHTY BATMAN THIEF, THE ACE-HACKER HAL - SORRY ABOUT THE TONE OF THE LETTER I SENT YOU, I'LL PUT YOU IN THE PLATINUM LIGHT REGARDS NEXT TIME, ALIEN - DIDN'T LIKE THE WAY YOU SLAGGED AUTOMATION IN GENERAL BUT DES SAYS THAT YOU'RE ALRIGHT REALLY JUST YOUR EGO NEEDS TAMING, I'LL TAKE A LOT OF CONVINCING AFTER READING PP27. SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE JUST A BIGHEADED LAMER WITH IDEAS ABOVE YOUR STATION. MUCH MORE CRAP LIKE THAT AND YOU'LL ALIENATE YOURSELF. AND A BIG CONCRETE OVERCOAT TO THE SHAOLIN LAMERS. THIS WAS THE PILOT... NOTE ... NO PRISONERS, NO MESSING AND NO CHEQUES - W R A P...................
#240av2
Quote: THE BBC PROUDLY PRESENTS AUTOMATION DISK 240. THIS DISK HAS BEEN RELEASED IN TWO PARTS FOR TWO REASONS. FIRSTLY, WE HAD THE WHOLE GAME PACKED ONTO ONE DISK BUT WHEN WE GOT TO LEVEL 3 WE FOUND IT CRASHED, THIS WAS BECAUSE OF A DUFF TRACK ON THE ORIGINAL DISK. WE RERIPPED THE FILE FROM ANOTHER DISK BUT AS THIS WAS FULL OF DATA INSTEAD OF SPACE IT DIDN'T PACK ANYWHERE NEAR AS WELL. THIS IS BLOODY ANNOYING BUT WE DECIDED IT DIDN'T MATTER TOO MUCH AS WE HAD A NUMBER OF OTHER TITLES READY FOR RELEASE, SO WE HAVE PUT THEM ALL ON. THANX GOTO THE MEDWAY BOYS FOR THE CHEATS. THUNDERBOLT DOCUMENT IS USED WITH KIND PERMISSION OF DES OF THE POMPEY PIRATES. IF THIS SCROLLER ENDS UP ON THE MENU I (THE PILOT...) DESIGNED THEN IT HOULD BE READABLE AND NOT AT ALL STRENUOUS ON THE EYES, BUT THEN ANDY THE ARFLING IS SURE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT, LIKE 'OH I HAD LOADS OF TIME LEFT SO I JUST ADDED A COUPLE OF BITS, NOT TOO IMPOSSIBLE TO READ IS IT ? ' CREDITS ON THESE DISKS GO TO ANDY THE ARFLING : MENU CODING, THUNDERBOLT CRACK + OTHER WORK, BRICKBUSTA PACK AND WORK ON ROTOR. THE PILOT... : BLACK TIGER CRACK AND PACK, WORK ON THUNDERBOLT, CRACK AND OTHER WORK ON ROTOR AND MENU DESIGN. CHRISPY NOODLE : MENU MUSAX. PLEASE NOTE THAT ONLY THUNDERBOLT REQUIRES YOU TO SWAP DISKS. WE WERE GOING TO PUT THRUST ON THIS DISK BUT DIDN'T WANT THE SAME GAME TWICE. NOW, REGARDING SLAGGING BETWEEN AUTOMATION AND OTHER GROUPS. UNLESS ITS REALLY JUSTIFIED THEN STOP THE CHILDISH BICKERING GUYS. THIS MESSAGE WAS AIMED AT MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION AS WELL, JUST IN CASE YOU THOUGHT I WAS ON A HOLIER THAN THOU JAUNT. RIGHT THEN, ONLY ONE MAJOR SLAGGING FROM US, 100 PERCENT JUSTIFIED AS WELL - DIRTY FUCKING DEAD CATS TO THE SHAOLIN MASTERS, YOU ARE A BUNCH OF LAMERS, YOU RIP OFF OTHER PEOPLES CRACKS AND CHANGE TEXT TO SAY YOU CRACKED IT. PROOF ? DISK 10 HAS WICKED ON IT, SUPPOSEDLY CRACKED BY SOME LAMER CALLED GANDELF, THIS IS ANDY THE ARFLINGS CRACK FROM BBC 10 YOU HAVEN'T EVEN EDITED THE TEXT VERY WELL YOU SHITHEADS. IF YOU SHOW YOUR FACE AT A SHOW YOU ARE DEAD FUCKING MEAT. - OK,THIS IS ANDY HERE NOW,INTERRUPTING THE PILOT'S RANTINGS WITH A FEW THOUGHTS OF MY OWN.I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY A QUICK 'CUNTS' TO THE SHAOLIN LAMERS,HOW THE FUCK CAN THEY SLAG AUTOMATION AND THEN USE OUR FILES? OK,NEXT SLAG COMING UP,THIS IS DIRECTED TO A GUY WHO'S REALLY PISSING ME OFF AT THE MOMENT,HE CAN ONLY JUST CRACK (BIRDY IS BETTER - PROOF : SPORTING TRIANGLES),HE CAN HARDLY PACK TO SAVE HIS WORTHLESS LITTLE LIFE,HE STICKS RAW DATA ON SIDE 2 OF HIS DISKS THEN BOASTS ABOUT A HALF MEG VERSION (WHICH HAD BEEN PACKED PROPERLY ON AUTOMATION 232 FOR OVER A WEEK) HE GOES ON ABOUT HIS WONDERFUL CODE THEN COPIES A FOFT INTRO,IN SHORT, THE GUY IS A FUCKING DICKHEAD. HIS NAME? THE ALIEN. I HEAR THAT THE REST OF THE GROUP ARE QUITE NICE GUYS,SO WHY THE FUCK DO THEY PUT UP WITH THIS CUNT? MY THEORY IS THAT IF YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING USEFUL,THEN SLAG OTHER PEOPLE (ESPECIALLY AUTOMATION) TO GET YOURSELF NOTICED. SO ALIEN,NEXT TIME YOU WRITE A SCROLL MESSAGE,EITHER SAY SOMTHING NICE ABOUT AUTOMATION,OR SAY NOTHING AT ALL,YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN OUR LEAGUE!!!! OK,THAT'S ENOUGH FOR NOW,I'LL LEAVE YOU ALL IN PEACE WITH... THE PILOT - SORRY ABOUT THE LANGUAGE, NO MORE LIKE THAT IN THE REST OF THE SCROLLER. IN CASE IT HAS ESCAPED YOUR NOTICE I HAVE STARTED PACKING STUFF AS WELL AS JUST CRACKING IT. ANDY WAS RIGHT WHEN HE SAID THAT CRACKING IS EASY COMPARED TO PACKING. FORTUNATELY I FOUND A COUPLE OF EASY PACKS TO START ON AND I AM NOW WORKING ON SOME HARDER STUFF. HOWEVER, IF I GET STUCK I CAN ALWAYS CALL ON ANDY. OUR NEXT INTRO SHOULD HAVE SOME FUNKY GUITARS FROM CHRISPY, WHICH I PERSONALLY LOOK FORWARD TO, EVEN THOUGH I'M A HOUSE, ACID, HIP HOP FREAK I DO APPRECIATE A GOOD BIT OF JAMMIN. NOW THEN THERE STILL SEEMS TO BE SOME CONFUSION AS TO WHO THE MEMBERS OF THE BBC ARE. WE ARE ANDY THE ARFLING, THE PILOT...(TM) AND CHRISPY NOODLE. WE HAVE A GROUP OF HANGERS ON CALLED THE SUPER-HANGERS ON. THESE ARE ELTRON, BEGINNER AND LEARNER, WHO GET BITS AND BOBS FOR US TO PACK, OR HUNT DOWN THOSE ELUSIVE 100 PERCENT COPIES OF AUTOMATION DISKS (WHY CAN'T SOME ASSHOLES COPY DISKS ? COPYING VOLUME WILL LEAD TO ERRORS BUT ONE-OFFS FROM SOME PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS WRITE-OFFS !). UM, WELL, GREETINGS I SUPPOSE. PLATINUM LIGHT REGARDS TO (NO ORDER) : MOST OF AUTOMATION, POMPEY PIRATES (SPECIAL YO TO DES), MEDWAY BOYS (YO CLOG, SORRY I HAVEN'T SENT YOU MUCH BUT I THINK YOU GET IT AS FAST AS ME ANYWAY), STAN THE MAN (HEY ACID PARTY HAPPENING AT YOURS ? BRING LSD AND AUTOMATIONS), DEREK MD OF WHATEVER GROUP HE HAS JUST STARTED (AGAIN), THE EMPIRE - NICE CRACKS, THE UNION - NICE DEMOS, THALION - NICE GAMES, THUNDERBIRD PUPPET - NICE BODY, TLB - NICE MINDBOMB SCREENS, YO MANIKIN HAVE YOU OILED YOUR BEDSPRINGS YET ? , JAZZIE - WHOEVER YOU ARE, I WANT YOU BODY AS WELL. WHY DOES ELTRON GET PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT ? , PAC AND DAWN, MEGA MIKE - NICE HAIRCUT, WHEN DO YOU PAY THE OTHER INSTALMENT ? AND A TAGNUT TO YOUNG JOE. SUB-SONIC PLASTIC REGARDS TO : BIRDY - THE MIGHTY BATMAN THIEF, THE ACE-HACKER HAL - SORRY ABOUT THE TONE OF THE LETTER I SENT YOU, I'LL PUT YOU IN THE PLATINUM LIGHT REGARDS NEXT TIME, ALIEN - DIDN'T LIKE THE WAY YOU SLAGGED AUTOMATION IN GENERAL BUT DES SAYS THAT YOU'RE ALRIGHT REALLY JUST YOUR EGO NEEDS TAMING, I'LL TAKE A LOT OF CONVINCING AFTER READING PP27. SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE JUST A BIGHEADED LAMER WITH IDEAS ABOVE YOUR STATION. MUCH MORE CRAP LIKE THAT AND YOU'LL ALIENATE YOURSELF. AND A BIG CONCRETE OVERCOAT TO THE SHAOLIN LAMERS. THIS WAS THE PILOT... NOTE ... NO PRISONERS, NO MESSING AND NO CHEQUES - W R A P...................
#241
Quote: THE SUB HUMANS ARE BACK..... FIRST A QUICK JOKE.... HOW DID ELECTRIC BLUE GET THEIR NAME?? WELL, IT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE FULL OF CUNTS AND DICKS!!!!! HA HA HA HA (GOOD JOKE ARN!!!) ..... ANYWAY THIS IS AUTOMATION DISK NO.241, MORE COMPACTED STUFF FOR YOUR DISK COLLECTION. THIS MENU WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND PYROTECHNICS..... ALL MENU CODING BY EGB WITH GRAPHICS BY XERUD (PLEASE NOTE THE SPELLING, ALL OTHER MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION), MUSIC BY JOCHEN 'MARD MARX' HIPPEL A MESSAGE TO THE RENT BOYS (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!! MEDWAY BOYS) IT WAS NOT ME WHO WAS SLAGGING ALIEN OR DEREK MD (EVEN ALTHOUGH ALIEN DESERVED IT!!) ... IT WAS ACTUALLY VAPOUR WHO HAD EDITED MY SCROLL TEXT BEFORE IT WAS RELEASED. ANYWAY IT SEEMS THAT I HAVE TO FINISH THIS SCROLL TEXT BEFORE THE SMELL FROM THE IGNITER'S STOMACH OVERWHELMS ME COMPLETELY (HE HAS A COMPLETELY ABNORMAL BODY WHICH IS CAPABLE OF SWALLOWING LARGE QUANTITIES OF AIR AND THEN BRING IT BACK AGAIN POLLUTED..) HERE WE GO ...... WE ARE THE BEST, THE REST ARE WANKERS (HMMM, WHO DID YOU SAY YOU WERE MEDWAY BOYS....) THE GREETINGS GO TO .... ALL OF AUTOMATION ... VAPOUR, THE UN-NAMEABLES (DACK AND THE LAW), NEIL OF COR BLIMEY, PYROTECHNICS (IGNITER, XERUD AND DR MANHATTAN), THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIC, SHARAZ JEK, OZZWALD, ANDY THE ARFLING, IAN C, PURSY, WAYNE, TUCKER (LIKED THE IRS PORN GAME PICS BAA!!) AND NOW THE REST OF THE GREETS .... THE CAREBEARS, THE REPLICANTS, SEWER SOFTWARE (WILL WRITE TO YOU SOON....), IAN G, THE DEF SQUAD (ASSASSIN, FLAKEY MUTANT AND MOTHER T (A FEMALE MEMBER!!! WOW!!!), DIGITAL FOUNDATION (SNURKEL AND NOSTROMO (ALIAS HITLER-DUMBO-BIG EARS ETC. (INSERTED BY IGNITER)), THE FORTH SQUAD (BILL AND SKOT), THE REST OF THE BEACHED WHALES (ARN AND BISC). I AM NOT GOING TO BOTHER GOING INTO A LONG SECTION OF SLAGGING FOR ELECTRIC BLUE (BECAUSE THE LAME CUNTS CANNOT READ) , BUT WILL KEEP IT SHORT ................................................................................
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#241v2
Quote: THE SUB HUMANS ARE BACK..... THIS IS AUTOMATION DISK NO.241, MORE COMPACTED STUFF FOR YOUR DISK COLLECTION. THIS MENU WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND PYROTECHNICS..... ALL MENU CODING BY EGB WITH GRAPHICS BY XERUD (PLEASE NOTE THE SPELLING, ALL OTHER MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION), MUSIC BY JOCHEN 'MMAADX' HIPPEL SNIP SNIP SNIP SNIP (YIKES!!!) ANYWAY IT SEEMS THAT I HAVE TO FINISH THIS SCROLL TEXT BEFORE THE SMELL FROM THE IGNITER'S STOMACH OVERWHELMS ME COMPLETELY (HE HAS A COMPLETELY ABNORMAL BODY WHICH IS CAPABLE OF SWALLOWING LARGE QUANTITIES OF AIR AND THEN BRING IT BACK AGAIN POLLUTED..) HERE WE GO ...... THE GREETINGS GO TO .... ALL OF AUTOMATION ... VAPOUR, THE UN-NAMEABLES (DACK AND THE LAW), NEIL OF COR BLIMEY, PYROTECHNICS (IGNITER, XERUD AND DR MANHATTAN), THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIC, SHARAZ JEK, OZZWALD, ANDY THE ARFLING, IAN C, PURSY, WAYNE, TUCKER (LIKED THE IRS GAME PICS BAA!!) AND NOW THE REST OF THE GREETS .... THE CAREBEARS, THE REPLICANTS, SEWER SOFTWARE (WILL WRITE TO YOU SOON....), IAN G, THE DEF SQUAD (ASSASSIN, FLAKEY MUTANT AND MOTHER T, DIGITAL FOUNDATION (SNURKEL AND NOSTROMO, THE FORTH SQUAD (BILL AND SKOT), THE REST OF THE BEACHED WHALES (ARN AND BISC). I AM NOT GOING TO BOTHER GOING INTO A LONG SECTION OF SLAGGING FOR ELECTRIC BLUE (BECAUSE I'M NOT SLAGGING THEM ANYMORE) ...................WRAP TIME...............
#242
Quote: HI THERE WELCOME TO AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK ]_] THIS INTRO WAS CODED BY THE IGNITER OF PYROTECHNICS GRAPHICS BY MARCUS eOUR OLD GFX MANf FONT RIPPED FROM THE IBM VERSION OF DELUXE PAINT II BY THE IGNITER pRESIZED AND TOUCHED UP BY XERUD pGREETINGS TO ALL THE REST OF AUTOMATION ei VAPOUR ip COR BLIMEYp OZZWALD p SHARAZ JEKpk ANDY THE ARFLINGk GUARDIANS OF LOGICk THE UN NAMABLESk SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY e ESPECIALLY TO EGB fk IAN Cl p PURSY p WAYNE p AND TUCKER pf I WONT GREET ANYBODY ELSE eEXCEPT THE CAREBEARS AND SEWER SOFTWAREf BECAUSE THEY DONT DESERVE ITl SELECT A PROGRAM NOW OR SUFFER XERUD llllllllll HELLO YET AGAIN TO MORE CRAPTALK FROM XERUD THIS TIME LET US TALK ABOUT MUSIC BOTH ATARI ST AND NORMAL MUSICk LETS START WITH NORMAL MUSICl HANDS UP WHO LIKES NEW ORDER GOOD SO DO Ik HANDS UP WHO LIKES STONE ROSES THATS GOOD THAT WE AGREEl NOW THEN A TRICKY ONE HANDS UP WHO LIKES BROSk KYLIEk JASONj OH SO YOU DOk WELL THEN YOU ARE BIT YOUNG TO BE READING THISl THE LAST THREE TURDS ARE ALL CRAPl I HATE ALL THIS PLASTIC RUBBISHk BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I HATE JIVE BLOODY BUNNYl THEY HAVE THE CHEEK TO RELEASE FOUR SINGLES MADE UP OF OTHER SINGLES AND THEN MOAN WHEN PEOPLE START SLAGGING THEM OFFl MIND YOU THE PEOPLE WHO BUY THIS SHIT SHOULD GO AND SEE A SPECIALIST QUICKLY AS THEY ARE SICKgggl SO NOW LET US TALK ABOUT ATARI ST MUSICk JOCHEN eMADf HIPPEL IS THE BEST MUSIC PROGRAMMER ON THE STl ANYONE WHO HAS HEARD THE BIG DEMOk AMIGA DEMOk UNION DEMOk CUDDLY DEMOk SO WHAT DEMO ETC ETCllll OR ANYONE WHO HAS SEEN ANY OF THE THALION GAMES OR STORMLORD WILL KNOW WHAT I MEANl DAVID WHITTAKER CAN GO FLUSH HIMSELF DOWN A TOILETk BECAUSE HE IS SHIT IN COMPARISONl I ALSO THINK THAT WALLY BEBEN IS GOODl HAVE YOU EVER SEEN QUARTZ WHICH HAS EXCELLENT MUSICk THE MUSIC ON THIS INTRO WAS WRITTEN BY MAD MAX AND WAS RIPPED BY OUR VERY OWN AWESOME IGNITERl NOW THENk A SPECIAL MESSAGE TO ELECTRIC BLUEkkkk QUIT FUCKING AROUND TRYING TO SLAG US AS IT WONT WORKl WE ARE THE BESTk THE REST ARE ALL WANKERSl THE MEDWAY BOYS THINK THEY ARE THE BEST HAHAHAHAHA I WONDER IF THEY HAVE SEEN THE CAREBEARS SCROLLER IN THE SWEDISH NEW YEAR DEMO ] THERE IS A WHOLE LOT OF SWEDISH THEN THE PHRASE hBIG LAMERSh THEN THE WORDS hMEDWAY BOYSh THE WHOLE THING IS RATHER AMUSINGk ANYWAY I MUST LEAVE YOU AS I HAVE TO USE THIS TEXT EDITOR TO DO SOME WORK ON A COBOL ASSIGNMENT FOR COLLEGEl I HATE COBOLgl BUT DONT WORRY AS NONE OF OUR CODE IS WRITTEN IN IT OR ANY OTHER HIGH LEVEL LANGUAGEk BUT GUESS WHO USED TO USE POWER BASIC FOR THEIR INTROSk YES BEFORE THEY WERE KNOWN AS ELECTRIC BLUEk THE BIGGEST LAMERS IN SCOTLAND WERE CALLED hTECHNO FORCEh AND THEY USED TO WRITE INTROS IN BASICk RIP GAMES FROM OUR MENUSk AND EVEN BUY CODE FROM PEOPLEl NOW THEY JUST DO MENUS WITH CODE GIVEN TO THEM FROM CLAG OF THE MEDWAY BOYS eGIRLSggg eINSERTED BY THE IGNITERffl THEY HAVE USED AT LEAST ONE PYROTECHNICS CRACKk THEY USED ONE OF MY FONTSk ANY OTHER GAMES THAT APPEAR ON THEIR MENUS ARE EITHER VERY OLD OR CRACKED BY SOMEONE ELSEl THEY ALSO SELL THEIR MENUS AT THE BARRAS MARKET WHICH IS THE ULTIMATE SIGN OF LAMERISMl SO COME ON MEDWAY BOYS START SLAGGING THEM OFF NOW BEFORE IT IS TOO LATEl OK THEN THAT IS ITl THERE IS NO MORE FROM ME AS I AM OFF TO TYPE IN LOTS OF TEST DATA BYE BYEllllllllllll HA HA I AM BACKk MY COBOL IS NOW VIRTUALLY FINISHEDl NOW I HAVE JUST GOT TO REMOVE A FEW BUGS AND ALTER MY STRUCTURE DIAGRAM SO THAT IT RESEMBLES MY CODE AND IT WILL BE FINISHEDl WELL I BET YOU REALLY WANTED TO KNOW THATgggl TODAY I RECEIVED A FULLY WORKING hSO WHATh DEMO SIX WEEKS AFTER I FIRST GOT A COPY OF ITk THE THREE SCREENS THAT I HAD NOT SEEN WERE WORTH WAITING FORl LETS GREET A FEW PEOPLE HI TO CHRIS Wlk MORAY Wlk THE INCODERS FROM SWEDEN eESPECIALLY LARSfkl AND ANYONE ELSE WHO KNOWS ME WHO DESERVES TO BE GREETEDk ANYONE ELSE CAN WAIT UNTIL THE MAIN GREETINGS LIST WHICH COMES LATER eERR I HAVE DONE IT ALREADY eINSERTED BY THE IGNITERffk GOODBYE THIS IS MOST DEFINATELY THE END OF MY PART OF THE SCROLLERl AUF WEIDERSEINl
#243a
Quote:AUTOMATION ARE PROUD TO PRESENT COMPACT MENU 243A OPTIONS HIT SPACE TO PLAY INDY JONES FROM LUCASFILM OR THE PRESIDENT IS MISSING -0- TOGGLE HZ MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION ARE VAPOUR SHARAZ JEK NEIL OF COR BLIMEY DACK THE LAW OZZWALD THE BBC THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIC THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY THIS MENU WAS CODED BY NEIL OF CB MUSIC RIPPED BY VAPOUR MENU PUT TOGETHER BY VAPOUR LET'S WRAP! AUTOMATION RULE...
#243b
Quote:Well hello there! You have just booted up AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 243b. This disk is to be used in conjunction with disk 243a (obviously!) and it contains Indiana Jones the Graphic Adventure disks 3, 4, 5, and 6. Therefore when playing the game you must insert this disk when you are asked to insert Indy Jones disks 3 to 6! (I'm one for stating the obvious aren't I?) Ok! To exit this intro insert another disk (preferably another AUTOMATION CD) and press the spacebar. Yo Dudes! This is `NEIL OF COR BLIMEY' presenting my medium resolution, PROPORTIONAL scroller! Believe me folks, this scroller is COOOOOOOOOL (and it was also quite hard to code!) Well, this is just a test scroller so, before I stop typing I'll just show the whole of my character set to make sure it's all okay..... AaBbCcDdEeFfGgHhIiJjKkLlMmNnOoPpQqRrSsTtUuVvWwXxYyZz 1234567890 `!?&-:,.' Kcuf off to the Alien and the Bald Eagle! The biggest pair of sreknaw that ever hit the ST scene! By the way! Don't accuse Neil of writing the insults as it was I (Vapour) who wrote them as I'm sick of the tihsllub that comes out of your mouths. You two talk (type) that much bull that you need wings to stay above it! That quote was from the film Apocalypse Now (great movie). Right, that's enough of all that, let's Wraaaaaaz-A-Wraaaaaap............
#244
Quote:VAPOURSHARAZ JEKNEIL OF CBTHE LAWDACKOZZWALDTHE BBCAUTOMATION
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#245
Quote:AUTOMATION RULE... HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE OVERLANDERS - THE EMPIRE - THE STARKS - DELIGHT - MCA - SEWER SOFTWARE - MOB - PURSY - IAN.C - MONTY - LEELEE - OBERJE - THE LOST BOYS. . . OK! NOW IT IS JOKE TIME! THE ALIEN HAW HAW HAW HAW! BYE BYE!
#246
Quote:THE SAGA CONTINUES . . . HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO! SORRY ABOUT THE MUSIC BEING THE SAME AS ON DISK 239 BUT MOST OTHER MUSICS THAT I TRIED CAUSED THE SCROLLER TO JERK OCCASIONALLY. A LOST BOYS SPECIAL PROJECT, I TOOK A DAY OFF FROM CODING THE MINDBOMB DEMO TO WRITE A LITTLE INTRO FOR AUTOMATION. AND THIS IS THE RESULT, NOT THE MOST SPECTACULAR THING EVER WRITTEN BUT IT ISN;T ALL THAT BAD I THINK! TOTAL CODING TIME ABOUT 8 HOURS ON SATURDAY 10TH MARCH 1990, USING SOME LEFT OVER PIECES OF CODE THAT I HAVE HAD SITTING AROUND FOR A WHILE UNABLE TO THINK OF A SCREEN TO WRITE WITH THEM!!! ALL THE BEST LUV MANIKIN!!!!!! OK! LETS GREET SOME PEOPLE. MEGA HI TO THE LIGHT TEAM, DELIGHT, THE REPLICANTS, THE OVERLANDERS, THE EMPIRE, MOB, LEELEE, OBERJE, STAN THE MAN, KAM, DEREK MD, HAL, EDITMAN, MONTY, PURSY, IAN.C, SEWER SOFTWARE, FLAME OF FINLAND, THE STARKS, AND HACKATARIMAN. THE GREETS WERE TYPED IN BY VAPOUR OF AUTOMATION. THE PRATT OF THE YEAR AWARD HAS BEEN SHARED THIS YEAR BY THE ONE AND ONLY ALIEN OF THE POMPEY PIRATES AND EX GUARDIANS OF LOGIC MEMBER THE BALD EAGLE . . . . WRAP TIME!
#247
Quote: YO! AUTOMATION CD 247 IS UP AND SCROLLIN ! CHECK OUT THIS DISK, ONLY GOOD STUFF ON HERE. I (THE PILOT...) HAVE COMPACTED A HORRENDOUS AMOUNT OF OLD SHITE, WHICH I'LL CHUCK ON ONE MENU - THAT'S ONE TO AVOID, I CAN TELL YOU ! STILL IT'S GOOD FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME, WHO NEVER DELETE ANYTHING, TO GET LOADS OF BLANK DISKS BACK. AS I COMPOSE THIS ANDY IS WORKING ON THE CODE FOR THE MENU. WELL THANKS GO TO THE MIGHTY CLOG FOR A WARNING WORD ON STRYX - 100 PERCENT CRACKED AS FAR AS WE KNOW. CASTLE MASTER IS A GREAT GAME AND THANX GO TO THE LAW FOR CRACKING/PACKING IT AND SENDING IT TO US. THE BBC ARE ME (THE PILOT...), ANDY THE ARFLING AND CHRISPY NOODLE. AUTOMATION IS VAPOUR, THE BBC, OZZWALD, NEIL OF OH MY GOD, THE UN-NAMEABLES, SHARAZ JEK AND THE SUB-HUMANS. SWIFTLY ON TO THE YO'S - PLATINUM LIGHT REGARDS TO POMPEY PIRATES (YO ALIEN, NICE TALKING TO YOU, PEACE BRO !), THE MIGHTY CLOG (THE ONE AND ONLY MEDWAY BOY), ST AMIGOS (FIRST GREETING FROM US, NICE TALKING TO YOU ON THE CONFERENCE), DEREK MODEM DESTROYER (STILL HAVEN'T SEEN ANY OF YOUR MENUS, BIG YO TO BECKY), EMPIRE AND REPLICANTS (YOU'RE DOING EXCELLENT CRACKS, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK GUYS), OVERLANDERS, SEWER SOFT, THE HOMEBOY (YO!), KAM, TLB, TCB, FF, OMEGA, SYNC, YOUNG JOE, THE DRUIDS, HAL DE LA PHONE, EDITMAN, THE ALLIANCE (RECONNECT ME MORE OFTEN, WHEN M.D. AND HAL AREN'T ON, SO I CAN GET A WORD IN EDGEWISE). THAT'S IT I THINK, NO OFFENCE IF I MISSED YOU. NO FUCKINGS IN THIS MENU, THE LAMERS KNOW WHO THEY ARE (ROBIN HOOD - DOING WELL TO GET EVERYONE ON A CONFERENCE HATING YOU! - SHAOLIN MASTERS - RIPPED OFF ANY MORE OF OUR CRACKS LATELY? ). NOW THE INTERESTING FACTS BIT - THIS SCROLLER IS BY THE PILOT..., THIS MENU IS BY ANDY THE ARFLING (WITH SPECTRUM SHOWER BY VAPOUR), THIS SPECTRUM PICTURE PORTED BY ANDY, OTHER SPECTRUM PICTURE PORTED BY CHRISPY NOODLE, THE SPOLLING MISTIKES ARE MY FAULT. YES THIS IS RELEASE 2 OF THIS DISC. THIS IS BECAUSE WE AT THE BBC NEGLECTED TO PACK STRYX BUT FORTUNEATELY NEIL SAVED THE DAY WITH HIS PACK. ORIGINALLY THIS ENTIRE DISC WAS A BBC PRODUCTION, BUT DUE TO CHANGES IN SIZE (AMAZING WHAT PACKERS DO) WE HAD TO SWAP SOME STUFF AROUND, SO WATCH OUT FOR A COUPLE OF OTHER BITS OF OURS ON A VAPOUR CD. 'NUFF 'NUFF SCROLLIN ! A FEW PERSONAL GREETS GO TO PAC AND DAWN, MAZ, THUNDERBIRD PUPPET (HEY LITTLE GIRL, WANT TO COME IN MY CAR? ), CHRISPY NOODLE (LONG TIME NO SEE-HEAR), THE SUPER HANGERS ON, TRACY, THE FEARSOME FOURSOME AND NATHALIE AND PEACHY, ALSO ONE TO BORIS FROM ANDY! THAT'S ALL FOR NOW, EXCEPT FOR A QUICK FAVOUR - CALL ST CHATLINE ON 0898 446970. CHECK IT OUT! THIS WAS THE PILOT..., WARP
#248
Quote: WARNING - THIS IS AUTOMATION CD 248 ... THIS DISC IS FULL OF CRAP BUT HAS MIDI-MAZE AS A REDEEMING FEATURE. WELL ON 247 YOU WERE WARNED ABOUT THE IMPENDING SHIT DISC, SO HERE IT IS, 1 OF 2 ACTUALLY, COS I'VE FOUND EVEN MORE OLD CRAP TO PACK. YOU MIGHT BE PREPARING TO LAUNCH A SLAG COS OF THIS DISC, BUT WE'RE OUT TO PACK EVERYTHING SO YOU'LL HAVE TO SUFFER IN SILENCE. WELL THE STATUTORY PLATINUM LIGHT REGARDS GO TO : ST AMIGOS (NOT THAT YOU'LL EVER SEE THIS, COS IT WON'T BE UPLOADED), MEDWAY BOYS, POMPEY PIRATES, LOST BOYS (HEY MANIKIN, I WAS JOKING ABOUT THE PILES OF COME!), HAL, DEREK MD + BECKY, REPLICANTS, BIG FOUR, NIGHTBREED, TCB, FF, OMEGA, SYNC, OVERLANDERS, KAM, EDITMAN, SEWER SOFT, EMPIRE, DELIGHT, JOBIL, BIRDY AND A BIG YO! TO THE HOMEBOY (OF COURSE). NICE MUSAX BY CHRISPY NOODLE (OF THE BBC). RIGHT THEN THATS 'NUFF 'NUFF SCROLLIN FOR SUCH A CRAPPY DISC - C U L8RS - WRAP
#249
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Quote:AUTOMATION ARE PROUD TO PRESENT COMPACT MENU TWO FOUR NINE MOTORWAY WHAT OPTIONS -1- SPACE HARRIER EXTRA LEVELS -2- RALLY CROSS -3- PINBALL MAGIC -0- TOGGLE HZ MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION ARE VAPOUR SHARAZ JEK NEIL OF COR BLIMEY DACK THE LAW OZZWALD THE BBC THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIC THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY CALL YOUR ST CHATLINE ON 0898 446970 I AM SORRY THE MENU PRODUCTION HAS SLUMPED A LITTLE BUT I HAVE BEEN BUSY HAVING FUN DRIVING TRACTORS FOR GOOD OLD JOHN KENNEDYS THIS MENU WAS CODED BY NEIL OF CB MUSIC RIPPED BY VAPOUR MENU PUT TOGETHER BY VAPOUR NO GREETS NO SLAGGINGS AT LEAST NOT IN THIS SCROLLER TRY THE OTHER ONE LETSWRAP!
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Quote:AUTOMATION RULE... HI TO THE REPLICANTS - THE OVERLANDERS - THE EMPIRE - THE STARKS - DELIGHT - MCA - SEWER SOFTWARE - MOB - PURSY - IAN.C - MONTY - LEELEE - OBERJE - THE LOST BOYS. . . OK! NOW IT IS JOKE TIME! THE ALIEN HAW HAW HAW HAW! RASSSSSPPPPPPP! BYE BYE!
#250
Quote: HELLO. AUTOMATION COMPACT DISK 250. A LANDMARK IN HACKING HISTORY!! (WELL MAYBE A SMALL BOMB CRATER) THIS ONE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LAW (CODING) AND PHILL (THAT'S ME) (GRAPHICS), OF THE UN-NAMEABLES, TOGETHER WITH A FONT FROM XERUD (ONLY JUST RECOGNISABLE AFTER WE BASTARDISED IT!) OVER TO LAW - THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM 3D-DOC DEMO (MANY THANX TO ANDY FOR THAT!) LONG PAUSE WHILE WE THINK OF SOMETHING TO TYPE........ PHILL WANTS TO DO THE GREETS, SO HERE'S PHILL............. I SUPPOSE THERE SHOULD BE LOTS OF THEM, THIS BEING 250. SO FIRST OFF, TO EVERY ONE IN AUTOMATION THE REST OF THE UN-NAMEABLES (THAT MEANS YOU DACK) SHARAZ JEK OZZWALD THE BBC THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK NEIL OF COR BLIMEY. HELLO TO ALL YOU FOREIGN TYPES - THE CAREBEARS THE REPLICANTS LEVEL 16 THE EXCEPTIONS SOFTRUNNER GROUP TNT CREW DELTA FORCE AND ANYONE ELSE IN THE UNION, THE BLADERUNNERS MCA 42 CREW STCS SEWER SOFTWARE THE OVERLANDERS THE EMPIRE EQUINOX THE FALLEN ANGELS THE LAST V8 THE REVOLUTION BOSS AND ANYONE ELSE WHO LIVES OUTSIDE THE BOUNDS OF SUNNY UK. IF YOUR STILL AROUND AFTER ALL THAT THEN YOU DESERVE A BLOODY MEDAL! NOW FOR THE NON-AUTOMATION BRITISH GREETS THE MEDWAY BOYS THE LOST BOYS KKK THE POMPEY PIRATES (EXCEPT ALIEN) AND ON THE LOWLY AMIGA - HOUDINI AND THE LATE PSEUDO OPS AND FREESTYLE UK AND NOW - PERSONAL GREETINGS TO (ALTHOUGH THERES VERY PROBABLY NO ONE READING THIS) BOB COL MAL NEIL.E THE MASK FOBWOBBLE THE ORIGINAL SNOT GOBBLER (WHY WERE THOSE DISKS GREEN?) APPOLLO XERUD EGB ANDY THE ARFLING CHRISPY NOODLE/RICE CHRISPY/LIGHTFOOT OK THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT. HELLO TO THE PEOPLE WITHOUT WHOM......ANDY PENNELL AND ALL AT HISOFT OCEAN US (SLIGHTLY TARNISHED) GOLD PSYGNOSIS/PSYCLAPSE ACTIVISION THE EDGE IMAGEWORKS DOMARK RAINBOW/ELECTRONIC ARTS MICROPROSE ELITE MICRODEAL DIGITAL INTEGRATION SYSTEM 3 FIREBIRD TITUS (STRIPES!??!!) VIRGIN GAMES (I TELL YOU WHAT MATE THIS BLOODY SCROLL IS VIRGIN (TEE HEE) ON THE RIDICULOUS) TEQUE PROBE LORICELS THALION INFOGRAMES INFOCOM NOVAGEN CINEMA WARE MAGNETIC SCROLLS GREMLIN PARADOX BRODERBUND MASTERTRONIC CODE MASTER (OH DARLING!) HEWSON ACCESS MANDARIN SOFTWARE DENTON DESIGNS LLAMASOFT PUMPKIN SOFT (WHO?) ANCO SPECTRUM HOLOBYTE EPYX CDS TYNESOFT FTL AND IF THAT ISN'T ALL OF YOU THEN WE ARE VERY VERY VERY VERY SORRY (LIE) AND HI TO EVERYONE AT ST FORMAT THE GAMES MACHINE ST ACTION ACE ZERO UNIX WORLD (I BET THERE'S A LOT OF THOSE READING THIS... IN FACT I BET THERE'S NO-ONE READING THIS!!) AND HELLO TO ANY FAMOUS PEOPLE WHO MIGHT BE READING THIS - PUT 'AUTOMATION UP ON THE SCREEN OF YOUR ATARI NEXT TIME YOUR ON TOP OF THE POPS! I WOULD IMAGINE THAT THE REBEL MC HAS 'RESET HIS ATARI' JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE! THIS HAS TAKEN BLOODY AGES TO TYPE AND I'M GOING HOME FOR TEA, OH AND HELLO TO WHATS HIS NAME, ER, UM ,OH , E.R. (NO! NOT THE QUEEN! I THINK SHE USES ICL GEAR (AND I DON'T MEAN LEATHER!)) , OH YES! VAPOUR! BYE FROM PHILL AND THE LAW AND HELLO FROM DACK......................HUZZAH!! AND THRICE TIMES REJOICE...THEY'VE LET ME OUT AGAIN TO WRITE ANOTHER SCROLL FOR AUTOMATION COMPACT 250....WHERE TO START..OH YES...WELCOME TO THIS COMPACT (OR IN THE WORDS OF EMMERSON, LAKE AND PALMER - WELCOME BACK MY FRIENDS TO THE SHOW THAT NEVER ENDS, WE'RE SO GLAD YOU COULD ATTEND, COME INSIDE, COME INSIDE) CREDITS:- CODING BY THE LAW (AND JOLLY NICE CODING IT IS TOO), SCROLL BY DACK, PACKER BY OZZ, GUARDS! GUARDS! BY TERRY PRATCHETT (SUPERB)...LESS GREETINGS THIS TIME AS I THINK I GREETED MOST PEOPLE ON THE LAST SCROLL (EXCEPT WOFF) SO ITS HELLO, GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO EVERYONE ELSE IN AUTOMATION, ADMIRED-FROM-AFAR GREETINGS GO TO THE UNION, THE MCA, THE REPLICANTS, DEREK (THE GUY WHO WROTE PLUTOS AND THUNDERCATS..I HEAR YOUR NEW GAME LOOKS VERY GOOD)...PERSONALS TO:- W O F F (IS THIS OK?), KKK, MARK.O, STEVE.D (HOW MANY STEVES DO I KNOW???), JERRY.T (FRIEND OF KEITH).....SERIOUS BIT OF THE SCROLL COMING UP (THOSE OF A NERVOUS DISPOSITION KINDLY STOP READING UNTIL XXX APPEARS AGAIN) I'VE BEEN ASKED TO WARN PEOPLE ABOUT JOINING CLUB 68000, APPARENTLY THEY ARE RATHER FOND OF CASHING YOUR CHEQUES AND WAITING RATHER A LONG TIME BEFORE SENDING YOU ANYTHING, THEN WHEN IT DOES COME IT DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK E.G. DISCS DRIVES JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW...XXX...THERE!..BACK TO WEIRDNESS (I CAN'T BE WEIRD FOR LONG THOUGH AS I WANT TO HAVE A GAME OF SYNCHRO-GUSH (C)...THE GAME WERE YOU GO TO TOILET AND FLUSH IT WHILE URINATING..THE OBJECT OF THE GAME IS TO FINISH AT THE SAME TIME AS THE FLUSH. ALSO THE JAMES WHALE RADIO SHOW IS ON SOON.) WHAT ELSE TO SAY?...OH YES..I'M VERY VERY SORRY FOR MESSING UP SAPIENS WAY BACK ON MENU 79 (DONT WORRY IT WAS FIXED BY WAS (NOT WAS)) BUT I'D JUST CHANGED JOBS ETC....(INSERT YOUR FAVOURITE EXCUSE) I'VE JUST CHANGED JOBS AGAIN SO LOOK OUT FOR EVEN MORE COCKUPS APPEARING ON A MENU NEAR YOU SOON. WHAT CAN I DO NOW?....I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE SOMETHING BEGINNING WITH...HMMM....B.......YES THATS RIGHT BED!..I HEAR IT CALLING ME IN THE DISTANCE..COME TO BED..NOW!!!....WHOOPS THINK I'D BETTER GO SO UNTIL NEXT TIME, THIS IS DACK SIGNING OFF AND LEAVING YOU WITH SOME OF THE QUESTIONS EVEN AUTOMATION DONT KNOW THE ANSWER TO....1) WHERE DID ALL THE SPANGLES GO? (EVEN THE OLDE ENGLISH ONES YOUR GRANNY ALWAYS USED TO HAVE)...2) WHAT DOES KY STAND FOR? (GROWN UP JOKE KIDDIES!)...AND FINALLY 3) HOW MANY VERSIONS OF FOFT HAVE BEEN RELEASED? SEE YA SOON..(ATARI SHOW IN JUNE)......DACK...P.S. BUY ZERO MAGAZINE COS ITS VERY GOOD..TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR THE UNCLE DACK AGONY SCROLL WHERE I'LL TRY AND ANSWER ALL YOUR QUERIES...LETS WRAP..AND WRAP THIS THING UP.....GO ON PRESS A KEY....THERE IS NO MORE.......HONEST....SEE I TOLD YOU SO...THEN AGAIN I MIGHT AS WELL CARRY ON FOR A FEW MORE LINES....(OF TEXT NOT COKE!)...COS ITS A NEW DAY AND IM TRYING TO FIND A WAY OF KILLING TIME TILL THE FILM STARTS LATER....OK! SOME MORE QUESTIONS WHO ON EARTH IS STUPID ENOUGH TO WRITE TO A MAGAZINE TO ASK FOR TIPS ON A GAME THAT ISNT RELEASED YET (AND I DONT MEAN DAMOCLES)....THE ANSWER CAN BE FOUND IN ST ACTION THIS MONTH....WHAT A GIMBOID!!! PERHAPS THE GUY WHO WROTE IN THINKS THAT THE PEOPLE WHO WRITE MAGAZINES HAVENT GOT A CLUE ABOUT THE GAMES (IF SO HE SHOULD READ -THE ONE-, WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT A MAGAZINE THAT CAN'T REVIEW A DEMO PROPERLY. THEY SEEM TO THINK THAT THE NEW CAREBEARS DEMO HAS ONLY GOT THREE SCREENS. PERHAPS SOMEONE SHOULD WRITE IN AND TELL THEM ABOUT THE UP AND DOWN KEYS....) MY FINAL GRIPE IS ABOUT THAT BASTION (I THINK I SPELLED THAT RIGHT) OF PUBLIC MORALS.....TOOT DE TOOT AND OTHER AMIGA BEATING SOUND EFFECTS (I THINK MY DX11 SOUNDS A BIT BETTER)....NEW COMPUTER EXCESS...ONLY 58 PENCE A WEEK.......OR 2 POUND 30ISH (AVERAGE) A MONTH.....ANDREX IS SLIGHTLY CHEAPER....THERE ARE SEVERAL THINGS WRONG WITH THIS MAGAZINE (WHICH IS WHAT I WHAT TO EMPTY AT ITS EDITOR...) 1) UNCLE TECH TIP....IF HE DOESNT KNOW THE ANSWER WHY DOES HE MAKE ONE UP! E.G. MOST GAMES USE TRACKS 81 AND 82 FOR THE PROTECTION AND ITS BECAUSE OF THIS THAT THEY DONT WORK ON STE'S.... ACTUALLY I THINK YOU MAY FIND THAT ITS MOSTLY MR ROB NORTHENS WACKY PROTECTION CHECKS THAT SCREW UP, AND THESE ARE ALL ON TRACK 0. THIS WEEKS ANSWER TO SOMEONE WHO WANTED TO KNOW WHICH MACHINE HAD THE BEST BASIC WITH IT (AMIGA OR ST) GOT HE REPLY THAT ST BASIC WAS SLOW AND CUMBERSOME...SO BUY AN AMIGA INSTEAD... ID LIKE TO ASK HOW LONG FIRST BASIC BY HI-SOFT HAS BEEN SUPPLIED WITH NEW MACHINES? (SORRY ITS GOING ON SO LONG BUT THIS IS SOMETHING I HAVE TO GET OFF MY CHEST...OOH ERH! SOUNDS A BIT RUDE) 2) THE PEN-PALS SECTION...HOW MANY OF YOU READING THIS SCROLL ARE ONLY DOING SO BECAUSE OF THE PEN PALS SECTION? IF YOU JUST WANT TO GET CONTACTS...AND NO LAMERS (TO QUOTE MOST AMIGA OWNERS) THEN BUY MICRO MART INSTEAD! ITS ONLY 50P AND CONTAINS HUNDREDS OF BARGINS AND CONTACT ADDRESSES...IF YOU ONLY BUY NCE FOR THIS SECTION IT COULD BE TIME TO SWAP. MEANWHILE ITS TIME TO TURN THE CASSETTE OVER..BACK IN A MO...............................OK THATS BETTER -MODERN TIMES BY LATIN QUARTER...BUY IT NOW..TELL EM I SENT YOU...BUT DONT BUY IT FROM OUR-PRICE...COS THEY CHARGE WAY TOO MUCH..I MEAN I WENT TO BUY THE NEW BJH ALBUM TODAY AND THEY WANTED 7.50 FOR IT! ISNT IT STRANGE THAT WHENEVER THEY ANNOUNCE A SALE--THEY UP THE PRICES OF THE NEW ALBUMS...WHERE WAS I..OH YES..HUNTINGDON...THAT NICE LITTLE PLACE WITH A POLL TAX OF 294 POUNDS (IM NOT GOING TO DISCUSS THE POLL TAX IN THIS SCROLL...MAYBE ILL HAVE A GO AT IT NEXT TIME) 3) THE SUN SCHOOL OF JOURNALISM 50 POINT BANNER HEADLINE SCARE-THE-BUGGERS-TO-DEATH TECHNIQUE....AGAIN FROM THIS WEEKS ISSUE..THERE ARE 3 ANTI PIRACY HEADLINES INCLUDING -SOFTWARE PIRATES GET JAIL SENTENCES-(ABOUT TWO MEN WHO SET UP THEIR OWN COMPANY SELLING PIRATED SOFTWARE), -CRACKING CRACKDOWN- (ANOTHER STORY ABOUT HOW F.A.S.T. ARE TRYING TO STOP PIRACY..HINT.STOP SOFTWARE HOUSES DEALING WITH PIRATES..NO NAMES MENTIONED BUT SEVERAL OF MY FRIENDS SWAP STUFF WITH PROGRAMMERS IN SOFTWARE HOUSES!) AND -MORE HONG KONG PIRATES SCUPPERED- (NUFF SAID). AS AN INTERESTING ASIDE YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW THAT THE COPYRIGHT ACT APPLIES TO PROGRAMS IN THEIR ORIGINAL FORM...ALTER A FEW BYTES AND IT STARTS TO GET ON DUBIOUS GROUND...AUTOMATION MENUS, I THINK YOULL AGREE, DONT LOOK A LOT LIKE THE ORIGINAL PROGRAMS DO THEY??...HOWEVER IF YOU DO KNOW OF ANYONE SELLING OUR MENUS THEN LET US KNOW! (MAYBE THESE SCUM THINK THAT A SLAGGING OFF MESSAGE IN A SCROLL COUNTS AS GREETING - WEIRD!!) ANYWAY I THINK IVE GONE ON ENOUGH...(SECONDED SAYS EVERYONE WHOS READING) SO I WILL BID YOU ALL FAREWELL...TILL NEXT TIME......BYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TO EVERYONE WHOS READING THIS UNLESS YOU ARE A MEMBER OF ELECTRIC BLUE-MEMBERS OF THE IVE-GOT-A-DISC-EDITOR-AND-I-KNOW-HOW-TO-USE-IT BRIGADE -THE VIEWS EXPRESSED IN THIS BIT OF THE SCROLLTEXT ARE OF DACK AND DO NOT NECESSARILY REPRESENT THOSE OF THE REST OF AUTOMATION- TIME TO WRAP....10 9 8 7 6 5 3 2 WHOOPS 4 1.........LETS GO.......
#251
Quote: AUTOMATION PRESENT MENU 251.... WELL, FINALLY I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO FIT SOME PROGRAMS TOGETHER SO THAT I COULD DO ANOTHER DISK!!! ( SORRY GUARDIANS OF LOGIK, BUT NOW I KNOW MEAN 18 IS 512K I CAN USE IT!!! ) THE LAW SAYS HI TO..... VAPOUR... (YEAH!!! FOURTH TIME LUCKY!!!) OZZ... (NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK AGAIN - 2.4 IS GREAT!!) NEIL... (NICE INTROS) SHARAZ JEK... (2 MLS ON TURBO OUTRUN.... TUT TUT!!!) G.O.L. (HI APPOLLO! NICE TALKING TO YOU!!) SUB-HUMANS IN TURKEY... (I'LL PHONE YOU SOON, E.G.B.) B.B.C. (ANDY MADE CONTACT - NICE ONE!!!) AND ALL OUR ARTISTS AND EXTERNAL CODERS.... OTHER GREETS TO.... MEDWAY BOYS... POMPEY PIRATES (NOT ALIEN THOUGH! HE IS A COMPLETE BUMSTUFFER!!) G-FORCE (NO-ONE AROUND HERE HAD EVER HEARD OF YOU BEFORE UNTILL YOUR MENU 26 APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE AND THERE WAS A GREET FOR ME ON IT!!! PLEASE LEAVE E.G.B. ALONE THOUGH!!), THE LOST BOYS, THE LIGHT TEAM, THE OVERLANDERS, THE UNION, AND THE BLADERUNNERS (WHERE THE HELL ARE THE 42-CREW THESE DAYS?), SYNC (GET YOUR DEMO OUT SOON), THE CAREBEARS, OMEGA, PHALANX, AND ALL THE OTHER DEMO-CODERS.... ALSO HI TO...... COL, MAL 'THE BEST', THE MASK, THE TEN, BOB, NEIL.E, THE ORIGINAL SNOT GOBBLER, ROB NORTHEN (NICE NEW PROTECTION - STILL, IT'S VERY EASY TO BREAK THEM!!), THALION (NICE GAMES), NOVAGEN (IF YOU DON'T RELEASE DAMOCLES SOON I WON'T BUY IT!!!), AND FINALLY TO ANDY PENNEL.... WHOSE BRILL DEVPAC II I AM NOW TYPING THIS CRAP ON.... THE UN-NAMEABLES NOW CONSISTS OF.... THE LAW (ME), DACK, PHILL, AND NEW MEMBERS, FLANNY, NOOKIE AND TUCKER OF THE I.R.S. ....TIME TO WRAP................PARW OT EMIT.... AUTOMATION PRESENT MENU 251.... WELL, NOW THAT MOST OF YOU HAVE GONE AND ONLY THE DEDICATED ONES ARE LEFT I CAN TELL YOU ABOUT THE BALD EAGLE OF NEW ORDER.... THIS COMPLETE LAMER PACKS THE FILES WITH OUR PACKER AND THEN SEARCHES FOR A LOADER FROM ONE OF OUR OWN DISKS THAT WORKS WITH THE GAME... HE THEN TEXT EDITS ANYTHING ON THE 'OLD' LOADER AND PUTS HIS NAME THERE.... DOES THIS MAKE HIM A TOSS-POT - I THINK SO..... ALSO A BIG UP-YOURS FROM THE REST OF THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK TO NEW ORDER (THE ONLY CREW WHO USE OTHER PEOPLES PACKS ON THEIR DISKS AND THEN SLAG US OFF!!! WOULD YOU TRUST A CREW WHO HAS A MEMBER SELLING THEIR DISKS?) ENOUGH RANTINGS..... TIME TO WRAP (REALLY THIS TIME)
#252
Quote: HI THERE FOLKS OUT THERE IN CD LAND,NOW COME ON,OWN UP,WHO PUT GEORGE MICHAEL IN MY SPECTRUM PIC? STOP PRESS : THERE IS A DOC FILE FOR WARHEAD ON THIS DISK,PRESS SPACE TO SEE IT. NOW IT'S GETTING VERY LATE AND I'M GETTING VERY PISSED OFF TODAY SO I'LL KEEP THIS SHORT,SO LET'S WRAP!!! NO,SERIOUSLY,I SHOULD AT LEAST GREET SOME PEEPS FIRST,SO HERE GOES.... GREETINGS TO THE MEDWAY BOYS,THE REPLICANTS,THE BIG FOUR,ST AMIGOS,THE POMPEY PIRATES,OVERLANDERS,THE EMPIRE,DEREK MD,THE HOMEBOY,YOUNG JOE,THE LOST BOYS,OMEGA,SYNC,FLEXIBLE FRONT,NIGHTBREED,SEWER SOFT AND TO ALL THOSE (EX) HACKERS AT THALION! FINALLY,DOES ANYONE HAVE A SPARE ST LYING AROUND? MY POOR MACHINE PASSED ON OVER A MONTH AGO,WHICH IS MY MAIN EXCUSE WHY I'VE NOT BEEN DOING 'NUFF 'NUFF LATELY. FINALLY FINALLY, TELEPHONE GREETS TO HAL,WHY NOT DO HIM A FAVOUR,CALL 0898 446970 (WORTH A LAUGH TOO!). WRAP! YES I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TOO,JUST ONE SMALL THING,I THINK I'VE JUST FIXED THE BOTTOM BORDER ROUTINE TO WORK ON STE'S. CAN SOMEONE TELL ME IF IT WORKS?
#252v2
Quote: HI THERE FOLKS OUT THERE IN CD LAND,NOW COME ON,OWN UP,WHO PUT GEORGE MICHAEL IN MY SPECTRUM PIC? STOP PRESS : THERE IS A DOC FILE FOR WARHEAD ON THIS DISK,PRESS SPACE TO SEE IT. NOW IT'S GETTING VERY LATE AND I'M GETTING VERY PISSED OFF TODAY SO I'LL KEEP THIS SHORT,SO LET'S WRAP!!! NO,SERIOUSLY,I SHOULD AT LEAST GREET SOME PEEPS FIRST,SO HERE GOES.... GREETINGS TO THE MEDWAY BOYS,THE REPLICANTS,THE BIG FOUR,ST AMIGOS,THE POMPEY PIRATES,OVERLANDERS,THE EMPIRE,DEREK MD,THE HOMEBOY,YOUNG JOE,THE LOST BOYS,OMEGA,SYNC,FLEXIBLE FRONT,NIGHTBREED,SEWER SOFT AND TO ALL THOSE (EX) HACKERS AT THALION! FINALLY,DOES ANYONE HAVE A SPARE ST LYING AROUND? MY POOR MACHINE PASSED ON OVER A MONTH AGO,WHICH IS MY MAIN EXCUSE WHY I'VE NOT BEEN DOING 'NUFF 'NUFF LATELY. FINALLY FINALLY, TELEPHONE GREETS TO HAL,WHY NOT DO HIM A FAVOUR,CALL 0898 446970 (WORTH A LAUGH TOO!). WRAP! YES I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TOO,JUST ONE SMALL THING,I THINK I'VE JUST FIXED THE BOTTOM BORDER ROUTINE TO WORK ON STE'S. CAN SOMEONE TELL ME IF IT WORKS?
#253
Quote: YEAH, HERE IS THE NEW GUARDIANS OF LOGIK MENU FOR AUTOMATION... CODED BY KAS, LOGO AND FONT BY TUF, MUSIK BY MAD MAX. . . . . SORRY FOR THE DELAY ON THIS MENU VAPOUR ANY WAY MEGA GREETS TO THE FOLLOWING. . . . OZZ NICE TO SEE YOU ARE BACK AND THE NEW PACKER IS GREAT!!!! . . . VAPOUR (THANX FOR THE DISKS I AGREE WITH HALF OF YOUR PRATT OF THE YEAR AWARDS ON 246 BUT I MUST POINT OUT THAT LOGIK AS YOU CAN SEE IS SPELT WITH A ( K ) PLEASE TAKE NOTE .). . .MANIKIN ( GREAT INTRO ) . . . A SPECIAL WELCOME TO THE NEW MEMBERS OF THE UN-NAMEABLES . . .THE LAW FOR HIS HELP AND SOME GREAT CODE BUT NEXT TIME PACK SOMETHING ELSE ONLY JOKING BUT I MUST ADMIT IT IS RIDICULOUS HAS ANYONE READ THE LAW WRAP ON 251 YET NICE TO SEE THE TRUTH GETS OUT EVENTUALLY . . .SUB HUMANS OF TURKEY . . . SHARAZ JEK . . . B.B.C. (NICE INTRO ON 240) . . .NEIL OF COR BLIMEY . . .AND A SPECIAL THANKS TO THE DEPRESSED AND CRAZY KID WHO DRINKS SWN Y MOR . . .(THANX FOR ALL YOUR HELP AND THE GREAT CODE). AND GREETS TO ALL THE REST OF %$%$%$%$%$ AUTOMATION %$%$%$%$%$ I QUITE LIKE THOSE I THINK WE WILL HAVE SOME MORE %$%$%$%$%$%$ GREETINGS ALSO GOTO STCS (UK) %$%$%$ THE REPLICANTS %$%$%$ STALIN OF FLEXIBLE FRONT %$%$%$ ZAE OF NEXT %$%$%$ THE EMPIRE %$%$%$ MCA %$%$%$ HOTLINE %$%$%$ AND A BIG HI TO JOBIL . . .BET YOU THOUGHT I HAD GIVEN UP.....ANYWAY ENOUGH OF ALL THIS WAFFLEMENT I HAVE WORK TO DO . . .MEGA THANKS TO DEFCON AGAIN . . . .I WILL BE IN TOUCH SOON PROMISE !!! ANYWAY I THINK IT IS TIME TO GO %$%$%$%$%$ AUTOMATION WOULD LIKE TO WISH EVERY ONE A HAPPY EASTER AND TO KEEP ON COLLECTING %$%$%$ OH AND BY THE WAY ABOUT NEW ORDER DISK SEVEN WELL WHAT CAN I SAY I THINK THE DISK SPEAKS FOR ITSELF %$%$%$ DO YOU NOT THINK SO!!!! TIME TO WRAP YEAH HERE I AM AGAIN FOOLED YOU SPECIAL BULLETIN FOR THE LAW . . .SORRY BUT I DO NOT KNOW WHY THEY DID NOT CALL THEMSELVES THAT!!!!!!! %$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$% I REALLY LIKE THESE DEFCON THEY ARE GREAT %$%$%$%$ AND SO IS THIS CODE . . . SPECIAL MESSAGE TO THE DEDICATED AND ANYONE WHO HAS READ A CERTAIN DISK SEVEN THIS STATEMENT IS TRUE AND FACTUAL THIS DISK IS ALL OUR OWN WORK THOUGH WE CANNOT TAKE ANY CREDIT FOR THE PACKER THAT LIES COMPLETELY WITH OZZ AND ULTRALOAD AND AUTOHACK ARE PRODUCTS OF THE UN-NAMEABLES BUT ALL THE HACKING AND PACKING ON THIS DISK IS DOWN TO US %$%$%$%$%$%$ WRAP TIME . . . . .
#254
Quote: YEAH, WE ARE HERE AGAIN WITH SOME MORE GOODIES FOR YOUR COLLECTION THIS TIME WE BRING YOU AUTOMATION CD254 . . . .HIT NUMERO UNO FOR PETER PAN . . . .AND BLAST NUMBER 2 FOR IMPOSSIBLE MISSION 2 . . . . .AGAIN THANX GOTO THE LADS FROM DEFCON FOR THIS MENU CODE AND THE SPECTACULAR TUBEFONT AND THE GREAT GRAFIX DONE BY OUR RESIDENT ARTIST %$%$%$ DIO %$%$%$ AND JUST IN CASE YOU DID NOT RECOGNIZE THAT TUNE !!!! YEP IT IS GOOD OLE MAD MAX AGAIN AND BEFORE YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT THE MUSIC BEING THE SAME AS THE LAST MENU WELL I AM SICK OF CHANGING WHAT IS GOING TO APPEAR ON THE MENU LET ALONE CHANGING THE MUSIC . . . MAY BE I WILL CHANGE IT ON THE NEXT MENU FOR YOU ? BUT WHAT THE HECK THE MUSIC IS GREAT ANYWAY SO QUIT MOANING!!!!!!! ANY WAY LET ME GET ON WITH THE GREETS FOR A CHANGE . . .THEY GOTO ALL MEMBERS OF AUTOMATION %$%$ AND TO EVERYONE WHO I KNOW %$%$% WELL THAT WAS SHORT AND SWEET THIS SCROLLTEXT LARK IS A PAIN WHEN YOU ARE BUSY SO I AM GOING TO LEAVE IT AT THAT BECAUSE I HAVE GOT TO GET OUR NEXT MENU OFF THE PRODUCTION LINE %$%$%$%$ DID ANYONE WATCH THE GREATEST CONCERT SINCE LIVE AID ON EASTER MONDAY? ROUSING STUFF HEY!!!!! SIMPLE MINDS WERE JUST GREAT SEE NOT EVERYTHING THAT COMES FROM SCOTLAND IS ALL BAD!!!!NO OFFENCE MEANT I WAS ONLY JOKING - I HAVE SOME VERY GOOD FRIENDS UP THERE IN BONNY SCOTLAND. . . .ONE IN PARTICULAR . . . . . (IF YOU ARE READING THIS THEN STOP AND GET ON WITH SOME WORK INSTEAD . . .WELL I THINK THAT IS ALL FOR NOW . . . SEE YOU ALL ON OUR NEXT MENU!!!!! OH I NEARLY FORGOT JUST IN CASE THERE IS ANYONE READING THIS SCROLLTEXT JUST TO SEE IF WE SAY ANYTHING NAUGHTY ABOUT A CERTAIN GROUP THAT I WILL NOT EVEN MENTION %$%$%$ WELL YOU HAVE JUST READ IT . . . . . . . . . . . .LET ME WRAP . . . . . . . . . .
#255
Quote: PLEASE DO NOT COMPLAIN WHEN YOU DISCOVER THAT RISK LOCKS UP WHEN YOU TRY TO SAVE YOUR GAME AS EVERY COPY I HAVE SEEN INCLUDING AN ORIGINAL HAVE ALL DONE THE SAME HOWEVER IF YOU GET A GOOD VERSION THEN SEND IT TO ANY AUTOMATION MEMBER AND WE WILL PACK IT. PRESS 5 TO 9 TO ALTER SCROLLER AND A B C D OR E FOR MUSIC . . . PRESS ZERO TO TOGGLE HERTZ . . . AUTOMATION GIVES YOU COMPACT DISK 255 , THE GRAPHICS ON THIS MENU WERE DONE BY NIK FROM THE QUARTET THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM SEVEN GATES OF JAMBALA INTRO BY VAPOUR!!!! GREETINGS GO TO PYROTECHNICS, THE REPLICANTS, THE STARKS, FLAME OF FINLAND, DEREK MD, DELIGHT, MCA, THE LIGHT TEAM, MOB, PURSY, IAN.C, MONTY, THE ANGELS OF MERCY, THE CAREBEARS, THE OVERLANDERS, MIKE OF HOTLINE, THE MEDWAY BOYS, THE UNION [WHAT NO DEMOS], WAYNE SMITHSON, ROB NORTHERN, AND ALL AT THALLION SOFTWARE . . . . . AFTER ALL OF THAT WE SHALL BRING THIS SCROLLER TO AN END. BYE BYE .............................................WRAP TIME...............
#256
Quote:HERE WE GO AGAIN WITH AUTOMATION CD 256. OK SOME STATS HERE FOR YOU NUMBER FREAKS! THIS IS THE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY FIFTH MENU PUT TOGETHER BY VAPOUR WITH TWO MORE TO FOLLOW. OZZWALD OF THE LSD HAS DONE 57 SO FAR AND WE ARE WAITING FOR CD 236 FROM HIM. THE LAW OF THE UN-NAMEABLES HAS DONE 29 WITH ONE TO FOLLOW. NEIL OF COR BLIMEY HAS COMPILED SIX SO FAR. THE GOOD OLD BBC (NICE TO BE BACK GUYS?) HAVE DONE FIVE WITH TWO OR THREE DUE FOR RELEASE SHORTLY. THE SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY HAVE DONE TWO AND THE THIRD (CD 242) SEEMS TO BE AMISS SOMEWHERE OR IS IT JUST A FIGMENT OF SOMEONES IMAGINATION? LAST BUT NOT LEAST, WE HAVE HAD TWO MENUS FROM THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIK (HI APPOLLO) AND WE ARE EXPECTING ANOTHER TWO FROM THEM VERY SOON. WELL ALL IN ALL THAT SHOULD PLACE US NEAR ENOUGH AT THE 260 MARK. OK! WE HAVE HAD A LOT OF PACKED CRAP TO RELEASE OF LATE SO IT IS TIME TO THINK ABOUT DOING SOME QUALITY STUFF (SO HOWS ABOUT SOME GOOD STUFF AUTOMATION MEMBERS AND NO CHICKENING OUT ON THE MULTI DISK RAW DATA STUFF. WE WANT GOOD PACKS NOT LAME ONES!) SHUFFLEPUCK CAFE TOOK ME A COUPLE OF DAYS TO FINISH OFF (NO LESS THAN 135 FILES (HOLY MACKEREL) BUT WHEN I START SOMETHING I LIKE TO FINISH IT WHATEVER IT TAKES), YOU CAN SAVE TO THIS DISK, I MADE SURE OF THAT! IT DID NOT PACK TOO WELL BUT IT IS A CUTE LITTLE GAME. LEAGUE CHALLENGE SPEAKS FOR ITSELF, LOAD IT AND SEE! THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED BY ME (VAPOUR) FROM JAMBALA. THERE ARE ABOUT TEN PIECES OF MUSIC HERE BUT I AM FEELING LAZY AND INSTEAD OF LETTING YOU FLICK THRU THEM ALL IN THIS MENU I AM GOING TO USE THEM IN THE OTHER TWO MENUS I AM ABOUT TO PUT TOGETHER. ONE OF WHICH IS LOADS OF STOS GEAR AND IS ANOTHER COMPACT DISK TO SWERVE AROUND WHEREAS THE OTHER MENU WILL CONTAIN TERORPODS, SHINOBI AND CLOWNOMANIA, (NOT A BAD DISK BUT NOT A BRILLIANT ONE EITHER). OH YEAH! TNOD SSERP TESER FI RUOY SAMMOM DNUORA . . . . FART, BELCH, PUKE! (THE AFTERMATH OF FRIDAY NIGHT OUT). WHAT IS THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN A SHEEP AND A LADA? IT IS MORE EMBARRASSING GETTING OUT OF THE BACK OF A LADA! WHAT IS THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN AIDS AND A LADA? YOU STAND A BETTER CHANCE OF GETTING RID OF AIDS! AUTOMATION IS VAPOUR, THE BBC, OZZWALD OF THE LSD, NEIL OF OH MY GOD, THE UN-NAMEABLES, SHARAZ JEK, THE SUB-HUMANS AND THE GUARDIANS OF LOGIC. SWIFTLY ON TO THE YO'S - THE MEDWAY BOYS ST AMIGOS DEREK MD, THE EMPIRE AND THE REPLICANTS, THE LIGHT TEAM, DELIGHT (GREAT CREW, GET IN TOUCH WITH US AXE), MCA, THE OVERLANDERS, THE STARKS, SEWER SOFT, THE HOMEBOY, MONTY, MOB, LEELEE, OBERJE, PURSY, NIK OF THE QUARTET, KAM, THE LOST BOYS, THE CAREBEARS, FLEXIBLE FRONT, OMEGA, SYNC, YOUNG JOE, THE DRUID, HAL AND EDITMAN, THIS SCROLLER WAS CODED BY ANDY THE ARFLING (WITH SPECTRUM SHOWER BY VAPOUR). CALL ST CHATLINE ON 0898 446970. CHECK IT OUT!, WARP